WEBVTT FILE
1
00:00:42.184 --> 00:00:44.477
Once upon a time, a long time ago,
2
00:00:44.645 --> 00:00:48.148
a king and queen had a
beautiful daughter named Fiona.
3
00:00:48.315 --> 00:00:51.025
But she was possessed
by a terrible curse.
4
00:00:51.193 --> 00:00:55.822
By day, a lovely princess.
By night, a hideous ogre.
5
00:00:55.990 --> 00:00:58.741
Only true love's kiss
could lift her curse.
6
00:00:58.909 --> 00:01:03.079
So Fiona waited in a tower,
guarded by a dragon, until the day
7
00:01:03.247 --> 00:01:05.957
when her true love would arrive.
8
00:01:06.125 --> 00:01:08.459
But as the days turned into years,
9
00:01:08.627 --> 00:01:12.589
the King and Queen were forced
to resort to more desperate measures.
10
00:02:04.475 --> 00:02:06.226
Whoa, there.
11
00:02:07.478 --> 00:02:09.312
I don't know about this, Lillian.
12
00:02:09.480 --> 00:02:13.816
Fairy Godmother said only true love's
kiss could break Fiona's curse.
13
00:02:13.984 --> 00:02:18.238
I don't trust that woman, Harold.
This may be our last hope.
14
00:02:18.405 --> 00:02:21.532
Besides, he does come
highly recommended by King Midas.
15
00:02:21.700 --> 00:02:26.329
But to put our daughter's life
in the hands of this... person?
16
00:02:26.497 --> 00:02:31.209
He's devious.
He's deceitful. He's, he's...
17
00:02:31.377 --> 00:02:33.753
Rumpelstiltskin!
18
00:02:37.591 --> 00:02:39.133
Mrs Highness.
19
00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:41.177
How do you do?
20
00:02:43.097 --> 00:02:44.847
Down, Fifi. Get down!
21
00:02:46.433 --> 00:02:49.352
As you can see, everything's in order.
22
00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:53.231
So you'll put an end
to our daughter's curse?
23
00:02:53.399 --> 00:02:57.735
And, in return, you sign the kingdom
of Far Far Away over to me.
24
00:03:03.784 --> 00:03:07.954
- Lillian, this is madness!
- What choice do we have?
25
00:03:08.122 --> 00:03:11.666
Fiona has been locked away
in that tower far too long.
26
00:03:11.834 --> 00:03:13.918
It's not like she's getting any younger.
27
00:03:14.086 --> 00:03:16.754
But to sign over our entire kingdom?
28
00:03:16.922 --> 00:03:19.841
Well, if your kingdom's worth
more to you than your daughter...
29
00:03:20.009 --> 00:03:23.636
Nothing is worth more to us
than our daughter.
30
00:03:27.141 --> 00:03:28.641
Jump, Fifi, jump!
31
00:03:34.815 --> 00:03:38.651
Just sign it and all your problems
will disappear.
32
00:03:48.329 --> 00:03:51.664
Your Highness! The Princess!
She's been saved!
33
00:03:56.670 --> 00:03:58.171
Who saved her?
34
00:03:58.922 --> 00:04:01.716
No one would have guessed
that an ogre named Shrek,
35
00:04:01.884 --> 00:04:03.968
whose roar was feared
throughout the land,
36
00:04:04.136 --> 00:04:06.804
would save the beautiful Princess Fiona.
37
00:04:06.972 --> 00:04:09.932
True love's kiss led to marriage
and ogre babies!
38
00:04:10.100 --> 00:04:13.227
The kingdom of Far Far Away
was finally at peace.
39
00:04:13.395 --> 00:04:17.774
Goody for them!
And they lived happily ever after!
40
00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:22.153
Sir? You're gonna
have to pay for that.
41
00:04:23.530 --> 00:04:26.074
Maybe we could make a deal
for it, little boy?
42
00:04:26.241 --> 00:04:29.952
- Oh, I'm not a real boy.
- Do you want to be?
43
00:04:32.539 --> 00:04:36.876
Nobody needs your deals
anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants!
44
00:04:42.883 --> 00:04:46.386
I wish that ogre was never born!
45
00:04:58.440 --> 00:05:00.650
Wake up, Daddy, wake up!
46
00:05:01.402 --> 00:05:04.570
- Good morning.
- Good morning to you.
47
00:05:07.658 --> 00:05:09.242
Better out than in.
48
00:05:09.952 --> 00:05:11.160
That's my line.
49
00:05:11.328 --> 00:05:14.288
Did my little Fergus make a...
50
00:05:14.456 --> 00:05:17.708
...big, grownup ogre stink?!
51
00:05:17.876 --> 00:05:21.087
Oh, that's diabolical!
52
00:05:23.298 --> 00:05:26.426
And on your left, the lovable lug
that showed us you don't have to
53
00:05:26.593 --> 00:05:28.970
change your undies
to change the world!
54
00:05:30.180 --> 00:05:32.306
I wonder what Shrek's up to in there.
55
00:05:32.474 --> 00:05:35.768
Get in there. Get...
Impossible to put on!
56
00:05:36.687 --> 00:05:40.064
OK, the dragon goes under the bridge,
through the loop...
57
00:05:40.232 --> 00:05:42.608
...and finally, into the castle.
58
00:05:48.115 --> 00:05:49.323
Play date!
59
00:05:56.290 --> 00:05:58.499
Then Shrek kissed the Princess.
60
00:05:58.667 --> 00:06:00.710
She turned into a beautiful ogre
and they lived...
61
00:06:00.878 --> 00:06:01.919
Happily...
62
00:06:02.087 --> 00:06:03.546
- Ever...
- After.
63
00:06:10.220 --> 00:06:11.512
Look! A shooting star!
64
00:06:13.640 --> 00:06:15.725
So, what did you wish for?
65
00:06:15.893 --> 00:06:17.977
That every day could be like this one.
66
00:06:18.145 --> 00:06:19.604
Come here, you.
67
00:06:32.659 --> 00:06:33.951
Morning, Daddy.
68
00:06:34.119 --> 00:06:35.244
Morning.
69
00:06:37.498 --> 00:06:38.498
Better out than in.
70
00:06:39.833 --> 00:06:41.667
Did my little Fergus make a...
71
00:06:45.005 --> 00:06:47.048
Cute. Real cute.
72
00:06:48.842 --> 00:06:50.009
This lovable lug taught us
73
00:06:50.177 --> 00:06:53.095
you don't have to change
your undies to change the world!
74
00:06:54.139 --> 00:06:55.181
Play date!
75
00:06:57.768 --> 00:07:00.394
Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!
76
00:07:00.562 --> 00:07:03.523
She turned into a beautiful ogre
and they lived...
77
00:07:03.690 --> 00:07:04.690
- Happily...
- Ever...
78
00:07:04.858 --> 00:07:05.900
After?
79
00:07:08.570 --> 00:07:10.863
- Daddy, get up!
- Morning.
80
00:07:12.991 --> 00:07:15.868
- Better out than in.
- This lovable lug...
81
00:07:16.662 --> 00:07:18.204
- Play date!
- No!
82
00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:21.290
Outhouse again!
83
00:07:21.458 --> 00:07:22.542
Come on.
84
00:07:26.463 --> 00:07:27.630
Undies!
85
00:07:29.466 --> 00:07:30.550
Outhouse!
86
00:07:30.717 --> 00:07:32.843
- Get up, get up!
- And they lived...
87
00:07:33.011 --> 00:07:34.470
- Happily...
- Ever...
88
00:07:34.638 --> 00:07:35.888
After.
89
00:08:26.607 --> 00:08:27.940
Roar.
90
00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:18.658
Nice landing, baby.
91
00:09:18.825 --> 00:09:21.202
Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet.
92
00:09:22.621 --> 00:09:26.290
Happy birthday, ninos!
Vamos a la fiesta!
93
00:09:27.626 --> 00:09:29.251
Hey, Shrek, Shrek!
94
00:09:30.420 --> 00:09:33.047
Mr Shrek, would you
sign our pitchforks?
95
00:09:33.215 --> 00:09:34.298
And our torches?
96
00:09:34.466 --> 00:09:36.175
Oh, man, you used to be so fierce!
97
00:09:36.343 --> 00:09:38.177
Yeah, when you were a real ogre!
98
00:09:38.345 --> 00:09:40.262
A real ogre?
99
00:09:51.733 --> 00:09:54.735
Shrek, it's a sing-along.
You've got to sing along!
100
00:09:54.903 --> 00:09:58.030
- No, thanks.
- Please? I'll be your best friend.
101
00:09:58.198 --> 00:10:02.660
Why does being your best friend entail
me doing everything I don't want to do?
102
00:10:02.828 --> 00:10:05.162
Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear.
103
00:10:05.330 --> 00:10:06.580
Excuse me, Mr Shrek?
104
00:10:06.748 --> 00:10:08.916
Could you do that
ogre roar of yours for my son?
105
00:10:09.084 --> 00:10:10.584
He's a big, big fan.
106
00:10:10.752 --> 00:10:11.877
Do the roar.
107
00:10:12.045 --> 00:10:14.839
You know, I'd rather not.
It's my kids' birthday party.
108
00:10:15.006 --> 00:10:17.007
- Do the roar.
- Honey?
109
00:10:17.175 --> 00:10:18.509
Why don't you go check on the cake?
110
00:10:18.677 --> 00:10:22.054
- Sure.
- And don't forget the candles.
111
00:10:22.222 --> 00:10:23.222
Hold still.
112
00:10:23.390 --> 00:10:25.391
Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man.
113
00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:28.436
I always wanted chaps!
Yee-haw! Giddy up!
114
00:10:28.603 --> 00:10:29.979
- Monsieur Shrek.
- Howdy, Shrek!
115
00:10:30.147 --> 00:10:31.981
Your cake. Voilà!
116
00:10:33.108 --> 00:10:36.318
- What is that supposed to be?
- That's Sprinkles the Ogre!
117
00:10:36.486 --> 00:10:38.863
Isn't he cute? He looks just like you.
118
00:10:39.030 --> 00:10:41.282
But happy. It's a party, Shrek.
You gotta cheer up!
119
00:10:41.450 --> 00:10:43.033
I'm in a great mood, actually.
120
00:10:43.201 --> 00:10:46.078
- Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow!
- Donkey!
121
00:10:46.246 --> 00:10:47.413
As long as you're not doing anything,
122
00:10:47.581 --> 00:10:49.039
how about one of those
famous Shrek roars?
123
00:10:49.207 --> 00:10:51.751
- Do the roar.
- Let me set you straight, Butter Pants.
124
00:10:51.918 --> 00:10:54.462
An ogre only roars when he's angry.
125
00:10:54.629 --> 00:10:56.714
You don't want to see me angry, do you?
126
00:10:56.882 --> 00:10:58.174
Do it.
127
00:10:59.593 --> 00:11:01.469
Hold it together. Just hold it together.
128
00:11:01.636 --> 00:11:03.721
Daddy, he's getting away. Do something.
129
00:11:03.889 --> 00:11:05.181
Oh, good.
130
00:11:05.348 --> 00:11:08.851
- What happened to the cake?
- Trust me. It's an improvement.
131
00:11:09.019 --> 00:11:10.603
- You licked it!
- No.
132
00:11:10.771 --> 00:11:13.647
Just because you're an ogre,
doesn't mean you have to eat like one.
133
00:11:13.815 --> 00:11:16.108
Looks like you forgot the candles!
134
00:11:16.276 --> 00:11:18.527
OK, just watch the cake.
I'll go get them.
135
00:11:18.695 --> 00:11:19.987
Watch the cake?
136
00:11:20.614 --> 00:11:22.782
- Where's the cake?!
- We ate the cake.
137
00:11:22.949 --> 00:11:24.033
- Ya.
- What?
138
00:11:24.201 --> 00:11:25.451
No, don't cry.
139
00:11:25.619 --> 00:11:28.120
Hey! I believe you
promised my son a roar.
140
00:11:28.288 --> 00:11:29.705
- Do the roar.
- Roar.
141
00:11:29.873 --> 00:11:32.166
- I don't like it.
- Pigs, we need another cake.
142
00:11:32.334 --> 00:11:35.169
- We ate the other cakes.
- One roar, man.
143
00:11:35.337 --> 00:11:37.755
Hey, everybody!
Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar!
144
00:11:37.923 --> 00:11:40.633
Not now, Donkey.
Pigs, are there any cupcakes?
145
00:11:40.801 --> 00:11:42.676
- We ate them, too.
- They have lollipops.
146
00:11:42.844 --> 00:11:44.011
No, I ate them.
147
00:11:44.179 --> 00:11:46.889
- You didn't share?
- Well, you didn't share the croissants!
148
00:11:47.057 --> 00:11:50.059
- Everything's gonna be OK.
- Shrek, what's going on?
149
00:11:50.227 --> 00:11:52.186
- Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting!
- Do the roar.
150
00:11:53.980 --> 00:11:55.648
We need the cake!
151
00:11:56.983 --> 00:11:59.318
Cake! Cake! Cake!
152
00:12:14.376 --> 00:12:15.459
I love you, Daddy.
153
00:12:15.627 --> 00:12:18.337
Everybody, I have found another cake!
154
00:12:19.673 --> 00:12:21.715
Shrek? Are you OK?
155
00:12:49.452 --> 00:12:52.663
- Unbelievable.
- Tell me about it! Those villagers...
156
00:12:52.831 --> 00:12:56.166
I'm not talking about the villagers,
Shrek. I'm talking about you.
157
00:12:56.334 --> 00:12:59.336
Is this really how you want
to remember the kids' first birthday?
158
00:12:59.504 --> 00:13:03.507
- Oh, great. So this is all my fault?
- Yes. But you know what?
159
00:13:03.675 --> 00:13:05.718
Let's talk about this
after the party, at home.
160
00:13:05.886 --> 00:13:08.596
You mean that roadside
attraction we live in?
161
00:13:08.763 --> 00:13:13.267
Step right up! See the dancing ogre!
Don't worry! He won't bite!
162
00:13:13.435 --> 00:13:17.605
I used to be an ogre.
Now I'm just a jolly green joke!
163
00:13:17.772 --> 00:13:22.067
OK, OK, maybe you're not
the ogre you used to be.
164
00:13:22.235 --> 00:13:23.944
But maybe that's not such a bad thing.
165
00:13:24.112 --> 00:13:27.781
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
It's not like you're a real ogre.
166
00:13:27.949 --> 00:13:30.242
You spent half your life in a palace.
167
00:13:30.410 --> 00:13:32.953
And the other half
locked away in a tower.
168
00:13:34.414 --> 00:13:38.417
Look, all I want is for things to go
back to the way they used to be!
169
00:13:38.585 --> 00:13:43.339
Back when villagers were afraid of me,
and I could take a mud bath in peace.
170
00:13:43.506 --> 00:13:47.092
When I could do what I wanted,
when I wanted to do it!
171
00:13:47.260 --> 00:13:50.638
Back when the world made sense!
172
00:13:50.805 --> 00:13:53.474
You mean back before you
rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?
173
00:13:53.642 --> 00:13:55.017
Exactly!
174
00:14:00.857 --> 00:14:05.110
Shrek, you have
three beautiful children,
175
00:14:05.278 --> 00:14:07.446
a wife who loves you,
176
00:14:07.614 --> 00:14:11.659
friends who adore you.
You have everything.
177
00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:18.499
Why is it the only person
who can't see that is you?
178
00:14:39.312 --> 00:14:40.980
That's just great.
179
00:14:48.822 --> 00:14:51.407
If she thinks I'm gonna
slink back there and apologize,
180
00:14:51.574 --> 00:14:54.827
she's got another thing coming.
She's not the boss of me.
181
00:14:54.995 --> 00:14:58.831
I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize
for acting like one.
182
00:14:58.999 --> 00:15:03.335
Help, please!
Someone, anyone at all, help me!
183
00:15:03.503 --> 00:15:05.254
Please, help!
184
00:15:05.714 --> 00:15:07.297
Please, help!
185
00:15:07.674 --> 00:15:09.466
I'm stuck! Help!
186
00:15:09.634 --> 00:15:11.468
Oh, please, help!
187
00:15:11.636 --> 00:15:14.430
Someone, anyone! Help me!
188
00:15:14.597 --> 00:15:18.100
The pain! I can see
a bright light. A tunnel!
189
00:15:19.019 --> 00:15:20.728
Grandma? Is that you?
190
00:15:20.895 --> 00:15:22.271
Yeah, it's me, Granny.
191
00:15:22.439 --> 00:15:26.025
An ogre! Please, Mr Ogre,
please don't eat me!
192
00:15:26.192 --> 00:15:27.735
I'm not gonna eat you.
193
00:15:27.902 --> 00:15:31.196
But you are an ogre... Aren't you?
194
00:15:31.364 --> 00:15:34.199
Yeah, well, I... I used to be.
195
00:15:34.367 --> 00:15:36.785
Look, move out or get crushed.
196
00:15:36.953 --> 00:15:38.954
So you're not gonna eat me?
197
00:15:39.122 --> 00:15:43.959
No, thanks. I already had a big bowl
of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
198
00:15:45.378 --> 00:15:48.338
Wait up! What's your rush?
Where you going?
199
00:15:48.506 --> 00:15:49.506
Nowhere.
200
00:15:49.674 --> 00:15:52.342
What a coincidence!
I was just heading that way myself.
201
00:15:52.510 --> 00:15:57.014
But, seriously,
let me give you a ride. I insist.
202
00:15:57.182 --> 00:16:01.560
Come on. It's the least I can do
after all you've done for me.
203
00:16:03.146 --> 00:16:04.646
I got a hot rat cooking.
204
00:16:06.608 --> 00:16:10.277
All right! Can I interest you
in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?
205
00:16:10.445 --> 00:16:13.405
A liquid libation
to ease that frustration?
206
00:16:13.573 --> 00:16:17.868
- Eyeball-tini?
- Well, maybe just one.
207
00:16:18.787 --> 00:16:22.790
So the centaur says,
"That's not the half I'm talking about. "
208
00:16:23.833 --> 00:16:26.543
I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.
209
00:16:26.711 --> 00:16:30.047
To live the life of an ogre...
no worries, no responsibilities.
210
00:16:30.215 --> 00:16:32.966
You are free to pillage
and terrorize as you please.
211
00:16:33.134 --> 00:16:36.428
- Free? That's a laugh.
- Oh, yeah?
212
00:16:37.013 --> 00:16:42.184
Sometimes I wish I had just one day
to feel like a real ogre again.
213
00:16:42.352 --> 00:16:43.477
Why didn't you say so?
214
00:16:43.645 --> 00:16:46.814
Magical transactions are my specialty!
215
00:16:46.981 --> 00:16:50.692
Great. Next to mimes,
magicians are my favourite people.
216
00:16:51.653 --> 00:16:53.153
Hold on.
217
00:16:53.321 --> 00:16:56.490
"King for a Month. "
"Knight for a Week. "
218
00:16:59.869 --> 00:17:01.870
Ogre for a day.
219
00:17:03.498 --> 00:17:05.541
Think about it, Shrek.
To be feared and hated.
220
00:17:05.708 --> 00:17:06.750
You'll be, like, "Roar!"
221
00:17:06.918 --> 00:17:10.504
And the villagers will be, like, "Get
away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!"
222
00:17:10.672 --> 00:17:14.049
It would be just like the good old days,
when your swamp was your castle.
223
00:17:14.217 --> 00:17:19.847
- When the world made sense.
- All right, what's the catch?
224
00:17:20.014 --> 00:17:23.684
Catch? No. There's no catch.
No catchings, really.
225
00:17:23.852 --> 00:17:25.936
I mean, there's something.
Small thing. Nothing. A little thing.
226
00:17:26.104 --> 00:17:29.106
All right, I knew it.
So what do you want?
227
00:17:29.274 --> 00:17:31.108
- A day.
- A day.
228
00:17:31.276 --> 00:17:32.317
Rat's done!
229
00:17:33.862 --> 00:17:37.030
To make the magic work, you gotta
give something to get something.
230
00:17:37.198 --> 00:17:40.117
In this case, you gotta
give a day to get a day. That's all.
231
00:17:40.285 --> 00:17:42.995
I can't just pick up
and leave my family.
232
00:17:43.163 --> 00:17:46.832
But that's the best part, Shrek!
It's a magical contract.
233
00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:48.834
No one will even know you're gone.
234
00:17:49.002 --> 00:17:54.798
And by the time this day is up,
you are gonna feel like a changed ogre.
235
00:17:55.758 --> 00:17:57.759
Still, I don't know.
236
00:17:57.927 --> 00:18:01.471
Hey, no problem.
Forget it, no big D. Doesn't matter.
237
00:18:01.639 --> 00:18:04.141
Do you like white meat or dark meat?
238
00:18:05.393 --> 00:18:08.395
So what day would I have to give up?
239
00:18:08.563 --> 00:18:11.440
I don't know, any day.
A day from your past.
240
00:18:11.608 --> 00:18:14.026
A day you had the flu?
A day you lost a pet?
241
00:18:14.194 --> 00:18:16.612
A day some meddling oaf
stuck his nose where it didn't belong
242
00:18:16.779 --> 00:18:18.405
destroying your business
and ruining your life?!
243
00:18:22.076 --> 00:18:23.535
Just for an example.
244
00:18:23.703 --> 00:18:25.454
How about the day I met Donkey?
245
00:18:25.622 --> 00:18:28.123
Now, there's a day
I'd like to take back.
246
00:18:28.750 --> 00:18:30.292
I don't know who that is.
247
00:18:31.127 --> 00:18:33.712
I know. What about a day
you wouldn't even remember?
248
00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:36.089
Like a day when you were a baby.
249
00:18:36.257 --> 00:18:41.511
- An innocent, mindless little baby.
- Take any of those days you want.
250
00:18:41.679 --> 00:18:46.058
- Take them all for all I care.
- Oh, just one will do.
251
00:18:47.435 --> 00:18:50.103
OK, good.
A day from your childhood it is.
252
00:18:50.271 --> 00:18:53.899
I guess there's nothing wrong
with wanting a little time for myself.
253
00:18:54.067 --> 00:18:55.609
Just 24 tiny little hours.
254
00:18:55.777 --> 00:18:57.861
- I'm still my own ogre!
- Yeah, you is!
255
00:18:58.029 --> 00:19:00.280
I never needed to ask
for anyone's permission before.
256
00:19:00.448 --> 00:19:03.116
So why start now?
257
00:19:11.793 --> 00:19:13.252
Go on, Shrek.
258
00:19:13.419 --> 00:19:14.962
Sign it!
259
00:19:16.047 --> 00:19:17.506
Go on, Shrek.
260
00:19:18.633 --> 00:19:20.175
Sign it, Shrek! Sign it!
261
00:19:22.136 --> 00:19:23.178
You signed it.
262
00:19:23.346 --> 00:19:26.139
So, tell me. What happens now?
263
00:19:26.307 --> 00:19:27.975
Have a nice day.
264
00:19:45.952 --> 00:19:48.370
I think I fell on my keys.
265
00:19:48.538 --> 00:19:50.122
There are 40 children in that shoe,
266
00:19:50.290 --> 00:19:52.833
which is why the weasel
goes pop to this very day.
267
00:19:53.001 --> 00:19:54.042
Oh, great.
268
00:19:54.210 --> 00:19:56.712
As we head over the river
and through the woods...
269
00:19:56.879 --> 00:19:57.921
Ogre!
270
00:20:21.404 --> 00:20:23.196
Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre!
271
00:21:16.584 --> 00:21:19.544
This is the part where you run away!
272
00:21:41.109 --> 00:21:43.610
Sure is great to be wanted again.
273
00:21:44.946 --> 00:21:46.446
Nice one.
274
00:21:55.123 --> 00:21:56.498
Fiona?
275
00:22:06.676 --> 00:22:08.176
Oh, no.
276
00:22:22.150 --> 00:22:23.817
My home.
277
00:22:25.153 --> 00:22:26.486
Fiona!
278
00:22:28.656 --> 00:22:31.491
Fiona! Are you in there?!
279
00:23:09.197 --> 00:23:11.364
All right, Rumpel!
280
00:23:12.033 --> 00:23:14.534
This wasn't part of the deal!
281
00:23:17.872 --> 00:23:19.372
Rumpel!
282
00:23:40.770 --> 00:23:42.812
Ogre!
283
00:23:43.898 --> 00:23:47.234
We've got another one, ladies! Get him!
284
00:23:48.778 --> 00:23:50.445
Who are you?!
285
00:23:50.613 --> 00:23:52.614
What are you doing in my swamp?
286
00:23:58.871 --> 00:24:01.081
Looks like a troublemaker!
287
00:24:13.636 --> 00:24:14.928
Spread 'em!
288
00:24:17.139 --> 00:24:19.266
Nice job, ladies!
289
00:24:26.816 --> 00:24:31.111
You witches are making a big mistake!
I know my rights!
290
00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:33.613
You have the right to shut your mouth!
291
00:24:53.467 --> 00:24:56.970
Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?
292
00:24:57.805 --> 00:24:59.139
Donkey!
293
00:25:08.482 --> 00:25:10.984
Donkey, where am I? What's happening?
294
00:25:11.152 --> 00:25:14.321
Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.
295
00:25:21.037 --> 00:25:23.830
I'm driving,
so I'm in charge of the music.
296
00:25:24.999 --> 00:25:27.834
Will you witches make up your mind?
297
00:25:36.636 --> 00:25:40.221
Donkey? What's going on?
Do you know where Fiona is?
298
00:25:40.848 --> 00:25:43.558
Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me
in trouble and I need this job.
299
00:25:43.726 --> 00:25:45.393
I am not going back to work
for Old MacDonald.
300
00:25:45.561 --> 00:25:48.355
Tell me to E-I-E-I-O.
"E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said.
301
00:25:48.522 --> 00:25:52.233
Where are my babies?
And where's your wife, Dragon?
302
00:25:52.401 --> 00:25:55.236
Look, I think you have me confused
with some other talking donkey.
303
00:25:55.404 --> 00:25:56.780
I've never seen you before in my life.
304
00:25:56.947 --> 00:25:59.532
Never seen me before?
Come on, Donkey!
305
00:25:59.700 --> 00:26:01.868
And how do you
know my name anyway?
306
00:26:02.036 --> 00:26:04.913
It's me, Shrek. Your best friend?
307
00:26:05.581 --> 00:26:06.998
A donkey and an ogre friends?
308
00:26:07.166 --> 00:26:09.417
That's the most
ridiculous thing I ever heard!
309
00:26:12.254 --> 00:26:14.756
Can you at least tell me
where they're taking me?
310
00:26:14.924 --> 00:26:18.093
To the same place they take
every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin.
311
00:26:18.886 --> 00:26:21.971
- Stiltskin!
- I said quiet!
312
00:26:29.397 --> 00:26:32.107
Oh, no.
313
00:26:43.411 --> 00:26:46.079
It's time to crumble!
314
00:26:46.247 --> 00:26:50.583
Place your bets!
Place your bets! We start tout de suite!
315
00:26:50.793 --> 00:26:51.793
Yeah!
316
00:26:54.922 --> 00:26:56.297
Gingy?
317
00:27:00.261 --> 00:27:02.095
Gingy snap!
318
00:27:04.682 --> 00:27:05.724
There's one!
319
00:27:05.891 --> 00:27:07.600
Disgusting, filthy ogre!
320
00:27:08.269 --> 00:27:09.519
Hideous monster!
321
00:27:09.687 --> 00:27:11.312
Filthy, filthy creature!
322
00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:13.773
Disgusting creature!
323
00:27:39.842 --> 00:27:41.551
Move it!
324
00:27:58.652 --> 00:28:01.404
Don't worry, Donkey.
I'll get us our lives back.
325
00:28:01.572 --> 00:28:04.741
Yeah, right. Put a little mustard
on mine, Captain Crazy!
326
00:28:41.862 --> 00:28:43.696
Mr Stiltskin?
327
00:28:45.741 --> 00:28:47.867
You got another customer.
328
00:28:48.244 --> 00:28:50.745
- Wolfie!
- Yes, Mr Stiltskin.
329
00:28:50.913 --> 00:28:52.747
Bring me my business wig.
330
00:28:52.915 --> 00:28:55.124
Mr Stiltskin, please!
331
00:28:58.045 --> 00:29:00.505
- OK, go.
- Please make me a real boy!
332
00:29:00.673 --> 00:29:04.050
Go away! Terms are
in the details, balsa boy.
333
00:29:04.218 --> 00:29:06.970
Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!
334
00:29:07.555 --> 00:29:08.888
Stiltskin!
335
00:29:10.266 --> 00:29:11.349
Shrek!
336
00:29:13.310 --> 00:29:14.769
There he is!
337
00:29:15.771 --> 00:29:17.188
So close!
338
00:29:17.940 --> 00:29:20.900
Have I been waiting for you!
339
00:29:21.777 --> 00:29:24.279
Ladies, this is the guy
340
00:29:24.446 --> 00:29:27.824
that made all of this possible!
341
00:29:28.909 --> 00:29:31.452
So, tell me, how are you
enjoying your day?
342
00:29:31.620 --> 00:29:34.747
All right, Rumpel, what's going on?
What have you done?
343
00:29:34.915 --> 00:29:38.084
No, Shrek, it's not what I've done.
It's what you've done.
344
00:29:38.252 --> 00:29:42.046
Thanks to you, the King and Queen
signed their kingdom over to me.
345
00:29:42.214 --> 00:29:43.631
They would never do that.
346
00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:48.428
They would if I promised them
all their problems would disappear.
347
00:29:49.930 --> 00:29:52.265
And then they disappeared!
348
00:30:01.609 --> 00:30:02.984
They would have done anything
349
00:30:03.152 --> 00:30:05.278
if they thought it would
end their daughter's curse.
350
00:30:05.446 --> 00:30:07.822
I ended Fiona's curse!
351
00:30:07.990 --> 00:30:11.326
How could you when you never existed?
352
00:30:11.493 --> 00:30:14.495
You better start making sense,
you dirty little man!
353
00:30:14.663 --> 00:30:16.956
Here, let me spell it out for you!
354
00:30:17.124 --> 00:30:21.461
You gave me a day from your past,
a day you couldn't even remember.
355
00:30:21.629 --> 00:30:25.840
A day when you were
an innocent, mindless little baby.
356
00:30:29.470 --> 00:30:31.054
You took the day I was born.
357
00:30:31.221 --> 00:30:34.223
No, Shrek. You gave it to me.
358
00:30:34.391 --> 00:30:37.936
Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin,
because when this day is up...
359
00:30:38.103 --> 00:30:40.813
But you haven't heard the best part.
360
00:30:40.981 --> 00:30:46.694
Since you were never born, once
this day comes to an end, so will you.
361
00:30:50.741 --> 00:30:52.367
Where's Fiona?
362
00:30:53.077 --> 00:30:54.285
Where's my family?
363
00:30:54.453 --> 00:30:57.664
Silly little ogre.
You don't get it, do you?
364
00:30:57.831 --> 00:31:00.375
You see, you were never born.
365
00:31:00.542 --> 00:31:02.669
You never met Fiona.
366
00:31:02.836 --> 00:31:06.422
Your kids don't exist.
367
00:31:09.301 --> 00:31:12.512
How's that for a metaphysical paradox?
368
00:31:14.348 --> 00:31:16.766
Looks like you got
exactly what you wanted!
369
00:31:17.768 --> 00:31:21.020
- Happy Ogre Day!
- Rumpel!
370
00:31:23.023 --> 00:31:24.315
Get him, witches!
371
00:31:34.827 --> 00:31:38.079
You know what'd help morale
around here? Flip-flop Fridays.
372
00:31:38.247 --> 00:31:40.915
Feet be comfortable
with the breeze on your toes.
373
00:31:47.923 --> 00:31:49.590
Come on, girls!
374
00:32:00.227 --> 00:32:03.938
Lock all the doors,
you worthless witches! Do it!
375
00:32:06.734 --> 00:32:08.359
I'll be right back, Donkey!
376
00:32:08.527 --> 00:32:11.946
I don't know you! I don't know him!
377
00:32:31.425 --> 00:32:33.426
I'm glad I'm not you.
378
00:32:38.098 --> 00:32:39.432
Help me! Help!
379
00:32:40.642 --> 00:32:41.642
Help!
380
00:32:50.110 --> 00:32:51.652
No, not my pretty ball!
381
00:32:56.116 --> 00:32:57.950
Watch out!
382
00:33:10.172 --> 00:33:11.130
Wolfie?
383
00:33:11.298 --> 00:33:13.633
My angry wig.
384
00:33:22.184 --> 00:33:25.645
Help! I've been kidnapped
by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!
385
00:33:25.813 --> 00:33:27.230
Donkey! Get off of me!
386
00:33:27.397 --> 00:33:30.316
Watch it with your pointy hooves!
387
00:33:37.366 --> 00:33:38.991
- Just take my wallet!
- Hey!
388
00:33:39.159 --> 00:33:41.160
I'm being ass-napped!
389
00:33:41.787 --> 00:33:42.954
Animal cruelty! Help!
390
00:33:43.122 --> 00:33:45.206
You need to calm down!
391
00:33:45.374 --> 00:33:46.541
I'm your friend.
392
00:33:47.292 --> 00:33:49.377
I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?
393
00:33:50.337 --> 00:33:52.213
Good. I'm gonna let go...
394
00:33:52.381 --> 00:33:54.841
...right... now.
395
00:33:55.008 --> 00:33:57.552
Please! Eat my face last!
Send my hooves to my mama!
396
00:33:57.719 --> 00:34:00.179
Donkey! You've got to trust me.
397
00:34:00.347 --> 00:34:02.932
- Why should I trust you?
- Because...
398
00:34:03.100 --> 00:34:05.184
Because...
399
00:34:08.856 --> 00:34:10.189
OK.
400
00:34:48.020 --> 00:34:52.273
Fine! Go ahead!
Run away! Who needs you?
401
00:35:25.807 --> 00:35:28.476
I've never seen an ogre cry.
402
00:35:33.982 --> 00:35:35.691
I'm not crying.
403
00:35:35.859 --> 00:35:37.902
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
I cry all the time.
404
00:35:38.070 --> 00:35:40.988
Just thinking about my grandma,
or thinking about baby kittens,
405
00:35:41.156 --> 00:35:45.493
or my grandma kissing a baby kitten,
or a little baby grandma kitten.
406
00:35:46.828 --> 00:35:49.789
- That is so darn sad.
- I said, I'm not crying!
407
00:35:49.957 --> 00:35:51.832
Take it easy, I'm only trying to help.
408
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:53.834
It's none of my business
why you're upset.
409
00:35:54.836 --> 00:35:56.170
By the way, why are you upset?
410
00:35:56.338 --> 00:35:59.215
I was tricked into signing something
I shouldn't have.
411
00:35:59.383 --> 00:36:01.676
You signed up for one of them
time-shares, huh?
412
00:36:01.843 --> 00:36:04.512
No. I signed this.
413
00:36:05.180 --> 00:36:07.682
You should never sign a contract
with Rumpelstiltskin!
414
00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:09.183
Yeah, I got that.
415
00:36:09.351 --> 00:36:11.352
- His fine print is crafty.
- I know.
416
00:36:11.520 --> 00:36:13.854
- His exit clauses are sneaky.
- Yeah, I...
417
00:36:14.690 --> 00:36:17.149
- What did you say?
- I'm talking about the exit clause.
418
00:36:17.317 --> 00:36:18.484
Used to be, you had to guess his name,
419
00:36:18.652 --> 00:36:20.569
but now everybody knows
who Rumpelstiltskin is.
420
00:36:20.737 --> 00:36:22.363
Donkey, I've read the fine print.
421
00:36:22.531 --> 00:36:24.865
There's nothing
about an exit clause in here.
422
00:36:25.033 --> 00:36:26.951
Well, you didn't expect him
to make it easy for you.
423
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:29.370
Here, let me show you how it's done.
424
00:36:29.538 --> 00:36:31.038
I didn't spend all that time
around them witches
425
00:36:31.206 --> 00:36:32.873
without picking up a few tricks.
426
00:36:33.041 --> 00:36:35.251
Your tiny, little ogre brain
couldn't begin to comprehend
427
00:36:35.419 --> 00:36:37.712
the complexity
of my polygonic foldability skills.
428
00:36:37.879 --> 00:36:39.130
What are you doing?
429
00:36:39.298 --> 00:36:42.383
Hey, I can't get my origami on
unless you back off.
430
00:36:42.551 --> 00:36:45.845
Thank you. OK, here's what you
gotta do. You fold this piece here,
431
00:36:46.013 --> 00:36:48.389
make this letter match up here,
bring this corner here,
432
00:36:48.557 --> 00:36:52.727
and if you do it just right,
it will show you what to do. There!
433
00:36:52.894 --> 00:36:55.229
"Try Lou's Bliss. "
434
00:36:58.233 --> 00:36:59.275
Who's Lou?
435
00:36:59.443 --> 00:37:01.235
Give me that!
436
00:37:06.575 --> 00:37:08.617
"True Love's Kiss. "
437
00:37:10.912 --> 00:37:13.414
You have to take me to dinner first.
438
00:37:14.249 --> 00:37:17.418
"According to fairy tale law,
if not fully satisfied,
439
00:37:17.586 --> 00:37:21.088
true love's kiss will render
this contract null and void. "
440
00:37:21.256 --> 00:37:24.759
Donkey, you did it! Look at you!
441
00:37:24.926 --> 00:37:29.722
If Fiona and I share true love's kiss,
I will get my life back!
442
00:37:29.890 --> 00:37:32.808
OK! This isn't a petting zoo!
So where is this Fiona?
443
00:37:34.436 --> 00:37:35.895
Well, that's just it, you see.
444
00:37:36.563 --> 00:37:37.938
I don't know.
445
00:37:38.106 --> 00:37:40.274
You know, when I lose something,
I always try to retrace my steps.
446
00:37:40.442 --> 00:37:42.777
So... where did you leave her last?
447
00:37:43.445 --> 00:37:45.613
The last time I saw her,
448
00:37:45.781 --> 00:37:48.449
I told her I wished
I'd never rescued her.
449
00:37:50.452 --> 00:37:53.579
- Oh, no.
- Shrek?
450
00:37:53.747 --> 00:37:56.332
Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!
451
00:37:56.500 --> 00:37:58.626
What, are you crazy?
That's the Dragon's Keep!
452
00:37:58.794 --> 00:38:00.711
They keep dragons in there!
453
00:38:02.589 --> 00:38:04.006
OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead!
454
00:38:04.174 --> 00:38:07.093
I'm gonna just hang back here
and find us some breakfast!
455
00:38:17.896 --> 00:38:19.146
Fiona!
456
00:38:54.349 --> 00:38:56.016
Oh, no.
457
00:39:06.945 --> 00:39:09.238
If I didn't save Fiona...
458
00:39:12.200 --> 00:39:13.909
...then who did?
459
00:39:24.463 --> 00:39:29.258
This is the favour Fiona was
supposed to give me on the day we met.
460
00:39:30.886 --> 00:39:32.928
It's a symbol of our love.
461
00:39:33.763 --> 00:39:34.889
Now smell it!
462
00:39:35.056 --> 00:39:36.932
Hey, man, get that dirty
favour out of my face!
463
00:39:37.100 --> 00:39:40.644
Your nose is the only chance
I have of tracking down my wife,
464
00:39:40.812 --> 00:39:43.397
so stop complaining and start smelling.
465
00:39:43.565 --> 00:39:45.024
Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!
466
00:39:45.192 --> 00:39:46.901
Do I look like a bloodhound to you?
467
00:39:47.068 --> 00:39:49.487
In case you haven't noticed,
I'm a donkey, not a dog!
468
00:39:49.654 --> 00:39:52.406
If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog,
not Donkey!
469
00:39:52.574 --> 00:39:53.949
And another thing...
470
00:39:54.951 --> 00:39:56.410
Wait a minute.
471
00:39:57.078 --> 00:39:58.496
I think I got something.
472
00:39:59.122 --> 00:40:01.415
- Whatever it is, it's sweet.
- Fiona.
473
00:40:01.583 --> 00:40:03.209
Luscious and tasty.
474
00:40:03.376 --> 00:40:05.920
Hey! That's my wife
you're talking about.
475
00:40:07.506 --> 00:40:08.589
Donkey!
476
00:40:12.594 --> 00:40:14.678
Yeah! Waffles!
477
00:40:14.846 --> 00:40:17.806
And I thought the Waffle Fairy
was just a bedtime story.
478
00:40:18.350 --> 00:40:21.936
Sticky stacks of golden,
syrupy deliciousness!
479
00:40:22.103 --> 00:40:24.271
Donkey! Don't eat that!
480
00:40:24.439 --> 00:40:28.567
There's a stack of freshly made waffles
in the middle of the forest.
481
00:40:28.735 --> 00:40:30.611
Don't you find that
a wee bit suspicious?
482
00:40:31.363 --> 00:40:33.531
Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...?
483
00:40:33.698 --> 00:40:35.658
Bad Donkey! Mustn't.
484
00:40:35.825 --> 00:40:39.870
I said, don't! Don't!
No! Get away from it.
485
00:40:40.789 --> 00:40:41.830
You did.
486
00:40:48.964 --> 00:40:50.089
Look out!
487
00:40:53.218 --> 00:40:54.218
Donkey!
488
00:40:54.386 --> 00:40:56.804
- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.
489
00:40:58.974 --> 00:41:00.057
Donkey.
490
00:41:02.561 --> 00:41:04.144
Help! Help me!
491
00:41:04.312 --> 00:41:07.064
Help, Shrek! Help!
492
00:41:30.839 --> 00:41:32.047
Watch your head.
493
00:41:32.257 --> 00:41:33.591
Hey, it's a new guy!
494
00:41:33.758 --> 00:41:35.884
Look at him, all dressed up
in his Sunday vest.
495
00:41:36.052 --> 00:41:37.803
He's really tiny, isn't he?
496
00:41:37.971 --> 00:41:40.055
Yeah. Fate has delivered us
a comrade-in-arms
497
00:41:40.223 --> 00:41:41.849
and for that, we are thankful.
Suit him up!
498
00:41:42.017 --> 00:41:43.976
- Let's go, greenie.
- Now, wait a minute!
499
00:41:48.940 --> 00:41:50.774
- Hey!
- Here you go.
500
00:41:56.072 --> 00:41:58.866
- Welcome to the resistance.
- Resistance?
501
00:41:59.034 --> 00:42:02.620
We fight for freedom
and ogres everywhere!
502
00:42:12.088 --> 00:42:13.714
I didn't know we could do that.
503
00:42:13.882 --> 00:42:16.383
Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!
504
00:42:16.551 --> 00:42:21.013
- I'm poisonous! I'm all poi...
- I'll take him! This order's to go.
505
00:42:21.181 --> 00:42:23.599
Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet.
506
00:42:23.767 --> 00:42:25.934
Trust me, you don't want
to eat this one.
507
00:42:26.102 --> 00:42:28.145
I go down smooth,
but come out fighting!
508
00:42:28.313 --> 00:42:30.397
- Let go!
- Don't make Mama mad.
509
00:42:30.565 --> 00:42:31.649
Your dinner is my friend!
510
00:42:31.816 --> 00:42:33.942
- Come on, guys!
- I got to get the giblets out!
511
00:42:34.110 --> 00:42:36.111
- She's back.
- There she is.
512
00:42:53.963 --> 00:42:55.047
Fiona!
513
00:42:57.175 --> 00:42:59.259
I'm so happy I found you!
514
00:43:07.435 --> 00:43:08.811
Maybe you missed orientation,
515
00:43:08.978 --> 00:43:12.481
but for future reference,
personal space is very important to me.
516
00:43:13.775 --> 00:43:15.609
You don't know who I am, do you?
517
00:43:15.777 --> 00:43:17.277
No.
518
00:43:17.445 --> 00:43:19.446
Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away.
519
00:43:19.614 --> 00:43:21.782
Gather the others
and meet me in the war room.
520
00:43:21.950 --> 00:43:24.451
Gretched, make sure everyone
is prepared to move out tonight.
521
00:43:24.619 --> 00:43:26.578
- I need to talk to you.
- What is it?
522
00:43:26.746 --> 00:43:31.291
OK, I know you don't
remember me, but...
523
00:43:31.459 --> 00:43:33.544
...we're married. Hear me out.
524
00:43:33.712 --> 00:43:36.463
And at the birthday party
with some pigs and a puppet,
525
00:43:36.631 --> 00:43:38.048
the villagers wanted me
to sign their pitchforks,
526
00:43:38.216 --> 00:43:40.259
and this boy kept saying,
"Do the roar. "
527
00:43:40.427 --> 00:43:42.845
Then I punched the cakes that the
pigs ate and the next thing I knew,
528
00:43:43.012 --> 00:43:45.347
my donkey fell in your waffle hole.
529
00:43:47.892 --> 00:43:50.394
Right? Who's with me?
530
00:43:52.147 --> 00:43:54.773
I guess I must have kicked him
harder than I thought.
531
00:43:54.941 --> 00:43:57.151
Fiona, I need to...
532
00:43:58.653 --> 00:44:01.155
Witches! All right, everyone,
you know the drill!
533
00:44:01.322 --> 00:44:03.157
- Fiona!
- Witches! Oh, no!
534
00:44:03.324 --> 00:44:05.409
- Witches! Witches!
- Come on, now.
535
00:44:34.314 --> 00:44:37.107
Fiona, that's the third patrol today.
We can't hide forever.
536
00:44:37.275 --> 00:44:40.861
Trust me, Brogan.
After tonight, we won't have to.
537
00:44:42.447 --> 00:44:45.616
- That's your wife?
- That's my wife.
538
00:44:46.034 --> 00:44:49.077
Well, I see who wears the chain mail
in your family!
539
00:44:52.248 --> 00:44:57.252
Some people like to look
at the goblet as... as half empty.
540
00:44:57.420 --> 00:45:01.423
Me, I like to look at it as half full.
541
00:45:02.258 --> 00:45:05.385
We've gone from the bottom
to the top, ladies.
542
00:45:05.553 --> 00:45:08.680
But we're not just an empire.
543
00:45:09.224 --> 00:45:10.474
We're a family.
544
00:45:11.476 --> 00:45:15.229
Everyone has got their cupcake?
Cupcake, cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba?
545
00:45:15.396 --> 00:45:16.396
Good.
546
00:45:16.564 --> 00:45:19.775
Yeah, you know, we have
put away a lot of ogres.
547
00:45:19.943 --> 00:45:24.112
And so one got away.
Who cares? It's not a big deal.
548
00:45:24.614 --> 00:45:26.698
It doesn't matter to me.
549
00:45:26.866 --> 00:45:29.618
It's not like it's the end of the world.
550
00:45:30.787 --> 00:45:33.705
Except... funny thing.
551
00:45:33.873 --> 00:45:37.376
Now that I think about it,
the ogre who got away is Shrek!
552
00:45:37.544 --> 00:45:40.379
And if he shares a kiss
with Fiona by sunrise,
553
00:45:40.547 --> 00:45:43.715
it is the end of the world! Our world!
554
00:45:43.883 --> 00:45:45.759
My empire!
555
00:45:49.305 --> 00:45:51.765
But, as I was saying,
556
00:45:51.933 --> 00:45:55.978
I like to look at the goblet
as half full.
557
00:45:57.438 --> 00:45:59.439
Yelling makes me so parched.
558
00:45:59.607 --> 00:46:03.443
Would anyone care for some water?
Wet your whistle?
559
00:46:03.611 --> 00:46:06.488
A clear, crisp, delicious glass...
560
00:46:06.656 --> 00:46:09.825
...of agua purificada?
561
00:46:09.993 --> 00:46:12.327
Anybody's thirsty?
Nobody's thirsty? No?
562
00:46:13.329 --> 00:46:15.330
Well, then does anyone care to tell me
563
00:46:15.498 --> 00:46:18.125
what it's going to take
to get this ogre? You.
564
00:46:18.293 --> 00:46:19.418
Faster brooms?
565
00:46:19.586 --> 00:46:21.169
- No!
- Pointier hats?
566
00:46:21.337 --> 00:46:22.963
- No! You!
- Maybe we could hire
567
00:46:23.131 --> 00:46:24.840
a professional bounty hunter?
568
00:46:25.884 --> 00:46:28.844
What a world! What a world!
569
00:46:30.471 --> 00:46:33.390
You know, actually
not a bad idea. Baba!
570
00:46:34.017 --> 00:46:35.642
I need a bounty hunter.
571
00:46:35.810 --> 00:46:38.979
And if music doth
soothe the savage beast...
572
00:46:39.147 --> 00:46:42.357
...then I think I might know
just the person!
573
00:46:44.694 --> 00:46:48.947
Listen up, everyone.
Word has come from Far Far Away.
574
00:46:49.115 --> 00:46:52.284
Stiltskin is leading
tonight's ogre hunt himself.
575
00:46:52.452 --> 00:46:54.161
- He's never done that before.
- What? Why?
576
00:46:54.329 --> 00:46:56.163
I bet that's because of us.
577
00:46:56.331 --> 00:46:58.081
If that cupcake-eating clown
578
00:46:58.249 --> 00:47:01.376
finally leaves the safety
of his filthy witch nest...
579
00:47:02.045 --> 00:47:03.337
...he'll be vulnerable.
580
00:47:03.504 --> 00:47:06.673
The plan's simple.
If they follow the usual patrol route,
581
00:47:06.841 --> 00:47:08.967
they'll reach the river by midnight.
582
00:47:09.135 --> 00:47:12.638
We'll be concealed along this road,
waiting for his caravan.
583
00:47:12.805 --> 00:47:16.141
Once they reach the clearing,
I'll give the signal.
584
00:47:16.309 --> 00:47:18.185
And then we attack!
585
00:47:23.942 --> 00:47:27.194
And when the smoke clears...
Wait, what's this?
586
00:47:27.362 --> 00:47:28.654
That's my chimichanga stand.
587
00:47:29.739 --> 00:47:31.907
No, Cookie. We won't be needing that.
588
00:47:32.075 --> 00:47:35.786
Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be
really hungry after this ambush, OK?
589
00:47:36.704 --> 00:47:38.497
Go and finish your little speech.
590
00:47:39.248 --> 00:47:42.709
All right, as I was saying,
when the smoke clears,
591
00:47:42.877 --> 00:47:46.588
Rumpelstiltskin is gone
and the chimichangas have been eaten.
592
00:47:46.756 --> 00:47:49.383
Far Far Away will finally be free.
593
00:47:49.550 --> 00:47:51.301
- And so will we.
- Spread the word.
594
00:47:51.469 --> 00:47:54.721
We move out as soon as
Rumpel leaves the palace.
595
00:47:57.058 --> 00:47:59.267
- Man, this is serious!
- Tell me about it.
596
00:47:59.435 --> 00:48:02.020
How am I ever gonna
get her to kiss me before sunrise?
597
00:48:02.188 --> 00:48:03.730
Actually, I was talking
about the revolution.
598
00:48:03.898 --> 00:48:05.399
Revolution?
599
00:48:05.566 --> 00:48:07.484
Why don't you just
tell her what you told me?
600
00:48:07.652 --> 00:48:10.278
About how you're her true love and
you came from an alternate universe.
601
00:48:10.446 --> 00:48:12.239
Well, while I'm at it,
why don't I tell her
602
00:48:12.407 --> 00:48:14.408
that you're married
to a fire-breathing dragon
603
00:48:14.575 --> 00:48:17.619
and you have little, mutant
donkey-dragon babies.
604
00:48:18.121 --> 00:48:19.287
I do?!
605
00:48:19.455 --> 00:48:22.374
You saw what happened.
She's gonna think I'm crazy.
606
00:48:22.542 --> 00:48:23.750
I'm a daddy?
607
00:48:23.918 --> 00:48:27.295
You know what?
If I got Fiona to kiss me once...
608
00:48:29.298 --> 00:48:31.091
...then I can do it again.
609
00:48:31.968 --> 00:48:34.177
Shrek, do my babies
have hooves or talons?
610
00:48:34.345 --> 00:48:35.929
Donkey...!
611
00:48:36.097 --> 00:48:37.514
Hello?
612
00:48:38.975 --> 00:48:40.142
Fiona?
613
00:48:46.149 --> 00:48:49.234
You should not be here, senor.
614
00:48:49.402 --> 00:48:50.777
Puss?
615
00:48:56.284 --> 00:48:57.993
You've gotta be kidding me.
616
00:49:11.841 --> 00:49:14.301
Feed me, if you dare.
617
00:49:14.469 --> 00:49:17.804
Puss, what happened to you?
You got so fa...
618
00:49:19.182 --> 00:49:22.184
- ... fancy.
- Do I know you?
619
00:49:22.351 --> 00:49:24.936
Well, where's your hat?
Where's your belt?
620
00:49:25.104 --> 00:49:26.855
Your wee little boots?
621
00:49:27.023 --> 00:49:29.483
Boots? For a cat? Ha!
622
00:49:29.650 --> 00:49:32.736
But you're Puss in Boots.
623
00:49:33.362 --> 00:49:34.946
Maybe once.
624
00:49:35.114 --> 00:49:36.656
But that is a name I have outgrown.
625
00:49:36.824 --> 00:49:38.492
That's not the only thing
you've outgrown.
626
00:49:38.659 --> 00:49:42.746
Hey! I may have let myself go
a little since retirement,
627
00:49:42.914 --> 00:49:45.499
but hanging up my sword
was the best decision of my life.
628
00:49:45.666 --> 00:49:48.710
I have all the cream I can drink
and all the mice I can chase.
629
00:49:50.338 --> 00:49:51.713
I'll get him later.
630
00:49:51.881 --> 00:49:54.299
Puss, what have I done to you?
631
00:49:54.467 --> 00:49:55.926
You've gone soft.
632
00:49:56.719 --> 00:50:00.889
Well, I do get brushed twice a day.
633
00:50:02.058 --> 00:50:03.683
Look, it's not too late to fix it.
634
00:50:03.851 --> 00:50:06.103
All you have to do is help me
get a kiss from Fiona.
635
00:50:06.270 --> 00:50:09.397
What are you doing?
Can I help you with something?
636
00:50:09.565 --> 00:50:12.526
Well, I know how stressful
mounting a rebellion can be...
637
00:50:12.693 --> 00:50:14.694
...rallying the troops,
planning attacks,
638
00:50:14.862 --> 00:50:18.657
so I brought you a little something
to ease the tension.
639
00:50:19.200 --> 00:50:20.283
A gift basket?
640
00:50:20.451 --> 00:50:23.078
You're welcome.
So let's see what you got.
641
00:50:23.246 --> 00:50:25.622
Heart-shaped box of slugs.
642
00:50:26.249 --> 00:50:28.708
Skunk-scented candle.
643
00:50:28.876 --> 00:50:33.255
- Look, this really isn't the...
- What's this? Coupons!
644
00:50:33.422 --> 00:50:35.465
Let's see,
"Good for one free foot massage. "
645
00:50:35.633 --> 00:50:37.968
"A mud facial!"
Oh, and here's one...
646
00:50:38.136 --> 00:50:41.680
"Good for one free kiss. "
Let's cash it now.
647
00:50:41.848 --> 00:50:43.849
Look, I don't know
what this is all about,
648
00:50:44.016 --> 00:50:45.559
but I'm trying to run a revolution.
649
00:50:45.726 --> 00:50:47.936
So unless you have
Rumpelstiltskin's head in there,
650
00:50:48.104 --> 00:50:50.230
I suggest you take your gift basket,
651
00:50:50.398 --> 00:50:54.109
get out of my tent
and go make yourself useful!
652
00:50:54.777 --> 00:50:59.072
Wow. You're right. I am sorry.
653
00:50:59.240 --> 00:51:02.284
I was just trying to be friendly.
No hard feelings?
654
00:51:03.911 --> 00:51:04.953
An apologetic hug?
655
00:51:06.164 --> 00:51:07.455
And a quick kiss goodbye.
656
00:51:08.958 --> 00:51:09.958
Hey!
657
00:51:10.585 --> 00:51:12.752
Wait! Is that mistletoe I see?
658
00:51:14.463 --> 00:51:17.841
Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do
they make people feel uncomfortable?
659
00:51:18.009 --> 00:51:21.136
- Where'd we find that guy?
- Could it be true?
660
00:51:21.304 --> 00:51:25.515
Have the years of prim
and pampery made me soft?
661
00:51:25.683 --> 00:51:28.602
Don't be silly.
Now who's a pretty kitty?
662
00:51:28.769 --> 00:51:30.353
I am.
663
00:51:38.154 --> 00:51:40.697
Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi.
664
00:51:41.991 --> 00:51:43.033
Honk.
665
00:51:43.201 --> 00:51:44.784
All right, Piggies, be gone!
666
00:51:44.952 --> 00:51:47.162
Don't forget to take
her little potty box with you.
667
00:51:48.122 --> 00:51:50.081
This little piggy wants to go home!
668
00:51:50.249 --> 00:51:53.543
- Mr Stiltskin! He's here.
- Nice.
669
00:52:07.308 --> 00:52:10.477
Pied Piper. How was your commute?
670
00:52:12.563 --> 00:52:13.647
Good.
671
00:52:13.814 --> 00:52:15.565
You call this guy a bounty hunter?
672
00:52:15.733 --> 00:52:18.610
What's he gonna do,
flute those ogres a lullaby?
673
00:52:30.581 --> 00:52:32.207
OK, got it!
674
00:52:33.417 --> 00:52:35.543
Make it stop!
675
00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:41.216
All right, that's enough.
676
00:52:44.553 --> 00:52:48.223
Looks like it's time to pay the piper.
677
00:52:50.393 --> 00:52:53.144
Griselda, seriously,
it's time to pay the piper.
678
00:52:53.312 --> 00:52:56.356
Now go get my chequebook!
Go! Move! Get out!
679
00:52:56.524 --> 00:52:58.525
Things are getting
real sloppy around here!
680
00:53:01.779 --> 00:53:03.680
Here, now make sure they eat up!
681
00:53:03.848 --> 00:53:07.242
You can't end tyranny on
an empty stomach! Go on! Go!
682
00:53:07.410 --> 00:53:08.910
Din-din!
683
00:53:16.669 --> 00:53:19.546
- Come on, Donkey.
- One more time, please?
684
00:53:19.714 --> 00:53:22.007
All right, but this is the last time.
685
00:53:23.592 --> 00:53:24.592
Here it comes. Look at him.
686
00:53:29.932 --> 00:53:31.766
I see you!
687
00:53:38.691 --> 00:53:40.567
That's quite a friend you've got there.
688
00:53:40.735 --> 00:53:42.861
I can see why you haven't eaten him.
689
00:53:43.029 --> 00:53:45.655
Donkey! I hate to pull you away
from your adoring public,
690
00:53:45.823 --> 00:53:48.116
but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona.
691
00:53:48.284 --> 00:53:51.369
- I need your help!
- Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert?
692
00:53:54.165 --> 00:53:56.207
- Where'd you get these?
- Fiona's garbage.
693
00:53:56.375 --> 00:53:59.294
Just another gift from some
clueless lover boy.
694
00:54:01.088 --> 00:54:02.756
That's a good one, Cookie!
695
00:54:03.758 --> 00:54:06.760
Anyone who knows Fiona knows
this stuff ain't gonna work on her.
696
00:54:06.927 --> 00:54:08.428
Works on me.
697
00:54:08.596 --> 00:54:11.473
Donkey, what am I gonna do?
It's like I don't even know her.
698
00:54:11.640 --> 00:54:15.018
You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing
Fiona cares about is her cause.
699
00:54:15.186 --> 00:54:18.188
- To the cause!
- To the cause!
700
00:54:20.358 --> 00:54:21.524
All right!
701
00:54:44.006 --> 00:54:45.006
Hello!
702
00:54:49.011 --> 00:54:51.096
- Nice moves.
- What are you doing?
703
00:54:51.263 --> 00:54:53.973
What does it look like?
I'm getting ready for ambush action.
704
00:54:54.141 --> 00:54:56.810
Oh, yeah.
I always like to quad my lutes
705
00:54:56.977 --> 00:55:01.147
and do some scrunches
before an operational... op.
706
00:55:01.315 --> 00:55:02.357
This one taken?
707
00:55:02.525 --> 00:55:04.359
We use that to clean the toilets.
708
00:55:06.278 --> 00:55:09.406
And we use that one to clean
the thing we clean the toilets with.
709
00:55:09.573 --> 00:55:10.865
I knew that.
710
00:55:11.951 --> 00:55:13.076
There you go, chief.
711
00:55:30.219 --> 00:55:32.387
Hey... Scott?
712
00:55:32.888 --> 00:55:34.722
My name is Shrek, actually.
713
00:55:34.890 --> 00:55:37.725
You're going to get yourself killed
at the ambush tonight.
714
00:55:37.893 --> 00:55:41.521
I'll be fine.
I think I can take care of myself...
715
00:55:42.022 --> 00:55:43.273
Well, let's see about that.
716
00:55:43.691 --> 00:55:46.151
Hey! Hey... Hey!
717
00:55:46.318 --> 00:55:47.360
What the...?
718
00:55:52.074 --> 00:55:53.408
Fiona?
719
00:56:25.983 --> 00:56:27.275
I got it.
720
00:56:27.610 --> 00:56:28.943
Give me your hand.
721
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:32.989
The dragon goes under the bridge,
722
00:56:33.157 --> 00:56:35.408
through the loop and finally...
723
00:56:35.576 --> 00:56:37.160
Into the castle.
724
00:56:45.794 --> 00:56:47.128
Wow.
725
00:56:48.839 --> 00:56:50.965
OK. Good.
726
00:56:51.592 --> 00:56:53.301
It seems like you can handle yourself.
727
00:56:53.469 --> 00:56:55.428
- But, Fiona...
- Go get ready for the mission!
728
00:56:55.596 --> 00:56:58.598
- I will, but Fiona...
- That's an order!
729
00:57:09.693 --> 00:57:13.112
All right, let's get those axes
sharpened and weapons packed!
730
00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:14.864
Preparation is half the battle!
731
00:57:16.033 --> 00:57:20.495
Ogre! Un momento! Un momento!
732
00:57:20.996 --> 00:57:23.540
Ogre, ogre, un momento!
733
00:57:25.167 --> 00:57:26.459
Just give me a minute.
734
00:57:26.627 --> 00:57:29.462
Look, Puss, I'm a little
pressed for time.
735
00:57:29.630 --> 00:57:32.799
I am not believing
what I have just witnessed.
736
00:57:32.967 --> 00:57:34.634
Back there, you and Fiona.
737
00:57:34.802 --> 00:57:37.470
There was a spark...
a spark inside her heart
738
00:57:37.638 --> 00:57:39.347
I thought was long extinguished.
739
00:57:39.515 --> 00:57:43.935
It was as if, for one moment,
Fiona had actually found her true love!
740
00:57:44.103 --> 00:57:47.438
I am her true love. I ended her curse.
741
00:57:48.023 --> 00:57:49.857
You know of her curse?
742
00:57:50.025 --> 00:57:53.319
By day, one way, by night another.
743
00:57:53.487 --> 00:57:56.239
This shall be the norm.
744
00:57:56.407 --> 00:57:59.909
Until you find true love's first kiss...
745
00:58:01.203 --> 00:58:05.081
...and then take love's true form.
746
00:58:05.958 --> 00:58:07.834
You even know the little rhyme!
747
00:58:08.002 --> 00:58:10.503
It is true! You are the one!
You must prove it to her!
748
00:58:10.671 --> 00:58:12.839
- How?
- Convince her!
749
00:58:13.007 --> 00:58:14.340
Go to her when she is alone
750
00:58:14.508 --> 00:58:18.177
and tell her something
that only her true love would know.
751
00:58:18.345 --> 00:58:19.887
Know about what?!
752
00:58:21.890 --> 00:58:25.018
Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty!
Shrek, can we keep him?
753
00:58:41.744 --> 00:58:43.578
Excuse me. Coming through!
754
00:58:43.746 --> 00:58:46.456
Pardon me, guys! Watch your back.
755
00:58:46.624 --> 00:58:49.500
Look, Donkey,
the chimichanga cart! Quick!
756
00:58:49.668 --> 00:58:52.545
Ándale! After him, burro!
Donkey, vámonos!
757
00:58:52.713 --> 00:58:54.839
Man, you are a cat-astrophe!
758
00:58:55.007 --> 00:58:57.383
And you are ri-donkey-lous!
759
00:59:03.265 --> 00:59:06.059
I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal.
760
00:59:11.106 --> 00:59:12.982
Secure your positions!
761
00:59:29.333 --> 00:59:31.876
- It's quite a view from up here.
- What are you doing?!
762
00:59:32.044 --> 00:59:33.086
Get back in position!
763
00:59:33.253 --> 00:59:36.339
You need to know,
once and for all, who I really am.
764
00:59:36.507 --> 00:59:37.965
You are going to ruin everything!
765
00:59:38.133 --> 00:59:40.385
Ruin everything?
Actually, I'm gonna fix everything...
766
00:59:40.552 --> 00:59:43.262
The ogres, Rumpel, your curse.
767
00:59:44.848 --> 00:59:46.516
How do you know about my curse?!
768
00:59:46.684 --> 00:59:51.104
OK, OK, please, Fiona...
Just hear me out.
769
00:59:51.271 --> 00:59:53.815
I can explain everything.
770
00:59:57.319 --> 01:00:00.113
- Where's Fiona's signal?
- What's she waiting for?
771
01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:03.116
- He's going to get away!
- No, he's not.
772
01:00:28.684 --> 01:00:32.478
Listen, I don't know who you are
or how you know about my curse,
773
01:00:32.646 --> 01:00:34.522
but if any of these ogres
find out I'm...
774
01:00:34.690 --> 01:00:37.942
- A beautiful princess?
- That is not who I am! Not anymore.
775
01:00:38.110 --> 01:00:41.154
- Look, I know you're upset.
- You don't know anything about me.
776
01:00:41.321 --> 01:00:42.989
I know everything about you.
777
01:00:43.157 --> 01:00:46.159
I know you sing so beautifully
that birds explode.
778
01:00:46.326 --> 01:00:48.494
- Big deal.
- I know that when you sign your name,
779
01:00:48.662 --> 01:00:51.330
- you put a heart over the "I".
- So what?
780
01:00:51.498 --> 01:00:53.499
I know that when
you see a shooting star,
781
01:00:53.667 --> 01:00:55.668
you cross your fingers on both hands,
782
01:00:55.836 --> 01:00:59.630
squinch up your nose
and you make a wish.
783
01:00:59.798 --> 01:01:02.675
I know that you don't like the covers
wrapped around your feet,
784
01:01:02.843 --> 01:01:04.510
and I know that you sleep by candlelight
785
01:01:04.678 --> 01:01:06.679
because every time
you close your eyes...
786
01:01:07.723 --> 01:01:10.725
...you're afraid you're gonna
wake up back in that tower.
787
01:01:12.436 --> 01:01:14.562
But, most importantly, Fiona...
788
01:01:15.564 --> 01:01:19.150
...I know that the reason
you turn human every day...
789
01:01:21.445 --> 01:01:23.529
...is because you've
never been kissed...
790
01:01:24.948 --> 01:01:26.073
...well...
791
01:01:28.577 --> 01:01:29.744
...by me.
792
01:01:39.296 --> 01:01:43.216
- You move fast.
- It's not me doing the moving.
793
01:01:45.219 --> 01:01:47.386
- Why is this happening?!
- Love?
794
01:01:47.554 --> 01:01:50.681
- No, I'm being forced to dance!
- By love!
795
01:01:50.849 --> 01:01:53.601
No, I can't stop myself!
796
01:01:53.769 --> 01:01:56.604
Please! Make it stop!
797
01:01:56.772 --> 01:01:58.940
I can't control myself!
798
01:02:02.778 --> 01:02:05.905
Yeah! Cookie's bringing
the heat out of the kitchen!
799
01:02:08.158 --> 01:02:10.618
Oh, no! It's the Piper!
800
01:02:12.788 --> 01:02:16.415
I can't believe I let this happen,
and it's all because of you!
801
01:02:16.583 --> 01:02:21.003
- If you'd just let me kiss you!
- What? You're insane!
802
01:02:35.936 --> 01:02:40.022
We must do something before
they fandango themselves into oblivion!
803
01:02:40.190 --> 01:02:43.609
- What can we do?
- First, you must stop dancing!
804
01:02:43.777 --> 01:02:46.487
When somebody tooties that flutey,
I got to shake my booty!
805
01:02:46.655 --> 01:02:48.281
Then it's up to me!
806
01:02:56.832 --> 01:03:00.668
Hurry! We must get them
away from the music!
807
01:03:03.005 --> 01:03:06.090
Puss and Donkey to the rescue!
We saved the day!
808
01:03:31.783 --> 01:03:34.285
Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue?
809
01:03:34.453 --> 01:03:35.536
Say what?!
810
01:03:36.496 --> 01:03:37.830
No. Hell...
811
01:03:40.292 --> 01:03:43.336
I don't care how big your eyes get,
player, it's not going down.
812
01:03:49.092 --> 01:03:50.176
All right!
813
01:03:50.677 --> 01:03:51.677
Stop!
814
01:03:51.845 --> 01:03:54.347
- Where are you going?
- To save my friends.
815
01:03:54.514 --> 01:03:57.350
- How, by getting yourself killed?
- If that's what it takes.
816
01:03:57.517 --> 01:03:58.809
Puss, say something.
817
01:03:58.977 --> 01:04:00.853
- Puss?
- Let me explain.
818
01:04:01.021 --> 01:04:03.147
That's how you knew so much about me.
819
01:04:03.315 --> 01:04:06.400
- Fiona, wait! Kiss me.
- What?
820
01:04:06.568 --> 01:04:08.194
It's the only way to save your friends.
821
01:04:08.362 --> 01:04:09.320
Get out of my way.
822
01:04:09.488 --> 01:04:12.698
You used to believe that a single kiss
could solve everything!
823
01:04:39.309 --> 01:04:43.521
I don't understand.
This doesn't make any sense.
824
01:04:43.689 --> 01:04:46.315
True love's kiss
was supposed to fix everything!
825
01:04:46.483 --> 01:04:48.567
Yeah, you know,
that's what they told me, too.
826
01:04:48.735 --> 01:04:51.070
True love didn't get me
out of that tower.
827
01:04:51.238 --> 01:04:53.948
I did. I saved myself.
828
01:04:55.117 --> 01:04:58.577
Don't you get it?
It's all just a big fairy tale.
829
01:04:58.745 --> 01:05:01.163
Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!
830
01:05:01.331 --> 01:05:02.707
How would you know?
831
01:05:02.874 --> 01:05:05.584
Did you grow up locked away
in a dragon's keep?
832
01:05:05.752 --> 01:05:08.587
Did you live all alone
in a miserable tower?
833
01:05:08.755 --> 01:05:11.090
Did you cry yourself
to sleep every night,
834
01:05:11.258 --> 01:05:13.843
waiting for a true love
that never came?!
835
01:05:15.137 --> 01:05:18.723
But... But I'm your true love.
836
01:05:18.890 --> 01:05:22.309
Then where were you
when I needed you?
837
01:05:34.156 --> 01:05:36.657
Maybe you kissed her wrong?
838
01:05:37.284 --> 01:05:38.325
No.
839
01:05:38.869 --> 01:05:40.661
The kiss didn't work...
840
01:05:41.621 --> 01:05:43.956
...because Fiona doesn't love me.
841
01:05:50.505 --> 01:05:52.214
Don't despair, fellow ogres!
842
01:05:52.382 --> 01:05:56.635
They can put us in cages,
but they can't cage our honour!
843
01:05:58.013 --> 01:06:00.931
Shrek and Fiona are together?!
844
01:06:03.018 --> 01:06:06.270
Yeah, I've heard enough of
your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it!
845
01:06:06.438 --> 01:06:08.105
Wolfie! My speech wig.
846
01:06:08.273 --> 01:06:12.526
Baba! Ready my makeup.
And Piper, pull my socks up.
847
01:06:14.988 --> 01:06:15.946
Tight.
848
01:06:16.114 --> 01:06:17.615
Attention, citizens.
849
01:06:18.408 --> 01:06:22.703
Please stay tuned for a message
from our tyrannical dictator!
850
01:06:24.081 --> 01:06:27.500
Hello, people.
It is I, Rumpelstiltskin...
851
01:06:27.667 --> 01:06:29.752
...shepherd of your dreams.
852
01:06:31.588 --> 01:06:34.548
Recently, a certain somebody
853
01:06:34.716 --> 01:06:38.052
has jeopardized our joyous lives.
854
01:06:39.012 --> 01:06:43.974
And that somebody
is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek!
855
01:06:44.142 --> 01:06:46.435
That is why I come to you,
dear citizens.
856
01:06:46.603 --> 01:06:49.105
For whomever brings me this ogre,
857
01:06:49.272 --> 01:06:53.567
shall receive the deal of a lifetime.
858
01:06:53.944 --> 01:06:55.361
Just think of it! Total and
859
01:06:55.529 --> 01:06:57.238
- complete happiness.
- Ya!
860
01:06:57.405 --> 01:07:00.866
Dazzling, radiant fulfilment!
All your greatest wishes.
861
01:07:01.034 --> 01:07:03.035
- Yeah!
- Your wildest dreams.
862
01:07:03.203 --> 01:07:07.832
Anything you could ever want!
No strings attached!
863
01:07:08.125 --> 01:07:11.210
But hurry, this is a limited time offer.
864
01:07:11.378 --> 01:07:17.216
So light your torches, sharpen
your pitchforks and get your mob on!
865
01:07:17.717 --> 01:07:20.761
Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
866
01:07:25.016 --> 01:07:27.059
Go back where you came from!
867
01:07:30.230 --> 01:07:31.856
It seems that we are safe.
868
01:07:32.023 --> 01:07:34.817
Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky
and torchy out there. Let's go.
869
01:07:34.985 --> 01:07:39.071
What's the point?
The kiss didn't work. It's over.
870
01:07:39.239 --> 01:07:42.241
Look, Shrek, I know things
might seem a little bleak right now,
871
01:07:42.409 --> 01:07:44.869
but things always work themselves
out in the end, you'll see.
872
01:07:45.036 --> 01:07:47.413
- I bet by this time tomorrow...
- Don't you understand?
873
01:07:47.581 --> 01:07:49.248
There is no tomorrow.
874
01:07:49.416 --> 01:07:53.377
There's no day after that, and there's
no day after that day after that!
875
01:07:53.545 --> 01:07:57.047
My life was perfect
and I'm never going to get it back!
876
01:07:57.215 --> 01:08:00.801
If your life was so perfect, why'd you
sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin?
877
01:08:00.969 --> 01:08:04.346
Because I didn't know
what I had until it was gone! All right?
878
01:08:09.144 --> 01:08:10.978
I didn't know what I had.
879
01:08:13.565 --> 01:08:17.067
Surrender now! I'm taking you in!
880
01:08:17.652 --> 01:08:21.238
Don't try to fight it, ogre!
The reward is mine!
881
01:08:21.406 --> 01:08:22.406
Gingy?
882
01:08:23.200 --> 01:08:25.618
- You unhand me, green devil!
- What are you doing?
883
01:08:25.785 --> 01:08:27.077
Collecting my bounty!
884
01:08:27.245 --> 01:08:29.246
- Bounty?
- What are you talking about, cracker?
885
01:08:29.998 --> 01:08:32.458
Rumpelstiltskin promised
the deal of a lifetime
886
01:08:32.626 --> 01:08:35.628
- for whoever could bring you in.
- Deal of a lifetime?
887
01:08:35.795 --> 01:08:38.839
Where all your wishes come true.
888
01:08:40.508 --> 01:08:41.842
Wait a minute.
889
01:08:42.636 --> 01:08:45.346
- I can still fix this.
- How you gonna do that?
890
01:08:45.513 --> 01:08:49.808
You know what? I'm gonna give
Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants.
891
01:08:49.976 --> 01:08:52.311
OK, Gingy, tell me about this...
892
01:08:56.691 --> 01:08:58.692
Were you going to eat that?
893
01:09:00.695 --> 01:09:03.781
Not Shrek. That is not Shrek.
Also not Shrek.
894
01:09:03.949 --> 01:09:07.284
That's not even an ogre,
it is a troll! Nice try.
895
01:09:07.452 --> 01:09:08.452
- And that...
- Roar.
896
01:09:08.620 --> 01:09:09.620
...is just sad.
897
01:09:10.497 --> 01:09:12.373
And what is that supposed to be?
898
01:09:12.540 --> 01:09:14.124
I'm just a frightened old man.
899
01:09:14.292 --> 01:09:17.211
Don't listen to him!
These ogres are crafty!
900
01:09:17.379 --> 01:09:19.004
That is your father painted green.
901
01:09:19.172 --> 01:09:21.215
No, it's Shrek! Honest!
902
01:09:22.759 --> 01:09:23.801
Take them away!
903
01:09:23.969 --> 01:09:26.845
Can no one bring me Shrek?!
Where is he?
904
01:09:27.013 --> 01:09:29.723
How hard can it be?!
I want him! I want him! I want him!
905
01:09:30.225 --> 01:09:31.558
Stiltskin!
906
01:09:33.144 --> 01:09:34.853
I hear you're looking for me.
907
01:09:35.689 --> 01:09:37.648
All right! Finally!
908
01:09:37.816 --> 01:09:41.277
Who turned him in?
Who gets the deal of a lifetime?
909
01:09:41.444 --> 01:09:43.279
- I do.
- What? But...
910
01:09:43.446 --> 01:09:47.366
If I'm turning myself in,
I get the deal of a lifetime.
911
01:09:50.370 --> 01:09:54.123
That means you have
to give me anything I want.
912
01:09:54.291 --> 01:09:56.875
No! Only true love's kiss
can break your contract!
913
01:09:57.043 --> 01:09:58.919
So if you thought you were just gonna...
914
01:09:59.963 --> 01:10:04.216
- ... in here and get your life back...
- I'm not here to get my life back.
915
01:10:04.759 --> 01:10:07.177
Then what do you want?
916
01:10:17.939 --> 01:10:20.441
The ogres. They are all free.
917
01:10:20.608 --> 01:10:22.109
But where is Shrek?
918
01:10:27.282 --> 01:10:29.616
This is not good.
919
01:10:30.744 --> 01:10:34.246
I don't know.
Not much of a storybook ending.
920
01:10:34.414 --> 01:10:40.252
The noble Shrek turns himself in
to save a bunch of filthy ogres.
921
01:10:40.795 --> 01:10:43.464
All that matters is that they're free...
922
01:10:43.965 --> 01:10:45.966
...and Fiona is safe.
923
01:10:47.469 --> 01:10:50.429
I bet Fiona would be
really touched to hear that.
924
01:10:51.097 --> 01:10:52.389
But, hey...
925
01:10:52.557 --> 01:10:55.476
...I guess you can tell her yourself.
926
01:10:56.311 --> 01:10:57.770
Fiona!
927
01:11:06.154 --> 01:11:10.449
Stiltskin, we had a deal!
You agreed to free all ogres!
928
01:11:10.617 --> 01:11:11.867
Oh, yeah.
929
01:11:12.035 --> 01:11:16.663
But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she?
930
01:11:19.667 --> 01:11:25.464
By day, one way, by night, another.
Blardy, blardy, blar.
931
01:11:27.342 --> 01:11:29.551
Nobody's smart but me!
932
01:11:37.685 --> 01:11:40.187
That was a really brave thing
you did, Shrek.
933
01:11:40.980 --> 01:11:41.980
Thank you.
934
01:11:42.690 --> 01:11:45.025
No, you were right.
935
01:11:45.860 --> 01:11:47.986
I wasn't there for you.
936
01:11:48.154 --> 01:11:50.489
And not just at
the Dragon's Keep, but...
937
01:11:51.825 --> 01:11:53.575
...every day since.
938
01:11:54.536 --> 01:11:55.702
Well...
939
01:11:56.704 --> 01:11:58.330
...you're here now.
940
01:12:01.042 --> 01:12:02.835
Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek!
941
01:12:03.002 --> 01:12:04.378
Don't be a fool, mule!
942
01:12:04.546 --> 01:12:07.047
She's right. Rumpel's palace
is locked up tighter
943
01:12:07.215 --> 01:12:10.509
- than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard.
- And that cupboard wasn't guarded
944
01:12:10.677 --> 01:12:13.679
by a whole bunch of
mean, ugly, nasty witches.
945
01:12:13.847 --> 01:12:16.723
Hey! We can hear you!
946
01:12:17.559 --> 01:12:19.059
Sorry!
947
01:12:20.520 --> 01:12:22.354
We must get into the palace.
948
01:12:22.522 --> 01:12:24.648
Man, Shrek and me
just busted out of that place!
949
01:12:24.816 --> 01:12:26.358
But how?
950
01:12:27.569 --> 01:12:30.529
The same way we're gonna bust in.
951
01:12:34.993 --> 01:12:39.121
Yay! My new pretty ball!
Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue?
952
01:12:39.289 --> 01:12:40.873
I guess it'll have to do.
953
01:12:46.337 --> 01:12:51.049
Witches, finally, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
954
01:12:51.217 --> 01:12:54.011
The main event of the evening!
955
01:12:54.179 --> 01:12:57.347
I present Shrek and Fiona!
956
01:13:02.437 --> 01:13:06.482
And now, to put the past
behind us once and for all,
957
01:13:06.649 --> 01:13:10.402
I give you a princess's worst nightmare!
958
01:13:10.570 --> 01:13:14.156
Fiona's old flame,
the keeper of the keep...
959
01:13:14.324 --> 01:13:15.908
...Dragon!
960
01:13:38.890 --> 01:13:41.183
- Donkey?
- And Puss!
961
01:13:44.979 --> 01:13:46.104
In Boots!
962
01:14:16.219 --> 01:14:18.262
Get them, get them, witches!
963
01:14:20.098 --> 01:14:21.640
Incoming!
964
01:14:25.853 --> 01:14:28.230
- Donkey, woo her!
- Woo who?
965
01:14:28.398 --> 01:14:29.773
Your wife!
966
01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:54.965
Uh-oh.
967
01:15:00.471 --> 01:15:03.765
I'll call you! We're in love!
968
01:15:15.528 --> 01:15:16.987
Fiona, hold on!
969
01:15:18.698 --> 01:15:20.324
Hey, you!
970
01:15:49.854 --> 01:15:52.939
- Chimichangas?!
- Get 'em while they're hot!
971
01:15:59.864 --> 01:16:01.073
Jump!
972
01:16:04.535 --> 01:16:05.744
Now!
973
01:16:19.801 --> 01:16:22.427
The dragon goes under the bridge!
974
01:16:23.554 --> 01:16:25.055
Through the loop!
975
01:16:25.223 --> 01:16:26.306
And finally...
976
01:16:26.474 --> 01:16:28.058
Into the castle!
977
01:16:34.732 --> 01:16:36.108
Run!
978
01:16:42.240 --> 01:16:43.573
Foo!
979
01:16:45.410 --> 01:16:46.743
So long!
980
01:16:49.622 --> 01:16:50.747
Come on, Fifi, go!
981
01:16:50.915 --> 01:16:52.791
Go! Witches, close up the floor!
982
01:16:53.918 --> 01:16:56.545
Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap!
983
01:16:56.713 --> 01:17:00.090
Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go!
984
01:17:00.925 --> 01:17:02.259
Fifi, no!
985
01:17:07.014 --> 01:17:08.932
Victory is ours!
986
01:17:17.316 --> 01:17:20.318
Looks like we're having
curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
987
01:17:20.486 --> 01:17:23.071
Hey, we make a pretty good team.
988
01:17:23.239 --> 01:17:25.198
You have no idea.
989
01:17:33.124 --> 01:17:34.458
Shrek?
990
01:17:37.253 --> 01:17:40.130
His day is up. His day is...!
991
01:17:40.715 --> 01:17:41.882
Shrek?
992
01:17:42.967 --> 01:17:44.634
It's all right.
993
01:17:48.181 --> 01:17:50.474
There has to be something I can do.
994
01:17:51.309 --> 01:17:54.936
You've already done
everything for me, Fiona.
995
01:17:55.104 --> 01:17:57.689
You gave me a home and a family.
996
01:17:57.857 --> 01:17:59.608
You have kids?
997
01:17:59.776 --> 01:18:01.777
We have kids.
998
01:18:01.944 --> 01:18:05.822
Fergus, Farkle
and a little girl named...
999
01:18:05.990 --> 01:18:07.324
- ... Felicia.
- Felicia.
1000
01:18:08.201 --> 01:18:10.994
I always wanted to have
a daughter named Felicia.
1001
01:18:11.537 --> 01:18:13.205
And someday...
1002
01:18:14.874 --> 01:18:16.208
...you will.
1003
01:18:26.886 --> 01:18:29.554
You know what the
best part of today was?
1004
01:18:32.183 --> 01:18:36.353
I got the chance to fall in love
with you all over again.
1005
01:19:10.263 --> 01:19:13.098
Fiona, the sunrise!
1006
01:19:13.266 --> 01:19:15.559
You're still... an ogre!
1007
01:19:18.062 --> 01:19:21.022
- True love's form.
- Impossible!
1008
01:19:21.774 --> 01:19:23.441
The kiss worked.
1009
01:19:30.116 --> 01:19:31.449
What?!
1010
01:19:40.877 --> 01:19:42.294
Fifi!
1011
01:19:44.088 --> 01:19:45.422
Puss!
1012
01:19:47.758 --> 01:19:49.509
No, no, no!
1013
01:19:49.677 --> 01:19:52.762
No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait!
1014
01:20:06.903 --> 01:20:08.361
I love you, Daddy!
1015
01:20:08.529 --> 01:20:11.781
Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
1016
01:20:16.203 --> 01:20:19.414
Everybody, I have found another cake!
1017
01:20:20.166 --> 01:20:22.459
Shrek? Are you OK?
1018
01:20:28.966 --> 01:20:33.136
Fiona. I've never been better.
1019
01:20:35.306 --> 01:20:36.973
Roar!
1020
01:20:41.812 --> 01:20:44.147
Happy Birthday, Farkle.
1021
01:20:44.315 --> 01:20:46.608
Fergus, my little man!
1022
01:20:46.776 --> 01:20:49.069
And Felicia, sweetheart.
1023
01:20:49.236 --> 01:20:51.488
I believe this is yours.
1024
01:20:52.865 --> 01:20:54.532
Thank you, Daddy.
1025
01:20:56.035 --> 01:20:58.536
Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about
giving my babies an encore!
1026
01:20:58.704 --> 01:21:00.830
Please, señor, let us have it!
1027
01:21:12.134 --> 01:21:15.595
- I didn't know we could do that.
- That's my best friend!
1028
01:21:16.847 --> 01:21:19.015
You know, I always thought
1029
01:21:19.183 --> 01:21:21.559
that I rescued you
from the Dragon's Keep.
1030
01:21:21.727 --> 01:21:23.103
You did.
1031
01:21:23.270 --> 01:21:26.856
No. It was you that rescued me.
1032
01:22:57.948 --> 01:22:59.282
Yummy!