WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19.208 --> 00:00:21.374 ♪ Lucidity came slowly ♪ 4 00:00:21.375 --> 00:00:27.291 ♪ I awoke from dreams of untying a great knot ♪ 5 00:00:27.292 --> 00:00:28.791 ♪ It unraveled like a braid ♪ 6 00:00:28.792 --> 00:00:30.499 ♪ Into what seemed were ♪ 7 00:00:30.500 --> 00:00:32.791 ♪ Thousands of separate strands ♪ 8 00:00:32.792 --> 00:00:37.957 ♪ Of fishing line, attached to coarse behavior ♪ 9 00:00:37.958 --> 00:00:39.624 ♪ It flowed ♪ 10 00:00:39.625 --> 00:00:43.541 ♪ A calm it urged, what else is here ♪ 11 00:00:43.542 --> 00:00:48.041 ♪ How's it feel to be at the center of magic ♪ 12 00:00:48.042 --> 00:00:51.207 ♪ To linger in tones and words ♪ 13 00:00:51.208 --> 00:00:53.291 ♪ I opened the floodgates ♪ 14 00:00:53.292 --> 00:00:54.624 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, 15 00:00:54.625 --> 00:00:56.291 please join me in welcoming 16 00:00:56.292 --> 00:01:01.458 the new Mr. and Mr. Greg Demopolis and Matthew Kang. 17 00:01:07.292 --> 00:01:11.124 ♪ Projecting your visions to strangers who feel it ♪ 18 00:01:11.125 --> 00:01:15.541 ♪ Who listen, who linger on every word ♪ 19 00:01:15.542 --> 00:01:19.458 ♪ Oh, it's a rush ♪ 20 00:01:26.708 --> 00:01:28.124 I'm genuinely excited to hear why 21 00:01:28.125 --> 00:01:30.291 you're the sole person already eating dinner. 22 00:01:30.292 --> 00:01:32.707 I have to go back to work. I drew the short straw. 23 00:01:32.708 --> 00:01:34.541 Can't leave before the best part. 24 00:01:34.542 --> 00:01:36.874 That's why I'm eating it now. 25 00:01:36.875 --> 00:01:39.207 I'm about to give my toast. 26 00:01:39.208 --> 00:01:40.541 Hmm. 27 00:01:40.542 --> 00:01:41.624 Good for you. 28 00:01:41.625 --> 00:01:42.707 I get it. 29 00:01:42.708 --> 00:01:44.041 You have your makeup on. 30 00:01:44.042 --> 00:01:46.707 You don't want to cry before work. 31 00:01:46.708 --> 00:01:48.374 I hope you wrote jokes as funny as the idea 32 00:01:48.375 --> 00:01:50.791 of me crying at your toast. 33 00:01:50.792 --> 00:01:52.750 Only one way to find out. 34 00:01:54.542 --> 00:01:57.957 But then came Matthew's new assignment, 35 00:01:57.958 --> 00:02:00.083 18 months in Omaha. 36 00:02:02.375 --> 00:02:05.917 Where he apparently made exactly one friend. 37 00:02:07.375 --> 00:02:10.207 I got home to find Greg on the floor of our living room 38 00:02:10.208 --> 00:02:11.624 trying not to freak out, 39 00:02:11.625 --> 00:02:13.874 listening to a Dalai Lama YouTube, 40 00:02:13.875 --> 00:02:16.791 which wasn't really helping 41 00:02:16.792 --> 00:02:19.291 because the Lama's never even had a boyfriend, 42 00:02:19.292 --> 00:02:22.750 much less cross state lines to live with him. 43 00:02:25.500 --> 00:02:30.999 Now, Greg was terrified 44 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:34.457 that Matthew would learn exactly who he really was, 45 00:02:34.458 --> 00:02:37.374 and not just trivial stuff like 46 00:02:37.375 --> 00:02:39.082 how he makes up random facts 47 00:02:39.083 --> 00:02:41.957 like Mark Twain inventing the bra strap. 48 00:02:41.958 --> 00:02:43.707 No, he did. 49 00:02:43.708 --> 00:02:48.207 He literally did, and he invented standup, Google it. 50 00:02:48.208 --> 00:02:52.541 So, I said to Greg, stay with me, 51 00:02:52.542 --> 00:02:54.957 stay here, and don't worry 52 00:02:54.958 --> 00:02:57.457 about getting your heart broken. 53 00:02:57.458 --> 00:02:59.874 'Cause if there's one thing I know about Greg 54 00:02:59.875 --> 00:03:03.207 is that he will always do the exact opposite 55 00:03:03.208 --> 00:03:04.750 of what I suggest. 56 00:03:05.833 --> 00:03:09.124 So, Greg was in Omaha the next month, 57 00:03:09.125 --> 00:03:11.457 and the rest is history, 58 00:03:11.458 --> 00:03:15.541 which I think proves what I've long believed. 59 00:03:15.542 --> 00:03:18.375 That Dalai Lama sucks. 60 00:03:20.083 --> 00:03:23.374 Or instead, 61 00:03:23.375 --> 00:03:26.124 a heart that's afraid to break 62 00:03:26.125 --> 00:03:28.667 is a heart that's never used. 63 00:03:30.042 --> 00:03:31.416 To Greg and Matt. 64 00:03:31.417 --> 00:03:34.208 To Greg and Matt! 65 00:04:23.708 --> 00:04:27.124 My baby boy has come to visit! 66 00:04:27.125 --> 00:04:28.291 How was the honeymoon? 67 00:04:28.292 --> 00:04:29.874 Dude, I'm a tapped keg. 68 00:04:29.875 --> 00:04:31.707 Remember like the beaches, the food, 69 00:04:31.708 --> 00:04:33.667 the rich Cuban culture. 70 00:04:35.125 --> 00:04:36.457 - You son of a bitch. - What? 71 00:04:36.458 --> 00:04:38.041 I thought that you were here to see me. 72 00:04:38.042 --> 00:04:39.207 I am here to see you. 73 00:04:39.208 --> 00:04:40.749 Okay, you know what I want from you? 74 00:04:40.750 --> 00:04:43.957 I want you to accept what you have with Olivia, all right? 75 00:04:43.958 --> 00:04:45.624 You guys are friends, friends-ish, 76 00:04:45.625 --> 00:04:47.124 friends adjacent, ex-coworkers. 77 00:04:47.125 --> 00:04:50.207 These are all really special beautiful categories. 78 00:04:50.208 --> 00:04:52.999 And as much as I fucking try, no one can take away 79 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:54.624 that little drunken hump sesh that you two had. 80 00:04:54.625 --> 00:04:56.707 Look, I don't care for your tone, Greg. 81 00:04:56.708 --> 00:05:01.332 And it was one drunken, love-making session. 82 00:05:01.333 --> 00:05:03.374 Did you come when you had sex with her? 83 00:05:03.375 --> 00:05:05.291 Because I don't hear any post-nut clarity. 84 00:05:05.292 --> 00:05:06.624 Connor, God, I hate to be blunt, 85 00:05:06.625 --> 00:05:09.041 but it's time to throw in the towel, honestly. 86 00:05:09.042 --> 00:05:11.541 Greg is a married man now, you need to move on. 87 00:05:11.542 --> 00:05:13.291 I don't give up that easy. 88 00:05:13.292 --> 00:05:15.167 Even when I'm literally begging him to. 89 00:05:16.375 --> 00:05:18.207 So, your toast was a hit, huh? 90 00:05:18.208 --> 00:05:20.124 It was all right. No, it was good. 91 00:05:20.125 --> 00:05:21.332 You hook up with anyone? 92 00:05:21.333 --> 00:05:22.957 I mean, that's how you know if it was good. 93 00:05:22.958 --> 00:05:24.291 I mean, it was a gay wedding. 94 00:05:24.292 --> 00:05:25.791 And straight single girls 95 00:05:25.792 --> 00:05:28.207 famously can't stand gay guys, so. 96 00:05:28.208 --> 00:05:29.624 Yeah, not this gay guy. 97 00:05:29.625 --> 00:05:31.082 They actually find me really offensive. 98 00:05:31.083 --> 00:05:32.666 Yeah, but only half the guests were yours. 99 00:05:32.667 --> 00:05:34.332 All I'm hearing is this is your own special way 100 00:05:34.333 --> 00:05:35.541 of saying you're happy to see me. 101 00:05:35.542 --> 00:05:37.124 Really, is it? 102 00:05:37.125 --> 00:05:38.999 And please keep in mind, the customer is always right. 103 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:41.082 And please keep in mind, 104 00:05:41.083 --> 00:05:43.624 you're Greg's customer, not mine. 105 00:05:43.625 --> 00:05:45.624 Thank you. - Yep. 106 00:05:45.625 --> 00:05:47.000 Bye. 107 00:05:48.375 --> 00:05:51.374 Listen, buddy, I know it feels really romantic to pine, 108 00:05:51.375 --> 00:05:54.750 but it is a super short walk to creepy. 109 00:05:55.958 --> 00:05:58.999 What'd you do, bring the whole house in your bag? 110 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:00.083 Hey. 111 00:06:07.125 --> 00:06:08.291 My hands are dirty. 112 00:06:08.292 --> 00:06:09.374 I'm gonna go wash them real quick. 113 00:06:09.375 --> 00:06:10.582 I'll be right back. 114 00:06:10.583 --> 00:06:12.707 Can you give us some breadsticks? Thank you. 115 00:06:12.708 --> 00:06:14.457 - What are you doing here? - She insisted on coming. 116 00:06:14.458 --> 00:06:15.707 - Really? - Tell your chef to stop 117 00:06:15.708 --> 00:06:16.791 making such good food. 118 00:06:16.792 --> 00:06:17.832 We make chicken fingers. 119 00:06:17.833 --> 00:06:19.207 You came to fuck with me like a child 120 00:06:19.208 --> 00:06:21.457 after I very gently ghosted you like an adult. 121 00:06:21.458 --> 00:06:23.374 If seeing me out with my wife fucks with you, 122 00:06:23.375 --> 00:06:24.499 that's not my problem. 123 00:06:24.500 --> 00:06:25.957 Don't twist my words. 124 00:06:25.958 --> 00:06:27.374 Who is she talking to? 125 00:06:27.375 --> 00:06:28.707 No idea. 126 00:06:28.708 --> 00:06:30.124 But you know what's a more interesting idea? 127 00:06:30.125 --> 00:06:31.624 Look over there at that table. 128 00:06:31.625 --> 00:06:33.041 You see her? 129 00:06:33.042 --> 00:06:34.707 Do you know her? 130 00:06:34.708 --> 00:06:37.541 - No, but you're about to. - I'm really not in the mood. 131 00:06:37.542 --> 00:06:39.124 Look, she just got stood up. 132 00:06:39.125 --> 00:06:41.041 She's waiting for a handsome young fella 133 00:06:41.042 --> 00:06:42.207 to go over there and talk to her. 134 00:06:42.208 --> 00:06:43.541 And since that's not happening, 135 00:06:43.542 --> 00:06:44.874 maybe I could go over there instead? 136 00:06:44.875 --> 00:06:45.957 I didn't say that at all. 137 00:06:45.958 --> 00:06:47.624 That's all you, that's all internal. 138 00:06:47.625 --> 00:06:50.791 Look, if you're not gonna do it for her, do it for Olivia. 139 00:06:50.792 --> 00:06:52.499 Show her that another girl sees 140 00:06:52.500 --> 00:06:54.458 how much of a catch you are. 141 00:06:56.333 --> 00:06:57.749 When you told me that you were married, 142 00:06:57.750 --> 00:06:59.041 I thought you'd be low maintenance. 143 00:06:59.042 --> 00:07:00.499 Instead, you're this black hole of needy-ness. 144 00:07:00.500 --> 00:07:02.041 Maybe for once, we skip the mean thing you say to me 145 00:07:02.042 --> 00:07:03.499 that you take back later. 146 00:07:03.500 --> 00:07:04.791 You know, the easier way to skip it 147 00:07:04.792 --> 00:07:05.832 is don't show up at my work. 148 00:07:05.833 --> 00:07:07.041 Thank you guys so much for coming. 149 00:07:07.042 --> 00:07:09.457 Have a great night. - Thank you. 150 00:07:09.458 --> 00:07:11.416 Get a real job, maybe I wouldn't have to. 151 00:07:11.417 --> 00:07:12.624 I'm gonna spit in your food. 152 00:07:12.625 --> 00:07:14.749 - Spit in my mouth. - Read the room, Kevin. 153 00:07:14.750 --> 00:07:15.833 Okay. 154 00:07:18.583 --> 00:07:20.457 Uh, where'd he go? Did he leave? 155 00:07:20.458 --> 00:07:22.833 No, he's just getting started. 156 00:07:25.958 --> 00:07:27.791 Probably nothing. - Hmm. 157 00:07:27.792 --> 00:07:32.207 So, nowhere else, not even a study abroad or? 158 00:07:32.208 --> 00:07:33.374 Well, I've actually never 159 00:07:33.375 --> 00:07:35.291 not lived in my parents' house. 160 00:07:35.292 --> 00:07:37.624 What? It's practical. 161 00:07:37.625 --> 00:07:39.541 Rent is expensive and I can commute to college. 162 00:07:39.542 --> 00:07:40.957 It's easy. - You missed out 163 00:07:40.958 --> 00:07:42.624 on having a terrible roommate who eats all your food 164 00:07:42.625 --> 00:07:44.124 and leaves her dirty underwear around. 165 00:07:44.125 --> 00:07:46.541 - I have that, that's my dad. - Right. 166 00:07:46.542 --> 00:07:49.541 Well, I did have a buddy that went to UALR. 167 00:07:49.542 --> 00:07:52.624 I actually threw up in the fountain one visit. 168 00:07:52.625 --> 00:07:54.124 - That's bad. - Please don't, 169 00:07:54.125 --> 00:07:55.624 don't turn me in. 170 00:07:55.625 --> 00:07:58.207 My loyalty's to my school, I hope you'll understand. 171 00:07:58.208 --> 00:07:59.541 Of course. 172 00:07:59.542 --> 00:08:01.707 I will not tell you what happened in the quad then. 173 00:08:01.708 --> 00:08:03.667 It was worse. 174 00:08:16.375 --> 00:08:18.457 Miss, is this man bothering you? 175 00:08:18.458 --> 00:08:20.041 No, no, not at all. 176 00:08:20.042 --> 00:08:22.207 Because he's wanted in multiple states 177 00:08:22.208 --> 00:08:23.707 for indecent exposure. 178 00:08:23.708 --> 00:08:24.791 - She's kidding. - Oh. 179 00:08:24.792 --> 00:08:27.957 I am kidding, he's my friend. 180 00:08:27.958 --> 00:08:30.291 He used to work here back in the day. 181 00:08:30.292 --> 00:08:31.624 That's how we met. 182 00:08:31.625 --> 00:08:33.957 And we had sex once, technically. 183 00:08:33.958 --> 00:08:35.957 - Why did you add technically? - Okay. 184 00:08:35.958 --> 00:08:37.124 I love your top. 185 00:08:37.125 --> 00:08:39.624 That is so cute. - Thank you. 186 00:08:39.625 --> 00:08:42.707 I never really feel like I have a reason to wear it, so, 187 00:08:42.708 --> 00:08:45.457 Jenny had a pet rabbit as a child, 188 00:08:45.458 --> 00:08:46.957 which committed suicide. 189 00:08:46.958 --> 00:08:48.291 Oh, well, allegedly. 190 00:08:48.292 --> 00:08:49.624 I wasn't home at the time. 191 00:08:49.625 --> 00:08:51.874 And my dad's story doesn't really add up. 192 00:08:51.875 --> 00:08:54.041 I haven't ruled out negligence, so. 193 00:08:54.042 --> 00:08:55.207 I stand corrected. 194 00:08:55.208 --> 00:08:56.707 Her father may have murdered her rabbit. 195 00:08:56.708 --> 00:08:59.541 But in brighter news, you play the viola. 196 00:08:59.542 --> 00:09:01.874 I do, I do. 197 00:09:01.875 --> 00:09:05.791 Well, I play the recorder and my father 198 00:09:05.792 --> 00:09:07.291 murdered my self-confidence. 199 00:09:07.292 --> 00:09:09.707 So, we're modern women cut from the same cloth. 200 00:09:09.708 --> 00:09:13.374 Connor, you have so much to learn from us. 201 00:09:13.375 --> 00:09:15.124 Mm-hmm. 202 00:09:15.125 --> 00:09:17.957 We're about to close, but, you wanna stay? 203 00:09:17.958 --> 00:09:19.041 Yeah, sure. 204 00:09:19.042 --> 00:09:20.541 What are you drinking? 205 00:09:20.542 --> 00:09:23.125 ♪ Oh, I beg you ♪ 206 00:09:24.208 --> 00:09:26.958 ♪ Can I follow ♪ 207 00:09:28.208 --> 00:09:30.917 ♪ Be my only ♪ 208 00:09:32.208 --> 00:09:36.374 ♪ Be the water where I'm wading ♪ 209 00:09:36.375 --> 00:09:39.957 ♪ You're my river running high ♪ 210 00:09:39.958 --> 00:09:43.624 ♪ Run deep, run wild ♪ 211 00:09:43.625 --> 00:09:46.041 ♪ I, I follow ♪ 212 00:09:46.042 --> 00:09:50.041 ♪ I follow you, deep sea, baby ♪ 213 00:09:50.042 --> 00:09:51.541 ♪ I follow you ♪ 214 00:09:51.542 --> 00:09:53.874 ♪ I, I follow ♪ 215 00:09:53.875 --> 00:09:57.874 ♪ I follow you, dark doom, honey ♪ 216 00:09:57.875 --> 00:10:00.583 ♪ I follow you ♪ 217 00:10:37.875 --> 00:10:40.374 I am so glad you guys talked to me. 218 00:10:40.375 --> 00:10:42.541 I really needed a night like this. 219 00:10:42.542 --> 00:10:43.707 Why? 220 00:10:43.708 --> 00:10:45.375 Your friends don't dance? 221 00:10:46.375 --> 00:10:50.542 I mean, I don't really have many friends. 222 00:10:52.208 --> 00:10:54.874 I mean, people I grew up with, but I don't know. 223 00:10:54.875 --> 00:10:59.541 You grow up and then you turn turn out different and, 224 00:10:59.542 --> 00:11:01.207 yeah, do you ever think about like, 225 00:11:01.208 --> 00:11:03.457 who you would become if you started 226 00:11:03.458 --> 00:11:05.207 hanging around different people? 227 00:11:05.208 --> 00:11:06.541 Hmm. 228 00:11:06.542 --> 00:11:08.000 Yeah, of course. 229 00:11:09.292 --> 00:11:11.416 I'm surrounded by bad influences. 230 00:11:11.417 --> 00:11:13.292 You guys are cute. 231 00:11:16.792 --> 00:11:20.250 You have plenty of time to find your people. 232 00:11:21.250 --> 00:11:22.750 And you'll know. 233 00:11:24.542 --> 00:11:27.332 Your hair's in your face. 234 00:11:27.333 --> 00:11:28.666 You know where the bathroom is? 235 00:11:28.667 --> 00:11:31.457 Yeah, it's to the left. 236 00:11:31.458 --> 00:11:33.583 Okay, thank you. 237 00:11:38.583 --> 00:11:40.125 So, what do you think? 238 00:11:46.042 --> 00:11:49.417 What do I think about what? 239 00:12:02.375 --> 00:12:03.833 Should we bang? 240 00:12:06.500 --> 00:12:07.625 Yeah. 241 00:12:09.542 --> 00:12:11.750 I can tell she's into it. 242 00:12:16.875 --> 00:12:18.542 All three of us? 243 00:12:19.625 --> 00:12:20.708 Yes. 244 00:12:23.375 --> 00:12:28.542 Or maybe just you and me could? 245 00:12:29.542 --> 00:12:33.124 Connor, meet the moment. 246 00:12:33.125 --> 00:12:35.625 Don't be such a puppy dog. 247 00:12:42.208 --> 00:12:43.292 Okay. 248 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:51.707 Oh, whoa. 249 00:12:51.708 --> 00:12:53.707 - Hi. - Hi. 250 00:12:53.708 --> 00:12:55.041 You guys, 251 00:12:55.042 --> 00:12:57.208 you guys gonna ask me to watch you do it? 252 00:12:59.292 --> 00:13:00.957 No. 253 00:13:00.958 --> 00:13:03.957 But I understand why... 254 00:13:03.958 --> 00:13:06.875 We were just playing a game. 255 00:13:09.625 --> 00:13:11.374 A game? 256 00:13:11.375 --> 00:13:13.374 I like games, what kind of game? 257 00:13:13.375 --> 00:13:15.499 Truth or dare? - Yeah. 258 00:13:15.500 --> 00:13:16.583 Oh. 259 00:13:17.583 --> 00:13:18.874 Have you ever played? 260 00:13:18.875 --> 00:13:20.041 Yeah. 261 00:13:20.042 --> 00:13:22.041 I, well, when I was in like fifth grade, 262 00:13:22.042 --> 00:13:24.874 I was dared to eat a raw hot dog. 263 00:13:24.875 --> 00:13:26.666 Oh my God, well then, that sucks. 264 00:13:26.667 --> 00:13:28.957 - You were just gonna-- - I was gonna do that one. 265 00:13:28.958 --> 00:13:30.958 - Aww. - Should we play? 266 00:13:32.208 --> 00:13:33.291 I'm down. 267 00:13:33.292 --> 00:13:34.207 Yeah. 268 00:13:34.208 --> 00:13:36.541 Okay, who wants to go first? 269 00:13:36.542 --> 00:13:37.875 I'll go first. 270 00:13:38.875 --> 00:13:40.292 Truth or dare? 271 00:13:42.750 --> 00:13:44.458 Um, truth. 272 00:13:47.250 --> 00:13:49.792 Hmm. Okay. 273 00:13:50.792 --> 00:13:53.208 Have you ever kissed a girl? 274 00:13:57.375 --> 00:14:01.958 I mean, like, girls playing, like when I was little. 275 00:14:05.458 --> 00:14:09.833 Have you ever really, really, really kissed a girl? 276 00:14:14.125 --> 00:14:15.207 Do you want to? 277 00:14:15.208 --> 00:14:17.125 That's two questions, 278 00:14:19.625 --> 00:14:21.458 which is totally fine. 279 00:14:23.708 --> 00:14:24.792 Yes. 280 00:15:04.542 --> 00:15:06.583 You're a great kisser. 281 00:15:08.958 --> 00:15:10.042 Thank you. 282 00:15:12.042 --> 00:15:13.458 Okay, handsome. 283 00:15:14.458 --> 00:15:15.625 Your turn. 284 00:15:17.458 --> 00:15:18.708 Truth or dare? 285 00:15:20.875 --> 00:15:22.624 Dare. 286 00:15:22.625 --> 00:15:27.292 I dare you to give me the best kiss you've ever given. 287 00:16:04.958 --> 00:16:06.042 Hmm. 288 00:16:12.958 --> 00:16:17.292 I think it's your turn to ask. 289 00:16:18.375 --> 00:16:20.208 Can I just kiss you? 290 00:17:47.375 --> 00:17:49.541 - Hey. - Hey. 291 00:17:49.542 --> 00:17:51.374 Hey, how's it going? 292 00:17:51.375 --> 00:17:52.791 It's all right. 293 00:17:52.792 --> 00:17:55.957 Yeah, I don't usually drink that... 294 00:17:55.958 --> 00:17:58.374 Well, I don't usually drink, so. 295 00:17:58.375 --> 00:18:02.458 But the rest was a typical Friday, right? 296 00:18:03.708 --> 00:18:06.374 Yeah, she really knows how to get what she wants, huh? 297 00:18:06.375 --> 00:18:07.874 Yeah. 298 00:18:07.875 --> 00:18:09.250 Yeah, she does. 299 00:18:11.292 --> 00:18:12.457 But I should say, like, 300 00:18:12.458 --> 00:18:14.749 I also wanted it. - Oh, oh, no, yeah, 301 00:18:14.750 --> 00:18:16.416 I didn't mean it like that. - And I hope you... 302 00:18:16.417 --> 00:18:17.707 Right. - Yeah, no, I did. 303 00:18:17.708 --> 00:18:19.707 I also wanted it too. - Right. 304 00:18:19.708 --> 00:18:21.291 Yeah. 305 00:18:21.292 --> 00:18:22.875 Yeah, last night was, 306 00:18:23.875 --> 00:18:26.249 was really something. 307 00:18:26.250 --> 00:18:28.791 You're, you're a... 308 00:18:28.792 --> 00:18:31.957 beautiful woman. 309 00:18:31.958 --> 00:18:34.791 What am I, what am I saying? 310 00:18:34.792 --> 00:18:36.624 Do you want anything? 311 00:18:36.625 --> 00:18:38.957 I have instant oatmeal and cereal. 312 00:18:38.958 --> 00:18:40.874 What cereals? 313 00:18:40.875 --> 00:18:43.874 Grape Nuts and Raisin Bran. 314 00:18:43.875 --> 00:18:46.332 Those are the saddest cereals. 315 00:18:46.333 --> 00:18:48.999 I could also offer a shower 316 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:52.124 and/or a cup of tea. 317 00:18:52.125 --> 00:18:53.291 Yeah, that sounds great. 318 00:18:53.292 --> 00:18:54.957 Both, one of each, please. 319 00:18:54.958 --> 00:18:56.207 Great, now we're getting somewhere. 320 00:18:56.208 --> 00:18:57.874 Look at this. Wow. 321 00:18:57.875 --> 00:18:58.874 What an Airbnb. 322 00:18:58.875 --> 00:19:00.624 Five stars. 323 00:19:00.625 --> 00:19:04.124 Well, yeah, you have a shower and I'll do the tea. 324 00:19:04.125 --> 00:19:05.875 - Okay, okay. - All right. 325 00:19:13.042 --> 00:19:16.291 You know, if you were thinking of showering too 326 00:19:16.292 --> 00:19:19.457 and you wanted to save water, 327 00:19:19.458 --> 00:19:20.708 tea can wait. 328 00:19:43.375 --> 00:19:45.624 ♪ Closer to the sun ♪ 329 00:19:45.625 --> 00:19:48.291 ♪ Just hit 31 ♪ 330 00:19:48.292 --> 00:19:50.707 ♪ The ring ran out of fun ♪ 331 00:19:50.708 --> 00:19:52.957 ♪ And now it's warm like bathwater ♪ 332 00:19:52.958 --> 00:19:56.457 I brought the tea anyway, just in case. 333 00:19:56.458 --> 00:19:57.542 Come in. 334 00:20:00.250 --> 00:20:01.624 New contact, 335 00:20:01.625 --> 00:20:04.624 Jenny Threesome. 336 00:20:04.625 --> 00:20:06.124 Okay, we can just go with Brooks. 337 00:20:06.125 --> 00:20:08.374 Brooks, okay, Brooks. 338 00:20:08.375 --> 00:20:10.458 "Threesome," sorry. 339 00:20:12.542 --> 00:20:15.791 It was nice to meet you, Jenny, yeah. 340 00:20:15.792 --> 00:20:17.041 I'll give you a call. 341 00:20:17.042 --> 00:20:18.457 Sounds good. 342 00:20:18.458 --> 00:20:20.125 Okay, bye. - Bye. 343 00:20:39.000 --> 00:20:41.166 - Hi. - Hi. 344 00:20:41.167 --> 00:20:43.332 I see you've mastered the art of playing it cool. 345 00:20:43.333 --> 00:20:45.666 I see you've taken my jacket. 346 00:20:45.667 --> 00:20:47.291 I wanna take you on a real date. 347 00:20:47.292 --> 00:20:48.957 Are you seriously not satisfied? 348 00:20:48.958 --> 00:20:50.707 When I was co-sucking your dick last night, 349 00:20:50.708 --> 00:20:53.250 that wasn't enough... for you? 350 00:20:57.208 --> 00:20:59.291 It was unbelievable. 351 00:20:59.292 --> 00:21:01.041 But forget the sex. 352 00:21:01.042 --> 00:21:02.374 I had an amazing time. 353 00:21:02.375 --> 00:21:04.374 I haven't had that much fun in a long time. 354 00:21:04.375 --> 00:21:06.542 And don't forget the sex. 355 00:21:09.125 --> 00:21:11.874 Will say, you picked up a thing or two since last time. 356 00:21:11.875 --> 00:21:13.291 Oh, yeah? 357 00:21:13.292 --> 00:21:15.041 Be still, my heart. 358 00:21:15.042 --> 00:21:17.041 A sexual compliment? 359 00:21:17.042 --> 00:21:20.041 Almost makes me forget waking up to a cold bed. 360 00:21:20.042 --> 00:21:21.291 You can buy my breakfast. 361 00:21:21.292 --> 00:21:22.874 That's kind of like a date. 362 00:21:22.875 --> 00:21:25.207 I want to buy you dinner tomorrow night. 363 00:21:25.208 --> 00:21:27.124 - I'm working. - The next night then. 364 00:21:27.125 --> 00:21:28.874 Final offer. 365 00:21:28.875 --> 00:21:30.291 Unless there's a better night, 366 00:21:30.292 --> 00:21:31.832 in which case that's totally fine with me as well. 367 00:21:31.833 --> 00:21:34.041 Why do men think that unwanted persistence 368 00:21:34.042 --> 00:21:35.874 is so charming? 369 00:21:35.875 --> 00:21:37.041 That's fair. 370 00:21:37.042 --> 00:21:41.542 In my defense, I was inside you like eight hours ago. 371 00:21:46.042 --> 00:21:47.291 Okay, fine. 372 00:21:47.292 --> 00:21:49.417 - Fine? - Yeah, one date. 373 00:21:50.958 --> 00:21:52.832 I overdressed, didn't I? 374 00:21:52.833 --> 00:21:54.082 What do you mean? 375 00:21:54.083 --> 00:21:55.957 You're saying I underdressed? Do you want me to change? 376 00:21:55.958 --> 00:21:58.207 You worried the drive-thru worker will see me? 377 00:21:58.208 --> 00:21:59.541 For your information, 378 00:21:59.542 --> 00:22:01.124 this Taco Bell has an inside seating area. 379 00:22:01.125 --> 00:22:03.416 Oh, one sec. 380 00:22:03.417 --> 00:22:05.624 Oh, it's my sister. 381 00:22:05.625 --> 00:22:06.791 Hey, what's up? 382 00:22:06.792 --> 00:22:08.791 - Are you almost here? - Almost where? 383 00:22:08.792 --> 00:22:10.291 Oh. 384 00:22:10.292 --> 00:22:12.541 Like tonight, tonight. 385 00:22:12.542 --> 00:22:13.958 Uh... 386 00:22:15.042 --> 00:22:18.624 Yeah, no, I can be there in a few hours. 387 00:22:18.625 --> 00:22:20.541 - Olivia! - I'm kidding. 388 00:22:20.542 --> 00:22:22.374 Oh my God, calm down. Bye. 389 00:22:22.375 --> 00:22:23.625 Connor. 390 00:22:24.833 --> 00:22:28.124 Do you wanna know what's an amazing first date activity? 391 00:22:28.125 --> 00:22:29.332 Don't touch that. 392 00:22:29.333 --> 00:22:30.749 - I'm here. - Hey, don't touch that. 393 00:22:30.750 --> 00:22:31.999 Everyone relax, the situation is under control. 394 00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:33.166 Thank you, hey, who's this? 395 00:22:33.167 --> 00:22:34.332 - Connor. - Hi. 396 00:22:34.333 --> 00:22:35.666 He's great with kids, probably. 397 00:22:35.667 --> 00:22:37.249 I actually have no idea now that I say that. 398 00:22:37.250 --> 00:22:38.416 - That's for you. - Thank you. 399 00:22:38.417 --> 00:22:39.749 Why is Connor in my house? 400 00:22:39.750 --> 00:22:40.832 Remember when you were 16 401 00:22:40.833 --> 00:22:41.832 and you'd babysit for your neighbor 402 00:22:41.833 --> 00:22:43.249 and you'd bring your friend? 403 00:22:43.250 --> 00:22:46.582 And that friend was a 30-year-old poetry teacher? 404 00:22:46.583 --> 00:22:48.499 Sometimes he was, thank you, Roger. 405 00:22:48.500 --> 00:22:50.416 Okay, weird. But in 30 seconds, 406 00:22:50.417 --> 00:22:51.916 I'm either burning this place down or leaving. 407 00:22:51.917 --> 00:22:53.332 So, I don't care. - Okay. 408 00:22:53.333 --> 00:22:54.832 And I guess it was my fault 409 00:22:54.833 --> 00:22:56.332 'cause I only reminded you, like, four times. 410 00:22:56.333 --> 00:22:58.582 It's okay, apology accepted. 411 00:22:58.583 --> 00:23:01.166 No S-E-X on our B-E-D, all right? 412 00:23:01.167 --> 00:23:02.457 You don't have to spell bed. 413 00:23:02.458 --> 00:23:03.582 We'll wash the sheets. 414 00:23:03.583 --> 00:23:04.749 Not funny. 415 00:23:04.750 --> 00:23:07.249 How many kids are there? 416 00:23:07.250 --> 00:23:09.499 Okay, well this meeting of the Babysitters Club 417 00:23:09.500 --> 00:23:11.416 is hereby adjourned. 418 00:23:11.417 --> 00:23:12.582 Please keep my children alive. 419 00:23:12.583 --> 00:23:14.416 Don't micromanage us. Bye. 420 00:23:14.417 --> 00:23:16.082 - I love you. - I love you. 421 00:23:16.083 --> 00:23:18.166 - Bye. - I don't know you. 422 00:23:18.167 --> 00:23:20.749 All right, kids, behave yourselves. 423 00:23:20.750 --> 00:23:22.417 You too, Grace and Milo. 424 00:23:26.458 --> 00:23:27.875 Now what? 425 00:23:32.167 --> 00:23:33.917 Grace, let's eat, dinner time. 426 00:23:35.500 --> 00:23:37.332 All right. - All right. 427 00:23:37.333 --> 00:23:38.749 All right, come on. 428 00:23:38.750 --> 00:23:39.832 Yeah. 429 00:23:39.833 --> 00:23:42.332 - Whoa! - Yay! 430 00:23:42.333 --> 00:23:44.125 Oh! 431 00:23:50.667 --> 00:23:55.832 ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪ 432 00:23:55.833 --> 00:24:00.832 ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ 433 00:24:00.833 --> 00:24:02.416 That was pretty good. 434 00:24:02.417 --> 00:24:03.832 And so, who's on the farm? 435 00:24:03.833 --> 00:24:05.999 Is it one of these? Is it one of these? 436 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:07.832 Who's that? Horse? 437 00:24:07.833 --> 00:24:08.958 All right. 438 00:24:12.500 --> 00:24:15.332 ♪ Had a chick ♪ 439 00:24:15.333 --> 00:24:18.832 ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ 440 00:24:18.833 --> 00:24:20.916 ♪ With a peep peep here ♪ 441 00:24:20.917 --> 00:24:23.249 ♪ And a peep peep there ♪ 442 00:24:23.250 --> 00:24:24.916 ♪ Here a peep, there a peep ♪ 443 00:24:24.917 --> 00:24:27.082 ♪ Everywhere a peep, peep ♪ 444 00:24:27.083 --> 00:24:28.917 Olivia, get in here. 445 00:24:30.250 --> 00:24:31.749 - What's that? - What? 446 00:24:31.750 --> 00:24:33.332 That's not the bottle I told you to open. 447 00:24:33.333 --> 00:24:34.249 That's like $200. 448 00:24:34.250 --> 00:24:36.292 Fuck, I'm sorry, I thought... 449 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:42.750 You never let up, do you? 450 00:24:46.667 --> 00:24:48.582 That's insane. 451 00:24:48.583 --> 00:24:51.124 I can't believe they do that every single day. 452 00:24:51.125 --> 00:24:53.917 I felt like I was in "Uncut Gems." 453 00:24:55.042 --> 00:24:58.041 It's deranged that I ever did that on my own. 454 00:24:58.042 --> 00:24:59.125 Mm. 455 00:25:00.708 --> 00:25:01.791 Thank you. 456 00:25:01.792 --> 00:25:03.792 We make a good team. 457 00:25:04.875 --> 00:25:07.541 Hey, to unconventional first dates. 458 00:25:07.542 --> 00:25:10.207 Wow, and their corny toasts. 459 00:25:10.208 --> 00:25:11.541 You can't rag on my toast 460 00:25:11.542 --> 00:25:14.207 when you famously missed my best one ever. 461 00:25:14.208 --> 00:25:16.041 Now that I think about it, 462 00:25:16.042 --> 00:25:21.042 you did play acoustic guitar at me on our first date so... 463 00:25:22.042 --> 00:25:23.624 - Which you loved. - Did not. 464 00:25:23.625 --> 00:25:25.041 - You're a big softie. - No, I'm not. 465 00:25:25.042 --> 00:25:26.916 - As I've always suspected. - Okay, fine. 466 00:25:26.917 --> 00:25:28.500 I have many sides. 467 00:25:30.958 --> 00:25:32.625 I hope to get to see 'em all. 468 00:25:36.792 --> 00:25:39.124 You wanna do it on my sister's bed? 469 00:25:39.125 --> 00:25:41.207 Thought they said no S-E-X. 470 00:25:41.208 --> 00:25:44.458 Good thing I don't know how to S-P-E-L. 471 00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:49.707 Weirdest thing that I'm most proud of... 472 00:25:49.708 --> 00:25:51.041 My collar bones. 473 00:25:51.042 --> 00:25:53.124 So, that's what your face looks like 474 00:25:53.125 --> 00:25:54.291 when you look at yourself, 475 00:25:54.292 --> 00:25:56.541 you think, I love that clavicle? 476 00:25:56.542 --> 00:25:58.374 Yeah, it is. 477 00:25:58.375 --> 00:26:02.207 I weirdly like when people say I have nice handwriting, 478 00:26:02.208 --> 00:26:04.124 and I pride myself on being able to read 479 00:26:04.125 --> 00:26:05.457 other people's messy writing. 480 00:26:05.458 --> 00:26:07.791 - Penmanship. - Yeah. 481 00:26:07.792 --> 00:26:10.124 That's too boring to be weird. 482 00:26:10.125 --> 00:26:12.707 Ah, spoken like someone who's never felt the rush 483 00:26:12.708 --> 00:26:14.541 of a handwriting compliment. 484 00:26:14.542 --> 00:26:16.457 I once masturbated to Billy Joel. 485 00:26:16.458 --> 00:26:18.374 What the fuck? On a dare? 486 00:26:18.375 --> 00:26:20.624 No, because he's a fucking poet. 487 00:26:20.625 --> 00:26:23.207 New meaning to "River of Dreams." 488 00:26:23.208 --> 00:26:24.374 I'm sorry. 489 00:26:24.375 --> 00:26:27.707 Please, I got Best Eyes and Best Eyebrows, 490 00:26:27.708 --> 00:26:29.707 which are two separate ones, I'll have you know. 491 00:26:29.708 --> 00:26:30.957 Thank you very much. - Congratulations. 492 00:26:30.958 --> 00:26:31.957 Yes. 493 00:26:31.958 --> 00:26:33.374 But I was really pissed because I wanted to get 494 00:26:33.375 --> 00:26:35.707 Best Sense of Humor and Carver Kazuski got it. 495 00:26:35.708 --> 00:26:37.957 Basically just 'cause of her dumb Borat impression. 496 00:26:37.958 --> 00:26:39.041 Borat? 497 00:26:39.042 --> 00:26:39.957 That's not even a hard impression. 498 00:26:39.958 --> 00:26:42.041 No, I am fucking aware. 499 00:26:42.042 --> 00:26:43.957 I remember the first movie I ever saw, 500 00:26:43.958 --> 00:26:45.707 "Fantasia." - Never seen it. 501 00:26:45.708 --> 00:26:47.957 It's a Tchaikovsky classical music piece. 502 00:26:47.958 --> 00:26:50.791 Remember, I was playing you Tchaikovsky? 503 00:26:50.792 --> 00:26:52.124 From "Fantasia?" 504 00:26:52.125 --> 00:26:53.624 No, it's not from, 505 00:26:53.625 --> 00:26:55.874 it was an original piece of music and then they decided 506 00:26:55.875 --> 00:26:57.957 to use the music-- - Skip, next movie. 507 00:26:57.958 --> 00:26:59.207 - Okay. - What's the next one? 508 00:26:59.208 --> 00:27:00.207 I'm bored. 509 00:27:00.208 --> 00:27:02.874 - You ever seen "Shrek 2?" - Well, yeah. 510 00:27:02.875 --> 00:27:04.624 That's was the best feature film ever gosh-darn-made. 511 00:27:04.625 --> 00:27:06.041 Oh, I'm sorry, have I seen it? 512 00:27:06.042 --> 00:27:07.207 Only 12 times. 513 00:27:07.208 --> 00:27:09.292 Worst breakup? - Mm-hmm. 514 00:27:11.708 --> 00:27:15.707 Technically never actually been broken up with. 515 00:27:15.708 --> 00:27:17.207 Oh, come on. 516 00:27:17.208 --> 00:27:18.457 Leave it to me, 517 00:27:18.458 --> 00:27:19.916 take a couple years off from the boyfriend game 518 00:27:19.917 --> 00:27:24.082 and I get a guy who's dumped everyone he's ever dated. 519 00:27:24.083 --> 00:27:25.292 Cool. 520 00:27:29.125 --> 00:27:30.874 I think we both know, 521 00:27:30.875 --> 00:27:34.708 one way or another, my streak is doomed. 522 00:27:47.375 --> 00:27:50.416 Shit, I meant to empty out that trash. 523 00:27:50.417 --> 00:27:51.832 I thought you were on the pill. 524 00:27:51.833 --> 00:27:53.041 It's hard to remember. 525 00:27:53.042 --> 00:27:55.041 You know, you have to take one every single day. 526 00:27:55.042 --> 00:27:56.625 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 527 00:27:57.958 --> 00:27:59.042 And... 528 00:28:00.042 --> 00:28:01.624 And? 529 00:28:01.625 --> 00:28:03.291 Are you... 530 00:28:03.292 --> 00:28:05.042 It's not that big of a deal. 531 00:28:06.042 --> 00:28:11.042 It's early enough that I can take another pill or whatever. 532 00:28:12.208 --> 00:28:13.208 - Yeah. - Yeah. 533 00:28:14.208 --> 00:28:15.499 - Yeah. - Yeah. 534 00:28:15.500 --> 00:28:16.583 Okay. 535 00:28:26.042 --> 00:28:27.624 And-- - Mm-hmm. 536 00:28:27.625 --> 00:28:30.457 - Um, just checking. - Yeah. 537 00:28:30.458 --> 00:28:33.208 A pill is what you want. 538 00:28:35.292 --> 00:28:37.874 Can you even imagine? 539 00:28:37.875 --> 00:28:40.791 No, no. 540 00:28:40.792 --> 00:28:44.708 I mean, I can imagine. 541 00:28:49.958 --> 00:28:51.874 What's happening right now? 542 00:28:51.875 --> 00:28:53.207 I don't know. 543 00:28:53.208 --> 00:28:57.499 I just, after the initial terror subsided, obviously, 544 00:28:57.500 --> 00:28:59.457 I had this strange moment when I saw the box. 545 00:28:59.458 --> 00:29:02.124 Like, am I supposed to be terrified 546 00:29:02.125 --> 00:29:06.792 because it's unexpected or ahead of schedule? 547 00:29:07.792 --> 00:29:10.791 'Cause like is it, is it even? 548 00:29:10.792 --> 00:29:12.124 Yeah, it is. 549 00:29:12.125 --> 00:29:13.583 Olivia, I'm 30. 550 00:29:14.875 --> 00:29:17.457 I was eight when my mom was 30. 551 00:29:17.458 --> 00:29:20.374 My dad had abandoned the whole family by the time he was 30. 552 00:29:20.375 --> 00:29:22.125 I mean, I'm lagging. 553 00:29:25.792 --> 00:29:26.874 That's crazy. 554 00:29:26.875 --> 00:29:28.249 All this time, we thought, like, 555 00:29:28.250 --> 00:29:30.750 I was the "out there" one, but clearly... 556 00:29:31.750 --> 00:29:34.291 Connor, we've never even said-- 557 00:29:34.292 --> 00:29:35.583 I love you. 558 00:29:40.792 --> 00:29:44.499 I guess it would be rude of me not to confess 559 00:29:44.500 --> 00:29:45.667 that I... 560 00:29:47.458 --> 00:29:51.458 I do love you too, I do. 561 00:29:53.458 --> 00:29:55.707 But that doesn't mean that we need to do something bonkers 562 00:29:55.708 --> 00:29:57.457 that we can never, ever take back. 563 00:29:57.458 --> 00:29:59.374 You love me? 564 00:29:59.375 --> 00:30:01.374 You're gonna make me instantly regret saying that, 565 00:30:01.375 --> 00:30:02.457 aren't you? 566 00:30:02.458 --> 00:30:03.791 So, okay. 567 00:30:03.792 --> 00:30:07.207 Just to recap, 568 00:30:07.208 --> 00:30:08.291 you're pregnant. 569 00:30:08.292 --> 00:30:10.791 - Yeah. - And we love each other. 570 00:30:10.792 --> 00:30:12.124 And we've been together for six weeks. 571 00:30:12.125 --> 00:30:14.624 Yeah, but I didn't meet you six weeks ago. 572 00:30:14.625 --> 00:30:16.041 You're great with kids. 573 00:30:16.042 --> 00:30:17.957 Don't you ever think about being a mom? 574 00:30:17.958 --> 00:30:19.041 - Someday. - Someday? 575 00:30:19.042 --> 00:30:20.457 - Yeah, someday. - Someday, 576 00:30:20.458 --> 00:30:23.041 like someday this Fall? - Someday like in five years. 577 00:30:23.042 --> 00:30:25.707 Connor, I like, just can't believe 578 00:30:25.708 --> 00:30:28.332 that you're even considering this right now. 579 00:30:28.333 --> 00:30:31.707 I can't either, but all I know is my heart sank more 580 00:30:31.708 --> 00:30:36.208 when you mentioned the pill and when I saw that box. 581 00:30:39.458 --> 00:30:41.791 Um, I can't think right. 582 00:30:41.792 --> 00:30:45.707 Can, yeah, I just have a-- let me think about it. 583 00:30:45.708 --> 00:30:47.707 - Think about it? - Yeah. 584 00:30:47.708 --> 00:30:49.124 - All right. - Yeah, it's a lot. 585 00:30:49.125 --> 00:30:50.457 - I can work with that. - Okay. 586 00:30:50.458 --> 00:30:51.542 Okay. 587 00:30:53.292 --> 00:30:56.374 Baby steps. 588 00:30:56.375 --> 00:30:57.458 Sorry. 589 00:30:59.042 --> 00:31:02.124 When you picture what you want your life to be like, 590 00:31:02.125 --> 00:31:03.708 what do you see? 591 00:31:05.625 --> 00:31:08.457 What kind of question is that? 592 00:31:08.458 --> 00:31:10.124 You wanna know mine? 593 00:31:10.125 --> 00:31:12.083 It's you and me, and kids, 594 00:31:13.083 --> 00:31:14.625 whenever that is. 595 00:31:19.458 --> 00:31:22.291 Okay, well, let's make a pact then. 596 00:31:22.292 --> 00:31:25.791 When we're 86, if we're still single. 597 00:31:25.792 --> 00:31:27.541 - All right, don't even try. - Okay, 85. 598 00:31:27.542 --> 00:31:29.207 You said you love me. 599 00:31:29.208 --> 00:31:31.167 You can't pretend anymore. 600 00:31:42.708 --> 00:31:45.625 Maybe I like yours too. 601 00:31:54.583 --> 00:31:56.000 Do you mean...? 602 00:31:58.667 --> 00:32:00.167 Yes, dummy. 603 00:32:09.292 --> 00:32:11.874 She asks a lot of questions, but it'll be fine. 604 00:32:11.875 --> 00:32:13.041 Just in and out. 605 00:32:13.042 --> 00:32:14.374 Stick to the plan. 606 00:32:14.375 --> 00:32:15.707 Just saying hi, okay? - Okay. 607 00:32:15.708 --> 00:32:17.041 - Wait. - What? 608 00:32:17.042 --> 00:32:18.416 Do you think you should have worn baggier clothes? 609 00:32:18.417 --> 00:32:19.582 I got a hoodie. - No, it's fine. 610 00:32:19.583 --> 00:32:21.291 Stop it, relax. It's just a friendly visit. 611 00:32:21.292 --> 00:32:22.583 I'm not gonna drop any bombs tonight. 612 00:32:24.875 --> 00:32:26.124 I'm sorry, I panicked. 613 00:32:26.125 --> 00:32:27.957 I don't know why I just said that. 614 00:32:27.958 --> 00:32:29.124 Is she taking it well? 615 00:32:29.125 --> 00:32:30.749 I can't tell. - Hard to say. 616 00:32:30.750 --> 00:32:33.124 She just shoot herself? 617 00:32:33.125 --> 00:32:36.124 I'm gonna be a grandma! 618 00:32:36.125 --> 00:32:37.374 What's the gender? - We don't know. 619 00:32:37.375 --> 00:32:38.791 - What's the due date? - Not sure. 620 00:32:38.792 --> 00:32:40.541 - When's the wedding? - Mom, there's no wedding. 621 00:32:40.542 --> 00:32:42.582 - Do you need any caretaking? - Maybe. 622 00:32:42.583 --> 00:32:45.041 I'm free on Tuesdays and Thursdays after 1:20. 623 00:32:45.042 --> 00:32:46.332 - We'll talk about it. - And some Saturdays. 624 00:32:46.333 --> 00:32:47.332 Thank you, mom. 625 00:32:47.333 --> 00:32:48.416 What are you gonna name it? 626 00:32:48.417 --> 00:32:49.457 Mom. 627 00:32:49.458 --> 00:32:51.957 What are we gonna name our kid? 628 00:32:51.958 --> 00:32:54.292 What about Alice? 629 00:32:55.292 --> 00:32:57.124 As in Wonderland? 630 00:32:57.125 --> 00:33:01.041 Well, no, it was my mom's mom's name 631 00:33:01.042 --> 00:33:02.958 and I always liked it. 632 00:33:04.208 --> 00:33:06.041 Hmm, I don't know. 633 00:33:06.042 --> 00:33:07.916 - Oh, okay. - No, it reminds me 634 00:33:07.917 --> 00:33:10.541 of this girl named Alice from my high school. 635 00:33:10.542 --> 00:33:13.457 Always ate cans of tuna for lunch. 636 00:33:13.458 --> 00:33:15.624 And I'm like, no, not even with mayo. 637 00:33:15.625 --> 00:33:16.791 And it wasn't a poverty thing. 638 00:33:16.792 --> 00:33:18.707 She just like, fucking loved tuna. 639 00:33:18.708 --> 00:33:20.416 It was nauseating. 640 00:33:20.417 --> 00:33:21.583 Jenny? 641 00:33:23.292 --> 00:33:25.374 What are you doing here? 642 00:33:25.375 --> 00:33:27.750 I need to talk to you, Connor. 643 00:33:33.542 --> 00:33:36.124 Well, why, why haven't you taken care of it? 644 00:33:36.125 --> 00:33:38.624 I just don't think that's any of your business. 645 00:33:38.625 --> 00:33:40.207 Jenny, are you even sure it's mine? 646 00:33:40.208 --> 00:33:43.624 Hey, he was using a condom, remember? 647 00:33:43.625 --> 00:33:44.874 I was there, he used a condom. 648 00:33:44.875 --> 00:33:46.792 Not in the morning. 649 00:33:48.208 --> 00:33:49.667 In the morning? 650 00:33:52.125 --> 00:33:53.542 In the morning. 651 00:33:55.125 --> 00:33:56.208 Okay. 652 00:34:01.542 --> 00:34:02.999 I'm out. 653 00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:04.624 Hey, what do you mean you're out? 654 00:34:04.625 --> 00:34:07.207 Good luck, kids, this is one for the storybooks. 655 00:34:07.208 --> 00:34:08.416 What, are you breaking up with me? 656 00:34:08.417 --> 00:34:09.499 I'm not doing this if there's 657 00:34:09.500 --> 00:34:10.832 a side piece, baby mama, absolutely not, 658 00:34:10.833 --> 00:34:11.707 that is not my life. 659 00:34:11.708 --> 00:34:12.916 But we can get through this. 660 00:34:12.917 --> 00:34:13.999 - No. - Right? 661 00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:15.124 Come on, we can, we have to, 662 00:34:15.125 --> 00:34:16.207 we have to get through this. 663 00:34:16.208 --> 00:34:17.791 No, we don't have to get through this. 664 00:34:17.792 --> 00:34:20.917 I can get out of this and that's what I'm gonna do. 665 00:34:23.792 --> 00:34:25.625 The fuck is going on? 666 00:34:26.708 --> 00:34:27.874 Hey, will you wait? 667 00:34:27.875 --> 00:34:29.374 You're overreacting. - Properly reacting. 668 00:34:29.375 --> 00:34:30.957 This is how a normal person reacts. 669 00:34:30.958 --> 00:34:33.457 This has nothing to do with us. 670 00:34:33.458 --> 00:34:34.874 This is apocalyptically bad luck 671 00:34:34.875 --> 00:34:36.541 from before we even had our first date. 672 00:34:36.542 --> 00:34:38.291 And if I had known that you'd fucked somebody else 673 00:34:38.292 --> 00:34:39.541 an hour before you'd asked me out on it, 674 00:34:39.542 --> 00:34:40.707 I would've stuck with no. 675 00:34:40.708 --> 00:34:43.207 You did know. It was your idea. 676 00:34:43.208 --> 00:34:45.374 One hour, eight hours, what difference does it make? 677 00:34:45.375 --> 00:34:47.124 The difference is that I can't have your baby 678 00:34:47.125 --> 00:34:48.957 if you're already having a baby with somebody else, 679 00:34:48.958 --> 00:34:50.041 obviously. 680 00:34:50.042 --> 00:34:51.457 Olivia. 681 00:34:51.458 --> 00:34:53.374 Olivia, please, don't do this. 682 00:34:53.375 --> 00:34:55.125 Get the fuck out of the way! 683 00:35:04.458 --> 00:35:06.707 I'm gonna go. 684 00:35:06.708 --> 00:35:09.041 I think this already went way worse 685 00:35:09.042 --> 00:35:11.375 than I ever expected it to. 686 00:35:12.458 --> 00:35:15.750 What did you want to happen? 687 00:35:19.458 --> 00:35:20.791 I don't know. 688 00:35:20.792 --> 00:35:24.083 I just thought that you might wanna know. 689 00:35:26.333 --> 00:35:27.417 Yeah. 690 00:35:36.292 --> 00:35:37.375 Okay. 691 00:35:39.708 --> 00:35:40.792 Jenny, we... 692 00:35:43.708 --> 00:35:45.874 We can't have a baby together. 693 00:35:45.875 --> 00:35:47.874 That's insane. 694 00:35:47.875 --> 00:35:49.791 Well, it's my decision 695 00:35:49.792 --> 00:35:53.125 and it was already really hard to make. 696 00:35:54.125 --> 00:35:57.208 So, I can do it alone if I have to. 697 00:36:05.708 --> 00:36:10.167 But I also told my parents that you were my boyfriend. 698 00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:13.375 So... 699 00:36:31.125 --> 00:36:33.374 Hi, leave a voicemail if you want. 700 00:36:33.375 --> 00:36:35.708 If it's still 2009, I might listen to it. 701 00:36:42.875 --> 00:36:48.416 So, you had a threesome and you got both girls pregnant? 702 00:36:48.417 --> 00:36:50.124 Technically, I just got both girls 703 00:36:50.125 --> 00:36:52.207 from the threesome pregnant. 704 00:36:52.208 --> 00:36:55.291 And the random stranger that you picked up and raw dogged 705 00:36:55.292 --> 00:36:58.291 happens to be a life-begins- at-conception evangelical. 706 00:36:58.292 --> 00:37:00.207 I don't know what she is, but if you're anti-abortion, 707 00:37:00.208 --> 00:37:01.791 you should not be having three-way. 708 00:37:01.792 --> 00:37:04.707 - That's very true. - It's false advertising. 709 00:37:04.708 --> 00:37:06.124 There should be like a sex prenup 710 00:37:06.125 --> 00:37:09.041 to prevent this kind of thing. - Ooh, yes. 711 00:37:09.042 --> 00:37:10.624 We're having coffee this weekend. 712 00:37:10.625 --> 00:37:12.707 Oh my God, that's so cute. 713 00:37:12.708 --> 00:37:14.957 Try not to get any of the baristas pregnant. 714 00:37:14.958 --> 00:37:16.707 You guys are so lucky to be gay. 715 00:37:16.708 --> 00:37:18.374 Can't get anybody pregnant. 716 00:37:18.375 --> 00:37:19.416 Still try. 717 00:37:19.417 --> 00:37:20.707 You do know the sperm of gay men 718 00:37:20.708 --> 00:37:23.374 has the same capabilities as yours, right? 719 00:37:23.375 --> 00:37:26.207 Look, I didn't even think I finished inside her. 720 00:37:26.208 --> 00:37:28.207 We were in the shower and I didn't want to kill the mood. 721 00:37:28.208 --> 00:37:29.541 Go drip water everywhere. 722 00:37:29.542 --> 00:37:33.250 So, I just, you know, evacuated, tad early. 723 00:37:34.250 --> 00:37:36.541 Okay, so, after thousands of years of perfection, 724 00:37:36.542 --> 00:37:38.707 the pullout method has finally failed. 725 00:37:38.708 --> 00:37:41.374 Thanks, thanks, buddy, pilot on. 726 00:37:41.375 --> 00:37:43.874 That's crazy, that doesn't make any sense. 727 00:37:43.875 --> 00:37:45.374 It's weird. 728 00:37:45.375 --> 00:37:46.874 I spent so much time imagining 729 00:37:46.875 --> 00:37:49.374 what me and Olivia had in store, 730 00:37:49.375 --> 00:37:51.624 so real and clear in my head. 731 00:37:51.625 --> 00:37:55.374 And now it's not gonna be that way, it's gone. 732 00:37:55.375 --> 00:37:57.500 And I miss it somehow. 733 00:37:58.500 --> 00:38:00.750 I miss things that didn't even happen. 734 00:38:02.875 --> 00:38:04.999 Do you wanna just throw some darts at me, let it out? 735 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:06.166 - Is that okay? - Yeah. 736 00:38:06.167 --> 00:38:07.957 - All right, here we go. - Go ahead. 737 00:38:07.958 --> 00:38:10.667 I don't think you're gonna hit me, I've seen you play. 738 00:38:12.167 --> 00:38:13.874 Hey, come on. 739 00:38:13.875 --> 00:38:15.832 Next round's on me, huh? 740 00:38:15.833 --> 00:38:17.667 Okay, who's pregnant now? 741 00:38:20.042 --> 00:38:25.208 ♪ Bring your fine self on home ♪ 742 00:38:27.625 --> 00:38:29.250 ♪ Ooh ♪ 743 00:38:30.292 --> 00:38:31.457 Hi. 744 00:38:31.458 --> 00:38:32.874 I didn't think you'd respond. 745 00:38:32.875 --> 00:38:34.957 Well, it's my birthday 746 00:38:34.958 --> 00:38:38.124 and I'm feeling particularly vulnerable. 747 00:38:38.125 --> 00:38:39.874 Any chance you have a pregnancy fetish? 748 00:38:39.875 --> 00:38:42.374 What? What, why? No. 749 00:38:42.375 --> 00:38:43.541 Are you pregnant? 750 00:38:43.542 --> 00:38:45.457 Your face, I was gonna do a whole bit 751 00:38:45.458 --> 00:38:47.791 pretending that it's yours but doesn't really work 752 00:38:47.792 --> 00:38:49.041 with a guy who has a vasectomy. 753 00:38:49.042 --> 00:38:51.541 Doesn't really set the mood either, so. 754 00:38:51.542 --> 00:38:52.874 And you're keeping it? 755 00:38:52.875 --> 00:38:54.041 Fuck, no. 756 00:38:54.042 --> 00:38:55.374 But you know me. 757 00:38:55.375 --> 00:38:57.374 Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? 758 00:38:57.375 --> 00:38:59.291 That's not how that saying goes. 759 00:38:59.292 --> 00:39:00.957 I'm not here for the conversation. 760 00:39:00.958 --> 00:39:02.291 Good. 761 00:39:02.292 --> 00:39:04.917 Because pregnant women are sexy as fuck! 762 00:39:06.708 --> 00:39:08.457 Since there's only gonna be one kid now, 763 00:39:08.458 --> 00:39:12.791 maybe I could be twice the father, you know? 764 00:39:12.792 --> 00:39:14.957 Like, if you've never sailed before, 765 00:39:14.958 --> 00:39:19.707 it's probably easier to just steer one boat at a time. 766 00:39:19.708 --> 00:39:22.124 It's a weird analogy, I've never even sailed, I'm sorry. 767 00:39:22.125 --> 00:39:24.041 Could we not make jokes about this? 768 00:39:24.042 --> 00:39:25.458 This is my life. 769 00:39:26.542 --> 00:39:27.874 Like, you think I want to be pregnant 770 00:39:27.875 --> 00:39:30.500 with some random person's baby? 771 00:39:31.542 --> 00:39:34.500 I wanted to do this when I was ready. 772 00:39:35.625 --> 00:39:38.124 Or like, at least with someone that I loved. 773 00:39:38.125 --> 00:39:41.874 And here I was thinking that I'd only ruined my life. 774 00:39:41.875 --> 00:39:43.874 Oh, no, no, I don't mean it like that. 775 00:39:43.875 --> 00:39:46.207 You were just being yourself that night. 776 00:39:46.208 --> 00:39:48.541 And I was really trying to be someone else. 777 00:39:48.542 --> 00:39:52.291 And I think I overcompensated so much 778 00:39:52.292 --> 00:39:54.374 that I got what I deserved. 779 00:39:54.375 --> 00:39:56.375 But then, why keep it? 780 00:39:57.875 --> 00:40:00.207 It was clearly a mistake. 781 00:40:00.208 --> 00:40:01.374 No one would judge you. 782 00:40:01.375 --> 00:40:04.374 I mean, I would judge me. 783 00:40:04.375 --> 00:40:09.207 It would be one thing if I actually tried to prevent this 784 00:40:09.208 --> 00:40:10.791 and it happened anyway, 785 00:40:10.792 --> 00:40:13.874 but I didn't do anything to prevent this. 786 00:40:13.875 --> 00:40:15.957 Like, how could you call that a mistake? 787 00:40:15.958 --> 00:40:19.708 That literally makes no sense to me. 788 00:40:20.708 --> 00:40:23.292 But I respect it. 789 00:40:25.542 --> 00:40:29.791 Look, I'm here because I wanna try and do the right thing, 790 00:40:29.792 --> 00:40:31.708 whatever that may be. 791 00:40:33.208 --> 00:40:35.417 - Can we pray? - What? 792 00:40:38.375 --> 00:40:39.458 Oh. 793 00:40:40.458 --> 00:40:41.999 Yeah. Now? 794 00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:44.249 - Mm-hmm. - Yep. 795 00:40:44.250 --> 00:40:45.582 You lead. 796 00:40:45.583 --> 00:40:46.791 Me? 797 00:40:46.792 --> 00:40:48.542 I was hoping you would ask. 798 00:40:51.167 --> 00:40:54.416 ♪ I'm so... ♪ 799 00:40:54.417 --> 00:40:55.499 Are you singing it? 800 00:40:55.500 --> 00:40:56.832 Well, I don't know how to pray. 801 00:40:56.833 --> 00:40:59.332 Am I doing it wrong? 802 00:40:59.333 --> 00:41:00.582 No, I'm messing with you. 803 00:41:00.583 --> 00:41:01.833 Ohh. 804 00:41:03.208 --> 00:41:06.250 That is a relief. 805 00:41:07.250 --> 00:41:09.167 Sorry. 806 00:41:11.167 --> 00:41:12.166 I'm just gonna take this. 807 00:41:12.167 --> 00:41:14.416 - Yeah. - One sec, I'm sorry. 808 00:41:14.417 --> 00:41:16.667 Yeah. 809 00:41:17.833 --> 00:41:18.999 Hey. 810 00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:20.499 If you're trying to talk me out of it, 811 00:41:20.500 --> 00:41:21.582 just save it, okay? 812 00:41:21.583 --> 00:41:23.999 I don't feel bad about it and I don't want to. 813 00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:27.416 No, no, no. I just wanna know you're okay. 814 00:41:27.417 --> 00:41:29.332 Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine. 815 00:41:29.333 --> 00:41:30.749 But I mean, the only other person 816 00:41:30.750 --> 00:41:32.499 whose responsibility this is, is yours. 817 00:41:32.500 --> 00:41:36.791 So I'm gonna need you to like Venmo me or something. 818 00:41:36.792 --> 00:41:38.416 You want me to Venmo you for an abortion 819 00:41:38.417 --> 00:41:40.166 I don't want to have? 820 00:41:40.167 --> 00:41:42.542 Fuckin' PayPal then, I don't care. 821 00:41:47.750 --> 00:41:48.833 Fine. 822 00:41:50.167 --> 00:41:51.458 Thank you. 823 00:41:53.583 --> 00:41:56.499 It's on Tuesday, so I'll let you know the total then. 824 00:41:56.500 --> 00:41:57.582 Okay? 825 00:41:57.583 --> 00:41:58.667 Tuesday? 826 00:41:59.583 --> 00:42:01.666 It's on this, this Tuesday? 827 00:42:01.667 --> 00:42:02.832 Yeah. 828 00:42:02.833 --> 00:42:04.416 Maya and I have to drive to Illinois though, 829 00:42:04.417 --> 00:42:05.499 so that's fun. 830 00:42:05.500 --> 00:42:07.082 Yay, medieval abortion laws. 831 00:42:07.083 --> 00:42:09.000 Everything is a fiery hellscape. 832 00:42:10.250 --> 00:42:14.499 Olivia, can I just see you before you go, please? 833 00:42:14.500 --> 00:42:16.416 I'm not changing my mind. You can go home. 834 00:42:16.417 --> 00:42:17.666 I'm not here to change your mind. 835 00:42:17.667 --> 00:42:19.166 I'm here to support you. 836 00:42:19.167 --> 00:42:21.082 What, support me, how? You make a road trip mix? 837 00:42:21.083 --> 00:42:23.416 Look, I can accept you're not having our baby anymore, 838 00:42:23.417 --> 00:42:25.750 but I can't accept what's happened to us. 839 00:42:28.083 --> 00:42:29.332 I don't wanna do this right now. 840 00:42:29.333 --> 00:42:30.749 Can we fight about it when I get back, please? 841 00:42:30.750 --> 00:42:33.166 Just let me take you. Please. 842 00:42:33.167 --> 00:42:34.166 It's my responsibility. 843 00:42:34.167 --> 00:42:35.749 It's not your responsibility. 844 00:42:35.750 --> 00:42:37.499 I'm not some scared sophomore cheerleader, I'm fine. 845 00:42:37.500 --> 00:42:39.332 Honestly, I don't need you to take me. 846 00:42:39.333 --> 00:42:40.500 I have Maya. 847 00:42:41.583 --> 00:42:45.166 Maya, wouldn't Roger rather I took her, 848 00:42:45.167 --> 00:42:46.417 so you can stay? 849 00:42:47.417 --> 00:42:48.832 No. 850 00:42:48.833 --> 00:42:49.917 Okay. 851 00:42:51.667 --> 00:42:53.332 We started this thing together. 852 00:42:53.333 --> 00:42:54.999 We should end it that way too. - Connor. 853 00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:58.708 Please, I want to have this abortion with you. 854 00:43:10.083 --> 00:43:12.667 I was planning on sleeping most of the way there anyway. 855 00:43:14.667 --> 00:43:18.083 So if it's, like, really important 856 00:43:19.083 --> 00:43:20.582 to you, then fine. 857 00:43:20.583 --> 00:43:22.416 I love you. 858 00:43:22.417 --> 00:43:24.999 I love you. Drive safe. 859 00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:27.500 And yes, I did make a road trip mix. 860 00:43:33.167 --> 00:43:35.083 It's nice to see you. 861 00:43:39.417 --> 00:43:41.375 Nice to see you too. 862 00:43:51.417 --> 00:43:54.416 ♪ And I told myself ♪ 863 00:43:54.417 --> 00:43:58.500 ♪ It's never gonna be the same ♪ 864 00:44:00.417 --> 00:44:02.582 Beautiful drive. 865 00:44:02.583 --> 00:44:03.667 Stunning. 866 00:44:05.167 --> 00:44:06.750 Going back to bed. 867 00:44:11.750 --> 00:44:14.625 ♪ And I told myself ♪ 868 00:44:16.750 --> 00:44:18.541 It's down here, to the right. 869 00:44:18.542 --> 00:44:19.583 Okay. 870 00:44:23.917 --> 00:44:24.958 Okay. 871 00:44:38.417 --> 00:44:40.916 Which option is better? 872 00:44:40.917 --> 00:44:43.582 That's entirely up to you. 873 00:44:43.583 --> 00:44:46.582 Some people prefer to do the procedure here 874 00:44:46.583 --> 00:44:50.082 and know it's completely taken care of. 875 00:44:50.083 --> 00:44:53.749 When you leave here, you know you're no longer pregnant. 876 00:44:53.750 --> 00:44:57.916 Some feel the pills offer a less invasive, 877 00:44:57.917 --> 00:44:59.667 more private option. 878 00:45:01.333 --> 00:45:05.082 I don't know, I'm just, I don't know what to do. 879 00:45:05.083 --> 00:45:07.332 But I don't have to make the decision right now, right? 880 00:45:07.333 --> 00:45:11.416 'Cause I have to think about it for 24 hours. 881 00:45:11.417 --> 00:45:12.749 Isn't there a wait... 882 00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:14.249 - Not here in Illinois. - No, okay. 883 00:45:14.250 --> 00:45:15.582 - No. - Okay. 884 00:45:15.583 --> 00:45:17.916 But you absolutely can take the night 885 00:45:17.917 --> 00:45:19.832 to think it over, if you'd like. 886 00:45:19.833 --> 00:45:20.832 Okay. 887 00:45:20.833 --> 00:45:22.166 We can get you back in tomorrow, 888 00:45:22.167 --> 00:45:23.416 that's no problem. 889 00:45:23.417 --> 00:45:26.375 - Okay, sorry. - Don't be sorry, darling. 890 00:45:28.083 --> 00:45:29.332 Did you know the abortion itself 891 00:45:29.333 --> 00:45:32.499 only takes between five and 10 minutes? 892 00:45:32.500 --> 00:45:34.000 Isn't that weird? 893 00:45:37.333 --> 00:45:39.249 You carry this thing for weeks, 894 00:45:39.250 --> 00:45:41.999 literally growing inside you. 895 00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:43.083 And then... 896 00:45:45.917 --> 00:45:48.583 If it makes you feel better, 897 00:45:50.583 --> 00:45:55.167 my part in making it was also five to 10 minutes, so. 898 00:45:57.667 --> 00:46:00.417 I don't wanna eat that. 899 00:46:03.042 --> 00:46:04.292 You awake? 900 00:46:07.708 --> 00:46:08.792 Yeah. 901 00:46:10.083 --> 00:46:12.167 Can I come over there? 902 00:46:25.083 --> 00:46:26.667 No funny business. 903 00:46:30.250 --> 00:46:32.208 You're the funny one. 904 00:46:33.500 --> 00:46:35.249 I can only do serious business. 905 00:46:35.250 --> 00:46:38.542 Oh my God, I'm the funny one, all right. 906 00:46:42.750 --> 00:46:45.250 Permission to kiss you on the forehead? 907 00:46:53.500 --> 00:46:56.500 Mm, top of the head only. 908 00:46:57.500 --> 00:46:58.583 One peck. 909 00:47:08.833 --> 00:47:10.500 It's gonna be okay. 910 00:47:12.500 --> 00:47:15.917 Can I just, can I just take a minute? 911 00:47:18.750 --> 00:47:19.833 Yeah. 912 00:47:24.250 --> 00:47:27.417 I don't think that I wanna do this. 913 00:47:28.833 --> 00:47:29.832 Really? 914 00:47:29.833 --> 00:47:32.999 Does this make me a Republican? 915 00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:34.000 No. 916 00:47:39.583 --> 00:47:41.582 No, no, no. 917 00:47:41.583 --> 00:47:43.916 We came 300 miles for an abortion 918 00:47:43.917 --> 00:47:46.582 and that is what I'm getting, an abortion. 919 00:47:46.583 --> 00:47:48.332 What? Hey, hey, hang on. 920 00:47:48.333 --> 00:47:49.582 I'm losing my fucking mind right now. 921 00:47:49.583 --> 00:47:50.582 Hang on. 922 00:47:50.583 --> 00:47:51.832 You just said you don't want an abortion, 923 00:47:51.833 --> 00:47:53.499 then looked in my face and changed your mind. 924 00:47:53.500 --> 00:47:55.082 Look, do you not want a baby 925 00:47:55.083 --> 00:47:56.916 'cause you don't want a baby or because you're mad at me? 926 00:47:56.917 --> 00:47:58.916 Even if it's what I want to do, 927 00:47:58.917 --> 00:48:00.416 it doesn't mean it's what I should do. 928 00:48:00.417 --> 00:48:02.082 Since when does Olivia Capitano give a fuck 929 00:48:02.083 --> 00:48:03.249 about what she should do? 930 00:48:03.250 --> 00:48:04.332 Well, maybe Olivia Capitano 931 00:48:04.333 --> 00:48:05.833 doesn't know what she wants at all. 932 00:48:09.042 --> 00:48:10.457 What do you think she wants? 933 00:48:10.458 --> 00:48:11.999 You claim to know her so well. 934 00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:13.082 I think Olivia Capitano-- 935 00:48:13.083 --> 00:48:14.832 You can stop that whole thing now. 936 00:48:14.833 --> 00:48:16.042 Okay, I think that you... 937 00:48:17.167 --> 00:48:18.416 I think if you go in there 938 00:48:18.417 --> 00:48:20.166 and have an abortion, you won't regret it. 939 00:48:20.167 --> 00:48:22.750 But I think you wanna keep it. 940 00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:28.749 So, you're saying keeping it wouldn't be a huge mistake. 941 00:48:28.750 --> 00:48:31.624 I will make sure it isn't. 942 00:48:31.625 --> 00:48:32.999 Why did you have to go 943 00:48:33.000 --> 00:48:35.625 and have the world's most potent fucking sperm? 944 00:48:38.417 --> 00:48:40.499 A week ago, I can't, really, 945 00:48:40.500 --> 00:48:42.249 it's just like I felt like I had everything, 946 00:48:42.250 --> 00:48:44.499 I did, I was actually happy. 947 00:48:44.500 --> 00:48:48.417 And if I can hold on to some of that, then... 948 00:48:50.333 --> 00:48:52.082 Are you sure? 949 00:48:52.083 --> 00:48:53.167 No. 950 00:48:56.417 --> 00:48:58.083 That's my decision. 951 00:49:13.792 --> 00:49:15.417 Let's go home. 952 00:49:16.917 --> 00:49:18.832 ♪ People tell me that I'm not as strong-- ♪ 953 00:49:18.833 --> 00:49:20.125 Glad you came. 954 00:49:22.333 --> 00:49:24.249 Wanted persistence for the win. 955 00:49:24.250 --> 00:49:25.832 ♪ If they don't see me around ♪ 956 00:49:25.833 --> 00:49:28.249 ♪ You know they think there's something is wrong with me ♪ 957 00:49:28.250 --> 00:49:32.582 It is always hard to reconcile how cool you are, 958 00:49:32.583 --> 00:49:34.999 but the fact that you listen to this kind of music, 959 00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:36.417 I'm sorry, I... 960 00:49:37.167 --> 00:49:38.333 And skip. 961 00:49:41.625 --> 00:49:42.707 What is this? 962 00:49:42.708 --> 00:49:43.916 What's what? 963 00:49:43.917 --> 00:49:45.582 Who's Kevin Winebar? 964 00:49:45.583 --> 00:49:46.666 Gimme my phone. 965 00:49:46.667 --> 00:49:48.082 His wife's out of town, no, what is it? 966 00:49:48.083 --> 00:49:50.082 Jesus Christ, we're in a moving car! 967 00:49:50.083 --> 00:49:52.082 - Don't read my texts. - Olivia. 968 00:49:52.083 --> 00:49:53.749 You know what, that's it. 969 00:49:53.750 --> 00:49:56.000 What are doing right now? 970 00:49:57.000 --> 00:49:59.083 Connor. - Yeah. 971 00:50:02.750 --> 00:50:03.916 You can't give me shit for this. 972 00:50:03.917 --> 00:50:06.082 We broke up. - We were in love. 973 00:50:06.083 --> 00:50:08.749 We were having a, we are having a baby. 974 00:50:08.750 --> 00:50:10.166 And you're already fucking somebody else? 975 00:50:10.167 --> 00:50:12.332 No, no, no, no, I'm not fucking somebody else. 976 00:50:12.333 --> 00:50:13.749 I fucked somebody else. 977 00:50:13.750 --> 00:50:14.916 Just because he wants to do it again 978 00:50:14.917 --> 00:50:16.332 doesn't mean that I want to. 979 00:50:16.333 --> 00:50:17.749 I honestly, I don't. 980 00:50:17.750 --> 00:50:19.416 Sorry, so, I can't be hurt about it, 981 00:50:19.417 --> 00:50:20.916 'cause it was just the one time? 982 00:50:20.917 --> 00:50:23.666 I'm allowed to try and feel better. 983 00:50:23.667 --> 00:50:25.166 We're supposed to be there for each other. 984 00:50:25.167 --> 00:50:27.249 I'm the one who gets to try and make you feel better. 985 00:50:27.250 --> 00:50:28.499 You got somebody else pregnant. 986 00:50:28.500 --> 00:50:29.499 That was an accident. 987 00:50:29.500 --> 00:50:31.416 We weren't even together yet. 988 00:50:31.417 --> 00:50:33.416 And we're not together now. 989 00:50:33.417 --> 00:50:34.999 Connor, you said that we could do this trip 990 00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:36.082 without you bringing this shit up 991 00:50:36.083 --> 00:50:37.332 and now you're bringing this shit up. 992 00:50:37.333 --> 00:50:38.999 I said, I said that when I saw that box, 993 00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:40.249 my life was changed. 994 00:50:40.250 --> 00:50:42.166 Everything I've done since then has been with you, 995 00:50:42.167 --> 00:50:44.332 and that baby, and the rest of our lives in mind. 996 00:50:44.333 --> 00:50:46.332 Stupidly, I thought you were the same. 997 00:50:46.333 --> 00:50:47.416 That other baby's gonna be around 998 00:50:47.417 --> 00:50:49.082 for the rest of your life too. So is Jenny. 999 00:50:49.083 --> 00:50:50.166 - Yeah. - Okay? 1000 00:50:50.167 --> 00:50:52.124 Whatever we had before, it doesn't exist anymore 1001 00:50:52.125 --> 00:50:54.125 and it can't come back. - You can say that again. 1002 00:51:27.667 --> 00:51:29.916 Two girls pregnant? 1003 00:51:29.917 --> 00:51:31.500 Come on, Connor! 1004 00:51:32.917 --> 00:51:35.416 I feel a little bad for my grandkids, 1005 00:51:35.417 --> 00:51:38.666 because they're inheriting your moronic genes. 1006 00:51:38.667 --> 00:51:41.166 Well, where'd you think I got my genes from, huh? 1007 00:51:41.167 --> 00:51:42.333 Touche. 1008 00:51:43.333 --> 00:51:46.582 Coffee with a splash of whiskey. 1009 00:51:46.583 --> 00:51:48.999 Oh, wow, didn't even check to see if I was joking. 1010 00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:51.082 Just sort of dove right in. 1011 00:51:51.083 --> 00:51:52.250 Hmm. 1012 00:51:57.833 --> 00:52:01.666 I'm really sorry Olivia's pulling away. 1013 00:52:01.667 --> 00:52:04.666 I like her, I really like her, 1014 00:52:04.667 --> 00:52:07.332 but she doesn't know what she wants. 1015 00:52:07.333 --> 00:52:09.249 She said she wanted us. 1016 00:52:09.250 --> 00:52:12.707 Without any prompting from you. 1017 00:52:12.708 --> 00:52:14.499 You don't think there's a special someone out there 1018 00:52:14.500 --> 00:52:17.249 for everybody? - No. 1019 00:52:17.250 --> 00:52:20.749 No, and everybody who does is a fucking maniac, Connor. 1020 00:52:20.750 --> 00:52:21.957 Or maybe, you know what? 1021 00:52:21.958 --> 00:52:24.249 Actually maybe there is a perfect person for somebody, 1022 00:52:24.250 --> 00:52:25.999 but the world is so fucking humongous. 1023 00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:27.749 How the fuck are you gonna find that perfect person? 1024 00:52:27.750 --> 00:52:30.582 So, we're all just running around unhappy, 1025 00:52:30.583 --> 00:52:32.166 cheating, or getting divorced. 1026 00:52:32.167 --> 00:52:34.916 You literally just got married. 1027 00:52:34.917 --> 00:52:37.082 Gay people are different. 1028 00:52:37.083 --> 00:52:38.499 We are so different. 1029 00:52:38.500 --> 00:52:40.416 We can say marriage is forever, look at Hugh Jackman. 1030 00:52:40.417 --> 00:52:42.332 But I actually do just think I can convince her 1031 00:52:42.333 --> 00:52:44.332 that I'm right, and she's wrong. 1032 00:52:44.333 --> 00:52:45.499 Oh my God. 1033 00:52:45.500 --> 00:52:47.750 How did I raise such a man? 1034 00:52:49.333 --> 00:52:50.625 Wonderfully. 1035 00:52:51.625 --> 00:52:53.249 Don't forget, there's another girl 1036 00:52:53.250 --> 00:52:56.916 who may appreciate your supportive partner energy 1037 00:52:56.917 --> 00:52:59.082 and you have a responsibility to her too. 1038 00:52:59.083 --> 00:53:01.542 And to her baby, most of all. 1039 00:53:02.833 --> 00:53:05.082 I actually do think Jenny has an OBGYN appointment 1040 00:53:05.083 --> 00:53:06.166 coming up. 1041 00:53:06.167 --> 00:53:08.375 Perfect, take her to it. 1042 00:53:09.375 --> 00:53:11.249 What if she gets the wrong idea? 1043 00:53:11.250 --> 00:53:14.666 And I'm like, wanting to shack up or... 1044 00:53:14.667 --> 00:53:16.000 Take a friend. 1045 00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:18.582 This is so exciting. 1046 00:53:18.583 --> 00:53:20.582 Yeah. Thanks for coming. 1047 00:53:20.583 --> 00:53:23.166 Dude, of course, would never miss this. 1048 00:53:23.167 --> 00:53:25.916 Wait, I never even really saw her. 1049 00:53:25.917 --> 00:53:27.666 She's beautiful. - Yeah. 1050 00:53:27.667 --> 00:53:29.832 Is she still up for threesomes? 1051 00:53:29.833 --> 00:53:30.917 Fuck. 1052 00:53:32.250 --> 00:53:33.832 Ugh, fuck. 1053 00:53:33.833 --> 00:53:35.582 That's the mother of my child, you disgusting animal. 1054 00:53:35.583 --> 00:53:37.082 Don't make me regret bringing you. 1055 00:53:37.083 --> 00:53:38.416 - Hi. - Hi. 1056 00:53:38.417 --> 00:53:40.666 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey, have a seat. 1057 00:53:40.667 --> 00:53:41.957 - It's okay. - Come on in. 1058 00:53:41.958 --> 00:53:43.499 - Hey. - Someone else is here. 1059 00:53:43.500 --> 00:53:44.749 Yes, this is Greg. 1060 00:53:44.750 --> 00:53:46.749 - Hi, I'm Greg Demopolis. - Hi. 1061 00:53:46.750 --> 00:53:48.582 I'm here to support him while he supports you, 1062 00:53:48.583 --> 00:53:52.332 which I guess means you're supporting me, if that's cool. 1063 00:53:52.333 --> 00:53:55.000 Do you always bring an extra person? 1064 00:53:56.250 --> 00:53:57.624 Wait, I like you. 1065 00:53:57.625 --> 00:54:00.125 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1066 00:54:02.583 --> 00:54:04.082 So, like, I hate to ask because you know, 1067 00:54:04.083 --> 00:54:05.999 it's like, gauche and reductionist and everything, 1068 00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:08.582 but like, what do you do? 1069 00:54:08.583 --> 00:54:12.416 I'm in grad school, but I work at a soup kitchen. 1070 00:54:12.417 --> 00:54:13.916 Oh, you work at a soup kitchen? 1071 00:54:13.917 --> 00:54:15.791 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 1072 00:54:15.792 --> 00:54:17.416 You didn't know what she did? 1073 00:54:17.417 --> 00:54:19.374 She doesn't know what I do either. 1074 00:54:19.375 --> 00:54:21.375 Aren't you a recording engineer? 1075 00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:25.082 Yep. 1076 00:54:25.083 --> 00:54:26.832 It's a non-profit. 1077 00:54:26.833 --> 00:54:30.332 We do like, bag lunches and hot meals for unhoused people 1078 00:54:30.333 --> 00:54:33.249 and low income families and stuff. 1079 00:54:33.250 --> 00:54:35.832 Wow, you are making me seem like more of an asshole 1080 00:54:35.833 --> 00:54:36.916 than usual. 1081 00:54:36.917 --> 00:54:37.999 No. 1082 00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:39.374 I just help yuppies get fucked up. 1083 00:54:39.375 --> 00:54:40.874 You're a drug dealer? 1084 00:54:40.875 --> 00:54:43.416 No, I am a bartender, 1085 00:54:43.417 --> 00:54:45.749 but I work at the place where you two met, remember? 1086 00:54:45.750 --> 00:54:46.874 Three-way ticket to pound town. 1087 00:54:46.875 --> 00:54:47.957 - Whoa, okay. - Ohh. 1088 00:54:47.958 --> 00:54:49.582 Too glib there, chief. 1089 00:54:49.583 --> 00:54:51.416 Hey, I don't think you're glib. 1090 00:54:51.417 --> 00:54:54.082 I think you are very honest and direct. 1091 00:54:54.083 --> 00:54:55.499 - I appreciate that. - Yeah, it's unique. 1092 00:54:55.500 --> 00:54:56.999 I feel like you give it to me straight, 1093 00:54:57.000 --> 00:54:58.041 you know what I mean? 1094 00:54:58.042 --> 00:55:00.166 All right, not totally straight. 1095 00:55:00.167 --> 00:55:01.666 So, was the threesome your first time? 1096 00:55:01.667 --> 00:55:03.666 Or like-- - Whoa, dude, what the fuck? 1097 00:55:03.667 --> 00:55:05.332 Why? Why would you ask that? 1098 00:55:05.333 --> 00:55:07.499 I just heard there was a religious element. 1099 00:55:07.500 --> 00:55:08.749 Maybe I'm projecting. 1100 00:55:08.750 --> 00:55:10.916 You don't have to answer him, Jenny, okay? 1101 00:55:10.917 --> 00:55:13.166 It was not my first time, definitely not. 1102 00:55:13.167 --> 00:55:15.832 Okay, so what was your first time like? 1103 00:55:15.833 --> 00:55:17.582 Greg, shut the fuck up. 1104 00:55:17.583 --> 00:55:19.082 It's okay, seriously. 1105 00:55:19.083 --> 00:55:20.582 Okay, I'm sorry. 1106 00:55:20.583 --> 00:55:22.666 You can involve her in all your little twisted hedonistic 1107 00:55:22.667 --> 00:55:26.582 sex games, but I can't ask her a simple question, Connor? 1108 00:55:26.583 --> 00:55:28.417 Continue, if you may. 1109 00:55:29.583 --> 00:55:33.916 Okay, well it was my senior year production of "Cats" 1110 00:55:33.917 --> 00:55:36.416 and it was during intermission. 1111 00:55:36.417 --> 00:55:37.999 All right. 1112 00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:40.166 - Rum Tum Tugger. - Okay. 1113 00:55:40.167 --> 00:55:41.999 Fucked me behind the back curtain. 1114 00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:42.999 - Wow, Cat-- - Okay. 1115 00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:44.332 - Wow. - Yeah. 1116 00:55:44.333 --> 00:55:45.332 Amazing. 1117 00:55:45.333 --> 00:55:46.749 And you're fully in character? 1118 00:55:46.750 --> 00:55:48.582 - Oh, full costume. - Full costume. 1119 00:55:48.583 --> 00:55:50.582 So, you lost it before Connor? 1120 00:55:50.583 --> 00:55:52.249 He was a late bloomer, yeah. 1121 00:55:52.250 --> 00:55:55.082 I mean, 'cause I forgot to bring condom to prom, okay? 1122 00:55:55.083 --> 00:55:58.082 Yeah, and he never has unprotected sex. 1123 00:55:58.083 --> 00:56:00.082 It's like, principle. 1124 00:56:00.083 --> 00:56:01.249 How late was the bloom? 1125 00:56:01.250 --> 00:56:04.166 - We don't have to talk-- - 22, yeah. 1126 00:56:04.167 --> 00:56:05.499 He was, 1127 00:56:05.500 --> 00:56:08.999 22 years old. 1128 00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:11.166 We'll be doing a physical exam today, 1129 00:56:11.167 --> 00:56:13.666 which will include a breast and pelvic exam. 1130 00:56:13.667 --> 00:56:15.166 We'll do some blood tests 1131 00:56:15.167 --> 00:56:18.249 and urine studies just to establish a baseline, 1132 00:56:18.250 --> 00:56:20.666 and we'll do a vaginal ultrasound 1133 00:56:20.667 --> 00:56:23.500 to try and hear the baby's heartbeat. 1134 00:56:27.083 --> 00:56:30.000 Greg, what are you doing here? 1135 00:56:31.917 --> 00:56:35.042 Oh boy, this is too good. 1136 00:56:36.458 --> 00:56:37.707 Hey, what are you-- 1137 00:56:37.708 --> 00:56:39.249 You decided to bring her to my doctor? 1138 00:56:39.250 --> 00:56:40.582 I don't own the doctor. 1139 00:56:40.583 --> 00:56:42.124 What do I know about finding an obstetrician? 1140 00:56:42.125 --> 00:56:43.374 It was this or Yelp. 1141 00:56:43.375 --> 00:56:45.707 So, Yelp, that's how I found this place. 1142 00:56:45.708 --> 00:56:46.916 What does she not have her own OB? 1143 00:56:46.917 --> 00:56:48.874 - I do, I-- - So, why are you here? 1144 00:56:48.875 --> 00:56:50.957 I just, I did, I mean, I've, 1145 00:56:50.958 --> 00:56:53.832 I have known her since I was 13 and I was embarrassed. 1146 00:56:53.833 --> 00:56:55.707 This is insane. 1147 00:56:55.708 --> 00:56:57.458 I thought you were... 1148 00:56:59.042 --> 00:57:01.874 Oh, are you like, mad I didn't get an abortion or something? 1149 00:57:01.875 --> 00:57:03.457 - Oh my God. - No, I just, 1150 00:57:03.458 --> 00:57:04.624 I thought that you-- - Thought what? 1151 00:57:04.625 --> 00:57:05.624 It's none of your business, remember? 1152 00:57:05.625 --> 00:57:06.957 Olivia, will you lay off her? 1153 00:57:06.958 --> 00:57:09.374 Connor, I am way too hormonal for surprises 1154 00:57:09.375 --> 00:57:10.541 right now, okay. 1155 00:57:10.542 --> 00:57:13.791 This is so uncomfortable and awkward. 1156 00:57:13.792 --> 00:57:15.832 This person wants to die right now. 1157 00:57:15.833 --> 00:57:16.832 You know what? 1158 00:57:16.833 --> 00:57:18.374 I think maybe you should just go in with her. 1159 00:57:18.375 --> 00:57:19.791 I don't want him to go in with me. 1160 00:57:19.792 --> 00:57:22.291 I don't really wanna see either of you two right now. 1161 00:57:22.292 --> 00:57:23.874 Look, if you let him go in with you, 1162 00:57:23.875 --> 00:57:25.541 I'll find another doctor, okay? 1163 00:57:25.542 --> 00:57:27.541 Well, why do you care so much? 1164 00:57:27.542 --> 00:57:30.374 Because our kids are basically twins. 1165 00:57:30.375 --> 00:57:32.082 And the mother of my kid's twin yells at me 1166 00:57:32.083 --> 00:57:33.207 every time she sees me. 1167 00:57:33.208 --> 00:57:35.041 - I'm not yelling at you! - And, well, now I'm yelling 1168 00:57:35.042 --> 00:57:37.374 and, you know, you were like the coolest person 1169 00:57:37.375 --> 00:57:39.207 I'd ever met. 1170 00:57:39.208 --> 00:57:42.291 And I really, I actually thought you liked me. 1171 00:57:42.292 --> 00:57:44.207 And this is already so hard. 1172 00:57:44.208 --> 00:57:46.792 Can't we just help each other? 1173 00:57:50.292 --> 00:57:52.292 You are like, so nice. 1174 00:57:53.542 --> 00:57:55.458 What's wrong with you? 1175 00:58:02.042 --> 00:58:06.707 I shouldn't have been such a fucking bitch to you just now. 1176 00:58:06.708 --> 00:58:08.416 That was not fair or nice. 1177 00:58:08.417 --> 00:58:11.374 - That's all right. - And I'm embarrassed. 1178 00:58:11.375 --> 00:58:15.750 I know, I fucked up your life pretty bad, so I get it. 1179 00:58:16.958 --> 00:58:18.791 It's not your fault. 1180 00:58:18.792 --> 00:58:20.041 It's nobody's fault. 1181 00:58:20.042 --> 00:58:21.332 No, it's Connor's fault. 1182 00:58:21.333 --> 00:58:23.625 - It's Connor's fault. - Yeah. 1183 00:58:24.792 --> 00:58:28.500 She really knows how to get what she wants, huh? 1184 00:58:38.125 --> 00:58:41.707 Hi, I'm sorry, did you forget something? 1185 00:58:41.708 --> 00:58:43.625 Other than a condom? 1186 00:58:44.625 --> 00:58:46.625 O...kay, yeah. 1187 00:58:49.208 --> 00:58:51.166 Wow. Thank you for buying that. 1188 00:58:51.167 --> 00:58:52.457 Huh? Oh, yeah. 1189 00:58:52.458 --> 00:58:55.457 Did not realize cribs were so expensive. 1190 00:58:55.458 --> 00:58:58.624 You know, in Finland, babies sleep in boxes 1191 00:58:58.625 --> 00:59:00.291 that are provided by the government. 1192 00:59:00.292 --> 00:59:02.874 Oh, well, why didn't you say? 1193 00:59:02.875 --> 00:59:04.541 I could've just bought you a ticket to Finland 1194 00:59:04.542 --> 00:59:06.291 for the same price. 1195 00:59:06.292 --> 00:59:07.707 Hey, could you you grab that? - Oh, yeah. 1196 00:59:07.708 --> 00:59:08.957 - Sorry. - No, you're good. 1197 00:59:08.958 --> 00:59:10.000 Ah. 1198 00:59:11.875 --> 00:59:14.708 I'm fine. 1199 00:59:16.042 --> 00:59:18.875 Oh my God. Whew. 1200 00:59:21.792 --> 00:59:25.416 I just wanted to say, I'm sorry 1201 00:59:25.417 --> 00:59:29.207 that I never called you after that night we first met. 1202 00:59:29.208 --> 00:59:30.374 Sorry, sorry. 1203 00:59:30.375 --> 00:59:33.291 Oh, no, that's typical dating, isn't it? 1204 00:59:33.292 --> 00:59:35.041 It's just, I don't want you to think 1205 00:59:35.042 --> 00:59:37.041 that it wasn't genuine. 1206 00:59:37.042 --> 00:59:40.041 That was a very genuine threesome. 1207 00:59:40.042 --> 00:59:41.666 I'm trying to be serious. 1208 00:59:41.667 --> 00:59:42.832 Okay. 1209 00:59:42.833 --> 00:59:46.499 And are you just apologizing or is this going somewhere? 1210 00:59:46.500 --> 00:59:49.124 Whatever else is happening in my life right now, 1211 00:59:49.125 --> 00:59:52.707 I want you to know that I'm on your side. 1212 00:59:52.708 --> 00:59:55.624 Well, since you brought it up, 1213 00:59:55.625 --> 00:59:59.749 my parents are pretty anxious to meet my boyfriend, 1214 00:59:59.750 --> 01:00:00.917 baby daddy. 1215 01:00:02.375 --> 01:00:06.124 Oh, they, they still think that I'm... 1216 01:00:06.125 --> 01:00:07.832 It would only be this once. 1217 01:00:07.833 --> 01:00:10.333 I am going to tell them soon. 1218 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:13.042 Okay. 1219 01:00:14.042 --> 01:00:15.791 - Yeah? - Yeah, okay. 1220 01:00:15.792 --> 01:00:16.875 Thank you. 1221 01:00:17.875 --> 01:00:19.291 Also, I know it was a chaotic time, 1222 01:00:19.292 --> 01:00:22.541 but I really am sorry for sort of, 1223 01:00:22.542 --> 01:00:25.291 sort of asking you to get an aborsh. 1224 01:00:25.292 --> 01:00:27.999 Oh, that's, don't ever call it that. 1225 01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:29.707 No, nope. 1226 01:00:29.708 --> 01:00:30.874 And don't let anything like that slip 1227 01:00:30.875 --> 01:00:31.999 when you're with my parents. 1228 01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:34.291 No, I'm a parents' wet dream, honestly. 1229 01:00:34.292 --> 01:00:35.458 Oh. 1230 01:00:38.458 --> 01:00:41.457 I wanna know the sex of the baby. 1231 01:00:41.458 --> 01:00:44.207 Didn't you want to be surprised? 1232 01:00:44.208 --> 01:00:46.124 You said you didn't want any gender specific clothes. 1233 01:00:46.125 --> 01:00:49.750 I think I've had enough surprises for one pregnancy. 1234 01:00:50.750 --> 01:00:51.833 What is it? 1235 01:00:53.208 --> 01:00:56.707 I'm happy to report you'll soon be proud parents 1236 01:00:56.708 --> 01:00:59.917 to a beautiful baby girl. 1237 01:01:09.208 --> 01:01:10.458 I knew it. 1238 01:01:11.708 --> 01:01:12.917 That's crazy. 1239 01:01:16.542 --> 01:01:18.374 You didn't seem that excited. 1240 01:01:18.375 --> 01:01:20.666 Of course I'm excited. 1241 01:01:20.667 --> 01:01:22.624 When the doctor said it was a girl, 1242 01:01:22.625 --> 01:01:26.041 I was really excited, I wanted to hug you. 1243 01:01:26.042 --> 01:01:28.374 And then I thought, no, don't, she won't want that. 1244 01:01:28.375 --> 01:01:29.957 It'll ruin the moment for her. 1245 01:01:29.958 --> 01:01:34.207 And realizing that, it kind of put a damper on things for me. 1246 01:01:34.208 --> 01:01:37.000 That all went through your head in like, two seconds? 1247 01:01:38.292 --> 01:01:39.417 Yeah. 1248 01:01:40.417 --> 01:01:42.207 I'm sorry, it's dumb. 1249 01:01:42.208 --> 01:01:44.624 And I didn't need to tell you. 1250 01:01:44.625 --> 01:01:46.708 No, I understand. 1251 01:01:50.125 --> 01:01:51.708 Do you, though? 1252 01:01:53.042 --> 01:01:54.375 I think so. 1253 01:01:55.625 --> 01:01:57.333 I'm not sure I do. 1254 01:02:03.708 --> 01:02:05.291 I'm not sure why we're doing this version 1255 01:02:05.292 --> 01:02:07.374 where I ruin the special moment 1256 01:02:07.375 --> 01:02:10.041 and get all emo in the parking lot. 1257 01:02:10.042 --> 01:02:11.416 I could, 'cause we could have it so much better. 1258 01:02:11.417 --> 01:02:12.707 We could. 1259 01:02:12.708 --> 01:02:17.124 When I saw that text from Kevin Winebar, 1260 01:02:17.125 --> 01:02:21.791 a name which is seared in my brain by the way, it sucked. 1261 01:02:21.792 --> 01:02:23.082 But I can get past it. 1262 01:02:23.083 --> 01:02:24.291 I know it's not the same. 1263 01:02:24.292 --> 01:02:25.624 I know what we have with Jenny 1264 01:02:25.625 --> 01:02:28.374 is more permanent and complicated, I know. 1265 01:02:28.375 --> 01:02:30.957 Don't you think if we try, if we really try, 1266 01:02:30.958 --> 01:02:32.374 we could get past it too? 1267 01:02:32.375 --> 01:02:33.791 No, I-- 1268 01:02:33.792 --> 01:02:35.041 Why? 1269 01:02:35.042 --> 01:02:37.166 Because it makes me feel pathetic. 1270 01:02:37.167 --> 01:02:38.166 Pathetic? 1271 01:02:38.167 --> 01:02:40.207 Yeah, I feel fucking pathetic. 1272 01:02:40.208 --> 01:02:43.207 For you, yeah, it's not that bad, you know? 1273 01:02:43.208 --> 01:02:45.624 You knocked up two hot babes. 1274 01:02:45.625 --> 01:02:47.457 You know that every guy that finds that out 1275 01:02:47.458 --> 01:02:48.791 for the rest of your life is gonna be like, 1276 01:02:48.792 --> 01:02:50.624 "Damn, that Connor, what a fucking stud." 1277 01:02:50.625 --> 01:02:51.874 And then for me, of course they're thinking. 1278 01:02:51.875 --> 01:02:54.041 "Shit, her dude knocked up another girl 1279 01:02:54.042 --> 01:02:56.624 at the exact same time and she's gonna take him back? 1280 01:02:56.625 --> 01:02:58.707 How weak is that, how desperate is she? 1281 01:02:58.708 --> 01:02:59.999 How pathetic is she, how--" 1282 01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:03.042 No, thank you, you know? It's just... 1283 01:03:05.875 --> 01:03:07.207 Sure was a lot in there 1284 01:03:07.208 --> 01:03:08.707 about what other people think. 1285 01:03:08.708 --> 01:03:10.208 It's what I think. 1286 01:03:13.125 --> 01:03:16.417 It's not about getting past something. 1287 01:03:18.458 --> 01:03:19.791 It's about a new reality. 1288 01:03:19.792 --> 01:03:21.792 One that I don't want. 1289 01:03:25.292 --> 01:03:27.457 And I'm sorry, it's dumb. 1290 01:03:27.458 --> 01:03:29.792 And I didn't need to tell you. 1291 01:03:34.542 --> 01:03:39.957 I'm not sure I've ever heard you say "I'm sorry" before. 1292 01:03:39.958 --> 01:03:42.542 And you never will again. 1293 01:03:43.708 --> 01:03:45.458 I'm glad you're having a girl. 1294 01:03:50.458 --> 01:03:54.458 Maybe Alice is back in the mix for a name. 1295 01:03:55.958 --> 01:03:58.207 Maybe? Maybe. 1296 01:03:58.208 --> 01:03:59.624 Maybe? 1297 01:03:59.625 --> 01:04:00.582 Maybe. 1298 01:04:00.583 --> 01:04:02.708 Maybe for you and Jenny. 1299 01:04:11.875 --> 01:04:13.207 Is this a weird hug? 1300 01:04:13.208 --> 01:04:16.124 If you have to ask, then yes, it's a weird hug. 1301 01:04:16.125 --> 01:04:17.292 Thought so. 1302 01:04:18.542 --> 01:04:20.000 I don't hate it. 1303 01:04:21.958 --> 01:04:24.124 Hi, everybody, I'm Greg. 1304 01:04:24.125 --> 01:04:29.208 Olivia and I have been physical life partners for... 1305 01:04:31.292 --> 01:04:34.291 ...sssssix years. 1306 01:04:34.292 --> 01:04:35.957 We're technically divorced, yeah. 1307 01:04:35.958 --> 01:04:38.874 We don't know the gender of the child yet, 1308 01:04:38.875 --> 01:04:41.291 but we do know that gender is a lie. 1309 01:04:41.292 --> 01:04:42.707 Did we talk about the conception? 1310 01:04:42.708 --> 01:04:44.041 I don't think we talked about the conception. 1311 01:04:44.042 --> 01:04:46.582 - But we can talk about it. - We're past that now. 1312 01:04:46.583 --> 01:04:47.791 That pretty much sums it up. 1313 01:04:47.792 --> 01:04:48.957 - The name. - The name. 1314 01:04:48.958 --> 01:04:51.374 The name is gonna be Elon. 1315 01:04:51.375 --> 01:04:54.624 Thank you, Greg, very creative. 1316 01:04:54.625 --> 01:04:56.791 - Namaste. - Okay. 1317 01:04:56.792 --> 01:04:58.624 How about you guys? 1318 01:04:58.625 --> 01:05:02.541 Hi, I'm Jenny, this is Connor. 1319 01:05:02.542 --> 01:05:05.291 We're not married either, 1320 01:05:05.292 --> 01:05:09.791 but we haven't even really been together very long. 1321 01:05:09.792 --> 01:05:12.167 But we're optimistic. 1322 01:05:13.167 --> 01:05:18.291 Yeah, we are together in our dedication 1323 01:05:18.292 --> 01:05:21.291 in bringing this baby into the best possible 1324 01:05:21.292 --> 01:05:23.332 situation that we can. 1325 01:05:23.333 --> 01:05:24.874 Thank you for sharing. 1326 01:05:24.875 --> 01:05:28.791 What a lovely sentiment from a lovely person. 1327 01:05:28.792 --> 01:05:30.957 - Hi. - Whoa, hi. 1328 01:05:30.958 --> 01:05:32.792 Cool place to stand. 1329 01:05:33.792 --> 01:05:35.374 Dumb question. 1330 01:05:35.375 --> 01:05:39.374 You and Jenny aren't like, banging or anything, right? 1331 01:05:39.375 --> 01:05:41.624 You're right. That is a dumb question. 1332 01:05:41.625 --> 01:05:42.916 Why would you think that? 1333 01:05:42.917 --> 01:05:44.624 I don't know, the fact that you guys 1334 01:05:44.625 --> 01:05:45.957 had already signed up for this class 1335 01:05:45.958 --> 01:05:49.874 and all the stuff that she said about you guys in there. 1336 01:05:49.875 --> 01:05:51.457 Are you naming our kid Elon? 1337 01:05:51.458 --> 01:05:54.707 So, there's nothing happening at all, right? 1338 01:05:54.708 --> 01:05:55.833 No. 1339 01:05:58.458 --> 01:06:01.874 Wait, it's so nice to finally meet you, Connor. 1340 01:06:01.875 --> 01:06:04.624 If I'm being honest, I'd been a tad bit worried 1341 01:06:04.625 --> 01:06:07.457 when I heard about Jenny's situation, 1342 01:06:07.458 --> 01:06:11.291 but I'm just, I'm so relieved that she has a man 1343 01:06:11.292 --> 01:06:13.291 who can take care of her. 1344 01:06:13.292 --> 01:06:17.124 Well, we're taking care of each other. 1345 01:06:17.125 --> 01:06:19.374 I guess it's good that we didn't meet too soon, 1346 01:06:19.375 --> 01:06:23.625 you know, right after the unexpected news, but... 1347 01:06:24.958 --> 01:06:26.541 Oh, okay, excuse me. 1348 01:06:26.542 --> 01:06:29.041 You know what would would be fun? 1349 01:06:29.042 --> 01:06:30.707 Do you remember the little videos 1350 01:06:30.708 --> 01:06:33.374 that you used to make? Connor. - Oh, no, no. 1351 01:06:33.375 --> 01:06:34.791 We had a little Elizabeth Taylor over here. 1352 01:06:34.792 --> 01:06:36.041 A star! - Wait a minute. 1353 01:06:36.042 --> 01:06:37.457 Do you have to bring this up ever again? 1354 01:06:37.458 --> 01:06:38.874 - Let's get 'em. - No, she was adorable. 1355 01:06:38.875 --> 01:06:40.166 - Let's get 'em. - You never never seen 1356 01:06:40.167 --> 01:06:41.207 anything cuter. - What about it, Connor? 1357 01:06:41.208 --> 01:06:42.374 You wanna see my little Cookie back then? 1358 01:06:42.375 --> 01:06:44.124 I'm mean, if, if Jenny wants to. 1359 01:06:44.125 --> 01:06:46.207 No, guys, guys, please stop. 1360 01:06:46.208 --> 01:06:47.374 Guys, absolutely not. 1361 01:06:47.375 --> 01:06:50.207 ♪ My name is Jenny, Jenny ♪ 1362 01:06:50.208 --> 01:06:52.957 Please, can we please not do this, genuinely? 1363 01:06:52.958 --> 01:06:54.166 Jenny, you're in the way, move. 1364 01:06:54.167 --> 01:06:56.666 This is so embarrassing, stop. Please, mom. 1365 01:06:56.667 --> 01:06:57.749 She's flying. 1366 01:06:57.750 --> 01:06:59.874 Look, I made those little wings, can you believe it? 1367 01:06:59.875 --> 01:07:01.124 - They're really nice. - Adorable. 1368 01:07:01.125 --> 01:07:03.874 She's so cute. Honey, remember this? 1369 01:07:03.875 --> 01:07:06.124 Okay, she became obsessed with weddings 1370 01:07:06.125 --> 01:07:07.207 and she wanted to be a bride. 1371 01:07:07.208 --> 01:07:08.291 Remember that? 1372 01:07:08.292 --> 01:07:09.791 She saw our wedding video. - Yeah. 1373 01:07:09.792 --> 01:07:11.707 - Oh, she was so cute. - ...going to get married! 1374 01:07:11.708 --> 01:07:12.707 It's a miracle! 1375 01:07:12.708 --> 01:07:14.332 I think she was gonna marry her teddy bear. 1376 01:07:14.333 --> 01:07:16.416 Do you remember when they married a Ken doll? 1377 01:07:16.417 --> 01:07:17.832 Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1378 01:07:17.833 --> 01:07:20.208 - And Ashley Martin's cat. - Wow. 1379 01:07:23.208 --> 01:07:24.333 Look at her. 1380 01:07:25.458 --> 01:07:26.874 Oh, such a sweety. 1381 01:07:26.875 --> 01:07:29.292 ...would wanna marry my best friend. 1382 01:07:30.292 --> 01:07:34.125 You know about arranged marriages and stuff? 1383 01:07:36.292 --> 01:07:39.707 I've been thinking about people in India, in Japan, 1384 01:07:39.708 --> 01:07:44.875 and they couldn't be any less happy than people here, right? 1385 01:07:46.625 --> 01:07:48.625 Maybe even more happy. 1386 01:07:50.375 --> 01:07:51.875 And why is that? 1387 01:07:54.292 --> 01:07:57.875 Maybe love is just commitment. 1388 01:08:01.542 --> 01:08:04.625 I don't think that's all love is. 1389 01:08:31.125 --> 01:08:34.125 Jenny, I'm just here to support you. 1390 01:08:48.875 --> 01:08:51.166 I think maybe I should go. 1391 01:08:51.167 --> 01:08:53.208 Can you just hold me? 1392 01:09:11.958 --> 01:09:14.875 I don't think I can do this alone. 1393 01:09:17.167 --> 01:09:18.458 Jenny? 1394 01:09:28.125 --> 01:09:29.292 Jenny? 1395 01:09:40.542 --> 01:09:42.041 Oh, shit. 1396 01:09:42.042 --> 01:09:43.791 I thought you left last night. 1397 01:09:43.792 --> 01:09:45.957 I fell asleep by accident. 1398 01:09:45.958 --> 01:09:47.707 I mean, I didn't even sleep that much. 1399 01:09:47.708 --> 01:09:49.416 It was very hard. 1400 01:09:49.417 --> 01:09:50.582 The floor. 1401 01:09:50.583 --> 01:09:51.624 Mm-hmm. 1402 01:09:51.625 --> 01:09:54.957 Well, fool me twice, shame on me, I suppose. 1403 01:09:54.958 --> 01:09:57.083 She is already pregnant. 1404 01:09:58.083 --> 01:09:59.124 Coffee? 1405 01:09:59.125 --> 01:10:00.791 I should really get going. 1406 01:10:00.792 --> 01:10:02.291 You're the first boy to spend the night 1407 01:10:02.292 --> 01:10:04.291 in that room, Connor, all right? 1408 01:10:04.292 --> 01:10:07.792 Come on and have a cup of Joe with me. 1409 01:10:16.125 --> 01:10:17.291 Cheers. 1410 01:10:17.292 --> 01:10:18.749 Bad luck to cheers with coffee. 1411 01:10:18.750 --> 01:10:19.833 Yep. 1412 01:10:23.042 --> 01:10:24.791 I think you can understand 1413 01:10:24.792 --> 01:10:28.624 that this situation is difficult for me, can't you? 1414 01:10:28.625 --> 01:10:30.457 Yes, sir, I do. 1415 01:10:30.458 --> 01:10:35.374 We never imagined things would go like this for Jenny. 1416 01:10:35.375 --> 01:10:39.207 We always try to impart a certain set of values 1417 01:10:39.208 --> 01:10:41.124 in this house. 1418 01:10:41.125 --> 01:10:43.541 And that may seem a little outdated 1419 01:10:43.542 --> 01:10:46.207 to a young person like yourself. 1420 01:10:46.208 --> 01:10:47.416 But let me tell you, 1421 01:10:47.417 --> 01:10:51.958 it can lead to a mighty uncomplicated life. 1422 01:10:52.958 --> 01:10:55.667 And that's all we want for Jenny. 1423 01:10:56.667 --> 01:10:58.542 An uncomplicated life. 1424 01:10:59.708 --> 01:11:02.624 And now we're trusting you to provide it. 1425 01:11:02.625 --> 01:11:03.708 Yes, sir. 1426 01:11:06.792 --> 01:11:09.291 So, you're going to lay with your chest down 1427 01:11:09.292 --> 01:11:11.374 on the pillow like this. 1428 01:11:11.375 --> 01:11:14.291 And partners, you're going to put your hands on either side 1429 01:11:14.292 --> 01:11:17.374 of her hips, give her hips a good jiggle, 1430 01:11:17.375 --> 01:11:22.541 relaxes the pelvis, reset the nervous system... 1431 01:11:22.542 --> 01:11:25.042 ♪ From such a sad, sad song ♪ 1432 01:11:27.042 --> 01:11:30.791 ♪ I'm leaning on a lamppost ♪ 1433 01:11:30.792 --> 01:11:34.375 ♪ I'm melting in the sun ♪ 1434 01:11:36.625 --> 01:11:39.875 When are you gonna tell your parents the truth about us? 1435 01:11:40.875 --> 01:11:42.042 Deathbed? 1436 01:11:43.542 --> 01:11:45.541 You know, it's just been so much better for me 1437 01:11:45.542 --> 01:11:47.374 since they met you. 1438 01:11:47.375 --> 01:11:48.957 It's like, they're excited about the baby 1439 01:11:48.958 --> 01:11:49.874 and they wanna help. 1440 01:11:49.875 --> 01:11:51.874 And it's made me feel like 1441 01:11:51.875 --> 01:11:55.291 this isn't the worst thing that's ever happened. 1442 01:11:55.292 --> 01:11:57.707 That doesn't really answer my question. 1443 01:11:57.708 --> 01:12:00.625 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1444 01:12:01.625 --> 01:12:02.708 Ugh. 1445 01:12:04.250 --> 01:12:05.333 Hi. 1446 01:12:06.333 --> 01:12:07.291 Oh my God. 1447 01:12:07.292 --> 01:12:09.041 - Oh, fuck. - What? 1448 01:12:09.042 --> 01:12:10.624 Oh my God. 1449 01:12:10.625 --> 01:12:13.207 Ah, Jesus Christ. - What's wrong? 1450 01:12:13.208 --> 01:12:14.541 Oh yeah, hemorrhoids. 1451 01:12:14.542 --> 01:12:15.374 You're gonna get those. 1452 01:12:15.375 --> 01:12:17.291 That is just not okay. 1453 01:12:17.292 --> 01:12:20.166 Why is pregnancy so disgusting? 1454 01:12:20.167 --> 01:12:21.916 I've never been this disgusting. 1455 01:12:21.917 --> 01:12:23.416 Women shouldn't have to be subjected to this. 1456 01:12:23.417 --> 01:12:24.999 Men should have to get pregnant. 1457 01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:26.332 They're already gross. 1458 01:12:26.333 --> 01:12:28.166 - Surprise! - Surprise. 1459 01:12:28.167 --> 01:12:30.499 Wow, thanks, everyone. 1460 01:12:30.500 --> 01:12:33.999 We did not see this coming at all. 1461 01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:36.249 We didn't see that baby coming either. 1462 01:12:36.250 --> 01:12:37.999 Ha! 1463 01:12:38.000 --> 01:12:40.832 It's true. You are gonna be like a gross, 1464 01:12:40.833 --> 01:12:43.332 disgusting freak probably for the rest of your life. 1465 01:12:43.333 --> 01:12:44.499 Thank you. 1466 01:12:44.500 --> 01:12:46.749 Yeah, welcome to parenthood. 1467 01:12:46.750 --> 01:12:48.999 But it's gonna be the most beautiful thing 1468 01:12:49.000 --> 01:12:51.041 that ever happened to you. 1469 01:12:51.042 --> 01:12:52.125 When? 1470 01:12:53.917 --> 01:12:55.832 Connor, Jenny tells me you do some volunteer work 1471 01:12:55.833 --> 01:12:57.249 with the Methodist church. 1472 01:12:57.250 --> 01:12:58.832 - Oh, she did? - Mm-hmm. 1473 01:12:58.833 --> 01:13:02.749 Yeah. Well, I don't like to, to brag. 1474 01:13:02.750 --> 01:13:04.166 Which church? 1475 01:13:04.167 --> 01:13:05.832 Peachtree, Central United? 1476 01:13:05.833 --> 01:13:07.416 Yeah, both of those. 1477 01:13:07.417 --> 01:13:08.999 You know what, I would do 'em all if I could. 1478 01:13:09.000 --> 01:13:12.499 I just, I love, I love the Methodists 1479 01:13:12.500 --> 01:13:13.999 and they're... 1480 01:13:14.000 --> 01:13:15.249 - They're Methodist. - Bingo. 1481 01:13:15.250 --> 01:13:16.416 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1482 01:13:16.417 --> 01:13:18.249 I heard the pastor at Peachtree got fired 1483 01:13:18.250 --> 01:13:22.666 for using the collection funds to fund his liposuction. 1484 01:13:22.667 --> 01:13:23.999 - No. - Girl. 1485 01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:25.499 Yes. 1486 01:13:25.500 --> 01:13:26.749 I don't really, 1487 01:13:26.750 --> 01:13:28.249 I don't know about that. 1488 01:13:28.250 --> 01:13:31.499 You know, I don't like to spread rumors, so. 1489 01:13:31.500 --> 01:13:33.249 - Right, right. - Yeah. 1490 01:13:33.250 --> 01:13:36.082 The only gos he spreads is the gospel. 1491 01:13:36.083 --> 01:13:38.582 Can I get an Amen, saints? 1492 01:13:38.583 --> 01:13:40.332 Do you want my advice? 1493 01:13:40.333 --> 01:13:41.500 Mommy! 1494 01:13:43.167 --> 01:13:44.416 Mommy! 1495 01:13:44.417 --> 01:13:46.416 Enjoy the silence. 1496 01:13:46.417 --> 01:13:47.582 What is it, honey? 1497 01:13:47.583 --> 01:13:49.583 I just wiped Grace's butt! 1498 01:14:04.167 --> 01:14:06.332 Hi, hi, everyone. 1499 01:14:06.333 --> 01:14:07.583 I'm Connor. 1500 01:14:11.000 --> 01:14:13.666 Dalai Lama sucks. 1501 01:14:13.667 --> 01:14:16.832 Or a heart that's afraid to break 1502 01:14:16.833 --> 01:14:19.166 is a heart that's never used. 1503 01:14:19.167 --> 01:14:20.916 Thanks for throwing this for us. 1504 01:14:20.917 --> 01:14:23.333 Definitely never forget it. 1505 01:14:24.417 --> 01:14:25.249 Welcome to the family. 1506 01:14:25.250 --> 01:14:27.916 Oh, thank you, sir. 1507 01:14:27.917 --> 01:14:30.083 Very kind of you to say. 1508 01:14:32.250 --> 01:14:35.166 Well, we will let you two say goodbye. 1509 01:14:35.167 --> 01:14:36.250 Yeah. 1510 01:14:44.417 --> 01:14:45.749 We have got to tell him. 1511 01:14:45.750 --> 01:14:47.249 I know, I know. 1512 01:14:47.250 --> 01:14:51.125 Just, when the time's right, okay? 1513 01:14:54.417 --> 01:14:55.750 I'll see you. 1514 01:15:00.583 --> 01:15:05.667 You know, it was a pretty solid party, like objectively. 1515 01:15:06.667 --> 01:15:09.249 It's got cornbread, reppressed sexual energy. 1516 01:15:09.250 --> 01:15:12.083 I don't really need anything else. 1517 01:15:13.833 --> 01:15:18.666 Hey, come on, man, you could do a lot worse than this. 1518 01:15:18.667 --> 01:15:21.499 Seriously, it's not that bad. 1519 01:15:21.500 --> 01:15:24.249 Matt's mom is a flat-Earther. 1520 01:15:24.250 --> 01:15:26.749 I said I wanted to travel around the globe, 1521 01:15:26.750 --> 01:15:28.708 we got in a huge fucking argument. 1522 01:15:56.750 --> 01:16:01.416 ♪ Tell me, my love ♪ 1523 01:16:01.417 --> 01:16:06.082 ♪ How does it feel ♪ 1524 01:16:06.083 --> 01:16:08.333 ♪ To know ♪ 1525 01:16:09.500 --> 01:16:12.458 ♪ This doesn't seem real ♪ 1526 01:16:13.458 --> 01:16:17.582 ♪ To me, this is not ♪ 1527 01:16:17.583 --> 01:16:21.374 ♪ Not anything ♪ 1528 01:16:21.375 --> 01:16:25.832 ♪ I could have caught ♪ 1529 01:16:25.833 --> 01:16:28.666 ♪ Or I could have seen ♪ 1530 01:16:28.667 --> 01:16:31.082 No fucking way. That's the wrong screw again? 1531 01:16:31.083 --> 01:16:34.124 ♪ I'm caught ♪ 1532 01:16:34.125 --> 01:16:38.499 ♪ Caught in the wind ♪ 1533 01:16:38.500 --> 01:16:42.749 ♪ No where to stand ♪ 1534 01:16:42.750 --> 01:16:46.582 ♪ Nowhere I've been ♪ 1535 01:16:46.583 --> 01:16:51.082 ♪ So, tell me, my love ♪ 1536 01:16:51.083 --> 01:16:55.249 ♪ Did you know ♪ 1537 01:16:55.250 --> 01:16:59.166 ♪ I would fall ♪ 1538 01:16:59.167 --> 01:17:02.417 ♪ As hard as I stand ♪ 1539 01:17:27.750 --> 01:17:29.749 Oh my God. Thank you so much. 1540 01:17:29.750 --> 01:17:30.832 Yeah, no problem. 1541 01:17:30.833 --> 01:17:32.416 What kind of high school senior gets chicken pox? 1542 01:17:32.417 --> 01:17:35.082 Nobody gets chicken pox, she's a liar. 1543 01:17:35.083 --> 01:17:36.499 She's dead to us. 1544 01:17:36.500 --> 01:17:38.166 Okay, there's leftover pasta in the fridge. 1545 01:17:38.167 --> 01:17:40.416 He likes it with salt, butter and salt from the salt shaker. 1546 01:17:40.417 --> 01:17:42.291 But listen, not from the salt dish, okay? 1547 01:17:42.292 --> 01:17:43.291 Okay, got it, yes. 1548 01:17:43.292 --> 01:17:44.416 I'm gonna text you from the car. 1549 01:17:44.417 --> 01:17:46.416 I will be fine. I'm ready to get some practice. 1550 01:17:46.417 --> 01:17:47.541 Go, you're already late. 1551 01:17:47.542 --> 01:17:49.666 We love you, Grace. We love you, Milo. 1552 01:17:49.667 --> 01:17:52.292 - Bye. - Be nice to Aunt Livvy. 1553 01:17:57.083 --> 01:17:58.499 Three eights. 1554 01:17:58.500 --> 01:18:00.082 Uh oh, careful. 1555 01:18:00.083 --> 01:18:01.833 I have to do two. 1556 01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:05.332 Thanks for not having anything better to do. 1557 01:18:05.333 --> 01:18:08.083 We make a good team, remember? 1558 01:18:09.542 --> 01:18:10.541 Here you go. 1559 01:18:10.542 --> 01:18:11.749 I don't have blues or eights. 1560 01:18:11.750 --> 01:18:14.332 - Here, pumpkin. - You don't have any blues? 1561 01:18:14.333 --> 01:18:16.458 Oh, you shouldn't have told me that. 1562 01:18:22.750 --> 01:18:25.666 I'm gonna put down yellow five. 1563 01:18:25.667 --> 01:18:26.999 My turn. 1564 01:18:27.000 --> 01:18:30.541 So, did I put down a six or did you? 1565 01:18:30.542 --> 01:18:32.332 - I did. - So, it's my turn? 1566 01:18:32.333 --> 01:18:34.749 So I can put down a red six? 1567 01:18:34.750 --> 01:18:37.166 - I know that, face up. - Face up. 1568 01:18:37.167 --> 01:18:38.166 Like that? 1569 01:18:38.167 --> 01:18:40.541 What about if I play... 1570 01:18:40.542 --> 01:18:41.582 Yeah, that's fine. 1571 01:18:41.583 --> 01:18:44.082 Oh, you didn't see that coming, did you? 1572 01:18:44.083 --> 01:18:46.000 Kids, it's time for bed. 1573 01:18:53.583 --> 01:18:57.166 Looks like you were a huge hit at that baby shower. 1574 01:18:57.167 --> 01:18:58.250 Oh. 1575 01:18:59.250 --> 01:19:01.416 I wouldn't say a hit. 1576 01:19:01.417 --> 01:19:02.832 I straight up asked you if you and Jenny 1577 01:19:02.833 --> 01:19:03.999 were together. - We're not together. 1578 01:19:04.000 --> 01:19:05.249 - And you said that you-- - I promise. 1579 01:19:05.250 --> 01:19:06.249 Then what was that? 1580 01:19:06.250 --> 01:19:07.874 I said I was with her, I wanted to help 1581 01:19:07.875 --> 01:19:09.832 and it got outta hand and she's not helping me out. 1582 01:19:09.833 --> 01:19:11.666 What? 1583 01:19:11.667 --> 01:19:13.499 I was afraid you'd be mad. 1584 01:19:13.500 --> 01:19:15.250 Well, at least you get me. 1585 01:19:16.250 --> 01:19:17.292 Hey. 1586 01:19:18.667 --> 01:19:19.916 She's just waiting for the right time 1587 01:19:19.917 --> 01:19:20.999 to tell them we broke up. 1588 01:19:21.000 --> 01:19:22.707 - You honestly believe that? - Yeah. 1589 01:19:22.708 --> 01:19:24.666 - Really? - Yeah. 1590 01:19:24.667 --> 01:19:26.416 Okay, well, you've clearly never had an affair 1591 01:19:26.417 --> 01:19:28.082 with a married person before. 1592 01:19:28.083 --> 01:19:30.999 The longer you do this, the easier it is for you guys 1593 01:19:31.000 --> 01:19:32.249 to just end up together. 1594 01:19:32.250 --> 01:19:34.249 - It's not what she wants. - Why wouldn't she want that? 1595 01:19:34.250 --> 01:19:36.124 - You tell me! - What do you mean? 1596 01:19:36.125 --> 01:19:37.332 You're in the exact same position as her, 1597 01:19:37.333 --> 01:19:38.416 you can't ever stop telling me how much-- 1598 01:19:38.417 --> 01:19:39.749 - Okay, we should be quiet. - You don't wanna 1599 01:19:39.750 --> 01:19:42.000 get back together. - The kids are sleeping! 1600 01:19:52.833 --> 01:19:55.250 Here's the thing, though. 1601 01:19:57.583 --> 01:20:01.000 You can't tell me what to do with Jenny. 1602 01:20:02.083 --> 01:20:05.832 And not because I'm not making obvious mistakes 1603 01:20:05.833 --> 01:20:09.249 and enabling her and leading her on. 1604 01:20:09.250 --> 01:20:10.582 I don't know, I hope not. 1605 01:20:10.583 --> 01:20:14.125 But, but because that's not your role anymore. 1606 01:20:15.583 --> 01:20:17.999 You didn't want it to be. 1607 01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:20.124 That's not what, I... 1608 01:20:20.125 --> 01:20:23.667 I think about us getting back together all the time. 1609 01:20:24.750 --> 01:20:27.332 I wish it was as easy as you say it is. 1610 01:20:27.333 --> 01:20:28.916 I just, it's hard. 1611 01:20:28.917 --> 01:20:33.416 I know that I'm the one making it harder in a lot of ways. 1612 01:20:33.417 --> 01:20:36.750 And it's not because I don't care, I... 1613 01:20:43.667 --> 01:20:46.374 - Oh. - Maya, Roger, hi. 1614 01:20:46.375 --> 01:20:48.666 Hi, how was night? 1615 01:20:48.667 --> 01:20:50.416 Connor, hi. 1616 01:20:50.417 --> 01:20:51.874 Thank you, Connor, for your help. 1617 01:20:51.875 --> 01:20:53.416 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - And your assistance. 1618 01:20:53.417 --> 01:20:55.000 - Of course. - Yeah. 1619 01:20:56.750 --> 01:20:57.917 Okay, bye. 1620 01:20:58.917 --> 01:21:01.082 Bye, guys. Sorry. 1621 01:21:01.083 --> 01:21:02.832 He was helping me. 1622 01:21:02.833 --> 01:21:05.625 Were they K-I-S-S-I-N-G? 1623 01:21:19.167 --> 01:21:20.332 I mean, you got it, right? 1624 01:21:20.333 --> 01:21:23.792 You got what I was trying to say,... 1625 01:21:26.333 --> 01:21:27.375 Right? 1626 01:21:30.583 --> 01:21:32.250 Think you got it? 1627 01:21:38.750 --> 01:21:39.916 Oh, hello-- 1628 01:21:39.917 --> 01:21:41.582 What the fuck is that? 1629 01:21:41.583 --> 01:21:42.999 What the fuck, you? 1630 01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:45.082 Why are you still pregnant? 1631 01:21:45.083 --> 01:21:47.582 Hmm, changed my mind. 1632 01:21:47.583 --> 01:21:48.916 What's your vibe? 1633 01:21:48.917 --> 01:21:50.291 Fucking relax, dude, what do you care? 1634 01:21:50.292 --> 01:21:52.082 You said you were going to get it taken care of. 1635 01:21:52.083 --> 01:21:55.832 I texted you to see how it went, and you said, "Fine." 1636 01:21:55.833 --> 01:21:58.416 Yeah, it did go fine. 1637 01:21:58.417 --> 01:22:00.167 I wanted to keep it. 1638 01:22:03.208 --> 01:22:04.250 What? 1639 01:22:06.792 --> 01:22:09.249 - Um... - What? 1640 01:22:09.250 --> 01:22:11.749 I never got a vasectomy. 1641 01:22:11.750 --> 01:22:15.416 I never got one. Never had it. 1642 01:22:15.417 --> 01:22:20.416 You told me that you had a vasectomy. 1643 01:22:20.417 --> 01:22:22.166 I did, I know I did, 1644 01:22:22.167 --> 01:22:23.916 and I lied about that because, I don't know, 1645 01:22:23.917 --> 01:22:26.166 I thought that like, it would make it seem to you 1646 01:22:26.167 --> 01:22:29.832 like it was less serious with my wife. 1647 01:22:29.833 --> 01:22:30.999 So I-- 1648 01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:34.499 "Less serious with your wife?" 1649 01:22:34.500 --> 01:22:36.499 You said you were on the pill. 1650 01:22:36.500 --> 01:22:37.916 - Mm-hmm. - You said that. 1651 01:22:37.917 --> 01:22:38.916 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 1652 01:22:38.917 --> 01:22:41.082 You fucking asshole! - Hey, don't hit me, please. 1653 01:22:41.083 --> 01:22:41.999 Less serious with your wife?! 1654 01:22:42.000 --> 01:22:43.416 Chill, stop, stop. 1655 01:22:43.417 --> 01:22:49.082 Calm down, calm down, okay? 1656 01:22:49.083 --> 01:22:55.916 That's not good for the baby. 1657 01:22:55.917 --> 01:23:00.582 You okay? 1658 01:23:00.583 --> 01:23:03.166 Whose did you think it was? 1659 01:23:03.167 --> 01:23:05.083 It might not be mine, right? 1660 01:23:06.833 --> 01:23:08.332 You piece of shit! 1661 01:23:08.333 --> 01:23:10.666 Oh my God, I just Googled prenatal paternity testing. 1662 01:23:10.667 --> 01:23:13.750 My life is officially hot fucking garbage. 1663 01:23:15.833 --> 01:23:17.249 Are you crying? 1664 01:23:17.250 --> 01:23:19.499 Please don't tell my wife, okay, please? 1665 01:23:19.500 --> 01:23:21.416 It's not possible for me to wanna talk to your wife 1666 01:23:21.417 --> 01:23:24.249 any less than I already do. 1667 01:23:24.250 --> 01:23:27.999 Okay, here's one, 99% accurate results in under a week. 1668 01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:30.582 Great, good, thank you, I will take care of it. 1669 01:23:30.583 --> 01:23:31.666 All right, it's $1,600. 1670 01:23:31.667 --> 01:23:33.749 - 1,600? - Kevin! 1671 01:23:33.750 --> 01:23:37.166 That's fine, it's fine, I got it. 1672 01:23:37.167 --> 01:23:40.000 And they say chivalry is dead. 1673 01:23:42.083 --> 01:23:44.249 I got too many kids already. 1674 01:23:44.250 --> 01:23:45.333 Kevin. 1675 01:23:46.750 --> 01:23:50.249 Can't believe it's almost time. 1676 01:23:50.250 --> 01:23:53.416 A kid is so permanent, you know? 1677 01:23:53.417 --> 01:23:56.750 We'll never not have a kid ever again. 1678 01:24:02.250 --> 01:24:07.083 Hey, do you wanna talk about the other night? 1679 01:24:12.250 --> 01:24:14.249 Do you ever consider that I may not be 1680 01:24:14.250 --> 01:24:15.833 what's best for you? 1681 01:24:18.167 --> 01:24:20.166 That I just keep hurting you? 1682 01:24:20.167 --> 01:24:23.667 Whoa, where's this coming from? 1683 01:24:25.000 --> 01:24:28.667 I'm brash, I'm selfish. 1684 01:24:29.667 --> 01:24:31.875 I'm always in a bad mood. 1685 01:24:33.917 --> 01:24:35.999 I'm a lifetime fuck-up 1686 01:24:36.000 --> 01:24:39.625 trying to convince the world that I'm not. 1687 01:24:40.917 --> 01:24:43.083 Why would you want that? 1688 01:24:53.083 --> 01:24:56.458 You are so smart, 1689 01:24:59.667 --> 01:25:03.417 and funny, and beautiful, 1690 01:25:05.583 --> 01:25:07.999 and undoubtedly gonna own your own restaurant one day, 1691 01:25:08.000 --> 01:25:11.166 because if there's one thing I know, 1692 01:25:11.167 --> 01:25:14.916 you always find a way to be the boss. 1693 01:25:14.917 --> 01:25:16.167 I am bossy. 1694 01:25:23.125 --> 01:25:28.707 Olivia, all my life, I've felt like I was-- 1695 01:25:28.708 --> 01:25:31.333 What? You okay? - Ahh. 1696 01:25:33.417 --> 01:25:35.250 Oh, shit! 1697 01:25:37.500 --> 01:25:40.749 Okay, where do you fall on this scale? 1698 01:25:40.750 --> 01:25:44.250 - Hmm, you know, I'm... - Hmm? 1699 01:25:45.500 --> 01:25:47.916 I wouldn't say it's a full smile. 1700 01:25:47.917 --> 01:25:49.166 Okay, when they ask though, say, 1701 01:25:49.167 --> 01:25:52.291 because the epidural will be ready faster. 1702 01:25:52.292 --> 01:25:53.582 Like that? 1703 01:25:53.583 --> 01:25:55.416 No, like, yeah, that's good. 1704 01:25:55.417 --> 01:25:56.832 Like, mm. 1705 01:25:56.833 --> 01:26:03.082 I gotta have da epidural. 1706 01:26:03.083 --> 01:26:04.666 Can I just tell them that I'm in pain? 1707 01:26:04.667 --> 01:26:06.416 Yes, but also make the face. 1708 01:26:06.417 --> 01:26:08.249 Should I just put a question mark here or? 1709 01:26:08.250 --> 01:26:10.082 It's not funny, dude. 1710 01:26:10.083 --> 01:26:11.457 Did you tell him? 1711 01:26:11.458 --> 01:26:14.333 No, and I'm hoping that there's nothing to tell. 1712 01:26:16.417 --> 01:26:18.750 Keep your fingers crossed. 1713 01:26:25.167 --> 01:26:27.249 She's still only four centimeters. 1714 01:26:27.250 --> 01:26:29.249 - Can I go in? - Sure. 1715 01:26:29.250 --> 01:26:31.249 - Hey. - Hey. 1716 01:26:31.250 --> 01:26:36.333 Not to brag, but that nurse and I just got to third base. 1717 01:26:37.333 --> 01:26:41.750 She's zero centimeters dilated if you were curious. 1718 01:26:45.750 --> 01:26:48.332 Do you remember how we first met? 1719 01:26:48.333 --> 01:26:50.332 - When you got hired-- - No, no, no, 1720 01:26:50.333 --> 01:26:51.749 just before that. 1721 01:26:51.750 --> 01:26:54.916 Your old manager had that party and Greg brought me, 1722 01:26:54.917 --> 01:26:58.166 and you and I were waiting in line for the bathroom, 1723 01:26:58.167 --> 01:26:59.666 making small talk. 1724 01:26:59.667 --> 01:27:01.999 And then the frat bro came over, started hitting on you. 1725 01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:03.416 Yeah, as frat guys do. 1726 01:27:03.417 --> 01:27:05.666 Yeah, yeah, and he asked who you knew at the party, 1727 01:27:05.667 --> 01:27:09.249 and you pointed at me and said we were childhood friends. 1728 01:27:09.250 --> 01:27:12.249 And he looked kind of suspicious. 1729 01:27:12.250 --> 01:27:13.749 So, I said, okay, well, on three, 1730 01:27:13.750 --> 01:27:15.916 let's say the person our high school is named after. 1731 01:27:15.917 --> 01:27:18.582 And I counted down and said, "Thomas Jefferson." 1732 01:27:18.583 --> 01:27:20.082 And you counted down and said, said-- 1733 01:27:20.083 --> 01:27:22.166 "Saddam Hussein." 1734 01:27:22.167 --> 01:27:24.666 Which made me laugh so much. 1735 01:27:24.667 --> 01:27:27.416 And you just kept doing more and more ridiculous answers 1736 01:27:27.417 --> 01:27:30.749 about our favorite teacher, and our first pet, 1737 01:27:30.750 --> 01:27:31.999 and I can't remember, 1738 01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:33.499 but it was honestly the most charming thing 1739 01:27:33.500 --> 01:27:35.166 I've ever seen in my life. 1740 01:27:35.167 --> 01:27:36.250 Wow. 1741 01:27:38.333 --> 01:27:40.666 I tried to introduce you to Greg that night. 1742 01:27:40.667 --> 01:27:41.916 Yes. 1743 01:27:41.917 --> 01:27:43.416 Yes, because you didn't know he brought me 1744 01:27:43.417 --> 01:27:46.166 and you thought we'd vibe, which, you know, props to you. 1745 01:27:46.167 --> 01:27:47.332 Very astute. 1746 01:27:47.333 --> 01:27:49.416 I may have thought you were gay. 1747 01:27:49.417 --> 01:27:50.582 Huh. 1748 01:27:50.583 --> 01:27:52.332 Still on the fence. 1749 01:27:52.333 --> 01:27:55.000 I take that as a compliment. 1750 01:28:16.542 --> 01:28:20.707 One day, I wanna tell our daughter 1751 01:28:20.708 --> 01:28:22.542 the story of how we met. 1752 01:28:27.083 --> 01:28:28.708 I hope you do. 1753 01:28:32.458 --> 01:28:34.041 I could have swore that these things 1754 01:28:34.042 --> 01:28:35.291 are like, 40 minutes, tops. 1755 01:28:35.292 --> 01:28:36.957 Oh, I'm sorry, are you bored? 1756 01:28:36.958 --> 01:28:38.749 Because I've literally never been more uncomfortable 1757 01:28:38.750 --> 01:28:39.957 in my entire life. 1758 01:28:39.958 --> 01:28:42.457 Okay, but this is the longest recorded 1759 01:28:42.458 --> 01:28:43.791 delivery in human history, right? 1760 01:28:43.792 --> 01:28:45.374 She just got here yesterday. 1761 01:28:45.375 --> 01:28:46.957 Okay, so... 1762 01:28:46.958 --> 01:28:48.958 - No. - No, obviously. 1763 01:28:49.958 --> 01:28:51.458 I'm just checking. 1764 01:29:00.375 --> 01:29:01.458 Hi, there. 1765 01:29:02.292 --> 01:29:03.541 It's happening. 1766 01:29:03.542 --> 01:29:05.375 I just got admitted. 1767 01:29:07.292 --> 01:29:08.541 What? 1768 01:29:08.542 --> 01:29:09.708 You're here? 1769 01:29:10.708 --> 01:29:13.499 Now? I mean, there? 1770 01:29:13.500 --> 01:29:15.624 Yeah, sorry, I would've called you earlier, 1771 01:29:15.625 --> 01:29:18.416 but my water hadn't broken yet and I thought it was, 1772 01:29:18.417 --> 01:29:19.624 you know, a false alarm. 1773 01:29:19.625 --> 01:29:21.207 No, no, of course. 1774 01:29:21.208 --> 01:29:25.791 Where exactly are you in the hospital? 1775 01:29:25.792 --> 01:29:27.541 Labor and delivery. 1776 01:29:27.542 --> 01:29:29.874 I'm not giving birth in the cafeteria, Connor. 1777 01:29:29.875 --> 01:29:31.374 Thanks, Ma. - I'm sorry. 1778 01:29:31.375 --> 01:29:32.624 But if you're confused, 1779 01:29:32.625 --> 01:29:35.625 I'm sure someone could show you where... 1780 01:29:36.625 --> 01:29:40.416 - Okay. - Why are you here already? 1781 01:29:40.417 --> 01:29:43.291 Do you know if I could get a good kombucha around here? 1782 01:29:43.292 --> 01:29:45.124 Greg? 1783 01:29:45.125 --> 01:29:46.457 Hi, what's up? 1784 01:29:46.458 --> 01:29:47.707 - Hi. - Hey. 1785 01:29:47.708 --> 01:29:48.874 I think we should probably get going 1786 01:29:48.875 --> 01:29:50.291 to my room now, dad, right? 1787 01:29:50.292 --> 01:29:53.041 Yeah, let's go get settled. 1788 01:29:53.042 --> 01:29:54.457 Shall we? - Dad, dad, dad, just. 1789 01:29:54.458 --> 01:29:56.041 - Paul, Paul? - Leave these people alone. 1790 01:29:56.042 --> 01:29:58.124 Dad? Dad! 1791 01:29:58.125 --> 01:29:59.791 - Paul, Paul. - No, no. 1792 01:29:59.792 --> 01:30:02.707 - Can we help you? - So, this is Olivia. 1793 01:30:02.708 --> 01:30:05.541 Hey, my life partner, my physical life partner. 1794 01:30:05.542 --> 01:30:07.874 Jenny said you were homosexual. 1795 01:30:07.875 --> 01:30:10.874 Which we completely support. 1796 01:30:10.875 --> 01:30:14.291 I was drunk. We were drunk. 1797 01:30:14.292 --> 01:30:16.375 This is 2024, you know? 1798 01:30:18.542 --> 01:30:19.958 What is this? 1799 01:30:24.958 --> 01:30:26.292 I'm so sorry. 1800 01:30:29.875 --> 01:30:30.791 Dad! 1801 01:30:30.792 --> 01:30:31.958 Dad, stop! 1802 01:30:34.042 --> 01:30:35.667 No, no, no, stay. 1803 01:30:38.458 --> 01:30:40.207 - Dad! - Hey, easy. 1804 01:30:40.208 --> 01:30:41.541 - I'm sure it's fine. - Dad, let go. 1805 01:30:41.542 --> 01:30:43.333 You son of a bitch! 1806 01:30:45.375 --> 01:30:47.707 - Hey, what is going on? - You keep your hands 1807 01:30:47.708 --> 01:30:50.457 off of him, you motherfucker! 1808 01:30:50.458 --> 01:30:53.375 She's having Connor's baby too. 1809 01:30:55.042 --> 01:30:56.874 - No. - All right, don't worry. 1810 01:30:56.875 --> 01:30:58.041 No, no, no. 1811 01:30:58.042 --> 01:31:00.458 That can't be. That can't be. 1812 01:31:07.125 --> 01:31:08.292 Is this true? 1813 01:31:13.375 --> 01:31:14.458 Oh. 1814 01:31:19.042 --> 01:31:20.125 Look out. 1815 01:31:32.000 --> 01:31:33.292 I'm sorry. 1816 01:32:34.458 --> 01:32:35.542 Hello? 1817 01:32:37.292 --> 01:32:39.291 Yeah, this is her. 1818 01:32:39.292 --> 01:32:41.542 Sure, March 15th, 1993. 1819 01:32:42.792 --> 01:32:45.292 Yeah, it's 5422. 1820 01:32:46.875 --> 01:32:48.875 Okay, yeah, I can wait. 1821 01:33:10.125 --> 01:33:11.417 I should go. 1822 01:33:13.042 --> 01:33:15.625 Oh, you don't have to leave. 1823 01:33:26.583 --> 01:33:27.917 Look, um... 1824 01:33:32.167 --> 01:33:35.458 I am so sorry for that. 1825 01:33:37.458 --> 01:33:40.124 I told her she had to tell her parents 1826 01:33:40.125 --> 01:33:43.125 and she said-- - She's not your baby. 1827 01:33:47.292 --> 01:33:48.375 What? 1828 01:33:49.375 --> 01:33:51.792 She's not yours. 1829 01:33:57.708 --> 01:33:59.958 Why are you saying that? 1830 01:34:02.292 --> 01:34:05.041 Because it's true. 1831 01:34:05.042 --> 01:34:07.292 I just found out, I swear. 1832 01:34:10.333 --> 01:34:12.125 I couldn't let you... 1833 01:34:14.458 --> 01:34:15.625 I'm so sorry. 1834 01:34:16.625 --> 01:34:18.375 I don't understand. 1835 01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:22.458 Who-- 1836 01:34:38.708 --> 01:34:41.375 I so wanted her to be yours. 1837 01:34:43.625 --> 01:34:46.542 I swear. 1838 01:36:17.708 --> 01:36:20.457 Paul. Paul. 1839 01:36:20.458 --> 01:36:23.375 I think you're in the wrong room. 1840 01:36:24.375 --> 01:36:26.583 I'm here for the birth of my daughter. 1841 01:36:30.625 --> 01:36:33.375 I'm not gonna let her down too. 1842 01:36:41.208 --> 01:36:42.292 Dad. 1843 01:36:55.958 --> 01:36:57.457 Okay, here we go. 1844 01:36:57.458 --> 01:36:59.457 Take a deep breath. 1845 01:36:59.458 --> 01:37:04.791 One, two, three, four, five. 1846 01:37:04.792 --> 01:37:09.124 - You're strong, you got it. - Six, seven, eight, nine, 1847 01:37:09.125 --> 01:37:12.874 ten. 1848 01:37:12.875 --> 01:37:15.207 - Another deep breath. - It's fine. 1849 01:37:15.208 --> 01:37:19.832 You're doing so well. - One, two, three, four, five, 1850 01:37:19.833 --> 01:37:21.124 six. - Yes. 1851 01:37:21.125 --> 01:37:22.707 Good job, good job. 1852 01:37:22.708 --> 01:37:24.249 You're doing so well. - You're doing so good. 1853 01:37:24.250 --> 01:37:26.167 Good job, good job. 1854 01:37:28.292 --> 01:37:29.416 Okay. 1855 01:37:29.417 --> 01:37:31.874 Just one more big push, one. 1856 01:37:31.875 --> 01:37:35.791 - Two, three, four, five. - Okay, she's coming. 1857 01:37:35.792 --> 01:37:38.667 That's it, you got it. 1858 01:37:41.542 --> 01:37:53.332 - Oh, my God. - You did it, you did it. 1859 01:37:53.333 --> 01:37:54.542 You did it! 1860 01:37:57.792 --> 01:37:59.042 You did it. 1861 01:38:31.792 --> 01:38:35.792 - Connor, I did some things-- - You don't need to do this. 1862 01:38:36.792 --> 01:38:37.875 Do what? 1863 01:38:39.625 --> 01:38:41.957 Like, you don't need to explain, 1864 01:38:41.958 --> 01:38:45.542 or make excuses, or apologize. 1865 01:38:48.125 --> 01:38:50.291 I've just spent the last few hours 1866 01:38:50.292 --> 01:38:53.124 on the world's most fucked-up rollercoaster of emotions 1867 01:38:53.125 --> 01:38:56.042 and I can't deal with another dip. 1868 01:38:59.708 --> 01:39:01.291 I did something that hurt you 1869 01:39:01.292 --> 01:39:06.624 and I would do anything in the entire world to take it back. 1870 01:39:06.625 --> 01:39:07.708 Anything. 1871 01:39:10.208 --> 01:39:15.291 I don't expect that you'll forgive me or get past it, 1872 01:39:15.292 --> 01:39:19.791 but I just wanted to tell you that I love you so much 1873 01:39:19.792 --> 01:39:22.207 and I wish I said it more often, but I-- 1874 01:39:22.208 --> 01:39:24.625 It's not about getting past it. 1875 01:39:26.625 --> 01:39:30.208 It's about a new reality, remember? 1876 01:39:33.292 --> 01:39:36.291 I didn't understand that then. 1877 01:39:36.292 --> 01:39:37.625 But I do now. 1878 01:39:48.625 --> 01:39:49.708 Connor? 1879 01:40:04.250 --> 01:40:05.333 Hi. 1880 01:40:06.500 --> 01:40:08.625 Your baby wasn't his? 1881 01:40:09.750 --> 01:40:10.833 No. 1882 01:40:13.792 --> 01:40:14.958 I'm sorry. 1883 01:40:17.000 --> 01:40:18.208 Me too. 1884 01:40:23.583 --> 01:40:24.708 Ugh. 1885 01:40:26.375 --> 01:40:30.083 Hey, remember that time we had sex? 1886 01:40:34.208 --> 01:40:37.333 Yeah, pops up every once in a while. 1887 01:40:40.375 --> 01:40:43.625 Well, you know, maybe, 1888 01:40:44.625 --> 01:40:47.042 maybe we aren't so strange. 1889 01:40:48.458 --> 01:40:52.124 We're just two pairs of people accidentally having kids. 1890 01:40:52.125 --> 01:40:55.208 I wouldn't say I'm part of a pair. 1891 01:40:56.542 --> 01:40:58.208 Yeah, me neither. 1892 01:40:59.875 --> 01:41:01.791 He's gonna come through, though. 1893 01:41:01.792 --> 01:41:04.792 And you're gonna be an amazing mom. 1894 01:41:06.542 --> 01:41:08.457 I just don't know how many amazing moms 1895 01:41:08.458 --> 01:41:11.000 start out not ready to be one. 1896 01:41:12.250 --> 01:41:14.042 Probably a lot. 1897 01:41:21.042 --> 01:41:25.208 You know, we can help each other out too, right? 1898 01:41:26.375 --> 01:41:28.917 Don't you need a mom friend? 1899 01:41:30.792 --> 01:41:32.707 We can read Mommy Reddit. 1900 01:41:32.708 --> 01:41:34.791 Talk about their sore nipples. 1901 01:41:34.792 --> 01:41:36.541 Oh my God, forget my nipples. 1902 01:41:36.542 --> 01:41:38.791 I think my vagina tore straight to my asshole. 1903 01:41:38.792 --> 01:41:40.791 Oh, God, second degree? 1904 01:41:40.792 --> 01:41:43.250 Yes, it's just one hole. 1905 01:41:49.292 --> 01:41:53.042 Wow, she's so beautiful. 1906 01:42:04.125 --> 01:42:07.042 Okay, that is a bachelorette pad. 1907 01:42:09.708 --> 01:42:11.207 It's perfect for you. 1908 01:42:11.208 --> 01:42:14.207 - It is, it's perfect for us. - Do you need help moving? 1909 01:42:14.208 --> 01:42:17.041 Oh, no, no, taking Fiona's already the best thing 1910 01:42:17.042 --> 01:42:18.291 you could do. 1911 01:42:18.292 --> 01:42:19.874 Also, if you need a real man, 1912 01:42:19.875 --> 01:42:22.874 I know that Connor isn't fit for the job, I'm here. 1913 01:42:22.875 --> 01:42:24.707 You've probably seen my delts. 1914 01:42:24.708 --> 01:42:27.041 I did notice that, I would love that. 1915 01:42:27.042 --> 01:42:28.207 Thank you, Greg. 1916 01:42:28.208 --> 01:42:29.624 I kind of just wanted the compliment. 1917 01:42:29.625 --> 01:42:31.374 I didn't actually wanna help, if I'm being honest. 1918 01:42:31.375 --> 01:42:33.291 These are not moving muscles. 1919 01:42:33.292 --> 01:42:34.791 These are gay muscles, they're for show. 1920 01:42:34.792 --> 01:42:36.291 - Come on. - Come on, Greg. 1921 01:42:36.292 --> 01:42:38.708 I will help you get a task rabbit. 1922 01:42:52.792 --> 01:42:53.958 Surprise. 1923 01:42:56.125 --> 01:42:58.124 What are you doing here? 1924 01:42:58.125 --> 01:42:59.541 I bumped into Jenny and Greg 1925 01:42:59.542 --> 01:43:03.291 and they said the little sprout's with you, 1926 01:43:03.292 --> 01:43:05.957 thought they could have a play date. 1927 01:43:05.958 --> 01:43:08.707 I don't know how much playing can be done, 1928 01:43:08.708 --> 01:43:13.124 but I guess they could fidget near each other. 1929 01:43:13.125 --> 01:43:16.124 Isn't that what you and Greg do? 1930 01:43:16.125 --> 01:43:17.457 Come in. 1931 01:43:17.458 --> 01:43:19.375 Wow, she is so cute. 1932 01:43:22.458 --> 01:43:24.124 How are you, 1933 01:43:24.125 --> 01:43:26.374 how's co-parenting life? 1934 01:43:26.375 --> 01:43:28.791 Honestly, pretty good. 1935 01:43:28.792 --> 01:43:33.124 Half the time, it's just my same normal life. 1936 01:43:33.125 --> 01:43:34.457 The other half, I get to hang out 1937 01:43:34.458 --> 01:43:36.791 with this little nugget, so. 1938 01:43:36.792 --> 01:43:37.875 Hmm. 1939 01:43:40.375 --> 01:43:45.500 Not, not to say that it's easy, obviously. 1940 01:43:46.500 --> 01:43:48.124 How's it going for you? 1941 01:43:48.125 --> 01:43:51.499 I'm hanging in there. 1942 01:43:51.500 --> 01:43:52.667 Yeah. 1943 01:43:54.042 --> 01:43:56.041 What'd you name her? 1944 01:43:56.042 --> 01:43:57.207 Fiona. 1945 01:43:57.208 --> 01:43:58.416 - Nice. - Yeah. 1946 01:43:58.417 --> 01:43:59.999 - Pretty. - It was Jenny's idea. 1947 01:44:00.000 --> 01:44:01.249 She's attached to it 1948 01:44:01.250 --> 01:44:03.332 and I had limited political capital. 1949 01:44:03.333 --> 01:44:05.625 So, what'd you name yours? 1950 01:44:07.208 --> 01:44:08.333 Alice. 1951 01:44:17.083 --> 01:44:20.916 Thought that made you think of cans-of-tuna girl. 1952 01:44:20.917 --> 01:44:23.750 Makes me think of something different now. 1953 01:44:27.167 --> 01:44:29.416 I've been calling you, obviously, you know, 1954 01:44:29.417 --> 01:44:34.374 and I've been calling you and I wanted to give you space. 1955 01:44:34.375 --> 01:44:35.500 I know. 1956 01:44:36.833 --> 01:44:39.166 It's all out there, you know, 1957 01:44:39.167 --> 01:44:42.167 no more secrets, no more surprises. 1958 01:44:44.167 --> 01:44:47.000 No one else standing in our way. 1959 01:44:48.083 --> 01:44:51.083 Just us needing to move past this. 1960 01:44:54.000 --> 01:44:57.833 Just you, not to point fingers, 1961 01:44:59.000 --> 01:45:00.458 but I'm ready. 1962 01:45:01.458 --> 01:45:02.625 What? 1963 01:45:03.583 --> 01:45:05.667 I don't know if I am. 1964 01:45:08.000 --> 01:45:11.292 I'm just scared to get hurt, you know? 1965 01:45:13.417 --> 01:45:15.583 I don't wanna go through that again. 1966 01:45:17.417 --> 01:45:18.832 A heart that's afraid to break 1967 01:45:18.833 --> 01:45:21.250 is a heart that's never used. 1968 01:45:23.583 --> 01:45:25.582 I think the Dalai Lama said that. 1969 01:45:25.583 --> 01:45:27.249 - Okay. - Brilliant guy. 1970 01:45:27.250 --> 01:45:29.207 Right, okay. 1971 01:45:29.208 --> 01:45:34.333 So, you were, you heard, you were there. 1972 01:45:36.750 --> 01:45:38.166 You realize you're making your point 1973 01:45:38.167 --> 01:45:41.249 by admitting to more lying, right? 1974 01:45:41.250 --> 01:45:42.582 But I am making my point. 1975 01:45:42.583 --> 01:45:44.832 No, technically it was my point, originally. 1976 01:45:44.833 --> 01:45:50.583 So, I guess I have no choice but to accept. 1977 01:45:52.333 --> 01:45:56.166 My point is, I'm learning to take care 1978 01:45:56.167 --> 01:45:58.417 of the things that I love. 1979 01:46:37.750 --> 01:46:42.833 ♪ People like you find it easy ♪ 1980 01:46:43.833 --> 01:46:47.666 ♪ Naked to see ♪ 1981 01:46:47.667 --> 01:46:49.750 ♪ Walking on air ♪ 1982 01:46:53.833 --> 01:46:55.082 ♪ Hunting by the rivers ♪ 1983 01:46:55.083 --> 01:46:59.582 ♪ Through the streets, every corner ♪ 1984 01:46:59.583 --> 01:47:03.499 ♪ Abandoned too soon ♪ 1985 01:47:03.500 --> 01:47:08.166 ♪ Set down with due care ♪ 1986 01:47:08.167 --> 01:47:14.125 ♪ Don't walk away in silence ♪ 1987 01:47:16.000 --> 01:47:18.917 ♪ Don't walk away ♪ 1988 01:48:20.250 --> 01:48:22.417 20, take one, mark. 1989 01:48:23.875 --> 01:48:24.999 Threesome. 1990 01:48:25.000 --> 01:48:27.999 - Let's act. - All right, let's act. 1991 01:48:28.000 --> 01:48:31.458 And action! 1992 01:48:35.167 --> 01:48:36.832 - You're overreacting. - I'm properly reacting. 1993 01:48:36.833 --> 01:48:38.749 This is how a normal person reacts. 1994 01:48:38.750 --> 01:48:41.082 Hey, look, um, uh... 1995 01:48:41.083 --> 01:48:42.957 - You forgot your line? - Yep. 1996 01:48:42.958 --> 01:48:45.375 We famously already shared quite a bit together, so. 1997 01:48:47.625 --> 01:48:49.166 Jenny? 1998 01:48:49.167 --> 01:48:51.791 I need to talk-- Oh, fuck. 1999 01:48:51.792 --> 01:48:53.916 That was probably the least successful abortion. 2000 01:48:53.917 --> 01:48:55.499 - Are we shooting? - Yeah. 2001 01:48:55.500 --> 01:48:56.791 I had no idea, I'm so sorry. 2002 01:48:56.792 --> 01:48:58.166 - Oh, that's okay. - I'm so sorry. 2003 01:48:58.167 --> 01:49:00.624 To unconventional first toasts-- No. 2004 01:49:00.625 --> 01:49:03.166 - And their corny dates. - First dates. 2005 01:49:03.167 --> 01:49:05.667 How many pieces do you think that I could fit in my mouth? 2006 01:49:07.833 --> 01:49:08.999 What do you mean, you're out? 2007 01:49:09.000 --> 01:49:09.999 Good luck, kids. 2008 01:49:10.000 --> 01:49:11.333 This is one for the fucking storybooks. 2009 01:49:12.583 --> 01:49:14.916 ♪ Bless your soul, sweet Jonah ♪ 2010 01:49:14.917 --> 01:49:16.416 Bless you. 2011 01:49:16.417 --> 01:49:18.999 So, Jonah's waiting downstairs, right, and-- 2012 01:49:19.000 --> 01:49:20.332 I'm Connor. 2013 01:49:20.333 --> 01:49:21.457 Fuck! 2014 01:49:21.458 --> 01:49:24.333 Want my services as a real man, I know that Jonah-- 2015 01:49:26.250 --> 01:49:28.333 Do you guys, do you guys like to dance... 2016 01:49:29.333 --> 01:49:31.082 I fucked up. 2017 01:49:31.083 --> 01:49:34.083 Hey, hey. 2018 01:49:35.083 --> 01:49:35.999 What are you doing-- 2019 01:49:36.000 --> 01:49:37.082 No, that's crazy. 2020 01:49:37.083 --> 01:49:38.417 Common mark. 2021 01:49:39.667 --> 01:49:41.749 Are you kidding me, you fucking-- 2022 01:49:41.750 --> 01:49:43.083 Yeah. 2023 01:49:46.917 --> 01:49:49.416 Well, that's spoken like someone who's never felt the-- 2024 01:49:49.417 --> 01:49:50.499 I'm so sorry. 2025 01:49:50.500 --> 01:49:53.916 I hate your dumb, stupid, fat face. 2026 01:49:53.917 --> 01:49:57.167 And you'd be like-- No, fuck me, sorry. 2027 01:49:58.250 --> 01:50:00.624 You accused him of being, 2028 01:50:00.625 --> 01:50:03.083 uh, being, uh... 2029 01:50:04.917 --> 01:50:06.082 You've never looked so good. 2030 01:50:06.083 --> 01:50:07.999 Honestly, you look so nice. 2031 01:50:08.000 --> 01:50:09.125 Mark. 2032 01:50:10.125 --> 01:50:11.291 Mm. 2033 01:50:11.292 --> 01:50:13.957 You worried the drive-thru worker will see me? 2034 01:50:13.958 --> 01:50:15.791 - I'm sorry. - What? 2035 01:50:15.792 --> 01:50:17.375 I'm sorry, can you cut? 2036 01:50:18.583 --> 01:50:20.541 Um, mm-hmm. 2037 01:50:20.542 --> 01:50:22.041 I feel like there's a lot of semen 2038 01:50:22.042 --> 01:50:23.124 clouding your thought right now. 2039 01:50:23.125 --> 01:50:24.332 Is it the tapped keg thing? 2040 01:50:24.333 --> 01:50:26.916 I swear, just foam came out at one point. 2041 01:50:26.917 --> 01:50:28.916 Like it was, it was like that. 2042 01:50:28.917 --> 01:50:31.249 There's only one thing I want more 2043 01:50:31.250 --> 01:50:32.416 than to be a grandmother. 2044 01:50:32.417 --> 01:50:34.832 God fucking dammit! 2045 01:50:34.833 --> 01:50:38.332 There's one thing I'm more excited for. 2046 01:50:38.333 --> 01:50:41.916 There's only one thing I want more-- 2047 01:50:41.917 --> 01:50:44.041 God dammit! 2048 01:50:44.042 --> 01:50:46.291 You can't give me shit for this, we broke up. 2049 01:50:46.292 --> 01:50:47.749 - I'm so sorry. - What are you doing? 2050 01:50:47.750 --> 01:50:49.332 You looking for your mark? - Yeah. 2051 01:50:49.333 --> 01:50:51.166 I've actually never done this before, so will she-- 2052 01:50:51.167 --> 01:50:52.916 You kind of hold her, help her out a little bit. 2053 01:50:52.917 --> 01:50:54.041 Bit more up, right, like this? 2054 01:50:54.042 --> 01:50:56.166 $1,600? 2055 01:50:56.167 --> 01:50:58.166 That's fine. - I have a tear. 2056 01:50:58.167 --> 01:50:59.499 - That's good. - Sorry. 2057 01:50:59.500 --> 01:51:01.958 Get back in there. There's other scenes for that. 2058 01:51:10.708 --> 01:51:12.332 Well, maybe Olivia Capita-- 2059 01:51:12.333 --> 01:51:13.499 What's my name? 2060 01:51:13.500 --> 01:51:14.542 Just... 2061 01:51:15.542 --> 01:51:25.499 Oh, baby. 2062 01:51:25.500 --> 01:51:28.333 You're not helping. 2063 01:51:30.333 --> 01:51:31.666 I told you that was gonna happen. 2064 01:51:31.667 --> 01:51:32.832 What did you think was gonna happen? 2065 01:51:32.833 --> 01:51:35.249 You'd swallow it whole? 2066 01:51:35.250 --> 01:51:38.416 Let us consider the nature of love. 2067 01:51:38.417 --> 01:51:41.416 I think that every successful relationship finds joy 2068 01:51:41.417 --> 01:51:44.916 in the care and the effort, 2069 01:51:44.917 --> 01:51:46.332 as a collective. 2070 01:51:46.333 --> 01:51:47.999 Speaking of a collective, 2071 01:51:48.000 --> 01:51:50.332 have you guys heard the story about how Connor and Olivia 2072 01:51:50.333 --> 01:51:52.832 and his baby mama all got together? 2073 01:51:52.833 --> 01:51:55.917 Oh, no.