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Well, well,
Boris the Animal has a visitor.

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I guess one every 40 years is okay.

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It's a cake.

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I decide what it is.

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Looks like some kind of cake.

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She's clean.
Well, not clean, but you know...

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Oh, God.

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Boris the Animal...

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...you've got a visitor.

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It's just Boris.

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Your letters have been
a soul-nourishing...

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...tonic.

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And you are much more...

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...unconventionally handsome
than your photos.

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This ain't a conjugal visit.

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So quit your conjugating.

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When's the last time
you conjugated anything?

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I see you've brought me a treat,
darling.

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Would you mind cutting this up
for us? It's a special day.

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I'm a romantic like that.

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Oh, I wouldn't do that.

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Why's that?

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It'll ruin your figure.

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You complete me.

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The big one.

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Boris! You promised
to take me with you!

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We had a deal!

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Obadiah Price.

30
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Yes. I did make you a promise.

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Wait. I smell something.

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You can't win, Boris.

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Let's agree to disagree.

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There's too many of us.

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Rather hot in here.
Mind if I open a window?

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Sorry, darling.
We did love the cake.

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Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

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Good afternoon.

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Please give your attention
to my associate, Agent J.

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He's going to demonstrate
an electro-biomechanical...

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...neural-transmitting,
zero-synapse repositioner.

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We call it the neuralyser.

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- Keep it simple, slick.
- Thanks a lot.

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Thank you, Agent K.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
if you will look right here.

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You know how you're on a plane and
you're asked to turn your phone off?

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You're like, "I ain't turning it off.
Has nothing to do with a plane."

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Well, this is what we get.
That's what happens.

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It gets up there, bounces around
on the satellites and:

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Just turn your damn phone off.

51
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Now you're gonna drive off a cliff
tonight because your GPS don't work.

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Check the composition
of the fuel units and surface deposits.

53
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I wanna know who was driving.

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Yes, sir.

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- What are you gonna say tonight?
- Don't worry.

56
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No, I'm very worried.
This is important.

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- I'm hungry. You hungry?
- K.

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Seriously,
I'm not even sure that's meat.

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I think I just saw a tooth in that thing.
Or a claw. Or a hoof.

60
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Thanks, Manny.

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That does not belong in a pita,
it belongs in a casket.

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What would go good with this
would be silence.

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See, here's the problem.

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You can't smell it...

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...because your nose already
smells like that, but my nose doesn't.

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Silence goes good with a lot of things.
Ever try or is talking how you breathe?

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Just say you hate me.
Don't take it out on the car.

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Let me enjoy this.

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Whoa, enjoyment.

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So that's what enjoyment looks like
on that face. I like that emotion.

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I keep emotion out of it.

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Out of what, K? Life?

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You don't wanna run it by me?

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- Let me know what you'll say?
- Don't worry.

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Oh, no, I'm worried. Very worried.

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It's the man's eulogy.
You have to show some feeling.

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That thing people do when they
change their facial expression?

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I worked with Zed for 40 years.
A hell of an agent.

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And I have written
a hell of a speech for him.

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People will be moved.

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And now a few words from Agent K.

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I worked with Zed for over 40 years,
and in all that time...

83
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...he never invited me to dinner.

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He never asked me to his house
to watch a game.

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He never shared a single detail
of his personal life.

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Yeah, he was weird.

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Thank you.

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And now we will hear from
our new chief, Agent O.

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Thank you, Agent K.
That was very moving.

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- That was your eulogy?
- He was a good man.

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Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.

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When I told the Finucian Zyglot
about Zed's passing...

93
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...she said something
that I'm going to repeat.

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And I'm paraphrasing.

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That's just so Zed.

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Thank you.

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You lose something over here,
Hondo?

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Can you promise, if I go first, you'll
do better than that at my funeral?

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You know, something like:

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"J was a friend.

101
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Now there's a big part of me
that's gone.

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Oh, J, all the things
that I should have said...

103
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...except I was too old...

104
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...and craggy and surly...

105
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...and just tight. I was too...

106
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...tight.

107
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I'm gonna just miss
your caramel-brown skin."

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I'll wing something.

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<i>K, it's O. We have reports</i>
<i>of several humans suffering from...</i>

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<i>...intestinal worms of alien origin.</i>

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Thank you, O.

112
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How did you get to be like you?

113
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Something happened, K.
What happened?

114
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You know how I live
such a happy life'?

115
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How you live such a happy life?

116
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I don't ask questions
I don't want to know the answer to.

117
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That's deep.

118
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Jeffrey.

119
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Do I know you?

120
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Your services are legendary.
So says your father, Obadiah.

121
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You were in Lunar-Max.

122
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There is no prison that can hold me.

123
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Cool for you.
What do you need from me, man?

124
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The device.

125
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I'm going back in time to kill a man
before he takes my arm.

126
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K, J!

127
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So happy to see you.
Mr. Wu get you your regular table?

128
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You no hungry?

129
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Show us the tanks, Wu.

130
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Oh, sure, sure. You look.
Very fresh.

131
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Show us the tanks in the back.

132
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So sorry. No speak English.
You come back later, okay?

133
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Save the chop-socky bullshit
for the tourists, Wu.

134
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Hey, what you guys
wanna bust my balls for, huh?

135
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You don't have no balls.

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Man, you look like
you come from the planet...

137
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...Damn.

138
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And Bob here is a clear violation
of Health Ordinance 32:

139
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Selling unlicensed extraterrestrial...

140
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...food stuffs.

141
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That is an Earth fish.

142
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Very traditional in China.
You arrest me...

143
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...that's a hate crime!

144
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It would be...

145
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...if you were Chinese.

146
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K, come on. I got larvae to feed.

147
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Who is the Spiky Bulba for?

148
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Nobody.

149
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Who's it for?

150
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I keep them in case!

151
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- In case what?
- I don't know!

152
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anybody!

153
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All right, you slug.

154
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Wu...

155
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...he and I are having issues right now,
but you shouldn't suffer for that.

156
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Thank you, J.

157
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So if you don't like getting
fish-slapped, keep to our agreement.

158
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Earth people get Earth fish.
Real Earth fish.

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On behalf of my pathetic self
and worthless children, you stay.

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Allow me most honorable benefit
of serving you favourite noodles, K?

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Don't nobody want your
nasty-ass noodles.

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You're a piece of shit, Wu.

163
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Shrimp and bok choy.

164
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We're gonna be here for a while.

165
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That was just mean.

166
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What you did to Wu back there.

167
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Snatched his skirt off.

168
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That's just disrespectful.

169
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I used to play a game
with my dad:

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What'll You Have
For Your Last Meal.

171
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You could do worse than this.

172
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Okay.

173
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I played a game with my dad...

174
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...called catch.

175
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Except I'd throw the ball
and it'd just hit the wall...

176
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...because he wasn't there.

177
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Don't badmouth your old man.

178
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I'm not badmouthing him.
I just didn't really know him.

179
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It's not right.

180
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Damn right it's not.
A boy needs a father.

181
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Table one hasn't ordered a thing.
Table three...

182
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...just drank his fourth cup...

183
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...of duck sauce.

184
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<i>K, the crashed ship...</i>

185
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<i>...from this morning</i>
<i>was stolen from...</i>

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Lunar-Max.

187
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Boris the Animal.

188
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How did you know?

189
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He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.

190
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<i>Give us a minute, chief.</i>

191
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We're in a situation.

192
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Oh, yeah.

193
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I take the Chloropod.

194
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You take the Tarantabee.

195
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And the Hydronian over there.

196
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I'll take the kitchen.

197
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Meet you on the street.

198
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This is a very confusing time...

199
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...in my life.

200
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Hey.

201
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Keep your mouth closed,
keep your head down.

202
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Hello, K.

203
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Boris the Animal.

204
00:17:07.402 --> 00:17:09.571
It's just Boris.

205
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You haven't changed very much.
I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.

206
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Yes, my arm.

207
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We've thought about that moment...

208
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...every day for the last 40 years.

209
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Well, that's just not living a full life.

210
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I can promise you
it will be longer than yours.

211
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Lonelier too. Since you're
the last Boglodite standing.

212
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We'll see about that.

213
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But first,
I want the pleasure of killing you.

214
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Yo, K.

215
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- Where the hell have you been?
- Fishing.

216
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You don't know it, K,
but you're already dead.

217
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You all right?

218
00:18:23.604 --> 00:18:25.522
May I have everyone's attention,
please?

219
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Thank you.

220
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You know how your kid won
the goldfish in that little baggie...

221
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...from the fair and you didn't
want it in your house...

222
00:18:36.908 --> 00:18:40.370
...so you told your kid it ran away
when you flushed it down the toilet?

223
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Well, this is what happens.

224
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Okay? See what I'm talking about?
Don't lie to your kids.

225
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Man, I am getting too old for this.

226
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I can only imagine how you feel.

227
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Boris the Animal.

228
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I put him away a long time ago.
It's the worst mistake I ever made.

229
00:19:02.893 --> 00:19:04.853
Why? Was he innocent?

230
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Should have killed him.

231
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- Well, shit, let's go get him.
- No.

232
00:19:11.568 --> 00:19:13.070
- No.
- Leave it alone.

233
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It's above your pay grade.

234
00:19:14.655 --> 00:19:16.365
We have the same pay grade.

235
00:19:16.740 --> 00:19:19.451
It has nothing to do with you.
Mind your own business.

236
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Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit
of that bass out your voice.

237
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Secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is
running around, this is my business.

238
00:19:27.459 --> 00:19:29.836
You forget about Boris
or my report will reflect...

239
00:19:30.003 --> 00:19:32.005
...that your conduct
has been unbecoming.

240
00:19:32.506 --> 00:19:35.509
Well, maybe my report
is gonna reflect some shit too, K.

241
00:19:35.676 --> 00:19:38.178
- You are suspended for two weeks.
- Bullshit.

242
00:19:38.345 --> 00:19:40.305
Four weeks.

243
00:19:41.098 --> 00:19:42.557
How about I quit?

244
00:19:42.724 --> 00:19:44.976
There are things out there
you don't need to know.

245
00:19:45.143 --> 00:19:48.188
That's not the lie you told me
when you recruited me.

246
00:19:58.448 --> 00:19:59.157
What up, pops?

247
00:19:59.324 --> 00:20:01.993
- Lose your partner?
- Yeah.

248
00:20:03.161 --> 00:20:05.831
<i>Next shuttle to Afazumba...</i>

249
00:20:05.997 --> 00:20:08.875
<i>...leaving in 22 minutes.</i>

250
00:20:21.263 --> 00:20:21.972
<i>Search...</i>

251
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...Boris the Animal.

252
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<i>Boris the Animal,</i>
<i>Boglodite assassin.</i>

253
00:20:25.726 --> 00:20:27.519
<i>Boglodites were a rogue alien race...</i>

254
00:20:27.686 --> 00:20:29.688
<i>...that consumed all planets</i>
<i>in their path.</i>

255
00:20:29.855 --> 00:20:31.732
<i>Boris the Animal</i>
<i>was the only suspect...</i>

256
00:20:31.898 --> 00:20:34.067
<i>...in a series of alien murders</i>
<i>on Earth.</i>

257
00:20:34.401 --> 00:20:35.193
Incident report.

258
00:20:35.360 --> 00:20:36.903
<i>Boris the Animal was convicted...</i>

259
00:20:37.070 --> 00:20:40.907
<i>...for the following murders</i>
<i>that occurred on July 15, 1969</i>

260
00:20:41.116 --> 00:20:45.662
<i>Murder number one: Coney Island,</i>
<i>10:37 a.m. Roman the Fabulist.</i>

261
00:20:45.829 --> 00:20:47.956
<i>Murder number two: The Factory.</i>

262
00:20:48.123 --> 00:20:48.790
Refine search.

263
00:20:48.957 --> 00:20:49.833
Agent K.

264
00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:52.461
<i>Junior Agent K apprehended</i>
<i>and arrested...</i>

265
00:20:52.627 --> 00:20:57.174
<i>...Boris the Animal on July 16,1969,</i>
<i>at Cape Canaveral, Florida.</i>

266
00:20:57.340 --> 00:20:58.759
- Cape Canaveral...
- Agent K...

267
00:20:58.925 --> 00:21:01.386
<i>...received highest commendation</i>
<i>for heroic action...</i>

268
00:21:01.553 --> 00:21:02.888
<i>...including implementation...</i>

269
00:21:03.054 --> 00:21:04.723
<i>...of the Arc Net Defense System...</i>

270
00:21:04.890 --> 00:21:07.392
<i>...which protected the Earth</i>
<i>from Boglodite invasion...</i>

271
00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:09.269
<i>...and led to the race's extinction.</i>

272
00:21:09.436 --> 00:21:10.437
Details.

273
00:21:10.687 --> 00:21:12.022
<i>Access restricted.</i>

274
00:21:13.190 --> 00:21:18.487
Excuse me? Clearance level
senior agent, class one. J.

275
00:21:18.653 --> 00:21:19.863
<i>Access denied.</i>

276
00:21:20.238 --> 00:21:21.531
What?

277
00:21:36.213 --> 00:21:40.258
So why this sudden interest
in your partner's old exploits?

278
00:21:40.675 --> 00:21:42.344
What happened between Boris and K?

279
00:21:42.511 --> 00:21:43.428
That's easy.

280
00:21:43.595 --> 00:21:45.639
K imprisoned Boris.
He put up the Arc Net.

281
00:21:45.806 --> 00:21:48.350
He protected the Earth
from the Boglodites.

282
00:21:48.517 --> 00:21:50.101
He did his job.

283
00:21:51.520 --> 00:21:52.938
That's not what I'm asking.

284
00:21:53.104 --> 00:21:54.773
Cape Canaveral, what happened?

285
00:21:55.482 --> 00:21:57.734
Something that changed him.

286
00:21:58.235 --> 00:22:00.028
Leave it at that.

287
00:22:01.905 --> 00:22:04.324
So you two go way back, huh?

288
00:22:09.579 --> 00:22:11.581
That's classified.

289
00:22:12.082 --> 00:22:14.334
A word of advice, Agent J.

290
00:22:14.501 --> 00:22:18.129
Don't ask questions
you don't want to know the answer to.

291
00:22:20.090 --> 00:22:23.635
That's funny.
That is exactly what K said.

292
00:22:27.430 --> 00:22:29.558
He's a very wise man.

293
00:22:29.933 --> 00:22:32.060
Take the rest of the night off.

294
00:22:48.827 --> 00:22:49.494
What?

295
00:22:49.953 --> 00:22:52.247
Guess I owe you some answers,
hoss.

296
00:22:52.414 --> 00:22:54.416
<i>What, you're feeling chatty</i>
<i>all of a sudden?</i>

297
00:22:54.791 --> 00:22:58.378
I can't talk right now. I've got secret
cases of my own I'm working on.

298
00:22:58.545 --> 00:23:00.797
I hate to tear you away
from your video game.

299
00:23:01.548 --> 00:23:02.883
All right, I'm hanging up.

300
00:23:03.133 --> 00:23:06.511
<i>You know the most destructive force</i>
<i>in the universe?</i>

301
00:23:07.804 --> 00:23:09.139
sugar?

302
00:23:09.639 --> 00:23:11.141
<i>Regret.</i>

303
00:23:13.476 --> 00:23:15.395
You don't have to wait. Just talk.

304
00:23:15.562 --> 00:23:18.189
I promised you the secrets
of the universe. Nothing more.

305
00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:21.359
So there's secrets out there
the universe don't know about?

306
00:24:40.021 --> 00:24:41.147
Mommy.

307
00:24:58.415 --> 00:24:59.958
Can I help you?

308
00:25:03.420 --> 00:25:04.671
K?

309
00:25:05.255 --> 00:25:06.840
5K.

310
00:25:11.094 --> 00:25:12.846
I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk?

311
00:25:13.013 --> 00:25:15.890
Can I...? I'm so sorry.
I don't know what...

312
00:25:17.767 --> 00:25:19.894
Mommy, the president is drinking...

313
00:25:20.061 --> 00:25:22.313
...my milk.

314
00:25:23.773 --> 00:25:24.441
I'm sorry.

315
00:25:27.777 --> 00:25:29.988
He didn't say please.

316
00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:46.463
- Who?

317
00:25:46.629 --> 00:25:47.505
You new?

318
00:25:47.672 --> 00:25:50.341
Very funny, Agent J.

319
00:25:58.475 --> 00:26:01.269
J, everything you told me yesterday,
you were right as rain.

320
00:26:01.436 --> 00:26:04.022
- Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout.
- Who are you?

321
00:26:04.189 --> 00:26:06.900
Exactly.
I feel like a whole new man today.

322
00:26:07.067 --> 00:26:10.862
Like this great weight has been lifted.
I've had anger issues my entire life...

323
00:26:11.029 --> 00:26:13.615
...but now I see I was mad at myself.
And my step mom.

324
00:26:13.782 --> 00:26:15.784
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to stop talking.

325
00:26:15.950 --> 00:26:18.244
It's like I closed
this emotional window.

326
00:26:18.411 --> 00:26:20.455
But I threw a brick
through that window.

327
00:26:20.622 --> 00:26:22.499
Thank you for handing me
that brick, J.

328
00:26:22.665 --> 00:26:26.336
Whoever you are, give me five feet
or I'll pluck you in your throat.

329
00:26:28.088 --> 00:26:30.465
I'm gonna go
to the little Men's-in-Black room...

330
00:26:30.632 --> 00:26:34.177
...then we'll go find those morons
from Pox Ethera. Lunch is on me.

331
00:26:35.929 --> 00:26:37.055
Who was that?

332
00:26:37.222 --> 00:26:40.141
Double A? Your partner.

333
00:26:42.685 --> 00:26:45.230
I need you to go get me some
chocolate milk, all right?

334
00:26:45.396 --> 00:26:48.066
Just a really big glass.
Have you seen K?

335
00:26:48.233 --> 00:26:49.776
Did he call in sick or anything?

336
00:26:49.943 --> 00:26:51.402
Who's K?

337
00:26:52.362 --> 00:26:54.823
All right, all right,
go ahead, go ahead.

338
00:26:54.989 --> 00:26:55.740
K!

339
00:26:57.033 --> 00:26:58.159
All right.

340
00:26:58.451 --> 00:26:59.828
You got me.

341
00:26:59.994 --> 00:27:02.247
I'll give it to you.
It's funny, very elaborate.

342
00:27:02.413 --> 00:27:05.583
Oh, and all of you,
fantastic performances.

343
00:27:05.750 --> 00:27:08.461
You waited 14 years
to develop a sense of humor...

344
00:27:08.628 --> 00:27:10.338
...but this is a good one.

345
00:27:10.505 --> 00:27:12.340
But I need you
to come out here now...

346
00:27:12.507 --> 00:27:14.926
...because I'm starting
to get a little pissed off.

347
00:27:15.093 --> 00:27:17.387
Agent J, would you mind
keeping your voice down...

348
00:27:17.554 --> 00:27:19.430
...and telling me
who you're looking for?

349
00:27:19.597 --> 00:27:20.723
I'm looking for K.

350
00:27:21.141 --> 00:27:22.559
Who is K?

351
00:27:24.644 --> 00:27:26.020
You too? You too.

352
00:27:26.187 --> 00:27:28.148
I mean, who is he to you?

353
00:27:28.314 --> 00:27:29.440
My partner.

354
00:27:29.899 --> 00:27:32.110
Older gentleman, 110...

355
00:27:32.277 --> 00:27:33.319
...maybe 111 years old.

356
00:27:33.486 --> 00:27:38.449
Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening
with him. He smiles like this.

357
00:27:39.409 --> 00:27:40.743
Seen him around?

358
00:27:43.246 --> 00:27:44.747
I'll take you to K.

359
00:27:44.914 --> 00:27:46.749
Thank you.

360
00:27:53.089 --> 00:27:55.550
- What is that supposed to be?
- That's K.

361
00:27:55.717 --> 00:27:57.802
He's been dead for over 40 years.

362
00:27:58.678 --> 00:28:02.390
Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke
is that it be funny.

363
00:28:02.932 --> 00:28:04.309
It's never been funny.

364
00:28:09.898 --> 00:28:12.984
Computer, Agent K
and Boris the Animal.

365
00:28:13.151 --> 00:28:15.862
<i>Men in Black incident report,</i>
<i>July, 1969.</i>

366
00:28:16.029 --> 00:28:17.197
<i>Location, Cape Canaveral.</i>

367
00:28:17.363 --> 00:28:19.741
<i>Perpetrator Boris the Animal</i>
<i>escaped and fled Earth.</i>

368
00:28:19.908 --> 00:28:23.161
<i>Assumed to have returned to planet</i>
<i>Boglodotia 20 light'-years away.</i>

369
00:28:23.328 --> 00:28:26.664
<i>Agent K pronounced dead at scene.</i>
<i>Awarded posthumous commendation...</i>

370
00:28:26.831 --> 00:28:29.751
<i>...for action which prevented</i>
<i>greater loss of human life.</i>

371
00:28:29.918 --> 00:28:31.419
That's not what happened.

372
00:28:31.586 --> 00:28:33.546
I looked at this report.
K put Boris away...

373
00:28:33.713 --> 00:28:36.674
- Agent K is dead.
- Well, I just talked to him last night.

374
00:28:36.841 --> 00:28:38.259
- You are imagining.
- I'm not.

375
00:28:38.426 --> 00:28:40.386
- I need a psych team up here.
- Yes, ma'am.

376
00:28:40.553 --> 00:28:44.390
Aqua Velva aftershave.
I didn't imagine that.

377
00:28:44.557 --> 00:28:49.103
Every stakeout,
endless hours of cowboy music.

378
00:28:49.270 --> 00:28:51.314
Every morning with his coffee...

379
00:28:51.481 --> 00:28:55.109
...he'd say, "I tell you something, slick.
This coffee tastes like dirt."

380
00:28:55.276 --> 00:28:57.487
And I was supposed to say,
"What do you expect?

381
00:28:57.654 --> 00:28:59.447
- It was ground this morning."
- "This morning."

382
00:28:59.822 --> 00:29:01.324
How do you know that?

383
00:29:01.574 --> 00:29:02.867
Chocolate milk, sir?

384
00:29:03.034 --> 00:29:06.537
Where you been, man?
It was like an hour ago.

385
00:29:08.122 --> 00:29:08.873
Wait.

386
00:29:09.040 --> 00:29:11.918
How long have you been craving
chocolatised dairy products?

387
00:29:12.085 --> 00:29:13.461
Just today.

388
00:29:14.212 --> 00:29:16.256
Are you experiencing headaches?
Dizziness?

389
00:29:16.422 --> 00:29:17.924
Loss of balance?

390
00:29:18.091 --> 00:29:19.592
Agitation? Depression?

391
00:29:19.842 --> 00:29:20.927
Hell, yeah.

392
00:29:22.428 --> 00:29:24.681
Two possibilities.
One is you've been bitten...

393
00:29:24.847 --> 00:29:26.349
...by a Hovartian brain tick...

394
00:29:26.516 --> 00:29:28.977
...and could die in horrible agony
at any moment.

395
00:29:30.603 --> 00:29:33.398
Damn it. It's not the tick.

396
00:29:33.564 --> 00:29:35.525
"Damn it, it's not the tick"?

397
00:29:35.692 --> 00:29:37.360
It's something worse than the tick?

398
00:29:39.862 --> 00:29:42.031
Your obsession
with chocolate milk indicates...

399
00:29:42.198 --> 00:29:44.784
...that you might be involved
in a temporal fracture.

400
00:29:44.993 --> 00:29:46.786
I don't know
what you're talking about.

401
00:29:46.953 --> 00:29:49.372
Chocolate milk relieves
temporal-fracture headaches.

402
00:29:49.872 --> 00:29:51.207
What's a temporal fracture?

403
00:29:51.374 --> 00:29:52.375
A break in the time line.

404
00:29:52.542 --> 00:29:53.501
Don't know what you mean.

405
00:29:53.668 --> 00:29:55.503
Time travel! Time travel.

406
00:29:55.962 --> 00:29:57.880
There's no such thing
as time travel.

407
00:29:58.256 --> 00:29:59.716
- Well, there is.
- No.

408
00:29:59.882 --> 00:30:00.967
There's not.

409
00:30:01.134 --> 00:30:02.552
Because if there were...

410
00:30:02.844 --> 00:30:05.722
...a class-one senior agent
such as myself...

411
00:30:05.888 --> 00:30:08.433
...would have been aware of it,
wouldn't he have?

412
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:11.144
Were it not classified
and way above his pay grade.

413
00:30:12.353 --> 00:30:13.521
You know, I need a raise.

414
00:30:13.980 --> 00:30:16.274
There was one man, scumbag,
Obadiah Price.

415
00:30:16.441 --> 00:30:19.485
He figured it out, we busted him,
we made time travel illegal...

416
00:30:19.944 --> 00:30:23.197
...throughout the universe
and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.

417
00:30:23.489 --> 00:30:26.117
No... That's where Boris
was locked up.

418
00:30:28.578 --> 00:30:30.371
If Boris worked out
how to time jump...

419
00:30:30.538 --> 00:30:33.249
...he could seriously change
the course of history.

420
00:30:34.167 --> 00:30:36.627
<i>Attention.</i>
<i>Early warning system engaged.</i>

421
00:30:37.045 --> 00:30:39.756
<i>Inbound hostile warships</i>
<i>entering solar system.</i>

422
00:30:39.922 --> 00:30:41.966
<i>Boglodite markings</i>
<i>and language detected.</i>

423
00:30:42.133 --> 00:30:45.595
Boglodite. Boris is a Boglodite,
but they're extinct.

424
00:30:45.762 --> 00:30:47.055
Apparently not.

425
00:30:47.221 --> 00:30:50.183
<i>Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.</i>

426
00:30:50.767 --> 00:30:52.060
Put up the Arc Net.

427
00:30:52.352 --> 00:30:54.937
- The what?
- The Arc Net. The defense system.

428
00:30:55.104 --> 00:30:56.773
K got it for the Boglodites.

429
00:30:58.024 --> 00:30:59.525
There is no K.

430
00:30:59.692 --> 00:31:01.986
He's been dead for over 40 years.

431
00:31:02.153 --> 00:31:05.782
No K. No defense system.

432
00:31:06.157 --> 00:31:07.700
Boris jumped back and killed him.

433
00:31:07.867 --> 00:31:10.787
If you wanna save the world,
stop that from happening.

434
00:31:11.204 --> 00:31:13.623
You have to find Jeffrey Price.
He's Obadiah's son.

435
00:31:13.915 --> 00:31:16.292
Let's hope the little squirt
hasn't skipped town.

436
00:31:18.795 --> 00:31:22.423
- Good luck, J!
- This planet's toast.

437
00:31:39.273 --> 00:31:41.651
How can I help you?
We're having an amazing sale...

438
00:31:41.818 --> 00:31:42.485
...on batteries.

439
00:31:42.652 --> 00:31:45.279
Okay, we got other stuff,
like headphones, adapters or...

440
00:31:45.655 --> 00:31:47.407
You helped Boris the Animal
time jump.

441
00:31:47.657 --> 00:31:49.659
Okay, I had to. That dude's a freak.

442
00:31:49.826 --> 00:31:50.827
He killed my partner.

443
00:31:50.993 --> 00:31:53.371
I want to know when
and where you sent him.

444
00:31:53.538 --> 00:31:55.873
What, you think I keep,
like, a logbook?

445
00:32:02.046 --> 00:32:03.464
Target vector, July 16...

446
00:32:03.631 --> 00:32:05.550
- ...1969.
- All right.

447
00:32:05.716 --> 00:32:07.468
That's a real bummer
about your buddy.

448
00:32:07.635 --> 00:32:09.095
I'm sure he was a great guy.

449
00:32:09.262 --> 00:32:11.305
But in terms of
the space-time continuum...

450
00:32:11.472 --> 00:32:14.100
...your friend was a little blip
on the historical radar!

451
00:32:18.980 --> 00:32:20.940
That's a big blip.

452
00:32:21.858 --> 00:32:24.152
- Okay. What's the plan?
- You're gonna send me...

453
00:32:24.318 --> 00:32:26.237
...back to July 15th, 1969.

454
00:32:26.404 --> 00:32:29.198
No, that's a stupid plan,
because I sent Boris to July 16th.

455
00:32:29.365 --> 00:32:32.243
I'm not worried about that one.
I'll kill the younger Boris...

456
00:32:32.410 --> 00:32:33.870
...before the older one shows.

457
00:32:34.036 --> 00:32:36.497
That way, neither of them
will even exist.

458
00:32:36.664 --> 00:32:39.500
That's why you get to wear
the black suit.

459
00:32:40.209 --> 00:32:40.918
No?

460
00:32:41.085 --> 00:32:43.212
You're gonna leave me hanging?
Okay.

461
00:32:43.379 --> 00:32:45.882
Oh, I just thought of something.
Even back then...

462
00:32:46.048 --> 00:32:48.134
...New York was like a big-ish city.

463
00:32:48.301 --> 00:32:50.219
So how are you
gonna really find him?

464
00:32:50.386 --> 00:32:54.849
On July 15th, Boris killed an alien,
Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.

465
00:32:55.016 --> 00:32:57.185
You're gonna get there first
and be waiting?

466
00:32:57.351 --> 00:32:59.479
Dude, they should give you
two black suits.

467
00:32:59.645 --> 00:33:00.897
My man, for real?

468
00:33:01.230 --> 00:33:01.939
Oh, right.

469
00:33:02.106 --> 00:33:03.357
Sorry.

470
00:33:04.233 --> 00:33:05.526
This...

471
00:33:05.735 --> 00:33:08.112
...is the real deal. Time-jump gear.

472
00:33:08.321 --> 00:33:09.989
Very rare, very old.

473
00:33:10.156 --> 00:33:12.325
But first, we gotta get high.

474
00:33:12.575 --> 00:33:13.868
Hey. No.

475
00:33:14.243 --> 00:33:16.704
No. No, I mean, really high.

476
00:33:38.518 --> 00:33:41.604
Hey, man? A little help here?

477
00:33:44.524 --> 00:33:45.650
Thank you.

478
00:33:45.816 --> 00:33:46.692
Okay.

479
00:33:47.860 --> 00:33:50.863
- You know the rules of time jumps?
- Give me the short version.

480
00:33:51.030 --> 00:33:53.824
Okay. You wanna save your partner,
word of advice:

481
00:33:53.991 --> 00:33:55.535
Stay away from him.

482
00:33:55.701 --> 00:33:58.204
Yeah, got it. Stay away from K.
Just kill Boris.

483
00:33:58.371 --> 00:34:00.206
Now, take these.

484
00:34:00.373 --> 00:34:02.124
It gets pretty windy
on the way down.

485
00:34:03.376 --> 00:34:04.502
The way down?

486
00:34:04.669 --> 00:34:07.004
With eyes tearing up,
it's hard to read the dial.

487
00:34:07.171 --> 00:34:10.591
Plus, it helps you look like a real
time traveler, which is cool.

488
00:34:10.758 --> 00:34:12.843
I am not jumping off of this building!

489
00:34:13.010 --> 00:34:14.887
Time jump.

490
00:34:16.138 --> 00:34:16.931
Okay, now...

491
00:34:17.098 --> 00:34:18.891
...I gotta set this thing...

492
00:34:19.058 --> 00:34:20.643
...to the 15th.

493
00:34:22.186 --> 00:34:22.853
That seems...

494
00:34:23.020 --> 00:34:25.022
...right-ish.

495
00:34:26.399 --> 00:34:27.066
Now...

496
00:34:27.233 --> 00:34:29.694
...all you gotta do is jump.

497
00:34:29.860 --> 00:34:32.280
Hey, hey, Stop. Stop it.

498
00:34:32.446 --> 00:34:34.156
When you're moving fast enough...

499
00:34:34.323 --> 00:34:37.868
...that circle is gonna fill up with
some sort of green time-travel liquid...

500
00:34:38.035 --> 00:34:39.787
...and it's gonna glow really bright.

501
00:34:39.954 --> 00:34:42.582
As soon as that happens,
break that blue laser line...

502
00:34:42.748 --> 00:34:44.709
...with your thumb
to complete the circuit.

503
00:34:44.875 --> 00:34:46.919
At this height, that should be...

504
00:34:47.086 --> 00:34:50.006
Let's see, mass of Earth
and 30-something feet per minute...

505
00:34:50.172 --> 00:34:52.633
It's 32 feet per second. Per second.

506
00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:54.760
That sounds right-ish.

507
00:34:54.927 --> 00:34:59.265
So that would be, I guess,
about two feet off the ground.

508
00:34:59.432 --> 00:35:00.725
I break the laser line?

509
00:35:00.891 --> 00:35:01.892
No, don't break it!

510
00:35:02.059 --> 00:35:04.020
- No, when I'm fast enough!
- Sounds good!

511
00:35:04.186 --> 00:35:07.106
Do I break the laser line
or do I not break the laser line?

512
00:35:07.273 --> 00:35:09.275
Do not lose that time device...

513
00:35:09.442 --> 00:35:13.404
...or you will be stuck in 1969!

514
00:35:13.571 --> 00:35:16.407
It wasn't the best time
for your people.

515
00:35:17.617 --> 00:35:20.620
I'm just saying.
It's, like, a lot cooler now.

516
00:35:20.786 --> 00:35:22.330
How will I know if it works?

517
00:35:22.496 --> 00:35:24.332
You'll either know...

518
00:35:25.291 --> 00:35:26.834
...or you won't.

519
00:35:32.965 --> 00:35:35.217
You must really love this guy
to do this.

520
00:35:35.384 --> 00:35:38.429
Oh, wait. How come I remember K,
but nobody else does?

521
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:44.185
- That means you were there!
- I was where?

522
00:35:44.393 --> 00:35:47.313
If you survive, you gotta come back
and tell me everything.

523
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:48.147
Where was I?

524
00:35:49.815 --> 00:35:50.816
You gotta go!

525
00:35:51.025 --> 00:35:51.776
Just go, go, go!

526
00:36:16.967 --> 00:36:18.094
Oh, no!

527
00:36:34.985 --> 00:36:35.820
Come on!

528
00:38:10.790 --> 00:38:13.751
- My man, what's today?
- Tuesday.

529
00:38:13.918 --> 00:38:15.419
- The date?
- The 15th.

530
00:38:15.586 --> 00:38:17.171
- Of?
“July

531
00:38:17.338 --> 00:38:19.465
- Dog, the year.
- 1969.

532
00:38:19.632 --> 00:38:21.258
Thank you.

533
00:38:21.634 --> 00:38:23.886
Look at me like I'm crazy.

534
00:38:34.396 --> 00:38:35.356
Far out.

535
00:38:35.523 --> 00:38:37.983
Jerry rocked Haight-Ashbury
like you wouldn't believe.

536
00:38:46.826 --> 00:38:48.285
Okay, we're here.

537
00:38:48.452 --> 00:38:49.995
- Happy?
- You're such a pill, Fred.

538
00:38:53.249 --> 00:38:55.668
- Get us checked in.
- Yeah, yeah.

539
00:38:56.919 --> 00:38:58.546
Hey. Hey, do me a favour, all right?

540
00:38:58.712 --> 00:39:00.923
- Be careful with the luggage.
- Absolutely, sir.

541
00:39:01.924 --> 00:39:04.260
I paid a lot of money
for that luggage.

542
00:39:04.426 --> 00:39:06.971
- We'll take good care-
- Last time, it got scuffed up.

543
00:39:07.346 --> 00:39:10.599
Here you go, sir.
Just call down when you need it.

544
00:39:11.934 --> 00:39:13.227
There's more in the trunk.

545
00:39:13.394 --> 00:39:16.522
Yeah, it'll be in your room, sir.
Just go in.

546
00:39:16.689 --> 00:39:19.608
Excuse me. Excuse me, who is that?
Who are you?

547
00:39:26.782 --> 00:39:27.908
Let's go!

548
00:39:45.551 --> 00:39:46.969
Far out, man!

549
00:39:47.136 --> 00:39:49.889
If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.

550
00:39:50.055 --> 00:39:51.640
Make love, not war.

551
00:39:53.142 --> 00:39:55.185
I prefer to do both.

552
00:40:30.888 --> 00:40:32.932
How are you, officers?
What can I do you for?

553
00:40:33.098 --> 00:40:36.185
Well, look at this.
Power windows, power seats.

554
00:40:36.685 --> 00:40:38.479
- I'll bet you it cost 6 grand.
- Yeah.

555
00:40:38.646 --> 00:40:41.982
Yes, and it has a roof,
but it's hidden.

556
00:40:42.358 --> 00:40:44.026
Hey, what kind of work do you do?

557
00:40:44.276 --> 00:40:45.486
An individual of your...

558
00:40:45.653 --> 00:40:48.572
...particular ethnic persuasion?

559
00:40:50.115 --> 00:40:52.493
Maybe he's a noted athlete.

560
00:40:53.285 --> 00:40:58.082
Yes. Starting forward
for the Detroit Darkies.

561
00:40:58.457 --> 00:41:00.501
- Where'd you get the car?
- And the suit?

562
00:41:00.709 --> 00:41:03.379
I stole them both.
Car from your wife...

563
00:41:03.545 --> 00:41:05.381
...suit from your grandmother.

564
00:41:07.216 --> 00:41:07.883
Hey.

565
00:41:08.050 --> 00:41:09.885
What do we have here?
Concealed weapon?

566
00:41:10.052 --> 00:41:11.762
Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.

567
00:41:12.137 --> 00:41:13.931
- Hey, what's this?
- Probably drugs.

568
00:41:14.098 --> 00:41:16.392
I have rights
and I demand to see my lawyer...

569
00:41:16.558 --> 00:41:19.478
...before you press that small button
on the side firmly.

570
00:41:19.645 --> 00:41:20.312
Press it.

571
00:41:25.651 --> 00:41:28.654
That, gentlemen,
is a standard-issue neuralyser.

572
00:41:28.821 --> 00:41:30.280
You're not gonna remember that.

573
00:41:30.447 --> 00:41:33.200
And just because you see
a black man driving a nice car...

574
00:41:33.367 --> 00:41:35.661
...does not mean it's stolen.

575
00:41:38.497 --> 00:41:42.209
I stole that one.
But not because I'm black.

576
00:41:45.170 --> 00:41:46.922
I'll be done
with the car in a minute!

577
00:41:47.089 --> 00:41:50.676
Just find it and take it back
to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.

578
00:42:05.524 --> 00:42:07.484
Where is the Archanan?

579
00:42:07.651 --> 00:42:08.736
You are too late.

580
00:42:08.944 --> 00:42:11.572
He is going to give the humans...

581
00:42:11.739 --> 00:42:12.406
...the Arc Net.

582
00:42:14.533 --> 00:42:16.535
Let's agree to disagree.

583
00:42:47.316 --> 00:42:48.650
We'll take it from here.

584
00:42:49.068 --> 00:42:50.444
K?

585
00:42:52.071 --> 00:42:54.114
K! K!

586
00:43:10.255 --> 00:43:12.049
Dad, I'm on Earth.

587
00:43:12.216 --> 00:43:13.842
I need bail.

588
00:43:23.018 --> 00:43:26.396
<i>Will the owner of a blue</i>
<i>warp-speed cruiser...</i>

589
00:43:26.563 --> 00:43:28.982
<i>please report to the front desk.</i>

590
00:43:31.944 --> 00:43:36.490
You need to turn the electricity
down on that damn thing.

591
00:43:36.657 --> 00:43:38.826
Can't taste my fricking tongue, K.

592
00:43:38.992 --> 00:43:40.119
How do you know my name?

593
00:43:42.121 --> 00:43:44.456
What? Because I called you "K"?

594
00:43:45.124 --> 00:43:46.750
No, I call everybody K.

595
00:43:47.292 --> 00:43:48.669
It's kind of my thing.

596
00:43:48.836 --> 00:43:50.003
What up, K?

597
00:43:50.254 --> 00:43:51.463
All right, I sort of...

598
00:43:53.298 --> 00:43:56.885
Yeah, that's kind of my thing.
I just... Some people like it.

599
00:43:57.052 --> 00:43:59.179
Most people.

600
00:43:59.388 --> 00:44:00.973
Now that I know what you look like...

601
00:44:01.140 --> 00:44:02.766
...when you're lying, show me...

602
00:44:02.933 --> 00:44:05.310
...what you look like
when you're telling the truth?

603
00:44:06.061 --> 00:44:08.689
I won those at Coney Island
on the ring toss.

604
00:44:08.897 --> 00:44:11.275
I won a stuffed bear once,
but never one of these.

605
00:44:11.567 --> 00:44:13.318
Must be good, slick.

606
00:44:13.652 --> 00:44:16.196
All right, sir,
I was minding my own business.

607
00:44:16.363 --> 00:44:18.532
I was waiting for my girl,
who, by the way...

608
00:44:18.699 --> 00:44:21.326
...is probably worried sick
looking for me right now.

609
00:44:21.493 --> 00:44:24.496
So I just need my things
and I need to get back to her.

610
00:44:24.663 --> 00:44:25.581
What's her name?

611
00:44:27.124 --> 00:44:28.417
Your gal, what's her name?

612
00:44:29.835 --> 00:44:31.336
Schtaron.

613
00:44:33.839 --> 00:44:35.215
Schtaron?

614
00:44:39.511 --> 00:44:41.930
I bet Schtaron
likes that suit of yours.

615
00:44:42.848 --> 00:44:44.766
What, it's a crime
to wear a black suit?

616
00:44:45.017 --> 00:44:47.811
All right, listen.
I haven't done anything wrong.

617
00:44:48.020 --> 00:44:50.439
And I need to get out of here.
I cannot be with you.

618
00:44:50.606 --> 00:44:54.776
Terribly sorry. X is frightfully upset
about the whole Coney Island incident.

619
00:44:54.943 --> 00:44:56.445
Thanks for the heads-up.

620
00:44:58.030 --> 00:45:00.824
Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt.

621
00:45:00.991 --> 00:45:03.744
- What do you expect? It was...
- Just ground this morning.

622
00:45:04.703 --> 00:45:05.495
K?

623
00:45:09.708 --> 00:45:11.668
No, I call ladies

624
00:45:11.835 --> 00:45:14.880
To me, O is feminine,
K is masculine.

625
00:45:15.047 --> 00:45:19.551
You know, I see a couple,
I'm like, "O-K."

626
00:45:19.718 --> 00:45:22.095
What a mess. Any casualties?

627
00:45:22.304 --> 00:45:24.181
Yes, Roman the Fabulist.

628
00:45:24.348 --> 00:45:26.600
Any human casualties?

629
00:45:27.226 --> 00:45:28.894
No, sir.

630
00:45:29.895 --> 00:45:31.188
Who the hell is this?

631
00:45:31.605 --> 00:45:32.773
Look, I was...

632
00:45:32.940 --> 00:45:35.943
- Stray human caught in the net.
- Code 43 him and throw him back.

633
00:45:36.109 --> 00:45:38.195
You're late for a meeting
with the Viagrans.

634
00:45:38.362 --> 00:45:40.489
They have a revolutionary new pill.

635
00:45:40.656 --> 00:45:41.823
It's really...

636
00:45:43.533 --> 00:45:44.701
Okay, slick.

637
00:45:47.412 --> 00:45:48.664
I was waiting for my girl.

638
00:45:48.830 --> 00:45:49.873
Schtaron.

639
00:45:50.040 --> 00:45:52.709
Yes, she's Greek.

640
00:45:53.919 --> 00:45:58.215
Okay. Just one last thing.
An eye exam.

641
00:46:03.595 --> 00:46:06.431
That's not an eye exam, K.
That's a big-ass neuralyser!

642
00:46:06.598 --> 00:46:09.768
You have a lot of information for
a fella who doesn't know anything.

643
00:46:09.935 --> 00:46:11.311
I see what you're saying.

644
00:46:11.895 --> 00:46:13.855
You know, K,
we need to hold up a second.

645
00:46:14.022 --> 00:46:15.232
K!

646
00:46:16.108 --> 00:46:17.776
Let's get this bite guard in here.

647
00:46:17.943 --> 00:46:19.695
Hey, back up, back up.

648
00:46:20.779 --> 00:46:23.615
K, listen, I think we got off
on the wrong foot, all right?

649
00:46:23.782 --> 00:46:26.118
So let's just stop for a second
and talk.

650
00:46:26.285 --> 00:46:27.995
Don't put me in here, K!

651
00:46:28.161 --> 00:46:29.329
Too late, hoss.

652
00:46:29.496 --> 00:46:32.499
K, no, listen to me.
I can help you with this case!

653
00:46:33.458 --> 00:46:34.793
K!

654
00:46:36.128 --> 00:46:38.338
I'm doing the truth face!
You're missing it!

655
00:46:38.755 --> 00:46:40.340
I'll just use my imagination.

656
00:46:43.802 --> 00:46:44.761
K, the killer...

657
00:46:44.928 --> 00:46:47.639
...you're looking for, I'm after
the same guy. A Boglodite.

658
00:46:47.806 --> 00:46:48.849
His name is Boris.

659
00:46:49.016 --> 00:46:50.142
Ship has sailed, amigo.

660
00:46:50.309 --> 00:46:52.060
If we don't get him, there'll be two.

661
00:46:52.311 --> 00:46:54.146
You had my undivided attention.

662
00:46:54.313 --> 00:46:55.439
One will have one arm...

663
00:46:55.605 --> 00:46:57.316
...and one's gonna have two. K!

664
00:46:57.482 --> 00:46:58.817
Listen to me!

665
00:46:58.984 --> 00:46:59.943
If you erase me...

666
00:47:00.110 --> 00:47:01.361
...you erase the world!

667
00:47:03.322 --> 00:47:04.239
<i>Fifteen seconds...</i>

668
00:47:04.406 --> 00:47:06.616
<i>...to neuralysation. Fourteen.</i>

669
00:47:07.409 --> 00:47:09.453
<i>Thirteen. Twelve.</i>

670
00:47:09.619 --> 00:47:12.539
<i>Eleven. Ten. Nine.</i>

671
00:47:12.706 --> 00:47:17.627
When you see Boris tomorrow, K,
kill him. Do not arrest him, kill him!

672
00:47:18.003 --> 00:47:20.839
<i>Four. Three. Two.</i>

673
00:47:27.512 --> 00:47:31.266
Is this thing off?
Hey, I don't think it's all the way off, K!

674
00:47:31.767 --> 00:47:33.769
It's whirring and buzzing.

675
00:47:34.603 --> 00:47:36.897
I don't know if I don't know nothing.

676
00:47:40.859 --> 00:47:42.277
I knew Roman.

677
00:47:42.569 --> 00:47:45.322
His wife cooked me dinner once.
While it was not pleasant...

678
00:47:45.489 --> 00:47:46.990
...he was my friend.

679
00:47:47.532 --> 00:47:50.160
Last chance, who are you
and what do you know?

680
00:47:55.374 --> 00:47:56.333
I'm an agent...

681
00:47:56.500 --> 00:47:58.126
...from the future. We're partners.

682
00:47:58.293 --> 00:47:59.961
In 25 years, you'll recruit me...

683
00:48:00.128 --> 00:48:03.215
...and 14 years after that,
the guy you didn't let me kill today...

684
00:48:03.382 --> 00:48:05.384
...escapes from prison,
jumps to the past...

685
00:48:05.550 --> 00:48:09.221
...and unleashes an invasion of Earth.
We got about 19 hours to kill him...

686
00:48:09.388 --> 00:48:12.057
...so, really, we need to go right now.

687
00:48:20.065 --> 00:48:20.774
All right.

688
00:48:26.488 --> 00:48:28.240
So that's the story you believe.

689
00:48:28.407 --> 00:48:29.449
That one was the truth.

690
00:48:29.616 --> 00:48:31.701
Wasn't the whole truth,
but it'll do for now.

691
00:48:31.868 --> 00:48:34.996
What are you talking about?
Of course it's the whole truth.

692
00:48:35.163 --> 00:48:38.375
The problem with a lie is once
you start lying you put yourself...

693
00:48:42.337 --> 00:48:43.922
Agent K.

694
00:48:44.506 --> 00:48:45.799
What's he still doing here?

695
00:48:46.007 --> 00:48:48.802
I might have cooked him too long.
Thought I'd walk him out.

696
00:48:48.969 --> 00:48:50.804
I put my pants on.

697
00:48:56.518 --> 00:48:58.019
Okay, future man, where to?

698
00:48:59.521 --> 00:49:00.605
I don't know.

699
00:49:00.772 --> 00:49:01.773
What do you mean?

700
00:49:03.942 --> 00:49:07.821
I don't know.
Go wherever you went last time.

701
00:49:07.988 --> 00:49:10.407
I haven't been here.
I didn't tell you where I went?

702
00:49:10.615 --> 00:49:13.994
No. I mean, we don't really talk.

703
00:49:14.911 --> 00:49:18.331
What kind of partners sit in a car
every day for 14 years and don't talk?

704
00:49:18.957 --> 00:49:23.086
Exactly. And this is the type
of problem it causes.

705
00:49:23.253 --> 00:49:24.296
It's dysfunctional.

706
00:49:24.546 --> 00:49:28.633
All right, sport, you better get useful
real quick or you go back in room 43.

707
00:49:30.093 --> 00:49:31.344
Man...

708
00:49:34.806 --> 00:49:37.642
There was something in the file
about a factory.

709
00:49:37.809 --> 00:49:39.978
Something happened at a factory.

710
00:49:41.980 --> 00:49:45.817
Hey, look, man, you can put
your Jedi Knight on me all you want.

711
00:49:45.984 --> 00:49:47.235
That's all I got.

712
00:49:52.574 --> 00:49:53.658
That spark something?

713
00:49:53.867 --> 00:49:56.536
Roman had this on his person
when he was murdered.

714
00:49:59.039 --> 00:49:59.706
It's a matchbook.

715
00:49:59.915 --> 00:50:01.750
No, it's a clue.

716
00:50:01.958 --> 00:50:03.585
He didn't smoke.

717
00:50:33.240 --> 00:50:35.158
You lose something over here,
Hondo?

718
00:50:35.534 --> 00:50:36.910
No.

719
00:50:37.077 --> 00:50:39.371
Hey, man, how old are you?

720
00:50:41.998 --> 00:50:43.083
Twenty-nine.

721
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:45.502
You got some city miles on you.

722
00:50:46.294 --> 00:50:49.297
I'm starting to understand
why we don't talk.

723
00:50:56.179 --> 00:50:58.890
- How well do you know this place?
- I know its reputation.

724
00:50:59.349 --> 00:51:03.019
I don't like it. I hate going in blind.
I'm gonna need my gun.

725
00:51:03.687 --> 00:51:05.438
Sure thing, slick.

726
00:51:05.605 --> 00:51:08.024
K! Wait, no, I gotta go in
with you!

727
00:51:08.275 --> 00:51:09.985
You sit tight. I'll be fine.

728
00:51:10.151 --> 00:51:12.320
Wait, no! No!

729
00:51:12.487 --> 00:51:13.280
K!

730
00:51:13.446 --> 00:51:16.157
K, don't go in by yourself!

731
00:51:18.827 --> 00:51:19.703
Hi, fellas.

732
00:51:21.997 --> 00:51:23.373
Need to see the boss.

733
00:51:23.707 --> 00:51:24.874
He's busy.

734
00:51:26.042 --> 00:51:28.086
Well, I'm gonna just
take a look around.

735
00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:36.219
Looks like we have ourselves
a standoff.

736
00:51:36.386 --> 00:51:38.346
Looks that way.

737
00:51:42.309 --> 00:51:45.478
- Still keep the key under the ashtray.
- Lucky guess.

738
00:51:45.645 --> 00:51:47.188
Now, where were we?

739
00:51:47.355 --> 00:51:49.232
I was about to tell you to screw off.

740
00:51:49.399 --> 00:51:51.276
Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?

741
00:51:51.443 --> 00:51:53.612
MiB league champ,
three years running.

742
00:51:53.778 --> 00:51:55.447
Well, let's see it.

743
00:51:56.406 --> 00:51:57.657
You did not walk into my...

744
00:51:57.824 --> 00:51:59.618
...establishment
and rip my head off!

745
00:51:59.784 --> 00:52:03.288
My man, we don't have a lot of time.
You really need to tell him something.

746
00:52:03.455 --> 00:52:05.123
I'll tell him this!

747
00:52:05.290 --> 00:52:06.291
All right, your head.

748
00:52:06.458 --> 00:52:10.462
Wait. Hey, if you do this,
I am gonna hunt you down...

749
00:52:10.629 --> 00:52:11.796
...and make sure you...

750
00:52:11.963 --> 00:52:13.465
...walk funny for the rest...

751
00:52:13.632 --> 00:52:15.717
...of your miserable last days
on Earth!

752
00:52:16.801 --> 00:52:17.802
Tough spare, slick.

753
00:52:17.969 --> 00:52:19.220
You messed with the wrong head!

754
00:52:19.387 --> 00:52:21.556
- His head's a little...
- You gonna tell us...

755
00:52:21.723 --> 00:52:23.224
...where Dom is?

756
00:52:23.391 --> 00:52:25.685
I'll kill you both.
I'll kill both of youse!

757
00:52:28.021 --> 00:52:30.273
Your hook's a little off.
Want me to clean her?

758
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:32.067
- Sure thing.
- No, no, no.

759
00:52:32.734 --> 00:52:35.987
Come on, I just cleaned
the bathroom with this thing!

760
00:52:36.154 --> 00:52:37.447
No cleaning! No cleaning!

761
00:52:37.614 --> 00:52:41.618
Okay! Okay, all right!
All right, he's in the back.

762
00:52:41.785 --> 00:52:44.371
But he's not gonna talk
to Men in Black scum like you.

763
00:52:44.537 --> 00:52:46.206
Now give me back my head.

764
00:52:46.790 --> 00:52:49.751
K, I call this one
"Low Hanging Fruit."

765
00:52:49.959 --> 00:52:51.211
That ain't a finger hole...

766
00:52:51.378 --> 00:52:53.088
...you sick bastard!

767
00:52:53.254 --> 00:52:54.422
I'll pop your head off...

768
00:52:54.589 --> 00:52:55.965
...and see how you like it.

769
00:52:58.593 --> 00:52:59.844
I'm gonna kill both of you!

770
00:53:00.261 --> 00:53:02.305
I'm gonna kill the both of youse!

771
00:53:02.472 --> 00:53:03.973
I'll kill you both!

772
00:53:07.477 --> 00:53:10.438
- Well, we're on the right track.
- Just the wrong train.

773
00:53:10.814 --> 00:53:12.148
If he had any secrets...

774
00:53:12.315 --> 00:53:13.817
...I'm guessing he spilled them.

775
00:53:13.983 --> 00:53:16.361
A smart man figures out
what victims have in common.

776
00:53:16.528 --> 00:53:18.029
A smart man would.

777
00:53:18.196 --> 00:53:19.614
That's a big-ass phone.

778
00:53:20.156 --> 00:53:22.867
- Don't put that up to your head.
- Agent O.

779
00:53:23.034 --> 00:53:25.453
How's your day been, Agent K?

780
00:53:25.620 --> 00:53:26.746
Fair to middling.

781
00:53:26.913 --> 00:53:27.914
How are things going?

782
00:53:28.081 --> 00:53:29.290
<i>Very good, thank you.</i>

783
00:53:29.457 --> 00:53:31.209
Hey, you saw her like an hour ago.

784
00:53:31.376 --> 00:53:33.586
I need cleanup and containment
at Cosmic Lanes.

785
00:53:33.753 --> 00:53:35.672
Listen, I got a dead Parlaxian.

786
00:53:35.839 --> 00:53:38.550
Now Roman was a Byvoid,
correct me if I'm wrong...

787
00:53:38.717 --> 00:53:42.345
- ...from the same planetary grouping?
<i>- A system in the Triangulum Galaxy...</i>

788
00:53:42.512 --> 00:53:43.763
...wiped out by Boglodites.

789
00:53:43.930 --> 00:53:45.140
Wasn't the third planet...?

790
00:53:45.306 --> 00:53:47.058
- Glamouria?
- Glamouria.

791
00:53:48.727 --> 00:53:49.811
Thank you, Miss O.

792
00:53:50.895 --> 00:53:53.398
I know where Boris
is headed to next.

793
00:53:53.565 --> 00:53:58.153
You were close, slick.
It's not a factory, it's the Factory.

794
00:54:02.031 --> 00:54:05.076
Look, if Boris turns out
to be here, I'm gonna kill him...

795
00:54:05.243 --> 00:54:07.787
- ...I need my gun.
- No deal.

796
00:54:09.706 --> 00:54:11.207
I've been an agent for 14 years.

797
00:54:11.374 --> 00:54:14.919
Which means I'm the senior agent
on this case. Now, I hate to pull rank...

798
00:54:15.086 --> 00:54:17.130
...but I am instructing
my junior agent...

799
00:54:17.297 --> 00:54:20.216
...that's you, to give me my gun
right now. That's an order.

800
00:54:27.182 --> 00:54:28.641
No, no, no, space gun.

801
00:54:28.808 --> 00:54:30.226
You're welcome.

802
00:54:31.186 --> 00:54:32.687
I didn't say thank you.

803
00:54:38.777 --> 00:54:41.279
For such an ungainly species,
they've thrived on Earth.

804
00:54:41.446 --> 00:54:43.031
I was an agent for three years...

805
00:54:43.198 --> 00:54:45.241
...before I realised
all models were aliens.

806
00:54:45.408 --> 00:54:47.577
Found out the hard way.

807
00:54:47.952 --> 00:54:48.703
Password?

808
00:54:48.912 --> 00:54:51.539
Hey, look, funky '60s dude,
we don't have a lot of time.

809
00:54:51.706 --> 00:54:52.999
Janis Joplin.

810
00:55:01.299 --> 00:55:03.718
Is there anybody here
who's not an alien?

811
00:55:09.057 --> 00:55:10.141
Very nice.

812
00:55:10.809 --> 00:55:11.935
Blink. That's good.

813
00:55:12.143 --> 00:55:13.061
Look in the camera.

814
00:55:13.394 --> 00:55:15.271
Is that Andy Warhol?

815
00:55:17.148 --> 00:55:18.358
Yep.

816
00:55:20.401 --> 00:55:23.613
Excuse me, Mr. Warhol,
could we have a minute?

817
00:55:23.780 --> 00:55:26.991
Now is not a good time.
This is a be-in.

818
00:55:27.492 --> 00:55:28.326
Just a few...

819
00:55:28.493 --> 00:55:29.744
...questions.

820
00:55:29.911 --> 00:55:33.081
No questions. No answers.

821
00:55:33.248 --> 00:55:34.874
Just being.

822
00:55:35.250 --> 00:55:37.460
We have an urgent matter
to discuss with you...

823
00:55:37.627 --> 00:55:39.462
...regarding one
of your party guests.

824
00:55:40.839 --> 00:55:42.298
Why don't you come back...

825
00:55:42.465 --> 00:55:44.467
...next week, after the happening...

826
00:55:44.634 --> 00:55:46.427
...has happened.

827
00:55:47.303 --> 00:55:50.431
Sorry, Mr. Warhol. You like
talking slow. We got stuff to do.

828
00:55:50.598 --> 00:55:51.808
I've got a planet to save.

829
00:55:52.725 --> 00:55:54.394
You're distressing. Everything...

830
00:55:54.561 --> 00:55:56.145
...about you upsets me.

831
00:55:59.983 --> 00:56:02.026
Damn it, K!
Are you trying to blow my cover?

832
00:56:02.193 --> 00:56:03.903
Agent W, your cover is safe.

833
00:56:04.195 --> 00:56:05.905
Whoa, Andy Warhol is one of us?

834
00:56:06.072 --> 00:56:06.906
Safe?

835
00:56:07.073 --> 00:56:09.075
You out of your mind?
I'm so out of ideas...

836
00:56:09.242 --> 00:56:11.452
...I'm painting cans
and bananas for chrissakes.

837
00:56:11.703 --> 00:56:14.372
Actually, Mr. Warhol,
I gotta tell you, I love your work.

838
00:56:14.622 --> 00:56:15.874
Oh, thank you.

839
00:56:16.040 --> 00:56:16.958
Who's the dumb-ass?

840
00:56:18.126 --> 00:56:20.295
How about a little
professional courtesy here?

841
00:56:20.461 --> 00:56:21.754
- Dumb-ass.
- Say it again.

842
00:56:21.921 --> 00:56:23.089
- Want me to?
- I dare you.

843
00:56:23.256 --> 00:56:24.048
Dumb-ass.

844
00:56:24.215 --> 00:56:25.884
- Agents.
- I have no problem...

845
00:56:26.050 --> 00:56:28.386
...pimp-slapping the shiznit
out of Andy Warhol.

846
00:56:29.053 --> 00:56:29.721
What?

847
00:56:35.310 --> 00:56:36.561
Why are you looking at me?

848
00:56:39.314 --> 00:56:41.649
Oh, all right. You know what?
Agent K...

849
00:56:41.816 --> 00:56:44.485
...you see what information
you can get from Agent W...

850
00:56:44.652 --> 00:56:46.863
...and I'll go case the perimeter.

851
00:56:47.030 --> 00:56:48.740
- That work for everybody?
- Go do that.

852
00:56:48.907 --> 00:56:50.366
- How about that?
- Oh, cute.

853
00:56:50.533 --> 00:56:52.410
- Okay.
- Very nice.

854
00:56:52.660 --> 00:56:54.996
Someone forget his nap?

855
00:57:02.837 --> 00:57:04.672
Hey, how you doing?

856
00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:07.300
Chilling.

857
00:57:12.555 --> 00:57:13.264
Who's that guy?

858
00:57:13.514 --> 00:57:15.183
Don't tell me he's your new partner.

859
00:57:15.350 --> 00:57:18.937
Actually, he's my old partner.
He travelled back from the future...

860
00:57:19.103 --> 00:57:21.230
Stop, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.

861
00:57:21.397 --> 00:57:23.191
Andy, Yoko's here.

862
00:57:23.358 --> 00:57:25.234
Yoko's here.

863
00:57:26.361 --> 00:57:30.657
Tell her that I'm filming this man
eating a hamburger.

864
00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:33.409
It's transcendent.

865
00:57:33.743 --> 00:57:35.995
All right, now the pickle.

866
00:57:43.336 --> 00:57:44.754
What are you doing on my turf?

867
00:57:45.171 --> 00:57:46.506
Tracking a killer. Boglodite.

868
00:57:46.673 --> 00:57:49.217
We believe he's gonna
hit here next, a Glamourian.

869
00:57:49.384 --> 00:57:52.428
Glamourian?
Right solar system, wrong planet.

870
00:57:52.595 --> 00:57:54.138
He's gotta be after the Archanan.

871
00:57:54.305 --> 00:57:55.556
Archanans are extinct.

872
00:57:55.723 --> 00:57:58.643
Apparently not.
One washed ashore last week.

873
00:57:58.893 --> 00:58:01.980
The whole Roswell circuit's
all abuzz about it.

874
00:58:02.313 --> 00:58:04.565
Alien unicorn. Last of its species.

875
00:58:05.233 --> 00:58:06.275
His name's Griffin.

876
00:58:06.734 --> 00:58:08.820
<i>Griffin the Archanan.</i>

877
00:58:10.571 --> 00:58:11.614
How's it going?

878
00:58:11.781 --> 00:58:15.243
Going? How's it going? That depends.
For me, personally, things are good.

879
00:58:15.410 --> 00:58:16.911
Unless we're in the future...

880
00:58:17.078 --> 00:58:19.414
...where the muscle boy argues
with his girlfriend.

881
00:58:19.580 --> 00:58:22.458
She storms off and bumps the guy
with the stuffed mushrooms...

882
00:58:22.625 --> 00:58:24.711
...who dumps the tray
on the sailors on leave.

883
00:58:24.877 --> 00:58:26.129
A shoving match breaks out.

884
00:58:26.295 --> 00:58:29.132
They crash into the table.
In which case, I gotta move my plate.

885
00:58:33.344 --> 00:58:36.139
Or it's the future where
the pastrami sandwich I'm eating...

886
00:58:36.305 --> 00:58:38.016
...causes me gastric distress.

887
00:58:38.182 --> 00:58:40.810
Thankfully, your friend offers
the antacids he carries...

888
00:58:40.977 --> 00:58:43.813
...in his right pocket, so good.
I'll be good.

889
00:58:43.980 --> 00:58:46.941
Except in the future where
I have to leave in two minutes...

890
00:58:47.108 --> 00:58:49.527
...before he has a chance
to offer me the antacids...

891
00:58:49.694 --> 00:58:52.697
...so on the whole, I'd have to say
not good. I am not good.

892
00:58:54.866 --> 00:58:56.534
But that depends.

893
00:58:58.619 --> 00:58:59.912
K!

894
00:59:00.413 --> 00:59:01.622
How will we find this guy?

895
00:59:01.789 --> 00:59:03.541
What am I, a schmuck?

896
00:59:04.042 --> 00:59:04.709
He's here?

897
00:59:04.876 --> 00:59:07.920
"Here" is a relative term.
He's a fifth dimensional being.

898
00:59:08.087 --> 00:59:10.381
They can live in and visualize
an infinite set...

899
00:59:10.548 --> 00:59:12.759
...of time-space probabilities
simultaneously.

900
00:59:13.301 --> 00:59:14.844
Sounds like fun. Good work.

901
00:59:15.011 --> 00:59:16.471
Whoa, whoa, K, K, K.

902
00:59:17.972 --> 00:59:20.266
You gotta fake my death, okay?

903
00:59:20.433 --> 00:59:22.518
I can't listen to sitar music anymore.

904
00:59:22.810 --> 00:59:25.396
All right, I'll see what I can do.
I'll talk to X.

905
00:59:25.563 --> 00:59:27.690
K, I can't tell
the women from the men.

906
00:59:27.857 --> 00:59:29.067
May I see your watch?

907
00:59:29.734 --> 00:59:30.985
Oh, it is 7:18.

908
00:59:31.360 --> 00:59:33.863
No, no, your other watch,
the one your father gave you.

909
00:59:35.740 --> 00:59:37.825
How do you know
about my father's watch?

910
00:59:41.496 --> 00:59:42.747
Oh, dear.

911
00:59:43.164 --> 00:59:44.874
This is the one
where Roman is dead...

912
00:59:45.041 --> 00:59:47.668
...and the gentleman at the
bowling alley. So much death.

913
00:59:47.835 --> 00:59:51.297
Such an infinitesimally
small chance for success.

914
00:59:52.173 --> 00:59:53.174
K!

915
00:59:53.382 --> 00:59:54.050
Griffin, right?

916
00:59:55.051 --> 00:59:55.718
We're here...

917
00:59:55.885 --> 00:59:57.011
Because of Boris.

918
00:59:57.220 --> 00:59:58.387
We think he's coming...

919
00:59:58.554 --> 01:00:00.139
To kill me.
He'll be here in minutes...

920
01:00:00.348 --> 01:00:01.349
...unless we're in...

921
01:00:01.516 --> 01:00:02.975
...the future
where he made the lights...

922
01:00:03.142 --> 01:00:04.143
...and is about...

923
01:00:04.310 --> 01:00:05.520
...to shoot from the door...

924
01:00:05.686 --> 01:00:07.021
...in which case we're all dead.

925
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:11.567
Good, that was a close one.

926
01:00:11.734 --> 01:00:13.152
K, I need a space gun.

927
01:00:13.611 --> 01:00:14.403
The Boglodites...

928
01:00:14.570 --> 01:00:15.988
...consume any planet
in their path.

929
01:00:16.155 --> 01:00:17.448
Mine, Roman's, the Parlaxians'.

930
01:00:17.615 --> 01:00:21.452
I tried to stop them, but if we stop
them here, if we deny them Earth...

931
01:00:21.619 --> 01:00:23.746
...we can stop them.
They'll starve before...

932
01:00:23.913 --> 01:00:24.997
...they reach the next planet.

933
01:00:27.875 --> 01:00:29.085
Sixty-three seconds.

934
01:00:29.502 --> 01:00:30.837
How do we do that? Stop them?

935
01:00:31.546 --> 01:00:33.214
What?

936
01:00:33.714 --> 01:00:35.675
Sorry. I have something for you.

937
01:00:35.842 --> 01:00:38.010
A gift. It can protect you.

938
01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:42.223
I had to hide it from Boris,
but if you find me again...

939
01:00:42.890 --> 01:00:44.684
...I'll give it to you.

940
01:00:44.892 --> 01:00:48.521
Thank you. What a game!
Amazing! It's a real miracle!

941
01:00:48.813 --> 01:00:50.356
What do you mean? What miracle?

942
01:00:50.523 --> 01:00:52.108
Thirty seconds. I have to go.

943
01:00:52.275 --> 01:00:53.234
No, we got you.

944
01:00:53.401 --> 01:00:55.820
Negative possibilities are
multiplying as we speak.

945
01:00:55.987 --> 01:00:57.280
- Okay.
- Twenty seconds.

946
01:00:57.446 --> 01:00:58.114
All right.

947
01:00:58.281 --> 01:00:59.240
We got it, relax.

948
01:00:59.407 --> 01:01:01.576
If your watch is broken
and I have gastric...

949
01:01:01.742 --> 01:01:04.495
Fly! Find your place in the world!

950
01:01:04.662 --> 01:01:06.330
Oh, dear.

951
01:01:06.539 --> 01:01:08.457
Boris is coming through that door...

952
01:01:08.624 --> 01:01:09.333
...in 12...

953
01:01:09.500 --> 01:01:11.127
...11,10...

954
01:01:11.335 --> 01:01:12.086
Wait!

955
01:01:12.253 --> 01:01:13.838
Did you have chocolate milk?

956
01:01:15.089 --> 01:01:15.756
Yes.

957
01:01:16.841 --> 01:01:17.884
Cindy.

958
01:01:19.427 --> 01:01:20.219
K!

959
01:01:20.386 --> 01:01:21.220
- Griffin!
- Got him.

960
01:01:30.438 --> 01:01:31.564
Damn it!

961
01:01:50.958 --> 01:01:52.418
I'm good, I'm good.

962
01:01:52.585 --> 01:01:53.794
What you got?

963
01:01:54.712 --> 01:01:56.964
Damn it! We had him!

964
01:01:57.215 --> 01:01:59.091
Relax, Cochise. We'll find him.

965
01:01:59.884 --> 01:02:01.552
First of all, my name is J, okay?

966
01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:04.639
It's not "son," it's not "slick"
and it damn sure ain't no "Cochise."

967
01:02:04.972 --> 01:02:07.725
I'm not gonna relax because
we're running out of time...

968
01:02:07.892 --> 01:02:09.477
...and there's an invasion coming.

969
01:02:09.644 --> 01:02:12.605
You're not really recognizing
my voicial intensity.

970
01:02:14.232 --> 01:02:16.234
But there was one guy
who could help.

971
01:02:16.484 --> 01:02:18.444
Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where's Griffin?

972
01:02:19.487 --> 01:02:21.280
Griffin. Where's Griffin at, K?

973
01:02:21.572 --> 01:02:25.493
He's gone. If Boris gets to him
before we do, that's no bueno.

974
01:02:25.910 --> 01:02:27.119
We need pie.

975
01:02:27.453 --> 01:02:29.830
- What?
- My granddaddy always said:

976
01:02:29.997 --> 01:02:32.208
"if you got a problem
you can't solve...

977
01:02:32.375 --> 01:02:34.543
...it helps to get out
of your head." Pie.

978
01:02:35.336 --> 01:02:36.087
- Pie?
- Yeah.

979
01:02:36.254 --> 01:02:37.880
Your granddaddy, heavyset man?

980
01:02:38.339 --> 01:02:40.633
- A little bit.
- Yeah, you know what?

981
01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:42.343
We've been doing smart stuff:

982
01:02:42.510 --> 01:02:44.679
We've been following clues,
doing police work.

983
01:02:44.929 --> 01:02:46.973
It might be time
we do something stupid.

984
01:02:47.515 --> 01:02:50.101
Something that ain't got
nothing to do with nothing.

985
01:02:50.268 --> 01:02:52.186
Now, I want some pie, K.
I want some pie.

986
01:02:52.353 --> 01:02:53.729
Let's go get dumb-ass pie.

987
01:02:54.355 --> 01:02:55.815
Sounds good.

988
01:03:25.886 --> 01:03:26.804
Have any specials?

989
01:03:27.555 --> 01:03:30.850
He'll have what he always has after
he reads the menu for 10 minutes...

990
01:03:31.017 --> 01:03:32.435
...and asks about specials.

991
01:03:32.601 --> 01:03:35.271
A slice of apple pie
with a nasty piece of cheddar.

992
01:03:35.438 --> 01:03:36.981
I'll have the strawberry-rhubarb.

993
01:03:37.148 --> 01:03:38.899
It's my last meal,
I'm gonna splurge.

994
01:03:42.403 --> 01:03:45.823
World-class serial killer out there
and we're having pie.

995
01:03:46.032 --> 01:03:48.492
What do you do in your spare time,
stretch?

996
01:03:49.577 --> 01:03:53.372
See, I sense you're not embracing
the concept here.

997
01:03:53.539 --> 01:03:55.583
Pie don't work unless you let it.

998
01:03:55.750 --> 01:03:57.126
I'm gonna let it.

999
01:03:57.293 --> 01:03:58.669
And you say we don't talk?

1000
01:03:59.337 --> 01:04:02.214
You go ahead. Ask me any question.
Anything you want.

1001
01:04:02.381 --> 01:04:06.093
As long as it doesn't have to do
with the case. Just let her rip.

1002
01:04:08.095 --> 01:04:09.930
What's up with you and O?

1003
01:04:11.432 --> 01:04:12.099
Me and O?

1004
01:04:13.267 --> 01:04:14.685
Yeah, you and O.

1005
01:04:14.852 --> 01:04:16.187
All right, all right.

1006
01:04:16.395 --> 01:04:18.064
All right, this is it.

1007
01:04:19.357 --> 01:04:22.693
A while back, I was assigned
to keep tabs on a musician.

1008
01:04:22.943 --> 01:04:23.736
Mick Jagger?

1009
01:04:23.903 --> 01:04:26.072
He's in this British band,
the Rolling Stones.

1010
01:04:26.364 --> 01:04:27.323
Rings a bell.

1011
01:04:27.490 --> 01:04:30.785
We believed he was on the planet
to breed with Earth women.

1012
01:04:30.993 --> 01:04:34.205
So I was in London
and that's when I met O.

1013
01:04:34.372 --> 01:04:38.334
Just smart. Funny. A great smile.

1014
01:04:39.460 --> 01:04:42.588
And we find ourselves in this pub,
which is a bar, all right?

1015
01:04:42.755 --> 01:04:46.759
Warm beer and the worst food
you ever ate.

1016
01:04:47.134 --> 01:04:50.679
We just played darts
till the sun came up.

1017
01:04:50.846 --> 01:04:52.556
Neither of us wanted to leave.

1018
01:05:01.982 --> 01:05:04.068
What the hell happened
to you, man?

1019
01:05:04.485 --> 01:05:06.946
I don't know. It hasn't happened yet.

1020
01:05:07.113 --> 01:05:11.033
Come on, what about you, slick?
In the future, you got yourself a girl?

1021
01:05:11.659 --> 01:05:12.952
I got you..

1022
01:05:13.119 --> 01:05:15.788
I cannot believe this,
freaking New York Mets.

1023
01:05:15.955 --> 01:05:17.331
Total losers!

1024
01:05:17.498 --> 01:05:19.291
It's a rough time
to be a Mets fan.

1025
01:05:19.458 --> 01:05:22.002
Tell me about it.
Never gonna catch the Cubs.

1026
01:05:22.336 --> 01:05:25.339
That's funny. The Mets actually
win it all this year.

1027
01:05:25.589 --> 01:05:26.924
Oh, yeah.

1028
01:05:27.174 --> 01:05:27.967
No, I'm serious.

1029
01:05:28.134 --> 01:05:28.843
I'm sure.

1030
01:05:29.009 --> 01:05:31.554
Look, three months from now,
your buddies down there...

1031
01:05:31.720 --> 01:05:33.889
...are gonna be calling them
the Amazing Mets...

1032
01:05:34.056 --> 01:05:36.559
...and the Miracle Mets.

1033
01:05:38.352 --> 01:05:40.062
What?

1034
01:05:40.229 --> 01:05:41.897
What you got there, hoss?

1035
01:05:42.940 --> 01:05:47.361
The Archanan said, "it's amazing!
It's a miracle! I'll see you at the game."

1036
01:05:48.529 --> 01:05:49.905
I know where he is.

1037
01:05:50.698 --> 01:05:52.700
Told you to trust the pie.

1038
01:05:57.037 --> 01:06:00.541
If Griffin's here for a game,
he's either too early or too late.

1039
01:06:00.708 --> 01:06:04.044
He's here. We just gotta find him
before Boris does.

1040
01:06:11.302 --> 01:06:13.220
It's time to give you
your things back...

1041
01:06:13.387 --> 01:06:14.472
...partner.

1042
01:06:14.722 --> 01:06:16.765
You get some pie in you,
you get all mushy.

1043
01:06:16.932 --> 01:06:19.101
I'm just tired of carrying your stuff.

1044
01:06:20.394 --> 01:06:22.688
Come on now! All right! Let's go...

1045
01:06:22.855 --> 01:06:23.731
...Mets!

1046
01:06:23.898 --> 01:06:26.400
Let's go, Mets! Let's go...

1047
01:06:26.567 --> 01:06:28.777
- ...Mets! Let's go, Met...
- Griffin?

1048
01:06:31.489 --> 01:06:32.948
You're just in time!

1049
01:06:33.115 --> 01:06:37.453
Unless this is the one where Robinson
bad-hops it past third, it's almost over.

1050
01:06:39.580 --> 01:06:40.956
Are we missing something?

1051
01:06:41.749 --> 01:06:42.958
The game.

1052
01:07:11.612 --> 01:07:14.823
So this is how you see things?
This is amazing.

1053
01:07:14.990 --> 01:07:18.702
It's a gigantic pain in the ass.
But it has its moments.

1054
01:07:19.203 --> 01:07:21.247
This game doesn't happen
till October.

1055
01:07:21.413 --> 01:07:22.748
It's always October...

1056
01:07:22.998 --> 01:07:24.583
...and November and March.

1057
01:07:24.750 --> 01:07:27.753
So many futures, and all real.
Don't know which will coalesce.

1058
01:07:27.920 --> 01:07:29.713
Until then, they're all happening.

1059
01:07:29.880 --> 01:07:32.841
Like this one, it's my favourite moment
in human history.

1060
01:07:33.008 --> 01:07:36.387
All the things that had to converge
for the Mets to win the World Series.

1061
01:07:36.554 --> 01:07:39.723
They were in last place every single
season until they won it all.

1062
01:07:39.890 --> 01:07:41.183
You said you had a gift.

1063
01:07:41.350 --> 01:07:42.184
That baseball...

1064
01:07:42.351 --> 01:07:46.272
...thrown for the last out of game five,
manufactured in '62 by Spalding...

1065
01:07:46.438 --> 01:07:49.900
...of Chicopee, Massachusetts,
was aerodynamically flawed...

1066
01:07:50.067 --> 01:07:52.403
...due to the horsehide
being improperly tanned...

1067
01:07:52.570 --> 01:07:54.405
...because the tanner's wife
left him...

1068
01:07:54.572 --> 01:07:56.073
...for a Puerto Rican golf pro...

1069
01:07:56.240 --> 01:07:57.741
The gift?

1070
01:07:57.908 --> 01:08:00.160
Oh, yes, of course. In the box.

1071
01:08:04.164 --> 01:08:07.001
It's the surprise.
To protect the Earth.

1072
01:08:07.167 --> 01:08:08.043
It's a shield.

1073
01:08:12.756 --> 01:08:13.424
Shield.

1074
01:08:14.967 --> 01:08:17.511
Archanan. Arc Net.
You put up the Arc Net.

1075
01:08:17.678 --> 01:08:19.430
- How?
- When that ball is pitched to...

1076
01:08:19.597 --> 01:08:20.431
...Davey Johnson...

1077
01:08:20.598 --> 01:08:21.807
<i>...who became a player...</i>

1078
01:08:21.974 --> 01:08:25.436
<i>...because his dad couldn't find a</i>
<i>football to give him for his birthday...</i>

1079
01:08:25.603 --> 01:08:26.353
<i>it hits</i>

1080
01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:28.480
<i>...his bat two micrometres</i>
<i>too high...</i>

1081
01:08:28.647 --> 01:08:29.982
<i>popping out to Cleon Jones...</i>

1082
01:08:30.816 --> 01:08:33.068
<i>...who would've been born Clara,</i>
<i>a statistical...</i>

1083
01:08:33.277 --> 01:08:36.739
<i>...typist, if his parents didn't have</i>
<i>an extra glass of wine that night...</i>

1084
01:08:36.905 --> 01:08:38.782
<i>...before going to bed.</i>

1085
01:08:40.034 --> 01:08:40.951
<i>A miracle...</i>

1086
01:08:41.118 --> 01:08:43.621
...is what seems impossible
but happens anyway.

1087
01:08:53.047 --> 01:08:54.506
I lost my planet.

1088
01:08:54.715 --> 01:08:57.092
I don't want you to lose yours.

1089
01:08:57.259 --> 01:08:59.762
It'll take a miracle,
but if you pull this off...

1090
01:08:59.970 --> 01:09:01.972
...you'll be my new
favourite moment...

1091
01:09:02.139 --> 01:09:03.974
...in human history.

1092
01:09:04.141 --> 01:09:05.601
Oh, dear.

1093
01:09:06.060 --> 01:09:07.686
I forgot to see this one coming.

1094
01:09:14.777 --> 01:09:15.861
Damn it!

1095
01:09:26.038 --> 01:09:27.206
Have these in the future?

1096
01:09:27.373 --> 01:09:28.457
No.

1097
01:09:28.707 --> 01:09:29.708
Get on.

1098
01:09:33.462 --> 01:09:35.464
Keep gyro settings at zero gain.

1099
01:09:35.631 --> 01:09:38.217
Balance pitch and yaw
with bursts on the centre stalk...

1100
01:09:38.384 --> 01:09:39.760
...between 80 and 100 psi.

1101
01:09:40.260 --> 01:09:41.261
I didn't understand...

1102
01:09:41.428 --> 01:09:42.846
...any of that!

1103
01:09:43.013 --> 01:09:45.099
- Gyro at zero gain.
- It is.

1104
01:09:45.265 --> 01:09:47.643
Pitch and yaw with short bursts
on the centre stalk.

1105
01:09:47.810 --> 01:09:48.477
I did!

1106
01:09:48.644 --> 01:09:50.604
Between 80 and 100 psi!

1107
01:09:51.647 --> 01:09:52.690
Got it.

1108
01:09:55.317 --> 01:09:57.194
The Arc Net! Give it to me!

1109
01:09:57.361 --> 01:09:59.238
This isn't the one where you get it!

1110
01:09:59.405 --> 01:10:01.490
- All right there, chief?
- Hell, yeah.

1111
01:10:01.657 --> 01:10:03.200
It'd be better with four wheels!

1112
01:10:03.367 --> 01:10:04.702
Two is, like, my minimum.

1113
01:10:11.625 --> 01:10:14.086
What happens if Boris
gets the Arc Net?

1114
01:10:14.253 --> 01:10:16.505
Boglodite invasion,
total destruction of Earth!

1115
01:10:40.696 --> 01:10:42.406
The box!

1116
01:10:53.625 --> 01:10:54.877
Good boy.

1117
01:10:55.294 --> 01:10:56.795
We gotta stop this guy!

1118
01:10:59.047 --> 01:10:59.923
I've been trying!

1119
01:11:00.132 --> 01:11:01.467
You haven't been trying?

1120
01:11:02.009 --> 01:11:02.676
Hey, slick.

1121
01:11:03.010 --> 01:11:06.054
In the future,
we ever do the Texas two-step?

1122
01:11:06.221 --> 01:11:07.890
Yes, sir!

1123
01:11:33.332 --> 01:11:34.291
Did you get him?

1124
01:11:34.625 --> 01:11:36.084
Give me a sec.

1125
01:11:40.506 --> 01:11:41.381
Is he dead?

1126
01:11:41.840 --> 01:11:43.217
Negative.

1127
01:11:44.092 --> 01:11:45.302
He got away.

1128
01:11:47.763 --> 01:11:49.598
I got Griffin. Let's get out of here.

1129
01:12:04.363 --> 01:12:06.448
I feel younger already.

1130
01:12:32.683 --> 01:12:36.103
You pathetic waste
of Boglodite flesh.

1131
01:12:36.270 --> 01:12:39.565
I'd kill you right now,
if I didn't value my own life.

1132
01:12:39.815 --> 01:12:41.608
- Who are you?
- Look at you.

1133
01:12:41.775 --> 01:12:44.820
Every mistake I've ever made,
just waiting to happen.

1134
01:12:44.987 --> 01:12:46.154
What happened to my arm?

1135
01:12:46.321 --> 01:12:48.574
You lose it, shot off by a human.

1136
01:12:48.740 --> 01:12:50.200
No human could defeat me.

1137
01:12:50.576 --> 01:12:54.830
You spend the next 40 years in prison,
chained up like an animal.

1138
01:12:54.997 --> 01:12:56.874
No prison can hold me!

1139
01:12:57.040 --> 01:12:59.751
They built one especially for us,
on the moon.

1140
01:13:00.085 --> 01:13:01.879
No human has been to the moon...

1141
01:13:02.045 --> 01:13:04.715
...so they cannot have
built it there already.

1142
01:13:04.882 --> 01:13:07.885
Stop arguing! You can avoid
all of that if you just listen to me!

1143
01:13:08.051 --> 01:13:11.680
You were defeated!
You let it get shot off!

1144
01:13:11.847 --> 01:13:14.641
That wasn't me, that was you!

1145
01:13:19.938 --> 01:13:20.898
What's your plan?

1146
01:13:21.189 --> 01:13:23.358
Prevent the Arc Net
from being deployed.

1147
01:13:23.525 --> 01:13:26.069
- Kill anyone who tries.
- Good plan.

1148
01:13:26.570 --> 01:13:27.529
Didn't work.

1149
01:13:27.696 --> 01:13:28.655
With my help...

1150
01:13:28.906 --> 01:13:31.783
...we'll get the Arc Net,
kill Agent K...

1151
01:13:31.950 --> 01:13:34.244
...the invasion will be successful...

1152
01:13:34.453 --> 01:13:35.996
...and we'll get to keep both...

1153
01:13:36.163 --> 01:13:38.540
...of our ar...! Stop...

1154
01:13:38.707 --> 01:13:40.208
...staring at it!

1155
01:13:41.126 --> 01:13:42.210
Listen.

1156
01:13:57.559 --> 01:14:00.812
- You all right?
- Yeah. Thank you for saving my life.

1157
01:14:01.104 --> 01:14:02.022
It's what we do.

1158
01:14:03.106 --> 01:14:04.358
You still have the Arc Net?

1159
01:14:06.568 --> 01:14:08.737
When you're being hunted
by Boris the Animal...

1160
01:14:08.904 --> 01:14:10.614
...you get good at hiding things.

1161
01:14:36.014 --> 01:14:38.100
This will save your world.

1162
01:14:41.019 --> 01:14:43.188
Once it's outside the atmosphere,
it gets...

1163
01:14:43.355 --> 01:14:44.648
...a whole lot bigger.

1164
01:14:45.857 --> 01:14:47.693
All you have to do is deploy it.

1165
01:14:48.777 --> 01:14:52.197
You mean in space?
Well, how do you suppose we do that?

1166
01:14:52.364 --> 01:14:55.033
It's just one small step.

1167
01:15:09.548 --> 01:15:10.590
The moon launch.

1168
01:15:14.052 --> 01:15:15.721
Cape Canaveral.

1169
01:15:17.055 --> 01:15:19.933
July 16th, 1969.

1170
01:15:20.308 --> 01:15:21.893
We got six hours to get to Florida.

1171
01:15:22.227 --> 01:15:23.603
Better get a move on, slick.

1172
01:15:23.895 --> 01:15:24.855
Wait, hold up.

1173
01:15:25.022 --> 01:15:27.149
Not us.
I'm gonna do this one alone.

1174
01:15:27.315 --> 01:15:28.233
He has to be the...

1175
01:15:28.400 --> 01:15:29.276
Griffin.

1176
01:15:29.443 --> 01:15:30.569
What do you mean, alone?

1177
01:15:31.319 --> 01:15:33.196
I'm gonna go to Florida.
You stay here.

1178
01:15:33.363 --> 01:15:34.614
I need you to trust me.

1179
01:15:35.073 --> 01:15:38.785
Trust you? I don't think so.
Something you're not telling me, slick?

1180
01:15:38.952 --> 01:15:40.412
You're not going to Florida.

1181
01:15:40.579 --> 01:15:42.330
That ain't gonna happen, partner.

1182
01:15:42.497 --> 01:15:43.874
Look, K...

1183
01:15:44.416 --> 01:15:46.710
...please, I will not allow you
to go to Florida.

1184
01:15:48.837 --> 01:15:49.546
<i>Stop me.</i>

1185
01:15:54.760 --> 01:15:56.178
You die there!

1186
01:15:58.930 --> 01:16:02.017
Cape Canaveral. Apollo launch.

1187
01:16:03.935 --> 01:16:05.771
Boris kills you there.

1188
01:16:08.190 --> 01:16:09.733
That's what I'm here for.

1189
01:16:10.358 --> 01:16:11.860
That's what I came back to stop.

1190
01:16:12.069 --> 01:16:14.029
Oh, dear. We're in this one.

1191
01:16:16.364 --> 01:16:17.324
K...

1192
01:16:18.075 --> 01:16:20.202
...I saw the file,
I looked at the report.

1193
01:16:20.368 --> 01:16:21.578
I said I told you everything...

1194
01:16:23.205 --> 01:16:24.748
That's for lying to me.

1195
01:16:24.998 --> 01:16:26.041
Look, I'm sorry, man!

1196
01:16:29.127 --> 01:16:30.837
That's for telling me the truth!

1197
01:16:32.130 --> 01:16:34.007
I'm trying to protect you...

1198
01:16:35.217 --> 01:16:36.676
<i>...-man!</i>

1199
01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:41.389
The bitterest truth is better
than the sweetest lies.

1200
01:16:45.143 --> 01:16:46.978
He has to go to Cape Canaveral.

1201
01:16:47.145 --> 01:16:49.898
He must deploy the Arc Net
as he did before.

1202
01:16:50.065 --> 01:16:51.566
There's no other way.

1203
01:16:52.150 --> 01:16:55.320
K is the only hope in saving Earth.

1204
01:16:56.154 --> 01:16:57.697
Can I save him?

1205
01:16:58.573 --> 01:17:02.369
Is there any future
where I save his life?

1206
01:17:04.830 --> 01:17:06.623
Yes.

1207
01:17:08.166 --> 01:17:10.377
But where there is death...

1208
01:17:11.336 --> 01:17:13.755
...there will always be death.

1209
01:17:31.606 --> 01:17:33.441
According to you,
I've done this before.

1210
01:17:33.608 --> 01:17:35.026
So we know it's possible.

1211
01:17:35.193 --> 01:17:37.154
If you're half the agent
you say you are...

1212
01:17:37.320 --> 01:17:39.614
...you'll make sure
I don't get killed doing it.

1213
01:17:44.035 --> 01:17:45.996
So are we partners? You tell me.

1214
01:17:48.874 --> 01:17:50.458
Let's go.

1215
01:18:03.555 --> 01:18:04.472
Agent K...

1216
01:18:04.639 --> 01:18:06.057
- ...how are you?
- I'm good.

1217
01:18:06.224 --> 01:18:09.394
Okay, group hug on the way
to doing what we're doing.

1218
01:18:09.561 --> 01:18:13.773
<i>This morning, man is about to launch</i>
<i>himself on a trip to the moon...</i>

1219
01:18:13.940 --> 01:18:16.443
<i>...with the expectation</i>
<i>of landing there.</i>

1220
01:18:16.610 --> 01:18:18.069
Look, I gotta ask you.

1221
01:18:18.236 --> 01:18:20.614
If we pull this off,
fix things the way they were...

1222
01:18:20.780 --> 01:18:22.574
...O and I, are we...?

1223
01:18:22.741 --> 01:18:23.950
A wise man once told me...

1224
01:18:24.117 --> 01:18:26.912
...don't ask questions you don't
want to know the answer to.

1225
01:18:28.246 --> 01:18:30.916
- I said that, didn't I?
- Yes, sir.

1226
01:18:35.587 --> 01:18:37.047
Here they are.

1227
01:18:37.923 --> 01:18:40.050
- What are they?
- Jetpacks.

1228
01:18:40.217 --> 01:18:41.760
Jetpacks?

1229
01:18:42.844 --> 01:18:45.597
No, no, no.
We're not doing jetpacks.

1230
01:18:45.764 --> 01:18:48.099
There's a reason we don't
have these in the future.

1231
01:18:48.266 --> 01:18:49.267
K, we gotta drive.

1232
01:18:49.684 --> 01:18:52.646
Can't drive to Florida from Manhattan
in five hours, chief.

1233
01:18:52.938 --> 01:18:56.858
Yeah, we can. The red button,
standard issue in every MiB car.

1234
01:18:57.025 --> 01:18:58.902
Press the red button,
goes into hyperdrive.

1235
01:18:59.069 --> 01:19:00.862
No red buttons yet, slick.

1236
01:19:02.614 --> 01:19:04.741
Come on, man.

1237
01:19:09.829 --> 01:19:10.664
Do you know...

1238
01:19:10.830 --> 01:19:12.123
...how to work this thing?

1239
01:19:12.290 --> 01:19:14.417
It's like with anything.

1240
01:19:14.584 --> 01:19:18.505
Just have to strap yourself in,
hope for the best.

1241
01:19:19.631 --> 01:19:20.924
Isn't that right, Miss O?

1242
01:19:22.300 --> 01:19:24.302
Unfortunately, it is.

1243
01:19:35.480 --> 01:19:36.773
You ready, slick?

1244
01:19:38.650 --> 01:19:40.193
Let's get it.

1245
01:19:40.402 --> 01:19:42.237
This is gonna be interesting!

1246
01:19:55.166 --> 01:19:57.460
<i>It's just minutes to the</i>

1247
01:19:57.669 --> 01:19:59.296
<i>...historic launch of Apollo 11...</i>

1248
01:19:59.462 --> 01:20:01.798
<i>with all going well</i>

1249
01:20:18.189 --> 01:20:21.359
I'm so glad this isn't
one of the times we explode.

1250
01:20:21.609 --> 01:20:23.320
One of the times?

1251
01:20:26.156 --> 01:20:27.699
Oh, we got company.

1252
01:20:32.245 --> 01:20:33.705
The hell?

1253
01:20:35.290 --> 01:20:37.250
Is that a battery belt?

1254
01:20:47.135 --> 01:20:48.678
All right, I got it.

1255
01:20:51.890 --> 01:20:54.434
No, any reality
that gets the shield deployed...

1256
01:20:54.642 --> 01:20:56.394
...is one where you tell the truth.

1257
01:20:56.770 --> 01:20:58.146
The truth?

1258
01:20:58.480 --> 01:21:00.482
The truth is the only path.

1259
01:21:00.690 --> 01:21:02.359
This is a restricted area!

1260
01:21:07.405 --> 01:21:09.366
Yes, sir, it is.

1261
01:21:09.532 --> 01:21:12.494
Good day, gentlemen.
Great day for America, isn't it?

1262
01:21:12.660 --> 01:21:16.331
My name is Agent J.
This is Agent K. That's Griff.

1263
01:21:16.498 --> 01:21:18.583
We're from a secret government
organization...

1264
01:21:18.750 --> 01:21:22.337
...that polices and monitors
alien activity on and off planet Earth.

1265
01:21:23.755 --> 01:21:24.881
Here's the thing.

1266
01:21:25.048 --> 01:21:27.509
We have this special
little metal thingy...

1267
01:21:27.675 --> 01:21:31.471
...that Griff gave us that we have
to get on top of that rocket...

1268
01:21:31.638 --> 01:21:35.266
...to prevent an alien invasion.

1269
01:21:38.686 --> 01:21:39.646
That worked.

1270
01:21:39.813 --> 01:21:42.524
- Like a charm.
- Sir, Delta Gate. We have a problem.

1271
01:21:42.857 --> 01:21:46.236
Three trespassers. No IDs,
but they've got weapons, sir.

1272
01:21:46.444 --> 01:21:48.613
Some kind I've never seen before.

1273
01:21:56.371 --> 01:21:57.914
What breed of fool
do you have to be...

1274
01:21:58.081 --> 01:22:01.000
...to penetrate my site
on the day of the most massive feat...

1275
01:22:01.167 --> 01:22:02.419
...attempted by mankind?

1276
01:22:02.585 --> 01:22:05.505
Watched by God, the population
of the planet and my own...

1277
01:22:05.672 --> 01:22:06.798
- ...firstborn!
- Colonel?

1278
01:22:07.715 --> 01:22:08.842
Colonel, they had these.

1279
01:22:10.009 --> 01:22:12.178
They said they needed
to put something on the rocket...

1280
01:22:12.345 --> 01:22:13.513
...for an invasion.

1281
01:22:17.725 --> 01:22:18.726
Thanks.

1282
01:22:18.935 --> 01:22:20.186
I got 10 minutes to launch.

1283
01:22:20.437 --> 01:22:24.482
If you pose a threat to that rocket,
you tell me now and do not lie to me.

1284
01:22:28.903 --> 01:22:30.905
I told the truth last time.

1285
01:22:35.910 --> 01:22:37.704
Sir, this man came here from...

1286
01:22:37.912 --> 01:22:39.289
...the future to protect me...

1287
01:22:39.456 --> 01:22:42.876
...so I can attach a shield to the top
of that rocket and save the world.

1288
01:22:43.042 --> 01:22:45.003
I need your help to do that.

1289
01:22:48.173 --> 01:22:49.466
Take them to the brig.

1290
01:22:49.632 --> 01:22:51.134
You're slipping, Griff.

1291
01:22:51.676 --> 01:22:52.844
Sir, if I may.

1292
01:23:09.110 --> 01:23:09.777
Corporal.

1293
01:23:11.196 --> 01:23:12.530
You men are no longer needed.

1294
01:23:13.031 --> 01:23:14.157
I'll take the prisoners.

1295
01:23:14.532 --> 01:23:16.367
- Sir, are you...?
- Dismissed.

1296
01:23:25.210 --> 01:23:26.211
Follow me.

1297
01:23:33.593 --> 01:23:35.762
You did the future thing.
What did you show him?

1298
01:23:35.929 --> 01:23:38.056
Only what he needed to see.

1299
01:23:39.390 --> 01:23:40.767
I have to go now.

1300
01:23:41.893 --> 01:23:43.311
What? No, no, no. Come on.

1301
01:23:43.728 --> 01:23:45.230
You don't need me anymore.

1302
01:23:45.647 --> 01:23:48.024
All right, Griff,
don't start flipping on me.

1303
01:23:48.191 --> 01:23:51.653
When Boris' arm is taken, the past
will be as it was. K will survive.

1304
01:23:51.819 --> 01:23:53.780
He will not know
you were ever here.

1305
01:23:55.490 --> 01:23:59.577
All right. Arm gone, got it.
Like a reset?

1306
01:23:59.744 --> 01:24:02.997
When that happens, go home.
Leave.

1307
01:24:03.164 --> 01:24:03.831
You coming?

1308
01:24:03.998 --> 01:24:06.000
Yeah, all right!

1309
01:24:07.961 --> 01:24:10.421
Thanks, man.
Hey, will I ever see you again?

1310
01:24:10.672 --> 01:24:12.465
Anything's possible.

1311
01:24:15.093 --> 01:24:16.469
Oh, Griff.

1312
01:24:22.767 --> 01:24:25.270
I can never bear to watch this part.

1313
01:24:27.188 --> 01:24:28.856
<i>Armstrong and Aldrin</i>
<i>are scheduled...</i>

1314
01:24:29.023 --> 01:24:30.942
<i>...to set foot on the moon...</i>

1315
01:24:31.109 --> 01:24:35.071
<i>...on early Monday morning,</i>
<i>Eastern Daylight Time.</i>

1316
01:24:36.447 --> 01:24:37.198
Where's Griffin?

1317
01:24:37.407 --> 01:24:39.158
Doing his own thing.

1318
01:25:01.806 --> 01:25:02.515
Gentlemen.

1319
01:25:06.603 --> 01:25:08.855
This elevator
will take you to the top.

1320
01:25:09.022 --> 01:25:11.024
To get the Arc Net
outside the atmosphere...

1321
01:25:11.190 --> 01:25:14.193
...you need to strap it to the escape
rocket above the capsule!

1322
01:25:14.360 --> 01:25:15.737
You do not want to be...

1323
01:25:15.903 --> 01:25:18.156
...anywhere near this rocket
when it takes off!

1324
01:25:18.323 --> 01:25:20.700
- Questions?
- No. Thank you for this, colonel.

1325
01:25:20.867 --> 01:25:22.452
Some job you got there.

1326
01:25:22.702 --> 01:25:23.870
Hey, thanks a lot, bro.

1327
01:25:24.037 --> 01:25:26.539
What did Griff
show you back there?

1328
01:25:26.706 --> 01:25:28.124
How important you are.

1329
01:25:28.458 --> 01:25:30.043
You and your partner.

1330
01:25:38.301 --> 01:25:40.720
If everything goes right
the way we hope it does...

1331
01:25:40.887 --> 01:25:43.640
...I'm gonna end up
getting out of here pretty quick...

1332
01:25:43.806 --> 01:25:47.226
...so I'm not gonna have a chance
to say a proper goodbye.

1333
01:25:47.393 --> 01:25:50.938
If things go wrong,
not gonna have a chance to, either.

1334
01:25:52.899 --> 01:25:54.525
So I guess win or lose, this is it.

1335
01:25:59.072 --> 01:26:00.948
I see why I recruited you.

1336
01:26:03.826 --> 01:26:04.911
You're a good man.

1337
01:26:08.414 --> 01:26:10.041
Good man.

1338
01:26:12.502 --> 01:26:14.754
Man, what the hell
happened to you?

1339
01:26:15.171 --> 01:26:17.507
I told you,
it still hasn't happened yet.

1340
01:26:22.345 --> 01:26:24.055
I'll take this one!

1341
01:26:24.430 --> 01:26:25.556
Naught)'

1342
01:26:28.267 --> 01:26:30.311
Get a pedicure if you get a second.

1343
01:26:40.238 --> 01:26:42.365
And liftoff.

1344
01:27:23.823 --> 01:27:25.533
<i>Just passed the two-minute mark...</i>

1345
01:27:25.700 --> 01:27:29.162
<i>...in the countdown, and all is still go</i>
<i>as we monitor our status board.</i>

1346
01:27:50.475 --> 01:27:53.269
<i>Astronauts report it feels good.</i>
<i>Power transfer is complete.</i>

1347
01:27:54.020 --> 01:27:56.981
<i>Neil Armstrong just reported back</i>
<i>it's been a smooth countdown.</i>

1348
01:28:09.577 --> 01:28:10.620
Hey!

1349
01:28:10.870 --> 01:28:12.497
Boris, can you give me a hand?

1350
01:28:12.663 --> 01:28:14.457
Hey.

1351
01:28:19.170 --> 01:28:19.921
Hey!

1352
01:28:20.880 --> 01:28:22.507
You hear me calling you?

1353
01:28:23.382 --> 01:28:24.884
Boris the Animal!

1354
01:28:25.384 --> 01:28:26.052
Hey!

1355
01:28:26.219 --> 01:28:28.387
Boris the Animal!

1356
01:28:30.264 --> 01:28:32.642
It's just Boris!

1357
01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:37.522
You're gonna lose.

1358
01:28:37.814 --> 01:28:39.065
Let's agree to disagree.

1359
01:28:58.709 --> 01:28:59.877
Hey!

1360
01:29:00.920 --> 01:29:02.547
Boris the Animal!

1361
01:29:12.515 --> 01:29:13.307
Right.

1362
01:29:14.141 --> 01:29:14.809
Left.

1363
01:29:42.879 --> 01:29:43.796
You're gonna lose.

1364
01:29:43.963 --> 01:29:46.007
Let's agree to disagree.

1365
01:29:54.891 --> 01:29:56.267
Hey!

1366
01:29:56.976 --> 01:29:58.769
Boris the Animal!

1367
01:30:05.693 --> 01:30:06.402
Right.

1368
01:30:06.777 --> 01:30:08.321
Left. Left.

1369
01:30:09.405 --> 01:30:10.156
Right.

1370
01:30:14.243 --> 01:30:16.203
That's not possible.

1371
01:30:16.495 --> 01:30:18.414
Let's agree to disagree.

1372
01:30:24.128 --> 01:30:26.797
That's not possible!

1373
01:30:36.098 --> 01:30:37.099
K!

1374
01:30:38.768 --> 01:30:41.103
I win! I'm better than me!

1375
01:30:48.527 --> 01:30:49.779
That's my partner.

1376
01:30:50.237 --> 01:30:52.073
That's my partner!

1377
01:30:58.287 --> 01:30:59.330
If we call this in...

1378
01:30:59.497 --> 01:31:02.166
- ...they'll scrub the launch.
- I didn't see anything.

1379
01:31:36.867 --> 01:31:38.744
- Where's your partner?
- He went home.

1380
01:31:38.911 --> 01:31:40.413
- How does that work?
- You got me.

1381
01:31:40.579 --> 01:31:41.872
Come on!

1382
01:31:56.721 --> 01:31:57.513
Get down!

1383
01:32:28.586 --> 01:32:29.920
Bingo.

1384
01:32:30.838 --> 01:32:32.923
Man, that is some next-level stuff.

1385
01:32:42.933 --> 01:32:44.268
You ever want to see more...

1386
01:32:44.477 --> 01:32:47.772
...I know a top-secret organization
that could use a man like you.

1387
01:32:49.690 --> 01:32:51.358
I wish I could.

1388
01:32:51.942 --> 01:32:52.902
Thank you.

1389
01:32:53.527 --> 01:32:55.404
I'll see you around, K.

1390
01:32:57.156 --> 01:32:57.823
Look out!

1391
01:33:03.120 --> 01:33:04.789
Go ahead.

1392
01:33:05.039 --> 01:33:06.791
Arrest me.

1393
01:33:08.375 --> 01:33:10.044
Not this time.

1394
01:33:20.054 --> 01:33:23.057
"Where there's death,
there will always be death."

1395
01:33:32.399 --> 01:33:35.653
Daddy! Daddy!

1396
01:33:39.740 --> 01:33:40.533
Hey.

1397
01:33:41.575 --> 01:33:43.536
Hey, my name's K.
What's your name?

1398
01:33:44.078 --> 01:33:45.121
James.

1399
01:33:45.287 --> 01:33:47.832
James? That's a nice name.

1400
01:33:48.040 --> 01:33:49.375
Where's my dad?

1401
01:33:52.253 --> 01:33:54.130
What have you got there?
What is that?

1402
01:33:54.296 --> 01:33:55.673
My dad gave it to me.

1403
01:33:55.840 --> 01:33:58.092
We timed the launch.

1404
01:34:05.224 --> 01:34:07.017
Where is my daddy?

1405
01:34:11.105 --> 01:34:12.523
He...

1406
01:34:13.107 --> 01:34:16.861
He went to go do something
very special.

1407
01:34:17.027 --> 01:34:18.904
And he wanted me...

1408
01:34:19.071 --> 01:34:23.409
...to stay here and take care
of his best pal.

1409
01:34:28.289 --> 01:34:30.457
When is he gonna be back?

1410
01:34:31.625 --> 01:34:33.002
He...

1411
01:34:47.808 --> 01:34:49.268
James...

1412
01:34:50.644 --> 01:34:52.438
...if you look right here...

1413
01:34:52.605 --> 01:34:55.816
...I will tell you the only thing
you ever need to know.

1414
01:35:01.322 --> 01:35:03.115
Your daddy is a hero.

1415
01:35:03.324 --> 01:35:05.784
My daddy is a hero?

1416
01:35:08.996 --> 01:35:12.291
- Want to take a walk with me?
- Yes.

1417
01:35:21.842 --> 01:35:23.135
James?

1418
01:36:05.511 --> 01:36:07.179
You're late.

1419
01:36:07.346 --> 01:36:09.598
Sorry. Lost track of time.

1420
01:36:11.558 --> 01:36:12.768
How do you know that song?

1421
01:36:13.143 --> 01:36:15.187
Drink your coffee.
We got work to do.

1422
01:36:16.063 --> 01:36:17.856
What do you know
and what do you don't?

1423
01:36:18.023 --> 01:36:19.733
How do I know what I don't know?

1424
01:36:19.900 --> 01:36:22.820
That's a really good question.
Did we go to Wu's last night?

1425
01:36:22.987 --> 01:36:23.737
Yeah.

1426
01:36:24.071 --> 01:36:24.947
Boglodites?

1427
01:36:25.114 --> 01:36:25.906
Extinct for 40 years.

1428
01:36:26.323 --> 01:36:28.575
Perfect. Did we talk
on the phone last night?

1429
01:36:28.742 --> 01:36:29.994
You hung up on me.

1430
01:36:30.411 --> 01:36:32.037
Yeah, I did.

1431
01:36:33.080 --> 01:36:35.249
But that was because
of all those secrets...

1432
01:36:35.791 --> 01:36:38.711
...the universe doesn't know about.

1433
01:36:43.424 --> 01:36:44.216
But...

1434
01:36:44.591 --> 01:36:46.385
...I've realised that...

1435
01:36:46.552 --> 01:36:49.054
...last night was a long...

1436
01:36:49.221 --> 01:36:51.515
...long time ago.

1437
01:36:55.769 --> 01:36:58.522
And, really,
I just want to say thank you.

1438
01:36:59.106 --> 01:37:01.108
It's been my privilege.

1439
01:37:10.951 --> 01:37:13.370
You know, there's a really
high possibility now...

1440
01:37:13.537 --> 01:37:16.123
...that I might know some things
you don't know.

1441
01:37:16.290 --> 01:37:17.875
I doubt it.

1442
01:37:18.042 --> 01:37:20.002
I bet I know what went down
with you and O.

1443
01:37:20.169 --> 01:37:22.087
She's a fine lady,
but you know the rules.

1444
01:37:22.254 --> 01:37:24.423
There's no fraternizing
amongst agents.

1445
01:37:24.590 --> 01:37:27.301
I think y'all might have fraternized
a time or two.

1446
01:37:30.471 --> 01:37:33.807
This is my new favourite moment
in human history.

1447
01:37:33.974 --> 01:37:37.227
Unless this is the one
where K forgot to leave a tip.

1448
01:37:51.825 --> 01:37:53.702
Almost forgot.

1449
01:38:02.252 --> 01:38:03.962
That was a close one.