WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:48.132 And tonight's winning numbers are... 4 00:00:50.217 --> 00:00:51.552 five. 5 00:00:53.387 --> 00:00:54.722 Nine. 6 00:00:57.057 --> 00:00:58.350 Fifteen. 7 00:01:00.436 --> 00:01:02.021 Twenty-one. 8 00:01:04.149 --> 00:01:05.524 And the lucky number. 9 00:01:06.567 --> 00:01:08.778 - Thirty. 10 00:01:08.861 --> 00:01:11.198 Congratulations to the winner. 11 00:01:37.765 --> 00:01:39.642 Turn the water heater on, George. 12 00:01:39.725 --> 00:01:40.810 Hm? 13 00:01:41.519 --> 00:01:42.978 I'd like to shower. 14 00:01:44.106 --> 00:01:46.149 I'm not sure turning on the water heater 15 00:01:46.233 --> 00:01:48.818 should be on my list of responsibilities. 16 00:01:49.902 --> 00:01:51.946 You're out here first. You've been out here since-- 17 00:01:52.863 --> 00:01:55.658 Just turn the water heater on, please. 18 00:01:55.741 --> 00:01:56.826 I can't. 19 00:01:57.952 --> 00:01:59.119 Why? 20 00:02:00.288 --> 00:02:02.249 I'm busy making tea. 21 00:02:02.332 --> 00:02:04.083 The kettle is making tea. 22 00:02:04.167 --> 00:02:06.418 There she is. 23 00:02:29.317 --> 00:02:30.693 Whoops. 24 00:02:34.156 --> 00:02:36.407 Settle. Settle. 25 00:02:44.623 --> 00:02:47.877 Turn the water heater on, George. 26 00:02:50.213 --> 00:02:51.380 Going, going. 27 00:03:05.395 --> 00:03:07.897 - Go to work. - Work? 28 00:03:07.980 --> 00:03:10.317 Go to whatever you like to call it. 29 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:12.943 It's Sunday, the day of rest. 30 00:03:15.321 --> 00:03:18.490 You know, it's never too late to try something new. 31 00:03:18.574 --> 00:03:20.242 - Yes, it is. - I've suggested hobbies. 32 00:03:20.326 --> 00:03:22.703 - Do I strike you as a beekeeper? - George. 33 00:03:22.786 --> 00:03:24.580 Or maybe a stamp collector? 34 00:03:24.663 --> 00:03:26.540 Or should I paint tiny toy trains 35 00:03:26.624 --> 00:03:28.417 and make the conductor wave? 36 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:31.086 I am trying to cultivate a positive head space 37 00:03:31.170 --> 00:03:32.421 until the audition. 38 00:03:32.504 --> 00:03:33.881 Two days. 39 00:03:33.964 --> 00:03:36.342 I only need two days of peace, George. 40 00:03:38.427 --> 00:03:40.220 Goodbye. 41 00:03:41.180 --> 00:03:42.806 Have a nice day, Annie. 42 00:03:44.099 --> 00:03:45.601 Thanks, you too. 43 00:04:07.498 --> 00:04:09.333 - What? - Mr. George Decker? 44 00:04:09.416 --> 00:04:11.085 - No. - Yes. 45 00:04:11.168 --> 00:04:12.252 - No. - Yes. 46 00:04:12.336 --> 00:04:14.713 This is Jack and Associates Debt Collection. 47 00:04:14.797 --> 00:04:18.884 Your outstanding balance of $65,100.5 48 00:04:18.968 --> 00:04:21.261 - is past due-- 49 00:05:01.969 --> 00:05:03.178 The United States government 50 00:05:03.262 --> 00:05:04.972 and the American Firearm Federation 51 00:05:05.055 --> 00:05:06.390 would like to remind you that, 52 00:05:06.473 --> 00:05:09.226 due to recently passed U.S. code 060519, 53 00:05:09.311 --> 00:05:11.396 only the purchase of an approved firearm 54 00:05:11.479 --> 00:05:13.356 has universal coverage of health insurance. 55 00:05:13.440 --> 00:05:19.486 I repeat, health insurance can only be obtained or sustained with the purchase of an approved firearm. 56 00:05:19.570 --> 00:05:21.447 Please see that your local department 57 00:05:21.530 --> 00:05:23.532 for more information. 58 00:06:09.203 --> 00:06:10.788 Hottest thing in the market. 59 00:06:10.871 --> 00:06:13.375 Mm-hmm, yes I know it sounds like a lot-- 60 00:06:13.458 --> 00:06:14.500 I'm going to the Bahamas. 61 00:06:15.377 --> 00:06:19.046 If I were you, I'd get in now. The fundamentals are sound. 62 00:06:19.588 --> 00:06:21.173 It may be my brokerage, 63 00:06:21.256 --> 00:06:23.092 but at the risk of offending compliance, 64 00:06:23.175 --> 00:06:25.636 which is a department of me... 65 00:06:25.719 --> 00:06:27.346 I just wanted to let you know 66 00:06:27.430 --> 00:06:29.723 I'm investing in this company myself. 67 00:06:30.599 --> 00:06:33.560 A wise decision. I'll put that through today. 68 00:06:33.644 --> 00:06:35.104 All right. Love you too, Mom. 69 00:06:36.481 --> 00:06:38.982 Flexing that economics degree, are you, Kent? 70 00:06:39.066 --> 00:06:42.528 Uh, triple majoring at Bloward University cost a pretty penny. 71 00:06:42.611 --> 00:06:44.154 I've got to put it to use when I can. 72 00:06:44.238 --> 00:06:48.450 So, when are you headed to the Isle of June? 73 00:06:48.534 --> 00:06:49.785 What's that? 74 00:06:49.868 --> 00:06:50.994 The most beautiful place from space. 75 00:06:51.078 --> 00:06:52.913 - I don't follow. - The Bahamas. 76 00:06:52.996 --> 00:06:54.499 Ah. 77 00:06:54.582 --> 00:06:57.126 I would like to think soon. 78 00:06:57.209 --> 00:06:58.585 Soon. 79 00:06:58.669 --> 00:07:00.547 Okay. Yeah. 80 00:07:00.630 --> 00:07:02.424 Look at you. Go, go, George. 81 00:07:02.507 --> 00:07:03.841 Go, go, George. 82 00:07:05.092 --> 00:07:07.010 - It has a ring to it. - Alliteration. 83 00:07:07.094 --> 00:07:09.221 - A literal ring, in a sense-- - I know what alliteration is. 84 00:07:09.304 --> 00:07:12.349 - It's the constant repetition-- - I'm aware. 85 00:07:12.434 --> 00:07:13.976 Do you know onomatopoeia? 86 00:07:14.059 --> 00:07:15.435 I do. 87 00:07:18.648 --> 00:07:19.773 Swah! 88 00:07:21.859 --> 00:07:24.069 - Yes. - You're a smart man, George. 89 00:07:24.153 --> 00:07:26.989 Always have been a smart man, even if you didn't want to. 90 00:07:30.493 --> 00:07:31.493 I didn't mean to... 91 00:07:31.577 --> 00:07:32.870 Oh. 92 00:07:33.537 --> 00:07:34.997 Bygones and all that. 93 00:07:35.080 --> 00:07:36.206 Yeah. 94 00:07:36.999 --> 00:07:41.378 So, are you leaving soon, soon? 95 00:07:41.962 --> 00:07:43.255 Have you been saving? 96 00:07:44.674 --> 00:07:45.757 Yes. 97 00:07:45.841 --> 00:07:47.551 Here and there. 98 00:07:49.261 --> 00:07:50.345 No. 99 00:07:50.429 --> 00:07:51.680 Well, maybe today's your lucky day. 100 00:07:51.763 --> 00:07:53.432 Win the lotto, settle up with me, 101 00:07:53.516 --> 00:07:55.601 and then jet off to a new life with the missus, huh? 102 00:07:56.686 --> 00:07:58.020 All right. 103 00:08:00.230 --> 00:08:03.734 Um, you know, I've never calculated a total. 104 00:08:03.817 --> 00:08:05.986 - It's been years. - Time flies. 105 00:08:06.571 --> 00:08:08.531 - Maybe we should get an idea? - Oh, I'd love to. 106 00:08:08.615 --> 00:08:10.115 I'm-- I'm in a bit of a rush. 107 00:08:10.199 --> 00:08:11.950 - Of course. - Work. 108 00:08:12.034 --> 00:08:13.952 Okay, well, take pride in being a man 109 00:08:14.036 --> 00:08:15.746 who's important to society, all right? 110 00:08:17.582 --> 00:08:20.585 Oh, and did Annie book that infomercial? 111 00:08:20.668 --> 00:08:23.170 Um, audition's in a couple days. 112 00:08:23.253 --> 00:08:26.506 I-- I told you, as soon as her acting career takes off, 113 00:08:26.590 --> 00:08:28.133 I'll pay you back. 114 00:08:28.217 --> 00:08:29.968 But then that'll be her money, though, George. 115 00:08:31.638 --> 00:08:32.679 We're married. 116 00:08:37.476 --> 00:08:38.560 Have a good one. 117 00:08:55.662 --> 00:08:58.080 Have you seen him? 118 00:08:58.163 --> 00:08:59.665 No, sorry. 119 00:09:01.625 --> 00:09:03.001 You're 45 minutes late. 120 00:09:03.085 --> 00:09:04.795 We don't open till 11. 121 00:09:04.878 --> 00:09:06.797 Why must we be here so goddamn early? 122 00:09:06.880 --> 00:09:08.298 As Mother used to say, 123 00:09:08.382 --> 00:09:10.552 "Preparation is the buns for the meat." 124 00:09:10.635 --> 00:09:12.552 Preparation is the buns for the meat. 125 00:09:12.636 --> 00:09:14.096 Mother said that. 126 00:09:14.179 --> 00:09:16.306 Thank God for nonsense from your dead mom. 127 00:09:16.390 --> 00:09:18.685 Are you implying that my experience isn't satisfactory? 128 00:09:18.768 --> 00:09:21.186 I have been in the workforce longer than you've been alive. 129 00:09:21.270 --> 00:09:23.939 Don't cry me any blue-collar tears, bitch. 130 00:09:24.022 --> 00:09:27.067 Don't blame me for your horizontal life. 131 00:09:31.363 --> 00:09:33.616 I'm moving you from the floor. 132 00:09:33.700 --> 00:09:34.950 Excuse me? 133 00:09:35.033 --> 00:09:36.785 I'm putting you in the custodial department. 134 00:09:36.868 --> 00:09:38.328 - The fuck? - Don't you raise 135 00:09:38.412 --> 00:09:39.955 - your voice with me. - What the flying shit? 136 00:09:40.038 --> 00:09:41.081 I am a stellar waiter. 137 00:09:41.164 --> 00:09:42.374 Mother made this restaurant 138 00:09:42.457 --> 00:09:43.792 the institution that it is today, 139 00:09:43.875 --> 00:09:45.294 and your commitment hasn't lived up 140 00:09:45.377 --> 00:09:46.837 to our time-tested standards. 141 00:09:46.920 --> 00:09:48.338 - My commitment? - I can't have you pi-- 142 00:09:48.422 --> 00:09:49.548 By your standards? 143 00:09:49.632 --> 00:09:51.383 I can't have you pissing all over her grave 144 00:09:51.466 --> 00:09:53.593 with your disrespectful behavior. 145 00:09:53.677 --> 00:09:56.598 When have I ever exhibited disrespectful behavior? 146 00:09:56.681 --> 00:09:58.600 Marie. 147 00:09:58.683 --> 00:10:00.350 You're a worthless donkey roasting in the twilight 148 00:10:00.434 --> 00:10:02.269 - of your life. - Hm. There's a raise for you. 149 00:10:02.352 --> 00:10:04.146 - Thank you. - Tod, you're up. 150 00:10:04.229 --> 00:10:05.480 Be cruel. 151 00:10:05.564 --> 00:10:08.400 Y-- you-- you-- you're-- you're a miserable man, 152 00:10:08.483 --> 00:10:12.988 and you smell like fat beer shit. Oh, I'm so proud of my boy. 153 00:10:13.071 --> 00:10:14.906 - Thanks. - This is abuse. 154 00:10:14.990 --> 00:10:16.700 This, this is corruption. 155 00:10:16.783 --> 00:10:18.285 Is this your way of quitting? 156 00:10:18.368 --> 00:10:21.204 Flowered boy can't figure out how to use a mop? 157 00:10:23.625 --> 00:10:24.916 I'm not quitting. 158 00:10:27.002 --> 00:10:28.295 But I'm taking the day off. 159 00:10:29.796 --> 00:10:32.049 Unpaid. Naturally. 160 00:10:34.134 --> 00:10:35.594 - I did well. - You did so good. 161 00:10:35.678 --> 00:10:37.679 You did very good. 162 00:10:41.808 --> 00:10:43.477 You getting ready for that audition? 163 00:10:43.560 --> 00:10:44.644 Getting there. 164 00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:52.027 Right two. Kick it up a notch. 165 00:10:54.697 --> 00:10:56.990 I'm getting ready to mourn our 15th year anniversary, 166 00:10:57.074 --> 00:10:58.784 - if you can believe it. - Oh, that's a big one. 167 00:10:58.867 --> 00:11:02.705 Yeah, 15 years since Mickey moved me from everyone I love 168 00:11:02.789 --> 00:11:05.332 to an entry-level job that he gets fired from, 169 00:11:05.415 --> 00:11:08.377 only to end up baking all goddamn day. 170 00:11:08.460 --> 00:11:10.796 - Got unlucky. - Don't say that, Annie. 171 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:12.589 Don't-- He fucks everything up. 172 00:11:12.674 --> 00:11:13.840 If likes spending his time in the kitchen-- 173 00:11:13.924 --> 00:11:15.217 Shh. 174 00:11:19.096 --> 00:11:20.806 I am doing something to celebrate, though. 175 00:11:20.889 --> 00:11:22.182 Just me. 176 00:11:22.265 --> 00:11:24.017 I'm going skydiving. 177 00:11:24.101 --> 00:11:26.478 Skydiving? Alone? 178 00:11:26.561 --> 00:11:29.773 Uh, there's an instructor at the flight school place. Ty. 179 00:11:30.900 --> 00:11:33.736 Honestly, I'd rather spend my anniversary with him. 180 00:11:33.820 --> 00:11:34.736 Ty? 181 00:11:34.820 --> 00:11:37.030 Ty is a man. 182 00:11:38.198 --> 00:11:39.701 Man of experience. 183 00:11:42.244 --> 00:11:44.162 Reminder, turn off your cell phones 184 00:11:44.246 --> 00:11:45.789 before class begins. 185 00:11:45.872 --> 00:11:47.541 This is known, Abeline. 186 00:11:47.624 --> 00:11:49.918 How can we turn our cell phones off before class begins? 187 00:11:50.001 --> 00:11:51.878 It's already happened. The beginning is over. 188 00:11:52.839 --> 00:11:54.172 That's probably Ty calling. 189 00:11:54.256 --> 00:11:59.428 He's been trying to reach me all week. You know, it'd be sad if it wasn't so fucking cute. 190 00:12:00.303 --> 00:12:02.472 - Must be nice. - Yeah. 191 00:12:10.730 --> 00:12:13.692 And tonight's winning numbers are... 192 00:12:14.609 --> 00:12:15.861 six. 193 00:12:15.944 --> 00:12:17.696 Two. 194 00:12:17.780 --> 00:12:19.573 Nineteen. 195 00:12:19.656 --> 00:12:20.740 Twenty-three. 196 00:12:21.616 --> 00:12:23.034 Fifty-five. 197 00:12:23.118 --> 00:12:25.203 And the lucky number... 198 00:12:29.249 --> 00:12:31.293 Congratulations to the winner. 199 00:12:36.381 --> 00:12:37.842 Hi, everybody. 200 00:12:37.925 --> 00:12:40.218 It's me, Triceraglocks. 201 00:12:41.052 --> 00:12:42.637 Bang, bang. 202 00:12:42.721 --> 00:12:45.640 The ticket to Target Island is your very own 203 00:12:45.724 --> 00:12:47.684 Triceraglocks! 204 00:12:47.769 --> 00:12:51.605 line:5% That's right. For just $3.99, you can... 205 00:12:59.989 --> 00:13:00.947 I got shot today. 206 00:13:17.088 --> 00:13:18.131 I got demoted. 207 00:13:18.215 --> 00:13:20.509 Oh, shot and demoted. 208 00:13:20.842 --> 00:13:22.219 That's almost impressive. 209 00:13:32.771 --> 00:13:34.981 - What are you doing? - I read in a magazine today 210 00:13:35.065 --> 00:13:40.153 that an actress must absolutely practice her vocal warm-ups 211 00:13:40.237 --> 00:13:41.947 to keep her larynx loose. 212 00:13:44.324 --> 00:13:46.660 - Please don't. - Wow. Wow. 213 00:13:46.952 --> 00:13:48.411 - Wow. - Uh... 214 00:13:48.495 --> 00:13:49.829 Ooh. 215 00:13:49.913 --> 00:13:51.331 Ooh. 216 00:13:51.414 --> 00:13:52.749 Wow. Wow. 217 00:13:55.585 --> 00:13:57.546 Wow. Wow. 218 00:13:57.629 --> 00:13:59.673 - We really ought to get a gun. - No. 219 00:13:59.756 --> 00:14:01.550 ♪ Oh ♪ 220 00:14:01.633 --> 00:14:03.052 Wow. Wow. 221 00:14:03.718 --> 00:14:06.888 - I'd like to see a doctor. - The answer is no. 222 00:14:07.556 --> 00:14:09.851 - Wow. - We're the only people I know 223 00:14:09.934 --> 00:14:11.226 that don't have a gun. 224 00:14:11.309 --> 00:14:12.644 Okay, this is not up for debate. 225 00:14:13.311 --> 00:14:14.729 And now I have to start over. 226 00:14:27.534 --> 00:14:29.160 - What? - I forgot. 227 00:14:29.244 --> 00:14:30.913 Oh, we scheduled dinner with Gemma and Mikey. 228 00:14:31.413 --> 00:14:32.874 I didn't schedule anything. 229 00:14:32.957 --> 00:14:34.917 - Put your coat on. - I just unwrapped this. 230 00:14:35.001 --> 00:14:37.085 - Throw it in the fridge. - You want me to put a hot, 231 00:14:37.168 --> 00:14:38.878 frozen dinner in the fri-- 232 00:14:41.131 --> 00:14:43.133 the shade of the reality. 233 00:14:46.803 --> 00:14:49.264 Let's go further. 234 00:14:49.347 --> 00:14:51.224 We have a material . 235 00:14:52.809 --> 00:14:53.936 God. 236 00:14:56.563 --> 00:14:57.814 Hi, honey. 237 00:14:58.898 --> 00:15:00.108 Mm... 238 00:15:00.775 --> 00:15:02.902 I'm surprised to see you made time for us outside the kitchen. 239 00:15:02.986 --> 00:15:04.613 Oh, stop. 240 00:15:04.696 --> 00:15:06.072 - How-- how are you? - Fine. 241 00:15:08.074 --> 00:15:09.117 It's been an hour. 242 00:15:09.952 --> 00:15:16.750 Uh, traffic, uh, on the highway was just brutal. Huh. Must have been an accident. I took the highway and flew. 243 00:15:26.718 --> 00:15:27.719 Usuals for me. 244 00:15:27.802 --> 00:15:29.012 We're supposed to be closed. 245 00:15:37.604 --> 00:15:39.314 George, how's your end of things? 246 00:15:39.397 --> 00:15:40.523 George got promoted today. 247 00:15:40.607 --> 00:15:43.485 Good for you. 248 00:15:43.568 --> 00:15:45.362 I've been saying it since day one. 249 00:15:45.445 --> 00:15:47.489 You're going to be running that place in no time. 250 00:15:47.572 --> 00:15:50.158 Have you been job hunting, Mikey? 251 00:15:50.241 --> 00:15:53.495 Uh, you got let go... 252 00:15:53.578 --> 00:15:54.788 when? 253 00:15:55.246 --> 00:15:58.084 Time is an illusion to the fun employed. 254 00:16:01.211 --> 00:16:02.921 Yeah, yeah. 255 00:16:03.005 --> 00:16:04.339 No, I-- I've been busy. 256 00:16:04.422 --> 00:16:06.841 I haven't slept in-- 257 00:16:06.925 --> 00:16:08.385 Oh, I haven't slept in-- 258 00:16:08.468 --> 00:16:10.095 I haven't slept in-- 259 00:16:10.178 --> 00:16:11.596 - I-- - He's been baking. 260 00:16:12.180 --> 00:16:14.933 He is just so proud of those pies. 261 00:16:15.017 --> 00:16:17.018 - I'll tell you my slogan. - Oh, can't wait. 262 00:16:17.102 --> 00:16:18.603 Please. 263 00:16:18.687 --> 00:16:21.314 "With a little discipline and a little practice, 264 00:16:21.398 --> 00:16:24.359 hardly anything is off the table. 265 00:16:24.442 --> 00:16:27.989 At Mikey's, the pies are on the table." 266 00:16:28.072 --> 00:16:29.698 Goddamn you. 267 00:16:29.781 --> 00:16:31.408 - It's a little wordy. - The message is-- that's... 268 00:16:31.491 --> 00:16:33.576 - That is... - It's nearly there. 269 00:16:37.164 --> 00:16:38.206 Oh. 270 00:17:07.902 --> 00:17:09.279 - Mine is better. - Yeah, I've imagine that-- 271 00:17:09.362 --> 00:17:11.698 - Imagine so... - We knew, it was. Yeah. 272 00:17:11.781 --> 00:17:13.199 Would you like a bite, sweetheart? 273 00:17:14.909 --> 00:17:18.288 In-- in what universe would I eat pie to placate you? 274 00:17:24.002 --> 00:17:25.046 Oh. 275 00:17:27.214 --> 00:17:28.798 You're good, hon. 276 00:17:28.882 --> 00:17:29.924 Whoo-wee. 277 00:18:03.167 --> 00:18:04.542 - Tomorrow's the first. - Fuck. 278 00:18:04.626 --> 00:18:06.295 - What? - What? 279 00:18:06.628 --> 00:18:08.671 - Tomorrow's the first. - And? 280 00:18:09.756 --> 00:18:10.882 Bill day. 281 00:18:11.466 --> 00:18:12.759 Yeah. 282 00:18:13.426 --> 00:18:16.138 That's sort of your thing, right? 283 00:18:16.222 --> 00:18:18.807 Okay, I have been paying for everything forever 284 00:18:18.890 --> 00:18:21.226 and I've decided that it's going to stop. 285 00:18:22.435 --> 00:18:23.895 Uh, why? 286 00:18:25.563 --> 00:18:29.400 I sell insurance, George. You know? I'm not rich. 287 00:18:29.484 --> 00:18:31.278 Uh, we're married? 288 00:18:32.028 --> 00:18:34.781 Well, how about your life insurance premium, for instance? 289 00:18:34.864 --> 00:18:37.826 This is money I'm theoretically going to get when you die. 290 00:18:37.909 --> 00:18:39.994 You should pay your premium. You should pay for your death. 291 00:18:40.078 --> 00:18:41.538 Who says I'm going to die first? 292 00:18:41.621 --> 00:18:43.706 - Don't be funny, George. - Why am I being punished? 293 00:18:43.790 --> 00:18:46.084 You're not being punished. It's called a teachable moment. 294 00:18:46.168 --> 00:18:48.503 You're teaching me. You are teaching me? 295 00:18:48.586 --> 00:18:50.547 Okay, from tomorrow on, I'm covering my half. 296 00:18:50.630 --> 00:18:52.215 - You're covering yours. - My half of what? 297 00:18:52.298 --> 00:18:56.177 Everything. Okay? Times are changing, dear. 298 00:18:56.261 --> 00:18:58.096 Don't you want to be a modern man? 299 00:18:59.514 --> 00:19:00.932 Could've signed a prenup, you know. 300 00:19:01.015 --> 00:19:02.100 Yeah, I know. 301 00:19:02.684 --> 00:19:04.477 I thought you were going to be some big shot. 302 00:19:10.942 --> 00:19:12.277 Turn the water heater on. 303 00:19:12.360 --> 00:19:14.070 I'm making tea. 304 00:19:14.155 --> 00:19:15.488 - The kettle is making tea. - The kettle does my bidding. 305 00:19:15.572 --> 00:19:17.282 - I make the tea around here. - Hello? 306 00:19:17.365 --> 00:19:18.533 Mr. George Decker? 307 00:19:18.616 --> 00:19:19.826 - His wife. - Just as well. 308 00:19:19.909 --> 00:19:21.287 - This is Jack-- 309 00:19:23.289 --> 00:19:24.455 The water heater. 310 00:19:27.292 --> 00:19:28.751 The United States government 311 00:19:28.835 --> 00:19:30.712 and the American Gun Owners Federation 312 00:19:30.795 --> 00:19:32.338 would like to share an amendment 313 00:19:32.422 --> 00:19:33.923 to the recently passed legislation. 314 00:19:34.007 --> 00:19:36.968 Health insurance is now available á la carte, 315 00:19:37.051 --> 00:19:39.512 without to the previously required assimilation 316 00:19:39.596 --> 00:19:45.351 to purchase of firearms. Coverage begins at $200,000 per insured person. 317 00:20:08.124 --> 00:20:09.250 We interrupt this program 318 00:20:09.334 --> 00:20:10.919 for breaking news. 319 00:20:11.544 --> 00:20:13.212 - The suspect... - Have you heard about this? 320 00:20:13.296 --> 00:20:18.843 ...for the murder of her 48-year-old husband. Police believe that the suspect had sabotaged 321 00:20:18.927 --> 00:20:21.638 her husband's life jacket and pushed him overboard, 322 00:20:21.721 --> 00:20:23.806 knowing he was unable to swim. 323 00:20:24.391 --> 00:20:26.809 Court documents claim she was after a nearly 324 00:20:26.893 --> 00:20:29.520 $2 million life insurance payout. 325 00:20:32.857 --> 00:20:34.233 "And now night falls, 326 00:20:34.984 --> 00:20:38.237 Me, tempest-tost, and driven from pillar to post, 327 00:20:39.323 --> 00:20:41.240 A poor, worn ghost." 328 00:20:42.575 --> 00:20:44.702 - That's beautiful. - Dowson. 329 00:20:45.620 --> 00:20:46.955 Thought it might be yours. 330 00:20:47.830 --> 00:20:49.457 Poetry might have been my second major 331 00:20:49.540 --> 00:20:51.293 at Bloward University, but no. 332 00:20:51.918 --> 00:20:54.504 In my three collections, I never reached Dowson. 333 00:20:54.587 --> 00:20:55.922 But that's okay. 334 00:20:56.005 --> 00:20:57.840 A man needs something to aspire to. 335 00:21:01.219 --> 00:21:02.470 $2 million. 336 00:21:02.553 --> 00:21:04.555 A nice chunk of change, but not worth it. 337 00:21:04.639 --> 00:21:06.140 Worth what? 338 00:21:07.434 --> 00:21:08.893 The soul, George. 339 00:21:08.977 --> 00:21:11.062 Madness eats away at the soul. 340 00:21:13.231 --> 00:21:14.524 Eh. 341 00:21:16.776 --> 00:21:18.528 Do you ever get bored, Kent? 342 00:21:18.611 --> 00:21:20.071 Bored of what? 343 00:21:20.905 --> 00:21:21.948 This. 344 00:21:22.657 --> 00:21:24.409 I built Kent's from the ground up 345 00:21:24.492 --> 00:21:26.452 all by myself, man. 346 00:21:29.290 --> 00:21:30.832 I, uh, I didn't mean to-- 347 00:21:30.915 --> 00:21:32.000 I know. 348 00:21:32.417 --> 00:21:34.669 We all have bad days at work. 349 00:21:34.752 --> 00:21:36.004 What about not working? 350 00:21:36.087 --> 00:21:37.588 Well, that's what we work towards. 351 00:21:37.672 --> 00:21:39.173 See, I don't-- I just-- 352 00:21:39.257 --> 00:21:44.220 I don't-- I don't know how I feel about that. About what exactly? - Working as a way of... 353 00:21:45.096 --> 00:21:46.139 waiting. 354 00:21:49.392 --> 00:21:51.102 Try to have a good one, George. 355 00:21:53.521 --> 00:21:54.856 This one's on me. 356 00:22:01.487 --> 00:22:05.700 This one's on me? 357 00:22:55.708 --> 00:22:57.418 The numbers are... 358 00:22:57.502 --> 00:22:58.878 nine. 359 00:23:01.214 --> 00:23:02.548 Fuck! 360 00:23:02.632 --> 00:23:04.008 Seven. 361 00:23:04.717 --> 00:23:06.010 Eighty-eight. 362 00:23:13.559 --> 00:23:17.188 Time to rehearse. 363 00:23:17.271 --> 00:23:20.525 Do you have a life of spills, drips, and other wet messes? 364 00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:23.402 Do you have a life of spills, drips, 365 00:23:23.486 --> 00:23:25.488 and other wet messes? 366 00:23:26.781 --> 00:23:29.367 Wow Sponge. Wow. Wow, 367 00:23:30.326 --> 00:23:32.161 Wow. Wow. Wow, wow. 368 00:23:33.455 --> 00:23:34.622 Wow! 369 00:23:35.706 --> 00:23:37.125 There it is. 370 00:23:37.208 --> 00:23:38.751 Wow Sponge! 371 00:23:38.835 --> 00:23:40.586 There it is, yes! 372 00:23:40.670 --> 00:23:42.672 Wow. Wow Sponge! 373 00:23:49.471 --> 00:23:50.888 - George! - Mikey. 374 00:23:50.972 --> 00:23:53.641 You two know each other? Our wives are friends. 375 00:23:53.724 --> 00:23:55.309 Oh, small world. 376 00:23:55.393 --> 00:23:56.894 You know, Mikey is about to start a business. 377 00:23:56.978 --> 00:23:58.104 Isn't that something? 378 00:23:58.187 --> 00:24:00.481 Gathering munitions, as it were. 379 00:24:00.565 --> 00:24:02.817 And to have such a supportive wife 380 00:24:02.900 --> 00:24:04.694 like Gemma makes all the difference. 381 00:24:04.777 --> 00:24:06.070 I'm a lucky guy. 382 00:24:06.154 --> 00:24:08.072 Usual for me. 383 00:24:12.034 --> 00:24:16.122 Uh, put it on my card. Whatever George wants is on my wife this morning. 384 00:24:16.205 --> 00:24:19.333 In that case, uh, ma-- ma-- make it two tickets then, huh? 385 00:24:19.417 --> 00:24:20.459 Let's not get greedy. 386 00:24:22.712 --> 00:24:23.754 Lottery, huh? 387 00:24:24.673 --> 00:24:26.924 Not for me. I like to know where I stand. 388 00:24:27.008 --> 00:24:29.427 - Me too, brother. - Different strokes. 389 00:24:31.846 --> 00:24:33.639 - See you guys. - Mr. Decker. 390 00:24:33.723 --> 00:24:35.099 George. 391 00:24:37.435 --> 00:24:39.729 Top tier, isn't he? 392 00:24:40.563 --> 00:24:41.898 Mm-hmm. 393 00:24:54.827 --> 00:24:56.579 Principal Breyer. 394 00:24:56.662 --> 00:24:58.497 Uh, who else would it be? 395 00:24:58.581 --> 00:25:00.082 May I come in? 396 00:25:00.166 --> 00:25:04.378 Uh, you need to schedule something with, uh, eh, what's her name out there? - Just hoping I could-- 397 00:25:04.462 --> 00:25:06.297 I don't mind talking with you when it's scheduled. 398 00:25:06.380 --> 00:25:10.259 Okay? It's almost Triceraglocks hour in the auditorium. 399 00:25:10.343 --> 00:25:11.677 You know the deal. Mandatory attendance. 400 00:25:11.761 --> 00:25:13.095 Chop, chop. 401 00:25:13.179 --> 00:25:15.599 - Just that I-- - I said chop, chop. Okay? 402 00:25:15.682 --> 00:25:18.559 When an adult says "chop, chop," you chop twice. 403 00:25:18.643 --> 00:25:20.019 Okay? Hmm. 404 00:25:24.148 --> 00:25:27.318 I love my job. I love my job. 405 00:25:29.403 --> 00:25:31.530 Incoming voicemail from Ty, 406 00:25:31.614 --> 00:25:33.449 the hot skydive instructor. 407 00:25:39.706 --> 00:25:40.539 Hello, Mikey. 408 00:25:41.123 --> 00:25:43.709 Uh, can you stop, uh, whisking? 409 00:25:43.793 --> 00:25:45.503 The huffing is nauseating. 410 00:25:45.587 --> 00:25:48.297 Um, I'm out for dinner with a friend from work tonight. 411 00:25:48.381 --> 00:25:49.507 That's all. 412 00:25:57.223 --> 00:25:59.225 Welcome back to the all-day, 413 00:25:59.308 --> 00:26:02.270 every day, true crime marathon where we show you 414 00:26:02.353 --> 00:26:04.647 cheating spouses and gruesome murders, 415 00:26:04.730 --> 00:26:07.650 24/7 in graphic detail. 416 00:26:07.733 --> 00:26:09.694 For your casual entertainment. 417 00:26:28.963 --> 00:26:32.508 "Don't come in today. Piper's building flooded." 418 00:26:33.634 --> 00:26:34.927 Wow. 419 00:26:36.595 --> 00:26:39.724 Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. 420 00:26:39.807 --> 00:26:44.520 ♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow ♪ 421 00:26:44.605 --> 00:26:47.273 ♪ Wow ♪ 422 00:26:47.356 --> 00:26:49.525 Wow. 423 00:26:49.610 --> 00:26:52.445 Wow, wow, wow. 424 00:26:52.528 --> 00:26:53.988 Wow, wow. 425 00:26:54.071 --> 00:26:56.742 Oh, wow. 426 00:27:11.464 --> 00:27:12.548 Hello? 427 00:27:13.549 --> 00:27:14.633 What? 428 00:27:15.761 --> 00:27:16.969 Today? 429 00:27:17.053 --> 00:27:18.763 You want-- you want to reschedule to today? 430 00:27:18.846 --> 00:27:21.057 Toni-- Uh, oh, yes. 431 00:27:21.140 --> 00:27:22.892 Yes, yes. I'll be right there. 432 00:27:24.645 --> 00:27:28.647 Hello. Uh, 'm Annie Decker, and I'm an actress. 433 00:27:28.731 --> 00:27:32.653 And I'm reading for the role of Wow Sponge infomercial host. 434 00:27:33.277 --> 00:27:35.781 - Age? - Thirty-one years. 435 00:27:36.447 --> 00:27:39.701 - Height? - 5'4", sopping wet. 436 00:27:39.785 --> 00:27:41.952 No, 5'4". In heels. 437 00:27:42.704 --> 00:27:43.789 5'4". 438 00:27:44.205 --> 00:27:45.666 Social security number? 439 00:27:46.290 --> 00:27:47.875 Social security number? 440 00:27:47.958 --> 00:27:50.961 Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. 441 00:27:52.505 --> 00:27:53.547 Yes, really. 442 00:27:54.716 --> 00:27:55.800 Action. 443 00:28:00.679 --> 00:28:01.847 Hi there. 444 00:28:01.931 --> 00:28:04.100 I'm Annie from Wow! Sponge. 445 00:28:04.768 --> 00:28:13.275 Do you have a life of spills, drips, and other wet messes? Are you a busy working gal in need of a quick fix? 446 00:28:13.692 --> 00:28:14.985 Do you know what would fill 447 00:28:15.069 --> 00:28:16.695 that unnameable hole inside of you, 448 00:28:16.779 --> 00:28:18.906 eating you alive from the inside out? 449 00:28:19.698 --> 00:28:21.033 I do. 450 00:28:21.785 --> 00:28:23.536 It's the Wow! Sponge. 451 00:28:24.120 --> 00:28:27.081 You'll be spilling things just to clean them up. 452 00:28:27.164 --> 00:28:30.751 It's like a sponge, but... wow! 453 00:28:34.213 --> 00:28:37.718 The Wow Sponge holds twice its weight in liquid. 454 00:28:38.092 --> 00:28:41.512 Look at that. It's doing all the work. 455 00:28:42.012 --> 00:28:46.016 Now that is what I call the "Wow Factor." 456 00:28:46.100 --> 00:28:48.644 It doesn't drip. It doesn't make a mess. It's-- 457 00:28:49.728 --> 00:28:51.689 Say it with me. 458 00:28:51.773 --> 00:28:52.940 Wow! 459 00:28:53.023 --> 00:28:56.193 Now, the Wow Sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge, 460 00:28:56.277 --> 00:28:58.529 which is a downright steal. 461 00:28:58.612 --> 00:29:00.281 But if you call now, 462 00:29:00.364 --> 00:29:02.116 and I mean in the next 20 minutes, 463 00:29:02.199 --> 00:29:04.118 because we can't hand sponges out 464 00:29:04.201 --> 00:29:06.203 all willy-nilly ad infinitum. 465 00:29:06.287 --> 00:29:10.834 We will fill in a second Wow Sponge absolutely free. 466 00:29:10.917 --> 00:29:12.084 That's right. You heard me. 467 00:29:12.168 --> 00:29:15.045 That is two Wow Sponges for only $3.99. 468 00:29:15.129 --> 00:29:18.007 I am swooning. Here's how to order. 469 00:29:18.090 --> 00:29:22.845 You call 555-555-5555. 470 00:29:22.928 --> 00:29:25.014 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow. 471 00:29:25.097 --> 00:29:26.599 Beware, Wow Sponge imitators. 472 00:29:26.682 --> 00:29:30.102 There is only one true sponge. And it's Wow! 473 00:29:30.186 --> 00:29:34.816 That's 555-555-5555. 474 00:29:45.868 --> 00:29:47.161 Oh. 475 00:30:05.806 --> 00:30:07.389 I need you to take out the trash. 476 00:30:31.914 --> 00:30:33.249 Why are you stopping? 477 00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:42.299 Pick it up. 478 00:30:44.385 --> 00:30:45.719 I'm off the clock. 479 00:30:47.805 --> 00:30:50.182 Pick it up. 480 00:30:51.935 --> 00:30:53.561 You have five seconds, George. 481 00:30:53.936 --> 00:30:56.981 Five, four, 482 00:30:57.064 --> 00:30:58.984 three, two... 483 00:30:59.067 --> 00:31:00.317 Why do you treat me like this? 484 00:31:00.401 --> 00:31:02.152 Who are you going to tell? 485 00:31:04.488 --> 00:31:06.867 Oh, God. Oh, no, Lucy. 486 00:31:06.950 --> 00:31:07.993 Oh, I'm so sorry. 487 00:31:10.954 --> 00:31:12.246 Oh, my goddamn knees. 488 00:31:12.329 --> 00:31:13.914 - Whiny little boy. - I-- 489 00:31:13.998 --> 00:31:16.792 Oh, fuck. 490 00:31:26.302 --> 00:31:27.888 You don't have to. 491 00:31:41.900 --> 00:31:43.902 Do you want me to... 492 00:31:46.071 --> 00:31:47.781 No. 493 00:31:47.865 --> 00:31:49.910 We are proud to present the world premiere of... 494 00:31:49.993 --> 00:31:51.201 Sylvia Plath, 495 00:31:51.285 --> 00:31:54.496 poet, lover, lady carbon monoxide. 496 00:31:55.122 --> 00:31:56.582 Did you pay for your half of the bills? 497 00:31:57.124 --> 00:31:58.500 I paid for mine. 498 00:32:12.015 --> 00:32:13.265 Got something to tell you. 499 00:32:13.349 --> 00:32:14.642 Is it good night? 500 00:32:15.392 --> 00:32:16.769 I got the part. 501 00:32:19.938 --> 00:32:22.441 Oh. Oh, my God. About... 502 00:32:23.901 --> 00:32:24.945 about the audition? 503 00:32:25.235 --> 00:32:26.987 They changed it. I went in today. 504 00:32:27.071 --> 00:32:28.530 I can't believe it. 505 00:32:28.614 --> 00:32:30.824 I'm finally gonna make something of myself. 506 00:32:30.908 --> 00:32:32.409 Oh, oh, my God, Annie. 507 00:32:32.493 --> 00:32:35.704 Oh! Oh, dear good Lord, we're saved. 508 00:32:35.788 --> 00:32:37.958 - W-- we? - You and me, baby, you and me. 509 00:32:38.041 --> 00:32:40.876 Wh, uh, uh, where-- where-- where-- where-- 510 00:32:40.961 --> 00:32:43.420 where's the check? What's your cut of the royalties? 511 00:32:44.588 --> 00:32:46.423 There's no money, hon. 512 00:32:47.925 --> 00:32:49.093 It's non-union. 513 00:32:50.178 --> 00:32:51.261 What? 514 00:32:52.221 --> 00:32:54.515 No, I get paid an experience. 515 00:32:54.598 --> 00:32:58.852 And experience is valuable. I mean, even more valuable than money, they said. 516 00:32:59.436 --> 00:33:00.938 I just wanted to tell you in case 517 00:33:01.022 --> 00:33:03.190 you wanted to have some sweet dreams tonight. 518 00:33:08.737 --> 00:33:10.614 They're sending us sponges. 519 00:33:11.365 --> 00:33:13.075 For free, George. 520 00:33:13.909 --> 00:33:15.619 Free Wow Sponges. 521 00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:19.165 Wow. 522 00:33:30.801 --> 00:33:33.637 A $2 million life insurance pay. 523 00:33:34.722 --> 00:33:37.058 And she almost made it, too. 524 00:33:37.558 --> 00:33:38.976 That's sloppy. 525 00:33:41.061 --> 00:33:43.856 Can't have witnesses. That's rule number one. 526 00:33:45.315 --> 00:33:47.317 Make it look like an accident. 527 00:33:48.610 --> 00:33:51.405 Everything you own is old and leaky. 528 00:33:52.073 --> 00:33:54.199 Your house is full of shit, George. 529 00:33:55.117 --> 00:33:57.244 No one would suspect a thing. 530 00:33:58.996 --> 00:34:00.372 Send Annie to hell 531 00:34:00.456 --> 00:34:03.584 and let the cool island breeze carry you home. 532 00:34:12.676 --> 00:34:15.387 Lucy, I am taking the day off. 533 00:34:16.013 --> 00:34:19.183 My wife and I are celebrating a professional accomplishment. 534 00:34:21.518 --> 00:34:24.521 Yes, hers. I-- I-- I'm aware I haven't had 535 00:34:24.605 --> 00:34:26.607 a professional accomplishment in some time. 536 00:34:27.191 --> 00:34:28.484 Goodbye. 537 00:34:59.182 --> 00:35:00.224 It's so exciting. 538 00:35:00.307 --> 00:35:02.309 I mean, it's so cool, Annie, for real. 539 00:35:04.978 --> 00:35:06.396 Shouldn't take this long to get a cup of tea. 540 00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:08.732 Ugh, what's the rush? We're celebrating. 541 00:35:08.816 --> 00:35:10.651 You took the day off for me. Let's enjoy it. 542 00:35:10.734 --> 00:35:13.737 - I was thinking we could-- - I know, and I want to, but... 543 00:35:15.240 --> 00:35:16.448 I gotta get to flight school. 544 00:35:17.200 --> 00:35:19.993 - Again? - He's got me, Annie. 545 00:35:20.077 --> 00:35:21.121 He's got me good. 546 00:35:21.745 --> 00:35:24.249 Wait, do you always go there and never to his house? 547 00:35:24.332 --> 00:35:26.124 - Never. - Why? 548 00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:31.004 - Fuck. - Yes! 549 00:35:31.088 --> 00:35:34.883 Oh, come on, come on. Come on! Come on! 550 00:35:35.217 --> 00:35:37.177 Come on! 551 00:35:37.261 --> 00:35:39.263 Fuck me. 552 00:35:39.346 --> 00:35:42.057 I would. 553 00:35:46.146 --> 00:35:48.480 - You can pick up. - Doesn't matter with you. 554 00:35:49.231 --> 00:35:50.858 If Ty calls, I'll answer. 555 00:35:50.941 --> 00:35:52.943 Don't you think he's gonna get, uh, suspicious? 556 00:35:53.026 --> 00:35:55.028 That would require a single fucking brain cell 557 00:35:55.112 --> 00:35:57.197 to fire about anything other than... 558 00:35:58.615 --> 00:36:00.576 - pies. - Hmm. 559 00:36:00.659 --> 00:36:02.286 Annie, if you had told me when I was a little girl 560 00:36:02.369 --> 00:36:03.996 that pies would come to haunt me, 561 00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:06.415 I mean, really, pies are my fucking cross to bear? 562 00:36:10.919 --> 00:36:12.129 Annie? 563 00:36:12.213 --> 00:36:13.714 Hmm? 564 00:36:13.797 --> 00:36:15.549 Sometimes you get this, like, weird twitch in your eye. 565 00:36:17.384 --> 00:36:18.927 Okay, I've never told anyone this. 566 00:36:19.011 --> 00:36:21.388 Not even George. Well, you can trust me, right? 567 00:36:22.139 --> 00:36:24.099 I mean, you know you can talk to me about anything? 568 00:36:27.102 --> 00:36:28.186 Okay. 569 00:36:30.188 --> 00:36:32.317 Well, these pills you see me take, 570 00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:34.235 they're meant to stop me 571 00:36:34.319 --> 00:36:36.278 from letting certain thoughts, certain-- 572 00:36:37.529 --> 00:36:39.282 Sometimes I picture just-- 573 00:36:39.365 --> 00:36:40.574 Oh, my God! 574 00:36:55.547 --> 00:36:57.841 Mrs. Breyer. It's been a while. 575 00:36:58.342 --> 00:36:59.593 Hi, Annie. 576 00:37:02.262 --> 00:37:04.806 You ladies doing okay? Or... 577 00:37:07.310 --> 00:37:09.227 Okay. 578 00:37:09.311 --> 00:37:10.646 Good for you and Mikey. 579 00:37:13.148 --> 00:37:16.610 So, Annie, how'd that audition go? I got the part. 580 00:37:16.693 --> 00:37:18.445 That's amazing to hear. Congratulations! 581 00:37:18.528 --> 00:37:20.280 I know. It's all happening so fast. 582 00:37:20.364 --> 00:37:21.990 I mean, one day I was just like you, 583 00:37:22.074 --> 00:37:23.909 - and now I'm on TV. - I left my wallet in the car. 584 00:37:23.992 --> 00:37:25.160 Annie, can you... 585 00:37:25.577 --> 00:37:27.330 - Yeah. - Thanks. 586 00:37:27.955 --> 00:37:29.706 I'll put it on George's tab. 587 00:37:30.375 --> 00:37:31.917 Tab? 588 00:37:34.044 --> 00:37:37.381 I'll just take care of these now. 589 00:37:46.349 --> 00:37:47.432 On me. 590 00:37:47.516 --> 00:37:48.767 Wow, Annie, thank you. 591 00:37:48.850 --> 00:37:50.602 That's mighty generous. 592 00:38:34.896 --> 00:38:37.358 Annie, have you seen Gemma? 593 00:38:37.442 --> 00:38:39.484 When was the last time you saw Gemma exactly? 594 00:38:39.568 --> 00:38:40.610 - What? - I called the school 595 00:38:40.694 --> 00:38:41.820 and they don't kn-- Hello? 596 00:38:41.903 --> 00:38:43.280 - Is George inside? - No. 597 00:38:43.364 --> 00:38:47.617 - Stop! - George! George! 598 00:38:56.336 --> 00:38:58.754 Jesus Christ. Annie, you've got a gas leak! 599 00:38:58.837 --> 00:39:01.048 - I think, yeah. - Gas, exactly! 600 00:39:02.799 --> 00:39:04.259 George? Gemma? 601 00:39:07.304 --> 00:39:08.473 George? 602 00:39:08.556 --> 00:39:10.140 Gemma? 603 00:39:30.702 --> 00:39:32.245 George! 604 00:39:32.329 --> 00:39:33.456 Holy shit. 605 00:39:33.539 --> 00:39:35.416 Mikey found a gas leak. 606 00:39:35.500 --> 00:39:37.501 - Mikey? - Mikey is the interesting part 607 00:39:37.584 --> 00:39:38.668 of what I just said? 608 00:39:38.752 --> 00:39:40.380 Uh, Mikey found what? 609 00:39:40.463 --> 00:39:41.838 A gas leak. 610 00:39:41.922 --> 00:39:43.632 He was looking for Gemma. I was home. I smelled something. 611 00:39:43.715 --> 00:39:45.550 I wanted a shower because she threw up on me 612 00:39:45.634 --> 00:39:47.803 and all of a sudden, I couldn't breathe. 613 00:39:47.886 --> 00:39:49.304 The fire department came and they said that 614 00:39:49.389 --> 00:39:51.598 all the appliances are shot to hell. 615 00:39:51.681 --> 00:39:52.766 And I opened all the windows and doors, 616 00:39:52.849 --> 00:39:54.684 but it still smells like-- 617 00:39:54.768 --> 00:39:57.229 like rotten eggs, don't you think? 618 00:39:57.854 --> 00:39:59.189 Where were you? 619 00:39:59.689 --> 00:40:01.775 George, we need a new water heater. 620 00:40:01.858 --> 00:40:05.153 That thing is shot to hell. I'm gonna go take a shower. 621 00:40:05.237 --> 00:40:07.823 The water heater is out. It almost tried to kill me. 622 00:40:07.906 --> 00:40:09.574 Are you hearing a word I'm saying? 623 00:40:09.658 --> 00:40:11.076 I'll take it cold. 624 00:40:13.495 --> 00:40:14.663 Here's how to order. 625 00:40:14.746 --> 00:40:18.959 You call 555-555-5555. 626 00:40:19.042 --> 00:40:20.377 Here it is again. 627 00:40:20.461 --> 00:40:23.713 It's 555-555-5555. 628 00:40:23.797 --> 00:40:25.508 Beware, Wow Sponge imitators. 629 00:40:25.591 --> 00:40:27.592 There is only one true sponge. 630 00:40:27.676 --> 00:40:28.802 And it's Wow! 631 00:40:28.885 --> 00:40:33.181 That's 555-555-5555. 632 00:40:35.642 --> 00:40:37.561 Future Oscar Walk of Fame superstar 633 00:40:37.644 --> 00:40:38.937 right here in our goddamn midst. 634 00:40:39.020 --> 00:40:40.814 Bravo, Annie. You did it. 635 00:40:40.897 --> 00:40:42.483 It's a dream come true, guys. 636 00:40:42.567 --> 00:40:43.692 You must be a proud man, George. 637 00:40:43.775 --> 00:40:45.068 Speechless. 638 00:40:45.902 --> 00:40:48.029 - Say something. - I'm speechless, I said. 639 00:40:49.281 --> 00:40:51.032 Well, what are you two doing to celebrate? 640 00:40:51.116 --> 00:40:53.368 - Oh, I don't know. We're gonna-- - You should go skydiving. 641 00:40:53.453 --> 00:40:57.581 No, no, that's dangerous. - It's not. The instructors are well-trained. 642 00:40:57.664 --> 00:40:59.374 How do you know so much about skydiving? 643 00:40:59.791 --> 00:41:00.959 It's a hobby. 644 00:41:01.042 --> 00:41:03.086 - It's active. - Come on, hun. 645 00:41:03.170 --> 00:41:04.504 I've always wanted to try it. 646 00:41:04.588 --> 00:41:05.797 - You have? - You knew that. 647 00:41:05.881 --> 00:41:07.424 - I didn't. - It's quite the release. 648 00:41:07.508 --> 00:41:09.050 - Seeing who's-- - I will book us a reservation 649 00:41:09.134 --> 00:41:11.011 - tomorrow. - I'll refer you. 650 00:41:11.094 --> 00:41:13.138 He will get you in wherever, whenever you want. 651 00:41:13.221 --> 00:41:15.098 - He? - The skydive thing. 652 00:41:15.182 --> 00:41:17.767 The automated-- the appointment number, Mikey. 653 00:41:17.851 --> 00:41:19.519 Modern technology, huh? 654 00:41:19.603 --> 00:41:21.730 Texting a skydive center? 655 00:41:21.813 --> 00:41:23.690 That is unbelievable. 656 00:41:23.773 --> 00:41:25.150 A toast! Oh. 657 00:41:30.822 --> 00:41:33.408 - What's wrong with you? - It was an accident. 658 00:41:33.493 --> 00:41:34.576 Sloppy. 659 00:41:35.368 --> 00:41:36.745 Sloppy man. 660 00:41:36.828 --> 00:41:38.413 I'm sorry. 661 00:41:46.588 --> 00:41:47.964 Screwed up with the missus. 662 00:41:48.048 --> 00:41:50.425 - She'll be fine. - Your missus. 663 00:41:52.052 --> 00:41:53.511 How are you, George? 664 00:41:54.930 --> 00:41:58.141 To be honest, I am drowning in debt 665 00:41:58.225 --> 00:41:59.726 and woefully underappreciated 666 00:41:59.809 --> 00:42:03.521 in every facet of my small, pathetic life. 667 00:42:03.605 --> 00:42:09.529 I am attempting to pull off something truly devilish for which I will certainly burn in Satan's eternal fire, 668 00:42:09.612 --> 00:42:12.197 but I can't imagine hell being any worse than life. 669 00:42:12.530 --> 00:42:14.991 That's great. How's work? 670 00:42:16.910 --> 00:42:18.286 Come by sometime. 671 00:42:18.745 --> 00:42:20.205 I'll give you a free slice of pie. 672 00:42:20.288 --> 00:42:22.540 I got pies galore at home. 673 00:42:25.168 --> 00:42:26.878 We say ours are better than homemade. 674 00:42:27.547 --> 00:42:30.840 No, no. Burgers Now is selling my pies. 675 00:42:32.008 --> 00:42:34.010 - How's that? - And they pay well. 676 00:42:34.094 --> 00:42:37.180 And that Lucy, well, she couldn't be nicer. 677 00:42:37.722 --> 00:42:39.266 I like their ethos, too. 678 00:42:39.349 --> 00:42:44.062 Preparation is crust for the filling. Solid mantra, that. 679 00:42:44.145 --> 00:42:46.022 And the encouragement. Oh. 680 00:42:46.106 --> 00:42:49.484 So refreshing to have higher ups that believe in you. 681 00:42:51.779 --> 00:42:55.532 You know, Gemma's out all day, so I have the house to myself. 682 00:42:55.616 --> 00:42:56.742 Sounds nice. 683 00:42:57.033 --> 00:42:58.368 You'd think so. 684 00:43:02.122 --> 00:43:05.834 The pies, George, the pies have been my salvation. 685 00:43:06.794 --> 00:43:08.712 Salvation to salivate over. 686 00:43:08.795 --> 00:43:10.630 How's that for a slogan? 687 00:43:10.714 --> 00:43:13.466 The trick is the apple, okay? 688 00:43:13.550 --> 00:43:16.011 Depending upon what type of apple you use, George, 689 00:43:16.094 --> 00:43:19.682 you can dramatically alter the taste of the pastry. 690 00:43:19.765 --> 00:43:22.309 Honeycrisp, Fuji, Granny Smith. 691 00:43:23.644 --> 00:43:25.478 Gemma usually comes home pretty late, 692 00:43:25.562 --> 00:43:28.816 and so I like to have something delicious waiting for her. 693 00:43:29.650 --> 00:43:32.569 The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. 694 00:43:32.653 --> 00:43:35.196 - Must you taste it before-- - She's popular. 695 00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:40.368 She's got friends and interests, and I love that about her. 696 00:43:40.452 --> 00:43:41.494 Mmm. 697 00:43:44.164 --> 00:43:45.750 Well, our first date. 698 00:43:45.833 --> 00:43:47.375 It's my favorite picture of us. 699 00:43:47.459 --> 00:43:49.794 - It's something, isn't it? - Do you need medical attention? 700 00:43:49.878 --> 00:43:51.421 I was lucky. 701 00:43:52.130 --> 00:43:54.215 Lucky as Lou Gehrig. 702 00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:56.760 But, well, you know Gemma. 703 00:43:57.469 --> 00:43:58.762 We start dating. 704 00:43:58.845 --> 00:44:02.182 She stops answering my calls. We moved in together. 705 00:44:02.265 --> 00:44:04.976 She rarely comes home. I manage, but-- 706 00:44:06.770 --> 00:44:08.772 There are dark moments, George. 707 00:44:09.773 --> 00:44:11.107 And I think to myself, 708 00:44:11.191 --> 00:44:13.526 "Oh, God, has she been cheating on me?" 709 00:44:14.611 --> 00:44:16.863 I mean, that makes me sound crazy, doesn't it? 710 00:44:16.946 --> 00:44:18.239 And the last thing I want to do 711 00:44:18.323 --> 00:44:20.158 is be one of those hysterical men. 712 00:44:20.867 --> 00:44:22.827 And I get the look, 713 00:44:22.911 --> 00:44:24.664 "No, we don't have sex." 714 00:44:24.996 --> 00:44:26.998 And I have a notebook full of things 715 00:44:27.082 --> 00:44:30.251 I would love to experiment with when she's ready. 716 00:44:31.837 --> 00:44:33.171 If I can be honest, George, 717 00:44:33.254 --> 00:44:35.800 I think she might have become asexual. 718 00:44:35.883 --> 00:44:37.634 Just doesn't interest her. 719 00:44:38.301 --> 00:44:41.513 But when we first met, woo-wee, George, 720 00:44:41.596 --> 00:44:44.307 she was whatever the opposite of asexual is. 721 00:44:44.391 --> 00:44:46.976 - Sexual? - We haven't slept together in... 722 00:44:50.188 --> 00:44:51.732 Can I be honest, George? 723 00:44:51.816 --> 00:44:53.274 I'm-- I'm worried. 724 00:44:53.859 --> 00:44:55.110 I'm worried about me. 725 00:44:55.193 --> 00:44:57.697 I mean, do you listen to the radio, George? 726 00:44:57.780 --> 00:45:00.031 Do you watch the television? 727 00:45:00.115 --> 00:45:01.826 Are you aware of the terrible things 728 00:45:01.909 --> 00:45:04.577 that people do to each other? 729 00:45:05.286 --> 00:45:07.122 Why don't you clean yourself up? 730 00:45:09.541 --> 00:45:10.625 Sure thing. 731 00:45:13.795 --> 00:45:15.130 You okay? 732 00:45:16.506 --> 00:45:17.590 Never better. 733 00:45:20.803 --> 00:45:22.971 Did you, uh, get the water heater fixed? 734 00:45:23.054 --> 00:45:24.807 Oh, got a new one at Kent's. 735 00:45:24.890 --> 00:45:26.266 - Hmm. - Always on. 736 00:45:27.350 --> 00:45:29.561 - Expensive. - Hmm. 737 00:45:30.855 --> 00:45:32.147 Lucky you came by the other day, 738 00:45:32.230 --> 00:45:34.315 or, you know, who knows what would have happened. 739 00:45:34.399 --> 00:45:36.568 - Yeah, lucky indeed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 740 00:45:36.651 --> 00:45:37.944 I was looking for Gemma. 741 00:45:38.027 --> 00:45:39.904 - Here? - Well, just checking. 742 00:45:39.988 --> 00:45:41.614 Yeah. You find her? 743 00:45:41.698 --> 00:45:42.824 - Nope. - No. 744 00:45:42.907 --> 00:45:44.200 No. 745 00:45:45.618 --> 00:45:46.829 Uh-huh. 746 00:46:12.938 --> 00:46:14.063 Oh. 747 00:46:14.731 --> 00:46:16.024 Hey, so Annie said that 748 00:46:16.107 --> 00:46:18.985 you were out the other day when the gas leaked. 749 00:46:20.821 --> 00:46:21.863 Indeed. 750 00:46:22.572 --> 00:46:23.656 Where were you? 751 00:46:25.992 --> 00:46:27.076 Old friends. 752 00:46:27.660 --> 00:46:29.872 - Anyone I'm familiar with? - I don't think so. 753 00:46:29.955 --> 00:46:33.249 Well, I might know them, given the pie situation. 754 00:46:36.879 --> 00:46:38.671 These are friends work... 755 00:46:39.714 --> 00:46:40.757 nights. 756 00:46:40.841 --> 00:46:42.217 The graveyard shift? 757 00:46:44.552 --> 00:46:45.595 Yes. 758 00:46:47.972 --> 00:46:50.266 That's funny. 759 00:46:51.100 --> 00:46:53.561 For a restaurant that closes at 9:00 p.m. 760 00:46:56.898 --> 00:46:59.859 They're the cleaning crew. 761 00:47:01.821 --> 00:47:03.029 Oh. 762 00:47:04.614 --> 00:47:05.698 Oh. 763 00:47:11.788 --> 00:47:14.040 - Okay, well, good night. - Good night. 764 00:47:15.208 --> 00:47:17.502 So proud of you. I'm so proud. 765 00:47:17.585 --> 00:47:18.878 Thank you. 766 00:47:18.962 --> 00:47:20.547 Good night, you guys. 767 00:47:27.178 --> 00:47:29.138 Did George seem a little off to you tonight? 768 00:47:29.974 --> 00:47:31.016 No. 769 00:47:31.474 --> 00:47:33.851 Hey, I really do love you, Gem. 770 00:47:40.858 --> 00:47:44.989 I really don't want to do this, George. Come on, we're celebrating. 771 00:47:45.072 --> 00:47:45.947 Say it with me. 772 00:47:46.030 --> 00:47:47.740 - Live a little. - Wow! 773 00:47:47.824 --> 00:47:51.786 Now, the Wow Sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge, which-- 774 00:47:54.581 --> 00:47:57.542 Yeah, what the fuck is up, you adrenaline junkies? 775 00:47:57.625 --> 00:47:59.377 You goddamn adrenaline addicts. 776 00:47:59.460 --> 00:48:01.796 What the fuck is up, you adrenal heads? 777 00:48:01.881 --> 00:48:05.300 I'm Gail, but enough about me. How are you today? 778 00:48:05.383 --> 00:48:06.969 - We're excited. - Hell yeah. 779 00:48:07.052 --> 00:48:08.052 All right, now, listen up. 780 00:48:08.136 --> 00:48:09.512 Come here. Story time. Come here. 781 00:48:10.305 --> 00:48:11.932 People are always asking me, 782 00:48:12.016 --> 00:48:15.018 "Gail, what's the trick to staying calm up there?" 783 00:48:15.101 --> 00:48:16.686 All right, now, let's be honest. 784 00:48:16.769 --> 00:48:19.856 It's in your DNA to fear, and that's why we're here. 785 00:48:19.940 --> 00:48:21.733 Don't avoid it, confront it. 786 00:48:21.816 --> 00:48:25.278 Head-on collision with our base instincts, motherfucker. 787 00:48:25.361 --> 00:48:27.031 Yeah. 788 00:48:27.114 --> 00:48:30.533 Now, here's a tip, all right? This is a Gail trademark. 789 00:48:30.908 --> 00:48:33.286 If you look down, you're falling. 790 00:48:34.495 --> 00:48:38.000 But if you look out, you're flying, baby. 791 00:48:38.750 --> 00:48:40.961 Fucking A, right? 792 00:48:41.045 --> 00:48:45.173 Yeah, all right, now, let me just go ahead and check this. 793 00:48:46.050 --> 00:48:47.508 Yes. All right. 794 00:48:47.592 --> 00:48:49.636 Now, um, you know, I do like to suggest 795 00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:52.972 a quick visit to the old toilet day before we head up. 796 00:48:53.056 --> 00:48:56.059 A little field trip to the piss and shit factory, 797 00:48:56.142 --> 00:48:58.102 if you catch my drift. 798 00:48:58.895 --> 00:49:01.230 Uh, yes, please. All right, well, follow me, darling. 799 00:49:01.314 --> 00:49:03.191 I gotta empty the tank myself. 800 00:49:22.001 --> 00:49:23.336 George? 801 00:49:24.796 --> 00:49:25.797 Yep, I'm Ty. 802 00:49:26.506 --> 00:49:28.341 - Uh. - You're Gemma's referral, yeah? 803 00:49:29.217 --> 00:49:31.636 - That's right. - Ah. Cool. 804 00:49:33.138 --> 00:49:34.430 Does she ever talk about me? 805 00:49:35.431 --> 00:49:37.600 - Um... - Shit. Sorry. 806 00:49:38.434 --> 00:49:42.271 Oh, so weird to ask. Ah, forget it. 807 00:49:42.355 --> 00:49:44.607 She said she loves, uh, skydiving. 808 00:49:44.691 --> 00:49:45.775 That's cool. 809 00:49:47.777 --> 00:49:48.861 I love her. 810 00:49:52.699 --> 00:49:56.120 Holy shit, is that the Wow Sponge lady? 811 00:49:56.203 --> 00:49:57.453 All right, who's ready to fly? 812 00:49:57.537 --> 00:50:00.248 Oh, excuse me. Huge fan. 813 00:50:00.331 --> 00:50:02.917 - Oh, wow. - Wow, you said it. 814 00:50:03.002 --> 00:50:04.168 - Wow. - Wow. 815 00:50:04.252 --> 00:50:05.294 - Wow. - Wow. 816 00:50:05.378 --> 00:50:07.131 - Wow. - It's like a-- 817 00:50:07.214 --> 00:50:08.673 Wow! 818 00:50:08.756 --> 00:50:09.924 Oh, my God. 819 00:50:10.009 --> 00:50:11.300 Wow. Truly. 820 00:50:11.384 --> 00:50:14.429 Oh, oh, my stomach. I can't go up. 821 00:50:14.512 --> 00:50:17.515 - What? - My stomach. - I can't go up. - I heard you, 822 00:50:17.598 --> 00:50:19.684 - but what do you mean you're-- - Oof, ouch. 823 00:50:19.767 --> 00:50:23.896 That'll result in a $2,000 per person cancellation fee. 824 00:50:23.980 --> 00:50:25.273 What? 825 00:50:25.356 --> 00:50:28.735 - Oof, ouch. That'll result in-- - I heard you. I hear all of you, but... 826 00:50:29.569 --> 00:50:31.779 it's going to be $4,000 if we don't go up? 827 00:50:31.863 --> 00:50:33.990 - Yeah. Oh! - Oh, dear. 828 00:50:35.450 --> 00:50:36.534 All right, hey, listen, what? 829 00:50:36.617 --> 00:50:37.952 I'll tell you this, okay? 830 00:50:38.037 --> 00:50:39.370 If we go up, you and me, 831 00:50:39.454 --> 00:50:42.331 lady friend, I'll spare you his fee. 832 00:50:42.415 --> 00:50:44.125 I got the jet already fueled up. 833 00:50:44.208 --> 00:50:47.587 It's all full of fucking fuel, and I'm ready to fly, baby. 834 00:50:47.670 --> 00:50:50.047 Gail's ready to fucking fly! 835 00:50:51.424 --> 00:50:54.136 - All right. - This was a gift for you. Go. 836 00:50:54.219 --> 00:50:55.428 I don't want to do this, George. 837 00:50:55.511 --> 00:50:56.721 You'll have fun. Go. 838 00:50:56.804 --> 00:50:58.514 - What the hell? - It's my stomach. 839 00:50:58.598 --> 00:51:00.183 It acts up. You know this. 840 00:51:00.266 --> 00:51:01.476 It doesn't. 841 00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:03.561 It does. 842 00:51:03.644 --> 00:51:05.313 What do you say, Ms. Wow? 843 00:51:07.273 --> 00:51:09.025 I'll go up. For you. 844 00:51:09.109 --> 00:51:11.152 - That's a lot of money. - All right. 845 00:51:13.988 --> 00:51:15.239 Smell, you bitch. 846 00:51:16.824 --> 00:51:17.867 Okay, Ms. Wow. 847 00:51:17.950 --> 00:51:19.368 Let's hit the jet stream and soar. 848 00:51:19.452 --> 00:51:21.163 Fucking soar. 849 00:51:29.295 --> 00:51:30.630 Bathroom's inside, to the right, 850 00:51:30.713 --> 00:51:32.673 if it's that kind of stomach thing. 851 00:52:14.299 --> 00:52:15.508 We're almost there. 852 00:52:18.135 --> 00:52:19.637 We're almost there. 853 00:52:26.145 --> 00:52:28.980 Holy shit. Holy shit! 854 00:52:29.063 --> 00:52:30.648 Jesus fucking Christ! 855 00:52:55.965 --> 00:52:57.008 Sorry. 856 00:52:59.093 --> 00:53:00.511 I'll do it myself. 857 00:53:07.226 --> 00:53:08.728 What? 858 00:53:08.811 --> 00:53:10.187 This is East Lake Hospital. 859 00:53:10.271 --> 00:53:12.064 I'm calling to confirm that you do not own 860 00:53:12.148 --> 00:53:13.983 a health insurance qualifying firearm, 861 00:53:14.066 --> 00:53:16.485 nor have you ponied up the dough to purchase one a la carte. 862 00:53:16.569 --> 00:53:21.032 My wife was nearly killed. 863 00:53:21.115 --> 00:53:22.617 God damn you. 864 00:53:23.784 --> 00:53:25.953 You couldn't even wait an hour? 865 00:53:26.954 --> 00:53:28.873 I could not, you'll be receiving a bill 866 00:53:28.956 --> 00:53:32.585 in the amount of $200,000.53. 867 00:53:42.845 --> 00:53:44.847 Annie Decker of Wow Sponge fame 868 00:53:44.931 --> 00:53:47.224 is lucky to be alive after a harrowing accident. 869 00:53:47.308 --> 00:53:51.437 Now that is what I call the wow fact-- 870 00:54:02.406 --> 00:54:04.409 We have a birthday. 871 00:54:08.788 --> 00:54:11.082 Decker, you're dancing today. 872 00:54:11.165 --> 00:54:13.250 - Lucy, I'm not dancing-- - I'm doing you a favor. 873 00:54:13.334 --> 00:54:15.503 The $10 birthday bonus might help. 874 00:54:15.586 --> 00:54:17.256 Your wife is all over the news, 875 00:54:17.339 --> 00:54:19.548 and I imagine things are getting a little tight at home. 876 00:54:21.300 --> 00:54:23.219 $10 is real money, George. 877 00:54:23.303 --> 00:54:26.180 How about a birthday bonus for my boy? 878 00:54:31.102 --> 00:54:34.105 It's your birthday. Happy birthday. 879 00:54:34.647 --> 00:54:36.524 Every day is a gift. 880 00:54:36.607 --> 00:54:38.275 This is yours. 881 00:54:38.359 --> 00:54:40.403 Thank you. 882 00:54:46.492 --> 00:54:47.535 Hit it. 883 00:54:53.375 --> 00:54:56.293 ♪ Baby, it's a silly birthday ♪ 884 00:54:56.377 --> 00:54:58.713 ♪ Oh, yeah, another year older ♪ 885 00:54:58.796 --> 00:55:01.007 ♪ Yum, yum, so eat some fucking cake ♪ 886 00:55:01.090 --> 00:55:04.802 ♪ Baby, we ain't got to wait, so we might as well say ♪ 887 00:55:05.845 --> 00:55:08.097 ♪ Oh, oh, look at this guy go ♪ 888 00:55:08.180 --> 00:55:11.267 - Cake! - ♪ It's made with love ♪ 889 00:55:11.351 --> 00:55:13.602 ♪ It's got sprinkles on the top ♪ 890 00:55:13.686 --> 00:55:17.690 ♪ A candle that'll pop, like this song ♪ 891 00:55:21.694 --> 00:55:24.196 ♪ Happy birthday, Burgers Now ♪ 892 00:55:27.742 --> 00:55:29.952 ♪ Fucking damn, Burgers now ♪ 893 00:55:30.661 --> 00:55:33.080 ♪ Oh, oh, songs not over ♪ 894 00:55:33.164 --> 00:55:35.624 ♪ I know you want more, you sexy little whore ♪ 895 00:55:35.708 --> 00:55:40.004 ♪ Oh, yeah, so baby, get vulgar, you ain't getting younger ♪ 896 00:55:40.087 --> 00:55:41.839 ♪ You old piece of shit ♪ 897 00:55:46.677 --> 00:55:49.055 ♪ Happy birthday, Burgers Now ♪ 898 00:55:52.266 --> 00:55:54.226 ♪ Fuck yeah, Burgers Now ♪ 899 00:55:56.687 --> 00:55:58.731 Wow! 900 00:56:02.068 --> 00:56:04.612 Thank you. I-- I really needed that. 901 00:56:05.696 --> 00:56:09.158 The Department of Gun Ubiquity is pleased to announce 902 00:56:09.241 --> 00:56:11.077 that the purchase of an approved firearm 903 00:56:11.160 --> 00:56:14.622 now entitles the gun owner to medical coverage, 904 00:56:14.705 --> 00:56:18.626 dental coverage, mental health coverage, 905 00:56:18.709 --> 00:56:20.462 an allowance for a gym membership, 906 00:56:20.545 --> 00:56:22.922 an allowance for meditation courses. 907 00:56:27.885 --> 00:56:29.845 - George. - Kent. 908 00:56:30.472 --> 00:56:32.306 Is Annie doing okay? 909 00:56:32.391 --> 00:56:35.476 Oh. She is remarkable. 910 00:56:36.977 --> 00:56:40.648 A month later and she is already on her feet. 911 00:56:41.607 --> 00:56:42.942 She's an inspiration. 912 00:56:43.692 --> 00:56:45.069 Light of my life. 913 00:56:56.456 --> 00:56:57.457 Nice flowers. 914 00:56:58.040 --> 00:57:00.543 Thank you. Picked 'em out myself. 915 00:57:00.626 --> 00:57:02.461 Trying to diversify. 916 00:57:03.588 --> 00:57:04.839 I'll take the sunflowers. 917 00:57:05.631 --> 00:57:07.216 An assorted bouquet? 918 00:57:08.717 --> 00:57:09.844 Sure. 919 00:57:24.567 --> 00:57:25.943 And rat poison. 920 00:57:28.112 --> 00:57:29.947 Had an infestation a while ago. 921 00:57:30.030 --> 00:57:31.450 Ended up with a barn cat. 922 00:57:31.533 --> 00:57:33.993 Still better than any product on the market. 923 00:57:34.076 --> 00:57:35.661 And you could save a life. 924 00:57:35.744 --> 00:57:37.121 Adopt. 925 00:57:38.205 --> 00:57:39.707 Has that always been there? 926 00:57:40.958 --> 00:57:43.127 It's mandatory that all businesses 927 00:57:43.210 --> 00:57:44.962 display their firearms ever since 928 00:57:45.045 --> 00:57:46.505 they got rid of health ratings, 929 00:57:46.589 --> 00:57:48.966 fire codes, and occupancy guidelines. 930 00:57:50.009 --> 00:57:51.552 Oh, yes. 931 00:57:51.635 --> 00:57:53.304 Oh, uh, excuse me. 932 00:57:55.055 --> 00:57:56.682 Kent's Korner Store. Kent speaking. 933 00:57:56.765 --> 00:57:58.100 How may I help you? 934 00:58:00.479 --> 00:58:02.354 Um, it's for you. 935 00:58:02.438 --> 00:58:04.481 - Who is it? - Jack and Associates. 936 00:58:04.565 --> 00:58:05.900 I'll call them back. 937 00:58:06.734 --> 00:58:08.194 He'll call you right back. 938 00:58:11.071 --> 00:58:13.616 - They're rather angry about-- - Hang up the phone, Kent. 939 00:58:17.328 --> 00:58:19.830 Apologies. You just missed him. 940 00:58:25.545 --> 00:58:27.504 - Jack and Associates, huh? - Telemarketers. 941 00:58:27.588 --> 00:58:29.256 - Brutal. - Relentless. 942 00:58:43.354 --> 00:58:45.731 All right, let's get back to business. 943 00:58:48.150 --> 00:58:49.902 Perfect. Okay. 944 00:58:53.155 --> 00:58:53.948 George. 945 00:58:54.616 --> 00:58:56.700 - You just missed him. - What did he get? 946 00:58:56.784 --> 00:58:58.202 He's got a heavy tab, my friend. 947 00:58:58.285 --> 00:58:59.828 What did he get this morning, just now? 948 00:58:59.912 --> 00:59:01.914 Uh, a bouquet of flowers and rat poison. 949 00:59:01.997 --> 00:59:04.083 And a lotto ticket, naturally. 950 00:59:04.166 --> 00:59:06.543 - Were they sunflowers? - They were. 951 00:59:07.836 --> 00:59:10.214 Annie almost dies in a freak parachute accident, 952 00:59:10.297 --> 00:59:11.966 and now George is buying rat poison 953 00:59:12.049 --> 00:59:13.635 and my wife's favorite flowers? 954 00:59:13.718 --> 00:59:15.427 Okay, this isn't some crazy conspiracy-- 955 00:59:15.511 --> 00:59:17.597 Gemma's cheating on me, okay? I-- I know it. 956 00:59:17.681 --> 00:59:19.390 I'm not gonna defend George's character, but-- 957 00:59:19.473 --> 00:59:22.476 Would you stand aside if you knew who the other man was? 958 00:59:22.561 --> 00:59:24.687 Can you say for certain George is the other man, 959 00:59:24.770 --> 00:59:29.609 despite his deeply selfish and destructive personality? 960 00:59:29.693 --> 00:59:30.818 I know I'm right. 961 00:59:31.570 --> 00:59:33.070 I know I'm right. 962 00:59:37.074 --> 00:59:39.076 Now would be a good time to help. 963 01:01:17.841 --> 01:01:19.843 Fresh flowers for the light of my life. 964 01:01:21.053 --> 01:01:23.597 - I'm allergic to sunflowers. - Are you? 965 01:01:25.766 --> 01:01:27.184 You knew that. 966 01:01:27.267 --> 01:01:29.311 How about some lasagna for dinner? 967 01:01:30.187 --> 01:01:32.481 I have plans. 968 01:01:32.564 --> 01:01:35.943 I'm treating you to a home-cooked meal, flowers and lasagna. 969 01:01:36.026 --> 01:01:38.195 I'm being romantic, darling. 970 01:01:38.779 --> 01:01:40.406 - George? - Hmm? 971 01:01:40.739 --> 01:01:42.241 I made plans. 972 01:01:43.325 --> 01:01:45.661 Can't you at least pretend to love me? 973 01:01:45.745 --> 01:01:47.747 You're supposed to be an actress. 974 01:01:47.996 --> 01:01:49.581 George... 975 01:01:49.957 --> 01:01:51.625 I'm making you dinner. 976 01:01:51.710 --> 01:01:54.503 - I have-- - Let me be a good husband. 977 01:01:54.586 --> 01:01:55.504 You're scaring me. 978 01:01:55.587 --> 01:01:57.214 - It's lasagna. - George, stop. 979 01:01:57.297 --> 01:01:58.632 It's flowers and lasagna. 980 01:01:58.717 --> 01:02:00.467 - Stop walking. - Beautiful, Annie. 981 01:02:00.551 --> 01:02:04.388 - George, stop! - Wow! Wow! Wow! 982 01:02:19.778 --> 01:02:21.113 Annie! 983 01:02:24.199 --> 01:02:25.492 She's not here. 984 01:02:26.828 --> 01:02:27.953 I was supposed to pick her up. 985 01:02:34.918 --> 01:02:36.545 What did you do? 986 01:02:37.713 --> 01:02:39.506 Uh, I-- 987 01:02:39.965 --> 01:02:42.301 - I couldn't tell you. - Hmm. 988 01:02:43.802 --> 01:02:45.262 Wait, let me text her. 989 01:02:52.936 --> 01:02:54.688 Well, I'm fucking starving. 990 01:02:58.400 --> 01:02:59.860 Um, I was gonna make lasagna. 991 01:02:59.943 --> 01:03:01.904 Hmm. Enough for two? 992 01:03:05.657 --> 01:03:08.619 Nice to be away from them, isn't it? 993 01:03:12.957 --> 01:03:14.541 Almost feels like I'm alone. 994 01:03:18.754 --> 01:03:20.589 Ah, paradise. 995 01:03:28.847 --> 01:03:30.599 Nice to be away from them, isn't it? 996 01:03:32.100 --> 01:03:33.894 Almost feels like I'm alone. 997 01:03:35.021 --> 01:03:36.063 Paradise. 998 01:03:50.118 --> 01:03:51.578 I told you I was having dinner at Annie's. 999 01:03:51.662 --> 01:03:53.038 How's it going? 1000 01:03:53.121 --> 01:03:54.456 Good. 1001 01:03:54.540 --> 01:03:56.835 Who is that? 1002 01:03:56.918 --> 01:03:58.418 - George. - I... 1003 01:03:58.502 --> 01:04:00.295 thought you were having dinner with Annie. 1004 01:04:00.379 --> 01:04:01.923 Yeah, we were supposed to have dinner, 1005 01:04:02.006 --> 01:04:04.049 but she left and she isn't answering her phone. 1006 01:04:06.134 --> 01:04:07.511 - Gemma. - Look, I'm having 1007 01:04:07.594 --> 01:04:10.138 an impromptu dinner with George, okay? I'll talk to you later. 1008 01:04:11.306 --> 01:04:13.100 Jesus Christ. 1009 01:04:39.918 --> 01:04:41.420 Well, you missed dinner. 1010 01:04:44.048 --> 01:04:45.090 Time for me to turn in. 1011 01:04:46.008 --> 01:04:47.301 Good night, George. 1012 01:04:50.220 --> 01:04:52.264 - Uh, where were you? - Hiding. 1013 01:04:52.347 --> 01:04:53.849 Fame getting to you? 1014 01:04:53.933 --> 01:04:56.101 No, no, I think George is trying to kill me. 1015 01:04:56.184 --> 01:04:57.686 Mikey kills me every day. 1016 01:04:57.769 --> 01:04:59.563 He tried to poison me with lasagna. 1017 01:05:00.022 --> 01:05:02.357 I ate the lasagna. Do I look dead? 1018 01:05:02.441 --> 01:05:04.818 Can I just-- can I just stay with you for a little while? 1019 01:05:05.319 --> 01:05:07.654 Oh, Annie, I love you, I do, 1020 01:05:07.738 --> 01:05:09.991 but the place is cramped for two people. 1021 01:05:10.324 --> 01:05:12.117 And it's almost too small for Mikey now. 1022 01:05:13.619 --> 01:05:14.786 Yeah. 1023 01:05:14.870 --> 01:05:16.204 You really think George is smart enough 1024 01:05:16.288 --> 01:05:18.248 to kill you and get away with it? 1025 01:05:19.042 --> 01:05:20.334 He went to Bloward. 1026 01:05:20.417 --> 01:05:22.961 Well, there's little evidence of that, so... 1027 01:05:25.339 --> 01:05:27.466 Uh, I mean, look, you could-- 1028 01:05:27.549 --> 01:05:28.842 you could divorce him. 1029 01:05:28.927 --> 01:05:30.636 No, he'd take half of everything. 1030 01:05:30.719 --> 01:05:32.137 Wait, you didn't sign a pre-- 1031 01:05:32.220 --> 01:05:33.347 No, he didn't think it was a good idea. 1032 01:05:33.430 --> 01:05:34.765 Are you out of your mind? 1033 01:05:34.848 --> 01:05:36.558 You let him talk to you into a marriage. 1034 01:05:44.483 --> 01:05:46.902 You're fine, okay? 1035 01:05:46.986 --> 01:05:47.986 It's-- 1036 01:05:48.070 --> 01:05:49.154 it's George, you know? 1037 01:05:49.237 --> 01:05:51.740 It's-- it's George. 1038 01:05:51.823 --> 01:05:52.991 Okay? 1039 01:05:53.075 --> 01:05:54.368 All right, I love you. 1040 01:05:54.451 --> 01:05:56.244 You call me if you need me, okay? 1041 01:05:56.328 --> 01:05:57.829 - Okay. - You're gonna be fine. 1042 01:05:57.913 --> 01:05:58.955 Bye. 1043 01:06:16.348 --> 01:06:18.308 George? 1044 01:06:33.032 --> 01:06:34.074 Wow. 1045 01:06:39.746 --> 01:06:40.789 Wow. 1046 01:08:02.245 --> 01:08:04.123 Do you fucking hear me? 1047 01:08:04.207 --> 01:08:05.332 Yes, ma'am. 1048 01:08:07.918 --> 01:08:09.711 And where were you yesterday? 1049 01:08:13.216 --> 01:08:15.592 Coffee and a slice of apple pie. 1050 01:08:17.302 --> 01:08:19.387 Uh, you're supposed to be on the clock. 1051 01:08:25.727 --> 01:08:28.104 Coffee and a slice of apple pie. 1052 01:08:36.197 --> 01:08:37.405 Make it two of each. 1053 01:08:38.824 --> 01:08:39.866 Lucy... 1054 01:08:55.173 --> 01:08:57.634 - What do you think you're-- - You'll speak when spoken to. 1055 01:09:05.684 --> 01:09:07.519 I'll just ask. I'll just come out and ask it. 1056 01:09:07.602 --> 01:09:08.979 Why do you torture me? 1057 01:09:09.729 --> 01:09:11.982 I want you to show me that you want to be here. 1058 01:09:12.065 --> 01:09:14.318 - You abuse me. - You like it. 1059 01:09:14.609 --> 01:09:16.152 - And you're well paid. - Don't. 1060 01:09:16.236 --> 01:09:18.156 This is my place. I run it how I want. 1061 01:09:18.239 --> 01:09:20.407 Mommy built it, no? 1062 01:09:20.490 --> 01:09:22.200 You need this place. 1063 01:09:22.284 --> 01:09:23.577 You need me. 1064 01:09:29.207 --> 01:09:31.169 I want you to show me that 1065 01:09:31.252 --> 01:09:32.878 - you want to be here. - You abuse me. 1066 01:09:32.961 --> 01:09:35.338 You like it. And you're well paid. 1067 01:09:35.422 --> 01:09:36.715 Don't. 1068 01:09:38.008 --> 01:09:40.468 - Well paid. - Legal wage. 1069 01:09:42.637 --> 01:09:43.889 Record me all you want. 1070 01:09:44.514 --> 01:09:46.558 I'll be fine. You know that. 1071 01:09:49.311 --> 01:09:51.730 Maybe life isn't about public opinion 1072 01:09:51.813 --> 01:09:54.649 so much as it is about one person 1073 01:09:54.733 --> 01:09:58.236 deciding something irreversible should happen to you. 1074 01:10:13.293 --> 01:10:15.503 Hmm. I'll be damned, Mikey. 1075 01:10:16.463 --> 01:10:17.756 Well done. 1076 01:10:22.552 --> 01:10:24.596 - George, please. - "George. 1077 01:10:26.307 --> 01:10:27.350 George, please." 1078 01:10:27.433 --> 01:10:28.516 What does "George" even mean? 1079 01:10:30.311 --> 01:10:31.353 "George." 1080 01:10:33.356 --> 01:10:35.565 It stopped sounding like a word after a while. 1081 01:10:37.276 --> 01:10:39.110 George. George. 1082 01:10:44.408 --> 01:10:48.620 George got good grades so he could get into college. 1083 01:10:51.164 --> 01:10:52.207 George... 1084 01:10:53.417 --> 01:10:55.502 did well at Bloward, 1085 01:10:55.585 --> 01:10:57.545 so he could get a good job. 1086 01:10:59.464 --> 01:11:00.882 I did have them too. 1087 01:11:01.925 --> 01:11:04.302 In the city. Did you know that? 1088 01:11:05.263 --> 01:11:06.304 Yeah, the city. 1089 01:11:07.263 --> 01:11:08.306 Me. 1090 01:11:08.807 --> 01:11:12.268 I was a part of it. Can you picture that, huh? 1091 01:11:12.352 --> 01:11:14.729 Me, fancy cocktail parties. 1092 01:11:16.398 --> 01:11:19.192 My business card out just so. 1093 01:11:19.277 --> 01:11:20.694 "Take me, take me." 1094 01:11:23.196 --> 01:11:26.908 Little bits of me stuffed into important wallets. 1095 01:11:30.329 --> 01:11:31.579 Then there was Annie. 1096 01:11:31.663 --> 01:11:33.331 Always in my ear. 1097 01:11:34.958 --> 01:11:35.792 Hmm. 1098 01:11:35.875 --> 01:11:37.503 "We should start a family. 1099 01:11:38.421 --> 01:11:41.589 We should move to the suburbs. Maybe we'd be happier." 1100 01:11:43.384 --> 01:11:47.346 You know something, Lucy? That woman has a lot... 1101 01:11:47.430 --> 01:11:48.638 of life in her. 1102 01:11:50.223 --> 01:11:51.516 She was-- 1103 01:11:51.599 --> 01:11:54.728 she was always destined to-- to make something of herself. 1104 01:11:54.811 --> 01:11:56.479 She-- honestly, she... 1105 01:11:56.563 --> 01:11:59.317 she sees life as a-- as a-- 1106 01:11:59.400 --> 01:12:02.445 kind of-- of, uh, opportunity, 1107 01:12:02.528 --> 01:12:03.820 an invitation... 1108 01:12:04.571 --> 01:12:05.989 to be someone. 1109 01:12:06.072 --> 01:12:07.323 It's infuriating. 1110 01:12:07.407 --> 01:12:09.367 And she has suppressed that. 1111 01:12:10.660 --> 01:12:13.331 For me, for-- for so long. 1112 01:12:13.414 --> 01:12:14.456 So long. 1113 01:12:16.334 --> 01:12:18.084 Honestly, is she-- she didn't want to, 1114 01:12:18.168 --> 01:12:22.172 she shouldn't have, uh, hitched her cart to this donkey 1115 01:12:22.255 --> 01:12:23.381 'cause I am... 1116 01:12:25.468 --> 01:12:27.052 who I've always been. 1117 01:12:33.517 --> 01:12:35.685 You wouldn't understand that. No. 1118 01:12:36.352 --> 01:12:37.645 You're a child. 1119 01:12:42.525 --> 01:12:44.403 I wasn't happy in the city. 1120 01:12:45.528 --> 01:12:48.573 I lived well beyond my means. I still wasn't happy. 1121 01:12:52.285 --> 01:12:53.870 I'm not happy now. 1122 01:12:55.747 --> 01:12:58.291 I have been alive long enough to know... 1123 01:13:01.503 --> 01:13:03.713 that I never will be. 1124 01:13:03.797 --> 01:13:06.674 Nothing I ever do will live up to 1125 01:13:06.758 --> 01:13:11.054 who I think George should be. 1126 01:13:14.974 --> 01:13:19.270 I played my part. I've stayed on track. 1127 01:13:19.354 --> 01:13:23.358 And now I'm j-- I'm-- I'm building up quarters. 1128 01:13:27.070 --> 01:13:28.988 Have you been to the Bahamas? 1129 01:13:37.831 --> 01:13:39.499 I'm going tonight. 1130 01:13:54.473 --> 01:13:56.099 Um, Lucy, um... 1131 01:13:58.059 --> 01:13:59.519 I really mean this, okay? 1132 01:14:01.729 --> 01:14:03.022 I hate you. 1133 01:14:03.982 --> 01:14:05.900 I hate you more that hate. 1134 01:14:06.609 --> 01:14:09.195 I hope you die early... 1135 01:14:10.405 --> 01:14:11.447 slowly... 1136 01:14:12.490 --> 01:14:13.783 and alone. 1137 01:14:26.796 --> 01:14:28.089 Can I get a deal on that? 1138 01:14:28.965 --> 01:14:31.593 Annie doesn't want one, so it would have to be quiet. 1139 01:14:31.676 --> 01:14:32.969 I can't do the paperwork. 1140 01:14:34.429 --> 01:14:35.471 Why do you need it? 1141 01:14:36.474 --> 01:14:37.515 Protection. 1142 01:14:38.725 --> 01:14:40.560 All these freak accidents, um-- 1143 01:14:40.643 --> 01:14:42.645 I'm a little jittery. 1144 01:14:43.605 --> 01:14:45.315 I'll be fined, and so will you. 1145 01:14:45.899 --> 01:14:48.234 What's a little fine at this point, Kent? 1146 01:14:48.318 --> 01:14:50.570 You're a good person, George. Aren't you? 1147 01:14:51.821 --> 01:14:53.198 Absolutely. 1148 01:14:54.866 --> 01:14:57.160 I have never felt more hinged. 1149 01:15:00.539 --> 01:15:01.748 Can I use your bathroom? 1150 01:15:23.269 --> 01:15:25.271 Ah, there's something wrong with the loo, 1151 01:15:25.355 --> 01:15:26.940 - my friend. - What's going on? 1152 01:15:27.023 --> 01:15:29.525 Water just keeps rising and rising. 1153 01:15:29.609 --> 01:15:31.277 Okay. 1154 01:15:31.361 --> 01:15:32.820 Rising... 1155 01:15:32.904 --> 01:15:35.198 Don't worry, George. I'll manage. 1156 01:15:35.907 --> 01:15:37.533 I don't know how these work. 1157 01:15:37.617 --> 01:15:40.828 Engineering was my third major at Bloward University. 1158 01:15:41.454 --> 01:15:47.753 Since in the blueprint as part of an internship application. Didn't get the job. Never saw a cent of profits. 1159 01:15:48.336 --> 01:15:50.672 Could you imagine the kind of money that is? 1160 01:15:52.675 --> 01:15:54.217 I'm not bitter. 1161 01:15:54.300 --> 01:15:57.095 Just to know that they've helped people is enough. 1162 01:15:59.722 --> 01:16:01.349 Oh, um, 1163 01:16:01.432 --> 01:16:03.142 and I'm sorry to do this so callously, 1164 01:16:03.226 --> 01:16:06.938 but I added the. 1165 01:16:07.772 --> 01:16:09.691 A little over $40,000. 1166 01:16:11.484 --> 01:16:12.860 I don't blame you. 1167 01:16:12.944 --> 01:16:14.737 I don't blame you for not believing in me 1168 01:16:14.821 --> 01:16:17.782 when I asked you to open a store with me all those years ago. 1169 01:16:18.701 --> 01:16:22.036 I don't blame you for begging me to let you in on it 1170 01:16:22.120 --> 01:16:23.621 once you saw it was a success. 1171 01:16:23.705 --> 01:16:25.123 It-- it was my investors 1172 01:16:25.206 --> 01:16:26.874 that wouldn't allow me to do that. 1173 01:16:26.958 --> 01:16:28.835 I felt terrible. 1174 01:16:30.044 --> 01:16:31.921 I tried to do right, but I-- 1175 01:16:32.005 --> 01:16:34.215 I know things haven't been easier. 1176 01:16:35.049 --> 01:16:36.467 But I'm here for you, George. 1177 01:16:37.510 --> 01:16:38.762 I consider you a friend. 1178 01:16:39.304 --> 01:16:42.056 And I value my customers and my friends equally. 1179 01:16:42.140 --> 01:16:44.600 So consider yourself double valued. 1180 01:16:46.894 --> 01:16:48.855 Coming out now as a friend. 1181 01:16:48.938 --> 01:16:52.066 And I hope in turn to be met with a friend. 1182 01:16:57.613 --> 01:16:59.073 Motherfucker. 1183 01:16:59.157 --> 01:17:01.117 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1184 01:17:08.666 --> 01:17:10.001 Hello? 1185 01:17:10.084 --> 01:17:11.712 What are you doing? 1186 01:17:11.795 --> 01:17:13.713 I told you I was having dinner with Annie tonight. 1187 01:17:13.796 --> 01:17:15.631 - Again? - Yes. 1188 01:17:16.257 --> 01:17:18.801 What are your plans till dinner? Are you at work? 1189 01:17:18.885 --> 01:17:20.261 Yes. 1190 01:17:20.345 --> 01:17:21.888 I'm coming to your office. 1191 01:17:21.971 --> 01:17:24.599 - I made a pie for you. - I don't eat pie, Mikey. 1192 01:17:24.683 --> 01:17:27.226 A nice midday surprise for my baby? 1193 01:17:27.310 --> 01:17:28.811 I'm-- I'm-- I'm out of the office. 1194 01:17:28.895 --> 01:17:30.980 You just said you were at work. 1195 01:17:31.064 --> 01:17:32.858 Well, I-- I am. 1196 01:17:33.441 --> 01:17:35.568 - What's going on? - Nothing. 1197 01:17:35.653 --> 01:17:38.488 Who is that? 1198 01:17:39.572 --> 01:17:41.366 Uh, no one. 1199 01:17:41.449 --> 01:17:43.702 That was a man sneeze. 1200 01:17:43.786 --> 01:17:45.912 Don't be hysterical, Mikey. It's unbecoming. 1201 01:17:45.995 --> 01:17:49.207 Hysterical? Are you cheating on me? 1202 01:17:50.751 --> 01:17:51.793 You're cheating on me. 1203 01:17:52.919 --> 01:17:55.380 - I know who it is. 1204 01:17:56.214 --> 01:17:57.006 He does? 1205 01:18:13.314 --> 01:18:14.107 Hello? 1206 01:18:14.692 --> 01:18:16.109 Mikey knows about the affair. 1207 01:18:18.737 --> 01:18:19.904 I'll pack a bag. 1208 01:18:19.987 --> 01:18:22.615 Come here and we can leave them together. 1209 01:18:22.700 --> 01:18:24.617 We could just fucking leave them. 1210 01:18:25.576 --> 01:18:27.078 I'm sorry. I never told you. 1211 01:18:27.161 --> 01:18:28.371 - I didn't think-- - Didn't tell me what? 1212 01:18:30.706 --> 01:18:32.542 I'm pregnant. 1213 01:18:36.839 --> 01:18:37.922 Gemma? 1214 01:18:38.506 --> 01:18:40.550 I'll make its life hell without even meaning to. 1215 01:18:42.093 --> 01:18:44.804 Hey, um... come quick, okay? 1216 01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:48.809 - Annie... - Just get in the car, Gemma. 1217 01:18:48.892 --> 01:18:50.309 Get in the car. 1218 01:20:54.809 --> 01:20:56.477 Kent's Korner Store 1219 01:20:56.561 --> 01:20:58.104 was the site of a robbery tonight and Kent, 1220 01:20:58.187 --> 01:20:59.857 the proprietor, was murdered. 1221 01:20:59.940 --> 01:21:02.358 Point-blank shotgun blast to the face. 1222 01:21:02.441 --> 01:21:04.235 Authorities obtained security footage, 1223 01:21:04.318 --> 01:21:05.861 which we are obligated to show you. 1224 01:21:06.864 --> 01:21:08.656 Up next, the lottery. 1225 01:21:08.739 --> 01:21:12.702 But first, a word from our sponsor, Triceraglocks. 1226 01:21:12.785 --> 01:21:15.454 It's me. 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