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Been a while since I was up here
in front of you.
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Maybe I'll do us all a favour
and just stick to the cards.
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There's been speculation that I was
involved in the events that occurred
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on the freeway and the rooftop...
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Sorry, Mr Stark, do you
honestly expect us to believe that
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that was a bodyguard
in a suit that conveniently appeared,
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despite the fact
that you sorely despise bodyguards?
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Yes.
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And this mysterious bodyguard
was somehow equipped
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with an undisclosed
Stark high-tech powered battle...
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I know that it's confusing.
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It is one thing to question the official
story, and another thing entirely
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to make wild accusations,
or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
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I mean, let's face it,
I'm not the heroic type.
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A laundry list of character defects,
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all the mistakes I've made,
largely public.
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The truth is
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I am Iron Man.
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Ivan.
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Vanya.
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270 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15,000 feet.
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You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.
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Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
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It's good to be back.
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- You missed me?
- Blow something up!
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I missed you, too.
Blow something up? I already did that.
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I'm not saying that the world is enjoying
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its longest period of uninterrupted peace
in years because of me.
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I'm not saying
that from the ashes of captivity,
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never has a greater phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.
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I'm not saying that Uncle Sam
can kick back on a lawn chair,
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sipping on an iced tea
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because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough
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to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.
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I love you, Tony!
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Please, it's not about me.
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It's not about you.
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It's not even about us. It's about legacy.
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It's about what we choose
to leave behind for future generations.
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And that's why for the next year
and for the first time since 1974,
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the best and brightest men and women
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of nations and corporations
the world over
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will pool their resources,
share their collective vision,
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to leave behind a brighter future.
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It's not about us.
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Therefore, what I'm saying,
if I'm saying anything,
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is welcome back to the Stark Expo.
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And now,
making a special guest appearance
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from the great beyond
to tell you what it's all about,
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please welcome my father, Howard.
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Everything is achievable
through technology.
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Better living, robust health,
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and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.
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So, from all of us here
at Stark Industries,
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I would like to personally introduce you
to the City of the Future.
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Technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind,
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and will one day rid society of all its ills.
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Soon, technology will affect the way
you live your life every day.
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No more tedious work,
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leaving more time for leisure activities
and enjoying the sweet life.
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The Stark Expo. Welcome.
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We are coming to you live
from the kickoff of the Stark Expo,
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where Tony Stark
has just walked offstage.
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Don't worry
if you can't make it down here tonight
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because this Expo goes on
all year long.
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And I'm gonna be here
checking out all the attractions
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and the pavilions and the inventions
from all around the world.
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- Make sure you join me...
- All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out.
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- Open up, let's go.
- Hey! Nice to see you.
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- All right. Thank you. I remember you.
- Tony, Tony...
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Hey, hey...
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- Call me.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on.
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Hello. It would be a pleasure.
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- Okay.
- See you, buddy.
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This is Larry.
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Hey, the oracle of Oracle.
What a pleasure.
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- Nice to see you.
- Call me. Call me.
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- Larry King.
- Larry!
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Yes, my people, my people.
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Come on, Tony. There we go.
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- Very mellow.
- That wasn't so bad.
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No, it was perfect.
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Look what we got here, the new model.
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- Hey, does she come with the car?
- I certainly hope so.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- And you are?
- Marshal.
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- Irish. I like it.
- Pleased to meet you, Tony.
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I'm on the wheel. Do you mind?
Where you from?
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- Bedford.
- What are you doing here?
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- Looking for you.
- Yeah? You found me.
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- What are you up to later?
- Serving subpoenas.
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He doesn't like to be handed things.
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- Yeah, I have a peeve.
- I got it.
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You are hereby ordered
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to appear before
the Senate Armed Services Committee
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tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.
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- Can I see a badge?
- You wanna see the badge?
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He likes the badge.
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- You still like it?
- Yep.
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- How far are we from D.C.?
- D.C.? 250 miles.
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Mr Stark, could we pick up now
where we left off? Mr Stark. Please.
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- Yes, dear?
- Can I have your attention?
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Absolutely.
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Do you or do you not possess
a specialised weapon?
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- I do not. I do not.
- You do not?
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Well, it depends
on how you define the word "weapon."
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- The Iron Man weapon.
- My device does not fit that description.
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Well... How would you describe it?
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I would describe it by defining it
as what it is, Senator.
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- As?
- It's a high-tech prosthesis.
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That is... That is...
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That's actually the most apt description
I can make of it.
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It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr Stark.
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Please, if your priority was actually
the well-being of the American citizen...
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My priority is to get the Iron Man
weapon turned over to the people
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- of the United States of America.
- Well, you can forget it.
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I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.
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To turn over the Iron Man suit
would be to turn over myself,
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which is tantamount
to indentured servitude or prostitution,
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depending on what state you're in.
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- You can't have it.
- Look, I'm no expert...
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In prostitution? Of course not.
You're a senator. Come on.
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I'm no expert in weapons.
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We have somebody here
who is an expert on weapons.
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I'd now like to call Justin Hammer,
our current primary weapons contractor.
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Let the record reflect that I observed
Mr Hammer entering the chamber,
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and I am wondering
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if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.
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Absolutely. I'm no expert.
I defer to you, Anthony.
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You're the wonder boy.
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Senator, if I may.
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I may well not be an expert,
but you know who was the expert?
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Your dad. Howard Stark.
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Really a father to us all,
and to the military-industrial age.
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Let's just be clear.
He was no flower child. He was a lion.
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We all know why we're here.
In the last six months,
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Anthony Stark has created a sword
with untold possibilities.
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And yet he insists it's a shield.
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He asks us to trust him
as we cower behind it.
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I wish I were comforted, Anthony,
I really do.
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I'd love to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,
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but this ain't Canada.
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You know, we live in a world
of grave threats,
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threats that Mr Stark
will not always be able to foresee.
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Thank you.
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God bless Iron Man. God bless America.
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That is well said, Mr Hammer.
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The committee would now like to invite
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Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
to the chamber.
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Rhodey? What?
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Hey, buddy.
I didn't expect to see you here.
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Look, it's me, I'm here.
Deal with it. Let's move on.
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I just...
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- Drop it.
- All right, I'll drop it.
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I have before me a complete report
on the Iron Man weapon,
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compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
And, Colonel, for the record,
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can you please read page 57,
paragraph four?
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You're requesting
that I read specific selections
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- from my report, Senator?
- Yes, sir.
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It was my understanding
that I was going to be testifying
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in a much more comprehensive
and detailed manner.
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I understand.
A lot of things have changed today.
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- So if you could just read...
- You do understand
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that reading a single paragraph
out of context does not reflect
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- the summary of my final...
- Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.
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Very well.
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"As he does not operate within
any definable branch of government,
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"Iron Man presents a potential threat
to the security of both the nation
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"and to her interests."
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I did, however, go on to summarise
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that the benefits of Iron Man
far outweigh the liabilities.
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- And that it would be in our interest...
- That's enough, Colonel.
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- ... to fold Mr Stark...
- That's enough.
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... into the existing
chain of command, Senator.
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I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider
Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice.
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We can amend the hours a little bit.
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I'd like to go on and show, if I may,
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the imagery
that's connected to your report.
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I believe it is somewhat premature
to reveal these images
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- to the general public at this time.
- With all due respect,
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Colonel, I understand.
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And if you could just narrate those
for us, we'd be very grateful.
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Let's have the images.
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Intelligence suggests
that the devices seen in these photos
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are, in fact, attempts
at making manned copies
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of Mr Stark's suit.
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This has been corroborated by our allies
and local intelligence on the ground,
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indicating that these suits are quite
possibly, at this moment, operational.
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Hold on one second, buddy.
Let me see something here.
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Boy, I'm good.
I commandeered your screens.
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I need them.
Time for a little transparency.
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- Now, let's see what's really going on.
- What is he doing?
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If you will direct your attention
to said screens...
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I believe that's North Korea.
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Can you turn that off? Take it off.
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Iran.
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No grave immediate threat here.
Is that Justin Hammer?
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How did Hammer get in the game?
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Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.
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Okay, give me a left twist.
Left's good. Turn to the right.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
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Wow.
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Yeah, I'd say most countries,
five, 10 years away.
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Hammer Industries, 20.
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I'd like to point out
that that test pilot survived.
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I think we're done,
is the point that he's making.
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- I don't think there's any reason...
- The point is, you're welcome, I guess.
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- For what?
- Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.
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It's working.
We're safe. America is secure.
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You want my property?
You can't have it.
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But I did you a big favour.
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I've successfully privatised world peace.
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What more do you want? For now!
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I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.
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... you, Mr Stark... you, buddy.
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We're adjourned.
We're adjourned for today.
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- Okay.
- You've been a delight.
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My bond is with the people.
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And I will serve this great nation
at the pleasure of myself.
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If there's one thing I've proven
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it's that you can count on me
to pleasure myself.
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Wake up. Daddy's home.
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Welcome home, sir.
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Congratulations on
the opening ceremonies.
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They were such a success,
as was your Senate hearing.
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And may I say how refreshing it is
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to finally see you in a video
with your clothing on, sir.
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You!
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I swear to God I'll dismantle you.
I'll soak your motherboard.
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I'll turn you into a wine rack.
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How many ounces a day
of this gobbledegook
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am I supposed to drink?
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We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.
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Check palladium levels.
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Blood toxicity, 24%.
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It appears that the continued use
of the Iron Man suit
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is accelerating your condition.
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00:18:51.014 --> 00:18:53.349
Another core has been depleted.
240
00:18:56.811 --> 00:18:58.396
God, they're running out quick.
241
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I have run simulations
on every known element,
242
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and none can serve
as a viable replacement
243
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for the palladium core.
244
00:19:07.613 --> 00:19:10.658
You are running out of both time
and options.
245
00:19:14.412 --> 00:19:17.081
Unfortunately, the device
that's keeping you alive
246
00:19:17.206 --> 00:19:19.000
is also killing you.
247
00:19:20.543 --> 00:19:21.919
Miss Potts is approaching.
248
00:19:22.045 --> 00:19:24.922
- I recommend that you inform her...
- Mute.
249
00:19:28.051 --> 00:19:29.594
Is this a joke?
250
00:19:31.012 --> 00:19:32.680
- What are you thinking?
- What?
251
00:19:32.805 --> 00:19:35.058
- What are you thinking?
- Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy.
252
00:19:35.183 --> 00:19:37.477
And you're angry about something.
253
00:19:37.602 --> 00:19:38.936
Do you have the sniffles?
I don't wanna get sick.
254
00:19:39.062 --> 00:19:40.438
- Did you just donate...
- Keep your business.
255
00:19:40.563 --> 00:19:44.067
...our entire modern art collection
to the...
256
00:19:44.192 --> 00:19:45.777
- Boy Scouts of America.
...Boy Scouts of America?
257
00:19:45.902 --> 00:19:47.654
Yes. It is a worthwhile organisation.
258
00:19:47.779 --> 00:19:51.115
I didn't physically check the crates
but, basically, yes.
259
00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:53.368
And it's not "our" collection,
it's my collection. No offence.
260
00:19:53.493 --> 00:19:55.495
No, you know what?
I think I'm actually entitled
261
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to say "our" collection
262
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considering the time that I put in,
over 10 years,
263
00:20:00.583 --> 00:20:02.377
- curating that.
- It was a tax write-off. I needed that.
264
00:20:02.502 --> 00:20:05.546
You know,
there's only about 8,011 things
265
00:20:05.672 --> 00:20:07.590
that I really need to talk to you about.
266
00:20:07.715 --> 00:20:09.133
Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out.
267
00:20:09.258 --> 00:20:10.677
The Bridgeport's
already machining that part.
268
00:20:10.802 --> 00:20:13.137
The Expo is a gigantic waste of time.
269
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I need you to wear a surgical mask
until you're feeling better.
270
00:20:15.598 --> 00:20:16.599
- Is that okay?
- That's rude.
271
00:20:16.724 --> 00:20:18.184
There's nothing more important to me
than the Expo.
272
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It's my primary point of concern.
273
00:20:19.727 --> 00:20:22.855
- I don't know why you're...
- The Expo is your ego gone crazy.
274
00:20:22.981 --> 00:20:24.691
Wow. Look at that.
275
00:20:25.984 --> 00:20:28.319
That's modern art. That's going up.
276
00:20:28.444 --> 00:20:31.155
- You've got to be kidding.
- I'm gonna put this up right now.
277
00:20:31.280 --> 00:20:33.449
- This is vital.
- Stark is in complete disarray.
278
00:20:33.574 --> 00:20:35.868
- You understand that?
- No. Our stocks have never been higher.
279
00:20:35.994 --> 00:20:38.287
- Yes, from a managerial standpoint.
- You are... Well, if it's messy,
280
00:20:38.413 --> 00:20:39.872
- then let's double back.
- Let me give you an example.
281
00:20:39.998 --> 00:20:41.541
- Let's move on to another subject.
- No, no, no, no.
282
00:20:41.666 --> 00:20:43.334
You are not taking down
the Barnett Newman
283
00:20:43.459 --> 00:20:44.919
- and hanging that up!
- I'm not taking it down.
284
00:20:45.044 --> 00:20:46.254
I'm just replacing it with this.
285
00:20:46.379 --> 00:20:47.714
- Let's see what I can get going here.
- Okay, fine.
286
00:20:47.839 --> 00:20:50.925
My point is,
we have already awarded contracts
287
00:20:51.050 --> 00:20:52.677
- to the wind farm people.
- Yeah. Don't say "wind farm."
288
00:20:52.802 --> 00:20:54.846
- I'm already feeling gassy.
- And to the plastic plantation tree,
289
00:20:54.971 --> 00:20:57.056
which was your idea, by the way.
Those people are on payroll...
290
00:20:57.181 --> 00:20:58.933
- Everything was my idea.
...and you won't make a decision.
291
00:20:59.058 --> 00:21:00.727
I don't care
about the liberal agenda any more.
292
00:21:00.852 --> 00:21:03.187
It's boring. Boring.
I'm giving you a boring alert.
293
00:21:03.313 --> 00:21:05.565
- You do it.
- I do what?
294
00:21:05.690 --> 00:21:07.608
Excellent idea. I just figured this out.
You run the company.
295
00:21:07.734 --> 00:21:10.486
- Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
- Pepper, I need you to run the company.
296
00:21:10.611 --> 00:21:11.988
- Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
- You will not
297
00:21:12.113 --> 00:21:13.740
- give me the information...
- I'm not asking you to try...
298
00:21:13.865 --> 00:21:14.949
...in order to...
- I'm asking you
299
00:21:15.074 --> 00:21:16.242
to physically do it. I need you to do it.
300
00:21:16.367 --> 00:21:18.077
- I am trying to do it.
- Pepper, you're not listening to me!
301
00:21:18.202 --> 00:21:20.079
- No, you are not listening to me.
- I'm trying to make you CEO.
302
00:21:20.204 --> 00:21:22.040
Why won't you let me?
303
00:21:22.623 --> 00:21:25.585
- Have you been drinking?
- Chlorophyll.
304
00:21:27.545 --> 00:21:31.758
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
chairman and CEO of Stark Industries,
305
00:21:31.883 --> 00:21:33.760
effective immediately.
306
00:21:35.970 --> 00:21:37.847
Yeah, done deal. Okay?
307
00:21:39.349 --> 00:21:41.893
I've actually given this
a fair amount of thought,
308
00:21:42.018 --> 00:21:45.897
believe it or not.
Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,
309
00:21:46.189 --> 00:21:49.859
trying to figure out
who a worthy successor would be.
310
00:21:49.984 --> 00:21:51.736
And then I realised
311
00:21:54.322 --> 00:21:56.824
it's you. It's always been you.
312
00:21:58.868 --> 00:21:59.952
I thought there'd be a legal issue,
313
00:22:00.078 --> 00:22:03.498
but actually I'm capable
of appointing my successor.
314
00:22:04.248 --> 00:22:06.209
My successor being you.
315
00:22:08.419 --> 00:22:10.046
Congratulations?
316
00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:13.383
- Take it, just take it.
- I don't know what to think.
317
00:22:13.508 --> 00:22:15.259
Don't think. Drink.
318
00:22:19.597 --> 00:22:21.099
There you go.
319
00:23:02.515 --> 00:23:05.727
The notary's here! Can you please
come sign the transfer paperwork?
320
00:23:06.019 --> 00:23:07.729
I'm on happy time.
321
00:23:13.985 --> 00:23:15.194
- Sorry.
- What the hell was that?
322
00:23:15.320 --> 00:23:17.697
It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.
323
00:23:17.822 --> 00:23:19.866
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.
324
00:23:19.991 --> 00:23:22.410
All right, put them up. Come on.
325
00:23:25.121 --> 00:23:29.959
I promise you this is the only time
I will ask you to sign over your company.
326
00:23:31.210 --> 00:23:33.546
I need you to initial each box.
327
00:23:34.172 --> 00:23:36.883
Lesson one. Never take your eye off...
328
00:23:39.218 --> 00:23:40.386
That's it. I'm done.
329
00:23:40.511 --> 00:23:42.889
- What's your name, lady?
- Rushman. Natalie Rushman.
330
00:23:43.014 --> 00:23:44.557
Front and centre. Come into the church.
331
00:23:44.682 --> 00:23:48.436
- No. You're seriously not gonna ask...
- lf it pleases the court, which it does.
332
00:23:48.561 --> 00:23:51.856
- It's no problem.
- I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.
333
00:24:05.453 --> 00:24:06.579
What?
334
00:24:10.375 --> 00:24:13.127
- Can you give her a lesson?
- No problem.
335
00:24:13.419 --> 00:24:15.380
- Pepper.
- What?
336
00:24:16.506 --> 00:24:18.716
- Who is she?
- She is from legal.
337
00:24:18.841 --> 00:24:22.887
And she is potentially a very expensive
sexual harassment lawsuit
338
00:24:23.012 --> 00:24:25.139
- if you keep ogling her like that.
- I need a new assistant, boss.
339
00:24:25.264 --> 00:24:28.017
Yes, and I've got
three excellent potential candidates.
340
00:24:28.184 --> 00:24:29.644
They're lined up and ready to meet you.
341
00:24:29.769 --> 00:24:32.605
I don't have time to meet.
I need someone now. I feel like it's her.
342
00:24:32.730 --> 00:24:33.773
No, it's not.
343
00:24:33.898 --> 00:24:35.650
- You ever boxed before?
- I have, yes.
344
00:24:35.775 --> 00:24:39.696
What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot
Camp? Crunch? Something like that?
345
00:24:39.821 --> 00:24:43.533
- How do I spell your name, Natalie?
- R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
346
00:24:43.658 --> 00:24:48.037
- What, are you gonna google her now?
- I thought I was ogling her.
347
00:24:48.162 --> 00:24:51.791
- Wow. Very, very impressive individual.
- You're so predictable, you know that?
348
00:24:51.916 --> 00:24:54.043
She's fluent in French, Italian,
Russian, Latin.
349
00:24:54.168 --> 00:24:56.004
- Who speaks Latin?
- No one speaks Latin.
350
00:24:56.129 --> 00:24:58.381
- No one speaks Latin?
- It's a dead language.
351
00:24:58.506 --> 00:25:00.258
You can read Latin
or you can write Latin,
352
00:25:00.383 --> 00:25:01.926
- but you can't speak Latin...
- Did you model in Tokyo?
353
00:25:02.051 --> 00:25:03.761
- 'Cause she modelled in Tokyo.
- Well...
354
00:25:03.886 --> 00:25:05.221
I need her.
She's got everything that I need.
355
00:25:05.346 --> 00:25:08.933
Rule number one,
never take your eye off your opponent.
356
00:25:10.184 --> 00:25:11.561
Oh, my God!
357
00:25:13.855 --> 00:25:16.566
- Happy!
- That's what I'm talking about.
358
00:25:16.691 --> 00:25:17.984
- I just slipped.
- You did?
359
00:25:18.109 --> 00:25:20.403
- Yeah.
- Looks like a TKO to me.
360
00:25:22.780 --> 00:25:24.949
Just... I need your impression.
361
00:25:25.074 --> 00:25:27.744
You have a quiet reserve.
I don't know, you have an old soul.
362
00:25:27.869 --> 00:25:30.330
- I meant your fingerprint.
- Right.
363
00:25:33.207 --> 00:25:36.711
- So, how are we doing?
- Great. Just wrapping up. Hey.
364
00:25:38.004 --> 00:25:41.174
- You're the boss.
- Will that be all, Mr Stark?
365
00:25:41.299 --> 00:25:43.217
- No.
- Yes, that will be all, Ms Rushman.
366
00:25:43.343 --> 00:25:45.136
Thank you very much.
367
00:25:48.181 --> 00:25:49.807
- I want one.
- No.
368
00:26:23.758 --> 00:26:26.094
You know, it's Europe.
Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,
369
00:26:26.219 --> 00:26:27.428
- just go with it.
- Go with it? Go with what?
370
00:26:27.553 --> 00:26:29.055
- Mr Stark?
- Hey.
371
00:26:29.180 --> 00:26:30.348
Hello. How was your flight?
372
00:26:30.473 --> 00:26:31.933
It was excellent.
Boy, it's nice to see you.
373
00:26:32.058 --> 00:26:36.187
We have one photographer
from the ACM, if you don't mind. Okay?
374
00:26:36.312 --> 00:26:38.356
- When did this happen?
- What? You made me do it.
375
00:26:38.481 --> 00:26:40.984
- I made you do what?
- You quit. Smile. Look right there.
376
00:26:41.109 --> 00:26:42.193
Stop acting constipated.
377
00:26:42.318 --> 00:26:43.736
- Don't flare your nostrils.
- You are so predictable.
378
00:26:43.861 --> 00:26:44.862
- That's the amazing thing.
- Right this way.
379
00:26:44.988 --> 00:26:46.656
- You look fantastic.
- Why, thank you very much.
380
00:26:46.781 --> 00:26:48.574
But that's unprofessional.
What's on the docket?
381
00:26:48.700 --> 00:26:50.576
You have a 9:30 dinner.
382
00:26:50.702 --> 00:26:52.412
- Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00.
- Absolutely.
383
00:26:52.537 --> 00:26:54.330
- Is this us?
- It can be.
384
00:26:54.455 --> 00:26:56.082
- Great. Make it us.
- Okay.
385
00:26:56.207 --> 00:26:58.626
- Mr Musk. How are you?
- Hi, Pepper.
386
00:26:58.751 --> 00:27:00.586
- Congratulations on the promotion.
- Thank you very much.
387
00:27:00.712 --> 00:27:02.922
Elon, how's it going?
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.
388
00:27:03.047 --> 00:27:05.008
Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea
for an electric jet.
389
00:27:05.133 --> 00:27:06.175
- You do?
- Yeah.
390
00:27:06.301 --> 00:27:08.303
Then we'll make it work.
391
00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:10.138
- You want a massage?
- Oh, God. No,
392
00:27:10.263 --> 00:27:11.681
- I don't want a massage.
- I'll have Natalie make an...
393
00:27:11.806 --> 00:27:13.182
- I don't want Natalie to do...
- Don't want you tense.
394
00:27:13.308 --> 00:27:14.434
By the way, I didn't mean
to spring this on you.
395
00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:15.643
Thank you very much.
396
00:27:15.768 --> 00:27:17.687
- Green is not your best colour.
- Oh, please.
397
00:27:17.812 --> 00:27:19.314
Anthony! Is that you?
398
00:27:19.439 --> 00:27:20.690
- My least favourite person on Earth.
- Hey, pal.
399
00:27:20.815 --> 00:27:22.066
- Justin Hammer.
- How you doing?
400
00:27:22.191 --> 00:27:24.944
You're not the only rich guy here
with a fancy car.
401
00:27:25.069 --> 00:27:27.447
You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair.
402
00:27:27.572 --> 00:27:28.656
- You guys know each other?
- Hi.
403
00:27:28.781 --> 00:27:29.991
- Yes.
- Yes.
404
00:27:30.116 --> 00:27:31.242
- Yes, roughly.
- We do.
405
00:27:31.367 --> 00:27:35.371
BTW, big story.
The new CEO of Stark Industries.
406
00:27:35.496 --> 00:27:36.748
- I know. I know.
- Congratulations.
407
00:27:36.873 --> 00:27:40.293
My editor will kill me if I don't grab
a quote for our Powerful Women issue.
408
00:27:40.418 --> 00:27:41.544
- Can I?
- Sure.
409
00:27:41.669 --> 00:27:44.130
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for Vanity Fair.
410
00:27:44.255 --> 00:27:46.132
I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
411
00:27:46.257 --> 00:27:47.300
- Right.
- Right?
412
00:27:47.425 --> 00:27:50.762
Well, she did quite a spread
on Tony last year.
413
00:27:50.887 --> 00:27:52.180
And she wrote a story as well.
414
00:27:52.305 --> 00:27:54.307
- It was very impressive.
- That was good.
415
00:27:54.432 --> 00:27:56.434
- Very well done.
- Thank you.
416
00:27:56.559 --> 00:27:57.977
- I'm gonna go wash.
- Don't leave me.
417
00:27:58.102 --> 00:27:59.520
- Hey, buddy. How you doing?
- I'm all right.
418
00:27:59.646 --> 00:28:00.897
- Looking gorgeous.
- Please, this is tough.
419
00:28:01.022 --> 00:28:03.608
- Can I ask you... Is this the first time...
- Fromage.
420
00:28:03.733 --> 00:28:05.193
- Say, "Brie."
...that you guys have seen each other?
421
00:28:05.318 --> 00:28:07.528
God, that's so awful.
422
00:28:07.654 --> 00:28:09.989
Listen, is it the first time you've seen
each other since the Senate?
423
00:28:10.114 --> 00:28:11.741
Since he got his contract revoked...
424
00:28:11.866 --> 00:28:14.035
- Actually, it's on hold.
...when you were attempting to...
425
00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:16.120
That's not what I heard.
What's the difference between "hold"
426
00:28:16.245 --> 00:28:18.039
- and "cancelled"? The truth?
- Yes, what is?
427
00:28:18.164 --> 00:28:20.500
No. The truth is...
Why don't we put that away?
428
00:28:20.625 --> 00:28:24.587
The truth is, I'm actually hoping
to present something at your Expo.
429
00:28:24.712 --> 00:28:27.048
Well, if you invent something
that works,
430
00:28:27.173 --> 00:28:28.549
I'll make sure I get you a slot.
431
00:28:28.675 --> 00:28:30.843
- Mr Stark, your corner table is ready.
- Yes?
432
00:28:30.969 --> 00:28:33.137
I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do.
433
00:28:33.262 --> 00:28:36.391
- Hammer needs a slot, Christine.
- We kid, yeah.
434
00:28:37.308 --> 00:28:38.434
We kid. We're kidders.
435
00:29:00.832 --> 00:29:02.834
Got any other bad ideas?
436
00:29:07.088 --> 00:29:08.214
Tony!
437
00:29:12.093 --> 00:29:16.347
Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark.
Tony loves me. We're not competitors.
438
00:29:16.472 --> 00:29:18.891
Him being out of the picture
created tremendous opportunities
439
00:29:19.017 --> 00:29:21.477
for Hammer Industries, you know?
440
00:29:21.602 --> 00:29:24.897
- Everything that Tony and I do...
- Well, what's the use of having...
441
00:29:25.023 --> 00:29:27.859
...is a healthy...
- ... and owning a race car...
442
00:29:27.984 --> 00:29:30.903
...competition.
- ... if you don't drive it?
443
00:29:31.988 --> 00:29:33.489
Is he driving?
444
00:29:40.788 --> 00:29:42.457
Natalie. Natalie!
445
00:29:43.416 --> 00:29:44.584
- Yes, Miss Potts?
- Did you know about this?
446
00:29:44.709 --> 00:29:46.878
This is the first that I have known of it.
447
00:29:47.587 --> 00:29:48.713
This... This cannot happen.
448
00:29:48.838 --> 00:29:50.465
Absolutely. I understand.
How can I help you?
449
00:29:50.590 --> 00:29:51.799
- Where's Happy?
- He's waiting outside.
450
00:29:51.924 --> 00:29:53.760
- Okay, get him. I need Happy.
- Right away.
451
00:29:54.552 --> 00:29:56.638
Tony's... You know, he...
452
00:29:56.763 --> 00:29:58.598
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?
453
00:29:58.723 --> 00:29:59.766
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,
454
00:29:59.891 --> 00:30:02.810
- can you excuse me just one second?
- Just read me what you wrote.
455
00:30:02.935 --> 00:30:04.103
- I will. I will, after.
- Just read it back to me.
456
00:30:04.228 --> 00:30:05.438
But I have to make one quick phone call.
457
00:30:05.563 --> 00:30:06.606
- Where are you going?
- This is great.
458
00:30:06.731 --> 00:30:08.066
- I've got some caviar coming.
- This is great stuff.
459
00:30:08.191 --> 00:30:09.651
- I'll be right back.
- Look!
460
00:30:09.776 --> 00:30:11.235
That's Stark.
461
00:32:09.270 --> 00:32:10.480
Go, go!
462
00:32:14.108 --> 00:32:15.360
Hang on.
463
00:33:24.345 --> 00:33:26.139
- Give me the case.
- Here. Take it.
464
00:33:26.264 --> 00:33:27.807
- Where's the key?
- It's in my pocket.
465
00:33:27.932 --> 00:33:29.058
Car!
466
00:34:32.747 --> 00:34:34.123
Oh, my God!
467
00:34:40.755 --> 00:34:43.257
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
468
00:34:44.133 --> 00:34:46.260
- Were you heading for me or him?
- I was trying to scare him.
469
00:34:46.386 --> 00:34:48.346
- 'Cause I can't tell!
- Are you out of your mind?
470
00:34:48.471 --> 00:34:50.390
- Better security.
- Get in the car right now!
471
00:34:50.515 --> 00:34:52.225
I was attacked! We need better security.
472
00:34:52.350 --> 00:34:54.560
- Get in the car!
- You're CEO. Better security measures.
473
00:34:54.686 --> 00:34:56.396
God, it's embarrassing.
474
00:34:57.271 --> 00:34:59.482
First vacation in two years.
475
00:35:04.195 --> 00:35:05.571
Oh, my God!
476
00:35:06.698 --> 00:35:08.908
- I got him!
- Hit him again. Hit him again.
477
00:35:09.033 --> 00:35:10.868
Football.
478
00:35:13.371 --> 00:35:15.373
- I got him!
- Take the case! Take it!
479
00:35:15.498 --> 00:35:17.125
- Take the case!
- Give him the case!
480
00:35:17.250 --> 00:35:19.043
Stop banging the car!
481
00:35:22.213 --> 00:35:23.548
Calm down.
482
00:35:24.507 --> 00:35:26.467
God! God!
483
00:35:29.095 --> 00:35:31.806
Give me the case! Please! Come on!
484
00:37:04.232 --> 00:37:05.858
You... You lose.
485
00:37:12.240 --> 00:37:14.826
You lose. You lose, Stark.
486
00:38:08.421 --> 00:38:12.050
Pretty decent tech.
Cycles per second were a little low.
487
00:38:17.847 --> 00:38:20.725
You could have doubled up
your rotations.
488
00:38:23.478 --> 00:38:26.189
You focused the repulsor energy
through ionised plasma channels.
489
00:38:26.314 --> 00:38:29.192
It's effective. Not very efficient.
490
00:38:30.276 --> 00:38:32.570
But it's a passable knock-off.
491
00:38:33.529 --> 00:38:34.781
I don't get it. A little fine tuning,
492
00:38:34.906 --> 00:38:36.658
you could have made a solid paycheck.
493
00:38:36.783 --> 00:38:40.912
You could have sold it
to North Korea, China, Iran,
494
00:38:41.037 --> 00:38:43.623
or gone right to the black market.
495
00:38:43.748 --> 00:38:46.668
You look like you got friends
in low places.
496
00:38:46.793 --> 00:38:52.298
You come from a family
of thieves and butchers.
497
00:38:53.716 --> 00:38:55.969
And now, like all guilty men,
498
00:38:56.928 --> 00:38:59.514
you try to rewrite your own history.
499
00:39:00.223 --> 00:39:05.186
And you forget all the lives
the Stark family has destroyed.
500
00:39:06.396 --> 00:39:09.607
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?
501
00:39:09.732 --> 00:39:12.610
My father. Anton Vanko.
502
00:39:13.861 --> 00:39:15.989
Well, I never heard of him.
503
00:39:17.115 --> 00:39:19.784
My father is the reason you're alive.
504
00:39:20.076 --> 00:39:22.036
The reason I'm alive
is 'cause you had a shot, you took it,
505
00:39:22.161 --> 00:39:23.663
you missed.
506
00:39:23.788 --> 00:39:24.956
Did I?
507
00:39:27.875 --> 00:39:29.961
If you can make God bleed,
508
00:39:31.004 --> 00:39:33.840
the people will cease to believe in him.
509
00:39:35.216 --> 00:39:39.512
And there will be blood in the water.
And the sharks will come.
510
00:39:41.556 --> 00:39:45.935
The truth,
all I have to do is sit here and watch
511
00:39:46.060 --> 00:39:48.521
as the world will consume you.
512
00:39:48.646 --> 00:39:50.690
Where will you be watching
the world consume me from?
513
00:39:50.815 --> 00:39:54.694
That's right. A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.
514
00:39:54.819 --> 00:39:57.071
Hey, Tony. Before you go,
515
00:39:57.196 --> 00:40:00.533
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.
516
00:40:18.009 --> 00:40:21.429
It's just unbelievable. It proves
that the genie is out of the bottle
517
00:40:21.554 --> 00:40:23.973
and this man has no idea
what he's doing.
518
00:40:24.098 --> 00:40:27.810
He thinks of the Iron Man weapon
as a toy.
519
00:40:27.935 --> 00:40:32.732
I was at a hearing
where Mr Stark, in fact, was adamant
520
00:40:32.857 --> 00:40:36.444
that these suits
can't exist anywhere else,
521
00:40:36.569 --> 00:40:39.072
don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else,
522
00:40:39.197 --> 00:40:40.490
at least for five to 10 years,
523
00:40:40.615 --> 00:40:45.203
and here we are in Monaco realising,
"These suits exist now."
524
00:40:45.328 --> 00:40:46.454
Mute.
525
00:40:48.790 --> 00:40:52.043
He should be giving me a medal.
That's the truth.
526
00:40:55.630 --> 00:40:59.384
- What is that?
- This is your in-flight meal.
527
00:41:02.428 --> 00:41:04.555
Did you just make that?
528
00:41:04.681 --> 00:41:08.059
Yeah. Where do you think I've been
for three hours?
529
00:41:09.102 --> 00:41:10.228
Tony,
530
00:41:12.438 --> 00:41:14.649
what are you not telling me?
531
00:41:18.611 --> 00:41:21.572
I don't want to go home. At all.
532
00:41:23.866 --> 00:41:26.536
Let's cancel my birthday party and...
533
00:41:26.661 --> 00:41:29.205
We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.
534
00:41:29.330 --> 00:41:30.498
- Remember?
- Oh, yes.
535
00:41:30.623 --> 00:41:32.458
It's a great place to
536
00:41:35.003 --> 00:41:38.089
- be healthy.
- I don't think this is the right time.
537
00:41:38.214 --> 00:41:40.425
We're in kind of a mess.
538
00:41:40.550 --> 00:41:42.135
Yeah, but maybe that's why
it's the best time.
539
00:41:42.260 --> 00:41:44.262
- 'Cause then we...
- Well, I think as the CEO,
540
00:41:44.387 --> 00:41:45.471
I need to show up.
541
00:41:45.596 --> 00:41:49.851
As CEO, you are entitled to a leave.
542
00:41:49.976 --> 00:41:51.269
- A leave?
- A company retreat.
543
00:41:51.394 --> 00:41:53.896
- A retreat? During a time like this?
- Just a ride.
544
00:41:54.022 --> 00:41:57.567
Well, I'm just saying, to recharge
our batteries and figure it all out.
545
00:41:57.692 --> 00:42:00.403
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.
546
00:44:12.410 --> 00:44:14.495
Hey, there he is.
547
00:44:15.246 --> 00:44:16.664
There he is.
548
00:44:18.625 --> 00:44:21.753
What an absolute pleasure. Welcome.
549
00:44:22.879 --> 00:44:23.880
Oh, goodness gracious.
550
00:44:24.005 --> 00:44:27.508
Can we get the handcuffs
off my friend here?
551
00:44:27.634 --> 00:44:31.095
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
552
00:44:31.220 --> 00:44:34.974
I didn't want to make
a first impression like this.
553
00:44:35.099 --> 00:44:37.310
He's not an animal. Come on.
554
00:44:38.269 --> 00:44:40.897
He's a human being. Thank you.
555
00:44:45.985 --> 00:44:47.362
We're fine.
556
00:44:49.030 --> 00:44:50.698
My name is Justin Hammer.
557
00:44:50.823 --> 00:44:54.118
I'd like to do some business with you.
Please sit.
558
00:44:57.872 --> 00:45:00.333
Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?
559
00:45:00.458 --> 00:45:03.753
- We have some salmon carpaccio.
- Salmon carpaccio.
560
00:45:05.254 --> 00:45:07.048
Anything you want here, we got it.
561
00:45:07.173 --> 00:45:11.219
I like my dessert first.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.
562
00:45:11.344 --> 00:45:13.179
It's Italian, though.
563
00:45:13.304 --> 00:45:15.056
Organic ice cream.
564
00:45:15.181 --> 00:45:19.060
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark.
565
00:45:21.020 --> 00:45:23.773
What I saw you do to Tony Stark
on that track,
566
00:45:23.898 --> 00:45:27.527
how you stepped up to him
in front of God and everybody,
567
00:45:27.652 --> 00:45:29.737
that was... Wow!
568
00:45:29.862 --> 00:45:31.364
You spoke to me with what you did.
569
00:45:31.489 --> 00:45:34.075
And I know that you knew
that I'd be listening.
570
00:45:34.200 --> 00:45:35.702
This is why I couldn't bear
to have you shipped off
571
00:45:35.827 --> 00:45:38.579
to God knows where. It would have been
such a waste of talent.
572
00:45:38.705 --> 00:45:39.998
But if I might make a suggestion,
573
00:45:40.123 --> 00:45:42.792
you know,
you don't just go and try and kill the guy.
574
00:45:42.917 --> 00:45:47.130
I think, if I may, you go after his legacy.
575
00:45:47.255 --> 00:45:49.299
That's what you kill.
576
00:45:49.424 --> 00:45:52.385
You and me,
we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.
577
00:45:52.510 --> 00:45:57.098
The only difference between you and I
is that I have resources.
578
00:45:57.974 --> 00:46:00.351
I think, if I may,
579
00:46:00.476 --> 00:46:02.770
you need my resources.
580
00:46:02.895 --> 00:46:05.440
Someone behind you, a benefactor.
581
00:46:05.565 --> 00:46:07.567
I'd like to be that guy.
582
00:46:19.537 --> 00:46:23.791
Okay. Do you speak English?
Because I can get a translator.
583
00:46:23.916 --> 00:46:26.711
I don't know. Have you been
understanding everything I'm saying?
584
00:46:26.836 --> 00:46:28.212
Very good, man.
585
00:46:28.338 --> 00:46:31.466
- Very good, man.
- Very good, man.
586
00:46:31.591 --> 00:46:32.675
Hey!
587
00:46:34.260 --> 00:46:36.387
- Hey.
- Yes?
588
00:46:36.512 --> 00:46:38.056
I want my bird.
589
00:46:40.099 --> 00:46:43.728
- A bird? You want a bird?
- I want my bird.
590
00:46:43.853 --> 00:46:45.480
I can get you a bird.
I can get you 10 birds.
591
00:46:45.605 --> 00:46:47.106
I want my bird.
592
00:46:47.231 --> 00:46:49.734
Well, okay.
Nothing's impossible. I could...
593
00:46:49.859 --> 00:46:53.488
Are we talking about...
Is this a bird back in Russia?
594
00:46:53.613 --> 00:46:56.616
Yes, but the fundamentals
of the company are still very, very strong
595
00:46:56.741 --> 00:46:58.618
- despite the events in Monaco.
- Yes, of course.
596
00:46:58.743 --> 00:47:02.163
- The AP wants a quote.
- Don't tell him. Fax them...
597
00:47:02.288 --> 00:47:03.748
Where is he?
598
00:47:03.873 --> 00:47:05.625
- He doesn't want to be disturbed.
- He's downstairs.
599
00:47:05.750 --> 00:47:07.168
- ... what happened in Monaco?
- Yes, but...
600
00:47:07.293 --> 00:47:09.754
But his continuing erratic behaviour
601
00:47:09.879 --> 00:47:11.965
may lead many people
to ask themselves,
602
00:47:12.090 --> 00:47:13.883
"Can this man still protect us?"
603
00:47:14.008 --> 00:47:17.261
Iron Man never stopped protecting us.
The events in Monaco proved that.
604
00:47:18.596 --> 00:47:22.934
Query complete, sir.
Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist
605
00:47:23.059 --> 00:47:26.020
who defected to the United States
in 1963.
606
00:47:26.145 --> 00:47:30.274
However, he was accused of espionage
and was deported in 1967.
607
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:32.735
His son, lvan, who is also a physicist,
608
00:47:32.860 --> 00:47:37.573
was convicted of selling Soviet-era
weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan,
609
00:47:37.699 --> 00:47:40.159
and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison.
610
00:47:40.285 --> 00:47:42.328
No further records exist.
611
00:47:46.958 --> 00:47:48.543
Tony, you gotta get upstairs
612
00:47:48.668 --> 00:47:50.878
and get on top
of this situation right now.
613
00:47:51.004 --> 00:47:55.216
Listen. I've been on the phone
with the National Guard all day,
614
00:47:55.341 --> 00:47:58.136
trying to talk them out
of rolling tanks up the PCH,
615
00:47:58.261 --> 00:48:01.097
knocking down your front door
and taking these.
616
00:48:01.222 --> 00:48:03.224
They're gonna take your suits,
Tony, okay?
617
00:48:03.349 --> 00:48:05.226
They're sick of the games.
618
00:48:05.351 --> 00:48:08.521
You said nobody else would possess
this technology for 20 years.
619
00:48:08.646 --> 00:48:11.816
Well, guess what?
Somebody else had it yesterday.
620
00:48:11.941 --> 00:48:14.235
It's not theoretical any more.
621
00:48:15.486 --> 00:48:17.488
Are you listening to me?
622
00:48:19.657 --> 00:48:22.744
- Are you okay?
- Let's go.
623
00:48:25.663 --> 00:48:28.166
Hey, man. Hey, hey!
624
00:48:30.543 --> 00:48:33.880
- You all right?
- Yeah, I should get to my desk.
625
00:48:34.005 --> 00:48:36.090
- See that cigar box?
- Yeah.
626
00:48:36.507 --> 00:48:38.051
It's palladium.
627
00:48:45.141 --> 00:48:46.559
Is that supposed to be smoking?
628
00:48:46.684 --> 00:48:50.897
If you must know, it's neutron damage.
It's from the reactor wall.
629
00:48:54.692 --> 00:48:56.778
You had this in your body?
630
00:49:01.658 --> 00:49:05.453
And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?
631
00:49:05.578 --> 00:49:06.913
Road rash.
632
00:49:10.375 --> 00:49:11.709
Thank you.
633
00:49:23.179 --> 00:49:26.641
- What are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you.
634
00:49:26.766 --> 00:49:29.769
You wanna do
this whole lone gunslinger act
635
00:49:29.894 --> 00:49:31.896
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.
636
00:49:32.021 --> 00:49:34.190
You know, I wish I could believe that.
I really do.
637
00:49:34.315 --> 00:49:36.526
But you've gotta trust me.
638
00:49:36.651 --> 00:49:40.405
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.
639
00:49:49.205 --> 00:49:51.457
This is where we do it.
This is my humble abode.
640
00:49:51.582 --> 00:49:55.003
You can work in absolute peace.
Must be fun to be dead, right?
641
00:49:55.128 --> 00:49:56.504
No pressure.
642
00:49:56.629 --> 00:49:59.590
Here they are. I'm very excited.
They're combat-ready.
643
00:49:59.716 --> 00:50:01.134
I may have done a few miscalculations
644
00:50:01.259 --> 00:50:03.219
and rushed the prototype
into production.
645
00:50:03.344 --> 00:50:05.179
Sue me, I'm enthusiastic.
646
00:50:05.305 --> 00:50:07.557
Go ahead, take a look around.
647
00:50:12.395 --> 00:50:14.272
You don't wanna do that.
648
00:50:14.397 --> 00:50:15.982
You'll be able to access that
649
00:50:16.107 --> 00:50:17.984
as soon as we generate
some encrypted pass codes.
650
00:50:18.109 --> 00:50:20.153
Can we generate
some encrypted pass codes?
651
00:50:20.278 --> 00:50:23.364
Get some of those
encrypted pass codes, Jack.
652
00:50:24.574 --> 00:50:26.200
Never mind, I...
653
00:50:27.493 --> 00:50:30.747
Wow. Okay. Good stuff.
654
00:50:33.249 --> 00:50:35.543
- Sorry?
- Software shit.
655
00:50:37.837 --> 00:50:39.047
Well...
656
00:50:40.548 --> 00:50:41.966
You're good.
657
00:50:42.258 --> 00:50:45.386
You really blasted in
past the firewall there.
658
00:50:46.679 --> 00:50:49.515
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.
659
00:50:49.641 --> 00:50:51.517
Go ahead, take a look.
660
00:50:52.477 --> 00:50:55.063
Get a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?
661
00:50:55.188 --> 00:50:57.148
You know,
those are really just for show and tell.
662
00:50:57.273 --> 00:51:02.236
They're $125.7 million a pop, so...
Wait! Oh, gosh.
663
00:51:04.364 --> 00:51:07.200
Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here.
664
00:51:08.117 --> 00:51:10.662
That's where the pilot goes.
665
00:51:10.787 --> 00:51:14.791
I'm having a tough time
finding volunteers.
666
00:51:14.916 --> 00:51:18.044
I'll take care of that, just leave it.
667
00:51:18.169 --> 00:51:19.629
What you want them do?
668
00:51:19.754 --> 00:51:24.926
Well, long term, I want them to put me
in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.
669
00:51:25.051 --> 00:51:27.053
I want to make Iron Man
look like an antique.
670
00:51:27.178 --> 00:51:28.262
I wanna go to that Stark Expo,
671
00:51:28.388 --> 00:51:30.264
I wanna take a dump
in Tony's front yard.
672
00:51:30.390 --> 00:51:31.766
You know what I'm talking about?
673
00:51:31.891 --> 00:51:34.018
- I can do that. No problem.
- Yeah?
674
00:51:34.143 --> 00:51:36.270
Hey, fabulous! I love it.
675
00:51:36.396 --> 00:51:39.107
Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.
676
00:51:48.658 --> 00:51:51.077
Do you know which watch
you'd like to wear tonight, Mr Stark?
677
00:51:51.411 --> 00:51:53.371
I'll give them a look.
678
00:51:56.332 --> 00:51:57.750
I should cancel the party.
679
00:51:58.876 --> 00:52:00.086
- Probably.
- Yeah.
680
00:52:00.211 --> 00:52:02.797
- 'Cause it's...
- Ill-timed.
681
00:52:02.922 --> 00:52:04.382
Right, sends the wrong message.
682
00:52:04.507 --> 00:52:05.967
Inappropriate.
683
00:52:11.848 --> 00:52:14.100
Is that dirty enough for you?
684
00:52:15.101 --> 00:52:18.855
Gold face, brown band.
The Jaeger. I'll give that a look.
685
00:52:19.397 --> 00:52:20.815
Bring them over here.
686
00:52:24.110 --> 00:52:26.237
I'll take that. Why don't you...
687
00:52:38.374 --> 00:52:40.668
I gotta say it.
It's hard to get a read on you.
688
00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:43.129
- Where are you from?
- Legal.
689
00:52:45.882 --> 00:52:47.967
Can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?
690
00:52:48.092 --> 00:52:49.344
Bit odd.
691
00:52:49.677 --> 00:52:53.014
If this was your last birthday party
you were ever gonna have,
692
00:52:53.139 --> 00:52:54.682
how would you celebrate it?
693
00:52:57.393 --> 00:53:01.522
I'd do whatever I wanted to do
with whoever I wanted to do it with.
694
00:53:32.178 --> 00:53:34.347
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
695
00:53:35.306 --> 00:53:37.225
Yes, sir, I understand.
696
00:53:37.850 --> 00:53:41.562
No. No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.
697
00:53:41.688 --> 00:53:43.982
Sir, I personally guarantee
that within 24 hours,
698
00:53:44.107 --> 00:53:45.900
Iron Man will be back on watch.
699
00:53:53.241 --> 00:53:54.659
Hey, Pepper.
700
00:53:55.034 --> 00:53:57.120
I'm going to go get some air.
701
00:53:57.245 --> 00:53:58.579
What's wrong?
702
00:53:59.414 --> 00:54:01.666
- I don't know what to do.
- You gotta be kidding me.
703
00:54:07.922 --> 00:54:10.508
- That's it. I'm making... Pepper.
- No, no, no. Don't call anyone.
704
00:54:10.633 --> 00:54:12.510
This is ridiculous.
I just stuck my neck out for this guy.
705
00:54:12.635 --> 00:54:13.845
I know. I know. I get it.
706
00:54:13.970 --> 00:54:15.179
I'm gonna handle it, okay?
Just let me handle it.
707
00:54:15.305 --> 00:54:18.182
Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.
708
00:54:19.434 --> 00:54:21.060
You know, the question
I get asked most often is,
709
00:54:21.185 --> 00:54:23.646
"Tony, how do you go to the bathroom
in the suit?"
710
00:54:27.066 --> 00:54:28.484
Just like that.
711
00:54:32.155 --> 00:54:35.033
Does this guy know
how to throw a party or what?
712
00:54:38.786 --> 00:54:39.787
I love you.
713
00:54:39.912 --> 00:54:42.540
Unbelievable! Thank you so much.
714
00:54:42.665 --> 00:54:46.586
Tony, we all thank you so much
for such a wonderful night.
715
00:54:46.711 --> 00:54:50.673
And we're gonna say good night now,
and thank you all for coming.
716
00:54:50.798 --> 00:54:51.966
No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait.
717
00:54:52.091 --> 00:54:53.843
We didn't have the cake.
We didn't blow out the candles.
718
00:54:53.968 --> 00:54:56.721
You're out of control, okay?
Trust me on this one, okay?
719
00:54:56.846 --> 00:54:59.140
- You're out of control, gorgeous.
- It's time to go to bed. It's time.
720
00:54:59.265 --> 00:55:00.350
- Give me another smooch.
- You're not going to be
721
00:55:00.475 --> 00:55:01.643
- happy about this.
- Come on, you know you want to.
722
00:55:01.768 --> 00:55:03.102
You just peed the suit.
723
00:55:03.227 --> 00:55:04.646
- I know. It has a filtration system.
- It's not sexy.
724
00:55:04.771 --> 00:55:06.147
You could drink that water.
725
00:55:06.648 --> 00:55:09.817
Just send everybody home, okay?
It's time to...
726
00:55:09.942 --> 00:55:11.653
- lf you say so.
- Okay.
727
00:55:11.778 --> 00:55:13.905
I'll take this, you take that.
728
00:55:15.365 --> 00:55:16.950
Pepper Potts.
729
00:55:18.284 --> 00:55:19.786
She's right. The party's over.
730
00:55:19.911 --> 00:55:22.830
Then again, the party was over for me,
like, an hour and a half ago.
731
00:55:22.956 --> 00:55:26.417
The after-party starts in 15 minutes.
732
00:55:30.046 --> 00:55:34.175
And if anybody, Pepper,
doesn't like it, there's the door.
733
00:55:40.682 --> 00:55:42.016
Yeah!
734
00:55:46.437 --> 00:55:47.647
Hit!
735
00:55:54.862 --> 00:55:56.030
Pull!
736
00:56:05.331 --> 00:56:06.499
Pull!
737
00:56:15.508 --> 00:56:17.677
I think she wants the Gallagher!
738
00:56:27.061 --> 00:56:28.938
I'm only gonna say this once.
739
00:56:32.483 --> 00:56:33.776
Get out.
740
00:56:40.325 --> 00:56:43.369
You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!
741
00:56:45.038 --> 00:56:46.164
Goldstein.
742
00:56:47.457 --> 00:56:48.625
Yes, Mr Stark?
743
00:56:48.750 --> 00:56:51.961
Give me a phat beat
to beat my buddy's ass to.
744
00:56:55.798 --> 00:56:57.759
I told you to shut it down.
745
00:57:08.311 --> 00:57:11.856
Now, put that thing back where
you found it before someone gets hurt.
746
00:57:18.613 --> 00:57:19.864
Really?
747
00:57:27.664 --> 00:57:31.209
Sorry, pal,
but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
748
00:57:31.834 --> 00:57:34.045
Sidekick this!
749
00:57:42.595 --> 00:57:44.055
Had enough?
750
00:57:45.014 --> 00:57:46.432
- Natalie!
- Miss Potts.
751
00:57:46.557 --> 00:57:48.643
Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you.
752
00:57:48.768 --> 00:57:50.770
You know what?
Ever since you came here...
753
00:57:54.524 --> 00:57:55.525
Pepper!
754
00:57:57.110 --> 00:57:58.403
Get out of here. Get out of here.
755
00:58:04.701 --> 00:58:07.412
You want it? Take it!
756
00:58:48.703 --> 00:58:49.871
Put your hand down.
757
00:58:49.996 --> 00:58:52.165
You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?
758
00:58:52.290 --> 00:58:53.708
We don't have to do this, Tony.
759
00:58:53.833 --> 00:58:55.501
You wanna be the War Machine,
take your shot.
760
00:58:55.627 --> 00:58:57.420
- Put it down!
- You gonna take a shot?
761
00:58:57.545 --> 00:58:58.755
- Put it down!
- No!
762
00:58:58.880 --> 00:59:00.298
- Drop it, Tony!
- Take it.
763
01:00:11.452 --> 01:00:13.746
Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant
Colonel James Rhodes,
764
01:00:13.871 --> 01:00:17.041
inbound from three miles east
at 5,000 feet...
765
01:01:01.502 --> 01:01:02.795
Colonel.
766
01:01:03.796 --> 01:01:05.006
Major.
767
01:01:05.798 --> 01:01:06.883
Wow.
768
01:01:08.134 --> 01:01:09.385
Yeah.
769
01:01:11.262 --> 01:01:13.139
Let's take it inside.
770
01:01:13.264 --> 01:01:14.724
Clear the area.
771
01:01:37.497 --> 01:01:38.665
Sir!
772
01:01:38.790 --> 01:01:41.209
I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the doughnut.
773
01:01:45.296 --> 01:01:47.423
I told you I don't wanna join
your super-secret boy band.
774
01:01:48.341 --> 01:01:51.970
No, no, no. See, I remember,
you do everything yourself.
775
01:01:52.095 --> 01:01:55.264
- How's that working out for you?
- It's... It's... It's...
776
01:01:56.808 --> 01:01:58.101
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.
777
01:01:58.226 --> 01:01:59.978
Do I look at the patch or the eye?
778
01:02:01.145 --> 01:02:02.188
Honestly, I'm a bit hung over.
779
01:02:02.313 --> 01:02:04.607
I'm not sure if you're real
or if I'm having...
780
01:02:04.732 --> 01:02:06.776
I am very real.
781
01:02:06.901 --> 01:02:08.861
I'm the realest person
you're ever gonna meet.
782
01:02:09.404 --> 01:02:12.615
- Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
- That's not looking so good.
783
01:02:13.408 --> 01:02:15.368
I've been worse.
784
01:02:17.078 --> 01:02:18.079
We've secured the perimeter,
785
01:02:18.204 --> 01:02:21.040
but I don't think we should
hold it for too much longer.
786
01:02:24.669 --> 01:02:27.463
- You're fired.
- That's not up to you.
787
01:02:28.214 --> 01:02:31.384
Tony, I want you to meet
Agent Romanoff.
788
01:02:31.509 --> 01:02:32.593
- Hi.
- I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.
789
01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:35.305
Once we knew you were ill,
I was tasked to you by Director Fury.
790
01:02:35.430 --> 01:02:37.223
I suggest you apologise.
791
01:02:37.348 --> 01:02:38.850
You've been very busy.
792
01:02:38.975 --> 01:02:42.186
You made your girl your CEO,
you're giving away all your stuff.
793
01:02:42.312 --> 01:02:45.273
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.
794
01:02:45.398 --> 01:02:46.733
Now, if I didn't know better...
795
01:02:46.858 --> 01:02:48.818
You don't know better.
I didn't give it to him. He took it.
796
01:02:48.943 --> 01:02:51.571
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it?
797
01:02:51.696 --> 01:02:54.866
You're Iron Man and he just took it?
798
01:02:54.991 --> 01:02:57.744
The little brother walked in there,
kicked your ass and took your suit?
799
01:02:57.869 --> 01:02:59.037
Is that possible?
800
01:02:59.162 --> 01:03:01.748
Well, according to Mr Stark's
database security guidelines,
801
01:03:01.873 --> 01:03:04.834
there are redundancies
to prevent unauthorised usage.
802
01:03:07.670 --> 01:03:10.256
- What do you want from me?
- What do we want from you?
803
01:03:10.381 --> 01:03:12.216
What do you want from me?
804
01:03:12.342 --> 01:03:15.970
You have become a problem,
a problem I have to deal with.
805
01:03:16.095 --> 01:03:19.307
Contrary to your belief,
you are not the centre of my universe.
806
01:03:19.432 --> 01:03:22.435
I have bigger problems than you
in the southwest region to deal with.
807
01:03:22.560 --> 01:03:23.561
Hit him.
808
01:03:24.812 --> 01:03:28.107
Oh, God, are you gonna
steal my kidney and sell it?
809
01:03:28.608 --> 01:03:31.486
Could you please not do anything awful
for five seconds?
810
01:03:32.111 --> 01:03:35.698
- What did she just do to me?
- What did we just do for you?
811
01:03:35.823 --> 01:03:38.201
That's lithium dioxide.
It's gonna take the edge off.
812
01:03:38.326 --> 01:03:40.161
We're trying to get you back to work.
813
01:03:40.286 --> 01:03:42.330
Give me a couple of boxes of that.
I'll be right as rain.
814
01:03:42.455 --> 01:03:44.332
It's not a cure,
it just abates the symptoms.
815
01:03:44.457 --> 01:03:46.918
Doesn't look like it's gonna be
an easy fix.
816
01:03:47.043 --> 01:03:49.212
Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff.
817
01:03:49.337 --> 01:03:51.673
I've been looking for a suitable
replacement for palladium.
818
01:03:51.798 --> 01:03:56.177
I've tried every combination, every
permutation of every known element.
819
01:03:56.302 --> 01:03:59.347
Well, I'm here to tell you,
you haven't tried them all.
820
01:04:00.848 --> 01:04:03.935
Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.
821
01:04:04.060 --> 01:04:05.561
Candygram.
822
01:04:09.816 --> 01:04:11.234
I brought you something.
823
01:04:11.859 --> 01:04:13.569
Oh, yeah.
824
01:04:16.155 --> 01:04:17.949
We got you the bird, pal.
825
01:04:18.074 --> 01:04:19.367
This is not my bird.
826
01:04:19.826 --> 01:04:21.869
What do you mean?
That's the bird. This is the bird.
827
01:04:21.995 --> 01:04:24.747
Yeah. Pulled a lot of strings
to get this bird.
828
01:04:24.872 --> 01:04:26.124
This is a great bird.
829
01:04:26.249 --> 01:04:28.835
- It's a beautiful bird.
- We got this all the way from Russia.
830
01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:31.379
Hey, man, this not my bird.
831
01:04:33.756 --> 01:04:37.635
Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.
832
01:04:37.760 --> 01:04:40.513
I mean, you know, look,
don't get so attached to things.
833
01:04:40.638 --> 01:04:42.307
Learn to let go.
834
01:04:45.101 --> 01:04:47.562
Wait a minute. Jack, what is that?
835
01:04:48.146 --> 01:04:51.232
Is that... That's not a helmet.
What is that?
836
01:04:59.782 --> 01:05:03.286
lvan... What's this? Jack.
837
01:05:04.287 --> 01:05:06.289
Is that a helmet?
It doesn't look like a helmet to me.
838
01:05:06.414 --> 01:05:08.958
How... How are you supposed
to get a head in there?
839
01:05:09.083 --> 01:05:10.877
- Jack, could you put your head in there?
- No.
840
01:05:11.002 --> 01:05:14.172
Try to put your head in there.
Go ahead. Try to put your head in there.
841
01:05:14.297 --> 01:05:16.924
See, lvan?
He can't put his head in there.
842
01:05:17.050 --> 01:05:21.387
That's... That's not a helmet. It's a head.
I need to put a guy in there.
843
01:05:21.512 --> 01:05:24.849
I need to fit a person in that suit.
You understand?
844
01:05:25.224 --> 01:05:27.310
- Drone better.
- What? Drone better?
845
01:05:27.435 --> 01:05:29.979
Why is drone better?
Why is drone better?
846
01:05:30.104 --> 01:05:31.856
People make problem.
847
01:05:31.981 --> 01:05:33.816
Trust me. Drone better.
848
01:05:34.317 --> 01:05:38.446
Ivan, you know, I like you.
I got you the bird.
849
01:05:39.364 --> 01:05:41.157
You said, "No problem."
850
01:05:41.282 --> 01:05:44.160
That's what you said to me.
You said, "No problem."
851
01:05:44.285 --> 01:05:47.038
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.
852
01:05:47.163 --> 01:05:49.123
Like Iron Man. You understand?
853
01:05:49.248 --> 01:05:52.335
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.
854
01:05:53.211 --> 01:05:54.504
Hey, man.
855
01:05:56.089 --> 01:05:58.633
Don't get too attached to things.
856
01:05:59.384 --> 01:06:01.052
Learn to let go.
857
01:06:04.180 --> 01:06:07.141
These drones
better steal the show, lvan.
858
01:06:07.809 --> 01:06:11.187
You understand?
Better rock my world, lvan.
859
01:06:20.822 --> 01:06:22.448
Unbelievable.
860
01:06:22.949 --> 01:06:25.576
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.
861
01:06:25.702 --> 01:06:29.038
- It's functional?
- Fully mission-capable.
862
01:06:29.455 --> 01:06:32.792
Good. Get Hammer down here
to weaponise it.
863
01:06:33.835 --> 01:06:34.836
Sir?
864
01:06:34.961 --> 01:06:37.547
Justin Hammer's making
a weapons presentation at the Expo.
865
01:06:37.672 --> 01:06:39.257
We'd like this to introduce it.
866
01:06:39.382 --> 01:06:40.925
Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...
867
01:06:41.050 --> 01:06:43.803
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.
868
01:06:43.928 --> 01:06:46.931
- We've got to make this happen.
- Yes, General, but...
869
01:06:47.056 --> 01:06:49.017
It's also an order.
870
01:06:49.434 --> 01:06:50.727
Yes, sir.
871
01:06:51.144 --> 01:06:54.564
Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.
872
01:06:54.689 --> 01:06:56.274
Thank you, sir.
873
01:07:02.488 --> 01:07:06.159
That thing in your chest
is based on unfinished technology.
874
01:07:06.284 --> 01:07:07.285
No, it was finished.
875
01:07:07.410 --> 01:07:11.497
It has never been particularly effective
until I miniaturised it and put it in my...
876
01:07:11.623 --> 01:07:13.708
No. Howard said the arc reactor
877
01:07:13.833 --> 01:07:15.543
was the stepping stone
to something greater.
878
01:07:15.668 --> 01:07:20.131
He was about to kick off an energy race
that was gonna dwarf the arms race.
879
01:07:20.673 --> 01:07:21.758
He was on to something big,
880
01:07:21.883 --> 01:07:25.303
something so big that it was gonna
make the nuclear reactor
881
01:07:25.428 --> 01:07:27.388
look like a triple-A battery.
882
01:07:27.513 --> 01:07:29.974
Just him,
or was Anton Vanko in on this, too?
883
01:07:30.099 --> 01:07:33.144
Anton Vanko
is the other side of that coin.
884
01:07:33.269 --> 01:07:35.271
Anton saw it as a way to get rich.
885
01:07:35.396 --> 01:07:37.732
When your father found out,
he had him deported.
886
01:07:37.857 --> 01:07:39.734
When the Russians found out
he couldn't deliver,
887
01:07:39.859 --> 01:07:41.361
they shipped his ass off to Siberia
888
01:07:41.486 --> 01:07:44.197
and he spent the next 20 years
in a vodka-fuelled rage.
889
01:07:44.322 --> 01:07:46.824
Not quite the environment
you want to raise a kid in,
890
01:07:46.950 --> 01:07:51.037
the son you had the misfortune
of crossing paths with in Monaco.
891
01:07:51.454 --> 01:07:52.747
You told me I hadn't tried everything.
892
01:07:52.872 --> 01:07:55.041
What do you mean I haven't
tried everything? What haven't I tried?
893
01:07:55.166 --> 01:07:59.379
He said that you were the only person
with the means and knowledge
894
01:07:59.545 --> 01:08:01.506
to finish what he started.
895
01:08:01.631 --> 01:08:03.091
He said that?
896
01:08:03.299 --> 01:08:05.885
Are you that guy? Are you?
897
01:08:06.010 --> 01:08:11.265
'Cause if you are, then you can solve
the riddle of your heart.
898
01:08:15.603 --> 01:08:17.021
I don't know
where you get your information,
899
01:08:17.146 --> 01:08:19.357
but he wasn't my biggest fan.
900
01:08:19.482 --> 01:08:20.817
What do you remember
about your dad?
901
01:08:20.942 --> 01:08:22.610
He was cold, he was calculating.
902
01:08:22.735 --> 01:08:25.446
He never told me he loved me.
He never even told me he liked me,
903
01:08:25.571 --> 01:08:27.115
so it's a little tough for me to digest
904
01:08:27.240 --> 01:08:29.659
when you're telling me he said
the whole future was riding on me
905
01:08:29.784 --> 01:08:32.704
and he's passing it down.
I don't get that.
906
01:08:32.829 --> 01:08:34.038
You're talking about a guy
whose happiest day
907
01:08:34.163 --> 01:08:35.623
was when he shipped me
off to boarding school.
908
01:08:35.748 --> 01:08:36.791
That's not true.
909
01:08:36.916 --> 01:08:39.544
Well, then, clearly you knew my dad
better than I did.
910
01:08:40.003 --> 01:08:43.631
As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of
the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.
911
01:08:43.756 --> 01:08:44.882
What?
912
01:08:45.466 --> 01:08:47.510
- I got a 2:00.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
913
01:08:47.635 --> 01:08:49.137
- What's this?
- Okay, you're good, right?
914
01:08:49.262 --> 01:08:50.972
- No, I'm not good.
- You got this? Right? Right?
915
01:08:51.097 --> 01:08:52.932
Got what? I don't even know
what I'm supposed to get.
916
01:08:53.057 --> 01:08:56.269
Natasha will remain a floater at Stark
with her cover intact.
917
01:08:56.394 --> 01:08:59.272
- You remember Agent Coulson, right?
- Yeah.
918
01:08:59.731 --> 01:09:01.190
And Tony,
919
01:09:02.442 --> 01:09:05.445
remember, I got my eye on you.
920
01:09:11.534 --> 01:09:14.746
We've disabled all communications.
No contact with the outside world.
921
01:09:14.871 --> 01:09:16.205
Good luck.
922
01:09:20.335 --> 01:09:21.544
Please.
923
01:09:22.170 --> 01:09:25.340
First thing, I need a little bodywork.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.
924
01:09:25.465 --> 01:09:27.592
If we could send one of your goon squad
down to The Coffee Bean,
925
01:09:27.717 --> 01:09:30.261
Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run,
or something like that, that'd be nice.
926
01:09:30.386 --> 01:09:31.471
I'm not here for that.
927
01:09:31.596 --> 01:09:33.014
I've been authorised by Director Fury
928
01:09:33.139 --> 01:09:35.558
to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.
929
01:09:35.683 --> 01:09:38.269
If you attempt to leave
or play any games,
930
01:09:38.394 --> 01:09:41.564
I will tase you and watch Supernanny
while you drool into the carpet.
931
01:09:41.689 --> 01:09:43.900
- Okay?
- I think I got it, yeah.
932
01:09:44.025 --> 01:09:45.860
Enjoy your evening's entertainment.
933
01:10:12.261 --> 01:10:13.846
Think this is the power source?
934
01:10:13.972 --> 01:10:18.726
Major, this is not a scientific exercise.
Let's just focus on arming it, all right?
935
01:10:19.894 --> 01:10:21.187
Yes, sir.
936
01:10:21.646 --> 01:10:22.897
Oh, yes!
937
01:10:23.356 --> 01:10:25.233
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
938
01:10:25.358 --> 01:10:27.068
Is it my birthday?
939
01:10:27.402 --> 01:10:30.780
You got it.
What did you do? What did you do?
940
01:10:33.950 --> 01:10:36.744
- Is this what I think it is?
- Yes, it is.
941
01:10:36.869 --> 01:10:39.914
Hammer, I want to know
what you're gonna do for us.
942
01:10:40.123 --> 01:10:41.582
What am I going to do for you?
943
01:10:41.708 --> 01:10:44.711
Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you
is I'm gonna upgrade your software.
944
01:10:44.836 --> 01:10:47.797
- And then, second, I think I should...
- That's not what I'm talking about.
945
01:10:47.922 --> 01:10:50.216
I'm talking about firepower.
946
01:10:51.759 --> 01:10:53.803
Well, you're talking to the right guy.
947
01:10:55.138 --> 01:10:58.391
Claridge Hi-Tec,
semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.
948
01:10:59.726 --> 01:11:02.020
Too downtown? I agree.
949
01:11:02.603 --> 01:11:04.814
M24 shotgun, pump action.
950
01:11:05.481 --> 01:11:06.733
Five-round magazine.
951
01:11:06.858 --> 01:11:08.151
You know what? You're not a hunter.
952
01:11:08.276 --> 01:11:10.320
What am I talking about?
I'm getting rid of it.
953
01:11:10.445 --> 01:11:12.864
This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.
954
01:11:12.989 --> 01:11:15.241
They do make something
better than waffles.
955
01:11:16.117 --> 01:11:18.202
It's beautiful, but I can tell
this isn't disco enough for you,
956
01:11:18.328 --> 01:11:19.579
so I'm gonna put it right here.
957
01:11:19.704 --> 01:11:22.707
You're looking at
a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher.
958
01:11:22.832 --> 01:11:25.835
Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control.
959
01:11:26.127 --> 01:11:27.420
You're tough.
960
01:11:27.545 --> 01:11:30.006
Let me tell you something.
Size does matter.
961
01:11:30.131 --> 01:11:31.591
Don't let anyone tell you different.
962
01:11:32.050 --> 01:11:35.303
This is an M1347.62 Minigun.
963
01:11:35.428 --> 01:11:38.848
Six individual barrels.
The torso taker, powder maker.
964
01:11:38.973 --> 01:11:41.059
Our boys in uniform call it
Uncle Gazpacho,
965
01:11:41.184 --> 01:11:43.519
or Puff the Magic Dragon.
966
01:11:46.564 --> 01:11:47.607
Okay.
967
01:11:49.567 --> 01:11:53.321
These are the Cubans, baby.
This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos.
968
01:11:55.031 --> 01:11:56.908
This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle
969
01:11:57.033 --> 01:12:01.287
with a secondary
cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.
970
01:12:01.913 --> 01:12:05.375
It's capable of busting the bunker
under the bunker you just busted.
971
01:12:05.500 --> 01:12:07.627
If it were any smarter,
it would write a book.
972
01:12:07.752 --> 01:12:11.130
A book that would make Ulysses
look like it was written in crayon.
973
01:12:11.756 --> 01:12:13.549
It would read it to you.
974
01:12:13.675 --> 01:12:15.134
This is my Eiffel Tower.
975
01:12:15.259 --> 01:12:18.304
This is my Rachmaninoff's Third.
My Pieta.
976
01:12:18.429 --> 01:12:21.474
It's completely elegant.
It's bafflingly beautiful.
977
01:12:21.599 --> 01:12:26.271
It's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.
978
01:12:27.397 --> 01:12:29.274
I call it the Ex-Wife.
979
01:12:34.445 --> 01:12:36.322
That's the best I got.
980
01:12:41.452 --> 01:12:43.079
Are we gonna do this?
Give me something here.
981
01:12:43.204 --> 01:12:47.333
- You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.
- I think I'll take it.
982
01:12:47.458 --> 01:12:50.086
- Which one?
- All of it.
983
01:12:52.088 --> 01:12:53.089
All of it.
984
01:13:30.543 --> 01:13:34.297
Everything is achievable
through technology.
985
01:13:34.422 --> 01:13:36.799
Better living, robust health
986
01:13:36.924 --> 01:13:42.722
and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.
987
01:13:43.264 --> 01:13:44.432
I'm Howard Stark,
988
01:13:44.557 --> 01:13:48.561
and everything you'll need for the future
can be found right here.
989
01:13:48.686 --> 01:13:51.648
City of the Future?
City of Tomorrow? City of...
990
01:13:57.528 --> 01:13:58.655
I'm Howard Stark,
991
01:13:58.780 --> 01:14:02.617
and everything you'll need in the future
can be found right here.
992
01:14:02.742 --> 01:14:05.578
So, from all of us at Stark Industries,
993
01:14:05.703 --> 01:14:07.956
I would like to personally...
994
01:14:08.623 --> 01:14:10.833
Tony, what are you doing back there?
What is that?
995
01:14:10.959 --> 01:14:14.504
Put that back.
Put it back where you got it from.
996
01:14:14.754 --> 01:14:16.881
Where's your mother? Maria?
997
01:14:17.340 --> 01:14:19.217
Go on. Go, go, go, go.
998
01:14:21.552 --> 01:14:23.763
All right, I think we got...
999
01:14:24.138 --> 01:14:25.890
I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...
1000
01:14:29.852 --> 01:14:31.729
Are you waiting on me?
1001
01:14:33.564 --> 01:14:38.152
So, from all of us at Stark Industries,
I'd like to personally show you
1002
01:14:38.987 --> 01:14:39.988
my ass.
1003
01:14:40.113 --> 01:14:42.156
I'd like to... I can't... This is...
1004
01:14:42.282 --> 01:14:44.617
I can't... We have this, don't we?
1005
01:14:44.742 --> 01:14:47.662
This is a ridiculous way...
1006
01:14:48.162 --> 01:14:49.622
Everything
1007
01:14:50.665 --> 01:14:52.125
is achievable
1008
01:14:52.917 --> 01:14:54.752
through technology.
1009
01:15:07.265 --> 01:15:08.391
Tony?
1010
01:15:08.516 --> 01:15:10.351
You're too young
to understand this right now,
1011
01:15:10.476 --> 01:15:13.438
so I thought
I would put it on film for you.
1012
01:15:15.315 --> 01:15:17.150
I built this for you.
1013
01:15:18.151 --> 01:15:20.737
And someday you'll realise
that it represents a whole lot more
1014
01:15:20.862 --> 01:15:24.782
than just people's inventions.
It represents my life's work.
1015
01:15:26.034 --> 01:15:28.328
This is the key to the future.
1016
01:15:31.289 --> 01:15:36.044
I'm limited by the technology of my time,
but one day you'll figure this out.
1017
01:15:36.961 --> 01:15:38.630
And when you do,
1018
01:15:39.589 --> 01:15:41.674
you will change the world.
1019
01:15:43.134 --> 01:15:47.055
What is and always will be
my greatest creation
1020
01:15:49.474 --> 01:15:50.808
is you.
1021
01:16:11.829 --> 01:16:14.582
- $6. Six.
- I don't have any dough.
1022
01:16:14.707 --> 01:16:16.250
- Here.
- No, sir, that's too much.
1023
01:16:16.376 --> 01:16:17.543
No, it's fine. Take that.
1024
01:16:17.669 --> 01:16:19.629
- It's fine.
- No, senor.
1025
01:16:19.921 --> 01:16:22.840
Take it. Take it.
I don't like people handing me things.
1026
01:16:22.966 --> 01:16:24.842
If you just drop that there,
that'd be great.
1027
01:16:25.218 --> 01:16:27.804
- Are you Iron Man?
- Sometimes.
1028
01:16:28.012 --> 01:16:29.722
We believe in you.
1029
01:16:30.181 --> 01:16:32.892
It was an illegal seizure
of trademark property.
1030
01:16:33.309 --> 01:16:34.394
- Miss Potts?
- Relax.
1031
01:16:34.519 --> 01:16:35.520
- Mr Stark...
- Is here.
1032
01:16:35.645 --> 01:16:37.480
- He refuses...
- I don't. It's fine.
1033
01:16:37.605 --> 01:16:40.108
- I'll just be a second.
- Listen, it's our position
1034
01:16:40.233 --> 01:16:42.485
that Stark has and continues to maintain
1035
01:16:42.610 --> 01:16:45.280
proprietary ownership
of the Mark II platform.
1036
01:16:45.405 --> 01:16:48.116
When Mr Stark announced
he was indeed Iron Man,
1037
01:16:48.241 --> 01:16:50.410
- he was making a promise to America.
- No, the suit belongs to us.
1038
01:16:50.535 --> 01:16:52.412
We trusted that he would look out for us.
1039
01:16:52.537 --> 01:16:54.580
- Yeah, but you're not... Burt...
- He obviously did not.
1040
01:16:54.706 --> 01:16:57.000
- And now we learn that his secretary...
- Yes, it does.
1041
01:16:57.125 --> 01:16:59.419
... a woman named
Virginia "Pepper" Potts,
1042
01:16:59.544 --> 01:17:02.213
has been appointed
as CEO of Stark Industries.
1043
01:17:02.338 --> 01:17:03.840
What are her qualifications?
1044
01:17:03.965 --> 01:17:05.008
- No.
- Ms Potts is doing
1045
01:17:05.133 --> 01:17:06.217
nothing to manage this terrible...
1046
01:17:06.342 --> 01:17:07.802
- Mute.
- No...
1047
01:17:08.678 --> 01:17:10.638
Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me.
1048
01:17:10.763 --> 01:17:13.182
Don't tell me that we have
the best patent lawyers in the country
1049
01:17:13.308 --> 01:17:15.351
and then not let me pursue this.
1050
01:17:15.768 --> 01:17:16.811
I'll get this stuff out of here.
1051
01:17:16.936 --> 01:17:19.731
Well, then, tell the President
to sign an order.
1052
01:17:20.565 --> 01:17:21.983
We'll talk about it at the Expo.
1053
01:17:22.108 --> 01:17:25.069
Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.
1054
01:17:25.194 --> 01:17:28.031
- Will Tony Stark be there?
- Will I?
1055
01:17:28.698 --> 01:17:30.950
- No, he will not. Bye.
- I would like to be.
1056
01:17:32.243 --> 01:17:33.286
- Got a minute?
- No.
1057
01:17:33.411 --> 01:17:36.122
Come on, you just got off the phone.
You're fine, 30 seconds.
1058
01:17:37.582 --> 01:17:39.876
Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.
1059
01:17:40.001 --> 01:17:41.586
I was just driving over here,
1060
01:17:41.711 --> 01:17:44.172
and I thought I was coming
to basically apologise, but I'm not.
1061
01:17:44.297 --> 01:17:47.050
- You didn't come here to apologise?
- Look, that goes without saying,
1062
01:17:47.175 --> 01:17:48.718
and I'm working on that.
1063
01:17:48.843 --> 01:17:52.764
But I haven't been
entirely upfront with you,
1064
01:17:52.889 --> 01:17:54.057
and I just want to try to make good.
1065
01:17:54.182 --> 01:17:56.434
Can I move this? This is crazy.
1066
01:17:56.559 --> 01:17:57.644
It's like a Ferris wheel going.
1067
01:17:57.769 --> 01:17:58.853
- I'm trying to get some...
- No.
1068
01:18:01.648 --> 01:18:03.983
Do you know how short life is?
1069
01:18:04.108 --> 01:18:07.111
And if I never got to express...
1070
01:18:07.236 --> 01:18:09.864
And by the way,
this is somewhat revelatory to me.
1071
01:18:09.989 --> 01:18:12.408
And I don't care...
I mean, I care. It would be nice.
1072
01:18:12.533 --> 01:18:14.118
I'm not expecting you to...
1073
01:18:14.243 --> 01:18:15.370
Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
1074
01:18:15.495 --> 01:18:17.330
- I'm just gonna say it.
- Let me stop you right here, okay?
1075
01:18:17.455 --> 01:18:19.874
Because if you say "l" one more time,
1076
01:18:19.999 --> 01:18:22.752
I'm gonna actually hurl something
at your head, I think.
1077
01:18:23.378 --> 01:18:25.254
I am trying to run a company.
1078
01:18:25.380 --> 01:18:27.882
- Do you have any idea what that entails?
- Yes.
1079
01:18:28.007 --> 01:18:30.969
People are relying on you to be Iron Man
and you've disappeared,
1080
01:18:31.094 --> 01:18:34.389
and all I'm doing is putting out your fires
and taking the heat for it.
1081
01:18:37.058 --> 01:18:40.478
I am trying to do the job
that you were meant to do.
1082
01:18:44.274 --> 01:18:46.567
Did you bring me strawberries?
1083
01:18:47.735 --> 01:18:51.114
Did you know that there's only
one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
1084
01:18:51.239 --> 01:18:53.449
Allergic to strawberries.
1085
01:18:56.035 --> 01:18:57.036
This is progress, Pepper.
1086
01:18:57.161 --> 01:18:59.831
I knew there was a correlation
between you and this.
1087
01:19:00.790 --> 01:19:02.000
- I need you...
- I need you, too.
1088
01:19:02.125 --> 01:19:04.752
...to leave now.
- That's what I'm trying to...
1089
01:19:09.966 --> 01:19:11.342
Ms Potts?
1090
01:19:12.010 --> 01:19:15.305
- Hi, come on in.
- Wheels up in 25 minutes.
1091
01:19:15.888 --> 01:19:17.223
Thank you.
1092
01:19:19.017 --> 01:19:20.476
- Anything else, boss?
- I'm good, Hap.
1093
01:19:20.602 --> 01:19:23.646
No, I'll be just... another minute.
1094
01:19:24.689 --> 01:19:26.274
I lost both the kids in the divorce.
1095
01:19:30.570 --> 01:19:31.613
No.
1096
01:19:33.823 --> 01:19:38.911
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
Here at Stark Enterprises?
1097
01:19:40.079 --> 01:19:42.290
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?
1098
01:19:42.415 --> 01:19:45.335
I thought you two didn't get along.
1099
01:19:45.460 --> 01:19:48.713
- No. That's not so.
- It's just me you don't care for.
1100
01:19:48.963 --> 01:19:51.341
- No? Nothing?
- Actually, while you're here,
1101
01:19:51.466 --> 01:19:54.510
maybe you and Natalie could discuss
the matter of the personal belongings.
1102
01:19:54.636 --> 01:19:56.012
Absolutely.
1103
01:20:02.518 --> 01:20:03.519
I'm surprised
you can keep your mouth shut.
1104
01:20:03.645 --> 01:20:04.687
Boy, you're good.
1105
01:20:04.812 --> 01:20:07.315
You are mind-blowingly duplicitous.
How do you do it?
1106
01:20:07.440 --> 01:20:09.233
You just tear things...
You're a triple impostor.
1107
01:20:09.359 --> 01:20:11.611
I've never seen anything like you.
Is there anything real about you?
1108
01:20:11.736 --> 01:20:12.779
Do you even speak Latin?
1109
01:20:14.989 --> 01:20:17.575
Which means? Wait. What?
What did you just say?
1110
01:20:17.700 --> 01:20:20.912
It means you can either drive yourself
home or I can have you collected.
1111
01:20:22.538 --> 01:20:23.957
You're good.
1112
01:21:23.766 --> 01:21:26.394
Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form
a digital wire frame?
1113
01:21:26.519 --> 01:21:29.022
I need a manipulatable projection.
1114
01:21:36.321 --> 01:21:39.824
1974 Stark Expo
model scan complete, sir.
1115
01:21:42.118 --> 01:21:43.911
How many buildings are there?
1116
01:21:44.037 --> 01:21:46.456
Am I to include
the Belgian waffle stands?
1117
01:21:46.581 --> 01:21:49.083
That was rhetorical. Just show me.
1118
01:22:01.888 --> 01:22:06.476
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
Not unlike an atom.
1119
01:22:06.601 --> 01:22:10.021
In which case the nucleus
would be here.
1120
01:22:11.147 --> 01:22:13.191
Highlight the unisphere.
1121
01:22:22.033 --> 01:22:27.038
- Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.
- What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?
1122
01:22:27.163 --> 01:22:28.957
I'm discovering... Correction.
1123
01:22:29.082 --> 01:22:33.002
I'm rediscovering a new element,
I believe.
1124
01:22:33.836 --> 01:22:36.839
Lose the landscaping,
the shrubbery, the trees.
1125
01:22:36.965 --> 01:22:39.217
Parking lots, exits, entrances.
1126
01:22:44.055 --> 01:22:50.019
Structure the protons and the neutrons
using the pavilions as a framework.
1127
01:22:53.147 --> 01:22:54.232
Dad.
1128
01:23:15.545 --> 01:23:20.258
Dead for almost 20 years,
and still taking me to school.
1129
01:23:26.514 --> 01:23:31.102
The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.
1130
01:23:31.227 --> 01:23:32.270
Thanks, Dad.
1131
01:23:32.395 --> 01:23:35.565
Unfortunately, it is impossible
to synthesise.
1132
01:23:40.153 --> 01:23:43.698
Get ready for a major remodel, fellas.
We're back in hardware mode.
1133
01:24:31.537 --> 01:24:33.790
- I heard you broke the perimeter.
- Yeah.
1134
01:24:33.957 --> 01:24:35.792
That was, like, three years ago.
Where you been?
1135
01:24:35.959 --> 01:24:39.921
- I was doing some stuff.
- Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked.
1136
01:24:40.046 --> 01:24:42.006
Hey, I'm playing for
the home team, Coulson,
1137
01:24:42.131 --> 01:24:44.175
you and all your
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
1138
01:24:44.300 --> 01:24:46.052
Now, are you gonna let me work
or break my balls?
1139
01:24:48.388 --> 01:24:50.348
What's this doing here?
1140
01:24:52.225 --> 01:24:53.268
That's it.
1141
01:24:54.560 --> 01:24:56.688
- Bring that to me.
- You know what this is?
1142
01:24:56.813 --> 01:24:58.273
It's exactly what I need
to make this work.
1143
01:25:00.275 --> 01:25:01.276
Lift the coil.
1144
01:25:01.818 --> 01:25:03.194
Go, go. Put your knees into it.
1145
01:25:03.861 --> 01:25:05.697
There you go. And...
1146
01:25:06.781 --> 01:25:08.658
Drop it. Drop it.
1147
01:25:11.869 --> 01:25:14.956
Perfectly level.
I'm busy. What do you want?
1148
01:25:15.081 --> 01:25:18.209
Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned.
1149
01:25:18.835 --> 01:25:20.378
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.
1150
01:25:20.503 --> 01:25:22.922
- Fantastic. Land of Enchantment.
- So I'm told.
1151
01:25:23.047 --> 01:25:25.049
- Secret stuff?
- Something like that.
1152
01:25:26.509 --> 01:25:27.510
- Good luck.
- Bye.
1153
01:25:27.635 --> 01:25:29.679
- Thanks.
- We need you.
1154
01:25:29.804 --> 01:25:32.724
- Yeah, more than you know.
- Not that much.
1155
01:25:51.117 --> 01:25:53.703
Initialising prismatic accelerator.
1156
01:25:59.834 --> 01:26:02.211
Approaching maximum power.
1157
01:26:49.759 --> 01:26:50.927
That was easy.
1158
01:27:07.527 --> 01:27:09.445
Congratulations, sir.
1159
01:27:11.239 --> 01:27:13.700
You have created a new element.
1160
01:27:21.666 --> 01:27:25.461
Sir, the reactor has accepted
the modified core.
1161
01:27:25.586 --> 01:27:28.131
I will begin running diagnostics.
1162
01:27:34.053 --> 01:27:35.388
Hey, lvan.
1163
01:27:35.680 --> 01:27:37.307
I got Senator Stern here.
1164
01:27:37.432 --> 01:27:39.726
Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.
1165
01:27:39.851 --> 01:27:42.103
The drone is not going to be ready.
1166
01:27:42.395 --> 01:27:43.605
Not ready? What do you mean?
1167
01:27:43.730 --> 01:27:47.150
I can make presentation,
not demonstration.
1168
01:27:47.275 --> 01:27:49.235
What the hell is the difference?
1169
01:27:49.360 --> 01:27:52.113
Presentation. No fly. No shoot.
1170
01:27:52.405 --> 01:27:54.240
Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1171
01:27:54.365 --> 01:27:57.452
What can you make them do? I mean,
this is a weapons demonstration.
1172
01:27:57.577 --> 01:28:00.872
- I can make salute.
- You can make salute?
1173
01:28:00.997 --> 01:28:02.332
What do you mean, "make salute"?
1174
01:28:02.457 --> 01:28:06.502
What the hell does that mean, lvan?
This is not what we agreed to, okay?
1175
01:28:06.628 --> 01:28:09.213
You promised me suits
and then you promised me drones.
1176
01:28:09.339 --> 01:28:13.384
- Hey, man, everything will be okay.
- This is not what I wanted.
1177
01:28:25.563 --> 01:28:28.149
Hey, there he is. It's the bird man.
1178
01:28:29.734 --> 01:28:35.323
Now you like the bird. Is that right?
Is that your bird? I'm confused.
1179
01:28:36.324 --> 01:28:39.661
You said it wasn't,
but now it looks like you're best of pals.
1180
01:28:39.786 --> 01:28:43.665
You love that bird, don't you?
You know what? Take the bird.
1181
01:28:45.458 --> 01:28:46.584
Hey!
1182
01:28:48.711 --> 01:28:51.339
Take his pillows, too. Both of them.
1183
01:28:52.632 --> 01:28:54.550
And his shoes. Take his shoes.
1184
01:28:58.638 --> 01:29:00.306
I took your stuff.
1185
01:29:00.431 --> 01:29:03.559
How does that make you feel?
Do you feel bad?
1186
01:29:04.310 --> 01:29:06.980
Good. 'Cause that's how I feel!
1187
01:29:08.940 --> 01:29:10.775
We had a contract.
1188
01:29:11.401 --> 01:29:13.194
I saved your life
1189
01:29:13.987 --> 01:29:15.947
and you give me suits.
1190
01:29:16.531 --> 01:29:18.241
That was our deal.
1191
01:29:18.366 --> 01:29:20.368
And you did not deliver.
1192
01:29:21.244 --> 01:29:25.707
I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud.
I don't know what you are.
1193
01:29:28.084 --> 01:29:31.379
Something really, really great
fell into my lap.
1194
01:29:32.005 --> 01:29:35.216
And if it hadn't,
I'd be at your mercy tonight.
1195
01:29:35.508 --> 01:29:39.262
Now I have a piece of Stark tech
that I pimped out myself.
1196
01:29:39.554 --> 01:29:41.264
And now your overpriced paperweights
1197
01:29:41.389 --> 01:29:43.933
are gonna look like a backdrop
to my demonstration.
1198
01:29:44.475 --> 01:29:46.644
Do you dig what I'm getting at here?
1199
01:29:48.938 --> 01:29:53.151
I don't know if you know this,
but I don't speak Russian!
1200
01:29:56.613 --> 01:29:58.448
I'm gonna leave now.
1201
01:29:58.573 --> 01:30:01.618
I'm gonna go to the Expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.
1202
01:30:02.410 --> 01:30:04.203
You see these guys?
They're your babysitters.
1203
01:30:04.412 --> 01:30:06.873
They are not to be trifled with.
1204
01:30:07.290 --> 01:30:09.125
When I get back,
we're gonna renegotiate
1205
01:30:09.250 --> 01:30:11.544
the terms of our agreement.
1206
01:30:12.170 --> 01:30:14.172
And you're gonna make good
on our arrangement
1207
01:30:14.756 --> 01:30:15.840
because if you don't,
1208
01:30:15.965 --> 01:30:18.343
you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,
1209
01:30:18.468 --> 01:30:20.094
a dead man.
1210
01:30:20.219 --> 01:30:21.596
You got that?
1211
01:30:22.597 --> 01:30:24.891
Maybe you can watch me on TV.
1212
01:30:34.359 --> 01:30:36.694
Dummy, you, can we clean up
this mess? You're killing me.
1213
01:30:36.819 --> 01:30:38.196
- You know I don't...
- Incoming call
1214
01:30:38.321 --> 01:30:40.031
with a blocked number, sir.
1215
01:30:40.156 --> 01:30:43.326
My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely.
1216
01:30:43.451 --> 01:30:44.869
Coulson.
How's the Land of Enchantment?
1217
01:30:44.994 --> 01:30:47.664
Hey, Tony, how you doing?
1218
01:30:49.290 --> 01:30:51.292
- I double cycle.
- You what?
1219
01:30:52.335 --> 01:30:56.172
You told me double cycle's more power.
Good advice.
1220
01:30:56.547 --> 01:30:58.174
You sound pretty sprightly
for a dead guy.
1221
01:30:58.299 --> 01:30:59.759
You, too.
1222
01:31:02.387 --> 01:31:03.680
- Trace him.
- Sir.
1223
01:31:03.805 --> 01:31:07.517
Now, the true history of Stark name
will be written.
1224
01:31:07.642 --> 01:31:08.685
Jarvis, where is he?
1225
01:31:08.810 --> 01:31:12.897
Accessing the Oracle grid.
Eastern Seaboard.
1226
01:31:13.022 --> 01:31:17.110
What your father did
to my family over 40 years,
1227
01:31:17.986 --> 01:31:20.571
I will do to you in 40 minutes.
1228
01:31:20.822 --> 01:31:22.699
Sounds good.
Let's get together and hash it out.
1229
01:31:23.032 --> 01:31:24.325
Tri-State area.
1230
01:31:24.450 --> 01:31:26.661
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.
1231
01:31:26.786 --> 01:31:28.663
I hope you're ready.
1232
01:31:31.457 --> 01:31:33.418
Call trace incomplete.
1233
01:31:44.053 --> 01:31:46.598
- Sir...
- You want to run some tests, run them.
1234
01:31:47.682 --> 01:31:49.601
And assemble the suit while you're at it.
Put it together now.
1235
01:31:49.726 --> 01:31:52.103
- We are unclear as to the effects...
- I don't want to hear it, Jarvis.
1236
01:31:56.566 --> 01:31:58.610
That tastes like coconut.
1237
01:31:58.735 --> 01:32:00.403
And metal.
1238
01:32:00.778 --> 01:32:02.280
Oh, wow, yeah!
1239
01:32:14.959 --> 01:32:16.753
I'll keep the car down here, all right?
1240
01:32:16.878 --> 01:32:18.129
Thank you, Happy.
1241
01:32:18.254 --> 01:32:22.967
... Justin Hammer. His presentation
will begin shortly in the main pavilion.
1242
01:32:41.486 --> 01:32:42.695
Yeah.
1243
01:32:43.863 --> 01:32:47.158
That's what I'm talking about.
Thanks for coming.
1244
01:32:47.825 --> 01:32:49.744
Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,
1245
01:32:49.869 --> 01:32:54.374
this country has had to place its
brave men and women in harm's way,
1246
01:32:54.582 --> 01:32:56.167
but then the Iron Man arrived,
1247
01:32:56.292 --> 01:32:59.921
and we thought the days
of losing lives were behind us.
1248
01:33:00.797 --> 01:33:03.508
Sadly, that technology
was kept out of reach.
1249
01:33:03.633 --> 01:33:05.927
That's not fair. That's not right.
1250
01:33:06.052 --> 01:33:08.263
- And it's just too bad.
- Oh, Lord.
1251
01:33:08.388 --> 01:33:10.431
Regardless, it was
an impressive innovation,
1252
01:33:10.556 --> 01:33:13.434
one that grabbed headlines
the world over.
1253
01:33:13.851 --> 01:33:15.436
Well, today, my friends,
1254
01:33:15.561 --> 01:33:18.982
the press is faced
with quite a different problem.
1255
01:33:19.524 --> 01:33:21.985
They are about to run out of ink.
1256
01:33:27.573 --> 01:33:29.492
Get that out of here.
1257
01:33:30.493 --> 01:33:32.328
Ladies and gentlemen,
1258
01:33:33.413 --> 01:33:35.915
today I present to you
1259
01:33:36.040 --> 01:33:39.210
the new face
of the United States military.
1260
01:33:40.628 --> 01:33:41.879
The Hammer drone.
1261
01:33:44.465 --> 01:33:45.842
Army!
1262
01:33:59.022 --> 01:34:00.148
Navy!
1263
01:34:10.408 --> 01:34:11.826
Air Force!
1264
01:34:19.751 --> 01:34:21.002
Marines!
1265
01:34:32.931 --> 01:34:34.057
Yeah!
1266
01:34:34.349 --> 01:34:35.516
Yeah!
1267
01:34:39.020 --> 01:34:41.898
That's a hell of a lot better
than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.
1268
01:34:43.274 --> 01:34:46.110
But as revolutionary
as this technology is,
1269
01:34:46.235 --> 01:34:49.906
there will always be a need for man
to be present in the theatre of war.
1270
01:34:50.531 --> 01:34:53.534
Ladies and gentlemen,
today I am proud to present to you
1271
01:34:53.660 --> 01:34:55.370
the very first prototype
1272
01:34:55.495 --> 01:34:58.748
in the Variable Threat Response
Battle Suit
1273
01:34:58.873 --> 01:35:02.669
and its pilot, Air Force
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.
1274
01:35:04.253 --> 01:35:05.463
What?
1275
01:35:26.401 --> 01:35:29.612
For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries is reporting for...
1276
01:35:46.671 --> 01:35:48.298
We got trouble.
1277
01:35:48.423 --> 01:35:50.091
Tony, there are civilians present.
1278
01:35:50.216 --> 01:35:52.802
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.
1279
01:35:52.927 --> 01:35:54.178
Give them a wave.
1280
01:35:54.304 --> 01:35:56.431
Hey, all right. Yeah.
1281
01:35:56.556 --> 01:35:58.558
All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.
1282
01:35:58.683 --> 01:36:00.643
You gotta trust me
for the next five minutes.
1283
01:36:00.768 --> 01:36:02.812
Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed
around your house, remember?
1284
01:36:02.937 --> 01:36:04.939
Listen, I think he's working with Vanko.
1285
01:36:05.064 --> 01:36:06.649
Vanko's alive?
1286
01:36:07.900 --> 01:36:09.027
Yeah.
1287
01:36:09.152 --> 01:36:10.361
Where is he?
1288
01:36:10.778 --> 01:36:12.739
- What?
- Where's Vanko?
1289
01:36:13.239 --> 01:36:14.490
- Who?
- Tell me.
1290
01:36:15.158 --> 01:36:17.118
What are you doing here, man?
1291
01:36:17.243 --> 01:36:18.870
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1292
01:36:23.291 --> 01:36:25.668
- Is that you?
- No, I'm not doing that. That's not me.
1293
01:36:26.794 --> 01:36:29.422
I can't move. I'm locked up.
I'm locked up!
1294
01:36:30.256 --> 01:36:32.383
Get out of here. Go! This whole
system's been compromised.
1295
01:36:33.801 --> 01:36:35.678
Let's take it outside.
1296
01:36:47.857 --> 01:36:49.067
No. No!
1297
01:36:59.077 --> 01:37:02.288
- Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.
- Yes, sir.
1298
01:37:04.165 --> 01:37:07.043
Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
I have target lock.
1299
01:37:07.168 --> 01:37:08.753
- On what?
- On you.
1300
01:37:13.841 --> 01:37:15.635
Tony, on your six!
1301
01:37:32.986 --> 01:37:35.321
- What's going on? What's happening?
- The software's been overridden.
1302
01:37:35.446 --> 01:37:36.614
What? What do you mean
it's been overridden?
1303
01:37:36.739 --> 01:37:38.032
- What does that mean?
- I think he slaved the drones.
1304
01:37:38.157 --> 01:37:39.242
That's impossible.
1305
01:37:39.367 --> 01:37:40.994
- Call the guards.
- All the phones are down, sir.
1306
01:37:41.119 --> 01:37:43.204
Well, then call their... Call their cells.
1307
01:37:43.329 --> 01:37:44.831
Their cell phones
are not working, either, sir.
1308
01:37:44.956 --> 01:37:46.124
He's locked us out of the mainframe.
1309
01:37:46.249 --> 01:37:47.417
Who's locked you out of the mainframe?
1310
01:37:47.542 --> 01:37:49.043
Please, please, go away. Go away.
1311
01:37:49.168 --> 01:37:50.461
- I've got this handled.
- Have you now?
1312
01:37:50.586 --> 01:37:51.671
Yes, I do.
1313
01:37:51.796 --> 01:37:54.215
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up,
this wouldn't be happening.
1314
01:37:54.340 --> 01:37:56.676
So please, now go away. Thank you.
1315
01:37:57.093 --> 01:37:59.387
Listen, we got to get
these bitches out of here.
1316
01:37:59.637 --> 01:38:01.055
What?
1317
01:38:01.180 --> 01:38:02.473
You tell me who's behind this.
1318
01:38:02.599 --> 01:38:07.103
- Who's behind this?
- Ivan. Ivan Vanko.
1319
01:38:07.562 --> 01:38:10.106
- Where is he?
- He's at my facility.
1320
01:38:13.484 --> 01:38:15.111
- I need NYPD, please.
- No, no, no!
1321
01:38:15.236 --> 01:38:16.362
- Command Central.
- No, no, honey.
1322
01:38:16.487 --> 01:38:18.364
- Don't call the authorities.
- Okay. Right away. Right away.
1323
01:38:18.489 --> 01:38:20.491
Step aside. Step aside.
1324
01:38:21.492 --> 01:38:23.119
Tell me everything you know. Go.
1325
01:38:30.585 --> 01:38:33.546
- How are we doing, Jarvis?
- Remote reboot unsuccessful.
1326
01:38:51.064 --> 01:38:52.523
This way.
1327
01:38:53.232 --> 01:38:55.026
Nobody's answering the phone.
What's going on?
1328
01:38:55.151 --> 01:38:57.362
Get in the car.
Take me to Hammer Industries.
1329
01:38:57.487 --> 01:38:59.864
- I'm not taking you anywhere.
- Fine. You want me to drive?
1330
01:38:59.989 --> 01:39:02.492
No, I'm driving. Get in the car.
1331
01:40:01.009 --> 01:40:02.635
Nice work, kid.
1332
01:40:04.429 --> 01:40:07.724
- You got multiples coming in on you.
- Let's get this away from the Expo.
1333
01:40:13.187 --> 01:40:15.565
When we arrive,
I need you to watch the perimeter.
1334
01:40:15.690 --> 01:40:19.319
I'm gonna enter the facility
and take down the target.
1335
01:40:21.613 --> 01:40:24.198
- Watch the road.
- I got it. I got it.
1336
01:40:54.646 --> 01:40:55.688
Listen, listen.
1337
01:40:55.813 --> 01:40:57.815
A pack just peeled off.
They're headed back to the Expo.
1338
01:40:57.941 --> 01:40:59.233
Got it.
1339
01:41:03.029 --> 01:41:04.489
I'm closing on you.
1340
01:41:04.614 --> 01:41:06.950
Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.
1341
01:41:22.840 --> 01:41:25.510
- Stay in the car.
- I'm not staying in the car.
1342
01:41:25.635 --> 01:41:27.136
I said, stay in the car.
1343
01:41:27.345 --> 01:41:29.305
What are you wearing?
1344
01:41:30.640 --> 01:41:32.892
Look, I'm not letting you
go in there alone.
1345
01:41:33.017 --> 01:41:34.394
You want to help? Keep the car running.
1346
01:41:34.519 --> 01:41:35.770
Okay.
1347
01:41:39.315 --> 01:41:41.567
Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.
1348
01:41:42.026 --> 01:41:43.528
Hold on. Hey!
1349
01:42:28.281 --> 01:42:30.199
Each set of drones is communicating
1350
01:42:30.325 --> 01:42:33.036
- in its own unique language.
- Well, choose one and focus on that.
1351
01:42:33.161 --> 01:42:35.121
Have you tried Russian?
Why don't you try Russian?
1352
01:42:38.625 --> 01:42:41.127
Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W.
1353
01:42:41.252 --> 01:42:43.504
We got it. We're on our way.
1354
01:43:24.963 --> 01:43:26.381
I got him!
1355
01:43:41.271 --> 01:43:43.273
- Rhodey, you still locked on?
- Yeah.
1356
01:43:43.398 --> 01:43:46.818
Drop your socks and grab your Crocs.
We're about to get wet on this ride.
1357
01:43:49.028 --> 01:43:50.113
Wait, wait, wait!
1358
01:44:09.757 --> 01:44:11.134
He's gone.
1359
01:44:15.263 --> 01:44:17.265
I'm sorry, buddy.
Had to thin out the herd.
1360
01:44:18.099 --> 01:44:19.892
What's your 20?
1361
01:44:31.529 --> 01:44:34.324
- What are you doing?
- I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.
1362
01:44:40.788 --> 01:44:41.789
Tony!
1363
01:44:58.348 --> 01:44:59.974
Reboot complete.
1364
01:45:00.683 --> 01:45:02.393
You got your best friend back.
1365
01:45:02.518 --> 01:45:05.855
- Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
- Well done with the new chest piece.
1366
01:45:05.980 --> 01:45:09.609
I am reading significantly higher output
and your vitals all look promising.
1367
01:45:09.734 --> 01:45:12.445
Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying.
Thank you.
1368
01:45:12.570 --> 01:45:14.614
What do you mean you're not dying?
Did you just say you're dying?
1369
01:45:14.739 --> 01:45:16.449
Is that you? No, I'm not.
1370
01:45:16.574 --> 01:45:18.076
- Not any more.
- What's going on?
1371
01:45:18.201 --> 01:45:19.911
I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to alarm you.
1372
01:45:20.036 --> 01:45:21.496
You were gonna tell me?
You really were dying?
1373
01:45:21.621 --> 01:45:23.331
- You didn't let me.
- Why didn't you tell me that?
1374
01:45:23.456 --> 01:45:26.167
I was gonna make you an omelette
and tell you.
1375
01:45:26.292 --> 01:45:29.212
Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.
1376
01:45:29.337 --> 01:45:30.880
Looks like the fight's coming to you.
1377
01:45:31.005 --> 01:45:32.799
- Great. Pepper?
- Are you okay now?
1378
01:45:32.924 --> 01:45:34.092
I am fine. Don't be mad.
1379
01:45:34.217 --> 01:45:35.760
- I will formally apologise...
- I am mad!
1380
01:45:35.885 --> 01:45:38.805
... when I'm not fending off
a Hammeroid attack.
1381
01:45:38.930 --> 01:45:40.390
- Fine.
- We could have been in Venice.
1382
01:45:40.515 --> 01:45:41.557
Oh, please.
1383
01:45:44.811 --> 01:45:46.187
Rhodes?
1384
01:45:46.646 --> 01:45:49.274
Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.
1385
01:45:50.108 --> 01:45:52.360
They're coming.
Come on, let's roll. Get up.
1386
01:45:55.697 --> 01:45:57.782
Oh, man. You can have your suit back.
1387
01:46:01.327 --> 01:46:02.620
You okay?
1388
01:46:02.829 --> 01:46:04.372
Yeah, thanks.
1389
01:46:05.957 --> 01:46:08.334
- Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
- Don't be.
1390
01:46:08.459 --> 01:46:09.627
No. I should have trusted you more.
1391
01:46:09.752 --> 01:46:11.296
I'm the one who put you in this position.
Forget it.
1392
01:46:11.421 --> 01:46:13.715
No. It's your fault.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
1393
01:46:13.840 --> 01:46:17.093
Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.
Partner.
1394
01:46:17.385 --> 01:46:20.930
They're coming in hot, any second.
What's the play?
1395
01:46:21.598 --> 01:46:23.182
Well, we want to take
the high ground, okay?
1396
01:46:23.308 --> 01:46:24.851
So let's put the biggest gun
up on that ridge.
1397
01:46:24.976 --> 01:46:26.227
Got you.
1398
01:46:27.103 --> 01:46:28.146
- Where do you want to be?
- Where are you going?
1399
01:46:28.271 --> 01:46:29.856
- What're you talking about?
- I meant me.
1400
01:46:29.981 --> 01:46:31.941
You have a big gun.
You are not the big gun.
1401
01:46:32.066 --> 01:46:33.401
- Tony, don't be jealous.
- No. It's subtle,
1402
01:46:33.526 --> 01:46:34.652
- all the bells and whistles.
- Yeah.
1403
01:46:34.777 --> 01:46:37.238
- It's called being a badass.
- Fine.
1404
01:46:37.989 --> 01:46:41.326
All right.
You go up top. I'll draw them in.
1405
01:46:41.451 --> 01:46:43.286
Don't stay down here.
This is the worst place to be.
1406
01:46:43.411 --> 01:46:44.621
Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?
1407
01:46:44.746 --> 01:46:47.624
It's the kill box, Tony. Okay?
This is where you go to die.
1408
01:47:37.382 --> 01:47:39.133
- See that?
- Yeah, yeah, nice.
1409
01:47:47.183 --> 01:47:48.393
Rhodey?
1410
01:47:49.811 --> 01:47:51.229
Get down.
1411
01:48:01.531 --> 01:48:03.950
Wow. I think
you should lead with that next time.
1412
01:48:04.075 --> 01:48:07.370
Yeah. Sorry, boss.
I can only use it once. It's a one-off.
1413
01:48:09.831 --> 01:48:11.958
I told you that five minutes ago.
1414
01:48:13.293 --> 01:48:14.669
That's your guy here.
1415
01:48:16.045 --> 01:48:18.006
- Excuse me?
- You're being placed under arrest.
1416
01:48:18.131 --> 01:48:19.549
- Are you kidding me?
- Hands behind your back, sir.
1417
01:48:19.674 --> 01:48:21.259
I'm trying to help here.
1418
01:48:25.430 --> 01:48:28.933
I get it. I see what you're doing.
You're trying to pin this on me, huh?
1419
01:48:29.058 --> 01:48:30.602
That's good. That's good.
1420
01:48:30.727 --> 01:48:33.605
You're starting to think like a CEO,
taking out the competition.
1421
01:48:33.813 --> 01:48:36.190
I like that. You think you're making
a problem for me?
1422
01:48:36.316 --> 01:48:37.358
I'm gonna make a problem for you.
1423
01:48:37.483 --> 01:48:40.445
I'm gonna be seeing you again
real soon.
1424
01:48:44.699 --> 01:48:46.159
When they get here,
I think you should station them
1425
01:48:46.284 --> 01:48:49.078
at the south, east and both west exits.
1426
01:48:49.203 --> 01:48:51.247
We shut down the 7 train
in and out of Willets Point already.
1427
01:48:51.372 --> 01:48:54.125
Well, have city buses there
to ferry people to operating lines.
1428
01:48:54.250 --> 01:48:55.710
Yeah. Are you coming with us?
1429
01:48:55.877 --> 01:48:59.297
- No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear.
- Okay.
1430
01:49:01.090 --> 01:49:03.551
Heads up.
You got one more drone incoming.
1431
01:49:03.718 --> 01:49:05.011
This one looks different.
1432
01:49:05.511 --> 01:49:07.847
The repulsor signature
is significantly higher.
1433
01:49:18.983 --> 01:49:20.610
Good to be back.
1434
01:49:21.235 --> 01:49:22.695
This ain't gonna be good.
1435
01:49:26.240 --> 01:49:28.284
I got something special for this guy.
1436
01:49:28.409 --> 01:49:30.495
I'm gonna bust his bunker
with the Ex-Wife.
1437
01:49:30.620 --> 01:49:32.038
With the what?
1438
01:49:42.465 --> 01:49:44.926
- Hammer tech?
- Yeah.
1439
01:49:46.803 --> 01:49:48.346
I got this.
1440
01:50:41.316 --> 01:50:43.276
Rhodes. I got an idea.
1441
01:50:43.693 --> 01:50:46.154
- You want to be a hero?
- What?
1442
01:50:46.529 --> 01:50:49.449
I could really use a sidekick.
Put your hand up.
1443
01:50:49.574 --> 01:50:51.409
- This is your idea?
- Yep.
1444
01:50:52.160 --> 01:50:54.704
I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go!
1445
01:50:58.541 --> 01:50:59.584
Take it.
1446
01:51:28.196 --> 01:51:29.572
You lose.
1447
01:51:37.163 --> 01:51:39.874
All these drones are rigged to blow.
We gotta get out of here, man.
1448
01:51:40.416 --> 01:51:41.626
Pepper?
1449
01:52:21.833 --> 01:52:23.543
Oh, my God! I can't take this any more.
1450
01:52:23.668 --> 01:52:25.044
- You can't?
- I can't take this.
1451
01:52:25.169 --> 01:52:26.546
- Look at me.
- My body, literally,
1452
01:52:26.671 --> 01:52:27.880
cannot handle the stress.
1453
01:52:28.006 --> 01:52:32.468
I never know if you're gonna kill yourself
or wreck the whole company.
1454
01:52:32.594 --> 01:52:34.554
I think I did okay.
1455
01:52:34.762 --> 01:52:36.764
I quit. I'm resigning.
1456
01:52:37.432 --> 01:52:38.766
That's it.
1457
01:52:39.392 --> 01:52:41.936
What did you just say? You're done?
1458
01:52:43.271 --> 01:52:46.733
That's surprising.
No, it's not surprising. I get it.
1459
01:52:47.191 --> 01:52:50.445
- You don't have to make any excuses.
- I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses.
1460
01:52:50.570 --> 01:52:51.654
You actually were just making excuses.
1461
01:52:51.779 --> 01:52:53.239
- But you don't have to.
- No, I wasn't making an excuse.
1462
01:52:53.364 --> 01:52:54.657
- I'm actually very justified.
- Listen. Hey, hey.
1463
01:52:54.782 --> 01:52:57.076
- You deserve better.
- Well...
1464
01:52:57.201 --> 01:52:59.746
You've taken such good care of me.
1465
01:53:00.663 --> 01:53:03.041
I've been in a tough spot,
but you got me through it, so...
1466
01:53:03.166 --> 01:53:04.375
Right?
1467
01:53:04.500 --> 01:53:05.710
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1468
01:53:06.544 --> 01:53:09.464
- Thank you for understanding.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.
1469
01:53:09.589 --> 01:53:12.216
- I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.
- Okay. What about the press?
1470
01:53:12.342 --> 01:53:14.177
Because you only had
the job for a week. That's gonna seem...
1471
01:53:14.302 --> 01:53:15.970
- Well, with you it's like dog years.
- I know.
1472
01:53:16.095 --> 01:53:17.430
I mean, it's like the Presidency...
1473
01:53:30.526 --> 01:53:31.736
Weird.
1474
01:53:32.028 --> 01:53:33.488
- No, it's not weird.
- It's okay, right?
1475
01:53:33.613 --> 01:53:35.490
- Yeah.
- Run that by me again.
1476
01:53:35.615 --> 01:53:37.450
I think it was weird.
1477
01:53:37.909 --> 01:53:40.828
You guys look like two seals
fighting over a grape.
1478
01:53:41.412 --> 01:53:43.831
- I had just quit, actually.
- Yeah, so we're not...
1479
01:53:43.957 --> 01:53:46.417
You don't have to do that.
I heard the whole thing.
1480
01:53:46.542 --> 01:53:49.420
- You should get lost.
- I was here first. Get a roof.
1481
01:53:50.380 --> 01:53:52.882
- I thought you were out of one-liners.
- That's the last one.
1482
01:53:53.007 --> 01:53:55.593
- You kicked ass back there, by the way.
- Thank you. You, too.
1483
01:53:55.718 --> 01:53:58.179
Listen, my car got taken out
in the explosion,
1484
01:53:58.304 --> 01:54:01.432
so I'm gonna have to hang on
to your suit for a minute, okay?
1485
01:54:01.557 --> 01:54:03.268
Not okay. Not okay with that.
1486
01:54:03.893 --> 01:54:05.103
It wasn't a question.
1487
01:54:10.733 --> 01:54:14.028
How are you gonna resign
if I don't accept?
1488
01:54:33.923 --> 01:54:36.801
I don't think I want you looking at that.
1489
01:54:37.010 --> 01:54:39.137
I'm not sure it pertains to you any more.
1490
01:54:39.262 --> 01:54:44.475
Now this, on the other hand,
is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you.
1491
01:54:45.768 --> 01:54:46.811
Read it.
1492
01:54:48.771 --> 01:54:52.734
"Personality overview. Mr Stark displays
compulsive behaviour."
1493
01:54:52.859 --> 01:54:54.986
In my own defence, that was last week.
1494
01:54:57.071 --> 01:54:59.866
"Prone to self-destructive tendencies."
I was dying.
1495
01:55:00.033 --> 01:55:02.577
I mean, please. And aren't we all?
1496
01:55:02.994 --> 01:55:05.788
"Textbook narcissism"?
1497
01:55:07.874 --> 01:55:08.916
Agreed.
1498
01:55:10.043 --> 01:55:11.377
Okay, here it is.
1499
01:55:11.502 --> 01:55:14.797
"Recruitment assessment
for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes."
1500
01:55:14.923 --> 01:55:17.425
- I gotta think about it.
- Read on.
1501
01:55:20.011 --> 01:55:21.512
"Tony Stark not...
1502
01:55:21.638 --> 01:55:23.139
"Not recommended"?
1503
01:55:24.390 --> 01:55:25.558
That doesn't make any sense.
1504
01:55:25.683 --> 01:55:28.561
How can you approve me
but not approve me?
1505
01:55:29.270 --> 01:55:30.647
I got a new ticker.
1506
01:55:30.772 --> 01:55:33.733
I'm trying to do right by Pepper.
1507
01:55:34.359 --> 01:55:37.236
I'm in a stable-ish relationship.
1508
01:55:38.112 --> 01:55:39.948
Which leads us to believe
at this juncture
1509
01:55:40.073 --> 01:55:43.201
we'd only like to use you
as a consultant.
1510
01:55:50.166 --> 01:55:52.001
You can't afford me.
1511
01:55:54.379 --> 01:55:56.589
Then again,
I will waive my customary retainer
1512
01:55:56.714 --> 01:55:59.550
in exchange for a small favour.
1513
01:56:00.551 --> 01:56:05.431
Rhodey and I are being honoured
in Washington and we need a presenter.
1514
01:56:07.308 --> 01:56:08.768
I'll see what I can do.
1515
01:56:10.520 --> 01:56:15.316
It is my honour to be here today
to present these distinguished awards
1516
01:56:15.441 --> 01:56:19.404
to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
and Mr Tony Stark,
1517
01:56:19.529 --> 01:56:22.824
who is, of course, a national treasure.
1518
01:56:25.034 --> 01:56:26.327
Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel,
1519
01:56:26.452 --> 01:56:28.788
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
1520
01:56:29.122 --> 01:56:31.082
- You deserve this.
- Thank you, sir.
1521
01:56:32.834 --> 01:56:34.085
Mr Stark.
1522
01:56:34.210 --> 01:56:38.256
Thank you for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
1523
01:56:38.381 --> 01:56:40.008
You deserve this.
1524
01:56:41.509 --> 01:56:43.928
Oh, sorry.
1525
01:56:44.053 --> 01:56:47.432
Funny how annoying
a little prick can be, isn't it?
1526
01:56:48.933 --> 01:56:50.685
Let's get a photo.
1527
02:04:16.881 --> 02:04:18.800
Sir, we've found it.
1528
02:04:19.000 --> 02:04:22.138
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