WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:01.458 --> 00:00:04.375 ["God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" playing] 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:08.083 --> 00:00:10.083 - [wind whistling] - [bag drops] 5 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:13.000 [sighs] 6 00:00:16.041 --> 00:00:17.958 Well, this ain't no Whoville, but... 7 00:00:19.250 --> 00:00:20.250 it'll do. 8 00:00:21.291 --> 00:00:25.041 I got me enough vials to last me 12 days of Christmas. 9 00:00:27.166 --> 00:00:29.875 See this? It ain't no log. 10 00:00:30.833 --> 00:00:33.375 This is a human arm. 11 00:00:33.458 --> 00:00:36.166 Specifically, a fat man's. 12 00:00:36.250 --> 00:00:38.416 It burns nice, doesn't it? 13 00:00:39.416 --> 00:00:41.291 Surprising, huh? 14 00:00:41.375 --> 00:00:44.125 I keep a few of these arms dry aging throughout the year 15 00:00:44.208 --> 00:00:46.666 just because it's so nice during the winter. 16 00:00:46.750 --> 00:00:50.375 Stay armed, stay warm. That's what I always say. 17 00:00:54.833 --> 00:00:57.916 Well, I'd give you the season's greetings, 18 00:00:58.000 --> 00:00:59.750 but we don't have much 19 00:00:59.833 --> 00:01:01.875 by the way of seasons out here anymore. 20 00:01:02.875 --> 00:01:06.125 And we damn sure don't have any Santa Claus. 21 00:01:06.208 --> 00:01:08.000 [Dogmeat whining] 22 00:01:08.083 --> 00:01:10.125 My jaw hurts from talkin', 23 00:01:10.208 --> 00:01:13.583 so why don't y'all stare at this fire for a little while? 24 00:01:15.208 --> 00:01:19.083 Now, if I fall asleep, make sure you tilt my head away from it. 25 00:01:22.208 --> 00:01:25.166 [Mr. New Vegas] [on radio] Yes, indeed. This is Mr. New Vegas 26 00:01:25.250 --> 00:01:28.458 coming to you live from my namesake, 27 00:01:28.541 --> 00:01:31.791 bringing you all your holiday favorites 28 00:01:31.875 --> 00:01:33.833 this Christmas season. 29 00:01:33.916 --> 00:01:36.291 Now, I hope it's warm and cozy where you are, 30 00:01:36.375 --> 00:01:39.375 and not because you're losing consciousness. 31 00:01:39.458 --> 00:01:42.208 Unless, of course, that's what you want to do. 32 00:01:42.291 --> 00:01:45.875 We all cope with the horrors of life 33 00:01:45.958 --> 00:01:48.583 in our own chemical way. 34 00:01:48.666 --> 00:01:51.041 I'm taking your dedications all night 35 00:01:51.125 --> 00:01:53.750 and reading your Christmas greetings 36 00:01:53.833 --> 00:01:57.250 and heartwarming stories live on the air. 37 00:01:58.833 --> 00:02:02.208 Here's one from Bob in the former Arizona. 38 00:02:02.291 --> 00:02:06.250 He writes, "My dog ran off on Christmas Eve, 39 00:02:06.333 --> 00:02:10.958 and I tell you, it was a repeat of the exact story of Christmas. 40 00:02:11.041 --> 00:02:15.000 Strangers came out of nowhere to help us look for him, 41 00:02:15.083 --> 00:02:18.166 just like the Three Kings from Orient Are. 42 00:02:18.250 --> 00:02:21.083 I was working with them as one of the kings, 43 00:02:21.166 --> 00:02:25.125 and then God is the King of all kings. 44 00:02:25.208 --> 00:02:27.583 So, we had five kings, 45 00:02:27.666 --> 00:02:30.208 but there were seven people total. 46 00:02:30.291 --> 00:02:33.791 Two women and five men, so five kings. 47 00:02:33.875 --> 00:02:36.666 Two queens plus me, plus God. 48 00:02:36.750 --> 00:02:40.833 That's nine kings total, including queens. 49 00:02:40.916 --> 00:02:44.416 And none of us knew where the heck this dog was. 50 00:02:44.500 --> 00:02:49.000 So, I'm thinking, that's like the original Jesus from the story. 51 00:02:49.083 --> 00:02:52.083 The dog is the lost baby Jesus. 52 00:02:52.166 --> 00:02:54.500 So, I'm starting to get very stressed out 53 00:02:54.583 --> 00:02:57.583 because not only did I lose the dog, 54 00:02:57.666 --> 00:03:00.333 but the dog would tell me when somebody was coming. 55 00:03:00.416 --> 00:03:03.666 These people appear. They don't find him. 56 00:03:03.750 --> 00:03:07.958 Plus, they keep asking me if I have chems. 57 00:03:08.041 --> 00:03:11.750 And I do, but I'm not sharing, and I'm mad, 58 00:03:11.833 --> 00:03:14.208 and that's making me feel guilty. 59 00:03:14.291 --> 00:03:16.750 Yes, I have rage issues, 60 00:03:16.833 --> 00:03:20.583 but that explains why I can't part with the chems. 61 00:03:20.666 --> 00:03:22.750 They're medical. Anyways, it turns out 62 00:03:22.833 --> 00:03:24.791 the dog hadn't gone far. 63 00:03:24.875 --> 00:03:27.958 He heard me executing some people earlier, 64 00:03:28.041 --> 00:03:30.375 got scared and hid in the panels. 65 00:03:30.458 --> 00:03:32.583 He eventually came back out 66 00:03:32.666 --> 00:03:35.416 when I started roasting one of the people I killed. 67 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:37.333 Now, I wish I'd had figured that out 68 00:03:37.416 --> 00:03:40.375 before I executed all the other kings, 69 00:03:40.458 --> 00:03:45.000 but I did my best with the information I had at the time. 70 00:03:45.083 --> 00:03:47.416 Long story long, 71 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:50.708 I didn't know I needed a dog to celebrate Christmas 72 00:03:50.791 --> 00:03:53.833 before I tried doing it without one. 73 00:03:53.916 --> 00:03:56.125 Isn't that pathetic? 74 00:03:56.208 --> 00:03:57.833 I hate myself." 75 00:03:59.166 --> 00:04:00.625 Thanks, Bob. 76 00:04:00.708 --> 00:04:03.333 Now, here's a holiday tune that'll soothe you 77 00:04:03.416 --> 00:04:08.333 faster than a blood brain barrier full of gaseous chems. 78 00:04:08.416 --> 00:04:09.791 [record clicking] 79 00:04:09.875 --> 00:04:12.958 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 80 00:04:13.041 --> 00:04:16.000 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 81 00:04:16.083 --> 00:04:19.000 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year, doo-dee ♪ 82 00:04:21.708 --> 00:04:27.375 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 83 00:04:27.458 --> 00:04:30.500 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 84 00:04:30.583 --> 00:04:33.750 - ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ - ♪ New Year ♪ 85 00:04:33.833 --> 00:04:39.750 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 86 00:04:39.833 --> 00:04:45.916 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 87 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:52.000 ♪ We all want some figgy pudding, we all want some figgy pudding ♪ 88 00:04:52.083 --> 00:04:58.208 ♪ We all want some figgy pudding, so bring some out here ♪ 89 00:04:58.291 --> 00:05:04.333 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 90 00:05:04.416 --> 00:05:10.541 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 91 00:05:10.625 --> 00:05:16.583 ♪ We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some ♪ 92 00:05:16.666 --> 00:05:22.875 ♪ We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here ♪ 93 00:05:22.958 --> 00:05:28.958 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 94 00:05:29.041 --> 00:05:34.375 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 95 00:05:36.083 --> 00:05:39.041 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 96 00:05:39.125 --> 00:05:42.125 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 97 00:05:42.208 --> 00:05:45.166 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year, doo-dee ♪ 98 00:06:12.375 --> 00:06:18.166 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 99 00:06:18.250 --> 00:06:21.333 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 100 00:06:21.416 --> 00:06:24.458 - ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ - ♪ New Year ♪ 101 00:06:24.541 --> 00:06:30.500 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 102 00:06:30.583 --> 00:06:35.875 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 103 00:06:36.875 --> 00:06:42.041 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 104 00:06:43.125 --> 00:06:48.125 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 105 00:06:48.208 --> 00:06:51.250 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 106 00:06:51.333 --> 00:06:54.333 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 107 00:06:54.416 --> 00:06:59.791 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year, doo-wee ♪♪ 108 00:06:59.875 --> 00:07:01.791 [song ends] 109 00:07:01.875 --> 00:07:05.500 ["Like a Kid at Christmas" playing] 110 00:07:05.583 --> 00:07:09.708 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 111 00:07:09.791 --> 00:07:13.000 ♪ A happy day ♪ 112 00:07:13.083 --> 00:07:18.458 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 113 00:07:19.458 --> 00:07:25.333 ♪ Oh, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 114 00:07:25.416 --> 00:07:31.416 ♪ How I love the scent of pine ♪ 115 00:07:31.500 --> 00:07:37.416 ♪ and snowy Christmas postcards ♪ 116 00:07:37.500 --> 00:07:43.583 ♪ How they decorate my mind ♪ 117 00:07:43.666 --> 00:07:49.541 ♪ Yes, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 118 00:07:49.625 --> 00:07:55.541 ♪ 'cause it still gives me a thrill ♪ 119 00:07:55.625 --> 00:08:01.708 ♪ when I feel the spirit of ♪ 120 00:08:01.791 --> 00:08:05.416 ♪ goodwill ♪ 121 00:08:07.875 --> 00:08:13.833 ♪ Oh, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 122 00:08:13.916 --> 00:08:19.750 ♪ How I love the cold, the choirs ♪ 123 00:08:19.833 --> 00:08:25.250 ♪ and gifts unwrapped by loved ones ♪ 124 00:08:25.333 --> 00:08:31.958 ♪ girl, by a blazing fire ♪ 125 00:08:32.041 --> 00:08:38.083 ♪ Yes, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 126 00:08:38.166 --> 00:08:44.041 ♪ 'cause it still gives me a thrill ♪ 127 00:08:44.125 --> 00:08:49.666 ♪ when I feel the spirit of ♪ 128 00:08:49.750 --> 00:08:53.708 ♪ goodwill ♪ 129 00:08:55.416 --> 00:08:57.583 ♪ Good, good, goodwill ♪ 130 00:08:57.666 --> 00:09:01.125 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 131 00:09:01.208 --> 00:09:03.500 ♪ Good, good, goodwill ♪ 132 00:09:03.583 --> 00:09:08.291 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 133 00:09:08.375 --> 00:09:13.791 ♪ Yes, I love the Christmas spirit ♪ 134 00:09:13.875 --> 00:09:18.125 ♪ of goodwill ♪ 135 00:09:20.500 --> 00:09:26.583 ♪ Now, I know that you love Christmas ♪ 136 00:09:26.666 --> 00:09:32.583 ♪ All white with falling snow ♪ 137 00:09:32.666 --> 00:09:38.541 ♪ A tree with all the trimmings ♪ 138 00:09:38.625 --> 00:09:44.750 ♪ A touch of mistletoe ♪ 139 00:09:44.833 --> 00:09:50.750 ♪ And like a kid at Christmas ♪ 140 00:09:50.833 --> 00:09:56.750 ♪ how I got a wish, it's true ♪ 141 00:09:56.833 --> 00:10:02.541 ♪ How I love to spend my Christmas ♪ 142 00:10:02.625 --> 00:10:07.916 ♪ with you ♪ 143 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.291 ♪ Good, goodwill ♪ 144 00:10:10.375 --> 00:10:13.875 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 145 00:10:13.958 --> 00:10:16.083 ♪ Good, goodwill ♪ 146 00:10:16.166 --> 00:10:22.416 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 147 00:10:22.500 --> 00:10:28.333 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 148 00:10:28.416 --> 00:10:34.458 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 149 00:10:34.541 --> 00:10:40.416 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 150 00:10:40.500 --> 00:10:46.500 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 151 00:10:46.583 --> 00:10:52.666 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 152 00:10:52.750 --> 00:10:57.541 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪♪ 153 00:11:00.541 --> 00:11:01.958 [radio static] 154 00:11:02.041 --> 00:11:05.041 [Mr. New Vegas] Hi, I'm DJ Mr. New Vegas, 155 00:11:05.125 --> 00:11:07.833 and picturing you sit there listening, 156 00:11:07.916 --> 00:11:10.166 lounging in your lingerie, 157 00:11:10.250 --> 00:11:14.458 sets my imagination to spinning 45 rpm. 158 00:11:14.541 --> 00:11:15.916 Here's a tune. 159 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:20.000 ["Away in a Manger" playing] 160 00:13:13.916 --> 00:13:15.916 [song fades out] 161 00:13:17.500 --> 00:13:19.583 [fire crackling] 162 00:13:19.666 --> 00:13:22.083 ["Santa's Coming (Ho, Ho, Ho)" playing] 163 00:13:22.166 --> 00:13:27.541 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 164 00:13:27.625 --> 00:13:30.625 ♪ Children playing in the snow ♪ 165 00:13:32.416 --> 00:13:37.666 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 166 00:13:37.750 --> 00:13:40.583 ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ 167 00:13:42.583 --> 00:13:47.916 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 168 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:51.083 ♪ Everywhere there's so much joy ♪ 169 00:13:52.750 --> 00:13:58.125 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 170 00:13:58.208 --> 00:14:03.125 - ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ - ♪ Ho ho ho ♪ 171 00:14:21.333 --> 00:14:23.416 ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry ♪ 172 00:14:23.500 --> 00:14:26.500 [whistling] 173 00:14:26.583 --> 00:14:28.750 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 174 00:14:28.833 --> 00:14:30.833 [whistling continues] 175 00:14:37.041 --> 00:14:38.791 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 176 00:14:43.875 --> 00:14:49.208 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 177 00:14:49.291 --> 00:14:52.125 ♪ Children playing in the snow ♪ 178 00:14:54.125 --> 00:14:59.291 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 179 00:14:59.375 --> 00:15:02.375 ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ 180 00:15:04.416 --> 00:15:09.708 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 181 00:15:09.791 --> 00:15:12.625 ♪ Everywhere there's so much joy ♪ 182 00:15:14.458 --> 00:15:19.833 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry, Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 183 00:15:19.916 --> 00:15:22.541 ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ 184 00:15:23.541 --> 00:15:27.958 - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ - ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪♪ 185 00:15:29.458 --> 00:15:30.458 [radio static] 186 00:15:30.541 --> 00:15:33.416 [Mr. New Vegas] You know, I love listening to these old sides, 187 00:15:33.500 --> 00:15:37.666 but not as much as I love listening to your stories. 188 00:15:37.750 --> 00:15:39.500 I wanna hear from you. 189 00:15:39.583 --> 00:15:42.958 Here's a little holiday yarn from Sluggins Rex, 190 00:15:43.041 --> 00:15:47.500 who writes in from the Siltlands with this reminiscence. 191 00:15:48.875 --> 00:15:52.500 "People might complain about Christmas in the Wastelands, 192 00:15:52.583 --> 00:15:54.875 but it's better than in the Vaults. 193 00:15:54.958 --> 00:15:57.458 Trust me. I celebrated Christmas 194 00:15:57.541 --> 00:16:00.541 in a Vault last year, and it sucked. 195 00:16:00.625 --> 00:16:03.875 They were doing this whole Christmas in Hawaii thing, 196 00:16:03.958 --> 00:16:06.250 and it was tacky and pathetic. 197 00:16:06.333 --> 00:16:09.833 They were like, 'Hey there, try this kalua pork,' 198 00:16:09.916 --> 00:16:12.250 and then they gave me a cocktail weenie. 199 00:16:12.333 --> 00:16:15.250 That's pretty disappointing. 200 00:16:15.333 --> 00:16:17.833 Even though I hadn't been around people in years, 201 00:16:17.916 --> 00:16:20.791 I could still tell this is lame. 202 00:16:20.875 --> 00:16:23.125 I guess that's kind of a gift at Christmas, 203 00:16:23.208 --> 00:16:26.541 knowing that you're a more interesting person 204 00:16:26.625 --> 00:16:29.166 than 100% of the Vaulties. 205 00:16:29.250 --> 00:16:32.708 That does make me feel like I've got the ear of Santa. 206 00:16:32.791 --> 00:16:37.958 So, Santa, if you're listening, bring back the real kalua pork. 207 00:16:38.041 --> 00:16:41.958 We've all seen these giant pig creatures roaming the Wasteland. 208 00:16:42.041 --> 00:16:43.583 I'm pretty sure I have, 209 00:16:43.666 --> 00:16:46.541 or at least the dust clouds that they kick up. 210 00:16:46.625 --> 00:16:50.375 What say us all listeners band together 211 00:16:50.458 --> 00:16:52.083 having a hunting party? 212 00:16:52.166 --> 00:16:54.333 Half of us can dig huge holes, 213 00:16:54.416 --> 00:16:56.541 fill it with these kind of hot rocks 214 00:16:56.625 --> 00:16:59.041 that they have now that never cool off, 215 00:16:59.125 --> 00:17:05.083 and see if we can't get that sucker tasting like some kalua. 216 00:17:05.166 --> 00:17:07.083 I'll test it, I promise. 217 00:17:07.166 --> 00:17:11.916 You can watch and see if my face sprouts tumors instantly, 218 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:14.666 like when they started growing corn again." 219 00:17:14.750 --> 00:17:16.750 Sounds good to me, Sluggins. 220 00:17:16.833 --> 00:17:20.083 I'll be first in line to join your hunting party. 221 00:17:20.166 --> 00:17:24.708 Now, who recognizes this classic holiday tune? 222 00:17:26.083 --> 00:17:29.125 ["Jingle Bells" playing] 223 00:17:35.083 --> 00:17:39.541 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 224 00:17:39.625 --> 00:17:44.125 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 225 00:17:44.208 --> 00:17:48.750 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 226 00:17:48.833 --> 00:17:53.291 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 227 00:17:53.375 --> 00:17:57.791 ♪ Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 228 00:17:57.875 --> 00:18:02.458 ♪ O'er the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 229 00:18:02.541 --> 00:18:06.708 ♪ Bells on bobtails ring making spirits bright ♪ 230 00:18:06.791 --> 00:18:11.083 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 231 00:18:11.166 --> 00:18:16.166 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 232 00:18:16.250 --> 00:18:20.708 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 233 00:18:20.791 --> 00:18:25.375 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 234 00:18:25.458 --> 00:18:29.666 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 235 00:18:29.750 --> 00:18:34.208 ♪ A day or two ago I thought I took a ride ♪ 236 00:18:34.291 --> 00:18:38.750 ♪ and soon, Miss Fanny Bright, seated by my side ♪ 237 00:18:38.833 --> 00:18:43.000 ♪ The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot ♪ 238 00:18:43.083 --> 00:18:47.541 ♪ He'd got into a drifted bank and we, we got upsot ♪ 239 00:18:47.625 --> 00:18:52.708 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 240 00:18:52.791 --> 00:18:57.291 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 241 00:18:57.375 --> 00:19:01.875 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 242 00:19:01.958 --> 00:19:06.458 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 243 00:19:06.541 --> 00:19:10.958 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open ♪ 244 00:19:11.041 --> 00:19:14.875 ♪ sleigh ♪♪ 245 00:19:18.958 --> 00:19:21.958 ["O Little Town of Bethlehem" playing] 246 00:19:33.625 --> 00:19:40.541 ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ 247 00:19:40.625 --> 00:19:47.375 ♪ how still we see thee lie ♪ 248 00:19:47.458 --> 00:19:54.250 ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ 249 00:19:54.333 --> 00:20:01.041 ♪ the silent stars go by ♪ 250 00:20:01.125 --> 00:20:07.916 ♪ Yet in thy dark street shineth ♪ 251 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:14.791 ♪ the everlasting light ♪ 252 00:20:14.875 --> 00:20:21.750 ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ 253 00:20:21.833 --> 00:20:28.291 ♪ are met in thee tonight ♪ 254 00:21:23.416 --> 00:21:26.416 [humming melody] 255 00:21:50.916 --> 00:21:57.583 ♪ Yet in thy dark street shineth ♪ 256 00:21:57.666 --> 00:22:04.583 ♪ the everlasting light ♪ 257 00:22:04.666 --> 00:22:11.291 ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ 258 00:22:11.375 --> 00:22:18.166 ♪ are met in thee tonight ♪ 259 00:22:18.250 --> 00:22:25.041 ♪ Are met in thee ♪ 260 00:22:25.125 --> 00:22:31.500 ♪ tonight ♪♪ 261 00:22:34.666 --> 00:22:36.791 [song ends] 262 00:22:36.875 --> 00:22:38.875 [fire crackling] 263 00:22:41.250 --> 00:22:42.416 [radio static] 264 00:22:42.500 --> 00:22:44.166 [Mr. New Vegas] Regardless, whether you're listening 265 00:22:44.250 --> 00:22:47.000 to every one of these dedications, 266 00:22:47.083 --> 00:22:50.291 I will always love you forever. 267 00:22:50.375 --> 00:22:52.291 Nothing can change that. 268 00:22:52.375 --> 00:22:54.000 ["Rockin' Holiday" playing] 269 00:22:54.083 --> 00:22:56.791 ♪ Hey, everybody, gather round ♪ 270 00:22:56.875 --> 00:22:59.583 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 271 00:23:00.583 --> 00:23:03.625 ♪ We're all gonna sit by the Christmas tree ♪ 272 00:23:03.708 --> 00:23:06.166 ♪ and tomorrow's Christmas Day ♪ 273 00:23:07.541 --> 00:23:10.291 ♪ Mom's on the left, Dad's on the right ♪ 274 00:23:10.375 --> 00:23:13.458 ♪ and the kids won't leave us alone ♪ 275 00:23:13.541 --> 00:23:17.125 ♪ Let's move on under that mistletoe ♪ 276 00:23:17.208 --> 00:23:20.541 ♪ It's a great night to be home ♪ 277 00:23:20.625 --> 00:23:24.208 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 278 00:23:24.291 --> 00:23:27.083 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 279 00:23:27.166 --> 00:23:30.833 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 280 00:23:30.916 --> 00:23:34.000 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 281 00:23:34.083 --> 00:23:37.250 ♪ Just sit right down underneath the tree ♪ 282 00:23:37.333 --> 00:23:40.583 ♪ and we'll wait for Santa's sleigh ♪ 283 00:23:40.666 --> 00:23:44.000 ♪ It's quite alright if it takes all night ♪ 284 00:23:44.083 --> 00:23:46.583 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 285 00:23:47.583 --> 00:23:51.000 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 286 00:23:51.083 --> 00:23:54.125 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 287 00:23:54.208 --> 00:23:57.708 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 288 00:23:57.791 --> 00:24:00.958 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 289 00:24:01.041 --> 00:24:04.125 ♪ Let's make another snowman ♪ 290 00:24:04.208 --> 00:24:07.875 ♪ We use a carrot for his nose ♪ 291 00:24:07.958 --> 00:24:10.958 ♪ Oh, Kris Kringle's on his way ♪ 292 00:24:11.041 --> 00:24:14.208 ♪ and his elves are covered with snow ♪ 293 00:24:14.291 --> 00:24:17.125 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 294 00:24:18.041 --> 00:24:20.958 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 295 00:24:21.041 --> 00:24:24.666 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 296 00:24:24.750 --> 00:24:27.083 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 297 00:24:27.166 --> 00:24:31.041 ♪ Oh, it's a rockin' holiday ♪ 298 00:24:31.125 --> 00:24:34.208 ♪ Yeah, a rockin' holiday ♪ 299 00:24:34.291 --> 00:24:38.125 ♪ Oh, it's a rockin' holiday ♪ 300 00:24:38.208 --> 00:24:41.208 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 301 00:24:41.291 --> 00:24:44.583 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪♪ 302 00:24:44.666 --> 00:24:46.250 [song ends] 303 00:24:47.833 --> 00:24:50.416 [fire crackling] 304 00:24:50.500 --> 00:24:53.500 ["We Three Kings" playing] 305 00:27:13.500 --> 00:27:15.500 [song ends] 306 00:27:17.250 --> 00:27:18.833 [radio static] 307 00:27:18.916 --> 00:27:22.125 [Mr. New Vegas] Folks, I love each and every one of you. 308 00:27:22.208 --> 00:27:25.958 I feel your love bouncing back to me like sonar. 309 00:27:26.041 --> 00:27:29.666 It hits me hard, like a blast wave. 310 00:27:29.750 --> 00:27:32.875 Keep those dedications coming. 311 00:27:32.958 --> 00:27:37.458 ["Hark, the Herald Angels Sing" playing] ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 312 00:27:37.541 --> 00:27:42.250 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪ 313 00:27:42.333 --> 00:27:46.708 ♪ Peace on Earth and mercy mild ♪ 314 00:27:46.791 --> 00:27:51.375 ♪ God and sinners reconciled ♪ 315 00:27:51.458 --> 00:27:55.958 ♪ Joyful, all ye nations rise ♪ 316 00:27:56.041 --> 00:28:00.666 ♪ Join the triumph of the skies ♪ 317 00:28:00.750 --> 00:28:05.125 ♪ With angelic hosts proclaim ♪ 318 00:28:05.208 --> 00:28:09.875 ♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem ♪ 319 00:28:09.958 --> 00:28:14.541 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 320 00:28:14.625 --> 00:28:20.166 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪ 321 00:28:20.250 --> 00:28:24.708 ♪ Christ by highest Heav'n adored ♪ 322 00:28:24.791 --> 00:28:29.458 ♪ Christ, the everlasting Lord ♪ 323 00:28:29.541 --> 00:28:34.083 ♪ Late in time behold Him come ♪ 324 00:28:34.166 --> 00:28:38.666 ♪ Offspring of a Virgin's womb ♪ 325 00:28:38.750 --> 00:28:43.333 ♪ Veiled in flesh the Godhead see ♪ 326 00:28:43.416 --> 00:28:47.833 ♪ Hail the incarnate Deity ♪ 327 00:28:47.916 --> 00:28:52.583 ♪ Pleased as man with man to dwell ♪ 328 00:28:52.666 --> 00:28:57.125 ♪ Jesus, our Emmanuel ♪ 329 00:28:57.208 --> 00:29:01.666 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 330 00:29:01.750 --> 00:29:07.333 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪ 331 00:29:07.416 --> 00:29:12.208 ♪ Hail the Heav'n-born Prince of Peace ♪ 332 00:29:12.291 --> 00:29:16.833 ♪ Hail the Son of Righteousness ♪ 333 00:29:16.916 --> 00:29:21.333 ♪ Light and life to all He brings ♪ 334 00:29:21.416 --> 00:29:26.041 ♪ Risen with healing in His wings ♪ 335 00:29:26.125 --> 00:29:30.625 ♪ Mild He lays His glory by ♪ 336 00:29:30.708 --> 00:29:35.291 ♪ Born that man no more may die ♪ 337 00:29:35.375 --> 00:29:39.916 ♪ Born to raise the sons of Earth ♪ 338 00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:44.500 ♪ Born to give them second birth ♪ 339 00:29:44.583 --> 00:29:49.083 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 340 00:29:49.166 --> 00:29:55.000 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪♪ 341 00:29:55.083 --> 00:29:57.500 [song ends] 342 00:29:58.750 --> 00:30:01.750 ["Joy to the Jazzy World" playing] 343 00:32:28.916 --> 00:32:30.916 [song ends] 344 00:32:32.833 --> 00:32:34.833 [fire crackling] 345 00:32:36.041 --> 00:32:39.041 ["A Very Merry Christmas" playing] 346 00:32:41.708 --> 00:32:44.875 ♪ It's a very merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ 347 00:32:44.958 --> 00:32:48.083 ♪ and it happens every year ♪ 348 00:32:48.166 --> 00:32:51.166 ♪ There's lots of toys for girls and boys ♪ 349 00:32:51.250 --> 00:32:53.875 ♪ and plenty of holiday cheer ♪ 350 00:32:53.958 --> 00:32:57.041 ♪ It's a won-won-wonderful holiday ♪ 351 00:32:57.125 --> 00:33:00.041 ♪ and we're happy as can be ♪ 352 00:33:00.125 --> 00:33:03.250 ♪ Hear the Christmas bells ringing through the hills ♪ 353 00:33:03.333 --> 00:33:06.166 ♪ Now, it's time for the Christmas tree ♪ 354 00:33:08.375 --> 00:33:10.750 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum-bum-bum, bum ♪ 355 00:33:10.833 --> 00:33:14.333 ♪ Yeah, it happens every year ♪ 356 00:33:14.416 --> 00:33:17.166 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum-bum-bum, bum ♪ 357 00:33:17.250 --> 00:33:20.625 ♪ Let's spread that Christmas cheer ♪ 358 00:33:20.708 --> 00:33:23.625 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum-bum-bum, bum ♪ 359 00:33:23.708 --> 00:33:26.166 ♪ Santa's on his way ♪ 360 00:33:26.250 --> 00:33:29.291 ♪ Oh, you better be good 'cause he's checking his list ♪ 361 00:33:29.375 --> 00:33:32.208 ♪ and he's loading up his sleigh ♪ 362 00:33:37.125 --> 00:33:40.125 ♪ It's a very merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ 363 00:33:40.208 --> 00:33:42.666 ♪ Take a walk in the frosty air ♪ 364 00:33:43.791 --> 00:33:46.375 ♪ Every time you go outside ♪ 365 00:33:46.458 --> 00:33:49.416 ♪ there's snowflakes in your hair ♪ 366 00:33:49.500 --> 00:33:52.541 ♪ Have a happy, happy, happy little holiday ♪ 367 00:33:52.625 --> 00:33:55.541 ♪ and a won-wonderful New Year ♪ 368 00:33:55.625 --> 00:33:58.625 ♪ Let's deck those halls with mistletoe ♪ 369 00:33:58.708 --> 00:34:01.750 ♪ 'cause Christmastime is here ♪ 370 00:34:01.833 --> 00:34:04.791 ♪ Let's deck those halls with mistletoe ♪ 371 00:34:04.875 --> 00:34:10.458 ♪ 'cause Christmastime is here ♪♪ 372 00:34:12.333 --> 00:34:13.750 [fire crackling] 373 00:34:13.833 --> 00:34:16.833 ["Up on the Housetop" playing] 374 00:36:13.208 --> 00:36:15.125 [song ends] 375 00:36:15.208 --> 00:36:17.541 [fire crackling] 376 00:36:17.625 --> 00:36:20.208 [Mr. New Vegas] So, here's a letter from Angry Ron. 377 00:36:20.291 --> 00:36:22.541 Ron says, "I'm angry 378 00:36:22.625 --> 00:36:26.708 because it's the same Christmas songs every year. 379 00:36:26.791 --> 00:36:29.458 They don't do anything for me anymore. 380 00:36:29.541 --> 00:36:32.458 How do Christmas songs about some baby 381 00:36:32.541 --> 00:36:35.916 5,000 miles away pertain to my life? 382 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:39.958 I respond to art that speaks to my experience. 383 00:36:40.041 --> 00:36:45.333 Please play some contemporary rap made in the Wasteland." 384 00:36:45.416 --> 00:36:49.041 I'm sorry, Ron. You may be angry, but these songs 385 00:36:49.125 --> 00:36:52.083 are the only ones we have here in the station. 386 00:36:52.166 --> 00:36:56.750 The rest all perished in fires or were pillaged by bandits. 387 00:36:56.833 --> 00:37:00.416 And so now, for the fifth time tonight, 388 00:37:00.500 --> 00:37:03.000 "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen." 389 00:37:03.083 --> 00:37:06.083 ["God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" playing] 390 00:39:28.416 --> 00:39:30.833 [song ends] 391 00:39:30.916 --> 00:39:33.916 ["O Holy Night" playing] 392 00:42:02.833 --> 00:42:04.833 [song ends] 393 00:42:06.666 --> 00:42:09.666 ["More Than Enough" playing] 394 00:42:13.291 --> 00:42:16.791 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 395 00:42:16.875 --> 00:42:20.916 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 396 00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:25.666 ♪ I don't need no presents ♪ 397 00:42:25.750 --> 00:42:28.208 ♪ 'round my tree ♪ 398 00:42:28.291 --> 00:42:32.708 ♪ or no mistletoe ♪ 399 00:42:32.791 --> 00:42:35.583 ♪ to share my needs ♪ 400 00:42:35.666 --> 00:42:40.416 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 401 00:42:40.500 --> 00:42:47.208 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 402 00:42:48.625 --> 00:42:50.333 ♪ For me ♪ 403 00:42:50.416 --> 00:42:55.208 ♪ When I look into your eyes ♪ 404 00:42:55.291 --> 00:42:57.625 ♪ I realize ♪ 405 00:42:57.708 --> 00:43:02.333 ♪ that my love for you ♪ 406 00:43:02.416 --> 00:43:04.958 ♪ more than true ♪ 407 00:43:05.041 --> 00:43:09.791 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 408 00:43:09.875 --> 00:43:16.000 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 409 00:43:16.083 --> 00:43:19.500 ♪ For me ♪ 410 00:43:19.583 --> 00:43:24.250 ♪ There'll be choirs singing ♪ 411 00:43:24.333 --> 00:43:27.916 ♪ children playing ♪ 412 00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:32.458 ♪ stories being read from a book ♪ 413 00:43:34.333 --> 00:43:39.041 ♪ There'll be beautiful weather ♪ 414 00:43:39.125 --> 00:43:42.125 ♪ families together ♪ 415 00:43:42.208 --> 00:43:48.750 ♪ Christmas, that's all it took ♪ 416 00:43:48.833 --> 00:43:53.458 ♪ I don't need no presents ♪ 417 00:43:53.541 --> 00:43:56.041 ♪ 'round my tree ♪ 418 00:43:56.125 --> 00:44:00.791 ♪ or no mistletoe ♪ 419 00:44:00.875 --> 00:44:03.291 ♪ to share my needs ♪ 420 00:44:03.375 --> 00:44:08.000 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 421 00:44:08.083 --> 00:44:14.291 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 422 00:44:14.375 --> 00:44:18.375 ♪ For me ♪ 423 00:44:32.666 --> 00:44:37.375 ♪ There'll be beautiful weather ♪ 424 00:44:37.458 --> 00:44:40.458 ♪ families together ♪ 425 00:44:40.541 --> 00:44:45.875 ♪ Christmas, that's all it took ♪ 426 00:44:45.958 --> 00:44:51.500 ♪ Oh, I don't need no presents ♪ 427 00:44:51.583 --> 00:44:54.333 ♪ 'round my tree ♪ 428 00:44:54.416 --> 00:44:59.125 ♪ Seeing you all together ♪ 429 00:44:59.208 --> 00:45:01.750 ♪ enough for me ♪ 430 00:45:01.833 --> 00:45:06.416 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 431 00:45:06.500 --> 00:45:12.333 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 432 00:45:12.416 --> 00:45:16.333 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 433 00:45:16.416 --> 00:45:21.000 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 434 00:45:21.083 --> 00:45:26.958 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 435 00:45:27.041 --> 00:45:31.000 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 436 00:45:31.083 --> 00:45:35.708 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 437 00:45:35.791 --> 00:45:39.875 ♪ more than enough for me ♪♪ 438 00:45:39.958 --> 00:45:41.291 [song ends] 439 00:45:41.375 --> 00:45:43.375 [fire crackling] 440 00:45:43.458 --> 00:45:45.875 - [radio static] - [Mr. New Vegas] Back again with more 441 00:45:45.958 --> 00:45:48.375 of your Christmas greetings and dedications. 442 00:45:48.458 --> 00:45:51.375 Here's one from Andy C. who says, 443 00:45:51.458 --> 00:45:53.583 "I love these old tunes, 444 00:45:53.666 --> 00:45:56.583 but it's hard for me to sing these Christmas carols 445 00:45:56.666 --> 00:46:00.750 knowing I have eaten over 100 people." 446 00:46:00.833 --> 00:46:02.375 Don't worry, Andy, 447 00:46:02.458 --> 00:46:05.416 we'll let the records do the singing for you. 448 00:46:05.500 --> 00:46:09.625 Andy continues, "Singing 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' 449 00:46:09.708 --> 00:46:12.541 was hard enough after killing a man, 450 00:46:12.625 --> 00:46:15.625 but after I devoured his whole family, 451 00:46:15.708 --> 00:46:18.291 I was unable to carry out that tune 452 00:46:18.375 --> 00:46:21.000 without breaking down in tears. 453 00:46:21.083 --> 00:46:23.666 It just takes some of the joy out of the season 454 00:46:23.750 --> 00:46:27.625 when you eat the people you used to celebrate with. 455 00:46:27.708 --> 00:46:30.291 Knowing the taste of a human gallbladder, 456 00:46:30.375 --> 00:46:33.708 I suppose I sing 'O Holy Night.' 457 00:46:33.791 --> 00:46:36.708 How can I think of anything but the bile? 458 00:46:36.791 --> 00:46:38.500 It's easy to sing the words, 459 00:46:38.583 --> 00:46:41.250 but the words don't mean anything anymore, 460 00:46:41.333 --> 00:46:44.333 I mean, what even is a sleigh? 461 00:46:45.333 --> 00:46:49.166 I don't think I've heard sleigh bells in 400 years. 462 00:46:49.250 --> 00:46:52.833 I can slay my friends and neighbors and eat them, 463 00:46:52.916 --> 00:46:56.583 but a one-horse open sleigh, it's meaningless. 464 00:46:56.666 --> 00:46:58.833 I was kicked out of a family dinner 465 00:46:58.916 --> 00:47:02.666 for acknowledging that we ate my cousin. 466 00:47:02.750 --> 00:47:06.541 Never discuss who you're eating as you're eating them. 467 00:47:06.625 --> 00:47:10.291 The people I was with say it makes you feel sick. 468 00:47:10.375 --> 00:47:14.791 I can't confirm that, but I can confirm it makes people mad. 469 00:47:14.875 --> 00:47:17.375 I wish I hadn't eaten so many people 470 00:47:17.458 --> 00:47:20.750 so I'd have someone around to make me feel better." 471 00:47:20.833 --> 00:47:23.833 Well, Andy C., I can't make you feel better 472 00:47:23.916 --> 00:47:28.291 because what you've described is a work of an evil person. 473 00:47:28.375 --> 00:47:31.250 But I'll let God do the judging. 474 00:47:31.333 --> 00:47:33.291 Here's an old classic. 475 00:47:33.375 --> 00:47:36.375 ["The First Noel" playing] 476 00:50:41.750 --> 00:50:43.750 [song ends] 477 00:50:45.083 --> 00:50:48.083 ["Ho Ho Ho... Here We Go!" playing] 478 00:50:50.125 --> 00:50:55.125 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 479 00:50:55.208 --> 00:51:00.291 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, merry all the way ♪ 480 00:51:00.375 --> 00:51:05.458 ♪ Santa said to jump right in, take a Christmas ride with him ♪ 481 00:51:05.541 --> 00:51:10.458 ♪ Bags of toys for boys and girls, spreading joy around the world ♪ 482 00:51:10.541 --> 00:51:15.500 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 483 00:51:15.583 --> 00:51:20.750 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, merry all the way ♪ 484 00:51:20.833 --> 00:51:25.791 ♪ High up where the reindeer fly, swooping, swirling across the sky ♪ 485 00:51:25.875 --> 00:51:31.083 ♪ Santa's got his list in hand along with his special Christmas plan ♪ 486 00:51:51.416 --> 00:51:56.458 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 487 00:51:56.541 --> 00:52:01.625 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, merry all the way ♪ 488 00:52:01.708 --> 00:52:06.666 ♪ Santa said to jump right in, take a Christmas ride with him ♪ 489 00:52:06.750 --> 00:52:11.750 ♪ Bags of toys for boys and girls, spreading joy around the world ♪ 490 00:52:32.333 --> 00:52:37.333 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go for a most exciting time ♪ 491 00:52:37.416 --> 00:52:44.166 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, get ready for a ride ♪♪ 492 00:52:44.250 --> 00:52:45.625 [song ends] 493 00:52:45.708 --> 00:52:47.833 [fire crackling] 494 00:52:47.916 --> 00:52:50.916 ["Silent Night" playing] 495 00:52:56.291 --> 00:52:59.416 ♪ Silent night ♪ 496 00:53:00.458 --> 00:53:03.208 ♪ Holy night ♪ 497 00:53:04.541 --> 00:53:07.625 ♪ All is calm ♪ 498 00:53:08.541 --> 00:53:11.250 ♪ All is bright ♪ 499 00:53:12.500 --> 00:53:16.375 ♪ Round yon virgin ♪ 500 00:53:16.458 --> 00:53:19.250 ♪ Mother and child ♪ 501 00:53:20.416 --> 00:53:23.666 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 502 00:53:23.750 --> 00:53:27.166 ♪ so tender and mild ♪ 503 00:53:28.208 --> 00:53:32.291 ♪ Sleep in Heavenly ♪ 504 00:53:32.375 --> 00:53:35.916 ♪ peace ♪ 505 00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:43.750 ♪ Sleep in Heavenly peace ♪ 506 00:53:49.916 --> 00:53:53.041 ♪ Silent night ♪ 507 00:53:54.166 --> 00:53:57.708 ♪ Holy night ♪ 508 00:53:57.791 --> 00:54:01.750 ♪ Shepherds quake ♪ 509 00:54:01.833 --> 00:54:04.500 ♪ at the sight ♪ 510 00:54:05.750 --> 00:54:08.791 ♪ Glories stream ♪ 511 00:54:08.875 --> 00:54:12.166 ♪ from Heaven afar ♪ 512 00:54:13.583 --> 00:54:16.250 ♪ Heavenly hosts ♪ 513 00:54:16.333 --> 00:54:19.958 ♪ sing Alleluia ♪ 514 00:54:21.250 --> 00:54:24.333 ♪ Christ the Savior ♪ 515 00:54:24.416 --> 00:54:28.875 ♪ is born ♪ 516 00:54:30.916 --> 00:54:35.750 ♪ Christ the Savior is born ♪ 517 00:54:42.750 --> 00:54:45.583 ♪ Silent night ♪ 518 00:54:46.583 --> 00:54:49.208 ♪ Holy night ♪ 519 00:54:50.333 --> 00:54:54.166 ♪ Son of God ♪ 520 00:54:54.250 --> 00:54:57.791 ♪ Love's pure light ♪ 521 00:54:57.875 --> 00:55:00.666 ♪ Radiant beams ♪ 522 00:55:00.750 --> 00:55:04.708 ♪ from Thy holy face ♪ 523 00:55:05.708 --> 00:55:08.458 ♪ with the dawn ♪ 524 00:55:08.541 --> 00:55:13.083 ♪ of redeeming grace ♪ 525 00:55:13.166 --> 00:55:15.875 ♪ Jesus Lord ♪ 526 00:55:15.958 --> 00:55:20.583 ♪ at Thy birth ♪ 527 00:55:22.625 --> 00:55:28.083 ♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth ♪ 528 00:55:30.208 --> 00:55:32.833 ♪ Jesus Lord ♪ 529 00:55:32.916 --> 00:55:37.875 ♪ at Thy birth ♪ 530 00:55:39.583 --> 00:55:45.583 ♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth ♪♪ 531 00:55:51.291 --> 00:55:53.000 [song ends] 532 00:55:54.958 --> 00:55:56.250 [radio static] 533 00:55:56.333 --> 00:56:00.250 [Mr. New Vegas] George Washington Thizz from Sandy Gulch writes, 534 00:56:00.333 --> 00:56:03.458 "War never changes. Neither does Christmas. 535 00:56:03.541 --> 00:56:06.250 Same songs every year. You ever notice that?" 536 00:56:07.750 --> 00:56:09.791 I happen to like it, George. 537 00:56:09.875 --> 00:56:11.458 You know, living in a place 538 00:56:11.541 --> 00:56:14.041 where you never really know where you are 539 00:56:14.125 --> 00:56:18.625 because you're surrounded by shifting sand dunes, 540 00:56:18.708 --> 00:56:22.583 I find Christmas songs are like wayfinding stars 541 00:56:22.666 --> 00:56:24.625 to guide my year by. 542 00:56:24.708 --> 00:56:29.041 If I hear 'em, I know Christmas can't be far away. 543 00:56:30.083 --> 00:56:33.083 ["Angels We Have Heard on High" playing] 544 00:56:41.791 --> 00:56:44.541 ♪ Angels we have heard on high ♪ 545 00:56:44.625 --> 00:56:47.583 ♪ sweetly singing o'er the plains ♪ 546 00:56:47.666 --> 00:56:50.250 ♪ And the mountains in reply ♪ 547 00:56:50.333 --> 00:56:53.333 ♪ echo back their joyous strains ♪ 548 00:56:53.416 --> 00:56:58.958 ♪ Gloria ♪ 549 00:56:59.041 --> 00:57:01.791 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 550 00:57:01.875 --> 00:57:07.250 ♪ Gloria ♪ 551 00:57:07.333 --> 00:57:11.958 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 552 00:57:21.750 --> 00:57:24.500 ♪ Come to Bethlehem and see ♪ 553 00:57:24.583 --> 00:57:27.250 ♪ Him whose birth the angels sing ♪ 554 00:57:27.333 --> 00:57:29.916 ♪ Come adore on bended knee ♪ 555 00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:33.041 ♪ Christ the Lord, the newborn King ♪ 556 00:57:33.125 --> 00:57:38.458 ♪ Gloria ♪ 557 00:57:38.541 --> 00:57:41.291 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 558 00:57:41.375 --> 00:57:47.000 ♪ Gloria ♪ 559 00:57:47.083 --> 00:57:49.916 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 560 00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:54.375 ♪ In excelsis Deo ♪ 561 00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:12.666 ♪ Gloria ♪ 562 00:58:12.750 --> 00:58:15.291 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 563 00:58:15.375 --> 00:58:20.875 ♪ Gloria ♪ 564 00:58:20.958 --> 00:58:26.458 ♪ in excelsis Deo, in excelsis Deo ♪ 565 00:58:26.541 --> 00:58:32.583 ♪ In excelsis Deo ♪♪ 566 00:58:40.625 --> 00:58:42.791 [singer scatting] 567 00:58:44.791 --> 00:58:50.333 ["Santa Claus, Don't Be Late" playing] 568 00:58:50.416 --> 00:58:55.416 ♪ Santa Claus, don't be late on Christmas Eve ♪ 569 00:58:55.500 --> 00:58:59.583 ♪ We're hoping that old Rudolph finds his way ♪ 570 00:59:00.833 --> 00:59:05.625 ♪ Santa, I can hardly wait for Christmas Eve ♪ 571 00:59:05.708 --> 00:59:08.916 ♪ So you better bring lots of presents in your sleigh ♪ 572 00:59:09.625 --> 00:59:12.083 ♪ Please, Santa Claus ♪ 573 00:59:12.166 --> 00:59:16.166 ♪ I've been waiting so long for you ♪ 574 00:59:16.250 --> 00:59:20.416 ♪ Come and visit me on Christmas Eve ♪ 575 00:59:21.041 --> 00:59:26.333 ♪ So I hope you'll drop on by as you ride across the sky ♪ 576 00:59:26.416 --> 00:59:30.333 ♪ and I'll pretend to be fast asleep ♪ 577 00:59:31.541 --> 00:59:36.375 ♪ Santa Claus, don't be late on Christmas Eve ♪ 578 00:59:36.458 --> 00:59:40.458 ♪ We're hoping that old Rudolph finds his way ♪ 579 00:59:41.750 --> 00:59:46.166 ♪ Santa, I can hardly wait for Christmas Eve ♪ 580 00:59:46.250 --> 00:59:50.500 ♪ So you better bring lots of presents in your sleigh ♪ 581 00:59:50.583 --> 00:59:52.625 ♪ Please ♪ 582 00:59:52.708 --> 00:59:54.708 ♪♪ 583 01:00:12.291 --> 01:00:17.375 ♪ Santa Claus, don't be late on Christmas Eve ♪ 584 01:00:17.458 --> 01:00:21.333 ♪ Hoping that old Rudolph finds his his way ♪ 585 01:00:22.583 --> 01:00:27.041 ♪ Santa, I can hardly wait for Christmas Eve ♪ 586 01:00:27.125 --> 01:00:30.875 ♪ So you better bring lots of presents in your sleigh ♪ 587 01:00:31.416 --> 01:00:32.791 ♪ Please ♪ 588 01:00:32.875 --> 01:00:37.791 ♪ Hope you'll drop on by as you ride across the sky ♪ 589 01:00:37.875 --> 01:00:41.708 ♪ And I'll pretend to be fast asleep ♪♪ 590 01:00:50.958 --> 01:00:52.416 [song ends] 591 01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:57.208 [radio static] 592 01:00:57.291 --> 01:01:01.875 [Mr. New Vegas] This is DJ Mr. New Vegas and I love your style. 593 01:01:01.958 --> 01:01:05.208 I'm attracted to you. Understand? 594 01:01:05.291 --> 01:01:08.333 ["Jingle Bells" playing] 595 01:01:15.958 --> 01:01:18.708 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 596 01:01:18.791 --> 01:01:20.958 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 597 01:01:21.041 --> 01:01:24.791 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 598 01:01:24.875 --> 01:01:30.041 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 599 01:01:30.125 --> 01:01:33.875 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 600 01:01:34.750 --> 01:01:39.083 ♪ Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 601 01:01:39.166 --> 01:01:43.625 ♪ O'er the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 602 01:01:43.708 --> 01:01:47.625 ♪ Bells on Bobtail ring, making spirits bright ♪ 603 01:01:47.708 --> 01:01:52.166 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 604 01:01:52.250 --> 01:01:57.208 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 605 01:01:57.291 --> 01:02:01.291 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 606 01:02:01.375 --> 01:02:06.208 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 607 01:02:06.291 --> 01:02:12.458 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 608 01:02:12.541 --> 01:02:17.458 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 609 01:02:17.541 --> 01:02:22.000 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 610 01:02:22.083 --> 01:02:26.208 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 611 01:02:26.291 --> 01:02:30.166 ♪ on a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 612 01:02:30.250 --> 01:02:35.750 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 613 01:02:35.833 --> 01:02:40.208 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 614 01:02:40.291 --> 01:02:44.333 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 615 01:02:44.416 --> 01:02:48.791 ♪ in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 616 01:02:48.875 --> 01:02:50.875 ♪♪ 617 01:03:09.583 --> 01:03:14.208 ♪ Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 618 01:03:14.291 --> 01:03:18.750 ♪ O'er the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 619 01:03:18.833 --> 01:03:22.791 ♪ Bells on Bobtail ring, making spirits bright ♪ 620 01:03:22.875 --> 01:03:27.250 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 621 01:03:27.333 --> 01:03:32.291 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 622 01:03:32.375 --> 01:03:36.166 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 623 01:03:36.250 --> 01:03:41.375 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 624 01:03:41.458 --> 01:03:45.666 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 625 01:03:45.750 --> 01:03:50.458 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 626 01:03:50.541 --> 01:03:52.583 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 627 01:03:52.666 --> 01:03:55.041 ♪ in a one-horse ♪ 628 01:03:55.125 --> 01:04:01.916 ♪ open sleigh ♪♪ 629 01:04:06.916 --> 01:04:08.166 [song ends] 630 01:04:10.875 --> 01:04:12.875 ["Good King Wenceslas" playing] 631 01:04:23.875 --> 01:04:28.666 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen ♪ 632 01:04:28.750 --> 01:04:33.458 ♪ When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even ♪ 633 01:04:33.541 --> 01:04:38.208 ♪ Brightly shone the moon that night though the frost was cruel ♪ 634 01:04:38.291 --> 01:04:44.291 ♪ When a poor man came in sight gath'ring winter fuel ♪ 635 01:04:44.375 --> 01:04:46.375 ♪♪ 636 01:04:53.833 --> 01:04:58.791 ♪ Bring me flesh and bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither ♪ 637 01:04:58.875 --> 01:05:03.500 ♪ Thou and I will see him dine when we bear them hither ♪ 638 01:05:03.583 --> 01:05:08.708 ♪ Page and monarch, forth they went, forth they went together ♪ 639 01:05:08.791 --> 01:05:14.458 ♪ Through the rude wind's wild lament and the bitter weather ♪ 640 01:05:14.541 --> 01:05:16.541 ♪♪ 641 01:06:06.625 --> 01:06:08.625 ♪♪ 642 01:06:20.208 --> 01:06:24.833 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen ♪ 643 01:06:24.916 --> 01:06:29.625 ♪ When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even ♪ 644 01:06:29.708 --> 01:06:34.666 ♪ Brightly shone the moon that night though the frost was cruel ♪ 645 01:06:34.750 --> 01:06:40.833 ♪ When a poor man came in sight gath'ring winter fuel ♪♪ 646 01:06:51.750 --> 01:06:53.291 [song ends] 647 01:06:55.333 --> 01:06:56.333 [radio static] 648 01:06:56.416 --> 01:07:00.958 [Mr. New Vegas] And here's a letter from a long-time listener, P. from. D.E. 649 01:07:01.041 --> 01:07:05.041 He says, "Every year I listen to your show." Thank you, P. 650 01:07:05.125 --> 01:07:10.208 "And I reflect on the people I spent prior Christmases with, 651 01:07:10.291 --> 01:07:12.208 killing or eating. 652 01:07:12.291 --> 01:07:15.875 Like Jimmy Cain, who went caroling with me 653 01:07:15.958 --> 01:07:19.666 in order to distract our marks while we robbed them. 654 01:07:20.500 --> 01:07:24.166 He got a little handsy with his half of the take, 655 01:07:24.250 --> 01:07:26.375 so I had to put a bullet in his brain. 656 01:07:27.208 --> 01:07:31.375 Or Melissa, who used to deck the halls in a major way, 657 01:07:31.458 --> 01:07:34.291 filling our collapsed shipping container 658 01:07:34.375 --> 01:07:37.875 with all manner of radioactive glowing bugs 659 01:07:37.958 --> 01:07:40.791 in a Christmas spirited style. 660 01:07:40.875 --> 01:07:45.083 She got bad tumors, had to put her out of her misery. 661 01:07:46.791 --> 01:07:49.583 And how could I forget Big Sarah, 662 01:07:49.666 --> 01:07:53.041 who captained the merry sleigh 663 01:07:53.125 --> 01:07:56.375 when we hitched our gear to some angry Brahmins 664 01:07:56.458 --> 01:08:01.041 and made it more than a hundred miles across the Wasteland together? 665 01:08:01.125 --> 01:08:03.041 She didn't say thank you enough, 666 01:08:03.125 --> 01:08:06.583 so I had to put a bullet in her brain also. 667 01:08:06.666 --> 01:08:12.041 But I think about her often because of just how long I spent 668 01:08:12.125 --> 01:08:17.208 trying and eventually devouring all of her copious leg meat. 669 01:08:17.291 --> 01:08:19.875 She had huge, great legs. 670 01:08:19.958 --> 01:08:23.291 Now, I don't mean that in a sexy way, just in a hungry way. 671 01:08:24.041 --> 01:08:27.500 I found a large cyst on one of her legs 672 01:08:27.583 --> 01:08:30.416 and there was a full tooth growing in it. 673 01:08:30.500 --> 01:08:35.041 Please play 'Angels We Have Heard on High' for me." 674 01:08:35.125 --> 01:08:37.125 ["O Christmas Tree" playing] 675 01:08:42.541 --> 01:08:45.916 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 676 01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:49.166 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 677 01:08:49.250 --> 01:08:52.416 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 678 01:08:52.500 --> 01:08:55.750 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 679 01:08:55.833 --> 01:08:58.916 ♪ Your boughs are green in summer time ♪ 680 01:08:59.000 --> 01:09:01.833 ♪ and through the snows of winter time ♪ 681 01:09:01.916 --> 01:09:05.041 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 682 01:09:05.125 --> 01:09:08.208 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 683 01:09:08.291 --> 01:09:10.291 ♪♪ 684 01:09:14.583 --> 01:09:18.083 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 685 01:09:18.166 --> 01:09:21.375 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪ 686 01:09:21.458 --> 01:09:24.416 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 687 01:09:24.500 --> 01:09:27.458 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪ 688 01:09:27.541 --> 01:09:30.916 ♪ Your boughs are green in summer time ♪ 689 01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:33.833 ♪ and through the snows of winter time ♪ 690 01:09:33.916 --> 01:09:37.083 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 691 01:09:37.166 --> 01:09:40.208 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪ 692 01:09:40.291 --> 01:09:43.416 ♪ Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 693 01:09:43.500 --> 01:09:47.083 ♪ Your beauty green will teach me ♪ 694 01:09:47.166 --> 01:09:49.625 ♪ Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 695 01:09:49.708 --> 01:09:53.291 ♪ Your beauty green will teach me ♪ 696 01:09:53.375 --> 01:09:56.166 ♪ that hope and love will ever be ♪ 697 01:09:56.250 --> 01:09:59.333 ♪ the way that joy is peace for me ♪ 698 01:09:59.416 --> 01:10:02.541 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 699 01:10:02.625 --> 01:10:05.791 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪♪ 700 01:10:07.541 --> 01:10:09.041 [song ends] 701 01:10:10.958 --> 01:10:13.958 ["Come All Ye Faithful" playing] 702 01:10:14.041 --> 01:10:16.041 ♪♪ 703 01:11:03.708 --> 01:11:05.708 ♪♪ 704 01:11:42.708 --> 01:11:44.583 [music ends] 705 01:11:47.041 --> 01:11:49.041 ["I Want You for Christmas" playing] 706 01:11:51.208 --> 01:11:58.166 ♪ I see the snowflakes fall ♪ 707 01:11:58.458 --> 01:12:03.958 ♪ Young children have a ball ♪ 708 01:12:05.375 --> 01:12:11.833 ♪ But I can't smile at all ♪ 709 01:12:11.916 --> 01:12:16.958 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 710 01:12:18.500 --> 01:12:25.333 ♪ The sleigh bells play their tune ♪ 711 01:12:25.416 --> 01:12:31.041 ♪ for Santa's coming soon ♪ 712 01:12:32.250 --> 01:12:38.375 ♪ But I can't hide the gloom ♪ 713 01:12:39.083 --> 01:12:44.875 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 714 01:12:48.125 --> 01:12:53.833 ♪ I want you for Christmas ♪ 715 01:12:53.916 --> 01:13:00.416 ♪ My tree just won't burn bright ♪ 716 01:13:01.416 --> 01:13:06.958 ♪ It won't seem like Christmas ♪ 717 01:13:07.041 --> 01:13:12.625 ♪ until we make things right ♪ 718 01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:22.000 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I see snowflakes fall ♪ 719 01:13:25.666 --> 01:13:28.083 ♪ Young children have a ball ♪ 720 01:13:29.125 --> 01:13:34.750 ♪ But I can't smile at all ♪ 721 01:13:35.958 --> 01:13:40.958 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 722 01:13:42.583 --> 01:13:49.333 ♪ I hear the choir sing ♪ 723 01:13:49.416 --> 01:13:56.208 ♪ Watch present parents bring ♪ 724 01:13:56.291 --> 01:14:02.208 ♪ but they don't mean a thing ♪ 725 01:14:02.916 --> 01:14:08.833 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 726 01:14:12.083 --> 01:14:17.708 ♪ I want you for Christmas ♪ 727 01:14:17.791 --> 01:14:24.208 ♪ My tree just won't burn bright ♪ 728 01:14:25.250 --> 01:14:30.958 ♪ It won't seem like Christmas ♪ 729 01:14:31.041 --> 01:14:37.541 ♪ until we make ♪ 730 01:14:37.625 --> 01:14:41.958 ♪ things right ♪♪ 731 01:14:46.041 --> 01:14:47.875 [song ends] 732 01:14:53.416 --> 01:14:55.416 ["It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" playing] 733 01:15:00.750 --> 01:15:04.375 ♪ It came upon the midnight clear ♪ 734 01:15:04.458 --> 01:15:08.333 ♪ that glorious song of old ♪ 735 01:15:08.416 --> 01:15:12.291 ♪ From angels bending near the earth ♪ 736 01:15:12.375 --> 01:15:15.166 ♪ to touch their harps of gold ♪ 737 01:15:16.166 --> 01:15:19.333 ♪ Peace on the earth, goodwill to men ♪ 738 01:15:19.416 --> 01:15:22.291 ♪ from heaven's all gracious king ♪ 739 01:15:23.958 --> 01:15:27.541 ♪ The world in solemn stillness lay ♪ 740 01:15:27.625 --> 01:15:30.375 ♪ to hear the angels sing ♪ 741 01:15:31.375 --> 01:15:35.208 ♪ Still through the cloven skies they come ♪ 742 01:15:35.291 --> 01:15:38.500 ♪ with peaceful wings unfurled ♪ 743 01:15:38.583 --> 01:15:42.791 ♪ And still their heavenly music floats ♪ 744 01:15:42.875 --> 01:15:45.625 ♪ o'er all the weary world ♪ 745 01:15:46.333 --> 01:15:50.083 ♪ Above its sad and lonely plains ♪ 746 01:15:50.166 --> 01:15:53.708 ♪ they bend on hovering wing ♪ 747 01:15:54.416 --> 01:15:57.875 ♪ And ever o'er its Babel sounds ♪ 748 01:15:57.958 --> 01:16:01.083 ♪ the blessèd angels sing ♪ 749 01:16:01.166 --> 01:16:03.166 ♪♪ 750 01:16:24.666 --> 01:16:28.125 ♪ And ye, beneath life’s crushing load ♪ 751 01:16:28.208 --> 01:16:31.166 ♪ whose forms are bending low ♪ 752 01:16:31.958 --> 01:16:35.458 ♪ Who toil along the climbing way ♪ 753 01:16:35.541 --> 01:16:38.875 ♪ with painful steps and slow ♪ 754 01:16:39.625 --> 01:16:43.375 ♪ Look now for glad and golden hours ♪ 755 01:16:43.458 --> 01:16:46.250 ♪ Come swiftly on the way ♪ 756 01:16:47.041 --> 01:16:51.000 ♪ Oh, rest beside the weary road ♪ 757 01:16:51.083 --> 01:16:53.958 ♪ and hear the angels sing ♪ 758 01:16:55.041 --> 01:16:58.708 ♪ For lo the days are hastening on ♪ 759 01:16:58.791 --> 01:17:01.708 ♪ by prophets seen of old ♪ 760 01:17:02.375 --> 01:17:06.208 ♪ When with the ever circling years ♪ 761 01:17:06.291 --> 01:17:09.458 ♪ shall come the time foretold ♪ 762 01:17:10.416 --> 01:17:13.833 ♪ When the new heaven and earth shadow ♪ 763 01:17:13.916 --> 01:17:17.500 ♪ rejoice their peaceful king ♪ 764 01:17:18.583 --> 01:17:21.875 ♪ The whole world send back the song ♪ 765 01:17:21.958 --> 01:17:25.291 ♪ which now the angels sing ♪♪ 766 01:17:27.166 --> 01:17:30.041 - [static crackles] - [Mr. New Vegas] I'm DJ Mr. New Vegas, 767 01:17:30.125 --> 01:17:32.708 and as long as we have each other, 768 01:17:32.791 --> 01:17:37.166 we're never truly alone, living in squalor. 769 01:17:37.250 --> 01:17:40.708 Here's a letter from Hard Ted in Heartland. 770 01:17:41.416 --> 01:17:44.416 Ted writes, "Please play 'Let It Snow.' 771 01:17:44.500 --> 01:17:46.416 I miss the snow. 772 01:17:46.500 --> 01:17:48.958 It was great cold, I think, 773 01:17:49.041 --> 01:17:53.958 but not the kind of cold you feel when you accidentally lick uranium, 774 01:17:54.041 --> 01:17:59.458 or the kind of cold you get when you sleep in a moldy crawl space. 775 01:17:59.541 --> 01:18:03.791 I wish I could see snow that wasn't just radioactive metal 776 01:18:03.875 --> 01:18:06.625 flaking off some burning husk. 777 01:18:06.708 --> 01:18:10.125 I remember the snow when it used to come out of the, 778 01:18:10.208 --> 01:18:12.583 uh, what's it called, cloud? 779 01:18:12.666 --> 01:18:16.458 I was trying to remember what sledding was like, 780 01:18:16.541 --> 01:18:20.375 but for some reason, all I can think of when I think of sleds 781 01:18:20.458 --> 01:18:25.000 is just skin sloughing off charred corpses and broken bones. 782 01:18:25.083 --> 01:18:27.833 Like last year, I thought I saw snow, 783 01:18:27.916 --> 01:18:31.375 but it was actually a whole ton of termites 784 01:18:31.458 --> 01:18:33.708 all flying out of some barn. 785 01:18:33.791 --> 01:18:37.208 Whatever was in that barn must have been even worse 786 01:18:37.291 --> 01:18:40.208 than a plague of termites. 787 01:18:40.291 --> 01:18:43.208 I find myself thinking this way now." 788 01:18:43.750 --> 01:18:46.625 We all do, Ted. Merry Christmas. 789 01:18:46.708 --> 01:18:48.333 Suck down some chems 790 01:18:48.416 --> 01:18:53.166 and see if you can't forget all about your circumstances. 791 01:18:53.250 --> 01:18:56.250 ["Let's Exchange Kisses This Christmas" playing] 792 01:19:01.291 --> 01:19:06.666 ♪ Let's share a special gift this Christmas ♪ 793 01:19:08.541 --> 01:19:13.791 ♪ A love that we'll share from this day on ♪ 794 01:19:15.541 --> 01:19:21.416 ♪ Then seal our gift of love with kisses ♪ 795 01:19:21.958 --> 01:19:28.166 ♪ while being wrapped up in each other's arms ♪ 796 01:19:29.666 --> 01:19:35.291 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 797 01:19:36.125 --> 01:19:41.625 ♪ Your kiss will be the gift to top them all ♪ 798 01:19:43.416 --> 01:19:49.791 ♪ Hey, let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 799 01:19:50.541 --> 01:19:56.416 ♪ Our love will keep us warm 'til Santa calls ♪ 800 01:19:58.375 --> 01:20:04.416 ♪ This is the friendliest of seasons ♪ 801 01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:10.750 ♪ for one and all, a festive time ♪ 802 01:20:12.916 --> 01:20:17.916 ♪ Love's all around and that's the reason ♪ 803 01:20:19.083 --> 01:20:21.000 ♪ to celebrate ♪ 804 01:20:21.083 --> 01:20:24.666 ♪ Just place your lips on mine ♪ 805 01:20:26.875 --> 01:20:32.666 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 806 01:20:33.375 --> 01:20:39.333 ♪ Your kiss will be the gift to top them all ♪ 807 01:20:41.083 --> 01:20:47.041 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 808 01:20:47.791 --> 01:20:53.958 ♪ Our love will keep us warm 'til Santa calls ♪ 809 01:20:55.125 --> 01:21:02.041 ♪ We just might wait 'neath the mistletoe ♪ 810 01:21:02.125 --> 01:21:08.708 ♪ to be face to face for the best thrill we know ♪ 811 01:21:09.791 --> 01:21:15.333 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 812 01:21:16.041 --> 01:21:22.333 ♪ Your kiss will be the gift to top them all ♪ 813 01:21:24.000 --> 01:21:29.750 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 814 01:21:30.500 --> 01:21:37.083 ♪ Our love will keep us warm 'til Santa calls ♪ 815 01:21:38.000 --> 01:21:44.750 ♪ This love we feel today would never go away ♪ 816 01:21:44.833 --> 01:21:51.041 ♪ if we share Christmas kisses every day ♪♪ 817 01:21:51.125 --> 01:21:52.666 [song ends] 818 01:21:54.000 --> 01:21:57.000 ["Jolly Ol' St. Nicholas" playing] 819 01:22:18.583 --> 01:22:20.583 ♪♪ 820 01:22:48.416 --> 01:22:51.458 ♪♪ 821 01:23:42.500 --> 01:23:45.625 ♪♪ 822 01:23:56.291 --> 01:23:58.000 [song ends] 823 01:23:59.500 --> 01:24:01.500 ["King O' Swing" playing] 824 01:24:32.125 --> 01:24:35.166 ♪♪ 825 01:25:09.750 --> 01:25:13.041 ♪♪ 826 01:26:05.833 --> 01:26:07.833 ♪♪ 827 01:26:15.583 --> 01:26:17.375 [song ends] 828 01:26:21.291 --> 01:26:23.291 ["Deck The Halls" playing] 829 01:26:33.250 --> 01:26:35.541 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 830 01:26:35.625 --> 01:26:37.916 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 831 01:26:38.000 --> 01:26:40.125 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 832 01:26:40.208 --> 01:26:42.333 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 833 01:26:42.416 --> 01:26:44.625 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 834 01:26:44.708 --> 01:26:47.208 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 835 01:26:47.291 --> 01:26:49.291 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 836 01:26:49.375 --> 01:26:51.750 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 837 01:26:51.833 --> 01:26:53.791 ♪♪ 838 01:26:53.875 --> 01:26:56.208 ♪ See the blazing Yule before us ♪ 839 01:26:56.291 --> 01:26:58.458 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 840 01:26:58.541 --> 01:27:00.833 ♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪ 841 01:27:00.916 --> 01:27:03.083 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 842 01:27:03.166 --> 01:27:05.250 ♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪ 843 01:27:05.333 --> 01:27:07.958 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 844 01:27:08.041 --> 01:27:10.000 ♪ While I tell of Yuletide treasure ♪ 845 01:27:10.083 --> 01:27:12.666 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 846 01:27:12.750 --> 01:27:14.833 ♪♪ 847 01:27:14.916 --> 01:27:16.875 ♪ Fast away the old year passes ♪ 848 01:27:16.958 --> 01:27:19.208 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 849 01:27:19.291 --> 01:27:21.458 ♪ Hail the new year, lads and lasses ♪ 850 01:27:21.541 --> 01:27:23.916 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 851 01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:26.166 ♪ Sing we joyous all together ♪ 852 01:27:26.250 --> 01:27:28.541 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 853 01:27:28.625 --> 01:27:30.708 ♪ Heedless of the wind and weather ♪ 854 01:27:30.791 --> 01:27:33.208 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 855 01:27:33.291 --> 01:27:35.291 ♪♪ 856 01:28:04.250 --> 01:28:06.583 ♪♪ 857 01:28:37.625 --> 01:28:40.041 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 858 01:28:40.125 --> 01:28:42.291 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 859 01:28:42.375 --> 01:28:44.708 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 860 01:28:44.791 --> 01:28:47.000 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 861 01:28:47.083 --> 01:28:49.208 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 862 01:28:49.291 --> 01:28:51.583 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 863 01:28:51.666 --> 01:28:53.875 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 864 01:28:53.958 --> 01:28:56.250 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 865 01:28:56.333 --> 01:28:58.708 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 866 01:28:58.791 --> 01:29:02.041 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la ♪ 867 01:29:02.125 --> 01:29:07.791 ♪ La ♪♪ 868 01:29:07.875 --> 01:29:09.708 [song ends] 869 01:29:09.791 --> 01:29:11.375 [radio static] 870 01:29:11.458 --> 01:29:13.458 [Mr. New Vegas] And that's it for me, kids. 871 01:29:14.916 --> 01:29:16.791 Stay alive out there. 872 01:29:16.875 --> 01:29:18.625 I'm technically not. 873 01:29:18.708 --> 01:29:22.458 It's Mr. New Vegas signing off. 874 01:29:22.541 --> 01:29:27.666 A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.