WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:17.430 --> 00:00:18.903 - Father Joe, you in there? 4 00:00:19.740 --> 00:00:22.140 - Yes. Come in, my son, coming in. 5 00:00:22.140 --> 00:00:24.120 - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 6 00:00:24.120 --> 00:00:25.713 And my last confession was- 7 00:00:25.713 --> 00:00:27.606 - It's fine if you can remember it. 8 00:00:27.606 --> 00:00:28.439 - No, no, I, I remember. 9 00:00:28.439 --> 00:00:31.055 I had to do my laundry, afterwards- 10 00:00:31.055 --> 00:00:34.110 - Let's just say it was last Sunday and let's move on, okay? 11 00:00:34.110 --> 00:00:35.640 Sins. 12 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:36.473 - Right. 13 00:00:37.410 --> 00:00:41.583 Lying. A lot of lying to my parents mostly. 14 00:00:43.590 --> 00:00:45.900 I also might have resorted to violence at one point. 15 00:00:45.900 --> 00:00:48.060 - Is that how you got your black eye? 16 00:00:48.060 --> 00:00:49.309 - Yeah. 17 00:00:53.790 --> 00:00:55.350 I'm sorry, I mean, 18 00:00:55.350 --> 00:00:57.906 Nico, never pinned you as a fighter, you know? 19 00:00:57.906 --> 00:00:58.890 - What is that supposed to mean? 20 00:00:58.890 --> 00:01:00.377 - Is the other guy okay? 21 00:01:00.377 --> 00:01:02.550 - No, but I'm not the one who hurt him. 22 00:01:02.550 --> 00:01:04.050 - That's all? - Yes, but- 23 00:01:04.050 --> 00:01:07.170 - Five Hail Mary, five Hail Father. 24 00:01:07.170 --> 00:01:08.460 That's for your penance. 25 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:12.930 - No. Okay. I'm not alone. I brought my parents. 26 00:01:12.930 --> 00:01:13.773 - Your parents? 27 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:15.473 - Yeah. 28 00:01:15.473 --> 00:01:18.150 - To confess? What they have to confess for? 29 00:01:18.150 --> 00:01:19.980 - I have nothing to confess 30 00:01:19.980 --> 00:01:22.047 that I don't feel 100% justified in doing. 31 00:01:22.047 --> 00:01:24.420 And even then, none of it is sinful. 32 00:01:24.420 --> 00:01:25.440 None of it. 33 00:01:25.440 --> 00:01:26.430 Just got out of the hospital, 34 00:01:26.430 --> 00:01:28.293 my own son thinks the next place I need to go to 35 00:01:28.293 --> 00:01:29.640 is a church. 36 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:32.580 No disrespect, Father. This is ridiculous. 37 00:01:32.580 --> 00:01:34.860 I go to church like a decent human being should. 38 00:01:34.860 --> 00:01:35.693 - If I may- 39 00:01:35.693 --> 00:01:37.380 - I'm telling you, Father Joe, 40 00:01:37.380 --> 00:01:39.946 it's Vincenzo you've got to talk to. 41 00:01:39.946 --> 00:01:43.260 Can't you begin to list the shit that he's pulled. 42 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:44.700 No disrespect, Father. 43 00:01:44.700 --> 00:01:46.350 If I were you I'd skip penance entirely 44 00:01:46.350 --> 00:01:48.360 and have him jump straight into hell. 45 00:01:48.360 --> 00:01:50.640 Yeah, let the devil sort him out. See if I care. 46 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:53.040 And if he doesn't what? Then I'll just do it myself. 47 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:54.540 Just you watch me. 48 00:01:54.540 --> 00:01:56.340 I mean, what the hell? 49 00:01:56.340 --> 00:01:57.783 No disrespect, Father. 50 00:02:01.470 --> 00:02:03.240 - I don't wanna be here, Joe. 51 00:02:03.240 --> 00:02:04.950 - Angelina might have mentioned. 52 00:02:04.950 --> 00:02:06.330 - She mentioned anything else? 53 00:02:06.330 --> 00:02:09.093 - Quite a bit, but I would like to hear it from you. 54 00:02:11.310 --> 00:02:13.023 - It's been a hectic few days. 55 00:03:19.406 --> 00:03:20.239 - Get it. 56 00:03:24.810 --> 00:03:26.910 Call from Vitali Nico. 57 00:03:27.942 --> 00:03:32.102 - I'll get it. 58 00:03:32.102 --> 00:03:34.552 Nico, why haven't you called,? 59 00:03:35.610 --> 00:03:38.460 Your father, he never does anything around here. 60 00:03:38.460 --> 00:03:40.290 - The Yankees are on. Hello? 61 00:03:40.290 --> 00:03:42.870 - Yeah, well, he never goes to the store. 62 00:03:42.870 --> 00:03:44.460 He never listens. 63 00:03:44.460 --> 00:03:46.290 Are you listening? 64 00:03:46.290 --> 00:03:48.487 Be here at 6:00. 65 00:03:56.700 --> 00:03:58.170 - A tiramisu for dissert, 66 00:03:58.170 --> 00:04:01.137 and your favorite, meatballs, ground beef and pork. 67 00:04:01.137 --> 00:04:03.900 No, no, no, no, love, no veal. 68 00:04:03.900 --> 00:04:06.420 Don't be late. 69 00:04:06.420 --> 00:04:08.643 - No veal? Meatballs need veal. 70 00:04:09.571 --> 00:04:11.220 , they were out of veal. 71 00:04:11.220 --> 00:04:12.053 - Mm! 72 00:04:12.053 --> 00:04:14.760 - Oh, stop it with this ding, ding, ding dong. 73 00:04:14.760 --> 00:04:16.263 They kill lab rats. 74 00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:19.263 - If I die, I'll be doing you a favor. 75 00:04:22.068 --> 00:04:24.168 - I hate the sound of that back scratcher. 76 00:04:25.230 --> 00:04:30.230 - Maybe you could scratch my back, huh? Huh? 77 00:04:30.930 --> 00:04:32.903 Yeah, and you know, I'll- 78 00:04:34.270 --> 00:04:37.507 - Don't start. I'm not in the mood. 79 00:04:37.507 --> 00:04:38.340 - Come on. Come on. 80 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:41.610 - There's too much to get done. 81 00:04:41.610 --> 00:04:44.310 - Hey, when is the last time we did it? 82 00:04:44.310 --> 00:04:45.480 - Memorial Day. 83 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:47.730 I wore black a nightie in memory of all the people 84 00:04:47.730 --> 00:04:49.590 who died for our country. 85 00:04:49.590 --> 00:04:51.750 - Mm, how come we only do it on birthdays and holidays? 86 00:04:51.750 --> 00:04:53.670 - We'll do it next time we go on vacation. 87 00:04:53.670 --> 00:04:55.743 - Mm! - Hmm? 88 00:04:55.743 --> 00:04:58.483 Out, out. I've got work to do. 89 00:05:31.620 --> 00:05:32.610 That's our newspaper. 90 00:05:32.610 --> 00:05:34.170 - My yard, my paper. 91 00:05:34.170 --> 00:05:35.820 Your paper,. 92 00:05:40.981 --> 00:05:41.910 Morning. 93 00:05:41.910 --> 00:05:43.530 - And what do we have today? 94 00:05:43.530 --> 00:05:47.253 - Yeah. Smell that eggplant. 95 00:05:47.253 --> 00:05:49.563 Hmm, the bittersweet heavenly aroma. 96 00:05:50.670 --> 00:05:52.380 - And you call this a lemon? 97 00:05:52.380 --> 00:05:55.290 - I don't see you running to the store to find better ones. 98 00:05:55.290 --> 00:05:56.370 - Morning, Angelina. 99 00:05:56.370 --> 00:05:57.390 - Morning, Murray. 100 00:05:57.390 --> 00:05:59.700 No birthday parties that need clowns today? 101 00:05:59.700 --> 00:06:01.470 - Either that or those horror movies 102 00:06:01.470 --> 00:06:04.110 finally killed a once proud and profitable industry. 103 00:06:04.110 --> 00:06:05.880 - Where are you off to today? 104 00:06:05.880 --> 00:06:08.156 - Think I'll enjoy this day off. 105 00:06:08.156 --> 00:06:10.383 I'll be next door with Vincenzo. 106 00:06:10.383 --> 00:06:13.510 - This is the saddest cup of coffee that I've ever seen. 107 00:06:13.510 --> 00:06:16.193 - Oh, I guess I just don't have your magic espresso touch. 108 00:06:17.262 --> 00:06:18.095 - Mm. 109 00:06:18.095 --> 00:06:19.410 - Your nails look like shit. 110 00:06:19.410 --> 00:06:21.750 - Well, thanks. So do you, minus the hair. 111 00:06:21.750 --> 00:06:23.940 - The hair also looks like shit. 112 00:06:23.940 --> 00:06:25.530 - I'll fix it tomorrow. 113 00:06:25.530 --> 00:06:29.520 And I told you, soft pink polish. Not slutty pink. 114 00:06:29.520 --> 00:06:31.050 I took it off the minute I got home. 115 00:06:31.050 --> 00:06:31.883 - Well, you keep bitching, 116 00:06:31.883 --> 00:06:34.951 you can go to that nail salon down the street for 30 bucks. 117 00:06:37.380 --> 00:06:38.340 - What is it? 118 00:06:38.340 --> 00:06:39.999 - I'm tracking Murray. 119 00:06:39.999 --> 00:06:40.832 What? 120 00:06:40.832 --> 00:06:42.538 - Yeah, there's an app. 121 00:06:42.538 --> 00:06:43.620 - There's always an app. 122 00:06:43.620 --> 00:06:45.630 Isn't it a little too much? 123 00:06:45.630 --> 00:06:47.280 - Ah, I gotta see what he's up to. 124 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:49.920 - Relax, he's just going next door. 125 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:51.690 Have you found anything out? 126 00:06:51.690 --> 00:06:52.800 - Not yet. 127 00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:54.810 - She made me dig up on my succulents, right, 128 00:06:54.810 --> 00:06:56.430 just so she had room 129 00:06:56.430 --> 00:06:59.340 to plant the exact same thing she could get at the market. 130 00:06:59.340 --> 00:07:01.290 This is all I have left. 131 00:07:01.290 --> 00:07:04.860 Welcome to Angela's greenery. 132 00:07:04.860 --> 00:07:06.540 - The stuff she grows tastes better 133 00:07:06.540 --> 00:07:08.400 than the stuff at the store. 134 00:07:08.400 --> 00:07:10.500 - Jesus, you sound just like her. 135 00:07:10.500 --> 00:07:13.050 - How's your son doing? - Good. Nico's good. 136 00:07:13.050 --> 00:07:14.790 He's coming over for dinner tonight. 137 00:07:14.790 --> 00:07:17.790 And God help me, he's bringing a girl. 138 00:07:17.790 --> 00:07:21.210 She's made me clean all day like the Pope is coming. 139 00:07:21.210 --> 00:07:22.043 - From what I heard, 140 00:07:22.043 --> 00:07:23.490 your wife seems to think you do nothing. 141 00:07:23.490 --> 00:07:25.320 It's always, "I'll do it later." 142 00:07:25.320 --> 00:07:26.310 - Really? 143 00:07:26.310 --> 00:07:28.080 When's the last time you helped her in the house? 144 00:07:28.080 --> 00:07:29.550 - I'm busy at work. 145 00:07:29.550 --> 00:07:31.950 - You are a birthday clown. 146 00:07:31.950 --> 00:07:33.870 - It's exhausting. 147 00:07:33.870 --> 00:07:35.460 Don't start with me, you jobless- 148 00:07:35.460 --> 00:07:36.617 - Retired. 149 00:07:37.450 --> 00:07:39.480 - Hey, stop stealing my lines, you- 150 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:40.313 - I-yah! 151 00:07:45.486 --> 00:07:46.890 - Mm-mm-mm. 152 00:07:46.890 --> 00:07:48.990 - Oh good. You're here. 153 00:07:48.990 --> 00:07:50.820 Your son's finally bringing a girl over. 154 00:07:50.820 --> 00:07:52.200 He won't even tell me her name. 155 00:07:52.200 --> 00:07:54.480 Everything's a secret with that kid. 156 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:56.250 - A kid's 30 years old. 157 00:07:56.250 --> 00:07:57.083 - It's all your fault. 158 00:07:57.083 --> 00:07:59.410 You're the reason why Nico never brings girls around. 159 00:08:00.270 --> 00:08:02.460 - You have scared off every girlfriend he's ever had, 160 00:08:02.460 --> 00:08:04.800 except for Geena, the hyena, 161 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:06.810 who laughs at everything that anybody says 162 00:08:06.810 --> 00:08:08.580 like she's heard it on "Fallon." 163 00:08:08.580 --> 00:08:11.700 - Well, that hyena goes to mass every Sunday. 164 00:08:11.700 --> 00:08:12.930 Ow, just behave yourself. 165 00:08:12.930 --> 00:08:17.040 I don't need any more surprises. Out. 166 00:08:17.040 --> 00:08:19.650 - So what exactly happens at that dinner? 167 00:08:19.650 --> 00:08:20.547 - I'm getting to that, 168 00:08:20.547 --> 00:08:23.850 but first, let me tell you, it's a whole other story. 169 00:08:23.850 --> 00:08:25.980 - Something was up before we even got there. 170 00:08:25.980 --> 00:08:28.833 - Yeah, you know, those, ah, what do they call them? 171 00:08:29.820 --> 00:08:32.340 You know, they, they, they made a musical about 'em. 172 00:08:32.340 --> 00:08:34.650 Mormons. That's what they are. 173 00:08:34.650 --> 00:08:36.150 You know them.? - What? 174 00:08:36.150 --> 00:08:37.560 - Okay, let me explain. 175 00:08:37.560 --> 00:08:39.270 I just finished the getting the house ready 176 00:08:39.270 --> 00:08:41.947 and they were gonna be there any minute. 177 00:08:47.938 --> 00:08:49.810 Is that, Vincenzo, it's her. 178 00:08:49.810 --> 00:08:51.150 - What? - Nico's friend. 179 00:08:51.150 --> 00:08:52.260 She came early. 180 00:08:52.260 --> 00:08:53.190 By herself? 181 00:08:53.190 --> 00:08:56.610 - Yes. Just put some pants on and get over here. 182 00:08:56.610 --> 00:08:57.750 - I can't find my pants. 183 00:08:57.750 --> 00:08:59.100 I picked them for you. They're on the dresser. 184 00:08:59.100 --> 00:09:00.120 - What about a shirt? 185 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:01.480 - Just put something on. 186 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:03.120 - Anything? - Yeah, yeah, anything. 187 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:04.110 - What about my jersey? 188 00:09:04.110 --> 00:09:05.340 - No, not that, you idiot. 189 00:09:05.340 --> 00:09:06.510 - You said anything. 190 00:09:06.510 --> 00:09:08.817 Well,. 191 00:09:08.817 --> 00:09:10.200 - Oh. - Hello there. 192 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:12.090 - Hi. It is so nice to meet you. 193 00:09:12.090 --> 00:09:14.430 - Likewise. What's your name? 194 00:09:14.430 --> 00:09:15.330 - I'm Chloe. 195 00:09:15.330 --> 00:09:18.360 - Chloe. I'm Angelina Vitali. Nico's mom. 196 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.250 Although I wouldn't blame you for confusing me 197 00:09:20.250 --> 00:09:21.420 with his sister. 198 00:09:21.420 --> 00:09:22.410 - I'm sorry? 199 00:09:22.410 --> 00:09:24.450 - Nothing. It was just a joke. 200 00:09:24.450 --> 00:09:27.540 Are you Italian? 201 00:09:27.540 --> 00:09:30.060 - I actually am on my mother's side. 202 00:09:30.060 --> 00:09:31.320 - Grazia di Dio. 203 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:33.120 Come on in then,. 204 00:09:37.573 --> 00:09:38.406 - Okay. 205 00:09:39.260 --> 00:09:41.007 Oh, excuse me. 206 00:09:41.007 --> 00:09:43.643 - Vincenzo, what are you wearing? 207 00:09:43.643 --> 00:09:45.501 - Couldn't find the shirt. 208 00:09:45.501 --> 00:09:47.652 - Chloe, this is my husband, Vincenzo. 209 00:09:47.652 --> 00:09:48.760 - Oh, it's so nice to meet you. 210 00:09:48.760 --> 00:09:49.843 - Mwah, mwah. 211 00:09:51.570 --> 00:09:52.863 Never met a Chloe before. 212 00:09:54.030 --> 00:09:55.500 Where's Nico? 213 00:09:55.500 --> 00:09:57.240 - Nico? - Nico, our son. 214 00:09:57.240 --> 00:09:58.440 Your boyfriend. 215 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:01.260 - Oh, you must have me confused for somebody else. 216 00:10:01.260 --> 00:10:02.700 - What? 217 00:10:02.700 --> 00:10:05.566 - Angel, you brought this woman into our house 218 00:10:05.566 --> 00:10:06.845 without knowing who she was. 219 00:10:06.845 --> 00:10:08.610 - Well, it's not like she stopped me. 220 00:10:08.610 --> 00:10:11.310 - You immediately welcomed me into your house and- 221 00:10:11.310 --> 00:10:12.667 - Hold on. 222 00:10:12.667 --> 00:10:15.357 - "Life in a peaceful new world." 223 00:10:16.456 --> 00:10:18.210 - Oh God. You are in a cult. 224 00:10:18.210 --> 00:10:19.920 - No, I'm a Jehovah's Witness. 225 00:10:19.920 --> 00:10:21.711 - Oh God, you're in a cult. 226 00:10:21.711 --> 00:10:23.354 - Oh, right. - Out. out. 227 00:10:23.354 --> 00:10:24.313 I'm going. Quit the shoving. 228 00:10:24.313 --> 00:10:25.150 - Vincenzo, go put a shirt on. 229 00:10:25.150 --> 00:10:27.393 - I got a shirt on. - A real one. 230 00:10:30.930 --> 00:10:31.763 - Hi. 231 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:37.562 I wonder who that was. 232 00:10:37.562 --> 00:10:38.426 All right. 233 00:10:38.426 --> 00:10:40.840 - Okay. Do I look okay? 234 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:41.805 - Yeah, I mean, it's fine. 235 00:10:41.805 --> 00:10:43.213 - Okay great. - You look great. 236 00:10:43.213 --> 00:10:44.046 Oh! 237 00:10:44.046 --> 00:10:45.030 - What's wrong? 238 00:10:45.030 --> 00:10:46.450 Stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop. 239 00:10:46.450 --> 00:10:47.283 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 240 00:10:50.336 --> 00:10:52.004 - Oh, my God. - It's fine. It's fine. 241 00:10:52.004 --> 00:10:53.479 - It's like, it's torn. - My mom won't care. 242 00:10:53.479 --> 00:10:54.847 My mom won't care. It's fine. 243 00:10:54.847 --> 00:10:55.680 It's okay. It's okay. 244 00:10:55.680 --> 00:10:57.816 Really, actually, you'll really love her. 245 00:10:57.816 --> 00:10:59.730 I know, but I- 246 00:10:59.730 --> 00:11:01.710 - Hi, Mom. Who was that? 247 00:11:01.710 --> 00:11:03.961 - That was, it doesn't matter. 248 00:11:06.390 --> 00:11:07.860 - This is my girlfriend, Lily. 249 00:11:07.860 --> 00:11:10.407 - Hi. Yes, and this is for you. 250 00:11:10.407 --> 00:11:12.300 - Ah, what happened to your skirt? 251 00:11:12.300 --> 00:11:14.400 - Ah, she got caught on a rosebush. 252 00:11:14.400 --> 00:11:15.360 - It's embarrassing. 253 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:16.920 But your roses are, are fine. 254 00:11:16.920 --> 00:11:19.260 - Oh, well, thank you for showing concern for my garden. 255 00:11:19.260 --> 00:11:22.260 As long as you haven't trampled my eggplants, I'll live. 256 00:11:22.260 --> 00:11:24.660 - No, I, you have eggplant too, that's- 257 00:11:24.660 --> 00:11:26.490 - Eggplant, tomato, zucchini. 258 00:11:26.490 --> 00:11:28.260 If it came out of the dirt, I grew it 259 00:11:28.260 --> 00:11:29.914 and we're having it for dinner. 260 00:11:30.747 --> 00:11:33.390 - She insists on everything being very fresh. 261 00:11:33.390 --> 00:11:34.223 Where's dad? 262 00:11:34.223 --> 00:11:36.090 - I am here. I'm here. 263 00:11:36.090 --> 00:11:38.640 - This is our son's girlfriend, Lily. 264 00:11:38.640 --> 00:11:40.530 - It's so nice to finally meet you. 265 00:11:40.530 --> 00:11:41.363 - You as well. 266 00:11:41.363 --> 00:11:43.800 - My husband, Vincenzo. 267 00:11:43.800 --> 00:11:46.699 - I'm liking you better than Chloe already. 268 00:11:46.699 --> 00:11:47.648 - Chloe? 269 00:11:47.648 --> 00:11:48.840 - Oh, nevermind Chloe. - Who's Chloe? 270 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:49.950 - Come with me. 271 00:11:49.950 --> 00:11:52.800 I'm gonna find you something that isn't torn to shreds 272 00:11:52.800 --> 00:11:53.730 to for dinner. 273 00:11:53.730 --> 00:11:55.590 - No, no, no, I really, I couldn't let you do that. 274 00:11:55.590 --> 00:11:56.959 I'm fine. 275 00:11:56.959 --> 00:11:57.792 - I'm not asking. 276 00:11:57.792 --> 00:11:59.670 I won't have anyone wearing less than their Sunday best 277 00:11:59.670 --> 00:12:00.630 at my dinner table. 278 00:12:00.630 --> 00:12:02.707 - Doesn't dad always eat in his boxers and his- 279 00:12:02.707 --> 00:12:05.130 - Hey, hey, not when we're having guests. 280 00:12:05.130 --> 00:12:05.963 - Follow me. 281 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:10.261 Okay. 282 00:12:10.261 --> 00:12:11.094 - She'll be okay, right? 283 00:12:11.094 --> 00:12:11.927 - Ey, yeah, yeah. 284 00:12:15.210 --> 00:12:16.830 - This belonged to my mother. 285 00:12:16.830 --> 00:12:19.140 - Oh my gosh. Are are you sure? 286 00:12:19.140 --> 00:12:23.280 I, wow, this must mean a lot to you. 287 00:12:23.280 --> 00:12:24.480 - Yeah, right, well, you know, 288 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:26.850 we moved to a nursing home years ago. 289 00:12:26.850 --> 00:12:29.070 She refuses to take any of her old stuff. 290 00:12:29.070 --> 00:12:31.020 She says they don't have room. 291 00:12:31.020 --> 00:12:32.640 What the hell are we paying for? 292 00:12:32.640 --> 00:12:34.830 - Well, it's absolutely beautiful. 293 00:12:34.830 --> 00:12:35.880 So, thank you. 294 00:12:35.880 --> 00:12:37.320 - It goes well with your hair. 295 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:39.720 - Oh, thank you. I actually just got it done. 296 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:41.430 - You can change in the bathroom. 297 00:12:41.430 --> 00:12:44.518 Perfect. 298 00:12:44.518 --> 00:12:45.690 So it won't be a chance now, 299 00:12:45.690 --> 00:12:48.063 is the time for our first and third to- 300 00:12:48.930 --> 00:12:50.880 - Well, you wanna start a conversation 301 00:12:50.880 --> 00:12:53.160 with your old man, huh? 302 00:12:53.160 --> 00:12:55.770 Why don't you ask how retirement is? 303 00:12:55.770 --> 00:12:58.503 - Well, you didn't retire. Uncle Sal fired you. 304 00:12:59.606 --> 00:13:00.439 - Ew! 305 00:13:01.770 --> 00:13:04.500 Let's talk about you. How's the restaurant? 306 00:13:04.500 --> 00:13:07.170 - It's fine. Busy. 307 00:13:07.170 --> 00:13:08.730 - Lila seems nice. 308 00:13:08.730 --> 00:13:10.980 - Lily. It's Lily. 309 00:13:10.980 --> 00:13:12.450 - So where are you from? 310 00:13:12.450 --> 00:13:13.283 Near San Francisco. 311 00:13:13.283 --> 00:13:14.880 Ever heard of Martinez? 312 00:13:14.880 --> 00:13:16.080 - Martinez? 313 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:18.870 It's where martinis were created. 314 00:13:18.870 --> 00:13:20.880 - That's where Joe DiMaggio was born. 315 00:13:20.880 --> 00:13:23.310 Oh, don't let Vincenzo hear you say that. 316 00:13:23.310 --> 00:13:25.710 He idolizes that man. 317 00:13:25.710 --> 00:13:28.660 Once you start to talk about, believe me, you'll regret it. 318 00:13:31.856 --> 00:13:33.356 Are you by any chance Italian? 319 00:13:34.620 --> 00:13:36.930 Oh, no, I'm not. 320 00:13:36.930 --> 00:13:39.360 - Oh, that, that's, that's fine for now. 321 00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:42.540 And your parents, do you, you keep in touch? 322 00:13:42.540 --> 00:13:44.550 Are you close? 323 00:13:44.550 --> 00:13:47.760 They actually passed away a while ago. 324 00:13:47.760 --> 00:13:49.680 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 325 00:13:49.680 --> 00:13:51.060 No, in-laws. 326 00:13:51.060 --> 00:13:53.160 - I'm sorry. What was that? 327 00:13:53.160 --> 00:13:53.993 - Nothing. 328 00:13:56.790 --> 00:13:58.560 - You're lucky the dragon hasn't chewed her up 329 00:13:58.560 --> 00:13:59.943 and spin her out yet. 330 00:14:01.800 --> 00:14:03.660 - I think they're getting along pretty well. 331 00:14:03.660 --> 00:14:06.813 - How long have you and my son been seeing each other? 332 00:14:09.690 --> 00:14:11.040 - He hasn't told you? 333 00:14:11.040 --> 00:14:12.720 - Oh, it's easier to pull teeth 334 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.823 than have Nico talk about girls. 335 00:14:15.930 --> 00:14:16.980 - Sorry. Do you mind? 336 00:14:17.820 --> 00:14:20.070 Well, we've been seeing each other for about nine months. 337 00:14:20.070 --> 00:14:22.380 - Ow. - Nine months? 338 00:14:22.380 --> 00:14:23.793 And Nico hasn't told us? 339 00:14:24.690 --> 00:14:26.760 What the hell's the matter with you? 340 00:14:26.760 --> 00:14:28.950 - I mean, I don't know. 341 00:14:28.950 --> 00:14:31.230 I'm an actress for starters. 342 00:14:31.230 --> 00:14:33.480 - Oh, as if this town had a shortage of them. 343 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:35.610 - I guess I'm not the tidiest person. 344 00:14:35.610 --> 00:14:38.250 - And you wind up with Nico, Mr. I rinse his underwear. 345 00:14:38.250 --> 00:14:40.740 - Oh, I know, right? Did you teach him that? 346 00:14:40.740 --> 00:14:42.090 - No, no, he picked that up on his own 347 00:14:42.090 --> 00:14:43.920 when he started dating girls in high school. 348 00:14:43.920 --> 00:14:45.333 - Nine months? 349 00:14:46.350 --> 00:14:48.060 - Like we've been down this road before, right? 350 00:14:48.060 --> 00:14:50.253 - Oh, not since you were in college. 351 00:14:51.436 --> 00:14:55.140 - You know, you think that maybe you can reign her in 352 00:14:55.140 --> 00:14:57.360 if like the spaghetti starts to fly? 353 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:58.560 - I have no control over her. 354 00:14:58.560 --> 00:14:59.393 - She's your wife. 355 00:14:59.393 --> 00:15:00.226 - She's your mother. 356 00:15:00.226 --> 00:15:01.059 - You live with her? 357 00:15:01.059 --> 00:15:01.950 - Yeah, well, she doesn't know everything 358 00:15:01.950 --> 00:15:03.780 that happened in this house, neither do you. 359 00:15:03.780 --> 00:15:07.123 Look at him. 360 00:15:08.040 --> 00:15:11.493 - Oh my gosh, he's so cute. 361 00:15:12.660 --> 00:15:15.600 - Can you imagine what my grandchildren will look like? 362 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:19.830 Oh, grandchildren. Yeah, I can imagine. 363 00:15:19.830 --> 00:15:21.180 - What do you mean by that? 364 00:15:22.170 --> 00:15:23.250 Nothing. 365 00:15:23.250 --> 00:15:24.450 - You don't want kids? 366 00:15:24.450 --> 00:15:26.370 - I don't, not want kids. 367 00:15:26.370 --> 00:15:27.960 - And Nico knows this? 368 00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:31.410 - You know, we actually haven't really talked about it yet. 369 00:15:31.410 --> 00:15:32.550 - Do you don't see yourself like, 370 00:15:32.550 --> 00:15:34.803 wanting kids in the future? 371 00:15:36.360 --> 00:15:39.990 - I mean, gosh, maybe one day, like 10 years from now. 372 00:15:39.990 --> 00:15:42.648 - 10 years? I mean, that's a long time. 373 00:15:42.648 --> 00:15:44.310 I, I, you are not getting any younger. 374 00:15:44.310 --> 00:15:46.020 - Oh wow. 375 00:15:46.020 --> 00:15:48.900 You know, I was once married before 376 00:15:48.900 --> 00:15:51.090 and one of the reasons we got divorced 377 00:15:51.090 --> 00:15:53.880 is 'cause he wanted kids and I just, 378 00:15:53.880 --> 00:15:57.030 I, I just wasn't ready yet for that kind of responsibility. 379 00:15:57.030 --> 00:16:00.330 - Married? You are divorced and you didn't tell Nico? 380 00:16:00.330 --> 00:16:01.200 - He knows. 381 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:04.080 Anyways, what do you think? How do I look? 382 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:05.193 - Like my mother. 383 00:16:07.920 --> 00:16:09.120 - Okay. 384 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:10.815 - What is that supposed to- 385 00:16:10.815 --> 00:16:14.610 - Ooh, look at you. Wow. 386 00:16:14.610 --> 00:16:16.500 - Hey, is that Nonna's dress? 387 00:16:16.500 --> 00:16:18.930 - Like she'd ever miss it. 388 00:16:18.930 --> 00:16:19.953 I'll be right back. 389 00:16:21.990 --> 00:16:23.183 - So, where you, where you been? 390 00:16:23.183 --> 00:16:25.530 I mean, you know, nine months. 391 00:16:25.530 --> 00:16:28.260 - Oh yeah, I've actually been working at the Edge Playhouse 392 00:16:28.260 --> 00:16:29.280 in Santa Monica. 393 00:16:29.280 --> 00:16:30.660 - Never been there. 394 00:16:30.660 --> 00:16:33.330 Haven't seen a play since we were up in Hollywood. 395 00:16:33.330 --> 00:16:35.070 Saw "Jersey Boys." 396 00:16:35.070 --> 00:16:37.443 - Oh, so you guys, you don't go out very often? 397 00:16:38.460 --> 00:16:41.160 - Oh, he doesn't take mom out, except to go to church. 398 00:16:42.810 --> 00:16:45.510 - So what do you do at the Playhouse? 399 00:16:45.510 --> 00:16:46.343 - I'm an actress. 400 00:16:46.343 --> 00:16:47.550 - I'm an actor. 401 00:16:47.550 --> 00:16:49.437 - You haven't acted in 20 years. 402 00:16:49.437 --> 00:16:52.470 And that was a commercial for sales car dealership. 403 00:16:52.470 --> 00:16:55.080 - I sang in that low-budget piece of crap. 404 00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:56.583 - Prosecco time. 405 00:17:01.170 --> 00:17:02.898 - Ah, thank you. - Of course. 406 00:17:02.898 --> 00:17:03.841 - Cheers. - Cheers. 407 00:17:03.841 --> 00:17:05.424 - Cheers. - Cheers. 408 00:17:06.274 --> 00:17:07.201 - Cheers. 409 00:17:10.380 --> 00:17:13.110 - Oh, Mom, sorry. I forgot about you. 410 00:17:13.110 --> 00:17:13.943 Mm! 411 00:17:15.300 --> 00:17:16.465 - Sorry. 412 00:17:16.465 --> 00:17:17.298 - Cheers. 413 00:17:18.610 --> 00:17:22.380 - Hmm, you know, Angela makes the burrata by hands. 414 00:17:22.380 --> 00:17:24.510 - Oh wow, that's, that's amazing. 415 00:17:24.510 --> 00:17:26.550 I think for now I'm good with just a drink. 416 00:17:26.550 --> 00:17:27.960 Thank you. 417 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:29.430 - Maybe he wasn't clear enough. 418 00:17:29.430 --> 00:17:31.740 I made the burrata by hand from scratch, 419 00:17:31.740 --> 00:17:33.930 slaving away all day in the kitchen. 420 00:17:33.930 --> 00:17:35.790 All for this night. 421 00:17:35.790 --> 00:17:36.623 - Okay, cool, so. 422 00:17:36.623 --> 00:17:39.243 Hey, what's, what's going on at the theater these days? 423 00:17:40.560 --> 00:17:43.530 - Well, we're doing auditions right now for a new play. 424 00:17:43.530 --> 00:17:44.940 It's a romantic comedy. 425 00:17:44.940 --> 00:17:46.053 - Oh, therapy shit. 426 00:17:47.270 --> 00:17:49.560 - It actually takes place in Little Italy. 427 00:17:49.560 --> 00:17:50.393 - Little Italy? 428 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:53.280 - Angela and I grew up in Little Italia. 429 00:17:53.280 --> 00:17:55.140 - We lived across the street from each other. 430 00:17:55.140 --> 00:17:57.450 - Yeah, parents moved there from Milano. 431 00:17:57.450 --> 00:17:58.650 - His parents were from Naples. 432 00:17:58.650 --> 00:18:00.300 - She's kept me in check ever since. 433 00:18:00.300 --> 00:18:02.430 - I would love to have you swing by rehearsals one day. 434 00:18:02.430 --> 00:18:05.100 It would be really great to have feedback 435 00:18:05.100 --> 00:18:08.340 from an authentic full blooded Italian. 436 00:18:08.340 --> 00:18:10.233 - That don't sound so bad. 437 00:18:10.233 --> 00:18:11.463 Huh, a Little Italy. 438 00:18:12.720 --> 00:18:14.041 Where are you from? 439 00:18:14.041 --> 00:18:16.854 - Martin- - , yeah. 440 00:18:16.854 --> 00:18:17.687 - What? 441 00:18:19.530 --> 00:18:20.673 - Martinez. 442 00:18:21.764 --> 00:18:23.264 - What? No, you... 443 00:18:24.299 --> 00:18:26.940 Oh, Joe DiMaggio is from Martinez. 444 00:18:26.940 --> 00:18:28.050 - How could I? 445 00:18:28.050 --> 00:18:30.870 - Hey, he was a god. 446 00:18:30.870 --> 00:18:33.450 When I think about my hero, Joe, Joe, 447 00:18:33.450 --> 00:18:35.700 nine-time World Series Champion, 448 00:18:35.700 --> 00:18:37.932 13-time All Star. 449 00:18:37.932 --> 00:18:40.753 1941, had the greatest sports record of all time. 450 00:18:40.753 --> 00:18:44.167 A 56 game hit the streak for the Yankees. 451 00:18:44.167 --> 00:18:46.863 Oooh, he was a real man. 452 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:50.880 - Don't come comparing Joe DiMaggio to God, huh? 453 00:18:50.880 --> 00:18:52.346 That's sacrilege. 454 00:18:52.346 --> 00:18:53.179 - Eey. 455 00:18:53.179 --> 00:18:54.090 - I don't really think it is, Mom. 456 00:18:54.090 --> 00:18:56.730 - You forgot everything you learned in church so quickly? 457 00:18:56.730 --> 00:18:58.650 - I go to church more often than both of you. 458 00:18:58.650 --> 00:18:59.603 - Well, when both of you go to church, 459 00:18:59.603 --> 00:19:02.500 you can ask Father Joe if it's sacrilege. 460 00:19:02.500 --> 00:19:03.960 - Well, is it? 461 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:04.793 - Huh? 462 00:19:04.793 --> 00:19:06.930 - Sacrilege? Is it sacrilege? 463 00:19:06.930 --> 00:19:10.435 - No. I already told Nico, it isn't. 464 00:19:10.435 --> 00:19:13.230 - Haa. Oh, I knew it, mm. 465 00:19:13.230 --> 00:19:14.063 Anyway. 466 00:19:14.063 --> 00:19:15.180 - And while you're at it, 467 00:19:15.180 --> 00:19:17.460 ask if your father needs to go to confess. 468 00:19:17.460 --> 00:19:18.780 - What do I need to confess? 469 00:19:18.780 --> 00:19:20.380 - I actually don't go to church. 470 00:19:23.130 --> 00:19:24.330 - You don't? 471 00:19:24.330 --> 00:19:25.230 - I'm an atheist, 472 00:19:25.230 --> 00:19:27.300 so I think it would be kind of hypocritical 473 00:19:27.300 --> 00:19:29.490 if I did. 474 00:19:29.490 --> 00:19:30.323 - Huh! 475 00:19:35.970 --> 00:19:38.640 - Can we maybe just talk in private for like a second? 476 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:40.080 - Sure. Yeah. Absolutely. 477 00:19:40.080 --> 00:19:41.040 - Why not here? 478 00:19:41.040 --> 00:19:42.540 - Angela. 479 00:19:42.540 --> 00:19:43.790 - It'll just be a second. 480 00:19:45.328 --> 00:19:46.410 - Okay. 481 00:19:46.410 --> 00:19:47.243 Excuse me. 482 00:19:48.270 --> 00:19:49.103 What's going on? 483 00:19:49.103 --> 00:19:50.730 - Why didn't you tell your parents we've been together 484 00:19:50.730 --> 00:19:51.874 for nine months? 485 00:19:51.874 --> 00:19:52.707 - Whoa. Whoa. 486 00:19:52.707 --> 00:19:54.000 - And why didn't you tell me that they didn't know? 487 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:56.460 - Okay, can we just calm down for a second? 488 00:19:56.460 --> 00:19:59.490 - Calm down? It's nine months, Vincenzo. 489 00:19:59.490 --> 00:20:01.590 Okay, not to mention she's not Italian, okay? 490 00:20:01.590 --> 00:20:03.420 She doesn't want children. 491 00:20:03.420 --> 00:20:05.460 Oh, she's been married, divorced. 492 00:20:05.460 --> 00:20:08.190 Oh, and the cherry on top of, 493 00:20:08.190 --> 00:20:10.200 is that she's an atheist. 494 00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:13.159 Her only redeeming quality is that she's an orphan. 495 00:20:13.159 --> 00:20:14.940 - All right, I get it, for Christ's sake. 496 00:20:14.940 --> 00:20:16.440 - I mean, it would be one thing if she was, 497 00:20:16.440 --> 00:20:19.800 you know, Jewish or Hindu or a Muslim or, 498 00:20:19.800 --> 00:20:24.210 or whatever the Travolta is to not believe in anything. 499 00:20:24.210 --> 00:20:27.630 What kind of a person doesn't believe in heaven or hell or- 500 00:20:27.630 --> 00:20:29.400 - God, Lily, I'm sorry, okay? 501 00:20:29.400 --> 00:20:30.540 This is all my fault. 502 00:20:30.540 --> 00:20:33.270 All right, my mom has these crazy Italian standards 503 00:20:33.270 --> 00:20:36.207 and she's chased away all my old girlfriends. 504 00:20:36.207 --> 00:20:38.313 - Oh, all your old girlfriends. 505 00:20:39.300 --> 00:20:40.133 - Look, can we just- 506 00:20:40.133 --> 00:20:42.690 - Eat dinner already? 507 00:20:42.690 --> 00:20:45.330 Come on. For Nico's sake, 508 00:20:45.330 --> 00:20:48.270 let's let it be and give her a chance. 509 00:20:48.270 --> 00:20:50.490 Oh, please, you just wanna eat the meatballs 510 00:20:50.490 --> 00:20:52.880 before they get cold. - Yeah, that too. 511 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:57.880 But let's, the two of us, let's be civil just for night. 512 00:21:01.841 --> 00:21:02.823 - Yes, civil, but then civil, I can be civil. 513 00:21:08.670 --> 00:21:12.430 - So, what do you think of Lily? 514 00:21:13.925 --> 00:21:15.092 - Lovely girl. 515 00:21:16.560 --> 00:21:18.163 - How long did you say you were seeing her? 516 00:21:18.163 --> 00:21:21.690 - I don't know. I don't remember exactly. 517 00:21:21.690 --> 00:21:22.560 - Oh, you don't remember? 518 00:21:22.560 --> 00:21:23.880 What kind of an answer is that? 519 00:21:23.880 --> 00:21:25.893 What, days, weeks, months? 520 00:21:28.110 --> 00:21:31.413 Basta. Unbelievable. You're just like your father. 521 00:21:33.236 --> 00:21:34.290 - Hmm. - Hmm. What's hmm? 522 00:21:34.290 --> 00:21:35.730 What? Too much basil? 523 00:21:35.730 --> 00:21:38.217 Too much oregano? Too spicy? 524 00:21:38.217 --> 00:21:39.330 - It's good. 525 00:21:39.330 --> 00:21:40.742 - It's good, but it's not great. 526 00:21:40.742 --> 00:21:41.640 What, what does it need? 527 00:21:41.640 --> 00:21:42.990 - It's great, Mama. 528 00:21:42.990 --> 00:21:44.370 - Don't patronize me. 529 00:21:44.370 --> 00:21:45.393 - All right. 530 00:21:47.190 --> 00:21:49.320 Oh no, these are stale. 531 00:21:49.320 --> 00:21:50.730 - The lady fingers are not stale. 532 00:21:50.730 --> 00:21:53.250 My tiramisu is perfect. 533 00:21:53.250 --> 00:21:54.810 - You put Marsala wine in that? 534 00:21:54.810 --> 00:21:57.334 - What do you think, Mr. Know It All? 535 00:21:57.334 --> 00:21:58.738 - You're never too old to learn- 536 00:21:58.738 --> 00:21:59.571 - You know what, you never tool for me 537 00:21:59.571 --> 00:22:01.020 to give you a swift kick in the ass. 538 00:22:01.020 --> 00:22:03.614 Out. Out of my kitchen. - All right. Okay. 539 00:22:03.614 --> 00:22:04.464 I love you, Mama. 540 00:22:05.976 --> 00:22:10.110 , and the start of the show, 541 00:22:10.110 --> 00:22:13.113 my Nonna's meatballs. 542 00:22:15.690 --> 00:22:17.920 - Wow, Mama, this is, this is amazing. 543 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:20.550 - Yeah, I can see where you get your love of cooking from. 544 00:22:20.550 --> 00:22:21.750 - And look what he does with it. 545 00:22:21.750 --> 00:22:24.600 He wastes his genetic talents at some grease trap 546 00:22:24.600 --> 00:22:25.860 that serves food. 547 00:22:25.860 --> 00:22:28.500 I'm insulted, they call it Italian. 548 00:22:28.500 --> 00:22:30.210 - Well, it helps pay the student loans. 549 00:22:30.210 --> 00:22:32.460 - Well, the eggplant looks absolutely delicious. 550 00:22:32.460 --> 00:22:34.533 - Mm. What about meatball? 551 00:22:35.390 --> 00:22:36.690 - Oh, I, I don't eat meat. 552 00:22:38.130 --> 00:22:38.963 - You don't? 553 00:22:42.270 --> 00:22:44.100 No. 554 00:22:44.100 --> 00:22:47.460 - What are you? Some kind of vegetarian, vegan? 555 00:22:47.460 --> 00:22:50.613 - No, no, I just, I don't know, I just don't like it. 556 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:53.640 - You don't like it? 557 00:22:53.640 --> 00:22:56.231 What kind of a stupid answer is that? 558 00:22:56.231 --> 00:22:57.120 I mean? Who doesn't like meat? 559 00:22:57.120 --> 00:22:59.490 It's like, it's like saying I don't like rainbows 560 00:22:59.490 --> 00:23:01.320 or Frank Sinatra. 561 00:23:01.320 --> 00:23:02.153 - Angela. 562 00:23:02.153 --> 00:23:03.630 Mama, 563 00:23:03.630 --> 00:23:05.273 just, you know, calm down. 564 00:23:06.510 --> 00:23:08.460 - I mean, you bring a girl over that you've been seeing 565 00:23:08.460 --> 00:23:13.200 behind our back, who is not Italian, not religious, 566 00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:15.360 who wants me to die without grandchildren. 567 00:23:15.360 --> 00:23:17.940 And now she insults my cooking. 568 00:23:17.940 --> 00:23:19.827 - Okay, Mrs. Vitali, I didn't say anything like that. 569 00:23:19.827 --> 00:23:21.600 And I really don't appreciate- 570 00:23:21.600 --> 00:23:26.600 - Don't, Mrs. Vitali me, you streaky broom-haired hussy. 571 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:28.320 - You said you liked my hair. 572 00:23:28.320 --> 00:23:29.610 - Well, I was trying to be civil. 573 00:23:29.610 --> 00:23:32.010 Let's just say that if things don't change around here, 574 00:23:32.010 --> 00:23:35.040 you'll be sleeping with the fishes. 575 00:23:35.040 --> 00:23:35.873 - Oh, Mama, come on. 576 00:23:35.873 --> 00:23:37.050 Again, with the mafioso threats? 577 00:23:37.050 --> 00:23:37.883 - Again? 578 00:23:37.883 --> 00:23:39.150 - She's saying it just to scare you, all right? 579 00:23:39.150 --> 00:23:39.983 It's not true. 580 00:23:39.983 --> 00:23:42.390 - My papa's ex boss's younger cousin Alfredo, 581 00:23:42.390 --> 00:23:44.400 has ties with the mafia. 582 00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:45.870 I mean, you said it yourself, 583 00:23:45.870 --> 00:23:49.620 what good is a starving artist and a slob for my son? 584 00:23:49.620 --> 00:23:52.410 - Okay, well, this slob loves your son. 585 00:23:52.410 --> 00:23:54.123 - Oh, so you love him now? 586 00:23:55.230 --> 00:23:57.003 Has he told you that he loves you? 587 00:24:06.390 --> 00:24:08.850 - Okay, we got that out in the open. 588 00:24:08.850 --> 00:24:09.930 - Well, since we're opening up- 589 00:24:09.930 --> 00:24:12.060 - The food's getting cold, let's eat. 590 00:24:12.060 --> 00:24:13.950 - Let's say grace first. 591 00:24:13.950 --> 00:24:15.720 - Lily's not- - Baby, it's fine. 592 00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:19.173 - Everybody at this table says grace or no one eats. 593 00:24:49.380 --> 00:24:52.533 - Ahmen. Amen, ah-men. - No, no, just, not this. 594 00:25:07.890 --> 00:25:09.210 - He'll never marry you. 595 00:25:09.210 --> 00:25:10.530 - Okay, that's, you know, that's it. 596 00:25:10.530 --> 00:25:11.363 That's it. 597 00:25:12.210 --> 00:25:14.250 Look, Nico, I'm gonna be in the car. 598 00:25:14.250 --> 00:25:17.250 Thank you so, so much for the food and the drinks 599 00:25:17.250 --> 00:25:19.650 and the super colorful conversation 600 00:25:19.650 --> 00:25:22.560 about the fishes or whatever. 601 00:25:22.560 --> 00:25:24.090 But I know when I'm not wanted. 602 00:25:24.090 --> 00:25:25.890 Goodnight, everybody. 603 00:25:25.890 --> 00:25:26.723 - Bye-Bye. 604 00:25:29.610 --> 00:25:30.840 - Why you're like this? 605 00:25:30.840 --> 00:25:31.710 - Like what? 606 00:25:31.710 --> 00:25:32.543 - Mean? 607 00:25:33.510 --> 00:25:34.800 - Well, I don't like her. 608 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:35.673 - I like Lucy. 609 00:25:36.540 --> 00:25:38.610 - Lily, Dad. Lily. 610 00:25:38.610 --> 00:25:41.070 - I can see why you kept her hidden from us for nine months. 611 00:25:41.070 --> 00:25:43.920 - Yeah, exactly. 612 00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:46.530 And by the way, she's the one who wanted to meet you guys. 613 00:25:46.530 --> 00:25:48.570 Okay, and I kept putting it off, putting it off 614 00:25:48.570 --> 00:25:51.030 because I knew that something like this would happen. 615 00:25:51.030 --> 00:25:51.900 - Well, it's not my fault 616 00:25:51.900 --> 00:25:53.370 if she thinks she's in love with you. 617 00:25:53.370 --> 00:25:56.610 - She is in love with me. I'm in love with her. 618 00:25:56.610 --> 00:25:58.410 - You know that she's divorced, right? 619 00:25:58.410 --> 00:26:00.723 - Yeah, and I love her anyway. 620 00:26:01.770 --> 00:26:03.905 - Have you told her that you love her? 621 00:26:03.905 --> 00:26:07.080 - Dad, please. This is between mom and me. 622 00:26:07.080 --> 00:26:08.040 What are you even doing here? 623 00:26:08.040 --> 00:26:09.090 - What? 624 00:26:09.090 --> 00:26:10.110 You no help to anyone. 625 00:26:10.110 --> 00:26:13.170 - Don't you dare talk to your father like that. 626 00:26:13.170 --> 00:26:15.303 - You know what? I'm done. I'm done. 627 00:26:17.010 --> 00:26:18.213 Okay? That's it! 628 00:26:20.070 --> 00:26:21.020 And for the record, 629 00:26:23.862 --> 00:26:26.028 your meatballs aren't as good as they usually are. 630 00:26:31.380 --> 00:26:32.930 - 'Cause there wasn't any veal. 631 00:26:53.663 --> 00:26:56.496 Hey. 632 00:26:57.547 --> 00:26:58.380 - Hey. 633 00:26:58.380 --> 00:26:59.213 - So I guess the dinner 634 00:26:59.213 --> 00:27:01.890 with Nico's girlfriend didn't go so well. 635 00:27:01.890 --> 00:27:03.300 - What makes you think that? 636 00:27:03.300 --> 00:27:05.703 - We could hear it. Most of it. 637 00:27:09.060 --> 00:27:11.070 - Oh, hey, Vincenzo. 638 00:27:11.070 --> 00:27:12.750 Hey, you look wiped out. 639 00:27:12.750 --> 00:27:15.573 - No, no. I mean, you know, long day. 640 00:27:16.410 --> 00:27:17.243 Goodnight, Murray. 641 00:27:17.243 --> 00:27:18.627 - Goodnight. - Vincenzo. 642 00:27:20.118 --> 00:27:21.118 - Goodnight. 643 00:27:23.790 --> 00:27:25.747 - Well, that was a train wreck. 644 00:27:25.747 --> 00:27:28.200 - God, I know. Like, this has gotta stop. 645 00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:29.250 My mom is impossible. 646 00:27:29.250 --> 00:27:31.410 - It's not about your mom. 647 00:27:31.410 --> 00:27:33.420 I'm not gonna let her get to me. 648 00:27:33.420 --> 00:27:34.623 - Well, what's it about? 649 00:27:36.210 --> 00:27:38.853 - I don't know. Me, you, us? 650 00:27:40.890 --> 00:27:41.723 - What? 651 00:27:42.570 --> 00:27:45.360 - I know the reason you didn't tell them about us 652 00:27:45.360 --> 00:27:46.860 is because you were worried 653 00:27:46.860 --> 00:27:47.970 that they were gonna scare me off 654 00:27:47.970 --> 00:27:49.950 like all your other girlfriends. 655 00:27:49.950 --> 00:27:52.500 But I'm not scared that easily. 656 00:27:52.500 --> 00:27:54.150 - I know you're not, okay? 657 00:27:54.150 --> 00:27:55.650 But it's not about that, all right? 658 00:27:55.650 --> 00:27:57.840 You know, look, I don't need their, 659 00:27:57.840 --> 00:28:02.840 her, her approval, but I'm their only son, all right? 660 00:28:03.139 --> 00:28:03.972 And I've always been there for them, 661 00:28:03.972 --> 00:28:05.270 and that's not gonna change. 662 00:28:06.120 --> 00:28:09.330 - So you're worried that she's gonna hate me 663 00:28:09.330 --> 00:28:11.123 if we stay together, 664 00:28:11.123 --> 00:28:13.766 but she'll never forgive you for not leaving me? 665 00:28:13.766 --> 00:28:14.820 Is that- 666 00:28:14.820 --> 00:28:16.290 - Look, okay, no. 667 00:28:16.290 --> 00:28:17.610 It's about commitment, all right? 668 00:28:17.610 --> 00:28:19.800 I choose to be committed to you 669 00:28:19.800 --> 00:28:21.550 and I have to be committed to them. 670 00:28:22.560 --> 00:28:24.924 And at some point, I'm gonna have to, 671 00:28:24.924 --> 00:28:26.037 you know, I can't keep those two things separate forever. 672 00:28:26.037 --> 00:28:28.830 - Look, right, I'm really happy that you're committed. 673 00:28:28.830 --> 00:28:32.100 But let's just face it, your mom wants me to disappear. 674 00:28:32.100 --> 00:28:33.930 And even if she did warm up to me- 675 00:28:33.930 --> 00:28:34.830 - She will. 676 00:28:34.830 --> 00:28:36.753 - Okay, even if she did, 677 00:28:37.830 --> 00:28:41.340 she's still gonna want a huge wedding and 10 grandkids. 678 00:28:41.340 --> 00:28:44.400 And I'm not gonna let her bully me into changing 679 00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:46.623 or rushing things. 680 00:28:48.090 --> 00:28:49.200 I'm not, I'm not doing that. - You know what, 681 00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:51.840 actually, speaking of rushing things. 682 00:28:51.840 --> 00:28:53.010 - Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 683 00:28:53.010 --> 00:28:54.240 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 684 00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:56.370 If things had gone well tonight, I was gonna do this, 685 00:28:56.370 --> 00:28:58.023 like, as a joke. 686 00:29:00.570 --> 00:29:01.403 - Seriously? 687 00:29:02.490 --> 00:29:05.160 You're asking me to move in with you again? 688 00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:07.320 - Okay, I can see that you're more mad now than before. 689 00:29:07.320 --> 00:29:09.960 And you thought I was gonna ask you to marry me. 690 00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:11.795 - After all this talk about commitment. 691 00:29:11.795 --> 00:29:12.987 - Okay, but this is committed. 692 00:29:12.987 --> 00:29:14.214 - Yes, but it's not, it's not- 693 00:29:14.214 --> 00:29:15.219 - But you love my place. 694 00:29:15.219 --> 00:29:16.052 Why don't you just, 695 00:29:16.052 --> 00:29:17.333 come on, take the key. 696 00:29:17.333 --> 00:29:20.220 - No, no, no, Nico, I just want us to be happy. 697 00:29:20.220 --> 00:29:22.680 - I am happy. We're happy. 698 00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:24.130 What, what? You're not happy? 699 00:29:26.580 --> 00:29:29.490 - Okay. Happy. Great. 700 00:29:29.490 --> 00:29:31.410 Look me in the eyes and say that you love me. 701 00:29:31.410 --> 00:29:32.520 Say I love you. 702 00:29:32.520 --> 00:29:33.353 - Oh, come on. 703 00:29:35.580 --> 00:29:36.880 - I love you. 704 00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:38.788 That's it, you know? - Okay. All right. All right. 705 00:29:38.788 --> 00:29:41.288 It's. 706 00:29:45.031 --> 00:29:45.864 - It's on a blinking contest. 707 00:29:45.864 --> 00:29:47.887 - Okay, look, I can't just do it on the spot, okay? 708 00:29:47.887 --> 00:29:49.530 You know, you know how I feel about you. 709 00:29:49.530 --> 00:29:50.743 - Then say it. 710 00:29:50.743 --> 00:29:53.583 - I can't, I can't just say it. 711 00:29:54.450 --> 00:29:55.849 All right, it has to mean something. 712 00:29:55.849 --> 00:29:56.682 It has to be something special, okay? 713 00:29:56.682 --> 00:29:57.990 It has to mean something. 714 00:29:57.990 --> 00:29:59.400 Actions speak louder than words. 715 00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:01.860 - Maybe that's your love language, but it's not mine. 716 00:30:01.860 --> 00:30:02.960 - What does that mean? 717 00:30:06.091 --> 00:30:06.924 - You know what? 718 00:30:06.924 --> 00:30:08.400 I'm really tired and it's getting late, 719 00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:10.593 and I think I should just go upstairs now. 720 00:30:13.512 --> 00:30:14.345 Okay. 721 00:30:14.345 --> 00:30:15.390 - Well, come on. 722 00:30:15.390 --> 00:30:17.787 Do you wanna spend the night with me? 723 00:30:17.787 --> 00:30:20.463 - No. Maybe tomorrow. 724 00:30:57.952 --> 00:31:00.000 - Uh, talk about the rough first impression. 725 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:01.440 - You don't know the half of it. 726 00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:03.570 - Was she really as bad as- 727 00:31:03.570 --> 00:31:04.403 - Yes, she was. 728 00:31:04.403 --> 00:31:06.450 And no, I don't regret anything I said. 729 00:31:06.450 --> 00:31:09.177 - So did they try to smooth it over at all? 730 00:31:09.177 --> 00:31:11.850 - No. If anything, it got worse. 731 00:31:11.850 --> 00:31:14.640 In fact, everything got worse. 732 00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:16.050 I knew when I woke up that morning, 733 00:31:16.050 --> 00:31:18.336 it was gonna be one of those days. 734 00:31:25.939 --> 00:31:27.997 - Mm. 735 00:31:27.997 --> 00:31:29.040 - Vincenzo? - What? 736 00:31:29.040 --> 00:31:31.990 - Vincenzo, when was the last time you washed this blanket? 737 00:31:32.868 --> 00:31:34.590 - I did the laundry two days ago. 738 00:31:34.590 --> 00:31:36.267 - That's not an answer. 739 00:31:36.267 --> 00:31:39.273 - Oh, okay. So I forgot the blanket. 740 00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:45.471 - Good morning. 741 00:31:45.471 --> 00:31:46.304 - Morning. 742 00:31:56.404 --> 00:31:58.523 Hm. 743 00:32:00.570 --> 00:32:02.100 - I found this bra in the laundry room. 744 00:32:02.100 --> 00:32:03.845 It doesn't belong to me. 745 00:32:07.710 --> 00:32:08.910 - How am I supposed to know? 746 00:32:08.910 --> 00:32:11.580 - Well, it ended up in this house somehow. 747 00:32:11.580 --> 00:32:12.450 - Maybe it's yours. 748 00:32:12.450 --> 00:32:13.680 - Does this look like any piece 749 00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:15.900 of clothing I've ever owned? 750 00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:19.200 - Mm, I remember back in '86. 751 00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:20.776 - I'm calling the police. 752 00:32:20.776 --> 00:32:22.950 - No, wait. Don't, no, don't call the police. Why? 753 00:32:22.950 --> 00:32:25.290 - Well, because somebody could have broken into this house 754 00:32:25.290 --> 00:32:27.060 and left this as a warning. 755 00:32:27.060 --> 00:32:28.950 - Well, I think I saw that on "Columbo." 756 00:32:28.950 --> 00:32:31.743 - Well, I don't see you coming up with an explanation. 757 00:32:34.830 --> 00:32:36.300 - Maybe it's Lily's. 758 00:32:36.300 --> 00:32:38.784 - What? - Yeah, Lily. 759 00:32:38.784 --> 00:32:39.617 - Huh, that's her name, right? 760 00:32:39.617 --> 00:32:41.310 - Yes, yes, but what are you saying? 761 00:32:41.310 --> 00:32:43.020 - Last night at dinner, 762 00:32:43.020 --> 00:32:46.773 she and Nico snuck out into the living room and maybe they- 763 00:32:47.779 --> 00:32:49.950 - Oh fuck. 764 00:32:50.866 --> 00:32:52.439 - Exactly. 765 00:32:52.439 --> 00:32:55.939 That, that,. 766 00:32:58.648 --> 00:33:01.230 , what kind of hussy does that 767 00:33:01.230 --> 00:33:03.030 right before dinner? 768 00:33:03.030 --> 00:33:04.950 What has she done to my son 769 00:33:04.950 --> 00:33:07.533 that he would even consider doing something like that? 770 00:33:07.533 --> 00:33:10.380 That is not the way I raised him, let me tell you. 771 00:33:10.380 --> 00:33:12.780 Although I'm sure there's a little bit of his father in him 772 00:33:12.780 --> 00:33:14.010 that would stoop so low. 773 00:33:14.010 --> 00:33:17.190 But even Vincenzo would never, not in my house. 774 00:33:17.190 --> 00:33:18.949 - Angela, do you think we could maybe- 775 00:33:18.949 --> 00:33:19.782 - You know, I woke up this morning, 776 00:33:19.782 --> 00:33:20.615 I thought, you know what? 777 00:33:20.615 --> 00:33:22.560 She's so rudely walked outta my dinner taking Nico with her. 778 00:33:22.560 --> 00:33:25.196 You don't know anything to stop her, right? 779 00:33:25.196 --> 00:33:26.029 You know, but I still felt 780 00:33:26.029 --> 00:33:28.140 that I should do what's best for my son. 781 00:33:28.140 --> 00:33:29.340 Wanna say, how am I supposed to react 782 00:33:29.340 --> 00:33:31.710 when something like this happens? 783 00:33:31.710 --> 00:33:34.440 - Ah, do you think we could maybe continue this conversation 784 00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:36.900 when you don't have the scissors that close to my face? 785 00:33:36.900 --> 00:33:38.310 - Oh no, I'm being careful. 786 00:33:38.310 --> 00:33:39.143 - Okay. 787 00:33:39.143 --> 00:33:40.991 - And on top of it all you would think 788 00:33:40.991 --> 00:33:42.930 that if you did something so disgusting like that, 789 00:33:42.930 --> 00:33:45.720 you'd be careful not to leave sleazy articles 790 00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:46.740 of clothing behind. - Okay, well, 791 00:33:46.740 --> 00:33:49.260 I think she was probably in a rush, Angela. 792 00:33:49.260 --> 00:33:51.510 - Okay, wait, wait, wait. I'm getting a call. 793 00:33:52.650 --> 00:33:53.907 Hello? 794 00:33:53.907 --> 00:33:54.750 Min, are you there? 795 00:33:54.750 --> 00:33:55.650 - Uh-huh! 796 00:33:55.650 --> 00:33:57.990 - Listen, another job came up last minute. 797 00:33:57.990 --> 00:33:59.460 I'll let you know when I'm done. 798 00:33:59.460 --> 00:34:01.560 I have to go to another event. 799 00:34:01.560 --> 00:34:04.623 - Oh, okay, I thought we were gonna do dinner and a movie. 800 00:34:06.120 --> 00:34:09.180 - We'll order takeout and rent something on demand. 801 00:34:09.180 --> 00:34:12.420 I just wanted to let you know before I forget. 802 00:34:12.420 --> 00:34:13.937 - Okay. I love you. 803 00:34:13.937 --> 00:34:15.937 Love you too. 804 00:34:18.120 --> 00:34:21.360 - Hey, our mom says she wants you to do the balloon animals 805 00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:22.830 before we cut the cake. 806 00:34:22.830 --> 00:34:24.750 - That's what I'm here for. 807 00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:27.299 And how are you doing, Mr. Man of the Year? 808 00:34:27.299 --> 00:34:28.680 - You know I'm too old to have a clown 809 00:34:28.680 --> 00:34:30.286 at my birthday party. 810 00:34:30.286 --> 00:34:31.260 - Do you know I'm too old to be a clown 811 00:34:31.260 --> 00:34:32.820 at your birthday party? 812 00:34:32.820 --> 00:34:34.970 So let's get on with it and grab some cake. 813 00:34:40.710 --> 00:34:42.990 - Um, so what, what are you gonna do? 814 00:34:42.990 --> 00:34:44.300 - Oh, for one thing, 815 00:34:44.300 --> 00:34:47.343 if I ever see that stronzo again, I'm gonna rip her- 816 00:34:51.614 --> 00:34:56.550 That's her. 817 00:34:56.550 --> 00:34:57.383 - Oh, wait, wait. 818 00:34:57.383 --> 00:34:58.440 What about, what about my hair? 819 00:34:58.440 --> 00:34:59.520 - I'll finish it tomorrow. 820 00:34:59.520 --> 00:35:01.103 I'm gonna go through the back door. 821 00:35:04.576 --> 00:35:07.243 Hey, that's a ball. 822 00:35:08.628 --> 00:35:09.633 - She's back. 823 00:35:09.633 --> 00:35:10.800 - Who? The Mormon? 824 00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:12.210 - Lily, Nico too. 825 00:35:12.210 --> 00:35:13.740 Get the bra. It's in the garbage. 826 00:35:13.740 --> 00:35:15.243 - Why? - Just do it. 827 00:35:25.500 --> 00:35:26.550 - Ciao, Mama. 828 00:35:26.550 --> 00:35:27.870 - Back so soon. 829 00:35:27.870 --> 00:35:28.860 - I forgot something. 830 00:35:28.860 --> 00:35:29.820 - Oh, did you now? 831 00:35:29.820 --> 00:35:31.170 - Yeah, I forgot to give you back your dress 832 00:35:31.170 --> 00:35:32.760 or your mother's dress. 833 00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:34.110 - Are you sure it's the same dress? 834 00:35:34.110 --> 00:35:35.850 What did you do to it? 835 00:35:35.850 --> 00:35:37.320 - I washed it. 836 00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.090 I thought it was the least I could do. 837 00:35:39.090 --> 00:35:40.890 - Oh honey, let's now go down the road 838 00:35:40.890 --> 00:35:42.450 of the least you could be doing. 839 00:35:42.450 --> 00:35:44.340 - Okay, Mom, I can see that you're back on one, 840 00:35:44.340 --> 00:35:45.390 so we're gonna get going. 841 00:35:45.390 --> 00:35:46.890 - What happened to your dress? 842 00:35:47.790 --> 00:35:50.460 - I kind of fell in the bushes. 843 00:35:50.460 --> 00:35:51.930 - Again? 844 00:35:51.930 --> 00:35:53.790 Fine. Here, Take it. 845 00:35:53.790 --> 00:35:55.500 Just keep the dress. 846 00:35:55.500 --> 00:35:57.377 - Okay, wait, hold on just a second now- 847 00:35:57.377 --> 00:35:59.186 - Oh no, Lily, this is a trap. 848 00:35:59.186 --> 00:36:00.543 - Vincenzo. - No. 849 00:36:00.543 --> 00:36:02.805 - Yep. - Vincenzo, where is it? 850 00:36:02.805 --> 00:36:03.723 I'm getting it. 851 00:36:03.723 --> 00:36:05.573 - You know what you did, both of you. 852 00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:07.710 - Okay, Mrs. Vitali, 853 00:36:07.710 --> 00:36:11.155 I am really sorry that you don't like me 854 00:36:11.155 --> 00:36:12.630 and then I don't live up to your expectations, 855 00:36:12.630 --> 00:36:15.990 but that's, that's not gonna change anything. 856 00:36:15.990 --> 00:36:18.090 - You wanna punish me? Is that it? 857 00:36:18.090 --> 00:36:19.770 - I need to live my life. 858 00:36:19.770 --> 00:36:22.350 I need to love who I love, for Christ's sake. 859 00:36:22.350 --> 00:36:23.580 - The Nico I raised 860 00:36:23.580 --> 00:36:25.590 would never take the Lord's name like that. 861 00:36:25.590 --> 00:36:26.872 Gesu Cristo! 862 00:36:26.872 --> 00:36:28.050 - Oh, well, now you're just being a hypocrite. 863 00:36:28.050 --> 00:36:29.790 - It doesn't count. I said it in Italian. 864 00:36:29.790 --> 00:36:32.490 - Doesn't count? I think it should count for double. 865 00:36:32.490 --> 00:36:34.680 - I'll make up for it in confession. 866 00:36:34.680 --> 00:36:36.360 Not that I would ever see her there. 867 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.737 - What does Lily have to do with any of this? 868 00:36:37.737 --> 00:36:39.750 - Can we please not talk about me like I'm not in the room? 869 00:36:39.750 --> 00:36:41.310 - Just take your bra and go. 870 00:36:41.310 --> 00:36:42.480 Vincenzo. 871 00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:43.740 - Wait, wait. - Bra. 872 00:36:43.740 --> 00:36:44.790 - My bra. 873 00:36:44.790 --> 00:36:46.410 - Yeah, the bra you left in this house. 874 00:36:46.410 --> 00:36:49.380 - Okay, why the hell would I leave my bra in your house? 875 00:36:49.380 --> 00:36:50.760 - Because you can't keep it in your pants. 876 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.046 That's why. - Oh, my- 877 00:36:52.046 --> 00:36:52.879 - Mom, what? - Okay, 878 00:36:52.879 --> 00:36:54.840 I honestly have no idea what you're accusing me of. 879 00:36:54.840 --> 00:36:56.190 - It's not mine. 880 00:36:56.190 --> 00:36:57.600 - Slow down. 881 00:36:57.600 --> 00:37:00.360 Why do you think that this bra is Lily's? 882 00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:01.833 - Vincenzo said, 883 00:37:03.540 --> 00:37:05.013 Vincenzo said- 884 00:37:06.090 --> 00:37:07.833 - Here it is. - Oh my God. 885 00:37:10.050 --> 00:37:11.670 - What? 886 00:37:11.670 --> 00:37:13.203 - Who is she? 887 00:37:14.040 --> 00:37:15.810 - Who? Who's who? 888 00:37:15.810 --> 00:37:17.280 - The owner of that. 889 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:19.230 - Well, I, you know, I thought that it was- 890 00:37:19.230 --> 00:37:23.760 - No, no, I've never seen that before in my life. 891 00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:26.790 - Oh, Dad, how could you do this? 892 00:37:26.790 --> 00:37:27.900 - How could he? 893 00:37:27.900 --> 00:37:30.240 I'll tell you how, because he's a man. 894 00:37:30.240 --> 00:37:31.680 The man I married. 895 00:37:31.680 --> 00:37:33.810 Man's stupid enough to think he could get away with it 896 00:37:33.810 --> 00:37:35.010 in my own house. 897 00:37:35.010 --> 00:37:38.620 - I don't know what you, you, you, you are talking about. 898 00:37:38.620 --> 00:37:41.171 - Don't play dumb with me. 899 00:37:41.171 --> 00:37:42.088 Who is she? 900 00:37:43.882 --> 00:37:45.331 - Amore. Amore. 901 00:37:48.331 --> 00:37:49.164 - Who is she? 902 00:37:53.543 --> 00:37:54.600 - Oh, all right, all right, all right. 903 00:37:54.600 --> 00:37:55.650 You want me to tell you who she is? 904 00:37:55.650 --> 00:37:57.870 You want me to be tell you who I'm messing around with? 905 00:37:57.870 --> 00:38:00.120 Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you, 906 00:38:00.120 --> 00:38:02.118 'cause I don't care what she tells you. 907 00:38:02.118 --> 00:38:04.035 - Is it someone I know? 908 00:38:05.610 --> 00:38:06.903 - Is Carla, Claudia, 909 00:38:08.118 --> 00:38:10.701 Francescana, Loridana, Skarina. 910 00:38:12.038 --> 00:38:13.860 Oh, Isabella? 911 00:38:13.860 --> 00:38:16.190 - Those are all the ladies that go to our church. 912 00:38:16.190 --> 00:38:17.516 - I mean, it's not my mother. 913 00:38:17.516 --> 00:38:19.650 It's not a cashier who checks us out of the supermarket. 914 00:38:19.650 --> 00:38:20.820 She's too young. 915 00:38:20.820 --> 00:38:23.010 But don't think I haven't seen you checking her out. 916 00:38:23.010 --> 00:38:25.083 It's not Min. She never do that to me. 917 00:38:31.143 --> 00:38:32.430 - It is not her fault, okay? 918 00:38:32.430 --> 00:38:34.140 - Dad, Jesus Christ. 919 00:38:34.140 --> 00:38:34.973 - Who's Min? 920 00:38:39.060 --> 00:38:39.930 Who's Min? 921 00:38:39.930 --> 00:38:40.763 - It's the neighbor. 922 00:38:40.763 --> 00:38:41.596 - Come on, Angela. 923 00:38:41.596 --> 00:38:42.870 - Dad, leave her alone. 924 00:38:42.870 --> 00:38:44.580 - Hey, Angela. - Hey, Dad. 925 00:38:44.580 --> 00:38:45.450 - Talk to me. 926 00:38:45.450 --> 00:38:48.180 I know my wife and this is not like her. 927 00:38:48.180 --> 00:38:49.350 - Yeah, what'd you expect? 928 00:38:49.350 --> 00:38:51.387 Hey, you know what? I'm sick of being- 929 00:38:51.387 --> 00:38:52.220 - You're sick? 930 00:38:52.220 --> 00:38:53.603 Yeah, you're sick. - I'm sick. 931 00:38:56.130 --> 00:38:57.363 I had a heart attack. 932 00:38:59.010 --> 00:38:59.843 - Oh my God. 933 00:38:59.843 --> 00:39:01.830 - Is not what I expected to hear from my physical. 934 00:39:01.830 --> 00:39:02.663 - When? 935 00:39:03.810 --> 00:39:06.633 - Last week. They told me it happened in my sleep. 936 00:39:07.890 --> 00:39:09.270 - That's a mistake. 937 00:39:09.270 --> 00:39:10.500 - It's not. 938 00:39:10.500 --> 00:39:13.120 I thought I was tired and short of breath sometimes 939 00:39:14.250 --> 00:39:15.813 because I was getting older. 940 00:39:16.890 --> 00:39:18.240 - I had no idea. 941 00:39:18.240 --> 00:39:20.160 - Why didn't you tell us sooner? 942 00:39:20.160 --> 00:39:21.750 - How do you tell the people that you love 943 00:39:21.750 --> 00:39:24.063 that you hear the clock ticking faster now? 944 00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:28.623 - You listen to me, Angelina Maria Vitali, 945 00:39:30.270 --> 00:39:34.500 you and I both know you're not going anywhere. 946 00:39:34.500 --> 00:39:36.423 - I don't know anything anymore. 947 00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:41.867 ♪ I don't know what to say ♪ 948 00:39:41.867 --> 00:39:45.736 ♪ Except to say I'm sorry ♪ 949 00:39:45.736 --> 00:39:49.628 ♪ That I don't know what to say ♪ 950 00:39:49.628 --> 00:39:53.716 ♪ And for wasting your time ♪ 951 00:39:53.716 --> 00:39:57.980 ♪ Everything will be okay ♪ 952 00:39:57.980 --> 00:40:02.980 ♪ Yes, I know it's scary ♪ 953 00:40:03.382 --> 00:40:07.575 ♪ So I lie and say you'll be fine and I'm okay ♪ 954 00:40:07.575 --> 00:40:11.966 ♪ Is that a really a crime ♪ 955 00:40:11.966 --> 00:40:14.317 ♪ If I should lose you now ♪ 956 00:40:14.317 --> 00:40:19.317 ♪ Tell me how I'm supposed to go on ♪ 957 00:40:19.965 --> 00:40:22.264 ♪ If I should lose you now ♪ 958 00:40:22.264 --> 00:40:27.264 ♪ Will I find it in me to be strong ♪ 959 00:40:27.943 --> 00:40:31.937 ♪ If you should leave and I cannot follow ♪ 960 00:40:31.937 --> 00:40:33.998 ♪ I'd like to believe that I'd grieve ♪ 961 00:40:33.998 --> 00:40:36.030 ♪ And not wallow with sorrow ♪ 962 00:40:36.030 --> 00:40:41.030 ♪ But I know there's nothing much else I could do ♪ 963 00:40:43.702 --> 00:40:47.968 ♪ If I loose you ♪ 964 00:40:47.968 --> 00:40:50.718 ♪ If I loose you ♪ 965 00:40:59.032 --> 00:41:01.110 - Oh my God. Angelina, I'm so sorry. 966 00:41:01.110 --> 00:41:03.333 - It's fine. I'm okay. 967 00:41:03.333 --> 00:41:04.166 I'll be okay. 968 00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:07.263 - It was a shock to all of us. 969 00:41:11.220 --> 00:41:15.780 I mean, I don't even wanna talk about it. 970 00:41:15.780 --> 00:41:19.230 - Cheating is right up there with the stealing- 971 00:41:19.230 --> 00:41:22.323 - Yeah, I know, but I didn't cheat. 972 00:41:26.100 --> 00:41:27.423 I fooled around a little. 973 00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:30.960 I know that doesn't make it better. 974 00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:32.943 But what do you want me to do? 975 00:41:34.103 --> 00:41:38.370 I, I wish I could take it back, but I can't. 976 00:41:38.370 --> 00:41:40.350 - Especially after finding out about Angela. 977 00:41:40.350 --> 00:41:42.120 - Well, still is one thing to cheat, 978 00:41:42.120 --> 00:41:43.020 and there's another thing 979 00:41:43.020 --> 00:41:44.970 to literally covert the neighbor's wife. 980 00:41:44.970 --> 00:41:46.290 - You don't say. 981 00:41:46.290 --> 00:41:47.670 - What did you do? 982 00:41:47.670 --> 00:41:50.853 - I went over the next day and I did what I said I'd do. 983 00:41:51.780 --> 00:41:52.890 I cut her hair. 984 00:41:52.890 --> 00:41:54.060 - Oh, and in the end, 985 00:41:54.060 --> 00:41:56.730 he does help her to get her business off the ground. 986 00:41:56.730 --> 00:41:57.990 And she gets pregnant. 987 00:41:57.990 --> 00:42:01.050 And well, they meet at the top of the Clock tower 988 00:42:01.050 --> 00:42:03.750 and she shows him the pregnancy test 989 00:42:03.750 --> 00:42:07.620 and they fall into each other's arms and they kiss. 990 00:42:07.620 --> 00:42:10.200 Oh, I loved it. 991 00:42:10.200 --> 00:42:11.760 Of course, Murray couldn't understand 992 00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:14.120 why anyone would wanna spend 20 bucks to rent it. 993 00:42:14.120 --> 00:42:16.230 - It sounds like a good movie. 994 00:42:16.230 --> 00:42:17.845 - Is there something wrong? 995 00:42:17.845 --> 00:42:20.760 - Hm? No, no, I'm fine. 996 00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:22.050 - Okay. 997 00:42:22.050 --> 00:42:25.200 Oh, how did it go with Nico's girlfriend yesterday? 998 00:42:25.200 --> 00:42:26.580 - Hm. Well, where to begin? 999 00:42:26.580 --> 00:42:29.130 For one thing, it turns out the bra's not hers. 1000 00:42:29.130 --> 00:42:29.973 - It's not? 1001 00:42:31.170 --> 00:42:33.120 - It's a mystery. I know. 1002 00:42:33.120 --> 00:42:34.440 It's a bit of relief, honestly, 1003 00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:36.300 knowing my son's girlfriend doesn't wear something 1004 00:42:36.300 --> 00:42:38.520 so pink and tacky 1005 00:42:38.520 --> 00:42:43.050 - Pink? Oh, you, you didn't mention that it was pink. 1006 00:42:43.050 --> 00:42:46.440 - I didn't? Oh, I must have forgotten. 1007 00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:48.090 That's a good thing I remembered. 1008 00:42:49.170 --> 00:42:50.610 Hey there ladies. What gives? 1009 00:42:50.610 --> 00:42:52.470 I thought yesterday was hair day. 1010 00:42:52.470 --> 00:42:53.970 Had to reschedule. 1011 00:42:53.970 --> 00:42:55.890 Just coming from a party, Murray? 1012 00:42:55.890 --> 00:42:58.083 - No, I'm about to head out. 1013 00:42:59.340 --> 00:43:00.720 Grab a drink for the road. 1014 00:43:00.720 --> 00:43:03.450 I'll be home late again, honey, okay? 1015 00:43:03.450 --> 00:43:06.600 - Yeah, these parties always go late, don't they? 1016 00:43:06.600 --> 00:43:07.770 - You bet. 1017 00:43:07.770 --> 00:43:11.143 Oh, and Angela, I was talking to Vincenzo this morning. 1018 00:43:11.143 --> 00:43:13.080 - Vincenzo? Vincenzo who? 1019 00:43:13.080 --> 00:43:14.473 - Vincenzo your husband. 1020 00:43:14.473 --> 00:43:16.950 - Oh, right, that laos. And? 1021 00:43:16.950 --> 00:43:18.270 - Well, he told me about your heart attack 1022 00:43:18.270 --> 00:43:19.980 and about what the doctor said. 1023 00:43:19.980 --> 00:43:21.900 - What's wrong with your heart? 1024 00:43:21.900 --> 00:43:23.730 - Oh, nothing. It's a long time ago. 1025 00:43:23.730 --> 00:43:25.530 I didn't wanna worry anyone. 1026 00:43:25.530 --> 00:43:27.483 I was just trying to keep it a secret. 1027 00:43:28.350 --> 00:43:32.400 Unfortunately, Vincenzo is terrible at keeping secrets. 1028 00:43:32.400 --> 00:43:35.750 - Well, I just wanted to say how sorry that I am 1029 00:43:35.750 --> 00:43:37.290 that you got dealt such a bad hand like that. 1030 00:43:37.290 --> 00:43:38.910 - Well, thank you, Murray. 1031 00:43:38.910 --> 00:43:41.550 Did Vincenzo happened to mention anything else? 1032 00:43:41.550 --> 00:43:42.383 - No. Why? 1033 00:43:42.383 --> 00:43:44.641 Anything else has should be worried about? 1034 00:43:44.641 --> 00:43:46.290 - Mm, not at the moment. 1035 00:43:46.290 --> 00:43:47.670 Well, so long. 1036 00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:54.660 - So Angela, why didn't you tell me about your heart? 1037 00:43:54.660 --> 00:43:59.640 - Oh, you know, like I said, I just didn't wanna bother you. 1038 00:43:59.640 --> 00:44:02.070 It's fun if I keep a secret from you, isn't it? 1039 00:44:02.070 --> 00:44:05.593 - Yeah. No, no, sure, it's fine. 1040 00:44:05.593 --> 00:44:07.770 I just, well, what did the doctor say? 1041 00:44:07.770 --> 00:44:09.912 - Inoperable heart failure. 1042 00:44:09.912 --> 00:44:10.745 - What? 1043 00:44:22.890 --> 00:44:26.223 - Nico, come on. Get in the car. 1044 00:44:27.510 --> 00:44:29.220 - I have to go to work. 1045 00:44:29.220 --> 00:44:30.570 - I called them for you already. 1046 00:44:30.570 --> 00:44:32.883 I told them you have a family emergency. 1047 00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:42.180 - Mom put you up to this? 1048 00:44:42.180 --> 00:44:43.680 - Your mother is not talking to me now. 1049 00:44:43.680 --> 00:44:44.911 Come on. 1050 00:44:44.911 --> 00:44:49.911 Are you gonna get in the car, ain't you? 1051 00:45:00.692 --> 00:45:01.525 - Where are we going? 1052 00:45:03.406 --> 00:45:05.442 - Where nobody knows your name. 1053 00:45:23.630 --> 00:45:25.130 - Okay. All right. 1054 00:45:26.310 --> 00:45:28.080 - This a little bit, 1055 00:45:28.080 --> 00:45:30.570 I don't know, like fatalistic? 1056 00:45:30.570 --> 00:45:31.403 - No. 1057 00:45:32.370 --> 00:45:34.435 - Like, they're trying to make peace before mom is- 1058 00:45:34.435 --> 00:45:35.268 - No, it's not that bleak. 1059 00:45:35.268 --> 00:45:39.420 And this isn't about making peace or, or saying goodbye, no. 1060 00:45:39.420 --> 00:45:43.080 Your mother's not going anywhere anytime soon, right? 1061 00:45:43.080 --> 00:45:45.690 But if we can take the shock of this 1062 00:45:45.690 --> 00:45:49.560 and use it as an excuse for them to find closure, 1063 00:45:49.560 --> 00:45:51.933 it's important that happens right now. 1064 00:45:55.024 --> 00:45:57.240 'Cause pretty soon your mom's gonna need 1065 00:45:57.240 --> 00:45:59.010 the whole family behind her. 1066 00:45:59.010 --> 00:45:59.843 - Yeah. 1067 00:46:01.350 --> 00:46:02.183 - Everyone. 1068 00:46:03.278 --> 00:46:04.111 Look at me. Look at me. 1069 00:46:04.111 --> 00:46:06.813 Everyone, okay? 1070 00:46:09.019 --> 00:46:09.852 - I still don't wanna do this. 1071 00:46:09.852 --> 00:46:12.573 - Yeah, well, I'm not doing it alone. 1072 00:46:25.710 --> 00:46:27.757 - I, you, we, oh. 1073 00:46:32.524 --> 00:46:33.857 Kids these days. 1074 00:46:34.940 --> 00:46:37.357 Better watch where you going. 1075 00:46:39.955 --> 00:46:41.299 - Oh, Lucia. 1076 00:46:41.299 --> 00:46:43.549 - Oh my God. Call the cops. 1077 00:46:44.516 --> 00:46:46.440 - Nico, say hi to your Nonna. - Oh, lock him up. 1078 00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:49.377 Oh, I run over him. Good. 1079 00:46:50.905 --> 00:46:53.738 Okay. 1080 00:46:57.917 --> 00:46:59.725 - Nonna, you wanna watch TV? 1081 00:46:59.725 --> 00:47:01.923 - I am. Stai zitto! 1082 00:47:01.923 --> 00:47:04.200 - Okay, because the TV's not even on. 1083 00:47:04.200 --> 00:47:06.303 - Okay, Lucia, Lucia, I'm not in the mood. 1084 00:47:07.530 --> 00:47:08.730 What's he doing here? 1085 00:47:08.730 --> 00:47:10.050 - What do you mean what am I doing? 1086 00:47:10.050 --> 00:47:10.883 She's my mother. 1087 00:47:10.883 --> 00:47:12.570 - Yeah, but you can't stand her. 1088 00:47:12.570 --> 00:47:14.550 - She lost her feet, not her ears. 1089 00:47:14.550 --> 00:47:17.310 - Uncle Sal, thought you had town getting your tooth done. 1090 00:47:17.310 --> 00:47:18.570 - Yeah, it's still in the lab. 1091 00:47:18.570 --> 00:47:19.403 Yeah, you know what? 1092 00:47:19.403 --> 00:47:20.236 You're gonna need another one, 1093 00:47:20.236 --> 00:47:21.445 if you don't leave- - I aint going nowhere. 1094 00:47:21.445 --> 00:47:22.278 - You better go somewhere. - You listen to me right now- 1095 00:47:22.278 --> 00:47:24.300 - How is your stupid sister? 1096 00:47:24.300 --> 00:47:25.710 - She's not stupid, Ma. 1097 00:47:25.710 --> 00:47:28.440 - Okay. All right. All right. 1098 00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:29.643 Enough with the- 1099 00:47:31.290 --> 00:47:32.440 - Your daughter's sick. 1100 00:47:33.570 --> 00:47:35.853 It's her heart. And it's serious. 1101 00:47:36.780 --> 00:47:39.210 - What? Where? When? 1102 00:47:39.210 --> 00:47:40.413 - She just told us. 1103 00:47:41.700 --> 00:47:44.970 It's her heart valve. I don't know much else. 1104 00:47:44.970 --> 00:47:46.140 - Why didn't she tell me? 1105 00:47:46.140 --> 00:47:47.370 - She was probably planning on it. 1106 00:47:47.370 --> 00:47:48.780 Nobody knew you were gonna be here. 1107 00:47:48.780 --> 00:47:52.050 - Look, Nonna, you need to see her again. 1108 00:47:52.050 --> 00:47:54.690 Right, the whole family has to be behind her right now. 1109 00:47:54.690 --> 00:47:57.000 - Only if she says she's sorry. 1110 00:47:57.000 --> 00:47:58.350 - If you wait for an apology, 1111 00:47:58.350 --> 00:47:59.823 there might not be a goodbye. 1112 00:48:01.020 --> 00:48:03.030 - How about we go over there for dinner? 1113 00:48:03.030 --> 00:48:04.830 - I hate meatballs. 1114 00:48:04.830 --> 00:48:05.850 - I'll have her make pot roast. 1115 00:48:05.850 --> 00:48:06.683 - There you go. 1116 00:48:06.683 --> 00:48:08.400 All right, I'll pick you up Saturday. 1117 00:48:08.400 --> 00:48:10.503 - No, it's my bowling night. 1118 00:48:11.430 --> 00:48:14.490 I better bowler than all of you. 1119 00:48:14.490 --> 00:48:17.100 - Your bowling days are over, Lucia. 1120 00:48:17.100 --> 00:48:19.953 Come see Angela. Bury the hatchets. 1121 00:48:28.434 --> 00:48:30.267 - Vincenzo. - See you. 1122 00:48:32.105 --> 00:48:33.756 - Oh, Mama. 1123 00:48:33.756 --> 00:48:36.825 Oh, bye honey. 1124 00:48:36.825 --> 00:48:37.658 - Bye. 1125 00:48:50.520 --> 00:48:54.218 - Okay, good, so you think that Lucia is gonna come? 1126 00:48:54.218 --> 00:48:55.051 - Yeah. Yeah. 1127 00:48:55.051 --> 00:48:58.050 Look, no, Lucia is a, a tough character, 1128 00:48:58.050 --> 00:49:00.570 but Uncle Sal can convince her better than we can. 1129 00:49:00.570 --> 00:49:02.520 - Yeah, finally, he's good for something, 1130 00:49:02.520 --> 00:49:04.830 that good for nothing piece of sh- 1131 00:49:04.830 --> 00:49:06.180 Yeah, I know. I know. 1132 00:49:06.180 --> 00:49:07.050 Look who's talking? 1133 00:49:07.050 --> 00:49:09.153 - Yeah. You're in deep shit. 1134 00:49:12.780 --> 00:49:16.080 - Look, I, I can't think of a day 1135 00:49:16.080 --> 00:49:18.630 when your mother hasn't told me what to do and how to do it. 1136 00:49:18.630 --> 00:49:20.730 I mean, the day I was gonna propose, right, 1137 00:49:20.730 --> 00:49:22.893 she gets into the car, it, 1138 00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:27.423 no, no, it wasn't a car, it was an ice cream truck- 1139 00:49:27.423 --> 00:49:29.100 - Dad, Dad, come on, get on with it. 1140 00:49:29.100 --> 00:49:32.040 - Before I could put the car in gear, right? 1141 00:49:32.040 --> 00:49:33.543 She looks at me and she says, 1142 00:49:34.387 --> 00:49:36.787 "You look , and you need a haircut." 1143 00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:40.863 We drive around. I finally park. 1144 00:49:42.270 --> 00:49:46.143 And as soon as I pull out the ring, I hear a siren. 1145 00:49:47.010 --> 00:49:48.570 And then this Mama Luke police officer 1146 00:49:48.570 --> 00:49:50.610 with the uni brow was banging on the window. 1147 00:49:50.610 --> 00:49:52.380 He gives me a ticket for parking in the red, right? 1148 00:49:52.380 --> 00:49:54.180 That kills the proposal. 1149 00:49:54.180 --> 00:49:59.180 And then your mom on the way home, she says, 1150 00:50:00.180 --> 00:50:05.180 if I don't marry her and buy her the ring she deserves, 1151 00:50:05.340 --> 00:50:06.173 she gonna go out with- 1152 00:50:06.173 --> 00:50:07.293 - Mara Churchet. 1153 00:50:07.293 --> 00:50:09.930 With the long pinky nail. 1154 00:50:09.930 --> 00:50:11.460 He always wore a gangster suit. 1155 00:50:11.460 --> 00:50:14.280 His family was mafioso. 1156 00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:15.630 So what do I to? 1157 00:50:15.630 --> 00:50:18.813 I exchanged the ring for a bigger one on sale. 1158 00:50:25.890 --> 00:50:26.980 And I propose 1159 00:50:32.130 --> 00:50:34.180 wearing your mother's favorite pink shirt 1160 00:50:35.640 --> 00:50:37.890 that she bought me from my birthday. 1161 00:50:37.890 --> 00:50:39.140 - Yeah, I know the shirt. 1162 00:50:40.822 --> 00:50:42.022 - I'm in deep deep shit. 1163 00:50:44.820 --> 00:50:45.653 Vincenzo? 1164 00:50:45.653 --> 00:50:47.493 - Yep, up to my neck in deep shit. 1165 00:50:52.170 --> 00:50:53.003 - Mom. 1166 00:50:54.410 --> 00:50:55.920 - How did you know I was here? 1167 00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:57.840 - Little help from my friend here. 1168 00:50:57.840 --> 00:50:59.190 - Hey, you got the app? 1169 00:50:59.190 --> 00:51:00.023 There's an app? 1170 00:51:00.023 --> 00:51:01.233 - There's always an app. 1171 00:51:02.520 --> 00:51:03.453 Nico. 1172 00:51:04.410 --> 00:51:05.280 - Oh, don't tell me. 1173 00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:06.900 - Hey. Hi. Hi. 1174 00:51:06.900 --> 00:51:08.430 - What is she doing here? 1175 00:51:08.430 --> 00:51:11.160 - Sorry, I didn't know that your parents were home or here. 1176 00:51:11.160 --> 00:51:12.510 - Do you have the app too? 1177 00:51:12.510 --> 00:51:16.380 - No, she lives down the hall. 1178 00:51:16.380 --> 00:51:18.210 - She, wait, what? 1179 00:51:18.210 --> 00:51:19.683 Wait, she live, 1180 00:51:20.580 --> 00:51:21.750 you two don't live together. 1181 00:51:21.750 --> 00:51:24.000 She lives across the hall. 1182 00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:25.318 - It's compli- 1183 00:51:25.318 --> 00:51:26.633 - It's complicated. - Yeah. 1184 00:51:26.633 --> 00:51:31.050 Okay, great, I'm glad we got that sorted out. 1185 00:51:31.050 --> 00:51:32.430 Now, where were we? 1186 00:51:32.430 --> 00:51:33.540 - I want a divorce. 1187 00:51:33.540 --> 00:51:34.380 - Right, that's where. 1188 00:51:34.380 --> 00:51:37.470 - Look, Mom, you're exhausted, you're emotional. 1189 00:51:37.470 --> 00:51:38.760 Just, we all are. - I've been thinking 1190 00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:39.960 about it all day, 1191 00:51:39.960 --> 00:51:42.150 and I think we need to live separately. 1192 00:51:42.150 --> 00:51:44.730 - I would rather spend a thousand nights on the couch. 1193 00:51:44.730 --> 00:51:46.110 - Oh, how chivalrous. 1194 00:51:46.110 --> 00:51:49.230 Serving , Kingdom of Bastards. 1195 00:51:49.230 --> 00:51:51.870 - Okay, I think that you guys should just go home, 1196 00:51:51.870 --> 00:51:53.167 take some time- 1197 00:51:53.167 --> 00:51:54.000 - I'll go home when she goes home. 1198 00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:54.833 - What? 1199 00:51:54.833 --> 00:51:55.666 - No, you heard me, back down the hall. 1200 00:51:55.666 --> 00:51:57.570 - I'm sorry. What the hell did I do? 1201 00:51:57.570 --> 00:51:59.760 - Nothing. I still don't like you. 1202 00:51:59.760 --> 00:52:01.800 You're not right for my son. 1203 00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:05.460 - Okay, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not. 1204 00:52:05.460 --> 00:52:06.450 I'm here to support Nico 1205 00:52:06.450 --> 00:52:08.070 with what he's going through right now. 1206 00:52:08.070 --> 00:52:09.270 - What's he going through? 1207 00:52:09.270 --> 00:52:10.860 I'm the one who's sick. 1208 00:52:10.860 --> 00:52:12.990 - Angelina, you go home. 1209 00:52:12.990 --> 00:52:14.550 I will take care of all this. 1210 00:52:14.550 --> 00:52:15.930 I will make sure she leaves. 1211 00:52:15.930 --> 00:52:17.190 - Dad. - Oh my God. 1212 00:52:17.190 --> 00:52:19.650 - If you think taking my side is going to butter me up, 1213 00:52:19.650 --> 00:52:21.843 you've never been more wrong in your life. 1214 00:52:23.970 --> 00:52:26.310 - It's- - Mom. Mom. 1215 00:52:26.310 --> 00:52:28.140 - I don't need this. 1216 00:52:28.140 --> 00:52:29.250 Mom, come on. 1217 00:52:29.250 --> 00:52:31.530 - You know, I'm really sorry that she's sick, 1218 00:52:31.530 --> 00:52:34.860 I really am, but we can no longer ignore the fact 1219 00:52:34.860 --> 00:52:36.360 that your mother cannot stand me. 1220 00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:38.100 - No, no, no, no, look, it's not like that, okay? 1221 00:52:38.100 --> 00:52:40.110 She just loves me too much. 1222 00:52:40.110 --> 00:52:42.030 - Mm, amen to that. 1223 00:52:42.030 --> 00:52:43.530 - Okay, if that's love- 1224 00:52:43.530 --> 00:52:46.368 - Look, look, look, I don't wanna talk about this, right? 1225 00:52:46.368 --> 00:52:47.201 I don't wanna talk about any of it. 1226 00:52:47.201 --> 00:52:48.987 - You'd never wanna talk about anything ever. 1227 00:52:48.987 --> 00:52:51.030 - Oh, my lips are moving, right? 1228 00:52:51.030 --> 00:52:53.863 - Baby, please do not shut me out right now. 1229 00:52:53.863 --> 00:52:55.710 I know that you need someone. 1230 00:52:55.710 --> 00:52:57.387 - I don't need you right now, okay? 1231 00:52:57.387 --> 00:53:00.060 And I don't need anybody right now for anything. 1232 00:53:00.060 --> 00:53:01.620 Look, you shouldn't have been there 1233 00:53:01.620 --> 00:53:04.020 when my mom told us that she was sick, okay? 1234 00:53:04.020 --> 00:53:05.190 And you shouldn't have to be here 1235 00:53:05.190 --> 00:53:06.933 for my family's ridiculous drama. 1236 00:53:08.010 --> 00:53:09.753 I don't need a shoulder to cry on. 1237 00:53:10.782 --> 00:53:12.090 And I don't need you squeezing me so hard 1238 00:53:12.090 --> 00:53:13.140 that I can't breathe. 1239 00:53:16.080 --> 00:53:21.080 - Oh, oh, okay, so, so you can't breathe because of me? 1240 00:53:22.080 --> 00:53:23.880 So I suffocate you, is that- 1241 00:53:23.880 --> 00:53:24.783 - Lily, come on. 1242 00:53:27.000 --> 00:53:27.930 - Okay, great. Well, you know what? 1243 00:53:27.930 --> 00:53:29.670 You don't have to worry. 1244 00:53:29.670 --> 00:53:31.140 You can breathe now. 1245 00:53:31.140 --> 00:53:32.103 - Lily, look. 1246 00:53:34.260 --> 00:53:36.903 - Hey, did she just break up with you? 1247 00:53:38.217 --> 00:53:42.120 - No, no, just needs some space. 1248 00:53:42.120 --> 00:53:44.943 - Oh, so that wasn't a breakup? 1249 00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:50.703 - She's gonna take a break, I think. 1250 00:53:50.703 --> 00:53:51.536 - Huh! - Yeah. 1251 00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:55.533 Women. 1252 00:53:55.533 --> 00:53:57.906 - Yeah. 1253 00:53:57.906 --> 00:53:59.823 - Can't live with them. 1254 00:54:41.745 --> 00:54:43.082 - Oh, go get the fire extinguisher. 1255 00:54:44.040 --> 00:54:45.240 No. Get it. 1256 00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:48.503 - Help, help, help. 1257 00:54:49.412 --> 00:54:50.325 - What on earth did you do? 1258 00:54:50.325 --> 00:54:53.280 - Mr. Wilson, get back inside. 1259 00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:55.584 - Keep your fire out my yard. 1260 00:54:55.584 --> 00:54:56.921 We trying. 1261 00:54:56.921 --> 00:54:58.820 - You Vitalis do anything like this again- 1262 00:54:58.820 --> 00:55:00.820 - Get back inside. Out, out. 1263 00:55:04.138 --> 00:55:05.721 You crazy Italians. 1264 00:55:14.070 --> 00:55:14.903 - I got it. 1265 00:55:18.420 --> 00:55:19.620 Those are my succulents. 1266 00:55:21.285 --> 00:55:22.385 - It's all your fault. 1267 00:55:30.210 --> 00:55:31.513 - Why will you do it? 1268 00:55:31.513 --> 00:55:36.150 - I was so angry he took something sacred from me, my trust. 1269 00:55:36.150 --> 00:55:38.250 And I wanted to take something from him. 1270 00:55:38.250 --> 00:55:40.320 - So you burned your own garden. 1271 00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:42.300 - Well, it was supposed to be a controlled blaze, 1272 00:55:42.300 --> 00:55:43.620 you know, to teach him a lesson. 1273 00:55:43.620 --> 00:55:45.990 Just wanted to get rid of his damn succulents. 1274 00:55:45.990 --> 00:55:47.250 He kept telling they needed water 1275 00:55:47.250 --> 00:55:49.920 and he hasn't picked up a hose in years. 1276 00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:52.680 - She told you that? That's not true. 1277 00:55:52.680 --> 00:55:54.783 Like the next morning. 1278 00:55:59.250 --> 00:56:01.320 Okay, how's it going outta here? 1279 00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:02.940 - Well, they had on sale your succulents. 1280 00:56:02.940 --> 00:56:04.192 You should be happy. 1281 00:56:04.192 --> 00:56:05.490 - Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm happy. 1282 00:56:05.490 --> 00:56:07.773 - Oh, yes, so now you decide not to lie. 1283 00:56:09.638 --> 00:56:10.471 Ooh! 1284 00:56:10.471 --> 00:56:12.771 - Okay, nope, nope. Okay, that's it. 1285 00:56:12.771 --> 00:56:13.871 You gotta go inside. 1286 00:56:13.871 --> 00:56:15.653 Okay, come on. I will plant these. 1287 00:56:15.653 --> 00:56:16.486 - No, you do it wrong. 1288 00:56:16.486 --> 00:56:17.760 - No, you can fix it tomorrow. 1289 00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:19.080 Come on. You're going inside. 1290 00:56:19.080 --> 00:56:19.913 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1291 00:56:19.913 --> 00:56:21.178 No, you're going inside. 1292 00:56:29.790 --> 00:56:30.623 - Hey. - Hi. 1293 00:56:37.680 --> 00:56:38.730 - What's with the- 1294 00:56:38.730 --> 00:56:39.960 - Murray's. 1295 00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:41.370 - Come on. Tried to fix it 1296 00:56:41.370 --> 00:56:42.810 after what Angelina did to my hair, 1297 00:56:42.810 --> 00:56:44.910 and let's just say it's not pretty. 1298 00:56:44.910 --> 00:56:46.320 - So I guess you know that- 1299 00:56:46.320 --> 00:56:48.870 - That she knows. How much? 1300 00:56:48.870 --> 00:56:50.253 - Pink bra. You and me. 1301 00:56:51.540 --> 00:56:55.557 Look, I have to apologize to you for all of this. 1302 00:56:55.557 --> 00:56:57.907 - I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. 1303 00:57:04.809 --> 00:57:05.642 - Mm. 1304 00:57:06.990 --> 00:57:09.600 - We were alone together. 1305 00:57:09.600 --> 00:57:11.643 I mean, not together, together. 1306 00:57:13.920 --> 00:57:16.350 I mean, not that that's any excuse. 1307 00:57:16.350 --> 00:57:17.733 I mean, intimacy is, 1308 00:57:18.660 --> 00:57:23.660 and the first time was around nine months ago. 1309 00:57:25.582 --> 00:57:28.410 I'm sorry. 1310 00:57:28.410 --> 00:57:31.890 It's funny how no one in this house can't keep anything 1311 00:57:31.890 --> 00:57:34.023 from me longer than nine months. 1312 00:57:35.370 --> 00:57:36.959 Go on. 1313 00:57:36.959 --> 00:57:38.550 - It was at our 4th of July barbecue. 1314 00:57:38.550 --> 00:57:42.240 And I don't know, Murray was never home. 1315 00:57:42.240 --> 00:57:43.590 He was probably seeing someone 1316 00:57:43.590 --> 00:57:45.960 for longer than I could even imagine. 1317 00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:49.440 And I, I don't know what came over me. 1318 00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:54.440 I, I was lonely and I was angry. 1319 00:57:57.180 --> 00:57:59.180 And I had had a few too many drinks and, 1320 00:58:01.710 --> 00:58:02.543 and we kissed. 1321 00:58:03.900 --> 00:58:05.340 I knew immediately that it was wrong. 1322 00:58:05.340 --> 00:58:08.370 And I just, I, I pretended it never happened, 1323 00:58:08.370 --> 00:58:12.273 which I tried to put it behind me, but, 1324 00:58:14.130 --> 00:58:16.233 oh God, last week I went to him. 1325 00:58:17.220 --> 00:58:19.563 And I just need, 1326 00:58:21.330 --> 00:58:24.003 I needed someone to be there for me. 1327 00:58:27.383 --> 00:58:29.400 The minute we realized what we were doing, we pulled apart. 1328 00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:33.450 And I swear, I swear to God, I swear on my life, 1329 00:58:33.450 --> 00:58:35.250 nothing else happened. 1330 00:58:37.289 --> 00:58:38.839 I suddenly realized everything. 1331 00:58:40.380 --> 00:58:43.353 And I, I started crying and I ran home. 1332 00:58:47.730 --> 00:58:49.680 You're not angry at me? 1333 00:58:49.680 --> 00:58:51.003 - Oh, I'm furious. 1334 00:58:52.170 --> 00:58:53.370 It could have been worse. 1335 00:58:53.370 --> 00:58:56.190 - You don't have to forgive me until you want to. 1336 00:58:56.190 --> 00:58:57.530 - I won't. 1337 00:58:57.530 --> 00:58:59.330 At least you owned up to everything. 1338 00:59:00.450 --> 00:59:02.523 That is everything, right? 1339 00:59:08.760 --> 00:59:11.310 - Does that mean you'll fix my hair? 1340 00:59:11.310 --> 00:59:12.903 - As long as you fix my nails. 1341 00:59:14.730 --> 00:59:15.563 - Okay. 1342 00:59:22.819 --> 00:59:25.230 - I can see why you do nothing all day. 1343 00:59:25.230 --> 00:59:26.343 It's peaceful. 1344 00:59:27.452 --> 00:59:28.903 - I made you an espresso. 1345 00:59:28.903 --> 00:59:31.317 - No, you don't make it the way I like it. 1346 00:59:35.535 --> 00:59:37.202 - Yes. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 1347 00:59:40.410 --> 00:59:42.720 - Don't think I don't know what you're doing. 1348 00:59:42.720 --> 00:59:46.380 When you're this nice, it makes me uncomfortable. 1349 00:59:46.380 --> 00:59:48.573 - Well, you are stuck with me, amore. 1350 00:59:49.470 --> 00:59:51.663 So in the meantime, right? 1351 00:59:52.530 --> 00:59:54.390 I had an idea. 1352 00:59:54.390 --> 00:59:58.140 I got on the Google and I looked up bucket list. 1353 00:59:58.140 --> 00:59:59.250 - Oh yeah. That's great. 1354 00:59:59.250 --> 01:00:00.720 As if I'm not busy enough already. 1355 01:00:00.720 --> 01:00:03.930 - Hey, this heart thing, okay, it's a sign. 1356 01:00:03.930 --> 01:00:06.573 It's a wake up call. We don't have forever. 1357 01:00:07.620 --> 01:00:10.383 So let's see where this goes. 1358 01:00:12.180 --> 01:00:14.820 - Well, I always wanted to write a Vespa. 1359 01:00:14.820 --> 01:00:17.610 - Okay, we'll buy one. Rent. 1360 01:00:17.610 --> 01:00:18.903 I'll find a coupon. 1361 01:00:20.010 --> 01:00:23.130 Okay, what about taking up a new hobby? 1362 01:00:23.130 --> 01:00:24.930 - Like what? - Painting. 1363 01:00:24.930 --> 01:00:26.010 - Oh no, I'm awful at it. 1364 01:00:26.010 --> 01:00:28.500 - Mm. Creative free riding. 1365 01:00:28.500 --> 01:00:30.210 - What hippie wrote this article? 1366 01:00:30.210 --> 01:00:31.860 - Horseback riding. 1367 01:00:31.860 --> 01:00:33.783 - Oh, I wanna sing. 1368 01:00:34.860 --> 01:00:38.430 Not in the shower, but in front of people. 1369 01:00:38.430 --> 01:00:40.170 - It's perfect. 1370 01:00:40.170 --> 01:00:42.090 - I wanna sleep under the stars. 1371 01:00:42.090 --> 01:00:45.213 - Okay, good. We'll do it together. 1372 01:00:47.700 --> 01:00:49.100 You need to see your mother? 1373 01:00:50.700 --> 01:00:52.780 - Are you nuts? 1374 01:00:52.780 --> 01:00:54.900 - Okay. It's about closure. 1375 01:00:54.900 --> 01:00:57.510 - No, we don't need closure. We need a restraining order. 1376 01:00:57.510 --> 01:00:59.550 That woman is pure evil. Plain and simple. 1377 01:00:59.550 --> 01:01:01.260 - Okay, so she locked you in your bedroom 1378 01:01:01.260 --> 01:01:03.210 to finish your homework when you were in third grade. 1379 01:01:03.210 --> 01:01:04.320 - And when we started dating, 1380 01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:06.150 she threatened to give you third degree burns 1381 01:01:06.150 --> 01:01:07.170 at the dinner table. 1382 01:01:07.170 --> 01:01:10.860 - See, two of you are more alike than you think. 1383 01:01:10.860 --> 01:01:12.450 - What, that's completely different. 1384 01:01:12.450 --> 01:01:14.280 If you ever compare me to my mother again, 1385 01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:16.473 I will haunt you after I die. 1386 01:01:17.430 --> 01:01:18.263 - Hey. 1387 01:01:21.210 --> 01:01:22.680 Next. 1388 01:01:22.680 --> 01:01:24.720 - I want Nico to find another girl. 1389 01:01:24.720 --> 01:01:25.650 - How'd you know they broke up? 1390 01:01:25.650 --> 01:01:26.866 - What? They broke up? 1391 01:01:26.866 --> 01:01:27.699 - Yeah, they broke, I was there. 1392 01:01:27.699 --> 01:01:29.400 I mean, Nico said they're just taken a break, 1393 01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:32.010 but you know kids these days. 1394 01:01:32.010 --> 01:01:33.960 - Even if they're dating or not, 1395 01:01:33.960 --> 01:01:37.680 I wanna set 'em up with Geena. 1396 01:01:37.680 --> 01:01:40.063 - Crazy Geena? Geena the hyena? 1397 01:01:40.063 --> 01:01:40.896 The one with the- 1398 01:01:40.896 --> 01:01:42.240 - Yes, the one with the laugh, yes. 1399 01:01:42.240 --> 01:01:44.640 She's Catholic. She's Italian. 1400 01:01:44.640 --> 01:01:47.040 She's single. She loves my food. 1401 01:01:47.040 --> 01:01:48.780 And when he first brought her over, 1402 01:01:48.780 --> 01:01:50.490 she already picked up six names 1403 01:01:50.490 --> 01:01:51.453 for their future children. 1404 01:01:51.453 --> 01:01:53.790 - They were 19. They dated for a month. 1405 01:01:53.790 --> 01:01:54.993 She's nuts. 1406 01:02:07.500 --> 01:02:09.780 How are we gonna get Nico and Geena together? 1407 01:02:09.780 --> 01:02:12.180 - Let's invite her for dinner on Saturday. 1408 01:02:12.180 --> 01:02:13.527 - Because it went so well last time? 1409 01:02:13.527 --> 01:02:15.120 - No, I'll switch up the menu. 1410 01:02:15.120 --> 01:02:16.830 Pot roast, gnocchi, Pizza. 1411 01:02:16.830 --> 01:02:20.970 - Hush. You have me a pot roast, mm. 1412 01:02:20.970 --> 01:02:23.619 - And then came the dinner. 1413 01:02:23.619 --> 01:02:25.290 Ay, the dinner. 1414 01:02:25.290 --> 01:02:28.230 - So this was another dinner? 1415 01:02:28.230 --> 01:02:32.220 - And if you thought the first one was bad, woo. 1416 01:02:32.220 --> 01:02:34.350 - We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for that dinner. 1417 01:02:34.350 --> 01:02:35.520 - So just like last time, 1418 01:02:35.520 --> 01:02:38.550 I was almost done getting everything ready. 1419 01:02:38.550 --> 01:02:39.383 - Mm. 1420 01:02:39.383 --> 01:02:42.213 - I got two words for you, Mama Mia. 1421 01:02:45.720 --> 01:02:46.890 - Mama. 1422 01:02:46.890 --> 01:02:47.723 - Nicolino. 1423 01:02:47.723 --> 01:02:49.860 - You haven't called me that since I was seven. 1424 01:02:49.860 --> 01:02:51.060 I brought some manicotti. 1425 01:02:51.060 --> 01:02:53.190 - Just what we need, more starch. 1426 01:02:53.190 --> 01:02:55.410 - Oh, well, I thought that Dad told me, I- 1427 01:02:55.410 --> 01:02:57.720 - I'm kidding, it's perfect,. 1428 01:02:57.720 --> 01:02:59.197 - Oh, I- - Hi. 1429 01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:03.720 - Lily, what are you doing here? 1430 01:03:03.720 --> 01:03:06.000 - I thought I was invited to dinner. 1431 01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:07.530 - Well, you're not. 1432 01:03:07.530 --> 01:03:08.370 I mean, you weren't. 1433 01:03:08.370 --> 01:03:10.260 - Well, I was hoping that we could clear the air. 1434 01:03:10.260 --> 01:03:11.730 And believe it or not, 1435 01:03:11.730 --> 01:03:14.520 I'm gonna need her here considering who's coming. 1436 01:03:14.520 --> 01:03:16.023 - Do you know who's coming? 1437 01:03:17.070 --> 01:03:19.252 - Do you know who's coming? 1438 01:03:19.252 --> 01:03:20.085 - I'm so sorry. 1439 01:03:20.085 --> 01:03:21.300 Can I use your restroom real quick? 1440 01:03:21.300 --> 01:03:23.116 'Cause I kind of hurt my, 1441 01:03:23.116 --> 01:03:23.949 I kind of got a little- 1442 01:03:23.949 --> 01:03:25.330 - Let me guess, you tripped on the roses? 1443 01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:28.593 - Not the same bush. 1444 01:03:29.790 --> 01:03:30.863 - Fine. - Okay. 1445 01:03:32.584 --> 01:03:33.584 - All right. 1446 01:03:34.770 --> 01:03:37.563 - Nico, kitchen now. 1447 01:03:42.690 --> 01:03:45.720 - Wow, really weren't kidding about those carbs. 1448 01:03:45.720 --> 01:03:48.027 - Let's see where your father is. 1449 01:03:48.027 --> 01:03:49.470 - I still can't believe you knew how to download that app. 1450 01:03:49.470 --> 01:03:50.970 - Why, because I'm old? 1451 01:03:50.970 --> 01:03:53.550 Thanks to this I know where he goes to the bathroom. 1452 01:03:53.550 --> 01:03:56.141 Look, it says he's home. 1453 01:03:56.141 --> 01:03:57.030 Home. 1454 01:03:57.030 --> 01:03:58.413 - Wow. It's accurate. 1455 01:04:00.023 --> 01:04:02.250 - Oh, what's, what's going on in here? 1456 01:04:02.250 --> 01:04:03.600 - First, tell me where you've been. 1457 01:04:03.600 --> 01:04:06.210 Second, why'd you tell me Nico and Lily broke up? 1458 01:04:06.210 --> 01:04:09.180 - Well, first, I was out. 1459 01:04:09.180 --> 01:04:12.090 And second, I was there, I saw the whole thing. 1460 01:04:12.090 --> 01:04:15.123 - I said that we took a break. We didn't break up. 1461 01:04:17.250 --> 01:04:19.200 - How am I supposed to know the difference? 1462 01:04:19.200 --> 01:04:21.870 - Well, any case, she's here now. 1463 01:04:21.870 --> 01:04:22.703 - She is? 1464 01:04:24.240 --> 01:04:25.487 I got it. 1465 01:04:25.487 --> 01:04:28.770 - No, stay. Nico gets it. 1466 01:04:28.770 --> 01:04:29.850 You stay here 1467 01:04:29.850 --> 01:04:32.673 and tell me what the hell you've been up to this time. 1468 01:04:34.584 --> 01:04:35.763 - Nonna. - Hey, Nic. 1469 01:04:37.347 --> 01:04:39.707 Ah, long time no see. 1470 01:04:39.707 --> 01:04:42.450 - Geena, what are you doing here? 1471 01:04:42.450 --> 01:04:44.800 - Oh, your mom invited me. She didn't tell you? 1472 01:04:45.645 --> 01:04:47.370 I know it's funny just before she called, 1473 01:04:47.370 --> 01:04:48.960 I was thinking about that one Halloween 1474 01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:50.997 we drove around all night 1475 01:04:50.997 --> 01:04:53.130 and then we had sex in the back of your car. 1476 01:04:53.130 --> 01:04:54.917 And then when your dad found us in the driveway, 1477 01:04:54.917 --> 01:04:58.683 we had to hide in the trunk naked. 1478 01:05:00.017 --> 01:05:03.122 Do you remember? 1479 01:05:03.122 --> 01:05:04.033 - No. 1480 01:05:04.033 --> 01:05:06.780 - Oh, right, that was a dream I had. 1481 01:05:06.780 --> 01:05:08.880 Still a night I will never forget though. 1482 01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:10.770 You're looking good, Nico. 1483 01:05:10.770 --> 01:05:11.603 - Mom! 1484 01:05:11.603 --> 01:05:14.258 - Can you believe this, after all these years, 1485 01:05:14.258 --> 01:05:17.849 I bumped into Geena at the market? 1486 01:05:17.849 --> 01:05:20.400 - That's great 'cause she told me that you called her. 1487 01:05:20.400 --> 01:05:21.750 - Oh, well. 1488 01:05:21.750 --> 01:05:25.355 Ah, Geena, come in. Make yourself at home. 1489 01:05:25.355 --> 01:05:26.188 Welcome. - Thank you so much, 1490 01:05:26.188 --> 01:05:27.021 Mrs. Vitali. 1491 01:05:27.021 --> 01:05:29.430 And should I call you Angelina, Angela or Angie? 1492 01:05:29.430 --> 01:05:31.140 - Mrs. Vitali is fine. 1493 01:05:31.140 --> 01:05:31.973 - Okay Angie. 1494 01:05:31.973 --> 01:05:34.080 And I was so surprised when you called to invite me 1495 01:05:34.080 --> 01:05:35.460 to dinner, after what? 1496 01:05:35.460 --> 01:05:38.940 A decade. 1497 01:05:38.940 --> 01:05:40.740 - I thought it would be nice for Nico 1498 01:05:40.740 --> 01:05:43.870 to spend time with an old friend. 1499 01:05:44.703 --> 01:05:46.721 - Oh, hello. Who are you? 1500 01:05:46.721 --> 01:05:48.390 - I'm Lily. Who are you? 1501 01:05:48.390 --> 01:05:50.948 - I'm Geena, Nico's girlfriend. 1502 01:05:50.948 --> 01:05:51.900 - Ooh. 1503 01:05:51.900 --> 01:05:52.733 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1504 01:05:52.733 --> 01:05:54.175 - I'm sorry. Freudian slip. 1505 01:05:54.175 --> 01:05:57.330 I meant to say his ex-girlfriend. 1506 01:05:57.330 --> 01:05:58.163 - You're here why? 1507 01:05:58.163 --> 01:06:00.090 - For dinner. Angie invited me. 1508 01:06:00.090 --> 01:06:01.904 - She did. 1509 01:06:01.904 --> 01:06:02.908 - She did. 1510 01:06:02.908 --> 01:06:03.741 - She did. 1511 01:06:03.741 --> 01:06:06.920 - This couldn't be any more of a disaster. 1512 01:06:09.578 --> 01:06:10.661 - What, what? 1513 01:06:14.405 --> 01:06:18.020 Hey , you are home. 1514 01:06:18.020 --> 01:06:20.149 - Lucia, what a surprise. 1515 01:06:20.149 --> 01:06:20.982 - Surprise? 1516 01:06:22.007 --> 01:06:23.880 You are the one who took us up here. 1517 01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:24.720 You're an idiot. 1518 01:06:24.720 --> 01:06:26.874 - Mama, that's not what Vincenzo wanted us 1519 01:06:26.874 --> 01:06:27.707 to say to Angelina. 1520 01:06:27.707 --> 01:06:30.063 - I don't care what Vincenzo wants to say. 1521 01:06:32.640 --> 01:06:35.190 You moved the furniture around. 1522 01:06:35.190 --> 01:06:36.573 I don't like it. 1523 01:06:38.970 --> 01:06:40.500 - Nonna Lucia. 1524 01:06:40.500 --> 01:06:41.705 Hi, how are you? 1525 01:06:41.705 --> 01:06:42.538 - Hi. 1526 01:06:43.804 --> 01:06:44.637 Who are they? 1527 01:06:44.637 --> 01:06:46.920 - Oh, oh, this is my ex-girlfriend. 1528 01:06:46.920 --> 01:06:49.863 And this is my current girlfriend, Lily. 1529 01:06:50.785 --> 01:06:53.820 Oh, I take it back. 1530 01:06:53.820 --> 01:06:58.693 Tonight is gonna be a fun night. 1531 01:07:07.650 --> 01:07:09.180 - How could you do this? 1532 01:07:09.180 --> 01:07:10.740 - I did it for you. 1533 01:07:10.740 --> 01:07:13.623 - Ooh, something smells good in here. 1534 01:07:15.600 --> 01:07:17.250 Look, we'll have dinner 1535 01:07:17.250 --> 01:07:20.970 then I wheel mom right into the closet after dessert, okay? 1536 01:07:20.970 --> 01:07:22.503 - You promise? - Yeah. 1537 01:07:32.844 --> 01:07:34.380 I'm sorry about your heart, sis. 1538 01:07:34.380 --> 01:07:37.754 What you gotta do to get some food in this house? 1539 01:07:42.120 --> 01:07:43.890 - And that's how I ended up meeting my last boyfriend, 1540 01:07:43.890 --> 01:07:45.840 which he ended up cheating on me too. 1541 01:07:45.840 --> 01:07:47.370 And I will tell you, 1542 01:07:47.370 --> 01:07:49.380 nothing will ruin a relationship more 1543 01:07:49.380 --> 01:07:51.560 than doing the nasty on the side. 1544 01:07:51.560 --> 01:07:54.520 - Mm, this Gnocchi al pesto is to die for. 1545 01:07:54.520 --> 01:07:57.600 - Yeah, and Nico did an amazing job with his manicotti. 1546 01:07:57.600 --> 01:07:59.550 - Yeah, it's delicious, Nico. 1547 01:07:59.550 --> 01:08:01.620 - I taught him everything he knows. 1548 01:08:01.620 --> 01:08:04.740 I hope not. 1549 01:08:04.740 --> 01:08:07.503 - This pot roast taste like shit. 1550 01:08:08.430 --> 01:08:09.660 - It was your recipe. 1551 01:08:09.660 --> 01:08:11.760 - It's giving me agita. 1552 01:08:11.760 --> 01:08:13.830 - Mom! - What? 1553 01:08:13.830 --> 01:08:14.663 Please- 1554 01:08:14.663 --> 01:08:17.103 - My mom, she has a great recipe for pot roast. 1555 01:08:18.030 --> 01:08:19.380 - Really, I don't remember your mother 1556 01:08:19.380 --> 01:08:21.070 ever cooking actually. 1557 01:08:24.155 --> 01:08:24.988 - Oh my God. 1558 01:08:24.988 --> 01:08:28.380 Yeah. No, she doesn't. 1559 01:08:28.380 --> 01:08:30.360 But, but she collects the recipe cards 1560 01:08:30.360 --> 01:08:31.193 from her nursing home. 1561 01:08:31.193 --> 01:08:33.240 - Oh, I'd never live in one of those. 1562 01:08:33.240 --> 01:08:35.100 - Mom, you've been living in a nursing home 1563 01:08:35.100 --> 01:08:36.180 for the past 10 years. 1564 01:08:36.180 --> 01:08:37.560 - It's a retirement home. 1565 01:08:37.560 --> 01:08:38.507 - Okay. - Wait. Really? 1566 01:08:38.507 --> 01:08:39.810 In, in your condition? 1567 01:08:39.810 --> 01:08:42.450 - In my condition? What do you mean? 1568 01:08:42.450 --> 01:08:44.910 My feet? Who needs them? 1569 01:08:44.910 --> 01:08:48.080 I take very good care of myself. 1570 01:08:48.080 --> 01:08:48.913 - You do. 1571 01:08:48.913 --> 01:08:52.110 - Hey Nico, I'm so glad you dumped this one 1572 01:08:52.110 --> 01:08:53.907 because she is. 1573 01:08:55.776 --> 01:08:56.640 - No, I'm actually, 1574 01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:58.640 I'm actually his current girlfriend, so. 1575 01:08:59.940 --> 01:09:02.520 - Oh, that reminds me, did Angie try to threaten you 1576 01:09:02.520 --> 01:09:04.830 with that whole mafioso shtick? 1577 01:09:04.830 --> 01:09:06.990 - Yes, Uncle Sal, she sure did. 1578 01:09:06.990 --> 01:09:09.690 - Oh, usually works every time. 1579 01:09:09.690 --> 01:09:12.900 - Also, he didn't get rid of me. I dumped him. 1580 01:09:12.900 --> 01:09:15.120 - What? - Mm-hm. 1581 01:09:15.120 --> 01:09:19.530 - Yeah, no, I just felt like we weren't really working. 1582 01:09:19.530 --> 01:09:22.230 We're different people now, aren't we? 1583 01:09:22.230 --> 01:09:24.810 - Yeah. Yeah. I guess kind of. 1584 01:09:31.527 --> 01:09:33.660 - You never come to see me. 1585 01:09:33.660 --> 01:09:35.730 - You told me I was dead to you. 1586 01:09:35.730 --> 01:09:37.890 - I said the same thing to your father 1587 01:09:37.890 --> 01:09:39.780 but he came to see me. 1588 01:09:39.780 --> 01:09:44.103 I know he's dead, but he came in my dreams. 1589 01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:49.650 - Oh my gosh, that is so sweet. 1590 01:09:49.650 --> 01:09:51.450 It's like soulmates. 1591 01:09:51.450 --> 01:09:53.220 Do you believe in that sort of thing, Lily? 1592 01:09:53.220 --> 01:09:55.053 Soulmates? Great beyond? 1593 01:09:56.520 --> 01:09:58.890 - Well, I, I, I, 1594 01:09:58.890 --> 01:10:01.200 the last time that I talked about my beliefs 1595 01:10:01.200 --> 01:10:03.180 at this table, it didn't really end very well. 1596 01:10:03.180 --> 01:10:04.893 So why don't we talk about, 1597 01:10:05.909 --> 01:10:07.800 I don't know, literally anything else? 1598 01:10:07.800 --> 01:10:09.107 Politics? 1599 01:10:09.107 --> 01:10:10.680 No. 1600 01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:11.760 - The weather, sports? 1601 01:10:11.760 --> 01:10:13.773 - Yeah, sports. 1602 01:10:14.700 --> 01:10:16.530 How about them Dodgers, huh? 1603 01:10:16.530 --> 01:10:20.400 - I changed my mind. Let's talk about politics. 1604 01:10:20.400 --> 01:10:21.600 - You just spit in my face. 1605 01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:23.857 Do that again. Do it again. 1606 01:10:24.690 --> 01:10:25.840 - Hey, hey, Mama, geez. 1607 01:10:29.790 --> 01:10:32.433 Nonna is old. She's crazy. 1608 01:10:34.710 --> 01:10:37.932 I once saw her watching TV when it was turned off. 1609 01:10:37.932 --> 01:10:40.013 - You and your father never should have brought her here. 1610 01:10:42.060 --> 01:10:44.790 - You're right. She's awful. 1611 01:10:44.790 --> 01:10:45.960 But you shouldn't have invited Geena. 1612 01:10:45.960 --> 01:10:48.210 - You are right. She's obnoxious. 1613 01:10:48.210 --> 01:10:50.940 - But listen, being Italian matters. 1614 01:10:50.940 --> 01:10:52.890 Going to church matters. 1615 01:10:52.890 --> 01:10:54.990 - No, what matters is who I wanna spend the rest 1616 01:10:54.990 --> 01:10:56.221 of my life with. 1617 01:10:56.221 --> 01:10:57.420 , now you're talking 1618 01:10:57.420 --> 01:10:58.470 about spending the rest of your life, 1619 01:10:58.470 --> 01:11:00.600 you two were broken up two days ago. 1620 01:11:00.600 --> 01:11:03.153 - Just, we were taking some space. 1621 01:11:04.161 --> 01:11:06.180 I know this might not sound normal to you, 1622 01:11:06.180 --> 01:11:09.630 but when we have a problem, we look for a solution, 1623 01:11:09.630 --> 01:11:12.540 you know, instead of just yelling until the wall shake. 1624 01:11:12.540 --> 01:11:15.875 - I need a solution to try to get them outta my house. 1625 01:11:15.875 --> 01:11:17.190 - Yeah. 1626 01:11:17.190 --> 01:11:19.170 Geena, Nonna. 1627 01:11:19.170 --> 01:11:20.700 - Vincenzo, Lily, take your pick. 1628 01:11:20.700 --> 01:11:21.533 - Mom, hey. 1629 01:11:22.455 --> 01:11:23.577 That kills it! 1630 01:11:23.577 --> 01:11:26.040 - You come into my home, you disrespect my team, 1631 01:11:26.040 --> 01:11:27.360 and you have the audacity 1632 01:11:27.360 --> 01:11:29.220 to say the pick from saying a baseball. 1633 01:11:29.220 --> 01:11:31.380 - Joe DiMaggio was overrated. 1634 01:11:31.380 --> 01:11:34.440 He was married to Marilyn Monroe, for God's sakes. 1635 01:11:34.440 --> 01:11:37.170 Do you want know a real baseball legend? 1636 01:11:37.170 --> 01:11:38.003 Jackie Robinson. 1637 01:11:38.003 --> 01:11:42.090 - Yeah, you not compare the second baseman and a hitter. 1638 01:11:42.090 --> 01:11:43.500 - Come on, you- - No, Joe. 1639 01:11:43.500 --> 01:11:47.370 Joe has him beat balls and strikes 1500 RBI. 1640 01:11:47.370 --> 01:11:49.350 - Nobody cares about trick damn balls. 1641 01:11:49.350 --> 01:11:51.060 - Oh my God, there are so many other ways 1642 01:11:51.060 --> 01:11:51.893 you could have phrase that. 1643 01:11:51.893 --> 01:11:54.510 - Now, sit, the both of you. 1644 01:11:54.510 --> 01:11:55.740 - Okay, Ms. Hypocrite. 1645 01:11:55.740 --> 01:11:57.210 - Excuse me. 1646 01:11:57.210 --> 01:11:58.350 - Well, you can't really say, my God, 1647 01:11:58.350 --> 01:11:59.940 when you don't actually have one. 1648 01:11:59.940 --> 01:12:01.560 I mean, Angie told me. 1649 01:12:01.560 --> 01:12:04.020 - Okay, what is it with you people? 1650 01:12:04.020 --> 01:12:06.420 I mean, what does it matter who I believe in, 1651 01:12:06.420 --> 01:12:08.430 what I believe in, or what I don't believe in? 1652 01:12:08.430 --> 01:12:10.740 - You people, you realize that's religious prosecution. 1653 01:12:10.740 --> 01:12:12.180 - Oh my God. - It's persecution. 1654 01:12:12.180 --> 01:12:13.770 - See, Nico even agrees with me. 1655 01:12:13.770 --> 01:12:14.820 - No, no, I don't. 1656 01:12:14.820 --> 01:12:16.440 Ladies just please- 1657 01:12:16.440 --> 01:12:18.693 - Really? - For a decade. 1658 01:12:18.693 --> 01:12:21.795 - We have gone five Championship and you never had. 1659 01:12:21.795 --> 01:12:23.610 - Ei, ei, everyone cool it. 1660 01:12:23.610 --> 01:12:27.857 Angelina, bring me some popcorn. 1661 01:12:29.114 --> 01:12:32.255 - You are making up stories. - I'm right, you know it. 1662 01:12:32.255 --> 01:12:34.172 - Silenzio, all of you. 1663 01:12:36.337 --> 01:12:38.703 Vincenzo, Vincenzo, let me in. 1664 01:12:39.780 --> 01:12:41.580 - She told him. Tonight? 1665 01:12:41.580 --> 01:12:44.287 - No, she didn't tell him was going to tell him. 1666 01:12:44.287 --> 01:12:47.430 - Vincenzo, Vincenzo open up, you bastard. 1667 01:12:47.430 --> 01:12:50.065 - Okay, is somebody gonna answer the door or we're just- 1668 01:12:50.065 --> 01:12:51.930 - Should I go get it? 1669 01:12:51.930 --> 01:12:53.340 - Oh my God. - Oh! 1670 01:12:53.340 --> 01:12:56.100 - Nobody told me you could hire a clown 1671 01:12:56.100 --> 01:12:57.870 to a dinner party. 1672 01:12:57.870 --> 01:12:59.610 - Did you just break the lock on my door? 1673 01:12:59.610 --> 01:13:01.425 Did you just do that? 1674 01:13:01.425 --> 01:13:04.083 - Did you sleep with my wife? You son of a bitch. 1675 01:13:04.083 --> 01:13:05.714 - Hey, hey, you heard him, all right? 1676 01:13:05.714 --> 01:13:06.547 Get out. 1677 01:13:07.380 --> 01:13:09.047 - Oh my God. - Nico. 1678 01:13:10.536 --> 01:13:14.076 Get out. 1679 01:13:14.076 --> 01:13:16.498 Mom, are you okay? 1680 01:13:16.498 --> 01:13:17.604 Mama. 1681 01:13:17.604 --> 01:13:18.437 - Did she faint? 1682 01:13:18.437 --> 01:13:20.010 - Dad. 1683 01:13:20.010 --> 01:13:21.330 Uncle Sal, call 911. 1684 01:13:21.330 --> 01:13:22.470 I got it. 1685 01:13:22.470 --> 01:13:24.293 - Oh my God. - Mama. Mama. 1686 01:13:27.960 --> 01:13:31.920 - Good morning, Angelina. How are you feeling today? 1687 01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:33.150 - Much better. 1688 01:13:33.150 --> 01:13:36.120 - Well, you should feel very lucky. 1689 01:13:36.120 --> 01:13:39.030 - Oh, is that what got me here? Luck? 1690 01:13:39.030 --> 01:13:42.780 - I'm serious, your test results are continuing to improve. 1691 01:13:42.780 --> 01:13:45.210 - Oh, so she'll be able to come home today, right, doc? 1692 01:13:45.210 --> 01:13:46.043 - We'll see. 1693 01:13:48.120 --> 01:13:51.420 I hope I'm not interrupting. 1694 01:13:51.420 --> 01:13:53.310 - It's all right. She's with me. 1695 01:13:53.310 --> 01:13:55.350 - I never had a patient get a manicure 1696 01:13:55.350 --> 01:13:57.330 while we discuss their prognosis. 1697 01:13:57.330 --> 01:13:58.560 - Well, it's a nail emergency 1698 01:13:58.560 --> 01:14:00.210 and we are in an emergency room, 1699 01:14:00.210 --> 01:14:01.950 so just pretend like I'm not here. 1700 01:14:01.950 --> 01:14:02.793 - Okay. 1701 01:14:04.050 --> 01:14:06.030 We could talk about this later. 1702 01:14:06.030 --> 01:14:09.270 But we do need to move forward on the surgery. 1703 01:14:09.270 --> 01:14:13.173 Now that you are more stable, we should schedule it soon. 1704 01:14:15.240 --> 01:14:16.713 - Thank you, Dr. Gable. 1705 01:14:17.820 --> 01:14:18.653 - Okay. 1706 01:14:20.160 --> 01:14:22.440 - Oh my God, that dinner must have been awful for you. 1707 01:14:22.440 --> 01:14:24.020 - Believe me, it was. 1708 01:14:24.020 --> 01:14:26.367 - So I tried to break it gently to Murray, but- 1709 01:14:26.367 --> 01:14:29.760 - All I'm asking is you fix my nail and he fixes my door. 1710 01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:31.020 - Well, since we're not talking, 1711 01:14:31.020 --> 01:14:33.720 you'll have to ask him before he leaves, which, 1712 01:14:36.870 --> 01:14:37.833 yep, he's home. 1713 01:14:42.480 --> 01:14:43.880 He's probably still packing. 1714 01:14:51.780 --> 01:14:53.463 - I'm sorry. Is now a bad time? 1715 01:14:54.720 --> 01:14:56.103 - What are you doing here? 1716 01:14:59.070 --> 01:15:00.753 - I actually came to see you. 1717 01:15:02.340 --> 01:15:03.173 - Me? 1718 01:15:03.173 --> 01:15:04.323 - And, and Nico. 1719 01:15:06.240 --> 01:15:08.310 I just wanted to let you know 1720 01:15:08.310 --> 01:15:12.003 that you don't have to worry about me anymore. 1721 01:15:14.498 --> 01:15:15.933 - Whoa, whoa. What do you mean? 1722 01:15:18.750 --> 01:15:20.350 - I really hope you feel better. 1723 01:15:24.900 --> 01:15:27.660 - Not sure when Uncle Sal's coming over. 1724 01:15:27.660 --> 01:15:29.120 - He said he is gonna come visit your mother tomorrow 1725 01:15:29.120 --> 01:15:30.033 at the house. 1726 01:15:31.350 --> 01:15:32.600 What happened with Geena? 1727 01:15:33.720 --> 01:15:38.320 - She texted, she said that it was a mistake to come over 1728 01:15:39.324 --> 01:15:40.518 and that I'm a mama's boy. 1729 01:15:40.518 --> 01:15:41.955 - Oh! - Yeah. 1730 01:15:41.955 --> 01:15:45.599 Cardiology in terminal 4 south, report to OR. 1731 01:15:45.599 --> 01:15:49.349 Cardiology in terminal 4 south, report to OR. 1732 01:15:52.812 --> 01:15:55.260 - I came to see if your mom was okay. 1733 01:15:55.260 --> 01:15:56.093 - Really? 1734 01:15:58.770 --> 01:16:00.690 Well, yeah, she's fine. 1735 01:16:00.690 --> 01:16:04.173 - I also came to say that we, 1736 01:16:07.461 --> 01:16:08.711 we can't keep doing this, 1737 01:16:10.200 --> 01:16:12.697 - Lily, I'm sorry, okay? 1738 01:16:12.697 --> 01:16:14.854 It's just been really hard dealing with my mom 1739 01:16:14.854 --> 01:16:16.020 and I know I have made time for us. 1740 01:16:16.020 --> 01:16:20.490 - Nico, there is no us. There's just you. 1741 01:16:20.490 --> 01:16:24.540 And every time I try to be a part of your life, 1742 01:16:24.540 --> 01:16:27.210 you and your family just push me away. 1743 01:16:27.210 --> 01:16:28.500 And when I need to break 1744 01:16:28.500 --> 01:16:31.050 from all the crazy shit your family does, 1745 01:16:31.050 --> 01:16:32.730 no offense, Vincenzo, 1746 01:16:32.730 --> 01:16:34.920 actually, a little bit of offense. 1747 01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:35.870 - None, none taken. 1748 01:16:37.020 --> 01:16:38.430 - I get reeled back in. 1749 01:16:38.430 --> 01:16:41.024 - Well, it's not like I have a say in the matter, right? 1750 01:16:41.024 --> 01:16:46.024 - It's not just about you. It's not just about you. 1751 01:16:46.830 --> 01:16:50.940 I love us and I wanna know that you love us 1752 01:16:50.940 --> 01:16:52.950 because I love us with all of our issues 1753 01:16:52.950 --> 01:16:54.243 and all of our faults. 1754 01:16:55.530 --> 01:16:56.583 But you're just you. 1755 01:16:58.470 --> 01:17:00.933 So, you know, I guess I just have to be me. 1756 01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:03.833 - Lily, I- 1757 01:17:05.220 --> 01:17:08.201 - Hold, hold on, hold on, hold on a second. 1758 01:17:08.201 --> 01:17:12.423 Now, I just wanna be clear that that was a breakup, right? 1759 01:17:12.423 --> 01:17:14.133 That wasn't just taking a break. 1760 01:17:15.570 --> 01:17:16.403 - That was a breakup. 1761 01:17:16.403 --> 01:17:19.983 - Okay. Okay. I, I think I get it. 1762 01:17:21.750 --> 01:17:25.140 Do you still want me to help with the play, 1763 01:17:25.140 --> 01:17:27.240 the thing, Little Italy? 1764 01:17:27.240 --> 01:17:28.073 - Yeah, sure, why not? 1765 01:17:28.073 --> 01:17:30.240 You know, honestly, I really don't care anymore. 1766 01:17:30.240 --> 01:17:31.073 - Okay. 1767 01:17:32.010 --> 01:17:32.843 - Thanks. 1768 01:17:35.732 --> 01:17:38.588 Neonatal resident to pediatric. 1769 01:17:38.588 --> 01:17:41.838 Neonatal resident to pediatric, please. 1770 01:17:45.013 --> 01:17:45.846 I can't believe your mother took 1771 01:17:45.846 --> 01:17:48.330 all the leftovers while you were having a heart attack. 1772 01:17:48.330 --> 01:17:50.704 She took the best Tupperware too. 1773 01:17:50.704 --> 01:17:51.537 So what are we gonna do for dinner? 1774 01:17:51.537 --> 01:17:52.560 Pizza? - Veto's. 1775 01:17:52.560 --> 01:17:53.730 No, Veto's is closed. Joe's? 1776 01:17:53.730 --> 01:17:54.870 Joe's tastes like cardboard. 1777 01:17:54.870 --> 01:17:57.390 Ah. And Nico, your restaurant, still open? 1778 01:17:57.390 --> 01:17:59.580 Oh God. Not that crap. 1779 01:17:59.580 --> 01:18:01.680 Nico, why don't you cook something for us? 1780 01:18:03.180 --> 01:18:05.640 - What are we doing here? I thought taking us home. 1781 01:18:05.640 --> 01:18:08.580 - Over the past 48 hours after everything that's happened, 1782 01:18:08.580 --> 01:18:10.290 all two of you can do is talk about food? 1783 01:18:10.290 --> 01:18:11.790 - Whoa, we're hungry. 1784 01:18:11.790 --> 01:18:14.280 - If this has anything to do with what happened with Lily- 1785 01:18:14.280 --> 01:18:16.770 - It's not about Lily, right? It's about you. 1786 01:18:16.770 --> 01:18:18.240 - Don't use that tone with me. 1787 01:18:18.240 --> 01:18:20.190 - It's about you. It's about dad. 1788 01:18:20.190 --> 01:18:21.360 It's about your heart. 1789 01:18:21.360 --> 01:18:22.200 It's about dad's affair. 1790 01:18:22.200 --> 01:18:23.033 It's about Nonna. 1791 01:18:23.033 --> 01:18:24.900 It's about- - No, it's about you too. 1792 01:18:24.900 --> 01:18:26.700 You know, don't go blaming everything 1793 01:18:26.700 --> 01:18:28.350 on everyone but yourself. 1794 01:18:28.350 --> 01:18:30.003 - Okay, that's why we're here. 1795 01:18:30.870 --> 01:18:32.460 Okay, we're gonna go into that church. 1796 01:18:32.460 --> 01:18:33.990 We're gonna go into that confessional. 1797 01:18:33.990 --> 01:18:35.430 Now, I'm gonna go in first, 1798 01:18:35.430 --> 01:18:37.170 okay, but we're gonna work through this together. 1799 01:18:37.170 --> 01:18:38.220 - Bullshit. 1800 01:18:38.220 --> 01:18:39.660 - I'll go tomorrow. 1801 01:18:39.660 --> 01:18:42.671 - Okay. Then you're walking home. 1802 01:18:45.548 --> 01:18:47.980 , you're gonna have a heart attack. 1803 01:18:51.680 --> 01:18:54.450 , okay? 1804 01:18:54.450 --> 01:18:56.673 Let's go. 1805 01:19:00.069 --> 01:19:01.904 - You're shit. - You're some animal. 1806 01:19:11.492 --> 01:19:12.690 And that's how we got here. 1807 01:19:12.690 --> 01:19:14.970 - Huh? - Huh? That's it. Huh? 1808 01:19:14.970 --> 01:19:17.160 I didn't get dragged out here for huh. 1809 01:19:17.160 --> 01:19:18.510 - Give me a second. I'm thinking. 1810 01:19:18.510 --> 01:19:19.593 - Just give penance. 1811 01:19:20.837 --> 01:19:21.779 I mean, I told you everything. 1812 01:19:21.779 --> 01:19:22.890 What else you want me to do? 1813 01:19:22.890 --> 01:19:24.870 - Listen, I wanna help you and your family. 1814 01:19:24.870 --> 01:19:28.290 The best advice I can give you is to live 1815 01:19:28.290 --> 01:19:29.910 in the light of the Lord. 1816 01:19:29.910 --> 01:19:32.040 He's going to give you the way. 1817 01:19:32.040 --> 01:19:33.840 - Okay, come on. Stop preaching. 1818 01:19:33.840 --> 01:19:36.273 - All right, fine, I will put it in lay terms. 1819 01:19:37.620 --> 01:19:40.470 All three of you need to look in the mirror. 1820 01:19:40.470 --> 01:19:43.530 Learn to commit. Learn to accept. 1821 01:19:43.530 --> 01:19:45.600 Learn to atone. 1822 01:19:45.600 --> 01:19:47.010 - Commit? 1823 01:19:47.010 --> 01:19:48.090 Now, all I do is commit. 1824 01:19:48.090 --> 01:19:50.133 I commit to Lily. I commit to my family. 1825 01:19:53.850 --> 01:19:55.020 Thank you, Father. 1826 01:19:55.020 --> 01:19:57.360 - Accept what? My son's love life? 1827 01:19:57.360 --> 01:19:59.730 My illness, my cheating husband? 1828 01:19:59.730 --> 01:20:01.590 As if I don't have enough trouble putting up with it, 1829 01:20:01.590 --> 01:20:03.450 now I've got to accept it. 1830 01:20:03.450 --> 01:20:04.774 - I will ask- 1831 01:20:06.996 --> 01:20:07.980 - Pray for you. 1832 01:20:07.980 --> 01:20:09.210 - Atone? 1833 01:20:09.210 --> 01:20:10.960 I mean, what more you want from me? 1834 01:20:11.981 --> 01:20:13.680 I'm on my hands and knees for her. 1835 01:20:13.680 --> 01:20:16.083 - Is not just about atoning, Vincenzo. 1836 01:20:17.261 --> 01:20:21.353 What you did is an extension of who you are. 1837 01:20:22.530 --> 01:20:24.243 - Atone for who I am? 1838 01:20:25.680 --> 01:20:27.120 I hate to break it to you, Father, 1839 01:20:27.120 --> 01:20:30.720 but you're not talking to the guy up on the cross here. 1840 01:20:30.720 --> 01:20:33.420 - There is a little bit of Him in all of us. 1841 01:20:33.420 --> 01:20:35.043 - If there's any of that in me, 1842 01:20:36.390 --> 01:20:38.340 I'm sure it's dying to get out. 1843 01:20:38.340 --> 01:20:41.460 - Is there is something else I can do for you, Vincenzo? 1844 01:20:41.460 --> 01:20:43.560 Okay, I can sit here and listen. 1845 01:20:43.560 --> 01:20:45.630 That sometimes works too. Let's do that. 1846 01:20:45.630 --> 01:20:47.010 You speak, I listen. 1847 01:20:47.010 --> 01:20:48.663 I will be quiet and silent. 1848 01:20:57.870 --> 01:20:59.820 - I don't know what you want me to say. 1849 01:21:02.340 --> 01:21:04.090 - I don't want you to say anything. 1850 01:21:05.253 --> 01:21:06.780 - I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to God. 1851 01:21:06.780 --> 01:21:09.543 I don't know what he wants me to say to you. 1852 01:21:11.040 --> 01:21:12.960 - Ah, I know what you mean. 1853 01:21:14.383 --> 01:21:17.083 I ask for guidance and the best Father Joe can say is, 1854 01:21:18.822 --> 01:21:20.460 you know, "Figure it out for yourself." 1855 01:21:20.460 --> 01:21:23.141 - Mm, tell me about it. 1856 01:21:23.141 --> 01:21:23.974 - Right. 1857 01:21:30.060 --> 01:21:32.310 Was there ever a world in which you would've approved 1858 01:21:32.310 --> 01:21:34.443 of Lily and me? 1859 01:21:35.850 --> 01:21:36.683 - Nope. 1860 01:21:38.173 --> 01:21:40.227 But I know that wouldn't have stopped you. 1861 01:21:40.227 --> 01:21:42.450 And when I finally realized 1862 01:21:42.450 --> 01:21:45.000 that she was my only shot at having grandkids, 1863 01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:48.150 I would've come around with time 1864 01:21:48.150 --> 01:21:50.793 and patience and Prosecco. 1865 01:21:54.233 --> 01:21:57.963 It's okay. It's okay. 1866 01:21:59.160 --> 01:22:00.003 We all mess up. 1867 01:22:01.584 --> 01:22:04.480 - I love her, Mom. 1868 01:22:04.480 --> 01:22:05.313 - I know. 1869 01:22:08.030 --> 01:22:09.473 - I love her, and I lost her. 1870 01:22:11.409 --> 01:22:12.242 - I know. 1871 01:22:16.860 --> 01:22:20.100 - I know, I have no right to be crying, right? 1872 01:22:20.100 --> 01:22:20.933 I'm sorry. 1873 01:22:22.625 --> 01:22:23.700 You are the brave one. 1874 01:22:23.700 --> 01:22:25.402 Look at your life, right? 1875 01:22:25.402 --> 01:22:29.040 It's, well. 1876 01:22:29.040 --> 01:22:31.203 - It's a fiasco. Call it what it is, yeah. 1877 01:22:32.280 --> 01:22:36.543 But you have to stop beating yourself up. 1878 01:22:37.560 --> 01:22:40.980 You go above and beyond for your father and me. 1879 01:22:40.980 --> 01:22:42.453 You always have. 1880 01:22:43.830 --> 01:22:46.863 I never want you to stop living your life. 1881 01:22:50.040 --> 01:22:52.949 Yeah. 1882 01:22:52.949 --> 01:22:55.026 - Nicolino. 1883 01:22:55.026 --> 01:22:55.859 - I love you, Mom. 1884 01:22:55.859 --> 01:22:57.644 - I love you. 1885 01:22:57.644 --> 01:22:59.097 - Thank you, Father Joe. 1886 01:22:59.097 --> 01:23:00.960 How was that? 1887 01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:04.937 - Next time I step foot inside a church against my will, 1888 01:23:04.937 --> 01:23:06.293 it's gonna be for my funeral. 1889 01:23:10.530 --> 01:23:11.380 - Ai, yeah, yeah. 1890 01:23:18.780 --> 01:23:22.260 - Lucia, Angelina's here to see you. 1891 01:23:22.260 --> 01:23:23.520 - Who? 1892 01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:26.040 - Angelina. Your daughter? 1893 01:23:26.040 --> 01:23:28.200 - Doesn't ring a bell. 1894 01:23:28.200 --> 01:23:29.207 - Just try to be civil- 1895 01:23:29.207 --> 01:23:31.427 - Civil. I got it. 1896 01:23:33.015 --> 01:23:34.323 Love you too. 1897 01:23:55.170 --> 01:23:56.970 - Well, say something. 1898 01:23:56.970 --> 01:23:58.830 - You here for your Tupperware? 1899 01:23:58.830 --> 01:24:01.830 - I'm here to clear the air before one of us dies 1900 01:24:01.830 --> 01:24:02.663 before the other. 1901 01:24:02.663 --> 01:24:04.620 - Well, say you're sorry. 1902 01:24:04.620 --> 01:24:05.970 - For what? 1903 01:24:05.970 --> 01:24:07.413 - Just say it. 1904 01:24:10.980 --> 01:24:12.090 - Sorry. 1905 01:24:12.090 --> 01:24:13.833 - Apology accepted. 1906 01:24:15.060 --> 01:24:17.610 Now you can't blame me 1907 01:24:17.610 --> 01:24:20.790 if you die with an unclear conscience. 1908 01:24:20.790 --> 01:24:22.470 - And what about you? 1909 01:24:22.470 --> 01:24:24.390 Don't I get an apology? 1910 01:24:24.390 --> 01:24:26.463 - I have nothing to apologize for. 1911 01:24:27.480 --> 01:24:30.090 - Wait, what, a lifetime of belittling me, 1912 01:24:30.090 --> 01:24:31.380 a lifetime of making me feel 1913 01:24:31.380 --> 01:24:33.360 like I was never good enough for you. 1914 01:24:33.360 --> 01:24:34.800 Does any of that ring a bell? 1915 01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:35.973 - Lower your voice. 1916 01:24:37.290 --> 01:24:39.380 If that's it, I'm sorry. 1917 01:24:42.150 --> 01:24:43.380 - You are? 1918 01:24:43.380 --> 01:24:46.200 - Why not? Life is too short. 1919 01:24:46.200 --> 01:24:48.573 What do you want me to do? Cry? 1920 01:24:52.978 --> 01:24:57.093 Ooh. Oh, it's raining. 1921 01:24:58.020 --> 01:24:59.763 I didn't know it was raining. 1922 01:25:01.170 --> 01:25:03.260 I hate the rain. I hate it. 1923 01:25:04.560 --> 01:25:05.970 - I used to cry when it rained 1924 01:25:05.970 --> 01:25:08.103 because I thought God was crying. 1925 01:25:09.330 --> 01:25:12.270 Papa used to sing to me until it stopped. 1926 01:25:12.270 --> 01:25:15.210 - He was a lousy husband, 1927 01:25:15.210 --> 01:25:18.300 but he was a wonderful father. 1928 01:25:18.300 --> 01:25:19.860 - Why didn't you love him? 1929 01:25:19.860 --> 01:25:21.750 - I did love him. 1930 01:25:21.750 --> 01:25:23.010 - No, you didn't. 1931 01:25:23.010 --> 01:25:27.033 - I did. I loved him. 1932 01:25:28.650 --> 01:25:30.330 Is this what you needed? 1933 01:25:30.330 --> 01:25:34.293 I'm only asking because my show was on in a minute. 1934 01:25:42.930 --> 01:25:44.373 Did we clear the air? 1935 01:25:47.100 --> 01:25:50.133 - Whatever this is, it's all I'm getting. 1936 01:25:52.170 --> 01:25:57.170 I think I'm okay with that. 1937 01:25:59.125 --> 01:26:03.181 I love you, Mama. 1938 01:26:03.181 --> 01:26:04.757 - You do? 1939 01:26:04.757 --> 01:26:06.424 - I said I love you. 1940 01:26:08.145 --> 01:26:11.645 I know you do. 1941 01:26:29.808 --> 01:26:32.373 - Hey, is this the Edge Playhouse? 1942 01:26:33.210 --> 01:26:34.760 - That's right. Can I help you? 1943 01:26:36.360 --> 01:26:38.700 - Yeah, I'm supposed to be here for rehearsal. 1944 01:26:38.700 --> 01:26:39.900 I'm looking for Lily. 1945 01:26:39.900 --> 01:26:41.400 Oh, she's right over here. 1946 01:26:41.400 --> 01:26:43.890 - Oh. Oh, great. You're here. 1947 01:26:43.890 --> 01:26:45.603 Sorry. Here. For you. 1948 01:26:46.830 --> 01:26:48.870 Thanks. Thanks for coming. 1949 01:26:48.870 --> 01:26:51.660 Hello? Yes. 1950 01:26:51.660 --> 01:26:55.740 Okay, so we gotta get the show on the road, no pun intended, 1951 01:26:55.740 --> 01:27:00.300 but some of the other actors have not gotten off book yet. 1952 01:27:00.300 --> 01:27:02.550 So we're just gonna do a couple of scenes 1953 01:27:02.550 --> 01:27:05.090 and then, you know, you can tell me what you think 1954 01:27:05.090 --> 01:27:06.630 of the performances, whatever, 1955 01:27:06.630 --> 01:27:07.590 and I'll tell the director. 1956 01:27:07.590 --> 01:27:09.690 - So, yeah, why don't I watch the scenes 1957 01:27:09.690 --> 01:27:13.350 and then I'll talk to the actors myself. 1958 01:27:13.350 --> 01:27:14.183 - That's really funny. 1959 01:27:14.183 --> 01:27:16.410 Don't do that, please. 1960 01:27:16.410 --> 01:27:20.640 But he is a plumber in a failing marriage 1961 01:27:20.640 --> 01:27:22.890 with his high school sweetheart, who is me. 1962 01:27:22.890 --> 01:27:26.550 And we live in an apartment in Little Italy, so, 1963 01:27:26.550 --> 01:27:28.903 you know, you'll get the rest room there. 1964 01:27:28.903 --> 01:27:33.903 - Okay. Good. 1965 01:27:36.746 --> 01:27:39.153 Action! 1966 01:27:41.370 --> 01:27:43.314 - Over. Yeah, you're over there. 1967 01:27:43.314 --> 01:27:45.453 - Right. - Again, as always. 1968 01:27:51.750 --> 01:27:53.400 So where have you been? 1969 01:27:53.400 --> 01:27:54.233 - Work. 1970 01:27:56.366 --> 01:27:57.360 - Where have you really been? 1971 01:27:57.360 --> 01:27:58.680 - None of your damn business. 1972 01:27:58.680 --> 01:28:00.010 - You were with Francesca again, weren't you? 1973 01:28:00.010 --> 01:28:01.437 - I was just fixing the faucet- 1974 01:28:01.437 --> 01:28:02.730 - No, you know she's my friend. 1975 01:28:02.730 --> 01:28:03.990 How could you do this to me? 1976 01:28:03.990 --> 01:28:05.400 - I don't have to explain myself. 1977 01:28:05.400 --> 01:28:08.283 I do what I want when I want. Capiche? 1978 01:28:10.380 --> 01:28:12.630 - You know, if you really love me, 1979 01:28:12.630 --> 01:28:14.070 you would own up to what you're doing 1980 01:28:14.070 --> 01:28:16.380 and you would stop hurting me. 1981 01:28:16.380 --> 01:28:18.270 - If I really loved you, 1982 01:28:18.270 --> 01:28:20.720 I wouldn't have been with her in the first place. 1983 01:28:23.730 --> 01:28:26.403 - So, how are you gonna make it up to me? Huh? 1984 01:28:28.170 --> 01:28:29.313 - Don't you get it? 1985 01:28:30.150 --> 01:28:32.643 There's, there's, there, 1986 01:28:34.590 --> 01:28:35.812 line. 1987 01:28:35.812 --> 01:28:36.938 - Nothing I can do. 1988 01:28:36.938 --> 01:28:39.270 - Nothing I can do. 1989 01:28:39.270 --> 01:28:40.170 - Don't you get it? 1990 01:28:40.170 --> 01:28:41.970 There's nothing I can do. It's over. 1991 01:28:43.979 --> 01:28:44.812 - You're the only man I've ever loved. 1992 01:28:47.970 --> 01:28:50.103 - Ciao, bella. 1993 01:28:59.910 --> 01:29:02.076 - Okay, so what did you think? 1994 01:29:02.076 --> 01:29:04.493 - Oh, it's awful. It's awful. 1995 01:29:07.880 --> 01:29:08.797 It's awful. 1996 01:29:09.923 --> 01:29:12.090 I mean, how stereotypical can you get? 1997 01:29:12.090 --> 01:29:16.170 This blow hard Italian American asshole, 1998 01:29:16.170 --> 01:29:19.230 unfaithful to his wife's not sorry. 1999 01:29:19.230 --> 01:29:20.610 What are you doing here? 2000 01:29:20.610 --> 01:29:22.210 - Calm down. We didn't write it. 2001 01:29:26.730 --> 01:29:28.713 - I'm sorry. I have to go. 2002 01:29:29.843 --> 01:29:31.697 Hey, it's ciao bella, you. 2003 01:29:35.640 --> 01:29:38.253 - Did I- - You said it wrong, yeah. 2004 01:29:41.010 --> 01:29:42.573 - Did you walk home from work? 2005 01:29:44.850 --> 01:29:48.060 - Yeah, but the bus stop is not too far from here. 2006 01:29:48.060 --> 01:29:49.920 And, you know, Nico's the one with the car. 2007 01:29:49.920 --> 01:29:52.382 - I'm here to make peace. 2008 01:29:52.382 --> 01:29:53.215 - Yeah, right. 2009 01:29:53.215 --> 01:29:54.390 - No, I'm serious. I'm two for three. 2010 01:29:54.390 --> 01:29:56.160 First Nico, then my mother. 2011 01:29:56.160 --> 01:29:58.353 Hey, I'm in a hot streak. 2012 01:30:00.090 --> 01:30:02.490 - Well, I, I appreciate that, 2013 01:30:02.490 --> 01:30:05.613 but it's a little bit too late now. 2014 01:30:09.750 --> 01:30:11.370 - I want my son to be happy, 2015 01:30:11.370 --> 01:30:13.080 and you've made him happier than anyone. 2016 01:30:13.080 --> 01:30:14.610 - I still don't want kids 2017 01:30:14.610 --> 01:30:15.443 - Ever? 2018 01:30:15.443 --> 01:30:16.290 - Well, I don't know. 2019 01:30:16.290 --> 01:30:18.148 Maybe, someday. I don't know. 2020 01:30:18.148 --> 01:30:19.814 - Okay. I can wait. 2021 01:30:19.814 --> 01:30:22.680 - I, I, I'm still a divorcee. 2022 01:30:22.680 --> 01:30:24.030 - Everyone's doing it these days. 2023 01:30:24.030 --> 01:30:26.190 I was ready to do it myself a couple of days ago. 2024 01:30:26.190 --> 01:30:27.630 - I still don't believe in God. 2025 01:30:27.630 --> 01:30:29.220 - It didn't stop Nico from going to church. 2026 01:30:29.220 --> 01:30:30.480 It won't stop me either. 2027 01:30:30.480 --> 01:30:32.220 - I still don't eat meat. 2028 01:30:32.220 --> 01:30:33.780 - I can use some of that plant-based meat 2029 01:30:33.780 --> 01:30:35.820 everybody seems to like. 2030 01:30:35.820 --> 01:30:36.990 When I tried, I spit it out, 2031 01:30:36.990 --> 01:30:38.840 but hey, you'll be the one eating it. 2032 01:30:39.711 --> 01:30:41.220 - I'm not Italian. 2033 01:30:41.220 --> 01:30:42.690 - After everything that's happened, 2034 01:30:42.690 --> 01:30:44.970 I'll tell you what matters to me. 2035 01:30:44.970 --> 01:30:48.240 You're good to my Nico. My son loves you. 2036 01:30:48.240 --> 01:30:51.203 And I'm not that blind to see that you both love each other. 2037 01:30:52.950 --> 01:30:54.783 Did you hear all that, Nico? 2038 01:30:56.730 --> 01:30:57.990 - How could you tell? 2039 01:30:57.990 --> 01:31:00.040 - I heard you breathing through the door. 2040 01:31:02.821 --> 01:31:03.990 How did you know I was here? 2041 01:31:03.990 --> 01:31:06.270 - Tracking app, it works both twice. 2042 01:31:06.270 --> 01:31:07.800 - It does. Huh? - Yeah. 2043 01:31:07.800 --> 01:31:10.550 I went by the house to look for you, you weren't there. 2044 01:31:12.840 --> 01:31:13.940 I need to talk to you. 2045 01:31:15.683 --> 01:31:17.381 - Oh. - Oh, we should. 2046 01:31:17.381 --> 01:31:18.214 - Let's go inside. - We'll go. 2047 01:31:18.214 --> 01:31:19.980 - Yeah. - Inside, okay. 2048 01:31:19.980 --> 01:31:22.190 Oh, Angelina,. 2049 01:31:29.070 --> 01:31:30.840 - I messed up big time. 2050 01:31:30.840 --> 01:31:33.213 I'm sorry how I made you feel, okay? 2051 01:31:35.212 --> 01:31:36.053 But I can fix it. 2052 01:31:37.761 --> 01:31:42.761 - And I know sorry will never be enough, but it's a start. 2053 01:31:47.670 --> 01:31:50.010 Angelina, I'm sorry. 2054 01:31:50.010 --> 01:31:53.196 - I love us. I love everything about us. 2055 01:31:53.196 --> 01:31:56.046 All right, I promise I'm never gonna let you forget that. 2056 01:31:57.039 --> 01:32:01.060 - And as God is my witness, I will stand by you forever. 2057 01:32:02.340 --> 01:32:03.173 - Oh, Vincenzo. 2058 01:32:09.988 --> 01:32:10.821 - Nico. 2059 01:32:27.887 --> 01:32:31.050 - Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 2060 01:32:31.050 --> 01:32:33.270 in the presence of God Almighty 2061 01:32:33.270 --> 01:32:35.520 to witness the joining of this man 2062 01:32:35.520 --> 01:32:38.613 and this woman into holy matrimony. 2063 01:32:39.750 --> 01:32:41.820 Not to be entered into lightly, 2064 01:32:41.820 --> 01:32:44.880 holy matrimony should be entered into solemnly 2065 01:32:44.880 --> 01:32:47.403 and with reverence and honor. 2066 01:32:48.360 --> 01:32:53.160 Into this holy agreement they should become one. 2067 01:32:53.160 --> 01:32:55.385 - How long is this going to take? 2068 01:32:57.135 --> 01:32:58.950 - Basta yourself. - If anyone knows a reason 2069 01:32:58.950 --> 01:33:02.430 this couple should not be in this matrimony, 2070 01:33:02.430 --> 01:33:07.080 speak now or forever hold your peace. 2071 01:33:07.080 --> 01:33:10.530 - I, oh God. 2072 01:33:10.530 --> 01:33:11.730 - Object, object, 2073 01:33:11.730 --> 01:33:12.843 - Object. 2074 01:33:12.843 --> 01:33:13.676 - Mom. - Mom, 2075 01:33:13.676 --> 01:33:16.530 you can't object to us renewing our vows. 2076 01:33:16.530 --> 01:33:18.210 We are already married. 2077 01:33:18.210 --> 01:33:20.850 - Oh, then what the hell am I doing here? 2078 01:33:20.850 --> 01:33:22.020 - Mama. 2079 01:33:22.020 --> 01:33:26.673 - Vincenzo, do you take Angelina to be your wife, 2080 01:33:27.600 --> 01:33:30.686 to have and to hold for better, for worse, 2081 01:33:30.686 --> 01:33:31.989 for richer and for poorer, 2082 01:33:31.989 --> 01:33:36.489 in sickness and in health until death to do you apart? 2083 01:33:38.046 --> 01:33:39.235 - I do. 2084 01:33:39.235 --> 01:33:42.155 - Angelina, do you take Vincenzo to be your husband 2085 01:33:42.155 --> 01:33:44.461 to have and to hold for better and for worse- 2086 01:33:44.461 --> 01:33:45.294 - For richer, for poorer, 2087 01:33:45.294 --> 01:33:47.670 in sickness and in health, in good weather and bad- 2088 01:33:47.670 --> 01:33:51.243 - 'Til dead you apart? 2089 01:33:52.080 --> 01:33:53.103 - I do. 2090 01:33:54.309 --> 01:33:55.142 - Well, the rings our symbol 2091 01:33:55.142 --> 01:33:58.593 of your love and devotion, Vincenzo. 2092 01:34:00.300 --> 01:34:01.257 In the name of the Father, 2093 01:34:01.257 --> 01:34:04.350 the Son, and the Holy Spirit, 2094 01:34:04.350 --> 01:34:09.093 I pronounce you husband and wife, again. 2095 01:34:10.770 --> 01:34:13.833 Now, you may kiss your bride, Vincenzo. 2096 01:34:24.550 --> 01:34:25.650 - Is that the birthday shirt I gave you 2097 01:34:25.650 --> 01:34:27.263 when we were dating? 2098 01:34:27.263 --> 01:34:30.200 - Yeah, you know, it's not like it was, 2099 01:34:30.200 --> 01:34:31.710 yeah, well, yeah, it means it's got some holes in it, 2100 01:34:31.710 --> 01:34:33.363 but I know it's your favorite. 2101 01:34:35.850 --> 01:34:39.006 Hey, where's the Prosecco? 2102 01:34:47.505 --> 01:34:48.600 - First of all, I wanna thank you all so much 2103 01:34:48.600 --> 01:34:50.730 for being here for the opening night of "The Plumber" 2104 01:34:50.730 --> 01:34:52.968 here at The Edge Playhouse. 2105 01:34:54.690 --> 01:34:55.523 Thank you. 2106 01:34:55.523 --> 01:34:57.273 But before you all leave, 2107 01:34:58.470 --> 01:35:01.370 we are gonna end the night with a very special performance 2108 01:35:03.000 --> 01:35:06.060 on the bucket list of our very inspiring guest. 2109 01:35:06.060 --> 01:35:08.730 So please give a warm welcome, 2110 01:35:08.730 --> 01:35:12.237 round of applause for Angelina Vitali. 2111 01:35:23.703 --> 01:35:26.760 - Thank you so much for sticking around. 2112 01:35:26.760 --> 01:35:30.060 My father and I used to sing this together, 2113 01:35:30.060 --> 01:35:32.613 especially during the holidays. 2114 01:35:33.630 --> 01:35:36.030 I know you probably can't wait to get home, 2115 01:35:36.030 --> 01:35:38.493 but I'm so grateful that you're here. 2116 01:35:42.595 --> 01:35:45.307 - Of course she pick this song, the Drama Queen. 2117 01:35:46.162 --> 01:35:47.233 - Mama. 2118 01:35:47.233 --> 01:35:48.066 - What? 2119 01:35:49.308 --> 01:35:50.737 Please. 2120 01:38:44.550 --> 01:38:46.533 - Wake up. The kids are coming. 2121 01:38:47.700 --> 01:38:49.200 Vincenzo, they're almost here. 2122 01:38:52.902 --> 01:38:57.069 Don't forget to get some eggplant from the garden. 2123 01:39:04.986 --> 01:39:07.517 - All right, go ahead. 2124 01:39:07.517 --> 01:39:08.833 - Nonna, Nonna. 2125 01:39:08.833 --> 01:39:11.416 - Hey, there's my Angela. Whoa! 2126 01:39:12.599 --> 01:39:14.287 - She couldn't wait to get here. 2127 01:39:14.287 --> 01:39:15.600 Are the Yankees on? 2128 01:39:15.600 --> 01:39:16.830 - No, they're taking a break. 2129 01:39:16.830 --> 01:39:18.973 Here, watch some cartoons. 2130 01:39:20.342 --> 01:39:22.800 All right, so what's on the menu? 2131 01:39:22.800 --> 01:39:23.703 - We'll find out. 2132 01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:26.883 - Meatballs, the recipe from me. 2133 01:39:28.061 --> 01:39:28.894 , what, 2134 01:39:28.894 --> 01:39:30.996 you think that actually makes you Italians? 2135 01:39:32.580 --> 01:39:34.195 I'm so sorry to offend you. 2136 01:39:34.195 --> 01:39:35.867 - I have no offense. You sound like my old man. 2137 01:39:37.440 --> 01:39:38.343 Come have a look. 2138 01:39:40.303 --> 01:39:43.620 Aw, so precious. Is a Yankee fan. 2139 01:39:43.620 --> 01:39:45.600 - Her eyes are Angelina's. 2140 01:39:45.600 --> 01:39:48.210 - It's crazy how much she looks like her. 2141 01:39:48.210 --> 01:39:50.193 - Nonna came to see Daddy last night. 2142 01:39:52.033 --> 01:39:53.190 - Yeah, I had a dream about Mom. 2143 01:39:53.190 --> 01:39:54.990 - Please, you sound like Lucia. 2144 01:39:54.990 --> 01:39:56.070 - Oh, come on. 2145 01:39:56.070 --> 01:39:59.310 No, I, she was in the kitchen 2146 01:39:59.310 --> 01:40:01.860 and I went to go ask her a question 2147 01:40:01.860 --> 01:40:05.160 and she turned around and right then I woke up 2148 01:40:05.160 --> 01:40:06.010 and she was gone. 2149 01:40:08.028 --> 01:40:09.111 - She's here. 2150 01:40:11.220 --> 01:40:12.220 - She's always here. 2151 01:40:14.167 --> 01:40:15.167 - You're telling me. 2152 01:40:16.560 --> 01:40:19.987 Three years and I can still hear her yelling, 2153 01:40:19.987 --> 01:40:23.220 "Vincenzo, get your butt up off the couch. 2154 01:40:23.220 --> 01:40:25.713 Vincenzo, answer on the phone,." 2155 01:40:27.030 --> 01:40:28.007 What's? 2156 01:40:29.370 --> 01:40:31.290 - That's for when you're older. 2157 01:40:31.290 --> 01:40:32.253 Watch the cartoons. 2158 01:40:34.740 --> 01:40:36.140 - I miss her more every day. 2159 01:40:38.010 --> 01:40:39.033 I wake up, 2160 01:40:43.710 --> 01:40:45.230 and she's not next to me. 2161 01:40:49.230 --> 01:40:51.153 Okay. Who wants eggplant? 2162 01:40:52.101 --> 01:40:53.310 - Eggplant, eggplant. 2163 01:40:53.310 --> 01:40:55.650 - Yeah! Nico, you gonna make us eggplant Parmesan? 2164 01:40:55.650 --> 01:40:56.970 - Ah. 2165 01:40:56.970 --> 01:41:00.030 - Wha, what, do I have to place an order? 2166 01:41:00.030 --> 01:41:01.473 Come on, Mr. Restaurateur. 2167 01:41:02.500 --> 01:41:04.533 - It is a favorite of Angelina's. 2168 01:41:06.780 --> 01:41:09.425 - Okay, fine. All right, eggplant it is. 2169 01:41:10.258 --> 01:41:12.140 - I'm gonna get some eggplant from the garden. 2170 01:41:14.400 --> 01:41:15.550 - Nice to see you, Dad. 2171 01:41:21.192 --> 01:41:23.758 Okay. Hey. 2172 01:41:36.124 --> 01:41:36.957 - Oh! 2173 01:41:37.801 --> 01:41:39.150 - Oh, oh, sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. 2174 01:41:39.150 --> 01:41:40.263 The gate was open. 2175 01:41:41.190 --> 01:41:44.280 They delivered your paper, by mistake. 2176 01:41:44.280 --> 01:41:46.803 - What happened to my yard, my paper? 2177 01:41:47.700 --> 01:41:48.873 - I got a subscription. 2178 01:41:52.500 --> 01:41:56.880 By the way, I notice the succulents were in the front yard. 2179 01:41:56.880 --> 01:42:00.963 - Yeah, well, this is Angela's garden. 2180 01:42:01.920 --> 01:42:03.020 - I know how you feel. 2181 01:42:04.206 --> 01:42:08.543 It might be hard to believe, some days I miss her too. 2182 01:42:09.420 --> 01:42:10.770 - Thank you, Mr. Wilson. 2183 01:42:10.770 --> 01:42:11.733 - Call me Raj. 2184 01:42:12.810 --> 01:42:13.803 - Thanks Raj. 2185 01:42:14.730 --> 01:42:16.426 - Will see you around. 2186 01:42:16.426 --> 01:42:17.259 - Okay. 2187 01:42:24.208 --> 01:42:25.041 - Hmm.