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- You can't time travel.

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We're all children of Father
Time. He won't allow it.

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- Sorry, Father Time.
Looks like I was adopted.

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- What the heck, dude? It's my birthday

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you can't just, you can't change the movie like that.

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- Oh, Tyler. You've made me watch
this stupid Bigfoot movie

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already. - Because the movie was about

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to have its climax.
- Ew, please don't say climax.

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- Mm. - Guys, I told you

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that we were watching this movie tonight.

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Everyone agreed. - Come on, Tyler.

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I mean, you've made me watch this stupid Bigfoot

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movie so many times.

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I mean, you're the only one who likes it.

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Look, I put something
way better on. - Here.

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- Take this. You're gonna need it.

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I'm a Pop-and-Lock-Bot from the future.

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- This isn't much better.

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- Okay. First off, Fay,
Time Pit is amazing.

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Second off, Lewis. I
told you, specifically

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that we were watching my favorite

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Bigfoot movie for my birthday. - Okay.

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- All right, Tyler, why don't we take a present break

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and we'll finish your Bigfoot movie later.

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- Yeah, after I leave.

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- What's up guys? - Bret! Wait,

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how did you get in my apartment? - Ha

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Lew told me where your hide-a-key was

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- Yeah, and you're late.

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- I know. Tried to time it just right

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so I'd miss the dumb movie.

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- Well, you timed it perfect for gifts.

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- And we are finishing the movie.

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- Oh, geez.

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Come on, man.

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Hairy birthday.

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All right. It feels like
yesterday we were camping every

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summer, watching karate movies at your dad's place

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and trying out the moves on kids at recess.

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Remember that? Ms. Webb,
she got so mad at us.

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- Oh, man, I got suspended. - I
hope you enjoy your gifts.

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You Squatcher. Love Fay, Lewis and Bret.

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No way. What's this?

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- We took the logo you made and turned it into a patch.

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- Oh, guys, that is so sweet.

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- There's a little more to the gift.

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- We've been talking about Sasquatch

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hunting since we were kids.

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- And we know how obsessed you are with Bigfoot.

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You've been trying to get us to go Sasquatch hunting

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with you literally every weekend

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to get a photo of him or something.

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- Hey, I volunteered to go that one time.

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- My dog's been sick. Like every
time you ask so.

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- You have a dog?

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- And technically, we all
promised we go with you one day.

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- I don't remember that.
- So, Tyler,

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our gift to you is that we
are completely out of excuses

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and we are finally taking
you on a squatching weekend,

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and your gift to us is that

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after this weekend, you will never ask us

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to go again. Happy Birthday.

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Happy birthday. - You mean it?

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- Yes, we mean it.

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- Oh, thank you!

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- Can't believe we're going camping.

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- Now, I have a gift for you.

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I don't have a good feeling about this.

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- I knew that this day would come.

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- Uh, I don't like the sound of this.

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- Our official Squatcher
uniforms for our epic weekend.

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We are now officially "The Squatchers"!

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- Awesome man!

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- Wow, uh cool hat, Tyler. Thank you, uh,

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I'd put it on, but I just got my hair done, so.

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- Yeah, uh, me too.

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- This is so cool. Oh, woo.

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Oh, man. Thank you for this hat. Dude.

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I'm gonna get so many chicks in this thing.

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- You know it, mate. - Sure Lew,

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the only thing that was missing
this whole time was the hat.

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- Shut up, Bret.

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- Um, wait, how did you get these hats made,

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if we, we just told you we were going squatting

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- Decent hand.

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- I'm sorry. I'm really honest
guys I didn't wanna lie.

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- Lewis. It was supposed
to be a big surprise.

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- Way to go man. -Oh, guys,
come on, it's not his fault.

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Everyone knows that Lewis can't keep a secret, but

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otherwise I wouldn't have been able

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to make these sweet hats!

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I also have stickers.

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- Whoa. - Beanies and, and mugs.
- W-why?

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- The print shop by me was having a sale.

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- What? Look at this,
it has my name on it!

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- Wait, what's with the weird extra hat?

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- Well, I mean, somebody's gotta drive.

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- No? - Oh, no, dude. No, not Nate.

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No, Tyler. - Please don't tell me
that hat's for Nate.

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- Guys, he's the only one with a car.

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- Oh. - Tyler, we were going
to rent a car. - Oh, well

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now you don't have to. Look,

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I already asked him, and he is really excited.

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Really excited!

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- Guys. Come on. Nate's my
friend. He's your friend too.

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He's not that annoying.

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- All right. Now, the first
thing that you are going

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to wanna remember to do is to put on sunscreen.

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People don't realize how important that is,

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just on a regular day out in the town.

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The second thing that you're
gonna wanna remember is

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to put on, bug repellent.

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I've already sprayed myself once,

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but probably do it again whenever I get to base camp.

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Now you're probably asking yourself, how is Nate

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so qualified to take us on this wilderness journey?

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- No one asked that.

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Well, I was a Cub Scout for four months

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and I got a book on camping.

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I'm already on chapter three.

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- Dude, we're just here to borrow your car.

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- Whoa, Bret.

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Bretster, oh, you better power down that phone

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before we get into the mountains,

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because when we get to the
mountains, we're switching over

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to these bad boys.

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- Oh, sweet.

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- Are you serious? There's no reception.

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- Yes, indeedy.

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We're going out to
the real wilderness. A place

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where Bigfoot roams free without any internet

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or texting machines.

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- Wait, how can we look up how

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to disinfect a wound without internet?

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- Don't worry Lew, Nate's got a book on camping,

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so we'll be just fine.

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- That's the spirit Bret! - Oh,

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guys, this is going to be so much fun.

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Thank you for driving us, Nate.

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- No problem. This is gonna be a real hoot!

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- Why did I say yes to this?

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- It's just two days and we never ever

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have to go camping again.

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Nate, I thought you said your
car is five seats. - Huh? Oh,

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there are five seats.

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Don't worry. I've taken
'em off-road before.

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- Okay.

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- Nate, is this DMV approved?

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- I knew we shoulda rented a car.

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- We're coming for you
big guy. - What's that?

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- This is a genuine lock

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of Bigfoot hair. I got it off of eBay.

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- Ew, Tyler. Why do you have that?

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- Because it's genuine Bigfoot
hair. That, that's why.

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- Well, can you stop sniffing it in that creepy way?

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- Hey, you turd!

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- Dude, I know you got more snacks,

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sharing is the Squatcher way.

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- You said you'd rather lick
a toilet than be a Squatcher.

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- Uh, I'm wearing the dumb hat.

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- Well, maybe the dumb hat is wearing the dumb you,

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- Dude - Will you both cut it out.

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Bret, stop harassing Lewis. - Fine.

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- Okay, I've got my map.
I've got my good luck charm.

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We're all packed up. Let's get squatching!

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- All right! Woo! -
All right. - All right.

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- Okie dokey.

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- Only a couple more hours
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Whitehall, New York.

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- Guys, I cannot believe we're actually doing this. We

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are going to find
Sasquatch. I just know it!

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- Yeah, he totally exists.
- Hey, I believe in you, Tyler.

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- I believe it too. I've heard a lot

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of cool stories about the big fella.

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- Guys, I'm hungry. - What?

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You've been eating this whole time.

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- Yeah, but those were just
snacks. I need real food.

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- Lewis, we're not stopping for food.

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It's gonna throw off our whole schedule.

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- Come on guys. If we don't stop now,

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I'm gonna get low blood sugar,

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and then you're gonna have to carry me into

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camp. - Oh my God.

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- All right. Look, I've got a, I've got a

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power bar in my backpack.

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You can have it.

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- What flavor?
- Vanilla Crunch.

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- I hate Vanilla Crunch.

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- Seriously? - Nate,
aren't you hungry, man?

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Don't you wanna stop?

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- I could go for a juicy burger, but I'm also packed

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and prepared with all the
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so I could go either way.

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- See, we're not stopping.

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- I'm actually pretty hungry.
- Yes!

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- Are you kidding, Bret?

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- Somehow Lewis' snacks
make you more hungry. - Ugh.

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- See, guys, I knew I was right.

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Food was a great idea.

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- The only great idea you've ever had.

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- Butt Muncher.
- Yo, take a choke pill

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will you? - Bret stop picking on Lewis.

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- Guys, can you please eat faster

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so we can get back on the road?

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- Get your own fries.

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- Maybe I will. Excuse
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- What do you want?

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- Wow that coffee pot

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really brings out the color of your eyes.

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You look great today. - Oh, stop.

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- You know my friend here, he's running low on fries.

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I don't think he got enough.

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He's got a little bit of a problem.

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I was wondering if you could break the rules for me

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and give him a free refill.

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What do you say?

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Well, usually we don't do that, but for you.

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Sure, honey.

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- Oh, and more ketchup.
- No.

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- And that's how it's done.

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- Now, the waitress hates me.

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- She doesn't hate you Lewis.

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- I'm gonna hate both of you,

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if we do not get back on the
road. Whitehall is waiting.

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- Oh, Oh.

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- Okay. Now the waitress hates you.

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- Aw, man. - So as the newest
member of the Squatchers,

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what's the deal with Whitehall, New York?

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Why not choose something closer?

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- Well, Whitehall, New York is known

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for its Bigfoot sightings.

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It's like a thing over there.

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- Yeah, it is the number one spot

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for Bigfoot sightings on the East Coast.

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And the number one Sasquatch expert,

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Ranger John Malcolm has a cabin up there

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where he conducts his research.

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He's kind of a big deal.

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- Tyler, again, with the Ranger John Malcolm thing?

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- What? The guy's a legend.
And he's my personal hero.

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- You gotta chill with the whole
Ranger John Malcolm thing.

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He's not that important. - Not that,

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what? How could you even say that?

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He's like, he's a science rockstar - Dude.

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No one on Earth knows who that guy is except

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for you and all of us.

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Because you haven't shut up
about him since we were 10.

250
00:14:02.305 --> 00:14:04.615
- Yeah. Tyler, as your best friend,

251
00:14:04.695 --> 00:14:06.065
you gotta dial back the Ranger

252
00:14:06.145 --> 00:14:08.877
John Malcolm fandom. It can't be healthy.

253
00:14:09.915 --> 00:14:12.905
- Ew. Lewis, you can't put them back in.

254
00:14:12.985 --> 00:14:15.375
- Well, I don't wanna waste
them. Think of the turtles.

255
00:14:15.455 --> 00:14:18.505
- Nobody wants dirty
floor straws, Lewis. - Okay,

256
00:14:18.585 --> 00:14:20.145
fine.

257
00:14:20.225 --> 00:14:22.015
- I'll, I'll tone it back.

258
00:14:22.095 --> 00:14:24.935
But I'm just excited to be like my hero,

259
00:14:25.015 --> 00:14:26.935
and finally see Bigfoot for myself.

260
00:14:27.015 --> 00:14:30.995
Did you guys know Ranger John Malcolm has over six

261
00:14:31.075 --> 00:14:33.275
recorded encounters with Bigfoot.

262
00:14:33.355 --> 00:14:34.275
- Recorded encounters.

263
00:14:34.355 --> 00:14:36.241
Where are the photos? - Video
footage?

264
00:14:36.321 --> 00:14:37.075
- Audio recording, anything.

265
00:14:37.155 --> 00:14:38.265
- Okay, yeah, no, I get it.

266
00:14:38.345 --> 00:14:40.735
Look, in his defense,

267
00:14:40.815 --> 00:14:44.135
the first time his camera
battery died, the second time,

268
00:14:44.215 --> 00:14:45.695
he forgot to turn on auto focus,

269
00:14:45.775 --> 00:14:47.695
so it's just kind of a blurry photo.

270
00:14:47.775 --> 00:14:50.585
The third and fourth times the digital camera

271
00:14:50.665 --> 00:14:51.765
took too long to boot up.

272
00:14:51.845 --> 00:14:54.105
By the time he took the photo,
Bigfoot had already left.

273
00:14:54.185 --> 00:14:56.745
And then the sixth time the auto focus was on.

274
00:14:56.825 --> 00:14:59.385
But it focused on a tree in the background.

275
00:14:59.465 --> 00:15:04.525
So you can't really see Bigfoot, but he took very good

276
00:15:04.605 --> 00:15:06.625
detailed notes about every encounter.

277
00:15:06.705 --> 00:15:09.925
- Oh, okay. Notes? He took notes. You

278
00:15:10.005 --> 00:15:10.975
never told me that.

279
00:15:11.055 --> 00:15:12.865
Let's call up science and tell him, "Hey, science,

280
00:15:12.945 --> 00:15:14.395
we got notes. Bigfoot saw."

281
00:15:14.475 --> 00:15:16.355
- Shut up, Bret. Okay?

282
00:15:16.435 --> 00:15:17.945
He's real. - He is not real.

283
00:15:18.025 --> 00:15:19.565
No one's ever got a
photo of the guy. - Look,

284
00:15:19.645 --> 00:15:21.365
I know, but I have a plan.

285
00:15:21.445 --> 00:15:23.685
I brought my camera. I
brought extra batteries.

286
00:15:23.765 --> 00:15:24.725
I even brought my Polaroid

287
00:15:24.805 --> 00:15:27.785
as a backup in case we need an instant hard copy.

288
00:15:27.865 --> 00:15:29.105
We are gonna find him.

289
00:15:29.185 --> 00:15:32.705
We are gonna get the first real
photo and we are going to be

290
00:15:32.785 --> 00:15:33.785
heroes!

291
00:15:35.835 --> 00:15:39.345
- Okay.
- Yeah, alright. Or

292
00:15:39.425 --> 00:15:42.875
we could eat s'mores. Right?

293
00:15:42.955 --> 00:15:44.766
Look, we could sit around the campfire.

294
00:15:44.846 --> 00:15:45.599
Eat S'mores.

295
00:15:45.679 --> 00:15:48.105
I brought my guitar. We can
play some tunes about Bigfoot.

296
00:15:48.185 --> 00:15:49.845
It seems like that's the closest
we're gonna get to the big

297
00:15:49.925 --> 00:15:50.885
guy this weekend.

298
00:15:50.965 --> 00:15:53.445
- I love s'mores. - He loves s'mores.

299
00:15:55.985 --> 00:15:57.575
- All right, look. Come on guys.

300
00:15:57.655 --> 00:16:00.065
We're all here to celebrate Tyler's birthday

301
00:16:00.145 --> 00:16:02.385
and fulfill a promise that we all made.

302
00:16:02.465 --> 00:16:04.945
And Nate's here too,
for some reason. - Present.

303
00:16:05.025 --> 00:16:08.105
- So let's go all in and make this weekend worth it.

304
00:16:08.185 --> 00:16:10.425
- Sounds good to me. - Okay.

305
00:16:10.505 --> 00:16:11.799
- Hey, I've been on board ever since

306
00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:13.615
we swore in as Squatchers.

307
00:16:13.695 --> 00:16:15.965
- Thank you guys.
- Didn't we have some sort

308
00:16:16.045 --> 00:16:19.058
of saying like a little oath
when we made our promise?

309
00:16:19.985 --> 00:16:20.905
- Squatcher oath!

310
00:16:20.985 --> 00:16:24.665
- Yes, the oath!
- We are friends

311
00:16:24.745 --> 00:16:27.985
and we believe that Sasquatch is as real as me.

312
00:16:28.065 --> 00:16:30.185
- He is a loner just like us,

313
00:16:30.265 --> 00:16:32.985
but we've got each other, and that we trust.

314
00:16:33.065 --> 00:16:34.345
- In rain or shine

315
00:16:34.425 --> 00:16:37.505
and night or day or day, we'll stick together

316
00:16:37.585 --> 00:16:38.925
all the way. I will

317
00:16:39.005 --> 00:16:42.525
believe, I'll be a watcher, I'm proud to

318
00:16:42.605 --> 00:16:44.445
Call myself a Squatcher.

319
00:16:45.425 --> 00:16:48.725
- Oh, bravo. That was great.

320
00:16:48.805 --> 00:16:50.395
- I can't believe I remember that after so long.

321
00:16:50.475 --> 00:16:52.325
- Yeah it's been years since I said that oath.

322
00:16:52.405 --> 00:16:54.325
- I say it all the time.
- Of course you do Lew.

323
00:16:57.665 --> 00:16:59.325
- Hey guys, do you wanna head out?

324
00:16:59.405 --> 00:17:00.765
Because I don't want the waitress

325
00:17:00.845 --> 00:17:02.955
to see I broke the
little straw thing. - Yeah.

326
00:17:03.035 --> 00:17:03.868
- Okay, let's go.

327
00:17:15.435 --> 00:17:16.435
Okay.

328
00:17:18.595 --> 00:17:20.905
- Wait, can one of you gimme a straw?

329
00:17:20.985 --> 00:17:25.015
- Oh, hey, you can us one
our straws. - Oh, sweet.

330
00:17:25.095 --> 00:17:27.605
Thank you, buddy.
Appreciate it, man. - Yeah.

331
00:17:29.945 --> 00:17:31.125
- Oh, sorry about the straw.

332
00:17:32.245 --> 00:17:34.965
- What a clutz.
- Wait, Tyler, wait for me, don't leave!

333
00:17:35.045 --> 00:17:37.485
- I actually needed to use one of those straws.

334
00:17:38.465 --> 00:17:39.465
- Four milkshakes.

335
00:17:40.865 --> 00:17:43.045
- Oh, man.
- Great.

336
00:17:43.985 --> 00:17:47.245
- How gross that would you guys be, if I used one

337
00:17:47.325 --> 00:17:48.405
of the dirty floor straws?

338
00:17:53.015 --> 00:17:53.848
- A little.

339
00:17:58.475 --> 00:17:59.685
- Welcome to Bigfoot country.

340
00:18:09.745 --> 00:18:12.020
- Wow. - Whoa.

341
00:18:12.100 --> 00:18:12.933
Neat-o

342
00:18:30.985 --> 00:18:34.617
- Oh, trees. Why did
you wake me for trees?

343
00:18:43.888 --> 00:18:44.721
- Oh man.

344
00:18:54.221 --> 00:18:55.054
- I found a pinecone.

345
00:19:08.985 --> 00:19:10.695
- I think I'm gonna sleep in the car.

346
00:19:10.775 --> 00:19:15.055
- Wait, did you bring
a tent? - Is that an invitation?

347
00:19:15.135 --> 00:19:16.985
- Nice try Bret.
- What?

348
00:19:17.065 --> 00:19:18.665
I mean, I don't mind if you snore in your

349
00:19:18.745 --> 00:19:21.125
sleep. Kinda hot.

350
00:19:21.205 --> 00:19:25.355
- Thanks, Bret. I'll totally
let you sleep in my tent.

351
00:19:25.435 --> 00:19:27.585
Maybe we can share a sleeping bag.

352
00:19:28.735 --> 00:19:31.165
Naked. - Really?

353
00:19:31.245 --> 00:19:32.625
- No, you might be able

354
00:19:32.705 --> 00:19:34.545
to sweet talk those girls at your little concerts,

355
00:19:34.625 --> 00:19:36.015
but not me.

356
00:19:36.095 --> 00:19:37.905
Besides, I don't date Squatchers.

357
00:19:40.735 --> 00:19:44.465
- Stupid hat. Not a Squatcher. Okay.

358
00:19:48.575 --> 00:19:51.705
- Dropped your hat there my
fellow brother. Alright.

359
00:19:54.365 --> 00:19:57.825
Oh, and hey, there's always
room for two at Casa del Nate.

360
00:20:01.335 --> 00:20:03.035
- Okay. Take the car.

361
00:20:05.193 --> 00:20:06.295
This is so great.

362
00:20:06.375 --> 00:20:08.085
It's just like old
times. Huh, guys? - Yeah!

363
00:20:08.165 --> 00:20:09.285
- It feels like our old summers,

364
00:20:09.365 --> 00:20:12.295
except now I have to pitch my own tent.

365
00:20:12.375 --> 00:20:13.745
- This is gonna be awesome, guys.

366
00:20:13.825 --> 00:20:16.325
I mean, we're gonna hunt,
Bigfoot. - Gone squatchin'

367
00:20:16.405 --> 00:20:17.358
- I'm gonna make s'mores.

368
00:20:17.438 --> 00:20:18.408
- Oh yeah.

369
00:20:18.488 --> 00:20:19.985
- And I brought tent snacks.

370
00:20:20.065 --> 00:20:22.625
- Midnight tent snacks,
yo. - Yeah, can't wait.

371
00:20:25.495 --> 00:20:26.328
- Home, sweet home.

372
00:20:33.445 --> 00:20:35.345
- That's still good. - That's
good. Yeah that's still good.

373
00:20:38.835 --> 00:20:41.580
- Check this out, man.
I've got binoculars.

374
00:20:41.660 --> 00:20:42.742
- Oh wow.

375
00:20:42.822 --> 00:20:44.845
Can you see me? - No. - Oh.

376
00:20:44.925 --> 00:20:47.765
- But I've got night vision, so we'll be able

377
00:20:47.845 --> 00:20:49.875
to see the big guy, even if it's super dark outside.

378
00:20:49.955 --> 00:20:52.355
Dead of night. And
then if he's still hiding,

379
00:20:52.435 --> 00:20:55.735
look at this, thermal imaging.

380
00:20:55.815 --> 00:20:57.555
These things, they're so powerful,

381
00:20:57.635 --> 00:21:01.055
they eat up double As like,
like Pacman dots. All right?

382
00:21:01.135 --> 00:21:04.145
There is no way we miss Bigfoot with all this stuff.

383
00:21:04.225 --> 00:21:07.642
- No, there's no way that we're gonna miss...

384
00:21:17.905 --> 00:21:22.852
- Did it work? - Yeah, yeah.
- Check it out, the holy grail.

385
00:21:27.495 --> 00:21:30.905
- What are you looking at?
- Nothing. - No, give it to me.

386
00:21:31.795 --> 00:21:34.205
Gimme that! - Wait your turn.
- Give them to me.

387
00:21:34.285 --> 00:21:36.135
- No man, come on. Stop.
- No, what are you doing?

388
00:21:36.215 --> 00:21:41.065
Oh, I think thermal imaging works.

389
00:21:42.245 --> 00:21:43.673
- It works just fine.

390
00:21:43.753 --> 00:21:46.006
- We should probably stop testing it.

391
00:21:46.086 --> 00:21:48.065
- Stop. Work.

392
00:21:55.645 --> 00:21:57.731
- Evee. What? What are you doing
here?

393
00:21:57.811 --> 00:22:00.239
- Are you kidding me? I
couldn't miss the Squatcher trip

394
00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:02.705
that my brother has been talking
about for my entire life.

395
00:22:03.615 --> 00:22:04.535
- Hey Evee.

396
00:22:04.615 --> 00:22:05.495
- Hi Lewis!

397
00:22:07.262 --> 00:22:10.305
Soooo, do you have room for one more?

398
00:22:11.165 --> 00:22:13.065
- How did you get here?
- Mom and dad.

399
00:22:15.725 --> 00:22:17.765
- Hey, big guy! Hi, honey!

400
00:22:17.845 --> 00:22:20.695
- Mom. Dad. What are you doing here?

401
00:22:20.775 --> 00:22:23.805
- Well, your trip sounded so fun.

402
00:22:23.885 --> 00:22:25.925
We thought we'd drop off little sis here

403
00:22:26.005 --> 00:22:27.215
so she can join you.

404
00:22:27.295 --> 00:22:31.585
Meanwhile, your mother and I, we have booked a bed

405
00:22:31.665 --> 00:22:33.225
and breakfast for the whole weekend.

406
00:22:34.325 --> 00:22:35.898
- The love hut.

407
00:22:35.978 --> 00:22:37.453
- Ew, gross!

408
00:22:38.615 --> 00:22:40.005
- Okay, that's fine. Whatever.

409
00:22:40.085 --> 00:22:41.895
But you, you couldn't have called me?

410
00:22:41.975 --> 00:22:43.485
- What are you talking about?

411
00:22:43.565 --> 00:22:45.445
We called you multiple times

412
00:22:45.525 --> 00:22:48.045
and every time it went
straight through to voicemail.

413
00:22:48.125 --> 00:22:50.485
Anyway, we're telling you now.

414
00:22:50.565 --> 00:22:52.825
- We brought you some wieners
for your little campfire,

415
00:22:52.905 --> 00:22:54.485
for your little squatchy friends.

416
00:22:54.565 --> 00:22:57.425
- Thanks, mom.
- And I brought you

417
00:22:58.695 --> 00:22:59.705
this bag of rope!

418
00:23:01.695 --> 00:23:03.445
- What am I supposed to do with this?

419
00:23:03.525 --> 00:23:05.825
- You're in the woods. You need rope.

420
00:23:07.455 --> 00:23:09.475
I also have a shotgun
in the car. You want it?

421
00:23:09.555 --> 00:23:11.475
- No. Dad, I packed light

422
00:23:11.555 --> 00:23:13.655
so I wouldn't have to lug stuff like this around.

423
00:23:13.735 --> 00:23:14.655
- Don't worry about it.

424
00:23:14.735 --> 00:23:15.568
It's just rope.

425
00:23:17.275 --> 00:23:19.035
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Harrison.

426
00:23:19.115 --> 00:23:22.115
- Hi Fay. You look beautiful as ever.

427
00:23:22.195 --> 00:23:24.425
- Aw, thank you.
- And how do I look?

428
00:23:24.505 --> 00:23:27.927
- Lewis? You look, the same?

429
00:23:29.635 --> 00:23:33.415
- What's that?
- Wieners. And a bag of rope.

430
00:23:35.245 --> 00:23:38.055
- Okay, uh, we're starting a fire if you wanna come help.

431
00:23:39.565 --> 00:23:42.285
- Well, honey, I think it's time for us to be off.

432
00:23:42.365 --> 00:23:44.935
Take care, big guy. Look after little sis.

433
00:23:45.015 --> 00:23:46.645
We'll see you later. - Stay safe.

434
00:23:52.315 --> 00:23:54.105
- Where's my hat?
- I...

435
00:23:54.185 --> 00:23:55.795
How was I supposed to even know you were coming?

436
00:23:55.875 --> 00:23:57.945
Besides, you're not a
Squatcher. You don't get a hat.

437
00:23:58.025 --> 00:24:00.885
- Why not? - Because you're
just not. - Well look,

438
00:24:00.965 --> 00:24:01.925
- I brought my flash night

439
00:24:02.005 --> 00:24:03.595
so I can help you find Sasquatch.

440
00:24:03.675 --> 00:24:05.955
- Look, I'll tell you what you find Sasquatch.

441
00:24:06.035 --> 00:24:08.105
I'll give you my hat.
How does that sound?

442
00:24:08.185 --> 00:24:09.510
- Come on, just lemme borrow it.

443
00:24:11.465 --> 00:24:12.995
- Why is your flashlight pink?

444
00:24:13.075 --> 00:24:15.275
It's the most impractical flashlight I've ever seen.

445
00:24:15.355 --> 00:24:16.188
- It's cute.

446
00:24:27.025 --> 00:24:28.085
- We're all actually here.

447
00:24:29.145 --> 00:24:32.585
- It does feel surreal.
We used to come here every year

448
00:24:32.665 --> 00:24:35.285
as kids, and then you grow up

449
00:24:35.365 --> 00:24:36.885
and you stop doing stuff like this.

450
00:24:39.105 --> 00:24:42.915
Well, I grew up. You, not so much.

451
00:24:42.995 --> 00:24:46.605
- What do you mean?
- You're literally exactly the same.

452
00:24:48.585 --> 00:24:51.305
- Well, I guess I-I'll take that as a compliment,

453
00:24:51.385 --> 00:24:52.465
- I'm gonna check.

454
00:24:52.545 --> 00:24:55.131
- No, you can't eat...
- I'll never forget the time

455
00:24:55.211 --> 00:24:58.705
you were 10 and you took me and Lewis to that cave.

456
00:24:58.785 --> 00:25:00.855
You swore Bigfoot lived in.

457
00:25:00.935 --> 00:25:01.935
- Right?

458
00:25:02.925 --> 00:25:06.205
- Freaking Lewis fell and got stuck in the cave

459
00:25:06.285 --> 00:25:07.675
'cause of his stupid Heely's.

460
00:25:07.755 --> 00:25:09.925
- Yeah. No, my dad had to
help him out with the rope.

461
00:25:11.705 --> 00:25:13.745
- Maybe that's why your dad brought you the rope.

462
00:25:13.825 --> 00:25:16.605
- Hey, I was traumatized.

463
00:25:16.685 --> 00:25:18.005
I couldn't Heely again after that.

464
00:25:20.995 --> 00:25:25.445
- Well, I know we never found Bigfoot as kids

465
00:25:26.585 --> 00:25:29.305
and we probably won't find him on this trip either,

466
00:25:29.385 --> 00:25:32.645
but it's still a great way to
get us back together again.

467
00:25:35.455 --> 00:25:36.805
- We'll find him.

468
00:25:38.997 --> 00:25:40.880
- You really do believe in Bigfoot, don't you?

469
00:25:42.955 --> 00:25:44.325
- Okay. Don't laugh.

470
00:25:45.305 --> 00:25:50.005
But to me, Bigfoot is this

471
00:25:50.945 --> 00:25:52.885
big hairy beacon of hope.

472
00:25:54.675 --> 00:25:56.005
When you grow up. You're not allowed

473
00:25:56.085 --> 00:25:58.825
to believe in Santa Claus anymore or whatever.

474
00:25:58.905 --> 00:26:02.395
But Bigfoot is this mystical creature

475
00:26:02.475 --> 00:26:05.365
that keeps the sense of possibility and

476
00:26:05.445 --> 00:26:07.525
and the magic of what we don't know alive.

477
00:26:08.885 --> 00:26:10.885
I mean, he really could be out here.

478
00:26:13.545 --> 00:26:17.045
If we stop believing in
Bigfoot, then we stop believing

479
00:26:17.125 --> 00:26:18.765
that there's magic left in the world.

480
00:26:21.385 --> 00:26:22.485
- That's kinda sweet Tyler.

481
00:26:23.755 --> 00:26:27.555
- He's out there, Fay, and he's gonna prove to all of us

482
00:26:27.635 --> 00:26:29.245
that there's magic left in the world.

483
00:26:30.305 --> 00:26:32.285
And I am gonna get the photo to prove it.

484
00:26:35.275 --> 00:26:37.585
- Wait, Bret, you have to play the Squatcher song.

485
00:26:37.665 --> 00:26:39.595
- No, I'm not gonna play the Squatcher song.

486
00:26:39.675 --> 00:26:42.765
- Everybody wants to hear
it. - You have to. - Come on!

487
00:26:42.845 --> 00:26:44.635
- Oh I would love to hear the official Squatcher song.

488
00:26:44.715 --> 00:26:48.445
Play the song! Play the
song! Play the song!

489
00:26:49.315 --> 00:26:51.795
- Play the song! Play the song!

490
00:26:51.875 --> 00:26:54.325
- Okay. Okay. Okay. To get
you to stop chanting.

491
00:26:54.405 --> 00:26:57.005
I'll play the song. Here we go.

492
00:27:02.965 --> 00:27:07.965
- We are friends and we believe the Sasquatch is

493
00:27:08.125 --> 00:27:09.825
as real as me.

494
00:27:10.735 --> 00:27:13.765
He's a loner, just like us.

495
00:27:13.845 --> 00:27:19.005
We got each other and that we trust. Through rain

496
00:27:19.085 --> 00:27:22.235
or shine, in night or day.

497
00:27:22.315 --> 00:27:26.665
We'll stick together all the way.

498
00:27:26.745 --> 00:27:29.675
I'll believe, I'll be a watcher.

499
00:27:29.755 --> 00:27:33.195
Proud to call myself a Squatcher,

500
00:27:33.275 --> 00:27:36.105
proud to call myself a Squatcher,

501
00:27:37.165 --> 00:27:41.735
Proud to call myself a Squatcher - Proud to...

502
00:27:43.495 --> 00:27:46.865
- All right, you got your song.

503
00:27:46.945 --> 00:27:48.805
- Wait, you have to do
the howl part. - Yes!

504
00:27:48.885 --> 00:27:51.525
- No!
- And he howls, like. - Ugh okay.

505
00:27:51.605 --> 00:27:55.216
And he howls like

506
00:27:55.296 --> 00:27:58.740
And he howls like

507
00:27:58.820 --> 00:28:02.490
And he howls like

508
00:28:02.570 --> 00:28:06.278
And he howls like

509
00:28:11.035 --> 00:28:12.863
- Alright that song is
pretty cool tonight. - Yeah.

510
00:28:14.675 --> 00:28:18.035
- All right guys, we, we should go get some sleep

511
00:28:18.115 --> 00:28:19.765
so we can wake up nice and early.

512
00:28:19.845 --> 00:28:22.635
According to Ranger John Malcolm, four

513
00:28:22.715 --> 00:28:24.895
of his six Sasquatch encounters have

514
00:28:24.975 --> 00:28:26.805
occurred right before Sunrise.

515
00:28:26.885 --> 00:28:28.563
- Uh, what time is sunrise?
- 6:00 AM

516
00:28:28.643 --> 00:28:30.418
- Ugh, Tyler. - What?

517
00:28:31.925 --> 00:28:35.155
What? Look. Right. It's
what sun trip's about.

518
00:28:35.235 --> 00:28:37.605
- You guys can squatch without
me. I'll be asleep.

519
00:28:37.685 --> 00:28:40.035
- Nice try, Bret. I'm waking everyone up

520
00:28:40.115 --> 00:28:41.135
at five o'clock sharp.

521
00:28:42.565 --> 00:28:46.765
- Just everybody go get some
sleep. Okay? Nighty night!

522
00:28:46.845 --> 00:28:47.845
- Squatchers!

523
00:28:48.745 --> 00:28:50.081
- Lewis, don't bring the marshmallows in here.

524
00:28:50.161 --> 00:28:50.915
- I need them.

525
00:28:50.995 --> 00:28:55.791
- You don't need them. - I need it - Night Fay.

526
00:28:55.871 --> 00:28:56.704
- Night Bret.

527
00:29:31.065 --> 00:29:32.225
- Dude.

528
00:29:32.305 --> 00:29:36.075
- What? What do you want?
- It's him. It's him. It's, dude.

529
00:29:36.155 --> 00:29:39.666
Wake up. - What man? - It's Bigfoot
dude.

530
00:29:39.746 --> 00:29:40.585
- Wake up it's him.

531
00:29:40.665 --> 00:29:41.726
- Good morning.

532
00:29:41.806 --> 00:29:44.165
- Tyler, wake up. It's him. It's Bigfoot!

533
00:29:44.245 --> 00:29:45.078
- He's right there

534
00:29:49.625 --> 00:29:50.545
- My camera.

535
00:29:50.625 --> 00:29:54.405
- Where? - Get my camera!

536
00:30:01.905 --> 00:30:06.320
- No, no, no, no, no. Where did he go?

537
00:30:09.255 --> 00:30:11.965
- Tyler, is everything
okay? - He was just here.

538
00:30:12.045 --> 00:30:13.005
I just saw a, a shadow.

539
00:30:19.105 --> 00:30:21.925
- Are you sure it wasn't a
bear? That's a common mistake.

540
00:30:22.945 --> 00:30:26.005
- It was him. I'm sure of it.
- I saw it too. It was huge.

541
00:30:28.465 --> 00:30:29.765
- Let Nate investigate.

542
00:30:34.675 --> 00:30:37.747
- Well, that was that, I guess.

543
00:30:39.615 --> 00:30:40.798
- Lets just go back in.

544
00:30:41.635 --> 00:30:42.468
- All right.

545
00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:47.147
- Welp, whatever it was, it's gone now.

546
00:30:51.025 --> 00:30:53.587
Sasquatch, Sasquatch took
him. - What do we do?

547
00:30:53.667 --> 00:30:54.625
Alright, uh, you guys stay here.

548
00:30:54.705 --> 00:30:55.985
I'm gonna look for him. - No

549
00:30:56.065 --> 00:30:57.545
No, we're all sticking together.

550
00:30:57.625 --> 00:30:59.475
- All right, well then
all of us. Let's go now.

551
00:30:59.555 --> 00:31:01.286
- What about Lewis?

552
00:31:04.245 --> 00:31:07.955
- He'll be fine. Okay. - Now
Evee, stay here, watch Lewis.

553
00:31:08.035 --> 00:31:12.085
Stay with me on your walkie.
Okay? - Okay. - Let's go.

554
00:31:13.085 --> 00:31:16.205
- Hey, Nate. Nate, Nate,

555
00:31:28.095 --> 00:31:29.095
- Lewis?

556
00:31:31.265 --> 00:31:35.525
Hey buddy. Wake up. Lewis?

557
00:31:41.155 --> 00:31:44.765
Wake up. Tyler, can you come back soon?

558
00:31:44.845 --> 00:31:46.725
I don't think I should have
this much responsibility.

559
00:31:52.135 --> 00:31:53.315
Nate! Nate!

560
00:31:55.025 --> 00:31:56.115
Nate! Nate!

561
00:32:18.975 --> 00:32:19.975
- Hey Tyler?

562
00:32:24.105 --> 00:32:27.235
- Eves, you copy?
- Hey, Tyler.

563
00:32:28.095 --> 00:32:30.715
- Are you okay sis?
- I'm okay.

564
00:32:32.635 --> 00:32:34.525
Uh, Lewis is still out though.

565
00:32:34.605 --> 00:32:37.865
- He'll be all right. Just,
just stay safe over there.

566
00:32:37.945 --> 00:32:38.778
- Okay.

567
00:33:01.165 --> 00:33:02.865
- I can't see anything.

568
00:33:02.945 --> 00:33:05.085
- Oh, I have my, my, my night vision goggles.

569
00:33:10.035 --> 00:33:11.045
Nate? Nate!

570
00:33:16.225 --> 00:33:18.085
- If he was anywhere I-I'd be able

571
00:33:18.165 --> 00:33:19.165
to see something on here.

572
00:33:22.045 --> 00:33:23.205
- I don't think we're gonna find him.

573
00:33:27.175 --> 00:33:28.525
- Maybe let's, let's just get back

574
00:33:28.605 --> 00:33:30.135
to base camp so we can all stick together.

575
00:33:30.215 --> 00:33:31.045
We'll head to the sheriff's

576
00:33:31.125 --> 00:33:32.125
station first thing tomorrow morning.

577
00:33:32.205 --> 00:33:33.795
They'll, they can help us look.

578
00:33:33.875 --> 00:33:37.745
- Good idea. Getting freaked
out the more we stay out here.

579
00:33:37.825 --> 00:33:39.045
- Let Evee know we're on our way back.

580
00:33:41.145 --> 00:33:44.645
- Hey, Evee, we're making our
way back to you. Hang tight.

581
00:33:47.315 --> 00:33:48.148
- Okay.

582
00:33:53.685 --> 00:33:54.518
It's okay.

583
00:33:55.795 --> 00:33:57.025
- Thank you. - You're so brave.

584
00:33:57.865 --> 00:33:58.920
- I try.

585
00:34:00.193 --> 00:34:01.026
- Careful, careful.

586
00:34:04.187 --> 00:34:05.148
- Oh, sorry.

587
00:34:05.228 --> 00:34:06.598
- Oh, sorry. I thought
you were another monster.

588
00:34:06.678 --> 00:34:10.525
- Sorry. - You almost gave me
a heart attack. - No, Nate?

589
00:34:10.605 --> 00:34:14.805
- We couldn't find him. - Oh, no.

590
00:34:14.885 --> 00:34:15.745
- What's up guys.

591
00:34:18.511 --> 00:34:19.445
Ah, Bret!

592
00:34:19.525 --> 00:34:22.105
- Oh no. Stop scaring me!

593
00:34:24.305 --> 00:34:26.945
I can't keep doing this.
- You scared us to death.

594
00:34:27.905 --> 00:34:28.808
What's everyone's deal?

595
00:34:28.888 --> 00:34:29.655
I thought we were supposed to meet at five.

596
00:34:29.735 --> 00:34:34.215
- Nate was kidnapped.
- What? - By Bigfoot. - What?

597
00:34:34.295 --> 00:34:35.455
Wait, what?

598
00:34:35.535 --> 00:34:38.025
- Well, whoever it was or whatever it was, took him

599
00:34:38.105 --> 00:34:39.705
and there's no trace of where they went.

600
00:34:39.785 --> 00:34:41.165
- We're gonna get help from the sheriff in the morning.

601
00:34:41.245 --> 00:34:43.845
The best thing we can all do now is get some sleep

602
00:34:43.925 --> 00:34:45.585
and we'll set out first thing tomorrow.

603
00:34:45.665 --> 00:34:47.705
- I am not sleeping alone.
- Me neither.

604
00:34:49.835 --> 00:34:54.015
- So Tyler, how many does
this tent sleep? - Three.

605
00:35:25.345 --> 00:35:29.085
- Okay. So I came outta my
tent and I stood right here.

606
00:35:29.165 --> 00:35:31.815
Right here. And then I thought
I saw Bigfoot go this way.

607
00:35:31.895 --> 00:35:33.655
So I came here and then Nate,

608
00:35:33.735 --> 00:35:35.115
our friend Nate, came out of his tent.

609
00:35:35.195 --> 00:35:36.735
- That tent. - and he came over here

610
00:35:36.815 --> 00:35:38.465
and he was dragged into the woods, right?

611
00:35:38.545 --> 00:35:40.945
We searched everywhere for an hour, two hours.

612
00:35:41.025 --> 00:35:43.245
And we, we couldn't find any sign of him or Bigfoot.

613
00:35:45.065 --> 00:35:47.005
- So you really think that it was the big fella?

614
00:35:48.025 --> 00:35:49.365
- I'm positive. - What?

615
00:35:49.445 --> 00:35:51.145
You don't believe in Bigfoot too? Do you?

616
00:35:51.225 --> 00:35:53.435
- All of us here in Whitehall believe

617
00:35:53.515 --> 00:35:55.225
it's part of living here.

618
00:35:55.305 --> 00:35:57.355
But I'm gonna be straight with y'all.

619
00:35:57.435 --> 00:35:59.365
Lots of people go missing in these woods.

620
00:36:00.785 --> 00:36:03.405
And not everybody who's gone missing gets found.

621
00:36:06.065 --> 00:36:07.685
I'm gonna file a missing persons report

622
00:36:07.765 --> 00:36:10.095
and get a squad out here to search the area.

623
00:36:10.175 --> 00:36:12.345
- Thank you Sheriff
Hawkins. - Yeah, thanks.

624
00:36:12.425 --> 00:36:16.325
- My pleasure, son.
- If there's anything we can do

625
00:36:16.405 --> 00:36:17.945
to help, please let us know.

626
00:36:18.025 --> 00:36:20.085
- If you really think it was the big fella.

627
00:36:20.165 --> 00:36:21.245
I'd talked to an expert

628
00:36:28.785 --> 00:36:30.465
- Ranger John Malcolm.

629
00:36:30.545 --> 00:36:33.685
- Ugh, Tyler. Not ranger guy again.

630
00:36:33.765 --> 00:36:34.885
- Oh, come on guys.

631
00:36:34.965 --> 00:36:37.593
Ranger John Malcolm, he lives around here.

632
00:36:37.673 --> 00:36:40.314
What if we find him and he helps us find Nate.

633
00:36:41.157 --> 00:36:42.905
- Look, Tyler.

634
00:36:42.985 --> 00:36:46.405
I'm cold and I'm hungry and he got kidnapped.

635
00:36:46.485 --> 00:36:47.445
I mean, we could just end this

636
00:36:47.525 --> 00:36:48.875
trip before it gets any worse.

637
00:36:48.955 --> 00:36:50.805
- Yeah. Besides if the
guy can't find Bigfoot,

638
00:36:50.885 --> 00:36:52.465
how the heck is he supposed to help us find Nate,

639
00:36:52.545 --> 00:36:54.385
- I'm not gonna go through this again with you, Bret.

640
00:36:54.465 --> 00:36:57.985
He has six recorded encounters, - No evidence.

641
00:36:58.065 --> 00:36:59.060
- Six encounters. - No evidence.

642
00:36:59.140 --> 00:37:00.505
- Six encounters. - No evidence.

643
00:37:00.585 --> 00:37:01.955
Six encounters. Six encounters.

644
00:37:02.035 --> 00:37:03.705
- Come on. Our friend Nate is missing

645
00:37:03.785 --> 00:37:05.815
and we need to do our part to find him.

646
00:37:05.895 --> 00:37:09.065
Tyler, do you know where Ranger John Malcolm lives?

647
00:37:09.145 --> 00:37:10.515
Is he walking distance?

648
00:37:10.595 --> 00:37:12.125
- Walking distance?
- I mean,

649
00:37:12.205 --> 00:37:13.895
unless you have spare keys to Nate's car,

650
00:37:13.975 --> 00:37:16.025
we're stuck to walking distance.

651
00:37:16.105 --> 00:37:18.965
- Oh yeah. - No way I'm
walking all the way there.

652
00:37:19.885 --> 00:37:23.385
- I mean, it is pretty
far. Be a long hike.

653
00:37:23.465 --> 00:37:25.945
- How far are we talking?
- Like a day?

654
00:37:26.025 --> 00:37:27.973
- Alright, count me out.
- Huh, me too.

655
00:37:28.053 --> 00:37:29.665
- Evee makes three.

656
00:37:29.745 --> 00:37:30.498
- Looks like we're staying here.

657
00:37:30.578 --> 00:37:32.745
- Okay, fine. But we're gonna
go keep looking for Nate.

658
00:37:33.975 --> 00:37:35.185
- Okay. Right behind you.

659
00:37:39.155 --> 00:37:42.885
- Bret, where's your hat?
- It's in the car.

660
00:37:42.965 --> 00:37:44.505
- Why can't you just put on your hat?

661
00:37:44.585 --> 00:37:47.025
- I did the guy like 10
favors. I wore the hat.

662
00:37:47.105 --> 00:37:48.305
I played the song. I'm out here in

663
00:37:48.385 --> 00:37:50.215
the cold. I'm all favored out.

664
00:37:50.295 --> 00:37:52.955
- Look, you don't have to do any more favors.

665
00:37:53.035 --> 00:37:55.695
- Thank you. - Can you do me a favor,

666
00:37:55.775 --> 00:37:57.485
- Okay for you I'll do a favor.

667
00:37:57.565 --> 00:37:58.565
- Put on the hat.

668
00:38:03.175 --> 00:38:04.008
- Okay.

669
00:38:24.989 --> 00:38:26.280
Nate! Nate!

670
00:38:28.481 --> 00:38:30.481
Nate! Nate?

671
00:38:38.915 --> 00:38:40.825
- Look at me. I'm a Squatcher.

672
00:38:40.905 --> 00:38:44.185
- You're not a Squatcher.
- Why not? I already have the hat.

673
00:38:44.265 --> 00:38:45.851
- The hat belongs to Nate.

674
00:38:45.931 --> 00:38:47.795
You're gonna give it back as soon as we find him.

675
00:38:47.875 --> 00:38:48.795
- Guys.

676
00:38:48.875 --> 00:38:50.245
I'm hungry. - Shut up.

677
00:38:50.325 --> 00:38:51.245
- Shut up Lewis.

678
00:38:51.325 --> 00:38:55.085
My feet hurt. - So this is what a hike is.

679
00:38:55.165 --> 00:38:57.205
I finally go on a hike and it's just walking.

680
00:38:57.285 --> 00:38:58.645
I walk all the time everywhere.

681
00:38:59.505 --> 00:39:04.245
So is walking just hiking or is hiking just walking?

682
00:39:04.325 --> 00:39:06.367
Nate! Nate!

683
00:39:06.447 --> 00:39:08.065
- So like if I'm telling someone to go for a hike,

684
00:39:08.145 --> 00:39:09.875
I'm just really telling them to go for a walk

685
00:39:09.955 --> 00:39:10.965
Nate! Nate!
- You know

686
00:39:11.045 --> 00:39:12.985
what would make me feel better
if I had a walking stick.

687
00:39:13.065 --> 00:39:14.745
You know, it's really hard to pick out the right one.

688
00:39:14.825 --> 00:39:16.325
You have to get one that's not too pointy,

689
00:39:16.405 --> 00:39:17.365
but it has to stick into the

690
00:39:17.445 --> 00:39:18.425
ground so that you don't. - Guys,

691
00:39:18.505 --> 00:39:19.625
we should stop for lunch.

692
00:39:19.705 --> 00:39:20.875
- So anyways, is it called

693
00:39:20.955 --> 00:39:22.585
walking when it's down the street?

694
00:39:22.665 --> 00:39:24.345
But it's called hiking when you're in the woods?

695
00:39:24.425 --> 00:39:25.995
So it's like sort of a location thing.

696
00:39:26.075 --> 00:39:27.165
Kind of like how the floor is called.

697
00:39:27.245 --> 00:39:28.365
The floor inside, but it's called the

698
00:39:28.445 --> 00:39:30.835
ground when you're outside.
It's sort of like that.

699
00:39:30.915 --> 00:39:31.845
- This is definitely not how

700
00:39:31.925 --> 00:39:33.965
I always imagined this trip would go.

701
00:39:34.045 --> 00:39:36.835
- Same here.
- But what about going for a stroll?

702
00:39:36.915 --> 00:39:39.345
That opens up a whole new can of worms?

703
00:39:39.425 --> 00:39:40.425
- How do you have this much energy?

704
00:39:40.505 --> 00:39:42.145
- She had her coffee soup this morning.

705
00:39:42.225 --> 00:39:44.195
- Coffee soup? - Don't ask.

706
00:39:44.275 --> 00:39:46.285
- Yeah, it's when I eat my coffee with a spoon.

707
00:39:46.365 --> 00:39:48.905
Like it's a soup. It's so good.

708
00:39:48.985 --> 00:39:51.105
- How is that any different
than just drinking your coffee?

709
00:39:51.185 --> 00:39:52.695
It tastes exactly the same.

710
00:39:52.775 --> 00:39:54.325
- Trust me. It tastes different.

711
00:39:54.405 --> 00:39:57.085
- I could really go for some
soup. - Shut up Lewis.

712
00:39:59.115 --> 00:39:59.948
- Guys.

713
00:40:08.945 --> 00:40:09.995
It's a Bigfoot print.

714
00:40:16.295 --> 00:40:17.128
Lewis, you know what to do.

715
00:40:28.015 --> 00:40:30.425
- How do you know it's not a bear track?

716
00:40:30.505 --> 00:40:34.115
- Oh, I've seen enough Bigfoot prints online to know

717
00:40:34.195 --> 00:40:37.785
what one looks like Bret. Now
they say it's authentic.

718
00:40:37.865 --> 00:40:38.718
Hold that please.

719
00:40:38.798 --> 00:40:41.539
If it measures from your wrist to your elbow

720
00:40:43.815 --> 00:40:45.305
Checks out. Okay.

721
00:40:45.385 --> 00:40:46.675
Wait, hold on. - This doesn't sound right.

722
00:40:52.785 --> 00:40:53.935
It's him all right.

723
00:40:54.015 --> 00:40:54.848
- Wow

724
00:40:57.515 --> 00:40:59.265
- Dude, it's a bear track.

725
00:40:59.345 --> 00:41:02.665
- It has to be somewhere in these woods.

726
00:41:02.745 --> 00:41:04.405
Tyler, you don't think there's a bear around us?

727
00:41:04.485 --> 00:41:06.965
Do you? - How many times did
I have to say it? No, there,

728
00:41:07.045 --> 00:41:08.675
there's no bear.

729
00:41:08.755 --> 00:41:11.965
- It's Bigfoot. - Well, whatever it is,

730
00:41:12.915 --> 00:41:15.025
it's big.

731
00:41:15.105 --> 00:41:16.242
Dude, that's a bear track and that hair

732
00:41:16.322 --> 00:41:17.645
you're carrying around is fake.

733
00:41:17.725 --> 00:41:19.575
It's from eBay for crying out loud. Okay?

734
00:41:20.465 --> 00:41:22.485
- I Wonder if he jumped that ravine?

735
00:41:23.665 --> 00:41:26.165
- The Bigfoot's supposed to be a crazy good jumper.

736
00:41:27.105 --> 00:41:30.265
- Oh, no thank you. I do
not do well with heights.

737
00:41:30.345 --> 00:41:32.725
- Oh, man. Getting nervous
just thinking about it.

738
00:41:38.025 --> 00:41:39.885
- All right, let's get back to base camp before

739
00:41:39.965 --> 00:41:40.965
the rain starts.

740
00:41:42.505 --> 00:41:45.005
- Oh, I didn't bring a raincoat.
- Is there food at camp?

741
00:41:48.345 --> 00:41:49.178
- I'm coming.

742
00:42:02.035 --> 00:42:04.285
- Hot cocoa Now this is camping.

743
00:42:04.365 --> 00:42:06.455
- Marshmallow me!
- Yep.

744
00:42:08.035 --> 00:42:11.389
- Oh my God. Yes!

745
00:42:11.469 --> 00:42:12.302
- Marshmallow me!

746
00:42:13.365 --> 00:42:14.485
Ouch. - Okay.

747
00:42:14.565 --> 00:42:16.655
This is fun and all, but it is way too crammed in here.

748
00:42:16.735 --> 00:42:19.435
If you guys need me, I'll be in my tent.

749
00:42:19.515 --> 00:42:21.415
- You mean in the car?
- Yeah.

750
00:42:22.845 --> 00:42:25.195
- Marshmallow me! Yes.

751
00:42:25.275 --> 00:42:26.515
- Why don't you guys just sit next to each other

752
00:42:26.595 --> 00:42:27.925
and share the bag of marshmallows?

753
00:42:28.005 --> 00:42:31.575
- Because that's less fun. Marshmallow me!

754
00:42:32.845 --> 00:42:34.595
- Okay. Here

755
00:42:34.675 --> 00:42:36.215
Now you can have all the marshmallows you want.

756
00:42:37.645 --> 00:42:38.615
- Marshmallow me.

757
00:42:40.545 --> 00:42:44.075
- Tyler, you're really
quiet. Is everything okay?

758
00:42:44.155 --> 00:42:45.315
- It just feels wrong not being

759
00:42:45.395 --> 00:42:46.615
out there searching for Nate.

760
00:42:47.565 --> 00:42:50.655
Instead, we're just eating marshmallows, having fun.

761
00:42:52.475 --> 00:42:54.595
- The sheriff is out there looking for him right now.

762
00:42:54.675 --> 00:42:56.415
And we were out there looking all day.

763
00:42:57.465 --> 00:42:59.525
Don't be so hard on yourself.

764
00:42:59.605 --> 00:43:01.335
- Yeah,
- Marshmallow me.

765
00:43:02.805 --> 00:43:04.935
- Okay, um I'll be in the car

766
00:43:05.015 --> 00:43:07.555
with Bret if anybody
needs anything. Okay?

767
00:43:07.635 --> 00:43:10.505
- Hey Tyler. Everything's
gonna be fine, man.

768
00:43:10.585 --> 00:43:11.695
- Don't be sad, bro.

769
00:43:12.875 --> 00:43:13.875
Have a marshmallow.

770
00:43:14.955 --> 00:43:17.415
- I'm okay.
- I'll take it.

771
00:43:21.315 --> 00:43:23.215
Oh Ty, I'm with you a hundred percent.

772
00:43:23.295 --> 00:43:24.555
Whatever you need.

773
00:43:24.635 --> 00:43:25.555
- Let's go back out there.

774
00:43:25.635 --> 00:43:27.555
Let's keep searching for Nate, for Bigfoot.

775
00:43:27.635 --> 00:43:29.385
- Oh, Tyler, come on. Anything but that.

776
00:43:29.465 --> 00:43:31.845
- Lewis, come on y-you said whatever I need.

777
00:43:31.925 --> 00:43:33.135
This is what I need.

778
00:43:33.215 --> 00:43:34.935
- But it's cold and it's raining.

779
00:43:35.015 --> 00:43:36.645
- I need to be out there searching for Nate.

780
00:43:36.725 --> 00:43:38.795
It's my fault he's out there in the first place.

781
00:43:38.875 --> 00:43:39.935
I'm the one who called him a Squatcher

782
00:43:40.015 --> 00:43:41.215
just so he could use his car.

783
00:43:41.295 --> 00:43:43.385
I, I feel awful.

784
00:43:43.465 --> 00:43:44.925
- Okay, Tyler, fine.

785
00:43:45.005 --> 00:43:48.035
I'll go with you. Do you
at least have an umbrella?

786
00:43:48.115 --> 00:43:52.455
- No. No, but here's a poncho.
- Dude!

787
00:43:53.685 --> 00:43:55.445
- Evee, you have your walkie.

788
00:43:55.525 --> 00:43:58.405
- Yeah, walkie. Marshmallows.

789
00:43:58.485 --> 00:44:00.145
- You stay in the car with Bret and Fay.

790
00:44:00.225 --> 00:44:01.895
Lewis and I are gonna keep searching.

791
00:44:03.675 --> 00:44:05.155
- One more for the road.

792
00:44:05.235 --> 00:44:07.644
- Yeah!

793
00:44:07.724 --> 00:44:08.557
Solid!

794
00:44:14.075 --> 00:44:14.915
- Hey guys.

795
00:44:14.995 --> 00:44:17.575
- Hey Evee. - Okay, scooch over
I call middle seat.

796
00:44:22.195 --> 00:44:23.655
- Oh. Oh, careful.

797
00:44:26.955 --> 00:44:30.875
- So Tyler and Lewis went back out to search for Nate.

798
00:44:30.955 --> 00:44:32.105
- What?

799
00:44:32.185 --> 00:44:34.685
Oh, that guy doesn't know
when to quit. - You're telling me.

800
00:44:35.755 --> 00:44:38.425
- He's gonna get sick out there in the rain.

801
00:44:38.505 --> 00:44:39.525
- Hey, Evee, do you copy?

802
00:44:41.655 --> 00:44:42.575
- Tyler?

803
00:44:42.655 --> 00:44:43.635
You're gonna get sick out there.

804
00:44:43.715 --> 00:44:46.905
Just go back inside and we'll search more tomorrow.

805
00:44:46.985 --> 00:44:48.818
- Just give me an hour or so I'll, I'll be back.

806
00:44:54.264 --> 00:44:56.022
- Nate! Nate!

807
00:44:59.185 --> 00:45:03.445
Nate? Hey Nate! Nate!

808
00:45:04.505 --> 00:45:05.505
Nate!

809
00:45:16.415 --> 00:45:18.615
- I hope they don't get attacked by Sasquatch.

810
00:45:20.085 --> 00:45:23.455
- They'll be fine.
Sasquatch doesn't exist.

811
00:45:25.045 --> 00:45:26.215
- Hope he stays safe out there.

812
00:45:28.365 --> 00:45:31.432
- Just a little rain.
Nothing to worry about.

813
00:45:38.685 --> 00:45:41.185
- Hey, Evee? Got more
of those marshmallows?

814
00:45:42.675 --> 00:45:45.535
- You can take the rest. I don't
feel good for some reason.

815
00:45:53.775 --> 00:45:58.775
- Oh, Lewis, these marshmallows are real good.

816
00:45:59.265 --> 00:46:01.675
- What are you doing?

817
00:46:01.755 --> 00:46:02.835
- You want them to come back, don't you?

818
00:46:05.375 --> 00:46:08.635
- Oh yeah. - What? These
are so good. - You turd!

819
00:46:09.875 --> 00:46:12.775
- I hate for them to all be gone by the time you get back.

820
00:46:12.855 --> 00:46:15.255
- Oh my God. - Real, real shame.

821
00:46:15.335 --> 00:46:17.395
- You better leave the rest of my snacks alone.

822
00:46:18.245 --> 00:46:19.315
- Bret, cut it out.

823
00:46:20.255 --> 00:46:22.795
- Oh, Lewis, I'm feeling pretty hungry.

824
00:46:24.965 --> 00:46:28.505
I'm gonna find your whole stash of marshmallows

825
00:46:29.405 --> 00:46:31.745
and I am going to eat them all

826
00:46:32.735 --> 00:46:33.875
in front of your whole family.

827
00:46:34.750 --> 00:46:35.583
- Bret?

828
00:46:36.784 --> 00:46:37.617
- Bret?

829
00:46:39.405 --> 00:46:40.238
- What?

830
00:46:46.755 --> 00:46:48.400
- Is that? Do you think
that do you think that's..

831
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:49.393
- Shh!

832
00:46:49.473 --> 00:46:54.215
- No one move. - My God - He's real.

833
00:46:55.265 --> 00:46:56.815
- Tyler's gonna crap his pants.

834
00:46:59.475 --> 00:47:01.792
- And that's what I think about your mom, Bret

835
00:47:05.655 --> 00:47:06.408
- What happened?

836
00:47:06.488 --> 00:47:07.321
Can't take an insult?

837
00:47:11.155 --> 00:47:12.825
- Bret would never let you talk that long.

838
00:47:13.935 --> 00:47:15.765
- Well, maybe my comeback was just that good.

839
00:47:15.845 --> 00:47:20.655
- No, that can't be it.
Something must have happened.

840
00:47:20.735 --> 00:47:21.735
- What?

841
00:47:27.065 --> 00:47:30.125
- I mean, it could be a bear still, right?

842
00:47:30.205 --> 00:47:31.565
- I mean, maybe.

843
00:47:34.985 --> 00:47:36.075
- How do you use your camera?

844
00:47:36.155 --> 00:47:38.205
- Just take a photo.
- Okay.

845
00:47:40.435 --> 00:47:41.504
It's not working.

846
00:47:41.584 --> 00:47:43.300
- Just click the button - Which one?

847
00:47:49.135 --> 00:47:51.145
- Evee, please tell me you got that.

848
00:47:54.725 --> 00:47:57.125
- Aw man, there's a lens cap on this thing.

849
00:47:57.205 --> 00:47:59.585
Why is there a lens cap on
this thing? - Are you serious?

850
00:48:00.455 --> 00:48:01.745
- You didn't tell me about the lens cap.

851
00:48:03.005 --> 00:48:07.625
- Oh, ugh.

852
00:48:14.255 --> 00:48:15.346
- He's still here.

853
00:49:08.685 --> 00:49:10.735
Okay. I think he's gone.

854
00:49:13.085 --> 00:49:16.915
Alright, I think we're okay.

855
00:49:21.345 --> 00:49:22.178
Okay.

856
00:49:39.775 --> 00:49:40.608
Oh my God

857
00:49:42.742 --> 00:49:44.192
- Turn it off. Turn it off.

858
00:49:46.945 --> 00:49:48.355
- Turn it off. - I don't...

859
00:50:02.715 --> 00:50:03.855
No, no!

860
00:50:03.935 --> 00:50:04.935
- I need to check. Please!

861
00:51:22.815 --> 00:51:27.815
- Are you okay? Fay? Fay,
come on. We gotta go.

862
00:51:28.025 --> 00:51:28.858
Come on.

863
00:51:32.705 --> 00:51:33.458
Come on.

864
00:51:33.538 --> 00:51:35.195
We gotta go. Fay!

865
00:51:39.785 --> 00:51:40.618
Fay, come on!

866
00:51:47.694 --> 00:51:49.585
Fay! Take my hand!

867
00:52:50.835 --> 00:52:51.935
- No. - What?

868
00:52:56.765 --> 00:52:59.755
- Fay, Fay are you
okay? What? What happened?

869
00:53:01.775 --> 00:53:04.025
- I-It's gonna be okay.
- What? What happened?

870
00:53:04.105 --> 00:53:08.775
- It's gonna be...
Wait, what? - He's real.

871
00:53:08.855 --> 00:53:09.608
- You saw him?

872
00:53:09.688 --> 00:53:10.949
- Oh my God!

873
00:53:11.029 --> 00:53:12.335
- Wait, he, he, he did this?

874
00:53:12.415 --> 00:53:13.518
- Yeah, it was insane.

875
00:53:13.598 --> 00:53:14.976
- Where? Where's
Bret and Amy?

876
00:53:15.056 --> 00:53:15.934
- I don't know.

877
00:53:16.014 --> 00:53:20.445
I-I got knocked out. And
when I woke up, they were gone.

878
00:53:20.525 --> 00:53:22.019
Maybe they ran away.

879
00:53:22.099 --> 00:53:24.515
- Oh my God! What if Bigfoot got them?

880
00:53:24.595 --> 00:53:28.045
Just like Nate! - My childhood friend

881
00:53:28.125 --> 00:53:29.125
and my little sister are out there.

882
00:53:29.205 --> 00:53:30.985
We, we, we have to do something.

883
00:53:31.065 --> 00:53:32.765
- We should just stay here in case they come

884
00:53:32.845 --> 00:53:34.205
back in case they ran away.

885
00:53:34.285 --> 00:53:35.205
And if they don't come back tonight,

886
00:53:35.285 --> 00:53:36.565
we'll go in a manhunt for them tomorrow.

887
00:53:37.435 --> 00:53:38.525
- Okay. Good plan.

888
00:53:39.528 --> 00:53:40.361
Okay.

889
00:54:23.765 --> 00:54:25.775
Bret? Fay?

890
00:54:28.175 --> 00:54:29.008
Ugh, what happened?

891
00:54:47.475 --> 00:54:49.265
Bret? Fay?

892
00:54:51.645 --> 00:54:55.745
- Oh God. What the hell. - Bret!

893
00:54:56.965 --> 00:54:59.501
- Oh God. - Oh am I glad to see you!

894
00:54:59.581 --> 00:55:02.472
- Yeah. Good to see you too, Evee.

895
00:55:04.295 --> 00:55:07.025
Glad you're okay. Where the heck are we?

896
00:55:07.945 --> 00:55:09.435
- Your guess is as good as mine.

897
00:55:14.715 --> 00:55:16.918
- Holy shit! We saw Bigfoot!

898
00:55:16.998 --> 00:55:18.805
Oh my God. I know! I know! I knew it!

899
00:55:18.885 --> 00:55:20.205
I knew it! I knew it!
- He's real! He's real?

900
00:55:20.285 --> 00:55:22.455
Wait, I just say he's
real. What's happening?

901
00:55:22.535 --> 00:55:25.405
- Tyler was right. I hope
the others are okay.

902
00:56:00.305 --> 00:56:02.605
- I'm sorry you lost your
hat in the scuffle. - It's okay.

903
00:56:02.685 --> 00:56:05.515
- But I brought you this.

904
00:56:07.185 --> 00:56:08.018
- Thanks, Tyler.

905
00:56:14.335 --> 00:56:16.121
- So how long are we walking for?

906
00:56:16.201 --> 00:56:17.646
- It's at least half a day.

907
00:56:17.726 --> 00:56:20.435
Maybe more. - My feet hurt already.

908
00:56:20.515 --> 00:56:22.585
- I told you you could have stayed at base camp.

909
00:56:22.665 --> 00:56:24.176
- Yeah right, after last night?

910
00:56:24.256 --> 00:56:25.905
I'm not doing anything alone.

911
00:56:25.985 --> 00:56:27.445
- I'm with you, Lew.
- We should get

912
00:56:27.525 --> 00:56:29.405
to Ranger John Malcolm's cabin by sundown.

913
00:56:30.465 --> 00:56:32.085
- God, I hope he has air conditioning.

914
00:56:32.165 --> 00:56:34.565
- I hope he has ice cream.
- I hope he has a shower.

915
00:56:34.645 --> 00:56:36.995
- I hope he doesn't mind us stopping by unannounced.

916
00:56:37.075 --> 00:56:39.245
I've never met the guy. What
if he hates meeting fans?

917
00:56:40.165 --> 00:56:42.625
I'll bet he has fans stopping
by his place all the time.

918
00:56:42.705 --> 00:56:44.965
It is probably so annoying.

919
00:56:45.045 --> 00:56:46.085
- I don't think he has that problem.

920
00:56:47.875 --> 00:56:50.015
Even though everything has gone horribly wrong,

921
00:56:50.095 --> 00:56:51.565
still feels good to get away from it all.

922
00:56:52.425 --> 00:56:55.965
- That's surprising. You hate
camping and the outdoors.

923
00:56:56.045 --> 00:56:56.798
- Yeah well.

924
00:56:56.878 --> 00:56:58.055
- Even when we were kids, you hardly liked it.

925
00:56:58.135 --> 00:57:01.115
- Beats being in the city reminds me of stupid Brad.

926
00:57:01.195 --> 00:57:02.885
- Brad? I forgot about that guy.

927
00:57:03.825 --> 00:57:08.275
- Oh, I remember him. Super
handsome. What a hunk.

928
00:57:08.355 --> 00:57:09.747
Talk about muscles, that Brad?

929
00:57:09.827 --> 00:57:11.505
- He wasn't that hot.

930
00:57:11.585 --> 00:57:15.875
- Oh, a seat!
- Oh, careful. You alright?

931
00:57:15.955 --> 00:57:17.505
- Yeah. - Well, yeah.

932
00:57:17.585 --> 00:57:21.345
It's that Brad and we dated for a long time

933
00:57:21.425 --> 00:57:23.965
and then when my lease was up,
I moved into his apartment.

934
00:57:24.955 --> 00:57:27.145
Long story short, I moved out.

935
00:57:27.225 --> 00:57:29.685
- Oh, you guys broke up? - Yeah big time.

936
00:57:30.655 --> 00:57:32.615
- I'm sorry to hear that Fay.
- It's fine.

937
00:57:32.695 --> 00:57:33.915
Turns out he's a jerk.

938
00:57:33.995 --> 00:57:38.995
- Yeah. Total loser. Dumb Brad
with his money. Dumb muscles.

939
00:57:39.145 --> 00:57:42.955
His job. Idiot. Brad. He's
a tool. He sucks.

940
00:57:43.035 --> 00:57:46.425
- Yeah Brad. Brad sucks butt.
- Thanks guys.

941
00:57:46.505 --> 00:57:47.905
- Hey, if you ever need anyone

942
00:57:47.985 --> 00:57:51.265
to take a crap on Brad's porch, I know a guy.

943
00:57:51.345 --> 00:57:52.285
Or if you ever need a place

944
00:57:52.365 --> 00:57:53.665
to crash, I've got a couch for you.

945
00:57:53.745 --> 00:57:56.995
Any day. Except for Wednesdays.

946
00:57:57.075 --> 00:57:58.095
- Dino Guru marathon.

947
00:57:58.175 --> 00:58:01.225
Lewis and I build an epic couch
fort. We watch Dino Guru.

948
00:58:01.305 --> 00:58:02.825
- It gets intense!

949
00:58:02.905 --> 00:58:05.595
- Thanks Tyler. And if I ever
have to crash on a Wednesday,

950
00:58:05.675 --> 00:58:06.955
I'll go to Lew's.

951
00:58:07.035 --> 00:58:09.065
- Yeah. My mom won't mind.

952
00:58:09.145 --> 00:58:10.325
- Thanks Lew. Well,

953
00:58:10.405 --> 00:58:13.195
that's the last time I ever date a guy in finance.

954
00:58:13.275 --> 00:58:14.953
- Oh yeah, date a guy who plays video games.

955
00:58:15.033 --> 00:58:16.095
They're much better. - Mm.

956
00:58:16.175 --> 00:58:17.322
Solid advice, Tyler.

957
00:58:23.545 --> 00:58:25.995
- Do you have any clue where we're even going?

958
00:58:26.075 --> 00:58:29.205
- Nope. - Why not? - Because

959
00:58:29.285 --> 00:58:30.755
I have no idea where we are.

960
00:58:30.835 --> 00:58:31.845
- Well do it better.

961
00:58:32.945 --> 00:58:34.645
- Do you have any better ideas for me, Evee?

962
00:58:34.725 --> 00:58:37.440
- I don't know, ask someone for
directions or something.

963
00:58:37.520 --> 00:58:39.015
- Oh, great idea!

964
00:58:39.095 --> 00:58:40.565
Okay. Why don't I ask this tree

965
00:58:40.645 --> 00:58:42.615
where our friends are? How about that?

966
00:58:42.695 --> 00:58:44.028
- Well, that's not very helpful.

967
00:58:44.108 --> 00:58:44.861
- Well, okay.

968
00:58:44.941 --> 00:58:46.145
Do you have any better ideas for me, Evee?

969
00:58:46.225 --> 00:58:50.025
Because all I see are trees.
Like literally only trees.

970
00:58:54.295 --> 00:58:58.878
- Well, you could ask whoever
made that fire over there.

971
00:59:00.975 --> 00:59:02.858
Okay well that's a decent idea.

972
00:59:04.205 --> 00:59:06.495
- I'm amazing.
- Don't gloat.

973
00:59:06.575 --> 00:59:07.575
- Well I am.

974
00:59:29.245 --> 00:59:31.855
- Is this it?
- I think so.

975
00:59:31.935 --> 00:59:33.945
- There's definitely not air conditioning in there.

976
00:59:46.575 --> 00:59:47.408
Hello?

977
00:59:53.105 --> 00:59:53.938
- Go away!

978
00:59:56.030 --> 00:59:57.515
- Hi, Mr. Ranger

979
00:59:57.595 --> 01:00:02.595
John Malcolm? I'm a huge fan.
I'm here with my friends.

980
01:00:03.155 --> 01:00:04.155
The Squatchers.

981
01:00:05.555 --> 01:00:08.655
- Get off my land.

982
01:00:09.945 --> 01:00:10.945
No soliciting!

983
01:00:16.505 --> 01:00:18.565
- Oh hell no. I did not
walk all day for this.

984
01:00:21.755 --> 01:00:26.118
Ranger John Malcolm. We were attacked by Sasquatch.

985
01:00:26.198 --> 01:00:28.705
Apparently you know something about that.

986
01:00:28.785 --> 01:00:30.525
Are you gonna help us or are you a phony?

987
01:00:35.585 --> 01:00:38.005
- You cops?
- No.

988
01:00:40.255 --> 01:00:43.645
- PETA?
- No. No.

989
01:00:48.225 --> 01:00:51.445
- So, you had a run in with him, did ya?

990
01:00:57.795 --> 01:01:02.015
All right. Tell me this.
What did he smell like?

991
01:01:06.505 --> 01:01:08.475
- Like a wet dog and beef jerky.

992
01:01:09.335 --> 01:01:16.967
And... uh, with a... hint of sandalwood.

993
01:01:19.265 --> 01:01:23.945
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah that's
him. That's him. Come in.

994
01:01:24.025 --> 01:01:25.195
Come on! Get dry.

995
01:01:30.305 --> 01:01:31.328
- Okay.

996
01:01:34.246 --> 01:01:36.675
So, you stared him in the eyes.

997
01:01:37.665 --> 01:01:39.435
- Yeah. It was so scary.

998
01:01:40.705 --> 01:01:44.075
- Yeah. Yeah. His eyes are different.

999
01:01:44.975 --> 01:01:46.795
I've seen many a creature in my day.

1000
01:01:48.185 --> 01:01:49.665
None like Bigfoot's eyes.

1001
01:01:49.745 --> 01:01:53.465
It's, it's like you're looking right

1002
01:01:53.545 --> 01:01:55.115
through to another person.

1003
01:01:56.185 --> 01:01:57.755
- Whoa.

1004
01:01:57.835 --> 01:02:00.355
- I mean, it was hard to
tell. It was pretty dark.

1005
01:02:01.655 --> 01:02:03.295
- Ranger John Malcolm.

1006
01:02:03.375 --> 01:02:06.508
Is it true you actually saw Bigfoot like six times?

1007
01:02:06.588 --> 01:02:08.716
- Oh, Lewis! Of course he did.

1008
01:02:08.796 --> 01:02:09.795
Don't, don't insult him

1009
01:02:09.875 --> 01:02:12.455
with a stupid question
like that. Idiot.

1010
01:02:12.535 --> 01:02:13.455
- I'm sorry.

1011
01:02:13.535 --> 01:02:16.665
- I've seen him six times in these very woods.

1012
01:02:16.745 --> 01:02:19.035
I've seen his prints more times than I can count.

1013
01:02:22.375 --> 01:02:26.805
I've heard is howl... it's haunting.

1014
01:02:28.485 --> 01:02:30.205
I smelled his musk.

1015
01:02:32.365 --> 01:02:34.655
I've written a book on Bigfoot,

1016
01:02:36.055 --> 01:02:38.265
yet the science community still mocks me.

1017
01:02:38.345 --> 01:02:40.475
They still call me crazy. Insane!

1018
01:02:45.865 --> 01:02:49.975
Now, the head of the Wildlife Science Department

1019
01:02:51.085 --> 01:02:54.525
says, in order for me to prove

1020
01:02:54.605 --> 01:02:59.605
that Bigfoot is a valid creature, they need a dead

1021
01:02:59.965 --> 01:03:01.335
Bigfoot carcass.

1022
01:03:06.525 --> 01:03:07.358
So.

1023
01:03:14.165 --> 01:03:17.870
I'm no longer hunting with a camera.

1024
01:03:26.335 --> 01:03:27.168
You.

1025
01:03:31.255 --> 01:03:32.515
You are one lucky lady.

1026
01:03:32.595 --> 01:03:36.552
You're lucky to be alive. He's
known to tear people apart!

1027
01:03:37.995 --> 01:03:41.945
- I always thought Bigfoot was a friendly creature.

1028
01:03:42.025 --> 01:03:43.495
Like he wouldn't harm anyone.

1029
01:03:43.575 --> 01:03:45.755
- Are you kidding? Did you see my tent?

1030
01:03:47.065 --> 01:03:49.995
- Well, maybe that was just self-defense.

1031
01:03:50.075 --> 01:03:52.155
I mean, maybe we were intruders on his home.

1032
01:03:53.725 --> 01:03:57.855
- You two. Idiots! He is a
blood thirsty monster.

1033
01:03:57.935 --> 01:04:00.215
And your friends are as good as dead.

1034
01:04:00.295 --> 01:04:03.108
If we don't get out there and do something about it.

1035
01:04:04.725 --> 01:04:07.165
- Half of us are gone.

1036
01:04:09.105 --> 01:04:10.565
- How did everything go so wrong?

1037
01:04:11.705 --> 01:04:13.365
- He, he picked off three of you?

1038
01:04:14.745 --> 01:04:20.235
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, that dirty son of a hairy bitch.

1039
01:04:20.315 --> 01:04:21.805
He's working my last nerve.

1040
01:04:22.775 --> 01:04:27.195
Everything I do, he outsmarts
me. It's like he knows.

1041
01:04:27.275 --> 01:04:29.005
It's like he knows it's me.

1042
01:04:30.175 --> 01:04:32.795
I'm telling you, this ain't no animal.

1043
01:04:38.495 --> 01:04:43.005
Alright. Alright. You stay here tonight.

1044
01:04:43.085 --> 01:04:46.535
We'll leave at sun. We'll
find your friends.

1045
01:04:46.615 --> 01:04:47.705
- Thank you, Ranger John Malcolm

1046
01:04:47.785 --> 01:04:48.875
- Yeah, thank you so much!

1047
01:04:50.535 --> 01:04:54.940
Hey, anything for a fellow Squatcher.

1048
01:04:57.455 --> 01:04:58.635
- He called me a Squatcher.

1049
01:05:05.995 --> 01:05:09.164
- Hey, uh, Ranger John, uh, how are we all gonna fit?

1050
01:05:09.244 --> 01:05:11.635
Well, I get my bed.

1051
01:05:11.715 --> 01:05:16.035
You guys get the floor.
And I'm warning you,

1052
01:05:16.115 --> 01:05:17.115
it ain't comfy.

1053
01:05:19.705 --> 01:05:22.425
- Oh my back. - It's not that bad, right?

1054
01:05:22.505 --> 01:05:24.845
- My back.

1055
01:05:25.745 --> 01:05:30.365
- Oh, it smells weird in here.
- It kind of does down here.

1056
01:05:31.645 --> 01:05:33.505
- Maybe it's the beans you ate?
- I think it's the beans.

1057
01:05:33.585 --> 01:05:36.245
The beans are coming back
for us. - The beans are fine.

1058
01:05:46.315 --> 01:05:48.685
Well, beats sleeping in a bush.

1059
01:05:57.655 --> 01:05:58.488
- Hello?

1060
01:06:04.655 --> 01:06:05.902
- Hello?

1061
01:06:06.997 --> 01:06:07.830
- Ah! Oh My God, Bret!

1062
01:06:13.385 --> 01:06:16.605
- Oh, what the hell? - Mornin' sug'.

1063
01:06:18.275 --> 01:06:19.275
- What happened?

1064
01:06:21.665 --> 01:06:24.625
- I'm sorry. I smacked you
on the head with that bottle.

1065
01:06:24.705 --> 01:06:27.205
You okay hun? - You were out
for like an hour, man.

1066
01:06:28.395 --> 01:06:32.205
- Yeah, no, it's cool, um, who are you?

1067
01:06:33.515 --> 01:06:35.365
Name's Dorothy. Dorothy Ribeye.

1068
01:06:36.565 --> 01:06:40.105
Evee's been filling me in on
your journey, you poor thing!

1069
01:06:40.185 --> 01:06:42.695
You can stay here with me as long as you want.

1070
01:06:42.775 --> 01:06:47.525
- Thank you.

1071
01:06:47.605 --> 01:06:48.525
Where are my pants?

1072
01:06:48.605 --> 01:06:52.605
- Well, I had to check your trousers for weapons.

1073
01:06:52.685 --> 01:06:55.705
Out here you can't be too careful, but you turned out

1074
01:06:55.785 --> 01:06:56.618
all right.

1075
01:06:59.995 --> 01:07:01.005
- Uh, Evee, close your eyes.

1076
01:07:03.315 --> 01:07:06.943
- I've never seen underwear like yours before.

1077
01:07:08.065 --> 01:07:09.445
- Can I have my pants back please?

1078
01:07:10.295 --> 01:07:13.453
- Thank you so much for letting us stay here.

1079
01:07:13.533 --> 01:07:15.985
- Uh yeah, thank you so much.

1080
01:07:16.065 --> 01:07:20.885
- Of course. I don't get many
folks around here, especially

1081
01:07:20.965 --> 01:07:23.085
not man-folks. Not know they're still

1082
01:07:23.165 --> 01:07:24.918
around here for miles.

1083
01:07:25.945 --> 01:07:30.365
All you can hear is the birds chirping and the matin'

1084
01:07:30.445 --> 01:07:31.805
of the moose at night.

1085
01:07:35.275 --> 01:07:40.065
- Okay? Um. - The moose
are in heat. It's matin'

1086
01:07:40.145 --> 01:07:44.425
season you know. - So do
you live here by yourself

1087
01:07:44.505 --> 01:07:47.765
or are you.. - Oh, it's a terribly
long and tragic story.

1088
01:07:49.385 --> 01:07:52.925
It all started 10 years ago.

1089
01:07:53.005 --> 01:07:57.505
I was in love with a lumberjack named Jack Lumber.

1090
01:07:57.585 --> 01:07:59.105
But on the first night of the passin'

1091
01:07:59.185 --> 01:08:03.345
moon, I found.. - Okay, this
lady is giving me the creeps.

1092
01:08:03.425 --> 01:08:06.235
- You're telling me!
- Bret don't sleep with her.

1093
01:08:06.315 --> 01:08:07.775
What are you talking about?
Where'd you get that?

1094
01:08:07.855 --> 01:08:10.208
- She's giving you the business with her eyes.

1095
01:08:10.288 --> 01:08:11.655
- Yeah, I know.

1096
01:08:11.735 --> 01:08:14.645
- Don't do it. - Yeah
no one is sleeping with

1097
01:08:14.725 --> 01:08:15.825
anyone Evee, gosh.

1098
01:08:15.905 --> 01:08:18.205
- Okay, good.
- What was I supposed to do?

1099
01:08:18.285 --> 01:08:20.165
I dunno. I had only been,

1100
01:08:20.245 --> 01:08:22.056
- I mean I guess, like, if our lives depended on it.

1101
01:08:22.136 --> 01:08:24.095
- What? - Okay. Okay.

1102
01:08:24.175 --> 01:08:25.705
I'm just thinking out loud. Gosh.

1103
01:08:25.785 --> 01:08:29.418
- And I killed him.

1104
01:08:29.498 --> 01:08:32.302
And that was the most delicious goat I've ever eaten.

1105
01:08:33.555 --> 01:08:36.345
- Okay. We have to figure out
how to get back to base camp.

1106
01:08:36.425 --> 01:08:38.365
- You're in love. I knew it. I knew it.

1107
01:08:38.445 --> 01:08:40.423
I knew it, I knew it,
- What are you talking about?

1108
01:08:40.503 --> 01:08:41.265
With Fay!

1109
01:08:41.345 --> 01:08:43.175
You have been this whole time!

1110
01:08:43.255 --> 01:08:44.175
- Evee, now is not the time.

1111
01:08:44.255 --> 01:08:45.465
- You're not denying it.

1112
01:08:45.545 --> 01:08:46.805
And that's the reason you won't

1113
01:08:46.885 --> 01:08:48.425
sleep with the hot, crazy lady. - Okay.

1114
01:08:48.505 --> 01:08:49.765
God. There's a lot
of reasons. I'm not gonna

1115
01:08:49.845 --> 01:08:52.645
sleep with the hot, crazy lady. She's crazy!

1116
01:08:52.725 --> 01:08:53.905
- You have to tell Fay how you feel.

1117
01:08:53.985 --> 01:08:56.565
You have to ask her on a date.

1118
01:08:56.645 --> 01:08:59.140
- I dunno, she'd probably say no.

1119
01:08:59.220 --> 01:09:00.865
Wait but, why are we talking about this right now?

1120
01:09:00.945 --> 01:09:03.465
- What's her favorite food?
- Chow mein.

1121
01:09:03.545 --> 01:09:04.545
- You're madly in love.

1122
01:09:04.625 --> 01:09:07.425
- What? No. - And Fay
has feelings for you too,

1123
01:09:07.505 --> 01:09:09.922
but she just doesn't show it.

1124
01:09:11.905 --> 01:09:13.785
- Really? Wait, did
she say something? - I dunno.

1125
01:09:13.865 --> 01:09:15.955
- No, no, details, details.

1126
01:09:16.035 --> 01:09:20.245
- I buttered those biscuits and
the next summer came around

1127
01:09:20.325 --> 01:09:22.045
and they named me Dorothy Ribeye.

1128
01:09:25.585 --> 01:09:27.745
- Wow, that was a great story.

1129
01:09:27.825 --> 01:09:30.925
- So, good. Good.

1130
01:09:31.865 --> 01:09:34.405
Is there any chance you could help us get back

1131
01:09:34.485 --> 01:09:36.155
to our friends at base camp?

1132
01:09:36.235 --> 01:09:37.845
- Yeah, we were camping at the South Point.

1133
01:09:38.995 --> 01:09:39.995
- Here.

1134
01:09:41.955 --> 01:09:45.955
Take this compass. Follow it south,

1135
01:09:46.035 --> 01:09:48.345
till you reach your ravine.

1136
01:09:48.425 --> 01:09:52.125
Follow that ravine until you hit the south point.

1137
01:09:53.295 --> 01:09:56.045
- Thank you.
- And if you follow this,

1138
01:09:57.585 --> 01:09:59.645
you'll find my south point.

1139
01:10:01.125 --> 01:10:05.485
- Ew. - That is homemade moonshine.

1140
01:10:06.545 --> 01:10:11.365
But be careful. One drop is
like a whole bottle of Jack.

1141
01:10:12.475 --> 01:10:16.085
I'll be right back. I've gotta drop

1142
01:10:16.165 --> 01:10:17.565
some rocks in the well.

1143
01:10:25.435 --> 01:10:27.320
- Okay, I'm freaking out.

1144
01:10:27.400 --> 01:10:29.015
- Right, remember Squatchers don't panic.

1145
01:10:29.095 --> 01:10:31.245
We'll figure this out. Figure it out.

1146
01:10:31.325 --> 01:10:32.945
- Okay. I'm not a
Squatcher, I am panicking.

1147
01:10:33.025 --> 01:10:34.845
She wants me to give her the business.

1148
01:10:34.925 --> 01:10:36.728
- It's gross, gross.

1149
01:10:36.808 --> 01:10:37.805
- What are we supposed to do?

1150
01:10:37.885 --> 01:10:39.955
We can't just sleep outside. - Okay.

1151
01:10:40.035 --> 01:10:43.515
Okay think like Tyler.
Hmm. Okay, I'm Tyler.

1152
01:10:43.595 --> 01:10:46.635
What would Ranger John Malcolm
do? I'm Ranger John Malcolm.

1153
01:10:46.715 --> 01:10:49.219
What would Bigfoot do? I'm Bigfoot.

1154
01:10:49.299 --> 01:10:50.132
- Would you stop?

1155
01:10:51.865 --> 01:10:53.645
Gosh, nobody wants to hear
about Ranger John Malcolm.

1156
01:10:54.625 --> 01:10:58.085
- Did y'all say Ranger
John Malcolm? - Yes.

1157
01:10:59.665 --> 01:11:02.205
- Oh, y'all must be careful with him.

1158
01:11:03.745 --> 01:11:08.365
He is a dangerous man. No,
he's a psycho, you know.

1159
01:11:08.445 --> 01:11:12.145
- Hmm. - Oh really? He's a, he's a psycho?

1160
01:11:12.225 --> 01:11:15.445
- Yeah. I've heard stories
about him in these woods,

1161
01:11:16.525 --> 01:11:17.866
I not dare repeat.

1162
01:11:19.466 --> 01:11:21.795
Y'all best not rub elbows with him if you wanna live

1163
01:11:21.875 --> 01:11:22.875
to talk about it.

1164
01:11:24.165 --> 01:11:26.985
- Thank you for the tip. Appreciate it.

1165
01:11:27.065 --> 01:11:31.205
- Well, it's getting kind of late, so

1166
01:11:31.285 --> 01:11:32.435
let's just get down to it.

1167
01:11:33.605 --> 01:11:35.675
Shall we roll in the hay before we hit the hay?

1168
01:11:38.265 --> 01:11:39.098
- Well, um.

1169
01:11:40.482 --> 01:11:41.315
Um.

1170
01:11:42.504 --> 01:11:43.337
Uhh.

1171
01:11:46.825 --> 01:11:48.295
- Intercourse.

1172
01:11:48.375 --> 01:11:50.555
- Ah.
- Doin' it.

1173
01:11:51.923 --> 01:11:54.485
- No, no. Say no. Say no.

1174
01:11:54.565 --> 01:11:58.055
- Great job, Bret. - What
was I supposed to do?

1175
01:11:58.135 --> 01:12:00.135
- You said you would do it if our lives depended on it.

1176
01:12:00.215 --> 01:12:04.975
- Oh my God. - But true
love always prevails.

1177
01:12:05.055 --> 01:12:08.235
You love Fay so much. You
had to follow your heart.

1178
01:12:08.315 --> 01:12:09.798
Aw that's so cute!

1179
01:12:29.435 --> 01:12:31.415
- Oh God. Guys, I'm starving.

1180
01:12:35.605 --> 01:12:36.984
- This is where it happened?

1181
01:12:37.064 --> 01:12:38.839
- Yeah, it was horrifying.

1182
01:12:41.955 --> 01:12:43.566
- And where did he get your first friend?

1183
01:12:43.646 --> 01:12:45.521
- He took Nate right over here.

1184
01:12:55.955 --> 01:12:57.175
- The fact that you had back to back

1185
01:12:57.255 --> 01:12:59.295
encounters and all this damage.

1186
01:13:00.645 --> 01:13:05.645
He's either protecting
something, or he was just hungry.

1187
01:13:05.755 --> 01:13:07.575
And you brought him the buffet.

1188
01:13:07.655 --> 01:13:08.655
- Hey, that's not funny.

1189
01:13:12.635 --> 01:13:14.275
- Hey!

1190
01:13:14.355 --> 01:13:15.855
Listen, the fact

1191
01:13:15.935 --> 01:13:18.805
that he struck twice means
he'll probably strike again.

1192
01:13:18.885 --> 01:13:20.115
This is good for us.

1193
01:13:20.195 --> 01:13:21.080
Ha ha ha.

1194
01:13:23.705 --> 01:13:27.235
- I don't know what you want, or what you're after,

1195
01:13:27.315 --> 01:13:30.445
but this time I'm gonna get you big guy what you want,

1196
01:13:30.525 --> 01:13:32.035
I don't know what you're after this time,

1197
01:13:32.115 --> 01:13:33.255
but I'm gonna find out.

1198
01:13:34.215 --> 01:13:36.568
I just, I just need some...

1199
01:13:40.026 --> 01:13:41.225
bait.

1200
01:13:41.305 --> 01:13:42.505
- What's going on?

1201
01:13:49.995 --> 01:13:53.335
- Okay, let's comb the area for your friends.

1202
01:13:53.415 --> 01:13:55.975
We'll meet back here for
supper. He already struck twice.

1203
01:13:56.055 --> 01:13:58.741
Maybe he'll strike again. If we're
lucky.

1204
01:13:58.821 --> 01:13:59.574
- Please, no.

1205
01:13:59.654 --> 01:14:01.240
- I really hope not.

1206
01:14:01.320 --> 01:14:02.865
- I hope I get to see him.

1207
01:14:02.945 --> 01:14:04.165
It seems like everybody here has seen him

1208
01:14:04.245 --> 01:14:05.245
except for me.

1209
01:14:05.325 --> 01:14:06.595
- You don't want to. It's horrifying.

1210
01:14:06.675 --> 01:14:07.885
- I'll have my camera ready.

1211
01:14:09.705 --> 01:14:14.365
- Hey, no one's getting pictures of him except for me.

1212
01:14:14.445 --> 01:14:17.365
I have dedicated my life to
this. You just stumbled upon it.

1213
01:14:18.985 --> 01:14:21.285
- I'm so sorry. I-I.

1214
01:14:21.365 --> 01:14:25.125
- I am bringing that dead Bigfoot carcass down

1215
01:14:25.205 --> 01:14:26.585
to the Department of Wildlife Science.

1216
01:14:26.665 --> 01:14:28.916
I'm gonna prove those bastards wrong.

1217
01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:34.885
So the only pictures are gonna
be from my news article.

1218
01:14:35.945 --> 01:14:40.031
- Yes, sir. - And the same
goes for you and you.

1219
01:14:40.111 --> 01:14:41.105
- Yes, sir.

1220
01:14:41.185 --> 01:14:42.985
- Yeah whatever you say, sir. - Of course.

1221
01:14:43.065 --> 01:14:44.905
- You know what the papers called me?

1222
01:14:47.322 --> 01:14:48.915
They called me a lunatic.

1223
01:14:48.995 --> 01:14:50.965
Chasing shadows with a shotgun.

1224
01:14:53.055 --> 01:14:54.925
They're gonna eat those words.

1225
01:14:55.005 --> 01:14:56.065
- Please don't kill us!

1226
01:15:01.935 --> 01:15:04.035
- You do, as I say...

1227
01:15:06.716 --> 01:15:07.791
And I won't have to.

1228
01:15:11.325 --> 01:15:15.015
Okay! So let's go find your
friends. Huh? Shall we?

1229
01:15:20.165 --> 01:15:20.998
Come on!

1230
01:15:23.273 --> 01:15:24.106
Yep.

1231
01:15:25.345 --> 01:15:28.695
- Right. I think I might have botched

1232
01:15:28.775 --> 01:15:31.005
this one guy. He's kind of, he's kind of crazy.

1233
01:15:31.085 --> 01:15:33.405
- Yeah, there's something not
right. He's not all there.

1234
01:15:33.485 --> 01:15:37.735
- It's all right. I'll, I'll
figure it out. Alright.

1235
01:15:39.962 --> 01:15:42.164
- Say something now. - Okay. Okay.

1236
01:15:42.244 --> 01:15:43.755
Hey!

1237
01:15:43.835 --> 01:15:48.143
Hey, hey, uh, Ranger, Ranger John Malcolm.

1238
01:15:48.223 --> 01:15:51.055
We realize something that we, we think

1239
01:15:52.475 --> 01:15:54.545
we are not gonna need your help,

1240
01:15:54.625 --> 01:15:56.965
after all. We'll be okay.

1241
01:15:57.045 --> 01:16:00.602
Just search, searching for
our friends by ourselves.

1242
01:16:01.955 --> 01:16:03.295
- Really?

1243
01:16:03.375 --> 01:16:04.675
- Yes sir.

1244
01:16:04.755 --> 01:16:06.015
The thing is, we don't want to,

1245
01:16:06.915 --> 01:16:08.445
we don't wanna waste your time.

1246
01:16:08.525 --> 01:16:11.475
When you could be out there being a ranger

1247
01:16:11.555 --> 01:16:13.815
and ranging and,

1248
01:16:15.285 --> 01:16:16.038
- Okay.

1249
01:16:16.118 --> 01:16:17.038
What we mean is you

1250
01:16:17.118 --> 01:16:18.075
freak us out and we don't want to get killed.

1251
01:16:18.155 --> 01:16:19.258
- Can it Lew!

1252
01:16:19.338 --> 01:16:20.091
Sorry. I'm nervous.

1253
01:16:20.171 --> 01:16:22.135
- I see what's going on here.

1254
01:16:22.215 --> 01:16:24.035
I see what's going on here.

1255
01:16:24.115 --> 01:16:26.155
The three of you want to get rid of me

1256
01:16:26.235 --> 01:16:28.715
so you could get your own photos of Sasquatch

1257
01:16:28.795 --> 01:16:30.195
and take away my life's work.

1258
01:16:30.275 --> 01:16:32.445
- No. No. That's not,
that's not it at all.

1259
01:16:32.525 --> 01:16:37.235
- Well, I'll tell you
something. All I need is bait.

1260
01:16:37.315 --> 01:16:40.555
And since there's three of you, who's it gonna be?

1261
01:16:40.635 --> 01:16:41.635
- Oh my God.

1262
01:17:39.375 --> 01:17:41.065
- Well, now where do we go?

1263
01:17:41.145 --> 01:17:42.365
- Base camp's on the other side of the lake.

1264
01:17:42.445 --> 01:17:45.175
- I'm not swimming that, no way.

1265
01:17:45.255 --> 01:17:48.585
Let's take the other way around. - Okay.

1266
01:17:48.665 --> 01:17:49.665
It's one long walk.

1267
01:18:03.545 --> 01:18:06.585
- You think we lost him?
- I think so.

1268
01:18:06.665 --> 01:18:07.945
I think we also lost Lewis.

1269
01:18:10.775 --> 01:18:13.115
Guys. It's okay I made it.

1270
01:18:13.195 --> 01:18:16.305
- Lewis, shh!
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

1271
01:18:17.965 --> 01:18:19.585
- Get over here.
- Okay I'm coming.

1272
01:18:33.545 --> 01:18:36.825
- I know you're here. I know you're here.

1273
01:18:39.185 --> 01:18:41.218
I only need one of you

1274
01:18:44.151 --> 01:18:45.445
Come on.

1275
01:18:45.525 --> 01:18:47.565
Come make a great team!

1276
01:18:47.645 --> 01:18:49.185
We would just cooperate.

1277
01:18:50.365 --> 01:18:53.985
We, we could all be a part of
a great scientific discovery.

1278
01:18:55.365 --> 01:18:57.185
If you didn't want the credit all to yourself.

1279
01:19:14.755 --> 01:19:15.985
- Where are you Squatchers?

1280
01:19:37.405 --> 01:19:40.565
- Well, there you are.

1281
01:19:42.245 --> 01:19:43.556
- Please don't kill us!

1282
01:19:43.636 --> 01:19:45.669
- I'm only gonna need one of you alive.

1283
01:19:47.125 --> 01:19:48.125
You pick.

1284
01:19:52.415 --> 01:19:55.675
- There he is! Did you see him?

1285
01:19:57.385 --> 01:19:58.555
- What, I, I, I didn't see it.

1286
01:19:59.975 --> 01:20:01.235
- He was right there. - Oh.

1287
01:20:07.355 --> 01:20:08.845
- Nice try.

1288
01:20:29.135 --> 01:20:31.635
It's him. It's him!

1289
01:20:41.785 --> 01:20:43.035
- Okay, let's just, let's just

1290
01:20:43.115 --> 01:20:44.195
get outta here before he comes back.

1291
01:20:45.745 --> 01:20:46.578
- Let's go.

1292
01:21:05.095 --> 01:21:07.825
- Oh my God. That was insane.

1293
01:21:07.905 --> 01:21:09.655
- Your ranger friend is a psychopath.

1294
01:21:09.735 --> 01:21:12.655
- You're telling me! Never
meet your heroes Fay.

1295
01:21:12.735 --> 01:21:14.425
They turn out to be psycho murderers.

1296
01:21:14.505 --> 01:21:15.666
It's very disappointing.

1297
01:21:15.746 --> 01:21:17.355
- Do you think he's right behind us?

1298
01:21:17.435 --> 01:21:19.985
- I don't know. - I don't feel
very safe. - Me neither.

1299
01:21:20.065 --> 01:21:22.215
- Tell you what, let's grab some supplies

1300
01:21:22.295 --> 01:21:24.105
and we'll run back to the sheriff's station.

1301
01:21:24.185 --> 01:21:25.395
- Okay.

1302
01:21:27.493 --> 01:21:28.326
Whoa.

1303
01:21:30.035 --> 01:21:30.868
Supplies.

1304
01:21:47.035 --> 01:21:48.524
- I don't, give it to him, I don't have room.

1305
01:21:49.995 --> 01:21:50.828
- Okay we gotta go.

1306
01:21:53.935 --> 01:21:54.835
We gotta go. Come on.

1307
01:22:03.287 --> 01:22:04.120
Oh!

1308
01:22:05.375 --> 01:22:07.395
- Oh, you're alive. - We're alive.

1309
01:22:09.463 --> 01:22:10.296
Ah!

1310
01:22:13.155 --> 01:22:13.908
I'm never gonna

1311
01:22:13.988 --> 01:22:15.375
leave your side ever
again, Tyler. - Yeah, okay.

1312
01:22:15.455 --> 01:22:17.515
- It was so scary out
there. - I know. It's okay.

1313
01:22:18.775 --> 01:22:19.608
That's great.

1314
01:22:21.425 --> 01:22:24.375
Oh, okay.
Alright Lew. Look. Thanks.

1315
01:22:24.455 --> 01:22:27.175
- How did you guys make it
back? - You do not want know.

1316
01:22:27.255 --> 01:22:28.815
- I'm so glad you're okay!

1317
01:22:28.895 --> 01:22:31.395
- Did you see Bigfoot? Was he
as amazing as I think he is?

1318
01:22:32.345 --> 01:22:34.145
- Well, listen. - How are his manners?

1319
01:22:34.225 --> 01:22:35.978
- Guys, Guys. Are we forgetting
there's a crazy

1320
01:22:36.058 --> 01:22:37.325
Sasquatch ranger out there trying to kill us?

1321
01:22:37.405 --> 01:22:38.585
Let's go. - What? - Come on.

1322
01:22:38.665 --> 01:22:40.675
- I'll explain later. Just
don't, don't meet your heroes.

1323
01:22:40.755 --> 01:22:42.075
Okay. Fay is right though. We gotta,

1324
01:22:42.155 --> 01:22:43.847
we have to get moving.

1325
01:22:46.742 --> 01:22:48.837
- Well, well.

1326
01:22:48.917 --> 01:22:52.033
Looks like I have a few more Squatchers to help me.

1327
01:22:56.735 --> 01:22:57.835
- Ranger John Malcolm.

1328
01:22:58.775 --> 01:23:01.875
We, we don't want to take
credit for discovering Bigfoot.

1329
01:23:02.755 --> 01:23:04.235
I would never want to take that away from you.

1330
01:23:05.585 --> 01:23:08.285
- If you could just, just put the gun down.

1331
01:23:09.305 --> 01:23:12.245
We can talk. What do you say?

1332
01:23:16.045 --> 01:23:18.365
- I think I'll take all y'all's help.

1333
01:23:21.345 --> 01:23:23.105
- Thanks for the rope, dad.

1334
01:23:23.185 --> 01:23:25.245
It was supposed to help me not kill me.

1335
01:23:26.235 --> 01:23:27.625
- Guys.

1336
01:23:27.705 --> 01:23:28.922
I'm hungry.

1337
01:23:29.002 --> 01:23:29.835
Shut up Lewis.

1338
01:23:31.245 --> 01:23:33.195
- I don't wanna be a Squatcher anymore.

1339
01:23:33.275 --> 01:23:35.115
- Evee, you never were a Squatcher.

1340
01:23:35.195 --> 01:23:37.287
- What? Why not?

1341
01:23:37.367 --> 01:23:38.845
- Guys, can we stop bickering and try

1342
01:23:38.925 --> 01:23:40.395
to figure out how to get outta this mess?

1343
01:23:40.475 --> 01:23:42.125
- Yeah. I've already seen Sasquatch once.

1344
01:23:42.205 --> 01:23:43.965
I don't wanna stay long enough to see him again.

1345
01:23:44.045 --> 01:23:45.485
- I cannot believe that everyone here

1346
01:23:45.565 --> 01:23:47.025
has seen him except for me.

1347
01:23:47.105 --> 01:23:49.625
I'm the only one who believed in him this whole time.

1348
01:23:49.705 --> 01:23:51.525
- Hey, I believed you, Tyler.

1349
01:23:55.865 --> 01:23:58.525
- Hey! Ranger John Malcolm.

1350
01:23:59.625 --> 01:24:01.585
Do you really expect us to sit here

1351
01:24:01.665 --> 01:24:03.365
and capture Bigfoot all tied up?

1352
01:24:11.035 --> 01:24:13.845
- Well, for whatever reason,

1353
01:24:15.265 --> 01:24:18.205
the big guy does not like where you set up camp.

1354
01:24:19.265 --> 01:24:22.645
So the way I see it, he's trying to remove you.

1355
01:24:24.425 --> 01:24:27.365
One Squatcher at a time.

1356
01:24:30.905 --> 01:24:33.165
So you all just go ahead and do me a favor.

1357
01:24:34.505 --> 01:24:38.525
You keep being as loud and as annoying as you want.

1358
01:24:39.825 --> 01:24:43.445
So Sasquatch will come back
and rid all of you of his home.

1359
01:24:56.425 --> 01:25:02.855
- He's eating my beans. What a monster, I'm starving!

1360
01:25:02.935 --> 01:25:06.765
- Ugh. I'm with you Lew. All I want is Mr.

1361
01:25:06.845 --> 01:25:07.955
Lee's Chinese food.

1362
01:25:10.105 --> 01:25:13.535
- Yeah, let me guess. Chow mein
and Sprite. Am I right?

1363
01:25:13.615 --> 01:25:15.825
- Ugh. - Good guess.

1364
01:25:15.905 --> 01:25:18.015
- Yeah well, it's been your favorite since forever.

1365
01:25:18.095 --> 01:25:19.595
So, don't be too impressed.

1366
01:25:21.535 --> 01:25:23.755
- That's the first thing I'm gonna eat when I get home.

1367
01:25:25.455 --> 01:25:26.475
If I get home.

1368
01:25:35.575 --> 01:25:38.475
- Hey, remember when we skipped school

1369
01:25:39.415 --> 01:25:43.185
to go see Time Pit 2 special screening?

1370
01:25:43.265 --> 01:25:45.895
- Yeah all I remember is Tyler convincing us to ditch.

1371
01:25:45.975 --> 01:25:48.515
And then when we went to the theater, it was closed

1372
01:25:48.595 --> 01:25:50.625
because he got the days wrong.

1373
01:25:50.705 --> 01:25:52.715
- Yeah. Yeah.

1374
01:25:52.795 --> 01:25:54.675
And then, and then we went to ice cream shop

1375
01:25:54.755 --> 01:25:56.385
and they had a new flavor.

1376
01:25:56.465 --> 01:26:00.855
Pumpkin. Oh my God. It
was, I was in heaven.

1377
01:26:00.935 --> 01:26:02.155
- It was a good day.

1378
01:26:02.235 --> 01:26:03.205
- You guys remember when we went

1379
01:26:03.285 --> 01:26:05.805
to every 7/11 in town on free Slurpee Day?

1380
01:26:05.885 --> 01:26:06.805
- Oh yeah.

1381
01:26:06.885 --> 01:26:07.638
- Oh my God. Greatest day of
my life.

1382
01:26:07.718 --> 01:26:10.165
You did? Why wasn't I invited?

1383
01:26:10.245 --> 01:26:13.045
- Ugh, I had brain freeze all day.
It was so worth the pain.

1384
01:26:17.555 --> 01:26:19.325
- It's been a while since we've been on an adventure.

1385
01:26:21.905 --> 01:26:24.325
- Hey, if we don't make it outta here tonight,

1386
01:26:26.205 --> 01:26:28.365
I want you guys to know I loved being a Squatcher.

1387
01:26:31.265 --> 01:26:35.965
- If we don't make it back home, I'm sorry I haven't been

1388
01:26:36.045 --> 01:26:37.285
around as much as I used to be.

1389
01:26:39.825 --> 01:26:40.825
I love you guys.

1390
01:26:42.795 --> 01:26:44.825
- Tyler, I'm sorry for crashing your trip.

1391
01:26:46.665 --> 01:26:48.385
I guess I just wanted to be part of the gang.

1392
01:26:49.545 --> 01:26:52.345
- I love you guys and proud to call you friends.

1393
01:26:53.285 --> 01:26:54.765
- You guys mean the world to me.

1394
01:26:54.845 --> 01:26:57.065
I'm really sorry to have gotten us into this mess.

1395
01:27:00.225 --> 01:27:01.678
I don't know.

1396
01:27:01.758 --> 01:27:05.283
I've wanted to do the Squatcher thing for forever,

1397
01:27:06.525 --> 01:27:10.225
but now that I'm here, it's nothing like I dreamed of.

1398
01:27:12.905 --> 01:27:15.105
I just thought that maybe I
could actually see Bigfoot

1399
01:27:15.185 --> 01:27:21.185
for myself and do something spectacular.

1400
01:27:22.895 --> 01:27:24.165
Take the first photo ever

1401
01:27:24.245 --> 01:27:27.465
and be a hero with my photo in the newspaper.

1402
01:27:29.765 --> 01:27:33.385
But I'm really sorry to have gotten us into all this.

1403
01:27:35.095 --> 01:27:38.255
It's not worth risking my friends' lives over some

1404
01:27:38.335 --> 01:27:39.168
dumb photo.

1405
01:27:45.215 --> 01:27:46.048
Guys?

1406
01:27:51.055 --> 01:27:52.055
What the?

1407
01:28:16.725 --> 01:28:20.265
Oh, oh geez.

1408
01:28:21.245 --> 01:28:25.825
Oh, oh.

1409
01:28:32.565 --> 01:28:33.565
It was Bigfoot.

1410
01:28:35.685 --> 01:28:39.485
Oh my God, it was Bigfoot!
I-I was just saved by Bigfoot.

1411
01:28:39.565 --> 01:28:40.565
Wow, I...

1412
01:28:42.375 --> 01:28:43.375
Wait a minute.

1413
01:28:49.205 --> 01:28:50.038
The Squatchers!

1414
01:28:53.235 --> 01:28:54.755
Tyler for Squatchers.

1415
01:28:54.835 --> 01:28:59.425
Tyler for Squatchers. Do you
copy? Anyone? Bret? Lewis?

1416
01:29:00.275 --> 01:29:02.885
Fay? Do you copy?

1417
01:29:15.215 --> 01:29:17.665
What am I supposed to do?

1418
01:29:31.765 --> 01:29:35.825
- For Tyler? Do you copy? Come
in Tyler. - Lewis? Lewis. Oh,

1419
01:29:35.905 --> 01:29:37.475
thank God. You're okay.

1420
01:29:37.555 --> 01:29:40.525
Where are you? - I don't know.
We're somewhere in the woods.

1421
01:29:40.605 --> 01:29:42.255
- You, you're with everyone else?

1422
01:29:42.335 --> 01:29:46.065
- Just me and Fay.
- Where is everyone?

1423
01:29:46.145 --> 01:29:50.295
- I have no idea. We woke
up somewhere in the woods.

1424
01:29:50.375 --> 01:29:52.585
- Alright, uh, don't worry.
We will find each other.

1425
01:29:56.245 --> 01:30:00.705
- Hey, Tyler, is that flashlight you?

1426
01:30:03.825 --> 01:30:06.065
- I don't know. But don't go towards it,

1427
01:30:06.145 --> 01:30:07.225
that could be Ranger John Malcolm.

1428
01:30:11.485 --> 01:30:13.707
Or that could be Ranger John Malcolm.

1429
01:30:17.765 --> 01:30:22.615
- Hey, what about
a pink light? - Yes. Yes.

1430
01:30:22.695 --> 01:30:24.585
Evee, her, her stupid pink flashlight.

1431
01:30:26.735 --> 01:30:28.345
- Okay, Lewis, follow the pink

1432
01:30:28.425 --> 01:30:29.385
light and I'll meet you there.

1433
01:30:29.465 --> 01:30:32.326
Okay? - Oh yeah. - Yes. We'll
see you soon.

1434
01:30:32.406 --> 01:30:33.239
- We'll be there.

1435
01:30:39.705 --> 01:30:40.538
- I owe you one sis.

1436
01:30:52.095 --> 01:30:52.928
- Evee, you Squatcher.

1437
01:31:16.045 --> 01:31:16.878
- No.

1438
01:31:17.986 --> 01:31:19.952
- Oh, come on. Really?

1439
01:31:22.615 --> 01:31:23.448
- Damn.

1440
01:31:29.503 --> 01:31:31.740
Evee! Evee! Evee!

1441
01:31:31.820 --> 01:31:32.865
Turn on your stupid flashlight!

1442
01:31:32.945 --> 01:31:34.655
Turn on your stupid flashlight!

1443
01:31:34.735 --> 01:31:36.825
Turn on your stupid flashlight!

1444
01:31:37.875 --> 01:31:38.708
- Sorry!

1445
01:31:58.795 --> 01:32:02.605
- How'd you get on that side?
- I don't, I don't know.

1446
01:32:04.355 --> 01:32:08.125
- It's Bigfoot. But I told
you he could jump really far.

1447
01:32:08.205 --> 01:32:10.671
I knew it. I knew it.

1448
01:32:11.905 --> 01:32:12.738
- We made it.

1449
01:32:15.845 --> 01:32:18.685
- Evee what are you doing over
there? - I dunno, I'm stuck.

1450
01:32:19.945 --> 01:32:20.945
- Hey guys.

1451
01:32:23.845 --> 01:32:26.585
- C-Climb that log. We will
make a run for it.

1452
01:32:26.665 --> 01:32:28.725
- Tyler you know I hate heights.

1453
01:32:28.805 --> 01:32:30.195
- Ugh, now's not the time.

1454
01:32:30.275 --> 01:32:31.275
Come on.

1455
01:32:38.395 --> 01:32:39.315
- Evee.

1456
01:32:39.395 --> 01:32:41.005
Come on. You can do it.

1457
01:32:55.805 --> 01:32:58.545
- I don't know if I can do this, I'm panicking.

1458
01:32:58.625 --> 01:32:59.625
I'm panicking.

1459
01:33:01.875 --> 01:33:05.015
- Evee, remember Squatchers, don't panic.

1460
01:33:20.795 --> 01:33:23.225
- Come on, it's okay.

1461
01:33:23.305 --> 01:33:24.138
- You've got this.

1462
01:33:33.315 --> 01:33:35.805
Yeah, you're doing great, Evee.

1463
01:33:41.235 --> 01:33:42.068
Okay.

1464
01:33:53.005 --> 01:33:54.041
- I have to get it.

1465
01:33:54.121 --> 01:33:56.085
- Evee. No, leave the hat.
Okay. You can leave it.

1466
01:33:56.165 --> 01:33:57.925
Don't worry about it. Come on. Let's go.

1467
01:33:58.855 --> 01:34:01.125
Leave the hat. - No, I have to get it.

1468
01:34:01.205 --> 01:34:02.038
- Let's go. Come on.

1469
01:34:06.195 --> 01:34:09.278
Just keep going. Come
on. - Pick up the hat.

1470
01:34:13.283 --> 01:34:14.116
Ah!

1471
01:34:15.745 --> 01:34:16.578
- Evee!

1472
01:34:19.401 --> 01:34:20.234
Oh.

1473
01:34:26.525 --> 01:34:28.045
- You'll be okay.

1474
01:34:28.125 --> 01:34:31.135
Just crawl really slowly towards me.

1475
01:34:32.025 --> 01:34:33.805
- Tyler, I'm really scared.

1476
01:34:33.885 --> 01:34:35.295
- It's okay. You, you're gonna be okay.

1477
01:34:35.375 --> 01:34:37.935
Just whatever you do. Don't look down.

1478
01:34:39.195 --> 01:34:41.095
- Why would you say that?

1479
01:34:41.175 --> 01:34:45.705
- I said don't look down.

1480
01:34:45.785 --> 01:34:47.415
Are you shut? Don't shut your eyes!

1481
01:34:47.495 --> 01:34:49.215
- I have to shut my eyes because if I open my

1482
01:34:49.295 --> 01:34:50.495
eyes, I'm gonna wanna look down.

1483
01:34:51.885 --> 01:34:56.215
- Okay, uh, it's all right.
It's okay. It's okay.

1484
01:34:58.515 --> 01:35:02.765
Take my hand, okay? - Okay. - Alright.

1485
01:35:02.845 --> 01:35:05.005
- I can't I'm scared. - Okay. - Too far.

1486
01:35:07.795 --> 01:35:08.628
- Okay, um.

1487
01:35:10.770 --> 01:35:13.590
Hold onto the strap, and, and I'll guide you.

1488
01:35:14.555 --> 01:35:15.388
- Okay

1489
01:35:24.035 --> 01:35:25.285
- Come on, Evee! You got this!

1490
01:35:38.679 --> 01:35:39.512
Ah!

1491
01:35:42.315 --> 01:35:44.232
- Alright, I've got you.

1492
01:35:48.115 --> 01:35:48.868
I've got you.

1493
01:35:48.948 --> 01:35:51.685
It's okay. Alright? It's
okay. Climb back up.

1494
01:35:55.185 --> 01:35:56.845
Alright, almost there.

1495
01:36:00.491 --> 01:36:01.324
Oh, oh, thank God!

1496
01:36:02.449 --> 01:36:03.616
Thank God you're okay!

1497
01:36:06.475 --> 01:36:08.685
- That was so freaky! -
I'm glad you're okay sis.

1498
01:36:09.545 --> 01:36:11.325
Now, you promised me you never

1499
01:36:11.405 --> 01:36:13.685
do anything dangerous like that again.

1500
01:36:13.765 --> 01:36:15.195
- You told me to walk across that log.

1501
01:36:15.275 --> 01:36:16.245
- Okay. Then promise me

1502
01:36:16.325 --> 01:36:18.085
that you don't listen to anything I say again.

1503
01:36:18.165 --> 01:36:20.425
- Okay now that I can do, and by the way, don't worry,

1504
01:36:20.505 --> 01:36:21.965
I'm not afraid of heights anymore.

1505
01:36:22.045 --> 01:36:24.685
I am terrified of them. I'm
not gonna walk upstairs.

1506
01:36:24.765 --> 01:36:26.205
I don't know how I'm gonna get
to my bedroom. It's gonna be

1507
01:36:26.285 --> 01:36:27.205
a whole big thing.

1508
01:36:27.285 --> 01:36:29.315
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay. - Wait, wait, wait.

1509
01:36:29.395 --> 01:36:33.475
Guys, guys, guys, do you realize
what just happened? - What?

1510
01:36:33.555 --> 01:36:35.885
- Bigfoot saved us! - What
are you talking about?

1511
01:36:36.935 --> 01:36:39.425
- Earth to Bret. You're not
tied to the tree anymore.

1512
01:36:39.505 --> 01:36:43.025
- Earth to Lewis, just shut up!

1513
01:36:43.105 --> 01:36:46.825
- Well, but I only saw his feet. I
can't believe it.

1514
01:36:46.905 --> 01:36:48.685
- Wait, wait. Do you guys
think Sasquatch was trying

1515
01:36:48.765 --> 01:36:49.965
to save us from Ranger John Malcolm?

1516
01:36:51.075 --> 01:36:53.755
- I'll bet he was. I'll bet you he knows

1517
01:36:53.835 --> 01:36:56.205
that Ranger John Malcolm is a psycho and, and,

1518
01:36:56.285 --> 01:36:58.125
and he was trying to rescue us.

1519
01:36:58.205 --> 01:36:59.985
- I think he was trying to eat us.

1520
01:37:00.065 --> 01:37:03.245
- Will you shut up, Bret. H-He
won't hurt anybody.

1521
01:37:03.325 --> 01:37:05.703
- Oh yeah, well then where is Nate, dude?

1522
01:37:05.783 --> 01:37:08.585
If he was trying to save us, then why did he kill Nate?

1523
01:37:08.665 --> 01:37:11.135
We all just got lucky.
There's a psycho ranger

1524
01:37:11.215 --> 01:37:12.345
after us right now.

1525
01:37:12.425 --> 01:37:13.945
So we gotta get outta here.

1526
01:37:14.025 --> 01:37:15.345
- Yeah, Bret's right.

1527
01:37:15.425 --> 01:37:16.485
We gotta get outta here. Let's just

1528
01:37:16.565 --> 01:37:18.125
head back to the sheriff station.

1529
01:37:18.205 --> 01:37:21.495
- I got a bad feeling about these woods.

1530
01:37:21.575 --> 01:37:23.915
- You're not going anywhere.

1531
01:37:27.135 --> 01:37:28.475
No one's going to the sheriff,

1532
01:37:30.735 --> 01:37:35.235
and no one is stealing my
credit for finding Bigfoot.

1533
01:37:38.315 --> 01:37:41.985
- Look, Mr. Ranger John Malcolm.

1534
01:37:42.065 --> 01:37:45.265
Sir, look, you are my hero.

1535
01:37:46.855 --> 01:37:48.065
I've read all your books.

1536
01:37:49.765 --> 01:37:51.045
You're a great explorer

1537
01:37:51.125 --> 01:37:53.985
and I have always, always believed you.

1538
01:37:56.525 --> 01:37:58.305
I know that you're not a crazy person

1539
01:37:58.385 --> 01:38:00.725
and if the science community gave you the credit

1540
01:38:00.805 --> 01:38:04.045
that you deserve, I know that
things would be different.

1541
01:38:05.425 --> 01:38:06.312
Please.

1542
01:38:08.695 --> 01:38:09.735
Please don't kill us.

1543
01:38:09.815 --> 01:38:10.925
Don't kill Bigfoot.

1544
01:38:12.325 --> 01:38:14.245
I really don't think he wants to hurt anybody.

1545
01:38:16.315 --> 01:38:19.235
If you'll just let us all go our separate ways,

1546
01:38:19.315 --> 01:38:20.535
we won't turn you into the Sheriff.

1547
01:38:22.765 --> 01:38:23.765
What do you say?

1548
01:38:28.905 --> 01:38:29.738
- Ah!

1549
01:38:45.145 --> 01:38:45.978
- Oh my God!

1550
01:38:51.845 --> 01:38:54.215
- Ow, Oh. - You son of a bitch!

1551
01:38:56.285 --> 01:38:57.785
- I-I thought he was Bigfoot.

1552
01:38:57.865 --> 01:38:59.895
- Does he look like Bigfoot?

1553
01:38:59.975 --> 01:39:01.905
- Where did, where did he hit you?

1554
01:39:01.985 --> 01:39:04.088
- He got me in the shoulder.

1555
01:39:04.168 --> 01:39:05.743
- At least it's just a shoulder.

1556
01:39:07.075 --> 01:39:10.525
- Yeah, just a shoulder.
- Here, take this.

1557
01:39:10.605 --> 01:39:11.725
- I think you need this more than I do.

1558
01:39:14.225 --> 01:39:17.405
- Oh, no, I don't drink
Bret. - You do now.

1559
01:39:19.635 --> 01:39:23.295
- Come on. He's fine.
He's fine. Get get him up.

1560
01:39:23.375 --> 01:39:24.985
We'll take him to base camp.

1561
01:39:25.065 --> 01:39:26.855
- Are you kidding? We're
not going with you.

1562
01:39:26.935 --> 01:39:28.305
We're just taking Nate to the hospital

1563
01:39:28.385 --> 01:39:29.565
and you are going to jail.

1564
01:39:31.655 --> 01:39:34.825
- Hey, I already shot one of you tonight.

1565
01:39:34.905 --> 01:39:39.875
I've got no problem shooting
another. Now you get him up.

1566
01:39:40.975 --> 01:39:42.655
You're gonna get him up

1567
01:39:42.735 --> 01:39:44.535
and we're gonna take him to base camp.

1568
01:39:44.615 --> 01:39:48.715
And I don't want to have to ask twice.

1569
01:39:51.045 --> 01:39:52.355
- We're gonna catch Bigfoot.

1570
01:39:54.335 --> 01:39:57.395
And I'm gonna shoot him in his big

1571
01:39:58.565 --> 01:39:59.875
hairy chest.

1572
01:40:01.915 --> 01:40:05.195
I'm ending this tonight. Once and for all.

1573
01:40:08.695 --> 01:40:11.235
- Hey there, big guy. - What?

1574
01:40:16.535 --> 01:40:18.675
- Wow. You are magnificent.

1575
01:40:21.744 --> 01:40:22.577
- Wow.

1576
01:40:27.615 --> 01:40:31.155
- You really are real, I knew it.

1577
01:40:32.965 --> 01:40:36.395
- Tyler. Tyler, take a
picture. Take a picture.

1578
01:40:37.575 --> 01:40:39.095
- Camera.

1579
01:40:39.175 --> 01:40:42.895
- My camera. My, no, um.

1580
01:40:42.975 --> 01:40:46.075
Ah, my backup camera. Lewis,
Lewis. Get my backup camera.

1581
01:40:46.155 --> 01:40:47.875
- Where is it? - It's in your bag.

1582
01:40:48.755 --> 01:40:50.515
- I have all my stuff at Base Camp.

1583
01:40:50.595 --> 01:40:52.735
- Me too. - Same. - What?

1584
01:40:52.815 --> 01:40:56.125
No, nobody has a
camera. Oh no no no,

1585
01:40:56.205 --> 01:41:00.565
this can't be happening.
Wait, no, no, no, no. Bigfoot.

1586
01:41:01.595 --> 01:41:05.845
Bigfoot, please. Bigfoot, come back.

1587
01:41:09.515 --> 01:41:11.590
Bigfoot, no!

1588
01:41:15.265 --> 01:41:16.098
Why?

1589
01:41:24.025 --> 01:41:24.858
- Bigfoot

1590
01:41:41.335 --> 01:41:42.168
There.

1591
01:41:43.825 --> 01:41:44.885
Thanks for the rope, dad.

1592
01:41:49.905 --> 01:41:52.045
- Hey Nate. How you feeling?

1593
01:41:52.125 --> 01:41:53.205
- I feel great.

1594
01:41:53.285 --> 01:41:56.085
I could walk a mile or marathon of ice cream.

1595
01:41:58.755 --> 01:42:01.085
- Okay. Well, at least he's not in pain.

1596
01:42:01.165 --> 01:42:02.445
- I like Nate better like this.

1597
01:42:03.985 --> 01:42:06.805
- Hey Nate. How did you
find your way back to us?

1598
01:42:08.265 --> 01:42:10.525
- Evee's pink flashlight.

1599
01:42:10.605 --> 01:42:13.845
I was gone for days and I followed the light home.

1600
01:42:16.795 --> 01:42:18.845
- Well, Nate.

1601
01:42:21.725 --> 01:42:23.355
I think this belongs to you.

1602
01:42:23.435 --> 01:42:24.525
I've been keeping my eye on it,

1603
01:42:24.605 --> 01:42:28.453
but you're the real Squatcher.

1604
01:42:28.533 --> 01:42:31.205
- Oh, thank you, Evee.

1605
01:42:31.285 --> 01:42:33.218
I can't wait to see Sasquatch.

1606
01:42:34.385 --> 01:42:37.310
Hey Bret! Look!

1607
01:42:39.285 --> 01:42:40.885
- There he is officer. Lock him up.

1608
01:42:40.965 --> 01:42:44.545
He ate my beans and my beef
jerky and he tried to kill us.

1609
01:42:44.625 --> 01:42:45.845
- Really, Lewis? You had

1610
01:42:45.925 --> 01:42:47.125
to lead it with beans and beef jerky.

1611
01:42:47.205 --> 01:42:49.675
This guy tried to kill us a
bunch of times. He is a monster.

1612
01:42:49.755 --> 01:42:51.355
- Okay, Ranger John Malcolm,

1613
01:42:51.435 --> 01:42:53.345
it's time you come down to the station

1614
01:42:53.425 --> 01:42:55.875
and we're gonna have a little chat about all of this.

1615
01:42:55.955 --> 01:42:57.062
- Yeah, lock him up!

1616
01:43:03.225 --> 01:43:05.565
- Hey.
- Hey.

1617
01:43:06.545 --> 01:43:10.405
- You know I never told you
this before, but I hate camping.

1618
01:43:11.425 --> 01:43:13.025
- You only told me about a hundred times

1619
01:43:13.105 --> 01:43:15.635
and 90 of them was in the past 48 hours.

1620
01:43:15.715 --> 01:43:17.258
- Yeah. Yeah. True.

1621
01:43:19.325 --> 01:43:22.945
- You know, you got a nice face, for a Squatcher.

1622
01:43:23.025 --> 01:43:26.315
- Thanks, Fay. You got a nice face too.

1623
01:43:26.395 --> 01:43:28.675
Kind of makes me wanna buy some chow mein.

1624
01:43:28.755 --> 01:43:30.463
- Well what are you doing tonight?

1625
01:43:30.543 --> 01:43:34.000
- Well, I am leaving this Godforsaken forest never to

1626
01:43:34.080 --> 01:43:36.705
return, but I should be back in the city by dinner.

1627
01:43:36.785 --> 01:43:38.425
So.

1628
01:43:38.505 --> 01:43:41.245
- You know, I kind of like you.

1629
01:43:42.155 --> 01:43:43.525
When you're not annoying me.

1630
01:43:45.595 --> 01:43:48.645
- I'll take that as a yes.
- I'd love to.

1631
01:43:49.755 --> 01:43:53.565
- Okay, chow mein tonight it is.

1632
01:43:55.835 --> 01:43:57.145
- Chow mein? Tonight?

1633
01:43:57.225 --> 01:44:00.327
Oh my God, I'm starving. - Lewis, no!

1634
01:44:00.407 --> 01:44:02.165
- I'm gonna tell them. Hey, Evee!

1635
01:44:02.245 --> 01:44:05.045
Chow main on Bret. - Come on.
- Potstickers, the whole nine.

1636
01:44:05.125 --> 01:44:08.005
- Oh my God. - Hey Tyler.
Chow mein on Bret. - Alright.

1637
01:44:08.085 --> 01:44:11.305
- This is so dumb.
- Come on, it'll be fine.

1638
01:44:11.385 --> 01:44:13.065
- So dumb Lewis, I'm throwing away your snacks.

1639
01:44:13.145 --> 01:44:14.565
- You wouldn't dare. - Oh, I would dare.

1640
01:44:18.695 --> 01:44:22.225
- Hey, Sheriff Hawkins, is it gonna end up in the news

1641
01:44:22.305 --> 01:44:25.455
that Ranger John Malcolm tried to kill us and stuff?

1642
01:44:25.535 --> 01:44:26.455
- Yes, son.

1643
01:44:26.535 --> 01:44:30.115
Most likely. That's big news around here.

1644
01:44:31.305 --> 01:44:33.835
- Well, could you maybe tell the reporters

1645
01:44:33.915 --> 01:44:37.705
that Ranger John Malcolm
was right about everything,

1646
01:44:37.785 --> 01:44:42.075
that Sasquatch is real and we really did see him.

1647
01:44:42.155 --> 01:44:43.555
I know that Ranger John Malcolm, he,

1648
01:44:43.635 --> 01:44:45.095
he made some horrible mistakes.

1649
01:44:45.175 --> 01:44:48.615
But he's a brilliant wildlife expert.

1650
01:44:48.695 --> 01:44:51.015
He deserves credit for his work.

1651
01:44:51.095 --> 01:44:54.535
- That's mighty nice of
you, son. You know what?

1652
01:44:54.615 --> 01:44:56.625
Why don't you give this number a call.

1653
01:44:56.705 --> 01:44:58.515
It's a friend of mine at the local paper.

1654
01:44:59.575 --> 01:45:01.595
I'm sure they'll write up something real good.

1655
01:45:02.495 --> 01:45:04.195
And if anyone asks about it, I'll make sure

1656
01:45:04.275 --> 01:45:06.455
to relay the message as well.

1657
01:45:06.535 --> 01:45:07.855
He was a criminal, alright,

1658
01:45:07.935 --> 01:45:11.355
but he's done a lot of good for the wildlife too.

1659
01:45:12.645 --> 01:45:15.755
- Thank you, sir.
- My pleasure. You all be safe, alright?

1660
01:45:24.335 --> 01:45:25.255
- Hey little sis.

1661
01:45:25.335 --> 01:45:27.515
- Hey Tyler.
- I have something for you.

1662
01:45:28.415 --> 01:45:30.595
- Ooh, a gift? What is it? I want it.

1663
01:45:36.105 --> 01:45:39.668
- Welcome to the Squatchers.
- Really?

1664
01:45:40.705 --> 01:45:42.755
- Your pink flashlight brought us all back

1665
01:45:42.835 --> 01:45:44.315
together. Because of you,

1666
01:45:44.395 --> 01:45:49.135
I got to see Bigfoot last night, so you've earned it.

1667
01:45:49.215 --> 01:45:50.275
- Thanks, big brother!

1668
01:45:54.425 --> 01:45:57.565
Look at me. I'm a real Squatcher.

1669
01:46:04.265 --> 01:46:05.435
I've always wanted to do this.

1670
01:46:06.455 --> 01:46:08.655
We are friends and we believe

1671
01:46:08.735 --> 01:46:11.345
the Sasquatch is as real as me.

1672
01:46:11.425 --> 01:46:12.755
He's a loner. Just like us.

1673
01:46:13.615 --> 01:46:15.895
We have each other and that we trust.

1674
01:46:15.975 --> 01:46:18.565
Rain or shine, night and day.

1675
01:46:18.645 --> 01:46:20.555
We'll stick together all the way.

1676
01:46:21.715 --> 01:46:23.915
I will believe, I'll be a watcher.

1677
01:46:25.375 --> 01:46:28.275
I'm proud to call myself a Squatcher.

1678
01:46:36.005 --> 01:46:38.225
- We're almost packed.
Just a few more things.

1679
01:46:38.305 --> 01:46:39.220
- Okay.

1680
01:46:42.303 --> 01:46:45.265
- Hey, what happened to your hat compadre?

1681
01:46:45.345 --> 01:46:46.235
- Yeah, the thing's been stuck

1682
01:46:46.315 --> 01:46:47.865
to your head since you got it.

1683
01:46:47.945 --> 01:46:50.485
- Well, I gave it to the newest Squatcher.

1684
01:46:51.945 --> 01:46:54.025
- No. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

1685
01:46:54.105 --> 01:46:56.395
Our fearless leader can't go without a hat.

1686
01:46:56.475 --> 01:46:58.425
Here, take Bret's hat.

1687
01:46:58.505 --> 01:47:00.775
- No. Oh no. My hat.

1688
01:47:00.855 --> 01:47:02.605
- Bret, I know how much you love this thing.

1689
01:47:02.685 --> 01:47:04.185
I can't take it away from you.

1690
01:47:04.265 --> 01:47:07.565
- No, no. It's uh, it's
okay. You can have it.

1691
01:47:09.505 --> 01:47:10.505
- That's more like it.

1692
01:47:16.455 --> 01:47:19.887
- We're almost there. Alright.

1693
01:47:33.755 --> 01:47:35.315
- Uh Nate, maybe I should drive.

1694
01:47:35.395 --> 01:47:37.385
- Nate, how are you still drunk?

1695
01:47:37.465 --> 01:47:40.285
- I'm not, I'm not as drunk as Bret think do.

1696
01:47:41.665 --> 01:47:44.445
- Oh, uh. - He's in rough shape.

1697
01:47:48.725 --> 01:47:51.005
I can't believe you wore the hat the entire time.

1698
01:47:51.955 --> 01:47:53.565
- Yeah, I told you I would.

1699
01:48:00.675 --> 01:48:03.303
- Because Lewis ruined it the first time.

1700
01:48:06.625 --> 01:48:10.718
Do you still play video games? - Yeah.

1701
01:48:12.715 --> 01:48:13.715
- Good.

1702
01:48:48.485 --> 01:48:49.325
- I guess you were fake.

1703
01:49:05.185 --> 01:49:07.345
Oh my God, Bigfoot!

1704
01:49:07.425 --> 01:49:08.425
You came back!

1705
01:49:09.625 --> 01:49:13.545
Oh, this time, this time, I'm getting a picture.

1706
01:49:13.625 --> 01:49:18.625
- Getting a picture this
time. Easy, easy. Alright.

1707
01:49:19.155 --> 01:49:23.165
It's okay. It's okay. Alright. It's okay.

1708
01:49:25.135 --> 01:49:28.105
Alright, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1709
01:49:28.185 --> 01:49:30.665
Please, please, please. Can I,

1710
01:49:30.745 --> 01:49:34.765
can I, please, please give me my camera back.

1711
01:49:34.845 --> 01:49:38.195
Please give that back. Please, please, Mr.

1712
01:49:38.275 --> 01:49:41.085
Bigfoot, please give me my camera back.

1713
01:49:41.165 --> 01:49:44.685
I would really like my camera back, please.

1714
01:49:56.665 --> 01:50:01.405
- No. Oh, what,

1715
01:50:02.475 --> 01:50:05.585
what, what, what, what?

1716
01:50:05.665 --> 01:50:10.665
No, I-I, wait.

1717
01:50:11.025 --> 01:50:12.805
No. What?

1718
01:50:14.585 --> 01:50:17.605
You? Come back.

1719
01:50:20.035 --> 01:50:20.868
Wait.

1720
01:50:25.905 --> 01:50:28.165
No, I, why? Ah.

1721
01:50:38.505 --> 01:50:39.765
- Hey, Tyler. What's that in your hand?

1722
01:50:41.765 --> 01:50:44.715
- I just got the only documented photo from Bigfoot.

1723
01:50:44.795 --> 01:50:47.105
- What? No way!
- That's awesome, Tyler.

1724
01:50:47.185 --> 01:50:51.005
- No, no, no. Bigfoot,
Bigfoot took a photo of me.

1725
01:50:52.385 --> 01:50:53.385
- So?
- With my camera.

1726
01:50:54.785 --> 01:50:59.145
- You have a photo of you?
- Taken by Bigfoot.

1727
01:50:59.225 --> 01:51:00.416
- Wow.

1728
01:51:01.858 --> 01:51:03.358
What an honor man.

1729
01:51:07.105 --> 01:51:08.205
- Well, at least you got his finger.

1730
01:51:09.585 --> 01:51:11.845
So far that's the most proof anyone has that Bigfoot

1731
01:51:11.925 --> 01:51:12.845
exists.

1732
01:51:12.925 --> 01:51:15.645
- Got his finger. Bigfoot.

1733
01:51:16.835 --> 01:51:17.915
Bigfoot, in the photo.

1734
01:51:17.995 --> 01:51:21.525
- Alright, Tyler, let's go home.

1735
01:51:38.073 --> 01:51:41.959
- Guys, I'm hungry. - Shut up Lewis.

1736
01:51:42.039 --> 01:51:42.792
- Guys, look at me!

1737
01:51:42.872 --> 01:51:44.965
I'm a Squatcher! - Oh, how

1738
01:51:45.045 --> 01:51:46.555
much longer am I gonna have to hear this?

1739
01:51:46.635 --> 01:51:48.375
- When are we gonna stop for a burrito or something?

1740
01:51:48.455 --> 01:51:50.458
Shut up Lewis.

1741
01:51:50.538 --> 01:51:52.025
- At least we're all gonna get chow mein tonight.

1742
01:51:52.105 --> 01:51:54.805
- No, we're not. - Come
on! - Marshmallow me!

1743
01:51:55.865 --> 01:51:57.545
- No, we're not doing that again.

1744
01:51:57.625 --> 01:51:59.125
- Oh my God. At least when we get

1745
01:51:59.205 --> 01:52:00.665
back, we can finish the movie.

1746
01:52:00.745 --> 01:52:02.673
- Ah, we're not watching the movie.

1747
01:52:02.753 --> 01:52:05.460
- Guys, it was about have its climax!

1748
01:52:05.540 --> 01:52:06.373
Ah!

1749
01:52:20.555 --> 01:52:21.335
- Oh my, it's here.

1750
01:52:21.415 --> 01:52:25.434
It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.

1751
01:52:25.514 --> 01:52:27.064
- Oh boy.

1752
01:52:30.195 --> 01:52:34.915
- Wow, I can't believe it!
"Bigfoot takes a big photo!"

1753
01:52:34.995 --> 01:52:36.615
Oh, look at that. - What?

1754
01:52:38.155 --> 01:52:38.988
- Wow.

1755
01:52:41.196 --> 01:52:43.155
- I want a signed copy.

1756
01:52:43.235 --> 01:52:44.335
Oh man. - Look at me.

1757
01:52:45.295 --> 01:52:47.795
- Local hero?
- Hey buddy,

1758
01:52:47.875 --> 01:52:52.095
this is not a library, so
put it down and leave. - Oh, um.

1759
01:52:52.175 --> 01:52:53.225
Sorry.

1760
01:52:53.305 --> 01:52:57.205
How much does it cost?
- It's $3 cash. Cash only.

1761
01:52:58.075 --> 01:52:59.445
Only.

1762
01:52:59.525 --> 01:53:01.270
- I don't have any cash.

1763
01:53:01.350 --> 01:53:02.745
- I don't have any cash
- Do you have cash?

1764
01:53:02.825 --> 01:53:04.565
- No, I don't have, I don't have cash.

1765
01:53:05.515 --> 01:53:06.802
- Will it be here when we get back?

1766
01:53:06.882 --> 01:53:08.148
- I doubt it, let's just go.

1767
01:53:09.035 --> 01:53:11.535
It's gonna sell like hotcakes.