WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:10.872 --> 00:00:14.359 [instrumental music] 4 00:00:43.733 --> 00:00:47.219 [theme music] 5 00:01:48.211 --> 00:01:49.005 Fuck! 6 00:01:53.527 --> 00:01:55.045 Third time this month, isn't it? 7 00:02:00.292 --> 00:02:01.086 Yeah. 8 00:02:02.950 --> 00:02:04.124 Job security. 9 00:02:04.158 --> 00:02:06.885 I love it! 10 00:02:06.919 --> 00:02:10.613 Yeah, well, you are an asshole. 11 00:02:10.647 --> 00:02:12.097 True story. 12 00:02:12.132 --> 00:02:13.685 Look, where am I taking this? 13 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:15.273 Back to your uncle's shop? 14 00:02:15.307 --> 00:02:16.066 Fuck. 15 00:02:16.101 --> 00:02:16.895 No. 16 00:02:20.726 --> 00:02:24.144 Yeah, take it there. 17 00:02:24.178 --> 00:02:26.249 You drop me off at my fucking stupid job first. 18 00:02:26.284 --> 00:02:27.561 [giggles] 19 00:02:27.595 --> 00:02:30.978 [suspenseful music] 20 00:02:41.161 --> 00:02:41.954 Again? 21 00:02:45.648 --> 00:02:47.028 It's a fucking piece of shit. 22 00:02:47.063 --> 00:02:47.857 Yeah? 23 00:02:50.653 --> 00:02:54.001 But it does get me out of the station. 24 00:02:54.035 --> 00:02:58.937 I mean, other than the stacks of cold cases I stare at every day. 25 00:03:01.664 --> 00:03:03.217 There's not much going on in this town, 26 00:03:03.252 --> 00:03:05.978 so it gives me something to do. 27 00:03:08.464 --> 00:03:09.396 Oh. 28 00:03:09.430 --> 00:03:12.813 I'm, like, so glad that I can help. 29 00:03:12.847 --> 00:03:13.641 You have? 30 00:03:18.922 --> 00:03:19.716 OK. 31 00:03:22.581 --> 00:03:23.479 Have a nice day. 32 00:03:46.467 --> 00:03:47.503 Hey, Nana. 33 00:03:47.537 --> 00:03:49.263 GRANDMOTHER: You're so good at this. 34 00:03:49.298 --> 00:03:50.333 GREG: I know. 35 00:03:50.368 --> 00:03:52.473 It's one of my many talents. 36 00:03:52.508 --> 00:03:53.302 Ah! 37 00:03:55.614 --> 00:03:57.858 Oh, Willoughby. 38 00:03:57.892 --> 00:03:59.377 Greg? 39 00:03:59.411 --> 00:04:00.757 I think you fixed it. 40 00:04:00.792 --> 00:04:01.724 Oh. 41 00:04:01.758 --> 00:04:03.553 Well, that's good, because I don't 42 00:04:03.588 --> 00:04:05.521 wanna be late for my tanning appointment 43 00:04:05.555 --> 00:04:07.833 at Little Beaver salon. 44 00:04:07.868 --> 00:04:08.938 Bye, sexy. 45 00:04:13.218 --> 00:04:14.461 Don't miss me too much. 46 00:04:22.331 --> 00:04:24.160 Nana, does he live here now? 47 00:04:24.194 --> 00:04:24.988 Oh, you. 48 00:04:28.164 --> 00:04:29.579 And what about your teeth, Nana? 49 00:04:29.614 --> 00:04:33.514 He can't even remind you to put them in? 50 00:04:33.549 --> 00:04:38.726 I just-- why do you need a sugar baby, Nana? 51 00:04:38.761 --> 00:04:43.075 Well, who's gonna take care of me when I get old? 52 00:04:43.110 --> 00:04:44.180 Me. 53 00:04:44.214 --> 00:04:44.974 Oh, dear. 54 00:04:45.008 --> 00:04:47.908 I don't wanna be a burden. 55 00:04:47.942 --> 00:04:48.736 That's stupid. 56 00:04:53.672 --> 00:04:55.847 Well, good night, Nana. 57 00:04:55.881 --> 00:04:56.675 Good night, dear. 58 00:05:01.542 --> 00:05:02.302 What? 59 00:05:02.336 --> 00:05:03.889 I wanted to talk to you. 60 00:05:03.924 --> 00:05:05.408 What the fuck? 61 00:05:05.443 --> 00:05:06.685 Listen. 62 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:08.894 I know it must be weird, someone your age coming in here 63 00:05:08.929 --> 00:05:11.725 and dating your nana. 64 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:12.898 Dude, how old are you? 65 00:05:12.933 --> 00:05:15.522 It's getting pretty serious. 66 00:05:15.556 --> 00:05:17.627 But I want you to know. 67 00:05:17.662 --> 00:05:22.529 I understand, I can never replace your real grandfather. 68 00:05:25.946 --> 00:05:30.640 But I hope we can be close. 69 00:05:30.675 --> 00:05:32.228 I'm so glad we had this talk. 70 00:05:32.262 --> 00:05:35.956 It's so open and healthy and communicative. 71 00:05:35.990 --> 00:05:40.512 And that's what I admire about you most, Willoughby. 72 00:05:40.547 --> 00:05:42.376 Dude. 73 00:05:42.411 --> 00:05:46.760 Will, Bill, William, if you must. 74 00:05:46.794 --> 00:05:48.520 But you are, like, the only fucking person 75 00:05:48.555 --> 00:05:50.557 that calls me Willoughby. 76 00:05:50.591 --> 00:05:53.318 It's because we're family. 77 00:05:53.353 --> 00:05:54.146 Almost. 78 00:05:57.011 --> 00:06:00.463 [theme music] 79 00:06:58.245 --> 00:07:01.731 [eerie music] 80 00:07:14.295 --> 00:07:15.124 Morning, sunshine. 81 00:07:18.230 --> 00:07:18.990 Oh. 82 00:07:19.024 --> 00:07:20.785 Morning, Nana. 83 00:07:20.819 --> 00:07:21.613 Oh. 84 00:07:21.648 --> 00:07:24.720 Good morning, dear. 85 00:07:24.754 --> 00:07:27.826 You are just full of surprises, aren't you? 86 00:07:33.867 --> 00:07:34.661 GREG: Ooh, sexy. 87 00:07:34.695 --> 00:07:35.455 Whew. 88 00:07:37.905 --> 00:07:39.113 It's almost time. 89 00:07:42.220 --> 00:07:44.809 Dear? 90 00:07:44.843 --> 00:07:46.811 Silly Halloween. 91 00:07:46.845 --> 00:07:48.019 Oh. 92 00:07:48.053 --> 00:07:50.435 Yeah, your favorite. 93 00:07:50.470 --> 00:07:51.540 So much fun. 94 00:07:51.574 --> 00:07:52.679 So much fun. 95 00:07:52.713 --> 00:07:53.473 Mm-hmm. 96 00:07:56.337 --> 00:07:59.099 I gotta go to Uncle Dickey's and check on my car. 97 00:07:59.133 --> 00:07:59.927 OK, dear. 98 00:08:09.558 --> 00:08:11.042 [clears throat] 99 00:08:27.299 --> 00:08:31.372 My brother, your granddaddy, now he know how to fix a car. 100 00:08:31.407 --> 00:08:32.615 I'll give him that, at least. 101 00:08:40.105 --> 00:08:41.866 Did you see my car out there? 102 00:08:49.839 --> 00:08:50.633 Yep. 103 00:08:52.532 --> 00:08:53.291 OK. 104 00:08:53.325 --> 00:08:54.430 So-- 105 00:08:54.464 --> 00:08:56.846 Do you even have money to fix it this time? 106 00:08:56.881 --> 00:08:57.744 Not-- not really. 107 00:08:57.778 --> 00:08:58.883 I'm saving up for a new car. 108 00:08:58.917 --> 00:08:59.780 I told you that. 109 00:08:59.815 --> 00:09:00.609 Yeah. 110 00:09:00.643 --> 00:09:02.956 Really. 111 00:09:02.990 --> 00:09:04.164 So what? 112 00:09:04.198 --> 00:09:05.924 This piece of shit is my problem now? 113 00:09:08.617 --> 00:09:09.618 OK. 114 00:09:09.652 --> 00:09:11.240 Well, I'm just gonna walk to work now. 115 00:09:11.274 --> 00:09:12.482 OK. 116 00:09:12.517 --> 00:09:14.277 Big job. 117 00:09:14.312 --> 00:09:16.107 Big phone rip. 118 00:09:16.141 --> 00:09:17.108 Big phone rip. 119 00:09:17.142 --> 00:09:17.936 Whoa. 120 00:09:30.155 --> 00:09:32.433 This is a great product at an affordable price. 121 00:09:32.468 --> 00:09:36.161 Well, how would you like to hear that we have the solution-- 122 00:09:36.196 --> 00:09:37.404 I'm sure you'll agree. 123 00:09:37.438 --> 00:09:40.131 For all your problems. 124 00:09:40.165 --> 00:09:49.485 We are currently offering a buy one, get one-- 125 00:09:49.519 --> 00:09:50.797 LAVASH: Product solves all-- 126 00:09:50.831 --> 00:09:51.591 Hello? 127 00:09:51.625 --> 00:09:52.799 Hello? 128 00:09:52.833 --> 00:09:54.386 I can offer you this. 129 00:09:54.421 --> 00:09:56.285 I'm so done with this place. 130 00:09:56.319 --> 00:09:58.149 Will, you sound good, man. 131 00:09:58.183 --> 00:10:00.323 It's ridiculous. 132 00:10:00.358 --> 00:10:02.015 Best to keep everything in perspective. 133 00:10:25.763 --> 00:10:26.591 All right, clowns. 134 00:10:29.456 --> 00:10:31.631 Hey, hey! 135 00:10:31.665 --> 00:10:33.667 Shift's over. 136 00:10:33.702 --> 00:10:36.187 We got three sales today. 137 00:10:36.221 --> 00:10:37.015 You all suck. 138 00:10:39.949 --> 00:10:40.709 Oh, Will. 139 00:10:44.644 --> 00:10:46.369 You especially suck. 140 00:10:46.404 --> 00:10:47.163 Fuck! 141 00:10:47.198 --> 00:10:48.199 This is so fucked. 142 00:10:48.233 --> 00:10:49.683 I'm walking from my first shitty job 143 00:10:49.718 --> 00:10:52.513 to my second shitty fucking job. 144 00:10:52.548 --> 00:10:53.756 Gotta make a living, dude. 145 00:11:04.422 --> 00:11:08.253 When I developed asthma, my life drastically changed. 146 00:11:08.288 --> 00:11:12.016 My income came to a screeching halt. 147 00:11:12.050 --> 00:11:12.844 Yeah? 148 00:11:12.879 --> 00:11:14.225 Yeah. 149 00:11:14.259 --> 00:11:16.468 First, you make the money, then you put it to work for you. 150 00:11:16.503 --> 00:11:17.987 Like a businessman. 151 00:11:18.022 --> 00:11:19.782 Like me. 152 00:11:19.817 --> 00:11:22.578 I'm a businessman. 153 00:11:22.612 --> 00:11:23.821 I always push. 154 00:11:23.855 --> 00:11:24.649 Dude. 155 00:11:32.553 --> 00:11:35.487 Just sitting there. 156 00:11:35.522 --> 00:11:37.386 Yeah, that's his jam. 157 00:11:37.420 --> 00:11:40.803 I remember him from, like, the fifth grade. 158 00:11:40.838 --> 00:11:42.598 Old man Pat. 159 00:11:42.632 --> 00:11:43.633 Blind as a bat. 160 00:11:48.190 --> 00:11:51.538 All I want is to be promoted at Little Beaver's Pizza. 161 00:11:51.572 --> 00:11:54.990 Man, Little Beaver's Pizza sucks my ass. 162 00:11:55.024 --> 00:11:57.786 San Remo's pizza, that's where it's at. 163 00:12:00.340 --> 00:12:01.134 Right, Will? 164 00:12:07.588 --> 00:12:08.382 Will? 165 00:12:12.801 --> 00:12:14.492 What? 166 00:12:14.526 --> 00:12:15.320 Yeah. 167 00:12:40.967 --> 00:12:42.554 Where are all the scary costumes? 168 00:12:42.589 --> 00:12:43.970 [scoffs] 169 00:12:47.318 --> 00:12:50.355 Do you know what I like to do after a long, hard workday here? 170 00:12:50.390 --> 00:12:51.425 No. 171 00:12:51.460 --> 00:12:53.324 Well, I'll tell you. 172 00:12:53.358 --> 00:12:55.188 I like to go home and relax. 173 00:12:55.222 --> 00:12:56.741 Take a hot bath with my wife. 174 00:13:00.849 --> 00:13:01.642 Do you know why? 175 00:13:01.677 --> 00:13:02.471 Why? 176 00:13:06.199 --> 00:13:07.994 Cause the hot water makes her skin 177 00:13:08.028 --> 00:13:10.134 feel like she's still alive. 178 00:13:10.168 --> 00:13:13.620 [eerie music] 179 00:14:03.877 --> 00:14:06.052 What is this? 180 00:14:06.086 --> 00:14:08.813 Uh. 181 00:14:08.848 --> 00:14:11.540 This shit. 182 00:14:11.574 --> 00:14:15.406 This is the samurai costume display you asked me to set up. 183 00:14:19.582 --> 00:14:23.483 Imagine, if you can, that you're 184 00:14:23.517 --> 00:14:26.244 a proud and powerful samurai. 185 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:29.351 Can you do that for me? 186 00:14:29.385 --> 00:14:30.352 I don't think so. 187 00:14:30.386 --> 00:14:31.180 Try. 188 00:14:33.631 --> 00:14:34.908 OK. 189 00:14:34.943 --> 00:14:36.116 Great. 190 00:14:36.151 --> 00:14:40.258 Now, would a samurai call this a samurai display? 191 00:14:44.090 --> 00:14:46.747 Know the fucking products! 192 00:14:46.782 --> 00:14:48.473 It shows them some respect! 193 00:14:54.894 --> 00:14:57.103 Can I take my break? 194 00:14:57.137 --> 00:14:57.897 Two minutes. 195 00:15:12.842 --> 00:15:14.534 What about you, sugarplum? 196 00:15:14.568 --> 00:15:16.225 You being productive, at least? 197 00:15:16.260 --> 00:15:17.054 Yeah. 198 00:15:17.088 --> 00:15:18.814 My section is in lockdown. 199 00:15:18.848 --> 00:15:19.849 Oof. 200 00:15:19.884 --> 00:15:21.610 You're good. 201 00:15:21.644 --> 00:15:23.784 That's not the only reason you're my favorite. 202 00:15:33.587 --> 00:15:34.381 You're late. 203 00:15:34.416 --> 00:15:37.177 It's like-- 204 00:15:39.490 --> 00:15:41.388 Welcome to Little Beaver Halloween City. 205 00:15:44.012 --> 00:15:44.771 Oh. 206 00:15:44.805 --> 00:15:46.152 Hey, Rosemary. 207 00:15:46.186 --> 00:15:48.740 Thought you left. 208 00:15:48.775 --> 00:15:50.087 ROSEMARY: You're such an asshole. 209 00:15:50.121 --> 00:15:50.915 Yeah. You think? 210 00:15:59.579 --> 00:16:04.066 Hey, we are doing a haunted house for the kids at the rec. 211 00:16:04.101 --> 00:16:05.792 You should come and check it out. 212 00:16:05.826 --> 00:16:09.727 You know, I'm actually buying an old hearse. 213 00:16:09.761 --> 00:16:13.869 And it could be, like, a really cool prop for the thing 214 00:16:13.903 --> 00:16:17.252 that you're doing at the-- 215 00:16:17.286 --> 00:16:19.909 the rec center. 216 00:16:19.944 --> 00:16:21.739 Really? 217 00:16:21.773 --> 00:16:24.811 Yeah, I'm definitely gonna get it. 218 00:16:28.470 --> 00:16:30.437 My car is, like, totally out of commission. 219 00:16:30.472 --> 00:16:31.266 So-- 220 00:16:31.300 --> 00:16:33.647 So you're buying a hearse? 221 00:16:33.682 --> 00:16:34.476 Yeah. 222 00:16:36.512 --> 00:16:40.965 That's-- that's cool. 223 00:16:43.864 --> 00:16:46.902 I'm starting a limousine company. 224 00:16:46.936 --> 00:16:48.352 Cool. 225 00:16:48.386 --> 00:16:51.734 You're the first person I told. 226 00:16:51.769 --> 00:16:54.599 Thank you for sharing. 227 00:16:54.634 --> 00:16:55.738 Yeah. 228 00:16:55.773 --> 00:16:57.499 And it's practical, too, since I need a car. 229 00:17:00.536 --> 00:17:01.365 You need a ride? 230 00:17:06.266 --> 00:17:09.683 I do need a ride. 231 00:17:09.718 --> 00:17:15.517 Maybe next time, you can drive me home in your hearse. 232 00:17:15.551 --> 00:17:17.139 Yeah, with my hearse. 233 00:17:17.174 --> 00:17:18.347 Yeah, I can-- 234 00:17:18.382 --> 00:17:20.073 I can totally do that. 235 00:17:24.802 --> 00:17:28.702 So we've been friends for, like, since my mom 236 00:17:28.737 --> 00:17:29.876 and me moved here. 237 00:17:29.910 --> 00:17:32.154 It's been a really long time. 238 00:17:32.189 --> 00:17:33.811 Yeah. 239 00:17:33.845 --> 00:17:35.399 I think we should go on a date. 240 00:17:38.057 --> 00:17:38.816 Really? 241 00:17:38.850 --> 00:17:39.644 Yeah. 242 00:17:41.750 --> 00:17:42.544 OK. 243 00:17:45.547 --> 00:17:46.962 [gasps] 244 00:17:46.996 --> 00:17:47.790 ROSEMARY: Is it-- 245 00:17:47.825 --> 00:17:49.240 WILLOUGHBY: Yeah, it's Lavash. 246 00:17:49.275 --> 00:17:50.379 ROSEMARY: He scared me. 247 00:17:50.414 --> 00:17:51.380 Yeah. 248 00:17:51.415 --> 00:17:53.072 He looks like a Halloween scarecrow. 249 00:17:56.040 --> 00:17:57.317 ROSEMARY: Hi, Lavash. 250 00:17:57.352 --> 00:17:58.456 Hi, Rosemary. 251 00:17:58.491 --> 00:17:59.595 ROSEMARY: Where's Sid? 252 00:17:59.630 --> 00:18:02.011 He's in the woods, taking a piss. 253 00:18:02.046 --> 00:18:02.840 All right. 254 00:18:08.363 --> 00:18:09.329 I'll see you tomorrow. 255 00:18:14.645 --> 00:18:15.715 MAN 1: You're so naughty. 256 00:18:15.749 --> 00:18:16.923 MAN 2: Naughty but nice. 257 00:18:23.309 --> 00:18:24.206 Sid, he's here. 258 00:18:24.241 --> 00:18:25.000 Let's party! 259 00:18:25.034 --> 00:18:27.520 It's Tuesday. 260 00:18:27.554 --> 00:18:30.523 And you said you would write me the letter of recommendation 261 00:18:30.557 --> 00:18:33.008 for my promotion. 262 00:18:33.042 --> 00:18:34.906 And I brought us some pizza. 263 00:18:34.941 --> 00:18:36.184 It's from Little Beavers. 264 00:18:36.218 --> 00:18:36.977 Yeah. 265 00:18:37.012 --> 00:18:38.358 No shit. 266 00:18:38.393 --> 00:18:40.360 MAN 1: Oh, you. 267 00:18:40.395 --> 00:18:41.465 All right. All right. 268 00:18:41.499 --> 00:18:42.259 What's the plan? 269 00:18:44.916 --> 00:18:47.298 I got something I gotta do. 270 00:18:47.333 --> 00:18:48.161 What the fuck, man? 271 00:18:48.196 --> 00:18:49.024 Yeah. 272 00:18:49.058 --> 00:18:50.336 What the heck? - Dude, yeah. 273 00:18:50.370 --> 00:18:51.130 What the heck? 274 00:18:51.164 --> 00:18:52.441 Dude, just swear. 275 00:18:52.476 --> 00:18:54.409 You sound like an asshole. 276 00:18:54.443 --> 00:18:56.445 Yo, Will. 277 00:18:56.480 --> 00:18:57.791 Can we still hang in the garage? 278 00:19:01.485 --> 00:19:04.212 We can hang in the garage, man. 279 00:19:04.246 --> 00:19:08.112 Sid, will you write a letter of recommendation? 280 00:19:08.147 --> 00:19:10.425 Hell, no. 281 00:19:10.459 --> 00:19:13.945 [eerie music] 282 00:19:42.353 --> 00:19:43.803 Hey. 283 00:19:43.837 --> 00:19:47.220 Is that hearse for sale? 284 00:19:47.255 --> 00:19:49.360 You interested in that ride, are you? 285 00:19:53.157 --> 00:19:55.780 She run? 286 00:19:55.815 --> 00:19:57.679 Oh, she runs all right. 287 00:20:00.406 --> 00:20:03.512 Well, what's the price? 288 00:20:03.547 --> 00:20:04.996 Your soul, boy. 289 00:20:11.831 --> 00:20:14.523 Do you even know what that car is? 290 00:20:14.558 --> 00:20:15.352 Yeah. 291 00:20:15.386 --> 00:20:18.251 It's a-- like an old hearse. 292 00:20:18.286 --> 00:20:22.462 It's a 1966 Indred El Minion. 293 00:20:22.497 --> 00:20:24.015 It's rare. 294 00:20:24.050 --> 00:20:26.190 And that one, she's special. 295 00:20:37.822 --> 00:20:39.099 Limited edition. 296 00:20:41.895 --> 00:20:44.035 Only made six of them. 297 00:20:44.070 --> 00:20:47.625 And she's the last one to roll off the assembly line. 298 00:20:50.490 --> 00:20:55.530 428 banger under the hood, and a Zito carburetor. 299 00:20:55.564 --> 00:20:57.428 Who the hell is this? 300 00:20:57.463 --> 00:21:00.051 This is-- 301 00:21:00.086 --> 00:21:01.708 Will. 302 00:21:01.743 --> 00:21:02.882 This is Will, darling. 303 00:21:06.334 --> 00:21:09.164 He says he wants to buy the hearse. 304 00:21:09.198 --> 00:21:10.061 Oh, well. 305 00:21:12.823 --> 00:21:14.100 He came to us. 306 00:21:14.134 --> 00:21:16.689 Not like we went knocking on his door, telling him 307 00:21:16.723 --> 00:21:18.346 he had to buy the thing. 308 00:21:18.380 --> 00:21:19.485 Isn't that right, Will? 309 00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:20.313 Yeah. 310 00:21:20.348 --> 00:21:23.316 I saw the-- the "For Sale" sign. 311 00:21:23.351 --> 00:21:24.869 He saw the "For Sale" sign. 312 00:21:24.904 --> 00:21:26.940 You paying cash? 313 00:21:26.975 --> 00:21:28.908 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 314 00:21:28.942 --> 00:21:30.047 I don't know. 315 00:21:33.395 --> 00:21:34.948 Phil. 316 00:21:34.983 --> 00:21:35.777 Well, now-- 317 00:21:35.811 --> 00:21:37.434 We talked about this. 318 00:21:37.468 --> 00:21:39.850 You're selling that damn heap. 319 00:21:39.884 --> 00:21:42.335 I'm sick and tired of looking at it. 320 00:21:42.370 --> 00:21:44.544 It's been here forever. 321 00:21:44.579 --> 00:21:45.959 It's drawing rats. 322 00:21:49.791 --> 00:21:51.724 Rats? 323 00:21:51.758 --> 00:21:55.555 Here shows this nice boy, practically begging. 324 00:21:55.590 --> 00:21:56.487 Darling. 325 00:21:56.522 --> 00:21:57.971 Don't darling me. 326 00:21:58.006 --> 00:21:59.145 You're selling. 327 00:21:59.179 --> 00:22:00.698 This car? 328 00:22:00.733 --> 00:22:02.562 So how much? 329 00:22:02.597 --> 00:22:03.805 How much what? 330 00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:05.531 Cash? 331 00:22:05.565 --> 00:22:06.497 Yeah. 332 00:22:06.532 --> 00:22:08.361 How much you got on you right now? 333 00:22:11.468 --> 00:22:13.608 I got, like, $16. 334 00:22:13.642 --> 00:22:14.436 Marge! 335 00:22:14.471 --> 00:22:15.230 All right. 336 00:22:15.264 --> 00:22:16.093 All right then. 337 00:22:16.127 --> 00:22:17.163 Tell you what. 338 00:22:17.197 --> 00:22:20.235 You come back here tomorrow with $400. 339 00:22:20.269 --> 00:22:21.063 Marge. 340 00:22:21.098 --> 00:22:22.513 Shush! 341 00:22:22.548 --> 00:22:25.309 $400? 342 00:22:25.344 --> 00:22:28.036 Ah. 343 00:22:28.070 --> 00:22:29.934 I can do that. 344 00:22:29.969 --> 00:22:31.384 Well, here's the thing. 345 00:22:31.419 --> 00:22:35.215 If you really want something, you just gotta grab it, right? 346 00:22:35.250 --> 00:22:40.531 If you really want this hearse, then she and everything 347 00:22:40.566 --> 00:22:43.085 that comes with her is yours. 348 00:22:46.503 --> 00:22:47.296 All right. 349 00:22:47.331 --> 00:22:49.091 OK. 350 00:22:49.126 --> 00:22:50.334 I'll-- I'll see you tomorrow. 351 00:23:00.620 --> 00:23:01.690 Well-- 352 00:23:01.725 --> 00:23:02.898 Well-- 353 00:23:02.933 --> 00:23:04.417 It's happening. 354 00:23:04.452 --> 00:23:05.901 It is. 355 00:23:05.936 --> 00:23:08.421 And I must say, dear, I'm impressed. 356 00:23:08.456 --> 00:23:09.353 MARGE: Are you now? 357 00:23:09.388 --> 00:23:10.941 I am, very much so. 358 00:23:10.975 --> 00:23:12.736 You were very convincing. 359 00:23:12.770 --> 00:23:14.185 You're very thoughtful. 360 00:23:14.220 --> 00:23:15.601 I am. 361 00:23:15.635 --> 00:23:17.119 Thank you, sweetheart. 362 00:23:17.154 --> 00:23:20.157 I especially like the part about, if you want something, 363 00:23:20.191 --> 00:23:21.952 you have to grab it. 364 00:23:21.986 --> 00:23:25.404 [laughter] 365 00:23:33.308 --> 00:23:36.484 There is no way I'm lending you money. 366 00:23:36.518 --> 00:23:39.728 It took you, like, a year to pay me back last time. 367 00:23:39.763 --> 00:23:41.005 It's an investment. 368 00:23:43.629 --> 00:23:47.564 You said yourself, you're a businessman. 369 00:23:47.598 --> 00:23:48.496 You did say that. 370 00:23:48.530 --> 00:23:49.324 Shut up. 371 00:23:54.778 --> 00:23:58.989 Tell me again about this business plan of yours. 372 00:23:59.023 --> 00:24:00.818 Shit. 373 00:24:00.853 --> 00:24:03.649 I'm gonna convert the hearse into a limo. 374 00:24:03.683 --> 00:24:05.685 It's a limousine service. 375 00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:08.447 Fuck me. 376 00:24:08.481 --> 00:24:14.349 Dude, we'll deliver a luxury experience for the good people 377 00:24:14.383 --> 00:24:16.800 of this town. 378 00:24:16.834 --> 00:24:18.111 This town is lame. 379 00:24:18.146 --> 00:24:18.940 Exactly! 380 00:24:22.253 --> 00:24:24.186 It might have franchise potential. 381 00:24:24.221 --> 00:24:26.534 If Little Beaver's Pizza ever franchises, I'm in. 382 00:24:33.092 --> 00:24:35.508 How much do you need? 383 00:24:35.543 --> 00:24:37.510 $389. 384 00:24:37.545 --> 00:24:38.891 Fuck you! 385 00:24:38.925 --> 00:24:40.064 You're leaving, like, $5. 386 00:24:40.099 --> 00:24:40.893 What? 387 00:24:40.927 --> 00:24:42.515 I can make payments. 388 00:24:42.550 --> 00:24:44.862 Pay it off in three to six months, tops. 389 00:24:44.897 --> 00:24:46.485 Will can make payments with interest. 390 00:24:49.695 --> 00:24:51.835 Interest. 391 00:24:51.869 --> 00:24:54.251 Like a vig? 392 00:24:54.285 --> 00:24:55.045 Exactly. 393 00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:55.873 Like a vig. 394 00:25:06.712 --> 00:25:09.853 I do like that. 395 00:25:09.887 --> 00:25:11.026 Put the money to work. 396 00:25:16.653 --> 00:25:18.068 OK. 397 00:25:18.102 --> 00:25:19.414 OK, I'm in. 398 00:25:19.448 --> 00:25:20.864 Nice! 399 00:25:20.898 --> 00:25:22.348 $360. 400 00:25:22.382 --> 00:25:23.901 $380. 401 00:25:23.936 --> 00:25:27.146 And $400. 402 00:25:27.180 --> 00:25:28.078 It's gonna be hard. 403 00:25:32.220 --> 00:25:33.808 Sorry. 404 00:25:33.842 --> 00:25:35.085 Yep. 405 00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:35.982 MARGE: Get over it! 406 00:25:47.097 --> 00:25:48.616 The title. 407 00:25:48.650 --> 00:25:50.859 Thank you. 408 00:25:50.894 --> 00:25:53.482 Jenkins, like the funeral home? 409 00:25:53.517 --> 00:25:55.277 Yep. 410 00:25:55.312 --> 00:25:56.071 Oh, yeah. 411 00:25:56.106 --> 00:25:57.245 Yeah. 412 00:25:57.279 --> 00:25:59.765 My grandfather used to work there, actually. 413 00:25:59.799 --> 00:26:00.766 Yeah. 414 00:26:00.800 --> 00:26:04.942 I mean, you don't say. 415 00:26:04.977 --> 00:26:07.393 I guess the hearse has been in town a while then, huh? 416 00:26:07.427 --> 00:26:08.601 Yeah. 417 00:26:08.636 --> 00:26:11.604 According to that title, it's only been one owner. 418 00:26:11.639 --> 00:26:14.849 It's been sitting here ever since. 419 00:26:14.883 --> 00:26:15.781 OK. 420 00:26:15.815 --> 00:26:16.920 See that? 421 00:26:16.954 --> 00:26:18.646 You're getting a lightly used, two-owner vehicle 422 00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:21.614 fresh off the lot. 423 00:26:21.649 --> 00:26:22.442 OK. 424 00:26:35.697 --> 00:26:36.802 The keys. 425 00:26:36.836 --> 00:26:40.288 [eerie music] 426 00:27:08.109 --> 00:27:09.144 That's all she needed. 427 00:27:13.632 --> 00:27:14.425 Yep. 428 00:27:14.460 --> 00:27:16.807 It's been a long time. 429 00:27:16.842 --> 00:27:18.050 Yep. 430 00:27:18.084 --> 00:27:20.673 She's hungry. 431 00:27:20.708 --> 00:27:22.364 Yep. 432 00:27:22.399 --> 00:27:24.366 You know, he does worry me a bit, though. 433 00:27:24.401 --> 00:27:25.160 What? 434 00:27:25.195 --> 00:27:25.989 Why? 435 00:27:26.023 --> 00:27:28.163 I mean, is he good? 436 00:27:28.198 --> 00:27:32.789 Not like in a righteous sense, but maybe just not bad. 437 00:27:32.823 --> 00:27:35.101 Oh, you're just being a nervous Nellie. 438 00:27:35.136 --> 00:27:37.552 Everyone's bad when it comes right down to it. 439 00:27:37.586 --> 00:27:39.002 You know that, honey. 440 00:27:39.036 --> 00:27:41.004 Yeah, you're right. 441 00:27:41.038 --> 00:27:42.591 Of course I am. 442 00:27:42.626 --> 00:27:46.147 She'll have him doing her bidding in no time. 443 00:27:46.181 --> 00:27:48.080 Yes, she will. 444 00:27:51.428 --> 00:27:55.190 [SINGING] Because she always shows me 445 00:27:55.225 --> 00:28:00.471 In so many different ways 446 00:28:05.960 --> 00:28:09.446 [radio static] 447 00:28:29.949 --> 00:28:32.089 RADIO HOST: 52 degrees this evening. 448 00:28:34.954 --> 00:28:37.923 [rock music] 449 00:28:37.957 --> 00:28:39.890 [door slams] 450 00:29:02.188 --> 00:29:05.674 [radio static] 451 00:29:20.517 --> 00:29:21.690 WILLOUGHBY: Hello, Nana. - Oh. 452 00:29:21.725 --> 00:29:22.484 Hello, dear. 453 00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:23.865 Don't you get pooped? 454 00:29:23.900 --> 00:29:25.487 Yeah, I've been cleaning my new car. 455 00:29:25.522 --> 00:29:28.111 GRANDMOTHER: Sounds like fun. 456 00:29:28.145 --> 00:29:29.008 New car? 457 00:29:29.043 --> 00:29:29.837 Yeah. 458 00:29:29.871 --> 00:29:32.701 Well, it's new to me. 459 00:29:32.736 --> 00:29:33.461 Oh, dear. 460 00:29:33.495 --> 00:29:36.084 You're a hoot. 461 00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:37.983 Thanks, Nana. 462 00:29:38.017 --> 00:29:38.811 So? 463 00:29:41.434 --> 00:29:42.815 - So what? - Your car. 464 00:29:42.850 --> 00:29:43.643 Oh. 465 00:29:43.678 --> 00:29:46.129 Well, it's actually a classic. 466 00:29:46.163 --> 00:29:48.062 It's an old hearse. 467 00:29:48.096 --> 00:29:49.235 Good for you, dear. 468 00:29:54.102 --> 00:29:55.621 I'm gonna turn it into a limousine. 469 00:29:55.655 --> 00:29:57.692 It's gonna be like a limousine service. 470 00:29:57.726 --> 00:29:58.693 It's a business. 471 00:29:58.727 --> 00:29:59.487 Ooh. 472 00:29:59.521 --> 00:30:01.006 That sounds like fun, dear. 473 00:30:01.040 --> 00:30:01.800 Mm-hmm. 474 00:30:01.834 --> 00:30:02.697 Exciting. 475 00:30:02.731 --> 00:30:03.525 Yeah. 476 00:30:06.597 --> 00:30:08.841 Hey, Nana. 477 00:30:08.876 --> 00:30:11.948 Grandpa worked at a Jenkins Funeral Home, right? 478 00:30:11.982 --> 00:30:12.741 He sure did. 479 00:30:12.776 --> 00:30:14.088 Me, too. 480 00:30:14.122 --> 00:30:15.192 You worked? 481 00:30:15.227 --> 00:30:18.126 Where do you think I met your grandpap? 482 00:30:18.161 --> 00:30:19.645 I didn't know that. 483 00:30:19.679 --> 00:30:21.716 Of all the brothers, he was by far the sexiest. 484 00:30:27.549 --> 00:30:30.069 Grandpap just had one brother, Uncle Dickey. 485 00:30:30.104 --> 00:30:33.314 Of course, dear. 486 00:30:33.348 --> 00:30:35.626 Well, anyway, they owned it. 487 00:30:35.661 --> 00:30:36.765 Owned what, dear? 488 00:30:36.800 --> 00:30:37.628 The hearse, Nana. 489 00:30:37.663 --> 00:30:39.216 Jenkins Funeral Home. 490 00:30:39.251 --> 00:30:40.942 Oh, that makes sense. 491 00:30:46.258 --> 00:30:47.466 Hey, Nana. 492 00:30:47.500 --> 00:30:49.468 I'm going on a date tonight. 493 00:30:49.502 --> 00:30:52.091 I think we're gonna come back over here afterwards. 494 00:30:52.126 --> 00:30:53.713 Oh, that would be splendid, dear. 495 00:30:53.748 --> 00:30:55.957 It's a date night for us, too. 496 00:30:55.992 --> 00:30:58.201 Greg said he's gonna light up my world tonight, 497 00:30:58.235 --> 00:30:59.167 and I believe him. 498 00:31:07.106 --> 00:31:09.246 OK. 499 00:31:09.281 --> 00:31:10.765 I think that's mixed. - OK. 500 00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:11.904 I'll see you later, Nana. 501 00:31:11.939 --> 00:31:12.698 OK. 502 00:31:12.732 --> 00:31:15.977 [upbeat music] 503 00:32:05.544 --> 00:32:06.717 Too much. 504 00:32:06.752 --> 00:32:09.720 [energetic music] 505 00:32:10.514 --> 00:32:11.481 [SINGING] Hey! 506 00:32:15.864 --> 00:32:16.658 Hey! 507 00:32:20.697 --> 00:32:21.491 Hey! 508 00:32:25.322 --> 00:32:26.116 Hey! 509 00:32:37.058 --> 00:32:41.269 HEARSE: We are going to have so much fun. 510 00:32:48.863 --> 00:32:51.486 What's wrong? 511 00:32:51.521 --> 00:32:52.315 Oh, it's nothing. 512 00:33:05.569 --> 00:33:07.778 This thing's different. 513 00:33:07.813 --> 00:33:09.746 What's with the windshield? 514 00:33:09.780 --> 00:33:10.747 I think it's legal. 515 00:33:14.406 --> 00:33:17.029 So? 516 00:33:17.064 --> 00:33:20.032 My father. 517 00:33:20.067 --> 00:33:21.344 Stepfather. 518 00:33:21.378 --> 00:33:22.414 He's a drunk. 519 00:33:27.453 --> 00:33:29.938 I mean, small town. 520 00:33:29.973 --> 00:33:33.252 And I know he drinks a little. 521 00:33:33.287 --> 00:33:36.152 Yeah, a little. 522 00:33:36.186 --> 00:33:38.154 He's always been nasty, but-- 523 00:33:43.159 --> 00:33:43.952 What? 524 00:33:46.576 --> 00:33:48.129 It's embarrassing. 525 00:33:48.164 --> 00:33:50.511 Come on. 526 00:33:50.545 --> 00:33:52.444 He hit my mother. 527 00:33:52.478 --> 00:33:54.239 Is she OK? 528 00:33:54.273 --> 00:33:55.067 Yeah. 529 00:33:55.102 --> 00:33:55.861 Yeah. 530 00:33:55.895 --> 00:33:57.483 She's fine, I guess. 531 00:34:00.900 --> 00:34:01.763 It's fine. 532 00:34:01.798 --> 00:34:03.075 I'm fine. 533 00:34:03.110 --> 00:34:08.391 Let's just-- I'm excited to meet your grandmother. 534 00:34:11.808 --> 00:34:12.843 Careful, baby. 535 00:34:12.878 --> 00:34:14.604 Those cookies are hot, just like you. 536 00:34:19.643 --> 00:34:22.681 Ooh, they're here. 537 00:34:22.715 --> 00:34:25.097 Wow. 538 00:34:25.132 --> 00:34:27.824 Your grandmother really likes Halloween. 539 00:34:30.620 --> 00:34:31.414 Shit. 540 00:34:34.796 --> 00:34:35.866 Oh, the lights. 541 00:34:35.901 --> 00:34:37.075 [claps] 542 00:34:37.868 --> 00:34:38.628 Oh. 543 00:34:38.662 --> 00:34:39.456 Hello, dear. 544 00:34:43.150 --> 00:34:45.324 Oh, I'm Greg, Nana's lover. 545 00:34:45.359 --> 00:34:47.464 I'm not his grandfather yet. 546 00:34:50.847 --> 00:34:53.781 Would you kids like some cookies? 547 00:34:53.815 --> 00:34:54.885 No, thanks, Nana. 548 00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:55.748 This is Rosemary. 549 00:34:55.783 --> 00:34:56.542 Hello. 550 00:34:56.577 --> 00:34:57.716 Oh. 551 00:34:57.750 --> 00:34:59.683 She's just as pretty as a ladybug, isn't she? 552 00:34:59.718 --> 00:35:02.617 I'd say. 553 00:35:02.652 --> 00:35:05.482 Oh, but in an inexperienced way. 554 00:35:05.517 --> 00:35:07.174 Nothing like my seasoned pro. 555 00:35:12.006 --> 00:35:12.800 Yeah. 556 00:35:16.528 --> 00:35:17.770 Yeah, we're going upstairs. 557 00:35:17.805 --> 00:35:20.601 It was nice meeting you. 558 00:35:20.635 --> 00:35:23.328 We love you. 559 00:35:23.362 --> 00:35:24.225 Was he-- 560 00:35:24.260 --> 00:35:25.537 I don't wanna talk about it. 561 00:35:25.571 --> 00:35:26.365 OK. 562 00:35:30.749 --> 00:35:32.682 GRANDMOTHER: No, stop! 563 00:35:32.716 --> 00:35:35.961 [indistinct speech, laughter] 564 00:35:46.178 --> 00:35:49.664 [engine rumbling] 565 00:35:55.636 --> 00:35:56.913 Last night was-- 566 00:35:56.947 --> 00:35:58.156 Awesome. 567 00:35:59.502 --> 00:36:01.711 [faint arguing] 568 00:36:02.608 --> 00:36:03.851 MAN: I don't give a shit! 569 00:36:13.274 --> 00:36:16.070 Early start today. 570 00:36:16.104 --> 00:36:16.898 I'm sorry. 571 00:36:26.598 --> 00:36:30.084 [rock music] 572 00:36:54.246 --> 00:36:57.249 [radio static] 573 00:37:13.300 --> 00:37:16.441 HEARSE: I appreciate it. 574 00:37:16.475 --> 00:37:17.580 Thank you, Will. 575 00:37:21.308 --> 00:37:23.379 I've been waiting there for years. 576 00:37:26.451 --> 00:37:31.973 Waiting for you, Will. 577 00:37:40.844 --> 00:37:43.261 Will, stop! 578 00:37:46.885 --> 00:37:49.128 I know what you want, Will. 579 00:37:49.163 --> 00:37:49.957 What? 580 00:37:53.201 --> 00:37:56.895 HEARSE: People can be so cruel. 581 00:37:56.929 --> 00:37:57.723 Yeah. 582 00:38:00.174 --> 00:38:04.040 HEARSE: Feeling like you're being taken advantage of 583 00:38:04.074 --> 00:38:08.147 and never being taken seriously? 584 00:38:08.182 --> 00:38:11.806 It's a heavy burden for anyone to bear. 585 00:38:11.841 --> 00:38:12.635 Yeah. 586 00:38:15.120 --> 00:38:17.640 HEARSE: It's just not right. 587 00:38:17.674 --> 00:38:18.917 Is it, Will? 588 00:38:18.951 --> 00:38:19.745 WILLOUGHBY: No. 589 00:38:23.024 --> 00:38:27.443 HEARSE: As long as we're together, 590 00:38:27.477 --> 00:38:29.928 you'll never feel like that again. 591 00:38:41.836 --> 00:38:43.769 Your soul, boy. 592 00:38:43.804 --> 00:38:49.706 She and everything that comes with her is yours. 593 00:38:49.741 --> 00:38:53.192 [eerie music] 594 00:39:12.384 --> 00:39:13.834 Dude, where have you been? 595 00:39:13.868 --> 00:39:15.732 What? 596 00:39:15.767 --> 00:39:18.356 I dropped Rosemary off this morning, and then I fell asleep. 597 00:39:18.390 --> 00:39:20.427 I'm fucking beat. 598 00:39:20.461 --> 00:39:23.844 You dropped Rosemary off this morning? 599 00:39:23.878 --> 00:39:25.604 Whatever. 600 00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:26.605 I saw them kiss. 601 00:39:26.640 --> 00:39:27.434 Dude? 602 00:39:36.166 --> 00:39:38.168 You know you missed the sales meeting. 603 00:39:38.203 --> 00:39:38.962 Fuck that place. 604 00:39:38.997 --> 00:39:40.792 I fucking quit. 605 00:39:40.826 --> 00:39:43.070 Not prudent. 606 00:39:43.104 --> 00:39:45.935 Who talks like that? 607 00:39:45.969 --> 00:39:48.558 I'm just saying, the limousine business hasn't 608 00:39:48.593 --> 00:39:50.180 even gotten off the ground yet. 609 00:39:50.215 --> 00:39:54.944 Speaking of which, how is my investment doing? 610 00:40:01.468 --> 00:40:02.261 Don't! 611 00:40:05.126 --> 00:40:05.920 What? 612 00:40:14.032 --> 00:40:15.102 The fuck was that? 613 00:40:18.830 --> 00:40:22.212 [lightning strikes] 614 00:40:29.565 --> 00:40:31.705 SYSTEM: Walk in front door. 615 00:40:31.739 --> 00:40:32.499 Hey, guys. 616 00:40:32.533 --> 00:40:33.327 Hey. 617 00:40:35.674 --> 00:40:36.882 Again. 618 00:40:36.917 --> 00:40:38.159 WILLOUGHBY: Really? 619 00:40:38.194 --> 00:40:39.402 Excuse me. 620 00:40:39.437 --> 00:40:41.197 Not today, Hannibal. 621 00:40:41.231 --> 00:40:43.199 What did you just say to me? 622 00:40:43.233 --> 00:40:46.720 Do I look stupid to you? 623 00:40:46.754 --> 00:40:47.893 You were saying? 624 00:40:47.928 --> 00:40:49.792 He said he's getting to work, Mr. Hannibal. 625 00:40:49.826 --> 00:40:51.172 Right now. 626 00:40:51.207 --> 00:40:52.588 Right? 627 00:40:52.622 --> 00:40:56.143 Yeah, getting to work. 628 00:40:56.177 --> 00:40:56.937 That's right. 629 00:40:56.971 --> 00:40:58.490 Get ready for your shift. 630 00:40:58.525 --> 00:41:00.630 WILLOUGHBY: Keep that hair in a ponytail. 631 00:41:00.665 --> 00:41:02.460 And make sure that name badge is on! 632 00:41:05.670 --> 00:41:06.602 ROSEMARY: Yeah. 633 00:41:06.636 --> 00:41:08.224 But I was sure he's gonna fire you. 634 00:41:08.258 --> 00:41:10.468 I'll give him a friggin' name badge. 635 00:41:10.502 --> 00:41:12.953 But the way you stood up for yourself-- 636 00:41:12.987 --> 00:41:14.989 Total scumbag. 637 00:41:15.024 --> 00:41:15.956 I liked it. 638 00:41:22.756 --> 00:41:26.104 [woman shouting] 639 00:41:28.727 --> 00:41:29.935 Shit. 640 00:41:29.970 --> 00:41:31.696 Better not even think about raising his hands again. 641 00:41:35.596 --> 00:41:37.633 We're just fine before he showed up. 642 00:41:37.667 --> 00:41:40.912 [eerie music] 643 00:41:46.538 --> 00:41:47.919 HEARSE: He's hurting her. 644 00:41:50.956 --> 00:41:52.648 I know. 645 00:41:52.682 --> 00:41:55.202 HEARSE: When you care about someone, 646 00:41:55.236 --> 00:41:57.066 you need to protect them. 647 00:41:57.100 --> 00:41:58.550 Right, Will? 648 00:41:58.585 --> 00:41:59.378 For sure. 649 00:42:03.831 --> 00:42:09.009 HEARSE: You know what you need to do, don't you? 650 00:42:09.043 --> 00:42:09.837 I do. 651 00:42:16.706 --> 00:42:20.089 [rock music] 652 00:42:27.406 --> 00:42:28.373 HEARSE: Will? 653 00:42:28.407 --> 00:42:29.201 Will? 654 00:42:36.657 --> 00:42:38.141 We talked about this. 655 00:42:43.457 --> 00:42:44.251 Will? 656 00:42:48.600 --> 00:42:49.601 It will be fun. 657 00:42:53.985 --> 00:42:54.951 Now go! 658 00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:12.313 Good boy. 659 00:43:15.662 --> 00:43:19.113 [suspenseful music] 660 00:44:13.927 --> 00:44:15.411 Please do it. 661 00:44:36.259 --> 00:44:37.053 Do it. 662 00:45:15.333 --> 00:45:17.335 [door slams] 663 00:45:54.613 --> 00:45:58.065 [humming] 664 00:46:24.229 --> 00:46:28.164 [SINGING] How I know she loves me 665 00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:31.409 Because she always shows me 666 00:46:31.443 --> 00:46:36.310 In so many different ways 667 00:47:33.091 --> 00:47:35.576 [giggles] 668 00:47:44.137 --> 00:47:46.622 What the hell are you even doing here, you idiot? 669 00:47:46.656 --> 00:47:48.313 Who are you talking to? 670 00:47:52.628 --> 00:47:53.456 Nobody. 671 00:47:53.491 --> 00:47:56.977 Sorry, I didn't see you there. 672 00:47:57.012 --> 00:47:59.497 Well, I didn't see you either. 673 00:48:03.742 --> 00:48:05.330 Beautiful night, I'd say. 674 00:48:07.988 --> 00:48:09.748 I guess. 675 00:48:09.783 --> 00:48:12.337 Funny where we find ourselves sometimes. 676 00:48:14.995 --> 00:48:16.169 What? 677 00:48:16.203 --> 00:48:17.411 Just saying. 678 00:48:17.446 --> 00:48:19.689 That's how it is when you're searching for something. 679 00:48:22.692 --> 00:48:25.730 Yeah, I think it's a beautiful night. 680 00:48:25.764 --> 00:48:28.975 Tell me what you see. 681 00:48:29.009 --> 00:48:29.872 What? 682 00:48:29.907 --> 00:48:31.287 I'm fucking blind, boy. 683 00:48:31.322 --> 00:48:32.530 Tell me what you see. 684 00:48:32.564 --> 00:48:35.774 Describe everything to me. 685 00:48:35.809 --> 00:48:36.603 OK. 686 00:48:39.571 --> 00:48:44.404 The sky is dark. 687 00:48:44.438 --> 00:48:45.232 Go on. 688 00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:55.035 There's a cloud, I guess. 689 00:48:55.070 --> 00:48:58.866 I hear a waterfall up ahead in the distance. 690 00:48:58.901 --> 00:49:00.006 How is that? 691 00:49:00.040 --> 00:49:07.945 I try to remember, but it sounds so gigantic. 692 00:49:07.979 --> 00:49:10.706 Is it gigantic? 693 00:49:13.881 --> 00:49:19.439 Yeah, it's pretty big. 694 00:49:19.473 --> 00:49:21.234 And the moon, boy? 695 00:49:21.268 --> 00:49:22.338 Is the moon out tonight? 696 00:49:25.307 --> 00:49:26.170 WILLOUGHBY: Yeah. 697 00:49:26.204 --> 00:49:26.964 PAT: Well? 698 00:49:29.069 --> 00:49:34.247 It's yellowish. 699 00:49:34.281 --> 00:49:36.214 You can do better than that. 700 00:49:36.249 --> 00:49:37.043 OK. 701 00:49:40.598 --> 00:49:53.852 There's, like, craters, and it's glowing. 702 00:49:53.887 --> 00:49:57.408 I would do just about anything to see again. 703 00:50:00.721 --> 00:50:02.758 I don't know. 704 00:50:02.792 --> 00:50:04.070 What's that, boy? 705 00:50:04.104 --> 00:50:05.554 Speak up. 706 00:50:05.588 --> 00:50:08.729 Something's just-- just not right. 707 00:50:11.870 --> 00:50:15.564 Boy, don't let her take you. 708 00:50:15.598 --> 00:50:16.358 What? 709 00:50:16.392 --> 00:50:18.084 The curse. 710 00:50:18.118 --> 00:50:23.227 You won't even know it's happening till it's all over. 711 00:50:23.261 --> 00:50:26.747 No, I don't know what you're talking about. 712 00:50:26.782 --> 00:50:35.894 Boy, she'll give you what you want the most, but for a price. 713 00:50:35.929 --> 00:50:38.345 WILLOUGHBY: All right. 714 00:50:38.380 --> 00:50:42.522 Boy, you know where to find me. 715 00:50:55.431 --> 00:50:57.399 He's excited. 716 00:50:57.433 --> 00:50:59.056 He's been wearing his costume all week. 717 00:51:03.232 --> 00:51:06.270 You had him on Halloween last year. 718 00:51:06.304 --> 00:51:07.961 I'm taking him trick or treating. 719 00:51:22.355 --> 00:51:23.494 You listen to me. 720 00:51:26.600 --> 00:51:29.707 I will come down there, and I will arrest that-- 721 00:51:29.741 --> 00:51:32.986 that new piece of shit you've been hanging around with. 722 00:51:33.020 --> 00:51:35.782 I'm taking him trick or treating this year. 723 00:51:35.816 --> 00:51:37.024 Goodbye! 724 00:51:37.059 --> 00:51:37.853 Goodbye! 725 00:51:50.728 --> 00:51:52.385 Good news, pal. 726 00:51:52.419 --> 00:51:56.527 She said you can come trick or treating with me this year. 727 00:51:56.561 --> 00:51:59.564 Is that really what she said? 728 00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:02.602 You bet. 729 00:52:02.636 --> 00:52:05.329 Now I gotta go into this house and check on this young lady. 730 00:52:05.363 --> 00:52:06.123 I'll be right back. 731 00:52:11.024 --> 00:52:12.336 Oh. 732 00:52:12.370 --> 00:52:15.925 And don't spray the pepper spray in the car again, please. 733 00:52:22.346 --> 00:52:23.209 Thanks, Rosie. 734 00:52:27.558 --> 00:52:28.593 OK. 735 00:52:28.628 --> 00:52:31.286 So how long has he been gone this time? 736 00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:33.253 Since basically late last night. 737 00:52:33.288 --> 00:52:34.081 This morning. 738 00:52:36.843 --> 00:52:38.362 Well, come on. 739 00:52:38.396 --> 00:52:39.432 That's nothing. 740 00:52:39.466 --> 00:52:42.780 No way he leaves this. 741 00:52:42.814 --> 00:52:44.989 And he didn't take his wallet. 742 00:52:45.023 --> 00:52:48.579 And why is his car still here? 743 00:52:48.613 --> 00:52:51.513 [phone vibrating] 744 00:52:53.963 --> 00:52:56.207 Oh, it's Will. 745 00:52:56.242 --> 00:52:58.347 Sure. 746 00:52:58.382 --> 00:53:00.625 Morning. 747 00:53:00.660 --> 00:53:02.109 At home. 748 00:53:02.144 --> 00:53:05.423 Sheriff Ozer is here. 749 00:53:05.458 --> 00:53:06.424 Did he hit her again? 750 00:53:09.531 --> 00:53:10.670 No, no, no. 751 00:53:10.704 --> 00:53:12.879 It's just-- I don't know. 752 00:53:12.913 --> 00:53:14.294 It's like he's just vanished. 753 00:53:14.329 --> 00:53:17.642 [eerie music] 754 00:53:27.342 --> 00:53:28.135 Will? 755 00:53:31.346 --> 00:53:32.139 No. 756 00:53:32.174 --> 00:53:35.142 I'm-- I'm sure he's-- he's fine. 757 00:53:35.177 --> 00:53:36.213 Yeah, probably. 758 00:53:39.457 --> 00:53:41.942 OK, I gotta go. 759 00:53:41.977 --> 00:53:42.771 OK. 760 00:53:46.602 --> 00:53:48.259 Fuck this. 761 00:53:48.294 --> 00:53:49.053 I'm exhausted. 762 00:53:49.087 --> 00:53:50.951 I'm going back to bed. 763 00:53:50.986 --> 00:53:52.953 [door knock] 764 00:53:57.372 --> 00:53:58.407 Hi, Will. 765 00:53:58.442 --> 00:54:00.306 Please write me my letter of recommendation 766 00:54:00.340 --> 00:54:01.410 for Little Beaver's Pizza. 767 00:54:01.445 --> 00:54:04.344 Lavash, I'm freaking exhausted. 768 00:54:04.379 --> 00:54:08.728 I need to get some sleep before I go to work. 769 00:54:08.762 --> 00:54:10.730 [door knock] 770 00:54:12.732 --> 00:54:17.081 Look what Papa has for us tonight. 771 00:54:17.115 --> 00:54:18.600 [thud] 772 00:54:35.030 --> 00:54:38.482 [eerie music] 773 00:54:50.942 --> 00:54:52.150 Crazy. 774 00:54:52.185 --> 00:54:54.325 That's crazy. 775 00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:55.913 I know what I saw. 776 00:54:55.947 --> 00:54:58.156 Dude, you're tripping. 777 00:54:58.191 --> 00:54:58.985 Oh, no. 778 00:55:01.919 --> 00:55:03.679 Yo, what? 779 00:55:03.714 --> 00:55:06.199 Come on, keep up. 780 00:55:06.233 --> 00:55:08.374 Lavash. 781 00:55:08.408 --> 00:55:10.824 [body thuds] 782 00:55:13.758 --> 00:55:15.760 Lavash! 783 00:55:15.795 --> 00:55:20.765 Get all the best costumes at Little Beaver Halloween City. 784 00:55:25.632 --> 00:55:26.426 Mr. Hannibal! 785 00:55:29.222 --> 00:55:31.431 Mr. Hannibal! 786 00:55:31.466 --> 00:55:34.952 I finished the talking display. 787 00:55:34.986 --> 00:55:36.643 Can you check it so I can leave? 788 00:55:40.923 --> 00:55:41.752 Mr. Hannibal! 789 00:55:46.929 --> 00:55:52.176 Everything is on sale at Little Beaver Halloween City. 790 00:55:52.210 --> 00:55:55.697 [suspenseful music] 791 00:56:26.175 --> 00:56:28.281 Mr. Hannibal? 792 00:56:28.315 --> 00:56:32.906 Little Beaver Halloween City is the scariest place to be. 793 00:56:32.941 --> 00:56:36.393 [suspenseful music] 794 00:57:03.281 --> 00:57:07.493 Scary good deals every day at Little Beaver Halloween City. 795 00:57:07.527 --> 00:57:10.910 [suspenseful music] 796 00:57:20.713 --> 00:57:26.270 Buy one costume, get 125% off. 797 00:57:26.304 --> 00:57:28.203 This isn't funny. 798 00:57:28.237 --> 00:57:30.032 Ha ha ha ha ha. 799 00:57:30.067 --> 00:57:32.103 We laugh at the competition. 800 00:58:02.893 --> 00:58:05.205 Who is that? 801 00:58:05.240 --> 00:58:08.485 MR. HANNIBAL: Wouldn't you like to know? 802 00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:09.416 This is-- 803 00:58:09.451 --> 00:58:10.590 MR. HANNIBAL: What? 804 00:58:10.625 --> 00:58:11.418 So? 805 00:58:25.156 --> 00:58:26.882 You don't keep any cash in the store! 806 00:58:30.196 --> 00:58:30.955 I'm co-- 807 00:58:30.990 --> 00:58:31.784 Ah! 808 00:58:35.512 --> 00:58:37.341 Ha ha ha. 809 00:58:40.378 --> 00:58:43.796 Don't be afraid to spend all your money at Little 810 00:58:43.830 --> 00:58:45.107 Beaver Halloween City. 811 00:58:47.834 --> 00:58:49.905 Oh. 812 00:58:49.940 --> 00:58:51.666 That wasn't funny. 813 00:58:51.700 --> 00:58:53.737 Things are pretty cool. 814 00:58:53.771 --> 00:58:56.878 Probably gonna sell a lot of these. 815 00:58:56.912 --> 00:58:58.017 What were you saying? 816 00:59:01.779 --> 00:59:04.679 That wasn't funny. 817 00:59:04.713 --> 00:59:06.612 I beg to differ. 818 00:59:06.646 --> 00:59:09.476 It was pretty funny. 819 00:59:09.511 --> 00:59:12.134 I need to leave. 820 00:59:12.169 --> 00:59:13.757 Sure. 821 00:59:13.791 --> 00:59:14.827 Where's your boyfriend? 822 00:59:20.246 --> 00:59:23.905 Where's your boyfriend? 823 00:59:23.939 --> 00:59:25.631 He's about a minute late already. 824 00:59:25.665 --> 00:59:26.839 He'll be here. 825 00:59:26.873 --> 00:59:29.358 Oh, and one more thing. 826 00:59:29.393 --> 00:59:31.222 What? 827 00:59:31.257 --> 00:59:33.673 Your request for taking Halloween day off. 828 00:59:37.643 --> 00:59:38.436 Declined! 829 00:59:41.508 --> 00:59:43.718 But I told you when I first got this job. 830 00:59:50.517 --> 00:59:52.727 This is Little Beaver Halloween City. 831 00:59:52.761 --> 00:59:56.420 It's our busiest day of the year. 832 00:59:56.454 --> 00:59:57.801 Kind of stupid. 833 00:59:57.835 --> 01:00:00.562 But I work at the rec center for the kids on Halloween day. 834 01:00:03.703 --> 01:00:04.946 I told you months ago. 835 01:00:07.569 --> 01:00:10.054 That's-- 836 01:00:14.093 --> 01:00:18.649 Hey, where do you think you're going? 837 01:00:18.684 --> 01:00:20.271 Don't you walk away from me. 838 01:00:20.306 --> 01:00:22.066 What's up? 839 01:00:22.101 --> 01:00:23.516 I need to get home to my mom. 840 01:00:23.550 --> 01:00:24.344 She's a wreck. 841 01:00:27.347 --> 01:00:29.349 [door slams] 842 01:00:32.870 --> 01:00:34.458 Four minutes left. 843 01:00:34.492 --> 01:00:36.805 What'd you say to her? 844 01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:39.014 What did you say to Rosemary? 845 01:00:39.049 --> 01:00:40.637 Oh, please. 846 01:00:40.671 --> 01:00:44.399 What did you say to Rosemary to make her upset, 847 01:00:44.433 --> 01:00:47.367 you friggin' creep? 848 01:00:47.402 --> 01:00:50.888 Your whore girlfriend is trouble. 849 01:00:50.923 --> 01:00:51.855 Trouble? 850 01:00:51.889 --> 01:00:53.166 Yeah. 851 01:00:53.201 --> 01:00:56.653 Absolutely no refunds at Little Beaver Halloween City. 852 01:01:00.967 --> 01:01:04.384 [suspenseful music] 853 01:01:20.677 --> 01:01:23.990 Better not be messing up another display. 854 01:01:24.025 --> 01:01:25.129 Act now. 855 01:01:25.164 --> 01:01:27.580 Halloween is just around the corner. 856 01:01:27.614 --> 01:01:28.374 Buy. 857 01:01:28.408 --> 01:01:29.202 Buy. 858 01:01:35.312 --> 01:01:38.246 Hey, we don't carry that costume. 859 01:01:38.280 --> 01:01:39.834 It's pretty cool, but shit, Will. 860 01:01:39.868 --> 01:01:42.008 You know I offer employee discounts. 861 01:01:42.043 --> 01:01:44.286 Least you could do is show some patronage to the store. 862 01:01:48.774 --> 01:01:49.533 Blood? 863 01:01:49.567 --> 01:01:50.776 What? 864 01:01:50.810 --> 01:01:51.604 Here you go, fucker. 865 01:01:51.638 --> 01:01:52.432 Here's some blood. 866 01:01:55.539 --> 01:01:56.885 Oops. 867 01:01:56.920 --> 01:01:59.543 Didn't mean to mess up your new costume. 868 01:01:59.577 --> 01:02:01.510 You'll pay. 869 01:02:01.545 --> 01:02:02.477 Yeah. You know what? 870 01:02:02.511 --> 01:02:03.858 Speaking of paying, guess who had 871 01:02:03.892 --> 01:02:05.756 to pay for your raffle ticket 'cause somebody 872 01:02:05.791 --> 01:02:07.206 didn't wanna show up to the Little 873 01:02:07.240 --> 01:02:11.003 Beaver Halloween City Little League Spaghetti Fundraiser! 874 01:02:11.037 --> 01:02:11.831 Did they? 875 01:02:14.731 --> 01:02:17.492 No, you couldn't be bothered, could you? 876 01:02:17.526 --> 01:02:21.772 Guess you're just too busy to show some support, huh? 877 01:02:21.807 --> 01:02:24.706 So what do you think the Little Beavers think of you? 878 01:02:28.468 --> 01:02:39.652 I think the Little Beaver think very highly of me, 879 01:02:39.686 --> 01:02:43.104 especially you! 880 01:02:47.902 --> 01:02:51.353 [man screams] 881 01:03:03.780 --> 01:03:05.747 [body thuds] 882 01:03:11.753 --> 01:03:15.032 Little Beaver Halloween City is where all the action is. 883 01:03:27.113 --> 01:03:28.149 Come on, Ro. Come on. 884 01:03:28.183 --> 01:03:28.977 Pick up. 885 01:03:32.912 --> 01:03:33.671 Ro. 886 01:03:33.706 --> 01:03:35.087 Ro. 887 01:03:35.121 --> 01:03:37.089 When you get this, please come down to Little Beaver Medical, 888 01:03:37.123 --> 01:03:37.917 OK? 889 01:03:37.952 --> 01:03:39.160 Lavash is really messed up. 890 01:03:39.194 --> 01:03:41.334 And I-- I don't know. 891 01:03:41.369 --> 01:03:42.370 I don't know. 892 01:03:42.404 --> 01:03:43.543 I think Will is-- there's something 893 01:03:43.578 --> 01:03:44.682 seriously wrong with him. 894 01:03:53.726 --> 01:03:58.041 MAN [ON PHONE]: Hank, son, can you put your papa on, please? 895 01:03:58.075 --> 01:03:58.869 OK. 896 01:03:58.904 --> 01:03:59.697 Over. 897 01:04:04.081 --> 01:04:05.876 This is Ozer. 898 01:04:05.911 --> 01:04:07.809 MAN [ON PHONE]: Sheriff, please stop over 899 01:04:07.844 --> 01:04:11.088 by the Halloween City store. 900 01:04:11.123 --> 01:04:11.917 Roger. 901 01:04:15.161 --> 01:04:16.266 What's up? 902 01:04:16.300 --> 01:04:17.681 MAN [ON PHONE]: It may be best just 903 01:04:17.715 --> 01:04:18.993 to get here as soon as you can. 904 01:04:21.616 --> 01:04:22.513 Copy that. 905 01:04:28.934 --> 01:04:30.901 You'll never know what you'll find at Little 906 01:04:30.936 --> 01:04:32.178 Beaver Halloween City. 907 01:04:42.085 --> 01:04:43.431 OZER: Shit. 908 01:04:43.465 --> 01:04:44.984 Cool. 909 01:04:45.019 --> 01:04:46.986 Oh, shoot. 910 01:04:47.021 --> 01:04:47.849 Would you? 911 01:04:47.884 --> 01:04:48.643 Yeah. 912 01:04:48.677 --> 01:04:50.472 OK, kiddo, let's go outside. 913 01:04:58.170 --> 01:04:59.343 This is sick. 914 01:04:59.378 --> 01:05:02.691 Everything cut clear off. 915 01:05:02.726 --> 01:05:04.728 Good riddance. 916 01:05:04.762 --> 01:05:08.801 If you buy your costume anywhere else-- 917 01:05:08.835 --> 01:05:09.664 Let's do a sweep. 918 01:05:13.944 --> 01:05:17.361 [suspenseful music] 919 01:05:36.035 --> 01:05:39.176 Little Beaver Halloween City. 920 01:05:39.211 --> 01:05:40.315 Fun, fun, fun. 921 01:06:04.374 --> 01:06:05.271 OZER: Nothing. 922 01:06:05.306 --> 01:06:06.065 Me neither. 923 01:06:10.656 --> 01:06:12.347 He's sitting in the squad car. 924 01:06:12.382 --> 01:06:15.281 He's fine. 925 01:06:15.316 --> 01:06:16.558 What's this town coming to? 926 01:06:27.569 --> 01:06:28.605 So where's the head? 927 01:06:32.471 --> 01:06:33.299 Or the hands? 928 01:06:49.488 --> 01:06:50.420 Oh, shit. 929 01:06:50.454 --> 01:06:51.214 Oh, shit. 930 01:06:51.248 --> 01:06:52.836 Dear? 931 01:06:52.870 --> 01:06:55.390 Yeah, Nana? 932 01:06:55.425 --> 01:06:56.874 Greg has a bit on his mind. 933 01:06:56.909 --> 01:06:59.877 He wants to apologize. 934 01:06:59.912 --> 01:07:01.258 - No way. - Oh, you. 935 01:07:01.293 --> 01:07:02.087 Go on. 936 01:07:04.951 --> 01:07:05.780 Willoughby. 937 01:07:05.814 --> 01:07:07.540 Will? 938 01:07:07.575 --> 01:07:08.369 Greg? 939 01:07:11.268 --> 01:07:12.545 I'm-- I'm-- 940 01:07:16.273 --> 01:07:22.659 I'm-- I'm very, very sorry for being inconsiderate and not 941 01:07:22.693 --> 01:07:31.426 acknowledging your feelings and for my recent inappropriateness. 942 01:07:31.461 --> 01:07:33.704 Greg, you're always inappropriate. 943 01:07:33.739 --> 01:07:37.467 It just seemed like I startled you and upset you. 944 01:07:37.501 --> 01:07:39.848 Look what Papa has for us tonight. 945 01:07:42.403 --> 01:07:43.507 Yeah. 946 01:07:43.542 --> 01:07:45.061 I don't know what you're talking about, Greg. 947 01:07:45.095 --> 01:07:46.752 We're good. 948 01:07:46.786 --> 01:07:48.616 We are? 949 01:07:48.650 --> 01:07:49.582 Hell, yeah. 950 01:07:49.617 --> 01:07:51.067 Oh, that was nice, dear. 951 01:07:51.101 --> 01:07:52.861 Oh, I'm so relieved. 952 01:07:52.896 --> 01:07:57.487 And I just want you to know that my relationship with your nana 953 01:07:57.521 --> 01:08:00.766 isn't solely driven by my unrelenting desire for her touch 954 01:08:00.800 --> 01:08:02.043 and unabashed lust. 955 01:08:07.359 --> 01:08:09.740 OK. 956 01:08:09.775 --> 01:08:10.707 Have fun, dear. 957 01:08:10.741 --> 01:08:11.535 Oh. 958 01:08:11.570 --> 01:08:12.502 Thank you, Willoughby. 959 01:08:12.536 --> 01:08:13.330 We will. 960 01:08:22.374 --> 01:08:23.168 Ugh. 961 01:08:23.202 --> 01:08:24.341 What the fuck is that smell? 962 01:08:27.862 --> 01:08:31.314 [engine rumbling] 963 01:08:59.687 --> 01:09:04.657 HEARSE: Will, we need to talk. 964 01:09:10.353 --> 01:09:12.769 Huh? 965 01:09:12.803 --> 01:09:16.359 HEARSE: I can tell you're upset. 966 01:09:16.393 --> 01:09:18.878 I'm not. 967 01:09:18.913 --> 01:09:20.811 HEARSE: Yes, Will. 968 01:09:20.846 --> 01:09:23.849 You are. 969 01:09:23.883 --> 01:09:25.264 OK. 970 01:09:25.299 --> 01:09:28.336 HEARSE: And that's OK, Will. 971 01:09:28.371 --> 01:09:33.997 But I do want you to know that it does get easier. 972 01:09:34.031 --> 01:09:36.102 What? 973 01:09:36.137 --> 01:09:38.104 HEARSE: Taking. 974 01:09:38.139 --> 01:09:40.624 Taking? 975 01:09:40.659 --> 01:09:44.214 HEARSE: Taking whatever you want, Will. 976 01:09:49.495 --> 01:09:53.465 You can have whatever you want now. 977 01:09:53.499 --> 01:09:57.814 You take care of me, and I take care of you. 978 01:09:57.848 --> 01:09:58.642 OK. 979 01:10:10.309 --> 01:10:11.759 [door slams] 980 01:10:22.632 --> 01:10:25.428 [mutters] 981 01:10:26.877 --> 01:10:27.671 Open! 982 01:11:17.031 --> 01:11:19.930 There must be a logical explanation. 983 01:11:19.965 --> 01:11:23.279 Ro, have you ever known me to exaggerate? 984 01:11:26.627 --> 01:11:30.424 He-- he doubted me the other day, like big time. 985 01:11:30.458 --> 01:11:32.840 It was for no reason at all. 986 01:11:32.874 --> 01:11:36.015 He put his head down and turned away. 987 01:11:36.050 --> 01:11:37.396 It was fucking weird, Ro. 988 01:11:37.431 --> 01:11:38.501 He's probably just-- 989 01:11:38.535 --> 01:11:40.641 I think he's dangerous. 990 01:11:40.675 --> 01:11:42.470 Dangerous? 991 01:11:42.505 --> 01:11:44.852 I'm telling you, there is something 992 01:11:44.886 --> 01:11:46.440 seriously wrong with Will. 993 01:12:14.330 --> 01:12:15.123 HEARSE: Will. 994 01:12:20.991 --> 01:12:21.958 Wake up. 995 01:12:25.271 --> 01:12:26.065 Will! 996 01:12:30.932 --> 01:12:31.830 Again? 997 01:12:31.864 --> 01:12:32.658 Fuck. 998 01:12:39.389 --> 01:12:42.323 [engine rumbling] 999 01:12:44.739 --> 01:12:48.191 [eerie music] 1000 01:12:55.094 --> 01:12:57.269 HEARSE: You take good care of me, Will. 1001 01:13:06.727 --> 01:13:09.971 He doesn't have a mean bone in his body. 1002 01:13:10.006 --> 01:13:11.973 HEARSE: I was so hungry. 1003 01:13:18.877 --> 01:13:20.257 He could never hurt anyone. 1004 01:13:26.229 --> 01:13:27.610 Will is a good person. 1005 01:13:36.688 --> 01:13:40.312 HEARSE: Self-doubt is a terrible thing, Will. 1006 01:13:47.975 --> 01:13:50.011 This can't be. 1007 01:13:50.046 --> 01:13:51.599 HEARSE: It is. 1008 01:13:51.634 --> 01:13:53.601 Oh. 1009 01:13:53.636 --> 01:13:56.052 HEARSE: Yes, Will. 1010 01:13:56.086 --> 01:13:59.193 Yes, Will. 1011 01:13:59.227 --> 01:14:00.712 Yes, Will. 1012 01:14:25.599 --> 01:14:28.118 It hurts me to see you like this, Will. 1013 01:14:28.153 --> 01:14:29.637 This is your fucking fault! 1014 01:14:29.672 --> 01:14:32.813 HEARSE: We killed the ones who hurt the one you love. 1015 01:14:32.847 --> 01:14:34.573 I did it for you, Will. 1016 01:14:34.608 --> 01:14:37.334 I didn't ask you to. 1017 01:14:37.369 --> 01:14:41.097 HEARSE: We did it together, Will. 1018 01:14:52.418 --> 01:14:53.247 Sid! 1019 01:14:53.281 --> 01:14:54.075 Lavash! 1020 01:14:56.043 --> 01:14:56.837 The fuck? 1021 01:14:56.871 --> 01:14:57.976 Dude, you just swore. 1022 01:14:58.010 --> 01:14:59.978 I'm so proud of you right now. - Where's Will? 1023 01:15:00.012 --> 01:15:01.876 Last time I talked to him, he was at nana's. 1024 01:15:01.911 --> 01:15:03.982 Fucking call him. 1025 01:15:04.016 --> 01:15:05.293 I just wanna call him right now. 1026 01:15:05.328 --> 01:15:06.122 All right, Lavash. 1027 01:15:06.156 --> 01:15:07.123 All right. 1028 01:15:07.157 --> 01:15:10.195 That's fucking epic. 1029 01:15:10.229 --> 01:15:12.680 [phone vibrating] 1030 01:15:14.717 --> 01:15:15.856 Rosemary! 1031 01:15:15.890 --> 01:15:17.892 Where are you? 1032 01:15:17.927 --> 01:15:19.756 I'm going to see old man Pat. 1033 01:15:19.791 --> 01:15:21.240 Why? 1034 01:15:21.275 --> 01:15:22.828 Something's going on. 1035 01:15:22.863 --> 01:15:25.969 And I know he's the only one who knows what the hell it is. 1036 01:15:26.004 --> 01:15:29.145 Will, you're scaring me. 1037 01:15:29.179 --> 01:15:31.147 I think I fucked up. 1038 01:15:31.181 --> 01:15:32.113 We'll meet you there. 1039 01:15:32.148 --> 01:15:32.942 Who? 1040 01:15:32.976 --> 01:15:33.839 Who are you with? 1041 01:15:33.874 --> 01:15:36.635 Me and the guys from the hospital. 1042 01:15:36.670 --> 01:15:37.533 At the hospital? 1043 01:15:37.567 --> 01:15:38.326 Why? 1044 01:15:38.361 --> 01:15:41.157 Lavash, but he's all right. 1045 01:15:41.191 --> 01:15:44.574 Rosemary, do not-- 1046 01:15:44.609 --> 01:15:46.438 We need to go now. 1047 01:15:46.472 --> 01:15:47.197 Is Will OK? 1048 01:15:47.232 --> 01:15:48.095 I don't think so. 1049 01:15:48.129 --> 01:15:49.268 I'm hooked up to all this. 1050 01:15:59.658 --> 01:16:03.006 She's getting angry now, isn't she? 1051 01:16:03.041 --> 01:16:06.078 Tell me what the hell is going on. 1052 01:16:06.113 --> 01:16:07.114 Willoughby. 1053 01:16:07.148 --> 01:16:09.081 How do you know my name? 1054 01:16:09.116 --> 01:16:09.979 I'm your uncle. 1055 01:16:10.013 --> 01:16:12.050 Of course I know your name. 1056 01:16:12.084 --> 01:16:12.913 But my uncle-- 1057 01:16:12.947 --> 01:16:13.741 what? 1058 01:16:13.776 --> 01:16:15.087 It's your uncle, of course. 1059 01:16:15.122 --> 01:16:17.262 The one thing is, you're never supposed to know that. 1060 01:16:17.296 --> 01:16:18.297 Too late now. 1061 01:16:18.332 --> 01:16:19.885 What the fuck are you talking about? 1062 01:16:19.920 --> 01:16:21.680 Your grandpappy and my younger brother, 1063 01:16:21.715 --> 01:16:23.682 Dickey, they're no damn good. 1064 01:16:23.717 --> 01:16:24.580 Pure evil. 1065 01:16:27.237 --> 01:16:29.757 Dickey and my grandfather are your brothers? 1066 01:16:29.792 --> 01:16:30.862 Yep. 1067 01:16:30.896 --> 01:16:32.380 Well, why the fuck would I not know that? 1068 01:16:32.415 --> 01:16:34.141 Well, it was forbidden. 1069 01:16:34.175 --> 01:16:35.936 I was too good, they said. 1070 01:16:35.970 --> 01:16:39.008 They said I would be a bad influence on you 1071 01:16:39.042 --> 01:16:42.011 when it came time for you to take over. 1072 01:16:42.045 --> 01:16:42.839 Take over? 1073 01:16:42.874 --> 01:16:43.633 Take over what? 1074 01:16:43.668 --> 01:16:44.979 You're at the helm now. 1075 01:16:45.014 --> 01:16:46.671 You're it! 1076 01:16:46.705 --> 01:16:47.844 Oh, fuck this! 1077 01:16:47.879 --> 01:16:50.019 This is about the fucking hearse, isn't it? 1078 01:16:50.053 --> 01:16:51.365 Yes, son. 1079 01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:54.920 It's all about that hearse, the hearse and pure evil. 1080 01:17:01.133 --> 01:17:02.963 Are you understanding what I'm saying? 1081 01:17:12.110 --> 01:17:13.249 Willoughby? 1082 01:17:13.283 --> 01:17:15.285 Son? 1083 01:17:15.320 --> 01:17:17.391 Answer me! 1084 01:17:17.425 --> 01:17:20.946 You evil, evil bloodsuckers! 1085 01:17:23.811 --> 01:17:28.160 All I'm saying is, don't play with dead things. 1086 01:17:30.853 --> 01:17:32.648 And whatever you do, don't tell your mother. 1087 01:17:35.478 --> 01:17:36.272 Whoa. 1088 01:17:39.724 --> 01:17:42.658 [siren blaring] 1089 01:17:47.593 --> 01:17:48.422 You know the drill. 1090 01:17:51.425 --> 01:17:52.288 I'll be right back. 1091 01:18:10.824 --> 01:18:12.757 Rosie? 1092 01:18:12.791 --> 01:18:15.173 What the hell are you driving like that for? 1093 01:18:15.207 --> 01:18:17.382 That's irresponsible and reckless, young lady. 1094 01:18:17.416 --> 01:18:21.731 Sheriff Ozer, Will is in trouble. 1095 01:18:21.766 --> 01:18:23.388 What kind of trouble? 1096 01:18:23.422 --> 01:18:24.872 I don't know exactly. 1097 01:18:24.907 --> 01:18:28.220 He went to go talk to old man Pat. 1098 01:18:28.255 --> 01:18:29.670 Old man Pat? 1099 01:18:29.705 --> 01:18:33.018 Will said that he was the only one who knew what was going on. 1100 01:18:33.053 --> 01:18:36.021 Well, what is going on? 1101 01:18:36.056 --> 01:18:36.884 I don't know. 1102 01:18:39.162 --> 01:18:39.956 Please. 1103 01:18:42.856 --> 01:18:43.649 OK. 1104 01:18:51.657 --> 01:18:55.661 Let's just all go in the squad car. 1105 01:18:55.696 --> 01:18:59.217 We'll go and we'll see what the problem is, OK? 1106 01:19:04.256 --> 01:19:05.775 Hey, you, Pat. 1107 01:19:05.810 --> 01:19:08.122 How you doing? 1108 01:19:08.157 --> 01:19:09.158 They took him. 1109 01:19:12.678 --> 01:19:13.679 Who took who? 1110 01:19:13.714 --> 01:19:16.441 They took Will! 1111 01:19:16.475 --> 01:19:17.649 Who took Will? 1112 01:19:17.683 --> 01:19:20.100 Dickey. 1113 01:19:20.134 --> 01:19:21.377 Dickey from the auto shop? 1114 01:19:21.411 --> 01:19:22.171 Dickey? 1115 01:19:22.205 --> 01:19:23.275 And Phil. 1116 01:19:23.310 --> 01:19:25.174 I smelled the pipe smoke on his clothes. 1117 01:19:25.208 --> 01:19:28.487 Probably Marge, too. 1118 01:19:28.522 --> 01:19:31.490 And why would Dickey, Phil, and Marge take Will? 1119 01:19:31.525 --> 01:19:34.942 [laughter] 1120 01:19:57.896 --> 01:19:59.173 They're all evil. 1121 01:19:59.208 --> 01:20:00.934 There's evil as the day is long. 1122 01:20:00.968 --> 01:20:03.281 And now, she wants Will. 1123 01:20:03.315 --> 01:20:06.042 Who wants Will? 1124 01:20:06.077 --> 01:20:08.217 The hearse. 1125 01:20:08.251 --> 01:20:09.943 The hearse. 1126 01:20:09.977 --> 01:20:10.736 That's right. 1127 01:20:10.771 --> 01:20:11.910 The hearse wants Will. 1128 01:20:15.845 --> 01:20:17.847 Pat, have you been drinking tonight? 1129 01:20:32.758 --> 01:20:37.142 My own brothers poured acid directly into my eyes. 1130 01:20:37.177 --> 01:20:39.973 Took away my sight. 1131 01:20:40.007 --> 01:20:44.322 It was my punishment for not joining in on their evil. 1132 01:20:44.356 --> 01:20:45.771 And now, she wants Will. 1133 01:20:45.806 --> 01:20:48.326 And they'll make sure she gets everything she wants. 1134 01:20:48.360 --> 01:20:49.706 You can bet on that! 1135 01:20:57.266 --> 01:21:00.269 Uncle Dickey, the fuck is going on? 1136 01:21:00.303 --> 01:21:02.409 What the fuck is going on? 1137 01:21:02.443 --> 01:21:05.895 [laughter] 1138 01:21:21.117 --> 01:21:23.154 What the fuck is going on? 1139 01:21:23.188 --> 01:21:26.536 [laughter] 1140 01:21:26.571 --> 01:21:29.608 Old Zachariah Jenkins started it all. 1141 01:21:29.643 --> 01:21:32.163 Funeral home was the perfect cover. 1142 01:21:32.197 --> 01:21:34.579 No one was the wiser. 1143 01:21:34.613 --> 01:21:38.410 He fed her the blood of the dead. 1144 01:21:38.445 --> 01:21:45.521 But she insisted on more and more fresh blood. 1145 01:21:45.555 --> 01:21:49.974 All those missing persons. 1146 01:21:50.008 --> 01:21:50.871 There's your answer. 1147 01:21:53.943 --> 01:21:56.912 You're saying that this-- 1148 01:21:56.946 --> 01:22:00.467 whatever this is has something to do with all these missing 1149 01:22:00.501 --> 01:22:01.986 person cold cases? 1150 01:22:02.020 --> 01:22:06.783 Zachariah Jenkins started it all. 1151 01:22:06.818 --> 01:22:09.027 But do you know which one of his lackeys 1152 01:22:09.062 --> 01:22:12.617 was the worst, the most evil of them all? 1153 01:22:17.001 --> 01:22:17.794 Nana? 1154 01:22:20.314 --> 01:22:21.108 Oh. 1155 01:22:21.143 --> 01:22:22.558 Hello, dear. 1156 01:22:22.592 --> 01:22:24.353 Nana, what's happening? 1157 01:22:24.387 --> 01:22:25.664 What is this? 1158 01:22:25.699 --> 01:22:26.458 Oh, dear. 1159 01:22:26.493 --> 01:22:27.287 You're so sweet. 1160 01:22:29.979 --> 01:22:31.774 But it's OK. 1161 01:22:31.808 --> 01:22:32.844 None of us are perfect. 1162 01:22:37.055 --> 01:22:38.884 What the fuck is this? 1163 01:22:38.919 --> 01:22:40.334 Oh, you know, dear. 1164 01:22:43.441 --> 01:22:44.442 No, I don't. 1165 01:22:44.476 --> 01:22:46.133 You don't, huh? 1166 01:22:46.168 --> 01:22:48.515 Remember, you came to us. 1167 01:22:48.549 --> 01:22:50.966 That's right. 1168 01:22:51.000 --> 01:22:53.382 No one forced you to buy her. 1169 01:22:55.729 --> 01:22:56.488 What? 1170 01:22:56.523 --> 01:22:57.973 The-- the hearse? 1171 01:22:58.007 --> 01:22:58.870 What? 1172 01:22:58.904 --> 01:22:59.664 The hearse? 1173 01:22:59.698 --> 01:23:04.151 She has a name, Hershey. 1174 01:23:06.982 --> 01:23:10.192 I named her Hershey when I was about your age, dear. 1175 01:23:10.226 --> 01:23:17.578 And now, your initiation to show her how much you appreciate her. 1176 01:23:17.613 --> 01:23:20.443 How exciting. 1177 01:23:20.478 --> 01:23:22.376 I think I killed people. 1178 01:23:22.411 --> 01:23:23.653 Well, of course, dear. 1179 01:23:23.688 --> 01:23:25.000 And a fine job you did. 1180 01:23:29.418 --> 01:23:30.833 I think I drank blood. 1181 01:23:30.867 --> 01:23:32.490 I think I drank blood. 1182 01:23:32.524 --> 01:23:35.803 [laughter] 1183 01:23:39.807 --> 01:23:40.636 Silly. 1184 01:23:40.670 --> 01:23:42.362 How do you think we feed her? 1185 01:23:42.396 --> 01:23:45.813 [screaming] 1186 01:24:01.967 --> 01:24:05.247 OK, here's the deal. 1187 01:24:05.281 --> 01:24:06.903 We're gonna go in here. 1188 01:24:06.938 --> 01:24:08.733 Let's see if Will is here. 1189 01:24:08.767 --> 01:24:12.978 And if he is, we'll get to the bottom of all of this. 1190 01:24:13.013 --> 01:24:13.807 OK. 1191 01:24:19.295 --> 01:24:20.883 OK, buddy. 1192 01:24:20.917 --> 01:24:23.817 I want you to listen to me, OK? 1193 01:24:23.851 --> 01:24:25.474 Stay in the car. 1194 01:24:25.508 --> 01:24:26.440 We'll be right back. 1195 01:24:46.736 --> 01:24:48.428 It's locked. 1196 01:24:48.462 --> 01:24:49.222 Check the side. 1197 01:25:00.198 --> 01:25:02.718 Lavash, I found a window. 1198 01:25:02.752 --> 01:25:03.546 It's cracked open. 1199 01:25:03.581 --> 01:25:06.101 You gotta crawl through it. 1200 01:25:06.135 --> 01:25:07.102 What if I can't fit? 1201 01:25:40.652 --> 01:25:44.277 Dude, I'm so writing that letter of recommendation. 1202 01:25:51.974 --> 01:25:54.804 [door slams] 1203 01:25:54.839 --> 01:25:56.530 You must obey her, dear. 1204 01:26:08.439 --> 01:26:09.233 Will? 1205 01:26:12.305 --> 01:26:16.654 Will, tell me it's not true. 1206 01:26:30.012 --> 01:26:32.083 Please, bro. 1207 01:26:32.117 --> 01:26:33.360 I'm really sorry, dude. 1208 01:26:33.395 --> 01:26:37.951 But we kinda have bigger problems now, don't you think? 1209 01:26:37.985 --> 01:26:38.952 Ah! 1210 01:26:38.986 --> 01:26:42.438 [laughter] 1211 01:27:13.262 --> 01:27:14.608 Hey! 1212 01:27:14.643 --> 01:27:15.851 Untie me! 1213 01:27:15.885 --> 01:27:17.266 You're all fucking crazy! 1214 01:27:17.301 --> 01:27:19.889 Let's just-- [murmurs] 1215 01:27:20.683 --> 01:27:24.100 [gunshots] 1216 01:27:26.033 --> 01:27:27.311 Don't even try. 1217 01:27:27.345 --> 01:27:29.036 Rosemary, untie me! 1218 01:27:33.834 --> 01:27:35.008 I know what I need to do. 1219 01:27:37.942 --> 01:27:39.392 Dad? 1220 01:27:39.426 --> 01:27:40.358 [gasps] 1221 01:27:40.393 --> 01:27:41.773 [gunshot] 1222 01:27:46.502 --> 01:27:49.609 I need to get to the fucking hearse. 1223 01:27:49.643 --> 01:27:51.162 Go to her, dear. 1224 01:27:51.196 --> 01:27:54.096 She's waiting for you. 1225 01:27:54.130 --> 01:27:57.617 [laughs] 1226 01:28:03.139 --> 01:28:06.591 [eerie music] 1227 01:28:43.559 --> 01:28:45.941 HEARSE: What are you doing, Will? 1228 01:28:45.975 --> 01:28:47.322 What I have to. 1229 01:28:47.356 --> 01:28:49.669 HEARSE: But we're so happy together. 1230 01:28:49.703 --> 01:28:50.463 Fuck you! 1231 01:29:02.337 --> 01:29:04.787 I'll see you at the bottom of the fucking river, bitch! 1232 01:29:11.553 --> 01:29:13.244 I wish I could have seen that. 1233 01:29:21.873 --> 01:29:23.185 HEARSE: It's you, Will. 1234 01:29:33.333 --> 01:29:34.817 What a good treat. 1235 01:29:38.303 --> 01:29:40.789 [loud crash] 1236 01:32:25.643 --> 01:32:26.610 [door slams] 1237 01:32:26.644 --> 01:32:29.889 [humming] 1238 01:32:50.288 --> 01:32:53.671 [SINGING] How I know she loves me 1239 01:32:53.706 --> 01:32:56.571 Because she always shows me 1240 01:32:56.605 --> 01:33:02.093 In so many different ways 1241 01:33:02.128 --> 01:33:05.580 [humming] 1242 01:33:25.910 --> 01:33:29.120 HEARSE: I've been waiting for you. 1243 01:33:29.155 --> 01:33:31.985 Waiting for you. 1244 01:33:32.020 --> 01:33:38.336 I know what you want, Pat. 1245 01:33:38.371 --> 01:33:40.269 I can-- I can see. 1246 01:33:43.065 --> 01:33:44.101 I can see! 1247 01:33:47.691 --> 01:33:48.933 I can see! 1248 01:33:55.319 --> 01:33:58.736 [suspenseful music] 1249 01:34:08.125 --> 01:34:12.129 HEARSE: We are going to have so much fun. 1250 01:34:12.163 --> 01:34:13.613 [gasps] 1251 01:34:15.063 --> 01:34:18.480 [ending theme] 1252 01:34:20.931 --> 01:34:24.244 [SINGING] That's how I know she loves me 1253 01:34:24.279 --> 01:34:26.833 Because she always shows me 1254 01:34:26.868 --> 01:34:31.424 In so many different ways 1255 01:34:31.458 --> 01:34:32.218 Let's go 1256 01:34:32.252 --> 01:34:33.668 This hearse is cursed 1257 01:34:33.702 --> 01:34:34.599 I ride shotgun 1258 01:34:34.634 --> 01:34:36.532 And now we got a flat tire 1259 01:34:36.567 --> 01:34:37.464 I'm going crazy 1260 01:34:37.499 --> 01:34:39.225 I will stamp it on my passport 1261 01:34:39.259 --> 01:34:40.226 Got a crucifix 1262 01:34:40.260 --> 01:34:53.308 I keep it in my dashboard 1263 01:34:53.342 --> 01:34:56.276 That's how I know she loves me 1264 01:34:56.311 --> 01:34:58.865 Because she always shows me 1265 01:34:58.900 --> 01:35:03.318 In so many different ways 1266 01:35:03.352 --> 01:35:25.478 Let's go 1267 01:35:25.512 --> 01:35:28.170 That's how I know she loves me 1268 01:35:28.205 --> 01:35:30.932 Because she always shows me 1269 01:35:30.966 --> 01:35:35.764 In so many different ways 1270 01:35:35.799 --> 01:35:38.974 That's how I know she loves me 1271 01:35:39.009 --> 01:35:41.563 Because she always shows me 1272 01:35:41.597 --> 01:35:47.500 In so many different ways 1273 01:35:47.534 --> 01:35:50.917 I know she loves me 1274 01:35:50.952 --> 01:35:55.197 Because she always shows me 1275 01:35:55.232 --> 01:36:01.169 In so many different and ways