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[reporter] [on TV]
It's a balmy 56 degrees.

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A beautiful day here in North Meadows--

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[TV changing channels]

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[presenter] Pizza Hut.
We've cleared out all the dead bodies,

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and our crust is sometimes
literally stuffed with shit.

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-[Amelia Nadler] Oh, my God.
-[TV changing channels]

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[mover] Fuck me, it is sad in there, man.

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[Katie Cartwright] [on TV]
Good morning, North Meadows.

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We'd like to start our show this morning

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by taking a moment to reflect and remember

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the 20-year anniversary
of the Handsome Man murders.

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[Jerry] [on TV]
Harrowing times, Kate.

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[Katie] Twenty years ago today,
a series of handsome men

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were found murdered in North Meadows,

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their bodies stabbed and stuffed
into suitcases from Savers,

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found jammed in the air ducts
of various delicious fast-food chains,

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such as Carl's Jr., Pizza Hut,
and even Cracker Barrel.

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[Jerry] God, I love Cracker Barrel.

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[Katie] This just in.

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I'm being told we have an urgent story
from the steps of the Capitol.

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We take you to Trish,
who's live on the scene.

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[Trish] Thanks, Kate.

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Congress has just passed
the Education New Deal.

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This groundbreaking legislation package

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brings higher wages, funding for the arts,

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reduced homework, yada-yada, Seinfeld.

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Teachers across America
are hailing the legislation

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as a huge step forward
for the country's education system.

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But there is one loser in the deal,

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the 2008 graduating class
of North Meadows High School.

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[♪ percussive music playing]

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Under the new law,
all students, past and present,

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are legally required
to finish 180 full days of school

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in order to receive a diploma.

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[♪ percussive music playing]

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But in 2008, North Meadows High School

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famously had their school year
cut short by two weeks

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due to a disastrous tornado
that decimated half of the campus.

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[♪ percussive music playing]

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Eighteen years later,
the school board has announced

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that exact same class will be forced
to return home to North Meadows

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and finish high school.

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-[person screaming]
-[body thuds]

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[♪ percussive music playing]

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[Trish] To reiterate,
a new law has just been passed

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forcing the graduating class of 2008
to return to North Meadows

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as a bunch of 35-year-olds
for two whole weeks

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in order to receive their diplomas
and legally graduate high school.

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-Once...
-[machine beeping rapidly]

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- [Trish] ...and...
-Hey! Hey!

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- [Trish] ...for...
-No way!

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That's my high school!

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- [Trish] ...all.
-[movers grunting]

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My gosh, what a story!

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I sure would hate to be
in that graduating class.

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Jerry, you ever have that dream
where you haven't graduated high school?

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A disgusting nightmare, Kate.

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Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

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2008.

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[chuckles]

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That's when I graduated high school.

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North Meadows, that's...

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That's my school.

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I...

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[♪ percussive music playing]

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Yikes.

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[sobbing]

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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♪♪

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[Sunny Football] I'm scared.

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I know it may look
like I have it all figured out,

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but I don't. [chuckles]

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I mean, definitely things
are going well right now, yeah.

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Like my invention, "The Towel Pants,

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the only pants made entirely
out of towel,"

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just had their first sale.

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They're a great product.

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[coffee pouring]

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Awesome.

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[Sunny] I'm working at a restaurant.

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My job is to stand by the bathroom door.

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And if it looks like the person
coming towards me

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has to take a huge shit,
I grab him by the fucking throat

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and I say, "You get back
to your fucking seat.

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You take that shit at home!"

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-Nice.
-Mm.

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Yeah, and then the other day,
I got an email

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that said I was already
accepted into heaven.

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Hey, that's... [chuckles]

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It could be spam.
It could be-- it could be spam.

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But, yeah, it's just, um...

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It's really nice to hear.

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If everything's going so well,
why are you scared?

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In high school, I was sort of like a,
um, a "summamabitch."

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I was rude and selfish,

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and I can remember
at least two specific times

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that I called somebody "fat-ass."

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[group leader]
Sunny. [clicking tongue]

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Sunny.

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Sunny?

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S-Sunny.

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You.

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-I'm talking to you. Yeah.
-Okay.

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That boy from high school

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is still inside you.

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What do you think he needs to hear?

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-That I love him?
-Mm-hmm.

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Um, that I'm here for him.

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[group member] Yes, sir.

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And that he's brave and strong,

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and he's fully capable
of living the most triumphant life!

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And if you did hurt someone,
what are you going to say to them?

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I'm sorry.

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I was wrong.

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I deeply regret my actions.

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And I'm here to listen to you
and encourage you

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to speak your truth, as I am right now.

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[sighs] Go get 'em, kid.

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[group applauding]

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[all cheering]

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Yes!

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Let's go!

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[applause continues]

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Oh, nice.

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[applause stops]

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[cheering and applause resumes]

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Thanks, dude. I took some extra
for the drive.

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[group leader]
Thank you, Sunny.

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[Tedi Mayo] My whole life,
I just let things happen to me.

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I took the first job available,
the first house available.

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You know, you and me,
we basically just--

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Don't you say what I think
you're gonna say.

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-Baby, don't play.
-Hey.

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You know you're an angel from the sky,
and I would literally get squeezed

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and crushed for you.

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-So what, you don't like our life?
-I love our life!

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I was just saying
I could do things differently this time.

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Like no cheating on tests,

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no calling in bomb threats
to get out of school, no drinking.

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I could boost my GPA,

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go to college, get a real job,

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like Secretary of Space or some shit.

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Okay, what you need to do
is buy Mason some new shoes.

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-¡Vamanos! ¡Ven acá!
-I'm gonna buy him a size-100 shoe,

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and we're all gonna live in it!

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-What?
-Baby, this is my chance to be something.

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You are something.
You're my papi chulo.

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-Mi chiquito preciosa bebé.
-Hey! What is happening?

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[children laughing]

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-[Tedi] You guys were already in there.
-[Victoria Mayo] Mira!

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-[Tedi] You're being the baddest.
-Mira, Mason!

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[Tedi] You don't move
till we get to the store,

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or no candy for dinner!

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[groaning]

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I'm hungover as ass.

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Did K last night
with these foreign chicks.

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Pretty much talked over them
the whole time.

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Sucks.

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Gotta remember
to let chicks talk, you know?

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They're, like, "obsoosed" with talking.

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[glass clinking]

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Why do chicks say "obsoosed"?

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I love it. [chuckles]

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[inhales sharply]

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Do I look hot today?

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Sir, is there a reason
you called me in here?

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Oh, right. Mm. Sorry.

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[sighs] Curtis, you're fired.

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What-- What did-- [chuckles]
What did I-- What did I do?

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I don't know what's going on
with this high school shit,

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but if you don't have a degree,
you don't work here.

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Periodt, honey.

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Sir, it's gonna be like, two weeks.
I'll get it.

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You're sus, okay?

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You're sus, kween.

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Your last 27 pitches
have all been alien shit.

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[laughing] No.

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"Alien eat Zyrtec,
eviscerate earth allergies. Yum."

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"Alien like Oscar Mayer cheese,
it looks like moon. Yum."

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"Alien play basky-ball
with LeBron James, then cry.

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Yum."
What's yummy about that, dude?

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There's not even a product
for that last one.

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-You're obsoosed.
-I'm sorry. It'll be different.

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-I-- You gotta-- I-I-
-Who are you?

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For real. Who are you?

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I mean, I've never seen you
at a company party.

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You don't have pictures of anyone
on your desk, and people...

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[whispering]
...are making an insane amount

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of complaints about you at the gym.

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They say it looks like
you're training to kill someone.

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Sir, I'm not training to kill anyone.

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Slice, slice, slice!
That's a kill. That's a kill.

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You fucked with the wrong guy!

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Okay, don't!
Murder's wack in the office, bro.

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Go home.

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Go figure out where your, like, life
went wrong or whatever.

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Maybe find someone
to put on your desk while you're at it.

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I mean, look at me.
I'm younger than you.

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I've had a lot of wives.

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[grunting]

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[spoon clinking]

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[whimpering]

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[Amelia grunting]

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-Could you help?
-[spoon clinking]

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I don't think that's a good idea.

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[sobbing]

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[Tim]
Amelia. Amelia. [sighs]

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You're unhappy, I'm unhappy.

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I gave you the best years of my youth.

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I'm almost 37.

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The age that men are considered ugly.

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You are beautiful to me.

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Then, why don't you ever look at me?

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I haven't heard joy
in your voice in five years.

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I feel like Robin Williams
in What Dreams May Come,

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traveling to the depths of Hell
trying to bring you back to life!

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That's just not the sort of shit
I'm trying to do right now, ho.

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What's her name?

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-[spoon clinking]
-Stop.

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[Amelia] Is she beautiful?

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Yeah.

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That's great, Tim.

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I hope she gives you
everything I can't,

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like sports and... taxes.

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[bags thudding, items rattling]

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Amelia.

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Her name's Vanilla.

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She's helping me get my DJ career
off the ground. [chuckles]

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What fucking DJ career?!

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This is exactly what I'm talking about!

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What's wrong with you?
[blows raspberry]

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[radio DJ]
Welcome back, Class of 2008.

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You're listening to WMFM radio,
the voice of North Meadows.

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Oh, my God, Claire Dubois!
So, you're back in town for school?

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-Fucking duh.
-Ah, fuck.

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[radio DJ] Have you ever dreamt
you could redo high school

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with the wisdom
and experience you have now?

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Would you change
your life for the better,

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or are we destined to relive
the mistakes of our past?

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Some of us have left to pursue big things.

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00:11:35.125 --> 00:11:38.458
Some of us stayed here
to experience others.

250
00:11:38.542 --> 00:11:41.167
Didn't you wanna be, like, a big writer
and, like, travel the world,

251
00:11:41.250 --> 00:11:44.042
-or some stupid-ass shit like that?
-Excuse me?

252
00:11:44.125 --> 00:11:45.750
[radio DJ]
Are you excited to see family?

253
00:11:45.833 --> 00:11:47.417
Since you're not a lawyer anymore,

254
00:11:47.500 --> 00:11:49.917
you are going to have to get
a job under my roof, okay?

255
00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:51.833
It builds character, sweetheart.

256
00:11:51.917 --> 00:11:53.917
Mom, make me
a fucking Pop-Tart, alright?

257
00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:56.083
That's 25 cents in the swear jar.

258
00:11:56.167 --> 00:11:57.958
[radio DJ] What have you
been up to since not graduating?

259
00:11:58.042 --> 00:12:00.583
I'm really grateful to be an actor,
and I love being on set, too.

260
00:12:00.667 --> 00:12:03.708
[gasps] Oh, my God,
I just realized it's a football!

261
00:12:03.792 --> 00:12:06.375
[radio DJ] Have you put yourself
online for everyone to see?

262
00:12:06.458 --> 00:12:09.333
Or have you hidden yourself away,
ashamed of the dreams

263
00:12:09.417 --> 00:12:10.958
that haven't yet come true?

264
00:12:11.042 --> 00:12:13.083
Didn't I hear
that you're, like, a chef,

265
00:12:13.167 --> 00:12:14.833
but your restaurant closed down
'cause the food

266
00:12:14.917 --> 00:12:17.458
-tastes like literal shit or something?
-Whoa! It did not close

267
00:12:17.542 --> 00:12:19.208
because the food
tasted like literal shit.

268
00:12:19.292 --> 00:12:21.083
It closed because I killed a guy.

269
00:12:21.167 --> 00:12:22.292
-What?
-Damn.

270
00:12:22.375 --> 00:12:25.125
It was an accident.
He had a fish allergy.

271
00:12:25.208 --> 00:12:28.375
[radio DJ] Or perhaps you've been
living a life of "What if?"

272
00:12:28.458 --> 00:12:30.667
What if I had tried harder?

273
00:12:30.750 --> 00:12:32.375
What if I had dreamed bigger?

274
00:12:33.458 --> 00:12:35.208
What if I had just

275
00:12:35.292 --> 00:12:36.792
touched their hand?

276
00:12:36.875 --> 00:12:38.375
What will we learn
about ourselves now

277
00:12:38.458 --> 00:12:40.125
by remembering who we were then?

278
00:12:40.917 --> 00:12:42.333
Have we changed?

279
00:12:42.417 --> 00:12:43.958
Can people change?

280
00:12:44.042 --> 00:12:48.333
Well, come to Stools Tavern tonight
for a welcome home soirée and find out.

281
00:12:48.417 --> 00:12:50.542
Returning students
get half off one beer.

282
00:12:50.625 --> 00:12:51.958
[teacher 1] What the fuck is going on?

283
00:12:52.042 --> 00:12:53.583
[teacher 2] There's no fucking coffee!

284
00:12:53.667 --> 00:12:55.250
-Bad idea!
-[overlapping shouting]

285
00:12:55.333 --> 00:12:56.875
I don't get it.
I'm not supposed to be here.

286
00:12:56.958 --> 00:12:58.417
[teacher 3] I'm fucking uncomfortable!

287
00:12:58.500 --> 00:12:59.875
Everyone, settle!

288
00:12:59.958 --> 00:13:00.958
-Settle!
-[chatter stops]

289
00:13:01.042 --> 00:13:02.958
Before we get started,
are there any questions?

290
00:13:03.042 --> 00:13:04.375
Can we fuck the kids?

291
00:13:04.458 --> 00:13:06.208
Jesus, Peg, you come out
of the gate with that?

292
00:13:06.292 --> 00:13:09.167
What if they have a fucking heart attack
during fucking badminton?

293
00:13:09.250 --> 00:13:11.958
-Why is this fucking happening?
-Can we fuck the students?!

294
00:13:12.042 --> 00:13:14.458
Enough with the language!
We have a fucking guest!

295
00:13:15.292 --> 00:13:16.708
He's here from the school board

296
00:13:16.792 --> 00:13:19.375
to help clarify a few things for us.

297
00:13:20.125 --> 00:13:22.542
Please give a warm welcome
to little Billy Brown.

298
00:13:23.542 --> 00:13:26.208
-It's just Bill Brown.
-Oh, so sorry.

299
00:13:26.292 --> 00:13:27.750
[softly] Sorry.

300
00:13:27.833 --> 00:13:29.792
Thank you, Principal "Nayd-ler."

301
00:13:29.875 --> 00:13:31.792
It's "Nad-ler."
Pronounced "Nad-ler."

302
00:13:31.875 --> 00:13:34.250
Nadler, okay. [sighs]

303
00:13:34.333 --> 00:13:38.958
Now, guys, I know this
is a rather unique situation,

304
00:13:39.042 --> 00:13:40.208
to say the least.

305
00:13:40.292 --> 00:13:42.750
But the board has decided
that this is the fastest

306
00:13:42.833 --> 00:13:45.958
and most efficient way of getting
these individuals their diplomas.

307
00:13:46.042 --> 00:13:47.667
-[Principal Nadler sighs]
-It's during fall break

308
00:13:47.750 --> 00:13:51.583
so that the 2008 "graduating class"
can come back to school

309
00:13:51.667 --> 00:13:55.208
and not interfere with
any current high school students.

310
00:13:55.292 --> 00:13:58.042
It's gonna be a school
entirely just of adults.

311
00:13:58.125 --> 00:13:59.125
No drama.

312
00:13:59.917 --> 00:14:02.625
If they're not in homeroom
Monday morning,

313
00:14:02.708 --> 00:14:05.000
they will be arrested for truancy.

314
00:14:05.958 --> 00:14:08.208
Now, I want this
to be as seamless as possible.

315
00:14:08.292 --> 00:14:10.708
That means everything has to be
exactly the way it was

316
00:14:10.792 --> 00:14:12.208
when they left off in 2008.

317
00:14:12.292 --> 00:14:15.167
Same classes,
same sports, same clubs,

318
00:14:15.250 --> 00:14:17.667
same play, same everything.

319
00:14:17.750 --> 00:14:20.417
Wait, the play from 2008?

320
00:14:20.500 --> 00:14:22.333
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Yes.

321
00:14:22.417 --> 00:14:24.083
Fuck you!

322
00:14:24.167 --> 00:14:26.500
-The fuck? Alright.
-I'm sorry.

323
00:14:26.583 --> 00:14:28.417
-But, you know, fuck you.
-Look, I know you're upset,

324
00:14:28.500 --> 00:14:30.833
but this could be a great opportunity
for all of us.

325
00:14:30.917 --> 00:14:34.542
Let's face it, North Meadows
doesn't have the best reputation.

326
00:14:34.625 --> 00:14:36.292
We're only known
for a gigantic tornado

327
00:14:36.375 --> 00:14:39.083
and a series of gruesome murders
that took place in 2007.

328
00:14:40.583 --> 00:14:44.208
If this goes smoothly
and this experiment is a huge success...

329
00:14:45.167 --> 00:14:48.000
we can give this town
the fresh start it deserves.

330
00:14:49.333 --> 00:14:51.125
Thank you.

331
00:14:51.208 --> 00:14:52.625
Good fucking luck.

332
00:14:54.042 --> 00:14:56.833
We'll be watching.

333
00:14:56.917 --> 00:14:58.625
Especially you.

334
00:15:00.750 --> 00:15:02.542
[singsong]
♪ I'm back! ♪

335
00:15:02.625 --> 00:15:03.792
[chuckles] No way.

336
00:15:03.875 --> 00:15:05.625
This is so cool.
What a beautiful day.

337
00:15:05.708 --> 00:15:06.917
-I haven't seen--
-[car horn honking]

338
00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:09.917
[screaming] Awesome!

339
00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:11.833
-[horn honking]
-[laughing] Yeah!

340
00:15:11.917 --> 00:15:13.500
-Whoo!
-[tires screeching]

341
00:15:14.125 --> 00:15:16.583
No way. [exclaiming]

342
00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:20.042
How cool is this? [chuckles]

343
00:15:20.125 --> 00:15:21.708
Oh, my God! Oh, wow.

344
00:15:21.792 --> 00:15:23.625
That's awesome. Wow.

345
00:15:25.708 --> 00:15:27.583
Who the fuck was that?

346
00:15:27.667 --> 00:15:29.417
[slurping] Shit!

347
00:15:30.500 --> 00:15:34.500
Gentlemen, destiny has
shined her light upon me.

348
00:15:34.583 --> 00:15:37.167
I've blossomed from a boy to a man.

349
00:15:38.042 --> 00:15:39.625
I've had sex multiple times,

350
00:15:39.708 --> 00:15:41.625
a couple of which...
[high-pitched] no condoms.

351
00:15:42.583 --> 00:15:44.625
No condoms present.

352
00:15:45.792 --> 00:15:49.000
Anyways, I'm finally ready
to profess my love

353
00:15:49.083 --> 00:15:50.333
to Katie Cartwright.

354
00:15:51.083 --> 00:15:53.833
We all know I was totally
obsoosed in high school.

355
00:15:55.250 --> 00:15:58.583
I was just too much of a bitch
to go after her.

356
00:16:00.625 --> 00:16:02.417
I'm not gonna let her slip away again.

357
00:16:03.292 --> 00:16:05.667
There we are.
Two peas in a pod.

358
00:16:06.917 --> 00:16:08.625
God, I would love to fuck.

359
00:16:08.708 --> 00:16:11.667
It's just, I was the one
who was in love with her.

360
00:16:11.750 --> 00:16:13.458
-[slurping] Shit!
-Shit!

361
00:16:13.542 --> 00:16:15.667
That was me. Shit.

362
00:16:15.750 --> 00:16:17.042
-Shit.
-[slurping] Shit.

363
00:16:17.125 --> 00:16:18.333
-Shit.
-Shit!

364
00:16:18.417 --> 00:16:19.750
-Shit.
-[both] Shit.

365
00:16:19.833 --> 00:16:21.708
What the fuck are you guys
talking about?

366
00:16:21.792 --> 00:16:23.333
I had a Katie-themed birthday party.

367
00:16:23.417 --> 00:16:24.792
You were all there.
You all had fun.

368
00:16:24.875 --> 00:16:27.167
-I thought you threw that for me.
-But it was my birthday!

369
00:16:27.250 --> 00:16:29.750
I'm the oldest.
I cut my own hair now.

370
00:16:29.833 --> 00:16:32.500
Enough! [sighs deeply]

371
00:16:34.500 --> 00:16:36.333
[slurping] Mm, fucking bitch.

372
00:16:36.417 --> 00:16:37.542
[both] Shit.

373
00:16:37.625 --> 00:16:38.917
[Matt Clinger] Okay.

374
00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:40.750
There's one Katie,

375
00:16:40.833 --> 00:16:42.167
there's three of us.

376
00:16:44.208 --> 00:16:45.542
So, let's make a bet.

377
00:16:46.792 --> 00:16:48.958
First guy to nab her

378
00:16:49.042 --> 00:16:51.417
gets 15 bucks.

379
00:16:51.500 --> 00:16:52.542
[Peter] A bet?

380
00:16:53.333 --> 00:16:56.542
-Sounds kinda gross.
-Fifteen bucks?

381
00:16:56.625 --> 00:16:58.125
Right, right, that's...

382
00:16:59.625 --> 00:17:01.667
That is fucked up if I did that.

383
00:17:03.958 --> 00:17:05.583
How about a gentlemen's agreement?

384
00:17:05.667 --> 00:17:07.333
-I'm in, 100%.
-Hell yeah. You should have said that

385
00:17:07.417 --> 00:17:09.250
-from the beginning.
-When you put it that way...

386
00:17:09.333 --> 00:17:10.625
May the best man win.

387
00:17:10.708 --> 00:17:11.708
[all] Shit.

388
00:17:11.792 --> 00:17:14.792
[♪ gentle music playing]

389
00:17:21.625 --> 00:17:22.708
Ugh.

390
00:17:26.292 --> 00:17:27.292
[groaning]

391
00:17:30.042 --> 00:17:32.083
[Principal Nadler]
Your dad would be so proud of you.

392
00:17:32.167 --> 00:17:33.625
[Amelia] Are you joking?

393
00:17:33.708 --> 00:17:35.917
I'm a divorced loser
who destroyed their soul

394
00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:38.750
as an HR rep defending
a massive corporation.

395
00:17:38.833 --> 00:17:40.750
That's helping people, sweetie.

396
00:17:40.833 --> 00:17:42.500
No, it's not.

397
00:17:42.583 --> 00:17:44.875
I just listen to people bitch all day.

398
00:17:44.958 --> 00:17:47.167
[mockingly] "The water cooler
has mosquito eggs in it.

399
00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:49.292
People keep fucking around
with the EpiPen."

400
00:17:49.375 --> 00:17:50.833
It's like, well, sorry.

401
00:17:50.917 --> 00:17:53.250
It's not my fault
it feels so good to stab--

402
00:17:53.958 --> 00:17:55.667
You're on to greener pastures.

403
00:17:56.875 --> 00:17:59.083
-High school?
-Yes, high school.

404
00:17:59.167 --> 00:18:00.833
What better place to find oneself?

405
00:18:00.917 --> 00:18:04.458
I'm about to face a horde of people
who knew me as this ambitious girl

406
00:18:04.542 --> 00:18:06.667
who wanted to change the world.

407
00:18:06.750 --> 00:18:08.958
I let them all down.
It's been 18 years,

408
00:18:09.042 --> 00:18:12.000
and I literally have nothing
to show for it.

409
00:18:12.083 --> 00:18:16.583
You have been given the most incredible
gift in life, a second chance.

410
00:18:16.667 --> 00:18:18.083
Don't let it pass you by.

411
00:18:18.167 --> 00:18:21.625
Go to that reunion tonight.
Have some fun!

412
00:18:21.708 --> 00:18:22.708
Come on.

413
00:18:24.208 --> 00:18:26.375
[sighs] It's really sad in here.

414
00:18:28.750 --> 00:18:30.417
For what it's worth,
I never liked that Tim.

415
00:18:30.500 --> 00:18:35.083
He is a weird, little, ugly,
mean, little, pompous,

416
00:18:35.167 --> 00:18:37.125
sheltered, fuckin' little pervert.

417
00:18:37.208 --> 00:18:38.625
Okay, thanks, Mom!

418
00:18:38.708 --> 00:18:41.125
-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[slurping] Shit.

419
00:18:44.917 --> 00:18:46.375
[spits] Shit!

420
00:18:46.458 --> 00:18:49.458
[♪ "Chicago to the Valley"
by Dangüs Tarküs playing]

421
00:18:52.208 --> 00:18:53.208
[Friz] Tedi!

422
00:18:54.125 --> 00:18:56.083
Where the fuck have you been?

423
00:18:56.167 --> 00:18:59.167
Doc just got Lasik
and he's blind as a bat.

424
00:18:59.250 --> 00:19:00.833
[glass shattering]

425
00:19:00.917 --> 00:19:03.792
Don't start with me, Friz!
I've been doing studying and shit.

426
00:19:03.875 --> 00:19:06.917
Look, I'm glad you get to do your little
high school reunion or whatever,

427
00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:08.750
but in case you forgot,
we already had a reunion

428
00:19:08.833 --> 00:19:10.917
booked for tonight.
Class of '84.

429
00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:12.250
[Tedi] Shit!

430
00:19:12.333 --> 00:19:15.208
[Friz] God, this weird fucker's
eating up all the chicken tenders.

431
00:19:15.292 --> 00:19:16.917
[groaning]

432
00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:19.375
My God, Tedi, you're a fucking moron.

433
00:19:19.458 --> 00:19:22.125
-[flame whooshing]
-[blowing]

434
00:19:22.208 --> 00:19:23.208
What?

435
00:19:23.833 --> 00:19:25.458
[blowing]

436
00:19:25.958 --> 00:19:27.875
Motherfucking... [blows]

437
00:19:27.958 --> 00:19:29.208
Fucking shit.

438
00:19:30.625 --> 00:19:32.500
Sunny? [gasps]

439
00:19:34.458 --> 00:19:36.417
If I hurt you, I'm sorry.

440
00:19:36.500 --> 00:19:39.583
I deeply regret my actions
and have encountered--

441
00:19:39.667 --> 00:19:42.250
Fuck, shit, goddammit.
What the fuck was the thing--

442
00:19:42.333 --> 00:19:44.333
Dude, you never hurt me,
we were best friends.

443
00:19:48.208 --> 00:19:50.000
-Tedi Mayo?
-Yes, dude!

444
00:19:50.083 --> 00:19:51.917
-Oh, my God!
-Ah!

445
00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:54.250
I thought you were dead! Mwah!

446
00:19:54.333 --> 00:19:58.917
♪ Feels like getting stabbed
in the heart ♪

447
00:19:59.000 --> 00:20:01.875
[voice echoing] Go figure out
where your life went wrong.

448
00:20:03.792 --> 00:20:05.125
I've had a lot of wives.

449
00:20:05.208 --> 00:20:06.958
[screeching]

450
00:20:07.042 --> 00:20:08.417
[whooshing]

451
00:20:09.625 --> 00:20:11.500
[echoing] Obsoosed.

452
00:20:11.583 --> 00:20:12.708
[book slamming shut]

453
00:20:13.708 --> 00:20:14.708
[doorbell jingling]

454
00:20:15.083 --> 00:20:18.083
[♪ "Chicago to the Valley"
continues playing]

455
00:20:18.958 --> 00:20:19.958
No way.

456
00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:22.625
Just mustard, please.

457
00:20:22.708 --> 00:20:24.042
On what?

458
00:20:24.125 --> 00:20:26.750
[chuckling] Oh, no, come on.
"Just mustard, please."

459
00:20:26.833 --> 00:20:28.458
Look, kid, you're pissing me off.

460
00:20:28.542 --> 00:20:30.875
You gonna order something
or you gonna piss me off again?

461
00:20:30.958 --> 00:20:33.208
Tedi Mayo, it's me, Amelia Nadler.

462
00:20:33.292 --> 00:20:36.292
You used to say to me,
"How 'bout a little mayo?"

463
00:20:36.375 --> 00:20:39.125
And I'd say,
"Just mustard, please."

464
00:20:40.083 --> 00:20:42.167
I-- I was on the yearbook committee.

465
00:20:42.250 --> 00:20:46.083
You didn't submit a senior photo,
so I drew one of you instead.

466
00:20:47.542 --> 00:20:49.375
I-- I was class president.

467
00:20:50.833 --> 00:20:52.958
I organized the homecoming dance.

468
00:20:54.417 --> 00:20:56.792
-Can I have a vodka?
-ID.

469
00:20:57.500 --> 00:21:00.500
[♪ entrancing music playing]

470
00:21:05.667 --> 00:21:08.667
[♪ entrancing music continues]

471
00:21:10.458 --> 00:21:11.458
[Matt whimpering]

472
00:21:11.542 --> 00:21:13.375
-[glass shattering]
-[♪ music stops abruptly]

473
00:21:13.458 --> 00:21:15.042
[panting]

474
00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:18.917
-Yo.
-Now, don't go all weird sauce on me,

475
00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:21.208
but you're not gonna believe
who's at the end of the bar.

476
00:21:23.625 --> 00:21:26.625
[♪ entrancing music resumes playing]

477
00:21:44.542 --> 00:21:47.542
[♪ entrancing music continues]

478
00:21:55.625 --> 00:21:57.167
[Sunny] Katie.

479
00:21:57.792 --> 00:21:59.708
-[doorbell jingling]
-[♪ music stops]

480
00:22:00.708 --> 00:22:01.792
Hey. [chuckles]

481
00:22:02.500 --> 00:22:04.417
Uh, wow.

482
00:22:04.500 --> 00:22:05.917
You look so, um...

483
00:22:07.708 --> 00:22:08.708
normal.

484
00:22:10.792 --> 00:22:12.625
-I thought you were dead.
-Yeah.

485
00:22:12.708 --> 00:22:13.833
[chuckles]

486
00:22:13.917 --> 00:22:16.125
Every-- Everybody keeps saying that.

487
00:22:18.042 --> 00:22:19.042
[fries clattering]

488
00:22:21.833 --> 00:22:23.083
[Amelia] Claire?

489
00:22:24.292 --> 00:22:25.458
It's Amelia.

490
00:22:26.375 --> 00:22:28.167
We were Home-Ec partners.

491
00:22:28.250 --> 00:22:30.958
You threw an entire pizza at me

492
00:22:31.042 --> 00:22:32.958
for adding too much sugar.

493
00:22:33.042 --> 00:22:34.833
I threw pizza at a lot of people.

494
00:22:36.042 --> 00:22:37.083
[fry thuds]

495
00:22:37.167 --> 00:22:40.125
You-- Weird girl!
Stop throwing fries around!

496
00:22:40.208 --> 00:22:42.083
One of these old fuckers
might slip and die.

497
00:22:42.167 --> 00:22:43.417
Goddammit, Doc!

498
00:22:43.500 --> 00:22:45.500
Well, trash goes in the trash.

499
00:22:45.583 --> 00:22:48.958
Then, throw it in the trash, ass!

500
00:22:49.042 --> 00:22:50.625
Can I get you a drink or something?

501
00:22:50.708 --> 00:22:52.500
You still drink UV Blue and Gatorade?
[chuckles]

502
00:22:52.583 --> 00:22:54.500
-No.
-Yeah, no, me neither.

503
00:22:54.583 --> 00:22:57.000
-[ice rattling loudly]
-Shit's trash.

504
00:22:57.083 --> 00:22:58.917
I don't really drink that stuff either.

505
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:02.250
Where have you been?
You just disappeared one day.

506
00:23:02.333 --> 00:23:03.500
[Sunny] Yeah, no, yeah.

507
00:23:03.583 --> 00:23:05.333
Um, well, just been around.

508
00:23:05.417 --> 00:23:08.167
Yeah, I was-- Well, I thought
I was living in Florida for a while,

509
00:23:08.250 --> 00:23:10.833
but, um, it-- it w--
it turned-- it was not.

510
00:23:10.917 --> 00:23:12.250
Not Florida.

511
00:23:12.333 --> 00:23:14.917
I lived in an Applebee's
for three weeks, undetected,

512
00:23:15.000 --> 00:23:17.042
which was-- actually, I think you would--

513
00:23:17.125 --> 00:23:18.375
-you would have really liked it.
-Oh.

514
00:23:18.458 --> 00:23:20.708
-It was nice.
-Sounds really nice.

515
00:23:20.792 --> 00:23:22.083
I thought it was...

516
00:23:23.708 --> 00:23:25.792
[clicking tongue]
Yeah, what about you?

517
00:23:26.792 --> 00:23:28.208
I do the news.

518
00:23:28.292 --> 00:23:30.208
Is that why your hair looks like a Lego?

519
00:23:32.667 --> 00:23:33.708
Yeah.

520
00:23:33.792 --> 00:23:34.958
Fun!

521
00:23:35.042 --> 00:23:37.542
[♪ "Wanted You" by Twin Peaks playing]

522
00:23:38.458 --> 00:23:39.458
[Curtis Eldridge] Amelia?

523
00:23:40.375 --> 00:23:41.375
[Amelia gasps]

524
00:23:42.458 --> 00:23:43.958
-[chuckles]
-Uh, Curtis Eldridge.

525
00:23:44.042 --> 00:23:45.542
-We were, uh--
-We were in the play!

526
00:23:45.625 --> 00:23:47.083
You stabbed me!

527
00:23:47.167 --> 00:23:49.417
-Yeah!
-Uh, can I, um...

528
00:23:49.500 --> 00:23:51.250
-[clicking tongue] Uh...
-Yeah. Oh, please. I'm so s--

529
00:23:51.333 --> 00:23:52.667
-Of course, yeah, um...
-Uh, okay.

530
00:23:52.750 --> 00:23:55.083
Yeah, d-do your-- do your worst.

531
00:23:55.167 --> 00:23:57.000
-[laughing]
-Yeah. [chuckles]

532
00:23:57.083 --> 00:23:59.875
I can't believe you remember me.

533
00:23:59.958 --> 00:24:01.833
I-- I was such a small part
in that play,

534
00:24:01.917 --> 00:24:05.250
-and you were like the star.
-[chuckles]

535
00:24:05.333 --> 00:24:08.833
Are-- are you still acting
or anything cool?

536
00:24:08.917 --> 00:24:11.125
No. No, no, no.

537
00:24:11.208 --> 00:24:13.000
No, I'm not. Nothing like that.

538
00:24:13.083 --> 00:24:16.375
I haven't done anything like that
since high school.

539
00:24:16.458 --> 00:24:19.125
Seriously? That's-- Wow.
Why'd you stop?

540
00:24:20.292 --> 00:24:21.292
[warbled screeching]

541
00:24:25.208 --> 00:24:27.583
How's your life?
How have you-- How have you...

542
00:24:28.542 --> 00:24:30.292
How have you been?

543
00:24:30.375 --> 00:24:33.583
♪ I wanted you ♪

544
00:24:33.667 --> 00:24:35.917
Hey, why you looking at me all weird?

545
00:24:37.042 --> 00:24:38.708
Sorry.

546
00:24:38.792 --> 00:24:41.292
It's just, like, a lot.

547
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:43.125
Yeah. Yeah.

548
00:24:43.208 --> 00:24:45.958
Oh, my God, this is so much a lot.

549
00:24:46.042 --> 00:24:47.625
[Katie sighs]

550
00:24:50.000 --> 00:24:51.625
Hey, do you remember our wedding?

551
00:24:51.708 --> 00:24:53.042
[chuckles]

552
00:24:53.125 --> 00:24:56.583
Yeah, you mean our, uh,
our fake one in Tedi's backyard?

553
00:24:56.667 --> 00:24:58.542
-Yeah, I remember that.
-Yeah. Yeah.

554
00:24:59.542 --> 00:25:01.542
-Man, it was so fun.
-It was fun.

555
00:25:01.625 --> 00:25:02.625
Yeah.

556
00:25:02.708 --> 00:25:05.917
Until you walked through a glass door
and bled all over my dress.

557
00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:07.000
[chuckling] Yeah.

558
00:25:07.083 --> 00:25:08.208
Yeah. Wow, yeah.

559
00:25:08.292 --> 00:25:10.250
-Twenty-four stitches.
-[Katie] Oh, boy.

560
00:25:10.333 --> 00:25:12.750
No, I remember. I did them.

561
00:25:12.833 --> 00:25:14.375
-Very drunk.
-[Sunny] [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah.

562
00:25:14.458 --> 00:25:16.667
Jesus, that looks terrible.

563
00:25:16.750 --> 00:25:18.458
Really?
I thought you did an awesome job.

564
00:25:18.542 --> 00:25:20.292
-Yeah.
-Okay, good.

565
00:25:20.375 --> 00:25:21.458
Yeah, you used to like it.

566
00:25:22.958 --> 00:25:25.542
[laughing]
I remember a couple times,

567
00:25:25.625 --> 00:25:27.583
maybe you said that it, um...

568
00:25:27.667 --> 00:25:29.250
What was it? It made you
horny or whatever?

569
00:25:29.333 --> 00:25:31.458
Okay. [laughing]

570
00:25:31.542 --> 00:25:32.792
I was 18.

571
00:25:32.875 --> 00:25:34.250
Garfield made me horny.

572
00:25:34.333 --> 00:25:36.417
-Yeah, same. Same.
-[laughing]

573
00:25:36.500 --> 00:25:39.208
-That good-looking fucking cat.
-[both laughing]

574
00:25:42.083 --> 00:25:43.417
You remember our spot?

575
00:25:44.500 --> 00:25:45.500
Sunny.

576
00:25:45.583 --> 00:25:47.667
What was it-- What was it called?

577
00:25:47.750 --> 00:25:50.792
It's like that weird room
that had all those books in it.

578
00:25:52.125 --> 00:25:53.375
The library.

579
00:25:55.083 --> 00:25:56.083
What?

580
00:25:56.167 --> 00:25:59.292
I'm not even that mad at Tim.
I'm mad at myself.

581
00:25:59.375 --> 00:26:01.542
Even though I would like
to stab the little guy.

582
00:26:01.625 --> 00:26:04.250
-You know what I'm talking about?
-Yeah, definitely.

583
00:26:04.333 --> 00:26:07.458
Uh, everybody in my office
thought I was going to kill 'em.

584
00:26:07.542 --> 00:26:09.083
[both laughing]

585
00:26:09.167 --> 00:26:11.000
Honestly, same, I think.

586
00:26:11.083 --> 00:26:13.000
[chuckles] I'm not gonna kill anybody.

587
00:26:13.083 --> 00:26:14.667
-[laughing]
-I'm not gonna-- I'm not gonna--

588
00:26:14.750 --> 00:26:16.417
I'm not gonna kill anybody, I'm not.

589
00:26:16.500 --> 00:26:18.000
[laughing]

590
00:26:21.417 --> 00:26:23.542
-[towel thuds]
-Ron Felker.

591
00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:25.708
Oh, shit.

592
00:26:25.792 --> 00:26:27.542
Tedi Mayo,
you little son of a bitch.

593
00:26:27.625 --> 00:26:28.792
How you doing, bro?

594
00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:31.125
Good to--

595
00:26:32.500 --> 00:26:34.000
Come on, Mayo!

596
00:26:34.083 --> 00:26:35.625
It's been 18 years.

597
00:26:35.708 --> 00:26:37.917
I don't even remember
why we hate each other.

598
00:26:38.750 --> 00:26:40.750
[chewing]

599
00:26:43.042 --> 00:26:45.792
It's 'cause you ratted me out for calling
in all those bomb threats,

600
00:26:45.875 --> 00:26:49.292
and I went to juvie
where I got a fake ID at 14,

601
00:26:49.375 --> 00:26:51.167
and it totally derailed my life,

602
00:26:51.250 --> 00:26:53.500
'cause I started drinking
in this shithole so much

603
00:26:53.583 --> 00:26:56.625
that the owner gave me a job,
and he became like a father to me.

604
00:26:56.708 --> 00:26:59.750
And then he died,
and he accidentally left me this bar.

605
00:26:59.833 --> 00:27:01.500
And now, I own this shithole,

606
00:27:01.583 --> 00:27:04.917
and I got too many kids
and too many bills!

607
00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:09.625
The bar smells like piss,
and we got bugs in the back!

608
00:27:09.708 --> 00:27:11.000
[stomping]

609
00:27:11.083 --> 00:27:13.792
Well, don't tell people that!
I'm trying to serve 'em fucking food.

610
00:27:13.875 --> 00:27:16.000
They're gonna think there are all
these big bugs in the back,

611
00:27:16.083 --> 00:27:17.875
but they're not even that big.

612
00:27:17.958 --> 00:27:21.292
Don't worry, the bugs aren't in the food,
they're just in the kitchen.

613
00:27:21.375 --> 00:27:22.708
Get out.

614
00:27:22.792 --> 00:27:23.792
Okay.

615
00:27:25.542 --> 00:27:26.625
I'll go.

616
00:27:30.625 --> 00:27:33.000
But I'm actually
a really great fucking guy.

617
00:27:35.208 --> 00:27:36.875
I've changed.

618
00:27:36.958 --> 00:27:39.333
-People never change.
-What was that?

619
00:27:39.417 --> 00:27:41.125
-[microphone thumping]
-Hey. To my classmates,

620
00:27:41.208 --> 00:27:42.625
or what's left of you,

621
00:27:42.708 --> 00:27:45.083
I'd just like to say, you got old.

622
00:27:45.167 --> 00:27:46.208
[laughter]

623
00:27:46.292 --> 00:27:47.917
And Marjorie Rose,

624
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:50.042
I'm gonna love you
till the day I die.

625
00:27:50.125 --> 00:27:51.917
[♪ band playing "Just One Look"
by Doris Troy]

626
00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:53.667
♪ Just one look ♪

627
00:27:54.625 --> 00:28:00.042
♪ And I fell so hard, hard, hard ♪

628
00:28:00.125 --> 00:28:02.875
-♪ In love ♪
-This is our song.

629
00:28:02.958 --> 00:28:04.417
♪ Mm ♪

630
00:28:04.500 --> 00:28:06.167
-♪ With you ♪
-No, it's not.

631
00:28:06.250 --> 00:28:08.042
No, no, it's not. That's what I said.

632
00:28:08.125 --> 00:28:09.875
This is not our song. Yeah.

633
00:28:09.958 --> 00:28:11.917
-Mm.
-This song's trash.

634
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.917
I mean, I kinda like it,
but it's just not our song.

635
00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:15.500
I like it too, it's really good.

636
00:28:15.583 --> 00:28:17.333
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

637
00:28:17.417 --> 00:28:19.625
-[both chuckle]
-♪ To have ♪

638
00:28:22.208 --> 00:28:25.208
♪ Your love ♪

639
00:28:25.292 --> 00:28:26.583
-♪ Oh-oh ♪
-What?

640
00:28:26.667 --> 00:28:28.833
♪ Oh, say you will ♪

641
00:28:30.333 --> 00:28:35.750
♪ Will be mi-i-ine ♪

642
00:28:35.833 --> 00:28:37.000
♪ Forever ♪

643
00:28:37.083 --> 00:28:38.333
[booming]

644
00:28:39.500 --> 00:28:42.875
-[muffled screaming]
-♪ And always ♪

645
00:28:42.958 --> 00:28:45.167
-♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-Katie!

646
00:28:45.250 --> 00:28:48.333
♪ Just one look, mm ♪

647
00:28:48.417 --> 00:28:50.292
-♪ And I knew ♪
-[cook] Order up!

648
00:28:50.375 --> 00:28:53.375
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

649
00:28:53.458 --> 00:28:55.375
♪ That you ♪

650
00:28:56.833 --> 00:28:59.833
♪ Were my only one ♪

651
00:28:59.917 --> 00:29:03.750
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

652
00:29:03.833 --> 00:29:06.458
♪ I thought I was dreaming, oh ♪

653
00:29:06.542 --> 00:29:09.167
♪ But I was wrong ♪

654
00:29:09.250 --> 00:29:11.167
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

655
00:29:11.250 --> 00:29:14.125
-♪ Oh, so I'm gonna keep on scheming... ♪
-[bell ringing]

656
00:29:14.208 --> 00:29:16.583
Alright, sickos! Last call!

657
00:29:16.667 --> 00:29:19.917
We got school in the morning!
[laughing] Yeah!

658
00:29:20.917 --> 00:29:24.042
♪ So you see, oh ♪

659
00:29:24.125 --> 00:29:25.750
♪ I really care ♪

660
00:29:25.833 --> 00:29:27.167
-[♪ music stops abruptly]
-[gasping]

661
00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:29.000
Oh, fuck.

662
00:29:30.167 --> 00:29:31.958
Oh! Oh, my God.

663
00:29:33.667 --> 00:29:35.750
-Oh my God.
-[groaning] Hey, hey! Wait, wait!

664
00:29:35.833 --> 00:29:38.583
Where are you heading?
I can make us some breakfast.

665
00:29:38.667 --> 00:29:40.000
I can make us some...

666
00:29:41.583 --> 00:29:42.583
yogurt.

667
00:29:44.125 --> 00:29:45.125
Yogurt!

668
00:29:47.458 --> 00:29:48.875
Toast, bitch!

669
00:29:49.792 --> 00:29:52.792
[♪ "I Can Change"
by LCD Soundsystem playing]

670
00:29:52.875 --> 00:29:54.875
[sobbing]

671
00:30:05.583 --> 00:30:08.583
[♪ "I Can Change" continues playing]

672
00:30:10.958 --> 00:30:15.125
♪ Tell me a line,
make it easy for me ♪

673
00:30:15.208 --> 00:30:16.708
[groaning loudly]

674
00:30:16.792 --> 00:30:20.542
[reporter] Madness at North Meadows
years ago when that tornado hit.

675
00:30:20.625 --> 00:30:23.750
But today, it's the first day
of school, again,

676
00:30:23.833 --> 00:30:26.542
for a community known
only for that tornado.

677
00:30:26.625 --> 00:30:31.042
And of course, a series of gruesome
unsolved murders back in 2007,

678
00:30:31.125 --> 00:30:33.125
when a bunch of handsome men
were killed...

679
00:30:33.208 --> 00:30:34.667
[Ron's mom] I'll go with you.
I'll deal with--

680
00:30:34.750 --> 00:30:36.458
-[Ron Felker] No, you're not coming.
-Yeah. Why can't--

681
00:30:36.542 --> 00:30:37.792
[Ron] That's-- Uh, that's weird.

682
00:30:37.875 --> 00:30:39.875
[students chattering]

683
00:30:40.333 --> 00:30:41.333
[books thudding]

684
00:30:43.458 --> 00:30:47.167
♪ So ring the alarm,
ring the alarm ♪

685
00:30:48.208 --> 00:30:49.917
-[cigarette singeing]
-[Peter groaning]

686
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:51.583
-[coffee splashing]
-[Matt] What the fuck?!

687
00:30:51.667 --> 00:30:54.542
[sighs] School fucking sucks.

688
00:30:55.750 --> 00:30:58.542
[Principal Nadler] [over PA]
Welcome back, my sweet children.

689
00:30:58.625 --> 00:31:01.875
This will be your home
for two whole weeks,

690
00:31:01.958 --> 00:31:05.125
so go to class,
dance your ass off at prom,

691
00:31:05.208 --> 00:31:06.833
shine in the school play,

692
00:31:06.917 --> 00:31:10.250
and I know you will take
your final exam seriously.

693
00:31:10.333 --> 00:31:12.583
Although things may look
a bit different,

694
00:31:12.667 --> 00:31:15.000
I think you'll find
it's all pretty much the same.

695
00:31:15.958 --> 00:31:18.083
-♪ Never change, never change ♪
-[locker door banging]

696
00:31:18.167 --> 00:31:19.958
♪ Never change, never change ♪

697
00:31:20.042 --> 00:31:22.042
-♪ Never change, never change ♪
-[locker door banging]

698
00:31:23.083 --> 00:31:27.083
-♪ This is why I fell in love ♪
-[banging continues]

699
00:31:28.458 --> 00:31:30.458
-♪ Oh ♪
-[toilet flushing]

700
00:31:32.292 --> 00:31:33.875
Oh, my God!

701
00:31:33.958 --> 00:31:36.000
[laughing] Hey!

702
00:31:36.083 --> 00:31:38.667
Oh, wow. How cool is this?

703
00:31:38.750 --> 00:31:42.667
♪ Never change, that's just
who I fell in love with ♪

704
00:31:42.750 --> 00:31:44.125
My eyes!

705
00:31:45.083 --> 00:31:48.125
♪ In love ♪

706
00:31:48.208 --> 00:31:49.542
Oh, my God.

707
00:31:51.125 --> 00:31:52.167
Damn!

708
00:31:54.083 --> 00:31:55.083
[photographer] Smile!

709
00:31:56.292 --> 00:31:58.167
So, that's what I look like.

710
00:31:58.250 --> 00:31:59.792
[chuckles] Nice.

711
00:31:59.875 --> 00:32:01.250
♪ The very best time ♪

712
00:32:01.333 --> 00:32:04.000
♪ So give me a line and take me-- ♪

713
00:32:04.083 --> 00:32:06.083
-[♪ music stops abruptly]
-[school bell ringing]

714
00:32:06.167 --> 00:32:07.625
[students chattering]

715
00:32:08.333 --> 00:32:11.250
[Sunny] [whispering]
Hey. Psst, hey.

716
00:32:11.333 --> 00:32:12.333
Katie.

717
00:32:12.417 --> 00:32:13.458
-[bag thuds]
-Ow!

718
00:32:13.542 --> 00:32:15.000
Oh!

719
00:32:15.083 --> 00:32:17.000
Ow! What the fuck, Sunny?

720
00:32:17.917 --> 00:32:19.958
Hey. [laughing]

721
00:32:20.042 --> 00:32:21.292
[teacher clearing throat]

722
00:32:21.375 --> 00:32:23.958
Welcome, everyone,
to the first day of school.

723
00:32:24.042 --> 00:32:25.458
Again. [chuckles]

724
00:32:25.542 --> 00:32:27.250
I'll be your homeroom teacher,

725
00:32:27.333 --> 00:32:30.042
Ms... Jankey.

726
00:32:30.125 --> 00:32:32.167
[chalk scribbling]

727
00:32:33.208 --> 00:32:35.458
And I'm here if you need anything.

728
00:32:36.750 --> 00:32:40.833
And I do mean... any... thing.

729
00:32:41.750 --> 00:32:42.833
[student chuckles]

730
00:32:42.917 --> 00:32:44.208
Damn!

731
00:32:44.292 --> 00:32:45.917
Okay!

732
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.208
Well, I don't know if you've heard,

733
00:32:47.292 --> 00:32:50.792
but schools have gotten
a little "funky" nowadays.

734
00:32:50.875 --> 00:32:53.542
So, we are required by law
to start every school year

735
00:32:53.625 --> 00:32:55.042
with a little PSA.

736
00:32:55.875 --> 00:32:56.875
'Kay.

737
00:32:58.083 --> 00:32:59.792
[video player clicking]

738
00:32:59.875 --> 00:33:00.875
[Tedi] Mm.

739
00:33:02.167 --> 00:33:05.042
[♪ eerie music playing on TV]

740
00:33:05.125 --> 00:33:07.542
[on video] Hi, I'm Whit Conway.
Now, I don't know if you've heard,

741
00:33:07.625 --> 00:33:10.750
but schools have gotten
a little bit funky nowadays.

742
00:33:10.833 --> 00:33:11.833
[gun clicking]

743
00:33:11.917 --> 00:33:15.875
-[gunfire]
-[people screaming]

744
00:33:15.958 --> 00:33:18.583
[shooter on video]
Ooh! Somebody stop me!

745
00:33:18.667 --> 00:33:21.000
[victim on video]
Oh, my God, he's quoting The Mask!

746
00:33:21.083 --> 00:33:22.250
-[gunfire continues]
-Mm-mm!

747
00:33:22.333 --> 00:33:23.542
-[shooter] S-smokin'!
-[gunfire ends]

748
00:33:23.625 --> 00:33:25.458
[Whit] I'm Whit Conway.
Look around you.

749
00:33:25.542 --> 00:33:26.917
Everyone is a suspect.

750
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:29.042
-[lights clicking]
-Who do you think it's gonna be?

751
00:33:29.125 --> 00:33:30.375
It's gonna be Ron!

752
00:33:30.458 --> 00:33:32.583
You were the one who used
to call in all those bomb threats.

753
00:33:32.667 --> 00:33:35.917
Again with this shit?
To get out of class, you zesty bitch!

754
00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:37.792
Canceled! [chuckles]

755
00:33:37.875 --> 00:33:39.833
You can't say "bitch"
out loud anymore.

756
00:33:39.917 --> 00:33:40.917
[Sunny] I'll say this.

757
00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:42.708
I'm definitely capable of it.

758
00:33:42.792 --> 00:33:44.792
But I honestly just, like,
don't think it's gonna be me.

759
00:33:44.875 --> 00:33:46.167
[Ms. Jankey] Interesting.

760
00:33:46.250 --> 00:33:48.292
Katie, who do you think
it's gonna be?

761
00:33:48.375 --> 00:33:50.042
-Who cares? Claire.
-[Claire Dubois] As if!

762
00:33:50.125 --> 00:33:51.833
I would just poison all of you.

763
00:33:51.917 --> 00:33:53.958
Probably gonna be someone
that we least expect.

764
00:33:54.042 --> 00:33:56.375
So, I would say it's gonna be...

765
00:33:58.083 --> 00:33:59.958
whatever that little girl's name
is up there.

766
00:34:00.042 --> 00:34:01.208
It's Amelia.

767
00:34:01.292 --> 00:34:03.083
I grew up next door to you.

768
00:34:03.167 --> 00:34:04.833
Yeah.

769
00:34:04.917 --> 00:34:06.875
It's gonna be you.
You're d-definitely gonna do it,

770
00:34:06.958 --> 00:34:08.708
whatever your name is.

771
00:34:08.792 --> 00:34:10.458
-[Amelia scoffs]
-[school bell ringing]

772
00:34:10.542 --> 00:34:12.167
Not my nuts. Not my nuts. Not my nuts.

773
00:34:12.250 --> 00:34:14.958
-Six more laps!
-[Ron] Fuck you!

774
00:34:15.042 --> 00:34:17.875
Psst, hey.
I had a lot of fun last night.

775
00:34:17.958 --> 00:34:19.125
-Sunny.
-[chuckles]

776
00:34:19.208 --> 00:34:21.208
-Last night was a mistake.
-Oh.

777
00:34:21.292 --> 00:34:23.208
-[ball thuds]
-Crrrruuunch!

778
00:34:23.292 --> 00:34:25.708
What part, though?
'Cause, um, I had a lot of fun. [chuckles]

779
00:34:26.792 --> 00:34:29.375
-[ball thuds]
-[grunting] My fucking nuts!

780
00:34:29.458 --> 00:34:32.458
I can't just pick up where we left off
20 years ago, okay?

781
00:34:32.542 --> 00:34:34.792
I'm-- I'm a grown up now.
I have a life, I'm en--

782
00:34:35.583 --> 00:34:37.250
We're not in high school anymore!

783
00:34:37.333 --> 00:34:38.917
-[ball thuds]
-Oh, my fucking balls!

784
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:41.667
Well... yeah, we are. [chuckles]

785
00:34:42.958 --> 00:34:44.625
-[ball thuds]
-[grunting]

786
00:34:44.708 --> 00:34:45.875
Almost my nuts.

787
00:34:45.958 --> 00:34:48.083
It's over, okay? For real this time.

788
00:34:48.167 --> 00:34:49.458
Right. And, wait, um...

789
00:34:49.542 --> 00:34:51.917
Please, not my nuts.
[groaning loudly]

790
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:53.375
Five more laps! Let's go!

791
00:34:53.458 --> 00:34:55.333
-I'm gonna fucking kill you!
-Geez!

792
00:34:55.417 --> 00:34:57.333
[indistinct shouting]

793
00:34:57.417 --> 00:34:58.917
[Ron] You son of a bitch!

794
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.625
-[Ms. Wing] Tedi?
-The pelvic lining.

795
00:35:00.708 --> 00:35:02.333
-[Ms. Wing] Tedi.
-The aortic valve.

796
00:35:02.417 --> 00:35:03.625
The lymphatic system.

797
00:35:03.708 --> 00:35:05.167
Macular degeneration.

798
00:35:05.250 --> 00:35:06.833
-The femur.
-Shut up!

799
00:35:06.917 --> 00:35:10.500
That's like the fifth wrong answer
you've said in 20 seconds.

800
00:35:10.583 --> 00:35:12.958
The femur is not connected
to the cervical vertebrae.

801
00:35:13.042 --> 00:35:15.125
-Yes, it is. It's new.
-It's new?

802
00:35:15.208 --> 00:35:16.458
Every skeleton's different.

803
00:35:16.542 --> 00:35:19.875
Like my cousin, he got like,
four elbows and like, two noses.

804
00:35:19.958 --> 00:35:23.208
Shut up! Shut up!
Why are you talking?!

805
00:35:23.292 --> 00:35:24.667
-Oh, my God.
-[softly] You shut up.

806
00:35:24.750 --> 00:35:28.167
Please, just for the rest
of the class, shut up!

807
00:35:28.250 --> 00:35:29.917
-[pounding desk]
-[Ms. Wing] I will continue.

808
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:32.167
-Wah-wah, wah-wah-wah...
-[whispering] Hey, bro.

809
00:35:32.958 --> 00:35:35.333
Huge party at my house on Friday.

810
00:35:35.417 --> 00:35:37.625
-Yeah?
-My parents are out of town...

811
00:35:37.708 --> 00:35:38.708
for life.

812
00:35:40.167 --> 00:35:41.917
[whispering] What do you mean?

813
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.125
They just died, bro.
The house is empty.

814
00:35:45.208 --> 00:35:47.167
It's gonna be sick.

815
00:35:47.250 --> 00:35:49.292
[whispering] Oh, my God, bro.

816
00:35:49.375 --> 00:35:51.375
I'm so sorry.

817
00:35:51.458 --> 00:35:52.583
Are you okay?

818
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:55.458
Dude, it's gonna be a rager.

819
00:35:56.958 --> 00:35:59.708
Sure, man.
Whatever you need, I'm here for you.

820
00:36:00.542 --> 00:36:02.500
I'm so sorry.

821
00:36:02.583 --> 00:36:04.458
It's awesome.

822
00:36:04.542 --> 00:36:06.625
We're gonna party. [whimpering]

823
00:36:07.167 --> 00:36:08.167
Goddammit!

824
00:36:08.958 --> 00:36:10.958
[items clattering]

825
00:36:11.375 --> 00:36:12.625
[prop skull thumping]

826
00:36:12.708 --> 00:36:15.333
They are forcing us

827
00:36:15.417 --> 00:36:18.958
to remount my play from 2008.

828
00:36:19.042 --> 00:36:20.917
Honestly, I wrote it as a joke.
It's crap.

829
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.708
All you morons
are gonna play your old roles.

830
00:36:23.792 --> 00:36:26.833
Todd, you're "Detective,"
Sandra, you're "Wife,"

831
00:36:26.917 --> 00:36:28.417
and Curtis, you're me.

832
00:36:28.500 --> 00:36:30.708
Or I-- I mean, uh, "Francois," obviously.

833
00:36:30.792 --> 00:36:32.458
-Fuck! [clapping]
-Good luck.

834
00:36:32.542 --> 00:36:34.833
It'll be like riding a bike. [chuckles]

835
00:36:34.917 --> 00:36:36.625
[Mr. Whiley]
Everyone else is in the crew!

836
00:36:37.500 --> 00:36:39.792
It's been really cool
watching you on TV.

837
00:36:40.792 --> 00:36:42.208
That is so sweet. [chuckles]

838
00:36:42.292 --> 00:36:44.708
Have you been doing
any acting or anything?

839
00:36:44.792 --> 00:36:47.042
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm a-- I'm a detective, actually.

840
00:36:47.125 --> 00:36:48.875
[Mr. Whiley] Hey, guys?
Can you do me a huge favor

841
00:36:48.958 --> 00:36:50.083
and shut the fuck up?

842
00:36:51.042 --> 00:36:53.167
Thanks. Now, go.

843
00:36:53.250 --> 00:36:55.042
Fucking act. Go!

844
00:36:55.125 --> 00:36:58.750
Philip Stein! We found his body
jammed in a suitcase,

845
00:36:58.833 --> 00:37:00.333
stabbed the fuck up,

846
00:37:00.417 --> 00:37:02.333
all crusty and shit.

847
00:37:02.417 --> 00:37:06.042
Oh, my God!
That's my coworker.

848
00:37:06.125 --> 00:37:08.833
He was just teaching me
how to bowl with his hands

849
00:37:08.917 --> 00:37:11.208
on my hips... and lower.

850
00:37:11.292 --> 00:37:14.333
-What monster could do this?
-Watch this.

851
00:37:14.417 --> 00:37:16.125
[Mr. Whiley]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop!

852
00:37:16.958 --> 00:37:18.917
-What was that?
-What?

853
00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:21.292
It was your line,
but you looked right at me

854
00:37:21.375 --> 00:37:23.958
and said, "Watch this."

855
00:37:25.292 --> 00:37:26.917
-For real?
-[Mr. Whiley] For realsies.

856
00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:28.292
Here's a little acting tip.

857
00:37:29.292 --> 00:37:31.167
Don't fucking do that.

858
00:37:31.250 --> 00:37:33.208
Let's take it from your last line, go.

859
00:37:33.292 --> 00:37:35.125
[crying]
What monster could do this?

860
00:37:35.208 --> 00:37:37.167
-Watch this.
-Okay, what the fuck are you doing?

861
00:37:37.250 --> 00:37:39.167
Shit, I felt it that time. I felt it.

862
00:37:39.250 --> 00:37:40.250
Well, don't do it.

863
00:37:40.333 --> 00:37:41.583
Just say your line.

864
00:37:41.667 --> 00:37:43.875
[clearing throat]
What monster could do this--

865
00:37:43.958 --> 00:37:46.250
-Watch this. Fuck!
-Don't say, "Watch this!"

866
00:37:46.333 --> 00:37:47.625
-Watch this.
-No!

867
00:37:47.708 --> 00:37:49.167
I got this. Watch this.

868
00:37:49.250 --> 00:37:51.125
-Fuck!
-Uh, okay, let's take a little--

869
00:37:51.208 --> 00:37:52.333
Let me just get that lead-in line.

870
00:37:52.417 --> 00:37:54.625
[Sandra]
He was teaching me how to bowl

871
00:37:54.708 --> 00:37:58.583
with his hands on my hips... and lower.
What monster could do--

872
00:37:58.667 --> 00:38:01.125
-Watch this-- No!
-Yeah, we're gonna take a little break.

873
00:38:01.208 --> 00:38:02.833
Watch this. Fuck!
Watch ass.

874
00:38:02.917 --> 00:38:04.542
Watch me! Watch out! Fuck!

875
00:38:04.625 --> 00:38:06.542
Watch this. Watch me! Fuck, no!

876
00:38:06.625 --> 00:38:08.583
Watch this. Watch me!
Watch out! Fuck!

877
00:38:08.667 --> 00:38:12.292
-Fuck, no! Watch! No! Watch this.
-What the fuck is happening?

878
00:38:12.375 --> 00:38:14.292
No! Watch this.
Watch, watch, watch, watch.

879
00:38:14.375 --> 00:38:16.250
-Watch me. Watch out. Watch this.
-[gasps] Oh!

880
00:38:16.333 --> 00:38:17.500
Fuck me! Fuck you!

881
00:38:17.583 --> 00:38:19.167
-[♪ horror music playing]
-Shit! No. Come-- Come on now!

882
00:38:19.250 --> 00:38:21.583
Shit! Fuck! Sorry! Here we go.

883
00:38:21.667 --> 00:38:23.125
-Watch me. Fuck, no!
-What-- What should I do?

884
00:38:23.208 --> 00:38:25.208
-I'm...
-No! Watch me. Let's go!

885
00:38:25.292 --> 00:38:26.583
I'm ready to do this. Come on.

886
00:38:26.667 --> 00:38:29.458
Here we go. I'm done playing
with everybody here.

887
00:38:29.542 --> 00:38:31.958
It's time now!
Let's get it. I love this game.

888
00:38:32.042 --> 00:38:35.083
-[yelling]
-[warbling]

889
00:38:35.167 --> 00:38:36.167
-Curtis!
-[♪ music stops]

890
00:38:36.250 --> 00:38:37.625
I don't know what the fuck
is happening to me!

891
00:38:37.708 --> 00:38:39.375
I can't fucking act anymore!
[sobbing]

892
00:38:39.458 --> 00:38:41.833
-I don't know what's happening to me.
-[school bell ringing]

893
00:38:41.917 --> 00:38:45.042
That's the bell.
Great first rehearsal, guys.

894
00:38:45.125 --> 00:38:47.125
[chuckles] That was a lot
of weird behavior.

895
00:38:47.208 --> 00:38:50.042
From a lot of you, to be honest.
Jesus Christ.

896
00:38:50.125 --> 00:38:51.375
[items clattering]

897
00:38:52.042 --> 00:38:54.000
[weeping] They're gonna catch me.

898
00:38:54.083 --> 00:38:56.583
[voice echoing]
Sandra, you're "Wife," and Curtis...

899
00:38:56.667 --> 00:38:58.125
...you're me.

900
00:38:58.208 --> 00:39:00.958
Or I-- I mean, uh, "Francois," obviously.
Fuck!

901
00:39:01.042 --> 00:39:03.083
[♪ unsettling music playing]

902
00:39:03.167 --> 00:39:04.667
[Mark] Mm-hmm.

903
00:39:04.750 --> 00:39:05.750
Oh, yes.

904
00:39:06.792 --> 00:39:08.750
I boiled it perfectly.

905
00:39:09.167 --> 00:39:10.833
[♪ music fades out]

906
00:39:10.917 --> 00:39:13.958
Mommy called earlier.
She sounded quite upset.

907
00:39:14.042 --> 00:39:17.375
She said, uh, she sent you some
napkin samples for the wedding.

908
00:39:17.458 --> 00:39:19.042
Oh shit, I forgot. Sorry.

909
00:39:19.125 --> 00:39:20.375
You really should respond.

910
00:39:20.458 --> 00:39:22.500
She was, uh, yelling at me
for quite a bit.

911
00:39:22.583 --> 00:39:24.292
[Katie] [chuckles]
What's she gonna do, Mark?

912
00:39:24.375 --> 00:39:25.917
-Make me walk the plank?
-[Mark chuckles]

913
00:39:28.125 --> 00:39:29.125
What?

914
00:39:29.208 --> 00:39:30.417
Walk the plank.

915
00:39:30.500 --> 00:39:32.500
[chuckles] Walk the plank? I...

916
00:39:32.583 --> 00:39:34.458
Like a pirate. It's a joke.

917
00:39:34.542 --> 00:39:37.000
That's so random.
Why would she make you do that?

918
00:39:37.083 --> 00:39:39.583
No, no. She wouldn't-- She wouldn't,
like, actually make me do it.

919
00:39:39.667 --> 00:39:41.292
It's just-- like, it's like a sh--

920
00:39:41.375 --> 00:39:43.500
-It's like a joke, I'm just like saying--
-[silverware clattering]

921
00:39:44.542 --> 00:39:45.917
Oh, my God.

922
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:47.750
[laughing] Wait, that's hilarious!

923
00:39:47.833 --> 00:39:50.583
-[clapping and laughing]
-[chuckles dryly]

924
00:39:50.667 --> 00:39:53.625
-Yeah.
-[laughing hysterically]

925
00:39:54.167 --> 00:39:55.542
-Think up-- Write it down.
-[doorbell ringing]

926
00:39:55.625 --> 00:39:56.708
-We gotta remember--
-I'll get it.

927
00:39:56.792 --> 00:39:58.500
We gotta remember that.

928
00:39:58.583 --> 00:40:00.208
[continues laughing]

929
00:40:00.292 --> 00:40:01.458
"Walk the plank."

930
00:40:02.833 --> 00:40:04.583
-Ah, it could be a pirate, baby.
-[whispering] Katie.

931
00:40:04.667 --> 00:40:05.792
-[Katie] Sunny?
-[Mark laughing]

932
00:40:05.875 --> 00:40:07.375
-What...
-[Mark sighing]

933
00:40:07.458 --> 00:40:08.708
Uh, what are you doing here?
[chuckles]

934
00:40:08.792 --> 00:40:10.125
Yeah, no. Uh, okay, look.

935
00:40:10.208 --> 00:40:13.167
Uh, alright, I know that things
are topsy-turvy or whatever,

936
00:40:13.250 --> 00:40:15.875
and I know that I look like shit
or whatever now, and it's just...

937
00:40:15.958 --> 00:40:17.375
[inhales sharply]
Look.

938
00:40:17.458 --> 00:40:19.375
Uh, I can change that
or whatever, alright?

939
00:40:19.458 --> 00:40:21.667
It's just, um, okay.

940
00:40:21.750 --> 00:40:22.875
Look, um...

941
00:40:23.958 --> 00:40:28.042
Seeing you again, it feels like
my body remembers you.

942
00:40:29.417 --> 00:40:31.292
And it feels like home.

943
00:40:31.375 --> 00:40:32.500
Please, just give me a chance--

944
00:40:32.583 --> 00:40:35.083
[in pirate voice] Argh, matey!
Who be in me ship right now?

945
00:40:35.167 --> 00:40:37.208
I'll castrate ye!

946
00:40:37.292 --> 00:40:38.792
No, I'm just messing, guys.

947
00:40:38.875 --> 00:40:40.292
Pirate vibes. She's so funny.

948
00:40:41.417 --> 00:40:42.500
What's, uh...

949
00:40:43.833 --> 00:40:45.125
What is that?

950
00:40:45.208 --> 00:40:47.083
-It's, uh...
-This house? Oh.

951
00:40:47.167 --> 00:40:49.667
-This is...
-Oh. Ahoy!

952
00:40:49.750 --> 00:40:53.292
Captain Mark Spitz,
at your service.

953
00:40:53.375 --> 00:40:54.917
Katie's fiancé.

954
00:40:57.458 --> 00:40:59.625
Sunny, I tried to tell you earlier, but...

955
00:40:59.708 --> 00:41:01.083
[Mark] The ole ball and chain.

956
00:41:01.167 --> 00:41:02.958
[imitates choking, laughing]

957
00:41:05.125 --> 00:41:06.958
And-- and who might ye be, good sir?

958
00:41:07.042 --> 00:41:10.917
-Uh...
-He-- he is, um, Sunny.

959
00:41:11.000 --> 00:41:13.625
We... we go to school together.

960
00:41:14.458 --> 00:41:16.208
Ah! A fellow inmate.

961
00:41:16.292 --> 00:41:20.000
My condolences to you both.
But, um, where are my manners?

962
00:41:20.083 --> 00:41:22.833
Sunny, would you like to come in
and have some supper with us?

963
00:41:22.917 --> 00:41:24.167
Oh, no.

964
00:41:24.250 --> 00:41:25.625
-What are we having?
-[Katie] Boiled chicken.

965
00:41:25.708 --> 00:41:27.083
There's enough chicken
to go all around.

966
00:41:27.167 --> 00:41:28.750
-I could feed the entire neighborhood.
-No, that's okay.

967
00:41:28.833 --> 00:41:30.208
Boiled chicken, oh yeah!

968
00:41:30.292 --> 00:41:31.375
-Just go inside.
-Alright.

969
00:41:31.458 --> 00:41:33.000
-Jesus Christ.
-[Mark] [in pirate voice] Argh, matey!

970
00:41:33.083 --> 00:41:34.708
-[Katie] Go inside!
-Yes, ma'am. Alright, hey.

971
00:41:34.792 --> 00:41:36.708
It's great to meet you, Sunny.

972
00:41:36.792 --> 00:41:38.667
-Later!
-I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

973
00:41:38.750 --> 00:41:40.750
[♪ somber music playing]

974
00:41:42.501 --> 00:41:45.083
-[lock clacking]
-[Ms. Jankey panting]

975
00:41:45.167 --> 00:41:48.042
Time capsules!
You guys remember doing these?

976
00:41:48.125 --> 00:41:49.542
[sniffling]

977
00:41:49.625 --> 00:41:51.667
Some kids were supposed
to dig 'em up in about 100 years,

978
00:41:51.750 --> 00:41:54.042
but you guys are here now,
so we figured, what the hell?

979
00:41:54.792 --> 00:41:56.333
Your hopes, your dreams,

980
00:41:56.417 --> 00:41:59.917
your naive anticipations for life,

981
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:01.708
all in these capsules.

982
00:42:03.792 --> 00:42:06.542
You know, I remember
when I was 18,

983
00:42:06.625 --> 00:42:09.208
wide-eyed, stacked...

984
00:42:10.333 --> 00:42:12.375
-[capsule hissing]
-Shit!

985
00:42:12.458 --> 00:42:15.708
[Amelia] Oh, no. Jesus Christ.

986
00:42:18.208 --> 00:42:19.583
[warbling]

987
00:42:20.958 --> 00:42:22.167
Oh, my God.

988
00:42:23.750 --> 00:42:25.042
Fuck.

989
00:42:25.958 --> 00:42:27.958
[kiss smacking]
Mm! That tasted good.

990
00:42:31.250 --> 00:42:32.250
Fuck.

991
00:42:34.917 --> 00:42:36.083
[gas pearls rattling]

992
00:42:41.375 --> 00:42:42.958
[softly whimpering]

993
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:49.083
[seal whooshes]

994
00:42:49.875 --> 00:42:52.875
[♪ soft upbeat music playing]

995
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:01.417
[quietly] No way.

996
00:43:03.375 --> 00:43:05.417
Hey. [chuckles]

997
00:43:08.958 --> 00:43:11.750
[laughing]
I got fucking Ice!

998
00:43:11.833 --> 00:43:13.333
Shit.

999
00:43:14.333 --> 00:43:15.333
[Ms. Jankey] No!

1000
00:43:15.417 --> 00:43:16.917
-No drinking in class!
-Mm!

1001
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:18.625
[Ms. Jankey] [whacking]
Get...

1002
00:43:18.708 --> 00:43:19.917
-Bad boy!
-[coughing] Damn, girl!

1003
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:21.458
-Very, very naughty!
-I got Ice!

1004
00:43:21.542 --> 00:43:23.375
I'll die if I don't drink it!

1005
00:43:23.458 --> 00:43:24.833
I'll die!

1006
00:43:24.917 --> 00:43:26.542
Drinking in class?

1007
00:43:26.625 --> 00:43:27.833
Are you stupid?

1008
00:43:27.917 --> 00:43:30.458
[chuckles] Yeah.

1009
00:43:30.542 --> 00:43:33.667
Can you please just act normal
for two weeks?

1010
00:43:33.750 --> 00:43:35.000
-Go to the prom...
-Mm-hmm.

1011
00:43:35.083 --> 00:43:36.333
-...take your finals...
-Mm-hmm.

1012
00:43:36.417 --> 00:43:38.500
...and we finish the year
with the school play.

1013
00:43:38.583 --> 00:43:40.333
Then, we're done.
You graduate,

1014
00:43:40.417 --> 00:43:43.417
and we all go back to our normal lives.
No drama.

1015
00:43:43.500 --> 00:43:45.917
[panting] I can't--
I cannot do this play.

1016
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:47.792
You have to! It's the rules!

1017
00:43:47.875 --> 00:43:50.167
Fuck! Fine.

1018
00:43:51.750 --> 00:43:52.750
[door closes]

1019
00:43:52.833 --> 00:43:54.417
[Principal Nadler]
Where the fuck are you going?!

1020
00:43:54.500 --> 00:43:56.000
Sit the fuck back down!

1021
00:43:56.083 --> 00:43:58.250
[Amelia] Do you know what
they're saying about you?

1022
00:43:58.333 --> 00:44:01.292
You know I don't listen
when people speak!

1023
00:44:01.375 --> 00:44:02.625
Look me in the eyes.

1024
00:44:02.708 --> 00:44:04.000
[♪ intense music playing]

1025
00:44:04.083 --> 00:44:07.458
-Is it true?
-Baby, why would I do killing

1026
00:44:07.542 --> 00:44:08.958
at a Cracker Barrel?

1027
00:44:09.042 --> 00:44:10.875
I love that place!

1028
00:44:10.958 --> 00:44:14.875
I... never said anything
about a Cracker Barrel.

1029
00:44:14.958 --> 00:44:17.667
-Baby.
-Oh, Francois.

1030
00:44:17.750 --> 00:44:19.250
Know this.

1031
00:44:19.333 --> 00:44:20.625
Everything I do

1032
00:44:20.708 --> 00:44:24.333
and everything I am is for you.

1033
00:44:26.333 --> 00:44:27.500
-[screeching]
-[Curtis groaning]

1034
00:44:27.583 --> 00:44:29.083
-Shit!
-Shit!

1035
00:44:29.167 --> 00:44:31.083
[Curtis] Sorry, I was--
Um, I'm trying to--

1036
00:44:31.167 --> 00:44:33.292
-Trying to look at the script, yeah.
-Yeah, of course. I'm-- yeah.

1037
00:44:33.375 --> 00:44:34.917
That's-- Yeah.

1038
00:44:36.458 --> 00:44:38.208
How do you know all the lines?

1039
00:44:38.292 --> 00:44:39.542
You're on the stage crew.

1040
00:44:39.625 --> 00:44:42.458
Uh... I-- Yeah,
years of test prep, I guess.

1041
00:44:42.542 --> 00:44:43.625
It's like riding a bike.

1042
00:44:46.625 --> 00:44:48.000
Uh, that-- that was really great.

1043
00:44:48.833 --> 00:44:50.875
Thanks. Uh, and...

1044
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.250
thanks for helping me out.
It-- it means a lot.

1045
00:44:54.333 --> 00:44:55.667
Oh. [clearing throat]

1046
00:44:55.750 --> 00:44:57.583
It's, um-- oh gosh.
It's my-- It's my pleasure.

1047
00:44:57.667 --> 00:45:00.000
[inhales sharply, clearing throat]
Yeah. [chuckles]

1048
00:45:01.667 --> 00:45:03.250
[♪ sultry music playing]

1049
00:45:03.333 --> 00:45:05.292
[Ms. Jankey]
[sighs] Stewart.

1050
00:45:06.167 --> 00:45:07.750
[moaning] Ugh, that name.

1051
00:45:08.708 --> 00:45:11.167
Stew... art.

1052
00:45:12.208 --> 00:45:15.292
I quiver for your wispy hair,

1053
00:45:15.375 --> 00:45:17.875
your white New Balance

1054
00:45:17.958 --> 00:45:20.292
with insoles for back support!

1055
00:45:21.708 --> 00:45:25.750
I crave to slip into your polo shirt
with your company's logo.

1056
00:45:25.833 --> 00:45:27.583
[moaning loudly]

1057
00:45:27.667 --> 00:45:30.250
[breathing heavily]

1058
00:45:32.625 --> 00:45:35.208
Some of you really know your stuff.

1059
00:45:36.875 --> 00:45:38.375
-Good job.
-Oh, hell yeah.

1060
00:45:38.458 --> 00:45:40.458
And some of you...

1061
00:45:40.542 --> 00:45:43.250
-are just bad at school, I guess.
-[groaning] Fuck.

1062
00:45:43.333 --> 00:45:45.000
-[school bell ringing]
-[students chattering]

1063
00:45:45.083 --> 00:45:47.625
[whistles]
Yo! New girl, wait up!

1064
00:45:47.708 --> 00:45:49.083
-Hey.
-Are you talking to me?

1065
00:45:49.167 --> 00:45:50.542
Yeah, silly.
You're hard to catch

1066
00:45:50.625 --> 00:45:52.625
with them big ole legs.

1067
00:45:52.708 --> 00:45:54.875
Anyway, I'm glad I did.
I just wanted to tell you

1068
00:45:54.958 --> 00:45:56.958
that you're so good at class.

1069
00:45:57.042 --> 00:45:58.458
-Thanks.
-Yeah.

1070
00:45:59.333 --> 00:46:02.583
Um, I was wondering if you
could help me do good in it, too.

1071
00:46:03.417 --> 00:46:05.875
-You want me to tutor you?
-[clapping] Yes, that's it!

1072
00:46:05.958 --> 00:46:07.833
-Tutor!
-No way.

1073
00:46:07.917 --> 00:46:09.000
What? Why?

1074
00:46:09.083 --> 00:46:12.167
You're one of the dumbest people
I've ever met.

1075
00:46:12.250 --> 00:46:13.542
Hey, that's not nice.

1076
00:46:13.625 --> 00:46:16.042
Today you said the moon
"look like a ass,"

1077
00:46:16.125 --> 00:46:19.042
and that the sun
"had many rings around it."

1078
00:46:19.125 --> 00:46:21.167
We just can't see them 'cause
our sunglasses are so tiny.

1079
00:46:22.125 --> 00:46:25.875
Oh! Tedi Mayo, back in school.

1080
00:46:25.958 --> 00:46:28.458
-Hey, Marv.
-Oh, you remember that one time

1081
00:46:28.542 --> 00:46:31.417
when you did an 11-minute keg stand,

1082
00:46:31.500 --> 00:46:33.875
and you died upside down?

1083
00:46:33.958 --> 00:46:37.917
And then you went to the hospital,
and we all thought your head exploded.

1084
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:39.667
So, we all, like, wrote you letters.

1085
00:46:39.750 --> 00:46:44.333
And then you, Tedi Mayo,
you came back to life and shit.

1086
00:46:44.417 --> 00:46:46.667
You remember that shit, Tedi?

1087
00:46:46.750 --> 00:46:48.708
Tedi Mayo, back in school!

1088
00:46:48.792 --> 00:46:51.292
You remember that?
I remember that, Tedi.

1089
00:46:51.375 --> 00:46:53.042
Never forget that, man.

1090
00:46:53.125 --> 00:46:56.083
I will never forget you, Tedi Mayo.

1091
00:46:56.167 --> 00:46:58.292
Awesome! Awesome!
You're awesome, man.

1092
00:46:58.375 --> 00:47:00.958
-Awesome!
-Now's not a good time, Marv.

1093
00:47:01.042 --> 00:47:02.708
Are you gonna do stuff
like that again, Tedi?

1094
00:47:02.792 --> 00:47:05.542
Please, Tedi!
Oh, please, Tedi, please?

1095
00:47:05.625 --> 00:47:07.250
No! I'm an adult now.

1096
00:47:07.333 --> 00:47:08.625
Tedi Mayo!

1097
00:47:08.708 --> 00:47:10.708
Tedi Mayo is back.

1098
00:47:14.417 --> 00:47:15.667
Tedi! [laughing]

1099
00:47:16.417 --> 00:47:18.042
Tedi! Keep it up, Tedi!

1100
00:47:18.125 --> 00:47:20.500
Tedi's back! Tedi's back!

1101
00:47:20.583 --> 00:47:22.917
-I'll do it.
-What?

1102
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:24.583
I'll tutor you,

1103
00:47:24.667 --> 00:47:26.208
under one condition.

1104
00:47:26.292 --> 00:47:27.458
Anything.

1105
00:47:27.542 --> 00:47:29.042
Help me be remembered.

1106
00:47:30.083 --> 00:47:31.542
-What can I get started for you?
-[gasps] Hi!

1107
00:47:31.625 --> 00:47:33.417
Um, I'll have a number one, melted,

1108
00:47:33.500 --> 00:47:34.667
-with Cheez Whiz...
-I'd like a four

1109
00:47:34.750 --> 00:47:36.250
-with poop cream.
-...and some caca flakes on top--

1110
00:47:36.333 --> 00:47:38.083
Alright. Alright, alright, alright,
alright, alright.

1111
00:47:38.167 --> 00:47:39.958
Alright, uh, one at a time.
One at a time.

1112
00:47:40.042 --> 00:47:41.667
Oh, so sorry, good chap. Sorry.

1113
00:47:41.750 --> 00:47:45.958
Um, so I'll have a number one, melted,
with shit flakes on top.

1114
00:47:46.042 --> 00:47:49.208
-Do you have toasted poop?
-Or maybe some cum or some piss...

1115
00:47:49.292 --> 00:47:50.667
-[overlapping chatter]
-I'll be back--

1116
00:47:50.750 --> 00:47:53.333
I'll be back when you're--
when you guys are fucking serious.

1117
00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:57.500
Oh!
This vanilla got some heat on it.

1118
00:47:57.583 --> 00:48:00.958
[chuckles] Oh, man, that's bad.

1119
00:48:01.042 --> 00:48:02.708
[coughing]

1120
00:48:02.792 --> 00:48:05.250
I need some milk. Waiter?

1121
00:48:06.708 --> 00:48:07.833
Madam?

1122
00:48:09.458 --> 00:48:10.542
She's coming back.

1123
00:48:13.083 --> 00:48:14.417
You okay, my blumpkin?

1124
00:48:15.625 --> 00:48:18.375
I don't think you know
what that means, Mark.

1125
00:48:18.458 --> 00:48:22.208
Well, I do know some news
that will cheer you up.

1126
00:48:23.500 --> 00:48:25.333
-What's the news?
-Mommy set a wedding date!

1127
00:48:26.208 --> 00:48:28.792
-For who?
-For us, you simple bitch.

1128
00:48:29.792 --> 00:48:31.250
-Mark!
-I'm so sorry.

1129
00:48:31.333 --> 00:48:33.500
That did not mean that--
It was supposed to come out

1130
00:48:33.583 --> 00:48:36.000
like a cheeky girlfriend,
and it did not.

1131
00:48:36.083 --> 00:48:39.750
But no, y-your mom can't set a date.
It's our wedding.

1132
00:48:39.833 --> 00:48:43.083
Well, she did,
and she's tired of waiting.

1133
00:48:43.167 --> 00:48:44.958
And so am I!
I mean, it's been nine years, Kate.

1134
00:48:45.042 --> 00:48:46.250
That's not that long.

1135
00:48:48.667 --> 00:48:50.792
-Kinda.
-What about school?

1136
00:48:50.875 --> 00:48:52.792
-Yeah, uh--
-And like, I don't have a job right now.

1137
00:48:52.875 --> 00:48:54.750
-But don't--
-We can't just, like, rush into anything.

1138
00:48:54.833 --> 00:48:57.042
[babbling indistinctly]
Don't worry about that.

1139
00:48:57.125 --> 00:48:58.833
We're always gonna be able
to come up with excuses

1140
00:48:58.917 --> 00:49:01.708
of why now is not the perfect time,

1141
00:49:01.792 --> 00:49:04.292
but all that matters
is that we love each other.

1142
00:49:04.375 --> 00:49:06.708
I mean, just think.

1143
00:49:07.833 --> 00:49:10.292
Like, we're the last people
that we'll ever sleep with.

1144
00:49:12.417 --> 00:49:13.833
[mouth full] How awesome is that?

1145
00:49:17.250 --> 00:49:18.583
[Ms. Jankey]
Oh, you're doing so great.

1146
00:49:18.667 --> 00:49:20.417
So great!

1147
00:49:20.500 --> 00:49:22.417
Oh, that's so good.

1148
00:49:22.500 --> 00:49:24.125
Yeah, you're doing it really well.

1149
00:49:24.208 --> 00:49:26.208
[students groaning]

1150
00:49:26.708 --> 00:49:28.583
-[softly] Okay.
-[spitting]

1151
00:49:28.667 --> 00:49:30.500
-[Tedi] Ugh! What the--
-[Ms. Jankey] Amazing!

1152
00:49:30.583 --> 00:49:31.583
What the fuck?

1153
00:49:31.667 --> 00:49:33.333
Of course, some people
do this with their hands,

1154
00:49:33.417 --> 00:49:34.833
but what's the fun in that?

1155
00:49:34.917 --> 00:49:37.042
-Damn.
-Really wonderful job.

1156
00:49:39.208 --> 00:49:41.583
I'm a cool teacher.
I like sex.

1157
00:49:41.667 --> 00:49:45.083
And I love to experiment.

1158
00:49:45.167 --> 00:49:50.042
I'm very into nipple play,
and I like to choke my partner, a lot.

1159
00:49:50.125 --> 00:49:52.250
Prom is just around the corner,
so why don't we go around the room

1160
00:49:52.333 --> 00:49:54.125
and each say some of our kinks?

1161
00:49:55.208 --> 00:49:58.125
I was a sub for years.

1162
00:50:00.125 --> 00:50:01.792
Cock and ball torture.

1163
00:50:01.875 --> 00:50:04.208
Pulling, stretching.

1164
00:50:05.417 --> 00:50:08.417
I had a cuckold phase
that got real out of control.

1165
00:50:08.500 --> 00:50:09.500
Tons of impact play.

1166
00:50:11.083 --> 00:50:13.167
-I really lost myself.
-[Ms. Jankey] Mm.

1167
00:50:15.167 --> 00:50:17.250
-Now, I'm just crazy into missionary.
-[laughing]

1168
00:50:17.333 --> 00:50:20.833
The way I'm hitting that shit,
you ain't even need any other positions.

1169
00:50:20.917 --> 00:50:23.292
[laughing] That's great. Claire?

1170
00:50:23.375 --> 00:50:25.167
-No.
-That's great.

1171
00:50:25.250 --> 00:50:28.542
Claire is setting
and vocalizing her boundaries.

1172
00:50:28.625 --> 00:50:30.625
Thank you, Claire.
Speaking of boundaries--

1173
00:50:30.708 --> 00:50:33.667
I like licking out my girl's butthole
when she's got the flu.

1174
00:50:34.417 --> 00:50:36.250
It-- it tastes like a Super Bowl party.

1175
00:50:36.333 --> 00:50:37.333
[Ms. Jankey] Wonderful.

1176
00:50:37.417 --> 00:50:39.125
[rubber flapping]

1177
00:50:39.208 --> 00:50:40.208
Dental dams!

1178
00:50:40.292 --> 00:50:41.417
[chuckles] Uh, Claire?

1179
00:50:41.500 --> 00:50:43.500
-[whispering] No.
-That's good.

1180
00:50:43.583 --> 00:50:46.417
Thank you again, Claire. Uh...

1181
00:50:46.500 --> 00:50:48.542
Katie, Sunny, get up here!

1182
00:50:51.250 --> 00:50:52.958
-[Sunny clicking tongue]
-[Katie groaning]

1183
00:50:53.042 --> 00:50:56.500
A lot of people talk shit
about the dental dam.

1184
00:50:56.583 --> 00:50:58.750
"Aw, I can't even feel anything.

1185
00:50:58.833 --> 00:51:00.625
Lesbians don't even use them."

1186
00:51:00.708 --> 00:51:03.542
[chuckles] Well, I use them!

1187
00:51:03.625 --> 00:51:06.750
They're a lot of fun.
And they stop chlamydia.

1188
00:51:06.833 --> 00:51:09.583
-Hm!
-Sunny, I want you

1189
00:51:09.667 --> 00:51:12.875
to lick Katie's arm right here.

1190
00:51:12.958 --> 00:51:16.167
And Katie, I want you to tell me
if you can even feel the dental dam,

1191
00:51:16.250 --> 00:51:17.500
or if it feels raw dog.

1192
00:51:17.583 --> 00:51:19.000
Raw dog.

1193
00:51:19.083 --> 00:51:20.542
-[Katie] Mm-hmm.
-[Ms. Jankey] Mm-hmm.

1194
00:51:35.458 --> 00:51:39.000
-[breath quivering]
-That was actually, uh, quite hot.

1195
00:51:39.083 --> 00:51:41.667
[♪ sultry music playing]

1196
00:51:41.750 --> 00:51:43.917
-No! Sunny, I cannot do this anymore.
-[groaning] Oh my God!

1197
00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:46.375
-I just can't. I really can't.
-Was it 'cause we banged teeth?

1198
00:51:46.458 --> 00:51:47.875
'Cause I actually do think
that was your fault.

1199
00:51:47.958 --> 00:51:49.875
[whispering] No, Sunny,
it's because I'm getting married!

1200
00:51:49.958 --> 00:51:51.583
Uh, I actually want to talk
to you about that.

1201
00:51:51.667 --> 00:51:53.542
It's for real now, okay?
We set a date.

1202
00:51:53.625 --> 00:51:54.792
Katie, you can't marry him!

1203
00:51:54.875 --> 00:51:56.875
-Oh, my God.
-Alright? And I don't even mean it like,

1204
00:51:56.958 --> 00:51:59.792
"Oh, you can't marry him!"
Even though I do also mean it like that.

1205
00:51:59.875 --> 00:52:04.875
It's just that, um,
you can't marry him, um... legally.

1206
00:52:04.958 --> 00:52:07.000
-[♪ cryptic music playing]
-What are you talking about?

1207
00:52:07.083 --> 00:52:09.542
Uh, yeah.
Um, what I'm trying to say

1208
00:52:09.625 --> 00:52:12.542
is that you can't marry him

1209
00:52:12.625 --> 00:52:14.167
because you're already married...

1210
00:52:14.250 --> 00:52:15.250
to me.

1211
00:52:15.333 --> 00:52:18.000
Sunny, we were 18.

1212
00:52:18.083 --> 00:52:19.625
We were being ironic.

1213
00:52:19.708 --> 00:52:20.958
Yeah, okay. I just...

1214
00:52:22.083 --> 00:52:24.375
-Alright, there's-- yeah, uh, alright.
-What the fuck is this?

1215
00:52:25.458 --> 00:52:29.417
[Sunny] It's a marriage certificate.
Our marriage certificate.

1216
00:52:29.500 --> 00:52:31.458
-I signed this?
-Yes.

1217
00:52:34.042 --> 00:52:36.042
But, like... [chuckles]
it was a joke.

1218
00:52:36.125 --> 00:52:37.167
Yeah.

1219
00:52:37.250 --> 00:52:38.958
Like, it was funny
to take it so seriously.

1220
00:52:39.042 --> 00:52:40.542
-I know. Yeah.
-That's what was funny about it.

1221
00:52:40.625 --> 00:52:42.208
I loved that that-- that was so funny.

1222
00:52:42.292 --> 00:52:44.333
It's-- I guess,
I honestly didn't understand

1223
00:52:44.417 --> 00:52:46.375
how much of it was a joke.

1224
00:52:46.458 --> 00:52:48.417
And then, I-- I went through with it,

1225
00:52:48.500 --> 00:52:51.792
and, um, then I did-- I-- Yeah, I did it.

1226
00:52:53.042 --> 00:52:54.542
No, but the priest, he was--

1227
00:52:54.625 --> 00:52:56.583
Uh, he was real.

1228
00:52:59.333 --> 00:53:01.292
So, I'm...

1229
00:53:03.917 --> 00:53:05.250
Katie Football.

1230
00:53:09.958 --> 00:53:11.542
[screaming] No!

1231
00:53:11.625 --> 00:53:13.417
[shouting] Shut up!

1232
00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:15.750
People are trying to be quiet and shit!

1233
00:53:17.750 --> 00:53:19.625
[tapping]
Anyway, I'd go to parties

1234
00:53:19.708 --> 00:53:21.542
and, like, light a trash can on fire

1235
00:53:21.625 --> 00:53:23.750
and put myself in it
and roll down a hill.

1236
00:53:23.833 --> 00:53:27.875
Or throw Molotov cocktails at cars
and then get hit by that car.

1237
00:53:27.958 --> 00:53:31.625
That's your advice?
Get hit by a car?

1238
00:53:31.708 --> 00:53:33.375
I even tried drinking piss.

1239
00:53:33.458 --> 00:53:35.000
[Sad Student]
Tedi. [chuckles]

1240
00:53:35.083 --> 00:53:37.500
Insane party at my house tonight.

1241
00:53:37.583 --> 00:53:40.292
My parents just died.
Everyone's gonna be there.

1242
00:53:40.375 --> 00:53:41.917
Oh my God, dude. Are you alright?

1243
00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:44.042
I'm awesome, man. [chuckles]

1244
00:53:44.125 --> 00:53:46.792
The house is totally to ourselves,

1245
00:53:46.875 --> 00:53:49.250
and we're gonna rage.
Classic. [chuckles]

1246
00:53:49.333 --> 00:53:51.583
Jesus, dude, that's really sad.

1247
00:53:51.667 --> 00:53:53.333
No, there's nothing sad about it.

1248
00:53:54.042 --> 00:53:57.333
Tedi, you were always their favorite,
and if they were alive,

1249
00:53:57.417 --> 00:54:00.292
it would mean so much to them
if you were there.

1250
00:54:03.583 --> 00:54:04.958
Okay.

1251
00:54:05.042 --> 00:54:06.667
Tedi Mayo. [chuckles]

1252
00:54:06.750 --> 00:54:08.250
I'll see you tonight, man.

1253
00:54:08.333 --> 00:54:10.458
It's not a party without Tedi Mayo.
[laughing]

1254
00:54:11.792 --> 00:54:13.375
What the fuck is happening?

1255
00:54:16.292 --> 00:54:18.917
-We're going to that party.
-Amelia, no!

1256
00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:21.042
You promised to help me
with my science paper tonight.

1257
00:54:21.125 --> 00:54:22.792
But everyone's gonna be there!

1258
00:54:22.875 --> 00:54:24.917
This paper's like 50% of my grade!

1259
00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:27.542
If I fail, I'll need to get 100
on my final exam to pass,

1260
00:54:27.625 --> 00:54:29.792
and I'll be fucked,
and I'll die alone in my bar,

1261
00:54:29.875 --> 00:54:31.208
and that place sucks.

1262
00:54:31.292 --> 00:54:32.375
I need you.

1263
00:54:34.083 --> 00:54:35.417
-[shouting] Amelia!
-Yeah.

1264
00:54:35.500 --> 00:54:37.000
You promised.

1265
00:54:37.083 --> 00:54:38.708
Fine, I'll help.

1266
00:54:38.792 --> 00:54:40.333
Yes! [chuckles]

1267
00:54:41.958 --> 00:54:43.667
There will always be more parties.

1268
00:54:43.834 --> 00:54:46.583
-[people chattering]
-[♪ hip-hop music playing]

1269
00:54:46.667 --> 00:54:49.958
Hey, yo! You came. It's so fun.

1270
00:54:50.042 --> 00:54:52.583
Uh, there's a keg in back.
I think one person has coke.

1271
00:54:52.667 --> 00:54:54.792
And feel free to use any room for sex.

1272
00:54:54.875 --> 00:54:57.000
[Matt]
Ooh! Katie will be here any minute.

1273
00:54:57.083 --> 00:54:58.292
[Derek] Wanna get up to the roof?

1274
00:54:59.750 --> 00:55:01.708
[Ms. Jankey] Did you get my letter?

1275
00:55:01.792 --> 00:55:03.542
-Yeah.
-[sighs]

1276
00:55:03.625 --> 00:55:06.333
What do you say we just tear
into each other right here?

1277
00:55:06.417 --> 00:55:09.167
Oh. Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
I-- My kids are sick.

1278
00:55:09.250 --> 00:55:11.375
Oh, well, let 'em die!

1279
00:55:11.458 --> 00:55:13.458
[chatter and music continues]

1280
00:55:14.417 --> 00:55:17.042
Oh, I gotta try that. Whoo!

1281
00:55:17.125 --> 00:55:20.125
[♪ acoustic guitar strumming]

1282
00:55:28.042 --> 00:55:30.667
Why is everybody here like 60?

1283
00:55:30.750 --> 00:55:32.083
So lame.

1284
00:55:32.167 --> 00:55:33.250
[Marvin] Totally.

1285
00:55:33.625 --> 00:55:35.542
[Claire] No, hey!
Don't-- Don't do that.

1286
00:55:35.625 --> 00:55:37.458
-You don't want that.
-Oh.

1287
00:55:37.542 --> 00:55:40.750
I'm too square to get high?
I'm not cool enough?

1288
00:55:41.542 --> 00:55:43.417
Uh, yeah. They're just really strong

1289
00:55:43.500 --> 00:55:46.250
and you don't really strike me
as the type that likes to lose control.

1290
00:55:46.333 --> 00:55:48.417
Well, looks like you don't know me
at all, do you?

1291
00:55:49.292 --> 00:55:50.917
No, I've never seen you
in my fucking life.

1292
00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:52.708
[mouth full] These taste like shit.

1293
00:55:53.708 --> 00:55:56.583
Maybe it's your fucking mouth, tiny shit!

1294
00:55:56.667 --> 00:55:58.625
Fuck you. Fuck is that?

1295
00:55:58.708 --> 00:56:00.125
[Peter] Wait, what's in this?

1296
00:56:00.208 --> 00:56:02.042
Oh, man, how many did you eat?

1297
00:56:03.125 --> 00:56:04.708
Like two loaves.

1298
00:56:04.792 --> 00:56:06.417
Two loaves?

1299
00:56:07.375 --> 00:56:09.833
Yeah. [laughing] Fuck yeah.

1300
00:56:10.917 --> 00:56:12.208
I'll see you next week, buddy.

1301
00:56:12.292 --> 00:56:15.750
♪ We've gone to, to the other side ♪

1302
00:56:17.750 --> 00:56:19.417
[Matt]
There's Katie! And I'm going.

1303
00:56:19.500 --> 00:56:21.417
Um, Katie, I was just--
[groaning]

1304
00:56:21.500 --> 00:56:22.875
[Tedi sighing]

1305
00:56:22.958 --> 00:56:25.875
[Sad Student] No sweat, it's not like
my parents are coming back for it.

1306
00:56:25.958 --> 00:56:28.833
[♪ electronic music playing]

1307
00:56:31.667 --> 00:56:33.875
What the hell are you doing?

1308
00:56:33.958 --> 00:56:35.333
I'm just following your advice.

1309
00:56:35.417 --> 00:56:38.125
Be stupid and drunk,
and do whatever people say and shit.

1310
00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:40.250
Mayo!

1311
00:56:40.333 --> 00:56:43.250
Hey, man, good to see you, bud.
How you doing?

1312
00:56:43.917 --> 00:56:47.000
How 'bout we hit a keg stand
for old times' sake?

1313
00:56:47.083 --> 00:56:50.167
I'm not doing a keg stand
at 35 with a bad back.

1314
00:56:50.250 --> 00:56:52.583
Yeah, you're right.
My shit's, uh, fucked up, too.

1315
00:56:53.458 --> 00:56:55.917
Alright, how 'bout we go
gargoyle style, then? Huh?

1316
00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:58.167
How 'bout you suck my ass, fool?

1317
00:56:58.250 --> 00:57:00.458
How 'bout if you chug
the whole keg before me,

1318
00:57:00.542 --> 00:57:03.167
gargoyle style, then I'll suck your ass?

1319
00:57:04.583 --> 00:57:06.708
I don't want you to suck my ass.

1320
00:57:06.792 --> 00:57:09.708
So, why would I even go
gargoyle style?

1321
00:57:10.958 --> 00:57:11.958
Bitch!

1322
00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:18.000
[♪ electronic music intensifying]

1323
00:57:22.167 --> 00:57:25.875
[Sunny] Oh yeah. Oh, no, okay.
No. No-- Oh!

1324
00:57:25.958 --> 00:57:27.667
Hey, sweetie. How are things, sweetie?

1325
00:57:27.750 --> 00:57:29.000
-Oh! Ah!
-Sign these!

1326
00:57:29.083 --> 00:57:31.167
Yeah, uh, okay. Hi. Can this wait?

1327
00:57:31.250 --> 00:57:33.375
-I actually have a remote control car.
-No, it cannot wait!

1328
00:57:33.458 --> 00:57:35.333
And don't you dare start
your bullshit with me, okay?

1329
00:57:35.417 --> 00:57:36.417
Sign!

1330
00:57:36.500 --> 00:57:39.000
Well, it's not really great to sign things
if you don't know exactly what they say.

1331
00:57:39.083 --> 00:57:41.458
Sunny, I will fucking kill you.
Obviously, they are divorce papers.

1332
00:57:41.542 --> 00:57:43.083
No. No!

1333
00:57:43.167 --> 00:57:46.833
Okay, I'm not gonna sign them, Katie,
'cause I don't want to, alright?

1334
00:57:46.917 --> 00:57:49.583
I wanna marry you.
I wanna stay married to you.

1335
00:57:49.667 --> 00:57:51.083
-Sunny!
-Come on, what?

1336
00:57:51.167 --> 00:57:53.000
Okay, great, so what do you wanna do?
Live in the library

1337
00:57:53.083 --> 00:57:55.333
-for the rest of our lives?
-I'm not living in the library.

1338
00:57:55.417 --> 00:57:56.792
I'm staying there for one to 14 months

1339
00:57:56.875 --> 00:57:58.417
till I get my life
completely back on track!

1340
00:57:58.500 --> 00:57:59.625
Unless you wanna live in the library.

1341
00:57:59.708 --> 00:58:01.417
-I would absolutely--
-I don't wanna live in the library!

1342
00:58:01.500 --> 00:58:03.292
[Sunny] Why not?
I know where the bathrooms are!

1343
00:58:03.375 --> 00:58:04.958
[Katie] Everyone knows where
the bathrooms are!

1344
00:58:05.042 --> 00:58:06.792
Oh my gosh, hi!

1345
00:58:07.875 --> 00:58:10.583
You want some of this?
I-- I got it from--

1346
00:58:10.667 --> 00:58:13.958
Actually, I-- Actually, I don't--
I don't know how I got this.

1347
00:58:14.042 --> 00:58:16.208
-[chuckles]
-I'm cool.

1348
00:58:16.292 --> 00:58:18.042
You're so cool.

1349
00:58:19.542 --> 00:58:21.708
Why are you always looking at the sky?

1350
00:58:23.958 --> 00:58:26.208
...no job! No home!

1351
00:58:26.292 --> 00:58:27.583
No other clothes!

1352
00:58:27.667 --> 00:58:29.542
No personal hygiene whatsoever,

1353
00:58:29.625 --> 00:58:31.458
-from what I can tell.
-Okay! Thank-- Yep.

1354
00:58:31.542 --> 00:58:33.583
And thank you, thank you,
thank you for those notes.

1355
00:58:33.667 --> 00:58:35.667
I'm actually gonna take those
into consideration.

1356
00:58:35.750 --> 00:58:37.250
-But what about you?
-What about me?

1357
00:58:37.333 --> 00:58:38.750
What about you, Katie?
What happened?

1358
00:58:38.833 --> 00:58:41.208
What happened to the crazy freak
that I used to love?

1359
00:58:41.292 --> 00:58:43.458
You're out here with haircuts,

1360
00:58:43.542 --> 00:58:46.000
and suits, and a house, and that thing.

1361
00:58:46.083 --> 00:58:47.750
What is that thing
that you're living with?

1362
00:58:47.833 --> 00:58:49.333
-What is it? What is it?
-It's not an it!

1363
00:58:49.417 --> 00:58:51.125
-What do you even see in it?
-It's not an it!

1364
00:58:51.208 --> 00:58:53.583
-Then, what is it?
-It's not an it! It's-- he's-- he's--

1365
00:58:53.667 --> 00:58:55.958
-Then, what is it?!
-He's my fiancé!

1366
00:58:56.042 --> 00:58:57.708
-Then, say that!
-And I love him!

1367
00:58:58.500 --> 00:59:00.375
He's nice and he's safe.

1368
00:59:00.458 --> 00:59:02.750
A-And I don't have to worry
that one day

1369
00:59:02.833 --> 00:59:05.250
he's just gonna, like, disappear.

1370
00:59:05.333 --> 00:59:10.042
A-And I'll be left to-- to think that
the love of my life is dead for 20 years.

1371
00:59:10.125 --> 00:59:12.375
U-Until one day,
he just shows back up in my life

1372
00:59:12.458 --> 00:59:14.500
like a fucking magic trick!

1373
00:59:16.708 --> 00:59:18.875
[Curtis] I've been really enjoying
acting with you.

1374
00:59:18.958 --> 00:59:20.167
[chuckles] Me too.

1375
00:59:20.250 --> 00:59:23.375
It's nice to pretend to be
someone else for a little while.

1376
00:59:23.458 --> 00:59:25.417
I don't know, I get distracted.

1377
00:59:25.500 --> 00:59:27.458
I-- I know what you mean.

1378
00:59:27.542 --> 00:59:30.500
I've been having these, like... visions.

1379
00:59:31.250 --> 00:59:32.250
Visions?

1380
00:59:32.333 --> 00:59:35.750
It's... it's kinda hard to explain.

1381
00:59:37.042 --> 00:59:38.375
You know?

1382
00:59:38.458 --> 00:59:41.917
I get these overwhelming urges to, uh...

1383
00:59:46.042 --> 00:59:48.417
Sometimes you gotta act on an urge.

1384
00:59:51.625 --> 00:59:52.625
[roaring]

1385
00:59:52.708 --> 00:59:54.208
Oh! Oh, my God.

1386
00:59:54.292 --> 00:59:55.292
-I'm so sorry.
-No.

1387
00:59:55.375 --> 00:59:56.792
-I will...
-No, no.

1388
00:59:56.875 --> 00:59:59.500
Ooh, I didn't want to be this person.

1389
00:59:59.583 --> 01:00:02.208
-I got to go.
-[softly] Fuck me.

1390
01:00:02.292 --> 01:00:03.917
I didn't leave you.

1391
01:00:04.708 --> 01:00:06.167
Okay, I don't know, I...

1392
01:00:07.542 --> 01:00:09.167
I wasn't thinking.

1393
01:00:09.250 --> 01:00:11.708
I know, Sunny, but that's your problem.
You don't think.

1394
01:00:13.083 --> 01:00:14.417
You weren't thinking about me then,

1395
01:00:14.500 --> 01:00:16.667
you're certainly not thinking
about me now.

1396
01:00:18.333 --> 01:00:20.917
So, just do yourself a favor
and don't think.

1397
01:00:22.083 --> 01:00:23.458
Just sign the papers.

1398
01:00:26.750 --> 01:00:28.583
[all chanting]
Gargoyle! Gargoyle!

1399
01:00:28.667 --> 01:00:30.625
Gargoyle! Gargoyle!

1400
01:00:30.708 --> 01:00:33.167
[roaring]

1401
01:00:33.250 --> 01:00:35.083
[screeching]

1402
01:00:35.167 --> 01:00:38.917
Fucking gargoyle style, yeah!

1403
01:00:39.000 --> 01:00:42.292
Let's go!

1404
01:00:42.375 --> 01:00:45.708
But it's so far... I'd die.

1405
01:00:47.042 --> 01:00:48.208
[Matt] Are you kidding?

1406
01:00:48.292 --> 01:00:50.958
Women love a bold gesture, you idiot.

1407
01:00:51.833 --> 01:00:53.083
You'd be a legend.

1408
01:00:54.292 --> 01:00:56.792
If you make the jump--
and I think you will--

1409
01:00:56.875 --> 01:00:59.042
you'd start a pool party and shit.

1410
01:00:59.125 --> 01:01:00.667
You'd be remembered forever.

1411
01:01:01.917 --> 01:01:05.208
I'd do it, but... I'm a bitch.

1412
01:01:06.917 --> 01:01:08.625
[Peter] We're already in the pool.

1413
01:01:09.792 --> 01:01:12.958
Come on in. The water's great.

1414
01:01:15.458 --> 01:01:19.167
[♪ electronic music playing]

1415
01:01:21.625 --> 01:01:23.875
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1416
01:01:25.833 --> 01:01:27.500
Katie, I love you!

1417
01:01:27.583 --> 01:01:28.583
[body thuds]

1418
01:01:32.667 --> 01:01:33.958
Whoopsie.

1419
01:01:35.917 --> 01:01:37.417
That was a whoopsie.

1420
01:01:37.500 --> 01:01:39.458
[Principal Nadler] [over PA]
It's prom night!

1421
01:01:39.542 --> 01:01:41.208
Now, don't drink too much, you guys.

1422
01:01:41.292 --> 01:01:43.125
We've got finals
at the end of the week.

1423
01:01:43.208 --> 01:01:45.250
I'm begging you.
I'm begging you, please.

1424
01:01:45.333 --> 01:01:48.792
And remember, this year's dinner
will be a potluck.

1425
01:01:48.875 --> 01:01:50.250
So, bring a dish!

1426
01:01:50.333 --> 01:01:53.000
And be sure to cast your ballot
for our king and queen.

1427
01:01:53.083 --> 01:01:55.125
[♪ ominous music playing]

1428
01:01:55.208 --> 01:01:59.500
And once again, reminder to take
your schoolwork seriously.

1429
01:01:59.583 --> 01:02:02.292
There's a lot going on,
but... this is real school.

1430
01:02:02.375 --> 01:02:03.458
Thank you.

1431
01:02:03.542 --> 01:02:05.792
The school board is unhappy.

1432
01:02:05.875 --> 01:02:08.083
Okay. Why?

1433
01:02:08.167 --> 01:02:11.292
We've seen the progress reports. Woof!

1434
01:02:11.375 --> 01:02:14.708
Are you aware that nearly
every student is failing?

1435
01:02:14.792 --> 01:02:17.542
-Nice.
-If these students don't pass,

1436
01:02:17.625 --> 01:02:18.750
they don't graduate.

1437
01:02:18.833 --> 01:02:22.000
They don't graduate,
they have to redo the semester.

1438
01:02:22.083 --> 01:02:25.292
The normal school year
resumes in less than a week,

1439
01:02:25.375 --> 01:02:28.792
and we can't have 30-somethings
intermingling with teenagers.

1440
01:02:28.875 --> 01:02:31.292
-You're right.
-It'd be an absolute PR nightmare.

1441
01:02:31.375 --> 01:02:33.208
-Yes, sir.
-And that is the exact opposite

1442
01:02:33.292 --> 01:02:36.833
-of what we set out to accomplish here.
-Yes, sir, yes, sir.

1443
01:02:36.917 --> 01:02:38.458
Absolutely, sir.

1444
01:02:38.542 --> 01:02:40.875
-[chuckles]
-Uh, not to mention...

1445
01:02:41.667 --> 01:02:43.333
a student died at a party...

1446
01:02:44.458 --> 01:02:46.875
-and no one seems to care.
-Oh, we care.

1447
01:02:46.958 --> 01:02:49.708
Sir, I'm-- We care.

1448
01:02:49.792 --> 01:02:51.083
What's the student's name?

1449
01:02:51.167 --> 01:02:52.167
Jiminy.

1450
01:02:55.125 --> 01:02:59.167
You think that the dead
student's name was Jiminy?

1451
01:02:59.250 --> 01:03:00.750
No.

1452
01:03:00.833 --> 01:03:03.167
If you don't get these grades up

1453
01:03:03.250 --> 01:03:05.167
and those students
don't graduate...

1454
01:03:08.708 --> 01:03:09.708
you're fired.

1455
01:03:09.792 --> 01:03:11.833
[♪ ominous music playing]

1456
01:03:11.917 --> 01:03:13.375
[Todd]
Another dead man!

1457
01:03:14.333 --> 01:03:17.250
A good-looking guy
jammed into a suitcase

1458
01:03:17.333 --> 01:03:20.583
in the air ducts
of the Pizza Hut on Fourth.

1459
01:03:20.667 --> 01:03:24.583
Dear God!
I hope the pizza's okay.

1460
01:03:24.667 --> 01:03:26.292
-[Todd] The pizza's delicious.
-[mouthing along]

1461
01:03:26.375 --> 01:03:28.500
The sauce is pretty sweet,
and sometimes,

1462
01:03:28.583 --> 01:03:31.083
even the crust
is literally stuffed with shit.

1463
01:03:32.708 --> 01:03:34.917
[Sandra] Wow, I'll have to try that.

1464
01:03:35.000 --> 01:03:36.500
You see to it that you do.

1465
01:03:37.792 --> 01:03:40.125
We'd like to bring
your husband downtown.

1466
01:03:40.208 --> 01:03:42.667
My sweet Francois?
Oh, my heavens!

1467
01:03:42.750 --> 01:03:44.750
Tell the man you ain't done did it!

1468
01:03:44.833 --> 01:03:46.250
[Todd] Tell the world you killed

1469
01:03:46.333 --> 01:03:48.042
-those good-looking guys.
-[softly] What have I done?

1470
01:03:48.125 --> 01:03:51.625
[singing] ♪ Oh, how can I live,
how can I sleep ♪

1471
01:03:51.708 --> 01:03:53.250
♪ I'm an animal ♪

1472
01:03:53.333 --> 01:03:54.958
Holy Christ, stop!

1473
01:03:55.042 --> 01:03:56.542
Why the fuck are you singing?

1474
01:03:58.500 --> 01:04:00.000
'Cause I was feeling it.

1475
01:04:00.083 --> 01:04:01.875
It's not a musical, okay?
There's no singing.

1476
01:04:01.958 --> 01:04:04.333
It's a confession-- I-I mean, a play.

1477
01:04:04.417 --> 01:04:05.625
It's a play.

1478
01:04:05.708 --> 01:04:07.042
Just say the words...

1479
01:04:07.125 --> 01:04:08.833
[imitating robot]
...like you're a fucking robot.

1480
01:04:08.917 --> 01:04:11.292
-Does that compute?
-[school bell ringing]

1481
01:04:11.375 --> 01:04:13.542
Thank God. Class is over.

1482
01:04:13.625 --> 01:04:15.833
-[school bell ringing]
-Or the bell is broken?

1483
01:04:15.917 --> 01:04:18.292
Either way, I don't give a shit.
Kick rocks.

1484
01:04:18.375 --> 01:04:19.542
Fucking leave!

1485
01:04:19.625 --> 01:04:21.750
Is it me?
[laughing, snorting]

1486
01:04:21.833 --> 01:04:23.042
Oh, Jesus.

1487
01:04:23.125 --> 01:04:26.125
-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[voice echoing] It's a confession.

1488
01:04:26.208 --> 01:04:27.708
[school bell ringing]

1489
01:04:27.792 --> 01:04:31.250
[Principal Nadler] "Rest your tired eyes
as I peg your ass..."

1490
01:04:31.333 --> 01:04:33.625
-Oh, my God.
-[Ms. Jankey giggling]

1491
01:04:33.708 --> 01:04:39.000
"...over the hood of my 2005
Subaru Outback 2.5i.

1492
01:04:39.083 --> 01:04:41.083
-[mouthing along]
-"I'll suck yo thang

1493
01:04:41.167 --> 01:04:43.958
till you turn inside out
in my Subaru Outback."

1494
01:04:44.042 --> 01:04:45.708
Are they all like this?

1495
01:04:45.792 --> 01:04:48.833
Well, they're not all
so car specific.

1496
01:04:48.917 --> 01:04:50.833
Don't write anymore, alright?

1497
01:04:50.917 --> 01:04:52.792
Don't tell anybody
you're gonna suck no thangs.

1498
01:04:52.875 --> 01:04:56.000
I think I just find it so hot
'cause of the power dynamic,

1499
01:04:56.083 --> 01:04:57.708
and they're also legal, so it--

1500
01:04:57.792 --> 01:04:58.792
-Get out!
-[school bell ringing]

1501
01:04:58.875 --> 01:05:00.917
[whispering] Say it in a way
that I can understand it.

1502
01:05:01.000 --> 01:05:03.542
[whispering]
Sign... the... papers.

1503
01:05:03.625 --> 01:05:05.000
[whispering] Make a good argument.

1504
01:05:05.083 --> 01:05:06.833
[whispering] I already made a ton
of fucking arg--

1505
01:05:06.917 --> 01:05:08.625
Make a-- [screaming]

1506
01:05:08.708 --> 01:05:11.167
-Teacher!
-[school bell ringing]

1507
01:05:11.250 --> 01:05:16.083
[♪ soft mysterious music playing]

1508
01:05:19.958 --> 01:05:22.208
[velvety voice]
I see you've been writing letters.

1509
01:05:22.292 --> 01:05:24.125
I took some out of the trash.

1510
01:05:24.208 --> 01:05:28.333
I wrote this one on top
of your 2005 Subaru Outback 2.5i

1511
01:05:28.417 --> 01:05:31.375
with all-wheel drive and vinyl...
[groaning] ... cargo mats.

1512
01:05:31.458 --> 01:05:34.375
Oh, fuck! That's a hot car.

1513
01:05:34.458 --> 01:05:38.708
You have amazing taste,
and I bet you taste amazing.

1514
01:05:38.792 --> 01:05:41.708
Find me at prom.
I'll be wearing my pink flower.

1515
01:05:41.792 --> 01:05:44.917
Hopefully not for long.
[groaning] Fuck!

1516
01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:46.125
Ah!

1517
01:05:47.750 --> 01:05:48.792
[Ron's mom]
Smile!

1518
01:05:48.875 --> 01:05:50.917
Okay, let me get one of you
with the beans.

1519
01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:52.042
Alright, enough.

1520
01:05:52.125 --> 01:05:55.042
[♪ "Catacombs" by Bangs playing]

1521
01:05:55.125 --> 01:05:58.208
[chanting] No condom. No condom.

1522
01:05:58.292 --> 01:06:01.000
♪ Don't look in too deep,
I wish I'd known ♪

1523
01:06:01.667 --> 01:06:05.125
♪ Never turning off ♪

1524
01:06:05.208 --> 01:06:07.208
♪ She told me the worst... ♪

1525
01:06:07.292 --> 01:06:09.708
Hey, hey!
No running by the pasta!

1526
01:06:09.792 --> 01:06:11.208
Boop!

1527
01:06:11.292 --> 01:06:12.875
-Stunning.
-[both giggling]

1528
01:06:12.958 --> 01:06:14.833
-[fire whooshing]
-[all exclaiming]

1529
01:06:14.917 --> 01:06:16.833
♪ ...a gaze in front of me ♪

1530
01:06:16.917 --> 01:06:20.292
♪ Hoping to see it through ♪

1531
01:06:21.500 --> 01:06:23.708
♪ What was it we had planned? ♪

1532
01:06:23.792 --> 01:06:27.542
♪ I don't know ♪

1533
01:06:27.625 --> 01:06:29.667
♪ I wish I'd known ♪

1534
01:06:29.750 --> 01:06:32.750
♪ Never turning o-o-off ♪

1535
01:06:32.833 --> 01:06:35.083
♪ I'm sinking in deep and it's real bad ♪

1536
01:06:35.167 --> 01:06:37.042
♪ Not looking for a way to go ♪

1537
01:06:37.125 --> 01:06:39.417
♪ I'm sinking in deep and it's real bad ♪

1538
01:06:39.500 --> 01:06:41.042
♪ Ewah, ewah, oh ♪

1539
01:06:41.125 --> 01:06:43.042
♪ I'm looking for a monster to take back ♪

1540
01:06:43.125 --> 01:06:44.958
♪ Teach him how to ruin homes ♪

1541
01:06:45.042 --> 01:06:47.208
♪ I'm sinking in deep and it's real bad ♪

1542
01:06:47.708 --> 01:06:48.917
♪ Ewah, ewah, oh ♪

1543
01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:52.417
♪ Sky candy, lifts me
out of the catacombs ♪

1544
01:06:52.500 --> 01:06:54.625
-[Amelia] Hi!
-♪ Takes a load off the biodome ♪

1545
01:06:54.708 --> 01:06:56.667
♪ Sticks around so I'm not alone ♪

1546
01:06:56.750 --> 01:06:59.125
♪ I'm trying to improvise ♪

1547
01:06:59.208 --> 01:07:00.750
-[Katie laughing]
-♪ Help without it though ♪

1548
01:07:00.833 --> 01:07:02.667
♪ Try to pull this off on my own ♪

1549
01:07:02.750 --> 01:07:05.208
♪ Without a reason, without a reason ♪

1550
01:07:07.250 --> 01:07:08.917
Oh! Hey!

1551
01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:10.333
-[Sunny] Hey!
-Hey!

1552
01:07:10.417 --> 01:07:12.625
-[Sunny] You guys look so great.
-[Victoria chuckles]

1553
01:07:13.375 --> 01:07:16.375
[♪ "Catacombs" continues playing]

1554
01:07:22.292 --> 01:07:26.083
What's up, y'all?
It's D-D-D-D-D-DJ Tim Alien!

1555
01:07:26.167 --> 01:07:28.958
Like Tim Allen,
but an alien, bitch.

1556
01:07:29.042 --> 01:07:31.042
[barking] Arooo!

1557
01:07:31.125 --> 01:07:33.667
[♪ hip-hop music playing]

1558
01:07:33.750 --> 01:07:36.500
♪ One, two, three, hey! ♪

1559
01:07:36.583 --> 01:07:38.500
♪ Now, one, two, three, yeah ♪

1560
01:07:38.583 --> 01:07:40.875
♪ Hey, we kinda... now,
one, two, three ♪

1561
01:07:40.958 --> 01:07:43.167
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1562
01:07:43.250 --> 01:07:44.583
[barking] Arooo!

1563
01:07:44.667 --> 01:07:47.667
[♪ hip-hop music continues]

1564
01:07:50.417 --> 01:07:51.708
Mm-mm.

1565
01:07:52.708 --> 01:07:54.458
No, damn!

1566
01:07:54.542 --> 01:07:56.875
[mouth full]
These ribs taste like a box of ass.

1567
01:07:56.958 --> 01:08:00.042
No offense.
I don't know who made this shit.

1568
01:08:00.125 --> 01:08:01.708
-The fuck!
-[Victoria] You don't need

1569
01:08:01.792 --> 01:08:03.042
-to try every dish!
-[chuckles] Hi.

1570
01:08:03.125 --> 01:08:05.833
-Hey Mark, can we switch seats?
-Of course.

1571
01:08:05.917 --> 01:08:08.292
[Amelia] You know, this is my first prom.

1572
01:08:08.375 --> 01:08:10.208
-[Curtis] Really?
-Yeah.

1573
01:08:10.750 --> 01:08:12.042
-Mark, right?
-Mm-hmm.

1574
01:08:12.125 --> 01:08:15.375
Remember, we met on your porch?
Or should I say your poop deck?

1575
01:08:15.458 --> 01:08:17.250
[both laughing]

1576
01:08:17.333 --> 01:08:18.792
-Aye-aye, Captain!
-Yeah!

1577
01:08:18.875 --> 01:08:20.750
Man, that was so good
when that was happening.

1578
01:08:20.833 --> 01:08:21.833
-Ah.
-[chuckles] Yeah.

1579
01:08:21.917 --> 01:08:23.375
-That was her.
-Oh, that was you.

1580
01:08:23.458 --> 01:08:24.667
-Yeah.
-Oh, so, you two--

1581
01:08:24.750 --> 01:08:27.417
when you started the--
was doing the pirate shit.

1582
01:08:27.500 --> 01:08:28.708
[weakly chuckles]

1583
01:08:32.083 --> 01:08:35.292
[♪ upbeat electronic music playing]

1584
01:08:36.375 --> 01:08:39.375
[people chattering]

1585
01:08:47.292 --> 01:08:49.208
There's already booze in it.

1586
01:08:49.292 --> 01:08:51.750
You're 35 years old,
for God's sakes!

1587
01:08:56.250 --> 01:08:58.125
Hey, what's up? You wanna grind?

1588
01:08:58.208 --> 01:08:59.333
No? Alright.

1589
01:08:59.417 --> 01:09:01.667
-Some pants really squish my balls.
-Oh, my God, I was just--

1590
01:09:01.750 --> 01:09:04.083
Um, literally, on the way in the school,
I was saying that about my balls.

1591
01:09:04.167 --> 01:09:07.000
So, you know tearaway pants?
The ones that rip off?

1592
01:09:07.083 --> 01:09:09.458
Hey Mark, could you just go get me
some fruit punch, please?

1593
01:09:09.542 --> 01:09:10.750
-One second, blumpkin.
-I'm so thirsty.

1594
01:09:10.833 --> 01:09:12.042
-One second.
-Will you go get it?

1595
01:09:12.125 --> 01:09:13.625
-My idea?
-Mm-hmm.

1596
01:09:14.625 --> 01:09:17.583
[whispering] Tear-far-away pants.

1597
01:09:17.667 --> 01:09:20.750
They're just like normal tearaway pants,
but these motherfuckers go flying.

1598
01:09:20.833 --> 01:09:21.958
[chuckles]

1599
01:09:22.042 --> 01:09:23.583
[Curtis]
I've been missing you in class.

1600
01:09:23.667 --> 01:09:26.667
[Amelia] I'm sorry, I-- I was just
so embarrassed about the...

1601
01:09:26.750 --> 01:09:29.625
No, no, I'm sorry I made you feel bad.

1602
01:09:29.708 --> 01:09:34.250
No, no, I-- I was not thinking,
sort of on purpose.

1603
01:09:36.708 --> 01:09:40.208
Thank you so much, Earthlings.
Let's have some sex tonight!

1604
01:09:40.292 --> 01:09:42.417
[scattered cheers and applause]

1605
01:09:42.500 --> 01:09:46.125
Hi. We're The Marvins.
We're a real band.

1606
01:09:46.208 --> 01:09:48.958
[♪ band begins playing
"Word Up" by Cameo]

1607
01:09:49.750 --> 01:09:50.833
♪ Ow ♪

1608
01:09:52.792 --> 01:09:54.208
-Let's dance, papi.
-Oh, yeah.

1609
01:09:54.292 --> 01:09:55.958
-Would you...?
-I'd love to.

1610
01:09:56.042 --> 01:09:57.917
-My queen.
-Oh.

1611
01:09:58.000 --> 01:09:59.208
♪ Whoo! ♪

1612
01:10:06.875 --> 01:10:10.042
♪ Y'all, pretty ladies
around the world ♪

1613
01:10:10.125 --> 01:10:14.625
♪ Got a weird thing to show you,
so tell all the boys and girls ♪

1614
01:10:14.708 --> 01:10:18.375
♪ Tell your brother, your sister,
and your momma too ♪

1615
01:10:18.458 --> 01:10:22.667
♪ But they're about to go down,
so you know just what to do ♪

1616
01:10:22.750 --> 01:10:24.250
♪ Wave your hands in the air... ♪

1617
01:10:24.333 --> 01:10:27.250
You know, you can dance
with someone else if you want to.

1618
01:10:28.375 --> 01:10:30.750
-Do you want me to?
-No.

1619
01:10:30.833 --> 01:10:33.333
I'm just saying, you don't have
to keep dancing with me

1620
01:10:33.417 --> 01:10:35.042
if you don't want to.

1621
01:10:36.542 --> 01:10:40.292
Yeah, but I-- I want to.

1622
01:10:41.458 --> 01:10:42.792
[Tim] Amelia!

1623
01:10:43.917 --> 01:10:45.583
[warbling]

1624
01:10:45.667 --> 01:10:46.917
[Curtis] [screaming] No!

1625
01:10:48.875 --> 01:10:50.833
-[gasps]
-[rock warbling]

1626
01:10:50.917 --> 01:10:52.792
[Curtis grunting]

1627
01:10:52.875 --> 01:10:54.917
[warbling continues]

1628
01:10:55.000 --> 01:10:57.125
-[muffled screaming]
-[bottles clinking]

1629
01:10:58.208 --> 01:11:00.917
[♪ "Word Up" continues playing]

1630
01:11:01.708 --> 01:11:05.333
DJ mask, it lights up.
Makes me totally blind though.

1631
01:11:05.417 --> 01:11:07.125
What do you want, Tim?

1632
01:11:07.208 --> 01:11:09.875
Can't a man dance
with his husband-- or wife?

1633
01:11:09.958 --> 01:11:12.458
You're my wife.
Sorry, ex-wife. [laughing]

1634
01:11:12.542 --> 01:11:14.250
Come on, let's dance.

1635
01:11:14.333 --> 01:11:16.917
Oh yeah. Fuck!

1636
01:11:17.000 --> 01:11:20.125
[♪ music continues playing]

1637
01:11:23.292 --> 01:11:26.625
Mm! Mm! Mm! Whoo!

1638
01:11:29.083 --> 01:11:31.750
-Love the suit.
-Thanks.

1639
01:11:31.833 --> 01:11:34.208
It's made entirely out of towel.

1640
01:11:34.292 --> 01:11:36.500
♪ Word ♪

1641
01:11:36.583 --> 01:11:37.583
♪ Up ♪

1642
01:11:38.292 --> 01:11:39.292
-[♪ music ends]
-Unh!

1643
01:11:39.375 --> 01:11:41.375
-[cheering and applause]
-Thank you, thank you.

1644
01:11:41.458 --> 01:11:42.917
Principal Nadler.

1645
01:11:43.000 --> 01:11:45.375
[scattered cheering and applause]

1646
01:11:46.125 --> 01:11:50.167
Oh, I love you guys. I love you guys.

1647
01:11:51.542 --> 01:11:54.708
That said, would you please,
please, please,

1648
01:11:54.792 --> 01:11:56.625
get your grades up, I am begging you.

1649
01:11:56.708 --> 01:11:57.833
I am begging you.

1650
01:11:58.875 --> 01:12:00.000
Alright. [sighs]

1651
01:12:00.917 --> 01:12:02.417
Without further ado,

1652
01:12:02.500 --> 01:12:07.083
your 2008 prom king and queen,

1653
01:12:07.167 --> 01:12:08.958
Sunny Football

1654
01:12:09.042 --> 01:12:11.875
-and Katie Cartwright!
-[♪ music begins playing]

1655
01:12:11.958 --> 01:12:13.875
[applause]

1656
01:12:15.375 --> 01:12:18.208
[Marvin]
Please join your king and queen

1657
01:12:18.292 --> 01:12:20.583
in their first dance.

1658
01:12:21.917 --> 01:12:25.000
[♪ band playing "Hold Me Now"
by Thompson Twins]

1659
01:12:25.083 --> 01:12:27.333
-[Sunny chuckles]
-[Katie clearing throat]

1660
01:12:28.458 --> 01:12:31.000
♪ I have a picture ♪

1661
01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:35.083
♪ Pinned to my wall ♪

1662
01:12:35.792 --> 01:12:37.583
[both scoffing]

1663
01:12:37.667 --> 01:12:42.000
♪ An image of you and of me
and we're laughing ♪

1664
01:12:42.083 --> 01:12:44.542
-♪ And loving it all ♪
-[chuckles]

1665
01:12:46.250 --> 01:12:48.625
You ever seen the movie,
It's a Wonderful Life?

1666
01:12:49.833 --> 01:12:51.625
Yes.

1667
01:12:51.708 --> 01:12:54.083
♪ All tattered and torn ♪

1668
01:12:56.333 --> 01:12:58.750
-I like Mark.
-Sunny, shut up.

1669
01:12:58.833 --> 01:13:00.708
No, I-- hey, look,
I do, I mean...

1670
01:13:00.792 --> 01:13:03.125
-♪ That we cry until dawn ♪
-[Mark grunting]

1671
01:13:03.208 --> 01:13:04.458
You know, he's weird.

1672
01:13:04.542 --> 01:13:07.167
♪ Oh, whoa, oh, hold me now ♪

1673
01:13:07.250 --> 01:13:08.833
He seems like a really nice guy.

1674
01:13:08.917 --> 01:13:12.833
♪ Oh-oh, warm my heart ♪

1675
01:13:15.500 --> 01:13:18.125
♪ Stay with me ♪

1676
01:13:19.500 --> 01:13:23.292
♪ Let the loving start,
let the loving start ♪

1677
01:13:23.375 --> 01:13:25.833
-[gasps] Baby.
-♪ You say I'm a dreamer ♪

1678
01:13:25.917 --> 01:13:27.708
Is it spicy? Are you okay?

1679
01:13:29.458 --> 01:13:32.375
-♪ We're two of a kind ♪
-Oh, you like it!

1680
01:13:33.292 --> 01:13:35.625
-You don't cry like that with my mole.
-♪ Both of us searching ♪

1681
01:13:35.708 --> 01:13:37.750
-♪ For some perfect world ♪
-Who cooked that?!

1682
01:13:37.833 --> 01:13:40.417
Mm. And how is Vanilla?

1683
01:13:40.500 --> 01:13:43.208
Oh, she's... you know.

1684
01:13:43.292 --> 01:13:45.667
I don't know. [chuckles]

1685
01:13:45.750 --> 01:13:47.875
You look incredible. [chuckles]

1686
01:13:47.958 --> 01:13:50.083
-[thump]
-Oh, I'm sorry about my helmet.

1687
01:13:50.167 --> 01:13:51.542
Got a little boo-boo?

1688
01:13:53.000 --> 01:13:55.000
Actually, I was thinking
you should move back in.

1689
01:13:55.792 --> 01:13:58.042
Maybe we forget all this
ever happened, you know?

1690
01:13:58.750 --> 01:14:01.583
Hell, maybe I'll even chip in
a little bit with the movers.

1691
01:14:01.667 --> 01:14:03.917
♪ Oh, whoa, hold me now ♪

1692
01:14:04.000 --> 01:14:06.583
I was thinking too, Tim.

1693
01:14:06.667 --> 01:14:08.792
I gave you the best years
of my youth.

1694
01:14:08.875 --> 01:14:10.083
I'm almost 36,

1695
01:14:10.167 --> 01:14:13.167
the age I'm gonna finally start
living my life.

1696
01:14:13.250 --> 01:14:16.042
And there's just
no room in it for you!

1697
01:14:16.125 --> 01:14:20.500
♪ Let the loving start,
let the loving start ♪

1698
01:14:20.583 --> 01:14:23.542
-♪ Oh-oh, hold me now ♪
-[muffled sobbing]

1699
01:14:24.792 --> 01:14:28.542
♪ Oh-oh, warm my heart ♪

1700
01:14:30.792 --> 01:14:33.542
[whispering]
Why is this song so sad?

1701
01:14:33.625 --> 01:14:36.333
Now, in the movie
It's a Wonderful Life,

1702
01:14:36.417 --> 01:14:39.208
there's a pool under the gym floor,
like ours.

1703
01:14:39.292 --> 01:14:41.958
And the floor opens up
and everybody falls--

1704
01:14:42.042 --> 01:14:43.250
Dude!

1705
01:14:43.333 --> 01:14:44.917
Just do it.

1706
01:14:45.917 --> 01:14:47.292
They all get soaked.

1707
01:14:48.583 --> 01:14:50.417
-Glug, glug.
-[lever cranking]

1708
01:14:50.500 --> 01:14:52.083
[screaming]

1709
01:14:52.167 --> 01:14:54.208
[Peter screaming]

1710
01:14:54.292 --> 01:14:56.708
[Ron] [screaming] What the fuck!

1711
01:14:56.792 --> 01:14:59.625
-[all screaming]
-What the fuck is...

1712
01:14:59.708 --> 01:15:03.958
-[electricity crackling]
-[all groaning]

1713
01:15:04.417 --> 01:15:07.083
What the fuck!

1714
01:15:07.167 --> 01:15:10.708
♪ Let the loving start,
let the loving start ♪

1715
01:15:10.792 --> 01:15:13.750
You know, uh... you were wrong
the other night

1716
01:15:13.833 --> 01:15:15.750
when you said that I don't think.

1717
01:15:16.917 --> 01:15:18.958
♪ We're two of a kind ♪

1718
01:15:20.125 --> 01:15:23.875
I thought about what a life
with you would be like.

1719
01:15:23.958 --> 01:15:26.500
♪ Some perfect world we know
we'll never find ♪

1720
01:15:26.583 --> 01:15:28.333
And how you'd look when we're old.

1721
01:15:30.625 --> 01:15:32.125
If you still smelled the same.

1722
01:15:32.208 --> 01:15:34.167
[chuckles]

1723
01:15:34.250 --> 01:15:36.958
♪ Yeah, yeah, go far away ♪

1724
01:15:37.042 --> 01:15:40.875
And I thought about what
I would say to get you back.

1725
01:15:40.958 --> 01:15:44.625
♪ That there's nowhere
that I'd rather be ♪

1726
01:15:44.708 --> 01:15:46.417
♪ Than with you here today ♪

1727
01:15:46.500 --> 01:15:48.958
But now that I'm here with you,
I just want to say...

1728
01:15:50.083 --> 01:15:52.000
♪ Hold me now ♪

1729
01:15:52.083 --> 01:15:53.583
I'm really happy for you.

1730
01:15:53.667 --> 01:15:57.042
♪ Oh-oh, warm my heart ♪

1731
01:15:57.125 --> 01:15:58.750
[Katie sighs]

1732
01:15:58.833 --> 01:16:01.083
I'm sorry for causing you
so much trouble.

1733
01:16:03.917 --> 01:16:05.667
But I don't regret it.

1734
01:16:05.750 --> 01:16:08.000
♪ Let the loving start ♪

1735
01:16:08.083 --> 01:16:11.333
I'm gonna be thinking about this moment
for another 18 years.

1736
01:16:12.333 --> 01:16:15.583
♪ Oh-oh, warm my heart ♪

1737
01:16:18.375 --> 01:16:21.917
♪ Stay with me ♪

1738
01:16:22.000 --> 01:16:26.792
♪ Let the loving start,
let the loving start ♪

1739
01:16:28.333 --> 01:16:29.500
[Mark] Blumpkin?

1740
01:16:30.667 --> 01:16:31.917
Mark!

1741
01:16:32.000 --> 01:16:33.167
What the hecky?

1742
01:16:34.125 --> 01:16:35.125
[Katie] Um...

1743
01:16:37.208 --> 01:16:39.792
-[screaming and sobbing]
-Oh, shit! Shit!

1744
01:16:46.250 --> 01:16:48.708
♪ You ask if I love you ♪

1745
01:16:50.917 --> 01:16:53.000
♪ Well, what can I say ♪

1746
01:16:53.083 --> 01:16:56.792
-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-♪ The night's hanging open ♪

1747
01:16:56.875 --> 01:16:59.792
♪ The tape is all unwound ♪

1748
01:17:00.875 --> 01:17:04.500
♪ All the grass
is growing backwards ♪

1749
01:17:04.583 --> 01:17:07.250
♪ Going back underground ♪

1750
01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:12.083
♪ And all of the stations are missing ♪

1751
01:17:12.167 --> 01:17:16.292
♪ From the dial of my radio ♪

1752
01:17:16.375 --> 01:17:19.792
-♪ I do my best to hide it ♪
-[locker banging]

1753
01:17:19.875 --> 01:17:23.458
♪ But I guess it shows ♪

1754
01:17:23.542 --> 01:17:29.083
♪ That I thought I was closer ♪

1755
01:17:31.333 --> 01:17:35.958
♪ Closer, but not anymore ♪

1756
01:17:38.917 --> 01:17:44.583
♪ Ahh, the night is almost over ♪

1757
01:17:47.208 --> 01:17:48.583
Oh, fuck.

1758
01:17:48.667 --> 01:17:49.875
"F" for "fuck"!

1759
01:17:51.125 --> 01:17:52.792
Ah, fuck!

1760
01:17:52.875 --> 01:17:55.208
♪ ...never done me wrong before ♪

1761
01:17:57.542 --> 01:17:59.875
-[♪ music stops abruptly]
-[snoring]

1762
01:17:59.958 --> 01:18:00.958
[farting]

1763
01:18:02.083 --> 01:18:04.083
[kids giggling]

1764
01:18:08.042 --> 01:18:10.708
Oh, oh. Oh, I'm peeing!

1765
01:18:10.792 --> 01:18:13.208
-Ah! I'm pissing!
-[kids giggling]

1766
01:18:13.292 --> 01:18:15.083
-Oh! Oh! [groaning]
-Hey!

1767
01:18:15.167 --> 01:18:17.958
¿Qué es lo que está pasando aquí?
Pa’ arriba, ahora.

1768
01:18:18.042 --> 01:18:19.417
Vámonos, niños.

1769
01:18:19.500 --> 01:18:21.958
[yelling] I pissed!

1770
01:18:22.042 --> 01:18:23.667
-[snorting]
-Okay, you know what, babe?

1771
01:18:23.750 --> 01:18:25.250
-[coughing]
-You look and you smell like shit.

1772
01:18:25.333 --> 01:18:27.875
-Let's get up.
-I failed, V.

1773
01:18:27.958 --> 01:18:29.500
Over and over.

1774
01:18:29.583 --> 01:18:32.125
I tried so hard, but I suck.

1775
01:18:32.208 --> 01:18:34.417
[shouting]
I'm gonna flunk school again!

1776
01:18:34.500 --> 01:18:35.583
-Feet up.
-Ah!

1777
01:18:36.458 --> 01:18:38.833
Tedi, look at this house.

1778
01:18:40.167 --> 01:18:41.750
Look at those beautiful children.

1779
01:18:43.000 --> 01:18:44.083
Now, look at me.

1780
01:18:45.417 --> 01:18:47.708
Do you think a failure
can have all of this?

1781
01:18:47.792 --> 01:18:50.833
-I don't know.
-[sighs]

1782
01:18:50.917 --> 01:18:53.958
You're a wonderful husband
and a loving father.

1783
01:18:55.042 --> 01:18:58.417
Right? And it's beautiful
that you want to provide for us.

1784
01:18:58.500 --> 01:19:00.083
But babe, you already do.

1785
01:19:02.083 --> 01:19:03.083
Yeah?

1786
01:19:03.167 --> 01:19:05.167
[chuckles]
Yeah, and I'm gonna be here for you.

1787
01:19:05.250 --> 01:19:06.458
-For real?
-[chuckles] Yes,

1788
01:19:06.542 --> 01:19:09.000
-and all your little feelings.
-For real?

1789
01:19:09.083 --> 01:19:11.375
But it's really pathetic
to see you like this.

1790
01:19:11.458 --> 01:19:12.875
What's the point? I'm fucked.

1791
01:19:12.958 --> 01:19:16.917
I would literally need to get, like,
100 on all my exams to graduate.

1792
01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:18.458
I know I married a fool...

1793
01:19:19.208 --> 01:19:21.875
but I know for damn well
I didn't marry no quitter.

1794
01:19:21.958 --> 01:19:24.417
So, what we're gonna do is,
we're gonna get up,

1795
01:19:24.500 --> 01:19:26.333
we're gonna shave
this shit off your face,

1796
01:19:26.417 --> 01:19:28.250
because you have fucking finals today!

1797
01:19:28.333 --> 01:19:30.208
Ah! Chill, dude.

1798
01:19:30.292 --> 01:19:32.292
Listen, Curtis. [chuckles]

1799
01:19:32.375 --> 01:19:34.083
Hey, Curtis,

1800
01:19:34.167 --> 01:19:37.125
I-- I like you,
and I was wondering if--

1801
01:19:37.208 --> 01:19:40.083
[Principal Nadler] [on PA]
Hello, everyone. [groans loudly]

1802
01:19:41.833 --> 01:19:43.542
[crying]
Good luck this morning...

1803
01:19:44.833 --> 01:19:46.792
on your exams.

1804
01:19:46.875 --> 01:19:49.667
Give it all you got, please.

1805
01:19:49.750 --> 01:19:52.167
[choking up] I am begging you,
for the love of God.

1806
01:19:52.250 --> 01:19:54.208
-Mom?
-Oh, hi, sweetie.

1807
01:19:54.292 --> 01:19:56.292
You need some lunch money?
Or some other money?

1808
01:19:56.375 --> 01:19:58.500
What is going on?

1809
01:19:58.583 --> 01:20:00.875
I didn't want to burden you
with this, but, um...

1810
01:20:00.958 --> 01:20:03.250
[sniffling]
...yeah, I'm gonna get fired.

1811
01:20:03.333 --> 01:20:05.625
Oh, my God, why?

1812
01:20:05.708 --> 01:20:07.417
The school board.

1813
01:20:07.500 --> 01:20:10.000
They wanted this semester
to be a huge success, and, uh...

1814
01:20:11.542 --> 01:20:14.333
[over PA]
...yeah, it's been a disaster.

1815
01:20:14.417 --> 01:20:15.958
What do you mean?

1816
01:20:16.042 --> 01:20:17.375
Nobody's tried!

1817
01:20:17.458 --> 01:20:19.042
You're all failing!

1818
01:20:19.125 --> 01:20:21.417
And if you don't ace these final exams...

1819
01:20:21.500 --> 01:20:24.708
...you're gonna have to do
the semester all over again.

1820
01:20:24.792 --> 01:20:27.000
[screaming] What about my life?!

1821
01:20:29.208 --> 01:20:30.750
[sighs deeply]

1822
01:20:30.833 --> 01:20:32.375
Say goodbye to your jobs.

1823
01:20:32.458 --> 01:20:34.292
I can't do this shit again!

1824
01:20:34.375 --> 01:20:37.292
-Say goodbye to your lives.
-We could party forever. [laughing]

1825
01:20:37.375 --> 01:20:39.875
[Principal Nadler] They're talking about
making you go to school...

1826
01:20:39.958 --> 01:20:42.250
-...with the teens.
-Oh, come on!

1827
01:20:42.333 --> 01:20:44.250
-Fuck!
-What the hecky?

1828
01:20:44.333 --> 01:20:46.292
Mom, I'm so sorry.

1829
01:20:46.375 --> 01:20:48.667
[Principal Nadler]
I really love this place.

1830
01:20:48.750 --> 01:20:52.292
After Dad passed,
I mean, this place saved me.

1831
01:20:53.583 --> 01:20:57.333
It was a place to feel community
and love again.

1832
01:20:57.417 --> 01:21:00.250
Its door's always open
to anyone and everyone.

1833
01:21:01.250 --> 01:21:04.667
A place to find purpose in this life.

1834
01:21:06.083 --> 01:21:08.708
Maybe now, it can be that
for someone else.

1835
01:21:08.792 --> 01:21:11.625
-There's gotta be something we can do.
-It's too late.

1836
01:21:11.708 --> 01:21:13.833
[sighs] Everyone's gotta get, like...

1837
01:21:14.833 --> 01:21:17.333
100 on all their final exams
or some shit,

1838
01:21:17.417 --> 01:21:18.708
to turn this thing around.

1839
01:21:18.792 --> 01:21:19.792
[kiss smacks]

1840
01:21:22.333 --> 01:21:23.958
[Principal Nadler groaning loudly]

1841
01:21:28.792 --> 01:21:32.000
[♪ whimsical music playing]

1842
01:21:35.958 --> 01:21:37.500
[grunting]

1843
01:21:37.583 --> 01:21:38.875
-[Amelia] Hey.
-Hey.

1844
01:21:38.958 --> 01:21:42.042
Hey, I promised I would help you
do good in class, too.

1845
01:21:42.125 --> 01:21:45.125
You did your best, little guy.
It's impossible.

1846
01:21:45.208 --> 01:21:47.750
-[whispering] I got a way to cheat.
-Yeah?

1847
01:21:47.833 --> 01:21:50.292
You can't cheat
unless you have the answers.

1848
01:21:50.375 --> 01:21:52.083
Are they just gonna fall into my lap?

1849
01:21:54.875 --> 01:21:56.250
What the fuck?

1850
01:21:56.333 --> 01:21:58.875
[♪ whimsical music playing]

1851
01:21:58.958 --> 01:22:00.917
[gym teacher] Remain calm, people!
Every bomb threat

1852
01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:04.000
needs to be taken seriously
until properly investigated.

1853
01:22:04.083 --> 01:22:06.125
This shit could blow
at any second!

1854
01:22:07.125 --> 01:22:09.208
-[alarm blaring]
-[Ron] I didn't call in the threat!

1855
01:22:09.292 --> 01:22:12.417
I've been set up!
Avenge me!

1856
01:22:13.375 --> 01:22:14.833
[Tedi] I did that shit.

1857
01:22:14.917 --> 01:22:17.500
Oh, my God.
[kiss smacking]

1858
01:22:17.583 --> 01:22:20.583
-Yo, I got the answers. Shh!
-[gym teacher] Get to your safe zone!

1859
01:22:20.667 --> 01:22:22.708
-Get to your safe zone!
-Hey, yo, I got the answers.

1860
01:22:22.792 --> 01:22:26.792
[♪ hopeful music playing]

1861
01:22:41.375 --> 01:22:42.833
[whirring]

1862
01:22:43.917 --> 01:22:44.917
[thuds]

1863
01:22:45.708 --> 01:22:47.458
[Sunny vocalizing]

1864
01:22:50.958 --> 01:22:54.250
[♪ hopeful music continues]

1865
01:22:54.333 --> 01:22:55.333
[sniffling]

1866
01:22:57.958 --> 01:22:58.958
[kiss smacking]

1867
01:22:59.417 --> 01:23:01.333
[Tedi] These fuckin' kids rock.

1868
01:23:05.708 --> 01:23:08.250
-[school bell ringing]
-Alright, pencils down!

1869
01:23:08.333 --> 01:23:11.417
For those of you in the play tonight,
break a leg.

1870
01:23:11.500 --> 01:23:14.917
[♪ hopeful music continues playing]

1871
01:23:15.000 --> 01:23:17.042
[people chattering]

1872
01:23:17.125 --> 01:23:18.583
Where's Curtis?

1873
01:23:20.542 --> 01:23:21.917
[Whit] [on PA]
Hi, I'm Whit Conway.

1874
01:23:22.000 --> 01:23:23.667
Five minutes till showtime.
-[Mr. Whiley groaning]

1875
01:23:23.750 --> 01:23:25.833
Please silence your cell phones.
Or else!

1876
01:23:25.917 --> 01:23:26.917
Ugh!

1877
01:23:28.583 --> 01:23:30.083
[Bill Brown] I think you're really
gonna enjoy the show.

1878
01:23:30.167 --> 01:23:31.167
Honestly, yeah.

1879
01:23:31.250 --> 01:23:32.417
[Mr. Whiley] Huh.

1880
01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:36.083
Oh! Shit.

1881
01:23:36.167 --> 01:23:37.833
[indistinct chatter]

1882
01:23:38.333 --> 01:23:40.333
Shit!
[breathing heavily]

1883
01:23:43.583 --> 01:23:46.583
[♪ unsettling music playing]

1884
01:23:48.958 --> 01:23:50.500
-[thud]
-[Sandra screaming]

1885
01:23:50.583 --> 01:23:51.917
[audience gasps]

1886
01:23:52.000 --> 01:23:54.417
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, what happened?

1887
01:23:54.500 --> 01:23:56.292
Oh, no, the irony.

1888
01:23:56.375 --> 01:23:57.958
What a cruel twist of fate!

1889
01:23:58.042 --> 01:23:59.292
Oh, well.

1890
01:23:59.375 --> 01:24:01.417
Guess there's nothing
we can do now, right?

1891
01:24:01.500 --> 01:24:04.708
I mean, no actress, no show.
Dammit!

1892
01:24:04.792 --> 01:24:07.417
This would have been her moment to shine.

1893
01:24:07.500 --> 01:24:10.958
To go out there in front of millions
of Americans and stomp throats.

1894
01:24:11.042 --> 01:24:12.917
Just fucking slay, Mama.
What an icon.

1895
01:24:13.667 --> 01:24:15.375
Remembered forever.

1896
01:24:15.458 --> 01:24:17.042
[smacking lips]
Oh, well.

1897
01:24:17.125 --> 01:24:18.417
-[Amelia] I'll do it.
-S-- What now?

1898
01:24:18.500 --> 01:24:20.083
I'll take her place.

1899
01:24:21.708 --> 01:24:23.250
Literally, who are you?

1900
01:24:23.333 --> 01:24:25.917
I have never seen you before
in my life.

1901
01:24:26.000 --> 01:24:27.333
Hon. [laughing]

1902
01:24:27.417 --> 01:24:29.167
-You don't even know the lines.
-"How could this be?

1903
01:24:29.250 --> 01:24:31.375
What twisted malfortune is thee?
Another hot cowork--"

1904
01:24:31.458 --> 01:24:33.042
Fuck!

1905
01:24:33.125 --> 01:24:35.958
Yes! Fuck yes!
She knows the lines.

1906
01:24:36.042 --> 01:24:37.708
-[laughing] Hooray!
-[applause]

1907
01:24:37.792 --> 01:24:39.083
The show goes on!

1908
01:24:39.167 --> 01:24:41.625
Go get dressed.
Fuck me right in the ass.

1909
01:24:43.708 --> 01:24:44.875
Where's Curtis?

1910
01:24:44.958 --> 01:24:45.958
What?

1911
01:24:46.667 --> 01:24:49.667
[♪ dramatic music playing]

1912
01:24:57.542 --> 01:25:00.542
[♪ valiant music playing]

1913
01:25:06.167 --> 01:25:08.167
[rumbling]

1914
01:25:11.625 --> 01:25:14.500
[♪ valiant music continues playing]

1915
01:25:16.500 --> 01:25:18.500
[wind gusting]

1916
01:25:29.458 --> 01:25:31.458
[♪ music intensifies]

1917
01:25:33.583 --> 01:25:35.583
[vacuum whirring weakly]

1918
01:25:40.792 --> 01:25:42.792
[audience quietly murmuring]

1919
01:25:44.708 --> 01:25:47.500
[phone ringing]

1920
01:25:47.583 --> 01:25:50.000
-Ah, wrong cue!
-Sh-shit.

1921
01:25:50.083 --> 01:25:51.958
[phone continues ringing]

1922
01:25:52.875 --> 01:25:54.208
-Hello?
-[knocking at door]

1923
01:25:54.875 --> 01:25:56.500
-[phone clunks]
-[scoffs lightly]

1924
01:25:59.292 --> 01:26:01.625
Another body!
Jammed the fuck in the ducts

1925
01:26:01.708 --> 01:26:03.583
at the Carl's Jr. on Sixth.

1926
01:26:03.667 --> 01:26:06.500
Uh, the one with the ball pit
that's kind of fun, honestly.

1927
01:26:06.583 --> 01:26:08.833
-Where's your husband?
-What-- Husband? My husband?

1928
01:26:08.917 --> 01:26:10.667
What for?
He's been home all night.

1929
01:26:15.292 --> 01:26:16.667
Well?

1930
01:26:16.750 --> 01:26:19.042
He's been home all night.

1931
01:26:19.875 --> 01:26:22.292
[Matt]
Curtis! Curtis, it's your cue!

1932
01:26:22.375 --> 01:26:25.208
Well, he's-- he's, uh...

1933
01:26:25.292 --> 01:26:26.625
[warbling]

1934
01:26:26.708 --> 01:26:28.708
[audience gasping]

1935
01:26:30.750 --> 01:26:33.833
[♪ valiant music playing]

1936
01:26:43.708 --> 01:26:46.333
♪ I can't take it,
can't do this anymore ♪

1937
01:26:46.417 --> 01:26:48.250
♪ I can't look into your eyes ♪

1938
01:26:49.667 --> 01:26:51.667
♪ And keep telling lies ♪

1939
01:26:51.750 --> 01:26:56.875
♪ One, two, three, four, five
very handsome guys ♪

1940
01:26:56.958 --> 01:27:00.167
♪ Chopped up in pieces,
I did it ♪

1941
01:27:01.792 --> 01:27:07.333
♪ But I did it for loooove ♪

1942
01:27:10.542 --> 01:27:15.083
♪ All of the nights you stayed up,
never too far from the phone ♪

1943
01:27:15.167 --> 01:27:17.958
♪ I sawed through their bones ♪

1944
01:27:18.042 --> 01:27:21.875
♪ And stuffed them into suitcases
from Savers ♪

1945
01:27:25.000 --> 01:27:28.375
♪ But I did it for love ♪

1946
01:27:29.500 --> 01:27:32.875
♪ Love, our love ♪

1947
01:27:35.542 --> 01:27:37.542
♪ Please remember ♪

1948
01:27:37.625 --> 01:27:42.042
♪ I killed those men ♪

1949
01:27:42.125 --> 01:27:48.042
♪ For love ♪

1950
01:27:49.625 --> 01:27:51.042
Watch this.

1951
01:27:51.125 --> 01:27:54.292
[♪ triumphant music playing]

1952
01:27:58.125 --> 01:27:59.417
[applause]

1953
01:27:59.500 --> 01:28:03.417
[cheering and applause]

1954
01:28:13.500 --> 01:28:15.000
Arrest that man!

1955
01:28:16.917 --> 01:28:19.583
[grunting] Thank you.

1956
01:28:19.667 --> 01:28:24.458
[mouthing] Thank you! Thank you!

1957
01:28:25.667 --> 01:28:27.875
Pandemonium at the theater right now

1958
01:28:27.958 --> 01:28:30.417
as the Handsome Man Slayer of 2007

1959
01:28:30.500 --> 01:28:33.125
has finally been taken into custody.

1960
01:28:33.208 --> 01:28:36.042
Handsome men everywhere
will sleep easy tonight.

1961
01:28:36.125 --> 01:28:37.417
[sighs]

1962
01:28:40.500 --> 01:28:42.375
[whistles] Yo!

1963
01:28:42.458 --> 01:28:44.917
-I heard you made that mole.
-Oh, heard you made that bomb threat.

1964
01:28:45.000 --> 01:28:46.250
Hey, shh.

1965
01:28:47.333 --> 01:28:49.250
That was the best thing
I ever had in my life.

1966
01:28:49.333 --> 01:28:51.583
-[scoffs] Yeah.
-I'm serious.

1967
01:28:51.667 --> 01:28:53.208
I want you to come cook at my bar.

1968
01:28:53.292 --> 01:28:55.292
[laughing]

1969
01:28:56.542 --> 01:28:58.667
-That's good.
-Look, I know the place is shit,

1970
01:28:58.750 --> 01:29:01.375
but you could literally cook
whatever you want, do whatever you want.

1971
01:29:01.458 --> 01:29:04.333
It's a blank canvas, I promise.

1972
01:29:04.417 --> 01:29:06.500
Come on!
I may be stupid,

1973
01:29:06.583 --> 01:29:09.917
but I'm smart enough to know when I--
when I need help, low-key.

1974
01:29:16.417 --> 01:29:19.583
[Amelia] And here, I thought I had
to look up to see a star.

1975
01:29:19.667 --> 01:29:23.042
-[chuckles] Thank you, thank you.
-[chuckles]

1976
01:29:26.292 --> 01:29:27.625
Uh, so that kiss.

1977
01:29:27.708 --> 01:29:29.125
Yeah, um...

1978
01:29:29.208 --> 01:29:30.583
-that, uh--
-It-- It was nice.

1979
01:29:30.667 --> 01:29:35.458
Uh, it-- it really added
some romance, uh, to the play.

1980
01:29:36.958 --> 01:29:38.125
Great, yeah. Well, um,

1981
01:29:38.208 --> 01:29:40.458
if you ever want to do that

1982
01:29:40.542 --> 01:29:42.750
for real in real life, uh...

1983
01:29:42.833 --> 01:29:45.417
-[chuckles]
-...I think that'd be cool, I think.

1984
01:29:45.500 --> 01:29:47.042
♪ Three, four ♪

1985
01:29:47.125 --> 01:29:50.583
♪ Nothing scares me
after midnight ♪

1986
01:29:52.375 --> 01:29:55.958
♪ I feel okay, I feel alright ♪

1987
01:29:58.042 --> 01:30:01.875
♪ Passing images of my life ♪

1988
01:30:03.417 --> 01:30:07.000
♪ Cast like shadows
in the dull light ♪

1989
01:30:08.500 --> 01:30:12.500
♪ But nothing scares me
after midnight ♪

1990
01:30:12.583 --> 01:30:17.708
♪ I'm alright, it's all good ♪

1991
01:30:20.417 --> 01:30:23.417
[♪ "After Midnight"
by Star Cinema playing]

1992
01:30:51.958 --> 01:30:55.958
♪ It's not easy being lonely ♪

1993
01:30:57.292 --> 01:31:01.125
♪ And now I am living only ♪

1994
01:31:02.583 --> 01:31:06.417
♪ In the dream
of having one day ♪

1995
01:31:06.500 --> 01:31:10.708
[Principal Nadler]
I am so deeply proud of you all.

1996
01:31:11.750 --> 01:31:14.042
Every student scored,

1997
01:31:14.125 --> 01:31:18.417
like, 100 on their final exams.

1998
01:31:18.500 --> 01:31:21.792
Except for one student
who failed to show up.

1999
01:31:21.875 --> 01:31:25.417
Not sure what happened there,
but we are very disappointed in him. Very.

2000
01:31:25.500 --> 01:31:28.042
Anyway, I'm not gonna
stand here forever and gush.

2001
01:31:28.125 --> 01:31:30.792
This is your day,
you should hear from one of your own.

2002
01:31:31.750 --> 01:31:37.875
Please welcome
your 2008/2026 valedictorian,

2003
01:31:37.958 --> 01:31:39.292
Amelia Nadler.

2004
01:31:39.375 --> 01:31:40.958
-[light cheering and applause]
-Who the fuck is that?

2005
01:31:42.542 --> 01:31:44.500
[cheering and applause continues]

2006
01:31:44.583 --> 01:31:46.083
[Amelia chuckles]

2007
01:31:47.208 --> 01:31:48.708
Um...

2008
01:31:54.958 --> 01:31:57.500
When I found out
we were all coming back here,

2009
01:31:57.583 --> 01:31:59.667
I was mortified.

2010
01:31:59.750 --> 01:32:01.708
I was embarrassed
that y-you all would see

2011
01:32:01.792 --> 01:32:04.000
what a disaster my life had become.

2012
01:32:04.917 --> 01:32:08.167
But when I got here,
I realized no one cared,

2013
01:32:08.250 --> 01:32:11.375
because no one even remembered me.

2014
01:32:12.667 --> 01:32:16.042
And I spent the semester
obsoosing over that.

2015
01:32:17.250 --> 01:32:19.875
Looking for your approval,
your acknowledgment.

2016
01:32:21.000 --> 01:32:23.833
And in the end,
you may not remember me...

2017
01:32:24.542 --> 01:32:26.750
but I remember you.

2018
01:32:27.792 --> 01:32:30.125
I remember the passion
and drive we once had.

2019
01:32:30.208 --> 01:32:31.542
[mouthing] Oh, my God.

2020
01:32:31.625 --> 01:32:35.333
[Amelia] I remember the warmth
and comfort of old relationships.

2021
01:32:35.417 --> 01:32:38.458
I remember the beauty
of an unexpected friendship.

2022
01:32:39.458 --> 01:32:41.958
I remember the reward
of putting yourself out there

2023
01:32:42.042 --> 01:32:44.250
and pushing through
the uncomfortable.

2024
01:32:46.583 --> 01:32:47.958
And most importantly...

2025
01:32:49.667 --> 01:32:51.542
I remember myself.

2026
01:32:53.500 --> 01:32:57.000
People kept telling me
to look at this as a second chance.

2027
01:32:58.125 --> 01:33:02.625
But I realized there's no such thing
as a second chance.

2028
01:33:02.708 --> 01:33:05.708
There's just... chance.

2029
01:33:05.792 --> 01:33:10.458
Every day, every moment
is another chance.

2030
01:33:12.875 --> 01:33:17.333
So, to the graduating class
of 2026, I'll miss you.

2031
01:33:18.375 --> 01:33:20.458
I'm proud of you.

2032
01:33:20.542 --> 01:33:23.458
And good luck to you
on your next chance.

2033
01:33:23.542 --> 01:33:25.000
There you go, Amelia!

2034
01:33:26.125 --> 01:33:28.125
[applause]

2035
01:33:30.708 --> 01:33:32.708
-Good job, little girl!
-[cheering and applause]

2036
01:33:32.792 --> 01:33:33.792
Thank you!

2037
01:33:34.917 --> 01:33:36.917
[people chattering]

2038
01:33:39.042 --> 01:33:41.500
Hey, y'all stop messing around
or I'm gonna start spanking y'all.

2039
01:33:41.583 --> 01:33:42.875
You want a pow-pow?
Come on.

2040
01:33:42.958 --> 01:33:44.708
-Just smile. Smile.
-[Ms. Wing] Okay, alright, got it.

2041
01:33:44.792 --> 01:33:47.208
Okay, getting it. Alright.

2042
01:33:47.292 --> 01:33:49.542
God, I can't believe
you graduated, Mayo.

2043
01:33:49.625 --> 01:33:50.958
So now, they're--

2044
01:33:51.042 --> 01:33:53.458
So now, they're saying there's a chance
that maybe they're just missing.

2045
01:33:53.542 --> 01:33:55.000
-Oh, okay.
-And that I would have--

2046
01:33:55.083 --> 01:33:56.458
Where was the last place
they were seen?

2047
01:33:56.542 --> 01:33:58.333
-They were hiking in the woods.
-The woods?

2048
01:33:58.417 --> 01:33:59.958
Yeah, the woods, yeah.

2049
01:34:00.042 --> 01:34:02.042
[indistinct chatter]

2050
01:34:02.708 --> 01:34:03.708
Nice.

2051
01:34:07.750 --> 01:34:09.750
[indistinct chatter]

2052
01:34:15.792 --> 01:34:17.958
-[cigarette singeing]
-[student groaning]

2053
01:34:18.042 --> 01:34:20.458
-Got any plans for the holidays?
-[sighs]

2054
01:34:20.542 --> 01:34:22.625
-Nothing, I suppose. [chuckles]
-Hmm.

2055
01:34:23.542 --> 01:34:25.250
You?

2056
01:34:25.333 --> 01:34:28.833
Oh, uh, I was thinking of maybe
buying a new car, actually.

2057
01:34:30.042 --> 01:34:32.042
Something spacious.

2058
01:34:32.125 --> 01:34:34.208
Something like, I don't know...

2059
01:34:35.458 --> 01:34:39.125
2005 Subaru Outback 2.5i
with all wheel-drive and...

2060
01:34:40.667 --> 01:34:42.167
vinyl cargo mats.

2061
01:34:43.958 --> 01:34:45.708
-[sighing]
-I took your letters out of the tr--

2062
01:34:54.292 --> 01:34:55.875
I got you these.

2063
01:34:58.333 --> 01:35:00.208
Signed 'em myself. [chuckles]

2064
01:35:02.042 --> 01:35:03.583
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

2065
01:35:06.208 --> 01:35:07.750
[Amelia]
I was thinking I might, you know,

2066
01:35:07.833 --> 01:35:10.542
stick around school for a while.
You?

2067
01:35:12.000 --> 01:35:15.833
Yeah, yeah, I think I might stick
around school for a little while.

2068
01:35:15.917 --> 01:35:19.000
Seems like we're both sticking around
for a while then.

2069
01:35:19.083 --> 01:35:20.083
Yeah.

2070
01:35:21.292 --> 01:35:22.958
Oh, do fuck off with that.

2071
01:35:23.042 --> 01:35:24.625
Love is so pathetic.

2072
01:35:24.708 --> 01:35:26.667
-[Curtis] Whatever. Wanna get a hot dog?
-[diploma dropping]

2073
01:35:26.750 --> 01:35:28.000
[Katie] Hey!

2074
01:35:30.958 --> 01:35:32.542
You dropped this.

2075
01:35:34.542 --> 01:35:36.792
Um... [whimpering]

2076
01:35:37.875 --> 01:35:40.667
[high-pitched]
Gee, thank you, Katie.

2077
01:35:40.750 --> 01:35:42.833
[babbling indistinctly]

2078
01:35:44.292 --> 01:35:46.292
[continues babbling indistinctly]

2079
01:35:48.917 --> 01:35:50.125
[blood splattering]

2080
01:35:50.208 --> 01:35:51.208
[spurting]

2081
01:35:55.375 --> 01:35:56.625
Shit!

2082
01:35:57.500 --> 01:36:00.500
[♪ "Butterfly" by Twin Peaks playing]

2083
01:36:04.792 --> 01:36:08.417
♪ Oh, it's such a butterfly feeling ♪

2084
01:36:08.500 --> 01:36:10.875
♪ To have you for a friend ♪

2085
01:36:12.417 --> 01:36:16.125
♪ Oh, but somehow I get the feeling ♪

2086
01:36:16.208 --> 01:36:18.542
♪ That I'll be lonely again ♪

2087
01:36:19.458 --> 01:36:22.625
♪ And in a little while I'll be gone ♪

2088
01:36:22.708 --> 01:36:26.500
♪ Yeah, and in a little while
I'll be gone ♪

2089
01:36:26.583 --> 01:36:30.000
♪ It only takes a little while
to get along ♪

2090
01:36:30.083 --> 01:36:33.708
♪ So, come on baby,
give a smile and come on ♪

2091
01:36:33.792 --> 01:36:35.250
♪ Ah yeah! ♪

2092
01:36:35.333 --> 01:36:37.750
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

2093
01:36:37.833 --> 01:36:40.583
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

2094
01:36:40.667 --> 01:36:42.667
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

2095
01:36:49.583 --> 01:36:53.333
♪ And when The Zombies started
singing 'bout the season ♪

2096
01:36:53.417 --> 01:36:56.833
♪ You know your daddy got up to dance ♪

2097
01:36:56.917 --> 01:36:59.083
We just cleaned the taps today.
No mold or nothing.

2098
01:36:59.167 --> 01:37:01.542
There's no-- There's not
one bug in the kitchen.

2099
01:37:01.625 --> 01:37:03.417
Here, let me get that for you.

2100
01:37:03.500 --> 01:37:05.125
How's it going over there, Gloria?

2101
01:37:05.208 --> 01:37:06.833
How's your dad doing?
Is he still dead?

2102
01:37:06.917 --> 01:37:09.667
[chuckles] I'm just messing around.
We know he is. Anyway...

2103
01:37:09.750 --> 01:37:11.583
[Claire] Guys, get that out to 42.

2104
01:37:12.333 --> 01:37:13.917
[Ms. Jankey] Looks amazing!

2105
01:37:14.000 --> 01:37:16.542
-Go, go sit down, enjoy it. Okay.
-Okay, thank you.

2106
01:37:19.125 --> 01:37:20.542
Alright, who's next?

2107
01:37:20.625 --> 01:37:23.042
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

2108
01:37:23.125 --> 01:37:25.792
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

2109
01:37:25.875 --> 01:37:27.833
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

2110
01:37:27.917 --> 01:37:30.625
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

2111
01:37:30.708 --> 01:37:33.333
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

2112
01:37:33.417 --> 01:37:35.667
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

2113
01:37:35.958 --> 01:37:36.958
[cake thuds]

2114
01:37:46.167 --> 01:37:49.167
[♪ "Butterfly" continues playing]

2115
01:37:51.292 --> 01:37:53.625
[car horn honking]

2116
01:37:55.750 --> 01:37:58.500
[honking continues]

2117
01:37:58.583 --> 01:38:00.750
Stop, stop it!
I'm right here!

2118
01:38:01.792 --> 01:38:04.750
-Lonely Hearts Club, huh?
-What?

2119
01:38:06.417 --> 01:38:08.542
Get in, bitch,
we're getting ice cream.

2120
01:38:08.625 --> 01:38:10.125
Okay, you know what?

2121
01:38:10.208 --> 01:38:12.708
Just take me
to the next town, Mark.

2122
01:38:12.792 --> 01:38:14.500
Uh, can do, Watson.

2123
01:38:15.750 --> 01:38:17.750
Just... [scoffs]

2124
01:38:19.667 --> 01:38:22.708
I'll take you to Pound Town, dude.

2125
01:38:22.792 --> 01:38:24.667
I don't think you know
what that means, Mark.

2126
01:38:25.500 --> 01:38:27.167
[Mark] Seat belt.

2127
01:38:27.250 --> 01:38:28.750
What are you gonna put on this year?

2128
01:38:28.833 --> 01:38:30.667
I'm not sure.
I wanted to do Angels in America,

2129
01:38:30.750 --> 01:38:32.750
but I guess one of the freshmen
got AIDS.

2130
01:38:32.833 --> 01:38:34.542
So, I don't know.

2131
01:38:34.625 --> 01:38:36.500
-You'll figure it out.
-I'll figure it out, yeah.

2132
01:38:36.583 --> 01:38:38.000
-Love you.
-Love you.

2133
01:38:38.083 --> 01:38:40.083
[school bell ringing]

2134
01:38:42.500 --> 01:38:43.500
[clicking tongue]

2135
01:38:44.375 --> 01:38:47.625
Welcome to your first day
of English class.

2136
01:38:47.708 --> 01:38:48.875
I'm Ms. Nadler.

2137
01:38:50.167 --> 01:38:53.750
"What's past is prologue."
Who can tell me what that's from?

2138
01:38:56.708 --> 01:38:58.875
-Ron?
-[sighs] [whispering] Fuck me.

2139
01:38:58.958 --> 01:39:00.125
Uh, what's up?

2140
01:39:03.250 --> 01:39:06.250
[♪ marching band music playing]

2141
01:39:19.000 --> 01:39:22.000
[♪ upbeat music playing]

2142
01:43:13.833 --> 01:43:15.833
[echoing voice]
Fuck off!