WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:35.469 --> 00:00:36.570 Trick or treat. 4 00:00:36.704 --> 00:00:37.971 In grade school, I knew these two 5 00:00:38.106 --> 00:00:41.275 kids in my apartment building who were born October 31. 6 00:00:41.409 --> 00:00:42.876 For years, they mistakenly believed 7 00:00:43.010 --> 00:00:44.578 that dressing in costumes and going 8 00:00:44.712 --> 00:00:47.181 door-to-door begging for candy is what every child 9 00:00:47.315 --> 00:00:48.549 did on their birthday. 10 00:00:48.682 --> 00:00:49.483 Billy? 11 00:00:49.617 --> 00:00:51.219 It's your birthday today, too? 12 00:00:51.352 --> 00:00:52.086 Huh? 13 00:00:52.220 --> 00:00:54.021 No, it's April 6. 14 00:00:54.155 --> 00:00:55.856 Then what are you doing stealing our candy? 15 00:00:55.989 --> 00:00:58.226 This is our special day. 16 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:00.861 Then you got people born in late December 17 00:01:00.994 --> 00:01:02.863 always griping on how their fam fold 18 00:01:02.996 --> 00:01:04.498 their birthdays into Christmas. 19 00:01:04.632 --> 00:01:06.934 Is this a birthday or Christmas present? 20 00:01:07.067 --> 00:01:07.935 It's both. 21 00:01:08.068 --> 00:01:08.869 You're so lucky. 22 00:01:09.002 --> 00:01:10.971 You're just like the baby Jesus. 23 00:01:11.105 --> 00:01:13.941 Pray me. 24 00:01:14.074 --> 00:01:16.043 But let me tell you, for Valentine 25 00:01:16.177 --> 00:01:20.548 brats, those of US born February 14th, it's the absolute worst. 26 00:01:20.681 --> 00:01:22.283 Birthday parties are always themed. 27 00:01:22.416 --> 00:01:24.385 The cups, tablecloth, the cake. 28 00:01:24.518 --> 00:01:25.553 Happy birthday. 29 00:01:25.686 --> 00:01:29.423 Oh, I so, so love it. 30 00:01:29.557 --> 00:01:31.425 Better like hearts, because every gift you get 31 00:01:31.559 --> 00:01:35.028 for the rest of your life will have a massive, ugly red one 32 00:01:35.163 --> 00:01:36.597 stuck on it. 33 00:01:36.730 --> 00:01:38.899 If you're a boy, you still have to buy your sweetheart a gift. 34 00:01:39.032 --> 00:01:41.302 If you're a girl, guys will never buy you two gifts. 35 00:01:41.435 --> 00:01:43.304 It's like, kill two love birds with one stone. 36 00:01:43.437 --> 00:01:45.306 I so, so love it. 37 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:48.041 When you get older, nobody wants to celebrate with you. 38 00:01:48.176 --> 00:01:49.510 They're with their significant others, 39 00:01:49.643 --> 00:01:52.146 And don't even bother making up excuses to blow you off. 40 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:54.114 Sorry, we're all booked up tonight. 41 00:01:54.248 --> 00:01:55.783 Restaurants are the worst. 42 00:01:55.916 --> 00:01:58.752 Jacking up prices for the exclusive sweethearts menu. 43 00:01:58.886 --> 00:02:01.322 And the best establishments always way overbooked. 44 00:02:01.455 --> 00:02:03.757 Psst. You two. 45 00:02:03.891 --> 00:02:04.925 You talking to us? 46 00:02:05.058 --> 00:02:06.327 Mm-hm. 47 00:02:06.460 --> 00:02:09.330 My-- my boyfriend broke up with me tonight. 48 00:02:09.463 --> 00:02:10.598 Oh, I'm sorry. 49 00:02:10.731 --> 00:02:11.832 It's OK. 50 00:02:11.965 --> 00:02:12.933 You know, we weren't right for each other, 51 00:02:13.066 --> 00:02:15.002 like you two obviously are. 52 00:02:15.135 --> 00:02:16.837 That's so sweet of you to say. 53 00:02:16.970 --> 00:02:20.941 So I was thinking, why don't you guys go ahead and take 54 00:02:21.074 --> 00:02:22.510 our dinner reservation. 55 00:02:22.643 --> 00:02:23.444 Wow. 56 00:02:23.577 --> 00:02:24.312 Really? 57 00:02:24.445 --> 00:02:25.479 You'd do that for us? 58 00:02:25.613 --> 00:02:27.515 You have to be the nicest person ever. 59 00:02:27.648 --> 00:02:30.451 Aw, I'm just trying to pay it forward. 60 00:02:30.584 --> 00:02:33.821 So what time were you guys thinking about eating? 61 00:02:33.954 --> 00:02:35.088 8:30, I guess. 62 00:02:35.223 --> 00:02:35.956 OK. 63 00:02:41.329 --> 00:02:43.197 Say 50 bucks? 64 00:02:44.432 --> 00:02:47.701 You know, for the broken hearted. 65 00:02:47.835 --> 00:02:50.003 Um, yeah, of course. 66 00:02:54.174 --> 00:02:55.343 Enjoy your evening. 67 00:02:55.476 --> 00:02:56.244 Oh. 68 00:03:00.614 --> 00:03:04.385 Aw, I so, so love it. 69 00:03:04.518 --> 00:03:09.557 I'm OK and I plan on staying this way. 70 00:03:10.458 --> 00:03:12.192 I'm all right. 71 00:03:12.326 --> 00:03:16.129 Yeah, I'm sleeping real good at night. 72 00:03:16.264 --> 00:03:17.498 No matter what-- 73 00:03:17.631 --> 00:03:19.267 I know what you're thinking. 74 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:21.369 This chick is a little sleazy, scalping 75 00:03:21.502 --> 00:03:23.170 restaurant reservations. 76 00:03:23.304 --> 00:03:24.705 Yeah, maybe. 77 00:03:24.838 --> 00:03:28.542 But I'm doing this for what I think is a very noble reason. 78 00:03:28.676 --> 00:03:31.512 This holiday blows major chunks. 79 00:03:31.645 --> 00:03:33.714 I'm not trying to end relationships here, 80 00:03:33.847 --> 00:03:36.684 though, statistically, tonight has the most breakups 81 00:03:36.817 --> 00:03:38.919 for the entire calendar year. 82 00:03:39.052 --> 00:03:41.889 I'm just trying to make my special day a little less 83 00:03:42.022 --> 00:03:46.026 special for everybody else. 84 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:47.995 Fuck Valentine's Day. 85 00:03:57.405 --> 00:03:58.606 Tom and Harriet Banks 86 00:03:58.739 --> 00:04:00.574 are the lucky winners of this past weekend's 87 00:04:00.708 --> 00:04:01.742 super lottery dr-- 88 00:04:05.679 --> 00:04:06.914 US family allowed me 89 00:04:07.047 --> 00:04:11.585 to bundle for home, auto, and life, saving up to 23%. 90 00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:13.454 But more importantly, it helps my loved 91 00:04:13.587 --> 00:04:15.889 ones feel fully protected. 92 00:04:16.023 --> 00:04:16.957 US Family Insurance. 93 00:04:22.062 --> 00:04:23.230 That's so beautiful. 94 00:04:35.108 --> 00:04:36.143 Hey, Mom. 95 00:04:36.276 --> 00:04:38.111 Happy birthday, my treasured Valentine. 96 00:04:38.245 --> 00:04:40.080 How was your day? 97 00:04:40.213 --> 00:04:41.815 Tell me everything. 98 00:04:41.949 --> 00:04:43.917 Did you dance all day and night? 99 00:04:44.051 --> 00:04:45.486 Did you howl at the moon? 100 00:04:45.619 --> 00:04:49.222 Tell me you did something very fun and romantic. 101 00:04:49.357 --> 00:04:50.524 I told you at Christmas, we broke up. 102 00:04:50.658 --> 00:04:51.759 I know. 103 00:04:51.892 --> 00:04:54.294 I know, but you that was then, this is now. 104 00:04:54.428 --> 00:04:55.396 Did you get my gift? 105 00:04:55.529 --> 00:04:58.165 Yeah, yeah, I got them right here. 106 00:04:58.298 --> 00:04:59.800 Thanks for the diabetes. 107 00:04:59.933 --> 00:05:01.301 - Honey, OK. - No, it was that-- 108 00:05:01.435 --> 00:05:02.603 I know. I'm sorry. 109 00:05:02.736 --> 00:05:03.804 You know that I hate celebrating. 110 00:05:03.937 --> 00:05:06.340 I know you hate celebrating this day. 111 00:05:06.474 --> 00:05:07.775 Well, let's reframe. 112 00:05:07.908 --> 00:05:09.443 It's the very best day of the year, 113 00:05:09.577 --> 00:05:11.779 because this is the day that love is in full bloom. 114 00:05:11.912 --> 00:05:14.815 And this is the day that your father turned to me with tears 115 00:05:14.948 --> 00:05:17.818 in his eyes, and he said, this is by far the greatest, 116 00:05:17.951 --> 00:05:19.820 most perfect valentine that I-- 117 00:05:19.953 --> 00:05:21.555 - Could ever wish for. - Could ever wish for. 118 00:05:21.689 --> 00:05:22.556 And so it is. 119 00:05:22.690 --> 00:05:26.193 Did you get the card? 120 00:05:26.326 --> 00:05:27.495 Because you know, that's certainly 121 00:05:27.628 --> 00:05:30.531 the best part of the gift. 122 00:05:30.664 --> 00:05:31.432 OK. 123 00:05:31.565 --> 00:05:32.633 Don't freak out. 124 00:05:32.766 --> 00:05:34.301 Dum, dum, dum, dum. 125 00:05:34.435 --> 00:05:35.636 I know. 126 00:05:35.769 --> 00:05:37.170 I know you're going to think that I went over the top 127 00:05:37.304 --> 00:05:38.439 on this one, but I really-- 128 00:05:38.572 --> 00:05:39.907 I miss you. 129 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:41.509 I miss you, my baby. 130 00:05:41.642 --> 00:05:43.310 Mom, I would love to see you. 131 00:05:43.444 --> 00:05:45.979 I really would, but I just, I can't right now. 132 00:05:46.113 --> 00:05:47.014 Are you kidding? 133 00:05:47.147 --> 00:05:48.649 Are you-- did you see what it is? 134 00:05:48.782 --> 00:05:49.983 It's a luxury resort. 135 00:05:50.117 --> 00:05:51.318 It's right near me. 136 00:05:51.452 --> 00:05:53.987 It's fun, sun, mimosas, bodies. 137 00:05:54.121 --> 00:05:55.556 I mean, what more do you want? 138 00:05:55.689 --> 00:05:58.726 I'm not really into the whole pampering and massages. 139 00:05:58.859 --> 00:06:02.463 Listen, it doesn't expire for a whole year, 140 00:06:02.596 --> 00:06:06.534 so just bring a friend or bring a lover. 141 00:06:06.667 --> 00:06:08.035 I'm not even dating anybody. 142 00:06:08.168 --> 00:06:09.603 Remember what dad said? 143 00:06:09.737 --> 00:06:11.071 There's magic in the week. 144 00:06:11.204 --> 00:06:13.373 $50 won't even get me an Uber to the airport. 145 00:06:13.507 --> 00:06:14.307 Huh? 146 00:06:14.442 --> 00:06:15.242 What? 147 00:06:15.375 --> 00:06:16.477 Listen. 148 00:06:16.610 --> 00:06:19.413 Stay open to your soul and your soul mate. 149 00:06:19.547 --> 00:06:20.681 I don't believe in soul mates. 150 00:06:21.682 --> 00:06:22.483 I gotta go. 151 00:06:22.616 --> 00:06:24.084 My pizza's here. OK. 152 00:06:24.217 --> 00:06:25.018 Love you. 153 00:06:25.152 --> 00:06:26.520 I love you, too. OK. 154 00:06:26.654 --> 00:06:27.888 Bye. - Happy birthday. 155 00:06:28.021 --> 00:06:32.793 Happy birthday, my favorite, my favorite valentine. 156 00:06:32.926 --> 00:06:35.095 Hi, a large pepperoni with ricotta. 157 00:06:35.228 --> 00:06:36.630 Mm-hm. 158 00:06:36.764 --> 00:06:37.898 Thank you. 159 00:06:38.031 --> 00:06:39.633 Oh, wait, no, no, no, come here, come here. 160 00:06:39.767 --> 00:06:41.101 Last time you left and I opened the box, 161 00:06:41.234 --> 00:06:43.571 and it was filled with pineapple and anchovies. 162 00:06:43.704 --> 00:06:44.772 No way that was a Giovinazzo's. 163 00:06:44.905 --> 00:06:45.873 All right? 164 00:06:46.006 --> 00:06:47.174 I would never allow a monstrosity 165 00:06:47.307 --> 00:06:49.376 like that in my restaurant bearing my name. 166 00:06:49.510 --> 00:06:51.712 Oh, an owner who delivers? 167 00:06:51.845 --> 00:06:53.781 An actual commitment to excellence. 168 00:06:53.914 --> 00:06:55.516 Yeah, me and my twin, Mickey, own it. 169 00:06:55.649 --> 00:06:58.085 We-- we gave the delivery boys the night off so they could 170 00:06:58.218 --> 00:06:59.319 be with their sweethearts. 171 00:07:02.723 --> 00:07:03.924 What's wrong? 172 00:07:04.057 --> 00:07:05.993 Did Mickey sub ricotta with mascarpone again? 173 00:07:06.126 --> 00:07:09.930 Why is my pizza carved into the shape of a heart? 174 00:07:10.063 --> 00:07:11.131 What do you mean? 175 00:07:11.264 --> 00:07:14.001 It's Valentine's Day. 176 00:07:14.134 --> 00:07:15.736 So I get a quarter of my dinner 177 00:07:15.869 --> 00:07:19.306 sliced away because today is February 14? 178 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:22.409 Sheesh, you're not a romantic, I'm guessing. 179 00:07:22.543 --> 00:07:24.277 No, no, I love romance. 180 00:07:24.411 --> 00:07:25.813 I just have a long standing hatred 181 00:07:25.946 --> 00:07:27.981 for this specific holiday. 182 00:07:28.115 --> 00:07:29.449 Oh, OK. 183 00:07:29.583 --> 00:07:31.819 You see, it all starts off in grade school when you have 184 00:07:31.952 --> 00:07:34.755 to make these glitter-covered shoeboxes for exchanging 185 00:07:34.888 --> 00:07:36.790 stickers of cartoon animals proclaiming 186 00:07:36.924 --> 00:07:38.926 their love and devotion. 187 00:07:39.059 --> 00:07:39.827 "You're foxy." 188 00:07:39.960 --> 00:07:41.028 "Some bunny loves you." 189 00:07:41.161 --> 00:07:43.096 "You're a whole llama fun." 190 00:07:43.230 --> 00:07:44.364 Llama fun? 191 00:07:44.498 --> 00:07:46.166 Received too few, and you're marked a loser. 192 00:07:46.299 --> 00:07:48.502 Too many, and your second grade slut. 193 00:07:48.636 --> 00:07:50.337 And what is with the chocolate samplers? 194 00:07:50.470 --> 00:07:52.439 It is like the candy industry picks today 195 00:07:52.573 --> 00:07:55.676 to unload all of those disgusting chocolate truffles 196 00:07:55.809 --> 00:07:57.611 with the cherry slime inside. 197 00:07:57.745 --> 00:07:59.580 Like, what even is that gunk? 198 00:07:59.713 --> 00:08:01.081 I think it's an enzyme. 199 00:08:01.214 --> 00:08:03.751 Mid-November has the biggest baby boom because nine months 200 00:08:03.884 --> 00:08:05.485 earlier was Valentine's Day. 201 00:08:05.619 --> 00:08:09.657 But do you know why hardly anyone ever is born today? 202 00:08:09.790 --> 00:08:11.792 Because 9 months earlier was Mother's Day. 203 00:08:11.925 --> 00:08:13.961 See, mothers would rather have brunch and pass 204 00:08:14.094 --> 00:08:15.362 out on mimosas than screw. 205 00:08:15.495 --> 00:08:18.131 Well, not my mother, but I digress. 206 00:08:18.265 --> 00:08:20.968 And don't even get me started on that patent heart-shaped logo 207 00:08:21.101 --> 00:08:21.835 that's on everything. 208 00:08:21.969 --> 00:08:23.904 Have you ever seen a real heart? 209 00:08:24.037 --> 00:08:26.373 It looks more like a pink avocado with ventricles, 210 00:08:26.506 --> 00:08:27.608 not like this. 211 00:08:27.741 --> 00:08:29.543 But you thought, oh, people love an upside 212 00:08:29.677 --> 00:08:31.444 down butt-shaped pizza. 213 00:08:31.579 --> 00:08:34.247 How come you don't carve it into a clover for St. Patrick's Day, 214 00:08:34.381 --> 00:08:36.049 or a turkey for Thanksgiving? 215 00:08:36.183 --> 00:08:41.221 Or how about a ham and pineapple star of David for Yom Kippur? 216 00:08:41.388 --> 00:08:44.191 I don't think you can eat pork on High Holidays. 217 00:08:44.625 --> 00:08:46.860 Shit. 218 00:08:46.994 --> 00:08:47.795 God, dude. 219 00:08:47.928 --> 00:08:48.896 I'm-- I'm-- I'm sorry. 220 00:08:49.029 --> 00:08:49.830 No it's fine. 221 00:08:49.963 --> 00:08:51.364 Look, pizza's on the house. 222 00:08:51.498 --> 00:08:52.800 No, no, no, I couldn't. 223 00:08:52.933 --> 00:08:54.534 I'm sorry, I just-- 224 00:08:54.668 --> 00:08:57.537 sometimes, I just get like, worked up-- 225 00:08:57.671 --> 00:09:00.273 Your heart was in the right place. 226 00:09:00.407 --> 00:09:01.709 Or the wrong place. 227 00:09:01.842 --> 00:09:03.276 Am I right? 228 00:09:03.410 --> 00:09:04.411 No, no, no, hold on. 229 00:09:04.544 --> 00:09:05.713 Let me at least just give you a tip. 230 00:09:05.846 --> 00:09:07.180 No, thanks. You already gave me one. 231 00:09:07.314 --> 00:09:08.716 Never shortchange a woman's pepperoni. 232 00:09:08.849 --> 00:09:11.518 No, no, no, seriously, hold on. 233 00:09:11.652 --> 00:09:12.720 Oh, shit. 234 00:09:12.853 --> 00:09:13.954 I don't have any cash. 235 00:09:14.087 --> 00:09:14.955 Look, really, it's fine. 236 00:09:15.088 --> 00:09:15.856 I'm good. 237 00:09:15.989 --> 00:09:20.560 Here, here, take this. 238 00:09:23.430 --> 00:09:24.231 Are you sure? 239 00:09:24.364 --> 00:09:25.298 Yeah. 240 00:09:27.434 --> 00:09:28.602 Thank you very much. 241 00:09:28.736 --> 00:09:29.536 I'm sorry. 242 00:09:29.670 --> 00:09:30.570 You're good. 243 00:09:39.079 --> 00:09:44.117 Oh, my God, yes, 1,000 times yes. 244 00:09:44.752 --> 00:09:47.420 This week on Fiance Factor, Bachelor Greg 245 00:09:47.554 --> 00:09:48.321 has made his decision. 246 00:10:02.035 --> 00:10:04.604 Ow. 247 00:10:04.738 --> 00:10:09.076 What? 248 00:10:16.116 --> 00:10:16.917 Tricia, open up. 249 00:10:17.050 --> 00:10:18.451 I gotta talk to you. 250 00:10:18.585 --> 00:10:19.787 Girl, ew. 251 00:10:19.920 --> 00:10:21.588 I told you we'd celebrate your birthday tomorrow. 252 00:10:21.722 --> 00:10:22.656 I found this outside. 253 00:10:22.790 --> 00:10:23.724 Well, don't bring it in here. 254 00:10:23.857 --> 00:10:24.925 This ain't SeaWorld. - What? 255 00:10:25.058 --> 00:10:26.359 It was in the alleyway. 256 00:10:26.493 --> 00:10:28.128 I don't want it to get run over by a car or something. 257 00:10:28.261 --> 00:10:29.296 What do I do with it? 258 00:10:29.429 --> 00:10:30.664 Put it in the sewer and feed it pizza. 259 00:10:30.798 --> 00:10:31.531 How the hell should I know? 260 00:10:31.665 --> 00:10:33.300 Can you ask Steve? 261 00:10:33.433 --> 00:10:34.668 Come on. 262 00:10:34.802 --> 00:10:35.669 Please. 263 00:10:35.803 --> 00:10:36.870 It's so cute. 264 00:10:37.004 --> 00:10:39.506 Babe, we need your zoological expertise. 265 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:40.908 Come on now, what? 266 00:10:41.041 --> 00:10:43.443 Just put on your underwear and come out here, please. 267 00:10:43.576 --> 00:10:44.611 It's an emergency. 268 00:10:44.745 --> 00:10:45.879 All right. 269 00:10:46.013 --> 00:10:47.848 Gina, just because you hate Valentine's Day, 270 00:10:47.981 --> 00:10:50.217 doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else. 271 00:10:50.350 --> 00:10:52.385 It took me so long to get the baby down. 272 00:10:52.519 --> 00:10:54.621 And then it took me even longer to get him riled up. 273 00:10:54.755 --> 00:10:56.123 And if I give him another Cialis, 274 00:10:56.256 --> 00:10:57.390 he's going to stroke out. 275 00:10:57.524 --> 00:10:58.491 I'm sorry. 276 00:10:58.625 --> 00:10:59.993 This guy's not a thoroughbred anymore, OK? 277 00:11:00.127 --> 00:11:03.163 I gotta ride that old mare straight to the finish line. 278 00:11:03.296 --> 00:11:05.298 If he breaks a joint or stumbles, 279 00:11:05.432 --> 00:11:07.334 I'm going to have to put his ass down. 280 00:11:07.467 --> 00:11:09.669 That's right, she gonna to have to put me down. 281 00:11:09.803 --> 00:11:11.571 We better do something, cause this pill about to run out. 282 00:11:11.705 --> 00:11:13.140 So what's up? - Hi, Steve. 283 00:11:13.273 --> 00:11:16.143 I'm sorry to ruin your evening, but I found this turtle outside. 284 00:11:16.276 --> 00:11:17.577 That is not a turtle. 285 00:11:17.711 --> 00:11:20.413 Oh, then that is one ugly pekingese. 286 00:11:20.547 --> 00:11:22.015 No, it's a tortoise. 287 00:11:22.149 --> 00:11:23.516 Oh, cool. 288 00:11:23.650 --> 00:11:24.818 Hey, come here, little fella. 289 00:11:24.952 --> 00:11:25.786 Hey, how you doing? 290 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:26.720 Let me go ahead. 291 00:11:26.854 --> 00:11:28.655 This is beautiful. 292 00:11:28.789 --> 00:11:30.523 Wow. 293 00:11:30.657 --> 00:11:33.393 Did you know in some Asian cultures, 294 00:11:33.526 --> 00:11:36.864 a birthday greeting from a tortoise symbolizes good health 295 00:11:36.997 --> 00:11:37.998 and longevity? 296 00:11:38.131 --> 00:11:39.332 Oh. 297 00:11:39.466 --> 00:11:41.601 Oh, well, you heard him, Gina, blow out your reptile. 298 00:11:41.735 --> 00:11:45.372 Well, should I call the ASPCA, or the Wildlife Preserve? 299 00:11:45.505 --> 00:11:46.673 No need to do that. 300 00:11:46.807 --> 00:11:47.574 Yeah, it's a boy. 301 00:11:47.707 --> 00:11:48.809 His name is Gus. 302 00:11:48.942 --> 00:11:52.445 And you can call the owner at 818-555-4321. 303 00:11:52.579 --> 00:11:53.546 That's incredible. 304 00:11:53.680 --> 00:11:54.982 How did you just know that? 305 00:11:55.115 --> 00:11:57.084 Because it's written right here on the belly. 306 00:11:57.217 --> 00:11:59.452 Oh, I was almost impressed with you, honey. 307 00:11:59.586 --> 00:12:00.587 Why don't you take him back? 308 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:01.521 Bye, Gus. 309 00:12:01.654 --> 00:12:02.455 Take care. - Bye, Gina. 310 00:12:02.589 --> 00:12:03.523 - OK. - OK, have fun. 311 00:12:03.656 --> 00:12:04.524 I'll see you later. 312 00:12:04.657 --> 00:12:06.026 All right, you better come here. 313 00:12:11.598 --> 00:12:12.399 Gina? 314 00:12:12.532 --> 00:12:13.433 Oh, yeah, hi. 315 00:12:13.566 --> 00:12:14.367 Hi. 316 00:12:14.501 --> 00:12:15.235 You got her right here. 317 00:12:15.368 --> 00:12:16.837 Oh, hi. 318 00:12:16.970 --> 00:12:19.873 You must be Gus's father, Andrew? 319 00:12:20.007 --> 00:12:21.408 Oh, no, we're not related. 320 00:12:21.541 --> 00:12:22.776 He's just my roommate. 321 00:12:22.910 --> 00:12:25.378 Or did you think my name was Father Andrew? 322 00:12:25.512 --> 00:12:27.580 If so, no, I'm not his priest either. 323 00:12:27.714 --> 00:12:30.083 Hey, you buddy, miss me? 324 00:12:30.217 --> 00:12:32.119 Look what I got, your favorite. 325 00:12:34.621 --> 00:12:36.189 What's the matter? 326 00:12:36.323 --> 00:12:37.057 It's endive. 327 00:12:37.190 --> 00:12:38.091 You love this. 328 00:12:38.225 --> 00:12:41.128 Look, mm, delicious. 329 00:12:41.261 --> 00:12:42.930 Mm. 330 00:12:43.063 --> 00:12:45.398 I think he may be filled up on pizza last night. 331 00:12:45.532 --> 00:12:46.800 No, he's just-- 332 00:12:46.934 --> 00:12:48.468 he's just mad at me. 333 00:12:48.601 --> 00:12:51.638 We got into a fight and he stormed out in a huff. 334 00:12:51.771 --> 00:12:53.974 What, did you leave dirty dishes in the sink or something. 335 00:12:54.107 --> 00:12:56.243 No, it was actually over a girl. 336 00:12:56.376 --> 00:12:59.679 A lover's triangle, that old cliche. 337 00:12:59.813 --> 00:13:02.249 Was she human or reptile? 338 00:13:02.382 --> 00:13:05.953 Technically, human, but pretty cold-blooded, actually. 339 00:13:06.086 --> 00:13:10.157 It's my ex and Gus's owner, she moved to Buffalo 340 00:13:10.290 --> 00:13:11.859 and left us both in the lurch. 341 00:13:11.992 --> 00:13:14.227 Oh, and no child support, I'm guessing? 342 00:13:14.361 --> 00:13:16.229 Again, we're just roommates. 343 00:13:16.363 --> 00:13:18.966 Right. 344 00:13:19.099 --> 00:13:21.168 So when did she skip town? 345 00:13:21.301 --> 00:13:22.269 Over a year ago. 346 00:13:22.402 --> 00:13:23.803 But every couple months, he tries 347 00:13:23.937 --> 00:13:26.173 to dig his way out of the yard and he goes searching for her. 348 00:13:26.306 --> 00:13:27.107 Aw. 349 00:13:27.240 --> 00:13:29.242 That's so sad, I may cry. 350 00:13:29.376 --> 00:13:30.377 Oh, yeah. 351 00:13:30.510 --> 00:13:32.479 Well, tortoises aren't like humans. 352 00:13:32.612 --> 00:13:36.349 They're relentless when it comes to love, and they never give up. 353 00:13:36.483 --> 00:13:38.018 The heart wants what the heart wants. 354 00:13:38.151 --> 00:13:40.353 And clearly, this guy is obviously 355 00:13:40.487 --> 00:13:42.289 looking for a pretty girl. 356 00:13:43.690 --> 00:13:47.260 Um, your reward, madam. 357 00:13:47.394 --> 00:13:49.096 Thank you for taking such good care of him. 358 00:13:49.229 --> 00:13:53.200 Though quick tip, pizza's really a turtle thing mostly of 359 00:13:53.333 --> 00:13:55.268 the Teenage Mutant persuasion. 360 00:13:55.402 --> 00:13:56.503 No, no, no, no, I couldn't. 361 00:13:56.636 --> 00:13:58.105 He wasn't a bother at all. 362 00:13:58.238 --> 00:13:58.972 Really? 363 00:13:59.106 --> 00:14:00.040 OK. 364 00:14:01.942 --> 00:14:04.377 Then how about letting me buy you dinner? 365 00:14:04.511 --> 00:14:06.513 Damn, you were fast. 366 00:14:06.646 --> 00:14:08.015 Yeah, well, I get that from Gus. 367 00:14:08.148 --> 00:14:09.116 I'm sorry. 368 00:14:09.249 --> 00:14:10.483 I didn't even ask if you were single. 369 00:14:10.617 --> 00:14:11.919 Yeah, and you assumed because I spent 370 00:14:12.052 --> 00:14:14.054 my Valentine's Day digging through a dumpster 371 00:14:14.187 --> 00:14:16.689 that I might be unattached. 372 00:14:16.823 --> 00:14:20.327 It did cross my mind, yeah. 373 00:14:20.460 --> 00:14:23.596 So, what do you say, Portabello's at 8:00? 374 00:14:23.730 --> 00:14:25.698 Is that some kind of scam where you go to a pet store, 375 00:14:25.832 --> 00:14:27.200 and you buy a bunch of tortoises, 376 00:14:27.334 --> 00:14:29.302 and scribble your name and number on their bellies, 377 00:14:29.436 --> 00:14:31.504 and then release them all over town, hoping to score 378 00:14:31.638 --> 00:14:33.606 some date with a gullible animal lover? 379 00:14:33.740 --> 00:14:34.807 You mean a creep? 380 00:14:34.942 --> 00:14:36.543 Yeah, yeah, are you some kind of creep? 381 00:14:36.676 --> 00:14:39.312 Oh, no, no, I meant a group of tortoises is called a creep. 382 00:14:39.446 --> 00:14:44.017 As for the missing pet grift, nah, I'm not that clever. 383 00:14:44.151 --> 00:14:46.553 Nor can I afford that much endive. 384 00:14:46.686 --> 00:14:48.021 So you're not playing me? 385 00:14:48.155 --> 00:14:51.758 I'm not a player, scout's honor. 386 00:14:51.891 --> 00:14:53.860 But technically, I'm not a scout either, so. 387 00:14:53.994 --> 00:14:55.162 - Nor a priest. - No. 388 00:14:55.295 --> 00:14:56.229 Mm. 389 00:14:58.531 --> 00:14:59.799 OK, yeah. 390 00:14:59.933 --> 00:15:00.733 Why not? 391 00:15:00.867 --> 00:15:01.969 Yeah? 392 00:15:02.102 --> 00:15:03.370 - I can do Portobello's tonight. - It's a date. 393 00:15:03.503 --> 00:15:04.237 It's a date. 394 00:15:04.371 --> 00:15:06.373 OK, I'll see you then. 395 00:15:06.506 --> 00:15:09.376 Though, if you do find an iguana with my information on it, 396 00:15:09.509 --> 00:15:10.810 I lost him when I was 10. 397 00:15:10.944 --> 00:15:13.346 And yes, I did set him free in hopes of attracting 398 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:14.614 eighth grade hotties. 399 00:15:14.747 --> 00:15:15.615 I'll be on the lookout. 400 00:15:15.748 --> 00:15:16.516 OK. 401 00:15:16.649 --> 00:15:18.085 OK. 402 00:15:18.218 --> 00:15:19.219 Bye, Gus. 403 00:15:19.352 --> 00:15:20.920 We're going to be all right. 404 00:15:21.054 --> 00:15:25.125 We're going to be all right, yeah, all right. 405 00:15:25.258 --> 00:15:29.262 We're going to be all right, yeah, all right. 406 00:15:29.396 --> 00:15:32.265 Backmen, party of two, Backmen. 407 00:15:34.901 --> 00:15:36.103 Hey, let's just take the table. 408 00:15:36.236 --> 00:15:37.070 They're clearly not here. 409 00:15:37.204 --> 00:15:38.438 We can save ourselves some time. 410 00:15:38.571 --> 00:15:39.606 Oh, don't be silly. 411 00:15:39.739 --> 00:15:40.940 That would be dishonest. 412 00:15:43.510 --> 00:15:45.178 Last call for Backmen. 413 00:15:47.047 --> 00:15:49.749 Should have made a reservation. 414 00:15:53.153 --> 00:15:57.757 Um, yeah. 415 00:15:57.890 --> 00:16:00.193 I'm a die-hard Raiders fan. 416 00:16:00.327 --> 00:16:01.261 Of the Lost Ark? 417 00:16:01.394 --> 00:16:02.495 Me too. 418 00:16:02.629 --> 00:16:04.331 Though, I still think that The Last Crusade is 419 00:16:04.464 --> 00:16:07.200 my favorite Indiana Jones film. 420 00:16:07.334 --> 00:16:11.804 No, no, Raiders, the football team. 421 00:16:11.938 --> 00:16:16.043 Oh, right, yes, oh, yeah. 422 00:16:16.176 --> 00:16:16.943 Do you know them? 423 00:16:17.077 --> 00:16:18.345 Are you into sports? 424 00:16:18.478 --> 00:16:20.580 Do you consider working out a sport? 425 00:16:20.713 --> 00:16:22.015 I do not. 426 00:16:22.149 --> 00:16:23.650 Then, no. 427 00:16:23.783 --> 00:16:27.854 OK, OK. 428 00:16:27.987 --> 00:16:31.858 What do you like on your pizza? 429 00:16:31.991 --> 00:16:34.527 Oh, well, this is a French restaurant. 430 00:16:34.661 --> 00:16:36.196 I don't think they have pizza here. 431 00:16:36.329 --> 00:16:37.364 I know that. 432 00:16:37.497 --> 00:16:39.166 Just, what's your favorite pizza topping? 433 00:16:39.299 --> 00:16:40.633 Oh, like in general? 434 00:16:40.767 --> 00:16:42.135 Yeah. 435 00:16:42.269 --> 00:16:44.604 Oh, yeah, well, there is this delicious wood-burning oven 436 00:16:44.737 --> 00:16:47.540 establishment on the West Side that has a pear, goat cheese, 437 00:16:47.674 --> 00:16:49.609 arugula pizza pie with a cauliflower 438 00:16:49.742 --> 00:16:52.712 crust that is simply divine. 439 00:16:52.845 --> 00:16:54.547 Pizza pie. 440 00:16:54.681 --> 00:16:55.548 Your wine, sir. 441 00:16:55.682 --> 00:16:57.184 Oh, great, wine. 442 00:16:57.317 --> 00:16:59.519 That is something I believe we both can share a love for. 443 00:16:59.652 --> 00:17:01.321 - That's great. - Yeah. 444 00:17:02.122 --> 00:17:03.223 Fill 'er up, good sir. 445 00:17:08.027 --> 00:17:09.662 Oh, a little bit-- just-- 446 00:17:09.796 --> 00:17:11.030 Oh, OK. 447 00:17:11.164 --> 00:17:12.865 Just a normal pour for me. 448 00:17:12.999 --> 00:17:18.037 Yeah, just-- and just the regular ounces. 449 00:17:18.305 --> 00:17:19.106 Thank you. 450 00:17:19.239 --> 00:17:20.039 Yes. 451 00:17:20.173 --> 00:17:23.543 Well, to Gus. 452 00:17:23.676 --> 00:17:24.677 To Gus, yeah. 453 00:17:29.048 --> 00:17:30.250 It's a slow sipper. 454 00:17:33.186 --> 00:17:35.955 Can you tell like, the notes of the butter and the-- 455 00:17:36.089 --> 00:17:37.890 I'm picking up alcohol. 456 00:17:38.024 --> 00:17:40.227 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 457 00:17:40.360 --> 00:17:42.028 Well, thank you for dinner. 458 00:17:42.162 --> 00:17:45.765 You were not a creep, and in absolutely no way a player 459 00:17:45.898 --> 00:17:46.866 at all. 460 00:17:46.999 --> 00:17:50.303 Appreciate that, I think. 461 00:17:50.437 --> 00:17:53.906 So, we should do this again? 462 00:17:54.040 --> 00:17:55.675 OK, yeah, maybe. 463 00:17:55.808 --> 00:17:57.110 - OK, well, you have my number. - Mm-hm. 464 00:17:57.244 --> 00:17:59.045 And thank you again for finding my little-- 465 00:17:59.179 --> 00:18:00.513 - Empty your pockets! - Whoa, hey! 466 00:18:00.647 --> 00:18:01.414 - Now! - OK, I'm sorry. 467 00:18:01.548 --> 00:18:02.649 I-- I didn't hear you. 468 00:18:02.782 --> 00:18:04.016 Hey, dude, We have a young tortoise at home 469 00:18:04.151 --> 00:18:05.051 that needs his mommy and daddy. 470 00:18:06.386 --> 00:18:07.420 - You think this is funny? - No, no, no. 471 00:18:07.554 --> 00:18:08.655 - Huh! - No, no, no, sir, 472 00:18:08.788 --> 00:18:11.023 - you're the boss. - Here, take my wallet. 473 00:18:11.158 --> 00:18:12.091 You can have my phone. 474 00:18:12.225 --> 00:18:13.293 Take my watch. 475 00:18:13.426 --> 00:18:14.961 Will you just please let the lady keep her stuff? 476 00:18:15.094 --> 00:18:16.062 And the purse. 477 00:18:16.196 --> 00:18:17.464 Come on, come on, take my pork medallions. 478 00:18:17.597 --> 00:18:18.565 They're very good. 479 00:18:18.698 --> 00:18:19.766 They were sauteed with wild mushrooms 480 00:18:19.899 --> 00:18:20.933 and a white wine reduction. 481 00:18:21.067 --> 00:18:22.435 I don't want your damn leftovers. 482 00:18:22.569 --> 00:18:23.336 Just give me the purse. 483 00:18:23.470 --> 00:18:24.271 Look-- 484 00:18:24.404 --> 00:18:25.438 Hey, hey, hey, wait, man. 485 00:18:25.572 --> 00:18:27.274 I think that I know you. 486 00:18:27.407 --> 00:18:28.408 The hell you do. 487 00:18:28.541 --> 00:18:29.942 No, no, no, no, from the sports bar 488 00:18:30.076 --> 00:18:31.278 downtown at the Chargers game. 489 00:18:31.411 --> 00:18:33.613 I think that we high-fived when the Raiders won. 490 00:18:33.746 --> 00:18:35.615 Actually, man, I think that we hugged. 491 00:18:37.417 --> 00:18:38.551 Which sports bar? 492 00:18:38.685 --> 00:18:39.986 How do you think we're going to do this year? 493 00:18:40.119 --> 00:18:41.488 I think we're going to go deep in the playoffs 494 00:18:41.621 --> 00:18:44.357 if we can fix the secondary, but we need a strong safety that can 495 00:18:44.491 --> 00:18:45.758 punish receivers like Jack-- 496 00:18:45.892 --> 00:18:46.659 Tatum. 497 00:18:46.793 --> 00:18:47.894 Exactly, dude, the assassin. 498 00:18:48.027 --> 00:18:50.363 If that dude hit you, you are not getting back up. 499 00:18:50.497 --> 00:18:52.799 Number 32, part of the zone. 500 00:18:52.932 --> 00:18:54.667 That man was the GOAT. 501 00:18:54.801 --> 00:18:56.503 It is bullshit that he's not in the Hall of Fame. 502 00:18:56.636 --> 00:18:57.837 - Total bullshit. - Bullshit. 503 00:18:57.970 --> 00:18:59.038 Total bullshit. 504 00:18:59.172 --> 00:19:00.740 OK, all right, yeah, I guess you guys can go. 505 00:19:00.873 --> 00:19:01.974 - Here. - What? 506 00:19:02.108 --> 00:19:03.976 But I am keeping a 20 for myself. 507 00:19:04.110 --> 00:19:05.178 Yes, yes, of course. 508 00:19:05.312 --> 00:19:06.979 Sure, yeah, take as much as you want. 509 00:19:07.113 --> 00:19:08.114 Thank you. 510 00:19:08.248 --> 00:19:10.217 Hey, hey, bless you, man, seriously. 511 00:19:10.350 --> 00:19:12.552 And God bless Al Davis, RIP. 512 00:19:12.685 --> 00:19:13.620 Raider Nation. 513 00:19:13.753 --> 00:19:14.487 Raider Nation. 514 00:19:14.621 --> 00:19:16.823 Raider Nation. 515 00:19:16.956 --> 00:19:19.759 What the hell? 516 00:19:19.892 --> 00:19:22.995 Ah, ride or die. 517 00:19:23.129 --> 00:19:24.297 Raiders for life. 518 00:19:24.431 --> 00:19:25.398 Silver and black forever. 519 00:19:25.532 --> 00:19:26.666 Yeah. 520 00:19:26.799 --> 00:19:28.201 Those pork medallions, can I still have them? 521 00:19:28.335 --> 00:19:29.502 - Yes, please have them. - I'm starving. 522 00:19:29.636 --> 00:19:31.471 Take them. 523 00:19:31.604 --> 00:19:32.805 Whoa. 524 00:19:32.939 --> 00:19:34.207 That was-- are you OK? 525 00:19:34.341 --> 00:19:35.174 Yeah, I'm fine. 526 00:19:35.308 --> 00:19:36.476 Are you OK? 527 00:19:36.609 --> 00:19:38.878 Yeah, I mean, I'm still shaking, but wow, feeling 528 00:19:39.011 --> 00:19:40.513 an adrenaline rush here. - OK. 529 00:19:40.647 --> 00:19:41.414 Woo! 530 00:19:41.548 --> 00:19:42.949 Easy, cowboy. 531 00:19:43.082 --> 00:19:44.150 Do you want to call it a night? 532 00:19:44.284 --> 00:19:45.385 Or maybe you can get some dessert 533 00:19:45.518 --> 00:19:46.986 and walk off all this energy? 534 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:49.155 I'm getting the sense that you want to walk off some energy. 535 00:19:49.289 --> 00:19:50.523 - Yeah. - Ice cream? 536 00:19:50.657 --> 00:19:51.724 Do you want to go get some ice cream or something? 537 00:19:51.858 --> 00:19:52.659 OK, great, great. 538 00:19:52.792 --> 00:19:53.693 OK. 539 00:19:53.826 --> 00:19:54.594 Let's get out of here. 540 00:19:54.727 --> 00:19:55.495 OK. 541 00:19:55.628 --> 00:19:56.396 Come on. 542 00:19:56.529 --> 00:19:57.330 Raiders. 543 00:19:57.464 --> 00:19:58.197 Raiders, man. 544 00:20:05.805 --> 00:20:08.074 I mean, what luck! 545 00:20:08.207 --> 00:20:09.809 He roots for your team, and you had 546 00:20:09.942 --> 00:20:11.378 a previous encounter with him. 547 00:20:11.511 --> 00:20:12.645 That's incredible. 548 00:20:12.779 --> 00:20:15.147 I had never seen that guy before in my life. 549 00:20:15.282 --> 00:20:17.717 No, no, no, but you had a whole elaborate handshake, 550 00:20:17.850 --> 00:20:19.185 and the Raider Nation. 551 00:20:19.319 --> 00:20:21.621 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw a tattoo of a shield on his neck, 552 00:20:21.754 --> 00:20:23.723 and I just assumed he was a member of Raider Nation. 553 00:20:23.856 --> 00:20:24.957 So-- 554 00:20:25.091 --> 00:20:27.026 We degenerates, we bleed silver and black. 555 00:20:27.159 --> 00:20:30.430 Hold on a second, you were lying? 556 00:20:30.563 --> 00:20:32.064 Yes, yes, I was. 557 00:20:32.198 --> 00:20:33.366 Dang. 558 00:20:33.500 --> 00:20:35.201 I'm even more impressed now. 559 00:20:38.305 --> 00:20:40.039 It's kind of cold tonight. 560 00:20:40.172 --> 00:20:41.073 Here. 561 00:20:45.512 --> 00:20:49.015 You're interesting, a bit dangerous, 562 00:20:49.148 --> 00:20:54.186 I think, but very, very interesting. 563 00:20:56.323 --> 00:20:58.124 So I scare you? 564 00:20:58.257 --> 00:21:01.894 Oh, yes, very much so. 565 00:21:11.338 --> 00:21:13.473 You'll call me tomorrow? 566 00:21:13.606 --> 00:21:15.675 And perhaps, the day after that-- 567 00:21:19.746 --> 00:21:21.814 and the one after that, too, actually. 568 00:21:28.988 --> 00:21:33.292 Let's take it further, see what's behind it, 569 00:21:33.426 --> 00:21:36.996 tell everybody what's going on. 570 00:21:37.129 --> 00:21:42.168 Let's run together, cause we are one, cause we are one, 571 00:21:42.902 --> 00:21:43.870 yeah, we are one. 572 00:21:44.003 --> 00:21:47.640 We're just living our, our, our dream. 573 00:21:47.774 --> 00:21:49.141 Flying into space-- 574 00:21:49.275 --> 00:21:51.811 Babe, your breakfast is ready. 575 00:21:51.944 --> 00:21:55.014 Coffee, please. 576 00:21:55.147 --> 00:21:57.484 Going to try to get in five miles this morning. 577 00:21:57.617 --> 00:21:58.818 Any interest? - No. 578 00:21:58.951 --> 00:21:59.852 Right. 579 00:21:59.986 --> 00:22:01.421 Oh, farmers market when I get back? 580 00:22:01.554 --> 00:22:03.155 Well, the game is on at 1:00, but maybe 581 00:22:03.289 --> 00:22:04.824 we could go see a movie later? 582 00:22:04.957 --> 00:22:07.794 Blade Runner is at the New Art in 70 millimeter. 583 00:22:07.927 --> 00:22:10.363 No, no, no more retro '80s junk. 584 00:22:10.497 --> 00:22:12.198 No, no, no, no, this one's set in the future. 585 00:22:12.331 --> 00:22:14.000 What year does it take place? 586 00:22:14.133 --> 00:22:15.802 2019, damn it. 587 00:22:15.935 --> 00:22:17.704 No, babe, no, if we're going to go out, 588 00:22:17.837 --> 00:22:20.440 I want to go get like, a big, fat, greasy burger, 589 00:22:20.573 --> 00:22:23.142 and go see something new. 590 00:22:23.275 --> 00:22:24.511 What is this? 591 00:22:24.644 --> 00:22:26.979 An early birthday surprise, maybe. 592 00:22:27.113 --> 00:22:28.047 Open it up. 593 00:22:31.050 --> 00:22:33.553 You've had that on our fridge for the last year, 594 00:22:33.686 --> 00:22:35.555 so I gathered you're really itching to go 595 00:22:35.688 --> 00:22:37.189 to that swanky hotel and spa. 596 00:22:37.323 --> 00:22:38.891 And it's near your mom's place, right? 597 00:22:39.025 --> 00:22:40.727 Right. 598 00:22:40.860 --> 00:22:43.830 So you thought spending vacation time with my mother 599 00:22:43.963 --> 00:22:45.665 would be a nice birthday gift. 600 00:22:45.798 --> 00:22:47.667 And Valentine's present. 601 00:22:47.800 --> 00:22:50.703 Look, Greece is one of the most romantic places in the world. 602 00:22:50.837 --> 00:22:52.071 And don't you think it's high time that I 603 00:22:52.204 --> 00:22:54.474 met your mother in person? 604 00:22:54.607 --> 00:22:57.209 I did promise that I would go see her. 605 00:22:57.343 --> 00:23:00.046 And, yeah, I haven't seen her in, like, three years. 606 00:23:00.179 --> 00:23:03.082 Yeah, we'll see ancient ruins, beautiful beaches, 607 00:23:03.215 --> 00:23:05.017 Mount Olympus. 608 00:23:05.151 --> 00:23:09.589 Trust me, it is going to be great. 609 00:23:09.722 --> 00:23:10.957 Farmers market, think about it. 610 00:23:11.090 --> 00:23:12.759 Let's get it going, going. 611 00:23:12.892 --> 00:23:14.594 Let's get it. 612 00:23:14.727 --> 00:23:16.763 Let's get it going, going. 613 00:23:16.896 --> 00:23:18.498 Let's get it. 614 00:23:18.631 --> 00:23:21.534 Ugh, tofu. 615 00:23:21.668 --> 00:23:22.869 Do you want a little tofu? 616 00:23:23.002 --> 00:23:23.936 Gross. 617 00:23:28.575 --> 00:23:30.209 I have the vacation days. 618 00:23:30.342 --> 00:23:32.512 I don't know, it's just a long-ass flight. 619 00:23:32.645 --> 00:23:34.814 I wish someone would take me to Greece. 620 00:23:34.947 --> 00:23:38.518 Last vacation I went on was a colon clinic in Phoenix. 621 00:23:38.651 --> 00:23:40.453 How long have you two been together? 622 00:23:40.587 --> 00:23:42.354 It'll be our one year anniversary. 623 00:23:42.489 --> 00:23:44.524 That's like, your longest relationship. 624 00:23:44.657 --> 00:23:46.092 That's impressive, considering you 625 00:23:46.225 --> 00:23:48.160 two have absolutely nothing in common. 626 00:23:48.294 --> 00:23:49.796 Wait, I thought you liked Andrew. 627 00:23:49.929 --> 00:23:51.230 I do like him. 628 00:23:51.363 --> 00:23:55.434 He's sweet, kind, funny, doesn't think P.F 629 00:23:55.568 --> 00:23:58.304 Chang's is a nice restaurant. 630 00:23:58.437 --> 00:23:59.438 I love the guy. 631 00:23:59.572 --> 00:24:01.941 The question is, do you? 632 00:24:02.074 --> 00:24:03.743 Yeah, yeah. 633 00:24:03.876 --> 00:24:07.847 OK, so we don't have the same taste in movies or music, 634 00:24:07.980 --> 00:24:11.283 and he only eats that disgusting, organic, nutritional 635 00:24:11.417 --> 00:24:12.719 crap. 636 00:24:12.852 --> 00:24:15.488 But, Trish, I have been with so many toxic, emotionally 637 00:24:15.622 --> 00:24:17.590 unavailable guys that turn out to be 638 00:24:17.724 --> 00:24:19.325 bigger douchebag liars than me. 639 00:24:19.458 --> 00:24:20.793 Impossible. 640 00:24:20.927 --> 00:24:24.831 And what is it about me that just attracts these losers? 641 00:24:24.964 --> 00:24:26.599 Well, that's because you an avoidant. 642 00:24:26.733 --> 00:24:29.636 I knew you were listening. 643 00:24:29.769 --> 00:24:30.570 I'm a what? 644 00:24:30.703 --> 00:24:31.704 An avoidant. 645 00:24:31.838 --> 00:24:33.740 OK, look, it's a pattern of bad behavior 646 00:24:33.873 --> 00:24:38.611 that's characterized by a person who has a lack of intimacy, 647 00:24:38.745 --> 00:24:40.479 closeness, vulnerability. 648 00:24:40.613 --> 00:24:41.814 Nobody asked you. 649 00:24:44.283 --> 00:24:45.284 Girl, what's wrong with you? 650 00:24:45.417 --> 00:24:46.819 You almost knocked the LEGOs on the-- 651 00:24:46.953 --> 00:24:49.589 No, he's right, he's right, but Andrew's different. 652 00:24:49.722 --> 00:24:52.959 He's trustworthy and he's reliable. 653 00:24:53.092 --> 00:24:54.126 He's a keeper. 654 00:24:54.260 --> 00:24:56.362 And I'm turning 30 in two weeks. 655 00:24:56.495 --> 00:24:58.831 So we're talking like, marriage? 656 00:24:58.965 --> 00:25:00.266 It's come up. 657 00:25:00.399 --> 00:25:03.636 Well, you know, Greece is the fifth most popular proposal 658 00:25:03.770 --> 00:25:05.204 destination in the world. 659 00:25:05.337 --> 00:25:07.874 I mean, right after that, you got the-- you got Central Park, 660 00:25:08.007 --> 00:25:09.642 you got the Eiffel Tower, the Brooklyn 661 00:25:09.776 --> 00:25:11.210 Bridge, and the Grand Canyon. 662 00:25:13.379 --> 00:25:15.648 Could you stop mansplaining, and get over here, and help me 663 00:25:15.782 --> 00:25:17.684 put away these socks, please? 664 00:25:17.817 --> 00:25:20.052 OK, I'll be over there in a second. 665 00:25:20.186 --> 00:25:21.854 He does whatever I say. 666 00:25:21.988 --> 00:25:22.989 I bet you he's right, though. 667 00:25:23.122 --> 00:25:24.090 He's going to propose. 668 00:25:24.223 --> 00:25:25.725 No. 669 00:25:25.858 --> 00:25:28.260 OK, but if he did, would it be such a bad thing? 670 00:25:28.394 --> 00:25:31.397 I mean, as long as it's not on my actual birthday. 671 00:25:31.530 --> 00:25:33.365 Right, V-day. 672 00:25:33.499 --> 00:25:35.635 Yeah, oh, I shutter at the thought 673 00:25:35.768 --> 00:25:38.370 of having another milestone on that dreadful date. 674 00:25:38.504 --> 00:25:40.272 Well, you just have to tell him. 675 00:25:40.406 --> 00:25:41.641 And say what? 676 00:25:41.774 --> 00:25:44.210 Please don't propose to me on my birthday/the most 677 00:25:44.343 --> 00:25:45.645 romantic day of the year? 678 00:25:45.778 --> 00:25:47.279 Yeah, well, just explain to him 679 00:25:47.413 --> 00:25:51.584 that February 14th is a dark tumor on your cold, dead heart. 680 00:25:51.718 --> 00:25:56.422 You know, just do me a favor, don't you propose to him, OK? 681 00:25:56.555 --> 00:25:58.490 That's demoralizing for a man. 682 00:25:58.625 --> 00:26:00.727 I'm sorry, honey, I know you're sensitive about that. 683 00:26:00.860 --> 00:26:02.729 I love you, sweetie. 684 00:26:02.862 --> 00:26:04.897 I love you, too, but that's definitely a trigger. 685 00:26:05.031 --> 00:26:05.832 Don't listen to him. 686 00:26:05.965 --> 00:26:06.699 He loved it. 687 00:26:21.413 --> 00:26:25.584 Paradise, paradise. 688 00:26:25.718 --> 00:26:28.154 The last time we were here, the toilet overflowed, 689 00:26:28.287 --> 00:26:30.489 and it just totally ruined our luggage. 690 00:26:30.623 --> 00:26:32.024 I'm so sorry to hear that. 691 00:26:32.158 --> 00:26:33.559 When was your stay? 692 00:26:33.693 --> 00:26:36.462 We always make note of these types of mishaps in our system. 693 00:26:36.595 --> 00:26:37.563 Oh, oh, well, I didn't-- 694 00:26:37.697 --> 00:26:39.331 I didn't want to get anybody fired, 695 00:26:39.465 --> 00:26:40.967 so I kept it on the down low. 696 00:26:41.100 --> 00:26:42.434 Yeah, Gina is all about being discreet. 697 00:26:42.568 --> 00:26:43.803 I just want to make sure that we're 698 00:26:43.936 --> 00:26:45.872 not in the exact same room as last time, you know, 699 00:26:46.005 --> 00:26:47.740 bad memories. 700 00:26:47.874 --> 00:26:49.642 Well, I have you in the room. 701 00:26:49.776 --> 00:26:53.646 Although, the concierge did say something about an upgrade 702 00:26:53.780 --> 00:26:54.881 on our next visit. 703 00:26:55.014 --> 00:26:55.748 Uh. 704 00:26:55.882 --> 00:26:56.983 Not necessary, though. 705 00:26:57.116 --> 00:26:59.418 No, no, no, not necessary. 706 00:26:59.551 --> 00:27:01.954 Look, we have waterproof luggage now, see? 707 00:27:02.088 --> 00:27:03.956 And I'm sure that you guys have steam-cleaned 708 00:27:04.090 --> 00:27:07.626 the feces out of the carpet. 709 00:27:07.760 --> 00:27:12.131 Um, I think, yes, I have an available suite 710 00:27:12.264 --> 00:27:13.499 on the third floor. - Oh, great. 711 00:27:13.632 --> 00:27:14.466 - Great. - Great. 712 00:27:14.600 --> 00:27:15.668 Great. 713 00:27:15.802 --> 00:27:17.136 Thank you so much. That's so kind of you. 714 00:27:17.269 --> 00:27:18.504 - It's not a problem. - Thank you. 715 00:27:18.637 --> 00:27:20.639 And tell me about this suite, does it have a view? 716 00:27:20.773 --> 00:27:23.676 Babe, why don't you go relax, and I'll 717 00:27:23.810 --> 00:27:25.144 finish checking us in, OK? - OK. 718 00:27:25.277 --> 00:27:26.612 Please? I got this. 719 00:27:26.746 --> 00:27:28.214 I'll get us a good room. - Good room, OK. 720 00:27:28.347 --> 00:27:29.148 Thank you. 721 00:27:29.281 --> 00:27:30.516 Thank you. 722 00:27:30.649 --> 00:27:32.151 So, just the view. 723 00:27:32.284 --> 00:27:36.122 And could you maybe send a blender up by any chance? 724 00:27:36.255 --> 00:27:36.989 No. 725 00:27:37.123 --> 00:27:38.991 OK. 726 00:27:39.125 --> 00:27:43.395 Where does it go when the feeling's gone? 727 00:27:46.632 --> 00:27:51.003 I'm back in the car with the radio on. 728 00:27:55.607 --> 00:27:58.644 Hey, hey, hey, over here, over here, up here. 729 00:27:58.778 --> 00:27:59.545 Hey, you. 730 00:27:59.678 --> 00:28:00.813 Me? 731 00:28:00.947 --> 00:28:02.982 Oh, my God, I didn't expect to see you here. 732 00:28:03.115 --> 00:28:03.883 How you been doing? 733 00:28:04.016 --> 00:28:07.419 Um, good, I guess. 734 00:28:07.553 --> 00:28:09.889 This place is awesome, huh? 735 00:28:10.022 --> 00:28:11.958 Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. 736 00:28:12.091 --> 00:28:13.960 Yeah, I can't thank you enough. 737 00:28:14.093 --> 00:28:17.196 Let me buy you a drink later, several drinks, huh? 738 00:28:17.329 --> 00:28:18.364 OK, maybe later. 739 00:28:18.497 --> 00:28:19.265 All right. 740 00:28:19.398 --> 00:28:20.199 I'll see you around. 741 00:28:20.332 --> 00:28:22.134 OK. 742 00:28:22.268 --> 00:28:23.736 All right, we're all set. 743 00:28:23.870 --> 00:28:24.670 Who was that guy? 744 00:28:24.804 --> 00:28:25.905 No freaking clue. 745 00:28:26.038 --> 00:28:27.173 Huh, all right. 746 00:28:27.306 --> 00:28:28.174 This place is great. 747 00:28:28.307 --> 00:28:29.275 Yeah, shall we? 748 00:28:29.408 --> 00:28:30.342 Yeah. 749 00:28:32.278 --> 00:28:33.179 Thank you. 750 00:28:33.312 --> 00:28:35.147 Have a good one. 751 00:28:35.281 --> 00:28:38.417 Well, we have a few hours before we need to be at your mom's. 752 00:28:38.550 --> 00:28:39.518 Want to take a nap? 753 00:28:39.651 --> 00:28:40.753 What are we, senior citizens? 754 00:28:40.887 --> 00:28:42.021 Oh. 755 00:28:42.154 --> 00:28:43.756 Babe, do you realize you just tipped that guy 50 756 00:28:43.890 --> 00:28:44.824 euros for bringing up two bags? 757 00:28:44.957 --> 00:28:46.192 What? I did. 758 00:28:46.325 --> 00:28:47.093 Yeah. 759 00:28:47.226 --> 00:28:48.560 Yeah, I love you so much. 760 00:28:48.694 --> 00:28:50.629 And your innocent nature is exactly why I fell for you, 761 00:28:50.763 --> 00:28:52.031 but you got to be more careful. 762 00:28:52.164 --> 00:28:53.599 There are a lot of slick con men out there. 763 00:28:53.732 --> 00:28:55.768 Like earlier, that cabbie totally would have ripped 764 00:28:55.902 --> 00:28:57.203 you off had I not stepped in. 765 00:28:57.336 --> 00:28:59.538 I don't know if I was being ripped off by that cabbie. 766 00:28:59.671 --> 00:29:00.706 No, he was. 767 00:29:00.840 --> 00:29:02.174 And then the woman that wiped the bird 768 00:29:02.308 --> 00:29:04.944 poop off your shirt earlier, she was a pickpocket, honey. 769 00:29:05.077 --> 00:29:06.445 That's like a classic scam. 770 00:29:06.578 --> 00:29:07.379 Yes. 771 00:29:07.513 --> 00:29:08.614 No. 772 00:29:08.747 --> 00:29:10.082 I love you so much, but you are what they 773 00:29:10.216 --> 00:29:13.385 call an extremely easy mark. 774 00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:15.721 Well, maybe I'm just not a cynic 775 00:29:15.855 --> 00:29:17.089 who thinks that everyone's out to get me 776 00:29:17.223 --> 00:29:18.357 and lying to me all the time. 777 00:29:18.490 --> 00:29:19.792 I mean, then again, I've never had a problem 778 00:29:19.926 --> 00:29:21.560 being a truthful person myself. 779 00:29:21.693 --> 00:29:23.262 Excuse me? 780 00:29:23.395 --> 00:29:26.398 I mean, like, maybe now that you're turning 30, you 781 00:29:26.532 --> 00:29:27.433 might want to try-- you might-- 782 00:29:31.370 --> 00:29:35.441 Hey, how about I put our stuff away, and get you a drink, 783 00:29:35.574 --> 00:29:37.043 and you can lay by the pool and wait for me? 784 00:29:37.176 --> 00:29:38.077 Does that sound good? 785 00:29:38.210 --> 00:29:40.579 OK. 786 00:29:40.712 --> 00:29:43.382 I love you. 787 00:30:03.735 --> 00:30:05.872 Hey, hey, I thought that was you. 788 00:30:06.005 --> 00:30:07.306 Oh, you must come here all the time. 789 00:30:07.439 --> 00:30:09.075 Do you have any good restaurant recommendations? 790 00:30:09.208 --> 00:30:11.710 Oh, I think you have me confused with somebody else. 791 00:30:11.844 --> 00:30:13.645 This is actually my first time to the island. 792 00:30:13.779 --> 00:30:15.181 Oh, you don't remember me? 793 00:30:15.314 --> 00:30:17.349 Johnny Giovinazzo. 794 00:30:17.483 --> 00:30:18.951 Giovinazzo's Pizzeria. 795 00:30:19.085 --> 00:30:21.687 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the owner, right, 796 00:30:21.820 --> 00:30:23.155 you and your-- your twin? 797 00:30:23.289 --> 00:30:24.556 Yeah, Mickey, yeah. 798 00:30:24.690 --> 00:30:27.026 And you're the reason I'm on this swank-ass vacation, 799 00:30:27.159 --> 00:30:29.261 I mean, my first island adventure, 800 00:30:29.395 --> 00:30:30.829 except for that one time I went to Staten Island 801 00:30:30.963 --> 00:30:31.998 for my cousin's wedding. 802 00:30:32.131 --> 00:30:32.899 It was all right. 803 00:30:33.032 --> 00:30:34.266 The reception was beautiful. 804 00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:36.702 They did the whole thing up in, like, blue carnations 805 00:30:36.835 --> 00:30:38.470 and crepe paper, had this big chocolate 806 00:30:38.604 --> 00:30:40.006 fountain in the center. 807 00:30:40.139 --> 00:30:41.307 You could put a marshmallow on a stick, dip it in the chocolate. 808 00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:42.875 Hold on. I don't really care about the wedding. 809 00:30:43.009 --> 00:30:45.111 Wait, what do you mean I'm the reason for your vacation/ 810 00:30:45.244 --> 00:30:48.847 Oh, your tip, the $5,000 gift card to this amazing resort. 811 00:30:48.981 --> 00:30:50.049 It was very generous. 812 00:30:50.182 --> 00:30:52.551 Wait, hold on, I did what now? 813 00:30:52.684 --> 00:30:54.653 Yeah, I thought it might be a scam, like, I'd 814 00:30:54.786 --> 00:30:56.889 have to sit through some 12 hour timeshare seminar, 815 00:30:57.023 --> 00:30:58.457 but this place is legit. Thank you. 816 00:30:58.590 --> 00:30:59.625 I love it. 817 00:30:59.758 --> 00:31:03.129 Why would I tip $5,000 on a $20 pizza? 818 00:31:03.262 --> 00:31:04.496 That's what I said. 819 00:31:04.630 --> 00:31:06.565 And then Mickey thought, maybe you work for the hotel, 820 00:31:06.698 --> 00:31:09.068 and you give free stays away all the time, and whatnot. 821 00:31:09.201 --> 00:31:11.570 No no, no, that was a birthday gift from my mom. 822 00:31:11.703 --> 00:31:13.039 I thought that was a $50 gift card. 823 00:31:13.172 --> 00:31:13.940 Oh. 824 00:31:14.073 --> 00:31:15.474 Oh, oh? 825 00:31:15.607 --> 00:31:17.043 You're a fricking thief. - I am not. 826 00:31:17.176 --> 00:31:18.710 Look, I thought if anything, if you'd want it back, 827 00:31:18.844 --> 00:31:19.745 you would have called the shop. 828 00:31:19.878 --> 00:31:21.180 You know, I waited all year. 829 00:31:21.313 --> 00:31:23.149 If I didn't use it this week, it would have expired. 830 00:31:23.282 --> 00:31:24.416 Hey, Gina, they have passion fruit. 831 00:31:24.550 --> 00:31:25.751 Oh, shit. 832 00:31:25.884 --> 00:31:27.286 Look, look, I'll make it up to you. 833 00:31:27.419 --> 00:31:30.422 How about free one topping pizza for a year with drink purchase? 834 00:31:30.556 --> 00:31:31.857 No, no, OK, that's my boyfriend coming. 835 00:31:31.991 --> 00:31:33.359 Please don't tell him about our generous tip. 836 00:31:33.492 --> 00:31:34.593 We just had a whole fight about this. 837 00:31:34.726 --> 00:31:35.694 Hi. 838 00:31:35.827 --> 00:31:36.895 Hi, honey. 839 00:31:37.029 --> 00:31:38.897 Um, so it turns out I did know that very 840 00:31:39.031 --> 00:31:40.599 loud stranger in the lobby. 841 00:31:40.732 --> 00:31:42.168 He's an old pal from the neighborhood. 842 00:31:42.301 --> 00:31:43.535 Johnny Giovinazzo. How are you doing? 843 00:31:43.669 --> 00:31:44.436 Nice to meet you. 844 00:31:44.570 --> 00:31:46.338 Andrew, great. 845 00:31:46.472 --> 00:31:47.273 Pleased to meet you, too. 846 00:31:47.406 --> 00:31:48.740 How long have you known Gina? 847 00:31:48.874 --> 00:31:51.710 Gina, oh, we go way back, like, grade school. 848 00:31:51.843 --> 00:31:52.611 Whoa. 849 00:31:52.744 --> 00:31:53.612 That's some history. 850 00:31:53.745 --> 00:31:54.680 Oh, yeah. 851 00:31:54.813 --> 00:31:55.982 Yeah, well, it was great to see you. 852 00:31:56.115 --> 00:31:57.516 Second grade, you know, she slips a Valentine 853 00:31:57.649 --> 00:31:58.550 into my little shoebox. 854 00:31:58.684 --> 00:31:59.952 It's got a cartoon llama on it. 855 00:32:00.086 --> 00:32:01.287 Gina, you remember what it said? 856 00:32:01.420 --> 00:32:02.154 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 857 00:32:02.288 --> 00:32:03.389 Come on, yeah, you do. 858 00:32:03.522 --> 00:32:04.723 I don't remember what it said, no. 859 00:32:04.856 --> 00:32:07.426 It said, "Johnny, I think you're a whole llama fun." 860 00:32:09.128 --> 00:32:10.229 That's adorable. 861 00:32:10.362 --> 00:32:11.763 And you guys have been friends ever since? 862 00:32:11.897 --> 00:32:13.432 Oh, yeah, real close, real close. 863 00:32:13.565 --> 00:32:14.533 Gina, how's your dad? 864 00:32:14.666 --> 00:32:15.634 Still dead. 865 00:32:15.767 --> 00:32:17.103 Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. 866 00:32:17.236 --> 00:32:18.737 And your mom, is she still getting you those pricey gift 867 00:32:18.870 --> 00:32:19.805 cards for your birthday? 868 00:32:19.938 --> 00:32:21.173 - Yep. - Wow. 869 00:32:21.307 --> 00:32:23.009 You remember that it's her birthday tomorrow? 870 00:32:23.142 --> 00:32:24.443 I mean, I guess it is hard to forget, 871 00:32:24.576 --> 00:32:26.612 as it is on Valentine's Day. 872 00:32:26.745 --> 00:32:28.714 Valentine's Day, that's right. 873 00:32:28.847 --> 00:32:29.781 She hates that. 874 00:32:29.915 --> 00:32:30.882 I remember this one time-- you'll 875 00:32:31.017 --> 00:32:32.184 love this story, Andy-- she got a sheet 876 00:32:32.318 --> 00:32:33.485 cake in the shape of a heart. 877 00:32:33.619 --> 00:32:35.487 She was so mad, she chucked it at the Shetland 878 00:32:35.621 --> 00:32:36.422 pony her mom got her. 879 00:32:36.555 --> 00:32:37.956 That is so Gina. 880 00:32:38.090 --> 00:32:40.192 Oh, my God, the thing that ate up all the frosting, 881 00:32:40.326 --> 00:32:42.928 went insane from the sugar rush, trampled a bunch of kids, 882 00:32:43.062 --> 00:32:44.330 knocked over a bunch of food, gifts, 883 00:32:44.463 --> 00:32:46.098 and then it kicked a hole right in the bounce house. 884 00:32:46.232 --> 00:32:47.633 It was like a tiny bucking bronco. 885 00:32:47.766 --> 00:32:48.567 No. 886 00:32:48.700 --> 00:32:49.635 That really happened? 887 00:32:49.768 --> 00:32:50.569 Oh, yeah. 888 00:32:50.702 --> 00:32:51.737 Yeah, I guess it really happened. 889 00:32:51.870 --> 00:32:53.405 - Wow. - Yeah. 890 00:32:53.539 --> 00:32:55.474 OK, Johnny, well, it was really great seeing-- 891 00:32:55.607 --> 00:32:57.343 Hey, Johnny, we got some big plans tomorrow, 892 00:32:57.476 --> 00:32:59.678 but how about you have some breakfast with the birthday girl 893 00:32:59.811 --> 00:33:01.013 before we take off? 894 00:33:01.147 --> 00:33:02.381 Oh, no. 895 00:33:02.514 --> 00:33:03.749 You know, I can't think of a single reason not to. 896 00:33:03.882 --> 00:33:04.850 Really? Really? 897 00:33:04.983 --> 00:33:06.518 You don't see one reason why you wouldn't? 898 00:33:06.652 --> 00:33:08.487 All right, well, great. 899 00:33:08.620 --> 00:33:10.356 Say, 8:00 in the dining hall? 900 00:33:10.489 --> 00:33:11.790 8:00, it is. 901 00:33:11.923 --> 00:33:13.592 All right, I'll catch you later, Jyna. 902 00:33:13.725 --> 00:33:15.127 That's what we called her back in elementary. 903 00:33:15.261 --> 00:33:16.495 Jyna? You're kidding. 904 00:33:17.896 --> 00:33:19.365 - OK, bye now. - Later. 905 00:33:19.498 --> 00:33:20.466 Bye, bye. 906 00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:21.333 Jyna. 907 00:33:21.467 --> 00:33:23.235 I like him. 908 00:33:23.369 --> 00:33:24.170 Jyna. 909 00:33:27.373 --> 00:33:29.341 There was exploding tile everywhere. 910 00:33:29.475 --> 00:33:31.710 And not only does she make our landlord fix it, 911 00:33:31.843 --> 00:33:33.479 we got free rent for a month. 912 00:33:33.612 --> 00:33:34.780 Yeah, it was entirely her fault. 913 00:33:34.913 --> 00:33:37.983 That's my Gigi. 914 00:33:38.117 --> 00:33:39.518 I mean, ever since she's been a kid, 915 00:33:39.651 --> 00:33:42.388 she's been a thrill-seeker and a world class BSer. 916 00:33:42.521 --> 00:33:44.390 That's not totally true. 917 00:33:44.523 --> 00:33:45.391 It's not? 918 00:33:45.524 --> 00:33:46.258 No. 919 00:33:46.392 --> 00:33:47.559 No, no, yeah, yeah. 920 00:33:47.693 --> 00:33:50.262 Well, well, speaking of childhood, 921 00:33:50.396 --> 00:33:52.464 did you tell your mom that we ran into your old school 922 00:33:52.598 --> 00:33:53.399 pal, Johnny? 923 00:33:53.532 --> 00:33:54.766 Johnny? 924 00:33:54.900 --> 00:33:57.636 Johnny, yeah, Johnny Giovinazzo, from second grade. 925 00:33:57.769 --> 00:33:58.704 You remember Johnny. 926 00:33:58.837 --> 00:34:01.373 Second grade, hmm, Johnny, I don't-- 927 00:34:01.507 --> 00:34:02.641 that name doesn't ring a bell. 928 00:34:02.774 --> 00:34:04.576 That name would ring a bell, Giovinazzo, no. 929 00:34:04.710 --> 00:34:06.545 Well, from how they tell it, they were thick as thieves. 930 00:34:06.678 --> 00:34:07.646 Mm-mm. 931 00:34:07.779 --> 00:34:09.348 The only person that Gigi was close to 932 00:34:09.481 --> 00:34:12.651 was her dad, and her football card collection. 933 00:34:12.784 --> 00:34:14.153 Mom, Johnny, you-- 934 00:34:14.286 --> 00:34:17.523 Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, you-- you remember Johnny. 935 00:34:17.656 --> 00:34:21.593 I remember second grade, the Melcher kid. 936 00:34:21.727 --> 00:34:24.663 And you whacked him with the wiffle ball bat. 937 00:34:24.796 --> 00:34:25.931 What's a wiffle? 938 00:34:26.064 --> 00:34:28.834 You said he was wearing a Denver Broncos jersey, 939 00:34:28.967 --> 00:34:30.269 and you gave him a bloody nose. 940 00:34:31.337 --> 00:34:32.871 Oh, my God. 941 00:34:33.004 --> 00:34:33.939 Oh, my God. 942 00:34:34.072 --> 00:34:35.441 I really shouldn't laugh at that. 943 00:34:35.574 --> 00:34:36.608 But, you know, it was funny. 944 00:34:36.742 --> 00:34:37.776 No, I know that you know Johnny. 945 00:34:37.909 --> 00:34:39.111 He was like my best friend. 946 00:34:39.245 --> 00:34:40.045 Oh. 947 00:34:40.179 --> 00:34:41.547 You've had too much wine. 948 00:34:41.680 --> 00:34:44.250 Oh, excuse me? 949 00:34:44.383 --> 00:34:46.585 I've-- I've also had a lot of wine. 950 00:34:46.718 --> 00:34:48.387 Yeah, I've had a glass and a half. 951 00:34:48.520 --> 00:34:50.156 Yeah, we've all had too much wine. 952 00:34:50.289 --> 00:34:52.758 I'm going to go to the bathroom before we go to the hotel. 953 00:34:52.891 --> 00:34:53.859 OK. 954 00:34:56.762 --> 00:34:57.729 Want a little top off? 955 00:34:57.863 --> 00:34:58.630 Uh-huh. 956 00:34:58.764 --> 00:35:00.599 OK, here. 957 00:35:00.732 --> 00:35:01.733 Wendy, I was wondering-- 958 00:35:01.867 --> 00:35:02.934 OK. 959 00:35:03.068 --> 00:35:04.069 Doo-doo-doo-doo, the brim-- - Oh, sure. 960 00:35:04.203 --> 00:35:05.304 - the brim, the brim. - Yes. 961 00:35:05.437 --> 00:35:06.572 Well-- 962 00:35:06.705 --> 00:35:09.074 Can you maybe tell me more about young Gina? 963 00:35:09.208 --> 00:35:12.611 She never talks about her friends, or her dad, or-- 964 00:35:12.744 --> 00:35:15.281 She was daddy's girl. 965 00:35:15.414 --> 00:35:17.449 They were thick as thieves. 966 00:35:17.583 --> 00:35:18.717 One would start a thought, and then 967 00:35:18.850 --> 00:35:20.652 the other one would finish it. 968 00:35:20.786 --> 00:35:23.455 He didn't like spicy mustard, so she didn't like spicy mustard. 969 00:35:23.589 --> 00:35:26.725 It was just that kind of thing, you know? 970 00:35:26.858 --> 00:35:31.830 It was-- it's really crushing that he isn't here to see 971 00:35:32.898 --> 00:35:34.533 the woman that she's becoming. 972 00:35:34.666 --> 00:35:35.634 Right. 973 00:35:38.337 --> 00:35:41.973 Well, speaking of, I have a little question 974 00:35:42.107 --> 00:35:43.275 that I want to ask you. 975 00:35:59.124 --> 00:36:00.559 We're going to go with champagne, but they said 976 00:36:00.692 --> 00:36:02.494 prosecco is like, basic, so I-- 977 00:36:02.628 --> 00:36:03.629 No, I didn't know. 978 00:36:03.762 --> 00:36:05.864 Oh, hey, you know, I should probably 979 00:36:05.997 --> 00:36:07.333 use the facilities also. 980 00:36:07.466 --> 00:36:08.534 Yeah, well, go to the facilities. 981 00:36:08.667 --> 00:36:09.835 Yes ladies, excuse me. 982 00:36:09.968 --> 00:36:11.303 Yeah. 983 00:36:11.437 --> 00:36:16.308 These are the best days we'll always remember. 984 00:36:17.476 --> 00:36:18.777 What's going on? 985 00:36:18.910 --> 00:36:19.645 What? 986 00:36:19.778 --> 00:36:21.347 You're glowing. 987 00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:22.214 No. 988 00:36:22.348 --> 00:36:23.515 Yes, you are. 989 00:36:23.649 --> 00:36:26.552 No, my skin just has a natural, healthy shine. 990 00:36:26.685 --> 00:36:27.953 Mom, what did he say to you? 991 00:36:28.086 --> 00:36:28.887 Nothing. 992 00:36:29.020 --> 00:36:30.689 He's so handsome. 993 00:36:30.822 --> 00:36:32.258 He's nice. 994 00:36:32.391 --> 00:36:34.159 Oh, crap. 995 00:36:34.293 --> 00:36:35.361 Oh, crap. 996 00:36:35.494 --> 00:36:36.795 He asked you for your blessing? 997 00:36:36.928 --> 00:36:38.630 I know not of what you speak. 998 00:36:39.130 --> 00:36:40.266 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 999 00:36:40.399 --> 00:36:41.533 Is he going to propose? - No. 1000 00:36:41.667 --> 00:36:42.501 - Tomorrow. - No. 1001 00:36:42.634 --> 00:36:43.635 On Valentine's Day. 1002 00:36:43.769 --> 00:36:45.337 No, no, uh-uh, wrong, [ERROR SOUND]. 1003 00:36:45.471 --> 00:36:46.438 Damn it. 1004 00:36:46.572 --> 00:36:47.906 Why didn't you tell him to just wait, 1005 00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:49.608 like, one day you know that I'm not going to like this? 1006 00:36:49.741 --> 00:36:51.410 I don't want it to be on Valentine's Day, mom. 1007 00:36:51.543 --> 00:36:53.379 Is it because he has something romantic planned? 1008 00:36:53.512 --> 00:36:54.413 I don't know. 1009 00:36:54.546 --> 00:36:55.914 - You do know. - No, no. 1010 00:36:56.047 --> 00:36:56.915 You do know, mom. 1011 00:36:57.048 --> 00:36:58.850 Here he comes. 1012 00:36:58.984 --> 00:37:01.353 All right, babe, ready to head out? 1013 00:37:01.487 --> 00:37:02.254 Yeah. 1014 00:37:02.388 --> 00:37:03.922 OK. 1015 00:37:04.055 --> 00:37:06.024 Wendy, hope to see you soon. 1016 00:37:06.157 --> 00:37:06.925 Yeah, of course. 1017 00:37:07.058 --> 00:37:07.959 I'll see you soon. 1018 00:37:08.093 --> 00:37:09.160 I mean, why would I see you soon? 1019 00:37:09.295 --> 00:37:10.362 I don't know why I'd see you soon. 1020 00:37:10.496 --> 00:37:11.563 I'd love to see you soon. 1021 00:37:11.697 --> 00:37:13.399 But then again, you know, why the rush? 1022 00:37:13.532 --> 00:37:14.500 Whatevs. 1023 00:37:14.633 --> 00:37:15.434 Take it all in. 1024 00:37:15.567 --> 00:37:16.935 Got to make it last. 1025 00:37:17.068 --> 00:37:18.304 Lost in the feeling. 1026 00:37:18.437 --> 00:37:19.271 It's gone too fast. 1027 00:37:19.405 --> 00:37:20.238 OK. 1028 00:37:20.372 --> 00:37:21.273 OK. 1029 00:37:21.407 --> 00:37:23.241 Bye, mom. 1030 00:37:23.375 --> 00:37:24.343 I'm going to kill you. 1031 00:37:24.476 --> 00:37:26.077 Have yourself 1032 00:37:26.211 --> 00:37:28.280 a very special birthday. 1033 00:37:28.414 --> 00:37:29.448 Don't love it when you sing. 1034 00:37:29.581 --> 00:37:31.350 Love you. 1035 00:37:31.483 --> 00:37:32.217 Good night. 1036 00:37:32.351 --> 00:37:33.118 Bye, Wendy. 1037 00:37:55.941 --> 00:37:57.108 Oh, you were right. 1038 00:37:57.242 --> 00:37:57.976 Told ya. 1039 00:37:58.109 --> 00:37:58.977 Wait, about what? 1040 00:37:59.110 --> 00:38:00.446 He is going to propose. 1041 00:38:00.579 --> 00:38:01.847 Congratulations. 1042 00:38:01.980 --> 00:38:03.615 He's going to propose sometime today. 1043 00:38:03.749 --> 00:38:05.784 Santorini Island, oh, man. 1044 00:38:05.917 --> 00:38:08.153 Ooh, did you know the sunsets over the turquoise 1045 00:38:08.286 --> 00:38:09.955 Aegean Sea is legendary? 1046 00:38:10.088 --> 00:38:12.658 How is it you know so much about romantic destinations, 1047 00:38:12.791 --> 00:38:15.126 yet, you took me to Applebee's for our 20th? 1048 00:38:15.260 --> 00:38:17.228 Well, Romeo here thinks he's going to do it at sunset. 1049 00:38:17.363 --> 00:38:18.129 I know. 1050 00:38:18.263 --> 00:38:18.997 I know. 1051 00:38:19.130 --> 00:38:20.666 I'm getting that impression. 1052 00:38:21.900 --> 00:38:22.868 Better hurry, babe, if you want 1053 00:38:23.001 --> 00:38:24.302 to eat before the boat leaves. 1054 00:38:24.436 --> 00:38:25.604 Yeah, almost done, honey. 1055 00:38:25.737 --> 00:38:29.608 Oh, I just gotta keep him busy all day. 1056 00:38:29.741 --> 00:38:32.778 Maybe I should just tell him that I've got the runs. 1057 00:38:32.911 --> 00:38:35.313 Knowing him, he'll just slip the ring on a spoonful of Pepto. 1058 00:38:35.447 --> 00:38:36.782 Oh, yeah, hiding the ring 1059 00:38:36.915 --> 00:38:38.784 in something, that's classic. 1060 00:38:38.917 --> 00:38:40.185 Oh, you better stay away from flutes 1061 00:38:40.318 --> 00:38:42.988 of champagne or fancy parfaits. 1062 00:38:43.121 --> 00:38:45.657 OK, OK, OK, wish me luck. 1063 00:38:45.791 --> 00:38:46.758 OK, good luck. 1064 00:38:46.892 --> 00:38:49.094 And if you need anything, text us. 1065 00:38:49.227 --> 00:38:49.961 Don't call. 1066 00:38:50.095 --> 00:38:51.997 We might be having sex. 1067 00:38:52.130 --> 00:38:53.264 Happy birthday. 1068 00:38:53.399 --> 00:38:54.299 Thanks. 1069 00:38:56.702 --> 00:38:59.104 Looks like Gina's going to trash another Valentine's Day. 1070 00:38:59.237 --> 00:39:00.506 I mean, it's such a waste. 1071 00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:02.641 Mm-hm. 1072 00:39:02.774 --> 00:39:05.310 So how are my little men doing? 1073 00:39:05.444 --> 00:39:08.514 Well, your little men do not want to eat any of this stuff. 1074 00:39:08.647 --> 00:39:10.849 So what I'm thinking is, I may go get him some nuggets, 1075 00:39:10.982 --> 00:39:14.986 and get this little guy some creamed spinach, you know, 1076 00:39:15.120 --> 00:39:16.688 something special for Valentine's Day. 1077 00:39:16.822 --> 00:39:18.056 Yeah, why don't you do something special 1078 00:39:18.189 --> 00:39:19.357 for the tortoise? 1079 00:39:19.491 --> 00:39:21.660 Why don't you splurge and take him to Applebee's? 1080 00:39:21.793 --> 00:39:22.928 Maybe I will. 1081 00:39:23.061 --> 00:39:25.831 Cause Applebee's is a five-star restaurant, 1082 00:39:25.964 --> 00:39:27.866 and he deserves the best. 1083 00:39:27.999 --> 00:39:29.034 I don't know. 1084 00:39:29.167 --> 00:39:30.669 I haven't spoken to him all that much. 1085 00:39:30.802 --> 00:39:32.938 Him and his twin brother own this pizzeria 1086 00:39:33.071 --> 00:39:34.005 in the neighborhood. 1087 00:39:34.139 --> 00:39:35.206 Oh, any good? 1088 00:39:35.340 --> 00:39:36.307 Yeah, I like the calzones. 1089 00:39:36.442 --> 00:39:37.876 Hm. 1090 00:39:38.009 --> 00:39:39.711 Why do I need to sit there and pretend that we're buddy-buddy? 1091 00:39:39.845 --> 00:39:41.212 I wonder who the woman is. 1092 00:39:41.346 --> 00:39:43.181 I don't know, maybe his girlfriend, maybe? 1093 00:39:43.314 --> 00:39:44.550 Sure are going at it. 1094 00:39:44.683 --> 00:39:46.017 I want to go to the spa. 1095 00:39:46.151 --> 00:39:46.918 You promised me. 1096 00:39:47.052 --> 00:39:48.253 You promised me to relax. 1097 00:39:48.386 --> 00:39:49.921 Wow, she's very fiery. 1098 00:39:50.055 --> 00:39:51.256 I don't want to sit and have breakfast 1099 00:39:51.389 --> 00:39:52.424 with somebody I don't know. 1100 00:39:52.558 --> 00:39:56.562 Hey, Andrew, Gina, this is Mickey. 1101 00:39:56.695 --> 00:39:57.996 She's my-- 1102 00:39:58.129 --> 00:40:00.098 Girlfriend, obviously, because if she was your sibling 1103 00:40:00.231 --> 00:40:01.467 or something like that, we would have 1104 00:40:01.600 --> 00:40:04.369 met before because we've known each other for so very, 1105 00:40:04.503 --> 00:40:05.236 very long. 1106 00:40:05.370 --> 00:40:06.271 Girlfriend? 1107 00:40:06.404 --> 00:40:08.974 I'm not his girlfriend. 1108 00:40:09.107 --> 00:40:10.776 Hm? 1109 00:40:10.909 --> 00:40:12.511 I'm his fiance. 1110 00:40:12.644 --> 00:40:14.513 Oh, that's great. 1111 00:40:14.646 --> 00:40:15.447 Congratulations. 1112 00:40:15.581 --> 00:40:17.082 Thank you so much. 1113 00:40:17.215 --> 00:40:18.149 Thank you. 1114 00:40:18.283 --> 00:40:20.952 So, Johnny, Gina tells me you own a pizza 1115 00:40:21.086 --> 00:40:22.120 parlor with your twin brother. 1116 00:40:22.253 --> 00:40:23.622 Ha, I wish. 1117 00:40:23.755 --> 00:40:25.023 I bet you do. 1118 00:40:25.156 --> 00:40:27.258 And we're-- we're actually just leasing the building. 1119 00:40:27.392 --> 00:40:28.359 Oh, oh, I see. 1120 00:40:28.494 --> 00:40:29.595 And what about you, Mickey? 1121 00:40:29.728 --> 00:40:31.396 What do you do for a living, if I may ask? 1122 00:40:31.530 --> 00:40:32.831 - I'm a supermodel. - Oh, wow. 1123 00:40:32.964 --> 00:40:34.399 - Oh. - No, you're not. 1124 00:40:34.533 --> 00:40:35.300 Am too. 1125 00:40:35.433 --> 00:40:36.434 Don't be ridiculous. 1126 00:40:36.568 --> 00:40:38.103 Your hair cut is ridiculous. 1127 00:40:38.236 --> 00:40:39.270 Guys, guys, it doesn't matter. 1128 00:40:39.404 --> 00:40:41.473 She's-- she's just a regular model. 1129 00:40:41.607 --> 00:40:43.074 Not one that you could Google and realize 1130 00:40:43.208 --> 00:40:44.643 has never done an actual campaign. 1131 00:40:44.776 --> 00:40:45.744 Not yet. 1132 00:40:45.877 --> 00:40:48.246 I just finished modeling school in France, 1133 00:40:48.379 --> 00:40:50.916 and I'm trying to decide what agency to sign with. 1134 00:40:51.049 --> 00:40:53.118 Oh, well, I'm sure you'll be very successful. 1135 00:40:53.251 --> 00:40:54.385 You're obviously beautiful enough 1136 00:40:54.520 --> 00:40:55.821 to be on the cover of Vogue. 1137 00:40:55.954 --> 00:40:58.557 Oh, merci beaucoup. 1138 00:40:58.690 --> 00:40:59.491 Yeah, yeah. 1139 00:40:59.625 --> 00:41:00.659 All right, cheers, everyone. 1140 00:41:00.792 --> 00:41:01.960 Cheers. 1141 00:41:04.996 --> 00:41:06.798 Wow. 1142 00:41:06.932 --> 00:41:08.634 Mickey, you want to maybe take it easy on those? 1143 00:41:08.767 --> 00:41:10.602 And you might want to shove this pancake up your butt. 1144 00:41:10.736 --> 00:41:11.503 It's a lalagite. 1145 00:41:11.637 --> 00:41:12.904 I know it's a lalagite. 1146 00:41:13.038 --> 00:41:14.405 You think I don't know what a fricking lalagite is? 1147 00:41:14.540 --> 00:41:15.907 We're not back in the block-- 1148 00:41:16.041 --> 00:41:16.808 It's a Greek pancake-- It's not gabagool-- 1149 00:41:16.942 --> 00:41:17.643 Greek Pancake, you gorilla. 1150 00:41:17.776 --> 00:41:19.144 God, I'm sorry about that. 1151 00:41:19.277 --> 00:41:21.279 Oh, no no no, no, we've had our fair share 1152 00:41:21.412 --> 00:41:22.881 of lover's spats too. 1153 00:41:23.014 --> 00:41:24.883 Right, lovers. 1154 00:41:25.016 --> 00:41:26.985 Yeah, you know, we've-- we've spent a lot of time together, 1155 00:41:27.118 --> 00:41:29.220 but not very much on vacation. 1156 00:41:29.354 --> 00:41:30.622 It's actually our first time. 1157 00:41:30.756 --> 00:41:32.023 We've never had to share a room. 1158 00:41:32.157 --> 00:41:33.391 Really? 1159 00:41:33.525 --> 00:41:35.627 Because you still have that awful snoring problem, 1160 00:41:35.761 --> 00:41:36.528 right, John? 1161 00:41:36.662 --> 00:41:37.829 Still got it, Jyna. 1162 00:41:37.963 --> 00:41:39.665 Yeah, Andrew, I got a sleep apnea. 1163 00:41:39.798 --> 00:41:40.866 It's the worst. 1164 00:41:40.999 --> 00:41:42.133 She gets to sleep in the master bedroom, 1165 00:41:42.267 --> 00:41:43.869 and I got to bunk downstairs, right, Mickey? 1166 00:41:44.002 --> 00:41:44.970 Huh? 1167 00:41:45.103 --> 00:41:47.372 Oh, yeah, sure, sounds like a pig. 1168 00:41:48.840 --> 00:41:51.476 You know, they say vacationing is a litmus 1169 00:41:51.610 --> 00:41:53.011 test for relationships. 1170 00:41:53.144 --> 00:41:56.214 Like, the close quarters, and the pressure of traveling 1171 00:41:56.347 --> 00:41:59.017 can give you a clearer picture of your compatibility, 1172 00:41:59.150 --> 00:42:01.352 and hopefully, find out if both of you 1173 00:42:01.486 --> 00:42:02.654 are prepared for the long haul. 1174 00:42:02.788 --> 00:42:03.922 Exactly. 1175 00:42:04.055 --> 00:42:05.924 Like, if one person wants to see ruined buildings-- 1176 00:42:06.057 --> 00:42:07.092 Ancient ruins. 1177 00:42:07.225 --> 00:42:08.093 and the other person wants to enjoy 1178 00:42:08.226 --> 00:42:09.861 the luxuries of a five-star resort, 1179 00:42:09.995 --> 00:42:11.262 then they should let her. 1180 00:42:11.396 --> 00:42:13.665 One, I think the resort's expensive enough as it is, 1181 00:42:13.799 --> 00:42:16.201 and two, I want to see some culture. 1182 00:42:16.334 --> 00:42:18.203 I mean, I've never left the country before. 1183 00:42:18.336 --> 00:42:20.071 I ain't never seen another country neither. 1184 00:42:20.205 --> 00:42:21.840 Well, except for France. 1185 00:42:21.973 --> 00:42:24.509 I've never seen France. 1186 00:42:24.643 --> 00:42:26.477 Modeling school. 1187 00:42:26.612 --> 00:42:31.216 What I mean is, I never left the dorm, except for class 1188 00:42:31.349 --> 00:42:32.651 or the library. 1189 00:42:32.784 --> 00:42:37.789 Mostly, I was studying and writing thesis papers. 1190 00:42:38.156 --> 00:42:39.057 In Paris? 1191 00:42:39.190 --> 00:42:40.125 That's hard to believe. 1192 00:42:40.258 --> 00:42:41.126 It really is. 1193 00:42:41.259 --> 00:42:44.562 Speaking of surprises, 1194 00:42:44.696 --> 00:42:46.665 Happy birthday-- 1195 00:42:46.798 --> 00:42:47.532 Oh, no. 1196 00:42:47.666 --> 00:42:48.600 to you. 1197 00:42:48.734 --> 00:42:49.534 Everybody. 1198 00:42:49.668 --> 00:42:50.702 Happy birthday-- 1199 00:42:50.836 --> 00:42:51.870 Her name is Gina. 1200 00:42:52.003 --> 00:42:53.071 to you. 1201 00:42:53.204 --> 00:42:57.676 Happy birthday, dear Gina. 1202 00:42:57.809 --> 00:43:00.578 Happy birthday to you. 1203 00:43:02.714 --> 00:43:04.549 I think you're going to like the filling. 1204 00:43:04.683 --> 00:43:07.285 I'm so scared. 1205 00:43:07.418 --> 00:43:08.586 Make sure it really goes through. 1206 00:43:08.720 --> 00:43:10.221 Yep, I'm cutting. 1207 00:43:10.355 --> 00:43:12.858 Yeah. 1208 00:43:12.991 --> 00:43:14.159 It's strawberry, your favorite. 1209 00:43:14.292 --> 00:43:15.560 Oh. 1210 00:43:15.694 --> 00:43:17.729 Yeah, I got them to put real strawberries in there. 1211 00:43:17.863 --> 00:43:20.265 Oh, my gosh, this is amazing. 1212 00:43:20.398 --> 00:43:22.901 Oh, oh, this is so good. 1213 00:43:23.034 --> 00:43:24.302 I love it. - Oh, no. 1214 00:43:24.435 --> 00:43:26.037 Hmm? Everything OK? 1215 00:43:26.171 --> 00:43:27.038 No, it's Tricia. 1216 00:43:27.172 --> 00:43:28.139 She says, Gus is sick. 1217 00:43:28.273 --> 00:43:29.708 - Oh, no. - Well, who's Gus? 1218 00:43:29.841 --> 00:43:30.608 Our roommate. 1219 00:43:30.742 --> 00:43:31.576 I better call home. 1220 00:43:31.710 --> 00:43:32.911 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - OK. 1221 00:43:33.044 --> 00:43:34.412 Oh, honey, why don't you go take 1222 00:43:34.545 --> 00:43:36.114 it outside where it's quiet? - Do you guys mind? 1223 00:43:36.247 --> 00:43:37.515 I'm sorry. It will just be a second. 1224 00:43:37.649 --> 00:43:39.284 OK, honey, I hope Gus is OK. 1225 00:43:39.417 --> 00:43:40.652 I'm sorry your roommate is sick. 1226 00:43:40.786 --> 00:43:41.953 How long has he been ill? 1227 00:43:42.087 --> 00:43:44.155 Oh, Gus is in fantastic shape for an 80-year-old. 1228 00:43:44.289 --> 00:43:45.056 That was all me. 1229 00:43:45.190 --> 00:43:46.825 I had a neighbor send a text. 1230 00:43:46.958 --> 00:43:49.094 All right, Giovinazzo, here's what's going to happen. 1231 00:43:49.227 --> 00:43:50.896 See that beautiful man right there? 1232 00:43:51.029 --> 00:43:52.831 He's planning on proposing to me today. 1233 00:43:52.964 --> 00:43:53.865 Congratulations. 1234 00:43:53.999 --> 00:43:55.333 No, which we cannot let happen. 1235 00:43:55.466 --> 00:43:56.234 Why? 1236 00:43:56.367 --> 00:43:57.769 Because it's Valentine's Day. 1237 00:43:57.903 --> 00:43:59.738 Uh, wait, what? 1238 00:43:59.871 --> 00:44:01.807 What I'm thinking is we need to keep Andrew distracted 1239 00:44:01.940 --> 00:44:03.608 for the next 15 hours or so. 1240 00:44:03.742 --> 00:44:04.743 Girl, I don't even know you. 1241 00:44:04.876 --> 00:44:06.277 I'm not sure I'm comfortable with lying. 1242 00:44:06.411 --> 00:44:07.645 Because you suck at it. 1243 00:44:07.779 --> 00:44:08.546 I suck? 1244 00:44:08.680 --> 00:44:09.647 You suck. 1245 00:44:09.781 --> 00:44:11.549 Modeling school in France? 1246 00:44:11.683 --> 00:44:14.085 Well, does he have a runny nose or any trouble breathing? 1247 00:44:14.219 --> 00:44:15.486 Is he acting lethargic? 1248 00:44:15.620 --> 00:44:18.389 I mean, isn't he always lethargic? 1249 00:44:18.523 --> 00:44:20.158 Sunken eyes, swollen eyelids. 1250 00:44:20.291 --> 00:44:22.527 Sunken eyes and swollen eyelids. 1251 00:44:22.660 --> 00:44:23.862 Which one is it? 1252 00:44:23.995 --> 00:44:26.497 Um, both? 1253 00:44:26.631 --> 00:44:28.099 OK, all right, well, you have our keys. 1254 00:44:28.233 --> 00:44:29.367 So once you locate the medication, 1255 00:44:29.500 --> 00:44:32.303 just call me right back. 1256 00:44:32.437 --> 00:44:34.639 I don't mean to rush you, but the boat tour leaves in 20. 1257 00:44:34.773 --> 00:44:37.342 Oh, honey, I don't know. 1258 00:44:37.475 --> 00:44:39.477 I'm really worried about the cell service out at sea. 1259 00:44:39.610 --> 00:44:41.112 And I really should walk Steve and Trish 1260 00:44:41.246 --> 00:44:42.513 through Gus's treatment. - Yeah. 1261 00:44:42.647 --> 00:44:43.882 They may need to rush him to the vet. 1262 00:44:44.015 --> 00:44:45.483 Oh, my God, yeah, of course. 1263 00:44:45.616 --> 00:44:47.786 Whatever you want to do today, babe, I'm game. 1264 00:44:47.919 --> 00:44:49.320 Gus is the priority. - Yeah? 1265 00:44:49.454 --> 00:44:50.188 Yeah. 1266 00:44:50.321 --> 00:44:51.890 I don't know. 1267 00:44:52.023 --> 00:44:54.492 Hey, I have an idea. 1268 00:44:54.625 --> 00:44:56.027 Look, she paid for this whole vacation. 1269 00:44:56.161 --> 00:44:57.595 At least we could do is give her one day. 1270 00:44:57.729 --> 00:44:59.130 She's weird, like you. 1271 00:44:59.264 --> 00:45:00.698 I mean, who has an 80-year-old roommate? 1272 00:45:00.832 --> 00:45:01.599 Here they are. 1273 00:45:01.733 --> 00:45:02.834 Hey, guys. 1274 00:45:02.968 --> 00:45:04.002 I don't want to ruin your Valentine's Day, 1275 00:45:04.135 --> 00:45:05.503 but we've got a proposition for you. 1276 00:45:05.636 --> 00:45:06.972 I'm not doing some sick Greek orgy. 1277 00:45:07.105 --> 00:45:08.339 - Shut it. - OK. 1278 00:45:08.473 --> 00:45:10.508 What do you guys feel about splitting up for the day? 1279 00:45:10.641 --> 00:45:12.844 We thought since Johnny here wanted to see the sights, 1280 00:45:12.978 --> 00:45:14.880 he could take my seat on the cruise. 1281 00:45:15.013 --> 00:45:16.848 And, Mickey, you can take our spa voucher. 1282 00:45:16.982 --> 00:45:19.284 Yeah, the idea is, you can have a relaxing massage 1283 00:45:19.417 --> 00:45:21.386 while Johnny and Gina catch up on old times 1284 00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:22.520 and check out the islands. 1285 00:45:22.653 --> 00:45:23.521 Yeah. 1286 00:45:23.654 --> 00:45:25.056 Are you sure? 1287 00:45:25.190 --> 00:45:27.759 Yeah, and today's activities, by the way, are all on me, OK? 1288 00:45:27.893 --> 00:45:30.361 I don't want my girl to be stressing out on her birthday, 1289 00:45:30.495 --> 00:45:32.397 watching me pace around the suite. 1290 00:45:32.530 --> 00:45:34.265 You seriously would be doing me a huge favor. 1291 00:45:34.399 --> 00:45:35.733 It'll be a really good distraction. 1292 00:45:35.867 --> 00:45:38.469 Well, I think we can give up one day of our vacation. 1293 00:45:38.603 --> 00:45:40.071 Yeah, I think that'll be all right. 1294 00:45:40.205 --> 00:45:41.773 Yeah, and then tonight, afterwards, 1295 00:45:41.907 --> 00:45:44.776 you'll meet me on the resort's patio at 11:00 for drinks? 1296 00:45:44.910 --> 00:45:48.046 Yeah, yeah, or maybe midnight, if we're running a little late. 1297 00:45:48.179 --> 00:45:49.547 Sounds perfect. 1298 00:45:49.680 --> 00:45:50.548 Can't wait to get pampered. 1299 00:45:51.549 --> 00:45:52.350 OK. 1300 00:45:52.483 --> 00:45:53.418 All right. 1301 00:45:56.587 --> 00:45:57.923 Are you sure you're OK with this? 1302 00:45:58.056 --> 00:46:00.358 Yeah, yeah, babe, they're not in a good place like us. 1303 00:46:00.491 --> 00:46:01.592 They could use some space. 1304 00:46:01.726 --> 00:46:03.962 And besides, tomorrow is our one-year anniversary. 1305 00:46:04.095 --> 00:46:06.264 That's the day that I really want to celebrate. 1306 00:46:06.397 --> 00:46:07.298 All right. 1307 00:46:07.432 --> 00:46:08.199 OK? 1308 00:46:08.333 --> 00:46:10.601 OK. 1309 00:46:10.735 --> 00:46:12.904 Gus is going to be fine. 1310 00:46:13.038 --> 00:46:14.305 It's going to be OK. - All right. 1311 00:46:14.439 --> 00:46:15.941 - OK. - OK, OK. 1312 00:46:18.509 --> 00:46:19.610 OK. 1313 00:46:19.744 --> 00:46:20.946 Got all the bars. 1314 00:46:29.387 --> 00:46:31.823 Look, pushing it back a day is a good thing for Andrew. 1315 00:46:31.957 --> 00:46:33.859 This day has always had some bad juju. 1316 00:46:33.992 --> 00:46:35.426 I don't know. 1317 00:46:35.560 --> 00:46:39.664 Still seems a bit silly, like, there's got to be more to this. 1318 00:46:39.797 --> 00:46:41.666 No, no, nothing. 1319 00:46:41.799 --> 00:46:45.270 I just-- I don't want to get engaged until 12:01 tomorrow. 1320 00:46:45.403 --> 00:46:49.174 And until then, let's just put it out of our minds, 1321 00:46:49.307 --> 00:46:51.242 enjoy my final day of freedom. 1322 00:46:51.376 --> 00:46:54.412 Hi, would you guys care for a glass of champagne? 1323 00:46:54.545 --> 00:46:58.149 Is a tortoise's ass watertight? 1324 00:46:58.283 --> 00:46:59.851 How much do I owe you, Miss? 1325 00:46:59.985 --> 00:47:02.120 Food and drinks are all complimentary to newlyweds. 1326 00:47:02.253 --> 00:47:03.088 Oh. 1327 00:47:03.221 --> 00:47:04.522 You hear that, Mrs. Giovinazzo? 1328 00:47:04.655 --> 00:47:08.860 I sure do, my sweet, dear husband. 1329 00:47:08.994 --> 00:47:10.996 And the bullshit train keeps chugging right along. 1330 00:47:11.129 --> 00:47:13.331 Mm-hm. 1331 00:47:13.464 --> 00:47:15.300 I already forgot it's Valentine's Day. 1332 00:47:15.433 --> 00:47:17.635 Heart-shaped bruschetta, madam? 1333 00:47:20.872 --> 00:47:23.541 It looks good. 1334 00:47:23.674 --> 00:47:24.475 Yeah. 1335 00:47:24.609 --> 00:47:25.776 Uh-huh. 1336 00:47:25.911 --> 00:47:27.812 Steve tried rubbing the ointment in his mouth, 1337 00:47:27.946 --> 00:47:30.281 but Gussie just keeps putting his head back in his shell. 1338 00:47:30.415 --> 00:47:31.983 Just Steve, just put it on your finger, 1339 00:47:32.117 --> 00:47:33.318 and just shove it in there. 1340 00:47:33.451 --> 00:47:34.585 No, no, no, no, no, don't do that. 1341 00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:36.487 Gus's beak will chomp his finger clean off. 1342 00:47:36.621 --> 00:47:38.856 Oh, OK, don't do that. 1343 00:47:38.990 --> 00:47:39.724 No, he said don't do that. 1344 00:47:39.857 --> 00:47:40.959 You know what? 1345 00:47:41.092 --> 00:47:42.160 We're going to have to apply it rectally. 1346 00:47:42.293 --> 00:47:45.396 Uh, you're going to have to stick it in his butt. 1347 00:47:45.530 --> 00:47:46.898 Wait, why? Why would I do that? 1348 00:47:47.032 --> 00:47:48.099 He's not even sick. 1349 00:47:48.233 --> 00:47:49.767 Shh, do you want Andrew to hear? 1350 00:47:49.901 --> 00:47:52.703 Guys, needs to be a quick jab, a quick jab. 1351 00:47:52.837 --> 00:47:53.939 Just go in and out. 1352 00:47:54.072 --> 00:47:54.872 Are you sure? 1353 00:47:55.006 --> 00:47:56.374 We're doing this for Gina, OK? 1354 00:47:56.507 --> 00:47:58.576 Can you just like, get over yourself and stick your finger 1355 00:47:58.709 --> 00:48:00.078 in the tortoise's butthole? 1356 00:48:00.211 --> 00:48:02.347 Guys, please listen to me, in and out, 1357 00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:04.615 or else, the anus will seal up. 1358 00:48:04.749 --> 00:48:05.783 What's that now? 1359 00:48:05.917 --> 00:48:07.018 Yow. 1360 00:48:07.152 --> 00:48:11.189 Little-- 1361 00:48:12.523 --> 00:48:13.624 Guys, is everything OK? 1362 00:48:14.859 --> 00:48:15.626 Steve? 1363 00:48:17.628 --> 00:48:18.696 I just bought that tent. 1364 00:48:20.531 --> 00:48:21.366 Is Gus OK? 1365 00:48:21.499 --> 00:48:22.400 Guys. 1366 00:48:25.170 --> 00:48:26.904 And how did you two meet? 1367 00:48:27.038 --> 00:48:28.573 It's actually an awesome story. 1368 00:48:28.706 --> 00:48:30.041 You want to take it this time, babe? 1369 00:48:30.175 --> 00:48:32.543 No, you tell, please. 1370 00:48:32.677 --> 00:48:33.778 Well, me and Gina were actually 1371 00:48:33.911 --> 00:48:36.614 born three minutes apart in the same hospital 1372 00:48:36.747 --> 00:48:38.816 in a quaint little country town. 1373 00:48:38.950 --> 00:48:40.118 No way. 1374 00:48:40.251 --> 00:48:40.986 What town? 1375 00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:42.620 Chugwater, Wyoming. 1376 00:48:42.753 --> 00:48:44.255 Johnny's great, great, great, great 1377 00:48:44.389 --> 00:48:48.759 grandfather, Lieutenant Ulysses Chugwater founded it in 1876. 1378 00:48:48.893 --> 00:48:50.295 Fascinating. 1379 00:48:50.428 --> 00:48:53.164 Yep, so there's little Gina in the bassinet right next to me. 1380 00:48:53.298 --> 00:48:55.733 But we actually didn't meet for another 20 years. 1381 00:48:55.866 --> 00:48:58.169 In Pittsburgh, at the Funtime Waterpark. 1382 00:48:58.303 --> 00:49:01.172 See, Gina got trapped in the enclosure of the pirate's plunge 1383 00:49:01.306 --> 00:49:02.307 water slide. 1384 00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:04.175 Yeah, I got jammed right up in there. 1385 00:49:04.309 --> 00:49:07.545 Because I mean, you don't mind if I tell her, right, babe? 1386 00:49:07.678 --> 00:49:09.147 No, please tell her. 1387 00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.716 See, Gina had a bit of a weight problem. 1388 00:49:11.849 --> 00:49:14.419 She was soaking wet, I'd say, what, 330? 1389 00:49:14.552 --> 00:49:16.787 Yeah, 325 in a bikini. 1390 00:49:16.921 --> 00:49:19.157 Well, you look wonderful now. 1391 00:49:19.290 --> 00:49:21.026 Oh, she did back then, too. 1392 00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:22.760 So I came roaring down the slide. 1393 00:49:22.893 --> 00:49:25.596 I smack right into all of her. 1394 00:49:25.730 --> 00:49:27.398 And then next thing you know, they keep sending 1395 00:49:27.532 --> 00:49:28.766 down kids one after the other. 1396 00:49:28.899 --> 00:49:30.135 We start piling up. 1397 00:49:30.268 --> 00:49:32.737 Parents are screaming, terrified for their little ones. 1398 00:49:32.870 --> 00:49:34.339 There's about a dozen of us there. 1399 00:49:34.472 --> 00:49:35.640 I thought we were all going to drown. 1400 00:49:35.773 --> 00:49:36.774 Yeah. 1401 00:49:36.907 --> 00:49:38.643 My word, how'd you finally get freed? 1402 00:49:38.776 --> 00:49:42.480 Well, it was actually thanks to Gina's clever ingenuity. 1403 00:49:42.613 --> 00:49:43.981 You see, because of the weight, she 1404 00:49:44.115 --> 00:49:47.118 always carried extra chocolate bars on her everywhere she went. 1405 00:49:47.252 --> 00:49:48.353 In a bikini? 1406 00:49:48.486 --> 00:49:49.287 Hypoglycemia. 1407 00:49:49.420 --> 00:49:50.721 Yeah, so she-- 1408 00:49:50.855 --> 00:49:53.524 she starts rubbing them Snickers up and down her legs. 1409 00:49:53.658 --> 00:49:55.993 Next thing you know, kids are squeezing out 1410 00:49:56.127 --> 00:49:57.862 between her thighs, one after the other, 1411 00:49:57.995 --> 00:49:59.830 gliding safely into the pool below. 1412 00:49:59.964 --> 00:50:02.533 Let me tell you, when I saw her rise up in the water, 1413 00:50:02.667 --> 00:50:06.704 sunlight in her hair, ass covered in chocolate and nougat, 1414 00:50:06.837 --> 00:50:08.773 I knew she was the one. 1415 00:50:08.906 --> 00:50:13.778 Well, that's a-- a-- a charming story. 1416 00:50:13.911 --> 00:50:14.979 There's my husband. 1417 00:50:15.113 --> 00:50:16.347 I should go. 1418 00:50:16.481 --> 00:50:17.848 Bye, bye. Take care. 1419 00:50:17.982 --> 00:50:19.384 It's a celebration. 1420 00:50:23.988 --> 00:50:25.390 It's a celebration. 1421 00:50:29.594 --> 00:50:30.861 Life is what you make it. 1422 00:50:30.995 --> 00:50:32.497 Sorry we scared you. 1423 00:50:32.630 --> 00:50:33.798 I guess it was a false alarm. 1424 00:50:33.931 --> 00:50:34.699 Yep. 1425 00:50:34.832 --> 00:50:36.067 Woo. 1426 00:50:36.201 --> 00:50:39.270 So is there any way you can go catch up with Gina? 1427 00:50:39.404 --> 00:50:40.405 I'm afraid not. 1428 00:50:40.538 --> 00:50:42.006 She's probably way out at sea by now, 1429 00:50:42.140 --> 00:50:44.242 but we're going to celebrate later tonight. 1430 00:50:44.375 --> 00:50:46.211 Got a big surprise for her. 1431 00:50:46.344 --> 00:50:47.878 Oh, I wonder what it is. 1432 00:50:48.012 --> 00:50:50.548 Well, I'm sure she'll tell you tomorrow. 1433 00:50:50.681 --> 00:50:52.950 Oh, speaking of, do you guys have any Valentine's plans? 1434 00:50:53.084 --> 00:50:54.219 Kind of a sore subject. 1435 00:50:54.352 --> 00:50:56.654 Honey, do you have any grand, romantic gestures 1436 00:50:56.787 --> 00:50:57.955 planned for us tonight? 1437 00:50:58.089 --> 00:50:59.357 I gave you a beautiful baby boy. 1438 00:50:59.490 --> 00:51:01.859 The least you can do is buy me something on Amazon. 1439 00:51:01.992 --> 00:51:03.361 And jumper cables are not acceptable. 1440 00:51:04.662 --> 00:51:05.430 Oh, you know what? 1441 00:51:05.563 --> 00:51:06.497 There's someone at the door. 1442 00:51:06.631 --> 00:51:08.199 I will talk to you guys tomorrow. 1443 00:51:08.333 --> 00:51:09.267 Thanks again. 1444 00:51:11.736 --> 00:51:13.304 Oh, hey. 1445 00:51:13.438 --> 00:51:14.305 Hey. 1446 00:51:14.439 --> 00:51:15.606 Oh. 1447 00:51:15.740 --> 00:51:16.941 You got that spa voucher for me? 1448 00:51:17.074 --> 00:51:18.843 Yeah, oh, yeah, one sec. 1449 00:51:23.080 --> 00:51:25.250 Here you go. 1450 00:51:25.383 --> 00:51:27.285 So I'm going to hit the gym, work up 1451 00:51:27.418 --> 00:51:28.786 a sweat before that rub down. 1452 00:51:28.919 --> 00:51:30.054 Oh, that's smart. 1453 00:51:30.188 --> 00:51:34.058 Working out alone is so boring, don't you think? 1454 00:51:34.192 --> 00:51:35.059 Hint, hint. 1455 00:51:35.193 --> 00:51:36.161 Oh, you know what? 1456 00:51:36.294 --> 00:51:37.228 I should probably wait here for Gina-- 1457 00:51:37.362 --> 00:51:38.129 Oh, come on. 1458 00:51:38.263 --> 00:51:39.264 just in case. 1459 00:51:39.397 --> 00:51:40.731 Please. 1460 00:51:40.865 --> 00:51:43.601 Well, I suppose I did steal your fiance today, 1461 00:51:43.734 --> 00:51:45.936 and I could use a little exercise. 1462 00:51:46.070 --> 00:51:47.472 OK, yeah, why not just? 1463 00:51:47.605 --> 00:51:48.906 Give me a second to change. 1464 00:51:58.883 --> 00:52:01.919 Hmm, wonder where all the guests are. 1465 00:52:02.052 --> 00:52:04.822 Oh, well, probably stuffing their faces with baklava. 1466 00:52:04.955 --> 00:52:09.694 Well, then we get to decide what to watch. 1467 00:52:12.497 --> 00:52:13.498 Listen up now-- 1468 00:52:13.631 --> 00:52:14.499 We'll need your squad. 1469 00:52:14.632 --> 00:52:17.935 Wait, go back, go back. 1470 00:52:18.068 --> 00:52:18.969 No amulet. 1471 00:52:19.103 --> 00:52:20.104 Let's go. 1472 00:52:20.238 --> 00:52:21.005 Look. 1473 00:52:21.138 --> 00:52:22.106 That one. 1474 00:52:22.240 --> 00:52:24.008 The Monster Squad? 1475 00:52:24.141 --> 00:52:26.010 Summer movie classic. 1476 00:52:26.143 --> 00:52:29.180 Before every blockbuster, was a remake, sequel, 1477 00:52:29.314 --> 00:52:30.715 or comic book anthology. 1478 00:52:30.848 --> 00:52:35.553 1980 to 1989, that, my friends, is the golden age of cinema. 1479 00:52:35.686 --> 00:52:39.156 Oh, I am totally with you. 1480 00:52:39.290 --> 00:52:41.559 Oh, see if you can keep up. 1481 00:52:41.692 --> 00:52:43.994 I'll try. 1482 00:52:45.062 --> 00:52:46.464 Oh. 1483 00:52:46.597 --> 00:52:48.933 How'd you catch a girlfriend being this slow? 1484 00:52:49.066 --> 00:52:52.203 Oh, Gina's idea of fitness is reaching over for the remote 1485 00:52:52.337 --> 00:52:53.304 to watch more football. 1486 00:52:53.438 --> 00:52:56.307 Well, Johnny's the same. 1487 00:52:56.441 --> 00:52:57.174 Yeah? 1488 00:52:57.308 --> 00:52:58.108 Stupid gorilla. 1489 00:53:01.178 --> 00:53:01.979 Come on. 1490 00:53:02.112 --> 00:53:03.948 Hey. 1491 00:53:04.081 --> 00:53:07.017 Wolf Man's got nards. 1492 00:53:07.151 --> 00:53:09.487 Love that one. 1493 00:53:09.620 --> 00:53:10.855 Come on. 1494 00:53:10.988 --> 00:53:11.789 Woo. 1495 00:53:16.727 --> 00:53:18.563 Oh, yeah. 1496 00:53:18.696 --> 00:53:19.797 I can't agree. 1497 00:53:19.930 --> 00:53:22.367 Yeah, look at the numbers. 1498 00:53:22.500 --> 00:53:25.570 Same era, Cliff Branch's are way better. 1499 00:53:25.703 --> 00:53:28.806 This one has four Super Bowl rings. 1500 00:53:28.939 --> 00:53:30.841 Bradshaw only has three. 1501 00:53:30.975 --> 00:53:34.379 Only three? 1502 00:53:34.512 --> 00:53:37.582 Largent, Brown, Moss, Carter, they don't have any. 1503 00:53:37.715 --> 00:53:39.149 Megatron. 1504 00:53:39.284 --> 00:53:41.352 Getting a ring doesn't mean squat. 1505 00:53:41.486 --> 00:53:42.820 Well, that's not what you're planning 1506 00:53:42.953 --> 00:53:46.757 on saying on Andrew tonight, break the poor kid's heart. 1507 00:53:46.891 --> 00:53:49.560 I thought we agreed you were done on that subject. 1508 00:53:49.694 --> 00:53:50.428 You're right. 1509 00:53:50.561 --> 00:53:52.463 It's your day. 1510 00:53:52.597 --> 00:53:55.232 So how'd you get into be a Raiders fan? 1511 00:53:55.366 --> 00:53:56.601 Date one of their punters or something? 1512 00:53:56.734 --> 00:53:59.470 I wish. 1513 00:53:59.604 --> 00:54:02.707 It was my dad's team. 1514 00:54:02.840 --> 00:54:06.577 Your dad, he's still dead, right? 1515 00:54:06.711 --> 00:54:08.913 Yeah. 1516 00:54:09.046 --> 00:54:09.847 Such a dumb ape. 1517 00:54:16.887 --> 00:54:19.924 Woo, ah, woo-hoo! 1518 00:54:28.933 --> 00:54:30.935 Woo-hoo! 1519 00:54:36.741 --> 00:54:38.376 You missed me, or more likely, 1520 00:54:38.509 --> 00:54:39.910 I didn't want to talk to you. 1521 00:54:40.044 --> 00:54:43.213 She must be in a dead spot. 1522 00:54:43.348 --> 00:54:44.649 Are you sure this is OK? 1523 00:54:44.782 --> 00:54:46.617 I know I paid for a couple's massage, 1524 00:54:46.751 --> 00:54:49.454 but we're not technically like a real couple. 1525 00:54:49.587 --> 00:54:51.689 Dude, you really need this. 1526 00:54:51.822 --> 00:54:53.290 Talk about a tight. 1527 00:54:53.424 --> 00:54:55.259 Lay your ass down, will ya? 1528 00:54:55.393 --> 00:54:56.293 You're making me tense. 1529 00:54:56.427 --> 00:54:58.128 OK, all right, yeah. 1530 00:54:58.262 --> 00:54:59.464 I suppose it'll be fine. 1531 00:55:03.067 --> 00:55:03.801 Thank you. 1532 00:55:03.934 --> 00:55:04.769 Just get down. 1533 00:55:19.550 --> 00:55:20.851 What the hell? 1534 00:55:20.985 --> 00:55:22.953 Oh, my God. 1535 00:55:23.087 --> 00:55:28.125 Oh, my God, yeah, right there, oh, oh, ooh, 1536 00:55:28.593 --> 00:55:30.728 yeah, right there, right there. 1537 00:55:30.861 --> 00:55:32.430 Keep going. Work that spot. 1538 00:55:32.563 --> 00:55:33.330 Keep going. 1539 00:55:33.464 --> 00:55:36.200 Oh, my God, oh, my God, God! 1540 00:55:36.333 --> 00:55:37.134 Oh my God. 1541 00:55:37.267 --> 00:55:38.836 Yeah, oh! 1542 00:55:43.974 --> 00:55:45.676 Bet no one's ever accused you of being frigid. 1543 00:55:49.914 --> 00:55:53.751 Are you and the missus having trouble in the boudoir? 1544 00:55:53.884 --> 00:55:55.052 Me and Gina? 1545 00:55:55.185 --> 00:55:56.821 I'm sorry, but we just met, and I'm 1546 00:55:56.954 --> 00:56:01.125 not really sure that that topic is you know, appropriate. 1547 00:56:01.258 --> 00:56:03.360 Cool, whatever. 1548 00:56:03.494 --> 00:56:04.729 Yeah, focus on the glutes. 1549 00:56:04.862 --> 00:56:06.397 Really get in there. 1550 00:56:06.531 --> 00:56:08.499 Oh, . 1551 00:56:08.633 --> 00:56:10.468 I mean, she's loving, but guarded. 1552 00:56:10.601 --> 00:56:13.037 Like, for instance, I hadn't even heard anything about Johnny 1553 00:56:13.170 --> 00:56:14.371 until yesterday. 1554 00:56:14.505 --> 00:56:16.407 She never shares anything about her childhood, 1555 00:56:16.541 --> 00:56:19.577 or her family, especially her father. 1556 00:56:19.710 --> 00:56:22.179 Doesn't that seem strange? 1557 00:56:22.312 --> 00:56:23.080 Huh? 1558 00:56:23.213 --> 00:56:25.583 Oh, so sorry, zoned out. 1559 00:56:25.716 --> 00:56:27.618 What were you-- what were you saying? 1560 00:56:27.752 --> 00:56:30.187 Oh, never mind. 1561 00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:31.255 Cool. 1562 00:56:33.824 --> 00:56:35.693 I mean, it's just a wild roller coaster. 1563 00:56:35.826 --> 00:56:37.394 I keep feeling that this track we're on 1564 00:56:37.528 --> 00:56:39.764 is suddenly just going to whip my ass in a new direction, 1565 00:56:39.897 --> 00:56:41.398 and I'm white knuckling the guardrail. 1566 00:56:41.532 --> 00:56:43.400 Meanwhile, she has her hands up in the air 1567 00:56:43.534 --> 00:56:46.604 like she just don't care. 1568 00:56:46.737 --> 00:56:47.872 You know what I mean? 1569 00:56:48.005 --> 00:56:48.939 Mm? 1570 00:56:49.073 --> 00:56:50.875 Sorry, zoned out again. 1571 00:56:51.008 --> 00:56:52.577 What were you saying? 1572 00:56:52.710 --> 00:56:54.111 What about you and Johnny? 1573 00:56:54.244 --> 00:56:55.379 Mm? 1574 00:56:55.546 --> 00:56:57.147 What about us? 1575 00:56:57.281 --> 00:56:59.984 Oh, any problems with your rapport? 1576 00:57:00.117 --> 00:57:02.820 Oh, if anything, we're too close. 1577 00:57:02.953 --> 00:57:04.922 I know everything about that meathead, 1578 00:57:05.222 --> 00:57:08.693 how he lost his virginity, why he's terrified of bats, when 1579 00:57:08.826 --> 00:57:10.060 it's his daily bowel movement. 1580 00:57:10.194 --> 00:57:12.597 You know, you can't hide anything from a twin. 1581 00:57:12.730 --> 00:57:14.398 Wait, I thought he was the twin. 1582 00:57:14.532 --> 00:57:17.134 You can't possibly have a twin also. 1583 00:57:17.267 --> 00:57:19.269 Sure, no. 1584 00:57:19.403 --> 00:57:21.806 My zodiac sign, I'm a Gemini. 1585 00:57:22.272 --> 00:57:27.912 The twins, they're, we're very in sync with the cosmos. 1586 00:57:28.613 --> 00:57:29.614 Hm. 1587 00:57:29.747 --> 00:57:31.015 Haven't heard that. 1588 00:57:31.148 --> 00:57:33.450 All I know is Geminis are fun-loving, extroverted, 1589 00:57:33.584 --> 00:57:35.720 and up for anything. 1590 00:57:35.853 --> 00:57:37.488 Yeah? 1591 00:57:37.622 --> 00:57:40.457 That's me, all right. 1592 00:57:40.591 --> 00:57:44.629 Oh, yeah, oh. 1593 00:57:44.762 --> 00:57:45.763 Oh, yeah. 1594 00:57:45.896 --> 00:57:47.965 Oh, yes, correct. 1595 00:57:56.707 --> 00:57:59.109 OK, OK, so we're 2,000 feet off the ground, 1596 00:57:59.243 --> 00:58:01.045 he's about to propose, and guess what happens? 1597 00:58:01.178 --> 00:58:03.480 The guy who's running the hot air balloon has a heart attack 1598 00:58:03.614 --> 00:58:04.849 and dies. 1599 00:58:04.982 --> 00:58:06.517 He falls off the side, and the loss of the weight, 1600 00:58:06.651 --> 00:58:07.618 it causes us to rise. 1601 00:58:07.752 --> 00:58:09.219 We're like, 200 feet in the air. 1602 00:58:09.353 --> 00:58:11.221 We were floating in the clouds for hours. 1603 00:58:11.355 --> 00:58:14.191 It's cold, and we're starving. 1604 00:58:14.324 --> 00:58:18.162 And he gets down on one knee, and then he says-- 1605 00:58:18.295 --> 00:58:20.430 I don't know if we're going to live to see tomorrow, 1606 00:58:20.565 --> 00:58:23.868 but I don't want to live one more day without you as my wife. 1607 00:58:24.001 --> 00:58:25.169 And so we don't die of thirst. 1608 00:58:25.302 --> 00:58:26.637 He pops some champagne. 1609 00:58:26.771 --> 00:58:29.339 And the cork, it pops a hole right through the nylon balloon. 1610 00:58:29.473 --> 00:58:32.376 And then we just glide down to a nice, safe, soft landing. 1611 00:58:32.509 --> 00:58:35.646 Safe, soft, right next to the guy's corpse. 1612 00:58:35.780 --> 00:58:36.747 Yeah. 1613 00:58:36.881 --> 00:58:37.882 But in a weird way, it felt romantic. 1614 00:58:38.015 --> 00:58:38.916 It did. 1615 00:58:39.049 --> 00:58:40.217 Well, it attracted all the animals. 1616 00:58:40.350 --> 00:58:41.552 It was like a Cinderella movie. 1617 00:58:41.686 --> 00:58:43.220 Yeah, it felt like Bambi or something, but-- 1618 00:58:43.353 --> 00:58:44.655 but better. 1619 00:58:44.789 --> 00:58:46.657 I heard they couldn't give that guy an open casket funeral. 1620 00:58:46.791 --> 00:58:50.995 His face had been mauled by bears beyond recognition. 1621 00:58:51.128 --> 00:58:52.997 And just like that, we were engaged. 1622 00:59:01.606 --> 00:59:02.339 Oh. 1623 00:59:09.980 --> 00:59:14.484 My heart melts away when I'm next to you. 1624 00:59:14.619 --> 00:59:16.053 This is so relaxing. 1625 00:59:18.689 --> 00:59:21.358 Hm, it's nice. 1626 00:59:21.491 --> 00:59:22.760 Oh, God? 1627 00:59:22.893 --> 00:59:23.828 What's in my eyes? 1628 00:59:23.961 --> 00:59:26.530 Ow, ow, ow, stop, stop, stop. 1629 00:59:26.664 --> 00:59:27.431 It's too much. 1630 00:59:28.866 --> 00:59:30.000 Oil. 1631 00:59:30.134 --> 00:59:33.671 How I will show you love. 1632 00:59:33.804 --> 00:59:37.274 Is this the right time to let go of my pride? 1633 00:59:37.407 --> 00:59:41.912 I can't keep this thing no more. 1634 00:59:42.046 --> 00:59:45.750 Would you risk it all for a chance at love? 1635 00:59:45.883 --> 00:59:49.687 Will you let me be your new temptation? 1636 00:59:49.820 --> 00:59:53.590 Would you risk it all for a chance at love, love, 1637 00:59:53.724 --> 00:59:56.593 love, love, love, love, love. 1638 01:00:02.867 --> 01:00:04.268 New temptation. 1639 01:00:27.224 --> 01:00:28.158 Wow. 1640 01:00:32.062 --> 01:00:33.363 This a so relaxing. 1641 01:00:33.497 --> 01:00:34.464 Yeah. 1642 01:00:39.970 --> 01:00:43.507 Well, you're a Gemini, all right. 1643 01:00:44.975 --> 01:00:47.177 So, do you know why they call it the Cave of Nymphs? 1644 01:00:47.311 --> 01:00:48.512 No idea. 1645 01:00:48.645 --> 01:00:49.947 Do you know who Pan is? 1646 01:00:50.080 --> 01:00:52.917 Yeah, a kid who never grew up, never Neverland, 1647 01:00:53.050 --> 01:00:54.118 peanut butter mascot. 1648 01:00:54.251 --> 01:00:57.121 No, Pan, he's the Greek God. 1649 01:00:57.254 --> 01:01:00.124 Oh, yeah, of course. 1650 01:01:00.257 --> 01:01:05.295 He has horns, legs of a goat, little pointy ears. 1651 01:01:05.529 --> 01:01:07.131 Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, yeah, he-- 1652 01:01:07.264 --> 01:01:08.766 he played the flute, right? 1653 01:01:08.899 --> 01:01:09.967 The pipe of reeds. 1654 01:01:10.100 --> 01:01:10.935 Yeah, that's what I said. 1655 01:01:11.068 --> 01:01:12.236 Exactly what you said. 1656 01:01:12.369 --> 01:01:15.639 He was a merry fellow. 1657 01:01:15.773 --> 01:01:20.745 He just-- he wanted to sing, and to dance, and to goof around. 1658 01:01:21.278 --> 01:01:25.983 He was half divine god, half undomesticated wild animal. 1659 01:01:26.116 --> 01:01:27.351 Much like yours truly. 1660 01:01:27.484 --> 01:01:32.256 So naturally, all the wood nymphs dug him. 1661 01:01:32.389 --> 01:01:33.590 Naturally. 1662 01:01:33.724 --> 01:01:35.525 They even said that he was the greatest of all time. 1663 01:01:35.659 --> 01:01:38.428 Wait, you're telling me that of all the gods, 1664 01:01:38.562 --> 01:01:39.964 Pan was the GOAT. 1665 01:01:40.097 --> 01:01:44.501 Yeah, especially Melissanthi. 1666 01:01:44.634 --> 01:01:47.271 She was in love with him, and he led her to believe 1667 01:01:47.404 --> 01:01:48.806 that he was into her, too. 1668 01:01:48.939 --> 01:01:52.276 Leading a nymph on is never a good idea. 1669 01:01:52.409 --> 01:01:55.079 So when she realized that no matter what she did, 1670 01:01:55.212 --> 01:01:59.984 he was never going to be into her, she finally gave up. 1671 01:02:00.117 --> 01:02:02.586 And with a broken heart, she drowned 1672 01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:05.622 herself in that very cave. 1673 01:02:05.756 --> 01:02:08.092 Oof, heart wants what the heart wants. 1674 01:02:10.594 --> 01:02:13.297 So they say. 1675 01:02:13.430 --> 01:02:15.365 Oh, you got to get some of these. 1676 01:02:15.499 --> 01:02:16.600 Oh, yeah, I love cooking with basil. 1677 01:02:16.733 --> 01:02:17.534 Love the aroma. 1678 01:02:17.667 --> 01:02:18.402 Uh-huh. 1679 01:02:18.535 --> 01:02:19.369 Gotta get some more. 1680 01:02:19.503 --> 01:02:22.072 Ooh, do you want one of these? 1681 01:02:22.206 --> 01:02:24.008 Yeah, yeah, we should probably put it in the cart. 1682 01:02:24.141 --> 01:02:26.376 Oh, are we allowed to-- 1683 01:02:26.510 --> 01:02:27.277 It's so good. 1684 01:02:27.411 --> 01:02:31.115 Yeah, true-- spicy. 1685 01:02:31.248 --> 01:02:32.216 Oh, need some water? 1686 01:02:33.583 --> 01:02:34.618 Oh. 1687 01:02:34.751 --> 01:02:35.685 - I need more water. - Want some water? 1688 01:02:35.820 --> 01:02:37.087 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You good? 1689 01:02:37.221 --> 01:02:38.055 Water? 1690 01:02:38.188 --> 01:02:39.489 Give me, give me, give me. 1691 01:02:39.623 --> 01:02:40.490 Please, please. 1692 01:02:40.624 --> 01:02:45.562 Oh, my lips, my lips. 1693 01:02:48.532 --> 01:02:51.836 Say, that's an interesting story. 1694 01:02:51.969 --> 01:02:54.905 Where'd you learn it? 1695 01:02:55.039 --> 01:02:55.973 My dad. 1696 01:02:59.109 --> 01:03:02.512 He was enchanted with all things Greek. 1697 01:03:02.646 --> 01:03:06.783 He wanted to retire here, but didn't. 1698 01:03:06.917 --> 01:03:10.287 But at least my mom is getting to live out his dream. 1699 01:03:10.420 --> 01:03:11.788 Mentioned him a couple times. 1700 01:03:14.424 --> 01:03:15.559 How long has he been gone? 1701 01:03:18.562 --> 01:03:20.931 15 years ago today. 1702 01:03:21.065 --> 01:03:22.766 Today? 1703 01:03:22.900 --> 01:03:25.535 Yeah. 1704 01:03:25.669 --> 01:03:26.837 I turned 15. 1705 01:03:29.473 --> 01:03:32.176 And he wanted to take his little valentine to the amusement park 1706 01:03:32.309 --> 01:03:34.845 for a birthday celebration. 1707 01:03:34.979 --> 01:03:40.017 And somewhere on the roller coaster's 1708 01:03:40.784 --> 01:03:45.155 second or third loop, he-- 1709 01:03:45.289 --> 01:03:47.324 he went into full-on cardiac arrest. 1710 01:03:50.294 --> 01:03:53.697 We spent the afternoon at the emergency, and I-- 1711 01:03:53.830 --> 01:03:55.032 I fell asleep. 1712 01:03:55.165 --> 01:04:00.037 And when I woke up, I didn't have a dad anymore. 1713 01:04:04.474 --> 01:04:07.177 Both ended that miserable day with a broken heart. 1714 01:04:13.483 --> 01:04:15.452 Today's been a really nice distraction. 1715 01:04:17.888 --> 01:04:21.358 Actually, it's been one of my better birthdays. 1716 01:04:21.491 --> 01:04:23.327 I had a really good day today, too. 1717 01:04:27.998 --> 01:04:30.167 We should-- we should probably go-- 1718 01:04:30.300 --> 01:04:31.268 Yeah. 1719 01:04:31.401 --> 01:04:33.037 before the boat just leaves us here. 1720 01:04:33.170 --> 01:04:34.471 Good idea. 1721 01:04:34.604 --> 01:04:35.372 Wait, was that a bat? 1722 01:04:35.505 --> 01:04:36.273 What? 1723 01:04:36.406 --> 01:04:37.307 Oh, we gotta get out of here. 1724 01:04:37.441 --> 01:04:38.308 Well, it's just a bat. 1725 01:04:38.442 --> 01:04:39.743 They have radar, woman. 1726 01:04:39.876 --> 01:04:40.877 What's wrong with radar? 1727 01:04:41.011 --> 01:04:42.412 Oh, my God, radar attracts more bats. 1728 01:04:42.546 --> 01:04:44.181 Hardly healing wounds 1729 01:04:44.314 --> 01:04:46.383 From the fighting from the con 1730 01:04:46.516 --> 01:04:48.352 The baseless allegations that they make 1731 01:04:48.485 --> 01:04:49.386 Mm. 1732 01:04:53.890 --> 01:04:55.792 Whoa. 1733 01:04:55.926 --> 01:04:57.361 Just a touch of honey. 1734 01:04:57.494 --> 01:04:59.629 Oh, my God. 1735 01:04:59.763 --> 01:05:02.232 Johnny won't let me experiment in the kitchen. 1736 01:05:02.366 --> 01:05:05.902 He gets mad if I do stuff like replace ricotta with mascarpone. 1737 01:05:06.036 --> 01:05:08.505 Oh, mascarpone's creamier, has more flavor. 1738 01:05:08.638 --> 01:05:09.573 Yes. 1739 01:05:09.706 --> 01:05:11.041 He's got no taste. 1740 01:05:11.175 --> 01:05:12.943 I'm like, not everybody wants pepperoni. 1741 01:05:13.077 --> 01:05:16.947 Some people like pear, goat cheese, and arugula. 1742 01:05:17.081 --> 01:05:18.148 Yeah. 1743 01:05:19.849 --> 01:05:20.784 Oh, shoot. 1744 01:05:20.917 --> 01:05:21.718 You know what? 1745 01:05:21.851 --> 01:05:22.619 I forgot to cancel that. 1746 01:05:22.752 --> 01:05:23.720 Be right back. 1747 01:05:23.853 --> 01:05:24.754 Coming. 1748 01:05:24.888 --> 01:05:26.556 I had the proposal all planned out. 1749 01:05:26.690 --> 01:05:28.092 It was going to be a big surprise. 1750 01:05:28.225 --> 01:05:29.459 And, boy, was it. 1751 01:05:29.593 --> 01:05:31.161 I got home from work, I walk into the living room, 1752 01:05:31.295 --> 01:05:33.697 and there's this big, giant box. 1753 01:05:33.830 --> 01:05:35.799 I open it, and out comes-- 1754 01:05:35.932 --> 01:05:37.767 A bunch of balloons. 1755 01:05:37.901 --> 01:05:39.003 and-- 1756 01:05:39.136 --> 01:05:40.637 - Butterflies. - and-- 1757 01:05:40.770 --> 01:05:41.538 Doves. 1758 01:05:41.671 --> 01:05:43.240 and-- 1759 01:05:43.373 --> 01:05:44.141 And? 1760 01:05:44.274 --> 01:05:46.710 Johnny himself in a suit. 1761 01:05:46.843 --> 01:05:48.278 - What kind of suit? - Tux. 1762 01:05:48.412 --> 01:05:49.379 Duck. 1763 01:05:49.513 --> 01:05:50.814 A duck tux. 1764 01:05:50.947 --> 01:05:52.716 Oh, how romantic. 1765 01:05:59.523 --> 01:06:03.393 Yes, well, champagne, yeah. 1766 01:06:03.527 --> 01:06:05.195 The plan was to propose, and then 1767 01:06:05.329 --> 01:06:07.631 come back up here to celebrate. 1768 01:06:07.764 --> 01:06:08.565 But um-- 1769 01:06:08.698 --> 01:06:10.767 Oh. 1770 01:06:10.900 --> 01:06:13.203 No point in letting it go to waste. 1771 01:06:13.337 --> 01:06:16.173 Yeah, I guess that's OK. 1772 01:06:16.306 --> 01:06:18.842 Yeah, yeah, pour me a glass, and I'll go check in with Gina. 1773 01:06:18.975 --> 01:06:19.743 OK. 1774 01:06:19.876 --> 01:06:20.810 OK. 1775 01:06:30.820 --> 01:06:32.322 You missed me, or more likely, I-- 1776 01:06:32.456 --> 01:06:33.457 Damn. 1777 01:06:33.590 --> 01:06:34.124 - didn't want to talk to you. 1778 01:06:35.392 --> 01:06:36.526 Dinner's ready in T minus five minutes. 1779 01:06:36.660 --> 01:06:37.794 Reach by the water, 1780 01:06:37.927 --> 01:06:40.797 I'll just sink in lightly flowing breeze 1781 01:06:40.930 --> 01:06:43.233 in the air brushing my skin. 1782 01:06:43.367 --> 01:06:45.869 I'll lay on my back, water's cold, 1783 01:06:46.002 --> 01:06:49.973 and my mind spins, flowing with the tides, with the waves, 1784 01:06:50.107 --> 01:06:51.508 with the currents. 1785 01:06:51.641 --> 01:06:55.845 I think I could stay forever if-- 1786 01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:03.019 Ahh. 1787 01:07:05.989 --> 01:07:11.027 You know, I was thinking, I know this holiday holds a lot of crap 1788 01:07:11.461 --> 01:07:13.797 memories for you, but I don't know, 1789 01:07:13.930 --> 01:07:17.934 maybe if you really, like, embraced what this day, 1790 01:07:18.068 --> 01:07:19.736 you know, what it's really about, 1791 01:07:19.869 --> 01:07:22.406 you might wash away all those horrible ones. 1792 01:07:24.941 --> 01:07:25.875 Maybe. 1793 01:07:28.678 --> 01:07:31.115 Cheers? 1794 01:07:34.518 --> 01:07:39.189 Oh, oh, delightful. 1795 01:07:39.323 --> 01:07:42.192 Yeah, I think so, too. 1796 01:07:48.865 --> 01:07:50.267 Get up, kids. 1797 01:07:50.400 --> 01:07:54.238 The traditional Greek dance festivities are about to start. 1798 01:07:54.371 --> 01:07:57.774 Should we check it out? 1799 01:07:57.907 --> 01:08:00.610 After you, oh, file mou. 1800 01:08:00.744 --> 01:08:02.546 Opa! 1801 01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:03.413 Opa! 1802 01:08:05.382 --> 01:08:08.918 Dancing the Sirtaki is punishment to unleash 1803 01:08:09.052 --> 01:08:12.289 the Greek spirit, mind, and body all at the same time. 1804 01:08:12.422 --> 01:08:13.857 Oh, my gosh. 1805 01:08:14.991 --> 01:08:16.593 Opa! 1806 01:08:16.726 --> 01:08:17.494 Opa! 1807 01:08:20.830 --> 01:08:22.399 Greece. 1808 01:08:22.532 --> 01:08:25.769 Johnny, Johnny, you're a whole llama fun. 1809 01:08:25.902 --> 01:08:28.405 I am not a llama. 1810 01:08:28.538 --> 01:08:31.808 I am the GOAT. 1811 01:08:31.941 --> 01:08:33.277 Opa! 1812 01:08:33.410 --> 01:08:34.144 Opa! 1813 01:08:36.045 --> 01:08:41.084 Happy birthday to you. 1814 01:08:42.652 --> 01:08:45.922 Happy birthday to you. 1815 01:08:46.055 --> 01:08:50.827 Happy birthday, dear Gina. 1816 01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:53.997 Happy birthday to you. 1817 01:09:10.214 --> 01:09:12.849 Oh, ow, my head, uh. 1818 01:09:17.587 --> 01:09:18.355 Hey, Trish. 1819 01:09:18.488 --> 01:09:19.223 What's up? 1820 01:09:19.356 --> 01:09:21.525 Hey, girl, you sound awful. 1821 01:09:21.658 --> 01:09:24.328 Yeah, yeah, it was a bit of a rough night. 1822 01:09:24.461 --> 01:09:26.763 Yeah, I got some message saying you might be in love 1823 01:09:26.896 --> 01:09:28.465 with a goat or something? 1824 01:09:28.598 --> 01:09:29.533 No, no, no, get the crust. 1825 01:09:29.666 --> 01:09:30.567 Wait. 1826 01:09:30.700 --> 01:09:32.135 I said what now? The crust? 1827 01:09:32.269 --> 01:09:33.237 What are you, four? 1828 01:09:33.370 --> 01:09:34.704 You didn't cut it all the way. 1829 01:09:34.838 --> 01:09:36.139 Yeah, that's about as good as it's going to get. 1830 01:09:36.273 --> 01:09:38.208 Hey, um, can I call you back, Trish? 1831 01:09:38.342 --> 01:09:39.108 Sure. 1832 01:09:39.243 --> 01:09:40.377 Happy birthday. 1833 01:09:40.510 --> 01:09:41.578 OK, love you, bye. 1834 01:09:45.549 --> 01:09:47.684 Happy? 1835 01:09:47.817 --> 01:09:51.120 I'm not going to watch you eat this. 1836 01:10:05.335 --> 01:10:07.437 Hey, hey, wake up. 1837 01:10:07.571 --> 01:10:08.972 Oh, God. 1838 01:10:09.105 --> 01:10:10.874 Um, what time is it? 1839 01:10:11.007 --> 01:10:14.578 It's-- it's 11:23, and I've changed my mind. 1840 01:10:14.711 --> 01:10:17.281 I thought about what you said about reclaiming this holiday, 1841 01:10:17.414 --> 01:10:19.082 and that I want to do that. 1842 01:10:19.215 --> 01:10:20.684 Wait, you want to do what now? 1843 01:10:20.817 --> 01:10:22.686 I want to get engaged on Valentine's Day. 1844 01:10:25.722 --> 01:10:26.756 Come on, come on, come on. 1845 01:10:32.228 --> 01:10:34.631 OK, we only have half an hour. 1846 01:10:34.764 --> 01:10:37.567 Hey, do you know what time the last hotel shuttle comes? 1847 01:10:37.701 --> 01:10:39.469 Oh, we just missed it. 1848 01:10:39.603 --> 01:10:41.471 I heard they come every 20 minutes. 1849 01:10:41.605 --> 01:10:43.106 Come on. 1850 01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:46.576 Hey, I'm in pursuit of a terrorist. 1851 01:10:46.710 --> 01:10:47.877 I need to commandeer your vehicle. 1852 01:10:48.011 --> 01:10:51.481 We only got one night, one night 1853 01:10:51.615 --> 01:10:53.350 We only got one night 1854 01:10:53.483 --> 01:10:55.285 It's 10 minutes to midnight. I don't know if we're going to-- 1855 01:10:55.419 --> 01:10:56.620 Oh, that's it? We got it. 1856 01:10:56.753 --> 01:10:59.589 We only got one night, one night 1857 01:10:59.723 --> 01:11:04.761 We only got one night, one night 1858 01:11:05.194 --> 01:11:06.930 I think I just stay ate a bug. 1859 01:11:07.063 --> 01:11:07.831 Bleh. 1860 01:11:07.964 --> 01:11:09.399 I think I did, too. 1861 01:11:09.533 --> 01:11:10.934 Come on, come on, come on. 1862 01:11:11.067 --> 01:11:12.936 All right, almost there, Jyna. 1863 01:11:13.069 --> 01:11:13.803 OK. 1864 01:11:13.937 --> 01:11:14.771 We're coming up. 1865 01:11:14.904 --> 01:11:16.473 Jyna is feeling a little sick. 1866 01:11:16.606 --> 01:11:18.508 Oh, man, I think I need, like, a sick bag. 1867 01:11:18.642 --> 01:11:19.909 No, you don't, not yet. 1868 01:11:21.445 --> 01:11:22.245 Oh, shit. 1869 01:11:29.386 --> 01:11:30.119 Hello. 1870 01:11:32.589 --> 01:11:33.323 I'm sorry. 1871 01:11:33.457 --> 01:11:35.492 I'm American. 1872 01:11:35.625 --> 01:11:38.161 Look, my friend here, she has hypoglycemia, 1873 01:11:38.294 --> 01:11:39.663 OK, low blood sugar. 1874 01:11:39.796 --> 01:11:41.064 We got to get to the hotel where we 1875 01:11:41.197 --> 01:11:43.667 got medicine, because if she doesn't get a shot, 1876 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.301 she'll slip into a coma. 1877 01:11:45.435 --> 01:11:46.970 - Coma? - Yeah, coma. 1878 01:11:47.103 --> 01:11:47.937 Coma? 1879 01:11:48.071 --> 01:11:49.506 OK, OK, come with me. 1880 01:11:49.639 --> 01:11:51.107 All right, thank you, thank you very much. 1881 01:11:51.240 --> 01:11:51.975 Hang on. 1882 01:11:52.108 --> 01:11:53.443 OK, let's go. 1883 01:11:53.577 --> 01:11:54.344 Hey, thanks. 1884 01:11:55.645 --> 01:11:57.080 Hey, mom, I don't have time. 1885 01:11:57.213 --> 01:11:59.248 Any news now? 1886 01:11:59.383 --> 01:12:00.116 OK, I gotta go. 1887 01:12:00.249 --> 01:12:01.017 OK. 1888 01:12:01.150 --> 01:12:02.118 11:59. 1889 01:12:02.251 --> 01:12:03.286 All right, out of the way, this nurse 1890 01:12:03.420 --> 01:12:04.688 is from Chugwater Memorial. 1891 01:12:04.821 --> 01:12:06.423 She's here for an emergency heart transplant. 1892 01:12:06.556 --> 01:12:07.657 - Whoa. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1893 01:12:07.791 --> 01:12:12.796 We only have 1894 01:12:15.399 --> 01:12:16.666 Do you think he gave up? 1895 01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:20.604 I don't know, but I'm not. 1896 01:12:25.174 --> 01:12:26.075 Good luck. 1897 01:12:28.244 --> 01:12:28.978 Thanks. 1898 01:12:44.127 --> 01:12:48.998 Oh, OK, he's so cute. 1899 01:12:54.370 --> 01:12:55.338 OK. 1900 01:13:01.077 --> 01:13:02.045 Hi. 1901 01:13:04.681 --> 01:13:05.515 Hey. 1902 01:13:05.649 --> 01:13:06.950 I'm sorry that I missed dinner. 1903 01:13:10.153 --> 01:13:11.955 Gina? 1904 01:13:12.088 --> 01:13:13.189 You're back? 1905 01:13:13.322 --> 01:13:16.259 Too late to celebrate. 1906 01:13:16.392 --> 01:13:18.962 Happy Valentine's Day. 1907 01:13:19.095 --> 01:13:22.031 Oh hey, Jyna. 1908 01:13:22.165 --> 01:13:23.433 What? 1909 01:13:23.567 --> 01:13:25.368 Uh. 1910 01:13:29.372 --> 01:13:30.640 I'm sorry. 1911 01:13:30.774 --> 01:13:32.576 I'm sorry. 1912 01:13:39.215 --> 01:13:41.618 I'm warning you, you better stop calling me a whore. 1913 01:13:41.751 --> 01:13:42.619 Then stop being a whore. 1914 01:13:42.752 --> 01:13:43.520 Ladies, please. 1915 01:13:43.653 --> 01:13:44.420 Mickey? 1916 01:13:44.554 --> 01:13:45.455 I was doing you a favor. 1917 01:13:45.589 --> 01:13:46.590 Oh, yeah, well, thank you. 1918 01:13:46.723 --> 01:13:49.158 Let me go get you another $5,000 gift card. 1919 01:13:49.292 --> 01:13:52.095 Hey, hey, Gina, what you saw up there was exactly 1920 01:13:52.228 --> 01:13:53.196 what it looked like, OK? 1921 01:13:53.329 --> 01:13:54.998 I was drunk, and lonely, and there was 1922 01:13:55.131 --> 01:13:56.766 a supermodel naked in my bed. 1923 01:13:56.900 --> 01:13:58.468 Oh, pray tell, 'tis not 1924 01:13:58.602 --> 01:14:00.236 the same supermodel I am betrothed. 1925 01:14:00.369 --> 01:14:02.438 Oh, man John, my buddy, I'm so sorry. 1926 01:14:02.572 --> 01:14:04.941 You, sir, are a scoundrel and a thief. 1927 01:14:05.074 --> 01:14:06.142 Oh, stay out of this, Johnny. 1928 01:14:06.275 --> 01:14:07.310 At least he's honest. 1929 01:14:07.443 --> 01:14:09.078 Oh, yeah, he's a freaking saint. 1930 01:14:09.212 --> 01:14:11.981 Oh, truthful adulterer, say ye. 1931 01:14:12.115 --> 01:14:13.917 Technically, I'm not an adulterer because you 1932 01:14:14.050 --> 01:14:15.485 guys aren't officially married. 1933 01:14:15.619 --> 01:14:17.120 Nor shall we, sir. 1934 01:14:17.253 --> 01:14:19.388 You have spoiled thy damsel. 1935 01:14:19.523 --> 01:14:21.457 I wish only to wed a virgin. 1936 01:14:21.591 --> 01:14:22.391 A virgin? 1937 01:14:22.526 --> 01:14:23.292 What? 1938 01:14:23.426 --> 01:14:24.861 Wait, that was her first time? 1939 01:14:24.994 --> 01:14:26.596 Did I deflower you? 1940 01:14:27.864 --> 01:14:28.598 What? 1941 01:14:28.732 --> 01:14:29.499 Why is everyone laughing? 1942 01:14:29.633 --> 01:14:30.800 Oh, you poor, poor thing. 1943 01:14:30.934 --> 01:14:32.168 Wha-- what's going on? 1944 01:14:32.301 --> 01:14:34.103 What the hell is going on? 1945 01:14:34.237 --> 01:14:36.005 Is this guy your buddy from grade school or not? 1946 01:14:36.139 --> 01:14:37.841 Because he's starting to sound a little British. 1947 01:14:37.974 --> 01:14:39.008 No, no. 1948 01:14:39.142 --> 01:14:41.110 And she's not actually a supermodel. 1949 01:14:41.244 --> 01:14:42.979 Not technically, but people are always saying 1950 01:14:43.112 --> 01:14:44.213 how super photogenic I am. 1951 01:14:44.347 --> 01:14:45.481 Right. 1952 01:14:45.615 --> 01:14:46.950 You guys want to see the infamous Giovinazzo 1953 01:14:47.083 --> 01:14:47.984 family Christmas card of '08? 1954 01:14:48.117 --> 01:14:49.252 Don't you dare. 1955 01:14:49.385 --> 01:14:50.587 You know mom made me wear that hideous sweater. 1956 01:14:50.720 --> 01:14:51.788 Didn't mom gave you that hideous perm too? 1957 01:14:51.921 --> 01:14:52.689 Put that away. 1958 01:14:52.822 --> 01:14:54.190 Did they just say mom? 1959 01:14:54.323 --> 01:14:56.125 Yeah, yeah, they're actually-- they're brother and sister. 1960 01:14:56.259 --> 01:14:57.226 We're actually twins. 1961 01:14:57.360 --> 01:14:59.195 You were going to marry your twin brother? 1962 01:14:59.328 --> 01:15:01.164 Oh, my God, this guy's adorable. 1963 01:15:01.297 --> 01:15:02.131 I know, right? 1964 01:15:02.265 --> 01:15:03.466 Andrew, you've been duped. 1965 01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:05.368 Everyone has been tricking you. 1966 01:15:05.501 --> 01:15:07.070 Nobody here is getting married. 1967 01:15:07.203 --> 01:15:08.304 Yeah, you got that right. 1968 01:15:08.437 --> 01:15:09.639 I can't believe I-- you know what? 1969 01:15:09.773 --> 01:15:12.341 You guys are all a bunch of dirty, scummy, horrible, 1970 01:15:12.475 --> 01:15:15.078 filthy, big, fat, stupid liars. 1971 01:15:15.211 --> 01:15:16.980 And I bet you're not even a Gemini either. 1972 01:15:17.113 --> 01:15:18.281 Easy. 1973 01:15:18.414 --> 01:15:19.716 OK, OK, all right, all right, everybody relax. 1974 01:15:19.849 --> 01:15:21.718 Look, we've all made some mistakes today, 1975 01:15:21.851 --> 01:15:23.086 and we've all done some things that we're 1976 01:15:23.219 --> 01:15:24.654 not particularly proud of. 1977 01:15:24.788 --> 01:15:25.922 What the hell did I do? 1978 01:15:26.055 --> 01:15:26.990 You slept with her. 1979 01:15:27.123 --> 01:15:28.091 Oh, right. 1980 01:15:28.224 --> 01:15:29.826 Yes, sorry, I forgot for a second. 1981 01:15:29.959 --> 01:15:30.694 Oh, gee, thanks. 1982 01:15:30.827 --> 01:15:31.628 I'm drunk. 1983 01:15:31.761 --> 01:15:32.996 Wow. 1984 01:15:33.129 --> 01:15:35.464 Andrew, can we be honest? 1985 01:15:35.599 --> 01:15:39.035 Yeah, that'd be a first, Gina. 1986 01:15:39.168 --> 01:15:41.470 Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right. 1987 01:15:41.605 --> 01:15:43.840 I-- I don't know, I thought that if I 1988 01:15:43.973 --> 01:15:46.075 was with somebody that was totally different to me, 1989 01:15:46.209 --> 01:15:47.911 that I would-- 1990 01:15:48.044 --> 01:15:49.245 What? 1991 01:15:49.378 --> 01:15:51.815 I like-- I bullshitted myself into thinking 1992 01:15:51.948 --> 01:15:53.549 that I was falling in love. 1993 01:15:56.853 --> 01:16:00.089 So what, that's it then? 1994 01:16:03.326 --> 01:16:08.364 Yeah, yeah. 1995 01:16:08.497 --> 01:16:10.767 I'm going to go get my bags and finish the rest 1996 01:16:10.900 --> 01:16:13.837 of my trip at my mom's. 1997 01:16:13.970 --> 01:16:18.541 Giovinazzos, have yourselves a wonderful life. 1998 01:16:18.675 --> 01:16:20.209 Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. 1999 01:16:27.684 --> 01:16:28.652 Oh, God. 2000 01:16:32.288 --> 01:16:34.090 Everyone was screaming at each other. 2001 01:16:34.223 --> 01:16:36.159 We were all in our-- our underwear. 2002 01:16:36.292 --> 01:16:39.462 I threw up on him. 2003 01:16:39.595 --> 01:16:42.932 I'm pretty sure I have a lifetime ban from that resort. 2004 01:16:43.066 --> 01:16:45.168 If you had fun, it was worth it. 2005 01:16:45.301 --> 01:16:47.103 No, no, not the point. 2006 01:16:47.236 --> 01:16:48.872 If it wasn't horrendous and mortifying, 2007 01:16:49.005 --> 01:16:50.406 it would not be Valentine's Day. 2008 01:16:50.539 --> 01:16:55.478 Honey, refrain, always a silver lining. 2009 01:16:55.611 --> 01:16:59.515 No, Valentine's Day blows, point blank. 2010 01:16:59.649 --> 01:17:04.353 Honey, life is balanced on the head of a pin. 2011 01:17:04.487 --> 01:17:06.756 One day, it's absolute perfection, and the next, 2012 01:17:06.890 --> 01:17:10.326 it's dark, like us losing daddy. 2013 01:17:10.459 --> 01:17:13.496 Valentine's Day, yeah, it's a kind of silly holiday. 2014 01:17:13.629 --> 01:17:16.099 It seems like treacly cards, and it's 2015 01:17:16.232 --> 01:17:18.935 like a diabetic's nightmare, and pick me, pick me. 2016 01:17:19.068 --> 01:17:23.339 And it's-- there's loneliness, 2017 01:17:24.407 --> 01:17:27.977 but it's also goosebumps 2018 01:17:28.111 --> 01:17:32.615 and heart flutters, ants in your pants, chance 2019 01:17:32.749 --> 01:17:34.818 to express your feelings. 2020 01:17:34.951 --> 01:17:36.419 And you're my valentine, baby. 2021 01:17:36.552 --> 01:17:41.324 I feel like it can be an act of remembrance of your dad's love. 2022 01:17:47.831 --> 01:17:52.235 It's funny, somebody else recently said just that to me. 2023 01:17:52.368 --> 01:17:53.569 Uh-huh. 2024 01:17:53.703 --> 01:17:55.504 Who? 2025 01:17:55.638 --> 01:17:57.240 Johnny? 2026 01:17:57.373 --> 01:18:00.009 Yeah, yes, Johnny. 2027 01:18:00.143 --> 01:18:03.112 How do you know that? 2028 01:18:03.246 --> 01:18:04.113 Oh, here. 2029 01:18:04.247 --> 01:18:05.715 Oh, no. 2030 01:18:05.849 --> 01:18:09.385 Mom, this guy Johnny is fine and crazy. 2031 01:18:09.518 --> 01:18:11.855 We're going to give you half goat grandkids, like, they're 2032 01:18:11.988 --> 01:18:13.656 actually grandkids, kids-- 2033 01:18:15.291 --> 01:18:16.125 Goat babies? 2034 01:18:19.162 --> 01:18:22.198 Game on. 2035 01:18:27.670 --> 01:18:29.538 Large pepperoni with ricotta. 2036 01:18:29.672 --> 01:18:31.274 How are you doing, Johnny? 2037 01:18:31.407 --> 01:18:32.675 Not bad. 2038 01:18:32.809 --> 01:18:35.812 You know, my skin still got that post-vacation tan. 2039 01:18:35.945 --> 01:18:40.416 And after all that baklava, there's a lot more of it, so. 2040 01:18:40.549 --> 01:18:42.251 I don't believe that I ordered anything. 2041 01:18:42.385 --> 01:18:45.621 No, no, no, no, no, you were promised free pizza for a year. 2042 01:18:45.755 --> 01:18:47.090 No, no, it's not necessary. 2043 01:18:47.223 --> 01:18:48.357 Me and you were good. 2044 01:18:51.427 --> 01:18:56.065 Actually, I kind of thought we hit it off in Greece. 2045 01:18:56.199 --> 01:19:01.170 And I figured I'd wait a month and then see if you wanted 2046 01:19:01.304 --> 01:19:04.440 to go on a real date with me. 2047 01:19:04.573 --> 01:19:07.076 That's really sweet, and I'm really flattered, 2048 01:19:07.210 --> 01:19:08.011 but I just don't really-- 2049 01:19:08.144 --> 01:19:10.179 It's just dinner. 2050 01:19:10.313 --> 01:19:13.449 Are you still with Andy, or-- 2051 01:19:13.582 --> 01:19:15.551 No, I'm just not really interested in dating anybody 2052 01:19:15.684 --> 01:19:16.619 right now. 2053 01:19:16.752 --> 01:19:18.254 The trip, it just forced me to take 2054 01:19:18.387 --> 01:19:20.389 a really hard look at myself. 2055 01:19:20.523 --> 01:19:23.726 And I'm working on growing up, and not being 2056 01:19:23.860 --> 01:19:25.962 such a big, fat, stupid liar. 2057 01:19:26.095 --> 01:19:27.263 Hold on. 2058 01:19:27.396 --> 01:19:29.632 I believe it was dirty, scummy, filthy, horrible, 2059 01:19:29.765 --> 01:19:32.368 big, fat, stupid liar. 2060 01:19:32.501 --> 01:19:35.071 Until this hot mess gets her shit together, 2061 01:19:35.204 --> 01:19:38.074 I shouldn't be with anybody. 2062 01:19:38.207 --> 01:19:42.912 OK, well, look, don't change too much of yourself. 2063 01:19:43.046 --> 01:19:45.314 You got to keep some of that edge. 2064 01:19:45.448 --> 01:19:50.253 And until you're ready, I'm just going to keep trying. 2065 01:19:50.386 --> 01:19:51.687 Happy St. Patrick's Day. 2066 01:20:12.541 --> 01:20:13.309 Om. 2067 01:20:15.411 --> 01:20:20.449 I waited for 1,000 suns 2068 01:20:21.918 --> 01:20:26.956 Whatever it's going to take 2069 01:20:27.556 --> 01:20:32.595 And if there's ever a chance you'll go 2070 01:20:33.696 --> 01:20:36.632 Then forever I will stay 2071 01:20:36.765 --> 01:20:39.668 Oh, I'll be here tomorrow 2072 01:20:39.802 --> 01:20:44.840 And ever I will wait at the place you left me 2073 01:20:45.474 --> 01:20:48.644 I'll be standing here each day 2074 01:20:48.777 --> 01:20:51.680 Oh, I'll be here tomorrow 2075 01:20:51.814 --> 01:20:54.884 Right here I will remain 2076 01:20:55.018 --> 01:20:59.989 In case there is a chance that I may see your face again 2077 01:21:00.123 --> 01:21:01.590 All good? 2078 01:21:01.724 --> 01:21:02.725 Everything been good so far? 2079 01:21:02.858 --> 01:21:03.993 Yeah, excellent. 2080 01:21:04.127 --> 01:21:05.461 This guy's a fucking mess, right? 2081 01:21:05.594 --> 01:21:06.662 You have good taste. 2082 01:21:06.795 --> 01:21:07.931 - You're a lucky man. - All right. 2083 01:21:08.064 --> 01:21:08.831 Thanks for telling me. 2084 01:21:08.965 --> 01:21:09.899 All right, guys. 2085 01:21:17.540 --> 01:21:19.242 I'm doing all right. 2086 01:21:19.375 --> 01:21:22.078 Not great, but all right. 2087 01:21:22.211 --> 01:21:24.713 You got to get back out on that horse, baby. 2088 01:21:24.847 --> 01:21:25.915 Go out there. 2089 01:21:26.049 --> 01:21:28.584 Let your hair down, trip the life, fantastic. 2090 01:21:28.717 --> 01:21:31.955 I don't need a horse. 2091 01:21:32.088 --> 01:21:35.058 I'm telling you, mom, I'm fine being alone. 2092 01:21:43.466 --> 01:21:46.069 Sorry, we're totally booked up tonight. 2093 01:21:46.202 --> 01:21:47.170 I'm sorry. 2094 01:21:47.303 --> 01:21:48.537 - We'll find somewhere else. - Really? 2095 01:21:48.671 --> 01:21:49.872 Psst. 2096 01:21:50.006 --> 01:21:51.941 Hey, you guys need a table? 2097 01:21:52.075 --> 01:21:54.243 Uh-huh. 2098 01:21:54.377 --> 01:21:56.579 Here you go. 2099 01:21:56.712 --> 01:21:57.613 Enjoy your dinner. 2100 01:21:57.746 --> 01:21:58.581 Seriously? 2101 01:21:58.714 --> 01:22:00.616 What is this for? 2102 01:22:00.749 --> 01:22:03.452 I'm just trying to spread the love on this really special day. 2103 01:22:03.586 --> 01:22:04.387 That's so sweet. 2104 01:22:04.520 --> 01:22:05.254 Thanks. 2105 01:22:05.388 --> 01:22:06.155 Thank you. 2106 01:22:06.289 --> 01:22:07.256 Enjoy your night. 2107 01:22:10.359 --> 01:22:12.128 Hey, can I buy one of those? 2108 01:22:15.098 --> 01:22:15.898 Thank you. 2109 01:22:24.707 --> 01:22:26.075 Don't give yourself a hernia. 2110 01:22:26.209 --> 01:22:27.843 Hey, girl. 2111 01:22:27.977 --> 01:22:29.278 How was the birthday? 2112 01:22:29.412 --> 01:22:30.846 It's the best one I've had in a long time. 2113 01:22:30.980 --> 01:22:31.747 Mm. 2114 01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:33.182 How's your Valentine's Day? 2115 01:22:33.316 --> 01:22:36.619 Oh, you know, just hauling trash like a woman in love. 2116 01:22:36.752 --> 01:22:38.621 Steve didn't want to overexert himself 2117 01:22:38.754 --> 01:22:40.956 for tonight's big performance, asked me if I wouldn't 2118 01:22:41.090 --> 01:22:42.825 mind doing the trash, so. 2119 01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:44.593 Yeah, it's been a pretty horny night. 2120 01:22:47.096 --> 01:22:47.830 Kinky. 2121 01:22:47.963 --> 01:22:49.165 Ooh. 2122 01:22:49.298 --> 01:22:50.766 I know it's my fault, but this year 2123 01:22:50.899 --> 01:22:53.036 has been a hell of a dry spell. 2124 01:22:53.169 --> 01:22:55.938 Well, honey, Valentine's Day isn't just about spreading love. 2125 01:22:56.072 --> 01:23:00.343 It's also about letting love find you. 2126 01:23:00.476 --> 01:23:02.311 Oh, goody, I missed dinner. 2127 01:23:02.445 --> 01:23:06.282 Oh, I wonder if it's in the shape of a heart or a vag. 2128 01:23:06.415 --> 01:23:07.650 Hmm? 2129 01:23:07.783 --> 01:23:09.885 You know, because it's also the day of your birth. 2130 01:23:10.019 --> 01:23:10.819 Oh. 2131 01:23:20.663 --> 01:23:22.765 Not what I was expecting. 2132 01:23:22.898 --> 01:23:25.301 I guess your Italian Casanova finally gave up. 2133 01:23:28.837 --> 01:23:31.507 I guess humans aren't as relentless as tortoises. 2134 01:23:31.640 --> 01:23:32.608 Huh? 2135 01:23:38.847 --> 01:23:40.083 It's still early. 2136 01:23:40.216 --> 01:23:41.817 I think I can get to him before the restaurant closes. 2137 01:23:41.950 --> 01:23:44.019 Go for it. 2138 01:23:44.153 --> 01:23:45.254 Bring me back a cannoli. 2139 01:23:45.388 --> 01:23:46.789 The heart wants what the heart wants. 2140 01:23:46.922 --> 01:23:48.624 Yeah, well, my heart wants a cannoli. 2141 01:23:48.757 --> 01:23:51.026 I'll get you a cannoli. 2142 01:23:51.160 --> 01:23:52.528 Good luck, honey. 2143 01:23:52.661 --> 01:23:54.663 Come on, man, we gotta be-- we gotta get ready for mommy. 2144 01:23:54.797 --> 01:23:57.933 Put the dinosaur down. 2145 01:23:58.067 --> 01:24:02.505 What in the world? 2146 01:24:02.638 --> 01:24:03.739 You walked into too early. 2147 01:24:03.872 --> 01:24:05.341 He was supposed to be holding the thing, 2148 01:24:05.474 --> 01:24:07.743 and then he was supposed to be-- we both got on the Cupid draws. 2149 01:24:07.876 --> 01:24:08.877 It's the most romantic thing-- 2150 01:24:09.011 --> 01:24:10.279 I know. But it was supposed-- 2151 01:24:10.413 --> 01:24:11.214 I have ever seen. 2152 01:24:11.347 --> 01:24:13.749 to be better than this. 2153 01:24:13.882 --> 01:24:15.251 Baby, it was supposed to be both of us, 2154 01:24:15.384 --> 01:24:16.852 and we're supposed to-- we put the costumes 2155 01:24:16.985 --> 01:24:18.053 on, but he decided not-- 2156 01:24:18.187 --> 01:24:19.021 You did a good job. 2157 01:24:19.155 --> 01:24:19.922 You think so? 2158 01:24:21.290 --> 01:24:22.391 Screaming in the stars. 2159 01:24:22.525 --> 01:24:25.828 It's going to un-un-unforgettable. 2160 01:24:25.961 --> 01:24:27.062 It's close to magic. 2161 01:24:27.196 --> 01:24:28.131 Sorry. 2162 01:24:30.866 --> 01:24:32.535 Aw, freaking adorable. 2163 01:24:37.640 --> 01:24:40.709 We're closed. 2164 01:24:40.843 --> 01:24:43.212 Hey. 2165 01:24:43.346 --> 01:24:45.281 Oh, it's you. 2166 01:24:45.414 --> 01:24:47.883 What, you didn't get your free pizza today? 2167 01:24:48.016 --> 01:24:49.218 Where's Johnny? 2168 01:24:51.987 --> 01:24:54.157 Oh, hey, Gina. 2169 01:24:54.290 --> 01:24:55.057 Andrew. 2170 01:24:55.191 --> 01:24:56.692 Happy birthday. 2171 01:24:56.825 --> 01:24:58.227 Thanks. 2172 01:24:58.361 --> 01:24:59.428 What are you doing here? 2173 01:24:59.562 --> 01:25:01.897 Oh, uh, well-- 2174 01:25:02.030 --> 01:25:02.931 What? 2175 01:25:03.065 --> 01:25:04.167 Your tongue stuck in that zipper? 2176 01:25:04.300 --> 01:25:06.769 Um, we're dating. 2177 01:25:06.902 --> 01:25:08.103 We're engaged. 2178 01:25:08.237 --> 01:25:09.772 Right. 2179 01:25:09.905 --> 01:25:13.576 Oh, wow. 2180 01:25:13.709 --> 01:25:14.510 Congratulations. 2181 01:25:14.643 --> 01:25:15.411 Thank you. 2182 01:25:15.544 --> 01:25:16.445 We're very happy. 2183 01:25:16.579 --> 01:25:17.946 That's right. 2184 01:25:18.080 --> 01:25:19.081 Well, is Johnny here tonight? 2185 01:25:19.215 --> 01:25:20.115 I wanted to talk to him. 2186 01:25:20.249 --> 01:25:22.318 Is he on a delivery? 2187 01:25:22.451 --> 01:25:24.787 He's out with his girlfriend. 2188 01:25:24.920 --> 01:25:26.054 They met at Christmas. 2189 01:25:26.189 --> 01:25:26.955 It's quite serious. 2190 01:25:27.089 --> 01:25:28.324 Mm-hm. 2191 01:25:28.457 --> 01:25:30.359 She has a five-year-old who Johnny totally adores. 2192 01:25:30.493 --> 01:25:31.827 Yeah, and they just bought a dog. 2193 01:25:31.960 --> 01:25:33.128 A golden retriever. 2194 01:25:33.262 --> 01:25:34.062 Scruffy. 2195 01:25:34.197 --> 01:25:36.131 Scruffy. 2196 01:25:36.265 --> 01:25:39.368 Uh, I see. 2197 01:25:39.502 --> 01:25:42.905 Look, he wasted a whole year trying to get your attention, 2198 01:25:43.038 --> 01:25:44.940 and now, he's moved on. 2199 01:25:45.073 --> 01:25:48.277 And I'm sorry to say, but I think you should, too. 2200 01:25:48.411 --> 01:25:50.313 Hey, we're going to a midnight screening of Pretty in Pink 2201 01:25:50.446 --> 01:25:51.214 tonight. 2202 01:25:51.347 --> 01:25:52.315 Why don't you join us? 2203 01:25:52.448 --> 01:25:53.182 What? 2204 01:25:53.316 --> 01:25:54.283 What? 2205 01:25:58.153 --> 01:26:00.656 Um, it's OK. 2206 01:26:00.789 --> 01:26:02.391 I'm really happy for you guys. 2207 01:26:02.525 --> 01:26:04.360 I'm glad that you found each other. 2208 01:26:04.493 --> 01:26:05.361 Thanks, Gina. 2209 01:26:05.494 --> 01:26:06.295 Thank you. 2210 01:26:06.429 --> 01:26:07.696 Patiently. 2211 01:26:07.830 --> 01:26:09.232 OK, good night. 2212 01:26:09.365 --> 01:26:14.370 So I'll try to rise, but I cannot rise up. 2213 01:26:19.975 --> 01:26:23.145 Will you rise for me? 2214 01:26:28.951 --> 01:26:32.187 Will you rise for me? 2215 01:26:51.674 --> 01:26:56.712 Whoa. 2216 01:26:57.012 --> 01:27:02.050 And? 2217 01:27:03.586 --> 01:27:04.853 Ta-da. 2218 01:27:04.987 --> 01:27:08.924 Mickey and Andrew, they said that you met 2219 01:27:09.057 --> 01:27:11.026 someone with a kid and a dog? 2220 01:27:11.159 --> 01:27:11.927 Scruffy. 2221 01:27:12.060 --> 01:27:12.861 Yeah. 2222 01:27:12.995 --> 01:27:13.996 Yeah, they were lying. 2223 01:27:14.129 --> 01:27:14.897 Really? 2224 01:27:15.030 --> 01:27:16.164 They've gotten so good at it. 2225 01:27:16.299 --> 01:27:17.333 Learned from the best. 2226 01:27:17.466 --> 01:27:20.269 Can you take the stupid hat off? 2227 01:27:20.403 --> 01:27:22.738 Oh, my God. 2228 01:27:22.871 --> 01:27:24.473 Can't breathe in this thing. 2229 01:27:24.607 --> 01:27:28.277 You know, this one time at my cousin's bachelor party, 2230 01:27:28.411 --> 01:27:30.245 we got him a stripper to pop out of the cake, 2231 01:27:30.379 --> 01:27:33.282 but all the icing melted and she got glued inside. 2232 01:27:33.416 --> 01:27:36.018 It took four emergency technicians and the jaws of life 2233 01:27:36.151 --> 01:27:37.353 to save Jasmine from-- 2234 01:27:37.486 --> 01:27:38.220 Come here. 2235 01:27:43.359 --> 01:27:44.593 Aw. 2236 01:27:44.727 --> 01:27:47.229 That dude looks ridiculous. 2237 01:28:14.790 --> 01:28:16.692 I heard they both got trapped at the top 2238 01:28:16.825 --> 01:28:19.928 of the Empire State Building and had to cuddle for warmth. 2239 01:28:20.062 --> 01:28:21.296 Oh, wow. 2240 01:28:21.430 --> 01:28:24.767 Then she falls overboard off the SS Ulysses Chugwater, 2241 01:28:24.900 --> 01:28:26.502 and he rescued her. 2242 01:28:26.635 --> 01:28:29.271 But get this, she has amnesia. 2243 01:28:29.405 --> 01:28:31.974 Now, he needs one last bone to build his brontosaurus, 2244 01:28:32.107 --> 01:28:34.610 but she, her terrier, and a leopard named Baby. 2245 01:28:34.743 --> 01:28:36.445 Lands onto a train track. 2246 01:28:36.579 --> 01:28:39.715 She saves him, and while he's in a coma, falls for his brother. 2247 01:28:39.848 --> 01:28:42.518 Plays hooky going on holiday in Rome, 2248 01:28:42.651 --> 01:28:44.319 pretending to be a tourist. 2249 01:28:44.453 --> 01:28:47.790 Then it's revealed that he has an evil twin. 2250 01:28:47.923 --> 01:28:51.460 It's-- not-- not identical, a female who winds 2251 01:28:51.594 --> 01:28:52.995 up sleeping with the boyfriend. 2252 01:28:53.128 --> 01:28:58.166 Oh, you know, I had to conjure the spirits to get 2253 01:28:58.601 --> 01:29:00.202 these two crazy kids together. 2254 01:29:01.570 --> 01:29:02.571 No, we used to date. 2255 01:29:02.705 --> 01:29:03.672 It's not weird anymore. 2256 01:29:07.476 --> 01:29:09.645 And now, the ring bearer will present 2257 01:29:09.778 --> 01:29:12.915 us with symbols of their love. 2258 01:29:13.048 --> 01:29:13.849 Oh, my. 2259 01:29:13.982 --> 01:29:14.883 Gus. 2260 01:29:15.017 --> 01:29:16.184 The ringbearer. 2261 01:29:16.318 --> 01:29:18.320 Gus, Gus, Gus, Gus, Gus. 2262 01:29:18.454 --> 01:29:19.922 Babe, help her roommate along. 2263 01:29:20.055 --> 01:29:20.823 Yeah, sure thing. 2264 01:29:20.956 --> 01:29:22.324 Go get him. 2265 01:29:22.458 --> 01:29:23.759 Go get him. 2266 01:29:23.892 --> 01:29:26.294 Oh, Gus, that's so sweet. 2267 01:29:29.331 --> 01:29:31.333 All right, here you go, Johnny. 2268 01:29:31.467 --> 01:29:32.601 Thanks, bro. 2269 01:29:32.735 --> 01:29:33.602 OK. 2270 01:29:33.736 --> 01:29:34.937 Thanks, man. 2271 01:29:35.070 --> 01:29:37.573 Got it. 2272 01:29:37.706 --> 01:29:40.208 With this ring, I thee wed. 2273 01:29:40.342 --> 01:29:42.778 With this ring, I thee wed. 2274 01:29:42.911 --> 01:29:47.382 I now pronounce you husbands and wives. 2275 01:29:47.516 --> 01:29:50.919 It is good to start this union with a kiss. 2276 01:29:52.721 --> 01:29:53.689 Aww. 2277 01:29:59.161 --> 01:29:59.928 They did it. 2278 01:30:07.670 --> 01:30:09.705 Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. 2279 01:30:19.381 --> 01:30:20.115 Yeah! 2280 01:30:20.248 --> 01:30:21.249 Yeah! 2281 01:30:21.383 --> 01:30:22.417 Yeah! 2282 01:30:42.137 --> 01:30:44.439 My therapist being annoying. 2283 01:30:44.573 --> 01:30:46.575 She says I'm aggressive to people. 2284 01:30:46.709 --> 01:30:48.611 So what if I'm aggressive to people? 2285 01:30:48.744 --> 01:30:49.645 What else am I supposed to do? 2286 01:30:49.778 --> 01:30:50.546 What? 2287 01:30:50.679 --> 01:30:52.581 Maybe changing your attitude. 2288 01:30:52.715 --> 01:30:57.753 That is the least I could do, but I don't want to do that. 2289 01:30:58.754 --> 01:31:00.989 I'm passive aggressive, flirtatious, that's 2290 01:31:01.123 --> 01:31:02.791 something that I took pride in. 2291 01:31:02.925 --> 01:31:04.827 If you can take some of my jokes, 2292 01:31:04.960 --> 01:31:06.795 I guess that we can be a thing. 2293 01:31:06.929 --> 01:31:10.833 But I never meant to offend you whenever I called you a sh, 2294 01:31:10.966 --> 01:31:14.269 so I, you gotta be mad. 2295 01:31:14.402 --> 01:31:15.704 OK. 2296 01:31:15.838 --> 01:31:19.207 Maybe I exaggerate when showing my twisted affection. 2297 01:31:19.341 --> 01:31:23.478 Maybe when I called you gay was my way to avoid rejection. 2298 01:31:23.612 --> 01:31:27.149 Will I ever come out of the self-restricting shell? 2299 01:31:27.282 --> 01:31:29.952 Well I don't know about that. 2300 01:31:30.085 --> 01:31:35.123 Cause I love the pain for love that's unrequited in my veins. 2301 01:31:37.726 --> 01:31:41.329 Getting over nothing can be harder than the real thing, 2302 01:31:41.463 --> 01:31:45.467 so I'm living for the drama I create. 2303 01:31:45.601 --> 01:31:49.705 I guess I'm just addicted to the chase. 2304 01:31:49.838 --> 01:31:53.776 Running if you catch me, cause I've been on the road and yeah, 2305 01:31:53.909 --> 01:31:58.947 this brave, one woman showing ain't ready to stay, no, no, no. 2306 01:32:03.952 --> 01:32:07.823 My therapist being annoying, she says I'm afraid of committing. 2307 01:32:07.956 --> 01:32:09.858 No shit, I'm afraid of committing. 2308 01:32:09.992 --> 01:32:10.926 What else am I supposed to do? 2309 01:32:11.059 --> 01:32:12.460 What? 2310 01:32:12.595 --> 01:32:15.931 Maybe share a feeling or two, that is the least I could do. 2311 01:32:16.064 --> 01:32:20.202 Yeah, I know I'm not doing that. 2312 01:32:20.335 --> 01:32:22.170 OK, I think I'm narcissistic. 2313 01:32:22.304 --> 01:32:24.172 I love myself 3002. 2314 01:32:24.306 --> 01:32:28.210 But listen, it is what it is, the diamond will never be dull. 2315 01:32:28.343 --> 01:32:30.646 And you can say these are excuses, that I'm 2316 01:32:30.779 --> 01:32:32.280 just avoiding the truth. 2317 01:32:32.414 --> 01:32:33.749 Who knows? 2318 01:32:33.882 --> 01:32:35.651 Let's hope for the best. 2319 01:32:35.784 --> 01:32:37.085 OK. 2320 01:32:37.219 --> 01:32:40.723 Maybe I exaggerate when showing my twisted affection. 2321 01:32:40.856 --> 01:32:44.827 Maybe when I called you gay was my way to avoid rejection. 2322 01:32:44.960 --> 01:32:48.563 Will I ever come out of the self-restriction shell? 2323 01:32:48.697 --> 01:32:53.702 Well, I don't know about that, cause I love the pain, 2324 01:32:53.836 --> 01:32:58.874 the pain, the love that's unrequited in my veins. 2325 01:32:59.074 --> 01:33:02.678 Getting over nothing can be harder than the real thing. 2326 01:33:02.811 --> 01:33:06.849 So I'm living for the drama I create. 2327 01:33:06.982 --> 01:33:10.953 I guess I'm just addicted to the chase. 2328 01:33:11.086 --> 01:33:14.623 Then running if you catch me, cause I've been on the road, 2329 01:33:14.757 --> 01:33:18.627 and yeah, this great one-woman show ain't ready to stay. 2330 01:33:18.761 --> 01:33:23.799 No, no, no, no, no, no. 2331 01:33:43.451 --> 01:33:45.821 Thinking about your ghost 2332 01:33:45.954 --> 01:33:50.292 with a halo over your head, thinking bout your soul, if it's 2333 01:33:50.425 --> 01:33:52.160 gone or if it's just left. 2334 01:33:52.294 --> 01:33:56.264 I don't know the rules of the living or the undead. 2335 01:33:56.398 --> 01:34:00.302 I don't know how to get up out of this warm bed. 2336 01:34:00.435 --> 01:34:04.272 Sitting on the edge of the bleachers with my one friend. 2337 01:34:04.406 --> 01:34:08.176 I don't really know about the rest, where they all went. 2338 01:34:08.310 --> 01:34:10.779 I won't lose control, be alone. 2339 01:34:10.913 --> 01:34:14.216 God, I'm so spent I can't let them know that I'm 2340 01:34:14.349 --> 01:34:16.284 tired, where my joy went. 2341 01:34:16.418 --> 01:34:22.057 Oh, I've been falling for awhile, 2342 01:34:23.892 --> 01:34:28.931 a victim of this world and its cruelties. 2343 01:34:32.300 --> 01:34:35.637 Oh, 2344 01:34:35.771 --> 01:34:39.875 I'll still put on a smile, 2345 01:34:40.008 --> 01:34:45.147 take a moment still, and just breathe. 2346 01:34:48.250 --> 01:34:52.254 Standing on the corner of the street watching cars pass, 2347 01:34:52.387 --> 01:34:56.224 I tried to enjoy simple things while they still last. 2348 01:34:56.358 --> 01:34:59.527 I don't really know if time heals like they say, 2349 01:34:59.661 --> 01:35:03.799 cause everything still feels fresh and new through the soul. 2350 01:35:03.932 --> 01:35:06.869 I'll lay on my back, water's cold, 2351 01:35:07.002 --> 01:35:10.906 and my mind spins, flowing with the tides, with the waves, 2352 01:35:11.039 --> 01:35:12.975 with the currents.