WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:28.797 We could just fire him. 2 00:02:10.357 --> 00:02:12.029 He'll need three months' notice. 3 00:02:12.150 --> 00:02:14.823 Stuff and nonsense. Leave it to me. 4 00:02:14.985 --> 00:02:18.819 I'll talk to the chairman and insist on Mr Bean's dismissal. 5 00:02:20.530 --> 00:02:22.600 Back to the agenda. 6 00:02:22.739 --> 00:02:25.207 The Grierson Gallery of California has recently received 7 00:02:25.366 --> 00:02:28.324 a private donation of fifty million dollars 8 00:02:28.492 --> 00:02:31.370 to buy Whistler's portrait of his mother 9 00:02:31.536 --> 00:02:34.096 from the Musee D'Orsay in Paris. 10 00:02:34.246 --> 00:02:37.716 It is simply the most historic purchase 11 00:02:37.914 --> 00:02:40.906 made by an American gallery this century. 12 00:02:44.914 --> 00:02:46.906 It's as simple as this. 13 00:02:46.836 --> 00:02:49.794 The greatest painting ever by an American artist 14 00:02:49.963 --> 00:02:51.840 is returning to America. 15 00:02:51.964 --> 00:02:55.957 From now on, Whistler's Mother lives here in Los Angeles 16 00:02:56.175 --> 00:02:57.733 where she belongs! 17 00:02:57.842 --> 00:02:59.912 When will we actually see her? 18 00:03:00.052 --> 00:03:02.327 The unveiling will be in about two weeks - you're all invited! 19 00:03:04.846 --> 00:03:07.519 They've asked us to send a scholar 20 00:03:07.681 --> 00:03:11.594 of great weight and substance to preside over the ceremony 21 00:03:11.808 --> 00:03:14.925 and stay on for lectures and seminars. 22 00:03:15.102 --> 00:03:16.820 Dr Rosenblum... 23 00:03:16.936 --> 00:03:18.813 Dr Cutler... 24 00:03:18.937 --> 00:03:23.215 You both hold high claim on this great honour. 25 00:03:25.733 --> 00:03:29.043 - The chairman's here, sir. - Excellent. Send him in. 26 00:03:29.235 --> 00:03:32.307 Run and fetch Mr Bean, will you? 27 00:03:32.486 --> 00:03:35.284 - We're about to fire him. - Marvellous. 28 00:03:35.446 --> 00:03:39.803 Mr Bean is the worst employee in the gallery's history. 29 00:04:21.430 --> 00:04:23.068 Good afternoon, sir. 30 00:04:25.557 --> 00:04:27.036 Sit down. 31 00:04:28.601 --> 00:04:31.035 Before moving on to the major business, 32 00:04:31.186 --> 00:04:34.178 I'd like to broach the question of Mr Bean. 33 00:04:34.354 --> 00:04:37.107 Mr Bean has worked for us for many years. 34 00:04:37.272 --> 00:04:38.785 And will for many more. 35 00:04:38.898 --> 00:04:42.493 I employed this splendid young man 36 00:04:42.692 --> 00:04:44.808 when I did YOUR job, Charles, 37 00:04:44.943 --> 00:04:47.741 and I'll resign if you go near him. 38 00:05:48.103 --> 00:05:49.855 He's a fine young fellow. 39 00:05:49.979 --> 00:05:52.254 Absolutely. Quite right. 40 00:05:54.524 --> 00:05:56.321 Moving on... um... 41 00:05:57.567 --> 00:05:59.523 The Grierson Gallery of California 42 00:05:59.651 --> 00:06:02.609 needs a representative of our great gallery. 43 00:06:02.778 --> 00:06:06.612 They are looking for a scholar of the very highest standing. 44 00:06:06.822 --> 00:06:10.656 I have therefore decided to recommend for the post... 45 00:06:10.866 --> 00:06:15.178 and the three months' sabbatical that goes with it... 46 00:06:15.410 --> 00:06:17.207 that splendid employee - 47 00:06:18.328 --> 00:06:19.477 Mr Bean! 48 00:06:21.705 --> 00:06:22.933 Yes! 49 00:06:24.290 --> 00:06:25.962 - All in favour? - YES! YES! 50 00:06:26.083 --> 00:06:27.562 Excellent! Carried. 51 00:06:30.792 --> 00:06:32.783 Our loss is America's gain. 52 00:06:33.630 --> 00:06:39.259 David, the Royal National Gallery wants a guy called Bean 53 00:06:39.465 --> 00:06:41.456 to represent them. 54 00:06:41.591 --> 00:06:44.344 Can't say I've heard of him. 55 00:06:44.510 --> 00:06:47.229 The letter's signed by Rosenblum and Cutler. 56 00:06:47.386 --> 00:06:48.785 That's impressive. 57 00:06:48.887 --> 00:06:51.845 They say "he's a man whose incontrovertible genius 58 00:06:53.598 --> 00:06:55.190 Rosenblum and Cutler said that? 59 00:06:55.307 --> 00:06:58.219 You asked for England's top man. I delivered him. 60 00:06:58.392 --> 00:06:59.984 It sounds like it. 61 00:07:01.227 --> 00:07:03.104 However, before we confirm, 62 00:07:03.228 --> 00:07:06.186 Bernice feels we'd get more media attention 63 00:07:06.355 --> 00:07:09.074 with someone from the entertainment industry. 64 00:07:09.232 --> 00:07:11.746 I believe we could get... 65 00:07:11.900 --> 00:07:13.174 Jon Bon Jovi. 66 00:07:14.151 --> 00:07:15.664 Jon Bon Jovi? 67 00:07:15.819 --> 00:07:18.731 - To unveil Whistler's Mother? - Yes. 68 00:07:20.905 --> 00:07:23.373 I have nothing against Jon Bon Jovi. 69 00:07:23.531 --> 00:07:26.364 He's had two great hairstyles in ten years, 70 00:07:26.533 --> 00:07:29.252 an achievement not to be sniffed at. 71 00:07:29.410 --> 00:07:32.766 But, so far as I know, Mr Jovi knows nothing 72 00:07:32.953 --> 00:07:34.466 about 19th-Century Impressionism. 73 00:07:34.579 --> 00:07:36.535 It isn't mentioned in his songs. 74 00:07:36.664 --> 00:07:39.781 - But David... - This is not a rock video. 75 00:07:39.957 --> 00:07:43.074 This is a great and serious work of art, 76 00:07:43.251 --> 00:07:46.288 and Dr Bean will give the occasion depth and dignity. 77 00:07:47.587 --> 00:07:50.339 You're right. We go with Bean. 78 00:07:50.463 --> 00:07:55.253 - But, George... - No, David's our curator. 79 00:07:55.507 --> 00:07:57.896 It's his decision, his responsibility, 80 00:07:58.051 --> 00:08:00.440 ultimately, his neck. 81 00:08:02.595 --> 00:08:06.508 - Where will he stay? - I have an interesting idea. 82 00:08:06.722 --> 00:08:09.873 Here? In our house? 83 00:08:10.057 --> 00:08:11.695 For two months? 84 00:08:11.808 --> 00:08:16.279 Oh-ho, David ... suddenly there's no hotels in LA? 85 00:08:16.519 --> 00:08:18.635 No need to get excited. 86 00:08:18.770 --> 00:08:21.568 This is the Royal National Gallery's top man. 87 00:08:21.730 --> 00:08:23.880 I thought it'd be exciting 88 00:08:24.023 --> 00:08:26.537 to have him around to learn from, talk to... 89 00:08:26.691 --> 00:08:29.569 What do we know about him? 90 00:08:29.735 --> 00:08:32.203 They'd mention if he was a serial killer 91 00:08:32.361 --> 00:08:34.750 Are you feeling lucky, punk? 92 00:08:36.363 --> 00:08:40.515 - David, over my dead body! - Ali... 93 00:08:40.741 --> 00:08:44.495 I'd like to put it on the table right now! 94 00:08:44.701 --> 00:08:46.817 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 95 00:08:46.953 --> 00:08:49.387 It'll be great for the kids. 96 00:08:49.537 --> 00:08:52.051 You're kidding! 97 00:08:52.206 --> 00:08:53.685 It's gonna be great! 98 00:08:53.790 --> 00:08:56.304 Let's say there is a chart 99 00:08:56.458 --> 00:08:59.450 of the most intelligent people you've ever met. 100 00:08:59.626 --> 00:09:01.139 Number one is Dr Bean. 101 00:09:01.252 --> 00:09:04.528 Kevin, sometimes you ask me questions I can't answer. 102 00:09:04.713 --> 00:09:06.465 Like, "What's an IUD?" 103 00:09:06.589 --> 00:09:09.820 More like, "What's the meaning of life?" 104 00:09:10.007 --> 00:09:13.044 - I never asked you that. - That doesn't matter! 105 00:09:13.217 --> 00:09:17.210 What I'm saying is, Dr Bean is a remarkable man. 106 00:09:18.845 --> 00:09:20.642 He could be cute. 107 00:09:23.056 --> 00:09:25.524 The guy's gonna be a creep! 108 00:09:25.683 --> 00:09:27.162 All Englishmen are ugly - 109 00:09:27.267 --> 00:09:30.065 I look at Prince Charles and weep. 110 00:09:30.227 --> 00:09:31.865 So he looks like Meatloaf's butt. 111 00:09:31.978 --> 00:09:34.094 If we get lucky. 112 00:09:34.229 --> 00:09:37.187 Jennifer, nobody is asking you to marry him. 113 00:09:37.356 --> 00:09:40.632 Why have a family conference? Dad's made up his mind. 114 00:09:40.816 --> 00:09:41.851 Perceptive child. 115 00:09:41.942 --> 00:09:43.261 What's wrong with Meatloaf's butt? 116 00:09:43.359 --> 00:09:45.111 C'mon, it'll be great. 117 00:09:45.235 --> 00:09:48.466 Dr Bean is a genius of the highest order. 118 00:09:49.154 --> 00:09:51.748 Good evening. 119 00:09:51.905 --> 00:09:55.341 No, sir. You're in First Class. 120 00:09:55.532 --> 00:09:57.011 Good evening. 121 00:10:09.248 --> 00:10:12.206 Good evening, sir. May I take your coat? 122 00:10:51.980 --> 00:10:56.337 - Simple poster. Nice and big. - A bargain at $9.99. 123 00:10:56.566 --> 00:10:58.158 - Spencer? - Yes, sir. 124 00:10:59.651 --> 00:11:02.004 Bath towel. 125 00:11:03.861 --> 00:11:04.453 Pushing your luck a little. 126 00:11:05.571 --> 00:11:06.527 It'll sell. 127 00:11:12.242 --> 00:11:13.675 It's Whistler's Sister. 128 00:11:13.784 --> 00:11:14.899 You are kidding. 129 00:11:14.993 --> 00:11:19.066 No, sir. We have a range for every member of the family. 130 00:11:19.287 --> 00:11:20.881 Whistler's Mother's cookies. 131 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:25.995 Whistler's Father's beer mug. 132 00:11:26.123 --> 00:11:27.717 Here's one for the younger brother range. 133 00:11:28.875 --> 00:11:30.628 Whistler's whistle. You blow up her ass. 134 00:11:31.793 --> 00:11:32.590 Here, try. 135 00:11:38.006 --> 00:11:39.837 I don't feel well. 136 00:12:02.895 --> 00:12:05.363 I think I'm gonna be sick. 137 00:12:33.704 --> 00:12:38.016 I think we're looking for a Brad Pitt look-alike. 138 00:13:19.813 --> 00:13:21.405 Police! 139 00:13:21.689 --> 00:13:23.759 Move on him now! 140 00:13:25.191 --> 00:13:27.386 Watch it! Out of the way! 141 00:13:27.525 --> 00:13:31.518 A 415, man with a gun heading into Terminal Two! 142 00:13:31.736 --> 00:13:33.966 Get some people here! 143 00:13:34.112 --> 00:13:36.467 Police coming through! 144 00:13:39.782 --> 00:13:41.693 Lady, watch it! 145 00:13:41.950 --> 00:13:43.827 There he is! 146 00:13:47.453 --> 00:13:50.126 Everyone on the floor! Now! 147 00:13:50.997 --> 00:13:54.467 - Not you, sweetie. - Oh, right. 148 00:13:58.709 --> 00:14:01.098 Carefully take out your weapon, 149 00:14:01.252 --> 00:14:03.925 holding the butt with two fingers. 150 00:14:04.087 --> 00:14:09.241 Slowly place it on the floor and take three steps back. 151 00:14:32.228 --> 00:14:35.584 - What is this? - I don't know. Weird. 152 00:14:58.576 --> 00:15:00.294 Mr Bean, 153 00:15:00.410 --> 00:15:02.480 are you on any medication? 154 00:15:02.620 --> 00:15:05.180 Not that I know of. 155 00:15:05.329 --> 00:15:08.526 Well, you could certainly use some. 156 00:15:23.530 --> 00:15:25.282 So, Doctor... 157 00:15:25.907 --> 00:15:27.625 Bean. 158 00:15:27.866 --> 00:15:29.265 Yes, OK, Dr Bean. 159 00:15:29.367 --> 00:15:31.927 Well, you... you made it. 160 00:15:34.536 --> 00:15:36.811 - Nice flight? - Hm-mmh-ghhh... 161 00:15:43.333 --> 00:15:45.210 This is Kevin. 162 00:15:45.334 --> 00:15:50.010 This is Jennifer. She's very excited about meeting you. 163 00:15:50.253 --> 00:15:52.209 My wife, Alison. 164 00:15:55.965 --> 00:15:59.640 David, could I have the tiniest talk with you? 165 00:15:59.842 --> 00:16:01.514 All right. We just... 166 00:16:06.054 --> 00:16:09.569 I appreciate he seems a little eccentric. 167 00:16:09.764 --> 00:16:13.279 There are Martians exiled from Mars for looking weird 168 00:16:13.475 --> 00:16:15.989 who look less weird than him. 169 00:16:16.143 --> 00:16:18.657 - He has an original quality. - He goes. 170 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:32.759 Wow! That was amazing! 171 00:16:32.860 --> 00:16:34.657 Can you do this? 172 00:16:39.989 --> 00:16:42.184 No, but I can do this. 173 00:16:45.451 --> 00:16:48.602 - How do you do that? - Magic. 174 00:16:49.119 --> 00:16:51.155 - You'll tell him? - Yes. 175 00:16:51.287 --> 00:16:53.721 - Today? - Today seems a good day. 176 00:17:17.719 --> 00:17:19.789 Well, sir. An unorthodox start. 177 00:17:19.928 --> 00:17:24.365 I guess I never expected things with a man of your calibre 178 00:17:24.597 --> 00:17:26.394 to be normal. 179 00:17:28.016 --> 00:17:30.007 I've never read your writings. 180 00:17:30.142 --> 00:17:33.817 What exactly is your position at the gallery? 181 00:17:35.854 --> 00:17:41.212 I sit in the corner and look at the paintings. 182 00:17:41.482 --> 00:17:44.280 That is brilliant! 183 00:17:44.442 --> 00:17:47.673 If only more scholars would do that - 184 00:17:47.860 --> 00:17:51.409 just sit and look, not lecture, write and argue - 185 00:17:51.612 --> 00:17:55.605 just sit and look at the paintings. Brilliant! 186 00:18:03.411 --> 00:18:06.005 - Morning, Elmer. - Good morning, sir. 187 00:18:06.204 --> 00:18:08.354 - Dr Bean. - Oh. 188 00:18:08.538 --> 00:18:11.257 If you'd like to sign in, sir. 189 00:18:15.584 --> 00:18:18.052 Thank you. Welcome to the Grierson. 190 00:18:24.839 --> 00:18:26.830 Welcome to my world. 191 00:18:31.343 --> 00:18:34.574 We're expected in Grierson's office at 9am. 192 00:18:34.761 --> 00:18:37.229 He doesn't like to be kept waiting, so... 193 00:18:37.388 --> 00:18:40.061 - Do you mind...? - Absolutely, you bet. 194 00:20:35.328 --> 00:20:38.923 Doctor, we should go. We're very late. 195 00:20:56.590 --> 00:21:01.459 Oh, we... Doctor, if you're ready. 196 00:21:08.513 --> 00:21:10.583 Ah, David, finally. > 197 00:21:13.391 --> 00:21:15.780 Our professor from across the sea. 198 00:21:15.934 --> 00:21:19.165 - George Grierson, Dr Bean. - I'm delighted, Doctor. 199 00:21:19.353 --> 00:21:22.311 - Actually, I'm not... - A photo, sir? 200 00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:24.391 We expect a great deal of you, Doctor. 201 00:21:29.734 --> 00:21:31.804 Bernice is in charge of PR. 202 00:21:31.943 --> 00:21:33.661 An absolute honour, Doctor. 203 00:21:33.777 --> 00:21:36.849 Walter Huntley, our merchandise manager. 204 00:21:37.029 --> 00:21:39.099 Nice to meet you. 205 00:21:39.239 --> 00:21:42.037 Take a seat, Doctor. 206 00:21:42.199 --> 00:21:46.989 Let me take that. This is very out-of-date. 207 00:21:49.953 --> 00:21:53.548 Before we settle in, feast your eyes on these. 208 00:22:05.003 --> 00:22:07.278 I'll be honest with you, Bean. 209 00:22:07.421 --> 00:22:10.174 - I like this. - It's beautiful, sir. 210 00:22:13.174 --> 00:22:15.449 - Over here. - OK. 211 00:22:25.723 --> 00:22:28.476 Yeah, it's a lovely green there. 212 00:22:30.059 --> 00:22:31.970 Good, down to business. 213 00:22:32.102 --> 00:22:36.414 I've asked Bernice to run through the order of events. 214 00:22:36.646 --> 00:22:38.762 Dr Bean, would you join us? 215 00:22:40.106 --> 00:22:42.495 Uh, no, no, I'll just, uh... 216 00:22:43.733 --> 00:22:45.485 < Oh, very well. 217 00:22:45.734 --> 00:22:47.133 Bernice. 218 00:22:47.694 --> 00:22:50.208 Anything pertaining to media requirements 219 00:22:50.362 --> 00:22:53.035 has an asterisk. 220 00:22:53.197 --> 00:22:56.906 i. e., glossy stills required by some favoured weeklies, 221 00:22:57.115 --> 00:22:59.310 that sort of thing. 222 00:22:59.742 --> 00:23:02.893 The big day unfolds as follows: 223 00:23:03.077 --> 00:23:06.990 our benefactor General Newton arrives at 10am, 224 00:23:07.204 --> 00:23:11.277 then at 10.30 will be the unveiling 225 00:23:11.498 --> 00:23:12.977 in front of all media. 226 00:23:13.083 --> 00:23:16.678 I assume all this merchandising will be available? 227 00:23:16.876 --> 00:23:20.425 Absolutely. From fridge magnets to frisbees, we'll be ready. 228 00:23:20.628 --> 00:23:23.188 It will probably be about 11am 229 00:23:23.338 --> 00:23:25.806 when the stage is set for Dr Bean. 230 00:23:26.006 --> 00:23:28.964 Yes, right, we really... 231 00:23:29.133 --> 00:23:32.364 We should bring in the Doctor here. 232 00:23:40.348 --> 00:23:42.145 Uh, Dr Bean? 233 00:23:54.481 --> 00:23:57.712 Doctor, we've inspected the schedule, and... 234 00:23:57.899 --> 00:24:01.938 if you would just look at yours over there. 235 00:24:02.152 --> 00:24:04.461 The General arrives at 10am 236 00:24:04.611 --> 00:24:07.250 and unveils the picture at 10.30. 237 00:24:07.404 --> 00:24:11.113 About eleven o'clock should be your speech. 238 00:24:12.782 --> 00:24:16.138 I think twenty minutes should be long enough. 239 00:24:16.326 --> 00:24:18.794 - Bernice? - Absolutely. 240 00:24:18.953 --> 00:24:20.944 You could fill hours, Doctor, 241 00:24:21.079 --> 00:24:24.116 but it would be best to keep it light. 242 00:24:24.289 --> 00:24:27.679 Maybe some anecdotes about the painting of the picture, 243 00:24:27.874 --> 00:24:31.310 and why it is considered America's greatest painting. 244 00:24:31.501 --> 00:24:36.939 Is that going to be enough, Doctor, 20 minutes? 245 00:24:41.590 --> 00:24:45.378 If you'll excuse me, I have lunch with the Mayor. 246 00:24:45.592 --> 00:24:47.867 Not what I like, but duty calls. 247 00:24:48.010 --> 00:24:50.399 Doctor, good to meet you. 248 00:24:50.553 --> 00:24:52.828 It's a complex experience. 249 00:24:53.553 --> 00:24:54.828 Enjoy your stay with David. 250 00:24:55.431 --> 00:24:57.945 They're simple people, but warm. 251 00:24:58.099 --> 00:25:00.533 David, may I have a private word? 252 00:25:00.684 --> 00:25:04.677 OK. Wait for me at the new acquisitions. 253 00:25:04.895 --> 00:25:06.806 I'll join you shortly. 254 00:25:13.149 --> 00:25:15.344 He's a genius, right? 255 00:25:15.484 --> 00:25:18.794 - Yeah, he's eccentric, but... - Yes! 256 00:25:22.446 --> 00:25:24.835 The unveiling of Whistler's Mother 257 00:25:24.989 --> 00:25:29.028 is the most important thing to happen at this gallery. 258 00:25:29.242 --> 00:25:32.075 And Dr Bean was your choice. 259 00:25:32.243 --> 00:25:36.873 Yes, I understand that. Thank you, sir. 260 00:25:52.713 --> 00:25:54.863 Dr Bean, when we get home... 261 00:25:56.340 --> 00:25:59.252 I wonder if you would mind 262 00:25:59.425 --> 00:26:01.495 giving me a moment with my wife? 263 00:26:01.635 --> 00:26:04.354 There's something we need to work out. 264 00:26:04.511 --> 00:26:05.944 No problem. 265 00:26:16.268 --> 00:26:19.658 I think just wait in here would be good. 266 00:26:19.853 --> 00:26:21.411 Just ignore that. 267 00:26:21.521 --> 00:26:25.560 Her mother gave it to us. Huge sentimental value. 268 00:26:25.773 --> 00:26:28.048 Just make yourself at home. 269 00:26:28.191 --> 00:26:31.228 I'll be just a couple of minutes with Alison. 270 00:26:37.196 --> 00:26:38.709 Oh, uh, Doctor... 271 00:26:38.822 --> 00:26:41.382 I would actually not do that. 272 00:26:41.532 --> 00:26:42.760 That's a limited edition. 273 00:26:42.866 --> 00:26:45.585 It's delicate, so if you... 274 00:26:45.742 --> 00:26:47.733 Yeah, there would be good. 275 00:26:47.869 --> 00:26:49.621 That's fine. 276 00:26:57.916 --> 00:27:00.305 No Dr Bean? 277 00:27:00.459 --> 00:27:06.056 - Actually, he is still here. - Jennifer, Kevin, Plan B! 278 00:27:06.337 --> 00:27:09.374 Luggage packed? What is Plan B?! 279 00:27:09.547 --> 00:27:13.222 If Dr Bean isn't gone, we go to Grandma's. 280 00:27:13.424 --> 00:27:15.540 Screwed up again, Dad? 281 00:27:15.676 --> 00:27:17.826 There was no time to raise the subject! 282 00:27:17.969 --> 00:27:21.359 - Start the car, sweetie. - Wait a second. Look... 283 00:27:21.554 --> 00:27:24.910 YOU look! I ask very little of you, 284 00:27:25.098 --> 00:27:27.487 but I did ask you to get rid of Dr Bean. 285 00:27:27.641 --> 00:27:31.554 You two can stay here 286 00:27:31.768 --> 00:27:34.441 and come to grips with post-modernism, 287 00:27:34.603 --> 00:27:37.242 but I am taking our kids to Mother's. 288 00:27:37.396 --> 00:27:41.787 Give him one last chance. Just one. 289 00:27:42.024 --> 00:27:43.059 Please. 290 00:27:45.192 --> 00:27:46.784 OK. 291 00:27:47.318 --> 00:27:49.388 - OK. - Thank you. 292 00:27:49.528 --> 00:27:51.041 - All right. - Thanks. 293 00:27:51.154 --> 00:27:53.952 - Once you know him... - Don't. 294 00:27:59.950 --> 00:28:02.544 - Hello, Doctor. - Hello. 295 00:28:05.078 --> 00:28:06.875 That's not for the TV... 296 00:28:22.379 --> 00:28:25.735 Yeah... Well... 297 00:28:25.923 --> 00:28:28.312 There they go. 298 00:28:34.928 --> 00:28:38.921 Well, Doctor, we got the whole weekend together. 299 00:28:39.139 --> 00:28:43.337 Yeah, get to know each other, and, uh... 300 00:28:45.100 --> 00:28:48.410 I was thinking tomorrow we might really do LA. 301 00:28:48.602 --> 00:28:51.560 There's the Gallery of American Indian Art, 302 00:28:51.729 --> 00:28:53.685 the California State Gallery... 303 00:28:53.814 --> 00:28:58.410 The Rabowitz is THE place for Abstract Expressionism. 304 00:28:58.650 --> 00:29:01.403 Sound good to you? 305 00:29:04.444 --> 00:29:06.560 You have something else in mind? 306 00:30:14.275 --> 00:30:17.312 Incredible. You set? 307 00:30:25.531 --> 00:30:27.647 Would you get another ticket? 308 00:30:27.782 --> 00:30:30.854 Could be more fun the second time around. 309 00:30:48.335 --> 00:30:49.927 OK. 310 00:30:53.547 --> 00:30:55.742 Brace yourself! 311 00:31:10.306 --> 00:31:12.820 Help me! 312 00:32:22.846 --> 00:32:25.280 He's a genius, huh? 313 00:32:25.431 --> 00:32:27.422 So they tell me. 314 00:32:34.311 --> 00:32:38.020 Well, he looks like a fruitcake to me. 315 00:32:41.023 --> 00:32:44.140 You'll take responsibility for his actions? 316 00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:50.355 You're a braver man than me, 317 00:32:50.487 --> 00:32:54.162 and I take on gangs armed with AK-47 s. 318 00:32:55.323 --> 00:32:57.279 Get him out of here. 319 00:32:57.407 --> 00:33:00.285 I would love to kick his butt. 320 00:33:01.409 --> 00:33:03.525 And the next time, I will. 321 00:33:07.830 --> 00:33:12.699 Doctor, there is something we have to talk about. 322 00:33:14.717 --> 00:33:18.232 I don't quite know how to put this. > 323 00:33:18.428 --> 00:33:20.225 What concerns me... 324 00:33:21.555 --> 00:33:24.513 Whoever that is, I'll get rid of them. 325 00:33:25.807 --> 00:33:30.358 - There he is! - David, sorry we're late. 326 00:33:33.520 --> 00:33:37.957 Traffic - terrible. It gets worse and worse. 327 00:33:38.356 --> 00:33:40.472 It's beautiful - the green! 328 00:33:40.607 --> 00:33:42.802 - .. nobody in control. - The yellow! 329 00:33:42.941 --> 00:33:45.819 .. He doesn't have to drive! 330 00:33:45.985 --> 00:33:47.816 Where is Alison? 331 00:33:47.944 --> 00:33:51.016 I've got bad news and good news. 332 00:33:51.196 --> 00:33:55.155 The bad news is that Alison is visiting her mom, 333 00:33:55.365 --> 00:33:57.401 who is... not well. 334 00:33:57.533 --> 00:34:00.366 - That's too bad. - The poor thing. 335 00:34:00.535 --> 00:34:04.050 The good news is, Dr Bean and I are cooking. 336 00:34:04.245 --> 00:34:07.715 - That's good news? - Of course it is. 337 00:34:09.790 --> 00:34:12.350 All the greatest chefs are men. 338 00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:15.014 What's on the menu, maestro? 339 00:34:15.334 --> 00:34:17.404 How could I forget?! 340 00:34:18.336 --> 00:34:21.009 What the hell will we eat? 341 00:34:22.213 --> 00:34:25.091 They expect something more formal. 342 00:34:29.175 --> 00:34:31.166 An onion? On its own? 343 00:34:34.137 --> 00:34:37.334 That's for Thanksgiving. Alison would kill me. 344 00:34:37.513 --> 00:34:39.663 There must be something else. 345 00:34:41.391 --> 00:34:43.541 Have you cooked one before? 346 00:34:43.683 --> 00:34:45.719 Oh, yes. 347 00:34:46.310 --> 00:34:48.301 But it'd take five hours! 348 00:34:49.562 --> 00:34:51.837 Not necessarily. 349 00:35:01.402 --> 00:35:05.281 - What do you think, 20 minutes? - How do I know? 350 00:35:06.946 --> 00:35:08.937 You sure this will work? 351 00:35:09.073 --> 00:35:12.622 OK, put on some vegetables and say hello. 352 00:35:19.663 --> 00:35:25.181 Maestro, my tastebuds are tingling with anticipation. 353 00:35:32.545 --> 00:35:34.024 No, thanks. 354 00:35:36.464 --> 00:35:38.500 We'll skip the appetiser. 355 00:35:39.507 --> 00:35:43.420 So, Bean. Big day Tuesday. 356 00:35:43.635 --> 00:35:45.830 Your big day, my big day. 357 00:35:45.969 --> 00:35:48.358 I have a question for you. 358 00:35:56.308 --> 00:35:58.060 He's attentive to detail. 359 00:35:58.184 --> 00:36:01.256 Everything must be... just so. 360 00:36:20.447 --> 00:36:23.996 Bean, I think we need to be honest with each other. 361 00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:27.157 I cannot deny that over the last days 362 00:36:27.325 --> 00:36:32.035 some suspicions have begun to gather in my mind. 363 00:36:32.287 --> 00:36:35.120 I would like to ask some questions. 364 00:36:38.207 --> 00:36:42.564 Number one: are you a doctor? 365 00:36:49.213 --> 00:36:50.532 No. 366 00:36:53.507 --> 00:36:55.065 Number two. 367 00:36:57.175 --> 00:36:59.530 Do you know anything about art? 368 00:37:01.761 --> 00:37:05.151 Um... well... 369 00:37:07.139 --> 00:37:09.016 Just, for instance... 370 00:37:10.683 --> 00:37:15.438 Was Leonardo da Vinci an American basketball player? 371 00:37:27.109 --> 00:37:28.428 Yes. 372 00:37:41.492 --> 00:37:43.960 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Dad. 373 00:37:44.118 --> 00:37:45.267 Hello, Doctor. 374 00:37:45.369 --> 00:37:47.724 - Bye, Dad. - Bye, Dad. 375 00:38:55.741 --> 00:38:59.700 Hallo-o... Uh, Mr Grierson, yes. 376 00:38:59.910 --> 00:39:01.946 He's in the shower with me. 377 00:39:02.078 --> 00:39:04.353 Give it to me! 378 00:39:04.496 --> 00:39:06.691 Hello, Mr Grierson. 379 00:39:07.706 --> 00:39:09.901 No, no, you misunderstood. 380 00:39:10.166 --> 00:39:12.999 What time? She is? 381 00:39:13.168 --> 00:39:15.238 Thank you for calling me. 382 00:39:15.377 --> 00:39:18.289 - OK. Goodbye. - Bye. 383 00:39:24.674 --> 00:39:28.792 Whistler's Mother has actually arrived in America. 384 00:39:29.010 --> 00:39:30.841 Listen, I beg you, 385 00:39:30.969 --> 00:39:34.484 as a man whose entire career depends on you, 386 00:39:34.680 --> 00:39:36.671 behave rationally today. 387 00:40:10.324 --> 00:40:12.360 What do you think? 388 00:40:14.910 --> 00:40:17.549 Nice frame. 389 00:40:17.703 --> 00:40:19.455 Magnificent. 390 00:40:20.580 --> 00:40:25.017 David, well done. Worth every bright green buck. 391 00:40:25.249 --> 00:40:27.809 She's something else, isn't she? 392 00:40:29.502 --> 00:40:31.652 Enjoy her while you can. 393 00:40:31.795 --> 00:40:34.070 Soon we'll lock her away 394 00:40:34.213 --> 00:40:37.967 until the guy who paid $50 million for her turns up. 395 00:40:38.173 --> 00:40:40.926 - Elmer, a security meeting? - Right, sir. 396 00:40:41.091 --> 00:40:44.208 This is your key to the encasement system. 397 00:40:44.385 --> 00:40:47.695 There are only two - I have the other one. 398 00:40:47.887 --> 00:40:51.323 If it turns up missing, I'll know where to go. 399 00:40:51.514 --> 00:40:54.745 If you could all join me at the security console. 400 00:40:54.932 --> 00:40:57.400 Doctor, why don't you stay here? 401 00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.790 Maybe the real thing will inspire your speech. 402 00:41:02.812 --> 00:41:06.009 Don't leave this room till I get back. 403 00:41:22.489 --> 00:41:26.198 This chart maps all the security alarms. 404 00:41:26.408 --> 00:41:29.559 The operation has a code name: 405 00:41:29.743 --> 00:41:32.052 "Operation Whistler's Mother". 406 00:41:32.203 --> 00:41:35.559 Not a snazzy title, but I think it works. 407 00:42:51.914 --> 00:42:53.745 Fear not, gentlemen. 408 00:42:53.873 --> 00:42:58.389 Nothing'll touch that painting, short of an earthquake. 409 00:43:22.473 --> 00:43:24.384 Oooh! 410 00:44:22.381 --> 00:44:24.656 We've gotta protect the painting 411 00:44:24.799 --> 00:44:29.953 without getting in the good doctor's way. 412 00:46:37.373 --> 00:46:40.251 Seems to be a problem with the... 413 00:46:44.085 --> 00:46:45.438 door. 414 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.835 Where's the picture gone? 415 00:47:09.390 --> 00:47:10.903 What, what, what? 416 00:47:22.356 --> 00:47:24.506 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! 417 00:47:24.649 --> 00:47:27.083 Jesus, God! Oh, Mary! 418 00:47:34.238 --> 00:47:37.196 Why am I worrying? You did it! 419 00:47:37.364 --> 00:47:40.879 All I have to do is tell them what happened! 420 00:47:41.075 --> 00:47:44.988 Then they'll say, "Who left him alone with the picture?" 421 00:47:45.202 --> 00:47:48.433 I say, "ME"! And they say, "You're fired. " 422 00:47:48.621 --> 00:47:50.259 I say, "Fine. " 423 00:47:50.371 --> 00:47:53.727 They say, "Prosecute him for negligence. " 424 00:47:53.915 --> 00:47:57.794 My wife leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute. 425 00:47:58.001 --> 00:48:01.232 I wind up on Death Row with Butch McDick! 426 00:48:01.419 --> 00:48:03.410 I gotta calm down. 427 00:48:03.545 --> 00:48:06.901 OK, give me one more look at the painting. 428 00:48:09.799 --> 00:48:12.472 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! 429 00:48:12.717 --> 00:48:16.312 .. rendering the underground ventilation ducts secure. 430 00:48:16.511 --> 00:48:19.025 - That's good to know. - Thank you, sir. 431 00:48:41.692 --> 00:48:43.922 Hey, do you drink, Bean? 432 00:48:44.068 --> 00:48:46.866 - No. - Good. Neither do I. 433 00:49:04.496 --> 00:49:05.849 Bean... 434 00:49:19.379 --> 00:49:21.210 Carry on. 435 00:49:24.215 --> 00:49:28.208 Do you want to know the reality of the situation? 436 00:49:29.802 --> 00:49:35.593 Because you moved into my house, my wife has moved out. 437 00:49:35.888 --> 00:49:37.799 Yes, she did. 438 00:49:37.931 --> 00:49:40.604 She might have moved out anyway, but... 439 00:49:40.766 --> 00:49:43.155 That is point one. Point two... 440 00:49:45.185 --> 00:49:47.745 I've given my LIFE to art. 441 00:49:47.895 --> 00:49:52.844 From here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near 442 00:49:53.106 --> 00:49:55.904 are pictures I draw on the pavement, 443 00:49:56.066 --> 00:49:59.695 hoping passers-by will throw nickels in my hat. 444 00:50:00.027 --> 00:50:02.700 The long and the short of it... 445 00:50:03.529 --> 00:50:05.520 I wish I'd never been born. 446 00:50:20.830 --> 00:50:21.945 Yesterday, 447 00:50:23.290 --> 00:50:28.318 All my troubles seemed so far away, 448 00:50:31.336 --> 00:50:36.490 Now it looks as though they're here to stay. 449 00:50:36.756 --> 00:50:39.065 Oh, I believe 450 00:50:39.215 --> 00:50:42.890 In yesterday. 451 00:50:43.343 --> 00:50:45.299 Suddenly, 452 00:50:45.427 --> 00:50:49.739 I'm not half the man I used to be. 453 00:50:49.971 --> 00:50:55.603 There's a shadow hanging over me 454 00:50:55.891 --> 00:50:58.644 I believe 455 00:51:01.353 --> 00:51:02.672 In yesterday. 456 00:51:02.770 --> 00:51:04.488 Suddenly, 457 00:51:09.816 --> 00:51:13.855 Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream 458 00:51:14.068 --> 00:51:18.539 If you see a crocodile, Don't forget to scream. 459 00:51:22.448 --> 00:51:28.125 Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. 460 00:51:28.409 --> 00:51:32.766 If you see a crocodile, Don't forget to screa... 461 00:51:36.122 --> 00:51:38.352 I can explain everything. 462 00:51:38.498 --> 00:51:40.648 < OK, explain everything. 463 00:51:43.042 --> 00:51:44.634 It's inexplicable. 464 00:51:44.752 --> 00:51:46.982 - Ali, listen... - No, David. 465 00:51:47.128 --> 00:51:50.837 The reason I came home was because I missed you. 466 00:51:51.047 --> 00:51:53.766 And also because I live here, 467 00:51:53.923 --> 00:51:55.959 and they live here. 468 00:51:56.091 --> 00:51:58.525 But we've been waiting for five hours! 469 00:51:58.676 --> 00:52:03.466 And we get a drunk and his friend from the Planet Zog! 470 00:52:03.721 --> 00:52:06.519 I know it seems like this horrible... 471 00:52:06.681 --> 00:52:08.273 situation... 472 00:52:08.390 --> 00:52:13.145 but if you could just hear my full horrific tale. 473 00:52:13.393 --> 00:52:18.023 David, I think I'm gonna have to leave you. 474 00:52:19.521 --> 00:52:21.113 You are? 475 00:52:24.774 --> 00:52:28.733 Well, then things really have gotten bad. 476 00:52:55.249 --> 00:52:57.399 < Hi, Beanie. 477 00:53:01.127 --> 00:53:04.358 - Can't sleep? - No. 478 00:53:06.505 --> 00:53:10.862 Me neither. Can't stop thinking about naked women. 479 00:53:12.509 --> 00:53:16.218 - How about you? - Whistler's Mother. 480 00:53:16.553 --> 00:53:18.703 Whatever turns you on. 481 00:53:25.641 --> 00:53:27.791 Catch you around, Moon Man. 482 00:53:29.226 --> 00:53:32.616 If you still can't sleep, come to my room. 483 00:53:32.812 --> 00:53:36.088 I've some great posters of Cindy Crawford. 484 00:56:10.441 --> 00:56:11.510 Come on! 485 00:56:39.374 --> 00:56:42.252 Ohhh! Arghhh! God damn it! 486 00:58:43.234 --> 00:58:46.909 Oh, my God! Oh, my GOD! 487 00:58:54.324 --> 00:58:57.202 Jennifer! No, no, no, no. 488 00:58:57.492 --> 00:58:59.926 You're not getting on that bike. 489 00:59:00.077 --> 00:59:02.147 Good morning, everyone. 490 00:59:05.080 --> 00:59:08.152 No one's allowed on those death traps. You promised. 491 00:59:08.331 --> 00:59:10.891 You promised to get rid of Dr Freako! 492 00:59:27.675 --> 00:59:31.634 Don't talk to me! I'm thinking about what to do. 493 00:59:35.555 --> 00:59:37.307 - Well... - Quiet! 494 00:59:52.272 --> 00:59:54.308 There they are. 495 01:00:10.366 --> 01:00:12.436 < What a pleasure, sir. 496 01:00:12.575 --> 01:00:14.452 Welcome to our humble abode. 497 01:00:14.576 --> 01:00:17.329 Not too humble, I hope. I'm expecting lunch. 498 01:00:17.495 --> 01:00:19.451 - This way. - After you, sir. 499 01:00:25.082 --> 01:00:27.118 Glad you made it 500 01:00:28.751 --> 01:00:31.902 Where the hell have you been? 501 01:00:32.086 --> 01:00:34.554 - Sorry, trouble at home. - Never mind. Come along. 502 01:00:34.713 --> 01:00:37.227 I'd like you to meet our curator. 503 01:00:37.381 --> 01:00:39.178 - Delighted... - Of course you are. 504 01:00:39.299 --> 01:00:40.698 Through here, sir. 505 01:00:53.181 --> 01:00:56.730 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a great moment for America, 506 01:00:56.933 --> 01:01:00.721 and for one very special lady - Whistler's Mother. 507 01:01:04.813 --> 01:01:06.644 She's here today 508 01:01:06.772 --> 01:01:09.491 thanks to our great benefactor. 509 01:01:09.649 --> 01:01:12.368 Will you join me in saluting a soldier, 510 01:01:12.525 --> 01:01:15.881 philanthropist, loving father... 511 01:01:17.403 --> 01:01:21.157 .. and extremely generous patron of the arts, General Newton. 512 01:01:24.324 --> 01:01:26.155 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 513 01:01:26.283 --> 01:01:29.241 I am not a traditional art lover. 514 01:01:29.410 --> 01:01:32.800 I can't distinguish between a Picasso and a car crash. 515 01:01:33.162 --> 01:01:36.552 But I can't stand the idea 516 01:01:36.747 --> 01:01:39.739 of Frenchies owning America's greatest painting. 517 01:01:39.916 --> 01:01:42.032 Let's get on with it. 518 01:01:50.171 --> 01:01:52.241 Welcome home, Ma. 519 01:02:22.314 --> 01:02:26.102 Whatever you did, you're a genius, and I love you. 520 01:02:26.316 --> 01:02:29.911 - It's a poster. - It's a what? 521 01:02:30.110 --> 01:02:33.182 - David, it's time. - Time for what? 522 01:02:33.362 --> 01:02:35.512 - The speech. - What speech? 523 01:02:35.655 --> 01:02:37.725 Dr Bean's speech. 524 01:02:37.864 --> 01:02:39.661 Of course, the speech. 525 01:02:42.659 --> 01:02:44.934 Doctor, keep it below an hour. 526 01:02:45.077 --> 01:02:47.511 A joke in it would be nice. 527 01:02:47.661 --> 01:02:51.813 "Good Morning, America" couldn't give a monkey about "isms". 528 01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:54.030 You know what I mean. 529 01:02:58.209 --> 01:03:01.997 - It needn't be long. Just... - Dr Bean, we're ready. 530 01:03:02.211 --> 01:03:04.247 Just, just, just... 531 01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:08.838 For the second highlight of our day, 532 01:03:09.007 --> 01:03:13.125 Dr Bean, English art scholar, will speak for a few minutes - 533 01:03:13.342 --> 01:03:16.812 not too long! - about our new purchase. 534 01:03:17.011 --> 01:03:18.603 Ladies and gentlemen, 535 01:03:18.720 --> 01:03:21.393 Dr Bean of the National Gallery of England. 536 01:03:21.555 --> 01:03:23.625 - Yeah! - Bravo! 537 01:03:37.314 --> 01:03:39.225 Well, hello. 538 01:03:39.357 --> 01:03:43.111 I'm Dr Bean... apparently... 539 01:03:45.860 --> 01:03:52.299 and my job is to sit and look at paintings. 540 01:03:55.032 --> 01:03:57.671 Just him and the painting? 541 01:04:03.495 --> 01:04:05.645 What have I learnt 542 01:04:05.788 --> 01:04:09.861 that I can say about THIS painting? 543 01:04:14.418 --> 01:04:18.650 Well, firstly, it's quite big. 544 01:04:19.087 --> 01:04:21.362 Which is excellent. 545 01:04:23.798 --> 01:04:27.996 Because if it was really small - you know, microscopic - 546 01:04:28.217 --> 01:04:31.812 then hardly anybody would be able to see it, 547 01:04:32.011 --> 01:04:34.320 which would be a tremendous shame. 548 01:04:34.471 --> 01:04:37.031 Um, secondly... 549 01:04:38.890 --> 01:04:41.927 and I'm getting quite near the end now 550 01:04:42.100 --> 01:04:46.457 of this analysis of this painting. 551 01:04:47.686 --> 01:04:50.280 Secondly... 552 01:04:54.440 --> 01:04:57.034 Why was it worth this man here 553 01:04:59.318 --> 01:05:02.788 spending fifty million of your American dollars 554 01:05:02.987 --> 01:05:04.739 on this portrait? 555 01:05:06.614 --> 01:05:08.411 The answer is... 556 01:05:10.574 --> 01:05:14.931 Well, this picture is worth such a lot of money 557 01:05:15.160 --> 01:05:16.673 because... 558 01:05:20.330 --> 01:05:22.719 it's a picture... 559 01:05:23.873 --> 01:05:26.467 of Whistler's MOTHER. 560 01:05:28.709 --> 01:05:34.341 And, as I've learnt by staying with my best friend, 561 01:05:34.629 --> 01:05:37.826 David Langley, and his family, 562 01:05:38.006 --> 01:05:42.158 families are very important. 563 01:05:42.550 --> 01:05:46.225 And even though Mr Whistler 564 01:05:46.427 --> 01:05:48.657 was perfectly aware 565 01:05:48.804 --> 01:05:52.558 that his mother was a hideous old bat 566 01:05:52.764 --> 01:05:56.643 who looked like she had a cactus up her backside... 567 01:05:57.017 --> 01:06:00.327 he stuck with her, 568 01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:05.912 and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. 569 01:06:07.272 --> 01:06:09.661 It's not just a painting. 570 01:06:10.733 --> 01:06:14.362 It's a picture of a mad old cow 571 01:06:14.568 --> 01:06:17.241 who he thought the world of. 572 01:06:18.612 --> 01:06:20.762 And that's marvellous. 573 01:06:22.906 --> 01:06:24.737 That's what I think. 574 01:06:44.460 --> 01:06:46.655 OK, let's seal it up. 575 01:06:59.593 --> 01:07:01.265 Home and dry. 576 01:07:01.386 --> 01:07:03.616 Where did you put the original?. 577 01:07:06.847 --> 01:07:09.042 Mr Langley, may I have a word? 578 01:07:10.141 --> 01:07:12.132 Stay here. Shut up. 579 01:07:12.308 --> 01:07:14.742 - Mr Langley... - I can explain. 580 01:07:14.893 --> 01:07:17.248 - Explain what? - About the painting. 581 01:07:17.395 --> 01:07:20.034 - What painting? - "Whistler's Mother". 582 01:07:20.188 --> 01:07:24.261 I'm here as a police officer, not as an art lover. 583 01:07:24.482 --> 01:07:28.475 Your daughter's been in a motorcycle accident. 584 01:07:55.582 --> 01:07:56.935 < Damn! 585 01:07:57.042 --> 01:07:59.636 Request emergency clearance for 8-0-9 Adam. 586 01:07:59.793 --> 01:08:01.829 - No! - Shut up! 587 01:08:02.253 --> 01:08:06.929 Suspect male, possibly armed. Request back-up. 588 01:08:07.172 --> 01:08:11.484 Keep speeding. If you get a ticket, I'll tear it up. 589 01:08:11.883 --> 01:08:14.556 Easy, fella, hold it! Halt! 590 01:08:15.760 --> 01:08:17.478 Put the gun down. 591 01:08:22.222 --> 01:08:25.817 Jennifer Langley's room. She came in about 11 o'clock. 592 01:08:26.016 --> 01:08:27.847 Motorcycle accident. 593 01:08:47.069 --> 01:08:48.946 Ow! Just... 594 01:08:49.904 --> 01:08:51.303 All right. 595 01:08:55.824 --> 01:09:00.420 I... Please, just stay here and do nothing! 596 01:09:01.077 --> 01:09:03.716 If you do nothing, nothing can go wrong. 597 01:09:06.038 --> 01:09:08.313 I've got to take care of my family. 598 01:09:28.592 --> 01:09:31.982 The nurse says that it's not a coma, 599 01:09:32.178 --> 01:09:36.057 that she's just sorta taking time out. 600 01:09:36.805 --> 01:09:40.400 But we haven't seen a doctor yet, so I don't... 601 01:09:47.019 --> 01:09:50.250 Dr Jacobson, you're needed urgently in OR-3. 602 01:09:50.438 --> 01:09:52.156 I'm due in Number 4. 603 01:09:52.272 --> 01:09:54.945 A ruptured kidney and massive bleeding. 604 01:09:55.107 --> 01:09:56.142 OK. 605 01:10:08.907 --> 01:10:10.977 Yes, it's urgent. 606 01:10:11.116 --> 01:10:13.789 - What's happening? - Surgeon's on his way. 607 01:10:16.869 --> 01:10:19.144 At last, Dr... Bean. 608 01:10:19.496 --> 01:10:24.445 We've got a 45-year-old male brought in 10 minutes ago. 609 01:10:24.707 --> 01:10:27.904 He's got a penetrating injury to the chest. 610 01:10:30.210 --> 01:10:31.643 In there now! 611 01:10:31.753 --> 01:10:35.985 Doctor, it looks like a bullet in the lower thorax. 612 01:10:36.213 --> 01:10:38.408 There's severe inner bleeding. 613 01:10:38.548 --> 01:10:43.099 - He's coming to. - Give me a T-70. 614 01:10:53.098 --> 01:10:55.487 Shall I extend the incision, sir, 615 01:10:55.641 --> 01:10:59.111 from the breastbone to the diaphragm? 616 01:11:01.853 --> 01:11:04.083 Sorry, sir, it's only my first week. 617 01:11:04.229 --> 01:11:07.107 You're right. We'll wait for X-rays. 618 01:11:07.272 --> 01:11:11.060 Help. We are losing this guy. We need help. 619 01:11:14.860 --> 01:11:18.409 Watch he doesn't go into haemodynamic shock. 620 01:11:25.574 --> 01:11:28.930 < He's fibrillating! Charge the paddles. 621 01:11:32.786 --> 01:11:34.344 Clear! 622 01:12:15.519 --> 01:12:17.510 What's that? 623 01:12:21.438 --> 01:12:23.030 Oh, what? 624 01:12:50.788 --> 01:12:53.507 Oh, jolly good. Clean it up. 625 01:13:14.134 --> 01:13:17.410 Sorry to keep you waiting. back to the bleeding. 626 01:13:17.595 --> 01:13:19.665 We'll clamp it off. 627 01:13:19.804 --> 01:13:22.637 We need that J-17 right now. 628 01:13:22.806 --> 01:13:24.603 There's too much blood. 629 01:13:24.724 --> 01:13:27.477 More suction, pack the bleeding! 630 01:13:27.642 --> 01:13:29.872 Pressure's bottoming out. 631 01:13:30.018 --> 01:13:34.489 His heart rate's dropping! We're losing him! 632 01:13:34.729 --> 01:13:36.447 He's crashing! 633 01:13:36.564 --> 01:13:40.762 Where is this bullet? We find it or he's dead. 634 01:13:41.149 --> 01:13:43.822 < I am not going to lose him! 635 01:13:45.277 --> 01:13:47.916 Sir, I've got to get in there! 636 01:13:52.281 --> 01:13:55.671 Doctor, you can't just...! This is too dangerous! 637 01:14:09.582 --> 01:14:10.901 My God! 638 01:14:13.459 --> 01:14:14.812 Incredible. 639 01:14:14.960 --> 01:14:17.872 Heart rate stabilising. Blood pressure's back. 640 01:14:33.012 --> 01:14:36.607 Doctor, thank God. My daughter was in an accident. 641 01:14:36.805 --> 01:14:39.558 We're desperate for some medical attention. 642 01:14:41.600 --> 01:14:43.477 Would you mind? 643 01:14:47.186 --> 01:14:50.258 - The doctor will check her out. - Thank God. 644 01:14:56.191 --> 01:14:57.340 Damage to the brain 645 01:14:57.442 --> 01:14:59.751 is sensitive to observe, 646 01:14:59.901 --> 01:15:02.415 so maybe we should step outside. 647 01:15:02.695 --> 01:15:04.651 The first nurse said 648 01:15:04.779 --> 01:15:08.215 it's more like a deep sleep than a coma. 649 01:15:20.746 --> 01:15:22.338 Jennifer? 650 01:15:22.664 --> 01:15:26.782 Wakey, wakey. Breakfast's ready. 651 01:15:27.167 --> 01:15:28.964 Jennifer...? 652 01:15:29.460 --> 01:15:31.496 What time is it? 653 01:15:32.420 --> 01:15:34.331 It's almost 2. 654 01:15:34.462 --> 01:15:38.501 Can you turn the clock back about 12 hours for me? 655 01:15:39.674 --> 01:15:41.027 Sure. 656 01:15:52.514 --> 01:15:54.345 Wake up, wake up! 657 01:15:54.640 --> 01:15:56.278 Wake up! 658 01:15:57.725 --> 01:16:00.717 I don't know what to say about Bean. 659 01:16:00.894 --> 01:16:04.045 He's clearly a Force 10 disaster area, 660 01:16:04.229 --> 01:16:07.301 but - God help me! - 661 01:16:07.481 --> 01:16:09.790 I like him. 662 01:16:13.317 --> 01:16:16.787 Having said that, there is no reason 663 01:16:16.986 --> 01:16:21.138 why any of you should have anything to do with him again. 664 01:17:03.470 --> 01:17:05.984 Mom! Dad! Anyone? 665 01:17:06.180 --> 01:17:08.011 My God! Jennifer! 666 01:17:08.264 --> 01:17:10.061 Honey! Look at you! 667 01:17:10.182 --> 01:17:13.219 - What happened? - You had an accident. 668 01:17:13.392 --> 01:17:15.986 But everything is gonna be OK. 669 01:17:16.144 --> 01:17:18.100 What happened to Stingo? 670 01:17:18.228 --> 01:17:21.982 He'll be fine... till I get my hands on him. 671 01:17:22.189 --> 01:17:27.388 Doctor, where are you going? How can we ever say thank you? 672 01:17:27.650 --> 01:17:29.766 You've made us so happy. 673 01:17:29.901 --> 01:17:35.857 - We'll do anything. - Anything. 674 01:17:42.115 --> 01:17:46.903 I suppose you could let me stay another week. 675 01:17:54.291 --> 01:17:59.361 Sunset Boulevard! 676 01:19:02.953 --> 01:19:05.069 Hey, what's this all about? 677 01:19:05.204 --> 01:19:06.557 Presents! 678 01:19:06.664 --> 01:19:08.382 Ooh, this is heavy. 679 01:19:08.498 --> 01:19:09.772 Thank you. 680 01:19:09.874 --> 01:19:11.944 - Thanks. - Thanks. 681 01:19:14.543 --> 01:19:18.377 Oh, look, laxatives. A whole box of them! 682 01:19:18.587 --> 01:19:22.660 - Oh, hey, there they are! - SIX of them. 683 01:19:24.132 --> 01:19:25.531 Barbie...! 684 01:19:27.175 --> 01:19:28.893 Thanks 685 01:19:29.009 --> 01:19:30.567 What did you get? 686 01:19:43.017 --> 01:19:44.006 We love it, we love it! 687 01:19:54.107 --> 01:19:56.223 Give us a smile. 688 01:20:00.652 --> 01:20:01.721 Bye-bye! 689 01:20:03.028 --> 01:20:05.258 Bye, Beanie! 690 01:20:07.572 --> 01:20:08.971 See ya! 691 01:20:12.575 --> 01:20:13.974 Farewell! 692 01:20:24.248 --> 01:20:27.445 Well, Beanie, it's been... 693 01:20:27.625 --> 01:20:29.536 .. surreal. 694 01:20:31.127 --> 01:20:34.437 Er, you can come back and visit any time... 695 01:20:36.046 --> 01:20:38.435 in the fairly distant future. 696 01:20:42.425 --> 01:20:46.336 I know it sounds insane, 697 01:20:47.468 --> 01:20:50.107 but I'm really gonna miss you. 698 01:20:51.013 --> 01:20:52.128 OK... 699 01:21:11.274 --> 01:21:12.309 OK. 700 01:21:12.400 --> 01:21:14.072 Bye again.