2 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,842 Goddamn bugs. 3 00:03:20,945 --> 00:03:22,572 Oh, shit! 4 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:28,953 Oh, crap. 5 00:03:41,215 --> 00:03:43,551 Well, Nick the Dick. What a surprise. 6 00:03:43,801 --> 00:03:45,261 Where you coming from? 7 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:47,847 Fishing in Cuernavaca. 8 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,391 Sure. Let's take a look at your catch. 9 00:03:51,726 --> 00:03:52,894 Come on. 10 00:04:00,484 --> 00:04:02,236 I would've thrown them back. 11 00:04:08,826 --> 00:04:11,495 What do you get? 100 bucks a head? 200? 12 00:04:11,871 --> 00:04:15,333 Hope you saved it all for your lawyer. You'll need it. 13 00:04:20,171 --> 00:04:21,255 We'll take it from here. 14 00:04:21,714 --> 00:04:22,882 Who the hell are you? 15 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,425 INS, Division 6. 16 00:04:24,675 --> 00:04:27,011 Division 6? I never heard of Division 6. 17 00:04:27,261 --> 00:04:28,304 Really? 18 00:04:29,305 --> 00:04:30,431 Who you betting on? 19 00:04:31,265 --> 00:04:32,600 Tough call, Kay. 20 00:04:33,809 --> 00:04:36,062 What's up, how are you? 21 00:04:36,312 --> 00:04:37,772 Good, good. 22 00:04:38,606 --> 00:04:40,524 Grandma, don't worry. 23 00:04:40,775 --> 00:04:43,194 Welcome to the United States. 24 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:45,988 Where are you going, Nogales? 25 00:04:46,363 --> 00:04:48,032 Looking for work? 26 00:04:48,491 --> 00:04:49,992 And you, the same? 27 00:04:50,326 --> 00:04:51,702 And you? 28 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:53,662 Pleasure seeing you here. 29 00:04:54,205 --> 00:04:55,789 And you? 30 00:04:56,707 --> 00:04:59,251 What if I break your face? 31 00:05:01,629 --> 00:05:03,881 You're very ugly, no? 32 00:05:05,799 --> 00:05:07,801 You don't speak a word of Spanish. 33 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:10,429 We've got a winner here. 34 00:05:10,679 --> 00:05:12,097 Oh, I know. 35 00:05:12,556 --> 00:05:14,725 The rest of you can leave. 36 00:05:14,975 --> 00:05:16,477 Don't move! 37 00:05:16,727 --> 00:05:18,812 Get in the truck and leave. 38 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:20,064 Sir, you can't... 39 00:05:20,272 --> 00:05:21,857 Don't "sir" me, young man. 40 00:05:22,066 --> 00:05:24,860 You have no idea who you're dealing with. 41 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:29,406 Get in the truck right now! 42 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:33,285 We'll chat with our friend. You hit the road. 43 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:38,415 Keep on protecting us from the dangerous aliens. 44 00:05:42,753 --> 00:05:44,672 You ever hear of Division 6? 45 00:05:44,922 --> 00:05:46,674 There is no Division 6. 46 00:05:46,924 --> 00:05:48,008 This is bullshit. 47 00:05:48,258 --> 00:05:49,385 Hell, yeah. 48 00:05:50,844 --> 00:05:54,014 Looks like you fell off the bus in the wrong part of town. 49 00:05:54,264 --> 00:05:57,101 I'll bet you're not from anywhere near here. 50 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:02,397 Mikey? 51 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:11,698 Mikey, when they let you out of jail? 52 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,409 Political refugee. 53 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:17,538 You know how many treaties you just violated? 54 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,040 - One? - Try seven. 55 00:06:23,085 --> 00:06:24,753 You hand me that head. 56 00:06:30,425 --> 00:06:31,969 Put up your arms and flippers. 57 00:06:43,939 --> 00:06:44,856 Shit! 58 00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:50,696 Shoot him! 59 00:07:21,435 --> 00:07:22,978 - "That." - That... 60 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:28,984 Was not human. I know. You got some entrails on you. 61 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:31,278 What the hell? 62 00:07:31,528 --> 00:07:33,029 The situation's under control. 63 00:07:33,321 --> 00:07:35,448 Give me your attention for a moment. 64 00:07:35,949 --> 00:07:37,617 I'll tell you what happened. 65 00:07:46,459 --> 00:07:51,047 This is called a neuralizer. It's a gift from friends from out of town. 66 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:53,133 This red eye isolates... 67 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:56,428 ...the brain's impulses, specifically the ones for memory. 68 00:07:57,012 --> 00:07:59,222 Give me a splay burn on the perimeter... 69 00:07:59,472 --> 00:08:01,641 ...with holes at 40, 60, and 80 metres... 70 00:08:02,017 --> 00:08:04,019 ...from right here. Thank you. 71 00:08:09,733 --> 00:08:10,567 That's good. 72 00:08:11,318 --> 00:08:12,569 What's going on? 73 00:08:12,861 --> 00:08:14,279 Excellent question. 74 00:08:14,529 --> 00:08:17,157 The answer you're looking for lies right here. 75 00:08:20,243 --> 00:08:22,078 Who are you, really? 76 00:08:22,329 --> 00:08:23,163 Really? 77 00:08:24,247 --> 00:08:27,375 I am just a figment of your imagination. 78 00:08:31,671 --> 00:08:33,715 Damn, what a gullible breed. 79 00:08:34,924 --> 00:08:38,428 I'm serious. You're lucky to be alive after that blast. 80 00:08:38,678 --> 00:08:39,512 What blast? 81 00:08:39,721 --> 00:08:41,264 The underground gas main. 82 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:43,725 You should exercise caution before firing... 83 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:46,394 ...l'll tell you that now. Especially you. 84 00:08:47,937 --> 00:08:50,857 Have yourself checked out with EMS before you leave. 85 00:09:03,703 --> 00:09:05,288 I'm sorry about back there. 86 00:09:05,538 --> 00:09:06,789 It happens. 87 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,541 Didn't used to. 88 00:09:10,585 --> 00:09:12,921 The spirit's willing, Kay... 89 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:16,049 ...but the rest of me... 90 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,929 They're beautiful, aren't they? 91 00:09:21,721 --> 00:09:23,264 The stars. 92 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,434 We never just look anymore. 93 00:09:32,065 --> 00:09:33,733 I'll tell you, Kay... 94 00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:36,778 ...I will miss the chase. 95 00:09:42,075 --> 00:09:42,950 No, Dee... 96 00:09:44,118 --> 00:09:45,286 ...you won't. 97 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:48,581 Freeze! 98 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:50,958 NYPD! Freeze! 99 00:09:52,418 --> 00:09:53,753 All yours, Edwards. 100 00:09:55,755 --> 00:09:57,340 Freeze means stop! 101 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,473 What the hell?! 102 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,818 It just be raining black people in New York. 103 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,552 Do you see this? 104 00:10:43,803 --> 00:10:45,763 N-Y-P-D! 105 00:10:45,972 --> 00:10:48,557 Means I will knock your punk-ass down! 106 00:10:48,808 --> 00:10:50,142 He's coming! 107 00:10:50,393 --> 00:10:53,187 Yeah, and when he gets here, I'll arrest his ass too. 108 00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:59,360 You trying to catch a beat-down? 109 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,928 What's up? 110 00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:10,931 He's coming. 111 00:12:11,223 --> 00:12:14,018 He's coming because I failed. Now he'll kill me. 112 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:16,562 You pissing everybody off today, huh? 113 00:12:18,397 --> 00:12:20,065 You don't understand. 114 00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:22,484 Your world's gonna end. 115 00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:26,739 What are you? 116 00:12:32,745 --> 00:12:35,038 Watch that ledge. Watch the ledge. 117 00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:38,584 Come on down. We'll get those eyes fixed, don't worry. 118 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,003 Wait a minute. Let me talk to you! 119 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,679 I work my butt off to make a living. 120 00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:54,224 All I want is to come home to a fat steak on the table... 121 00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:56,727 ...but instead I get this. It looks like poison. 122 00:12:57,102 --> 00:13:01,231 Don't take that away! I'm eating that! It is poison, isn't it? 123 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,067 I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if it was... 124 00:13:04,318 --> 00:13:07,905 ...the way you skulk like a dog been hit too much, or not enough! 125 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,406 I can't decide. 126 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,283 You're useless, Beatrice. 127 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:15,662 The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck! 128 00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:27,299 Figures. 129 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:37,893 What the heck is it? 130 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,313 Get your big butt back in the house. 131 00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:57,287 Place projectile weapon on the ground. 132 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,247 You can have my gun... 133 00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,625 ...when you pry it from my dead fingers. 134 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,211 Your proposal is acceptable. 135 00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,296 Edgar, what on earth was that? 136 00:14:48,546 --> 00:14:49,714 Sugar. 137 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,425 I've never seen sugar do that. 138 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,762 Give me sugar. 139 00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:01,768 In water. 140 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,401 More. 141 00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,114 More. 142 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,755 Your skin is hanging off your bones. 143 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:43,560 Is that better? 144 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,633 "The perpetrator blinked two sets of eyelids." 145 00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,593 Blinked with both eyes? 146 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,888 He blinked one set, then a completely different set. 147 00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:23,641 You know, like high beams and low beams. 148 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,604 Was that before or after he drew the weapon that you claim... 149 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,982 ...evaporated into a million pieces? 150 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,859 After, sir. 151 00:16:33,735 --> 00:16:37,447 Why is it that no other officers saw either of these events? 152 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,283 Some of them are soggy around the midsection. 153 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,118 They weren't able to keep up. 154 00:16:42,326 --> 00:16:44,370 If you were half the man I am... 155 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,165 I am half the man that you are. 156 00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:49,041 What is your problem? 157 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,418 You're in my face. 158 00:16:50,668 --> 00:16:53,171 - I think he threw him off the roof. - You next. 159 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,422 I wanna talk to you. 160 00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:57,341 Ten minutes, you take your best shot, tough guy. 161 00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:01,929 Take 10 minutes on a StairMaster, you pudgy bastard! 162 00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:09,687 I believe you. Laurel Weaver. Deputy Medical Examiner. 163 00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:12,023 Find me at the morgue. I'll show you. 164 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,065 Wait. 165 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,358 Wait a minute! 166 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:19,614 You're Dr. Weaver with the coroner's office working on the John Doe? 167 00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:22,366 - That's right. - Will you look at this, please? 168 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,042 Some night, huh? 169 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,209 Some night. 170 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,378 They were gills, not eyelids. 171 00:17:35,796 --> 00:17:37,757 Gills. He was out of breath. 172 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,717 Who are you? 173 00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,635 Did he say anything to you? 174 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,846 He said the world was coming to an end. 175 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,307 Did he say when? 176 00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:55,149 Would you recognize his weapon if you saw it again? 177 00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:56,776 Absolutely. 178 00:17:58,402 --> 00:18:00,070 Come on, let's take a ride. 179 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:03,073 Wait a minute. Look, I got tons of paperwork... 180 00:18:03,324 --> 00:18:04,200 It's all done. 181 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,326 Good work. 182 00:18:05,576 --> 00:18:08,496 You really ran this dude down on foot? That's tough. 183 00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:10,289 That's double tough. 184 00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:20,633 So who exactly are you with? 185 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,426 So who exactly are you with? 186 00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:24,845 FBI? NSA? 187 00:18:25,095 --> 00:18:29,642 I'm part of a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices aliens on Earth. 188 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:31,185 Yeah, whatever. 189 00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:32,645 We're here. 190 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,315 This is where we're going? 191 00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,484 This is Jack Jeebs' spot. 192 00:18:38,692 --> 00:18:41,028 He buys from chain-snatchers. Doesn't sell guns. 193 00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:42,321 Really? 194 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:43,906 All right, look. 195 00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:48,243 I'm gonna go in and put my thing down, but when I come out, I want answers. 196 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,162 Okay, go put your thing down. 197 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,670 Officer Eduardo! 198 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,756 How did these get here? I thought I turned them in. 199 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:04,343 I hear you're into something hotter than stolen Rolexes. 200 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:07,304 I deal crack, but I still work here. I love the hours. 201 00:19:07,763 --> 00:19:10,682 I'm talking about guns, smart-ass! Weird ones. 202 00:19:11,308 --> 00:19:14,103 Come on! What you see is what I got. 203 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,023 Show him the imports, Jeebs. 204 00:19:19,149 --> 00:19:20,776 Hey, Kay. How are you? 205 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,071 - Show him the imports. - I got out of that business. 206 00:19:24,321 --> 00:19:25,823 Why do you lie to me? 207 00:19:26,323 --> 00:19:27,533 Hold on a second. 208 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:28,951 I'll count to three. 209 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,120 He'll do it, Jeebs. That man does not look stable. 210 00:19:32,329 --> 00:19:34,998 You know what? He's crazy when he's like this. 211 00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:37,209 He's always crazy. Get a massage. 212 00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:38,335 Take a cruise... 213 00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,421 - Drop the weapon. - I warned him. 214 00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:42,506 Drop the weapon! 215 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,007 - You warned him. - I'll kill you. 216 00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:47,386 You insensitive jerk! 217 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:53,558 Do you have any idea how much that stings? 218 00:19:53,934 --> 00:19:56,311 Show us the merchandise, or you'll lose another head. 219 00:20:09,157 --> 00:20:09,992 Mr. Edwards... 220 00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:17,416 There, the one in the middle. 221 00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:24,172 You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity... 222 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,842 ...to an unlicensed cephalopoid! You piece of... 223 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,593 He looked okay to me. 224 00:20:28,802 --> 00:20:30,720 It was for an assassination. The target? 225 00:20:30,971 --> 00:20:31,888 I don't know. 226 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,974 - Goddamn it! - I don't know! 227 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,768 All that's confiscated. 228 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:41,106 Be on the next transport off this rock, or I shoot where it don't grow back. 229 00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:48,238 And I'm gonna be back to talk about them Rolexes. 230 00:21:10,885 --> 00:21:13,054 Searching for a handle on the moment? 231 00:21:14,764 --> 00:21:16,266 I can't help you. 232 00:21:17,225 --> 00:21:18,810 The only comfort I can offer... 233 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:22,397 ...is my promise that tomorrow you won't remember a thing. 234 00:21:22,939 --> 00:21:25,567 That's not exactly some shit you forget. 235 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,277 Ever seen one of these? 236 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,241 She looks over to her husband... 237 00:21:33,491 --> 00:21:36,578 ...then sets it down in her lap and says: 238 00:21:36,786 --> 00:21:39,998 " Honey, this one's eating my popcorn." 239 00:21:43,293 --> 00:21:44,335 Get it? 240 00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:45,920 This one's eating... 241 00:21:48,298 --> 00:21:50,425 Gotta go. Thanks for the egg rolls. 242 00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:51,968 Wait a minute. 243 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,094 Who are you? 244 00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:55,930 See what I mean about tequila? You're very bright. 245 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,932 But you need to lay off the sauce. 246 00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,435 I'll see you bright and early, 9:00. 247 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:01,519 Be there... 248 00:22:02,312 --> 00:22:03,855 ...or be square. 249 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:26,628 Well, well, well. 250 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:30,173 Moving right in, are we? Think we own the place? 251 00:22:30,381 --> 00:22:32,300 I got an eviction notice for you. 252 00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:35,345 Just what exactly do you think you're doing here? 253 00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:37,639 Taking care of your pest problem. 254 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:39,223 Pest problem? 255 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:41,309 Pest? 256 00:22:41,517 --> 00:22:43,519 You got a hell of an infestation. 257 00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:46,564 You know, I've noticed an infestation here. 258 00:22:46,773 --> 00:22:49,567 Everywhere I look, nothing but undeveloped, unevolved... 259 00:22:49,817 --> 00:22:52,320 ...barely conscious pond scum... 260 00:22:52,528 --> 00:22:55,198 ...totally convinced of their own superiority... 261 00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:57,533 ...as they scurry about their short... 262 00:22:57,784 --> 00:22:59,535 ...pointless lives. 263 00:23:02,538 --> 00:23:04,374 Don't you wanna get rid of them? 264 00:23:04,624 --> 00:23:06,334 In the worst way. 265 00:23:42,161 --> 00:23:43,579 Help you? 266 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:45,873 This dude gave me this card... 267 00:23:46,123 --> 00:23:47,416 Elevator. 268 00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:14,402 You're late. Sit down. 269 00:24:21,409 --> 00:24:22,868 My name is Zed. 270 00:24:23,285 --> 00:24:25,913 You're all here because you're the best. 271 00:24:26,122 --> 00:24:30,709 Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, NYPD. 272 00:24:31,085 --> 00:24:32,253 We want one of you. 273 00:24:32,795 --> 00:24:33,921 Just one. 274 00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:36,924 What will follow is a series of simple tests... 275 00:24:37,174 --> 00:24:40,719 ...for motor skills, concentration, stamina. 276 00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:42,888 I see we have a question. 277 00:24:43,139 --> 00:24:46,725 I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but... 278 00:24:46,976 --> 00:24:48,394 ...why are we here? 279 00:24:48,644 --> 00:24:49,645 Son. 280 00:24:50,145 --> 00:24:53,065 Lieutenant Jensen. West Point graduate with honours. 281 00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:56,944 We're here because you want the best of the best of the best, sir! 282 00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:04,368 What's so funny, Edwards? 283 00:25:04,743 --> 00:25:06,829 Your boy, Captain America, here. 284 00:25:07,454 --> 00:25:09,999 "The best of the best of the best, sir!" 285 00:25:10,332 --> 00:25:11,166 "With honours." 286 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:13,627 He's just really excited... 287 00:25:13,836 --> 00:25:15,921 ...and has no clue why we're here. 288 00:25:16,171 --> 00:25:18,590 That's just very funny to me. 289 00:25:20,009 --> 00:25:21,677 Y'all ain't laughing, though. 290 00:25:29,518 --> 00:25:31,437 Okay, let's get going. 291 00:26:56,063 --> 00:26:57,314 Wanna get down on this? 292 00:27:23,256 --> 00:27:24,925 Edwards, what happened? 293 00:27:25,967 --> 00:27:26,801 Hesitated. 294 00:27:29,638 --> 00:27:33,350 May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die? 295 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,977 She was the only one that seemed dangerous. 296 00:27:36,186 --> 00:27:37,604 How'd you figure that? 297 00:27:37,812 --> 00:27:40,523 I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the light... 298 00:27:40,774 --> 00:27:42,359 ...but he's just working out. 299 00:27:42,651 --> 00:27:46,321 How'd I feel if somebody bust my ass while I'm on the treadmill? 300 00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:48,448 Then I saw this snarling beast. 301 00:27:48,698 --> 00:27:51,743 I noticed he had a tissue in his hand and realized... 302 00:27:51,993 --> 00:27:54,037 ...he's not snarling, he's sneezing. 303 00:27:54,287 --> 00:27:55,622 Ain't no threat there. 304 00:27:55,872 --> 00:27:56,957 Then I saw Tiffany. 305 00:27:57,207 --> 00:28:00,126 8-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto... 306 00:28:00,377 --> 00:28:03,213 ...bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books? 307 00:28:03,505 --> 00:28:05,298 She about to start some shit. 308 00:28:05,507 --> 00:28:08,051 Those books are way too advanced for her. 309 00:28:08,301 --> 00:28:10,679 If you ask me, she's up to something. 310 00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:13,682 I'd appreciate it if you eased up about it. 311 00:28:17,852 --> 00:28:19,854 Or do I owe her an apology? 312 00:28:27,487 --> 00:28:28,905 Good shot, though, right? 313 00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:36,371 He has a problem with authority. 314 00:28:36,621 --> 00:28:37,914 So do I. 315 00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:41,376 But this kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot, boss. 316 00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:43,461 That's gotta be tough enough. 317 00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:46,798 Let's hope you know what you're doing. 318 00:28:55,223 --> 00:28:57,392 Gentlemen, congratulations. 319 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,145 You're everything we expect from years of government training. 320 00:29:01,354 --> 00:29:04,983 If you'll just follow me, we have one more test to administer. 321 00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:06,859 An eye exam. 322 00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:21,082 Where are you going? 323 00:29:22,917 --> 00:29:24,419 What the hell is all this? 324 00:29:24,669 --> 00:29:27,797 In the 1950s, the government started an underfunded agency... 325 00:29:28,047 --> 00:29:30,800 ...with the laughable purpose of establishing contact... 326 00:29:31,009 --> 00:29:32,802 ...with a race not of this planet. 327 00:29:33,011 --> 00:29:35,179 Look at the end of this device. 328 00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:38,433 Everyone thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens... 329 00:29:38,683 --> 00:29:41,769 ...who made contact on March 2, 1961 outside New York. 330 00:29:42,019 --> 00:29:46,065 There were nine of us the first night. Seven agents, one astronomer... 331 00:29:46,274 --> 00:29:48,443 ...and a dumb kid who'd gotten lost. 332 00:29:48,693 --> 00:29:51,529 You brought that tall man some flowers. 333 00:29:52,155 --> 00:29:53,322 This way. 334 00:29:54,449 --> 00:29:56,784 They were a group of intergalactic refugees. 335 00:29:57,034 --> 00:30:00,663 Wanted Earth as an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet. 336 00:30:00,913 --> 00:30:02,456 You ever see Casablanca? 337 00:30:02,707 --> 00:30:04,375 Same thing, except no Nazis. 338 00:30:04,584 --> 00:30:07,920 We agreed and concealed all evidence of their landing. 339 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,009 So these are real flying saucers and the World's Fair was a cover-up? 340 00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:14,427 Why hold it in Queens? 341 00:30:14,677 --> 00:30:17,597 More nonhumans arrive every year and live among us in secret. 342 00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:22,602 Not to change the subject, but when was the last time you got a CAT scan? 343 00:30:22,852 --> 00:30:26,522 - Six months ago. It's company policy. - Make another appointment. 344 00:30:26,772 --> 00:30:29,984 Tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time... 345 00:30:30,234 --> 00:30:33,279 ...and thank you for everything, but show me the door. 346 00:30:33,529 --> 00:30:36,616 All right. I'm getting some coffee. You want some? 347 00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:38,659 No, thank you, I'm fine. 348 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,082 How you doing? 349 00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,500 Hi, Kay. 350 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:50,212 - That's not decaf, is it? - Viennese cinnamon. 351 00:30:50,629 --> 00:30:54,550 Don't tell me we only got powdered stuff for cream. I hate it. 352 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:58,721 Well, that's good. Good. Good. 353 00:30:59,597 --> 00:31:01,307 You guys getting along all right? 354 00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:04,435 Don't work too hard. 355 00:31:08,272 --> 00:31:10,274 Sure you don't want some coffee? 356 00:31:16,739 --> 00:31:18,240 Here's the deal. 357 00:31:18,491 --> 00:31:21,827 At any given time, there are around 1500 aliens on the planet. 358 00:31:22,077 --> 00:31:24,038 Most of them here in Manhattan. 359 00:31:24,288 --> 00:31:27,166 Most of them are decent. Just trying to make a living. 360 00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:29,877 - Cab drivers? - Not as many as you'd think. 361 00:31:30,377 --> 00:31:33,505 Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. Don't want one. 362 00:31:33,756 --> 00:31:38,219 They're happy. They think they have a good bead on things. 363 00:31:39,094 --> 00:31:41,597 People are smart. They can handle it. 364 00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:42,973 A person is smart. 365 00:31:43,307 --> 00:31:47,061 People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it. 366 00:31:47,436 --> 00:31:50,564 1500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was... 367 00:31:50,814 --> 00:31:52,524 ...the centre of the universe. 368 00:31:52,775 --> 00:31:56,111 500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat. 369 00:31:56,362 --> 00:32:00,407 And 15 minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. 370 00:32:02,493 --> 00:32:04,536 Imagine what you'll know... 371 00:32:04,745 --> 00:32:05,913 ...tomorrow. 372 00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:10,542 - What's the catch? - The catch? 373 00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:13,629 The catch is, you will sever all human contact. 374 00:32:13,879 --> 00:32:16,965 Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere... 375 00:32:18,884 --> 00:32:19,927 ...ever. 376 00:32:23,263 --> 00:32:25,766 I'll give you to sunrise to think it over. 377 00:32:30,896 --> 00:32:32,231 Is it worth it? 378 00:32:32,481 --> 00:32:33,857 Yeah, it's worth it. 379 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,986 If you're strong enough. 380 00:33:38,213 --> 00:33:39,589 What's up, pops? 381 00:33:50,183 --> 00:33:51,143 I'm in... 382 00:33:51,351 --> 00:33:54,688 ...because there's some next-level shit going on here. 383 00:33:54,896 --> 00:33:58,150 Before y'all beam me up, there's a few things to understand. 384 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,154 First off, you chose me, so you recognize the skills. 385 00:34:02,404 --> 00:34:06,032 I don't want nobody calling me "son" or " kid" or "sport." Cool? 386 00:34:06,283 --> 00:34:07,534 Cool. Whatever, slick. 387 00:34:07,742 --> 00:34:10,996 But I need to tell you something about all your skills. 388 00:34:12,289 --> 00:34:13,206 As of right now, they mean precisely... 389 00:34:13,206 --> 00:34:15,542 As of right now, they mean precisely... 390 00:34:15,959 --> 00:34:17,252 ...dick. 391 00:34:30,473 --> 00:34:32,976 - Purpose of trip? - Diplomatic mission. 392 00:34:33,226 --> 00:34:34,144 Duration of stay? 393 00:34:34,394 --> 00:34:35,687 Lunch. 394 00:34:35,937 --> 00:34:37,772 Any fruits or vegetables? 395 00:34:50,285 --> 00:34:52,746 You wanna stay away from that guy. 396 00:34:53,955 --> 00:34:55,373 He's grouchy. 397 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:58,752 Three hours in customs after a 17-trillion-mile trip... 398 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,462 ...will make anyone cranky. 399 00:35:00,670 --> 00:35:02,589 What government branch do we report to? 400 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:05,425 - None. They ask too many questions. - Who pays for this? 401 00:35:05,633 --> 00:35:10,096 We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out-of-state visitors. 402 00:35:10,346 --> 00:35:12,515 Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. 403 00:35:12,724 --> 00:35:14,601 This is a fascinating gadget. 404 00:35:15,143 --> 00:35:18,688 It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again. 405 00:35:18,938 --> 00:35:23,067 That's fun. A universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it. 406 00:35:23,318 --> 00:35:25,904 Human thought is so primitive. It's looked upon... 407 00:35:26,154 --> 00:35:28,698 ...as an infectious disease in some galaxies. 408 00:35:28,948 --> 00:35:30,783 That kind of makes you proud. 409 00:35:31,034 --> 00:35:32,118 What's this? 410 00:35:35,955 --> 00:35:37,207 Just be calm! 411 00:35:37,457 --> 00:35:38,499 Relax! 412 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:40,543 Watch your head! 413 00:35:41,044 --> 00:35:42,754 Someone get him some ice! 414 00:35:43,588 --> 00:35:46,716 Look out! Move! Just move when it's coming at you! 415 00:35:52,930 --> 00:35:53,765 Damn! 416 00:35:54,515 --> 00:35:56,100 I'll pay for that! 417 00:36:07,403 --> 00:36:10,531 This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout. 418 00:36:11,491 --> 00:36:13,618 Practical joke by the Great Attractor. 419 00:36:13,868 --> 00:36:15,495 He thought it was funny. 420 00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:18,164 Sorry, y'all. 421 00:36:18,831 --> 00:36:20,958 It was a accident. Sorry. 422 00:36:21,501 --> 00:36:23,586 Observation, the heart of our endeavour. 423 00:36:23,836 --> 00:36:26,005 Meet the twins, Blblup and Bob. 424 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:29,592 This map shows the location of every alien on Earth. 425 00:36:29,842 --> 00:36:31,844 Some are under constant surveillance. 426 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:34,305 Everyone on those screens is an alien. 427 00:36:34,555 --> 00:36:37,433 In public, they're as normal as you are, but in private... 428 00:36:38,017 --> 00:36:39,018 You'll get the idea. 429 00:36:40,228 --> 00:36:41,604 Oh, man. 430 00:36:42,063 --> 00:36:43,689 Doesn't make any sense, right? 431 00:36:44,899 --> 00:36:47,568 Well, no, it makes perfect sense. 432 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:51,405 In third grade, everyone said I was crazy, but I knew our teacher... 433 00:36:51,614 --> 00:36:53,866 ...had to be from Venus or something. 434 00:36:54,075 --> 00:36:56,827 Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually. Well, one of the moons. 435 00:36:58,246 --> 00:36:59,121 ...revolve. 436 00:36:59,372 --> 00:37:00,706 Class... 437 00:37:01,165 --> 00:37:03,542 ...be quiet and pay attention! 438 00:37:04,502 --> 00:37:06,128 If I have to tell you... 439 00:37:06,337 --> 00:37:08,714 ...one more time... 440 00:37:10,424 --> 00:37:11,634 Let's put it on. 441 00:37:12,468 --> 00:37:13,302 Put what on? 442 00:37:13,928 --> 00:37:16,430 The last suit you'll ever wear. 443 00:37:28,943 --> 00:37:31,654 You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned... 444 00:37:31,904 --> 00:37:33,906 ... by MiB Special Services. 445 00:37:34,407 --> 00:37:37,201 You'll conform to the identity we give you... 446 00:37:37,451 --> 00:37:40,246 ... eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. 447 00:37:40,871 --> 00:37:41,831 From now on... 448 00:37:42,081 --> 00:37:44,583 ... you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. 449 00:37:44,834 --> 00:37:47,461 You will not stand out in any way. 450 00:37:47,878 --> 00:37:49,755 Your entire image is crafted... 451 00:37:50,005 --> 00:37:52,925 ... to leave no lasting memory with anyone you meet. 452 00:37:53,259 --> 00:37:55,678 You are a rumour, recognizable only as... 453 00:37:55,886 --> 00:37:58,764 ... déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly. 454 00:37:59,014 --> 00:38:01,350 You don't exist. You were never born. 455 00:38:04,103 --> 00:38:06,063 Anonymity is your name. 456 00:38:06,313 --> 00:38:08,190 Silence, your native tongue. 457 00:38:08,983 --> 00:38:11,277 You're no longer part of the system. 458 00:38:11,485 --> 00:38:13,654 You are above the system. Over it. 459 00:38:14,154 --> 00:38:15,698 Beyond it. 460 00:38:16,865 --> 00:38:19,034 We're "them. " We're "they. " 461 00:38:19,410 --> 00:38:21,870 We are the Men in Black. 462 00:38:29,211 --> 00:38:32,298 You know what the difference is between you and me? 463 00:38:34,842 --> 00:38:36,802 I make this look good. 464 00:38:38,971 --> 00:38:40,931 We're gonna go for a little ride. 465 00:38:41,348 --> 00:38:45,019 I'll put you down here for a minute, and Daddy will be right back. 466 00:39:16,467 --> 00:39:19,344 Okay, now we're ready to go for a little ride. 467 00:39:19,595 --> 00:39:23,182 We'll meet one of Daddy's friends, and you'll like him. 468 00:39:26,226 --> 00:39:28,187 Okay, let's see. 469 00:39:28,854 --> 00:39:32,316 Bee, we got the deposed sur-prefect of Singalee... 470 00:39:32,566 --> 00:39:35,485 ...touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight. 471 00:39:35,736 --> 00:39:38,363 -Humanoid? - You wish. Bring a sponge. 472 00:39:39,573 --> 00:39:41,658 Here. Red letter from last night. 473 00:39:42,367 --> 00:39:45,329 We had an unauthorized landing in upstate New York. 474 00:39:45,579 --> 00:39:47,581 Keep your ears open on this one. 475 00:39:47,789 --> 00:39:51,209 We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here. 476 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,546 We got a skimmer. 477 00:39:54,921 --> 00:39:56,840 Landed alien out of zone. Who is it? 478 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:58,133 Redgick. 479 00:39:58,383 --> 00:40:01,386 He's not cleared to leave Manhattan, but he's out of town... 480 00:40:01,636 --> 00:40:03,680 ...stuck on the New Jersey turnpike. 481 00:40:03,930 --> 00:40:05,640 Take junior with you. 482 00:40:05,891 --> 00:40:08,685 This is a good one for him to warm up on. 483 00:40:09,269 --> 00:40:10,270 Go get him, tiger. 484 00:40:17,235 --> 00:40:19,905 "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger." 485 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:22,449 Zed... 486 00:40:23,408 --> 00:40:24,576 He just... 487 00:40:26,161 --> 00:40:30,123 Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise around... 488 00:40:30,332 --> 00:40:31,792 ...in a Ford POS. 489 00:40:34,336 --> 00:40:36,171 Fasten your seat belt. 490 00:40:36,421 --> 00:40:38,256 We gotta work on your people skills. 491 00:40:38,507 --> 00:40:41,218 You'd get a better reaction if you were polite. 492 00:40:41,468 --> 00:40:43,094 Fasten your seat belt, please. 493 00:40:43,303 --> 00:40:44,930 Good. Did you hurt yourself? 494 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:52,437 The red button there, kid. Don't ever touch the red button. 495 00:41:02,447 --> 00:41:05,116 All right, pop, that'll be $72 there. 496 00:41:05,742 --> 00:41:08,954 Okay, sweetie, let me pay the impolite driver. 497 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:42,987 Sorry I'm late. The cab drivers on this planet are terrible. 498 00:41:43,238 --> 00:41:45,615 Your Majesty, you are in grave danger. 499 00:41:45,865 --> 00:41:48,868 Yeah, and they overcharge you every time. 500 00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:52,956 Sir, a bug landed here. We must get you off the planet. 501 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:55,416 A bug? He must know why I'm here. 502 00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:57,168 We think he does. 503 00:41:58,711 --> 00:42:00,463 Is that what I think it is? 504 00:42:00,713 --> 00:42:03,216 No, just some diamonds for your children. 505 00:42:03,466 --> 00:42:04,676 Do we have time to eat? 506 00:42:05,468 --> 00:42:08,846 Sure. I ordered you some Pirogi. 507 00:42:12,058 --> 00:42:13,560 Six is up! 508 00:42:14,894 --> 00:42:15,937 Where is lvan? 509 00:42:16,187 --> 00:42:17,689 Gave him a break. 510 00:42:28,366 --> 00:42:31,411 To the continued reign of the Arquillian Empire. 511 00:42:31,661 --> 00:42:33,621 To the safety of the Galaxy. 512 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,965 You can kill us both, but you will not find the Galaxy. 513 00:42:44,924 --> 00:42:47,093 You're right about one thing. 514 00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:03,109 You're not going anywhere. 515 00:43:20,126 --> 00:43:22,295 Your licence and registration, please. 516 00:43:26,007 --> 00:43:29,135 Like to see your other licence and registration, please. 517 00:43:36,142 --> 00:43:39,979 You're restricted to Manhattan. Where are you going, Redgie? 518 00:43:40,771 --> 00:43:43,316 It's my wife. She's... Well, look. 519 00:43:48,112 --> 00:43:49,280 No big deal. 520 00:43:49,530 --> 00:43:51,657 Okay, you come with me, Redge. 521 00:43:53,826 --> 00:43:55,911 And you handle this. 522 00:43:56,162 --> 00:43:57,038 What?! Me? 523 00:43:57,788 --> 00:44:00,166 - You just catch. - Does he know what he's doing? 524 00:44:00,374 --> 00:44:02,460 He does it all the time. Let him work. 525 00:44:11,177 --> 00:44:12,928 Damn, man! 526 00:44:13,763 --> 00:44:16,432 Something's peeking! 527 00:44:16,682 --> 00:44:18,642 You're headed out of town. 528 00:44:18,893 --> 00:44:21,187 - We're meeting someone. - Who? 529 00:44:21,437 --> 00:44:24,440 - It's a ship. - I saw no departure clearance. 530 00:44:24,690 --> 00:44:25,566 You didn't? 531 00:44:25,816 --> 00:44:28,068 It's an emergency. 532 00:44:28,652 --> 00:44:29,987 You're doing fine! 533 00:44:30,196 --> 00:44:34,325 What kind of emergency? What's the rush to get off the planet? 534 00:44:34,658 --> 00:44:36,827 We don't like the neighbourhood anymore. 535 00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:38,913 Some of the new arrivals... 536 00:44:39,163 --> 00:44:42,500 New arrivals? Have anything to do with the crasher last night? 537 00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:44,084 Excuse me, miss! 538 00:44:47,755 --> 00:44:49,215 Oh, man. 539 00:44:49,798 --> 00:44:51,508 Oh, man! 540 00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:54,470 Look. 541 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,513 Oh, man! 542 00:44:58,057 --> 00:45:00,225 Congratulations, Redge. It's a... 543 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:02,478 ...squid. 544 00:45:05,856 --> 00:45:06,774 You know, it's... 545 00:45:07,775 --> 00:45:09,693 ...actually kind of... 546 00:45:16,033 --> 00:45:17,201 ...cute. 547 00:45:25,084 --> 00:45:27,252 Anything about that seem unusual? 548 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,465 What would scare Redgick so badly... 549 00:45:31,715 --> 00:45:34,176 ...that he'd risk a warp jump with a newborn? 550 00:45:34,635 --> 00:45:36,553 We'll check the hot sheets. 551 00:45:42,184 --> 00:45:43,393 These are " hot sheets"? 552 00:45:43,602 --> 00:45:45,646 Best investigative reporting on Earth. 553 00:45:45,896 --> 00:45:48,982 Read The New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes. 554 00:45:49,358 --> 00:45:53,070 Cannot believe you're looking for tips in the supermarket tabloids. 555 00:45:54,571 --> 00:45:56,073 Not " looking for." 556 00:45:56,949 --> 00:45:59,618 Found. 557 00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:14,716 - Wait a minute, slow down. - Why? 558 00:46:14,967 --> 00:46:18,178 Give her time to get the wrong impression. Makes it smoother. 559 00:46:19,304 --> 00:46:20,722 Can I help you? 560 00:46:20,973 --> 00:46:24,268 Yes, ma'am. I'm Agent Manheim, this is Agent Black, FBI. 561 00:46:24,518 --> 00:46:26,228 We'd like to talk about your visitor. 562 00:46:26,478 --> 00:46:27,896 Gonna make fun of me too? 563 00:46:28,146 --> 00:46:32,234 No, we do not have a sense of humour we're aware of. May we come in? 564 00:46:33,986 --> 00:46:34,861 Sure. 565 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,530 - Thank you. - Lemonade? 566 00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:38,198 Oh, yes, please. 567 00:46:42,828 --> 00:46:45,247 The chief of police came to the house... 568 00:46:45,497 --> 00:46:47,457 ...and did an investigation. 569 00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:51,086 Took a police report and writ down everything I said... 570 00:46:51,336 --> 00:46:53,130 ...not believing one thing I said. 571 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,090 Sort of poking fun at me. 572 00:46:55,340 --> 00:46:57,426 He asked me, " If he was murdered... 573 00:46:57,676 --> 00:47:00,095 ...how was he able to walk back in the house?" 574 00:47:00,345 --> 00:47:03,181 I gotta admit to you that that one got me stumped. 575 00:47:03,598 --> 00:47:06,143 I tell you, I know Edgar, and that wasn't Edgar. 576 00:47:07,686 --> 00:47:10,647 It was like something was wearing Edgar. 577 00:47:12,649 --> 00:47:13,900 Like a suit... 578 00:47:14,526 --> 00:47:15,944 ...an Edgar suit. 579 00:47:23,535 --> 00:47:26,246 Dude was that ugly before he was an alien. 580 00:47:29,165 --> 00:47:31,001 I'm sorry. 581 00:47:31,376 --> 00:47:32,419 Go on. 582 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:34,588 Anyway... 583 00:47:34,838 --> 00:47:36,881 ...I come to and he's gone. 584 00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:38,883 He say anything? 585 00:47:39,217 --> 00:47:42,053 Yes. He asked me for some water. 586 00:47:42,679 --> 00:47:44,514 Some sugar water. 587 00:47:44,889 --> 00:47:45,974 Sugar water? 588 00:47:46,224 --> 00:47:49,227 I remember that right. I thought that that was odd... 589 00:47:49,602 --> 00:47:53,690 ...that he asked me for sugar water and not lemonade or ice water... 590 00:47:54,107 --> 00:47:55,358 ...or regular water... 591 00:47:55,608 --> 00:47:56,860 ...tap water. 592 00:47:57,944 --> 00:48:00,613 All right, Beatrice. There was no alien. 593 00:48:00,864 --> 00:48:03,158 The flash of light was not a U.F.O. 594 00:48:03,408 --> 00:48:07,704 Gas was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. 595 00:48:07,954 --> 00:48:09,205 Wait a minute. 596 00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:12,876 That thing erases her memory, and you just make up a new one? 597 00:48:13,126 --> 00:48:14,753 A standard-issue neuralizer. 598 00:48:15,003 --> 00:48:17,714 That weak-ass story is the best you came up with? 599 00:48:18,047 --> 00:48:20,592 All right. On a more personal note... 600 00:48:20,842 --> 00:48:24,846 ...Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend. You'll stay with your mama... 601 00:48:25,096 --> 00:48:26,473 ...and decide you're better off. 602 00:48:26,723 --> 00:48:30,393 Yeah, because he never appreciated you anyway. 603 00:48:30,977 --> 00:48:32,896 In fact, you know what? 604 00:48:33,146 --> 00:48:35,857 You kicked him out. And now that he's gone... 605 00:48:36,107 --> 00:48:39,235 ...you'll go in town, find yourself some nice dresses. 606 00:48:39,485 --> 00:48:43,531 Get yourself some shoes. Find somewhere you could get a facial. 607 00:48:45,116 --> 00:48:48,411 And hire a decorator to come in here quick because... damn! 608 00:48:56,544 --> 00:48:58,338 When do I get my own flashy... 609 00:48:58,588 --> 00:48:59,964 ...memory messer-upper? 610 00:49:00,214 --> 00:49:01,215 When you grow up. 611 00:49:05,345 --> 00:49:06,304 Please. Not green. 612 00:49:07,805 --> 00:49:08,765 Oh, damn! 613 00:49:10,516 --> 00:49:13,353 Do you know which alien leaves a green spectral trail... 614 00:49:13,603 --> 00:49:14,937 ...and craves sugar water? 615 00:49:15,938 --> 00:49:19,776 That was on Jeopardy last night. Damn, Alex said it was... 616 00:49:20,026 --> 00:49:21,861 Zed, we have a bug. 617 00:49:22,570 --> 00:49:25,323 So... What? We don't like bugs? 618 00:49:25,573 --> 00:49:27,742 Bugs thrive on carnage, tiger. 619 00:49:28,201 --> 00:49:32,538 They consume, infest, destroy, live off the death of other species. 620 00:49:32,789 --> 00:49:34,832 You were stung as a child, right? 621 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:39,087 Imagine a giant cockroach with unlimited strength... 622 00:49:39,337 --> 00:49:42,924 ...a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper... 623 00:49:43,132 --> 00:49:46,427 ...is terrorizing Manhattan Island in a new Edgar suit. 624 00:49:47,595 --> 00:49:48,721 That sound like fun? 625 00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:52,225 What's the move? 626 00:49:53,392 --> 00:49:55,853 With a bug in town, we'll watch the morgues. 627 00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:10,034 Where do you want contestant number 3? 628 00:50:10,243 --> 00:50:11,744 Just leave it there. 629 00:50:11,994 --> 00:50:13,079 What's with the cat? 630 00:50:13,329 --> 00:50:16,374 There's a problem with the cat. Sign here. 631 00:50:16,624 --> 00:50:19,418 - What's the problem with the cat? - It's your problem. 632 00:50:22,755 --> 00:50:24,298 I hate the living. 633 00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:27,677 Shall we? 634 00:50:57,331 --> 00:50:59,208 Oh, my God! 635 00:51:03,295 --> 00:51:05,297 Buddy, what are you? 636 00:51:13,681 --> 00:51:16,934 Subject was approximately 112 degrees at time of autopsy... 637 00:51:17,184 --> 00:51:19,353 ...indicating a temperature increase. 638 00:51:19,603 --> 00:51:23,732 Examiner tried to verify this rectally, but the subject had no rectum. 639 00:51:23,983 --> 00:51:25,401 Which is really... 640 00:51:25,651 --> 00:51:26,527 Weird. 641 00:51:27,403 --> 00:51:31,574 I'm Dr. Leo Manville, Department of Public Health. This is Dr. White. 642 00:51:32,616 --> 00:51:34,660 You must not have a home life. 643 00:51:34,868 --> 00:51:38,122 We watch the morgues carefully. You have something unusual? 644 00:51:38,372 --> 00:51:40,666 I'd say so. Triple homicide. 645 00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:42,793 The first body was normal, except he was broken in half. 646 00:51:42,793 --> 00:51:44,086 The first body was normal, except he was broken in half. 647 00:51:44,336 --> 00:51:46,839 But when I opened up the other two, well... 648 00:51:47,089 --> 00:51:48,048 Let me show you. 649 00:51:54,972 --> 00:51:58,100 There's a skeletal structure unlike anything I've seen. 650 00:51:58,350 --> 00:51:59,810 I'll have a look at it. 651 00:52:00,019 --> 00:52:02,229 You and Dr. Weaver check the other body. 652 00:52:02,438 --> 00:52:03,814 This way, doctor. 653 00:52:04,523 --> 00:52:06,400 This one's even stranger. 654 00:52:07,317 --> 00:52:09,987 I did a laparotomy. I started with the stomach. 655 00:52:10,237 --> 00:52:13,699 But we can start with the gastroesophageal junction. 656 00:52:14,825 --> 00:52:17,745 Let's start wherever you started at. 657 00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,538 Okey-dokey. 658 00:52:28,255 --> 00:52:29,840 - Is this your cat? - It is now. 659 00:52:30,048 --> 00:52:32,426 It came in with the body. Dive right in. 660 00:52:32,634 --> 00:52:34,344 I'm sure he won't mind. 661 00:52:37,973 --> 00:52:39,850 You have really pretty eyes. 662 00:52:40,851 --> 00:52:41,852 Thank you. 663 00:52:45,689 --> 00:52:46,607 Feel that? 664 00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:49,860 Where the pyloric junction would be? Push it aside. 665 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,363 Notice anything strange? Stomach, liver, lungs... 666 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:55,657 Nope, all fine. 667 00:52:55,908 --> 00:52:57,409 They're all missing. 668 00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,036 Of course. 669 00:52:59,286 --> 00:53:02,247 That's obviously the first thing I noticed. 670 00:53:02,789 --> 00:53:05,792 What I was pointing out is the fact that there are no... 671 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,295 ...pieces... 672 00:53:08,545 --> 00:53:10,047 ...of them left. 673 00:53:10,297 --> 00:53:13,342 You know, so they're intact... 674 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,928 ...wherever they are whole. That we can be sure of. 675 00:53:17,137 --> 00:53:18,555 Have we met before? 676 00:53:19,389 --> 00:53:21,475 I'm having a feeling of déjà vu. 677 00:53:22,976 --> 00:53:25,312 - Yeah, me too. - Really? 678 00:53:26,104 --> 00:53:28,565 Wanna know what I think? Don't tell him. 679 00:53:28,815 --> 00:53:32,152 He's under enough stress. I don't think it's a real body. 680 00:53:32,402 --> 00:53:35,739 I think it's some kind of transport unit for something else. 681 00:53:35,989 --> 00:53:37,824 The question is, what? 682 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,243 Is this freaking you out? 683 00:53:43,246 --> 00:53:44,456 No, girl. 684 00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:49,002 You know what I like to do sometimes when it's late? 685 00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:54,674 Dr. White. 686 00:53:56,426 --> 00:53:57,761 Excuse me. 687 00:54:02,474 --> 00:54:03,642 What do you think? 688 00:54:04,184 --> 00:54:07,395 Interesting. She got a "Queen of the Undead" thing going... 689 00:54:07,646 --> 00:54:08,939 Of the body. 690 00:54:09,147 --> 00:54:09,981 Great body. 691 00:54:10,190 --> 00:54:11,900 The dead body. 692 00:54:12,692 --> 00:54:14,653 You have to look at that thing. 693 00:54:14,986 --> 00:54:16,404 You recognize him? 694 00:54:17,113 --> 00:54:20,617 He looks like the big guy I saw at headquarters, only deader. 695 00:54:20,867 --> 00:54:22,202 What killed him? 696 00:54:23,495 --> 00:54:24,454 A bug? 697 00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:26,623 You're up, slugger. 698 00:54:30,669 --> 00:54:31,878 Look at this. 699 00:54:33,672 --> 00:54:35,090 What the hell is that? 700 00:54:53,650 --> 00:54:55,068 Must... 701 00:54:56,736 --> 00:54:58,696 To prevent... 702 00:55:01,157 --> 00:55:03,076 ...contest. 703 00:55:04,119 --> 00:55:05,578 What are you saying? 704 00:55:05,829 --> 00:55:07,247 To prevent... 705 00:55:07,497 --> 00:55:08,998 To prevent... 706 00:55:09,290 --> 00:55:10,333 ...struggle? 707 00:55:12,752 --> 00:55:13,795 To prevent... 708 00:55:14,337 --> 00:55:15,255 War? 709 00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:16,840 War. 710 00:55:19,425 --> 00:55:20,969 The Galaxy... 711 00:55:22,345 --> 00:55:24,097 ...is on... 712 00:55:24,514 --> 00:55:26,432 ...Orion's... 713 00:55:28,935 --> 00:55:29,769 ...be... 714 00:55:32,689 --> 00:55:34,148 What is word? 715 00:55:34,774 --> 00:55:36,109 The bed? 716 00:55:36,609 --> 00:55:38,611 Belt? Orion's belt? 717 00:55:58,881 --> 00:56:02,260 "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 718 00:56:02,510 --> 00:56:04,429 What the hell does that mean? 719 00:56:07,890 --> 00:56:09,392 Doctor... 720 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,935 ...whatever, come here. 721 00:56:11,185 --> 00:56:15,189 Dr. Whatever? You guys aren't really from the Department of Health. 722 00:56:15,481 --> 00:56:17,316 Rosenberg. Damn! 723 00:56:17,567 --> 00:56:21,904 The Arquillians won't like this. He was one of the royal family. 724 00:56:22,196 --> 00:56:23,406 This is an alien... 725 00:56:23,614 --> 00:56:26,951 ...and you're from a government agency keeping it under wraps. 726 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,413 He said, "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 727 00:56:30,663 --> 00:56:32,874 How else do you explain New York? 728 00:56:33,082 --> 00:56:35,459 I was in this cab, and this guy was... 729 00:56:37,336 --> 00:56:39,463 "Galaxy on Orion's belt" makes no sense. 730 00:56:39,672 --> 00:56:43,634 That's what the little dude inside the big dude's head said, right? 731 00:56:43,843 --> 00:56:46,804 Damn, man! You did the flashy thing already. 732 00:56:47,054 --> 00:56:49,640 Whoever you are, you'll have to show me I.D. 733 00:56:49,891 --> 00:56:52,935 Of course, young lady. Look at this for me, please. 734 00:56:53,185 --> 00:56:55,021 - Would you stop that? - What? 735 00:56:55,229 --> 00:56:57,356 That thing will give her brain cancer. 736 00:56:57,607 --> 00:56:59,859 Never hurt her before. Close the doors. 737 00:57:00,109 --> 00:57:01,902 Special Services will be here. 738 00:57:02,153 --> 00:57:05,031 How many times have you flashy-thinged that woman? 739 00:57:05,281 --> 00:57:06,115 Couple. 740 00:57:06,365 --> 00:57:09,618 - Don't you worry about long-term damage? - A little. 741 00:57:09,869 --> 00:57:11,787 - Have you flashy-thinged me? - No. 742 00:57:12,038 --> 00:57:14,498 I ain't playing with you! Have you? 743 00:57:24,133 --> 00:57:27,178 I think I should be in charge of the flashy thing. 744 00:57:27,428 --> 00:57:28,846 Not while I'm around. 745 00:57:29,096 --> 00:57:31,307 You'll fricassee someone's brain. 746 00:57:31,557 --> 00:57:35,561 We got two dead aliens and a medical examiner needs a new memory. 747 00:57:38,147 --> 00:57:40,483 Make it a happy memory. 748 00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,809 Where is it?! 749 00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:01,063 Hey, Zed. 750 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:04,399 Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here? 751 00:59:04,650 --> 00:59:08,570 The twins keep us on Centurian time. It's a 37-hour day. 752 00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:11,031 Give it a few months. You'll get used to it. 753 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:12,908 Or have a psychotic episode. 754 00:59:13,408 --> 00:59:14,535 Here's Orion. 755 00:59:14,743 --> 00:59:17,746 It's a grouping of the brightest stars in the northern sky. 756 00:59:17,996 --> 00:59:20,582 - Here's Orion's belt. - The little guy said: 757 00:59:20,832 --> 00:59:24,169 "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 758 00:59:24,419 --> 00:59:26,672 There are no galaxies on Orion's belt. 759 00:59:26,922 --> 00:59:30,634 The belt is just these three stars. Galaxies are huge. 760 00:59:30,842 --> 00:59:34,972 They're made up of billions of stars. You heard wrong. 761 00:59:35,847 --> 00:59:38,308 Look, whatever, I know what I heard. 762 01:00:15,429 --> 01:00:16,763 Pretty lady. 763 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:27,816 That grumpy guy's story's starting to come into focus a little bit here. 764 01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,736 So you were the guy in that picture with the flowers? 765 01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:36,032 And, I take it, she never got those flowers. 766 01:00:36,741 --> 01:00:39,619 So, what, she ever get married or anything? 767 01:00:40,829 --> 01:00:43,748 They say it's better to have loved and lost... 768 01:00:43,957 --> 01:00:46,084 ...than never to have loved at all. 769 01:00:46,334 --> 01:00:47,419 Try it. 770 01:00:53,091 --> 01:00:54,217 Look at this. 771 01:00:54,467 --> 01:00:55,927 They're all leaving. 772 01:00:56,177 --> 01:01:00,098 We've had 12 jumps in the last hour. Redgick was just the first. 773 01:01:00,974 --> 01:01:02,767 What do they know that we don't? 774 01:01:03,018 --> 01:01:04,561 Why does a rat desert a ship? 775 01:01:04,769 --> 01:01:08,606 Give me Lem Sat 4, please, with a proton induction thermoscan. 776 01:01:10,442 --> 01:01:12,694 Thank you. Okay. Lem Sat 18. 777 01:01:14,821 --> 01:01:16,031 All right, 4000. 778 01:01:20,410 --> 01:01:21,870 An Arquillian battle cruiser. 779 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,789 And we've got a dead Arquillian prince. 780 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,084 Speak of the devil. 781 01:01:29,127 --> 01:01:30,044 They sound pissed. 782 01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:31,755 Translate that. Step on it. 783 01:01:32,130 --> 01:01:35,633 Go to Rosenberg's jewellery store, and see what you can turn up. 784 01:01:41,598 --> 01:01:42,849 Give the kid a weapon. 785 01:01:52,692 --> 01:01:55,945 - Series 4 De-atomizer. - That's what I'm talking about. 786 01:01:56,154 --> 01:01:57,822 Noisy Cricket. 787 01:01:59,949 --> 01:02:01,951 Kay, no, no, come on, man. 788 01:02:02,202 --> 01:02:04,662 You get a Series 4 De-atomizer... 789 01:02:04,913 --> 01:02:06,789 ...I get a little midget Cricket? 790 01:02:10,793 --> 01:02:12,712 Feel like I'm gonna break it. 791 01:02:57,131 --> 01:02:59,425 Hey, this is my truck! 792 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:03,638 Make sure you tell them that down at the impound. 793 01:03:10,978 --> 01:03:12,939 Please. 794 01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:24,825 Who breaks into a jewellery store and leaves the jewels? 795 01:03:25,076 --> 01:03:27,245 Somebody not looking for jewellery. 796 01:03:29,497 --> 01:03:31,958 This guy had a serious crush on his cat. 797 01:03:34,585 --> 01:03:35,503 Get down! 798 01:03:40,841 --> 01:03:41,884 Man! 799 01:03:43,761 --> 01:03:45,680 That's him. That's the bug! 800 01:03:45,888 --> 01:03:47,264 In the Edgar suit! 801 01:04:08,953 --> 01:04:11,705 We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public! 802 01:04:11,956 --> 01:04:13,916 We ain't got time for this bullshit! 803 01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:16,544 There's a alien battle cruiser about to... 804 01:04:16,794 --> 01:04:19,672 There's always an alien battle cruiser or a death ray... 805 01:04:19,922 --> 01:04:22,758 ...or an intergalactic plague about to wipe out life on Earth. 806 01:04:23,008 --> 01:04:25,928 The only way people get on with their happy lives... 807 01:04:26,136 --> 01:04:28,848 ...is they do not know about it! 808 01:04:33,602 --> 01:04:35,521 And don't worry about the bug. 809 01:04:35,813 --> 01:04:38,190 He's not leaving town. We got his ship. 810 01:04:46,031 --> 01:04:48,033 We need a containment crew... 811 01:04:48,242 --> 01:04:49,910 ... on MacDougal Street. 812 01:04:50,744 --> 01:04:54,373 Containment may be a moot point. The exodus continues. 813 01:04:54,623 --> 01:04:58,460 The party's over, and the last one to leave gets stuck with the check. 814 01:04:58,711 --> 01:05:01,171 You sorry little ingrates! 815 01:05:09,263 --> 01:05:10,931 What about the Arquillians? 816 01:05:11,181 --> 01:05:14,601 We've translated part of the message: " Deliver the Galaxy." 817 01:05:14,852 --> 01:05:18,063 -They don't want much, do they? - Oh, it gets better. 818 01:05:18,313 --> 01:05:19,773 They hold us responsible. 819 01:05:28,741 --> 01:05:30,742 Where do you keep your dead? 820 01:05:30,951 --> 01:05:32,744 I don't have any dead. 821 01:05:33,287 --> 01:05:34,371 Where? 822 01:05:34,621 --> 01:05:35,956 I don't know. 823 01:05:36,457 --> 01:05:38,459 The city morgue? 824 01:05:48,468 --> 01:05:50,888 That's three for a dollar, sir! 825 01:05:51,471 --> 01:05:54,433 It was some light that refracted off of Venus... 826 01:05:54,683 --> 01:05:56,143 ...into some swamp gas... 827 01:05:56,393 --> 01:05:57,895 ...and that's what made the... 828 01:05:58,145 --> 01:05:59,563 All right, kid! 829 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:01,773 Excuse me. What's up? 830 01:06:02,024 --> 01:06:04,693 The Arquillians want the Galaxy, whatever that means. 831 01:06:04,902 --> 01:06:06,737 We need help, a professional... 832 01:06:06,987 --> 01:06:10,157 ...with years of experience in intergalactic politics. 833 01:06:10,407 --> 01:06:13,076 I hope the little twerp hasn't skipped town. 834 01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:17,289 If you'll gather over here... 835 01:06:17,539 --> 01:06:20,917 That's right, move in closer. That's good. Thanks. 836 01:06:21,168 --> 01:06:24,629 If you look right here, I'd appreciate it. Thank you. 837 01:06:37,684 --> 01:06:40,437 The worst disguise ever. He's definitely an alien. 838 01:06:40,687 --> 01:06:43,482 You don't like it, you can kiss my furry butt. 839 01:06:44,149 --> 01:06:45,025 Busy, Frank? 840 01:06:45,275 --> 01:06:47,402 Can't talk now. My flight's leaving in... 841 01:06:47,652 --> 01:06:48,695 Get your paws off! 842 01:06:48,904 --> 01:06:50,113 Call the pound! 843 01:06:50,363 --> 01:06:52,449 The dog owes my friend money. 844 01:06:52,699 --> 01:06:54,284 Arquillians and bugs, what do you know? 845 01:06:54,534 --> 01:06:55,786 - Nothing. - Not a thing? 846 01:06:58,705 --> 01:07:01,249 Stop, stop, stop it! Okay, okay! 847 01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:03,793 Rosenberg wasn't a two-bit Arquillian. 848 01:07:04,002 --> 01:07:07,339 He was the guardian of the Galaxy. He thought he'd be safe on Earth. 849 01:07:07,589 --> 01:07:08,548 The bug had other plans. 850 01:07:08,757 --> 01:07:12,636 The Galaxy is the best source for subatomic energy in the universe. 851 01:07:12,886 --> 01:07:15,639 If the bugs get it, kiss the Arquillians goodbye. 852 01:07:15,889 --> 01:07:16,932 Ask about the belt. 853 01:07:17,182 --> 01:07:19,851 Rosenberg mentioned Orion's belt. What did he mean? 854 01:07:20,101 --> 01:07:21,895 - Beats me. - Beats you? 855 01:07:22,687 --> 01:07:23,855 Not around. 856 01:07:26,775 --> 01:07:28,818 It's a ventriloquist act. 857 01:07:29,069 --> 01:07:30,946 The Galaxy is here! 858 01:07:31,780 --> 01:07:32,614 Here? 859 01:07:32,822 --> 01:07:35,408 A galaxy's millions of stars and planets. 860 01:07:35,659 --> 01:07:38,161 When will you learn that size doesn't matter? 861 01:07:38,620 --> 01:07:41,665 If something's important, it doesn't mean it's not small. 862 01:07:41,998 --> 01:07:42,999 How small? 863 01:07:43,208 --> 01:07:45,293 The size of a marble or a jewel. 864 01:07:45,794 --> 01:07:48,463 Excuse me. I gotta be walked before my flight. 865 01:07:48,713 --> 01:07:49,589 Get out of here. 866 01:07:52,133 --> 01:07:55,512 If the Galaxy's here, it's not on Orion's belt. 867 01:08:15,782 --> 01:08:17,826 When you want attention... 868 01:08:19,285 --> 01:08:20,119 Orion. 869 01:08:20,328 --> 01:08:22,080 That's a pretty name. 870 01:08:22,622 --> 01:08:24,165 What's this? 871 01:09:18,636 --> 01:09:20,763 Yes, good, thank you. 872 01:09:21,013 --> 01:09:24,100 Thank you for making sure the bell works. 873 01:09:26,811 --> 01:09:28,521 What's up, Farmer John? 874 01:09:30,064 --> 01:09:32,650 A man came in here earlier. 875 01:09:33,234 --> 01:09:34,068 A dead man. 876 01:09:34,318 --> 01:09:36,279 And that means what to me? 877 01:09:38,322 --> 01:09:41,200 It was a very dear friend of mine. 878 01:09:41,909 --> 01:09:43,995 I believe he had an animal with him. 879 01:09:44,245 --> 01:09:46,789 It was a gift I gave him. A pet cat. 880 01:09:47,039 --> 01:09:48,666 It means worlds to me. 881 01:09:48,916 --> 01:09:50,668 I'd like to have it back. 882 01:09:50,918 --> 01:09:54,380 I'll need picture I.D., proof of ownership of the cat... 883 01:09:54,630 --> 01:09:58,134 ...notarized proof of kinship with the deceased. 884 01:09:59,093 --> 01:10:00,511 Don't do that. 885 01:10:02,263 --> 01:10:03,347 Do what? 886 01:10:04,515 --> 01:10:06,017 Don't do it. 887 01:10:08,603 --> 01:10:09,979 Oh, man. 888 01:10:25,661 --> 01:10:27,913 Look, Kay, let me handle this one. 889 01:10:28,164 --> 01:10:30,875 All we gotta do is get a cat. It's not that hard. 890 01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:35,421 But if you go in there, you'll start flashing your brain ray in her face. 891 01:10:35,629 --> 01:10:37,298 She'll wind up with leukemia. 892 01:10:37,548 --> 01:10:41,385 The doctor don't need you flashing away her med-school classes. Five minutes. 893 01:10:41,635 --> 01:10:42,970 Two minutes. 894 01:10:45,473 --> 01:10:46,515 Where's the animal? 895 01:10:46,766 --> 01:10:48,225 I said I don't know. 896 01:10:48,434 --> 01:10:50,728 Well, let's see if we can find it. 897 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:57,276 Hello! 898 01:11:06,535 --> 01:11:07,661 Hello! 899 01:11:12,082 --> 01:11:13,626 - How you doing? - Hello. 900 01:11:13,876 --> 01:11:16,795 I'm Sergeant Friday from the 26th Precinct. 901 01:11:17,046 --> 01:11:19,632 A cat came in with a corpse the other day. 902 01:11:19,882 --> 01:11:21,967 - "Orion" on the nametag? - Right. 903 01:11:22,801 --> 01:11:25,763 Well, this cat is a witness... 904 01:11:26,013 --> 01:11:28,474 ...in a murder case. I'll need to take him. 905 01:11:28,724 --> 01:11:30,309 I don't know where the cat is. 906 01:11:30,559 --> 01:11:31,852 You don't? 907 01:11:32,394 --> 01:11:35,105 No, but maybe you could take me with you instead. 908 01:11:37,107 --> 01:11:40,110 Damn, you do start fast, don't you? 909 01:11:40,319 --> 01:11:42,112 I'd really like to go with you... 910 01:11:42,446 --> 01:11:43,447 ...now. 911 01:11:44,406 --> 01:11:46,784 And exactly why is that? 912 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:56,085 I need to show you something. 913 01:11:56,668 --> 01:11:57,628 Slow down. 914 01:11:57,878 --> 01:12:01,131 - Girl, don't hit the gas like that! - You don't understand. 915 01:12:01,381 --> 01:12:03,634 You really need to see this. 916 01:12:03,884 --> 01:12:08,472 I will. One thing. I gotta drive. It's not some macho trip. 917 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,100 That's just the way I get down. 918 01:12:22,236 --> 01:12:24,863 Look, stud, you're really not getting this. 919 01:12:25,072 --> 01:12:28,200 There's something I need you to help me with. 920 01:12:39,127 --> 01:12:40,212 Freeze it! 921 01:12:40,462 --> 01:12:41,505 You are thick! 922 01:12:41,755 --> 01:12:42,881 How could I know? 923 01:12:43,090 --> 01:12:44,341 Did I have to sing it? 924 01:12:44,591 --> 01:12:46,134 You were like a drunk prom date. 925 01:12:46,385 --> 01:12:50,264 Typical. Anytime a woman shows even a hint of sexual independence... 926 01:12:50,472 --> 01:12:51,306 Shut up! 927 01:12:51,515 --> 01:12:52,349 Let her go! 928 01:12:52,557 --> 01:12:54,351 Listen, monkey-boy... 929 01:12:54,601 --> 01:12:57,813 ...l'm on the top rung of the evolutionary ladder. 930 01:12:58,063 --> 01:12:59,147 So can it. 931 01:12:59,398 --> 01:13:01,900 Show me your face, and I'll cure your ills. 932 01:13:02,192 --> 01:13:05,570 Ever pull wings off a fly? Care to see the fly get even? 933 01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:07,197 What about your ship? 934 01:13:07,447 --> 01:13:10,367 If that's what you call that trash we got locked up. 935 01:13:10,617 --> 01:13:12,994 - Put your weapons down! - Won't happen. 936 01:13:13,245 --> 01:13:14,079 It's okay. 937 01:13:14,371 --> 01:13:15,914 How is it okay? 938 01:13:16,164 --> 01:13:18,250 I'm saying it's gonna be okay. 939 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,419 Don't bet on it, meat sack. 940 01:13:30,178 --> 01:13:31,721 Let me go! 941 01:13:42,691 --> 01:13:43,942 Go on! 942 01:13:47,946 --> 01:13:49,239 Take me here. 943 01:13:49,489 --> 01:13:50,323 No way. 944 01:13:51,783 --> 01:13:52,617 Take me! 945 01:14:10,677 --> 01:14:11,511 He's in a cab! 946 01:14:33,992 --> 01:14:36,369 Don't move! Don't move! Don't move! 947 01:14:36,911 --> 01:14:38,371 Hey, man, what? 948 01:14:49,632 --> 01:14:52,469 He's not leaving the planet in a cab. Let's go. 949 01:14:57,432 --> 01:15:00,101 Put up a bionet all the way around Manhattan. 950 01:15:00,351 --> 01:15:02,645 If it's not human, it doesn't leave. 951 01:15:04,022 --> 01:15:05,607 What do we hear from upstairs? 952 01:15:05,857 --> 01:15:07,066 " Deliver the Galaxy." 953 01:15:07,317 --> 01:15:10,320 The bug's got the Galaxy, but we got his ship. 954 01:15:13,489 --> 01:15:15,825 Warning: Plutonic fusion detection. 955 01:15:16,910 --> 01:15:19,287 Warning: Plutonic fusion detection. 956 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:26,502 - Why are they shooting at us? - Battle rules. 957 01:15:26,753 --> 01:15:31,007 We get an ultimatum, a warning shot, then a galactic week to respond. 958 01:15:31,591 --> 01:15:34,135 A galactic week? How the hell long is that? 959 01:15:34,385 --> 01:15:35,470 One hour. 960 01:15:35,845 --> 01:15:37,013 One hour? 961 01:15:37,555 --> 01:15:38,640 Then what? 962 01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:45,188 That's bullshit! 963 01:15:45,396 --> 01:15:49,359 To keep the bugs from getting it, Arquillians will destroy that galaxy. 964 01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:52,111 And whatever planet it's on. 965 01:15:53,237 --> 01:15:54,697 You're talking about us. 966 01:15:54,947 --> 01:15:56,365 Sucks, huh? 967 01:15:58,951 --> 01:16:01,704 I'll get the location of every interstellar vehicle. 968 01:16:01,954 --> 01:16:04,123 I already did. Frank took the last ship. 969 01:16:04,373 --> 01:16:06,542 - Sneden's Landing and Throg's Neck. - Gone. 970 01:16:06,793 --> 01:16:08,586 - What about Atlantic City? - Gone. 971 01:16:08,836 --> 01:16:10,254 - Bayonne? - Gone. 972 01:16:10,505 --> 01:16:13,049 - There's Three Mile Island. - Gone. 973 01:16:13,299 --> 01:16:15,384 - Staten Island? - Gone, thank God. 974 01:16:15,802 --> 01:16:19,680 We're running out of time. If that bug gets off Earth, we're bug food. 975 01:16:19,931 --> 01:16:21,015 Hey, old guys! 976 01:16:26,103 --> 01:16:27,980 Do those still work? 977 01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:45,248 - You're coming with me. - What? 978 01:16:45,790 --> 01:16:47,667 It's a long trip. I'll need a snack. 979 01:16:47,667 --> 01:16:48,668 It's a long trip. I'll need a snack. 980 01:16:54,674 --> 01:16:55,633 The tunnel? 981 01:16:55,883 --> 01:16:58,761 - You know a better way to Queens? - It'll be packed! 982 01:17:12,191 --> 01:17:13,484 Remember the red button? 983 01:17:14,110 --> 01:17:15,778 Push the red button. 984 01:17:16,570 --> 01:17:17,905 Put on a seat belt. 985 01:17:30,459 --> 01:17:33,087 You're much too tense. You're young. Relax. 986 01:17:33,337 --> 01:17:35,089 Take some joy in your work. 987 01:17:35,339 --> 01:17:36,507 Do you like music? 988 01:17:40,678 --> 01:17:41,720 That's better. 989 01:17:41,929 --> 01:17:45,391 ... in Norfolk, Virginia California on my mind 990 01:17:45,850 --> 01:17:48,519 I straddled that Greyhound And rode him into Raleigh 991 01:17:48,727 --> 01:17:50,521 And on across Caroline 992 01:17:50,938 --> 01:17:53,899 Somebody help me Get out of Louisiana 993 01:17:55,859 --> 01:17:58,237 There are people there Who care a little 'bout me 994 01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:01,824 -And won't let the poor boy down - All right, now! 995 01:18:13,377 --> 01:18:14,962 You do know Elvis is dead? 996 01:18:15,212 --> 01:18:17,756 No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home. 997 01:18:33,105 --> 01:18:34,648 You don't wanna eat me. 998 01:18:34,898 --> 01:18:37,693 I'm an important person on my planet. Like a queen! 999 01:18:37,901 --> 01:18:40,738 A goddess, even. There are those who worship me. 1000 01:18:40,988 --> 01:18:42,739 I'm not trying to impress you. 1001 01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:45,033 I'm just saying it could start a war! 1002 01:18:45,284 --> 01:18:47,828 Good, war. That means more food for my family. 1003 01:18:48,078 --> 01:18:51,457 All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed. 1004 01:18:51,665 --> 01:18:54,293 You're a wonderful dad, but I'm staying here! 1005 01:19:15,939 --> 01:19:18,066 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1006 01:19:19,359 --> 01:19:21,194 Roaches check in. 1007 01:19:23,238 --> 01:19:24,489 They don't check out. 1008 01:19:29,286 --> 01:19:33,332 Warning: E ight minutes to the destruction of Earth. 1009 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,418 E ight minutes... 1010 01:19:36,668 --> 01:19:37,919 ... to destruction. 1011 01:20:23,131 --> 01:20:25,967 We'll use pulsar level five with an implosion factor. 1012 01:20:26,218 --> 01:20:27,052 What?! 1013 01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:30,472 Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three. One... 1014 01:20:30,722 --> 01:20:31,932 ...two, three! 1015 01:21:32,659 --> 01:21:34,244 You idiots! 1016 01:21:35,495 --> 01:21:37,288 You don't get it! 1017 01:21:37,539 --> 01:21:38,414 I've won. 1018 01:21:39,249 --> 01:21:39,457 It's over. 1019 01:21:39,457 --> 01:21:41,042 It's over. 1020 01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:43,419 You're milk-suckers! 1021 01:21:44,045 --> 01:21:45,713 You don't matter. 1022 01:21:46,005 --> 01:21:48,466 In a few seconds, you won't even be matter. 1023 01:21:48,716 --> 01:21:51,427 You're under arrest for violating the Tycho Treaty. 1024 01:21:51,678 --> 01:21:54,430 So hand over whatever galaxy you might be carrying... 1025 01:21:54,681 --> 01:21:57,392 ...and put your hands on your head. 1026 01:22:02,397 --> 01:22:04,232 I'll put my hands... 1027 01:22:06,734 --> 01:22:07,986 ...on my head. 1028 01:22:12,407 --> 01:22:13,408 Like this? 1029 01:22:42,728 --> 01:22:44,814 That did not go the way I planned. 1030 01:22:45,064 --> 01:22:46,732 Don't let him on the second ship. 1031 01:22:46,983 --> 01:22:49,902 - What are you talking about? - Keep him on this planet. 1032 01:22:50,153 --> 01:22:52,113 Where are you going? 1033 01:22:52,738 --> 01:22:54,615 I'm gonna get my gun back. 1034 01:22:57,410 --> 01:22:58,244 Hey, bug! 1035 01:22:58,494 --> 01:23:01,414 You know how many of your kind I've swatted with a paper? 1036 01:23:01,664 --> 01:23:04,166 You're just a smear on the sports page... 1037 01:23:04,417 --> 01:23:07,336 ...you slimy, gut-sucking, intestinal parasite! 1038 01:23:07,837 --> 01:23:09,255 Eat me! 1039 01:23:09,463 --> 01:23:10,798 Eat me! 1040 01:23:29,108 --> 01:23:30,026 What's up? 1041 01:23:30,609 --> 01:23:33,821 You just gonna eat and run? What about dessert? 1042 01:23:39,785 --> 01:23:41,203 That's it? 1043 01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:45,082 Where you going? This party's just getting started. 1044 01:23:45,833 --> 01:23:47,168 Where you going? 1045 01:23:48,169 --> 01:23:49,879 Where you going? 1046 01:23:51,047 --> 01:23:52,131 Let me tell you. 1047 01:23:52,381 --> 01:23:55,843 There's only one way off this planet, and that's through me. 1048 01:24:39,386 --> 01:24:40,846 Where you going? 1049 01:24:41,722 --> 01:24:43,223 Why you running, huh? 1050 01:24:43,682 --> 01:24:45,392 I'm still standing. 1051 01:24:46,060 --> 01:24:48,062 Come on, bring it. Bring it! 1052 01:25:07,915 --> 01:25:10,376 I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? 1053 01:25:12,586 --> 01:25:14,421 That means that's your uncle. 1054 01:25:17,424 --> 01:25:18,675 You all look alike. 1055 01:25:27,059 --> 01:25:28,852 Well, well. 1056 01:25:29,102 --> 01:25:32,606 Big, bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? 1057 01:25:36,276 --> 01:25:38,362 I can't understand why you gotta... 1058 01:25:38,612 --> 01:25:41,073 ...come down here bringing all this ruckus... 1059 01:25:41,323 --> 01:25:44,076 ...snatching up galaxies and everything. 1060 01:25:44,284 --> 01:25:48,413 My attitude is, don't start nothing, won't be nothing. 1061 01:25:54,670 --> 01:25:58,340 Ease up out of my face before something bad happens to you. 1062 01:26:00,425 --> 01:26:01,510 Too late. 1063 01:26:31,206 --> 01:26:33,625 Tell the Arquillians we have the Galaxy. 1064 01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:35,669 You got it, friend. 1065 01:26:37,337 --> 01:26:39,464 Going to get your gun back, huh? 1066 01:26:39,714 --> 01:26:41,174 I like this gun. 1067 01:26:41,925 --> 01:26:46,138 While you was in there playing around, I was doing all the work. 1068 01:26:46,388 --> 01:26:49,349 I had to bean him in the head with this big rock. 1069 01:26:49,599 --> 01:26:51,518 I was gonna hit him with a 2-by-4. 1070 01:26:51,768 --> 01:26:53,353 He kicked me. It hurt. 1071 01:26:53,603 --> 01:26:56,356 But then I got to the fire. I was like that with it. 1072 01:26:56,606 --> 01:26:59,025 Not bad for your second day of work, is it? 1073 01:26:59,860 --> 01:27:03,196 This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-metre. 1074 01:27:03,613 --> 01:27:07,367 Should've been here for the Zeronion migration in 1968. 1075 01:27:09,995 --> 01:27:12,622 I guess you weren't even alive in '68. 1076 01:27:18,295 --> 01:27:20,922 Interesting job you guys have. 1077 01:27:37,063 --> 01:27:38,898 I know we got these rules... 1078 01:27:39,149 --> 01:27:41,401 ...but she did help us bust that bug. 1079 01:27:41,651 --> 01:27:44,320 Maybe we didn't have to flashy-thing her. 1080 01:27:45,989 --> 01:27:49,200 Come on. Who will she tell? She hang out with dead people. 1081 01:27:49,451 --> 01:27:51,077 It's not for her. 1082 01:27:51,327 --> 01:27:52,620 It's for me. 1083 01:27:54,330 --> 01:27:55,665 What? 1084 01:27:57,876 --> 01:27:59,085 Aren't they beautiful? 1085 01:28:00,879 --> 01:28:01,713 Stars. 1086 01:28:02,338 --> 01:28:05,383 I never look at them anymore, but they actually are... 1087 01:28:08,136 --> 01:28:09,512 ...beautiful. 1088 01:28:14,184 --> 01:28:16,561 Kay, you're frightening your partner. 1089 01:28:16,811 --> 01:28:19,939 I've been training a replacement, not a partner. 1090 01:28:20,982 --> 01:28:22,609 Wait a minute, Kay. 1091 01:28:23,109 --> 01:28:25,361 I cannot do this job by myself. 1092 01:28:25,612 --> 01:28:28,281 Guys, my apartment isn't anywhere near here. 1093 01:28:28,489 --> 01:28:30,450 It's not even on the same island. 1094 01:28:32,035 --> 01:28:33,036 Days... 1095 01:28:33,244 --> 01:28:34,454 ...months... 1096 01:28:34,704 --> 01:28:35,872 ...years. 1097 01:28:36,205 --> 01:28:37,874 Always face it forward. 1098 01:28:47,550 --> 01:28:50,219 I was in an interstellar cockroach's gullet. 1099 01:28:50,470 --> 01:28:52,889 That's one of 100 memories I don't want. 1100 01:29:09,989 --> 01:29:11,324 See you around. 1101 01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:18,748 No... 1102 01:29:19,540 --> 01:29:20,833 ...you won't. 1103 01:29:56,744 --> 01:29:58,955 The high consulate from Solaxium 9... 1104 01:29:59,163 --> 01:30:01,082 ...wants seats for the Bulls game. 1105 01:30:01,332 --> 01:30:03,918 Call Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet. 1106 01:30:06,170 --> 01:30:07,797 Rodman? You're kidding. 1107 01:30:08,089 --> 01:30:09,131 Nope. 1108 01:30:09,715 --> 01:30:11,759 Not much of a disguise. 1109 01:37:55,346 --> 01:37:56,305 Subtitles : Filou ;-)