1 00:00:01,458 --> 00:00:04,375 ["God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" playing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:08,083 --> 00:00:10,083 - [wind whistling] - [bag drops] 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 [sighs] 6 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:17,958 Well, this ain't no Whoville, but... 7 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,250 it'll do. 8 00:00:21,291 --> 00:00:25,041 I got me enough vials to last me 12 days of Christmas. 9 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:29,875 See this? It ain't no log. 10 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:33,375 This is a human arm. 11 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:36,166 Specifically, a fat man's. 12 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,416 It burns nice, doesn't it? 13 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:41,291 Surprising, huh? 14 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,125 I keep a few of these arms dry aging throughout the year 15 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:46,666 just because it's so nice during the winter. 16 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:50,375 Stay armed, stay warm. That's what I always say. 17 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:57,916 Well, I'd give you the season's greetings, 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,750 but we don't have much 19 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:01,875 by the way of seasons out here anymore. 20 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:06,125 And we damn sure don't have any Santa Claus. 21 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:08,000 [Dogmeat whining] 22 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:10,125 My jaw hurts from talkin', 23 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:13,583 so why don't y'all stare at this fire for a little while? 24 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:19,083 Now, if I fall asleep, make sure you tilt my head away from it. 25 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:25,166 [Mr. New Vegas] [on radio] Yes, indeed. This is Mr. New Vegas 26 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,458 coming to you live from my namesake, 27 00:01:28,541 --> 00:01:31,791 bringing you all your holiday favorites 28 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,833 this Christmas season. 29 00:01:33,916 --> 00:01:36,291 Now, I hope it's warm and cozy where you are, 30 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:39,375 and not because you're losing consciousness. 31 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:42,208 Unless, of course, that's what you want to do. 32 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:45,875 We all cope with the horrors of life 33 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:48,583 in our own chemical way. 34 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:51,041 I'm taking your dedications all night 35 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,750 and reading your Christmas greetings 36 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:57,250 and heartwarming stories live on the air. 37 00:01:58,833 --> 00:02:02,208 Here's one from Bob in the former Arizona. 38 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:06,250 He writes, "My dog ran off on Christmas Eve, 39 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:10,958 and I tell you, it was a repeat of the exact story of Christmas. 40 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:15,000 Strangers came out of nowhere to help us look for him, 41 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:18,166 just like the Three Kings from Orient Are. 42 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:21,083 I was working with them as one of the kings, 43 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:25,125 and then God is the King of all kings. 44 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,583 So, we had five kings, 45 00:02:27,666 --> 00:02:30,208 but there were seven people total. 46 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:33,791 Two women and five men, so five kings. 47 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:36,666 Two queens plus me, plus God. 48 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:40,833 That's nine kings total, including queens. 49 00:02:40,916 --> 00:02:44,416 And none of us knew where the heck this dog was. 50 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:49,000 So, I'm thinking, that's like the original Jesus from the story. 51 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:52,083 The dog is the lost baby Jesus. 52 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:54,500 So, I'm starting to get very stressed out 53 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:57,583 because not only did I lose the dog, 54 00:02:57,666 --> 00:03:00,333 but the dog would tell me when somebody was coming. 55 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:03,666 These people appear. They don't find him. 56 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:07,958 Plus, they keep asking me if I have chems. 57 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:11,750 And I do, but I'm not sharing, and I'm mad, 58 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:14,208 and that's making me feel guilty. 59 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:16,750 Yes, I have rage issues, 60 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:20,583 but that explains why I can't part with the chems. 61 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:22,750 They're medical. Anyways, it turns out 62 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:24,791 the dog hadn't gone far. 63 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,958 He heard me executing some people earlier, 64 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,375 got scared and hid in the panels. 65 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:32,583 He eventually came back out 66 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:35,416 when I started roasting one of the people I killed. 67 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,333 Now, I wish I'd had figured that out 68 00:03:37,416 --> 00:03:40,375 before I executed all the other kings, 69 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:45,000 but I did my best with the information I had at the time. 70 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:47,416 Long story long, 71 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:50,708 I didn't know I needed a dog to celebrate Christmas 72 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:53,833 before I tried doing it without one. 73 00:03:53,916 --> 00:03:56,125 Isn't that pathetic? 74 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,833 I hate myself." 75 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:00,625 Thanks, Bob. 76 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:03,333 Now, here's a holiday tune that'll soothe you 77 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:08,333 faster than a blood brain barrier full of gaseous chems. 78 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,791 [record clicking] 79 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,958 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 80 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:16,000 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 81 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:19,000 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year, doo-dee ♪ 82 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:27,375 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 83 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:30,500 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 84 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:33,750 - ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ - ♪ New Year ♪ 85 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:39,750 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 86 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:45,916 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 87 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:52,000 ♪ We all want some figgy pudding, we all want some figgy pudding ♪ 88 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:58,208 ♪ We all want some figgy pudding, so bring some out here ♪ 89 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:04,333 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 90 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:10,541 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 91 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:16,583 ♪ We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some ♪ 92 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:22,875 ♪ We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here ♪ 93 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:28,958 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 94 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:34,375 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 95 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:39,041 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 96 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:42,125 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 97 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,166 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year, doo-dee ♪ 98 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:18,166 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 99 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:21,333 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 100 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:24,458 - ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ - ♪ New Year ♪ 101 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:30,500 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 102 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:35,875 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 103 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:42,041 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 104 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:48,125 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪ 105 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,250 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 106 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:54,333 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year ♪ 107 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:59,791 ♪ Hap, hap, hap, happy New Year, doo-wee ♪♪ 108 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,791 [song ends] 109 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:05,500 ["Like a Kid at Christmas" playing] 110 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:09,708 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 111 00:07:09,791 --> 00:07:13,000 ♪ A happy day ♪ 112 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:18,458 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 113 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:25,333 ♪ Oh, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 114 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:31,416 ♪ How I love the scent of pine ♪ 115 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:37,416 ♪ and snowy Christmas postcards ♪ 116 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:43,583 ♪ How they decorate my mind ♪ 117 00:07:43,666 --> 00:07:49,541 ♪ Yes, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 118 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:55,541 ♪ 'cause it still gives me a thrill ♪ 119 00:07:55,625 --> 00:08:01,708 ♪ when I feel the spirit of ♪ 120 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:05,416 ♪ goodwill ♪ 121 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:13,833 ♪ Oh, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 122 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:19,750 ♪ How I love the cold, the choirs ♪ 123 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:25,250 ♪ and gifts unwrapped by loved ones ♪ 124 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:31,958 ♪ girl, by a blazing fire ♪ 125 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:38,083 ♪ Yes, I'm like a kid at Christmas ♪ 126 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:44,041 ♪ 'cause it still gives me a thrill ♪ 127 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:49,666 ♪ when I feel the spirit of ♪ 128 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,708 ♪ goodwill ♪ 129 00:08:55,416 --> 00:08:57,583 ♪ Good, good, goodwill ♪ 130 00:08:57,666 --> 00:09:01,125 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 131 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,500 ♪ Good, good, goodwill ♪ 132 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:08,291 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 133 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:13,791 ♪ Yes, I love the Christmas spirit ♪ 134 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:18,125 ♪ of goodwill ♪ 135 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:26,583 ♪ Now, I know that you love Christmas ♪ 136 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:32,583 ♪ All white with falling snow ♪ 137 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:38,541 ♪ A tree with all the trimmings ♪ 138 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:44,750 ♪ A touch of mistletoe ♪ 139 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:50,750 ♪ And like a kid at Christmas ♪ 140 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:56,750 ♪ how I got a wish, it's true ♪ 141 00:09:56,833 --> 00:10:02,541 ♪ How I love to spend my Christmas ♪ 142 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:07,916 ♪ with you ♪ 143 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,291 ♪ Good, goodwill ♪ 144 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:13,875 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 145 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,083 ♪ Good, goodwill ♪ 146 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:22,416 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 147 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:28,333 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 148 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:34,458 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 149 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:40,416 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 150 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:46,500 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪ 151 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:52,666 ♪ Have yourself a holiday ♪ 152 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:57,541 ♪ Have yourself a happy day ♪♪ 153 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:01,958 [radio static] 154 00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:05,041 [Mr. New Vegas] Hi, I'm DJ Mr. New Vegas, 155 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,833 and picturing you sit there listening, 156 00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:10,166 lounging in your lingerie, 157 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:14,458 sets my imagination to spinning 45 rpm. 158 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,916 Here's a tune. 159 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 ["Away in a Manger" playing] 160 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,916 [song fades out] 161 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,583 [fire crackling] 162 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,083 ["Santa's Coming (Ho, Ho, Ho)" playing] 163 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:27,541 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 164 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,625 ♪ Children playing in the snow ♪ 165 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:37,666 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 166 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,583 ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ 167 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:47,916 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 168 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,083 ♪ Everywhere there's so much joy ♪ 169 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:58,125 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 170 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:03,125 - ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ - ♪ Ho ho ho ♪ 171 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,416 ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry ♪ 172 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,500 [whistling] 173 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,750 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 174 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,833 [whistling continues] 175 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,791 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 176 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:49,208 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 177 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,125 ♪ Children playing in the snow ♪ 178 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:59,291 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 179 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:02,375 ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ 180 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:09,708 - ♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Merry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 181 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:12,625 ♪ Everywhere there's so much joy ♪ 182 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:19,833 - ♪ Merry, merry, merry, merry, Christmas ♪ - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ 183 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:22,541 ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪ 184 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:27,958 - ♪ Santa's coming soon ♪ - ♪ Soon, Santa's coming, ho ho ho ♪♪ 185 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,458 [radio static] 186 00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:33,416 [Mr. New Vegas] You know, I love listening to these old sides, 187 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,666 but not as much as I love listening to your stories. 188 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,500 I wanna hear from you. 189 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,958 Here's a little holiday yarn from Sluggins Rex, 190 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:47,500 who writes in from the Siltlands with this reminiscence. 191 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:52,500 "People might complain about Christmas in the Wastelands, 192 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,875 but it's better than in the Vaults. 193 00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,458 Trust me. I celebrated Christmas 194 00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,541 in a Vault last year, and it sucked. 195 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:03,875 They were doing this whole Christmas in Hawaii thing, 196 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,250 and it was tacky and pathetic. 197 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,833 They were like, 'Hey there, try this kalua pork,' 198 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:12,250 and then they gave me a cocktail weenie. 199 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,250 That's pretty disappointing. 200 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,833 Even though I hadn't been around people in years, 201 00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:20,791 I could still tell this is lame. 202 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,125 I guess that's kind of a gift at Christmas, 203 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:26,541 knowing that you're a more interesting person 204 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:29,166 than 100% of the Vaulties. 205 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,708 That does make me feel like I've got the ear of Santa. 206 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:37,958 So, Santa, if you're listening, bring back the real kalua pork. 207 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:41,958 We've all seen these giant pig creatures roaming the Wasteland. 208 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,583 I'm pretty sure I have, 209 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:46,541 or at least the dust clouds that they kick up. 210 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:50,375 What say us all listeners band together 211 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,083 having a hunting party? 212 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,333 Half of us can dig huge holes, 213 00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:56,541 fill it with these kind of hot rocks 214 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,041 that they have now that never cool off, 215 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:05,083 and see if we can't get that sucker tasting like some kalua. 216 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,083 I'll test it, I promise. 217 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:11,916 You can watch and see if my face sprouts tumors instantly, 218 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,666 like when they started growing corn again." 219 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,750 Sounds good to me, Sluggins. 220 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:20,083 I'll be first in line to join your hunting party. 221 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:24,708 Now, who recognizes this classic holiday tune? 222 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,125 ["Jingle Bells" playing] 223 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:39,541 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 224 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:44,125 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 225 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:48,750 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 226 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:53,291 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 227 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:57,791 ♪ Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 228 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:02,458 ♪ O'er the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 229 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:06,708 ♪ Bells on bobtails ring making spirits bright ♪ 230 00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:11,083 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 231 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:16,166 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 232 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:20,708 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 233 00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:25,375 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 234 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:29,666 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 235 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:34,208 ♪ A day or two ago I thought I took a ride ♪ 236 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:38,750 ♪ and soon, Miss Fanny Bright, seated by my side ♪ 237 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:43,000 ♪ The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot ♪ 238 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:47,541 ♪ He'd got into a drifted bank and we, we got upsot ♪ 239 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:52,708 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 240 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:57,291 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ 241 00:18:57,375 --> 00:19:01,875 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 242 00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:06,458 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 243 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:10,958 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open ♪ 244 00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:14,875 ♪ sleigh ♪♪ 245 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,958 ["O Little Town of Bethlehem" playing] 246 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:40,541 ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ 247 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:47,375 ♪ how still we see thee lie ♪ 248 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:54,250 ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ 249 00:19:54,333 --> 00:20:01,041 ♪ the silent stars go by ♪ 250 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:07,916 ♪ Yet in thy dark street shineth ♪ 251 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:14,791 ♪ the everlasting light ♪ 252 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:21,750 ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ 253 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:28,291 ♪ are met in thee tonight ♪ 254 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,416 [humming melody] 255 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:57,583 ♪ Yet in thy dark street shineth ♪ 256 00:21:57,666 --> 00:22:04,583 ♪ the everlasting light ♪ 257 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:11,291 ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ 258 00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:18,166 ♪ are met in thee tonight ♪ 259 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:25,041 ♪ Are met in thee ♪ 260 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:31,500 ♪ tonight ♪♪ 261 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,791 [song ends] 262 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,875 [fire crackling] 263 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,416 [radio static] 264 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,166 [Mr. New Vegas] Regardless, whether you're listening 265 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,000 to every one of these dedications, 266 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:50,291 I will always love you forever. 267 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,291 Nothing can change that. 268 00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:54,000 ["Rockin' Holiday" playing] 269 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,791 ♪ Hey, everybody, gather round ♪ 270 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,583 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 271 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:03,625 ♪ We're all gonna sit by the Christmas tree ♪ 272 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:06,166 ♪ and tomorrow's Christmas Day ♪ 273 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:10,291 ♪ Mom's on the left, Dad's on the right ♪ 274 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:13,458 ♪ and the kids won't leave us alone ♪ 275 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:17,125 ♪ Let's move on under that mistletoe ♪ 276 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:20,541 ♪ It's a great night to be home ♪ 277 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:24,208 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 278 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:27,083 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 279 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:30,833 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 280 00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:34,000 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 281 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:37,250 ♪ Just sit right down underneath the tree ♪ 282 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,583 ♪ and we'll wait for Santa's sleigh ♪ 283 00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:44,000 ♪ It's quite alright if it takes all night ♪ 284 00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:46,583 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 285 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:51,000 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 286 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:54,125 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 287 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:57,708 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 288 00:23:57,791 --> 00:24:00,958 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 289 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:04,125 ♪ Let's make another snowman ♪ 290 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:07,875 ♪ We use a carrot for his nose ♪ 291 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,958 ♪ Oh, Kris Kringle's on his way ♪ 292 00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:14,208 ♪ and his elves are covered with snow ♪ 293 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:17,125 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 294 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,958 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 295 00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:24,666 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪ 296 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:27,083 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 297 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:31,041 ♪ Oh, it's a rockin' holiday ♪ 298 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:34,208 ♪ Yeah, a rockin' holiday ♪ 299 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:38,125 ♪ Oh, it's a rockin' holiday ♪ 300 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:41,208 ♪ A rockin' holiday ♪ 301 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:44,583 ♪ It's a rockin' holiday ♪♪ 302 00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:46,250 [song ends] 303 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:50,416 [fire crackling] 304 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,500 ["We Three Kings" playing] 305 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,500 [song ends] 306 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:18,833 [radio static] 307 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:22,125 [Mr. New Vegas] Folks, I love each and every one of you. 308 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,958 I feel your love bouncing back to me like sonar. 309 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:29,666 It hits me hard, like a blast wave. 310 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,875 Keep those dedications coming. 311 00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:37,458 ["Hark, the Herald Angels Sing" playing] ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 312 00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:42,250 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪ 313 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:46,708 ♪ Peace on Earth and mercy mild ♪ 314 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:51,375 ♪ God and sinners reconciled ♪ 315 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:55,958 ♪ Joyful, all ye nations rise ♪ 316 00:27:56,041 --> 00:28:00,666 ♪ Join the triumph of the skies ♪ 317 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:05,125 ♪ With angelic hosts proclaim ♪ 318 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:09,875 ♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem ♪ 319 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:14,541 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 320 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:20,166 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪ 321 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:24,708 ♪ Christ by highest Heav'n adored ♪ 322 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:29,458 ♪ Christ, the everlasting Lord ♪ 323 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:34,083 ♪ Late in time behold Him come ♪ 324 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:38,666 ♪ Offspring of a Virgin's womb ♪ 325 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:43,333 ♪ Veiled in flesh the Godhead see ♪ 326 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:47,833 ♪ Hail the incarnate Deity ♪ 327 00:28:47,916 --> 00:28:52,583 ♪ Pleased as man with man to dwell ♪ 328 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:57,125 ♪ Jesus, our Emmanuel ♪ 329 00:28:57,208 --> 00:29:01,666 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 330 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:07,333 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪ 331 00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:12,208 ♪ Hail the Heav'n-born Prince of Peace ♪ 332 00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:16,833 ♪ Hail the Son of Righteousness ♪ 333 00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:21,333 ♪ Light and life to all He brings ♪ 334 00:29:21,416 --> 00:29:26,041 ♪ Risen with healing in His wings ♪ 335 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:30,625 ♪ Mild He lays His glory by ♪ 336 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:35,291 ♪ Born that man no more may die ♪ 337 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:39,916 ♪ Born to raise the sons of Earth ♪ 338 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,500 ♪ Born to give them second birth ♪ 339 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:49,083 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 340 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:55,000 ♪ Glory to the newborn King ♪♪ 341 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:57,500 [song ends] 342 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:01,750 ["Joy to the Jazzy World" playing] 343 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,916 [song ends] 344 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,833 [fire crackling] 345 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,041 ["A Very Merry Christmas" playing] 346 00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:44,875 ♪ It's a very merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ 347 00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:48,083 ♪ and it happens every year ♪ 348 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:51,166 ♪ There's lots of toys for girls and boys ♪ 349 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,875 ♪ and plenty of holiday cheer ♪ 350 00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:57,041 ♪ It's a won-won-wonderful holiday ♪ 351 00:32:57,125 --> 00:33:00,041 ♪ and we're happy as can be ♪ 352 00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:03,250 ♪ Hear the Christmas bells ringing through the hills ♪ 353 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:06,166 ♪ Now, it's time for the Christmas tree ♪ 354 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:10,750 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum-bum-bum, bum ♪ 355 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:14,333 ♪ Yeah, it happens every year ♪ 356 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:17,166 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum-bum-bum, bum ♪ 357 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:20,625 ♪ Let's spread that Christmas cheer ♪ 358 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:23,625 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum-bum-bum, bum ♪ 359 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:26,166 ♪ Santa's on his way ♪ 360 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:29,291 ♪ Oh, you better be good 'cause he's checking his list ♪ 361 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:32,208 ♪ and he's loading up his sleigh ♪ 362 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:40,125 ♪ It's a very merry, merry, merry Christmas ♪ 363 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,666 ♪ Take a walk in the frosty air ♪ 364 00:33:43,791 --> 00:33:46,375 ♪ Every time you go outside ♪ 365 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:49,416 ♪ there's snowflakes in your hair ♪ 366 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,541 ♪ Have a happy, happy, happy little holiday ♪ 367 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:55,541 ♪ and a won-wonderful New Year ♪ 368 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:58,625 ♪ Let's deck those halls with mistletoe ♪ 369 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:01,750 ♪ 'cause Christmastime is here ♪ 370 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,791 ♪ Let's deck those halls with mistletoe ♪ 371 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:10,458 ♪ 'cause Christmastime is here ♪♪ 372 00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:13,750 [fire crackling] 373 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:16,833 ["Up on the Housetop" playing] 374 00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:15,125 [song ends] 375 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,541 [fire crackling] 376 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:20,208 [Mr. New Vegas] So, here's a letter from Angry Ron. 377 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:22,541 Ron says, "I'm angry 378 00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:26,708 because it's the same Christmas songs every year. 379 00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:29,458 They don't do anything for me anymore. 380 00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:32,458 How do Christmas songs about some baby 381 00:36:32,541 --> 00:36:35,916 5,000 miles away pertain to my life? 382 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,958 I respond to art that speaks to my experience. 383 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:45,333 Please play some contemporary rap made in the Wasteland." 384 00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:49,041 I'm sorry, Ron. You may be angry, but these songs 385 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:52,083 are the only ones we have here in the station. 386 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:56,750 The rest all perished in fires or were pillaged by bandits. 387 00:36:56,833 --> 00:37:00,416 And so now, for the fifth time tonight, 388 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,000 "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen." 389 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:06,083 ["God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" playing] 390 00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:30,833 [song ends] 391 00:39:30,916 --> 00:39:33,916 ["O Holy Night" playing] 392 00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:04,833 [song ends] 393 00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:09,666 ["More Than Enough" playing] 394 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:16,791 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 395 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:20,916 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 396 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,666 ♪ I don't need no presents ♪ 397 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:28,208 ♪ 'round my tree ♪ 398 00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:32,708 ♪ or no mistletoe ♪ 399 00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:35,583 ♪ to share my needs ♪ 400 00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:40,416 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 401 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:47,208 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 402 00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:50,333 ♪ For me ♪ 403 00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:55,208 ♪ When I look into your eyes ♪ 404 00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:57,625 ♪ I realize ♪ 405 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:02,333 ♪ that my love for you ♪ 406 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:04,958 ♪ more than true ♪ 407 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:09,791 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 408 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:16,000 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 409 00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:19,500 ♪ For me ♪ 410 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:24,250 ♪ There'll be choirs singing ♪ 411 00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:27,916 ♪ children playing ♪ 412 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,458 ♪ stories being read from a book ♪ 413 00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:39,041 ♪ There'll be beautiful weather ♪ 414 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,125 ♪ families together ♪ 415 00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:48,750 ♪ Christmas, that's all it took ♪ 416 00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:53,458 ♪ I don't need no presents ♪ 417 00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:56,041 ♪ 'round my tree ♪ 418 00:43:56,125 --> 00:44:00,791 ♪ or no mistletoe ♪ 419 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,291 ♪ to share my needs ♪ 420 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:08,000 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 421 00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:14,291 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 422 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:18,375 ♪ For me ♪ 423 00:44:32,666 --> 00:44:37,375 ♪ There'll be beautiful weather ♪ 424 00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:40,458 ♪ families together ♪ 425 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:45,875 ♪ Christmas, that's all it took ♪ 426 00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:51,500 ♪ Oh, I don't need no presents ♪ 427 00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:54,333 ♪ 'round my tree ♪ 428 00:44:54,416 --> 00:44:59,125 ♪ Seeing you all together ♪ 429 00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:01,750 ♪ enough for me ♪ 430 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:06,416 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 431 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:12,333 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 432 00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:16,333 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 433 00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:21,000 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 434 00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:26,958 ♪ more than enough for me ♪ 435 00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:31,000 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 436 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:35,708 ♪ Christmastime with you ♪ 437 00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:39,875 ♪ more than enough for me ♪♪ 438 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:41,291 [song ends] 439 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,375 [fire crackling] 440 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:45,875 - [radio static] - [Mr. New Vegas] Back again with more 441 00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:48,375 of your Christmas greetings and dedications. 442 00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:51,375 Here's one from Andy C. who says, 443 00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:53,583 "I love these old tunes, 444 00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:56,583 but it's hard for me to sing these Christmas carols 445 00:45:56,666 --> 00:46:00,750 knowing I have eaten over 100 people." 446 00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:02,375 Don't worry, Andy, 447 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:05,416 we'll let the records do the singing for you. 448 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:09,625 Andy continues, "Singing 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' 449 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:12,541 was hard enough after killing a man, 450 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:15,625 but after I devoured his whole family, 451 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:18,291 I was unable to carry out that tune 452 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,000 without breaking down in tears. 453 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:23,666 It just takes some of the joy out of the season 454 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,625 when you eat the people you used to celebrate with. 455 00:46:27,708 --> 00:46:30,291 Knowing the taste of a human gallbladder, 456 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:33,708 I suppose I sing 'O Holy Night.' 457 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,708 How can I think of anything but the bile? 458 00:46:36,791 --> 00:46:38,500 It's easy to sing the words, 459 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:41,250 but the words don't mean anything anymore, 460 00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:44,333 I mean, what even is a sleigh? 461 00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:49,166 I don't think I've heard sleigh bells in 400 years. 462 00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:52,833 I can slay my friends and neighbors and eat them, 463 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:56,583 but a one-horse open sleigh, it's meaningless. 464 00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:58,833 I was kicked out of a family dinner 465 00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:02,666 for acknowledging that we ate my cousin. 466 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:06,541 Never discuss who you're eating as you're eating them. 467 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:10,291 The people I was with say it makes you feel sick. 468 00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:14,791 I can't confirm that, but I can confirm it makes people mad. 469 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:17,375 I wish I hadn't eaten so many people 470 00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:20,750 so I'd have someone around to make me feel better." 471 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:23,833 Well, Andy C., I can't make you feel better 472 00:47:23,916 --> 00:47:28,291 because what you've described is a work of an evil person. 473 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:31,250 But I'll let God do the judging. 474 00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:33,291 Here's an old classic. 475 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:36,375 ["The First Noel" playing] 476 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,750 [song ends] 477 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:48,083 ["Ho Ho Ho... Here We Go!" playing] 478 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:55,125 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 479 00:50:55,208 --> 00:51:00,291 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, merry all the way ♪ 480 00:51:00,375 --> 00:51:05,458 ♪ Santa said to jump right in, take a Christmas ride with him ♪ 481 00:51:05,541 --> 00:51:10,458 ♪ Bags of toys for boys and girls, spreading joy around the world ♪ 482 00:51:10,541 --> 00:51:15,500 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 483 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:20,750 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, merry all the way ♪ 484 00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:25,791 ♪ High up where the reindeer fly, swooping, swirling across the sky ♪ 485 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:31,083 ♪ Santa's got his list in hand along with his special Christmas plan ♪ 486 00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:56,458 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 487 00:51:56,541 --> 00:52:01,625 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, merry all the way ♪ 488 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:06,666 ♪ Santa said to jump right in, take a Christmas ride with him ♪ 489 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:11,750 ♪ Bags of toys for boys and girls, spreading joy around the world ♪ 490 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:37,333 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go for a most exciting time ♪ 491 00:52:37,416 --> 00:52:44,166 ♪ Ho ho ho, and here we go, get ready for a ride ♪♪ 492 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:45,625 [song ends] 493 00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,833 [fire crackling] 494 00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:50,916 ["Silent Night" playing] 495 00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:59,416 ♪ Silent night ♪ 496 00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:03,208 ♪ Holy night ♪ 497 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,625 ♪ All is calm ♪ 498 00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:11,250 ♪ All is bright ♪ 499 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:16,375 ♪ Round yon virgin ♪ 500 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:19,250 ♪ Mother and child ♪ 501 00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:23,666 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 502 00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:27,166 ♪ so tender and mild ♪ 503 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:32,291 ♪ Sleep in Heavenly ♪ 504 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:35,916 ♪ peace ♪ 505 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,750 ♪ Sleep in Heavenly peace ♪ 506 00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:53,041 ♪ Silent night ♪ 507 00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:57,708 ♪ Holy night ♪ 508 00:53:57,791 --> 00:54:01,750 ♪ Shepherds quake ♪ 509 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:04,500 ♪ at the sight ♪ 510 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:08,791 ♪ Glories stream ♪ 511 00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:12,166 ♪ from Heaven afar ♪ 512 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:16,250 ♪ Heavenly hosts ♪ 513 00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:19,958 ♪ sing Alleluia ♪ 514 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:24,333 ♪ Christ the Savior ♪ 515 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:28,875 ♪ is born ♪ 516 00:54:30,916 --> 00:54:35,750 ♪ Christ the Savior is born ♪ 517 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:45,583 ♪ Silent night ♪ 518 00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:49,208 ♪ Holy night ♪ 519 00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:54,166 ♪ Son of God ♪ 520 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:57,791 ♪ Love's pure light ♪ 521 00:54:57,875 --> 00:55:00,666 ♪ Radiant beams ♪ 522 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:04,708 ♪ from Thy holy face ♪ 523 00:55:05,708 --> 00:55:08,458 ♪ with the dawn ♪ 524 00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:13,083 ♪ of redeeming grace ♪ 525 00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:15,875 ♪ Jesus Lord ♪ 526 00:55:15,958 --> 00:55:20,583 ♪ at Thy birth ♪ 527 00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:28,083 ♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth ♪ 528 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:32,833 ♪ Jesus Lord ♪ 529 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:37,875 ♪ at Thy birth ♪ 530 00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:45,583 ♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth ♪♪ 531 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:53,000 [song ends] 532 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,250 [radio static] 533 00:55:56,333 --> 00:56:00,250 [Mr. New Vegas] George Washington Thizz from Sandy Gulch writes, 534 00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:03,458 "War never changes. Neither does Christmas. 535 00:56:03,541 --> 00:56:06,250 Same songs every year. You ever notice that?" 536 00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:09,791 I happen to like it, George. 537 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,458 You know, living in a place 538 00:56:11,541 --> 00:56:14,041 where you never really know where you are 539 00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:18,625 because you're surrounded by shifting sand dunes, 540 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:22,583 I find Christmas songs are like wayfinding stars 541 00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:24,625 to guide my year by. 542 00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:29,041 If I hear 'em, I know Christmas can't be far away. 543 00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:33,083 ["Angels We Have Heard on High" playing] 544 00:56:41,791 --> 00:56:44,541 ♪ Angels we have heard on high ♪ 545 00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:47,583 ♪ sweetly singing o'er the plains ♪ 546 00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:50,250 ♪ And the mountains in reply ♪ 547 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:53,333 ♪ echo back their joyous strains ♪ 548 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:58,958 ♪ Gloria ♪ 549 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,791 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 550 00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:07,250 ♪ Gloria ♪ 551 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:11,958 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 552 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:24,500 ♪ Come to Bethlehem and see ♪ 553 00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:27,250 ♪ Him whose birth the angels sing ♪ 554 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:29,916 ♪ Come adore on bended knee ♪ 555 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,041 ♪ Christ the Lord, the newborn King ♪ 556 00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:38,458 ♪ Gloria ♪ 557 00:57:38,541 --> 00:57:41,291 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 558 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:47,000 ♪ Gloria ♪ 559 00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:49,916 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 560 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,375 ♪ In excelsis Deo ♪ 561 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,666 ♪ Gloria ♪ 562 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:15,291 ♪ in excelsis Deo ♪ 563 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:20,875 ♪ Gloria ♪ 564 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:26,458 ♪ in excelsis Deo, in excelsis Deo ♪ 565 00:58:26,541 --> 00:58:32,583 ♪ In excelsis Deo ♪♪ 566 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:42,791 [singer scatting] 567 00:58:44,791 --> 00:58:50,333 ["Santa Claus, Don't Be Late" playing] 568 00:58:50,416 --> 00:58:55,416 ♪ Santa Claus, don't be late on Christmas Eve ♪ 569 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:59,583 ♪ We're hoping that old Rudolph finds his way ♪ 570 00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:05,625 ♪ Santa, I can hardly wait for Christmas Eve ♪ 571 00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:08,916 ♪ So you better bring lots of presents in your sleigh ♪ 572 00:59:09,625 --> 00:59:12,083 ♪ Please, Santa Claus ♪ 573 00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:16,166 ♪ I've been waiting so long for you ♪ 574 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:20,416 ♪ Come and visit me on Christmas Eve ♪ 575 00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:26,333 ♪ So I hope you'll drop on by as you ride across the sky ♪ 576 00:59:26,416 --> 00:59:30,333 ♪ and I'll pretend to be fast asleep ♪ 577 00:59:31,541 --> 00:59:36,375 ♪ Santa Claus, don't be late on Christmas Eve ♪ 578 00:59:36,458 --> 00:59:40,458 ♪ We're hoping that old Rudolph finds his way ♪ 579 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:46,166 ♪ Santa, I can hardly wait for Christmas Eve ♪ 580 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:50,500 ♪ So you better bring lots of presents in your sleigh ♪ 581 00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:52,625 ♪ Please ♪ 582 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,708 ♪♪ 583 01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:17,375 ♪ Santa Claus, don't be late on Christmas Eve ♪ 584 01:00:17,458 --> 01:00:21,333 ♪ Hoping that old Rudolph finds his his way ♪ 585 01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:27,041 ♪ Santa, I can hardly wait for Christmas Eve ♪ 586 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:30,875 ♪ So you better bring lots of presents in your sleigh ♪ 587 01:00:31,416 --> 01:00:32,791 ♪ Please ♪ 588 01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:37,791 ♪ Hope you'll drop on by as you ride across the sky ♪ 589 01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:41,708 ♪ And I'll pretend to be fast asleep ♪♪ 590 01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:52,416 [song ends] 591 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,208 [radio static] 592 01:00:57,291 --> 01:01:01,875 [Mr. New Vegas] This is DJ Mr. New Vegas and I love your style. 593 01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:05,208 I'm attracted to you. Understand? 594 01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:08,333 ["Jingle Bells" playing] 595 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:18,708 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 596 01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:20,958 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 597 01:01:21,041 --> 01:01:24,791 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 598 01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:30,041 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 599 01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:33,875 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 600 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:39,083 ♪ Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 601 01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:43,625 ♪ O'er the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 602 01:01:43,708 --> 01:01:47,625 ♪ Bells on Bobtail ring, making spirits bright ♪ 603 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:52,166 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 604 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:57,208 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 605 01:01:57,291 --> 01:02:01,291 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 606 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:06,208 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 607 01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:12,458 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 608 01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:17,458 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 609 01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:22,000 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 610 01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:26,208 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 611 01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:30,166 ♪ on a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 612 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:35,750 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 613 01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:40,208 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 614 01:02:40,291 --> 01:02:44,333 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 615 01:02:44,416 --> 01:02:48,791 ♪ in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 616 01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,875 ♪♪ 617 01:03:09,583 --> 01:03:14,208 ♪ Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 618 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:18,750 ♪ O'er the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 619 01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:22,791 ♪ Bells on Bobtail ring, making spirits bright ♪ 620 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:27,250 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 621 01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:32,291 ♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 622 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:36,166 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 623 01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:41,375 ♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 624 01:03:41,458 --> 01:03:45,666 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 625 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:50,458 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 626 01:03:50,541 --> 01:03:52,583 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 627 01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:55,041 ♪ in a one-horse ♪ 628 01:03:55,125 --> 01:04:01,916 ♪ open sleigh ♪♪ 629 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:08,166 [song ends] 630 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,875 ["Good King Wenceslas" playing] 631 01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:28,666 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen ♪ 632 01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:33,458 ♪ When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even ♪ 633 01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:38,208 ♪ Brightly shone the moon that night though the frost was cruel ♪ 634 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:44,291 ♪ When a poor man came in sight gath'ring winter fuel ♪ 635 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:46,375 ♪♪ 636 01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:58,791 ♪ Bring me flesh and bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither ♪ 637 01:04:58,875 --> 01:05:03,500 ♪ Thou and I will see him dine when we bear them hither ♪ 638 01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:08,708 ♪ Page and monarch, forth they went, forth they went together ♪ 639 01:05:08,791 --> 01:05:14,458 ♪ Through the rude wind's wild lament and the bitter weather ♪ 640 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,541 ♪♪ 641 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:08,625 ♪♪ 642 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:24,833 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen ♪ 643 01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:29,625 ♪ When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even ♪ 644 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:34,666 ♪ Brightly shone the moon that night though the frost was cruel ♪ 645 01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:40,833 ♪ When a poor man came in sight gath'ring winter fuel ♪♪ 646 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,291 [song ends] 647 01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:56,333 [radio static] 648 01:06:56,416 --> 01:07:00,958 [Mr. New Vegas] And here's a letter from a long-time listener, P. from. D.E. 649 01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:05,041 He says, "Every year I listen to your show." Thank you, P. 650 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:10,208 "And I reflect on the people I spent prior Christmases with, 651 01:07:10,291 --> 01:07:12,208 killing or eating. 652 01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:15,875 Like Jimmy Cain, who went caroling with me 653 01:07:15,958 --> 01:07:19,666 in order to distract our marks while we robbed them. 654 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:24,166 He got a little handsy with his half of the take, 655 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:26,375 so I had to put a bullet in his brain. 656 01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:31,375 Or Melissa, who used to deck the halls in a major way, 657 01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:34,291 filling our collapsed shipping container 658 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:37,875 with all manner of radioactive glowing bugs 659 01:07:37,958 --> 01:07:40,791 in a Christmas spirited style. 660 01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:45,083 She got bad tumors, had to put her out of her misery. 661 01:07:46,791 --> 01:07:49,583 And how could I forget Big Sarah, 662 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:53,041 who captained the merry sleigh 663 01:07:53,125 --> 01:07:56,375 when we hitched our gear to some angry Brahmins 664 01:07:56,458 --> 01:08:01,041 and made it more than a hundred miles across the Wasteland together? 665 01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:03,041 She didn't say thank you enough, 666 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:06,583 so I had to put a bullet in her brain also. 667 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:12,041 But I think about her often because of just how long I spent 668 01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:17,208 trying and eventually devouring all of her copious leg meat. 669 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:19,875 She had huge, great legs. 670 01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:23,291 Now, I don't mean that in a sexy way, just in a hungry way. 671 01:08:24,041 --> 01:08:27,500 I found a large cyst on one of her legs 672 01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:30,416 and there was a full tooth growing in it. 673 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:35,041 Please play 'Angels We Have Heard on High' for me." 674 01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:37,125 ["O Christmas Tree" playing] 675 01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:45,916 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 676 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,166 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 677 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,416 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 678 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:55,750 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 679 01:08:55,833 --> 01:08:58,916 ♪ Your boughs are green in summer time ♪ 680 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,833 ♪ and through the snows of winter time ♪ 681 01:09:01,916 --> 01:09:05,041 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 682 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:08,208 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 683 01:09:08,291 --> 01:09:10,291 ♪♪ 684 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:18,083 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 685 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:21,375 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪ 686 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:24,416 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 687 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,458 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪ 688 01:09:27,541 --> 01:09:30,916 ♪ Your boughs are green in summer time ♪ 689 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,833 ♪ and through the snows of winter time ♪ 690 01:09:33,916 --> 01:09:37,083 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 691 01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:40,208 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪ 692 01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:43,416 ♪ Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 693 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:47,083 ♪ Your beauty green will teach me ♪ 694 01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:49,625 ♪ Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 695 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:53,291 ♪ Your beauty green will teach me ♪ 696 01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:56,166 ♪ that hope and love will ever be ♪ 697 01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:59,333 ♪ the way that joy is peace for me ♪ 698 01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:02,541 ♪ O, Christmas tree, o, Christmas tree ♪ 699 01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:05,791 ♪ What happiness you're bringing ♪♪ 700 01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:09,041 [song ends] 701 01:10:10,958 --> 01:10:13,958 ["Come All Ye Faithful" playing] 702 01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:16,041 ♪♪ 703 01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:05,708 ♪♪ 704 01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:44,583 [music ends] 705 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,041 ["I Want You for Christmas" playing] 706 01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:58,166 ♪ I see the snowflakes fall ♪ 707 01:11:58,458 --> 01:12:03,958 ♪ Young children have a ball ♪ 708 01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:11,833 ♪ But I can't smile at all ♪ 709 01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:16,958 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 710 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:25,333 ♪ The sleigh bells play their tune ♪ 711 01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:31,041 ♪ for Santa's coming soon ♪ 712 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:38,375 ♪ But I can't hide the gloom ♪ 713 01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:44,875 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 714 01:12:48,125 --> 01:12:53,833 ♪ I want you for Christmas ♪ 715 01:12:53,916 --> 01:13:00,416 ♪ My tree just won't burn bright ♪ 716 01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:06,958 ♪ It won't seem like Christmas ♪ 717 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:12,625 ♪ until we make things right ♪ 718 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:22,000 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I see snowflakes fall ♪ 719 01:13:25,666 --> 01:13:28,083 ♪ Young children have a ball ♪ 720 01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:34,750 ♪ But I can't smile at all ♪ 721 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:40,958 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 722 01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:49,333 ♪ I hear the choir sing ♪ 723 01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:56,208 ♪ Watch present parents bring ♪ 724 01:13:56,291 --> 01:14:02,208 ♪ but they don't mean a thing ♪ 725 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:08,833 ♪ You're not with me ♪ 726 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:17,708 ♪ I want you for Christmas ♪ 727 01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:24,208 ♪ My tree just won't burn bright ♪ 728 01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:30,958 ♪ It won't seem like Christmas ♪ 729 01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:37,541 ♪ until we make ♪ 730 01:14:37,625 --> 01:14:41,958 ♪ things right ♪♪ 731 01:14:46,041 --> 01:14:47,875 [song ends] 732 01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:55,416 ["It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" playing] 733 01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:04,375 ♪ It came upon the midnight clear ♪ 734 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:08,333 ♪ that glorious song of old ♪ 735 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:12,291 ♪ From angels bending near the earth ♪ 736 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:15,166 ♪ to touch their harps of gold ♪ 737 01:15:16,166 --> 01:15:19,333 ♪ Peace on the earth, goodwill to men ♪ 738 01:15:19,416 --> 01:15:22,291 ♪ from heaven's all gracious king ♪ 739 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:27,541 ♪ The world in solemn stillness lay ♪ 740 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:30,375 ♪ to hear the angels sing ♪ 741 01:15:31,375 --> 01:15:35,208 ♪ Still through the cloven skies they come ♪ 742 01:15:35,291 --> 01:15:38,500 ♪ with peaceful wings unfurled ♪ 743 01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:42,791 ♪ And still their heavenly music floats ♪ 744 01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:45,625 ♪ o'er all the weary world ♪ 745 01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:50,083 ♪ Above its sad and lonely plains ♪ 746 01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:53,708 ♪ they bend on hovering wing ♪ 747 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:57,875 ♪ And ever o'er its Babel sounds ♪ 748 01:15:57,958 --> 01:16:01,083 ♪ the blessèd angels sing ♪ 749 01:16:01,166 --> 01:16:03,166 ♪♪ 750 01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:28,125 ♪ And ye, beneath life’s crushing load ♪ 751 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:31,166 ♪ whose forms are bending low ♪ 752 01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:35,458 ♪ Who toil along the climbing way ♪ 753 01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:38,875 ♪ with painful steps and slow ♪ 754 01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:43,375 ♪ Look now for glad and golden hours ♪ 755 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:46,250 ♪ Come swiftly on the way ♪ 756 01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:51,000 ♪ Oh, rest beside the weary road ♪ 757 01:16:51,083 --> 01:16:53,958 ♪ and hear the angels sing ♪ 758 01:16:55,041 --> 01:16:58,708 ♪ For lo the days are hastening on ♪ 759 01:16:58,791 --> 01:17:01,708 ♪ by prophets seen of old ♪ 760 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:06,208 ♪ When with the ever circling years ♪ 761 01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:09,458 ♪ shall come the time foretold ♪ 762 01:17:10,416 --> 01:17:13,833 ♪ When the new heaven and earth shadow ♪ 763 01:17:13,916 --> 01:17:17,500 ♪ rejoice their peaceful king ♪ 764 01:17:18,583 --> 01:17:21,875 ♪ The whole world send back the song ♪ 765 01:17:21,958 --> 01:17:25,291 ♪ which now the angels sing ♪♪ 766 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:30,041 - [static crackles] - [Mr. New Vegas] I'm DJ Mr. New Vegas, 767 01:17:30,125 --> 01:17:32,708 and as long as we have each other, 768 01:17:32,791 --> 01:17:37,166 we're never truly alone, living in squalor. 769 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:40,708 Here's a letter from Hard Ted in Heartland. 770 01:17:41,416 --> 01:17:44,416 Ted writes, "Please play 'Let It Snow.' 771 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:46,416 I miss the snow. 772 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,958 It was great cold, I think, 773 01:17:49,041 --> 01:17:53,958 but not the kind of cold you feel when you accidentally lick uranium, 774 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:59,458 or the kind of cold you get when you sleep in a moldy crawl space. 775 01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:03,791 I wish I could see snow that wasn't just radioactive metal 776 01:18:03,875 --> 01:18:06,625 flaking off some burning husk. 777 01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:10,125 I remember the snow when it used to come out of the, 778 01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:12,583 uh, what's it called, cloud? 779 01:18:12,666 --> 01:18:16,458 I was trying to remember what sledding was like, 780 01:18:16,541 --> 01:18:20,375 but for some reason, all I can think of when I think of sleds 781 01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:25,000 is just skin sloughing off charred corpses and broken bones. 782 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:27,833 Like last year, I thought I saw snow, 783 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:31,375 but it was actually a whole ton of termites 784 01:18:31,458 --> 01:18:33,708 all flying out of some barn. 785 01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:37,208 Whatever was in that barn must have been even worse 786 01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:40,208 than a plague of termites. 787 01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:43,208 I find myself thinking this way now." 788 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:46,625 We all do, Ted. Merry Christmas. 789 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:48,333 Suck down some chems 790 01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:53,166 and see if you can't forget all about your circumstances. 791 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:56,250 ["Let's Exchange Kisses This Christmas" playing] 792 01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:06,666 ♪ Let's share a special gift this Christmas ♪ 793 01:19:08,541 --> 01:19:13,791 ♪ A love that we'll share from this day on ♪ 794 01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:21,416 ♪ Then seal our gift of love with kisses ♪ 795 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:28,166 ♪ while being wrapped up in each other's arms ♪ 796 01:19:29,666 --> 01:19:35,291 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 797 01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:41,625 ♪ Your kiss will be the gift to top them all ♪ 798 01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:49,791 ♪ Hey, let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 799 01:19:50,541 --> 01:19:56,416 ♪ Our love will keep us warm 'til Santa calls ♪ 800 01:19:58,375 --> 01:20:04,416 ♪ This is the friendliest of seasons ♪ 801 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:10,750 ♪ for one and all, a festive time ♪ 802 01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:17,916 ♪ Love's all around and that's the reason ♪ 803 01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:21,000 ♪ to celebrate ♪ 804 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:24,666 ♪ Just place your lips on mine ♪ 805 01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:32,666 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 806 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:39,333 ♪ Your kiss will be the gift to top them all ♪ 807 01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:47,041 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 808 01:20:47,791 --> 01:20:53,958 ♪ Our love will keep us warm 'til Santa calls ♪ 809 01:20:55,125 --> 01:21:02,041 ♪ We just might wait 'neath the mistletoe ♪ 810 01:21:02,125 --> 01:21:08,708 ♪ to be face to face for the best thrill we know ♪ 811 01:21:09,791 --> 01:21:15,333 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 812 01:21:16,041 --> 01:21:22,333 ♪ Your kiss will be the gift to top them all ♪ 813 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:29,750 ♪ Let's exchange kisses this Christmas ♪ 814 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:37,083 ♪ Our love will keep us warm 'til Santa calls ♪ 815 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:44,750 ♪ This love we feel today would never go away ♪ 816 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:51,041 ♪ if we share Christmas kisses every day ♪♪ 817 01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:52,666 [song ends] 818 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:57,000 ["Jolly Ol' St. Nicholas" playing] 819 01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:20,583 ♪♪ 820 01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:51,458 ♪♪ 821 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,625 ♪♪ 822 01:23:56,291 --> 01:23:58,000 [song ends] 823 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:01,500 ["King O' Swing" playing] 824 01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:35,166 ♪♪ 825 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:13,041 ♪♪ 826 01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:07,833 ♪♪ 827 01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:17,375 [song ends] 828 01:26:21,291 --> 01:26:23,291 ["Deck The Halls" playing] 829 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,541 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 830 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:37,916 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 831 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,125 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 832 01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:42,333 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 833 01:26:42,416 --> 01:26:44,625 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 834 01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:47,208 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 835 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:49,291 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 836 01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:51,750 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 837 01:26:51,833 --> 01:26:53,791 ♪♪ 838 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:56,208 ♪ See the blazing Yule before us ♪ 839 01:26:56,291 --> 01:26:58,458 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 840 01:26:58,541 --> 01:27:00,833 ♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪ 841 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:03,083 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 842 01:27:03,166 --> 01:27:05,250 ♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪ 843 01:27:05,333 --> 01:27:07,958 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 844 01:27:08,041 --> 01:27:10,000 ♪ While I tell of Yuletide treasure ♪ 845 01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:12,666 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 846 01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:14,833 ♪♪ 847 01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,875 ♪ Fast away the old year passes ♪ 848 01:27:16,958 --> 01:27:19,208 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 849 01:27:19,291 --> 01:27:21,458 ♪ Hail the new year, lads and lasses ♪ 850 01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,916 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 851 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,166 ♪ Sing we joyous all together ♪ 852 01:27:26,250 --> 01:27:28,541 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 853 01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:30,708 ♪ Heedless of the wind and weather ♪ 854 01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:33,208 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 855 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:35,291 ♪♪ 856 01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:06,583 ♪♪ 857 01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:40,041 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 858 01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:42,291 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 859 01:28:42,375 --> 01:28:44,708 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 860 01:28:44,791 --> 01:28:47,000 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 861 01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:49,208 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 862 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:51,583 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 863 01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:53,875 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 864 01:28:53,958 --> 01:28:56,250 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 865 01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:58,708 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪ 866 01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:02,041 ♪ Fa la la la la, la la la ♪ 867 01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:07,791 ♪ La ♪♪ 868 01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:09,708 [song ends] 869 01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:11,375 [radio static] 870 01:29:11,458 --> 01:29:13,458 [Mr. New Vegas] And that's it for me, kids. 871 01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:16,791 Stay alive out there. 872 01:29:16,875 --> 01:29:18,625 I'm technically not. 873 01:29:18,708 --> 01:29:22,458 It's Mr. New Vegas signing off. 874 01:29:22,541 --> 01:29:27,666 A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.