WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:06.868 --> 00:00:08.870 ♪ Sometimes I talk out loud ♪ 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:09.495 --> 00:00:11.539 ♪ When there's no one else around ♪ 5 00:00:12.540 --> 00:00:14.876 Excuse me. Are you Alice Anderson? 6 00:00:15.168 --> 00:00:16.336 Daughter of Jeanie Anderson? 7 00:00:16.794 --> 00:00:19.213 Yeah. I mean, yes, that's me. 8 00:00:19.797 --> 00:00:22.300 I'm actually supposed to be picking her up right now. 9 00:00:23.468 --> 00:00:25.468 It's kind of our thing, family tradition, you know. 10 00:00:25.553 --> 00:00:27.823 I pick her up when she travels and she picks me up when... 11 00:00:27.847 --> 00:00:28.847 Miss. 12 00:00:29.223 --> 00:00:30.933 - Is she in trouble? - I'd say so. 13 00:00:31.017 --> 00:00:32.657 Did she fly with an illegal animal again? 14 00:00:32.894 --> 00:00:35.104 - No. - Did she threaten to start a dance party 15 00:00:35.146 --> 00:00:36.946 in the aisles of the plane if she got cut off? 16 00:00:36.981 --> 00:00:38.650 - Because normally she is joking. - No. 17 00:00:39.275 --> 00:00:41.355 Please tell me she didn't hook up with a pilot again. 18 00:00:41.444 --> 00:00:43.644 I can't... I can't have her banned from another airline. 19 00:00:43.905 --> 00:00:45.549 We are now boarding Delta... 20 00:00:45.573 --> 00:00:47.742 - Follow me, please. - What? 21 00:00:49.535 --> 00:00:52.163 Mom, are you okay? What happened? 22 00:00:52.580 --> 00:00:53.957 What happened is... 23 00:00:55.875 --> 00:00:56.876 I'm engaged! 24 00:00:57.502 --> 00:00:58.378 Woo! 25 00:00:58.503 --> 00:01:00.338 - Oh my god. - Woo! 26 00:01:00.421 --> 00:01:02.215 You guys really commit to a prank. 27 00:01:03.132 --> 00:01:04.676 Oh honey, it's no prank. 28 00:01:05.802 --> 00:01:06.803 This is the real deal. 29 00:01:08.179 --> 00:01:09.555 Are you being serious right now? 30 00:01:10.348 --> 00:01:11.766 You were only gone for six days. 31 00:01:11.933 --> 00:01:13.559 She was only gone for six days. 32 00:01:13.768 --> 00:01:16.437 I know. But when you know, you know. 33 00:01:16.813 --> 00:01:17.813 - You know. - No! 34 00:01:18.272 --> 00:01:19.190 Ma... 35 00:01:19.273 --> 00:01:21.317 Honey, I can't wait for you to meet Wayne. 36 00:01:22.110 --> 00:01:23.528 He's actually flying in tomorrow. 37 00:01:25.196 --> 00:01:27.115 Is alcohol even allowed in here? 38 00:01:27.323 --> 00:01:28.491 Oh, not at all. 39 00:01:28.741 --> 00:01:30.661 I confiscated it from a guy earlier this morning. 40 00:01:31.744 --> 00:01:32.888 You don't want to know where. 41 00:01:34.122 --> 00:01:35.290 - To your mom! - Yay! 42 00:01:35.623 --> 00:01:37.041 - Cheers! - Cheers! 43 00:01:39.544 --> 00:01:40.545 Woo! 44 00:01:41.379 --> 00:01:43.172 ♪ But you're the one to blame ♪ 45 00:01:45.133 --> 00:01:47.468 ♪ Cause now that they're not together ♪ 46 00:01:48.553 --> 00:01:50.096 ♪ I finally feel okay ♪ 47 00:01:51.681 --> 00:01:53.266 I just don't understand. 48 00:01:53.933 --> 00:01:56.519 You were in Sedona for less than a week 49 00:01:56.602 --> 00:01:59.480 and now you're engaged to some random guy? 50 00:02:00.023 --> 00:02:01.399 Oh, Wayne isn't random. 51 00:02:01.482 --> 00:02:03.067 Ugh... Okay. 52 00:02:03.484 --> 00:02:04.527 What's his last name? 53 00:02:05.862 --> 00:02:07.322 Um... Appleby? 54 00:02:07.572 --> 00:02:09.449 No. Appleton? 55 00:02:09.991 --> 00:02:11.451 - Granny Smith. - Mom... 56 00:02:11.743 --> 00:02:13.870 It's something to do with apples, but... 57 00:02:13.995 --> 00:02:16.205 but that's not important. I know the important things. 58 00:02:16.539 --> 00:02:18.124 He's kind and funny. 59 00:02:18.374 --> 00:02:19.375 He's a great cook. 60 00:02:19.667 --> 00:02:23.713 Do you know that you can make a lasagna from hot dogs and mustard? 61 00:02:23.921 --> 00:02:24.756 Gross. 62 00:02:24.881 --> 00:02:25.882 Mom. 63 00:02:26.424 --> 00:02:27.425 Please listen to me. 64 00:02:27.508 --> 00:02:28.509 I'm worried about you. 65 00:02:29.385 --> 00:02:31.846 You've just fallen in love so many times and it never... 66 00:02:31.888 --> 00:02:33.306 Oh, honey, this is different. 67 00:02:33.890 --> 00:02:34.974 Just keep an open mind. 68 00:02:35.683 --> 00:02:38.061 Wayne's gonna be here tomorrow and you're gonna love him. 69 00:02:39.979 --> 00:02:42.398 Fuji! Wayne Fuji! 70 00:02:42.607 --> 00:02:44.025 I knew it had to do with apples. 71 00:02:44.150 --> 00:02:45.151 I was so close. 72 00:02:56.663 --> 00:02:59.624 Bagel Bar! Alice, you're the best. 73 00:02:59.707 --> 00:03:01.707 Well, I have to make work a little fun for my team. 74 00:03:01.834 --> 00:03:02.877 I got you gluten free. 75 00:03:03.086 --> 00:03:05.296 You're so good to us. Thank you, HR Mommy. 76 00:03:05.380 --> 00:03:06.460 Please don't call me Mommy. 77 00:03:07.924 --> 00:03:10.110 We were bummed you couldn't make it to karaoke last night. 78 00:03:10.134 --> 00:03:11.844 - Mm-hmm. - I think I made Beyoncé proud. 79 00:03:12.095 --> 00:03:14.015 Well, even though public singing is my number one 80 00:03:14.055 --> 00:03:15.515 stress dream, I was sad to miss it. 81 00:03:15.598 --> 00:03:17.451 But I had to pick my mom up at the airport, so... 82 00:03:17.475 --> 00:03:20.103 Oh! Jeanie's back from the retreat thingy. Was it good? 83 00:03:20.311 --> 00:03:22.855 Yeah! She got engaged to a guy she met there, so that's fun. 84 00:03:23.064 --> 00:03:24.524 - Anyway... - Wait, wait. 85 00:03:24.899 --> 00:03:25.900 Jeanie got engaged? 86 00:03:26.067 --> 00:03:27.068 Yes, she did. 87 00:03:27.402 --> 00:03:28.861 But, point being, I need to tell 88 00:03:28.903 --> 00:03:30.280 you about our new PTO policy. 89 00:03:30.405 --> 00:03:31.405 Um... 90 00:03:32.448 --> 00:03:34.117 - More. - That's insane. 91 00:03:34.659 --> 00:03:35.868 Alice's mom is next level. 92 00:03:35.994 --> 00:03:38.973 Tell him about the time that your mom was a groupie for Nickelback and pulled you 93 00:03:38.997 --> 00:03:41.157 out of high school for a month to go on tour with them. 94 00:03:41.207 --> 00:03:42.977 - Anyway... - Let's get back to the engagement. 95 00:03:43.001 --> 00:03:44.041 Have you met this guy yet? 96 00:03:44.085 --> 00:03:46.796 No, he's flying in tonight, so I have to spend my lunch break 97 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:49.215 looking him up online and maybe running a background check. 98 00:03:49.424 --> 00:03:50.800 Or... Just a thought... 99 00:03:50.842 --> 00:03:52.719 maybe we could look him up right now. 100 00:03:55.096 --> 00:03:56.776 Okay, only if we counted as team building. 101 00:03:56.931 --> 00:03:57.932 - Yes! - Yes! 102 00:03:58.057 --> 00:03:59.057 Go team! 103 00:04:00.893 --> 00:04:06.190 It says his last job was renting fog machines to strip clubs. 104 00:04:06.607 --> 00:04:07.483 Huh. 105 00:04:07.567 --> 00:04:09.461 I wouldn't even think that was a gig, because the whole 106 00:04:09.485 --> 00:04:11.571 point would be to see the women, but what do I know? 107 00:04:11.738 --> 00:04:13.573 He can't be as bad as he looks online, right? 108 00:04:13.823 --> 00:04:15.283 He's wearing a t-shirt that says, 109 00:04:15.325 --> 00:04:18.536 "I own two pythons, and one's in my pants." 110 00:04:18.661 --> 00:04:21.372 No... No... No. 111 00:04:21.497 --> 00:04:23.541 She's not marrying this man! 112 00:04:25.376 --> 00:04:26.376 So... 113 00:04:27.462 --> 00:04:29.464 - I've been thinking... - You want bangs? 114 00:04:30.089 --> 00:04:31.090 Honey, I'm sorry. 115 00:04:31.174 --> 00:04:33.134 I don't think you have the forehead for them. 116 00:04:33.217 --> 00:04:34.886 No. I... What? 117 00:04:35.595 --> 00:04:37.155 I've been thinking about you and Wayne. 118 00:04:37.180 --> 00:04:39.974 I... I wanted to talk to you before he got here. 119 00:04:41.643 --> 00:04:42.935 Mom, you know I love you 120 00:04:43.019 --> 00:04:44.562 and I want you to be happy, 121 00:04:44.646 --> 00:04:48.733 but I'm worried you're moving a little fast here. 122 00:04:49.317 --> 00:04:51.986 That retreat was supposed to be about working 123 00:04:52.070 --> 00:04:55.323 through your grief, not boning some guy 124 00:04:55.365 --> 00:04:57.992 showing off his snake tattoos online. 125 00:04:58.159 --> 00:04:59.369 Did you look him up? 126 00:04:59.786 --> 00:05:00.954 With an open mind? 127 00:05:01.204 --> 00:05:02.205 But yes! 128 00:05:02.580 --> 00:05:03.581 Okay. 129 00:05:04.248 --> 00:05:07.543 First of all, he only has one snake tattoo, 130 00:05:07.627 --> 00:05:10.088 and it all connects on his cute little butt cheek. 131 00:05:10.171 --> 00:05:11.673 - Okay. - And... Second of all, 132 00:05:11.714 --> 00:05:13.257 I did work through my grief. 133 00:05:13.383 --> 00:05:16.552 I only cried over Queenie once, the whole trip. 134 00:05:17.595 --> 00:05:18.795 They served nuts on the plane. 135 00:05:20.515 --> 00:05:22.183 You know how she felt about squirrels. 136 00:05:22.475 --> 00:05:24.811 Well, hey! There's my woman! 137 00:05:25.103 --> 00:05:27.105 - Oh! - Baby, baby, come over here! 138 00:05:30.566 --> 00:05:35.071 Alice, this is Wayne, my fiancée. 139 00:05:35.238 --> 00:05:36.155 - Alice. - Hi. Oh. 140 00:05:36.239 --> 00:05:37.824 - Hey. Now, listen. - Hi. 141 00:05:38.616 --> 00:05:41.452 I know you're a grown woman, but I want to tell you something. 142 00:05:41.619 --> 00:05:45.665 I intend to be the world's best dad, and I want to get a mug to prove it. 143 00:05:47.083 --> 00:05:49.168 She's a cutie pie. You're a cutie pie. 144 00:05:49.294 --> 00:05:53.256 This is so exciting for my two favorite people to meet. 145 00:05:53.798 --> 00:05:57.760 - Yeah. Um, say, Wayne. - Huh? 146 00:05:58.094 --> 00:06:03.433 Could you ask our waiter for some more, um, uh, napkins? 147 00:06:03.641 --> 00:06:05.393 - Napkins? Sure, can do. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:05.476 --> 00:06:09.439 - Okay. - Hold my bowie for me. 149 00:06:09.605 --> 00:06:10.732 Will you, beanie? 150 00:06:12.984 --> 00:06:14.861 That's sweet. That's sweet sugar. 151 00:06:16.779 --> 00:06:17.822 Ohh... 152 00:06:18.197 --> 00:06:19.197 Woo! 153 00:06:20.074 --> 00:06:21.326 You cannot marry that guy. 154 00:06:23.244 --> 00:06:25.496 This is the start of an episode of "Dateline." 155 00:06:25.663 --> 00:06:27.999 Oh, my God. It's heavy. No! 156 00:06:28.499 --> 00:06:30.835 You know, I was worried you would do this. 157 00:06:31.294 --> 00:06:35.590 Start judging him for his looks and his education and his hepatitis. 158 00:06:35.632 --> 00:06:36.633 His what? 159 00:06:37.216 --> 00:06:39.385 Mom, you are rushing into this. 160 00:06:39.552 --> 00:06:40.928 Mm. If you say so. 161 00:06:41.220 --> 00:06:42.472 You are not being rational. 162 00:06:42.597 --> 00:06:44.057 Love isn't rational. 163 00:06:44.307 --> 00:06:46.227 Oh, but I forgot... you don't believe in romance. 164 00:06:46.267 --> 00:06:47.393 Oh, I believe in romance. 165 00:06:47.477 --> 00:06:49.687 I just prefer to be in control of my life. 166 00:06:50.063 --> 00:06:53.483 Not lost in some pheromone-induced mania. 167 00:06:53.733 --> 00:06:56.903 - I am not like you. - Oh, you're exactly like me. 168 00:06:57.528 --> 00:06:59.739 I raised two beautiful daughters. 169 00:07:00.490 --> 00:07:03.076 You and Queenie are exactly like me. 170 00:07:03.368 --> 00:07:04.744 Stop comparing me to your dog. 171 00:07:04.994 --> 00:07:06.788 - It's a compliment. - It's not! 172 00:07:06.955 --> 00:07:08.998 Hey... ladies. 173 00:07:09.874 --> 00:07:12.210 Now, I could not track down the waiter 174 00:07:12.293 --> 00:07:14.545 and get those napkins, but got something better. 175 00:07:14.796 --> 00:07:15.797 Boom! 176 00:07:16.214 --> 00:07:18.675 Use as much as you want. We can wipe our hands with it. 177 00:07:19.175 --> 00:07:20.176 Thank you. 178 00:07:20.843 --> 00:07:24.430 And again, if you ever want me to set you up with someone, let me know. 179 00:07:24.514 --> 00:07:25.932 Oh, thank you. But no, thank you. 180 00:07:26.057 --> 00:07:28.077 - I don't have time to date right now. - Alice, come on. 181 00:07:28.101 --> 00:07:30.079 I mean, don't you want to meet a mega nerd like yourself? 182 00:07:30.103 --> 00:07:31.437 Let your little freak flag fly? 183 00:07:31.521 --> 00:07:34.081 My freak flag is doing just fine in storage right now, thank you. 184 00:07:34.148 --> 00:07:35.984 - Is it? - I don't have time. 185 00:07:36.234 --> 00:07:39.112 I'm working overtime to try to get this director of human resources job. 186 00:07:39.195 --> 00:07:42.824 And now, I have to deal with my mother's train wreck of an engagement? 187 00:07:43.074 --> 00:07:44.074 No. 188 00:07:44.117 --> 00:07:45.576 Is he really as bad as we thought? 189 00:07:45.743 --> 00:07:48.037 He's worse. She's so blinded by love. 190 00:07:48.121 --> 00:07:51.374 She can't see the parade of red flags he's laid out for her. 191 00:07:51.457 --> 00:07:54.127 And when this relationship inevitably ends like they always do, 192 00:07:54.168 --> 00:07:57.088 in six to eight months, she will be devastated and hysterical. 193 00:07:57.171 --> 00:07:58.771 And who will have to pick up the pieces? 194 00:07:58.798 --> 00:07:59.674 Me. 195 00:07:59.757 --> 00:08:00.758 It never works. 196 00:08:00.883 --> 00:08:01.884 I mean, come on. 197 00:08:02.176 --> 00:08:03.678 She doesn't even know who my dad is. 198 00:08:04.137 --> 00:08:05.138 Are we really surprised? 199 00:08:18.985 --> 00:08:20.153 Woo! 200 00:08:20.737 --> 00:08:21.737 Woo! 201 00:08:23.531 --> 00:08:24.531 Oh, hi! 202 00:08:24.907 --> 00:08:27.785 You mowing the lawn or going to winter formal? 203 00:08:27.910 --> 00:08:29.495 I hit one of my gnomes. 204 00:08:29.954 --> 00:08:30.955 Oh well. 205 00:08:39.839 --> 00:08:41.424 Thank you for coming over. 206 00:08:42.842 --> 00:08:43.843 Oh my God. 207 00:08:44.469 --> 00:08:45.928 Oh, I know. 208 00:08:46.888 --> 00:08:49.057 Doesn't Queenie look beautiful? 209 00:08:51.643 --> 00:08:52.685 She really does. 210 00:08:54.103 --> 00:08:58.107 I hired the same photographer who did your senior portrait. 211 00:08:58.149 --> 00:09:00.777 Nothing but the best for my two daughters. 212 00:09:01.069 --> 00:09:04.405 Mom, for the last time, your human daughter is not the same as a dog. 213 00:09:06.908 --> 00:09:11.287 I asked you here because I want you to know I heard your concerns. 214 00:09:11.579 --> 00:09:13.373 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 215 00:09:13.623 --> 00:09:14.624 Wayne and I agreed. 216 00:09:15.541 --> 00:09:17.627 Planning a wedding is just too much work. 217 00:09:17.752 --> 00:09:20.171 And weddings cost a fortune. 218 00:09:21.422 --> 00:09:22.423 That's true. 219 00:09:23.299 --> 00:09:24.801 That is so responsible. 220 00:09:25.259 --> 00:09:28.846 Yes, so we're going to Elope in Buffalo next Saturday. 221 00:09:28.930 --> 00:09:29.931 What? 222 00:09:30.264 --> 00:09:31.744 You want to get married next weekend? 223 00:09:31.808 --> 00:09:32.809 Mm-hmm. 224 00:09:33.893 --> 00:09:34.894 And... 225 00:09:39.607 --> 00:09:41.776 Alice, I have a very important question to ask you. 226 00:09:42.235 --> 00:09:43.236 Uh-huh. 227 00:09:43.361 --> 00:09:45.029 Will you be my maid of honor? 228 00:09:46.447 --> 00:09:50.118 Oh... You're maid of honor... 229 00:09:51.869 --> 00:09:55.373 Mom, I'm so touched, obviously. 230 00:09:55.456 --> 00:09:59.419 And I really would like to say yes, but I... 231 00:09:59.544 --> 00:10:03.214 Yes! Oh, I'm so glad we got that sorted because I have so much to do. 232 00:10:03.381 --> 00:10:04.549 I have to go shoe shopping. 233 00:10:04.882 --> 00:10:06.342 I have to go dress shopping. 234 00:10:07.260 --> 00:10:09.721 I have to pack up this entire house. 235 00:10:09.929 --> 00:10:10.929 Pack up the house? 236 00:10:11.764 --> 00:10:13.599 Didn't I tell you I'm selling the house? 237 00:10:13.808 --> 00:10:15.059 You're selling the house? 238 00:10:15.268 --> 00:10:17.687 Wayne says we need seed money for the new business. 239 00:10:17.854 --> 00:10:19.647 - What business? - Oh, that's still in beta. 240 00:10:20.064 --> 00:10:21.065 Hold on! 241 00:10:21.482 --> 00:10:23.901 You are saying that you want to sell our house, 242 00:10:24.485 --> 00:10:26.904 the site of all of our memories, 243 00:10:26.946 --> 00:10:32.827 to give cash to a guy you just met for a business that doesn't exist yet? 244 00:10:32.952 --> 00:10:34.162 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 245 00:10:34.787 --> 00:10:36.831 I'm not going to give it to him. 246 00:10:37.165 --> 00:10:38.583 Then it would be taxed. 247 00:10:38.708 --> 00:10:39.626 Oh, my God. 248 00:10:39.709 --> 00:10:43.254 No, we're going to wait till we're married and combine assets. 249 00:10:44.005 --> 00:10:45.798 It's the least I can do to support his dream 250 00:10:45.882 --> 00:10:47.592 because he's moving here for me. 251 00:10:47.675 --> 00:10:49.427 Look what the cat dragged in. 252 00:10:49.510 --> 00:10:51.095 - Whoa! - Me! 253 00:10:51.179 --> 00:10:53.056 - You, baby. - Thank you for your credit card. 254 00:10:53.139 --> 00:10:55.034 - You betcha, honey. - And I got something for you. 255 00:10:55.058 --> 00:10:56.258 Oh, my god. No, no, no, no, no. 256 00:10:56.351 --> 00:10:57.935 I'm leaving. I'm going to work. 257 00:10:58.102 --> 00:11:00.521 Come on, baby. Let's dance. 258 00:11:00.605 --> 00:11:02.106 - Let's dance. - I'm going. 259 00:11:02.523 --> 00:11:05.234 - Oh, bye, honey. - Oh, bye, baby, baby, baby. 260 00:11:16.955 --> 00:11:18.665 - Hey, hon. - Hm? 261 00:11:18.748 --> 00:11:22.168 So you sent a company-wide email with zero exclamation marks, 262 00:11:22.210 --> 00:11:23.437 and I'm wondering if you're okay. 263 00:11:23.461 --> 00:11:26.464 My mom wants to marry Python Pants next week. 264 00:11:26.714 --> 00:11:27.924 - Next week? - Next week. 265 00:11:28.299 --> 00:11:29.339 And I can't let it happen. 266 00:11:29.509 --> 00:11:31.594 - Oh, he's really that bad. - He's awful. 267 00:11:31.970 --> 00:11:35.515 He's making her sell her house to steal all her money, to start some business. 268 00:11:35.932 --> 00:11:38.768 He's just... He's got his claws in her deep, you know? 269 00:11:39.560 --> 00:11:40.561 - Ew. - Ew. 270 00:11:40.895 --> 00:11:42.855 Damn. Red Flag City. 271 00:11:42.981 --> 00:11:43.856 Mm-hmm. 272 00:11:43.940 --> 00:11:45.668 But your mom is a grown-ass woman, and she'll just 273 00:11:45.692 --> 00:11:47.378 have to live with the decisions that she makes. 274 00:11:47.402 --> 00:11:48.695 My mom is mentally a teenager. 275 00:11:48.861 --> 00:11:49.862 She can't... 276 00:11:50.697 --> 00:11:52.699 - You're right. - Yeah. Why? 277 00:11:53.074 --> 00:11:54.075 Her decisions. 278 00:11:55.285 --> 00:11:58.371 I have to make her think it's her decision to call things off with him. 279 00:11:58.579 --> 00:11:59.580 Yeah. 280 00:11:59.706 --> 00:12:01.874 But what is my mom more than anything else? 281 00:12:02.292 --> 00:12:03.293 Horny. 282 00:12:04.002 --> 00:12:05.002 Fair. 283 00:12:05.044 --> 00:12:05.920 What else? 284 00:12:06.045 --> 00:12:07.046 Self-centered. 285 00:12:07.380 --> 00:12:08.214 Yes. 286 00:12:08.298 --> 00:12:09.966 She's been talking about her next chapter 287 00:12:10.049 --> 00:12:11.968 of life for years, so I just have to make 288 00:12:12.051 --> 00:12:14.178 her see all the paths she won't be able 289 00:12:14.220 --> 00:12:16.597 to take in her next chapter if she's with Wayne. 290 00:12:16.681 --> 00:12:19.726 Mm-hmm. Are you sure that this is the path that you want to take? 291 00:12:19.934 --> 00:12:22.812 Because you've been working so hard to get your promotion, and... 292 00:12:22.895 --> 00:12:25.356 If I could do this at literally any other time, I would 293 00:12:25.398 --> 00:12:27.543 but if this man breaks her heart and steals her nest egg, 294 00:12:27.567 --> 00:12:29.753 I fear she will never recover, and I have to protect her. 295 00:12:29.777 --> 00:12:30.897 So that's what I'm gonna do. 296 00:12:36.951 --> 00:12:38.161 - Hi. - Hi. 297 00:12:38.244 --> 00:12:39.495 What are you doing here? 298 00:12:39.537 --> 00:12:41.748 I was just getting in the bath. Do you want to come in? 299 00:12:41.831 --> 00:12:44.125 - Uh, no. - I've had a bath today, thanks. 300 00:12:44.584 --> 00:12:46.419 I tried calling, but your voicemail's full. 301 00:12:46.628 --> 00:12:48.296 - Oh. - I have an idea. 302 00:12:49.172 --> 00:12:52.717 What if, instead of flying to Buffalo, 303 00:12:52.800 --> 00:12:55.011 we drive to Buffalo together? 304 00:12:55.678 --> 00:12:57.013 Like a road trip? 305 00:12:57.305 --> 00:12:58.514 A bachelorette road trip? 306 00:12:58.681 --> 00:13:00.099 Yeah. I'll plan all the stops. 307 00:13:01.267 --> 00:13:02.477 Wait, but what about your job? 308 00:13:02.560 --> 00:13:03.686 You never take time off. 309 00:13:03.853 --> 00:13:05.688 I can bring my laptop and work on the road. 310 00:13:05.772 --> 00:13:07.774 I've already told Lainey to call me 311 00:13:07.857 --> 00:13:10.485 if there's anything I absolutely have to handle 312 00:13:10.526 --> 00:13:13.655 because how often does my mom get married? 313 00:13:15.573 --> 00:13:19.118 Well, I'm pretty sure ceremonies in Belize don't count in the U.S. 314 00:13:19.369 --> 00:13:21.996 Okay. I'm gonna choose not to unpack that right now. 315 00:13:22.997 --> 00:13:26.793 I know Wayne might feel a little weird about being left in a new city all alone. 316 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:27.961 Oh, no, no, no. 317 00:13:28.044 --> 00:13:30.713 He's so busy scouting locations for the new business. 318 00:13:31.589 --> 00:13:33.466 I love how independent he is. 319 00:13:33.549 --> 00:13:34.860 - Mm-hmm. - I'm just gonna tell him 320 00:13:34.884 --> 00:13:38.054 to meet us in Buffalo before the wedding, and it will be just us. 321 00:13:38.137 --> 00:13:39.013 Great! 322 00:13:39.097 --> 00:13:41.349 A mother-daughter bachelorette party road trip. 323 00:13:41.891 --> 00:13:43.226 - Yes. - We'll leave tomorrow? 324 00:13:43.559 --> 00:13:45.436 Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. 325 00:13:45.603 --> 00:13:47.563 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 326 00:13:47.730 --> 00:13:50.525 I... I just want you to be so, so happy. 327 00:13:51.275 --> 00:13:52.276 You know that, right? 328 00:13:53.361 --> 00:13:56.239 Jeanie, come back! Our bubble bath's almost done bubbling. 329 00:13:58.032 --> 00:14:00.076 I gotta go. I'm so happy. 330 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:02.120 - Love you, honey. - Okay. See you tomorrow. 331 00:14:08.334 --> 00:14:09.335 Here we go. 332 00:14:17.093 --> 00:14:18.344 Ta-da! 333 00:14:18.428 --> 00:14:20.888 I just got us a serious upgrade for next to nothing. 334 00:14:21.014 --> 00:14:22.140 You're welcome. 335 00:14:22.223 --> 00:14:23.463 But what about the trunk space? 336 00:14:23.766 --> 00:14:26.227 And what is next to nothing for a rental car cost? 337 00:14:26.311 --> 00:14:27.103 Don't worry about it. 338 00:14:27.270 --> 00:14:28.104 I'm selling my house. 339 00:14:28.187 --> 00:14:29.731 I'm about to be flush with cash. 340 00:14:30.481 --> 00:14:31.482 Really? 341 00:14:31.566 --> 00:14:32.886 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Be careful. 342 00:14:33.109 --> 00:14:34.110 Queenie's in there. 343 00:14:34.277 --> 00:14:35.486 You brought her remains? 344 00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:37.864 I would never travel without her. 345 00:14:38.197 --> 00:14:40.033 If you were dead, I'd bring you along, too. 346 00:14:40.199 --> 00:14:41.200 Don't ever do that. 347 00:14:41.826 --> 00:14:42.827 You couldn't stop me. 348 00:14:42.910 --> 00:14:43.911 You'd be dead. 349 00:14:44.037 --> 00:14:45.038 Mom. 350 00:14:45.163 --> 00:14:46.998 We need a picture before we hit the road. 351 00:14:47.415 --> 00:14:49.125 - Yeah. - Okay. 352 00:14:49.584 --> 00:14:50.585 One, two, three. 353 00:14:53.588 --> 00:14:55.089 And off we go. 354 00:14:55.173 --> 00:14:58.051 ♪ I have lived a lonely life ♪ 355 00:14:58.092 --> 00:14:59.093 Ooh! Mom? 356 00:14:59.177 --> 00:15:00.553 - Yeah? - Do you have a hair tie? 357 00:15:00.637 --> 00:15:02.347 Oh... hold on. 358 00:15:02.639 --> 00:15:03.639 Okay. 359 00:15:04.390 --> 00:15:05.266 - Let me... - Oh! 360 00:15:05.350 --> 00:15:07.352 ♪ Looking through the night ♪ 361 00:15:08.728 --> 00:15:10.063 ♪ Looking for a light ♪ 362 00:15:10.146 --> 00:15:11.564 - Ah! - How's that? 363 00:15:12.106 --> 00:15:13.399 Great, actually. 364 00:15:13.524 --> 00:15:15.234 ♪ Somewhere lost at sea ♪ 365 00:15:16.361 --> 00:15:19.781 - ♪ A feather on the breeze ♪ - Breeze... 366 00:15:19.906 --> 00:15:20.823 Oh, I love this song! 367 00:15:20.907 --> 00:15:22.867 - ♪ Carry me away ♪ - Away... 368 00:15:24.494 --> 00:15:26.829 Oh, come on... dance with me. 369 00:15:26.955 --> 00:15:29.207 Mom, I'm driving. Ten and two. 370 00:15:30.959 --> 00:15:32.418 Oh, come on. 371 00:15:32.502 --> 00:15:33.502 Okay... 372 00:15:35.254 --> 00:15:38.383 ♪ You keep me strong ♪ 373 00:15:38.466 --> 00:15:39.425 Woo! 374 00:15:39.467 --> 00:15:42.303 ♪ You give me hope ♪ 375 00:15:43.012 --> 00:15:43.846 ♪ You... ♪ 376 00:15:47.058 --> 00:15:49.018 ♪ You make me proud ♪ 377 00:15:49.102 --> 00:15:51.104 Oh, I think I swallowed a bug! 378 00:15:59.946 --> 00:16:01.114 Ew. 379 00:16:02.407 --> 00:16:06.411 This would not have happened if you hadn't insisted on getting a convertible. 380 00:16:07.453 --> 00:16:08.997 Oh, honey, it's just a few bugs. 381 00:16:09.080 --> 00:16:10.081 It's no big deal. 382 00:16:12.041 --> 00:16:14.002 Oh, no. 383 00:16:14.085 --> 00:16:16.337 - What's wrong? - I know him. 384 00:16:16.421 --> 00:16:18.423 - That guy over there by the brown van. - Oh... 385 00:16:19.966 --> 00:16:21.759 - Ex-boyfriend? - No! 386 00:16:21.843 --> 00:16:23.904 He's just an annoying kid I went to high school with. 387 00:16:23.928 --> 00:16:25.221 Wesley Darvin. 388 00:16:25.305 --> 00:16:26.347 Mm... 389 00:16:26.889 --> 00:16:29.183 - Hey, Wesley! - Mom, no! 390 00:16:29.309 --> 00:16:30.184 - Yoo-hoo! - Stop! 391 00:16:30.268 --> 00:16:32.395 Uh, hi. Do I know you? 392 00:16:32.812 --> 00:16:34.564 I'm Alice Anderson's mom. 393 00:16:35.189 --> 00:16:36.941 She actually wanted to say hi to you. 394 00:16:37.025 --> 00:16:38.026 She's right over here. 395 00:16:38.651 --> 00:16:39.652 Alice? 396 00:16:41.946 --> 00:16:42.947 Oh, there she is. 397 00:16:43.031 --> 00:16:44.157 Alice Anderson? 398 00:16:45.074 --> 00:16:46.117 It's been a while. 399 00:16:46.909 --> 00:16:48.202 - Hey. - Hey. 400 00:16:48.369 --> 00:16:49.370 Hi. 401 00:16:50.163 --> 00:16:51.164 Oh, wow. 402 00:16:51.539 --> 00:16:53.791 She was just saying how cool she thought your van was. 403 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:55.001 Oh. 404 00:16:55.209 --> 00:16:57.462 I've never accused that thing of being cool. 405 00:16:57.754 --> 00:17:00.798 - It's, uh, very retro. - Yeah. 406 00:17:01.341 --> 00:17:04.218 Well, we bought it off the guy who painted it in 1972. 407 00:17:04.594 --> 00:17:05.845 - Ahh. All right. - Who's we? 408 00:17:06.012 --> 00:17:07.513 - Girlfriend? - No, no. 409 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:08.890 My bandmate, Clive. 410 00:17:09.140 --> 00:17:10.683 - Uh, I'm in a band. - Oh, wow. 411 00:17:10.767 --> 00:17:11.768 We're on tour. 412 00:17:12.018 --> 00:17:13.561 - And Clive's just in there. - Mmm. 413 00:17:13.936 --> 00:17:14.937 Clive! 414 00:17:16.773 --> 00:17:17.774 That's Clive. Yeah. 415 00:17:18.149 --> 00:17:19.692 - Woo-hoo. - Hey. 416 00:17:20.151 --> 00:17:21.444 He's, uh... 417 00:17:22.236 --> 00:17:23.237 He's shy. 418 00:17:24.113 --> 00:17:25.323 So you two are friends, huh? 419 00:17:25.740 --> 00:17:27.134 - No. Not even a little bit. - Yeah. 420 00:17:27.158 --> 00:17:28.660 Come on. You hated me in high school. 421 00:17:28.868 --> 00:17:30.495 - I didn't hate you. - Oh? 422 00:17:30.703 --> 00:17:33.414 I hated the way you were constantly trying to one-up me. 423 00:17:33.748 --> 00:17:35.388 I don't think I ever tried to one-up you. 424 00:17:35.416 --> 00:17:36.834 I think I just one-upped you. 425 00:17:37.001 --> 00:17:38.711 And you still ended up valedictorian. 426 00:17:39.170 --> 00:17:40.213 You were very... 427 00:17:41.381 --> 00:17:42.507 driven. 428 00:17:46.719 --> 00:17:47.971 Anyway, we should be going. 429 00:17:48.179 --> 00:17:49.639 Oh, no. We have a few more minutes. 430 00:17:49.722 --> 00:17:50.723 Keep catching up. 431 00:17:52.433 --> 00:17:54.644 I'm sorry. I knew I recognized you. 432 00:17:54.852 --> 00:17:56.972 Did you... did you come to school on a horse one time? 433 00:17:57.271 --> 00:17:58.791 - Alice's 16th birthday. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:17:59.023 --> 00:18:00.108 She wanted a car. 435 00:18:00.525 --> 00:18:02.527 But I was dating a guy at the equestrian center, 436 00:18:02.610 --> 00:18:05.321 and I thought, this is a pretty cool ride, too. 437 00:18:05.530 --> 00:18:06.406 No-brainer. 438 00:18:06.489 --> 00:18:09.033 We-we talked about that for a solid year. 439 00:18:09.117 --> 00:18:11.911 Yeah, you guys didn't stop neighing at me in the hallways. 440 00:18:12.078 --> 00:18:13.305 I have no recollection of this. 441 00:18:13.329 --> 00:18:14.998 So where's your band playing next? 442 00:18:15.290 --> 00:18:18.626 Uh, we've got a gig in Rochester. 443 00:18:18.710 --> 00:18:21.838 So we thought, what the hell, let's pack up the van, 444 00:18:21.921 --> 00:18:25.133 hit the road, see where the wind takes us, and we'll, 445 00:18:25.216 --> 00:18:27.385 uh, we'll play small gigs along the way. 446 00:18:28.511 --> 00:18:32.056 So you're going on a tour with only one booked gig? 447 00:18:32.348 --> 00:18:33.599 - Yep. - Wow. 448 00:18:34.225 --> 00:18:35.893 Not the overachiever I remember. 449 00:18:36.352 --> 00:18:37.979 Well. Times change. 450 00:18:38.187 --> 00:18:40.582 Well, that's pretty weird, because we're on the way to Buffalo. 451 00:18:40.606 --> 00:18:42.525 - Mom. - So you two should exchange numbers. 452 00:18:42.775 --> 00:18:44.895 - We don't have to... - That's a great idea, actually. 453 00:18:45.111 --> 00:18:47.655 - Yeah, see? - Here, uh, my phone is dead, so... 454 00:18:48.072 --> 00:18:49.824 An actual old-fashioned pen? 455 00:18:49.949 --> 00:18:50.950 Wow. 456 00:18:51.117 --> 00:18:52.317 Still carry one of those, huh? 457 00:18:53.453 --> 00:18:54.454 Take that. 458 00:18:54.579 --> 00:18:56.914 Um, just, uh, text me. 459 00:18:57.123 --> 00:19:01.628 If only to get recommendations for awesome diners and pit stops along the way. 460 00:19:01.753 --> 00:19:05.715 Uh, maybe we can grab a milkshake and you and I can reminisce 461 00:19:05.798 --> 00:19:07.467 about the good old days of AP Physics. 462 00:19:07.717 --> 00:19:09.927 Clive and I have done this route before, so... 463 00:19:10.136 --> 00:19:11.137 You hear that, honey? 464 00:19:11.596 --> 00:19:12.596 He's experienced. 465 00:19:12.639 --> 00:19:13.640 Okay. 466 00:19:14.015 --> 00:19:15.016 We're virgins. 467 00:19:15.099 --> 00:19:16.142 We're leaving. 468 00:19:16.517 --> 00:19:19.062 - Wow! - Let's go, Mom. Get in the car. 469 00:19:19.395 --> 00:19:23.316 Um, and, uh, nice, uh, panty pony. 470 00:19:23.650 --> 00:19:24.651 Very chic. 471 00:19:25.234 --> 00:19:27.779 Oh! He likes your panties. 472 00:19:28.863 --> 00:19:30.323 These are pantyhose in my hair? 473 00:19:31.157 --> 00:19:32.158 Mom! 474 00:19:36.579 --> 00:19:37.997 You have to go out with him. 475 00:19:38.081 --> 00:19:38.998 He's so cute. 476 00:19:39.082 --> 00:19:41.417 Me and Wesley Darvin? 477 00:19:41.668 --> 00:19:42.668 No way. 478 00:19:43.378 --> 00:19:46.005 Besides, he wasn't even asking me to hang out like that. 479 00:19:46.714 --> 00:19:47.715 Oh. 480 00:19:47.799 --> 00:19:48.800 I disagree. 481 00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:50.760 I like him. 482 00:19:50.843 --> 00:19:53.096 Yeah, you liking a guy is a red flag. 483 00:19:54.430 --> 00:19:56.224 You know, Mom... 484 00:19:56.808 --> 00:19:59.727 Once you get married, you won't be able to just... 485 00:19:59.811 --> 00:20:02.563 meet cute guys and flirt with them anymore. 486 00:20:03.982 --> 00:20:06.442 I'm getting married. I'm not turning into a nun. 487 00:20:07.276 --> 00:20:09.737 Plus, Wayne and I aren't the jealous types. 488 00:20:09.946 --> 00:20:10.947 Oh, really? 489 00:20:11.406 --> 00:20:14.158 Even though he used to work in strip clubs? 490 00:20:14.909 --> 00:20:16.160 You kinda left that part out 491 00:20:16.244 --> 00:20:17.996 when you said he used to be in sales. 492 00:20:18.621 --> 00:20:21.082 Oh, the past is the past. 493 00:20:22.292 --> 00:20:25.295 And I am not judgmental about sex work. 494 00:20:25.503 --> 00:20:27.297 Hmph. Really though, Mom? 495 00:20:27.463 --> 00:20:29.424 Do you ever worry that... 496 00:20:30.133 --> 00:20:32.969 I'm not concerned a bit. 497 00:20:34.512 --> 00:20:37.307 Wayne and I have gotten through some very tough times. 498 00:20:38.099 --> 00:20:39.434 Because we communicate. 499 00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:45.481 Hey, Mom. 500 00:20:46.774 --> 00:20:48.026 Take this freeway. 501 00:20:49.777 --> 00:20:51.362 Are we going to Cheryl's? 502 00:20:51.529 --> 00:20:53.406 It wouldn't be your bachelorette party if we 503 00:20:53.489 --> 00:20:56.117 didn't go to see your oldest bestest friend, right? 504 00:20:56.159 --> 00:20:57.619 Woo! 505 00:20:58.161 --> 00:20:59.996 - Yeah! - Yeah! 506 00:21:12.675 --> 00:21:17.555 I knew Cheryl was successful, but not like giant-mansion successful. 507 00:21:18.556 --> 00:21:19.557 What did she do again? 508 00:21:19.974 --> 00:21:23.144 Oh, she's the head of all product distribution of the Midwest. 509 00:21:23.186 --> 00:21:25.521 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 510 00:21:26.022 --> 00:21:27.231 Oh my God, Jee-Jee. 511 00:21:27.357 --> 00:21:28.900 I'm so glad you're here. 512 00:21:29.025 --> 00:21:31.194 Oh. It's been way too long. 513 00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:32.403 I know. 514 00:21:32.487 --> 00:21:36.574 I mean, the last time I saw you, I think I still had my original eyelids. 515 00:21:37.283 --> 00:21:39.410 Now I blink like a 22-year-old. 516 00:21:39.994 --> 00:21:40.995 Oh. 517 00:21:41.204 --> 00:21:43.373 Alice, you're all grown up. 518 00:21:43.498 --> 00:21:44.499 Oh my God. 519 00:21:44.832 --> 00:21:46.834 The last time I saw you, you were still in that 520 00:21:46.918 --> 00:21:48.962 awkward phase that girls have when they're 13. 521 00:21:49.337 --> 00:21:50.797 I was 17. 522 00:21:50.880 --> 00:21:52.507 The world needs late bloomers. Mm? 523 00:21:54.342 --> 00:21:57.804 I cannot believe that you're getting hitched, Jee-Jee. 524 00:21:58.054 --> 00:21:59.347 - I know. - I mean, oh my God. 525 00:21:59.597 --> 00:22:01.849 Okay. The only reason to marry a man 526 00:22:01.933 --> 00:22:04.477 that fast, tight pants, from a fat wallet. 527 00:22:05.103 --> 00:22:06.413 Or a fat something else. 528 00:22:06.437 --> 00:22:08.481 Oh, honey, you have no idea. 529 00:22:09.148 --> 00:22:11.567 Okay, ladies. You two. 530 00:22:13.444 --> 00:22:15.780 You know, I just realized you're actually 531 00:22:15.863 --> 00:22:18.741 like alternate versions of each other. 532 00:22:18.783 --> 00:22:20.118 You met working together. 533 00:22:20.743 --> 00:22:23.454 You both built wonderful careers. 534 00:22:23.538 --> 00:22:25.164 Bought your own homes. 535 00:22:25.832 --> 00:22:27.834 You've done a lot as independent ladies. 536 00:22:28.835 --> 00:22:32.422 Mom, maybe you should be going into business again with Cheryl. 537 00:22:33.047 --> 00:22:36.009 Your oldest best friend who you know and trust. 538 00:22:36.342 --> 00:22:37.343 Hm? 539 00:22:37.427 --> 00:22:39.262 I think our business days are over. 540 00:22:39.429 --> 00:22:40.430 Aww. 541 00:22:40.888 --> 00:22:42.265 Cher's like my big sister. 542 00:22:42.515 --> 00:22:44.225 Aw, you calling me old? 543 00:22:44.267 --> 00:22:47.478 Oh, and have your team of plastic surgeons come after me? 544 00:22:47.645 --> 00:22:49.731 - Never. - You know me too well. 545 00:22:50.064 --> 00:22:54.777 All right. Mm. Ladies, finish your champagne. 546 00:22:55.570 --> 00:22:56.904 I got a little surprise. 547 00:23:00.074 --> 00:23:02.076 - What? - What is that? 548 00:23:02.201 --> 00:23:03.369 What is going on? 549 00:23:04.078 --> 00:23:05.288 I'm like your fairy garden. 550 00:23:06.372 --> 00:23:07.582 What is this? 551 00:23:07.999 --> 00:23:11.753 Okay, don't look at any of the price tags, because I already bought 'em all. 552 00:23:12.337 --> 00:23:14.005 Cher, this is too much. 553 00:23:14.088 --> 00:23:16.007 Oh, pish posh. 554 00:23:16.090 --> 00:23:18.068 I mean, you said you haven't bought a wedding dress yet 555 00:23:18.092 --> 00:23:19.445 and, you know, I wanted to assist. 556 00:23:19.469 --> 00:23:20.720 And, you know, help Alice. 557 00:23:20.887 --> 00:23:22.013 Poor Alice over there. 558 00:23:22.096 --> 00:23:23.681 Find some clothes that aren't so drab. 559 00:23:23.973 --> 00:23:24.973 Drab? 560 00:23:25.058 --> 00:23:26.392 You look like an HR lady. 561 00:23:26.643 --> 00:23:27.852 But I am an HR lady. 562 00:23:29.812 --> 00:23:30.938 Okay. 563 00:23:31.272 --> 00:23:32.273 Where do we start? 564 00:23:33.941 --> 00:23:34.941 Mmm, no. 565 00:23:37.695 --> 00:23:38.821 - Oh? - Oh... 566 00:23:40.239 --> 00:23:41.366 Ooh... 567 00:23:43.242 --> 00:23:44.242 Hm? 568 00:23:50.875 --> 00:23:52.293 No! I love it. 569 00:24:01.260 --> 00:24:02.679 Turn around. 570 00:24:06.599 --> 00:24:07.599 I like it. 571 00:24:09.477 --> 00:24:10.812 Sorry if I'm hurting you. 572 00:24:10.979 --> 00:24:11.979 Oh, please, honey. 573 00:24:12.021 --> 00:24:14.341 After what you did to me when you were born, I can take it. 574 00:24:15.316 --> 00:24:16.316 Hm. 575 00:24:16.943 --> 00:24:17.944 This is fun, Mom. 576 00:24:18.611 --> 00:24:19.612 Yeah. 577 00:24:19.779 --> 00:24:22.282 We haven't had a girls' day like this in a long time, huh? 578 00:24:22.907 --> 00:24:24.951 Well, we went to that winter matinee last year. 579 00:24:25.451 --> 00:24:26.452 Oh, no. 580 00:24:26.911 --> 00:24:28.329 Tax Evasion Garrett met us there. 581 00:24:28.538 --> 00:24:30.331 No, that was two years ago. 582 00:24:30.540 --> 00:24:31.958 Last year was Jobless Bob. 583 00:24:33.459 --> 00:24:35.044 Oh. Yeah. 584 00:24:35.503 --> 00:24:37.672 I haven't had the best track record with men, have I? 585 00:24:38.548 --> 00:24:39.716 No, you haven't. 586 00:24:40.425 --> 00:24:42.427 That's why I'm so glad that I met Wayne. 587 00:24:43.344 --> 00:24:44.387 He's such a lovely guy. 588 00:24:47.265 --> 00:24:48.465 Well, you look beautiful, Mom. 589 00:24:49.600 --> 00:24:51.144 Agh, bad news, ladies. 590 00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:53.104 Looks like the DEA are on their way. 591 00:24:53.313 --> 00:24:54.564 Did she just say the DEA? 592 00:24:54.689 --> 00:24:55.690 Yeah, this is not good. 593 00:24:55.773 --> 00:24:57.275 Apologies for being such a rude host, 594 00:24:57.358 --> 00:24:59.238 but it's probably best if you just hit the road. 595 00:24:59.277 --> 00:25:00.653 You know, before the feds arrive. 596 00:25:00.737 --> 00:25:01.738 Product distribution. 597 00:25:02.030 --> 00:25:03.031 That's drugs. 598 00:25:03.114 --> 00:25:04.115 She's a drug dealer? 599 00:25:04.240 --> 00:25:05.280 That's how you're so rich? 600 00:25:05.533 --> 00:25:06.653 And you two worked together. 601 00:25:06.743 --> 00:25:07.952 Were you like Pablo Escobar? 602 00:25:08.077 --> 00:25:10.330 Oh, no. We were very low-level back then. 603 00:25:10.455 --> 00:25:12.832 Here's is for you. Just make a little wedding gift. 604 00:25:12.957 --> 00:25:15.227 It was lovely seeing you both. I'll see you at the wedding. 605 00:25:15.251 --> 00:25:16.252 - Okay. - Go on, honey. 606 00:25:16.336 --> 00:25:17.420 - Mom. - You gotta go fast. 607 00:25:17.545 --> 00:25:18.545 - Come on, Mom. - Faster! 608 00:25:18.588 --> 00:25:19.589 It's okay. 609 00:25:21.132 --> 00:25:22.717 You're going 90 miles an hour. 610 00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:23.760 Well, yeah. 611 00:25:24.636 --> 00:25:25.678 Oh, my God. 612 00:25:27.805 --> 00:25:28.806 Cheryl. 613 00:25:30.099 --> 00:25:32.518 Aunt Cheryl's like a... kingpin? 614 00:25:32.769 --> 00:25:34.437 What? 615 00:25:34.604 --> 00:25:35.855 That's funny you say that. 616 00:25:36.105 --> 00:25:38.024 That D.A.R.E. program must have really worked. 617 00:25:38.399 --> 00:25:40.568 Why wouldn't you ever tell me this? 618 00:25:41.819 --> 00:25:43.613 Because I didn't think you'd ever understand. 619 00:25:43.905 --> 00:25:45.031 Oh, I don't understand. 620 00:25:45.698 --> 00:25:47.450 This is so irresponsible, Mom. 621 00:25:47.533 --> 00:25:48.743 Oh, my God. 622 00:25:48.910 --> 00:25:50.012 You could have gone to jail. 623 00:25:50.036 --> 00:25:51.236 I mean, why would you risk it? 624 00:25:51.537 --> 00:25:55.375 There's not a lot of jobs for young single mothers without a college education. 625 00:25:56.876 --> 00:25:58.586 And I wanted a better life for you. 626 00:25:59.462 --> 00:26:03.967 So I just worked until I could buy a house and get out. 627 00:26:04.926 --> 00:26:06.511 And I don't regret any of it. 628 00:26:07.178 --> 00:26:08.179 Whoa, Mom. 629 00:26:08.638 --> 00:26:11.766 I guess I never really thought about it like that. 630 00:26:11.933 --> 00:26:12.933 I mean... 631 00:26:14.268 --> 00:26:16.229 it must have been really hard for you 632 00:26:16.312 --> 00:26:18.690 all by yourself with a newborn and nobody to rely on. 633 00:26:19.065 --> 00:26:21.651 - But you know what? - What? 634 00:26:21.734 --> 00:26:23.444 Now I have Wayne to lean on. 635 00:26:24.404 --> 00:26:25.488 My soulmate. 636 00:26:26.990 --> 00:26:27.991 Uh-huh. 637 00:26:34.664 --> 00:26:35.665 What's that smell? 638 00:26:37.292 --> 00:26:38.459 89 bucks a night. 639 00:26:39.460 --> 00:26:40.461 Okay. 640 00:26:41.087 --> 00:26:43.589 I'm gonna go freshen up and see if there's a bar. 641 00:26:44.007 --> 00:26:45.008 Yeah, good idea. 642 00:26:45.300 --> 00:26:46.301 I'll change, too. 643 00:26:46.426 --> 00:26:48.678 What? Why? You look so good. 644 00:26:48.803 --> 00:26:50.972 I'm overdressed for a motel bar, no? 645 00:26:51.389 --> 00:26:52.949 Well, at least let me give you something 646 00:26:53.016 --> 00:26:54.642 of mine that kind of shows off the goods. 647 00:26:54.892 --> 00:26:56.352 What makes you think I didn't bring 648 00:26:56.436 --> 00:26:57.756 anything that shows off the goods? 649 00:27:01.149 --> 00:27:02.150 Fine. 650 00:27:02.692 --> 00:27:03.693 Thank you. 651 00:27:08.823 --> 00:27:09.866 Oh, god. 652 00:27:18.082 --> 00:27:19.083 Hi. 653 00:27:20.043 --> 00:27:23.963 Is that Alice Anderson in a sexy black dress I see on my screen? Woo! 654 00:27:25.173 --> 00:27:26.173 Is it too much? 655 00:27:26.257 --> 00:27:27.258 It's so tight. 656 00:27:27.383 --> 00:27:28.217 No, it's perfect. 657 00:27:28.343 --> 00:27:30.070 I'm so glad that you're finally letting loose 658 00:27:30.094 --> 00:27:32.680 and shutting off those "Girls Gone Mild" vibes. 659 00:27:32.972 --> 00:27:34.682 Apparently we're going to a bar later. 660 00:27:35.600 --> 00:27:36.601 I love that. 661 00:27:36.768 --> 00:27:41.898 It's literally the last thing I want to do right now, but we're connecting, so... 662 00:27:42.231 --> 00:27:43.483 It's a great idea. 663 00:27:44.025 --> 00:27:45.860 You know, your choices should always 664 00:27:45.902 --> 00:27:47.904 be bolder than your turtlenecks, Alice. 665 00:27:48.404 --> 00:27:49.405 Deepak Chopra said that. 666 00:27:49.656 --> 00:27:50.657 No, he did not. 667 00:27:50.865 --> 00:27:52.075 But I get your point. 668 00:27:53.201 --> 00:27:54.327 One drink can't hurt, right? 669 00:27:58.373 --> 00:27:59.373 Ahh. 670 00:27:59.707 --> 00:28:00.708 Wow. 671 00:28:01.376 --> 00:28:03.378 I can feel the earth spinning, I think. 672 00:28:03.753 --> 00:28:04.963 It's amazing. 673 00:28:05.254 --> 00:28:07.382 That's what love feels like. 674 00:28:07.548 --> 00:28:10.301 I'll take your word for it. 675 00:28:10.385 --> 00:28:13.846 Honey... you've got to get out there and date more. 676 00:28:13.930 --> 00:28:21.688 No. I watched you be heartbroken over and over for my whole life. 677 00:28:22.355 --> 00:28:23.731 No, no dating. 678 00:28:24.732 --> 00:28:25.732 Mm-mm. 679 00:28:29.737 --> 00:28:31.281 You don't date because of me? 680 00:28:32.865 --> 00:28:34.534 I didn't think you absorbed all that. 681 00:28:35.201 --> 00:28:37.912 I mean... It's okay. 682 00:28:38.204 --> 00:28:39.872 Oh, Mom. I'm okay. 683 00:28:40.540 --> 00:28:41.541 I don't even need a man. 684 00:28:42.417 --> 00:28:44.127 And I just always needed a man. 685 00:28:44.919 --> 00:28:46.337 Ya think? 686 00:28:47.755 --> 00:28:48.756 I... 687 00:28:49.090 --> 00:28:50.091 Sorry. 688 00:28:50.174 --> 00:28:51.175 I just mean... 689 00:28:53.386 --> 00:28:54.387 Are you... 690 00:28:54.637 --> 00:28:58.683 Are you sure you want to marry this guy you've only known for six days? 691 00:28:59.434 --> 00:29:00.435 Yeah. 692 00:29:00.727 --> 00:29:01.728 In Buffalo? 693 00:29:02.186 --> 00:29:04.105 Why Buffalo? 694 00:29:05.356 --> 00:29:06.983 You know I had a hard time growing up. 695 00:29:07.775 --> 00:29:08.776 My parents... 696 00:29:08.901 --> 00:29:09.902 I know, Mom. 697 00:29:11.654 --> 00:29:12.655 Well... 698 00:29:13.406 --> 00:29:14.407 One weekend... 699 00:29:15.366 --> 00:29:16.409 We went to Buffalo. 700 00:29:17.910 --> 00:29:19.329 And we had the best time. 701 00:29:20.747 --> 00:29:21.956 Everyone was so happy. 702 00:29:25.877 --> 00:29:27.086 It really felt like family. 703 00:29:29.339 --> 00:29:30.339 Hmm. 704 00:29:31.341 --> 00:29:34.677 So I was really sad when we were leaving and... 705 00:29:36.054 --> 00:29:37.555 I saw this couple. 706 00:29:38.931 --> 00:29:40.767 And they were getting married in the chapel. 707 00:29:42.727 --> 00:29:44.228 And it was so beautiful. 708 00:29:46.272 --> 00:29:47.899 And I just thought... 709 00:29:47.982 --> 00:29:50.026 If I ever get married... 710 00:29:51.819 --> 00:29:53.821 I'm gonna get married right here because... 711 00:29:55.073 --> 00:29:57.659 Buffalo is just the happiest place on earth. 712 00:30:02.163 --> 00:30:03.915 I want you to be happy. 713 00:30:06.417 --> 00:30:08.252 But do you think this is gonna last? 714 00:30:09.462 --> 00:30:10.463 Oh, I will. 715 00:30:13.007 --> 00:30:15.510 Wayne isn't like any other man I dated. 716 00:30:17.261 --> 00:30:19.764 He only wants what's best for me. 717 00:30:21.265 --> 00:30:22.266 I promise. 718 00:30:24.978 --> 00:30:25.979 You believe me, right? 719 00:30:31.192 --> 00:30:32.193 I, um... 720 00:30:35.738 --> 00:30:37.490 I believe we... 721 00:30:37.782 --> 00:30:39.117 Need to ride that. 722 00:30:41.995 --> 00:30:42.996 Yes! 723 00:30:43.204 --> 00:30:44.414 - Come on. - Okay. 724 00:30:45.665 --> 00:30:47.458 Jeanie: Get on her, honey! 725 00:30:47.583 --> 00:30:51.337 - Yeah! Woo! - Woo-hoo! 726 00:30:51.421 --> 00:30:53.673 - Okay... - Look at her go! 727 00:30:53.756 --> 00:30:55.800 That's my girl! Oh, yeah! 728 00:30:58.970 --> 00:31:00.722 Yeah! She gets her hips from me! 729 00:31:02.515 --> 00:31:04.183 Ride that bull, honey! 730 00:31:04.392 --> 00:31:05.392 Ride it! 731 00:31:05.852 --> 00:31:08.104 She's doin' it! She's doin' it! 732 00:31:08.479 --> 00:31:09.647 Whoa! 733 00:31:12.650 --> 00:31:14.402 Oh! Honey! Alice! Alice! 734 00:31:15.695 --> 00:31:16.695 Got you! 735 00:31:16.988 --> 00:31:19.073 That's payback for the airport! 736 00:31:22.744 --> 00:31:25.163 - Ooh. - Are you okay, honey? 737 00:31:25.246 --> 00:31:26.664 - Yeah. - You sure? 738 00:31:26.873 --> 00:31:29.334 Yeah. Hundred percent. I just need one sec. 739 00:31:29.876 --> 00:31:30.877 Oh! 740 00:31:31.252 --> 00:31:33.254 Oh! Boy! 741 00:31:40.345 --> 00:31:41.665 I don't know what got me worse... 742 00:31:41.846 --> 00:31:43.306 The booze or the bull. 743 00:31:44.432 --> 00:31:45.433 Oh. 744 00:31:46.142 --> 00:31:47.310 It's the booze. 745 00:31:47.477 --> 00:31:48.478 Trust me. 746 00:31:53.191 --> 00:31:55.068 Hey, we're really close to Columbus. 747 00:31:56.694 --> 00:31:58.446 You know, some, um... 748 00:31:59.656 --> 00:32:01.824 Fresh air might really help me... walk around. 749 00:32:02.825 --> 00:32:04.744 Enjoy the beauty of Ohio. 750 00:32:05.745 --> 00:32:08.331 Isn't that pretty far out of the way? 751 00:32:08.539 --> 00:32:11.668 - No, it's... - Or did you plan a stop for us? 752 00:32:11.834 --> 00:32:13.670 No. No plan. 753 00:32:24.597 --> 00:32:25.598 Hey, Mom. 754 00:32:25.682 --> 00:32:28.101 Could you go inside and get me a bottle of water? 755 00:32:28.476 --> 00:32:31.270 Oh, and maybe a box of those mini gas station donuts? 756 00:32:31.896 --> 00:32:33.106 Mini gas station donuts? 757 00:32:33.690 --> 00:32:34.691 Yeah. 758 00:32:34.732 --> 00:32:36.572 The ones with the powdered sugar all over them. 759 00:32:37.068 --> 00:32:38.069 Oh. 760 00:32:38.820 --> 00:32:39.820 Okay. 761 00:32:40.154 --> 00:32:41.823 How did I raise you so wrong? 762 00:32:47.203 --> 00:32:48.204 Okay. 763 00:32:48.913 --> 00:32:49.914 This is gonna work. 764 00:32:50.540 --> 00:32:51.874 I just need a... 765 00:32:52.125 --> 00:32:53.293 reason to get us there. 766 00:32:54.335 --> 00:32:55.335 Okay. 767 00:32:55.712 --> 00:32:56.713 Just a quick... 768 00:32:59.507 --> 00:33:01.092 Okay, come on, Alice. 769 00:33:01.134 --> 00:33:05.596 You gotta do this, otherwise your mom is gonna get fondled by a strip club 770 00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:07.849 con artist with produce for the rest of your life. 771 00:33:08.683 --> 00:33:09.684 Ew! 772 00:33:10.018 --> 00:33:11.019 Come on! 773 00:33:12.186 --> 00:33:13.187 Lock in. 774 00:33:14.564 --> 00:33:15.565 Ah! 775 00:33:15.940 --> 00:33:16.941 Shit! 776 00:33:17.734 --> 00:33:18.735 Ow! 777 00:33:19.485 --> 00:33:20.612 Oh, no! 778 00:33:21.321 --> 00:33:23.114 Oh! Honey! 779 00:33:23.281 --> 00:33:25.825 - What's wrong? - I think I chipped my ulna. 780 00:33:26.117 --> 00:33:27.702 Oh! Where's that? 781 00:33:27.785 --> 00:33:28.786 It's my elbow! 782 00:33:29.412 --> 00:33:31.456 Oh... Oh. 783 00:33:31.956 --> 00:33:32.957 I'm gonna... 784 00:33:33.291 --> 00:33:35.043 I'm gonna find the nearest doctor's office. 785 00:33:37.837 --> 00:33:41.382 You bang your elbow and you run to a plastic surgeon's office? 786 00:33:42.133 --> 00:33:44.427 What do you think they're gonna do, Botox the bruise? 787 00:33:46.596 --> 00:33:48.181 Miss Anderson, I'm Dr... 788 00:33:48.890 --> 00:33:49.891 Tim? 789 00:33:50.266 --> 00:33:51.225 Jeanie? 790 00:33:51.267 --> 00:33:52.267 - Oh! - My God. 791 00:33:52.602 --> 00:33:53.686 You two know each other? 792 00:33:54.062 --> 00:33:55.063 It's been a while. 793 00:33:56.564 --> 00:33:58.316 - How are you? - Wow! 794 00:33:58.483 --> 00:34:02.195 So, uh, you finally opened your own practice? 795 00:34:02.946 --> 00:34:03.986 I always told you I would. 796 00:34:06.991 --> 00:34:10.161 You went to Harvard Medical School? 797 00:34:10.286 --> 00:34:11.454 Uh-huh, yeah. 798 00:34:11.537 --> 00:34:14.666 After the Peace Corps, I realized my true calling was medicine. 799 00:34:14.999 --> 00:34:16.000 Wow. 800 00:34:16.250 --> 00:34:18.628 And what better way to help people than cosmetic surgery? 801 00:34:19.629 --> 00:34:22.340 Because when you look your best, you feel your best. 802 00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:24.717 I guess that is true. 803 00:34:24.884 --> 00:34:27.345 Must be a nice paycheck too, huh? 804 00:34:28.513 --> 00:34:30.890 Jeanie, it's so good to see you. 805 00:34:32.016 --> 00:34:33.977 Um, wait, Mom. 806 00:34:34.852 --> 00:34:38.439 Is this the Tim you dated when I was three? 807 00:34:39.399 --> 00:34:42.193 That you said was the great love of your life? 808 00:34:43.319 --> 00:34:46.364 Um, I might have said something like that. 809 00:34:46.489 --> 00:34:49.409 Well, I mean, of course this was before Wayne. 810 00:34:49.826 --> 00:34:50.906 Wait a second, who's Wayne? 811 00:34:50.952 --> 00:34:51.953 My fiancé. 812 00:34:52.287 --> 00:34:55.290 - Oh. Congrats. - Mm-hmm. 813 00:34:55.415 --> 00:34:57.792 So much you two don't know about each other. 814 00:34:57.959 --> 00:35:04.215 Maybe we should spend an extra day or two here and you and this Harvard-educated, 815 00:35:04.549 --> 00:35:07.135 rich doctor with an excellent jawline. 816 00:35:07.552 --> 00:35:08.552 Did you get that done? 817 00:35:09.345 --> 00:35:10.346 Not my business. 818 00:35:10.430 --> 00:35:11.639 You two could catch up. 819 00:35:14.183 --> 00:35:16.561 Jeanie, I've missed you so much. 820 00:35:17.353 --> 00:35:18.354 You! 821 00:35:21.649 --> 00:35:22.900 I warned you. 822 00:35:23.234 --> 00:35:25.778 Nancy! Oh, you look terrific! 823 00:35:26.070 --> 00:35:27.196 He does great work! 824 00:35:27.655 --> 00:35:29.425 Nancy, Jeanie just stopped in with her daughter. 825 00:35:29.449 --> 00:35:30.449 Oh, my God! Mom? 826 00:35:30.742 --> 00:35:31.784 I warned you! 827 00:35:32.493 --> 00:35:36.205 Next time you come near my husband, it would be your last! 828 00:35:36.539 --> 00:35:37.539 Your husband? 829 00:35:37.624 --> 00:35:39.334 He is not wearing a wedding ring! 830 00:35:39.417 --> 00:35:40.817 You are not wearing a wedding ring! 831 00:35:40.877 --> 00:35:41.961 No! No, no, no, no, Nancy! 832 00:35:42.086 --> 00:35:42.920 No! Nancy! No! 833 00:35:43.004 --> 00:35:44.339 You're gonna hurt someone. 834 00:35:49.927 --> 00:35:51.763 - Run! - Nancy! Nancy! 835 00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:55.683 Oh, my God! Go! Go! Go! Go! 836 00:35:55.767 --> 00:35:56.768 Oh, my God! 837 00:35:59.062 --> 00:36:00.813 - Get in the car! - Oh, my god, Mom! 838 00:36:02.690 --> 00:36:03.733 Go, go, go, go, go! 839 00:36:06.945 --> 00:36:08.071 Oh my god! 840 00:36:16.162 --> 00:36:17.705 Oh my god! 841 00:36:20.959 --> 00:36:23.169 Don't even think about coming back! 842 00:36:23.628 --> 00:36:25.672 That was insane. 843 00:36:26.464 --> 00:36:27.465 It'll be fine. 844 00:36:27.924 --> 00:36:28.925 How's your elbow? 845 00:36:29.092 --> 00:36:31.219 What? Oh, better. Thank you. 846 00:36:31.594 --> 00:36:33.554 I'm really sorry it made us go there. 847 00:36:34.681 --> 00:36:37.642 Well, you know, it's not like you knew it was my ex's practice. 848 00:36:38.685 --> 00:36:39.686 Yeah. 849 00:36:40.395 --> 00:36:41.562 Small world. 850 00:36:41.604 --> 00:36:44.315 It did seem like you two were kind of having a moment 851 00:36:44.357 --> 00:36:46.693 there before we almost got murdered by his wife. 852 00:36:47.068 --> 00:36:48.194 You know, it's funny. 853 00:36:48.528 --> 00:36:52.949 I spent the last two decades fantasizing about Tim, you know, the one who got away. 854 00:36:53.116 --> 00:36:54.117 Yeah. 855 00:36:54.158 --> 00:36:56.119 Now I see exactly what was wrong. 856 00:36:56.786 --> 00:36:58.413 Like that he's married? 857 00:36:58.454 --> 00:37:01.833 Well, yeah, but also, he never stood up for me. 858 00:37:02.500 --> 00:37:05.003 With Wayne, I always feel so supported. 859 00:37:07.297 --> 00:37:08.298 Yeah. 860 00:37:09.549 --> 00:37:11.175 Oh, shit! 861 00:37:11.551 --> 00:37:14.178 I wasn't speeding. Will you hand me my purse? 862 00:37:14.345 --> 00:37:15.346 I threw it in the back. 863 00:37:17.015 --> 00:37:18.016 Oh my god. 864 00:37:19.684 --> 00:37:21.102 Why is there cocaine in our car? 865 00:37:21.352 --> 00:37:23.980 Because Cheryl is a very generous gift giver. 866 00:37:24.314 --> 00:37:25.314 It's worth a fortune. 867 00:37:25.732 --> 00:37:28.067 Mom, the cop is gonna see this. 868 00:37:28.359 --> 00:37:29.639 And then I'm gonna go to prison. 869 00:37:29.944 --> 00:37:31.487 I'm gonna go to prison with my mom. 870 00:37:31.696 --> 00:37:32.697 Oh my god. 871 00:37:34.115 --> 00:37:35.116 What are you doing? 872 00:37:36.993 --> 00:37:40.079 - Oh my god. - Okay. Listen to me, Alice. 873 00:37:40.830 --> 00:37:43.708 Men will do anything if you flirt with them in the right way. 874 00:37:43.833 --> 00:37:45.293 It's our superpower as women. 875 00:37:45.585 --> 00:37:47.086 Mom, I can't. I'm not like you. 876 00:37:47.211 --> 00:37:48.212 Yes, you are. 877 00:37:48.296 --> 00:37:49.696 You just have to do three things... 878 00:37:49.839 --> 00:37:53.760 Use his name, laugh at whatever he says, and give him a look like this. 879 00:37:54.260 --> 00:37:56.429 - I can't do that. - Oh, yes you can. 880 00:37:56.512 --> 00:37:57.512 No. 881 00:37:57.597 --> 00:37:58.848 I trust you. Love you. 882 00:37:58.931 --> 00:38:01.059 No, I can't, mom. I can't. 883 00:38:01.726 --> 00:38:02.727 Uh... Hi. 884 00:38:03.061 --> 00:38:04.354 Officer Dinkleman. 885 00:38:04.729 --> 00:38:06.064 Wow. Cool name. 886 00:38:06.439 --> 00:38:07.679 You know why I pulled you over? 887 00:38:08.149 --> 00:38:09.150 No. 888 00:38:09.442 --> 00:38:11.277 Officer Dinkleman. I don't. 889 00:38:11.486 --> 00:38:12.737 You got a busted taillight. 890 00:38:13.321 --> 00:38:14.321 Well... 891 00:38:15.406 --> 00:38:16.532 We hit a deer. 892 00:38:17.158 --> 00:38:18.159 From the back. 893 00:38:18.660 --> 00:38:19.744 Crazy, right? 894 00:38:20.036 --> 00:38:21.704 I mean, what are the odds? 895 00:38:21.913 --> 00:38:23.748 So funny. Not for the deer. 896 00:38:23.831 --> 00:38:26.751 Oh, it's a powder explosion. 897 00:38:26.834 --> 00:38:29.379 My daughter just loves those mini gas station donuts. 898 00:38:30.004 --> 00:38:31.839 - Dinkleman. - Gross. No one likes those. 899 00:38:31.923 --> 00:38:34.842 Oh, I do. They're my guilty pleasure. 900 00:38:35.218 --> 00:38:38.346 Must have spilled them when we hit the deer. 901 00:38:40.640 --> 00:38:43.040 If you promise to go to a mechanic, I can give you a warning. 902 00:38:43.685 --> 00:38:44.685 Really? 903 00:38:45.311 --> 00:38:46.312 Mm-hm. Safe travels. 904 00:38:46.354 --> 00:38:48.856 Thank you. 905 00:38:50.024 --> 00:38:51.567 I can't believe that actually worked. 906 00:38:51.859 --> 00:38:52.944 So proud of you, honey. 907 00:38:53.277 --> 00:38:54.988 We just have to work on your flirting face. 908 00:38:55.321 --> 00:38:56.656 Why was the lip-bite too much? 909 00:38:56.990 --> 00:38:59.450 Mm. I'd have given more cannibal than coquette. 910 00:38:59.575 --> 00:39:01.494 - Okay. - I can take that feedback. 911 00:39:02.120 --> 00:39:05.957 Speaking of coquette, we need to get this stuff out of here immediately. 912 00:39:06.040 --> 00:39:08.084 - Mm. - Good call with the donuts, mom. 913 00:39:08.209 --> 00:39:09.311 How'd you come up with that? 914 00:39:09.335 --> 00:39:10.815 I still have few tricks up my sleeve. 915 00:39:11.004 --> 00:39:12.564 - Yeah. - Come on. I'm hungry. Let's go. 916 00:39:12.672 --> 00:39:13.673 Okay. 917 00:39:16.634 --> 00:39:19.053 Is that... No, it couldn't be. 918 00:39:19.345 --> 00:39:22.015 Don't I know you from... from high school? 919 00:39:22.140 --> 00:39:24.517 Do you remember? It's me. Hey. 920 00:39:24.726 --> 00:39:26.185 How are you here? 921 00:39:27.437 --> 00:39:30.648 Oh, I just happened to be passing by my favorite pit stop. 922 00:39:31.399 --> 00:39:33.460 Which is why I recommended it to your mother yesterday. 923 00:39:33.484 --> 00:39:34.861 Oh, did you? 924 00:39:34.902 --> 00:39:38.615 I thought it would be rude if I didn't text him after he gave you his number. 925 00:39:38.740 --> 00:39:42.118 - Mm. - So, uh, seeing as you're here, 926 00:39:42.160 --> 00:39:43.911 Clive and I are playing at a festival 927 00:39:43.995 --> 00:39:45.915 nearby, so it'd be great if you two came through. 928 00:39:45.955 --> 00:39:49.626 Oh. We have a lot of driving to do today, mother. 929 00:39:50.168 --> 00:39:52.587 So, I just don't know that we have time. 930 00:39:52.837 --> 00:39:53.837 Come on. It'll be fun. 931 00:39:53.963 --> 00:39:56.174 You can leave immediately after we finish playing, 932 00:39:56.257 --> 00:39:58.843 and I will play so fast, just for you. 933 00:40:03.431 --> 00:40:05.266 - Sure. - Okay. Good. Okay. Great. 934 00:40:05.350 --> 00:40:06.351 Woo! 935 00:40:06.476 --> 00:40:08.396 Good. All right. Uh, Clive is waiting in the van, 936 00:40:08.436 --> 00:40:10.647 so, uh, I will text you the address. 937 00:40:11.147 --> 00:40:12.690 Okay. Great. Thank you very much. 938 00:40:12.774 --> 00:40:14.442 - And, uh, may I? - Yep. 939 00:40:15.109 --> 00:40:16.110 We'll see you later. 940 00:40:16.194 --> 00:40:18.321 - Okay. - Woo-hoo! 941 00:40:18.571 --> 00:40:21.866 - This'll be fun. - What are you up to? 942 00:40:22.075 --> 00:40:23.076 Oh, come on. 943 00:40:24.827 --> 00:40:26.120 - I can feel it. - Ah. 944 00:40:27.163 --> 00:40:28.873 Unbelievable. 945 00:40:37.465 --> 00:40:40.510 Oh, what great outfits. 946 00:40:40.593 --> 00:40:41.970 No, this is not a music festival. 947 00:40:42.011 --> 00:40:43.304 This is gonna be so much fun. 948 00:40:43.388 --> 00:40:44.681 I always wanted to be a wench. 949 00:40:50.019 --> 00:40:51.729 Oh, I like your cape. 950 00:40:51.896 --> 00:40:53.064 Oh, my goodness. 951 00:40:53.147 --> 00:40:54.315 What is over here? 952 00:40:54.524 --> 00:40:55.692 Is this harvest stuff? 953 00:41:02.782 --> 00:41:03.825 Woo. 954 00:41:05.868 --> 00:41:06.868 Wow... 955 00:41:06.911 --> 00:41:11.708 ♪ On a cold and rainy afternoon ♪ 956 00:41:12.875 --> 00:41:14.961 ♪ You found my pieces ♪ 957 00:41:15.003 --> 00:41:17.755 ♪ Fighting back to life ♪ 958 00:41:19.007 --> 00:41:21.718 ♪ Facially you're lifting me ♪ 959 00:41:22.218 --> 00:41:24.012 ♪ From my arms... ♪ 960 00:41:24.095 --> 00:41:25.346 Look at those fingers go. 961 00:41:26.597 --> 00:41:28.725 That's why you date guitarists and not drummers. 962 00:41:28.808 --> 00:41:30.727 - Mom! - Never drummers. 963 00:41:30.852 --> 00:41:31.936 Okay. 964 00:41:39.444 --> 00:41:40.838 All right. Thank you very much. 965 00:41:40.862 --> 00:41:42.113 That's been our time. 966 00:41:46.993 --> 00:41:48.453 What? Mom? No. Mom. 967 00:41:48.703 --> 00:41:50.463 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna be a second. 968 00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:52.040 Okay? 969 00:41:53.124 --> 00:41:54.125 Hey. 970 00:41:54.208 --> 00:41:55.209 Hey. 971 00:41:56.127 --> 00:41:57.712 - That was great. - Thanks. 972 00:41:57.837 --> 00:42:00.548 I mean, really, really great. 973 00:42:01.007 --> 00:42:02.008 Thanks so much. 974 00:42:02.091 --> 00:42:03.277 And thank you so much for coming. 975 00:42:03.301 --> 00:42:04.301 Well, yeah. 976 00:42:04.344 --> 00:42:07.096 We would certainly not forbear it, good sir. 977 00:42:08.014 --> 00:42:09.015 Okay. 978 00:42:09.098 --> 00:42:12.602 It's a little Renaissance Faire Shake... speare. 979 00:42:12.727 --> 00:42:15.021 You know, we wouldn't have missed it. 980 00:42:15.146 --> 00:42:17.106 And, uh, look, I know you said you had 981 00:42:17.148 --> 00:42:19.400 to hit the road or whatever, but this is a... 982 00:42:19.984 --> 00:42:22.737 really cool place and, uh, I don't know, did you 983 00:42:22.820 --> 00:42:25.281 want to maybe take a walk, check it out and catch up? 984 00:42:26.741 --> 00:42:30.161 I do, um, it's just we, well, we have a schedule 985 00:42:30.203 --> 00:42:31.996 and I can't really abandon my mom. 986 00:42:32.038 --> 00:42:34.749 - Oh. - Oh, oh, no. 987 00:42:34.791 --> 00:42:38.544 How would I ever find shelter or ale without my daughter? 988 00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:39.921 Well... 989 00:42:40.004 --> 00:42:41.965 Honey, I know you think you have to take care 990 00:42:42.048 --> 00:42:44.258 of me, but you don't because I'm older than you. 991 00:42:45.510 --> 00:42:46.844 - Barely. - Mm-hm. 992 00:42:48.304 --> 00:42:51.391 Why don't you kids go have some fun and make me a grandbaby? 993 00:42:51.474 --> 00:42:54.143 - Mom! - Oh, come on, we're at a ren faire. 994 00:42:54.227 --> 00:42:56.330 - Just go plunder each other's booty. - Please ignore her. 995 00:42:56.354 --> 00:42:57.354 Wow. 996 00:42:57.397 --> 00:42:58.398 Let's go. 997 00:42:58.439 --> 00:42:59.440 Yes. Okay. 998 00:43:03.444 --> 00:43:05.446 - Clive, is it? - Yes. 999 00:43:05.780 --> 00:43:07.615 Come on, Clive, let's go find a cup of mead. 1000 00:43:08.700 --> 00:43:09.701 Yeah, okay. 1001 00:43:10.743 --> 00:43:11.744 Let's do it. 1002 00:43:12.453 --> 00:43:14.163 Let's see what you got, Katniss Everdeen. 1003 00:43:14.497 --> 00:43:15.915 Just give it a little... 1004 00:43:15.957 --> 00:43:17.041 Pull it back a little bit. 1005 00:43:17.125 --> 00:43:19.002 Pull back. You got this. You got this. 1006 00:43:19.085 --> 00:43:20.086 And... 1007 00:43:21.129 --> 00:43:22.130 Ha! 1008 00:43:22.839 --> 00:43:23.840 Not bad. 1009 00:43:23.965 --> 00:43:25.383 - Wait, same time, ready? - Uh-huh. 1010 00:43:25.466 --> 00:43:27.302 Okay, go. One, two, three. 1011 00:43:37.729 --> 00:43:38.730 Two. 1012 00:43:39.647 --> 00:43:40.648 Congrats. 1013 00:43:41.107 --> 00:43:43.693 Oh, your lap is so comfy. 1014 00:43:44.319 --> 00:43:45.320 Oh. 1015 00:43:45.528 --> 00:43:47.739 - I look like a princess. - You absolutely do. 1016 00:43:48.573 --> 00:43:49.741 Oh, yes. 1017 00:43:50.742 --> 00:43:51.743 Oh, ooh, ooh. 1018 00:44:03.087 --> 00:44:04.255 Woo! 1019 00:44:04.422 --> 00:44:05.782 Thanks for inviting me and my mom. 1020 00:44:05.882 --> 00:44:07.508 - Of course. - This is fun. 1021 00:44:07.967 --> 00:44:09.218 You two seem close. 1022 00:44:11.304 --> 00:44:13.240 I didn't mean to open up a can of worms like I'm so... 1023 00:44:13.264 --> 00:44:14.724 That wasn't a trick question or... 1024 00:44:14.849 --> 00:44:18.353 It's okay. My mom and I are a work in progress. 1025 00:44:18.936 --> 00:44:19.937 How so? 1026 00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:23.066 Do you want the real answer or...? 1027 00:44:24.233 --> 00:44:25.233 The real answer. 1028 00:44:25.735 --> 00:44:29.030 It's sort of like my whole life I have been her single mom. 1029 00:44:29.656 --> 00:44:32.700 And if I recall, your father wasn't around, right? Yeah. 1030 00:44:32.742 --> 00:44:34.285 - Mm-mm. - Sorry to bring that up. 1031 00:44:34.369 --> 00:44:35.370 It's okay. 1032 00:44:35.828 --> 00:44:37.228 You can't miss what you don't know. 1033 00:44:37.330 --> 00:44:40.500 Not that I have, like, crazy daddy issues or something. 1034 00:44:40.708 --> 00:44:41.876 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 1035 00:44:42.001 --> 00:44:43.753 - What? - You are at a Renaissance faire. 1036 00:44:45.296 --> 00:44:46.714 On a date with a guy from a band. 1037 00:44:47.006 --> 00:44:48.091 You have got daddy issues. 1038 00:44:48.424 --> 00:44:50.009 Okay. Okay, I see your point. 1039 00:44:51.803 --> 00:44:53.805 - What? - This is a date, right? 1040 00:44:54.889 --> 00:44:56.307 Good sir. 1041 00:44:56.891 --> 00:45:00.728 I do not share a turkey leg with just anyone. 1042 00:45:00.979 --> 00:45:02.579 Okay, well, I'm very happy to hear that. 1043 00:45:02.605 --> 00:45:07.360 Now, if only we had some desserts, like a huge stack of mini-powdered doughnuts. 1044 00:45:07.610 --> 00:45:09.737 - You like those? - They're the best dessert easily. 1045 00:45:09.862 --> 00:45:10.947 - Top ten. - I know! 1046 00:45:10.989 --> 00:45:12.341 - They're the greatest. - Incredible. 1047 00:45:12.365 --> 00:45:13.283 - Top two. - My favorite. 1048 00:45:13.366 --> 00:45:14.367 And they're not two. 1049 00:45:14.993 --> 00:45:15.994 Wow! 1050 00:45:16.536 --> 00:45:20.456 And, just to put your mind at ease, I grew up in a household 1051 00:45:20.540 --> 00:45:22.851 with a happily married couple, and look how that worked out. 1052 00:45:22.875 --> 00:45:25.104 I live in a van, and my parents don't return my phone calls. 1053 00:45:25.128 --> 00:45:26.504 - Really? - Yeah. 1054 00:45:27.130 --> 00:45:28.131 I'm... 1055 00:45:28.589 --> 00:45:29.590 I'm so sorry, why? 1056 00:45:29.799 --> 00:45:33.136 I did the whole law school thing, got a great job at a great firm, 1057 00:45:33.386 --> 00:45:35.638 and I was miserable. 1058 00:45:37.181 --> 00:45:38.784 And one day I was going to work, and there 1059 00:45:38.808 --> 00:45:42.020 was a homeless gentleman playing some music. 1060 00:45:42.270 --> 00:45:46.816 I was so jealous that he got to sing, and I was stuck writing 1061 00:45:46.899 --> 00:45:48.609 NDAs for diaper companies. 1062 00:45:48.818 --> 00:45:53.114 So, I gave him all the money I had in my pocket, and I quit. 1063 00:45:53.698 --> 00:45:54.699 Wow. 1064 00:45:55.408 --> 00:45:56.409 That's how it happened. 1065 00:45:56.576 --> 00:45:58.244 - Mm-hm. - How about you? 1066 00:45:58.328 --> 00:45:59.808 I bet you're doing something amazing. 1067 00:45:59.871 --> 00:46:02.040 I was so intimidated by you in high school. 1068 00:46:02.206 --> 00:46:03.206 - What? - Yeah! 1069 00:46:03.249 --> 00:46:04.751 - You were? - Obviously. 1070 00:46:04.834 --> 00:46:05.835 Okay... 1071 00:46:06.210 --> 00:46:09.255 Brilliant. Creative. Beautiful. 1072 00:46:09.339 --> 00:46:11.899 I was shaking in my orthopedic sneakers every time you walked by. 1073 00:46:13.051 --> 00:46:14.302 Well, that is very sweet. 1074 00:46:15.803 --> 00:46:16.905 I'm going to disappoint you. 1075 00:46:16.929 --> 00:46:17.930 I don't think so. 1076 00:46:18.389 --> 00:46:19.724 I work in HR now. 1077 00:46:20.099 --> 00:46:23.436 It is very... whatever. 1078 00:46:26.314 --> 00:46:29.108 If you think it's "whatever," then you should do something else. 1079 00:46:30.693 --> 00:46:33.196 Like, quit my job and become a singer? 1080 00:46:34.530 --> 00:46:38.201 I'm just saying that you should go after whatever you want 1081 00:46:38.326 --> 00:46:42.914 because you are too amazing to settle for anything less. 1082 00:46:56.803 --> 00:46:58.596 What I want is to go back to your van. 1083 00:47:01.349 --> 00:47:02.350 Really? 1084 00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:04.560 Really. 1085 00:47:13.486 --> 00:47:14.486 Mm. 1086 00:47:17.031 --> 00:47:18.241 - Hm? - We fell asleep? 1087 00:47:18.449 --> 00:47:19.450 Mm-hmm. 1088 00:47:19.993 --> 00:47:22.704 Oh! Oh no! Hi! 1089 00:47:22.912 --> 00:47:24.706 - Hi. - I left my mom alone. 1090 00:47:24.831 --> 00:47:27.292 All night. Um... Okay. 1091 00:47:27.667 --> 00:47:31.212 Uh... Oh my god. I can't believe we did that last night. 1092 00:47:31.296 --> 00:47:32.816 I can't believe I did that last night. 1093 00:47:33.089 --> 00:47:33.965 Did... Did what? 1094 00:47:34.090 --> 00:47:35.091 Because there was... 1095 00:47:35.425 --> 00:47:36.426 We did a lot last night. 1096 00:47:39.595 --> 00:47:42.140 Wait. Um... My mother. 1097 00:47:42.557 --> 00:47:45.351 Um... When, uh... When can I see you again? 1098 00:47:46.060 --> 00:47:47.103 You want to see me again. 1099 00:47:47.645 --> 00:47:49.814 Yeah. Do you, uh... 1100 00:47:50.023 --> 00:47:51.441 Do you want to see me again? 1101 00:47:55.737 --> 00:47:56.738 Yeah. 1102 00:48:03.828 --> 00:48:06.914 Well, uh... How about, uh... 1103 00:48:06.956 --> 00:48:09.334 Just off the top of my head about a Buffalo, maybe? 1104 00:48:10.752 --> 00:48:11.961 - Oh? - Yeah. 1105 00:48:12.003 --> 00:48:14.339 You're gonna be there with your mom, right? 1106 00:48:14.589 --> 00:48:16.883 - Mm-hmm. - And we'll be passing through... 1107 00:48:22.972 --> 00:48:23.973 - Um... - Um... 1108 00:48:27.352 --> 00:48:29.937 The mailbox belonging to Jeanie Anderson is full. 1109 00:48:29.979 --> 00:48:31.439 Is full. Come on, Mom. 1110 00:48:33.399 --> 00:48:34.400 Okay. 1111 00:48:34.901 --> 00:48:36.778 - Hi! - Alice! Hi. 1112 00:48:36.986 --> 00:48:38.529 I have really big news and... 1113 00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:41.366 Hold on. Did you get laid? 1114 00:48:41.699 --> 00:48:44.160 - You're glowing. - Yeah. 1115 00:48:44.827 --> 00:48:47.205 Last night, a guy I went to high school with... 1116 00:48:47.789 --> 00:48:49.040 I slept in his van. 1117 00:48:49.916 --> 00:48:50.917 I mean, wow. 1118 00:48:51.167 --> 00:48:53.670 That is something that I would do, and that's not a compliment. 1119 00:48:53.753 --> 00:48:54.754 I know! 1120 00:48:54.921 --> 00:48:58.132 Well, listen, it's gonna be hard to be a groupie when they... 1121 00:48:58.967 --> 00:48:59.967 promote you. 1122 00:49:00.009 --> 00:49:01.010 What do you know? 1123 00:49:01.469 --> 00:49:05.181 I mean, I may have accidentally eavesdropped on a certain meeting 1124 00:49:05.264 --> 00:49:08.344 where they were talking about a director position, and you don't look excited. 1125 00:49:09.227 --> 00:49:11.354 No, I... I am. I just... 1126 00:49:13.398 --> 00:49:16.318 I'm just starting to wonder if I want to be in HR for the rest of my life. 1127 00:49:16.818 --> 00:49:21.072 Babe, I've been waiting for you to say that for two years now. 1128 00:49:23.032 --> 00:49:25.535 So you don't think I'm crazy if I pass on the promotion? 1129 00:49:26.035 --> 00:49:28.621 No, I don't think you're crazy, but speaking of crazy, 1130 00:49:28.705 --> 00:49:31.499 how goes Operation Wedding Crash? 1131 00:49:33.418 --> 00:49:35.253 I'm starting to feel so guilty, actually. 1132 00:49:35.461 --> 00:49:36.821 We're having so much fun together. 1133 00:49:37.630 --> 00:49:39.632 And I... I don't know, maybe she's not 1134 00:49:39.716 --> 00:49:41.843 this train wreck I always think she is, 1135 00:49:42.051 --> 00:49:43.051 or... 1136 00:49:43.094 --> 00:49:44.512 that she definitely used to be. 1137 00:49:45.179 --> 00:49:49.225 Okay, so you are sleeping in a van, prioritizing work-life balance, 1138 00:49:49.392 --> 00:49:51.072 and giving Jeanie the benefit of the doubt. 1139 00:49:51.978 --> 00:49:52.979 Who are you? 1140 00:49:53.730 --> 00:49:54.731 I don't know. 1141 00:49:54.939 --> 00:49:55.940 New Alice. 1142 00:49:56.649 --> 00:49:58.693 I can't wait to meet her. Bye! 1143 00:50:01.946 --> 00:50:03.615 Oh... 1144 00:50:04.073 --> 00:50:05.074 Hello? 1145 00:50:07.452 --> 00:50:08.453 She did what?! 1146 00:50:09.037 --> 00:50:10.830 No, I'm... I'm coming right now. 1147 00:50:12.915 --> 00:50:15.877 I know you're the professionals, but trust me. 1148 00:50:16.586 --> 00:50:21.257 It's circle, circle, flick, nibble. 1149 00:50:21.841 --> 00:50:22.842 - Blammo! - Ohhh. 1150 00:50:24.135 --> 00:50:25.470 There's our favorite inmate! 1151 00:50:25.845 --> 00:50:28.306 Oh, Officer Brent! 1152 00:50:28.348 --> 00:50:29.349 Hi, sweetie. 1153 00:50:29.432 --> 00:50:30.433 How are you? 1154 00:50:30.600 --> 00:50:32.477 Uh, not great. 1155 00:50:32.977 --> 00:50:35.772 You broke into someone's house and fell asleep on their couch. 1156 00:50:35.938 --> 00:50:37.857 - What were you doing? - I had to pee. 1157 00:50:38.358 --> 00:50:39.984 After drinking all day with Clive? 1158 00:50:40.610 --> 00:50:42.050 And the bathrooms were out of order. 1159 00:50:42.236 --> 00:50:43.988 So you broke into someone's house? 1160 00:50:44.364 --> 00:50:46.564 You're lucky the homeowners don't want to press charges. 1161 00:50:47.825 --> 00:50:48.826 Oh, you see? 1162 00:50:48.910 --> 00:50:49.744 So it's no big deal. 1163 00:50:49.827 --> 00:50:50.828 It is a big deal. 1164 00:50:51.496 --> 00:50:54.040 Breaking and entering is literally a big deal. 1165 00:50:54.874 --> 00:50:57.126 There are consequences for your actions. I mean... 1166 00:50:57.752 --> 00:51:00.588 I mean, not in this case, I understand, but normally in the real world. 1167 00:51:01.422 --> 00:51:02.423 Come on! 1168 00:51:03.341 --> 00:51:05.885 Okay, there's no need to be so dramatic. 1169 00:51:05.969 --> 00:51:07.512 I mean, it's not like anyone got hurt. 1170 00:51:09.472 --> 00:51:10.473 I got hurt. 1171 00:51:11.140 --> 00:51:12.517 I am hurt. 1172 00:51:14.185 --> 00:51:16.562 Do you not understand that worrying about you hurts me? 1173 00:51:18.022 --> 00:51:20.984 Worrying all the time, not knowing if you're okay, following you around, 1174 00:51:21.192 --> 00:51:22.432 cleaning up all of your messes. 1175 00:51:23.152 --> 00:51:26.489 I haven't had a day to be irresponsible ever! 1176 00:51:26.572 --> 00:51:28.700 I had one night of fun and you're in jail! 1177 00:51:28.783 --> 00:51:29.951 You think that's dramatic? 1178 00:51:30.660 --> 00:51:31.828 Alice, that's not fair. 1179 00:51:32.245 --> 00:51:33.805 Nothing about our relationship is fair! 1180 00:51:35.206 --> 00:51:37.000 Oh, my god. 1181 00:51:37.709 --> 00:51:40.003 I actually can't believe I thought things were changing! 1182 00:51:40.837 --> 00:51:41.837 Ha! 1183 00:51:42.797 --> 00:51:46.676 So, there's some paperwork that needs to be filled out. 1184 00:51:47.135 --> 00:51:48.219 Yeah, I'll handle it. 1185 00:51:49.095 --> 00:51:50.096 I always handle it. 1186 00:51:51.055 --> 00:51:53.175 Have fun saying goodbye to all your fancy new friends. 1187 00:51:53.933 --> 00:51:54.934 Ladies. 1188 00:52:08.072 --> 00:52:09.072 - Okay... - Thank you. 1189 00:52:09.949 --> 00:52:11.159 Oh, yeah. 1190 00:52:11.659 --> 00:52:14.120 Also took the liberty of charging Mrs. Anderson's 1191 00:52:14.162 --> 00:52:16.706 cell phone for her after we used it to play Heads Up. 1192 00:52:18.249 --> 00:52:19.667 You played games in jail? 1193 00:52:20.877 --> 00:52:21.957 Your mom talked us into it. 1194 00:52:23.004 --> 00:52:24.005 We had a blast. 1195 00:52:26.299 --> 00:52:28.579 Bet there's never a dull moment with her around, is there? 1196 00:52:29.093 --> 00:52:31.179 No, there isn't. 1197 00:52:32.180 --> 00:52:34.432 Okay, I'll go grab her personals and bring her out. 1198 00:52:35.058 --> 00:52:36.059 Okay, thanks. 1199 00:52:40.355 --> 00:52:42.899 Uh... Hello? 1200 00:52:42.982 --> 00:52:44.776 Jeanie Bean! 1201 00:52:44.817 --> 00:52:47.111 Oh! Wayne, no, this is Alice. 1202 00:52:47.445 --> 00:52:49.155 My mom... 1203 00:52:49.739 --> 00:52:51.099 can't come to the phone right now. 1204 00:52:51.449 --> 00:52:53.569 Well, I've been calling her all night. Is she alright? 1205 00:52:53.993 --> 00:52:58.539 See, I gotta get her opinion on the location for Suds and Swig. 1206 00:52:59.123 --> 00:53:01.125 Huh? Suds and Swig? 1207 00:53:01.751 --> 00:53:03.962 Yeah, see, that's the business we're starting. 1208 00:53:04.712 --> 00:53:07.632 It's a laundromat that's also a bar. 1209 00:53:07.966 --> 00:53:10.927 Now, listen up. Get this. You ready? 1210 00:53:12.220 --> 00:53:15.473 Get your clothes washed while you get sloshed. 1211 00:53:17.141 --> 00:53:18.226 It's catchy, right? 1212 00:53:18.518 --> 00:53:19.727 Mmm, genius. 1213 00:53:20.687 --> 00:53:24.273 See, only thing is, she's gotta apply for the liquor license. 1214 00:53:24.899 --> 00:53:26.192 I can't legally do it. 1215 00:53:26.401 --> 00:53:30.613 Even though that "incident" was 30 frickin' years ago. 1216 00:53:31.781 --> 00:53:32.782 Wayne? 1217 00:53:33.533 --> 00:53:34.534 Yeah. 1218 00:53:36.661 --> 00:53:38.621 The reason my mom can't come to the phone 1219 00:53:38.663 --> 00:53:40.748 right now is because she met someone else. 1220 00:53:40.999 --> 00:53:43.084 I'm sorry. It's over. 1221 00:53:43.167 --> 00:53:46.004 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on here. 1222 00:53:46.504 --> 00:53:47.797 That can't be. 1223 00:53:47.964 --> 00:53:49.340 You see, we're soulmates. 1224 00:53:49.632 --> 00:53:51.759 You know, we're two sunny bunnies and a honey hutch. 1225 00:53:51.884 --> 00:53:54.095 I understand that this is, um, 1226 00:53:54.178 --> 00:54:01.602 probably hard to hear, but, you know, she and, uh, Daryl are very much in love. 1227 00:54:01.644 --> 00:54:02.645 If you're... 1228 00:54:02.812 --> 00:54:04.415 Just so very happy together and she didn't know 1229 00:54:04.439 --> 00:54:05.982 how to tell you, because she does 1230 00:54:06.065 --> 00:54:08.526 really care about you, but the wedding is off. 1231 00:54:08.860 --> 00:54:10.945 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 1232 00:54:11.070 --> 00:54:12.071 Daryl! 1233 00:54:12.530 --> 00:54:13.531 Daryl! 1234 00:54:14.324 --> 00:54:15.617 What kind of name is Daryl? 1235 00:54:17.327 --> 00:54:18.411 I'll be a monkey's uncle. 1236 00:54:32.675 --> 00:54:33.675 Block. 1237 00:54:34.427 --> 00:54:36.721 Jeanie: Sweet freedom! 1238 00:54:37.347 --> 00:54:38.348 I've got your phone. 1239 00:54:38.514 --> 00:54:39.849 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 1240 00:54:43.269 --> 00:54:44.270 Okay. 1241 00:54:44.937 --> 00:54:45.938 Let's see. 1242 00:54:46.689 --> 00:54:47.690 Okay. 1243 00:54:49.442 --> 00:54:51.235 Everything is here. 1244 00:54:51.361 --> 00:54:53.446 - We're all set. - Okay, great. 1245 00:54:53.613 --> 00:54:55.490 What is that? 1246 00:54:55.531 --> 00:54:57.492 It's Queenie. I told you. 1247 00:54:57.575 --> 00:54:58.993 You got her stuffed? 1248 00:54:59.661 --> 00:55:02.956 Well, I couldn't say goodbye to this wittle face. 1249 00:55:03.414 --> 00:55:04.916 Oh, no! 1250 00:55:06.042 --> 00:55:08.211 Has she been with you this whole time? 1251 00:55:08.378 --> 00:55:09.921 I told you that. 1252 00:55:10.046 --> 00:55:12.674 I thought you meant you were bringing her ashes! 1253 00:55:13.257 --> 00:55:14.092 Ew! 1254 00:55:14.175 --> 00:55:15.176 No! 1255 00:55:15.802 --> 00:55:18.304 Was she with us all day at the festival? 1256 00:55:18.763 --> 00:55:20.765 Well, I couldn't leave her in the hot car. 1257 00:55:20.890 --> 00:55:22.433 - That wouldn't be right. - Mom. 1258 00:55:23.393 --> 00:55:25.603 Also, the rental car would smell like formaldehyde. 1259 00:55:25.687 --> 00:55:26.688 Ew! 1260 00:55:28.356 --> 00:55:29.565 Oh, please put her away. 1261 00:55:29.857 --> 00:55:31.137 I feel like she's staring at me. 1262 00:55:32.735 --> 00:55:33.778 I'm sorry, sweetie. 1263 00:55:34.904 --> 00:55:36.614 - Aw. - Ugh. 1264 00:55:39.075 --> 00:55:40.785 Are you still mad at me, sweetie? 1265 00:55:41.160 --> 00:55:42.513 Let's just forget about it. 1266 00:55:42.537 --> 00:55:43.955 We have a long day ahead of us. 1267 00:56:09.647 --> 00:56:10.648 Hmm. 1268 00:56:13.026 --> 00:56:14.027 Mom. 1269 00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:15.361 Mom! Oh! 1270 00:56:16.070 --> 00:56:17.071 Hi. 1271 00:56:19.824 --> 00:56:20.825 Wait. 1272 00:56:20.908 --> 00:56:21.909 Where are we? 1273 00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:24.120 Come on. 1274 00:56:24.329 --> 00:56:25.330 You'll see. 1275 00:56:30.001 --> 00:56:32.462 We're here because it's a part of your history. 1276 00:56:33.296 --> 00:56:35.798 College is the chapter that you never got to finish. 1277 00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:37.842 Oh... I don't need to finish it. 1278 00:56:38.009 --> 00:56:40.970 Mom, your dream was to be a veterinarian. 1279 00:56:41.179 --> 00:56:44.474 No, and then I got pregnant with you and my dream became being your mom. 1280 00:56:44.724 --> 00:56:46.851 But I don't want you to give up your dream for me. 1281 00:56:47.352 --> 00:56:48.353 You could have both. 1282 00:56:49.228 --> 00:56:53.483 I spoke to the dean, and they offer continuing education classes for adults. 1283 00:56:54.317 --> 00:56:57.153 This could be your next chapter, Mom. 1284 00:56:59.113 --> 00:57:04.827 Honey, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I don't have that dream anymore. 1285 00:57:04.953 --> 00:57:07.580 And I don't have very good memories about this place. 1286 00:57:07.664 --> 00:57:08.790 Mom. 1287 00:57:08.873 --> 00:57:11.167 I know leaving here early was hard. 1288 00:57:12.293 --> 00:57:14.087 But you can come back. 1289 00:57:14.671 --> 00:57:16.464 You can do this. We're here. 1290 00:57:16.881 --> 00:57:17.882 Let's go in. 1291 00:57:18.049 --> 00:57:19.050 For me. 1292 00:57:22.011 --> 00:57:24.305 What if I run into some of my old classmates? 1293 00:57:24.973 --> 00:57:25.974 Mom. 1294 00:57:26.099 --> 00:57:31.437 Anyone you went to college with has either graduated, retired, or is dead. 1295 00:57:32.230 --> 00:57:33.231 Oh. 1296 00:57:33.856 --> 00:57:34.857 - Right. - Right? 1297 00:57:35.108 --> 00:57:35.984 - Yeah. - Okay. 1298 00:57:36.109 --> 00:57:37.109 Okay. 1299 00:57:37.276 --> 00:57:39.570 The dean of the veterinary school has office hours today. 1300 00:57:40.363 --> 00:57:41.803 Getting a brochure can't hurt, right? 1301 00:57:42.824 --> 00:57:44.909 Sure. We're here anyway. 1302 00:57:46.286 --> 00:57:47.328 Just right here. 1303 00:57:48.579 --> 00:57:49.956 Oh. Mom. 1304 00:57:50.415 --> 00:57:51.416 Mom. 1305 00:57:51.541 --> 00:57:53.626 Ohh... Can I pet your dog? 1306 00:57:54.127 --> 00:57:55.128 Okay. 1307 00:57:55.420 --> 00:57:56.421 Oh. 1308 00:57:57.130 --> 00:57:58.131 Dean Stevens. 1309 00:57:58.381 --> 00:57:59.382 Hi. 1310 00:58:00.425 --> 00:58:02.135 Are you a student at the school? 1311 00:58:02.510 --> 00:58:04.929 Oh. No. I'm not a student. Thank you though. 1312 00:58:05.388 --> 00:58:06.472 My mom used to be. 1313 00:58:06.806 --> 00:58:07.806 Hey. Mom. 1314 00:58:08.349 --> 00:58:09.349 Mom. 1315 00:58:09.600 --> 00:58:10.601 Come meet the dean. 1316 00:58:10.810 --> 00:58:11.811 Huh? 1317 00:58:14.772 --> 00:58:16.441 - Peter. - Jean? 1318 00:58:16.941 --> 00:58:18.651 Peter, I had no idea. 1319 00:58:21.446 --> 00:58:22.447 Oh, I see. 1320 00:58:22.572 --> 00:58:24.449 He brought her here for what? 1321 00:58:24.949 --> 00:58:26.701 - Guilt? More money? - No. 1322 00:58:27.285 --> 00:58:28.554 Let's not forget you're an adult. 1323 00:58:28.578 --> 00:58:29.412 A legal adult. 1324 00:58:29.537 --> 00:58:32.123 Alice. We need to go. 1325 00:58:33.291 --> 00:58:35.376 Jean, I gave you $10,000 to not be involved. 1326 00:58:36.044 --> 00:58:38.129 - We had an agreement. - Hey! 1327 00:58:38.463 --> 00:58:40.757 We don't want your goddamn money! 1328 00:58:41.883 --> 00:58:43.843 My mom raised me all on her own. 1329 00:58:44.177 --> 00:58:45.762 Bought us a house on her own. 1330 00:58:45.970 --> 00:58:47.972 Paid for my college on her own. 1331 00:58:48.765 --> 00:58:50.308 We don't need anything from you! 1332 00:58:56.397 --> 00:58:57.398 Come on, mom. 1333 00:58:57.815 --> 00:58:58.816 Come on. 1334 00:59:15.500 --> 00:59:17.502 I didn't want you to find out that way. 1335 00:59:19.253 --> 00:59:20.773 You didn't want me to find out at all. 1336 00:59:24.676 --> 00:59:25.677 Did you love him? 1337 00:59:29.055 --> 00:59:30.139 I really thought I did. 1338 00:59:34.602 --> 00:59:35.645 But then I got pregnant. 1339 00:59:36.562 --> 00:59:37.605 And I saw the real him. 1340 00:59:38.439 --> 00:59:40.024 You could have told me who he was. 1341 00:59:42.402 --> 00:59:45.655 Peter made it very clear that he didn't want contact. 1342 00:59:45.697 --> 00:59:46.781 Not ever. 1343 00:59:49.450 --> 00:59:50.450 So... 1344 00:59:52.078 --> 00:59:57.834 I just decided it was better to lie rather than make you feel unwanted. 1345 01:00:00.169 --> 01:00:02.839 I understand you wanting to protect me as a child. 1346 01:00:04.590 --> 01:00:05.633 But when I got older... 1347 01:00:08.428 --> 01:00:09.971 I didn't know how to tell you. 1348 01:00:11.180 --> 01:00:12.682 I had already lied for so long. 1349 01:00:14.267 --> 01:00:15.268 I just... 1350 01:00:17.520 --> 01:00:19.360 I just thought it was better to leave it alone. 1351 01:00:20.398 --> 01:00:21.399 Yeah. 1352 01:00:22.483 --> 01:00:23.484 I... 1353 01:00:23.901 --> 01:00:24.902 That makes sense. 1354 01:00:30.533 --> 01:00:33.494 Let's just go to a motel and call it for today. 1355 01:00:33.995 --> 01:00:35.622 I'm exhausted. 1356 01:00:36.289 --> 01:00:37.290 Sound good? 1357 01:00:37.457 --> 01:00:38.666 - Okay. - Okay. 1358 01:00:58.936 --> 01:01:02.523 I've tried Wayne six times and it still says it's not in service. 1359 01:01:03.107 --> 01:01:04.108 Hmph. 1360 01:01:04.567 --> 01:01:06.319 I mean, he does use a pay-as-you-go. 1361 01:01:07.028 --> 01:01:09.572 So, he probably just hasn't had time to get a new card. 1362 01:01:10.406 --> 01:01:12.206 Running around, getting ready for the wedding. 1363 01:01:13.242 --> 01:01:14.929 I mean, I can't believe that's already here. 1364 01:01:14.953 --> 01:01:16.204 It's tomorrow. 1365 01:01:16.412 --> 01:01:17.413 Yeah, me neither. 1366 01:01:24.128 --> 01:01:26.297 Okay, well... 1367 01:01:27.131 --> 01:01:28.383 I'll go take off my face. 1368 01:01:30.051 --> 01:01:31.052 Just kidding. 1369 01:01:31.344 --> 01:01:32.345 I'll keep it. 1370 01:01:32.929 --> 01:01:33.929 Mm. 1371 01:01:40.103 --> 01:01:42.230 - Night. - Night. 1372 01:02:09.924 --> 01:02:11.843 - I got it. - Okay. 1373 01:02:12.051 --> 01:02:15.221 I'm supposed to meet Wes at the Canal Park Overlook. 1374 01:02:16.139 --> 01:02:18.057 If you want to meet me there after. 1375 01:02:18.558 --> 01:02:19.559 Okay. 1376 01:02:19.892 --> 01:02:22.687 I thought I'd take pictures with Queenie by the water. 1377 01:02:22.895 --> 01:02:24.564 - Mm. - Try Wayne again. 1378 01:02:25.898 --> 01:02:27.567 His phone still isn't working. 1379 01:02:28.318 --> 01:02:29.944 And the wedding's in six hours. 1380 01:02:31.821 --> 01:02:32.989 But he'll be there. 1381 01:02:33.156 --> 01:02:34.157 I know he will. 1382 01:02:34.574 --> 01:02:36.200 So... Okay, well... 1383 01:02:36.743 --> 01:02:37.744 Go have fun. 1384 01:02:38.244 --> 01:02:39.245 Find Wes. 1385 01:02:44.375 --> 01:02:45.793 - Hey. - Hey. 1386 01:02:45.960 --> 01:02:47.313 - So happy you're here. - Oh, yeah. 1387 01:02:47.337 --> 01:02:49.648 I was starting to get nervous when I didn't get your text back. 1388 01:02:49.672 --> 01:02:51.507 - Oh, sorry. Uh... - You're good. 1389 01:02:51.924 --> 01:02:53.134 Where'd you park your van? 1390 01:02:53.635 --> 01:02:54.844 Just a few blocks away. 1391 01:02:54.969 --> 01:02:55.970 Why? 1392 01:02:56.179 --> 01:02:57.180 Well, let's go. 1393 01:02:57.639 --> 01:02:59.641 Hey. Wait. You okay? 1394 01:02:59.724 --> 01:03:01.142 Yeah. I'm fine. 1395 01:03:01.684 --> 01:03:03.269 - Come on. - Hey, hey, hey. 1396 01:03:03.936 --> 01:03:04.937 Don't get me wrong. 1397 01:03:05.104 --> 01:03:07.249 The thought of sleeping together again sounds incredible 1398 01:03:07.273 --> 01:03:09.525 but I thought maybe we could go for a walk first. 1399 01:03:10.109 --> 01:03:11.778 Talk. Hear how you've been. 1400 01:03:11.861 --> 01:03:13.947 Trust me. You don't want to hear about any of that. 1401 01:03:14.030 --> 01:03:15.865 - Of course I do. - Let's just... Come on. 1402 01:03:15.907 --> 01:03:16.908 Alice, stop. 1403 01:03:18.034 --> 01:03:19.035 Is everything okay? 1404 01:03:19.243 --> 01:03:22.664 No. It's not. My mom got arrested. 1405 01:03:22.747 --> 01:03:23.706 What? 1406 01:03:23.748 --> 01:03:26.417 Because I chose myself for one night and I hung out with you. 1407 01:03:26.501 --> 01:03:27.861 And I wasn't watching out for her. 1408 01:03:28.294 --> 01:03:31.839 Then I met my long lost father who it turns out is really a dick. 1409 01:03:32.173 --> 01:03:34.342 And my mom has actually known about him my entire life. 1410 01:03:34.592 --> 01:03:36.152 And chose to keep him a secret from me. 1411 01:03:36.302 --> 01:03:37.971 So, no, Wes, everything is not okay. 1412 01:03:38.596 --> 01:03:42.475 And I would just love to be distracted and go and have some fun, meaningless sex. 1413 01:03:42.642 --> 01:03:44.522 Because apparently that's a thing that I do now. 1414 01:03:46.604 --> 01:03:47.605 Meaningless. 1415 01:03:47.689 --> 01:03:48.690 I mean... 1416 01:03:49.148 --> 01:03:51.001 Please don't pretend to be heartbroken about it. 1417 01:03:51.025 --> 01:03:52.151 I know that's what men want. 1418 01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:53.403 Sex without commitment. 1419 01:03:53.611 --> 01:03:54.611 I'm... I'm in. 1420 01:03:54.821 --> 01:03:55.822 You got it. 1421 01:03:56.990 --> 01:03:57.991 That's not what I want. 1422 01:04:00.535 --> 01:04:01.536 Okay. 1423 01:04:02.161 --> 01:04:03.162 Tell me what you want. 1424 01:04:03.746 --> 01:04:04.747 Well... 1425 01:04:04.831 --> 01:04:06.392 Well, for starters, how about some clarity 1426 01:04:06.416 --> 01:04:08.293 with the girl I've liked since the ninth grade? 1427 01:04:08.584 --> 01:04:10.378 Maybe take her out on a real date? 1428 01:04:10.586 --> 01:04:11.586 See where things go? 1429 01:04:11.629 --> 01:04:12.880 Where are things gonna go, Wes? 1430 01:04:14.674 --> 01:04:18.594 I have a stable, regimented life in St. Louis and you live in a van. 1431 01:04:19.262 --> 01:04:20.902 Can we just let this fling be what it is? 1432 01:04:20.972 --> 01:04:21.973 Can it just be fun? 1433 01:04:23.683 --> 01:04:24.843 Is that clear enough for you? 1434 01:04:27.437 --> 01:04:28.438 Yeah. 1435 01:04:30.398 --> 01:04:32.025 Look, I'm not trying to hurt you. 1436 01:04:32.108 --> 01:04:33.388 I'm just trying to be realistic. 1437 01:04:33.693 --> 01:04:34.694 Are you? 1438 01:04:35.653 --> 01:04:37.447 Or are you just giving up on something before 1439 01:04:37.530 --> 01:04:40.033 you've even tried because you're too damn scared? 1440 01:04:42.452 --> 01:04:43.453 I'll see you around. 1441 01:04:57.383 --> 01:04:58.384 Hi, sweetie! 1442 01:04:59.677 --> 01:05:00.720 Hi, where's Wes? 1443 01:05:01.429 --> 01:05:03.473 Uh... He's gone, Mom. 1444 01:05:03.765 --> 01:05:04.992 I-I don't want to talk about it. 1445 01:05:05.016 --> 01:05:06.017 - Can we just go? - What? 1446 01:05:06.225 --> 01:05:08.019 - Please. - Oh! Wayne! 1447 01:05:08.311 --> 01:05:11.064 Honey, whatever I did, I'm sorry. 1448 01:05:11.356 --> 01:05:12.690 I just had to come see you. 1449 01:05:12.982 --> 01:05:14.525 How did you even find us here? 1450 01:05:14.776 --> 01:05:18.529 Well, we share locations on our phone, just like we share everything. 1451 01:05:19.364 --> 01:05:20.365 At least we used to. 1452 01:05:20.823 --> 01:05:22.033 Please, baby, just talk to me. 1453 01:05:22.367 --> 01:05:24.452 Look, we don't have to start a business. 1454 01:05:25.036 --> 01:05:26.836 Hell, we don't even have to get hitched today. 1455 01:05:26.871 --> 01:05:28.331 I just love you so much, baby. 1456 01:05:28.456 --> 01:05:29.456 I'll do anything. 1457 01:05:29.540 --> 01:05:30.917 Don't give up on us. Please, babe. 1458 01:05:31.084 --> 01:05:32.168 I'm just begging you. 1459 01:05:32.335 --> 01:05:33.753 I'm begging you, please. 1460 01:05:34.295 --> 01:05:36.422 You're the one who hasn't called. 1461 01:05:37.048 --> 01:05:39.634 I've been so worried, and your phone's not working. 1462 01:05:40.009 --> 01:05:41.052 What you talking about? 1463 01:05:41.344 --> 01:05:43.596 I called you 14 times yesterday. 1464 01:05:43.721 --> 01:05:46.182 Ever since Alice told me you found someone new. 1465 01:05:46.557 --> 01:05:48.197 And I'm going to tell you this right now. 1466 01:05:48.685 --> 01:05:56.317 I will fight this Daryl guy for your love, or form a... a... a throuple. 1467 01:05:57.610 --> 01:05:59.612 You told him I met someone else? 1468 01:06:00.655 --> 01:06:02.740 Wayne, can I have a minute alone with my mom, please? 1469 01:06:03.199 --> 01:06:06.035 Well, sure thing. Uh... 1470 01:06:06.703 --> 01:06:08.621 Okay, I'll be back. 1471 01:06:08.871 --> 01:06:10.271 I'll be back. Don't forget about me. 1472 01:06:10.373 --> 01:06:11.976 Don't forget about me. 1473 01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:13.001 Don't go far. 1474 01:06:14.836 --> 01:06:16.296 Mom, I'm so sorry. 1475 01:06:16.671 --> 01:06:18.881 I was only trying to protect you from yourself. 1476 01:06:19.299 --> 01:06:22.260 Well, lying to me is not protecting me. 1477 01:06:22.510 --> 01:06:23.928 Except for when you do it? 1478 01:06:25.638 --> 01:06:28.057 Do you have any idea how much it hurts me? 1479 01:06:28.641 --> 01:06:31.352 That you have known who my father is my whole life? 1480 01:06:32.353 --> 01:06:33.730 All those times I asked you? 1481 01:06:34.022 --> 01:06:35.023 I'm sorry, honey. 1482 01:06:35.106 --> 01:06:36.482 I know I made mistakes back then. 1483 01:06:36.566 --> 01:06:38.109 You're still making them, Mom. 1484 01:06:38.901 --> 01:06:41.821 And I am trying so hard to help you because I love you. 1485 01:06:41.863 --> 01:06:42.697 And I love you. 1486 01:06:42.780 --> 01:06:43.781 But you don't listen. 1487 01:06:43.948 --> 01:06:45.325 - Of course I do. - No, you don't. 1488 01:06:45.992 --> 01:06:47.994 I tried to talk to you about my concerns 1489 01:06:48.077 --> 01:06:50.872 about Wayne and you just brushed them off. 1490 01:06:51.122 --> 01:06:53.750 I planned this entire trip to try to get through to you. 1491 01:06:54.208 --> 01:06:55.918 To show you that there's a better path 1492 01:06:55.960 --> 01:06:58.338 for you than marrying some weirdo that you just met 1493 01:06:58.421 --> 01:07:01.341 whose boozy laundromat is gonna bankrupt you. 1494 01:07:01.549 --> 01:07:05.136 Alice! I know you don't support this. 1495 01:07:05.803 --> 01:07:07.597 But this is my life. 1496 01:07:08.264 --> 01:07:10.850 And you have to accept that I'm making good decisions. 1497 01:07:11.434 --> 01:07:14.520 All that's happened this week is that you're a magnet for bad decisions. 1498 01:07:15.688 --> 01:07:17.208 And I don't know that I have the energy 1499 01:07:17.273 --> 01:07:18.983 to keep helping you clean them up anymore. 1500 01:07:19.067 --> 01:07:21.152 Well, I'm not asking you to, honey. 1501 01:07:22.070 --> 01:07:27.241 Maybe you just like fixing my life so you don't have to live yours. 1502 01:07:27.617 --> 01:07:28.701 What? 1503 01:07:28.785 --> 01:07:30.995 You need to be the new Alice that I've seen 1504 01:07:31.037 --> 01:07:32.747 coming out of her shell this week. 1505 01:07:32.872 --> 01:07:34.457 You have to stop playing it safe. 1506 01:07:34.540 --> 01:07:36.860 - You have to have fun. - You want me to have fun like you? 1507 01:07:39.295 --> 01:07:43.424 Honey, I know I haven't always been the best mother. 1508 01:07:43.508 --> 01:07:46.386 And I wish I had grown up sooner so that you didn't have to. 1509 01:07:46.970 --> 01:07:50.473 But I have always done right by my daughters. 1510 01:07:50.974 --> 01:07:52.600 - And you and Queenie... - Don't 1511 01:07:52.684 --> 01:07:54.519 - Are just the light... - No, Mom! 1512 01:07:54.727 --> 01:07:55.767 This is not your daughter! 1513 01:07:55.979 --> 01:07:56.980 This was a dog! 1514 01:07:57.063 --> 01:07:58.272 This was a dog! 1515 01:07:58.564 --> 01:07:59.565 I am not a dog! 1516 01:07:59.649 --> 01:08:01.693 I am your daughter! 1517 01:08:01.776 --> 01:08:02.735 Queenie! 1518 01:08:02.777 --> 01:08:04.112 Oh! 1519 01:08:04.529 --> 01:08:05.530 Oh, my God. 1520 01:08:06.447 --> 01:08:07.740 Mom, I didn't mean to do that. 1521 01:08:07.907 --> 01:08:10.952 She threw a puppy into the river! 1522 01:08:11.244 --> 01:08:12.829 No, I didn't. Well, I mean, I did. 1523 01:08:12.912 --> 01:08:15.123 But it wasn't alive. 1524 01:08:15.206 --> 01:08:16.958 It was stuffed. It was dead before. 1525 01:08:17.083 --> 01:08:18.293 I... Oh, my God. 1526 01:08:18.835 --> 01:08:19.836 I can't do this. 1527 01:08:20.586 --> 01:08:22.964 Mom, I can't do this. I... 1528 01:08:23.006 --> 01:08:24.942 It hurts me too much to watch you throw your life away. 1529 01:08:24.966 --> 01:08:26.843 I have to go. I'm sorry. 1530 01:08:27.635 --> 01:08:28.636 Alice! 1531 01:08:41.649 --> 01:08:42.650 Hello. 1532 01:08:43.067 --> 01:08:44.068 Alice! 1533 01:08:44.277 --> 01:08:45.278 It's Cheryl. 1534 01:08:45.403 --> 01:08:46.404 When will you be here? 1535 01:08:46.654 --> 01:08:47.655 I'm not coming. 1536 01:08:47.947 --> 01:08:48.948 What? 1537 01:08:49.115 --> 01:08:50.158 You're the maid of honor. 1538 01:08:51.200 --> 01:08:52.201 I know. 1539 01:08:52.702 --> 01:08:55.288 Mom and I had a big fight, and I'm not coming. 1540 01:08:55.747 --> 01:08:57.081 Oh, my God. Listen. 1541 01:08:57.373 --> 01:08:59.667 I knew that she was eventually gonna blow up at you 1542 01:08:59.751 --> 01:09:02.337 for your mind-gamey, don't-get-married road trip. 1543 01:09:02.962 --> 01:09:04.797 Wait... She knew? 1544 01:09:05.256 --> 01:09:06.549 The whole time? 1545 01:09:06.633 --> 01:09:08.760 You're about as subtle as a yeast infection. 1546 01:09:09.052 --> 01:09:11.332 Jeanie told me about it, you know, when you two were here. 1547 01:09:12.055 --> 01:09:13.449 But she swore that it was all worth it, 1548 01:09:13.473 --> 01:09:15.313 but, you know, to spend all that time with you. 1549 01:09:16.309 --> 01:09:18.329 You're really not coming to your own mother's wedding? 1550 01:09:18.353 --> 01:09:19.354 No. 1551 01:09:19.520 --> 01:09:21.773 I-I don't know what to tell you, Cheryl. 1552 01:09:21.856 --> 01:09:22.857 I give up, okay? 1553 01:09:23.483 --> 01:09:25.151 I'm going to return the rental car. 1554 01:09:25.318 --> 01:09:26.486 I'm flying back to St. Louis. 1555 01:09:27.612 --> 01:09:29.405 I doubt she even wants me there anyway. 1556 01:09:29.989 --> 01:09:31.032 She loves you, you know? 1557 01:09:31.074 --> 01:09:32.394 She loves you more than anything. 1558 01:09:32.450 --> 01:09:35.620 ♪ Give what I couldn’t give ♪ 1559 01:09:36.829 --> 01:09:41.167 Uhhhh... 1560 01:09:42.752 --> 01:09:44.087 You know the movie "Cars?" 1561 01:09:45.088 --> 01:09:48.716 I know it's not real, but I think this one felt pain. 1562 01:09:48.800 --> 01:09:51.010 The-the good thing is... 1563 01:09:51.094 --> 01:09:52.345 I did get the insurance. 1564 01:09:52.512 --> 01:09:53.513 Hold on. 1565 01:09:53.596 --> 01:09:55.556 - I guess that's good. - I have it here somewhere. 1566 01:10:18.621 --> 01:10:19.621 Mm. 1567 01:10:27.922 --> 01:10:29.799 I actually need the car for one more day. 1568 01:10:30.133 --> 01:10:32.427 - I have to be... - Oh, no. I-I can't do that, miss. 1569 01:10:32.510 --> 01:10:34.071 Look at this thing. It's a liability issue. 1570 01:10:34.095 --> 01:10:36.389 That's okay. Just rent me something else. 1571 01:10:36.681 --> 01:10:38.433 - Please. - Oh, no. 1572 01:10:38.516 --> 01:10:39.767 All our other cars are booked. 1573 01:10:39.934 --> 01:10:41.102 All of these cars are booked? 1574 01:10:41.227 --> 01:10:42.437 You want another car? 1575 01:10:42.770 --> 01:10:44.647 Look at what you did to one of our best cars! 1576 01:10:45.398 --> 01:10:46.398 I know. 1577 01:10:51.029 --> 01:10:52.280 I know. 1578 01:10:53.531 --> 01:10:56.576 I know I did a bad thing. 1579 01:10:59.245 --> 01:11:00.705 I was kind of a bad girl. 1580 01:11:02.373 --> 01:11:08.254 But if you... if you could help me out, I promise you, 1581 01:11:08.338 --> 01:11:11.716 I will take such good care of her. 1582 01:11:11.966 --> 01:11:14.093 I just need her for just one more day. 1583 01:11:15.094 --> 01:11:16.094 Eh... 1584 01:11:16.429 --> 01:11:17.430 Keith? 1585 01:11:18.765 --> 01:11:20.767 - Keith, is it? - Uh... 1586 01:11:20.850 --> 01:11:22.810 This is a powerful name. 1587 01:11:23.394 --> 01:11:24.979 Yeah, it's Celtic. 1588 01:11:25.396 --> 01:11:26.397 Really? 1589 01:11:26.773 --> 01:11:27.774 It means "wood." 1590 01:11:28.858 --> 01:11:30.234 Celtic Keith. 1591 01:11:30.652 --> 01:11:32.320 So big and strong. 1592 01:11:33.029 --> 01:11:38.242 Could you please just be powerful for me and help me out? 1593 01:11:40.119 --> 01:11:41.412 All right. 1594 01:11:42.538 --> 01:11:44.374 I'm gonna have to run it by my boss. 1595 01:11:44.415 --> 01:11:45.541 Or... 1596 01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:47.001 Or... 1597 01:11:50.046 --> 01:11:51.047 We... 1598 01:11:54.759 --> 01:11:56.928 We could keep this between you and me. 1599 01:12:01.057 --> 01:12:03.393 - Oh. - Oh. 1600 01:12:03.434 --> 01:12:05.895 Oh. You like to party. 1601 01:12:06.396 --> 01:12:08.022 Yeah. I do. 1602 01:12:08.147 --> 01:12:10.024 Sometimes. I'm cool. 1603 01:12:10.149 --> 01:12:11.067 Thank you, Keith. 1604 01:12:11.150 --> 01:12:12.694 - Bye, miss. - Bye! 1605 01:12:13.486 --> 01:12:15.154 Oh, I gotta call Mom. 1606 01:12:17.448 --> 01:12:18.449 Hey, Mom! 1607 01:12:26.541 --> 01:12:30.878 ♪ I have lived a lonely life ♪ 1608 01:12:31.713 --> 01:12:32.588 Okay... 1609 01:12:32.630 --> 01:12:34.090 ♪ A wave on broken ice ♪ 1610 01:12:34.173 --> 01:12:35.173 Where? 1611 01:12:36.009 --> 01:12:38.344 ♪ Looking through the night ♪ 1612 01:12:38.886 --> 01:12:42.974 Oooh... no, no, no, no, no... 1613 01:12:43.933 --> 01:12:45.184 Damn it. 1614 01:12:45.226 --> 01:12:47.520 Oh! I should have listened to Keith! 1615 01:12:48.062 --> 01:12:49.063 No! 1616 01:12:49.314 --> 01:12:51.149 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1617 01:12:52.525 --> 01:12:53.525 Ow! 1618 01:12:56.738 --> 01:12:58.031 There's my baby! 1619 01:13:01.659 --> 01:13:02.659 Oh! 1620 01:13:03.244 --> 01:13:04.537 Oh, I'm coming, Mom! 1621 01:13:08.041 --> 01:13:09.626 Oh, my god! You see this girl? 1622 01:13:09.667 --> 01:13:11.961 Oh, my girl! You look beautiful! 1623 01:13:13.421 --> 01:13:15.298 ♪ To feel like I belong ♪ 1624 01:13:15.381 --> 01:13:16.381 What? 1625 01:13:17.925 --> 01:13:23.014 ♪ You make me proud ♪ ♪ You are my song ♪ 1626 01:13:23.056 --> 01:13:26.059 Today, we join in marriage. 1627 01:13:26.434 --> 01:13:29.854 Jeanie Anderson and Wayne Fuji. 1628 01:13:30.396 --> 01:13:33.149 - Whoo! - Wayne, do you have the rings? 1629 01:13:36.444 --> 01:13:38.029 - Wha... got you... - Oh! 1630 01:13:38.488 --> 01:13:40.406 Put on your dainty little finger. 1631 01:13:41.783 --> 01:13:48.665 Do you, Wayne Fuji, take Jeanie Anderson to be your loving wife? 1632 01:13:49.624 --> 01:13:51.501 Hell to the yeah. 1633 01:13:51.542 --> 01:13:54.504 ♪ I am not afraid ♪ 1634 01:13:55.838 --> 01:13:58.967 ♪ There is strength in change ♪ 1635 01:13:59.050 --> 01:14:05.848 And do you, Jeanie Anderson, take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband? 1636 01:14:06.224 --> 01:14:07.225 I... 1637 01:14:08.726 --> 01:14:10.436 Wait! Wait! 1638 01:14:11.729 --> 01:14:13.356 Alice, you're here! 1639 01:14:13.731 --> 01:14:14.731 - Yeah. - Wait! 1640 01:14:14.857 --> 01:14:15.858 To object? 1641 01:14:16.109 --> 01:14:19.612 No, I'm here to support. I'm sorry I'm late, Mom. 1642 01:14:19.904 --> 01:14:22.407 That's okay. You're here. That's all that matters. 1643 01:14:22.490 --> 01:14:23.825 I love you so much. 1644 01:14:23.950 --> 01:14:25.950 I love you too. I wouldn't miss this for the world. 1645 01:14:26.160 --> 01:14:28.538 I mean, how often does my mom get married? 1646 01:14:29.122 --> 01:14:30.415 Not counting the Belize. 1647 01:14:30.498 --> 01:14:32.250 I'm really sorry that I lied to you both. 1648 01:14:32.333 --> 01:14:33.334 I, um... 1649 01:14:34.294 --> 01:14:35.295 No, honey. 1650 01:14:35.378 --> 01:14:37.755 I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about your dad. 1651 01:14:38.131 --> 01:14:41.843 And for not realizing how much I put on you all those years. 1652 01:14:42.010 --> 01:14:43.050 Why don't we call it even? 1653 01:14:43.720 --> 01:14:45.972 Since I launched Queenie into the river. 1654 01:14:46.764 --> 01:14:49.642 Um, speaking of... 1655 01:14:49.892 --> 01:14:52.437 Apparently you can adopt a dog in Buffalo in five minutes. 1656 01:14:52.520 --> 01:14:54.039 Oh my goodness! 1657 01:14:54.063 --> 01:14:55.690 Who is this angel? 1658 01:14:56.024 --> 01:14:59.569 This is a wedding present and an apology. 1659 01:15:00.153 --> 01:15:03.489 I have filled out all of the adoption papers and paid all of the fees. 1660 01:15:03.615 --> 01:15:06.159 So all you have to do is name him. 1661 01:15:06.576 --> 01:15:08.369 I'm gonna name him Kingy. 1662 01:15:08.536 --> 01:15:10.913 - Okay. - Oh! Oh, I love him. 1663 01:15:11.122 --> 01:15:12.957 Thank you, sweetheart. You know me so well. 1664 01:15:13.124 --> 01:15:14.751 You're welcome. I love you, Mom. 1665 01:15:15.209 --> 01:15:16.209 Okay. 1666 01:15:16.252 --> 01:15:17.253 Okay. 1667 01:15:19.172 --> 01:15:20.965 Honey. What's wrong? 1668 01:15:21.215 --> 01:15:23.509 I'm sorry, Darlin', but... Sweetheart. 1669 01:15:23.635 --> 01:15:26.137 I apologize, but don't you remember at the retreat? 1670 01:15:26.220 --> 01:15:28.389 I told you that I was allergic to doggies. 1671 01:15:28.973 --> 01:15:31.017 I just thought that was a sick, dark joke. 1672 01:15:32.685 --> 01:15:33.686 Hold up. 1673 01:15:34.020 --> 01:15:35.021 Gather yourself, Wayne. 1674 01:15:35.897 --> 01:15:36.898 Here's the thing. 1675 01:15:36.981 --> 01:15:38.149 I'm gonna take the Benadryl. 1676 01:15:38.232 --> 01:15:39.359 I'm gonna take the Claritin. 1677 01:15:39.442 --> 01:15:41.069 I'm gonna even get the steroids. 1678 01:15:41.235 --> 01:15:43.237 If I can't get them, I'm gonna find them. 1679 01:15:43.321 --> 01:15:44.864 - Oh, yeah. - Because I love you. 1680 01:15:45.114 --> 01:15:46.950 I love you, and I'll do anything for you. 1681 01:15:47.158 --> 01:15:49.077 A puppy, a doggy, whatever you want. 1682 01:15:49.202 --> 01:15:51.537 I love you. Please continue, Cheryl. 1683 01:15:51.621 --> 01:15:52.705 All righty, then. 1684 01:15:53.289 --> 01:15:55.541 - Jeanie, do you take Wayne... - No, wait a second. 1685 01:15:55.833 --> 01:15:57.460 I cannot do this to this man. 1686 01:15:57.919 --> 01:15:58.920 I love you, honey. 1687 01:15:59.754 --> 01:16:06.469 Oh, Kingy, I'm sorry, but I love this human man so much. 1688 01:16:07.345 --> 01:16:09.973 And clearly, he would do anything for me. 1689 01:16:10.014 --> 01:16:10.932 Mm-hmm. 1690 01:16:11.015 --> 01:16:13.685 And I'm trying to be more responsible like my daughter. 1691 01:16:14.352 --> 01:16:17.605 So, Kingy, I'm gonna have to find you a new home. 1692 01:16:17.814 --> 01:16:18.815 No, no, no, I object. 1693 01:16:20.233 --> 01:16:21.234 Oh, no, not to this. 1694 01:16:21.317 --> 01:16:22.735 I just mean I'll take the dog. 1695 01:16:22.860 --> 01:16:24.880 Oh, Alice, you don't have to do that. 1696 01:16:24.904 --> 01:16:25.905 I got it. 1697 01:16:26.406 --> 01:16:27.407 New Alice, remember? 1698 01:16:27.740 --> 01:16:29.951 Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. 1699 01:16:30.285 --> 01:16:31.286 Look at me. 1700 01:16:31.494 --> 01:16:32.495 I'm a... 1701 01:16:32.578 --> 01:16:33.579 I got a dog. 1702 01:16:33.705 --> 01:16:34.706 Okay. 1703 01:16:34.998 --> 01:16:41.921 In conclusion, Jeanie Anderson, do you take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband? 1704 01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:43.881 I do. 1705 01:16:44.716 --> 01:16:45.717 I do. 1706 01:16:46.384 --> 01:16:48.136 I do, I do, I do, I do... 1707 01:16:48.386 --> 01:16:50.263 And I pronounce you husband and wife. 1708 01:16:50.388 --> 01:16:52.473 You may kiss... er, okay. Kiss away. 1709 01:16:53.808 --> 01:16:54.726 Whoa! 1710 01:16:54.809 --> 01:16:55.810 Woo! 1711 01:16:55.893 --> 01:16:56.894 Mom! 1712 01:16:58.354 --> 01:16:59.397 Dream come true! 1713 01:16:59.605 --> 01:17:00.605 Dream come true! 1714 01:17:00.648 --> 01:17:01.648 Dream come true! 1715 01:17:01.691 --> 01:17:02.775 Let's party now! 1716 01:17:03.151 --> 01:17:05.570 Party! Woo-hoo! I love you! 1717 01:17:06.654 --> 01:17:08.656 Hey, there's my maid of honor. 1718 01:17:08.740 --> 01:17:09.740 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 1719 01:17:09.782 --> 01:17:10.783 Hey! 1720 01:17:11.117 --> 01:17:12.910 Who invited you? Haha! 1721 01:17:15.580 --> 01:17:16.789 Congratulations, Mom. 1722 01:17:17.248 --> 01:17:18.666 You look so beautiful. 1723 01:17:19.292 --> 01:17:20.543 Aw, thank you, honey. 1724 01:17:20.752 --> 01:17:21.753 Where's Kingy? 1725 01:17:22.170 --> 01:17:26.132 Oh, um, Aunt Cheryl said she wanted to take him for a spin on the dance floor. 1726 01:17:27.467 --> 01:17:28.468 Yeah. 1727 01:17:31.387 --> 01:17:32.597 Are you all right? 1728 01:17:34.557 --> 01:17:36.726 I know you didn't really want this for me. 1729 01:17:36.893 --> 01:17:39.562 Mom, I am so happy for you. 1730 01:17:40.063 --> 01:17:41.064 Truly. 1731 01:17:41.606 --> 01:17:42.815 I just... 1732 01:17:44.108 --> 01:17:46.194 I'm realizing that I want this too. 1733 01:17:47.946 --> 01:17:49.238 You want a wedding in Buffalo? 1734 01:17:49.572 --> 01:17:51.574 No. But love. 1735 01:17:52.533 --> 01:17:56.955 To be with someone who would do anything for me, like Wayne will for you. 1736 01:17:57.038 --> 01:17:58.039 It... 1737 01:17:58.706 --> 01:17:59.791 It's really special. 1738 01:18:01.250 --> 01:18:04.003 And I think I had a shot at it, but I got scared. 1739 01:18:05.588 --> 01:18:07.507 I don't want to be scared all the time anymore. 1740 01:18:09.175 --> 01:18:10.760 Wes was pretty special, huh? 1741 01:18:12.053 --> 01:18:13.054 Yeah, he was. 1742 01:18:15.390 --> 01:18:16.390 Well... 1743 01:18:16.891 --> 01:18:18.518 maybe you'll run into him sometime 1744 01:18:18.559 --> 01:18:20.159 and then you never know what will happen. 1745 01:18:22.480 --> 01:18:24.440 No, I'm pretty sure he hates me. 1746 01:18:24.983 --> 01:18:26.067 Hm. 1747 01:18:26.192 --> 01:18:27.735 I'm not so sure about that. 1748 01:18:34.534 --> 01:18:36.369 I hired them as the wedding band. 1749 01:18:38.121 --> 01:18:39.247 What are you waiting for? 1750 01:18:39.789 --> 01:18:41.791 - Go get him. - Yeah. 1751 01:18:43.334 --> 01:18:44.334 Hm. 1752 01:18:47.046 --> 01:18:50.091 - Hey, I know I was a jerk and I said... - Uh-huh. 1753 01:18:50.174 --> 01:18:52.427 - Some pretty awful things... - Yeah. 1754 01:18:52.510 --> 01:18:55.013 But I really, really like you. 1755 01:18:55.763 --> 01:18:57.223 And that's a little scary for me. 1756 01:18:57.348 --> 01:18:59.508 That never happens to me because I never let it happen. 1757 01:18:59.851 --> 01:19:05.398 I don't want to pull back this time with you, so... 1758 01:19:06.983 --> 01:19:08.651 Would you maybe give me a second chance? 1759 01:19:09.902 --> 01:19:10.903 We can... 1760 01:19:11.738 --> 01:19:12.947 see where this thing goes? 1761 01:19:14.866 --> 01:19:15.950 Yeah, it's a date. 1762 01:19:16.701 --> 01:19:17.869 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1763 01:19:19.329 --> 01:19:20.329 Okay. 1764 01:19:28.046 --> 01:19:29.047 Woo! 1765 01:19:29.631 --> 01:19:30.632 Hi, Mom. 1766 01:19:31.633 --> 01:19:32.634 - Yup. - Yep. 1767 01:19:36.763 --> 01:19:37.847 Oh! Uh! 1768 01:19:37.930 --> 01:19:38.973 Who is it? 1769 01:19:39.015 --> 01:19:40.016 It's me, Mom. 1770 01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:42.352 - Woo! - Wow. 1771 01:19:42.810 --> 01:19:43.811 Hi. 1772 01:19:44.771 --> 01:19:45.772 What happened in there? 1773 01:19:45.938 --> 01:19:46.939 Oh, honey. 1774 01:19:47.857 --> 01:19:48.858 Marriage is bliss. 1775 01:19:49.609 --> 01:19:51.152 Mom, I'm so happy you're happy. 1776 01:19:51.569 --> 01:19:52.904 Is that Alice? 1777 01:19:53.571 --> 01:19:54.572 It's Alice, honey. 1778 01:19:55.531 --> 01:19:57.575 Hey! Hi! 1779 01:19:57.659 --> 01:19:58.785 Hi. 1780 01:19:58.868 --> 01:20:00.495 Can I have a moment with you right now? 1781 01:20:00.912 --> 01:20:02.288 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1782 01:20:02.789 --> 01:20:06.292 I am so psyched to be part of your life. 1783 01:20:06.417 --> 01:20:07.418 Thanks. 1784 01:20:08.086 --> 01:20:09.087 That's really sweet. 1785 01:20:10.129 --> 01:20:12.006 I'm really happy to have you in my life. 1786 01:20:12.131 --> 01:20:14.258 - Oh, thank you. - As my Wayne. 1787 01:20:14.592 --> 01:20:15.927 Really? 1788 01:20:16.010 --> 01:20:16.928 Yeah. 1789 01:20:17.011 --> 01:20:20.264 And, um, hey, for what it's worth, I actually 1790 01:20:20.348 --> 01:20:24.185 think your boozy laundromat is a really good idea. 1791 01:20:24.602 --> 01:20:26.813 Really? Why don't you come on in? 1792 01:20:27.230 --> 01:20:28.356 We'll order some grub. 1793 01:20:28.481 --> 01:20:29.481 We'll hang out. 1794 01:20:29.524 --> 01:20:30.608 Got a big screen TV. 1795 01:20:31.067 --> 01:20:34.737 Um, it's getting pretty close to checkout time, and... 1796 01:20:36.364 --> 01:20:40.994 Um, honey, I know we talked about flying back together. 1797 01:20:41.411 --> 01:20:42.578 You want to change the plan. 1798 01:20:42.912 --> 01:20:46.916 I do. I-I swear. I am gonna work on being more stable. 1799 01:20:47.125 --> 01:20:49.585 Mom, it's okay. I actually want to change the plan, too. 1800 01:20:50.211 --> 01:20:51.212 Uh, you do? 1801 01:20:51.379 --> 01:20:52.380 Yeah. 1802 01:20:52.505 --> 01:20:56.426 Um, last night, Wes invited me on tour with the band. 1803 01:20:57.176 --> 01:20:58.386 Just a couple weeks. 1804 01:20:59.053 --> 01:21:02.473 But I've never taken a trip that wasn't for work till now. 1805 01:21:03.057 --> 01:21:04.976 And I want to do something for me. 1806 01:21:05.184 --> 01:21:07.270 - Yeah. - And what about your job? 1807 01:21:07.729 --> 01:21:10.440 Well, I have my laptop with me, and if they don't like that, 1808 01:21:10.481 --> 01:21:12.608 I'm... okay with it. 1809 01:21:14.444 --> 01:21:18.531 Oh, honey, that is so irresponsible. I am so proud of you. 1810 01:21:22.285 --> 01:21:25.371 I'm gonna make you a promise. I will not put the house 1811 01:21:25.455 --> 01:21:27.123 on the market until you return. 1812 01:21:27.832 --> 01:21:30.251 Then, we will go through it all together. 1813 01:21:30.793 --> 01:21:35.965 And we can organize it or whatever your cute little type-A brain wants. 1814 01:21:36.424 --> 01:21:37.925 That really means a lot to me, Mom. 1815 01:21:38.885 --> 01:21:40.136 - Come here. - Oh, come here. 1816 01:21:40.470 --> 01:21:41.471 Oh, group hug. 1817 01:21:41.638 --> 01:21:43.556 Okay. Okay. 1818 01:21:43.931 --> 01:21:45.308 All right. I love you. 1819 01:21:45.516 --> 01:21:46.976 Bye bye! Woo-hoo! 1820 01:21:50.897 --> 01:21:52.357 Okay. 1821 01:21:57.570 --> 01:21:58.905 - You good to go? - Yeah. 1822 01:22:00.531 --> 01:22:02.784 - Hello. - You ready to go? 1823 01:22:05.745 --> 01:22:06.746 Hey, Clive. 1824 01:22:07.747 --> 01:22:08.748 You ready to go? 1825 01:22:09.040 --> 01:22:10.541 - Yep. - Okay. 1826 01:22:11.334 --> 01:22:12.919 Good. Okay. 1827 01:22:13.461 --> 01:22:15.338 - Let's go. - All righty. 1828 01:22:18.675 --> 01:22:20.426 So, Rochester's the next stop. 1829 01:22:20.593 --> 01:22:23.388 - What's after that? - After that, we play it by ear. 1830 01:22:23.429 --> 01:22:26.516 Cool. I love that. Just see where the wind takes us. 1831 01:22:26.599 --> 01:22:28.726 - It's killing you, isn't it? - 100%. 1832 01:22:28.810 --> 01:22:31.646 So, last night, I actually came up with a potential schedule. 1833 01:22:31.729 --> 01:22:32.981 It's really loose. 1834 01:22:33.064 --> 01:22:35.024 This is color-coded by hour. 1835 01:22:35.149 --> 01:22:35.984 No, no. 1836 01:22:36.025 --> 01:22:39.988 See, these two hours right here, those are scheduled, unscheduled free time. 1837 01:22:40.280 --> 01:22:42.198 You're insane. You know that, right? 1838 01:22:42.282 --> 01:22:43.642 Yeah, I get it from my mom.