1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:14,359 [instrumental music] 4 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:47,219 [theme music] 5 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:49,005 Fuck! 6 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,045 Third time this month, isn't it? 7 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,086 Yeah. 8 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,124 Job security. 9 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,885 I love it! 10 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,613 Yeah, well, you are an asshole. 11 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:12,097 True story. 12 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,685 Look, where am I taking this? 13 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,273 Back to your uncle's shop? 14 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:16,066 Fuck. 15 00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:16,895 No. 16 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:24,144 Yeah, take it there. 17 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,249 You drop me off at my fucking stupid job first. 18 00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:27,561 [giggles] 19 00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:30,978 [suspenseful music] 20 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:41,954 Again? 21 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:47,028 It's a fucking piece of shit. 22 00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:47,857 Yeah? 23 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:54,001 But it does get me out of the station. 24 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:58,937 I mean, other than the stacks of cold cases I stare at every day. 25 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,217 There's not much going on in this town, 26 00:03:03,252 --> 00:03:05,978 so it gives me something to do. 27 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:09,396 Oh. 28 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:12,813 I'm, like, so glad that I can help. 29 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:13,641 You have? 30 00:03:18,922 --> 00:03:19,716 OK. 31 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:23,479 Have a nice day. 32 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:47,503 Hey, Nana. 33 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,263 GRANDMOTHER: You're so good at this. 34 00:03:49,298 --> 00:03:50,333 GREG: I know. 35 00:03:50,368 --> 00:03:52,473 It's one of my many talents. 36 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:53,302 Ah! 37 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:57,858 Oh, Willoughby. 38 00:03:57,892 --> 00:03:59,377 Greg? 39 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:00,757 I think you fixed it. 40 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:01,724 Oh. 41 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,553 Well, that's good, because I don't 42 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:05,521 wanna be late for my tanning appointment 43 00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:07,833 at Little Beaver salon. 44 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:08,938 Bye, sexy. 45 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:14,461 Don't miss me too much. 46 00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:24,160 Nana, does he live here now? 47 00:04:24,194 --> 00:04:24,988 Oh, you. 48 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:29,579 And what about your teeth, Nana? 49 00:04:29,614 --> 00:04:33,514 He can't even remind you to put them in? 50 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:38,726 I just-- why do you need a sugar baby, Nana? 51 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:43,075 Well, who's gonna take care of me when I get old? 52 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:44,180 Me. 53 00:04:44,214 --> 00:04:44,974 Oh, dear. 54 00:04:45,008 --> 00:04:47,908 I don't wanna be a burden. 55 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:48,736 That's stupid. 56 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:55,847 Well, good night, Nana. 57 00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:56,675 Good night, dear. 58 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:02,302 What? 59 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,889 I wanted to talk to you. 60 00:05:03,924 --> 00:05:05,408 What the fuck? 61 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:06,685 Listen. 62 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,894 I know it must be weird, someone your age coming in here 63 00:05:08,929 --> 00:05:11,725 and dating your nana. 64 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:12,898 Dude, how old are you? 65 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,522 It's getting pretty serious. 66 00:05:15,556 --> 00:05:17,627 But I want you to know. 67 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:22,529 I understand, I can never replace your real grandfather. 68 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:30,640 But I hope we can be close. 69 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:32,228 I'm so glad we had this talk. 70 00:05:32,262 --> 00:05:35,956 It's so open and healthy and communicative. 71 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:40,512 And that's what I admire about you most, Willoughby. 72 00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:42,376 Dude. 73 00:05:42,411 --> 00:05:46,760 Will, Bill, William, if you must. 74 00:05:46,794 --> 00:05:48,520 But you are, like, the only fucking person 75 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:50,557 that calls me Willoughby. 76 00:05:50,591 --> 00:05:53,318 It's because we're family. 77 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,146 Almost. 78 00:05:57,011 --> 00:06:00,463 [theme music] 79 00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:01,731 [eerie music] 80 00:07:14,295 --> 00:07:15,124 Morning, sunshine. 81 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:18,990 Oh. 82 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:20,785 Morning, Nana. 83 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:21,613 Oh. 84 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:24,720 Good morning, dear. 85 00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:27,826 You are just full of surprises, aren't you? 86 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:34,661 GREG: Ooh, sexy. 87 00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:35,455 Whew. 88 00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:39,113 It's almost time. 89 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,809 Dear? 90 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:46,811 Silly Halloween. 91 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,019 Oh. 92 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:50,435 Yeah, your favorite. 93 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,540 So much fun. 94 00:07:51,574 --> 00:07:52,679 So much fun. 95 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:53,473 Mm-hmm. 96 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:59,099 I gotta go to Uncle Dickey's and check on my car. 97 00:07:59,133 --> 00:07:59,927 OK, dear. 98 00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:11,042 [clears throat] 99 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:31,372 My brother, your granddaddy, now he know how to fix a car. 100 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:32,615 I'll give him that, at least. 101 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,866 Did you see my car out there? 102 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:50,633 Yep. 103 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,291 OK. 104 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,430 So-- 105 00:08:54,464 --> 00:08:56,846 Do you even have money to fix it this time? 106 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:57,744 Not-- not really. 107 00:08:57,778 --> 00:08:58,883 I'm saving up for a new car. 108 00:08:58,917 --> 00:08:59,780 I told you that. 109 00:08:59,815 --> 00:09:00,609 Yeah. 110 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,956 Really. 111 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:04,164 So what? 112 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,924 This piece of shit is my problem now? 113 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:09,618 OK. 114 00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:11,240 Well, I'm just gonna walk to work now. 115 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:12,482 OK. 116 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:14,277 Big job. 117 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:16,107 Big phone rip. 118 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:17,108 Big phone rip. 119 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:17,936 Whoa. 120 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:32,433 This is a great product at an affordable price. 121 00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:36,161 Well, how would you like to hear that we have the solution-- 122 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,404 I'm sure you'll agree. 123 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:40,131 For all your problems. 124 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:49,485 We are currently offering a buy one, get one-- 125 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:50,797 LAVASH: Product solves all-- 126 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:51,591 Hello? 127 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,799 Hello? 128 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,386 I can offer you this. 129 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:56,285 I'm so done with this place. 130 00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:58,149 Will, you sound good, man. 131 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,323 It's ridiculous. 132 00:10:00,358 --> 00:10:02,015 Best to keep everything in perspective. 133 00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:26,591 All right, clowns. 134 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:31,631 Hey, hey! 135 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,667 Shift's over. 136 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:36,187 We got three sales today. 137 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,015 You all suck. 138 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:40,709 Oh, Will. 139 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,369 You especially suck. 140 00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:47,163 Fuck! 141 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:48,199 This is so fucked. 142 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,683 I'm walking from my first shitty job 143 00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:52,513 to my second shitty fucking job. 144 00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:53,756 Gotta make a living, dude. 145 00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:08,253 When I developed asthma, my life drastically changed. 146 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:12,016 My income came to a screeching halt. 147 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:12,844 Yeah? 148 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,225 Yeah. 149 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:16,468 First, you make the money, then you put it to work for you. 150 00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:17,987 Like a businessman. 151 00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:19,782 Like me. 152 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:22,578 I'm a businessman. 153 00:11:22,612 --> 00:11:23,821 I always push. 154 00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:24,649 Dude. 155 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:35,487 Just sitting there. 156 00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:37,386 Yeah, that's his jam. 157 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:40,803 I remember him from, like, the fifth grade. 158 00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:42,598 Old man Pat. 159 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:43,633 Blind as a bat. 160 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:51,538 All I want is to be promoted at Little Beaver's Pizza. 161 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:54,990 Man, Little Beaver's Pizza sucks my ass. 162 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:57,786 San Remo's pizza, that's where it's at. 163 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,134 Right, Will? 164 00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:08,382 Will? 165 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,492 What? 166 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,320 Yeah. 167 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,554 Where are all the scary costumes? 168 00:12:42,589 --> 00:12:43,970 [scoffs] 169 00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:50,355 Do you know what I like to do after a long, hard workday here? 170 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,425 No. 171 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,324 Well, I'll tell you. 172 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,188 I like to go home and relax. 173 00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:56,741 Take a hot bath with my wife. 174 00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:01,642 Do you know why? 175 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:02,471 Why? 176 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:07,994 Cause the hot water makes her skin 177 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:10,134 feel like she's still alive. 178 00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:13,620 [eerie music] 179 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,052 What is this? 180 00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:08,813 Uh. 181 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,540 This shit. 182 00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:15,406 This is the samurai costume display you asked me to set up. 183 00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:23,483 Imagine, if you can, that you're 184 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,244 a proud and powerful samurai. 185 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:29,351 Can you do that for me? 186 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:30,352 I don't think so. 187 00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:31,180 Try. 188 00:14:33,631 --> 00:14:34,908 OK. 189 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,116 Great. 190 00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:40,258 Now, would a samurai call this a samurai display? 191 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,747 Know the fucking products! 192 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,473 It shows them some respect! 193 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,103 Can I take my break? 194 00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:57,897 Two minutes. 195 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,534 What about you, sugarplum? 196 00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:16,225 You being productive, at least? 197 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,054 Yeah. 198 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,814 My section is in lockdown. 199 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:19,849 Oof. 200 00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:21,610 You're good. 201 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,784 That's not the only reason you're my favorite. 202 00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:34,381 You're late. 203 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,177 It's like-- 204 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,388 Welcome to Little Beaver Halloween City. 205 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:44,771 Oh. 206 00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,152 Hey, Rosemary. 207 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,740 Thought you left. 208 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:50,087 ROSEMARY: You're such an asshole. 209 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:50,915 Yeah. You think? 210 00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:04,066 Hey, we are doing a haunted house for the kids at the rec. 211 00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:05,792 You should come and check it out. 212 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:09,727 You know, I'm actually buying an old hearse. 213 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,869 And it could be, like, a really cool prop for the thing 214 00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:17,252 that you're doing at the-- 215 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:19,909 the rec center. 216 00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:21,739 Really? 217 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,811 Yeah, I'm definitely gonna get it. 218 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,437 My car is, like, totally out of commission. 219 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:31,266 So-- 220 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,647 So you're buying a hearse? 221 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:34,476 Yeah. 222 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:40,965 That's-- that's cool. 223 00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:46,902 I'm starting a limousine company. 224 00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:48,352 Cool. 225 00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,734 You're the first person I told. 226 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:54,599 Thank you for sharing. 227 00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:55,738 Yeah. 228 00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:57,499 And it's practical, too, since I need a car. 229 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:01,365 You need a ride? 230 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:09,683 I do need a ride. 231 00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:15,517 Maybe next time, you can drive me home in your hearse. 232 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,139 Yeah, with my hearse. 233 00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:18,347 Yeah, I can-- 234 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,073 I can totally do that. 235 00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:28,702 So we've been friends for, like, since my mom 236 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,876 and me moved here. 237 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,154 It's been a really long time. 238 00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:33,811 Yeah. 239 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,399 I think we should go on a date. 240 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:38,816 Really? 241 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:39,644 Yeah. 242 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:42,544 OK. 243 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:46,962 [gasps] 244 00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:47,790 ROSEMARY: Is it-- 245 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,240 WILLOUGHBY: Yeah, it's Lavash. 246 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,379 ROSEMARY: He scared me. 247 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:51,380 Yeah. 248 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,072 He looks like a Halloween scarecrow. 249 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,317 ROSEMARY: Hi, Lavash. 250 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:58,456 Hi, Rosemary. 251 00:17:58,491 --> 00:17:59,595 ROSEMARY: Where's Sid? 252 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:02,011 He's in the woods, taking a piss. 253 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:02,840 All right. 254 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,329 I'll see you tomorrow. 255 00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:15,715 MAN 1: You're so naughty. 256 00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:16,923 MAN 2: Naughty but nice. 257 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:24,206 Sid, he's here. 258 00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,000 Let's party! 259 00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,520 It's Tuesday. 260 00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:30,523 And you said you would write me the letter of recommendation 261 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:33,008 for my promotion. 262 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:34,906 And I brought us some pizza. 263 00:18:34,941 --> 00:18:36,184 It's from Little Beavers. 264 00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:36,977 Yeah. 265 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,358 No shit. 266 00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,360 MAN 1: Oh, you. 267 00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:41,465 All right. All right. 268 00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:42,259 What's the plan? 269 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,298 I got something I gotta do. 270 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,161 What the fuck, man? 271 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,024 Yeah. 272 00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,336 What the heck? - Dude, yeah. 273 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,130 What the heck? 274 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,441 Dude, just swear. 275 00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,409 You sound like an asshole. 276 00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,445 Yo, Will. 277 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,791 Can we still hang in the garage? 278 00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:04,212 We can hang in the garage, man. 279 00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:08,112 Sid, will you write a letter of recommendation? 280 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,425 Hell, no. 281 00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:13,945 [eerie music] 282 00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:43,803 Hey. 283 00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:47,220 Is that hearse for sale? 284 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,360 You interested in that ride, are you? 285 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,780 She run? 286 00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:57,679 Oh, she runs all right. 287 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,512 Well, what's the price? 288 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:04,996 Your soul, boy. 289 00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:14,523 Do you even know what that car is? 290 00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:15,352 Yeah. 291 00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:18,251 It's a-- like an old hearse. 292 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:22,462 It's a 1966 Indred El Minion. 293 00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:24,015 It's rare. 294 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,190 And that one, she's special. 295 00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:39,099 Limited edition. 296 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,035 Only made six of them. 297 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:47,625 And she's the last one to roll off the assembly line. 298 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:55,530 428 banger under the hood, and a Zito carburetor. 299 00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,428 Who the hell is this? 300 00:20:57,463 --> 00:21:00,051 This is-- 301 00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:01,708 Will. 302 00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:02,882 This is Will, darling. 303 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:09,164 He says he wants to buy the hearse. 304 00:21:09,198 --> 00:21:10,061 Oh, well. 305 00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,100 He came to us. 306 00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:16,689 Not like we went knocking on his door, telling him 307 00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:18,346 he had to buy the thing. 308 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,485 Isn't that right, Will? 309 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:20,313 Yeah. 310 00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:23,316 I saw the-- the "For Sale" sign. 311 00:21:23,351 --> 00:21:24,869 He saw the "For Sale" sign. 312 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,940 You paying cash? 313 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:28,908 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 314 00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:30,047 I don't know. 315 00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:34,948 Phil. 316 00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:35,777 Well, now-- 317 00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,434 We talked about this. 318 00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:39,850 You're selling that damn heap. 319 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:42,335 I'm sick and tired of looking at it. 320 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,544 It's been here forever. 321 00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:45,959 It's drawing rats. 322 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,724 Rats? 323 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:55,555 Here shows this nice boy, practically begging. 324 00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:56,487 Darling. 325 00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:57,971 Don't darling me. 326 00:21:58,006 --> 00:21:59,145 You're selling. 327 00:21:59,179 --> 00:22:00,698 This car? 328 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,562 So how much? 329 00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:03,805 How much what? 330 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:05,531 Cash? 331 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:06,497 Yeah. 332 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,361 How much you got on you right now? 333 00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:13,608 I got, like, $16. 334 00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:14,436 Marge! 335 00:22:14,471 --> 00:22:15,230 All right. 336 00:22:15,264 --> 00:22:16,093 All right then. 337 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,163 Tell you what. 338 00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:20,235 You come back here tomorrow with $400. 339 00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:21,063 Marge. 340 00:22:21,098 --> 00:22:22,513 Shush! 341 00:22:22,548 --> 00:22:25,309 $400? 342 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,036 Ah. 343 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:29,934 I can do that. 344 00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,384 Well, here's the thing. 345 00:22:31,419 --> 00:22:35,215 If you really want something, you just gotta grab it, right? 346 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:40,531 If you really want this hearse, then she and everything 347 00:22:40,566 --> 00:22:43,085 that comes with her is yours. 348 00:22:46,503 --> 00:22:47,296 All right. 349 00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:49,091 OK. 350 00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:50,334 I'll-- I'll see you tomorrow. 351 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,690 Well-- 352 00:23:01,725 --> 00:23:02,898 Well-- 353 00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:04,417 It's happening. 354 00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:05,901 It is. 355 00:23:05,936 --> 00:23:08,421 And I must say, dear, I'm impressed. 356 00:23:08,456 --> 00:23:09,353 MARGE: Are you now? 357 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,941 I am, very much so. 358 00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:12,736 You were very convincing. 359 00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:14,185 You're very thoughtful. 360 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,601 I am. 361 00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:17,119 Thank you, sweetheart. 362 00:23:17,154 --> 00:23:20,157 I especially like the part about, if you want something, 363 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,952 you have to grab it. 364 00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:25,404 [laughter] 365 00:23:33,308 --> 00:23:36,484 There is no way I'm lending you money. 366 00:23:36,518 --> 00:23:39,728 It took you, like, a year to pay me back last time. 367 00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:41,005 It's an investment. 368 00:23:43,629 --> 00:23:47,564 You said yourself, you're a businessman. 369 00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:48,496 You did say that. 370 00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:49,324 Shut up. 371 00:23:54,778 --> 00:23:58,989 Tell me again about this business plan of yours. 372 00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:00,818 Shit. 373 00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,649 I'm gonna convert the hearse into a limo. 374 00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:05,685 It's a limousine service. 375 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,447 Fuck me. 376 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:14,349 Dude, we'll deliver a luxury experience for the good people 377 00:24:14,383 --> 00:24:16,800 of this town. 378 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,111 This town is lame. 379 00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:18,940 Exactly! 380 00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:24,186 It might have franchise potential. 381 00:24:24,221 --> 00:24:26,534 If Little Beaver's Pizza ever franchises, I'm in. 382 00:24:33,092 --> 00:24:35,508 How much do you need? 383 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,510 $389. 384 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:38,891 Fuck you! 385 00:24:38,925 --> 00:24:40,064 You're leaving, like, $5. 386 00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:40,893 What? 387 00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:42,515 I can make payments. 388 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:44,862 Pay it off in three to six months, tops. 389 00:24:44,897 --> 00:24:46,485 Will can make payments with interest. 390 00:24:49,695 --> 00:24:51,835 Interest. 391 00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:54,251 Like a vig? 392 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,045 Exactly. 393 00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:55,873 Like a vig. 394 00:25:06,712 --> 00:25:09,853 I do like that. 395 00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:11,026 Put the money to work. 396 00:25:16,653 --> 00:25:18,068 OK. 397 00:25:18,102 --> 00:25:19,414 OK, I'm in. 398 00:25:19,448 --> 00:25:20,864 Nice! 399 00:25:20,898 --> 00:25:22,348 $360. 400 00:25:22,382 --> 00:25:23,901 $380. 401 00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:27,146 And $400. 402 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,078 It's gonna be hard. 403 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,808 Sorry. 404 00:25:33,842 --> 00:25:35,085 Yep. 405 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:35,982 MARGE: Get over it! 406 00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:48,616 The title. 407 00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:50,859 Thank you. 408 00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:53,482 Jenkins, like the funeral home? 409 00:25:53,517 --> 00:25:55,277 Yep. 410 00:25:55,312 --> 00:25:56,071 Oh, yeah. 411 00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:57,245 Yeah. 412 00:25:57,279 --> 00:25:59,765 My grandfather used to work there, actually. 413 00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:00,766 Yeah. 414 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,942 I mean, you don't say. 415 00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:07,393 I guess the hearse has been in town a while then, huh? 416 00:26:07,427 --> 00:26:08,601 Yeah. 417 00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:11,604 According to that title, it's only been one owner. 418 00:26:11,639 --> 00:26:14,849 It's been sitting here ever since. 419 00:26:14,883 --> 00:26:15,781 OK. 420 00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:16,920 See that? 421 00:26:16,954 --> 00:26:18,646 You're getting a lightly used, two-owner vehicle 422 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,614 fresh off the lot. 423 00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:22,442 OK. 424 00:26:35,697 --> 00:26:36,802 The keys. 425 00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:40,288 [eerie music] 426 00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:09,144 That's all she needed. 427 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,425 Yep. 428 00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:16,807 It's been a long time. 429 00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:18,050 Yep. 430 00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:20,673 She's hungry. 431 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,364 Yep. 432 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:24,366 You know, he does worry me a bit, though. 433 00:27:24,401 --> 00:27:25,160 What? 434 00:27:25,195 --> 00:27:25,989 Why? 435 00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:28,163 I mean, is he good? 436 00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:32,789 Not like in a righteous sense, but maybe just not bad. 437 00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:35,101 Oh, you're just being a nervous Nellie. 438 00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:37,552 Everyone's bad when it comes right down to it. 439 00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:39,002 You know that, honey. 440 00:27:39,036 --> 00:27:41,004 Yeah, you're right. 441 00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:42,591 Of course I am. 442 00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:46,147 She'll have him doing her bidding in no time. 443 00:27:46,181 --> 00:27:48,080 Yes, she will. 444 00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:55,190 [SINGING] Because she always shows me 445 00:27:55,225 --> 00:28:00,471 In so many different ways 446 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,446 [radio static] 447 00:28:29,949 --> 00:28:32,089 RADIO HOST: 52 degrees this evening. 448 00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:37,923 [rock music] 449 00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:39,890 [door slams] 450 00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:05,674 [radio static] 451 00:29:20,517 --> 00:29:21,690 WILLOUGHBY: Hello, Nana. - Oh. 452 00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:22,484 Hello, dear. 453 00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:23,865 Don't you get pooped? 454 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,487 Yeah, I've been cleaning my new car. 455 00:29:25,522 --> 00:29:28,111 GRANDMOTHER: Sounds like fun. 456 00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:29,008 New car? 457 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:29,837 Yeah. 458 00:29:29,871 --> 00:29:32,701 Well, it's new to me. 459 00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:33,461 Oh, dear. 460 00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:36,084 You're a hoot. 461 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:37,983 Thanks, Nana. 462 00:29:38,017 --> 00:29:38,811 So? 463 00:29:41,434 --> 00:29:42,815 - So what? - Your car. 464 00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:43,643 Oh. 465 00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:46,129 Well, it's actually a classic. 466 00:29:46,163 --> 00:29:48,062 It's an old hearse. 467 00:29:48,096 --> 00:29:49,235 Good for you, dear. 468 00:29:54,102 --> 00:29:55,621 I'm gonna turn it into a limousine. 469 00:29:55,655 --> 00:29:57,692 It's gonna be like a limousine service. 470 00:29:57,726 --> 00:29:58,693 It's a business. 471 00:29:58,727 --> 00:29:59,487 Ooh. 472 00:29:59,521 --> 00:30:01,006 That sounds like fun, dear. 473 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:01,800 Mm-hmm. 474 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:02,697 Exciting. 475 00:30:02,731 --> 00:30:03,525 Yeah. 476 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,841 Hey, Nana. 477 00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:11,948 Grandpa worked at a Jenkins Funeral Home, right? 478 00:30:11,982 --> 00:30:12,741 He sure did. 479 00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:14,088 Me, too. 480 00:30:14,122 --> 00:30:15,192 You worked? 481 00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:18,126 Where do you think I met your grandpap? 482 00:30:18,161 --> 00:30:19,645 I didn't know that. 483 00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:21,716 Of all the brothers, he was by far the sexiest. 484 00:30:27,549 --> 00:30:30,069 Grandpap just had one brother, Uncle Dickey. 485 00:30:30,104 --> 00:30:33,314 Of course, dear. 486 00:30:33,348 --> 00:30:35,626 Well, anyway, they owned it. 487 00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:36,765 Owned what, dear? 488 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,628 The hearse, Nana. 489 00:30:37,663 --> 00:30:39,216 Jenkins Funeral Home. 490 00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:40,942 Oh, that makes sense. 491 00:30:46,258 --> 00:30:47,466 Hey, Nana. 492 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,468 I'm going on a date tonight. 493 00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:52,091 I think we're gonna come back over here afterwards. 494 00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:53,713 Oh, that would be splendid, dear. 495 00:30:53,748 --> 00:30:55,957 It's a date night for us, too. 496 00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:58,201 Greg said he's gonna light up my world tonight, 497 00:30:58,235 --> 00:30:59,167 and I believe him. 498 00:31:07,106 --> 00:31:09,246 OK. 499 00:31:09,281 --> 00:31:10,765 I think that's mixed. - OK. 500 00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:11,904 I'll see you later, Nana. 501 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:12,698 OK. 502 00:31:12,732 --> 00:31:15,977 [upbeat music] 503 00:32:05,544 --> 00:32:06,717 Too much. 504 00:32:06,752 --> 00:32:09,720 [energetic music] 505 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:11,481 [SINGING] Hey! 506 00:32:15,864 --> 00:32:16,658 Hey! 507 00:32:20,697 --> 00:32:21,491 Hey! 508 00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:26,116 Hey! 509 00:32:37,058 --> 00:32:41,269 HEARSE: We are going to have so much fun. 510 00:32:48,863 --> 00:32:51,486 What's wrong? 511 00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:52,315 Oh, it's nothing. 512 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,778 This thing's different. 513 00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:09,746 What's with the windshield? 514 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:10,747 I think it's legal. 515 00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:17,029 So? 516 00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:20,032 My father. 517 00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,344 Stepfather. 518 00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:22,414 He's a drunk. 519 00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,938 I mean, small town. 520 00:33:29,973 --> 00:33:33,252 And I know he drinks a little. 521 00:33:33,287 --> 00:33:36,152 Yeah, a little. 522 00:33:36,186 --> 00:33:38,154 He's always been nasty, but-- 523 00:33:43,159 --> 00:33:43,952 What? 524 00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:48,129 It's embarrassing. 525 00:33:48,164 --> 00:33:50,511 Come on. 526 00:33:50,545 --> 00:33:52,444 He hit my mother. 527 00:33:52,478 --> 00:33:54,239 Is she OK? 528 00:33:54,273 --> 00:33:55,067 Yeah. 529 00:33:55,102 --> 00:33:55,861 Yeah. 530 00:33:55,895 --> 00:33:57,483 She's fine, I guess. 531 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:01,763 It's fine. 532 00:34:01,798 --> 00:34:03,075 I'm fine. 533 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:08,391 Let's just-- I'm excited to meet your grandmother. 534 00:34:11,808 --> 00:34:12,843 Careful, baby. 535 00:34:12,878 --> 00:34:14,604 Those cookies are hot, just like you. 536 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,681 Ooh, they're here. 537 00:34:22,715 --> 00:34:25,097 Wow. 538 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:27,824 Your grandmother really likes Halloween. 539 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,414 Shit. 540 00:34:34,796 --> 00:34:35,866 Oh, the lights. 541 00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,075 [claps] 542 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:38,628 Oh. 543 00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:39,456 Hello, dear. 544 00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:45,324 Oh, I'm Greg, Nana's lover. 545 00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:47,464 I'm not his grandfather yet. 546 00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:53,781 Would you kids like some cookies? 547 00:34:53,815 --> 00:34:54,885 No, thanks, Nana. 548 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:55,748 This is Rosemary. 549 00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:56,542 Hello. 550 00:34:56,577 --> 00:34:57,716 Oh. 551 00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,683 She's just as pretty as a ladybug, isn't she? 552 00:34:59,718 --> 00:35:02,617 I'd say. 553 00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:05,482 Oh, but in an inexperienced way. 554 00:35:05,517 --> 00:35:07,174 Nothing like my seasoned pro. 555 00:35:12,006 --> 00:35:12,800 Yeah. 556 00:35:16,528 --> 00:35:17,770 Yeah, we're going upstairs. 557 00:35:17,805 --> 00:35:20,601 It was nice meeting you. 558 00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:23,328 We love you. 559 00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:24,225 Was he-- 560 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,537 I don't wanna talk about it. 561 00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:26,365 OK. 562 00:35:30,749 --> 00:35:32,682 GRANDMOTHER: No, stop! 563 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:35,961 [indistinct speech, laughter] 564 00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:49,664 [engine rumbling] 565 00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:56,913 Last night was-- 566 00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,156 Awesome. 567 00:35:59,502 --> 00:36:01,711 [faint arguing] 568 00:36:02,608 --> 00:36:03,851 MAN: I don't give a shit! 569 00:36:13,274 --> 00:36:16,070 Early start today. 570 00:36:16,104 --> 00:36:16,898 I'm sorry. 571 00:36:26,598 --> 00:36:30,084 [rock music] 572 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:57,249 [radio static] 573 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,441 HEARSE: I appreciate it. 574 00:37:16,475 --> 00:37:17,580 Thank you, Will. 575 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:23,379 I've been waiting there for years. 576 00:37:26,451 --> 00:37:31,973 Waiting for you, Will. 577 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,261 Will, stop! 578 00:37:46,885 --> 00:37:49,128 I know what you want, Will. 579 00:37:49,163 --> 00:37:49,957 What? 580 00:37:53,201 --> 00:37:56,895 HEARSE: People can be so cruel. 581 00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:57,723 Yeah. 582 00:38:00,174 --> 00:38:04,040 HEARSE: Feeling like you're being taken advantage of 583 00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:08,147 and never being taken seriously? 584 00:38:08,182 --> 00:38:11,806 It's a heavy burden for anyone to bear. 585 00:38:11,841 --> 00:38:12,635 Yeah. 586 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,640 HEARSE: It's just not right. 587 00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:18,917 Is it, Will? 588 00:38:18,951 --> 00:38:19,745 WILLOUGHBY: No. 589 00:38:23,024 --> 00:38:27,443 HEARSE: As long as we're together, 590 00:38:27,477 --> 00:38:29,928 you'll never feel like that again. 591 00:38:41,836 --> 00:38:43,769 Your soul, boy. 592 00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:49,706 She and everything that comes with her is yours. 593 00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:53,192 [eerie music] 594 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:13,834 Dude, where have you been? 595 00:39:13,868 --> 00:39:15,732 What? 596 00:39:15,767 --> 00:39:18,356 I dropped Rosemary off this morning, and then I fell asleep. 597 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:20,427 I'm fucking beat. 598 00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:23,844 You dropped Rosemary off this morning? 599 00:39:23,878 --> 00:39:25,604 Whatever. 600 00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:26,605 I saw them kiss. 601 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,434 Dude? 602 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,168 You know you missed the sales meeting. 603 00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:38,962 Fuck that place. 604 00:39:38,997 --> 00:39:40,792 I fucking quit. 605 00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:43,070 Not prudent. 606 00:39:43,104 --> 00:39:45,935 Who talks like that? 607 00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:48,558 I'm just saying, the limousine business hasn't 608 00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:50,180 even gotten off the ground yet. 609 00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:54,944 Speaking of which, how is my investment doing? 610 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,261 Don't! 611 00:40:05,126 --> 00:40:05,920 What? 612 00:40:14,032 --> 00:40:15,102 The fuck was that? 613 00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:22,212 [lightning strikes] 614 00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:31,705 SYSTEM: Walk in front door. 615 00:40:31,739 --> 00:40:32,499 Hey, guys. 616 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:33,327 Hey. 617 00:40:35,674 --> 00:40:36,882 Again. 618 00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:38,159 WILLOUGHBY: Really? 619 00:40:38,194 --> 00:40:39,402 Excuse me. 620 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,197 Not today, Hannibal. 621 00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:43,199 What did you just say to me? 622 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:46,720 Do I look stupid to you? 623 00:40:46,754 --> 00:40:47,893 You were saying? 624 00:40:47,928 --> 00:40:49,792 He said he's getting to work, Mr. Hannibal. 625 00:40:49,826 --> 00:40:51,172 Right now. 626 00:40:51,207 --> 00:40:52,588 Right? 627 00:40:52,622 --> 00:40:56,143 Yeah, getting to work. 628 00:40:56,177 --> 00:40:56,937 That's right. 629 00:40:56,971 --> 00:40:58,490 Get ready for your shift. 630 00:40:58,525 --> 00:41:00,630 WILLOUGHBY: Keep that hair in a ponytail. 631 00:41:00,665 --> 00:41:02,460 And make sure that name badge is on! 632 00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:06,602 ROSEMARY: Yeah. 633 00:41:06,636 --> 00:41:08,224 But I was sure he's gonna fire you. 634 00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:10,468 I'll give him a friggin' name badge. 635 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,953 But the way you stood up for yourself-- 636 00:41:12,987 --> 00:41:14,989 Total scumbag. 637 00:41:15,024 --> 00:41:15,956 I liked it. 638 00:41:22,756 --> 00:41:26,104 [woman shouting] 639 00:41:28,727 --> 00:41:29,935 Shit. 640 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,696 Better not even think about raising his hands again. 641 00:41:35,596 --> 00:41:37,633 We're just fine before he showed up. 642 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:40,912 [eerie music] 643 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:47,919 HEARSE: He's hurting her. 644 00:41:50,956 --> 00:41:52,648 I know. 645 00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:55,202 HEARSE: When you care about someone, 646 00:41:55,236 --> 00:41:57,066 you need to protect them. 647 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,550 Right, Will? 648 00:41:58,585 --> 00:41:59,378 For sure. 649 00:42:03,831 --> 00:42:09,009 HEARSE: You know what you need to do, don't you? 650 00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:09,837 I do. 651 00:42:16,706 --> 00:42:20,089 [rock music] 652 00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:28,373 HEARSE: Will? 653 00:42:28,407 --> 00:42:29,201 Will? 654 00:42:36,657 --> 00:42:38,141 We talked about this. 655 00:42:43,457 --> 00:42:44,251 Will? 656 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,601 It will be fun. 657 00:42:53,985 --> 00:42:54,951 Now go! 658 00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:12,313 Good boy. 659 00:43:15,662 --> 00:43:19,113 [suspenseful music] 660 00:44:13,927 --> 00:44:15,411 Please do it. 661 00:44:36,259 --> 00:44:37,053 Do it. 662 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:17,335 [door slams] 663 00:45:54,613 --> 00:45:58,065 [humming] 664 00:46:24,229 --> 00:46:28,164 [SINGING] How I know she loves me 665 00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:31,409 Because she always shows me 666 00:46:31,443 --> 00:46:36,310 In so many different ways 667 00:47:33,091 --> 00:47:35,576 [giggles] 668 00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:46,622 What the hell are you even doing here, you idiot? 669 00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,313 Who are you talking to? 670 00:47:52,628 --> 00:47:53,456 Nobody. 671 00:47:53,491 --> 00:47:56,977 Sorry, I didn't see you there. 672 00:47:57,012 --> 00:47:59,497 Well, I didn't see you either. 673 00:48:03,742 --> 00:48:05,330 Beautiful night, I'd say. 674 00:48:07,988 --> 00:48:09,748 I guess. 675 00:48:09,783 --> 00:48:12,337 Funny where we find ourselves sometimes. 676 00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:16,169 What? 677 00:48:16,203 --> 00:48:17,411 Just saying. 678 00:48:17,446 --> 00:48:19,689 That's how it is when you're searching for something. 679 00:48:22,692 --> 00:48:25,730 Yeah, I think it's a beautiful night. 680 00:48:25,764 --> 00:48:28,975 Tell me what you see. 681 00:48:29,009 --> 00:48:29,872 What? 682 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,287 I'm fucking blind, boy. 683 00:48:31,322 --> 00:48:32,530 Tell me what you see. 684 00:48:32,564 --> 00:48:35,774 Describe everything to me. 685 00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:36,603 OK. 686 00:48:39,571 --> 00:48:44,404 The sky is dark. 687 00:48:44,438 --> 00:48:45,232 Go on. 688 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,035 There's a cloud, I guess. 689 00:48:55,070 --> 00:48:58,866 I hear a waterfall up ahead in the distance. 690 00:48:58,901 --> 00:49:00,006 How is that? 691 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:07,945 I try to remember, but it sounds so gigantic. 692 00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:10,706 Is it gigantic? 693 00:49:13,881 --> 00:49:19,439 Yeah, it's pretty big. 694 00:49:19,473 --> 00:49:21,234 And the moon, boy? 695 00:49:21,268 --> 00:49:22,338 Is the moon out tonight? 696 00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:26,170 WILLOUGHBY: Yeah. 697 00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:26,964 PAT: Well? 698 00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:34,247 It's yellowish. 699 00:49:34,281 --> 00:49:36,214 You can do better than that. 700 00:49:36,249 --> 00:49:37,043 OK. 701 00:49:40,598 --> 00:49:53,852 There's, like, craters, and it's glowing. 702 00:49:53,887 --> 00:49:57,408 I would do just about anything to see again. 703 00:50:00,721 --> 00:50:02,758 I don't know. 704 00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:04,070 What's that, boy? 705 00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:05,554 Speak up. 706 00:50:05,588 --> 00:50:08,729 Something's just-- just not right. 707 00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:15,564 Boy, don't let her take you. 708 00:50:15,598 --> 00:50:16,358 What? 709 00:50:16,392 --> 00:50:18,084 The curse. 710 00:50:18,118 --> 00:50:23,227 You won't even know it's happening till it's all over. 711 00:50:23,261 --> 00:50:26,747 No, I don't know what you're talking about. 712 00:50:26,782 --> 00:50:35,894 Boy, she'll give you what you want the most, but for a price. 713 00:50:35,929 --> 00:50:38,345 WILLOUGHBY: All right. 714 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:42,522 Boy, you know where to find me. 715 00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:57,399 He's excited. 716 00:50:57,433 --> 00:50:59,056 He's been wearing his costume all week. 717 00:51:03,232 --> 00:51:06,270 You had him on Halloween last year. 718 00:51:06,304 --> 00:51:07,961 I'm taking him trick or treating. 719 00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:23,494 You listen to me. 720 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,707 I will come down there, and I will arrest that-- 721 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:32,986 that new piece of shit you've been hanging around with. 722 00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:35,782 I'm taking him trick or treating this year. 723 00:51:35,816 --> 00:51:37,024 Goodbye! 724 00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:37,853 Goodbye! 725 00:51:50,728 --> 00:51:52,385 Good news, pal. 726 00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:56,527 She said you can come trick or treating with me this year. 727 00:51:56,561 --> 00:51:59,564 Is that really what she said? 728 00:51:59,599 --> 00:52:02,602 You bet. 729 00:52:02,636 --> 00:52:05,329 Now I gotta go into this house and check on this young lady. 730 00:52:05,363 --> 00:52:06,123 I'll be right back. 731 00:52:11,024 --> 00:52:12,336 Oh. 732 00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:15,925 And don't spray the pepper spray in the car again, please. 733 00:52:22,346 --> 00:52:23,209 Thanks, Rosie. 734 00:52:27,558 --> 00:52:28,593 OK. 735 00:52:28,628 --> 00:52:31,286 So how long has he been gone this time? 736 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,253 Since basically late last night. 737 00:52:33,288 --> 00:52:34,081 This morning. 738 00:52:36,843 --> 00:52:38,362 Well, come on. 739 00:52:38,396 --> 00:52:39,432 That's nothing. 740 00:52:39,466 --> 00:52:42,780 No way he leaves this. 741 00:52:42,814 --> 00:52:44,989 And he didn't take his wallet. 742 00:52:45,023 --> 00:52:48,579 And why is his car still here? 743 00:52:48,613 --> 00:52:51,513 [phone vibrating] 744 00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:56,207 Oh, it's Will. 745 00:52:56,242 --> 00:52:58,347 Sure. 746 00:52:58,382 --> 00:53:00,625 Morning. 747 00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:02,109 At home. 748 00:53:02,144 --> 00:53:05,423 Sheriff Ozer is here. 749 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,424 Did he hit her again? 750 00:53:09,531 --> 00:53:10,670 No, no, no. 751 00:53:10,704 --> 00:53:12,879 It's just-- I don't know. 752 00:53:12,913 --> 00:53:14,294 It's like he's just vanished. 753 00:53:14,329 --> 00:53:17,642 [eerie music] 754 00:53:27,342 --> 00:53:28,135 Will? 755 00:53:31,346 --> 00:53:32,139 No. 756 00:53:32,174 --> 00:53:35,142 I'm-- I'm sure he's-- he's fine. 757 00:53:35,177 --> 00:53:36,213 Yeah, probably. 758 00:53:39,457 --> 00:53:41,942 OK, I gotta go. 759 00:53:41,977 --> 00:53:42,771 OK. 760 00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:48,259 Fuck this. 761 00:53:48,294 --> 00:53:49,053 I'm exhausted. 762 00:53:49,087 --> 00:53:50,951 I'm going back to bed. 763 00:53:50,986 --> 00:53:52,953 [door knock] 764 00:53:57,372 --> 00:53:58,407 Hi, Will. 765 00:53:58,442 --> 00:54:00,306 Please write me my letter of recommendation 766 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,410 for Little Beaver's Pizza. 767 00:54:01,445 --> 00:54:04,344 Lavash, I'm freaking exhausted. 768 00:54:04,379 --> 00:54:08,728 I need to get some sleep before I go to work. 769 00:54:08,762 --> 00:54:10,730 [door knock] 770 00:54:12,732 --> 00:54:17,081 Look what Papa has for us tonight. 771 00:54:17,115 --> 00:54:18,600 [thud] 772 00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:38,482 [eerie music] 773 00:54:50,942 --> 00:54:52,150 Crazy. 774 00:54:52,185 --> 00:54:54,325 That's crazy. 775 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,913 I know what I saw. 776 00:54:55,947 --> 00:54:58,156 Dude, you're tripping. 777 00:54:58,191 --> 00:54:58,985 Oh, no. 778 00:55:01,919 --> 00:55:03,679 Yo, what? 779 00:55:03,714 --> 00:55:06,199 Come on, keep up. 780 00:55:06,233 --> 00:55:08,374 Lavash. 781 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:10,824 [body thuds] 782 00:55:13,758 --> 00:55:15,760 Lavash! 783 00:55:15,795 --> 00:55:20,765 Get all the best costumes at Little Beaver Halloween City. 784 00:55:25,632 --> 00:55:26,426 Mr. Hannibal! 785 00:55:29,222 --> 00:55:31,431 Mr. Hannibal! 786 00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:34,952 I finished the talking display. 787 00:55:34,986 --> 00:55:36,643 Can you check it so I can leave? 788 00:55:40,923 --> 00:55:41,752 Mr. Hannibal! 789 00:55:46,929 --> 00:55:52,176 Everything is on sale at Little Beaver Halloween City. 790 00:55:52,210 --> 00:55:55,697 [suspenseful music] 791 00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:28,281 Mr. Hannibal? 792 00:56:28,315 --> 00:56:32,906 Little Beaver Halloween City is the scariest place to be. 793 00:56:32,941 --> 00:56:36,393 [suspenseful music] 794 00:57:03,281 --> 00:57:07,493 Scary good deals every day at Little Beaver Halloween City. 795 00:57:07,527 --> 00:57:10,910 [suspenseful music] 796 00:57:20,713 --> 00:57:26,270 Buy one costume, get 125% off. 797 00:57:26,304 --> 00:57:28,203 This isn't funny. 798 00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:30,032 Ha ha ha ha ha. 799 00:57:30,067 --> 00:57:32,103 We laugh at the competition. 800 00:58:02,893 --> 00:58:05,205 Who is that? 801 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,485 MR. HANNIBAL: Wouldn't you like to know? 802 00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:09,416 This is-- 803 00:58:09,451 --> 00:58:10,590 MR. HANNIBAL: What? 804 00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:11,418 So? 805 00:58:25,156 --> 00:58:26,882 You don't keep any cash in the store! 806 00:58:30,196 --> 00:58:30,955 I'm co-- 807 00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:31,784 Ah! 808 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,341 Ha ha ha. 809 00:58:40,378 --> 00:58:43,796 Don't be afraid to spend all your money at Little 810 00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:45,107 Beaver Halloween City. 811 00:58:47,834 --> 00:58:49,905 Oh. 812 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,666 That wasn't funny. 813 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:53,737 Things are pretty cool. 814 00:58:53,771 --> 00:58:56,878 Probably gonna sell a lot of these. 815 00:58:56,912 --> 00:58:58,017 What were you saying? 816 00:59:01,779 --> 00:59:04,679 That wasn't funny. 817 00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:06,612 I beg to differ. 818 00:59:06,646 --> 00:59:09,476 It was pretty funny. 819 00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:12,134 I need to leave. 820 00:59:12,169 --> 00:59:13,757 Sure. 821 00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:14,827 Where's your boyfriend? 822 00:59:20,246 --> 00:59:23,905 Where's your boyfriend? 823 00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:25,631 He's about a minute late already. 824 00:59:25,665 --> 00:59:26,839 He'll be here. 825 00:59:26,873 --> 00:59:29,358 Oh, and one more thing. 826 00:59:29,393 --> 00:59:31,222 What? 827 00:59:31,257 --> 00:59:33,673 Your request for taking Halloween day off. 828 00:59:37,643 --> 00:59:38,436 Declined! 829 00:59:41,508 --> 00:59:43,718 But I told you when I first got this job. 830 00:59:50,517 --> 00:59:52,727 This is Little Beaver Halloween City. 831 00:59:52,761 --> 00:59:56,420 It's our busiest day of the year. 832 00:59:56,454 --> 00:59:57,801 Kind of stupid. 833 00:59:57,835 --> 01:00:00,562 But I work at the rec center for the kids on Halloween day. 834 01:00:03,703 --> 01:00:04,946 I told you months ago. 835 01:00:07,569 --> 01:00:10,054 That's-- 836 01:00:14,093 --> 01:00:18,649 Hey, where do you think you're going? 837 01:00:18,684 --> 01:00:20,271 Don't you walk away from me. 838 01:00:20,306 --> 01:00:22,066 What's up? 839 01:00:22,101 --> 01:00:23,516 I need to get home to my mom. 840 01:00:23,550 --> 01:00:24,344 She's a wreck. 841 01:00:27,347 --> 01:00:29,349 [door slams] 842 01:00:32,870 --> 01:00:34,458 Four minutes left. 843 01:00:34,492 --> 01:00:36,805 What'd you say to her? 844 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,014 What did you say to Rosemary? 845 01:00:39,049 --> 01:00:40,637 Oh, please. 846 01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:44,399 What did you say to Rosemary to make her upset, 847 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:47,367 you friggin' creep? 848 01:00:47,402 --> 01:00:50,888 Your whore girlfriend is trouble. 849 01:00:50,923 --> 01:00:51,855 Trouble? 850 01:00:51,889 --> 01:00:53,166 Yeah. 851 01:00:53,201 --> 01:00:56,653 Absolutely no refunds at Little Beaver Halloween City. 852 01:01:00,967 --> 01:01:04,384 [suspenseful music] 853 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,990 Better not be messing up another display. 854 01:01:24,025 --> 01:01:25,129 Act now. 855 01:01:25,164 --> 01:01:27,580 Halloween is just around the corner. 856 01:01:27,614 --> 01:01:28,374 Buy. 857 01:01:28,408 --> 01:01:29,202 Buy. 858 01:01:35,312 --> 01:01:38,246 Hey, we don't carry that costume. 859 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,834 It's pretty cool, but shit, Will. 860 01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:42,008 You know I offer employee discounts. 861 01:01:42,043 --> 01:01:44,286 Least you could do is show some patronage to the store. 862 01:01:48,774 --> 01:01:49,533 Blood? 863 01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:50,776 What? 864 01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:51,604 Here you go, fucker. 865 01:01:51,638 --> 01:01:52,432 Here's some blood. 866 01:01:55,539 --> 01:01:56,885 Oops. 867 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,543 Didn't mean to mess up your new costume. 868 01:01:59,577 --> 01:02:01,510 You'll pay. 869 01:02:01,545 --> 01:02:02,477 Yeah. You know what? 870 01:02:02,511 --> 01:02:03,858 Speaking of paying, guess who had 871 01:02:03,892 --> 01:02:05,756 to pay for your raffle ticket 'cause somebody 872 01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:07,206 didn't wanna show up to the Little 873 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,003 Beaver Halloween City Little League Spaghetti Fundraiser! 874 01:02:11,037 --> 01:02:11,831 Did they? 875 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,492 No, you couldn't be bothered, could you? 876 01:02:17,526 --> 01:02:21,772 Guess you're just too busy to show some support, huh? 877 01:02:21,807 --> 01:02:24,706 So what do you think the Little Beavers think of you? 878 01:02:28,468 --> 01:02:39,652 I think the Little Beaver think very highly of me, 879 01:02:39,686 --> 01:02:43,104 especially you! 880 01:02:47,902 --> 01:02:51,353 [man screams] 881 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,747 [body thuds] 882 01:03:11,753 --> 01:03:15,032 Little Beaver Halloween City is where all the action is. 883 01:03:27,113 --> 01:03:28,149 Come on, Ro. Come on. 884 01:03:28,183 --> 01:03:28,977 Pick up. 885 01:03:32,912 --> 01:03:33,671 Ro. 886 01:03:33,706 --> 01:03:35,087 Ro. 887 01:03:35,121 --> 01:03:37,089 When you get this, please come down to Little Beaver Medical, 888 01:03:37,123 --> 01:03:37,917 OK? 889 01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:39,160 Lavash is really messed up. 890 01:03:39,194 --> 01:03:41,334 And I-- I don't know. 891 01:03:41,369 --> 01:03:42,370 I don't know. 892 01:03:42,404 --> 01:03:43,543 I think Will is-- there's something 893 01:03:43,578 --> 01:03:44,682 seriously wrong with him. 894 01:03:53,726 --> 01:03:58,041 MAN [ON PHONE]: Hank, son, can you put your papa on, please? 895 01:03:58,075 --> 01:03:58,869 OK. 896 01:03:58,904 --> 01:03:59,697 Over. 897 01:04:04,081 --> 01:04:05,876 This is Ozer. 898 01:04:05,911 --> 01:04:07,809 MAN [ON PHONE]: Sheriff, please stop over 899 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,088 by the Halloween City store. 900 01:04:11,123 --> 01:04:11,917 Roger. 901 01:04:15,161 --> 01:04:16,266 What's up? 902 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:17,681 MAN [ON PHONE]: It may be best just 903 01:04:17,715 --> 01:04:18,993 to get here as soon as you can. 904 01:04:21,616 --> 01:04:22,513 Copy that. 905 01:04:28,934 --> 01:04:30,901 You'll never know what you'll find at Little 906 01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:32,178 Beaver Halloween City. 907 01:04:42,085 --> 01:04:43,431 OZER: Shit. 908 01:04:43,465 --> 01:04:44,984 Cool. 909 01:04:45,019 --> 01:04:46,986 Oh, shoot. 910 01:04:47,021 --> 01:04:47,849 Would you? 911 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:48,643 Yeah. 912 01:04:48,677 --> 01:04:50,472 OK, kiddo, let's go outside. 913 01:04:58,170 --> 01:04:59,343 This is sick. 914 01:04:59,378 --> 01:05:02,691 Everything cut clear off. 915 01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:04,728 Good riddance. 916 01:05:04,762 --> 01:05:08,801 If you buy your costume anywhere else-- 917 01:05:08,835 --> 01:05:09,664 Let's do a sweep. 918 01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:17,361 [suspenseful music] 919 01:05:36,035 --> 01:05:39,176 Little Beaver Halloween City. 920 01:05:39,211 --> 01:05:40,315 Fun, fun, fun. 921 01:06:04,374 --> 01:06:05,271 OZER: Nothing. 922 01:06:05,306 --> 01:06:06,065 Me neither. 923 01:06:10,656 --> 01:06:12,347 He's sitting in the squad car. 924 01:06:12,382 --> 01:06:15,281 He's fine. 925 01:06:15,316 --> 01:06:16,558 What's this town coming to? 926 01:06:27,569 --> 01:06:28,605 So where's the head? 927 01:06:32,471 --> 01:06:33,299 Or the hands? 928 01:06:49,488 --> 01:06:50,420 Oh, shit. 929 01:06:50,454 --> 01:06:51,214 Oh, shit. 930 01:06:51,248 --> 01:06:52,836 Dear? 931 01:06:52,870 --> 01:06:55,390 Yeah, Nana? 932 01:06:55,425 --> 01:06:56,874 Greg has a bit on his mind. 933 01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:59,877 He wants to apologize. 934 01:06:59,912 --> 01:07:01,258 - No way. - Oh, you. 935 01:07:01,293 --> 01:07:02,087 Go on. 936 01:07:04,951 --> 01:07:05,780 Willoughby. 937 01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:07,540 Will? 938 01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:08,369 Greg? 939 01:07:11,268 --> 01:07:12,545 I'm-- I'm-- 940 01:07:16,273 --> 01:07:22,659 I'm-- I'm very, very sorry for being inconsiderate and not 941 01:07:22,693 --> 01:07:31,426 acknowledging your feelings and for my recent inappropriateness. 942 01:07:31,461 --> 01:07:33,704 Greg, you're always inappropriate. 943 01:07:33,739 --> 01:07:37,467 It just seemed like I startled you and upset you. 944 01:07:37,501 --> 01:07:39,848 Look what Papa has for us tonight. 945 01:07:42,403 --> 01:07:43,507 Yeah. 946 01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,061 I don't know what you're talking about, Greg. 947 01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,752 We're good. 948 01:07:46,786 --> 01:07:48,616 We are? 949 01:07:48,650 --> 01:07:49,582 Hell, yeah. 950 01:07:49,617 --> 01:07:51,067 Oh, that was nice, dear. 951 01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:52,861 Oh, I'm so relieved. 952 01:07:52,896 --> 01:07:57,487 And I just want you to know that my relationship with your nana 953 01:07:57,521 --> 01:08:00,766 isn't solely driven by my unrelenting desire for her touch 954 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,043 and unabashed lust. 955 01:08:07,359 --> 01:08:09,740 OK. 956 01:08:09,775 --> 01:08:10,707 Have fun, dear. 957 01:08:10,741 --> 01:08:11,535 Oh. 958 01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:12,502 Thank you, Willoughby. 959 01:08:12,536 --> 01:08:13,330 We will. 960 01:08:22,374 --> 01:08:23,168 Ugh. 961 01:08:23,202 --> 01:08:24,341 What the fuck is that smell? 962 01:08:27,862 --> 01:08:31,314 [engine rumbling] 963 01:08:59,687 --> 01:09:04,657 HEARSE: Will, we need to talk. 964 01:09:10,353 --> 01:09:12,769 Huh? 965 01:09:12,803 --> 01:09:16,359 HEARSE: I can tell you're upset. 966 01:09:16,393 --> 01:09:18,878 I'm not. 967 01:09:18,913 --> 01:09:20,811 HEARSE: Yes, Will. 968 01:09:20,846 --> 01:09:23,849 You are. 969 01:09:23,883 --> 01:09:25,264 OK. 970 01:09:25,299 --> 01:09:28,336 HEARSE: And that's OK, Will. 971 01:09:28,371 --> 01:09:33,997 But I do want you to know that it does get easier. 972 01:09:34,031 --> 01:09:36,102 What? 973 01:09:36,137 --> 01:09:38,104 HEARSE: Taking. 974 01:09:38,139 --> 01:09:40,624 Taking? 975 01:09:40,659 --> 01:09:44,214 HEARSE: Taking whatever you want, Will. 976 01:09:49,495 --> 01:09:53,465 You can have whatever you want now. 977 01:09:53,499 --> 01:09:57,814 You take care of me, and I take care of you. 978 01:09:57,848 --> 01:09:58,642 OK. 979 01:10:10,309 --> 01:10:11,759 [door slams] 980 01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:25,428 [mutters] 981 01:10:26,877 --> 01:10:27,671 Open! 982 01:11:17,031 --> 01:11:19,930 There must be a logical explanation. 983 01:11:19,965 --> 01:11:23,279 Ro, have you ever known me to exaggerate? 984 01:11:26,627 --> 01:11:30,424 He-- he doubted me the other day, like big time. 985 01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:32,840 It was for no reason at all. 986 01:11:32,874 --> 01:11:36,015 He put his head down and turned away. 987 01:11:36,050 --> 01:11:37,396 It was fucking weird, Ro. 988 01:11:37,431 --> 01:11:38,501 He's probably just-- 989 01:11:38,535 --> 01:11:40,641 I think he's dangerous. 990 01:11:40,675 --> 01:11:42,470 Dangerous? 991 01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,852 I'm telling you, there is something 992 01:11:44,886 --> 01:11:46,440 seriously wrong with Will. 993 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,123 HEARSE: Will. 994 01:12:20,991 --> 01:12:21,958 Wake up. 995 01:12:25,271 --> 01:12:26,065 Will! 996 01:12:30,932 --> 01:12:31,830 Again? 997 01:12:31,864 --> 01:12:32,658 Fuck. 998 01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:42,323 [engine rumbling] 999 01:12:44,739 --> 01:12:48,191 [eerie music] 1000 01:12:55,094 --> 01:12:57,269 HEARSE: You take good care of me, Will. 1001 01:13:06,727 --> 01:13:09,971 He doesn't have a mean bone in his body. 1002 01:13:10,006 --> 01:13:11,973 HEARSE: I was so hungry. 1003 01:13:18,877 --> 01:13:20,257 He could never hurt anyone. 1004 01:13:26,229 --> 01:13:27,610 Will is a good person. 1005 01:13:36,688 --> 01:13:40,312 HEARSE: Self-doubt is a terrible thing, Will. 1006 01:13:47,975 --> 01:13:50,011 This can't be. 1007 01:13:50,046 --> 01:13:51,599 HEARSE: It is. 1008 01:13:51,634 --> 01:13:53,601 Oh. 1009 01:13:53,636 --> 01:13:56,052 HEARSE: Yes, Will. 1010 01:13:56,086 --> 01:13:59,193 Yes, Will. 1011 01:13:59,227 --> 01:14:00,712 Yes, Will. 1012 01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:28,118 It hurts me to see you like this, Will. 1013 01:14:28,153 --> 01:14:29,637 This is your fucking fault! 1014 01:14:29,672 --> 01:14:32,813 HEARSE: We killed the ones who hurt the one you love. 1015 01:14:32,847 --> 01:14:34,573 I did it for you, Will. 1016 01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:37,334 I didn't ask you to. 1017 01:14:37,369 --> 01:14:41,097 HEARSE: We did it together, Will. 1018 01:14:52,418 --> 01:14:53,247 Sid! 1019 01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:54,075 Lavash! 1020 01:14:56,043 --> 01:14:56,837 The fuck? 1021 01:14:56,871 --> 01:14:57,976 Dude, you just swore. 1022 01:14:58,010 --> 01:14:59,978 I'm so proud of you right now. - Where's Will? 1023 01:15:00,012 --> 01:15:01,876 Last time I talked to him, he was at nana's. 1024 01:15:01,911 --> 01:15:03,982 Fucking call him. 1025 01:15:04,016 --> 01:15:05,293 I just wanna call him right now. 1026 01:15:05,328 --> 01:15:06,122 All right, Lavash. 1027 01:15:06,156 --> 01:15:07,123 All right. 1028 01:15:07,157 --> 01:15:10,195 That's fucking epic. 1029 01:15:10,229 --> 01:15:12,680 [phone vibrating] 1030 01:15:14,717 --> 01:15:15,856 Rosemary! 1031 01:15:15,890 --> 01:15:17,892 Where are you? 1032 01:15:17,927 --> 01:15:19,756 I'm going to see old man Pat. 1033 01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,240 Why? 1034 01:15:21,275 --> 01:15:22,828 Something's going on. 1035 01:15:22,863 --> 01:15:25,969 And I know he's the only one who knows what the hell it is. 1036 01:15:26,004 --> 01:15:29,145 Will, you're scaring me. 1037 01:15:29,179 --> 01:15:31,147 I think I fucked up. 1038 01:15:31,181 --> 01:15:32,113 We'll meet you there. 1039 01:15:32,148 --> 01:15:32,942 Who? 1040 01:15:32,976 --> 01:15:33,839 Who are you with? 1041 01:15:33,874 --> 01:15:36,635 Me and the guys from the hospital. 1042 01:15:36,670 --> 01:15:37,533 At the hospital? 1043 01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:38,326 Why? 1044 01:15:38,361 --> 01:15:41,157 Lavash, but he's all right. 1045 01:15:41,191 --> 01:15:44,574 Rosemary, do not-- 1046 01:15:44,609 --> 01:15:46,438 We need to go now. 1047 01:15:46,472 --> 01:15:47,197 Is Will OK? 1048 01:15:47,232 --> 01:15:48,095 I don't think so. 1049 01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,268 I'm hooked up to all this. 1050 01:15:59,658 --> 01:16:03,006 She's getting angry now, isn't she? 1051 01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:06,078 Tell me what the hell is going on. 1052 01:16:06,113 --> 01:16:07,114 Willoughby. 1053 01:16:07,148 --> 01:16:09,081 How do you know my name? 1054 01:16:09,116 --> 01:16:09,979 I'm your uncle. 1055 01:16:10,013 --> 01:16:12,050 Of course I know your name. 1056 01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:12,913 But my uncle-- 1057 01:16:12,947 --> 01:16:13,741 what? 1058 01:16:13,776 --> 01:16:15,087 It's your uncle, of course. 1059 01:16:15,122 --> 01:16:17,262 The one thing is, you're never supposed to know that. 1060 01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:18,297 Too late now. 1061 01:16:18,332 --> 01:16:19,885 What the fuck are you talking about? 1062 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,680 Your grandpappy and my younger brother, 1063 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,682 Dickey, they're no damn good. 1064 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:24,580 Pure evil. 1065 01:16:27,237 --> 01:16:29,757 Dickey and my grandfather are your brothers? 1066 01:16:29,792 --> 01:16:30,862 Yep. 1067 01:16:30,896 --> 01:16:32,380 Well, why the fuck would I not know that? 1068 01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:34,141 Well, it was forbidden. 1069 01:16:34,175 --> 01:16:35,936 I was too good, they said. 1070 01:16:35,970 --> 01:16:39,008 They said I would be a bad influence on you 1071 01:16:39,042 --> 01:16:42,011 when it came time for you to take over. 1072 01:16:42,045 --> 01:16:42,839 Take over? 1073 01:16:42,874 --> 01:16:43,633 Take over what? 1074 01:16:43,668 --> 01:16:44,979 You're at the helm now. 1075 01:16:45,014 --> 01:16:46,671 You're it! 1076 01:16:46,705 --> 01:16:47,844 Oh, fuck this! 1077 01:16:47,879 --> 01:16:50,019 This is about the fucking hearse, isn't it? 1078 01:16:50,053 --> 01:16:51,365 Yes, son. 1079 01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:54,920 It's all about that hearse, the hearse and pure evil. 1080 01:17:01,133 --> 01:17:02,963 Are you understanding what I'm saying? 1081 01:17:12,110 --> 01:17:13,249 Willoughby? 1082 01:17:13,283 --> 01:17:15,285 Son? 1083 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,391 Answer me! 1084 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:20,946 You evil, evil bloodsuckers! 1085 01:17:23,811 --> 01:17:28,160 All I'm saying is, don't play with dead things. 1086 01:17:30,853 --> 01:17:32,648 And whatever you do, don't tell your mother. 1087 01:17:35,478 --> 01:17:36,272 Whoa. 1088 01:17:39,724 --> 01:17:42,658 [siren blaring] 1089 01:17:47,593 --> 01:17:48,422 You know the drill. 1090 01:17:51,425 --> 01:17:52,288 I'll be right back. 1091 01:18:10,824 --> 01:18:12,757 Rosie? 1092 01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:15,173 What the hell are you driving like that for? 1093 01:18:15,207 --> 01:18:17,382 That's irresponsible and reckless, young lady. 1094 01:18:17,416 --> 01:18:21,731 Sheriff Ozer, Will is in trouble. 1095 01:18:21,766 --> 01:18:23,388 What kind of trouble? 1096 01:18:23,422 --> 01:18:24,872 I don't know exactly. 1097 01:18:24,907 --> 01:18:28,220 He went to go talk to old man Pat. 1098 01:18:28,255 --> 01:18:29,670 Old man Pat? 1099 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:33,018 Will said that he was the only one who knew what was going on. 1100 01:18:33,053 --> 01:18:36,021 Well, what is going on? 1101 01:18:36,056 --> 01:18:36,884 I don't know. 1102 01:18:39,162 --> 01:18:39,956 Please. 1103 01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:43,649 OK. 1104 01:18:51,657 --> 01:18:55,661 Let's just all go in the squad car. 1105 01:18:55,696 --> 01:18:59,217 We'll go and we'll see what the problem is, OK? 1106 01:19:04,256 --> 01:19:05,775 Hey, you, Pat. 1107 01:19:05,810 --> 01:19:08,122 How you doing? 1108 01:19:08,157 --> 01:19:09,158 They took him. 1109 01:19:12,678 --> 01:19:13,679 Who took who? 1110 01:19:13,714 --> 01:19:16,441 They took Will! 1111 01:19:16,475 --> 01:19:17,649 Who took Will? 1112 01:19:17,683 --> 01:19:20,100 Dickey. 1113 01:19:20,134 --> 01:19:21,377 Dickey from the auto shop? 1114 01:19:21,411 --> 01:19:22,171 Dickey? 1115 01:19:22,205 --> 01:19:23,275 And Phil. 1116 01:19:23,310 --> 01:19:25,174 I smelled the pipe smoke on his clothes. 1117 01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:28,487 Probably Marge, too. 1118 01:19:28,522 --> 01:19:31,490 And why would Dickey, Phil, and Marge take Will? 1119 01:19:31,525 --> 01:19:34,942 [laughter] 1120 01:19:57,896 --> 01:19:59,173 They're all evil. 1121 01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:00,934 There's evil as the day is long. 1122 01:20:00,968 --> 01:20:03,281 And now, she wants Will. 1123 01:20:03,315 --> 01:20:06,042 Who wants Will? 1124 01:20:06,077 --> 01:20:08,217 The hearse. 1125 01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:09,943 The hearse. 1126 01:20:09,977 --> 01:20:10,736 That's right. 1127 01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:11,910 The hearse wants Will. 1128 01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:17,847 Pat, have you been drinking tonight? 1129 01:20:32,758 --> 01:20:37,142 My own brothers poured acid directly into my eyes. 1130 01:20:37,177 --> 01:20:39,973 Took away my sight. 1131 01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:44,322 It was my punishment for not joining in on their evil. 1132 01:20:44,356 --> 01:20:45,771 And now, she wants Will. 1133 01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:48,326 And they'll make sure she gets everything she wants. 1134 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:49,706 You can bet on that! 1135 01:20:57,266 --> 01:21:00,269 Uncle Dickey, the fuck is going on? 1136 01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:02,409 What the fuck is going on? 1137 01:21:02,443 --> 01:21:05,895 [laughter] 1138 01:21:21,117 --> 01:21:23,154 What the fuck is going on? 1139 01:21:23,188 --> 01:21:26,536 [laughter] 1140 01:21:26,571 --> 01:21:29,608 Old Zachariah Jenkins started it all. 1141 01:21:29,643 --> 01:21:32,163 Funeral home was the perfect cover. 1142 01:21:32,197 --> 01:21:34,579 No one was the wiser. 1143 01:21:34,613 --> 01:21:38,410 He fed her the blood of the dead. 1144 01:21:38,445 --> 01:21:45,521 But she insisted on more and more fresh blood. 1145 01:21:45,555 --> 01:21:49,974 All those missing persons. 1146 01:21:50,008 --> 01:21:50,871 There's your answer. 1147 01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:56,912 You're saying that this-- 1148 01:21:56,946 --> 01:22:00,467 whatever this is has something to do with all these missing 1149 01:22:00,501 --> 01:22:01,986 person cold cases? 1150 01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:06,783 Zachariah Jenkins started it all. 1151 01:22:06,818 --> 01:22:09,027 But do you know which one of his lackeys 1152 01:22:09,062 --> 01:22:12,617 was the worst, the most evil of them all? 1153 01:22:17,001 --> 01:22:17,794 Nana? 1154 01:22:20,314 --> 01:22:21,108 Oh. 1155 01:22:21,143 --> 01:22:22,558 Hello, dear. 1156 01:22:22,592 --> 01:22:24,353 Nana, what's happening? 1157 01:22:24,387 --> 01:22:25,664 What is this? 1158 01:22:25,699 --> 01:22:26,458 Oh, dear. 1159 01:22:26,493 --> 01:22:27,287 You're so sweet. 1160 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:31,774 But it's OK. 1161 01:22:31,808 --> 01:22:32,844 None of us are perfect. 1162 01:22:37,055 --> 01:22:38,884 What the fuck is this? 1163 01:22:38,919 --> 01:22:40,334 Oh, you know, dear. 1164 01:22:43,441 --> 01:22:44,442 No, I don't. 1165 01:22:44,476 --> 01:22:46,133 You don't, huh? 1166 01:22:46,168 --> 01:22:48,515 Remember, you came to us. 1167 01:22:48,549 --> 01:22:50,966 That's right. 1168 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,382 No one forced you to buy her. 1169 01:22:55,729 --> 01:22:56,488 What? 1170 01:22:56,523 --> 01:22:57,973 The-- the hearse? 1171 01:22:58,007 --> 01:22:58,870 What? 1172 01:22:58,904 --> 01:22:59,664 The hearse? 1173 01:22:59,698 --> 01:23:04,151 She has a name, Hershey. 1174 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,192 I named her Hershey when I was about your age, dear. 1175 01:23:10,226 --> 01:23:17,578 And now, your initiation to show her how much you appreciate her. 1176 01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:20,443 How exciting. 1177 01:23:20,478 --> 01:23:22,376 I think I killed people. 1178 01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:23,653 Well, of course, dear. 1179 01:23:23,688 --> 01:23:25,000 And a fine job you did. 1180 01:23:29,418 --> 01:23:30,833 I think I drank blood. 1181 01:23:30,867 --> 01:23:32,490 I think I drank blood. 1182 01:23:32,524 --> 01:23:35,803 [laughter] 1183 01:23:39,807 --> 01:23:40,636 Silly. 1184 01:23:40,670 --> 01:23:42,362 How do you think we feed her? 1185 01:23:42,396 --> 01:23:45,813 [screaming] 1186 01:24:01,967 --> 01:24:05,247 OK, here's the deal. 1187 01:24:05,281 --> 01:24:06,903 We're gonna go in here. 1188 01:24:06,938 --> 01:24:08,733 Let's see if Will is here. 1189 01:24:08,767 --> 01:24:12,978 And if he is, we'll get to the bottom of all of this. 1190 01:24:13,013 --> 01:24:13,807 OK. 1191 01:24:19,295 --> 01:24:20,883 OK, buddy. 1192 01:24:20,917 --> 01:24:23,817 I want you to listen to me, OK? 1193 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,474 Stay in the car. 1194 01:24:25,508 --> 01:24:26,440 We'll be right back. 1195 01:24:46,736 --> 01:24:48,428 It's locked. 1196 01:24:48,462 --> 01:24:49,222 Check the side. 1197 01:25:00,198 --> 01:25:02,718 Lavash, I found a window. 1198 01:25:02,752 --> 01:25:03,546 It's cracked open. 1199 01:25:03,581 --> 01:25:06,101 You gotta crawl through it. 1200 01:25:06,135 --> 01:25:07,102 What if I can't fit? 1201 01:25:40,652 --> 01:25:44,277 Dude, I'm so writing that letter of recommendation. 1202 01:25:51,974 --> 01:25:54,804 [door slams] 1203 01:25:54,839 --> 01:25:56,530 You must obey her, dear. 1204 01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:09,233 Will? 1205 01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:16,654 Will, tell me it's not true. 1206 01:26:30,012 --> 01:26:32,083 Please, bro. 1207 01:26:32,117 --> 01:26:33,360 I'm really sorry, dude. 1208 01:26:33,395 --> 01:26:37,951 But we kinda have bigger problems now, don't you think? 1209 01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:38,952 Ah! 1210 01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:42,438 [laughter] 1211 01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:14,608 Hey! 1212 01:27:14,643 --> 01:27:15,851 Untie me! 1213 01:27:15,885 --> 01:27:17,266 You're all fucking crazy! 1214 01:27:17,301 --> 01:27:19,889 Let's just-- [murmurs] 1215 01:27:20,683 --> 01:27:24,100 [gunshots] 1216 01:27:26,033 --> 01:27:27,311 Don't even try. 1217 01:27:27,345 --> 01:27:29,036 Rosemary, untie me! 1218 01:27:33,834 --> 01:27:35,008 I know what I need to do. 1219 01:27:37,942 --> 01:27:39,392 Dad? 1220 01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:40,358 [gasps] 1221 01:27:40,393 --> 01:27:41,773 [gunshot] 1222 01:27:46,502 --> 01:27:49,609 I need to get to the fucking hearse. 1223 01:27:49,643 --> 01:27:51,162 Go to her, dear. 1224 01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:54,096 She's waiting for you. 1225 01:27:54,130 --> 01:27:57,617 [laughs] 1226 01:28:03,139 --> 01:28:06,591 [eerie music] 1227 01:28:43,559 --> 01:28:45,941 HEARSE: What are you doing, Will? 1228 01:28:45,975 --> 01:28:47,322 What I have to. 1229 01:28:47,356 --> 01:28:49,669 HEARSE: But we're so happy together. 1230 01:28:49,703 --> 01:28:50,463 Fuck you! 1231 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,787 I'll see you at the bottom of the fucking river, bitch! 1232 01:29:11,553 --> 01:29:13,244 I wish I could have seen that. 1233 01:29:21,873 --> 01:29:23,185 HEARSE: It's you, Will. 1234 01:29:33,333 --> 01:29:34,817 What a good treat. 1235 01:29:38,303 --> 01:29:40,789 [loud crash] 1236 01:32:25,643 --> 01:32:26,610 [door slams] 1237 01:32:26,644 --> 01:32:29,889 [humming] 1238 01:32:50,288 --> 01:32:53,671 [SINGING] How I know she loves me 1239 01:32:53,706 --> 01:32:56,571 Because she always shows me 1240 01:32:56,605 --> 01:33:02,093 In so many different ways 1241 01:33:02,128 --> 01:33:05,580 [humming] 1242 01:33:25,910 --> 01:33:29,120 HEARSE: I've been waiting for you. 1243 01:33:29,155 --> 01:33:31,985 Waiting for you. 1244 01:33:32,020 --> 01:33:38,336 I know what you want, Pat. 1245 01:33:38,371 --> 01:33:40,269 I can-- I can see. 1246 01:33:43,065 --> 01:33:44,101 I can see! 1247 01:33:47,691 --> 01:33:48,933 I can see! 1248 01:33:55,319 --> 01:33:58,736 [suspenseful music] 1249 01:34:08,125 --> 01:34:12,129 HEARSE: We are going to have so much fun. 1250 01:34:12,163 --> 01:34:13,613 [gasps] 1251 01:34:15,063 --> 01:34:18,480 [ending theme] 1252 01:34:20,931 --> 01:34:24,244 [SINGING] That's how I know she loves me 1253 01:34:24,279 --> 01:34:26,833 Because she always shows me 1254 01:34:26,868 --> 01:34:31,424 In so many different ways 1255 01:34:31,458 --> 01:34:32,218 Let's go 1256 01:34:32,252 --> 01:34:33,668 This hearse is cursed 1257 01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:34,599 I ride shotgun 1258 01:34:34,634 --> 01:34:36,532 And now we got a flat tire 1259 01:34:36,567 --> 01:34:37,464 I'm going crazy 1260 01:34:37,499 --> 01:34:39,225 I will stamp it on my passport 1261 01:34:39,259 --> 01:34:40,226 Got a crucifix 1262 01:34:40,260 --> 01:34:53,308 I keep it in my dashboard 1263 01:34:53,342 --> 01:34:56,276 That's how I know she loves me 1264 01:34:56,311 --> 01:34:58,865 Because she always shows me 1265 01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:03,318 In so many different ways 1266 01:35:03,352 --> 01:35:25,478 Let's go 1267 01:35:25,512 --> 01:35:28,170 That's how I know she loves me 1268 01:35:28,205 --> 01:35:30,932 Because she always shows me 1269 01:35:30,966 --> 01:35:35,764 In so many different ways 1270 01:35:35,799 --> 01:35:38,974 That's how I know she loves me 1271 01:35:39,009 --> 01:35:41,563 Because she always shows me 1272 01:35:41,597 --> 01:35:47,500 In so many different ways 1273 01:35:47,534 --> 01:35:50,917 I know she loves me 1274 01:35:50,952 --> 01:35:55,197 Because she always shows me 1275 01:35:55,232 --> 01:36:01,169 In so many different and ways