WEBVTT FILE 2 00:02:59.048 --> 00:03:00.842 Goddamn bugs. 3 00:03:20.945 --> 00:03:22.572 Oh, shit! 4 00:03:27.410 --> 00:03:28.953 Oh, crap. 5 00:03:41.215 --> 00:03:43.551 Well, Nick the Dick. What a surprise. 6 00:03:43.801 --> 00:03:45.261 Where you coming from? 7 00:03:45.970 --> 00:03:47.847 Fishing in Cuernavaca. 8 00:03:48.097 --> 00:03:50.391 Sure. Let's take a look at your catch. 9 00:03:51.726 --> 00:03:52.894 Come on. 10 00:04:00.484 --> 00:04:02.236 I would've thrown them back. 11 00:04:08.826 --> 00:04:11.495 What do you get? 100 bucks a head? 200? 12 00:04:11.871 --> 00:04:15.333 Hope you saved it all for your lawyer. You'll need it. 13 00:04:20.171 --> 00:04:21.255 We'll take it from here. 14 00:04:21.714 --> 00:04:22.882 Who the hell are you? 15 00:04:23.132 --> 00:04:24.425 INS, Division 6. 16 00:04:24.675 --> 00:04:27.011 Division 6? I never heard of Division 6. 17 00:04:27.261 --> 00:04:28.304 Really? 18 00:04:29.305 --> 00:04:30.431 Who you betting on? 19 00:04:31.265 --> 00:04:32.600 Tough call, Kay. 20 00:04:33.809 --> 00:04:36.062 What's up, how are you? 21 00:04:36.312 --> 00:04:37.772 Good, good. 22 00:04:38.606 --> 00:04:40.524 Grandma, don't worry. 23 00:04:40.775 --> 00:04:43.194 Welcome to the United States. 24 00:04:43.819 --> 00:04:45.988 Where are you going, Nogales? 25 00:04:46.363 --> 00:04:48.032 Looking for work? 26 00:04:48.491 --> 00:04:49.992 And you, the same? 27 00:04:50.326 --> 00:04:51.702 And you? 28 00:04:52.119 --> 00:04:53.662 Pleasure seeing you here. 29 00:04:54.205 --> 00:04:55.789 And you? 30 00:04:56.707 --> 00:04:59.251 What if I break your face? 31 00:05:01.629 --> 00:05:03.881 You're very ugly, no? 32 00:05:05.799 --> 00:05:07.801 You don't speak a word of Spanish. 33 00:05:09.136 --> 00:05:10.429 We've got a winner here. 34 00:05:10.679 --> 00:05:12.097 Oh, I know. 35 00:05:12.556 --> 00:05:14.725 The rest of you can leave. 36 00:05:14.975 --> 00:05:16.477 Don't move! 37 00:05:16.727 --> 00:05:18.812 Get in the truck and leave. 38 00:05:19.230 --> 00:05:20.064 Sir, you can't... 39 00:05:20.272 --> 00:05:21.857 Don't "sir" me, young man. 40 00:05:22.066 --> 00:05:24.860 You have no idea who you're dealing with. 41 00:05:26.570 --> 00:05:29.406 Get in the truck right now! 42 00:05:30.866 --> 00:05:33.285 We'll chat with our friend. You hit the road. 43 00:05:34.870 --> 00:05:38.415 Keep on protecting us from the dangerous aliens. 44 00:05:42.753 --> 00:05:44.672 You ever hear of Division 6? 45 00:05:44.922 --> 00:05:46.674 There is no Division 6. 46 00:05:46.924 --> 00:05:48.008 This is bullshit. 47 00:05:48.258 --> 00:05:49.385 Hell, yeah. 48 00:05:50.844 --> 00:05:54.014 Looks like you fell off the bus in the wrong part of town. 49 00:05:54.264 --> 00:05:57.101 I'll bet you're not from anywhere near here. 50 00:06:01.063 --> 00:06:02.397 Mikey? 51 00:06:09.655 --> 00:06:11.698 Mikey, when they let you out of jail? 52 00:06:13.242 --> 00:06:14.409 Political refugee. 53 00:06:14.660 --> 00:06:17.538 You know how many treaties you just violated? 54 00:06:18.247 --> 00:06:20.040 - One? - Try seven. 55 00:06:23.085 --> 00:06:24.753 You hand me that head. 56 00:06:30.425 --> 00:06:31.969 Put up your arms and flippers. 57 00:06:43.939 --> 00:06:44.856 Shit! 58 00:06:49.319 --> 00:06:50.696 Shoot him! 59 00:07:21.435 --> 00:07:22.978 - "That." - That... 60 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:28.984 Was not human. I know. You got some entrails on you. 61 00:07:30.318 --> 00:07:31.278 What the hell? 62 00:07:31.528 --> 00:07:33.029 The situation's under control. 63 00:07:33.321 --> 00:07:35.448 Give me your attention for a moment. 64 00:07:35.949 --> 00:07:37.617 I'll tell you what happened. 65 00:07:46.459 --> 00:07:51.047 This is called a neuralizer. It's a gift from friends from out of town. 66 00:07:51.298 --> 00:07:53.133 This red eye isolates... 67 00:07:53.383 --> 00:07:56.428 ...the brain's impulses, specifically the ones for memory. 68 00:07:57.012 --> 00:07:59.222 Give me a splay burn on the perimeter... 69 00:07:59.472 --> 00:08:01.641 ...with holes at 40, 60, and 80 metres... 70 00:08:02.017 --> 00:08:04.019 ...from right here. Thank you. 71 00:08:09.733 --> 00:08:10.567 That's good. 72 00:08:11.318 --> 00:08:12.569 What's going on? 73 00:08:12.861 --> 00:08:14.279 Excellent question. 74 00:08:14.529 --> 00:08:17.157 The answer you're looking for lies right here. 75 00:08:20.243 --> 00:08:22.078 Who are you, really? 76 00:08:22.329 --> 00:08:23.163 Really? 77 00:08:24.247 --> 00:08:27.375 I am just a figment of your imagination. 78 00:08:31.671 --> 00:08:33.715 Damn, what a gullible breed. 79 00:08:34.924 --> 00:08:38.428 I'm serious. You're lucky to be alive after that blast. 80 00:08:38.678 --> 00:08:39.512 What blast? 81 00:08:39.721 --> 00:08:41.264 The underground gas main. 82 00:08:41.514 --> 00:08:43.725 You should exercise caution before firing... 83 00:08:43.975 --> 00:08:46.394 ...l'll tell you that now. Especially you. 84 00:08:47.937 --> 00:08:50.857 Have yourself checked out with EMS before you leave. 85 00:09:03.703 --> 00:09:05.288 I'm sorry about back there. 86 00:09:05.538 --> 00:09:06.789 It happens. 87 00:09:07.040 --> 00:09:08.541 Didn't used to. 88 00:09:10.585 --> 00:09:12.921 The spirit's willing, Kay... 89 00:09:14.255 --> 00:09:16.049 ...but the rest of me... 90 00:09:18.968 --> 00:09:20.929 They're beautiful, aren't they? 91 00:09:21.721 --> 00:09:23.264 The stars. 92 00:09:24.390 --> 00:09:26.434 We never just look anymore. 93 00:09:32.065 --> 00:09:33.733 I'll tell you, Kay... 94 00:09:34.609 --> 00:09:36.778 ...I will miss the chase. 95 00:09:42.075 --> 00:09:42.950 No, Dee... 96 00:09:44.118 --> 00:09:45.286 ...you won't. 97 00:09:47.121 --> 00:09:48.581 Freeze! 98 00:09:48.790 --> 00:09:50.958 NYPD! Freeze! 99 00:09:52.418 --> 00:09:53.753 All yours, Edwards. 100 00:09:55.755 --> 00:09:57.340 Freeze means stop! 101 00:10:03.971 --> 00:10:05.473 What the hell?! 102 00:10:13.981 --> 00:10:16.818 It just be raining black people in New York. 103 00:10:42.009 --> 00:10:43.552 Do you see this? 104 00:10:43.803 --> 00:10:45.763 N-Y-P-D! 105 00:10:45.972 --> 00:10:48.557 Means I will knock your punk-ass down! 106 00:10:48.808 --> 00:10:50.142 He's coming! 107 00:10:50.393 --> 00:10:53.187 Yeah, and when he gets here, I'll arrest his ass too. 108 00:10:57.066 --> 00:10:59.360 You trying to catch a beat-down? 109 00:12:06.760 --> 00:12:07.928 What's up? 110 00:12:09.638 --> 00:12:10.931 He's coming. 111 00:12:11.223 --> 00:12:14.018 He's coming because I failed. Now he'll kill me. 112 00:12:14.268 --> 00:12:16.562 You pissing everybody off today, huh? 113 00:12:18.397 --> 00:12:20.065 You don't understand. 114 00:12:20.315 --> 00:12:22.484 Your world's gonna end. 115 00:12:25.571 --> 00:12:26.739 What are you? 116 00:12:32.745 --> 00:12:35.038 Watch that ledge. Watch the ledge. 117 00:12:35.289 --> 00:12:38.584 Come on down. We'll get those eyes fixed, don't worry. 118 00:12:38.834 --> 00:12:41.003 Wait a minute. Let me talk to you! 119 00:12:48.635 --> 00:12:50.679 I work my butt off to make a living. 120 00:12:50.929 --> 00:12:54.224 All I want is to come home to a fat steak on the table... 121 00:12:54.475 --> 00:12:56.727 ...but instead I get this. It looks like poison. 122 00:12:57.102 --> 00:13:01.231 Don't take that away! I'm eating that! It is poison, isn't it? 123 00:13:01.481 --> 00:13:04.067 I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if it was... 124 00:13:04.318 --> 00:13:07.905 ...the way you skulk like a dog been hit too much, or not enough! 125 00:13:08.155 --> 00:13:09.406 I can't decide. 126 00:13:09.656 --> 00:13:11.283 You're useless, Beatrice. 127 00:13:11.533 --> 00:13:15.662 The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck! 128 00:13:25.881 --> 00:13:27.299 Figures. 129 00:13:36.350 --> 00:13:37.893 What the heck is it? 130 00:13:39.186 --> 00:13:41.313 Get your big butt back in the house. 131 00:13:53.909 --> 00:13:57.287 Place projectile weapon on the ground. 132 00:13:57.537 --> 00:13:59.247 You can have my gun... 133 00:13:59.456 --> 00:14:01.625 ...when you pry it from my dead fingers. 134 00:14:01.875 --> 00:14:04.211 Your proposal is acceptable. 135 00:14:46.544 --> 00:14:48.296 Edgar, what on earth was that? 136 00:14:48.546 --> 00:14:49.714 Sugar. 137 00:14:50.090 --> 00:14:52.425 I've never seen sugar do that. 138 00:14:53.593 --> 00:14:55.762 Give me sugar. 139 00:15:00.475 --> 00:15:01.768 In water. 140 00:15:08.233 --> 00:15:09.401 More. 141 00:15:12.987 --> 00:15:14.114 More. 142 00:15:28.670 --> 00:15:30.755 Your skin is hanging off your bones. 143 00:15:42.517 --> 00:15:43.560 Is that better? 144 00:16:13.006 --> 00:16:15.633 "The perpetrator blinked two sets of eyelids." 145 00:16:15.883 --> 00:16:17.593 Blinked with both eyes? 146 00:16:17.802 --> 00:16:20.888 He blinked one set, then a completely different set. 147 00:16:21.139 --> 00:16:23.641 You know, like high beams and low beams. 148 00:16:24.809 --> 00:16:28.604 Was that before or after he drew the weapon that you claim... 149 00:16:28.855 --> 00:16:30.982 ...evaporated into a million pieces? 150 00:16:31.232 --> 00:16:32.859 After, sir. 151 00:16:33.735 --> 00:16:37.447 Why is it that no other officers saw either of these events? 152 00:16:37.697 --> 00:16:40.283 Some of them are soggy around the midsection. 153 00:16:40.533 --> 00:16:42.118 They weren't able to keep up. 154 00:16:42.326 --> 00:16:44.370 If you were half the man I am... 155 00:16:44.704 --> 00:16:47.165 I am half the man that you are. 156 00:16:47.415 --> 00:16:49.041 What is your problem? 157 00:16:49.292 --> 00:16:50.418 You're in my face. 158 00:16:50.668 --> 00:16:53.171 - I think he threw him off the roof. - You next. 159 00:16:53.379 --> 00:16:54.422 I wanna talk to you. 160 00:16:54.630 --> 00:16:57.341 Ten minutes, you take your best shot, tough guy. 161 00:16:58.259 --> 00:17:01.929 Take 10 minutes on a StairMaster, you pudgy bastard! 162 00:17:07.184 --> 00:17:09.687 I believe you. Laurel Weaver. Deputy Medical Examiner. 163 00:17:09.937 --> 00:17:12.023 Find me at the morgue. I'll show you. 164 00:17:12.231 --> 00:17:13.065 Wait. 165 00:17:13.399 --> 00:17:14.358 Wait a minute! 166 00:17:15.401 --> 00:17:19.614 You're Dr. Weaver with the coroner's office working on the John Doe? 167 00:17:19.822 --> 00:17:22.366 - That's right. - Will you look at this, please? 168 00:17:29.582 --> 00:17:31.042 Some night, huh? 169 00:17:31.375 --> 00:17:32.209 Some night. 170 00:17:32.418 --> 00:17:34.378 They were gills, not eyelids. 171 00:17:35.796 --> 00:17:37.757 Gills. He was out of breath. 172 00:17:38.591 --> 00:17:39.717 Who are you? 173 00:17:39.967 --> 00:17:41.635 Did he say anything to you? 174 00:17:41.886 --> 00:17:43.846 He said the world was coming to an end. 175 00:17:44.930 --> 00:17:46.307 Did he say when? 176 00:17:52.396 --> 00:17:55.149 Would you recognize his weapon if you saw it again? 177 00:17:55.399 --> 00:17:56.776 Absolutely. 178 00:17:58.402 --> 00:18:00.070 Come on, let's take a ride. 179 00:18:00.321 --> 00:18:03.073 Wait a minute. Look, I got tons of paperwork... 180 00:18:03.324 --> 00:18:04.200 It's all done. 181 00:18:04.450 --> 00:18:05.326 Good work. 182 00:18:05.576 --> 00:18:08.496 You really ran this dude down on foot? That's tough. 183 00:18:08.746 --> 00:18:10.289 That's double tough. 184 00:18:20.216 --> 00:18:20.633 So who exactly are you with? 185 00:18:20.633 --> 00:18:22.426 So who exactly are you with? 186 00:18:22.676 --> 00:18:24.845 FBI? NSA? 187 00:18:25.095 --> 00:18:29.642 I'm part of a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices aliens on Earth. 188 00:18:29.892 --> 00:18:31.185 Yeah, whatever. 189 00:18:31.393 --> 00:18:32.645 We're here. 190 00:18:34.605 --> 00:18:36.315 This is where we're going? 191 00:18:37.066 --> 00:18:38.484 This is Jack Jeebs' spot. 192 00:18:38.692 --> 00:18:41.028 He buys from chain-snatchers. Doesn't sell guns. 193 00:18:41.278 --> 00:18:42.321 Really? 194 00:18:42.947 --> 00:18:43.906 All right, look. 195 00:18:44.114 --> 00:18:48.243 I'm gonna go in and put my thing down, but when I come out, I want answers. 196 00:18:48.494 --> 00:18:50.162 Okay, go put your thing down. 197 00:18:56.210 --> 00:18:57.670 Officer Eduardo! 198 00:18:57.920 --> 00:19:00.756 How did these get here? I thought I turned them in. 199 00:19:01.006 --> 00:19:04.343 I hear you're into something hotter than stolen Rolexes. 200 00:19:04.551 --> 00:19:07.304 I deal crack, but I still work here. I love the hours. 201 00:19:07.763 --> 00:19:10.682 I'm talking about guns, smart-ass! Weird ones. 202 00:19:11.308 --> 00:19:14.103 Come on! What you see is what I got. 203 00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:18.023 Show him the imports, Jeebs. 204 00:19:19.149 --> 00:19:20.776 Hey, Kay. How are you? 205 00:19:21.026 --> 00:19:24.071 - Show him the imports. - I got out of that business. 206 00:19:24.321 --> 00:19:25.823 Why do you lie to me? 207 00:19:26.323 --> 00:19:27.533 Hold on a second. 208 00:19:27.866 --> 00:19:28.951 I'll count to three. 209 00:19:29.201 --> 00:19:32.120 He'll do it, Jeebs. That man does not look stable. 210 00:19:32.329 --> 00:19:34.998 You know what? He's crazy when he's like this. 211 00:19:35.249 --> 00:19:37.209 He's always crazy. Get a massage. 212 00:19:37.459 --> 00:19:38.335 Take a cruise... 213 00:19:39.127 --> 00:19:41.421 - Drop the weapon. - I warned him. 214 00:19:41.672 --> 00:19:42.506 Drop the weapon! 215 00:19:42.714 --> 00:19:44.007 - You warned him. - I'll kill you. 216 00:19:44.258 --> 00:19:47.386 You insensitive jerk! 217 00:19:51.181 --> 00:19:53.558 Do you have any idea how much that stings? 218 00:19:53.934 --> 00:19:56.311 Show us the merchandise, or you'll lose another head. 219 00:20:09.157 --> 00:20:09.992 Mr. Edwards... 220 00:20:15.455 --> 00:20:17.416 There, the one in the middle. 221 00:20:20.585 --> 00:20:24.172 You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity... 222 00:20:24.423 --> 00:20:26.842 ...to an unlicensed cephalopoid! You piece of... 223 00:20:27.300 --> 00:20:28.593 He looked okay to me. 224 00:20:28.802 --> 00:20:30.720 It was for an assassination. The target? 225 00:20:30.971 --> 00:20:31.888 I don't know. 226 00:20:32.097 --> 00:20:33.974 - Goddamn it! - I don't know! 227 00:20:35.434 --> 00:20:36.768 All that's confiscated. 228 00:20:37.018 --> 00:20:41.106 Be on the next transport off this rock, or I shoot where it don't grow back. 229 00:20:45.193 --> 00:20:48.238 And I'm gonna be back to talk about them Rolexes. 230 00:21:10.885 --> 00:21:13.054 Searching for a handle on the moment? 231 00:21:14.764 --> 00:21:16.266 I can't help you. 232 00:21:17.225 --> 00:21:18.810 The only comfort I can offer... 233 00:21:19.060 --> 00:21:22.397 ...is my promise that tomorrow you won't remember a thing. 234 00:21:22.939 --> 00:21:25.567 That's not exactly some shit you forget. 235 00:21:25.817 --> 00:21:27.277 Ever seen one of these? 236 00:21:30.822 --> 00:21:33.241 She looks over to her husband... 237 00:21:33.491 --> 00:21:36.578 ...then sets it down in her lap and says: 238 00:21:36.786 --> 00:21:39.998 " Honey, this one's eating my popcorn." 239 00:21:43.293 --> 00:21:44.335 Get it? 240 00:21:44.586 --> 00:21:45.920 This one's eating... 241 00:21:48.298 --> 00:21:50.425 Gotta go. Thanks for the egg rolls. 242 00:21:50.675 --> 00:21:51.968 Wait a minute. 243 00:21:52.260 --> 00:21:53.094 Who are you? 244 00:21:53.344 --> 00:21:55.930 See what I mean about tequila? You're very bright. 245 00:21:56.181 --> 00:21:57.932 But you need to lay off the sauce. 246 00:21:58.183 --> 00:22:00.435 I'll see you bright and early, 9:00. 247 00:22:00.685 --> 00:22:01.519 Be there... 248 00:22:02.312 --> 00:22:03.855 ...or be square. 249 00:22:25.084 --> 00:22:26.628 Well, well, well. 250 00:22:26.878 --> 00:22:30.173 Moving right in, are we? Think we own the place? 251 00:22:30.381 --> 00:22:32.300 I got an eviction notice for you. 252 00:22:32.550 --> 00:22:35.345 Just what exactly do you think you're doing here? 253 00:22:35.595 --> 00:22:37.639 Taking care of your pest problem. 254 00:22:37.889 --> 00:22:39.223 Pest problem? 255 00:22:40.099 --> 00:22:41.309 Pest? 256 00:22:41.517 --> 00:22:43.519 You got a hell of an infestation. 257 00:22:43.728 --> 00:22:46.564 You know, I've noticed an infestation here. 258 00:22:46.773 --> 00:22:49.567 Everywhere I look, nothing but undeveloped, unevolved... 259 00:22:49.817 --> 00:22:52.320 ...barely conscious pond scum... 260 00:22:52.528 --> 00:22:55.198 ...totally convinced of their own superiority... 261 00:22:55.448 --> 00:22:57.533 ...as they scurry about their short... 262 00:22:57.784 --> 00:22:59.535 ...pointless lives. 263 00:23:02.538 --> 00:23:04.374 Don't you wanna get rid of them? 264 00:23:04.624 --> 00:23:06.334 In the worst way. 265 00:23:42.161 --> 00:23:43.579 Help you? 266 00:23:43.955 --> 00:23:45.873 This dude gave me this card... 267 00:23:46.123 --> 00:23:47.416 Elevator. 268 00:24:12.149 --> 00:24:14.402 You're late. Sit down. 269 00:24:21.409 --> 00:24:22.868 My name is Zed. 270 00:24:23.285 --> 00:24:25.913 You're all here because you're the best. 271 00:24:26.122 --> 00:24:30.709 Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, NYPD. 272 00:24:31.085 --> 00:24:32.253 We want one of you. 273 00:24:32.795 --> 00:24:33.921 Just one. 274 00:24:34.171 --> 00:24:36.924 What will follow is a series of simple tests... 275 00:24:37.174 --> 00:24:40.719 ...for motor skills, concentration, stamina. 276 00:24:41.470 --> 00:24:42.888 I see we have a question. 277 00:24:43.139 --> 00:24:46.725 I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but... 278 00:24:46.976 --> 00:24:48.394 ...why are we here? 279 00:24:48.644 --> 00:24:49.645 Son. 280 00:24:50.145 --> 00:24:53.065 Lieutenant Jensen. West Point graduate with honours. 281 00:24:53.315 --> 00:24:56.944 We're here because you want the best of the best of the best, sir! 282 00:25:02.533 --> 00:25:04.368 What's so funny, Edwards? 283 00:25:04.743 --> 00:25:06.829 Your boy, Captain America, here. 284 00:25:07.454 --> 00:25:09.999 "The best of the best of the best, sir!" 285 00:25:10.332 --> 00:25:11.166 "With honours." 286 00:25:12.001 --> 00:25:13.627 He's just really excited... 287 00:25:13.836 --> 00:25:15.921 ...and has no clue why we're here. 288 00:25:16.171 --> 00:25:18.590 That's just very funny to me. 289 00:25:20.009 --> 00:25:21.677 Y'all ain't laughing, though. 290 00:25:29.518 --> 00:25:31.437 Okay, let's get going. 291 00:26:56.063 --> 00:26:57.314 Wanna get down on this? 292 00:27:23.256 --> 00:27:24.925 Edwards, what happened? 293 00:27:25.967 --> 00:27:26.801 Hesitated. 294 00:27:29.638 --> 00:27:33.350 May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die? 295 00:27:33.600 --> 00:27:35.977 She was the only one that seemed dangerous. 296 00:27:36.186 --> 00:27:37.604 How'd you figure that? 297 00:27:37.812 --> 00:27:40.523 I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the light... 298 00:27:40.774 --> 00:27:42.359 ...but he's just working out. 299 00:27:42.651 --> 00:27:46.321 How'd I feel if somebody bust my ass while I'm on the treadmill? 300 00:27:46.571 --> 00:27:48.448 Then I saw this snarling beast. 301 00:27:48.698 --> 00:27:51.743 I noticed he had a tissue in his hand and realized... 302 00:27:51.993 --> 00:27:54.037 ...he's not snarling, he's sneezing. 303 00:27:54.287 --> 00:27:55.622 Ain't no threat there. 304 00:27:55.872 --> 00:27:56.957 Then I saw Tiffany. 305 00:27:57.207 --> 00:28:00.126 8-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto... 306 00:28:00.377 --> 00:28:03.213 ...bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books? 307 00:28:03.505 --> 00:28:05.298 She about to start some shit. 308 00:28:05.507 --> 00:28:08.051 Those books are way too advanced for her. 309 00:28:08.301 --> 00:28:10.679 If you ask me, she's up to something. 310 00:28:10.970 --> 00:28:13.682 I'd appreciate it if you eased up about it. 311 00:28:17.852 --> 00:28:19.854 Or do I owe her an apology? 312 00:28:27.487 --> 00:28:28.905 Good shot, though, right? 313 00:28:34.452 --> 00:28:36.371 He has a problem with authority. 314 00:28:36.621 --> 00:28:37.914 So do I. 315 00:28:38.206 --> 00:28:41.376 But this kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot, boss. 316 00:28:41.626 --> 00:28:43.461 That's gotta be tough enough. 317 00:28:44.587 --> 00:28:46.798 Let's hope you know what you're doing. 318 00:28:55.223 --> 00:28:57.392 Gentlemen, congratulations. 319 00:28:57.600 --> 00:29:01.145 You're everything we expect from years of government training. 320 00:29:01.354 --> 00:29:04.983 If you'll just follow me, we have one more test to administer. 321 00:29:05.191 --> 00:29:06.859 An eye exam. 322 00:29:19.789 --> 00:29:21.082 Where are you going? 323 00:29:22.917 --> 00:29:24.419 What the hell is all this? 324 00:29:24.669 --> 00:29:27.797 In the 1950s, the government started an underfunded agency... 325 00:29:28.047 --> 00:29:30.800 ...with the laughable purpose of establishing contact... 326 00:29:31.009 --> 00:29:32.802 ...with a race not of this planet. 327 00:29:33.011 --> 00:29:35.179 Look at the end of this device. 328 00:29:35.513 --> 00:29:38.433 Everyone thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens... 329 00:29:38.683 --> 00:29:41.769 ...who made contact on March 2, 1961 outside New York. 330 00:29:42.019 --> 00:29:46.065 There were nine of us the first night. Seven agents, one astronomer... 331 00:29:46.274 --> 00:29:48.443 ...and a dumb kid who'd gotten lost. 332 00:29:48.693 --> 00:29:51.529 You brought that tall man some flowers. 333 00:29:52.155 --> 00:29:53.322 This way. 334 00:29:54.449 --> 00:29:56.784 They were a group of intergalactic refugees. 335 00:29:57.034 --> 00:30:00.663 Wanted Earth as an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet. 336 00:30:00.913 --> 00:30:02.456 You ever see Casablanca? 337 00:30:02.707 --> 00:30:04.375 Same thing, except no Nazis. 338 00:30:04.584 --> 00:30:07.920 We agreed and concealed all evidence of their landing. 339 00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:13.009 So these are real flying saucers and the World's Fair was a cover-up? 340 00:30:13.301 --> 00:30:14.427 Why hold it in Queens? 341 00:30:14.677 --> 00:30:17.597 More nonhumans arrive every year and live among us in secret. 342 00:30:17.847 --> 00:30:22.602 Not to change the subject, but when was the last time you got a CAT scan? 343 00:30:22.852 --> 00:30:26.522 - Six months ago. It's company policy. - Make another appointment. 344 00:30:26.772 --> 00:30:29.984 Tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time... 345 00:30:30.234 --> 00:30:33.279 ...and thank you for everything, but show me the door. 346 00:30:33.529 --> 00:30:36.616 All right. I'm getting some coffee. You want some? 347 00:30:36.866 --> 00:30:38.659 No, thank you, I'm fine. 348 00:30:44.040 --> 00:30:45.082 How you doing? 349 00:30:45.333 --> 00:30:46.500 Hi, Kay. 350 00:30:47.710 --> 00:30:50.212 - That's not decaf, is it? - Viennese cinnamon. 351 00:30:50.629 --> 00:30:54.550 Don't tell me we only got powdered stuff for cream. I hate it. 352 00:30:56.510 --> 00:30:58.721 Well, that's good. Good. Good. 353 00:30:59.597 --> 00:31:01.307 You guys getting along all right? 354 00:31:02.933 --> 00:31:04.435 Don't work too hard. 355 00:31:08.272 --> 00:31:10.274 Sure you don't want some coffee? 356 00:31:16.739 --> 00:31:18.240 Here's the deal. 357 00:31:18.491 --> 00:31:21.827 At any given time, there are around 1500 aliens on the planet. 358 00:31:22.077 --> 00:31:24.038 Most of them here in Manhattan. 359 00:31:24.288 --> 00:31:27.166 Most of them are decent. Just trying to make a living. 360 00:31:27.416 --> 00:31:29.877 - Cab drivers? - Not as many as you'd think. 361 00:31:30.377 --> 00:31:33.505 Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. Don't want one. 362 00:31:33.756 --> 00:31:38.219 They're happy. They think they have a good bead on things. 363 00:31:39.094 --> 00:31:41.597 People are smart. They can handle it. 364 00:31:41.931 --> 00:31:42.973 A person is smart. 365 00:31:43.307 --> 00:31:47.061 People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it. 366 00:31:47.436 --> 00:31:50.564 1500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was... 367 00:31:50.814 --> 00:31:52.524 ...the centre of the universe. 368 00:31:52.775 --> 00:31:56.111 500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat. 369 00:31:56.362 --> 00:32:00.407 And 15 minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. 370 00:32:02.493 --> 00:32:04.536 Imagine what you'll know... 371 00:32:04.745 --> 00:32:05.913 ...tomorrow. 372 00:32:08.332 --> 00:32:10.542 - What's the catch? - The catch? 373 00:32:11.126 --> 00:32:13.629 The catch is, you will sever all human contact. 374 00:32:13.879 --> 00:32:16.965 Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere... 375 00:32:18.884 --> 00:32:19.927 ...ever. 376 00:32:23.263 --> 00:32:25.766 I'll give you to sunrise to think it over. 377 00:32:30.896 --> 00:32:32.231 Is it worth it? 378 00:32:32.481 --> 00:32:33.857 Yeah, it's worth it. 379 00:32:36.360 --> 00:32:37.986 If you're strong enough. 380 00:33:38.213 --> 00:33:39.589 What's up, pops? 381 00:33:50.183 --> 00:33:51.143 I'm in... 382 00:33:51.351 --> 00:33:54.688 ...because there's some next-level shit going on here. 383 00:33:54.896 --> 00:33:58.150 Before y'all beam me up, there's a few things to understand. 384 00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:02.154 First off, you chose me, so you recognize the skills. 385 00:34:02.404 --> 00:34:06.032 I don't want nobody calling me "son" or " kid" or "sport." Cool? 386 00:34:06.283 --> 00:34:07.534 Cool. Whatever, slick. 387 00:34:07.742 --> 00:34:10.996 But I need to tell you something about all your skills. 388 00:34:12.289 --> 00:34:13.206 As of right now, they mean precisely... 389 00:34:13.206 --> 00:34:15.542 As of right now, they mean precisely... 390 00:34:15.959 --> 00:34:17.252 ...dick. 391 00:34:30.473 --> 00:34:32.976 - Purpose of trip? - Diplomatic mission. 392 00:34:33.226 --> 00:34:34.144 Duration of stay? 393 00:34:34.394 --> 00:34:35.687 Lunch. 394 00:34:35.937 --> 00:34:37.772 Any fruits or vegetables? 395 00:34:50.285 --> 00:34:52.746 You wanna stay away from that guy. 396 00:34:53.955 --> 00:34:55.373 He's grouchy. 397 00:34:55.790 --> 00:34:58.752 Three hours in customs after a 17-trillion-mile trip... 398 00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:00.462 ...will make anyone cranky. 399 00:35:00.670 --> 00:35:02.589 What government branch do we report to? 400 00:35:02.839 --> 00:35:05.425 - None. They ask too many questions. - Who pays for this? 401 00:35:05.633 --> 00:35:10.096 We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out-of-state visitors. 402 00:35:10.346 --> 00:35:12.515 Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. 403 00:35:12.724 --> 00:35:14.601 This is a fascinating gadget. 404 00:35:15.143 --> 00:35:18.688 It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again. 405 00:35:18.938 --> 00:35:23.067 That's fun. A universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it. 406 00:35:23.318 --> 00:35:25.904 Human thought is so primitive. It's looked upon... 407 00:35:26.154 --> 00:35:28.698 ...as an infectious disease in some galaxies. 408 00:35:28.948 --> 00:35:30.783 That kind of makes you proud. 409 00:35:31.034 --> 00:35:32.118 What's this? 410 00:35:35.955 --> 00:35:37.207 Just be calm! 411 00:35:37.457 --> 00:35:38.499 Relax! 412 00:35:39.208 --> 00:35:40.543 Watch your head! 413 00:35:41.044 --> 00:35:42.754 Someone get him some ice! 414 00:35:43.588 --> 00:35:46.716 Look out! Move! Just move when it's coming at you! 415 00:35:52.930 --> 00:35:53.765 Damn! 416 00:35:54.515 --> 00:35:56.100 I'll pay for that! 417 00:36:07.403 --> 00:36:10.531 This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout. 418 00:36:11.491 --> 00:36:13.618 Practical joke by the Great Attractor. 419 00:36:13.868 --> 00:36:15.495 He thought it was funny. 420 00:36:16.871 --> 00:36:18.164 Sorry, y'all. 421 00:36:18.831 --> 00:36:20.958 It was a accident. Sorry. 422 00:36:21.501 --> 00:36:23.586 Observation, the heart of our endeavour. 423 00:36:23.836 --> 00:36:26.005 Meet the twins, Blblup and Bob. 424 00:36:26.255 --> 00:36:29.592 This map shows the location of every alien on Earth. 425 00:36:29.842 --> 00:36:31.844 Some are under constant surveillance. 426 00:36:32.220 --> 00:36:34.305 Everyone on those screens is an alien. 427 00:36:34.555 --> 00:36:37.433 In public, they're as normal as you are, but in private... 428 00:36:38.017 --> 00:36:39.018 You'll get the idea. 429 00:36:40.228 --> 00:36:41.604 Oh, man. 430 00:36:42.063 --> 00:36:43.689 Doesn't make any sense, right? 431 00:36:44.899 --> 00:36:47.568 Well, no, it makes perfect sense. 432 00:36:48.110 --> 00:36:51.405 In third grade, everyone said I was crazy, but I knew our teacher... 433 00:36:51.614 --> 00:36:53.866 ...had to be from Venus or something. 434 00:36:54.075 --> 00:36:56.827 Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually. Well, one of the moons. 435 00:36:58.246 --> 00:36:59.121 ...revolve. 436 00:36:59.372 --> 00:37:00.706 Class... 437 00:37:01.165 --> 00:37:03.542 ...be quiet and pay attention! 438 00:37:04.502 --> 00:37:06.128 If I have to tell you... 439 00:37:06.337 --> 00:37:08.714 ...one more time... 440 00:37:10.424 --> 00:37:11.634 Let's put it on. 441 00:37:12.468 --> 00:37:13.302 Put what on? 442 00:37:13.928 --> 00:37:16.430 The last suit you'll ever wear. 443 00:37:28.943 --> 00:37:31.654 You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned... 444 00:37:31.904 --> 00:37:33.906 ... by MiB Special Services. 445 00:37:34.407 --> 00:37:37.201 You'll conform to the identity we give you... 446 00:37:37.451 --> 00:37:40.246 ... eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. 447 00:37:40.871 --> 00:37:41.831 From now on... 448 00:37:42.081 --> 00:37:44.583 ... you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. 449 00:37:44.834 --> 00:37:47.461 You will not stand out in any way. 450 00:37:47.878 --> 00:37:49.755 Your entire image is crafted... 451 00:37:50.005 --> 00:37:52.925 ... to leave no lasting memory with anyone you meet. 452 00:37:53.259 --> 00:37:55.678 You are a rumour, recognizable only as... 453 00:37:55.886 --> 00:37:58.764 ... déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly. 454 00:37:59.014 --> 00:38:01.350 You don't exist. You were never born. 455 00:38:04.103 --> 00:38:06.063 Anonymity is your name. 456 00:38:06.313 --> 00:38:08.190 Silence, your native tongue. 457 00:38:08.983 --> 00:38:11.277 You're no longer part of the system. 458 00:38:11.485 --> 00:38:13.654 You are above the system. Over it. 459 00:38:14.154 --> 00:38:15.698 Beyond it. 460 00:38:16.865 --> 00:38:19.034 We're "them. " We're "they. " 461 00:38:19.410 --> 00:38:21.870 We are the Men in Black. 462 00:38:29.211 --> 00:38:32.298 You know what the difference is between you and me? 463 00:38:34.842 --> 00:38:36.802 I make this look good. 464 00:38:38.971 --> 00:38:40.931 We're gonna go for a little ride. 465 00:38:41.348 --> 00:38:45.019 I'll put you down here for a minute, and Daddy will be right back. 466 00:39:16.467 --> 00:39:19.344 Okay, now we're ready to go for a little ride. 467 00:39:19.595 --> 00:39:23.182 We'll meet one of Daddy's friends, and you'll like him. 468 00:39:26.226 --> 00:39:28.187 Okay, let's see. 469 00:39:28.854 --> 00:39:32.316 Bee, we got the deposed sur-prefect of Singalee... 470 00:39:32.566 --> 00:39:35.485 ...touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight. 471 00:39:35.736 --> 00:39:38.363 -Humanoid? - You wish. Bring a sponge. 472 00:39:39.573 --> 00:39:41.658 Here. Red letter from last night. 473 00:39:42.367 --> 00:39:45.329 We had an unauthorized landing in upstate New York. 474 00:39:45.579 --> 00:39:47.581 Keep your ears open on this one. 475 00:39:47.789 --> 00:39:51.209 We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here. 476 00:39:53.086 --> 00:39:54.546 We got a skimmer. 477 00:39:54.921 --> 00:39:56.840 Landed alien out of zone. Who is it? 478 00:39:57.090 --> 00:39:58.133 Redgick. 479 00:39:58.383 --> 00:40:01.386 He's not cleared to leave Manhattan, but he's out of town... 480 00:40:01.636 --> 00:40:03.680 ...stuck on the New Jersey turnpike. 481 00:40:03.930 --> 00:40:05.640 Take junior with you. 482 00:40:05.891 --> 00:40:08.685 This is a good one for him to warm up on. 483 00:40:09.269 --> 00:40:10.270 Go get him, tiger. 484 00:40:17.235 --> 00:40:19.905 "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger." 485 00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:22.449 Zed... 486 00:40:23.408 --> 00:40:24.576 He just... 487 00:40:26.161 --> 00:40:30.123 Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise around... 488 00:40:30.332 --> 00:40:31.792 ...in a Ford POS. 489 00:40:34.336 --> 00:40:36.171 Fasten your seat belt. 490 00:40:36.421 --> 00:40:38.256 We gotta work on your people skills. 491 00:40:38.507 --> 00:40:41.218 You'd get a better reaction if you were polite. 492 00:40:41.468 --> 00:40:43.094 Fasten your seat belt, please. 493 00:40:43.303 --> 00:40:44.930 Good. Did you hurt yourself? 494 00:40:48.767 --> 00:40:52.437 The red button there, kid. Don't ever touch the red button. 495 00:41:02.447 --> 00:41:05.116 All right, pop, that'll be $72 there. 496 00:41:05.742 --> 00:41:08.954 Okay, sweetie, let me pay the impolite driver. 497 00:41:38.733 --> 00:41:42.987 Sorry I'm late. The cab drivers on this planet are terrible. 498 00:41:43.238 --> 00:41:45.615 Your Majesty, you are in grave danger. 499 00:41:45.865 --> 00:41:48.868 Yeah, and they overcharge you every time. 500 00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:52.956 Sir, a bug landed here. We must get you off the planet. 501 00:41:53.206 --> 00:41:55.416 A bug? He must know why I'm here. 502 00:41:55.667 --> 00:41:57.168 We think he does. 503 00:41:58.711 --> 00:42:00.463 Is that what I think it is? 504 00:42:00.713 --> 00:42:03.216 No, just some diamonds for your children. 505 00:42:03.466 --> 00:42:04.676 Do we have time to eat? 506 00:42:05.468 --> 00:42:08.846 Sure. I ordered you some Pirogi. 507 00:42:12.058 --> 00:42:13.560 Six is up! 508 00:42:14.894 --> 00:42:15.937 Where is lvan? 509 00:42:16.187 --> 00:42:17.689 Gave him a break. 510 00:42:28.366 --> 00:42:31.411 To the continued reign of the Arquillian Empire. 511 00:42:31.661 --> 00:42:33.621 To the safety of the Galaxy. 512 00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:43.965 You can kill us both, but you will not find the Galaxy. 513 00:42:44.924 --> 00:42:47.093 You're right about one thing. 514 00:43:01.482 --> 00:43:03.109 You're not going anywhere. 515 00:43:20.126 --> 00:43:22.295 Your licence and registration, please. 516 00:43:26.007 --> 00:43:29.135 Like to see your other licence and registration, please. 517 00:43:36.142 --> 00:43:39.979 You're restricted to Manhattan. Where are you going, Redgie? 518 00:43:40.771 --> 00:43:43.316 It's my wife. She's... Well, look. 519 00:43:48.112 --> 00:43:49.280 No big deal. 520 00:43:49.530 --> 00:43:51.657 Okay, you come with me, Redge. 521 00:43:53.826 --> 00:43:55.911 And you handle this. 522 00:43:56.162 --> 00:43:57.038 What?! Me? 523 00:43:57.788 --> 00:44:00.166 - You just catch. - Does he know what he's doing? 524 00:44:00.374 --> 00:44:02.460 He does it all the time. Let him work. 525 00:44:11.177 --> 00:44:12.928 Damn, man! 526 00:44:13.763 --> 00:44:16.432 Something's peeking! 527 00:44:16.682 --> 00:44:18.642 You're headed out of town. 528 00:44:18.893 --> 00:44:21.187 - We're meeting someone. - Who? 529 00:44:21.437 --> 00:44:24.440 - It's a ship. - I saw no departure clearance. 530 00:44:24.690 --> 00:44:25.566 You didn't? 531 00:44:25.816 --> 00:44:28.068 It's an emergency. 532 00:44:28.652 --> 00:44:29.987 You're doing fine! 533 00:44:30.196 --> 00:44:34.325 What kind of emergency? What's the rush to get off the planet? 534 00:44:34.658 --> 00:44:36.827 We don't like the neighbourhood anymore. 535 00:44:37.077 --> 00:44:38.913 Some of the new arrivals... 536 00:44:39.163 --> 00:44:42.500 New arrivals? Have anything to do with the crasher last night? 537 00:44:42.708 --> 00:44:44.084 Excuse me, miss! 538 00:44:47.755 --> 00:44:49.215 Oh, man. 539 00:44:49.798 --> 00:44:51.508 Oh, man! 540 00:44:53.552 --> 00:44:54.470 Look. 541 00:44:54.720 --> 00:44:56.513 Oh, man! 542 00:44:58.057 --> 00:45:00.225 Congratulations, Redge. It's a... 543 00:45:01.101 --> 00:45:02.478 ...squid. 544 00:45:05.856 --> 00:45:06.774 You know, it's... 545 00:45:07.775 --> 00:45:09.693 ...actually kind of... 546 00:45:16.033 --> 00:45:17.201 ...cute. 547 00:45:25.084 --> 00:45:27.252 Anything about that seem unusual? 548 00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:31.465 What would scare Redgick so badly... 549 00:45:31.715 --> 00:45:34.176 ...that he'd risk a warp jump with a newborn? 550 00:45:34.635 --> 00:45:36.553 We'll check the hot sheets. 551 00:45:42.184 --> 00:45:43.393 These are " hot sheets"? 552 00:45:43.602 --> 00:45:45.646 Best investigative reporting on Earth. 553 00:45:45.896 --> 00:45:48.982 Read The New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes. 554 00:45:49.358 --> 00:45:53.070 Cannot believe you're looking for tips in the supermarket tabloids. 555 00:45:54.571 --> 00:45:56.073 Not " looking for." 556 00:45:56.949 --> 00:45:59.618 Found. 557 00:46:12.339 --> 00:46:14.716 - Wait a minute, slow down. - Why? 558 00:46:14.967 --> 00:46:18.178 Give her time to get the wrong impression. Makes it smoother. 559 00:46:19.304 --> 00:46:20.722 Can I help you? 560 00:46:20.973 --> 00:46:24.268 Yes, ma'am. I'm Agent Manheim, this is Agent Black, FBI. 561 00:46:24.518 --> 00:46:26.228 We'd like to talk about your visitor. 562 00:46:26.478 --> 00:46:27.896 Gonna make fun of me too? 563 00:46:28.146 --> 00:46:32.234 No, we do not have a sense of humour we're aware of. May we come in? 564 00:46:33.986 --> 00:46:34.861 Sure. 565 00:46:35.320 --> 00:46:36.530 - Thank you. - Lemonade? 566 00:46:36.780 --> 00:46:38.198 Oh, yes, please. 567 00:46:42.828 --> 00:46:45.247 The chief of police came to the house... 568 00:46:45.497 --> 00:46:47.457 ...and did an investigation. 569 00:46:47.958 --> 00:46:51.086 Took a police report and writ down everything I said... 570 00:46:51.336 --> 00:46:53.130 ...not believing one thing I said. 571 00:46:53.380 --> 00:46:55.090 Sort of poking fun at me. 572 00:46:55.340 --> 00:46:57.426 He asked me, " If he was murdered... 573 00:46:57.676 --> 00:47:00.095 ...how was he able to walk back in the house?" 574 00:47:00.345 --> 00:47:03.181 I gotta admit to you that that one got me stumped. 575 00:47:03.598 --> 00:47:06.143 I tell you, I know Edgar, and that wasn't Edgar. 576 00:47:07.686 --> 00:47:10.647 It was like something was wearing Edgar. 577 00:47:12.649 --> 00:47:13.900 Like a suit... 578 00:47:14.526 --> 00:47:15.944 ...an Edgar suit. 579 00:47:23.535 --> 00:47:26.246 Dude was that ugly before he was an alien. 580 00:47:29.165 --> 00:47:31.001 I'm sorry. 581 00:47:31.376 --> 00:47:32.419 Go on. 582 00:47:33.420 --> 00:47:34.588 Anyway... 583 00:47:34.838 --> 00:47:36.881 ...I come to and he's gone. 584 00:47:37.924 --> 00:47:38.883 He say anything? 585 00:47:39.217 --> 00:47:42.053 Yes. He asked me for some water. 586 00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:44.514 Some sugar water. 587 00:47:44.889 --> 00:47:45.974 Sugar water? 588 00:47:46.224 --> 00:47:49.227 I remember that right. I thought that that was odd... 589 00:47:49.602 --> 00:47:53.690 ...that he asked me for sugar water and not lemonade or ice water... 590 00:47:54.107 --> 00:47:55.358 ...or regular water... 591 00:47:55.608 --> 00:47:56.860 ...tap water. 592 00:47:57.944 --> 00:48:00.613 All right, Beatrice. There was no alien. 593 00:48:00.864 --> 00:48:03.158 The flash of light was not a U.F.O. 594 00:48:03.408 --> 00:48:07.704 Gas was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. 595 00:48:07.954 --> 00:48:09.205 Wait a minute. 596 00:48:09.456 --> 00:48:12.876 That thing erases her memory, and you just make up a new one? 597 00:48:13.126 --> 00:48:14.753 A standard-issue neuralizer. 598 00:48:15.003 --> 00:48:17.714 That weak-ass story is the best you came up with? 599 00:48:18.047 --> 00:48:20.592 All right. On a more personal note... 600 00:48:20.842 --> 00:48:24.846 ...Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend. You'll stay with your mama... 601 00:48:25.096 --> 00:48:26.473 ...and decide you're better off. 602 00:48:26.723 --> 00:48:30.393 Yeah, because he never appreciated you anyway. 603 00:48:30.977 --> 00:48:32.896 In fact, you know what? 604 00:48:33.146 --> 00:48:35.857 You kicked him out. And now that he's gone... 605 00:48:36.107 --> 00:48:39.235 ...you'll go in town, find yourself some nice dresses. 606 00:48:39.485 --> 00:48:43.531 Get yourself some shoes. Find somewhere you could get a facial. 607 00:48:45.116 --> 00:48:48.411 And hire a decorator to come in here quick because... damn! 608 00:48:56.544 --> 00:48:58.338 When do I get my own flashy... 609 00:48:58.588 --> 00:48:59.964 ...memory messer-upper? 610 00:49:00.214 --> 00:49:01.215 When you grow up. 611 00:49:05.345 --> 00:49:06.304 Please. Not green. 612 00:49:07.805 --> 00:49:08.765 Oh, damn! 613 00:49:10.516 --> 00:49:13.353 Do you know which alien leaves a green spectral trail... 614 00:49:13.603 --> 00:49:14.937 ...and craves sugar water? 615 00:49:15.938 --> 00:49:19.776 That was on Jeopardy last night. Damn, Alex said it was... 616 00:49:20.026 --> 00:49:21.861 Zed, we have a bug. 617 00:49:22.570 --> 00:49:25.323 So... What? We don't like bugs? 618 00:49:25.573 --> 00:49:27.742 Bugs thrive on carnage, tiger. 619 00:49:28.201 --> 00:49:32.538 They consume, infest, destroy, live off the death of other species. 620 00:49:32.789 --> 00:49:34.832 You were stung as a child, right? 621 00:49:35.458 --> 00:49:39.087 Imagine a giant cockroach with unlimited strength... 622 00:49:39.337 --> 00:49:42.924 ...a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper... 623 00:49:43.132 --> 00:49:46.427 ...is terrorizing Manhattan Island in a new Edgar suit. 624 00:49:47.595 --> 00:49:48.721 That sound like fun? 625 00:49:51.140 --> 00:49:52.225 What's the move? 626 00:49:53.392 --> 00:49:55.853 With a bug in town, we'll watch the morgues. 627 00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:10.034 Where do you want contestant number 3? 628 00:50:10.243 --> 00:50:11.744 Just leave it there. 629 00:50:11.994 --> 00:50:13.079 What's with the cat? 630 00:50:13.329 --> 00:50:16.374 There's a problem with the cat. Sign here. 631 00:50:16.624 --> 00:50:19.418 - What's the problem with the cat? - It's your problem. 632 00:50:22.755 --> 00:50:24.298 I hate the living. 633 00:50:26.300 --> 00:50:27.677 Shall we? 634 00:50:57.331 --> 00:50:59.208 Oh, my God! 635 00:51:03.295 --> 00:51:05.297 Buddy, what are you? 636 00:51:13.681 --> 00:51:16.934 Subject was approximately 112 degrees at time of autopsy... 637 00:51:17.184 --> 00:51:19.353 ...indicating a temperature increase. 638 00:51:19.603 --> 00:51:23.732 Examiner tried to verify this rectally, but the subject had no rectum. 639 00:51:23.983 --> 00:51:25.401 Which is really... 640 00:51:25.651 --> 00:51:26.527 Weird. 641 00:51:27.403 --> 00:51:31.574 I'm Dr. Leo Manville, Department of Public Health. This is Dr. White. 642 00:51:32.616 --> 00:51:34.660 You must not have a home life. 643 00:51:34.868 --> 00:51:38.122 We watch the morgues carefully. You have something unusual? 644 00:51:38.372 --> 00:51:40.666 I'd say so. Triple homicide. 645 00:51:40.916 --> 00:51:42.793 The first body was normal, except he was broken in half. 646 00:51:42.793 --> 00:51:44.086 The first body was normal, except he was broken in half. 647 00:51:44.336 --> 00:51:46.839 But when I opened up the other two, well... 648 00:51:47.089 --> 00:51:48.048 Let me show you. 649 00:51:54.972 --> 00:51:58.100 There's a skeletal structure unlike anything I've seen. 650 00:51:58.350 --> 00:51:59.810 I'll have a look at it. 651 00:52:00.019 --> 00:52:02.229 You and Dr. Weaver check the other body. 652 00:52:02.438 --> 00:52:03.814 This way, doctor. 653 00:52:04.523 --> 00:52:06.400 This one's even stranger. 654 00:52:07.317 --> 00:52:09.987 I did a laparotomy. I started with the stomach. 655 00:52:10.237 --> 00:52:13.699 But we can start with the gastroesophageal junction. 656 00:52:14.825 --> 00:52:17.745 Let's start wherever you started at. 657 00:52:18.203 --> 00:52:19.538 Okey-dokey. 658 00:52:28.255 --> 00:52:29.840 - Is this your cat? - It is now. 659 00:52:30.048 --> 00:52:32.426 It came in with the body. Dive right in. 660 00:52:32.634 --> 00:52:34.344 I'm sure he won't mind. 661 00:52:37.973 --> 00:52:39.850 You have really pretty eyes. 662 00:52:40.851 --> 00:52:41.852 Thank you. 663 00:52:45.689 --> 00:52:46.607 Feel that? 664 00:52:46.815 --> 00:52:49.860 Where the pyloric junction would be? Push it aside. 665 00:52:50.360 --> 00:52:53.363 Notice anything strange? Stomach, liver, lungs... 666 00:52:53.780 --> 00:52:55.657 Nope, all fine. 667 00:52:55.908 --> 00:52:57.409 They're all missing. 668 00:52:58.160 --> 00:52:59.036 Of course. 669 00:52:59.286 --> 00:53:02.247 That's obviously the first thing I noticed. 670 00:53:02.789 --> 00:53:05.792 What I was pointing out is the fact that there are no... 671 00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:08.295 ...pieces... 672 00:53:08.545 --> 00:53:10.047 ...of them left. 673 00:53:10.297 --> 00:53:13.342 You know, so they're intact... 674 00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:16.928 ...wherever they are whole. That we can be sure of. 675 00:53:17.137 --> 00:53:18.555 Have we met before? 676 00:53:19.389 --> 00:53:21.475 I'm having a feeling of déjà vu. 677 00:53:22.976 --> 00:53:25.312 - Yeah, me too. - Really? 678 00:53:26.104 --> 00:53:28.565 Wanna know what I think? Don't tell him. 679 00:53:28.815 --> 00:53:32.152 He's under enough stress. I don't think it's a real body. 680 00:53:32.402 --> 00:53:35.739 I think it's some kind of transport unit for something else. 681 00:53:35.989 --> 00:53:37.824 The question is, what? 682 00:53:38.700 --> 00:53:40.243 Is this freaking you out? 683 00:53:43.246 --> 00:53:44.456 No, girl. 684 00:53:46.041 --> 00:53:49.002 You know what I like to do sometimes when it's late? 685 00:53:53.340 --> 00:53:54.674 Dr. White. 686 00:53:56.426 --> 00:53:57.761 Excuse me. 687 00:54:02.474 --> 00:54:03.642 What do you think? 688 00:54:04.184 --> 00:54:07.395 Interesting. She got a "Queen of the Undead" thing going... 689 00:54:07.646 --> 00:54:08.939 Of the body. 690 00:54:09.147 --> 00:54:09.981 Great body. 691 00:54:10.190 --> 00:54:11.900 The dead body. 692 00:54:12.692 --> 00:54:14.653 You have to look at that thing. 693 00:54:14.986 --> 00:54:16.404 You recognize him? 694 00:54:17.113 --> 00:54:20.617 He looks like the big guy I saw at headquarters, only deader. 695 00:54:20.867 --> 00:54:22.202 What killed him? 696 00:54:23.495 --> 00:54:24.454 A bug? 697 00:54:25.330 --> 00:54:26.623 You're up, slugger. 698 00:54:30.669 --> 00:54:31.878 Look at this. 699 00:54:33.672 --> 00:54:35.090 What the hell is that? 700 00:54:53.650 --> 00:54:55.068 Must... 701 00:54:56.736 --> 00:54:58.696 To prevent... 702 00:55:01.157 --> 00:55:03.076 ...contest. 703 00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:05.578 What are you saying? 704 00:55:05.829 --> 00:55:07.247 To prevent... 705 00:55:07.497 --> 00:55:08.998 To prevent... 706 00:55:09.290 --> 00:55:10.333 ...struggle? 707 00:55:12.752 --> 00:55:13.795 To prevent... 708 00:55:14.337 --> 00:55:15.255 War? 709 00:55:15.630 --> 00:55:16.840 War. 710 00:55:19.425 --> 00:55:20.969 The Galaxy... 711 00:55:22.345 --> 00:55:24.097 ...is on... 712 00:55:24.514 --> 00:55:26.432 ...Orion's... 713 00:55:28.935 --> 00:55:29.769 ...be... 714 00:55:32.689 --> 00:55:34.148 What is word? 715 00:55:34.774 --> 00:55:36.109 The bed? 716 00:55:36.609 --> 00:55:38.611 Belt? Orion's belt? 717 00:55:58.881 --> 00:56:02.260 "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 718 00:56:02.510 --> 00:56:04.429 What the hell does that mean? 719 00:56:07.890 --> 00:56:09.392 Doctor... 720 00:56:09.600 --> 00:56:10.935 ...whatever, come here. 721 00:56:11.185 --> 00:56:15.189 Dr. Whatever? You guys aren't really from the Department of Health. 722 00:56:15.481 --> 00:56:17.316 Rosenberg. Damn! 723 00:56:17.567 --> 00:56:21.904 The Arquillians won't like this. He was one of the royal family. 724 00:56:22.196 --> 00:56:23.406 This is an alien... 725 00:56:23.614 --> 00:56:26.951 ...and you're from a government agency keeping it under wraps. 726 00:56:27.160 --> 00:56:30.413 He said, "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 727 00:56:30.663 --> 00:56:32.874 How else do you explain New York? 728 00:56:33.082 --> 00:56:35.459 I was in this cab, and this guy was... 729 00:56:37.336 --> 00:56:39.463 "Galaxy on Orion's belt" makes no sense. 730 00:56:39.672 --> 00:56:43.634 That's what the little dude inside the big dude's head said, right? 731 00:56:43.843 --> 00:56:46.804 Damn, man! You did the flashy thing already. 732 00:56:47.054 --> 00:56:49.640 Whoever you are, you'll have to show me I.D. 733 00:56:49.891 --> 00:56:52.935 Of course, young lady. Look at this for me, please. 734 00:56:53.185 --> 00:56:55.021 - Would you stop that? - What? 735 00:56:55.229 --> 00:56:57.356 That thing will give her brain cancer. 736 00:56:57.607 --> 00:56:59.859 Never hurt her before. Close the doors. 737 00:57:00.109 --> 00:57:01.902 Special Services will be here. 738 00:57:02.153 --> 00:57:05.031 How many times have you flashy-thinged that woman? 739 00:57:05.281 --> 00:57:06.115 Couple. 740 00:57:06.365 --> 00:57:09.618 - Don't you worry about long-term damage? - A little. 741 00:57:09.869 --> 00:57:11.787 - Have you flashy-thinged me? - No. 742 00:57:12.038 --> 00:57:14.498 I ain't playing with you! Have you? 743 00:57:24.133 --> 00:57:27.178 I think I should be in charge of the flashy thing. 744 00:57:27.428 --> 00:57:28.846 Not while I'm around. 745 00:57:29.096 --> 00:57:31.307 You'll fricassee someone's brain. 746 00:57:31.557 --> 00:57:35.561 We got two dead aliens and a medical examiner needs a new memory. 747 00:57:38.147 --> 00:57:40.483 Make it a happy memory. 748 00:58:13.724 --> 00:58:15.809 Where is it?! 749 00:58:59.603 --> 00:59:01.063 Hey, Zed. 750 00:59:01.605 --> 00:59:04.399 Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here? 751 00:59:04.650 --> 00:59:08.570 The twins keep us on Centurian time. It's a 37-hour day. 752 00:59:08.779 --> 00:59:11.031 Give it a few months. You'll get used to it. 753 00:59:11.281 --> 00:59:12.908 Or have a psychotic episode. 754 00:59:13.408 --> 00:59:14.535 Here's Orion. 755 00:59:14.743 --> 00:59:17.746 It's a grouping of the brightest stars in the northern sky. 756 00:59:17.996 --> 00:59:20.582 - Here's Orion's belt. - The little guy said: 757 00:59:20.832 --> 00:59:24.169 "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." 758 00:59:24.419 --> 00:59:26.672 There are no galaxies on Orion's belt. 759 00:59:26.922 --> 00:59:30.634 The belt is just these three stars. Galaxies are huge. 760 00:59:30.842 --> 00:59:34.972 They're made up of billions of stars. You heard wrong. 761 00:59:35.847 --> 00:59:38.308 Look, whatever, I know what I heard. 762 01:00:15.429 --> 01:00:16.763 Pretty lady. 763 01:00:23.228 --> 01:00:27.816 That grumpy guy's story's starting to come into focus a little bit here. 764 01:00:28.525 --> 01:00:31.736 So you were the guy in that picture with the flowers? 765 01:00:32.696 --> 01:00:36.032 And, I take it, she never got those flowers. 766 01:00:36.741 --> 01:00:39.619 So, what, she ever get married or anything? 767 01:00:40.829 --> 01:00:43.748 They say it's better to have loved and lost... 768 01:00:43.957 --> 01:00:46.084 ...than never to have loved at all. 769 01:00:46.334 --> 01:00:47.419 Try it. 770 01:00:53.091 --> 01:00:54.217 Look at this. 771 01:00:54.467 --> 01:00:55.927 They're all leaving. 772 01:00:56.177 --> 01:01:00.098 We've had 12 jumps in the last hour. Redgick was just the first. 773 01:01:00.974 --> 01:01:02.767 What do they know that we don't? 774 01:01:03.018 --> 01:01:04.561 Why does a rat desert a ship? 775 01:01:04.769 --> 01:01:08.606 Give me Lem Sat 4, please, with a proton induction thermoscan. 776 01:01:10.442 --> 01:01:12.694 Thank you. Okay. Lem Sat 18. 777 01:01:14.821 --> 01:01:16.031 All right, 4000. 778 01:01:20.410 --> 01:01:21.870 An Arquillian battle cruiser. 779 01:01:22.120 --> 01:01:24.789 And we've got a dead Arquillian prince. 780 01:01:26.583 --> 01:01:28.084 Speak of the devil. 781 01:01:29.127 --> 01:01:30.044 They sound pissed. 782 01:01:30.295 --> 01:01:31.755 Translate that. Step on it. 783 01:01:32.130 --> 01:01:35.633 Go to Rosenberg's jewellery store, and see what you can turn up. 784 01:01:41.598 --> 01:01:42.849 Give the kid a weapon. 785 01:01:52.692 --> 01:01:55.945 - Series 4 De-atomizer. - That's what I'm talking about. 786 01:01:56.154 --> 01:01:57.822 Noisy Cricket. 787 01:01:59.949 --> 01:02:01.951 Kay, no, no, come on, man. 788 01:02:02.202 --> 01:02:04.662 You get a Series 4 De-atomizer... 789 01:02:04.913 --> 01:02:06.789 ...I get a little midget Cricket? 790 01:02:10.793 --> 01:02:12.712 Feel like I'm gonna break it. 791 01:02:57.131 --> 01:02:59.425 Hey, this is my truck! 792 01:03:00.510 --> 01:03:03.638 Make sure you tell them that down at the impound. 793 01:03:10.978 --> 01:03:12.939 Please. 794 01:03:22.365 --> 01:03:24.825 Who breaks into a jewellery store and leaves the jewels? 795 01:03:25.076 --> 01:03:27.245 Somebody not looking for jewellery. 796 01:03:29.497 --> 01:03:31.958 This guy had a serious crush on his cat. 797 01:03:34.585 --> 01:03:35.503 Get down! 798 01:03:40.841 --> 01:03:41.884 Man! 799 01:03:43.761 --> 01:03:45.680 That's him. That's the bug! 800 01:03:45.888 --> 01:03:47.264 In the Edgar suit! 801 01:04:08.953 --> 01:04:11.705 We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public! 802 01:04:11.956 --> 01:04:13.916 We ain't got time for this bullshit! 803 01:04:14.166 --> 01:04:16.544 There's a alien battle cruiser about to... 804 01:04:16.794 --> 01:04:19.672 There's always an alien battle cruiser or a death ray... 805 01:04:19.922 --> 01:04:22.758 ...or an intergalactic plague about to wipe out life on Earth. 806 01:04:23.008 --> 01:04:25.928 The only way people get on with their happy lives... 807 01:04:26.136 --> 01:04:28.848 ...is they do not know about it! 808 01:04:33.602 --> 01:04:35.521 And don't worry about the bug. 809 01:04:35.813 --> 01:04:38.190 He's not leaving town. We got his ship. 810 01:04:46.031 --> 01:04:48.033 We need a containment crew... 811 01:04:48.242 --> 01:04:49.910 ... on MacDougal Street. 812 01:04:50.744 --> 01:04:54.373 Containment may be a moot point. The exodus continues. 813 01:04:54.623 --> 01:04:58.460 The party's over, and the last one to leave gets stuck with the check. 814 01:04:58.711 --> 01:05:01.171 You sorry little ingrates! 815 01:05:09.263 --> 01:05:10.931 What about the Arquillians? 816 01:05:11.181 --> 01:05:14.601 We've translated part of the message: " Deliver the Galaxy." 817 01:05:14.852 --> 01:05:18.063 -They don't want much, do they? - Oh, it gets better. 818 01:05:18.313 --> 01:05:19.773 They hold us responsible. 819 01:05:28.741 --> 01:05:30.742 Where do you keep your dead? 820 01:05:30.951 --> 01:05:32.744 I don't have any dead. 821 01:05:33.287 --> 01:05:34.371 Where? 822 01:05:34.621 --> 01:05:35.956 I don't know. 823 01:05:36.457 --> 01:05:38.459 The city morgue? 824 01:05:48.468 --> 01:05:50.888 That's three for a dollar, sir! 825 01:05:51.471 --> 01:05:54.433 It was some light that refracted off of Venus... 826 01:05:54.683 --> 01:05:56.143 ...into some swamp gas... 827 01:05:56.393 --> 01:05:57.895 ...and that's what made the... 828 01:05:58.145 --> 01:05:59.563 All right, kid! 829 01:06:00.355 --> 01:06:01.773 Excuse me. What's up? 830 01:06:02.024 --> 01:06:04.693 The Arquillians want the Galaxy, whatever that means. 831 01:06:04.902 --> 01:06:06.737 We need help, a professional... 832 01:06:06.987 --> 01:06:10.157 ...with years of experience in intergalactic politics. 833 01:06:10.407 --> 01:06:13.076 I hope the little twerp hasn't skipped town. 834 01:06:15.454 --> 01:06:17.289 If you'll gather over here... 835 01:06:17.539 --> 01:06:20.917 That's right, move in closer. That's good. Thanks. 836 01:06:21.168 --> 01:06:24.629 If you look right here, I'd appreciate it. Thank you. 837 01:06:37.684 --> 01:06:40.437 The worst disguise ever. He's definitely an alien. 838 01:06:40.687 --> 01:06:43.482 You don't like it, you can kiss my furry butt. 839 01:06:44.149 --> 01:06:45.025 Busy, Frank? 840 01:06:45.275 --> 01:06:47.402 Can't talk now. My flight's leaving in... 841 01:06:47.652 --> 01:06:48.695 Get your paws off! 842 01:06:48.904 --> 01:06:50.113 Call the pound! 843 01:06:50.363 --> 01:06:52.449 The dog owes my friend money. 844 01:06:52.699 --> 01:06:54.284 Arquillians and bugs, what do you know? 845 01:06:54.534 --> 01:06:55.786 - Nothing. - Not a thing? 846 01:06:58.705 --> 01:07:01.249 Stop, stop, stop it! Okay, okay! 847 01:07:01.625 --> 01:07:03.793 Rosenberg wasn't a two-bit Arquillian. 848 01:07:04.002 --> 01:07:07.339 He was the guardian of the Galaxy. He thought he'd be safe on Earth. 849 01:07:07.589 --> 01:07:08.548 The bug had other plans. 850 01:07:08.757 --> 01:07:12.636 The Galaxy is the best source for subatomic energy in the universe. 851 01:07:12.886 --> 01:07:15.639 If the bugs get it, kiss the Arquillians goodbye. 852 01:07:15.889 --> 01:07:16.932 Ask about the belt. 853 01:07:17.182 --> 01:07:19.851 Rosenberg mentioned Orion's belt. What did he mean? 854 01:07:20.101 --> 01:07:21.895 - Beats me. - Beats you? 855 01:07:22.687 --> 01:07:23.855 Not around. 856 01:07:26.775 --> 01:07:28.818 It's a ventriloquist act. 857 01:07:29.069 --> 01:07:30.946 The Galaxy is here! 858 01:07:31.780 --> 01:07:32.614 Here? 859 01:07:32.822 --> 01:07:35.408 A galaxy's millions of stars and planets. 860 01:07:35.659 --> 01:07:38.161 When will you learn that size doesn't matter? 861 01:07:38.620 --> 01:07:41.665 If something's important, it doesn't mean it's not small. 862 01:07:41.998 --> 01:07:42.999 How small? 863 01:07:43.208 --> 01:07:45.293 The size of a marble or a jewel. 864 01:07:45.794 --> 01:07:48.463 Excuse me. I gotta be walked before my flight. 865 01:07:48.713 --> 01:07:49.589 Get out of here. 866 01:07:52.133 --> 01:07:55.512 If the Galaxy's here, it's not on Orion's belt. 867 01:08:15.782 --> 01:08:17.826 When you want attention... 868 01:08:19.285 --> 01:08:20.119 Orion. 869 01:08:20.328 --> 01:08:22.080 That's a pretty name. 870 01:08:22.622 --> 01:08:24.165 What's this? 871 01:09:18.636 --> 01:09:20.763 Yes, good, thank you. 872 01:09:21.013 --> 01:09:24.100 Thank you for making sure the bell works. 873 01:09:26.811 --> 01:09:28.521 What's up, Farmer John? 874 01:09:30.064 --> 01:09:32.650 A man came in here earlier. 875 01:09:33.234 --> 01:09:34.068 A dead man. 876 01:09:34.318 --> 01:09:36.279 And that means what to me? 877 01:09:38.322 --> 01:09:41.200 It was a very dear friend of mine. 878 01:09:41.909 --> 01:09:43.995 I believe he had an animal with him. 879 01:09:44.245 --> 01:09:46.789 It was a gift I gave him. A pet cat. 880 01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:48.666 It means worlds to me. 881 01:09:48.916 --> 01:09:50.668 I'd like to have it back. 882 01:09:50.918 --> 01:09:54.380 I'll need picture I.D., proof of ownership of the cat... 883 01:09:54.630 --> 01:09:58.134 ...notarized proof of kinship with the deceased. 884 01:09:59.093 --> 01:10:00.511 Don't do that. 885 01:10:02.263 --> 01:10:03.347 Do what? 886 01:10:04.515 --> 01:10:06.017 Don't do it. 887 01:10:08.603 --> 01:10:09.979 Oh, man. 888 01:10:25.661 --> 01:10:27.913 Look, Kay, let me handle this one. 889 01:10:28.164 --> 01:10:30.875 All we gotta do is get a cat. It's not that hard. 890 01:10:31.125 --> 01:10:35.421 But if you go in there, you'll start flashing your brain ray in her face. 891 01:10:35.629 --> 01:10:37.298 She'll wind up with leukemia. 892 01:10:37.548 --> 01:10:41.385 The doctor don't need you flashing away her med-school classes. Five minutes. 893 01:10:41.635 --> 01:10:42.970 Two minutes. 894 01:10:45.473 --> 01:10:46.515 Where's the animal? 895 01:10:46.766 --> 01:10:48.225 I said I don't know. 896 01:10:48.434 --> 01:10:50.728 Well, let's see if we can find it. 897 01:10:56.150 --> 01:10:57.276 Hello! 898 01:11:06.535 --> 01:11:07.661 Hello! 899 01:11:12.082 --> 01:11:13.626 - How you doing? - Hello. 900 01:11:13.876 --> 01:11:16.795 I'm Sergeant Friday from the 26th Precinct. 901 01:11:17.046 --> 01:11:19.632 A cat came in with a corpse the other day. 902 01:11:19.882 --> 01:11:21.967 - "Orion" on the nametag? - Right. 903 01:11:22.801 --> 01:11:25.763 Well, this cat is a witness... 904 01:11:26.013 --> 01:11:28.474 ...in a murder case. I'll need to take him. 905 01:11:28.724 --> 01:11:30.309 I don't know where the cat is. 906 01:11:30.559 --> 01:11:31.852 You don't? 907 01:11:32.394 --> 01:11:35.105 No, but maybe you could take me with you instead. 908 01:11:37.107 --> 01:11:40.110 Damn, you do start fast, don't you? 909 01:11:40.319 --> 01:11:42.112 I'd really like to go with you... 910 01:11:42.446 --> 01:11:43.447 ...now. 911 01:11:44.406 --> 01:11:46.784 And exactly why is that? 912 01:11:54.083 --> 01:11:56.085 I need to show you something. 913 01:11:56.668 --> 01:11:57.628 Slow down. 914 01:11:57.878 --> 01:12:01.131 - Girl, don't hit the gas like that! - You don't understand. 915 01:12:01.381 --> 01:12:03.634 You really need to see this. 916 01:12:03.884 --> 01:12:08.472 I will. One thing. I gotta drive. It's not some macho trip. 917 01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:11.100 That's just the way I get down. 918 01:12:22.236 --> 01:12:24.863 Look, stud, you're really not getting this. 919 01:12:25.072 --> 01:12:28.200 There's something I need you to help me with. 920 01:12:39.127 --> 01:12:40.212 Freeze it! 921 01:12:40.462 --> 01:12:41.505 You are thick! 922 01:12:41.755 --> 01:12:42.881 How could I know? 923 01:12:43.090 --> 01:12:44.341 Did I have to sing it? 924 01:12:44.591 --> 01:12:46.134 You were like a drunk prom date. 925 01:12:46.385 --> 01:12:50.264 Typical. Anytime a woman shows even a hint of sexual independence... 926 01:12:50.472 --> 01:12:51.306 Shut up! 927 01:12:51.515 --> 01:12:52.349 Let her go! 928 01:12:52.557 --> 01:12:54.351 Listen, monkey-boy... 929 01:12:54.601 --> 01:12:57.813 ...l'm on the top rung of the evolutionary ladder. 930 01:12:58.063 --> 01:12:59.147 So can it. 931 01:12:59.398 --> 01:13:01.900 Show me your face, and I'll cure your ills. 932 01:13:02.192 --> 01:13:05.570 Ever pull wings off a fly? Care to see the fly get even? 933 01:13:05.779 --> 01:13:07.197 What about your ship? 934 01:13:07.447 --> 01:13:10.367 If that's what you call that trash we got locked up. 935 01:13:10.617 --> 01:13:12.994 - Put your weapons down! - Won't happen. 936 01:13:13.245 --> 01:13:14.079 It's okay. 937 01:13:14.371 --> 01:13:15.914 How is it okay? 938 01:13:16.164 --> 01:13:18.250 I'm saying it's gonna be okay. 939 01:13:18.500 --> 01:13:20.419 Don't bet on it, meat sack. 940 01:13:30.178 --> 01:13:31.721 Let me go! 941 01:13:42.691 --> 01:13:43.942 Go on! 942 01:13:47.946 --> 01:13:49.239 Take me here. 943 01:13:49.489 --> 01:13:50.323 No way. 944 01:13:51.783 --> 01:13:52.617 Take me! 945 01:14:10.677 --> 01:14:11.511 He's in a cab! 946 01:14:33.992 --> 01:14:36.369 Don't move! Don't move! Don't move! 947 01:14:36.911 --> 01:14:38.371 Hey, man, what? 948 01:14:49.632 --> 01:14:52.469 He's not leaving the planet in a cab. Let's go. 949 01:14:57.432 --> 01:15:00.101 Put up a bionet all the way around Manhattan. 950 01:15:00.351 --> 01:15:02.645 If it's not human, it doesn't leave. 951 01:15:04.022 --> 01:15:05.607 What do we hear from upstairs? 952 01:15:05.857 --> 01:15:07.066 " Deliver the Galaxy." 953 01:15:07.317 --> 01:15:10.320 The bug's got the Galaxy, but we got his ship. 954 01:15:13.489 --> 01:15:15.825 Warning: Plutonic fusion detection. 955 01:15:16.910 --> 01:15:19.287 Warning: Plutonic fusion detection. 956 01:15:23.958 --> 01:15:26.502 - Why are they shooting at us? - Battle rules. 957 01:15:26.753 --> 01:15:31.007 We get an ultimatum, a warning shot, then a galactic week to respond. 958 01:15:31.591 --> 01:15:34.135 A galactic week? How the hell long is that? 959 01:15:34.385 --> 01:15:35.470 One hour. 960 01:15:35.845 --> 01:15:37.013 One hour? 961 01:15:37.555 --> 01:15:38.640 Then what? 962 01:15:43.978 --> 01:15:45.188 That's bullshit! 963 01:15:45.396 --> 01:15:49.359 To keep the bugs from getting it, Arquillians will destroy that galaxy. 964 01:15:49.609 --> 01:15:52.111 And whatever planet it's on. 965 01:15:53.237 --> 01:15:54.697 You're talking about us. 966 01:15:54.947 --> 01:15:56.365 Sucks, huh? 967 01:15:58.951 --> 01:16:01.704 I'll get the location of every interstellar vehicle. 968 01:16:01.954 --> 01:16:04.123 I already did. Frank took the last ship. 969 01:16:04.373 --> 01:16:06.542 - Sneden's Landing and Throg's Neck. - Gone. 970 01:16:06.793 --> 01:16:08.586 - What about Atlantic City? - Gone. 971 01:16:08.836 --> 01:16:10.254 - Bayonne? - Gone. 972 01:16:10.505 --> 01:16:13.049 - There's Three Mile Island. - Gone. 973 01:16:13.299 --> 01:16:15.384 - Staten Island? - Gone, thank God. 974 01:16:15.802 --> 01:16:19.680 We're running out of time. If that bug gets off Earth, we're bug food. 975 01:16:19.931 --> 01:16:21.015 Hey, old guys! 976 01:16:26.103 --> 01:16:27.980 Do those still work? 977 01:16:43.204 --> 01:16:45.248 - You're coming with me. - What? 978 01:16:45.790 --> 01:16:47.667 It's a long trip. I'll need a snack. 979 01:16:47.667 --> 01:16:48.668 It's a long trip. I'll need a snack. 980 01:16:54.674 --> 01:16:55.633 The tunnel? 981 01:16:55.883 --> 01:16:58.761 - You know a better way to Queens? - It'll be packed! 982 01:17:12.191 --> 01:17:13.484 Remember the red button? 983 01:17:14.110 --> 01:17:15.778 Push the red button. 984 01:17:16.570 --> 01:17:17.905 Put on a seat belt. 985 01:17:30.459 --> 01:17:33.087 You're much too tense. You're young. Relax. 986 01:17:33.337 --> 01:17:35.089 Take some joy in your work. 987 01:17:35.339 --> 01:17:36.507 Do you like music? 988 01:17:40.678 --> 01:17:41.720 That's better. 989 01:17:41.929 --> 01:17:45.391 ... in Norfolk, Virginia California on my mind 990 01:17:45.850 --> 01:17:48.519 I straddled that Greyhound And rode him into Raleigh 991 01:17:48.727 --> 01:17:50.521 And on across Caroline 992 01:17:50.938 --> 01:17:53.899 Somebody help me Get out of Louisiana 993 01:17:55.859 --> 01:17:58.237 There are people there Who care a little 'bout me 994 01:17:58.445 --> 01:18:01.824 -And won't let the poor boy down - All right, now! 995 01:18:13.377 --> 01:18:14.962 You do know Elvis is dead? 996 01:18:15.212 --> 01:18:17.756 No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home. 997 01:18:33.105 --> 01:18:34.648 You don't wanna eat me. 998 01:18:34.898 --> 01:18:37.693 I'm an important person on my planet. Like a queen! 999 01:18:37.901 --> 01:18:40.738 A goddess, even. There are those who worship me. 1000 01:18:40.988 --> 01:18:42.739 I'm not trying to impress you. 1001 01:18:42.990 --> 01:18:45.033 I'm just saying it could start a war! 1002 01:18:45.284 --> 01:18:47.828 Good, war. That means more food for my family. 1003 01:18:48.078 --> 01:18:51.457 All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed. 1004 01:18:51.665 --> 01:18:54.293 You're a wonderful dad, but I'm staying here! 1005 01:19:15.939 --> 01:19:18.066 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1006 01:19:19.359 --> 01:19:21.194 Roaches check in. 1007 01:19:23.238 --> 01:19:24.489 They don't check out. 1008 01:19:29.286 --> 01:19:33.332 Warning: E ight minutes to the destruction of Earth. 1009 01:19:35.125 --> 01:19:36.418 E ight minutes... 1010 01:19:36.668 --> 01:19:37.919 ... to destruction. 1011 01:20:23.131 --> 01:20:25.967 We'll use pulsar level five with an implosion factor. 1012 01:20:26.218 --> 01:20:27.052 What?! 1013 01:20:27.260 --> 01:20:30.472 Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three. One... 1014 01:20:30.722 --> 01:20:31.932 ...two, three! 1015 01:21:32.659 --> 01:21:34.244 You idiots! 1016 01:21:35.495 --> 01:21:37.288 You don't get it! 1017 01:21:37.539 --> 01:21:38.414 I've won. 1018 01:21:39.249 --> 01:21:39.457 It's over. 1019 01:21:39.457 --> 01:21:41.042 It's over. 1020 01:21:41.501 --> 01:21:43.419 You're milk-suckers! 1021 01:21:44.045 --> 01:21:45.713 You don't matter. 1022 01:21:46.005 --> 01:21:48.466 In a few seconds, you won't even be matter. 1023 01:21:48.716 --> 01:21:51.427 You're under arrest for violating the Tycho Treaty. 1024 01:21:51.678 --> 01:21:54.430 So hand over whatever galaxy you might be carrying... 1025 01:21:54.681 --> 01:21:57.392 ...and put your hands on your head. 1026 01:22:02.397 --> 01:22:04.232 I'll put my hands... 1027 01:22:06.734 --> 01:22:07.986 ...on my head. 1028 01:22:12.407 --> 01:22:13.408 Like this? 1029 01:22:42.728 --> 01:22:44.814 That did not go the way I planned. 1030 01:22:45.064 --> 01:22:46.732 Don't let him on the second ship. 1031 01:22:46.983 --> 01:22:49.902 - What are you talking about? - Keep him on this planet. 1032 01:22:50.153 --> 01:22:52.113 Where are you going? 1033 01:22:52.738 --> 01:22:54.615 I'm gonna get my gun back. 1034 01:22:57.410 --> 01:22:58.244 Hey, bug! 1035 01:22:58.494 --> 01:23:01.414 You know how many of your kind I've swatted with a paper? 1036 01:23:01.664 --> 01:23:04.166 You're just a smear on the sports page... 1037 01:23:04.417 --> 01:23:07.336 ...you slimy, gut-sucking, intestinal parasite! 1038 01:23:07.837 --> 01:23:09.255 Eat me! 1039 01:23:09.463 --> 01:23:10.798 Eat me! 1040 01:23:29.108 --> 01:23:30.026 What's up? 1041 01:23:30.609 --> 01:23:33.821 You just gonna eat and run? What about dessert? 1042 01:23:39.785 --> 01:23:41.203 That's it? 1043 01:23:41.620 --> 01:23:45.082 Where you going? This party's just getting started. 1044 01:23:45.833 --> 01:23:47.168 Where you going? 1045 01:23:48.169 --> 01:23:49.879 Where you going? 1046 01:23:51.047 --> 01:23:52.131 Let me tell you. 1047 01:23:52.381 --> 01:23:55.843 There's only one way off this planet, and that's through me. 1048 01:24:39.386 --> 01:24:40.846 Where you going? 1049 01:24:41.722 --> 01:24:43.223 Why you running, huh? 1050 01:24:43.682 --> 01:24:45.392 I'm still standing. 1051 01:24:46.060 --> 01:24:48.062 Come on, bring it. Bring it! 1052 01:25:07.915 --> 01:25:10.376 I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? 1053 01:25:12.586 --> 01:25:14.421 That means that's your uncle. 1054 01:25:17.424 --> 01:25:18.675 You all look alike. 1055 01:25:27.059 --> 01:25:28.852 Well, well. 1056 01:25:29.102 --> 01:25:32.606 Big, bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? 1057 01:25:36.276 --> 01:25:38.362 I can't understand why you gotta... 1058 01:25:38.612 --> 01:25:41.073 ...come down here bringing all this ruckus... 1059 01:25:41.323 --> 01:25:44.076 ...snatching up galaxies and everything. 1060 01:25:44.284 --> 01:25:48.413 My attitude is, don't start nothing, won't be nothing. 1061 01:25:54.670 --> 01:25:58.340 Ease up out of my face before something bad happens to you. 1062 01:26:00.425 --> 01:26:01.510 Too late. 1063 01:26:31.206 --> 01:26:33.625 Tell the Arquillians we have the Galaxy. 1064 01:26:33.875 --> 01:26:35.669 You got it, friend. 1065 01:26:37.337 --> 01:26:39.464 Going to get your gun back, huh? 1066 01:26:39.714 --> 01:26:41.174 I like this gun. 1067 01:26:41.925 --> 01:26:46.138 While you was in there playing around, I was doing all the work. 1068 01:26:46.388 --> 01:26:49.349 I had to bean him in the head with this big rock. 1069 01:26:49.599 --> 01:26:51.518 I was gonna hit him with a 2-by-4. 1070 01:26:51.768 --> 01:26:53.353 He kicked me. It hurt. 1071 01:26:53.603 --> 01:26:56.356 But then I got to the fire. I was like that with it. 1072 01:26:56.606 --> 01:26:59.025 Not bad for your second day of work, is it? 1073 01:26:59.860 --> 01:27:03.196 This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-metre. 1074 01:27:03.613 --> 01:27:07.367 Should've been here for the Zeronion migration in 1968. 1075 01:27:09.995 --> 01:27:12.622 I guess you weren't even alive in '68. 1076 01:27:18.295 --> 01:27:20.922 Interesting job you guys have. 1077 01:27:37.063 --> 01:27:38.898 I know we got these rules... 1078 01:27:39.149 --> 01:27:41.401 ...but she did help us bust that bug. 1079 01:27:41.651 --> 01:27:44.320 Maybe we didn't have to flashy-thing her. 1080 01:27:45.989 --> 01:27:49.200 Come on. Who will she tell? She hang out with dead people. 1081 01:27:49.451 --> 01:27:51.077 It's not for her. 1082 01:27:51.327 --> 01:27:52.620 It's for me. 1083 01:27:54.330 --> 01:27:55.665 What? 1084 01:27:57.876 --> 01:27:59.085 Aren't they beautiful? 1085 01:28:00.879 --> 01:28:01.713 Stars. 1086 01:28:02.338 --> 01:28:05.383 I never look at them anymore, but they actually are... 1087 01:28:08.136 --> 01:28:09.512 ...beautiful. 1088 01:28:14.184 --> 01:28:16.561 Kay, you're frightening your partner. 1089 01:28:16.811 --> 01:28:19.939 I've been training a replacement, not a partner. 1090 01:28:20.982 --> 01:28:22.609 Wait a minute, Kay. 1091 01:28:23.109 --> 01:28:25.361 I cannot do this job by myself. 1092 01:28:25.612 --> 01:28:28.281 Guys, my apartment isn't anywhere near here. 1093 01:28:28.489 --> 01:28:30.450 It's not even on the same island. 1094 01:28:32.035 --> 01:28:33.036 Days... 1095 01:28:33.244 --> 01:28:34.454 ...months... 1096 01:28:34.704 --> 01:28:35.872 ...years. 1097 01:28:36.205 --> 01:28:37.874 Always face it forward. 1098 01:28:47.550 --> 01:28:50.219 I was in an interstellar cockroach's gullet. 1099 01:28:50.470 --> 01:28:52.889 That's one of 100 memories I don't want. 1100 01:29:09.989 --> 01:29:11.324 See you around. 1101 01:29:17.580 --> 01:29:18.748 No... 1102 01:29:19.540 --> 01:29:20.833 ...you won't. 1103 01:29:56.744 --> 01:29:58.955 The high consulate from Solaxium 9... 1104 01:29:59.163 --> 01:30:01.082 ...wants seats for the Bulls game. 1105 01:30:01.332 --> 01:30:03.918 Call Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet. 1106 01:30:06.170 --> 01:30:07.797 Rodman? You're kidding. 1107 01:30:08.089 --> 01:30:09.131 Nope. 1108 01:30:09.715 --> 01:30:11.759 Not much of a disguise. 1109 01:37:55.346 --> 01:37:56.305 Subtitles : Filou ;-)