1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:16,084 Fans at Ebbets Field by jumping all over their crosstown rivals, the Yankees, 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,952 and their 17-Game-Winner "Bullet" Bob Turley, 5 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,324 for eight runs to gain their first victory in the subway series. 6 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:28,196 The Dodgers were led by Roy Campanella, who cracked three hits and drove in three runs. 7 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,798 It's a fluke. 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:35,569 Gotta be a fluke. Them bum's are geriatrics. 9 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,872 Robinson's the youngest, and he's going on 65. 10 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:42,009 Huh, Billy? Uh-huh. 11 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:46,647 Dodgers' manager, Walt Alston, refused to panic, starting Johnny Podres on the mound. 12 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,816 They better start whitey tonight. 13 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:55,423 Yeah. Oh, yeah, Johnny Podres. 14 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,126 Johnny-come-lately more like. 15 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,494 Bread rises faster than his fastball. 16 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,265 Happy birthday, Johnny. 17 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:07,735 Hi, i'm Mike Wallace with a sensational shortening discovery... 18 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,703 For better baking and frying. 19 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,004 It's golden fluff-o. 20 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,642 Still, you have to give him some credit, this Podres kid. 21 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,944 Couldn't have been too easy for him, right? 22 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:20,514 What with the pressure and all. 23 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:24,051 Oh, you look like a million. 24 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,824 There. 25 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,260 Take a look. 26 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:42,536 Now, listen. It takes people a wee bit longer to warm up to you. 27 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:46,507 Just be patient. Patient and persistent. 28 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,778 You're gonna be great. 29 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,056 And those cases... They're heavy. 30 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,694 Hell, a lot of the guys... They're carryin' two cases with 'em. 31 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:11,365 Now, I admire your determination, but... 32 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:14,168 Then the walking. 33 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,570 You understand what I'm gettin' at. 34 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:20,674 I just, uh... I don't see any way this can work. 35 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,909 Look, I'm sorry. 36 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,514 Thanks for comin' in. 37 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,743 All the October statements. 38 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,745 Mr. Hernandez! 39 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,482 Give me your worst route. 40 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:06,787 Give me the area nobody wants. 41 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,659 What have you got to lose? 42 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,563 If I can sell it, you're a hero. 43 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,999 Mr. Porter, let's be honest. This is a physically demanding job, 44 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,935 and you're... well... crippled, and I don't see how... 45 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,405 Ow. What? 46 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,953 ♪ Some people say ♪ 47 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,490 ♪ a man is made out of mud ♪ 48 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,892 ♪ a poor man's made out of muscle and blood ♪ 49 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:48,962 Praise the lord. ♪ muscle and blood and skin and bones ♪ 50 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,765 ♪ a mind that's weak and a back that's strong ♪ 51 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:55,836 ♪ you load 16 tons what do ya get ♪ 52 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,172 ♪ another day older and deeper in debt ♪ 53 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,276 Ya nervous? Yeah. 54 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,712 Oh, nuts! I was gonna make you a lunch. 55 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,779 No! 56 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:12,420 Oh, well, good for me. I guess I'm a little nervous too. 57 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,355 Yes, yes, you are. 58 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,625 Well, what are you waiting for? Them to come to the car? 59 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,694 Go sell some soap. 60 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,963 Meet you at 5:00. All right. 61 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:28,436 ♪ Well, bless me soul ya load 16 tons what do ya get ♪ 62 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,138 ♪ another day older and deeper in debt ♪ 63 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:34,808 ♪ St. Peter, don't ya call me 'cause I can't go ♪ 64 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,712 ♪ I owe my soul to the company store ♪ 65 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,553 ♪ I owe my soul to the company store ♪ 66 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,444 Morning. 67 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,214 May I be candid with you? 68 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:19,853 The greatest value in our catalog is this double strength vanilla extract. 69 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,490 Uh-huh. It comes in the four-ounce... 70 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,925 That's right! That's right! 71 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:28,496 That's right! I told ya I'd call the cops! 72 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,899 Oh, my god! Look what they're doing! Larry! 73 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,502 We got a call? Officer, I have done the research. 74 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,937 It's hanging over our property. The law says... 75 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,807 Do you see my feet? That's pine tar. I've got white carpeting. 76 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,410 I've got a sticky green path from the front door... 77 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:46,246 Rhonda, look where your front door is! Look where the tree is! 78 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,782 What kind of people would do this to a tree? They butchered it! 79 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,787 - Will you stop? - You do not have the right to tell... 80 00:05:57,391 --> 00:06:01,061 I have tried gasoline and turpentine. It smells like a garage. 81 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,505 It's our side of the property. The tree is on the property line! 82 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,741 You planted it in the wrong spot. 83 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:19,012 If you'd asked us before you planted that stupid... 84 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,856 Yeah? Good morning. 85 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:33,594 My name is Bill Porter. I would like to take a moment... 86 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:37,565 Of your time to tell you about some of the many... 87 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,668 Fine Watkins products available. 88 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,936 And, of course, they all come... 89 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:46,474 With a 100% money-back guarantee. 90 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:48,976 I don't think so. 91 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,981 Who is it? Some charity guy. 92 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,134 Get ready to go now... Don't let the dog out. 93 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,571 Yeah? My name is Bill Porter. I represent... 94 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,541 Peanut, would you shut the hell up? Go on! Sit! 95 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,610 Sheri, would you get your damn dog? 96 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,978 I swear to god. What? 97 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:28,549 My name is Bill Porter. I was wondering... 98 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:32,285 If I could take a moment of your time to show you... 99 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,122 Some of the many fine Watkins products. 100 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,691 Joey, I told you to put your pants on. 101 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:42,029 Hi there. I once had a fish named Joey. 102 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,935 Oh, shoot. Grab him, would you? 103 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,704 Sheri, your damn dog got out! Damn it! 104 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:53,841 I'm in the bathroom! Peanut! Come here! 105 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,877 Peanut, come here! Come on, peanut! God, peanut! 106 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,547 May I be candid with you? 107 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:03,517 The greatest value in our catalog... 108 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:07,154 Is the double strength vanilla extract. 109 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,592 It comes in the four-, eight- and twelve-ounce sizes. 110 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:17,665 Obviously, the twelve-ounce is the best value. 111 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:20,100 I really don't need anything. 112 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,503 But I respect what you're doing so much, um... 113 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,274 Here. I'd like to help you. 114 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:35,015 Oh. Oh, please, take it. 115 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,785 I don't need charity. 116 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,988 But you need spot remover. 117 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,091 Look at your couch. It's appalling. 118 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,260 No solicitors. 119 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:24,865 I'm from the Watkins company. What? No solicitors. 120 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,367 What? What? 121 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,803 I'm from the Watkins company. 122 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,273 No, no, no. Rules. 123 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,353 I don't know. I'm kind of tired of egg salad, you know? 124 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,992 Here. Let me get that for ya. 125 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,996 Thanks. 126 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,938 May I be candid with you? 127 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,175 Oh. Yes. 128 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:12,079 No, candid. May I be candid? 129 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,148 Oh, absolutely. 130 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:20,153 In my experience, the greatest value in our catalog... 131 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:24,291 Is the triple action laundry detergent. 132 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,327 At 3.95 a box... 133 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,397 You can see what a great savings that is. 134 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,401 How many may I put you down for? 135 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,337 Two. 136 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:42,009 - Really? - And a large bleach. 137 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,125 Um... 138 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,266 May I ask you to fill in the order for me? 139 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:11,338 Oh, of course. Would you like a drink? 140 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,773 Thank you. 141 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:25,152 Oh! 142 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:29,857 I'm sorry. I put a little vodka in there. Is it too much for you? 143 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,225 I probably shouldn't. 144 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:37,130 I walk like a drunken sailor as it is. 145 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,036 I wouldn't feel good about myself... 146 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,306 If I didn't tell you about our fabric softener. 147 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:10,764 Oh, I must have walked ten miles today. 148 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,000 Now, Billy, don't push yourself so hard. 149 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,667 You must be patient. You can't expect... 150 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,838 - I made a sale. - You did? 151 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:22,943 Yeah! Almost $50! 152 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:27,214 Wow! See? You can do anything. 153 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,984 - I can do this. - I know you can. 154 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,254 I made $4.25 today, 155 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:38,125 and I'm gonna blow every penny of it. 156 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,361 I'm taking you out on the town. 157 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:48,168 ♪ Why do fools fall in love why do birds sing ♪ 158 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,970 I took a sip. 159 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:53,473 It was vodka. What did you do? 160 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:57,878 What could I do? I swallowed it. 161 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,787 Billy, this is for you... 162 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,356 It being your first day. 163 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,307 Dad's watch. 164 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,643 Dad's watch! 165 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,014 Quit it. They gave it to him in the grand ballroom... 166 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,949 At the Drake hotel. 167 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,651 - He doesn't care. He's a retard. - How do you know? 168 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:44,591 I bought a dress for $23. Your father near had a heart attack. 169 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,226 Chicago was all lit up... 170 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,261 Excuse me. 171 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,597 Could I borrow your ketchup, please? 172 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,565 Yeah, sure. 173 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:59,272 Oh, I'm so sorry. I must be a retard or something. 174 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,740 Told you not to call him that. 175 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:04,945 What are you laughing at? And the world's fair. 176 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,914 Peterson had a display there. 177 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,983 Your dad was top salesman three years running. 178 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,585 He was an amazing salesman. 179 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:16,423 Amazing. He could sell you the ring off your own finger. 180 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,729 And what a handsome man. 181 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,098 Oh, what a time we had. 182 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,902 He was a very handsome man. 183 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,440 And you look just like him. 184 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:40,547 ♪ Why do fools fall in... ♪ 185 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,217 My point in telling you this long story is that if anyone should ever call you... 186 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,586 And say, "is Peter Rabbit there?" 187 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,121 Don't hang up. It's me. 188 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,159 So I've had many ups and downs in show business. 189 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,261 What are you watching? I don't know. 190 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,764 But he's funny. Who is that? 191 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,133 - Come here. - It's Jack Paar. 192 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:05,038 He looks different. Must be his hair or something. Where are my glasses? 193 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,209 Well, I'm going to bed. I'm a working man now. 194 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,279 This could be the biggest thing in television today. 195 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,547 Excuse me, working man. 196 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:19,619 Pick up that glass. I let the servants go early tonight. 197 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,355 What was that one thing that kept you off the top? 198 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,291 I didn't marry Lucille ball. 199 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:31,431 I can see the show now... I love poofy. It would have been great. 200 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,534 I can see the tremendous effort you're putting into this. 201 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,972 I know it can't be easy, but, uh, you're not even close. 202 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,907 It's only been four days. 203 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:45,112 I understand, but the average... you're gonna have to hit at least... 204 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,614 I'm building. It takes time. 205 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,584 - I know that, but... - Just give me till the end of the month. 206 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,324 We had a complaint... 207 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,826 From a woman on Chestnut Street. 208 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:05,432 She said you scared her little boy. You can see my problem. 209 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,171 Best chocolate... 210 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:14,441 Hi! My name is Lyle. 211 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:19,579 You can call me Lyle or Glyle or Mr. Pyle. 212 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,083 But whatever you do, don't smile. 213 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,919 - You better not smile. - Who is it, Joey? 214 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,889 Mr. Pyle! Hmm? 215 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,758 Mr. Pyle. 216 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,134 What the hell? Come on in. 217 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:45,972 Hey. This is really a lovely home. 218 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,897 Mom! 219 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,745 Mother! 220 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:30,650 Want to go to a few more houses? 221 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,153 Let's go. What are you going to say? 222 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,423 He's a hobo. I can tell with that hat. 223 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:43,430 Mrs. Warren, have you seen my mother? No, not today. 224 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,466 I've got some wonderful candy. 225 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:54,674 No! She is missing. You don't understand. 226 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,211 I don't know. I was at work. 227 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,781 At work! 228 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:06,085 Well, how long do we have to wait... 229 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:10,723 Before we can file the... 230 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,059 Hold on. 231 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,671 Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm fine. Thank you. 232 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,840 I'll walk you in. No, it's all right. You don't have to see me in. 233 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,045 They said you were on Washington Street. 234 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,981 What were you doing over there? 235 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:40,052 Just some shopping. I wanted some shoes. Did you eat? 236 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,689 There aren't any shoe stores on Washington Street. 237 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:47,760 Well, I got turned around, and it got dark, 238 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,097 and I ended up on Washington Street. 239 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,400 I'm going to fix some lamb chops. 240 00:18:54,834 --> 00:19:00,807 Would you set the table? Sorry I worried you, Billy. 241 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,376 Why didn't you call? 242 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,782 Mom? 243 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,156 I couldn't remember our number. 244 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,162 Oh! 245 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:31,604 Billy, I think there's something wrong with me. 246 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,068 This man just showered with a new kind of soap. 247 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:06,105 New lifebuoy mint refresher, a soap so loaded with mint, 248 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:09,141 so tangy, so frosty, it drives wives... 249 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,411 ♪ Wicked. ♪ 250 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,546 Soap has never smelled this good before. 251 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,849 New lifebuoy mint refresher, drives wives... 252 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,885 ♪ Wicked. ♪ 253 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,588 A northwest mountie. 254 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,124 He's been trailing this desperate character for three years. 255 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:28,661 ♪ Relief is just a swallow away ♪ 256 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:32,432 ♪ down, down, down the stomach through ♪ 257 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,334 I wouldn't leave you, Bill. Thanks, Benny. 258 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:12,104 Runnin' a little late this morning. 259 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,709 Yeah, that's fine. 260 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,912 Morning, sir. There you go. 261 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,688 Monarch Plaza hotel. Mornin', Bill. 262 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,424 How's the baby? Oh, much better. 263 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,694 I got one for ya. Lay it on me. 264 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,431 Traveling salesman passes a farmhouse. 265 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,934 He sees a pig with a wooden leg. 266 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,638 He says to the farmer, "what's with the wooden leg?" 267 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,876 Farmer says, "well, that's a very special pig. 268 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,946 "A few months back, our house caught fire. 269 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:58,851 The pig came and woke us up and saved my whole family." 270 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,587 So the salesman says... 271 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,724 "But why the wooden leg?" "Hold on, " the farmer says. 272 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,193 "My little girl was playing in the road, 273 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:11,398 "and one of those logging trucks lost his brakes. 274 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,834 The pig ran out and dragged her to safety." 275 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:19,238 "That's amazing," says the salesman, "but why the wooden leg?" 276 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:24,911 "Well, " says the farmer, "you don't eat a pig like that all at once." 277 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:28,948 That's good. That's real good. I'm gonna remember that one. 278 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,454 "You don't eat a pig like that all at once." 279 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,626 Did you have breakfast? Yeah. 280 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,929 What did you have? Because you look thin. 281 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:47,734 A couple of chickens and a delmonico steak. 282 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,503 Pass me that newspaper. 283 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:57,410 Ow! 284 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,352 Dotty's girl is getting married. 285 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,488 Oh. 286 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,958 He's a mechanic. Do I know her? 287 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,660 Dotty, next door. 288 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:18,565 Oh, dotty, dotty. Tsk! 289 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:26,072 I have to get to work. 290 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,975 Yes, I have to go now too. No, Mom, you can't. 291 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,445 I am. I'm going home. No, you have to stay here. 292 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,482 Why? Because why. You know why. 293 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:39,952 Th... th... They care for you here. 294 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:44,657 Okay. You'll come home this weekend. 295 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:48,828 I'll see you tonight. 296 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:53,399 Billy? Give her the havilland tea set. 297 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:58,204 - Who? - That girl... for the wedding. 298 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,646 I'll see you tonight. 299 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,227 You got the checkbook? Yeah. Of course I do. 300 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:26,566 Good morning. We can't right now, Bill. We're late. 301 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:30,803 Bill. Bill, are you going next door? Yeah. 302 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:34,006 Would you tell those people... You see this? 303 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,875 This is the number for animal control! 304 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,678 If they do not shut up that stupid dog... 305 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:42,014 Bill! Bill! Could you do me a favor? 306 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:44,884 Could you explain to him that's not our dog? That's the wylers' dog. 307 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:48,788 I've been over that a hundred times. I've told them that. 308 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,924 It is not the wylers' dog. It is a yapping dog. 309 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,894 - The wylers have a collie. - This is a yapping dog. 310 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,063 And, Bill, they want to talk about noise? 311 00:24:57,129 --> 00:25:01,100 Tell them that they can close the damn window if they're gonna play the hi-fi. 312 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,335 Are they deaf? 313 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:06,639 Every night, it's 2:00, 3:00 in the morning. This dog is yap, yap, yap. 314 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:10,877 How can you live like that? How many times can you listen to "my boyfriend's back"? 315 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,879 - He's back! - Yap, yap, yap! 316 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,548 - There's gonna be trouble. - Yap, yap, yap, yap. 317 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:20,887 You can bet there's gonna be trouble. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. 318 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:24,290 Tree mutilators. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. 319 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,301 Reardon sets the screen for him, an outlet pass. 320 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,605 That's a 16-foot set jumper. He's not gonna miss that. 321 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:46,679 I don't think your doorbell is... is... Oh, man! 322 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:55,387 They're still good to go, and he gets the layup. 323 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,262 Hey, Bill! You goin' to the bus? Hop in. I'll give you a ride! 324 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:06,799 - That's all right, Mr. Winters. - I'm going right by there. 325 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:11,037 - That's all right. Thank you. - Don't be stupid. Get in! 326 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:41,400 Mrs. Kotlarenko! Mr. Porter, your mother is eating dinner. 327 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:45,204 Where? She's good, nice dinner. In the back. She's good. 328 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:48,875 Everything good. Oh, shh. 329 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,866 He be okay. Epilepsy. That's all. 330 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:17,236 Where's my mother's suitcase? Suitcase? 331 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:21,007 We're leaving. Yes, we're leaving. 332 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:31,483 There are cold cuts in the refrigerator for lunch. 333 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:34,520 - She'll be fine. - Mama? 334 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:38,124 I'll be home about 7:00. 335 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,560 Mrs. Warren is gonna check in with ya. 336 00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:45,297 She'll make you lunch. 337 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:48,968 Mama, please! Just go. 338 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:51,203 Don't worry about her. I'll keep an eye on her. 339 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,710 I'm gonna do some cleaning, Billy. 340 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,949 This place is a mess. 341 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,723 Yeah. 342 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:15,094 Good morning! My name is Bill Porter. 343 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,663 I'm with the Watkins company. You're a salesman? 344 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:22,201 - Yeah. - No, thank you. I don't need anything. 345 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,772 - Are these orchids? - Yes. 346 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:29,008 They're hard to grow. I know. I've tried. 347 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:32,912 Uh-oh. You have a spot of something on your shirt. 348 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:37,283 Our laundry detergent is concentrated, so in just one... 349 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:39,118 Hi. Hey. 350 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,888 - You off to school? - Yep. 351 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,756 Good morning. Good morning. 352 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,192 - I'm Bill Porter. - Brad Gutierrez. 353 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,995 - You live in the neighborhood? - He rents a room from me. 354 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,698 Guys, I need you to step outside. I need to spray in here. 355 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:58,004 That stuff's gonna kill you. Thank you. Go outside. Smoke a cigarette. 356 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,012 I hate that stuff. 357 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,215 It's for bugs? Yeah. 358 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,218 Has he tried peppermint soap? 359 00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:16,522 I don't think so. 360 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,800 What about this? 361 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:35,808 You spray that stuff... 362 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,944 Bye. 363 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,279 I will. Okay. Bye. 364 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:49,321 Athens, Morocco, someplace else. 365 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:55,361 It's very sweet of him, but what am I going to do all by myself on a boat? 366 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,931 Your son sounds like a very generous man. 367 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,533 I think he feels guilty. 368 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,635 Why? 369 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:05,737 I never see him. 370 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,107 This is a Buddhist monk who has poured gasoline... But he's busy. 371 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,943 On himself and set himself on fire. You know? 372 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:13,112 He just... 373 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,947 Oh, my... He's burning to death. 374 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:18,584 Oh, my god. What is he doing? Oh, dear god! 375 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:23,222 - He's protesting the war. - But why do they... 376 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:28,327 Why do they show that... Why do they put that on the television? 377 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:31,497 Throw Buddhist leaders in jail by the dozens. 378 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:40,306 I made some orange juice. It's fresh squeezed. 379 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:43,609 No, thank you. I have to go. 380 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,912 Uh, Bill? 381 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:51,283 Um... 382 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,954 What is that tonic that I like so much? 383 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,090 Beef and iron. Yes. 384 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:03,195 Could you order me some of that and that drain cleaner? 385 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:06,165 - You're out of that? - Yes. 386 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:10,336 Oh, and the dog biscuits... The large size. 387 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,680 Mom? 388 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:24,917 Mrs. Warren? 389 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:50,509 Mama? 390 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,282 You see? Now I have the proof. 391 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,338 Can you bring those suitcases in for us? Sure. 392 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,673 My glasses? Here, Mom. 393 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:27,013 I can't... honey. My glasses? They're in your purse. 394 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,148 It looks really nice, doesn't it? 395 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,363 They gave you lots of linens. 396 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,366 I'm a burden. 397 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:50,436 What? 398 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:56,108 I'm a burden on you. 399 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:59,145 Well, now we're even. 400 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,823 Three traveling salesmen... 401 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:48,094 They're driving through the country. Their car breaks down. 402 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,928 They go to the farmhouse. 403 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:55,000 The farmer says, "you can spend the night, but there's only one bed." 404 00:33:55,067 --> 00:34:00,038 The next morning, the guy on the right-hand side said, 405 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:02,274 "I had the weirdest dream. 406 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:06,278 I dreamed that someone was, you know, playing with me in the night." 407 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:12,218 The guy on the left-hand side says, "I had the same dream. Somebody was playing with me." 408 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:18,023 The guy in the middle says, "really? I dreamed I was skiing." 409 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:21,427 That's all right. I like that one. Come on. Let me do your shoes. 410 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:25,531 That's funny. I like that. I'm gonna be telling that one. 411 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,301 L-3 and 4, l-4 and 5, l-5, s-1. 412 00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:32,271 You see how these disks are all compressed? That's what giving you the pain. 413 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:35,040 You still making your own deliveries? Uh-huh. 414 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:38,944 - You're gonna have to stop doin' that. - I gotta make the deliveries. 415 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:44,683 Hire someone. You're looking at spinal stenosis you keep going the way you're going. 416 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,586 I want you to wear a brace for a few weeks, 417 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:51,290 and I'm writing you a prescription for the inflammation. 418 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,961 Take this seriously, Bill. 419 00:34:56,027 --> 00:35:01,300 You don't take care of your back, it's only a matter of time, you won't be walkin'. 420 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:04,703 How's your mother? She's hangin' in. 421 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:08,674 How was the tomato sauce? It was really good. 422 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:11,910 I'm gonna put you down for some more. Okay. 423 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:15,981 We also have a tarragon dill dressing. You're gonna love it. 424 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,454 Yeah? Hi, I'm here to see Bill Porter. 425 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:26,525 That's me. You're here about the job? Uh, yeah. 426 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,694 Come on in. 427 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:34,533 Um, uh, is this deliveries in a car? 428 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,436 Yeah. Come on in. Sit down. 429 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,538 I don't want to use my car for too much driving. 430 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:42,574 It said "must have car" in the paper. 431 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:48,146 It just, uh, my car, um... This isn't what I'm looking for. 432 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,287 How about shuttin' the door? 433 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:59,791 Good morning! Good morning. 434 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,595 You look good. 435 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,773 Arkansas versus Texas. 436 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:22,214 To the halfback on the right. It's a touchdown! 437 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:27,619 This is new. It's got eucalyptus. 438 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:37,095 I'm so proud of you. 439 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:42,568 That was a beautiful speech you made. 440 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:46,805 Funny. 441 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:56,214 Oh, earnest, that was a wonderful speech. 442 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:06,558 We had to do a cardiac catheterization. 443 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,627 The full amount? No. 444 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:13,632 Uh, 400? You know, Bill, 445 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:16,101 with your condition, you could collect disability. 446 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:20,372 - I'm working. - I know, but I'm saying if you weren't working. 447 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,641 But I am working. 448 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:26,177 I just want to make sure that you're aware of what's available to you. 449 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,349 - I have a job! - I know. 450 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:33,619 I'm a salesman... For Watkins! 451 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,822 I know you are. 452 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,736 - Oh, Bill. - Hi, Larry. 453 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,772 I thought you were, uh... N-Nobody's here. 454 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,708 We don't need anything. Larry, I borrowed your... Oops. 455 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:01,947 Uh, hey, uh, between us guys, huh? 456 00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:23,902 Oh, boy. 457 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,539 Hi, Bill! 458 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:34,212 Okay, honey, let's get you into bed. I gotta get back to work. 459 00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:37,248 I threw up. The whole class has it. 460 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:42,654 Um, um, Dr. Stewart is home. I can take Kimmy there. 461 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:45,290 Oh, no, no, no, it's nothing. It's just the stomach flu. 462 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,693 I wouldn't mind. That's okay, Bill. 463 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:52,230 - Thanks. - Charlotte! 464 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:56,702 Um... 465 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,805 I think I should take her. 466 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:06,945 ♪ Anyone who ever loved ♪ 467 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:09,681 ♪ could look at me ♪ son of a... 468 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:15,421 ♪ And know that I love you ♪ all right, would you bring her across the street, would you? 469 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:19,825 Kimmy? Kimmy, honey, you go with Bill to Mrs. Turner's house, okay? 470 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:22,828 Why? Well, because... Because I... 471 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:25,163 I don't know, honey. Just go. I need you to go, okay? 472 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,999 Tell her I'll be right there. ♪ knowing I love you ♪ 473 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,802 ♪ so ♪ 474 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,605 ♪ anyone who had a heart ♪ 475 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,875 ♪ would take me in his arms ♪ I threw up pancakes and bananas. 476 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:39,845 ♪ And love me too ♪ that's a good combination. 477 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,548 ♪ You couldn't really have a heart ♪ 478 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:47,385 ♪ and hurt me like you've hurt me and be so ♪ 479 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:49,588 ♪ untrue ♪ 480 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:52,824 ♪ what am I to do ♪ 481 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,061 ♪ every time you go away ♪ 482 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,597 ♪ I always say ♪ 483 00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:03,535 ♪ this time it's good-bye, dear ♪ 484 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:07,138 ♪ loving you the way I do I'd take you back ♪ 485 00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:11,977 ♪ without you I'd die, dear ♪ 486 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,979 Hey, ralphy! 487 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:16,247 Hey, man... Look, pal! 488 00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:18,850 I don't know what to tell you. I don't want anything. 489 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,120 I'm never gonna want anything. Don't come back here, all right? 490 00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:27,125 All right. Merry Christmas from all of us at Watkins. 491 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:34,600 I'm gonna bring some rawhide samples for Clifford. 492 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,735 They're good for when he's teething. 493 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:40,105 God damn it! Well, that had frost burn. 494 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:45,944 ♪ Anyone who had a heart would take me in his arms ♪ 495 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:48,780 Where's Brad? Brad who? I don't know any Brad. 496 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:52,350 Let me tell you this. I'm a grown-up. 497 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,219 I deserve to have an adult relationship. 498 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,656 I am honest with people, and I deserve honesty in return. 499 00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:00,559 It doesn't terrify me to have a joint checking account. 500 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:03,428 It's not like I'm asking for monogrammed towels. 501 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:09,334 I treat people with respect, and I deserve not to be humiliated. 502 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,936 A math teacher. 503 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:15,541 A bald, 50-year-old math teacher. 504 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:18,176 How pathetic is that. 505 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:23,615 For two cents, I'd call his wife. 506 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:25,416 Does he have someplace to go? 507 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:31,156 I don't know, and I don't care. 508 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,367 Merry Christmas from Watkins. 509 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,670 It's got a magnet on the back. 510 00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,638 It'll stick to your refrigerator. 511 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:49,841 Yeah. Thanks. 512 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:12,831 Brad's young. People make mistakes. 513 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:18,369 You two guys are good together. 514 00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:20,105 Merry Christmas, Bill. 515 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,043 Merry Christmas, Alan. 516 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:36,888 ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪ 517 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:40,892 ♪ Jack frost nipping at your nose ♪ 518 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:47,065 ♪ Yuletide Carols being sung ♪ 519 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:50,135 ♪ by the fire ♪ there you go. 520 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,971 ♪ And folks dressed up ♪ thank you. 521 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:56,274 ♪ Like eskimos ♪ and... this is for you. 522 00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:59,210 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ you shouldn't have done that. 523 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:03,281 ♪ A Turkey and some Mistletoe ♪ thank you. 524 00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:09,020 I... I have something for you. ♪ help to make the season bright ♪ 525 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,956 Oh! 526 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:14,225 How sweet. There's a magnet on the back. 527 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:17,395 It'll stick to your refrigerator. Oh! 528 00:43:17,462 --> 00:43:20,298 I need a calendar. 529 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:23,401 Are you sure I can't ask you to stay for some eggnog? 530 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:26,204 No, thanks. 531 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,640 Are you all set for Christmas? Uh-huh. 532 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:31,710 Have you got your Turkey? Twelve pounds. 533 00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:36,648 Food fair gives them to you for free when you buy $50 worth of groceries. 534 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:39,751 Oh, I'll have to do that next time. 535 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:42,688 Are you having your family over? 536 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:46,892 No, not really. You? 537 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,560 No, no, they're going skiing this year. 538 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,764 That sounds nice. Colorado, I think. 539 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:54,733 Hmm. Hmm. 540 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,304 ♪ To kids from one ♪ 541 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,740 Well... ♪ to 92 ♪ 542 00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:03,709 ♪ although ♪ 543 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:06,577 ♪ it's been said ♪ Merry Christmas, Bill. 544 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,580 ♪ Many times ♪ you, too, Mrs. Sullivan. 545 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,850 ♪ Many ways ♪ 546 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:15,286 ♪ Merry ♪ oh, let me get that. 547 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:18,724 ♪ Christmas ♪ 548 00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:21,392 ♪ to ♪ 549 00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:23,261 ♪ you ♪ 550 00:44:41,579 --> 00:44:43,614 Ow! 551 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,117 Ow. Ow. 552 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,519 Oh, let me help you. 553 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:52,323 That's all right. I'm all right. I'm here for the interview. 554 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,125 I'm Shelly Soentpiet. 555 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:57,395 - Oh, yeah. - Let me get your bag. 556 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:03,201 Just put it on the table. Are you sure? I could put it away for you. 557 00:45:03,268 --> 00:45:06,337 No, that's all right. Okay. 558 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:09,741 So, what do you have? 559 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:12,277 Excuse me? Your affliction. 560 00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:14,880 Your... Why do you talk like that? 561 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,349 Cerebral palsy. Oh. 562 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:22,520 - How do you get that? - From birth. 563 00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:26,057 The doctor squeezed my head with the forceps. 564 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:30,195 It's not catching. 565 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:37,568 So... what's the job? Just, um, shopping and deliveries... 566 00:45:37,635 --> 00:45:40,806 And general assistance? Yeah. 567 00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:46,311 You've got a bulb out. You got an extra bulb? 568 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:48,914 Under the sink. 569 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:54,719 Oh, okay. So... let's see. 570 00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:58,623 Um, I go to western. 571 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:02,260 Okay student. Um, don't smoke. 572 00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:07,365 Don't drink. Don't like it. Don't have a choice. We're mormon. 573 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:14,672 And clearly I'm good with electronics. 574 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,476 So, do I have the job? 575 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,269 Hello? 576 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:48,139 Yes. 577 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,349 Thank you. 578 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:13,798 "The desert shall rejoice and blossom as the Rose. It shall blossom abundantly... 579 00:47:13,865 --> 00:47:17,635 "And rejoice even with joy and singing. ♪ you are ♪ 580 00:47:17,702 --> 00:47:20,838 "The glory of Lebanon shall be given unto it, ♪ so beautiful ♪ 581 00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:24,475 "The excellency of Carmel and Sharon, 582 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,811 "and they shall see the glory of the lord... ♪ to me ♪ 583 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:28,880 "And the excellency of our god. 584 00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:33,151 "Strengthen ye the weak hands and firm the feeble knees. ♪ you are ♪ 585 00:47:33,218 --> 00:47:36,087 ♪ so beautiful ♪ "say to them that are of fearful heart, 586 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,056 'be strong and fear not."' 587 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:44,795 ♪ to me ♪ 588 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:48,466 ♪ can't you see ♪ 589 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:54,872 All of our food and spices... ♪ everything I hoped for ♪ 590 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,108 Are 100% organic. 591 00:47:57,175 --> 00:48:01,012 But... ♪ you're everything I need ♪ 592 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:04,882 May I be completely candid with you? Cool. 593 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:10,188 I think... ♪ you are so beautiful ♪ 594 00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:13,191 I feel... ♪ to me ♪ 595 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:22,700 ♪ you are so beautiful ♪ I feel that... 596 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:26,037 Are you all right? 597 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:30,575 Our greatest value... ♪ to me ♪ 598 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,714 ♪ you are so beautiful ♪ I'm sorry. 599 00:48:36,781 --> 00:48:39,117 I'll come back another time. 600 00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:41,619 Is there something I can... No! 601 00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:43,921 ♪ To me ♪ 602 00:48:43,989 --> 00:48:49,594 I'm sorry. ♪ can't you see ♪ 603 00:48:51,896 --> 00:48:56,434 ♪ you're everything I hope for ♪ 604 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:02,140 ♪ everything I need ♪ 605 00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:14,519 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 606 00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:18,689 ♪ to me ♪ 607 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,483 ♪ What I want ♪ 608 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:47,718 Good run? Yeah, it was great. 609 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:51,589 Can I take a shower here? I need to go to class right after. Sure. 610 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:56,127 This is what I was talking to you about. They make 'em for the home. 611 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,663 It's a personal computer. 612 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,432 You can do everything on it... 613 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:04,302 All the accounting, all the billing... 614 00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:06,937 I like my typewriter. 615 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,274 It never breaks down. 616 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:12,877 I finally finished that paper. What a bear. 617 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,612 Good for you! 618 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:19,284 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 619 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:23,754 ♪ on a night when bad dreams become a screamer ♪ 620 00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:27,024 ♪ when they're messin' with the dreamer ♪ 621 00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:30,395 ♪ I can laugh it in the face ♪ 622 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:32,863 ♪ twist and shout my way out ♪ 623 00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:36,067 ♪ and wrap yourself around me ♪ 624 00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:38,069 ♪ 'cause I ain't the way you found me ♪ 625 00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:41,038 ♪ and I'll never be the same ♪ 626 00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,474 ♪ ah, yeah well, 'cause you ♪ 627 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:47,712 ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ mm-hmm, you make my dreams ♪ 628 00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:52,783 Hi. Hey, how you doin'? Where do you want these? 629 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:55,853 - Uh, over there. - Okay. 630 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,089 Come here, boy. Come here. 631 00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:01,126 Here you go, Bill. Thanks, Brad. 632 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,562 Clifford. That's a boy. 633 00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:06,797 You need anything else? 634 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,799 Yes, some of that dishwashing detergent and... 635 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:11,736 - We have dishwashing detergent. - No, I used it up. 636 00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:14,772 - Yeah, under the sink. - Alan, I used it. 637 00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:17,475 If you fight, I'm gonna separate you. 638 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:20,077 I'm gonna put you down for a four-pound box. 639 00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:23,914 - Anything else to go? - Yeah, those go into the Van too. 640 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,684 - Hi, Jerry. - Hey, Bill. 641 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:35,960 What did the doctor say? It's bizarre. It's some kind of cancer. 642 00:51:36,026 --> 00:51:37,762 Kaposi's sarcoma. 643 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:40,931 Some skin cancer that only really old people are supposed to get. 644 00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:44,769 - He'll be okay. - He's young. He'll be fine. 645 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,104 Ah, here's what we need. 646 00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:49,574 Shelly, take that catalog away from him. 647 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,009 - You love this stuff. - No buying. 648 00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:54,579 He's right. You love this stuff. 649 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:06,157 Those two are like an old married couple. They've been together forever. 650 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,526 What do you mean? 651 00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:11,028 You mean... 652 00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:12,763 That's not right. That's a sin. 653 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:17,101 If you can find somebody to love, I think that's a good thing. 654 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,969 Well, we don't believe in it. 655 00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:21,372 God made all of us, Shelly. 656 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:23,474 He doesn't make mistakes. 657 00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:32,650 How's Kimmy? 658 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:35,152 Oh, she's doing good. She's good. 659 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,955 Her father's got her this weekend. 660 00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:40,891 Listen, Bill. Tell him to put a timer on his porch light. 661 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:44,995 I chased some kids out of there. He just rattles around in that house. 662 00:52:45,062 --> 00:52:48,199 I don't know why he doesn't just sell it. Is he seeing anyone? 663 00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:51,869 I'm sure I don't know. 664 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:56,474 I think Rhonda's death was really hard on Bob. 665 00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:59,644 Yeah, well, we all take our knocks, don't we? 666 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,912 Life goes on. 667 00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:09,287 Geez. What's with her? 668 00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:13,358 Well, it's kind of a long story, but... 669 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,295 You see that tree? 670 00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:24,269 All right. I'll pick you up at a quarter to. No! 671 00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:27,772 Will you stop? I'm gonna be here at a quarter of 8:00, and you better be ready. 672 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:32,910 I don't want you spending your money. La-la-la. I can't hear you. 673 00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:38,215 And I'm putting on a dress, for your information. 674 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,391 ♪ Lookin' for some hot stuff baby, this evenin' ♪ 675 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:50,295 ♪ I need some hot stuff ♪ I think his parents are very... 676 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:52,863 Oh, thank you. Happy birthday. 677 00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:55,900 ♪ Baby, this evenin' ♪ oh, wait. 678 00:53:55,966 --> 00:54:00,405 ♪ Gotta have some hot stuff ♪ makes your wish come true. 679 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:02,840 So make a wish. 680 00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,542 ♪ I need hot stuff ♪ 681 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,947 ♪ I want some hot stuff ♪ yea! 682 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:14,285 Come here, birthday boy. 683 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,755 - You know what? - What? 684 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,990 I'm really proud of you tonight. Why? 685 00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:23,661 You haven't tried to sell laundry detergent to one person here. 686 00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:26,331 I was gonna hit 'em up on the way out. 687 00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:35,940 ♪ Lookin' for a lover who needs another ♪ 688 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:39,176 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 689 00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:40,311 ♪ Wanna share my love ♪ 690 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:42,747 Do you know that? 691 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:46,016 ♪ Wanna bring a wild man back home ♪ 692 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,785 ♪ gotta have some hot love ♪ 693 00:54:47,852 --> 00:54:52,323 Hey, don't get all mushy on me. 694 00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:54,725 Yeah. 695 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,028 - Come on. - Where? 696 00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,665 Come on. Come on. ♪ gotta have some lovin' ♪ 697 00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:03,200 No. No. ♪ got to have some love ♪ 698 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:06,337 ♪ tonight ♪ 699 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:08,606 ♪ I need hot stuff ♪ no, no, no, no. 700 00:55:08,673 --> 00:55:10,975 It'll make you feel good. I don't think so. 701 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,077 Yeah, yeah. Come on. 702 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:15,312 Come on. Come on. 703 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:17,448 Unbutton, okay? 704 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:21,085 ♪ Sittin' here eatin' my heart out, waitin' ♪ 705 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:25,089 ♪ waitin' for some lover to come ♪ 706 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,993 ♪ dialed about a thousand numbers, baby ♪ 707 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:32,062 ♪ almost rang the phone off the wall ♪ 708 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:36,000 ♪ lookin' for some hot stuff baby, this evenin' ♪ yeah! 709 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:39,236 ♪ I need some hot stuff baby, tonight ♪ 710 00:55:39,303 --> 00:55:40,938 Joseph Sloan. 711 00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:51,882 - Shelly Soentpiet. - Yea! 712 00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:04,261 Stephen squall. 713 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:25,215 Took me six years, but I finally did it! Yea! 714 00:56:25,282 --> 00:56:28,653 I'm proud of you. Oh, thank you. 715 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,388 Where's... I wanted you to meet John. 716 00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:33,524 Who's John? Hey, Missy! 717 00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:36,126 We did it! So listen. Yeah. 718 00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:39,797 Mom and dad are gonna take you to the restaurant... Oh, whoa! 719 00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:42,667 Thought I lost you there. Hey. 720 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:46,036 Hi. Congratulations. 721 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:48,405 Thanks. John, this is... Bill Porter. 722 00:56:48,473 --> 00:56:53,478 Of course. The boss. It's great to finally meet you. It's nice to meet you, John. 723 00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:56,814 - Two degrees. - Isn't he annoying? 724 00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:01,251 You know what? We should go. 725 00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,788 - We're gonna ride with John's dad, right? - Yeah. 726 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,856 My folks will take you over. 727 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,859 - Okay. - All right. Thanks for coming. 728 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:12,029 We'll meet you at the restaurant. Bye. Okay. Bye. 729 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,503 There they are. Oh! 730 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:32,950 Eww! This is turning into a science project. 731 00:57:33,017 --> 00:57:35,953 Eww. I don't even know what that was. 732 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:39,690 Has John decided which offering he's going to take? 733 00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:42,893 - He's leaning towards bendix. - Where are they? 734 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,931 - Chicago. - Chicago? 735 00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:50,267 I know. I can't even think about that. 736 00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:52,169 When? I don't know. 737 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:57,141 Damn it! What? 738 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,644 The... the "b" sticks. 739 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,580 Get rid of that thing. We should get a computer. 740 00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:05,415 - I can't afford a computer. - Yes, you can. 741 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:10,821 John can get one real cheap. You can do everything on it. I don't like them. 742 00:58:10,888 --> 00:58:14,091 We have electricity and indoor plumbing now, Bill. 743 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,761 We should just toss that piece of... 744 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,697 Hey, I did those already. What? 745 00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,966 The orders, I already did them. Here. 746 00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,669 - Why? - I had some time, so... 747 00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:27,437 - I do the orders. - I know that, but... 748 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:31,642 - I do the order forms. - But it takes you so long. I just thought that... 749 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:35,479 - I don't want you to do them! - All right. 750 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:38,683 - I have my own way! - All right. 751 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:42,720 I have to read them, so I have to write them. 752 00:58:43,721 --> 00:58:46,256 You're not helping me, Shelly. 753 00:58:46,323 --> 00:58:49,493 If you think you're helping me, you're not. 754 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,662 I'm sorry. 755 00:58:51,729 --> 00:58:54,565 It's just I have a certain way. 756 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,967 I'm not talking about the forms. 757 00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:08,979 Oh. 758 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:26,931 Thanks very much. I appreciate it. Hey, Bill! 759 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:30,467 Hey, Chuck! Congratulations. 760 00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:34,271 Thanks. Thanks very much. Peter. Peter. 761 00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:37,341 I'd like you to meet Bill Porter. Peter Schaefer. 762 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,177 Nice to meet you. Peter's taking over for me. 763 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:44,081 - Welcome to Watkins. - Thank you. 764 00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:47,584 - We're gonna miss this guy. - Hey, Porter! 765 00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:49,754 Excuse me. 766 00:59:51,656 --> 00:59:55,092 Geez, what's he do? He's a salesman. 767 00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:57,895 Seriously? I am serious. 768 00:59:57,962 --> 01:00:01,699 You see what happened to frigidaire? He's a salesman. 769 01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:03,668 For us? Yeah. 770 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:07,437 Whose idea was that? Mine. 771 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:09,940 You are so full of... 772 01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:16,380 You get a dollar a year for 5,000 years. 773 01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:19,750 Congratulations, Chuck. 774 01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:22,052 Thanks, Tom. 775 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:26,290 And thanks, everybody, for 43 great years. 776 01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,292 Thank you. Yeah. 777 01:00:30,527 --> 01:00:35,866 And, Chuck, you stay retired. I don't want to catch you over at Fuller. 778 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:38,936 Only if they'd pay me to fly-fish. 779 01:00:39,003 --> 01:00:41,839 Tops, like bardot. 780 01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:44,141 Well, I mean, maybe not exactly, right? 781 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,211 But her lips, you know? So I take the lid off, 782 01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:50,080 and she leans over the couch to smell the stuff. 783 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,883 And, whoa, kinda... whew! There is one person we recognize as... 784 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,352 And I'm staring at two of the most exquisite, 785 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,855 perfectly shaped, porcelain white tatas, huh? The 1989... 786 01:00:57,922 --> 01:01:00,791 She's smelling the stuff, salesman of the year award goes to... 787 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,660 And I say to myself... Bill Porter! 788 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:08,833 - It's you! You won! - What? 789 01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:11,535 Salesman of the year! Get up there! Whoo! 790 01:01:11,601 --> 01:01:14,204 Come on up here, Bill. 791 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:23,113 All right. 792 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:33,690 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 793 01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:36,360 We are so proud to have you as a part of this company. 794 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:39,263 This past year Bill had sales... 795 01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:44,334 Of $42,460. 796 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:48,472 Bill Porter, salesman of the year. 797 01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:58,482 I love being a salesman. 798 01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:02,820 My father was a salesman. 799 01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:05,055 I wish he could be here. 800 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,828 And my mother, who taught me... 801 01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:13,263 Patience and persistence... 802 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:18,803 And who would never let me be ashamed... 803 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:24,041 I wish she could be here today. 804 01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:29,379 Thank you. 805 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,520 Bill! 806 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:53,003 Congratulations. 807 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:57,975 Take it to that house over there, okay? It's not too heavy? 808 01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:01,078 Wait. Hold on. This is messed up. 809 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:05,049 Bill, you labeled that wrong. It's all right. 810 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,551 No, you've got Bob at 825 Elm. 811 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,753 That's Charlotte's. No, it's all right. 812 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:12,722 - So what do you want me to do with the box? - To Bob. 813 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,691 - Should I change the label? - No. 814 01:03:14,758 --> 01:03:17,661 - Bill... - Could someone tell me where to take this box? 815 01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:21,265 Please take it to that house. Thank you, Michelle. 816 01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,968 - Okay. - Okay, fine. 817 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:26,170 It's wrong, but fine. 818 01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:40,517 ♪ Holdin' back the years ♪ 819 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:48,592 ♪ a chance for me to escape from all I know ♪ 820 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,995 ♪ holdin' back the tears ♪ 821 01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:57,234 - ♪ there's nothing here has grown ♪ - this must be yours. 822 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:03,007 Bill got the address wrong. 823 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:05,209 Hmm. ♪ I've wasted all my tears ♪ 824 01:04:05,275 --> 01:04:07,945 I'll just leave it right here. 825 01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:10,881 ♪ Wasted all those years ♪ wait. 826 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:19,189 ♪ Nothing had the chance to be good ♪ 827 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:22,392 ♪ nothing ever could, yeah ♪ it's just, uh... It's just junk mail, 828 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:24,694 but you might want it or whatever. 829 01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:28,765 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ you want me to take this in the house for you? 830 01:04:28,832 --> 01:04:31,902 ♪ I'll keep holdin' on ♪ okay. 831 01:04:33,070 --> 01:04:36,573 ♪ I'll keep holdin' on ♪ 832 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,842 Oh. 833 01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:41,078 I've got a wall there. 834 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:46,116 Th-this is better. Larry... Larry took that down. 835 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:51,221 Hmm. I see you got the barbecue sauce. Yeah. 836 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:55,325 Have you tried the lemon garlic? No. 837 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,361 Is it good? 838 01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:01,131 I don't know. Bill says it is. 839 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:06,103 ♪ Wasted all of those years ♪ 840 01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:08,905 Put it on that table. 841 01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:29,093 - Yes? - I'm looking for Mrs. Sullivan. 842 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:30,627 Are you a friend of hers? 843 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:35,966 She's a customer. I'm with the Watkins company. 844 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:38,468 I'm her daughter-in-law. 845 01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,604 Gladys passed away last week. 846 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:46,110 I didn't know she was sick. 847 01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:49,646 - I'm sorry. - How did she die? 848 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:54,318 It was an accident... Some kind of reaction to the medication she was taking. 849 01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:56,120 It was vodka and sleeping pills. 850 01:05:56,186 --> 01:06:01,058 - Frank, they don't know that. - Are you Bill Parker? 851 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,526 Bill Porter. 852 01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:05,495 Come here. I want to show you something. 853 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,099 She talked about you... 854 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:12,369 A lot. 855 01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:17,974 Every year at Christmas, no matter what else we'd get, we'd get... 856 01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:21,978 The Watkins spice collection, soup bases, 857 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,682 the liniment. 858 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,405 Dog biscuits. 859 01:06:50,874 --> 01:06:52,609 Damn dog died years ago. 860 01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,379 Excuse me. 861 01:07:25,642 --> 01:07:29,279 Hey, Bill. What do you think? Very nice, Richard. 862 01:07:29,346 --> 01:07:33,350 It was supposed to have been done months ago. You guys are up on two now. 863 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:37,087 Okay. You got a card? You need a security card. 864 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:42,092 Could you take your hat off, please, sir? 865 01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:52,669 You gotta do it fast. 866 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:55,772 Bingo. 867 01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,407 Have a good one. 868 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:10,019 Allspice, right? Basil, bay leaves, caraway... 869 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:13,323 Pretty cool, huh? Oh, hello, Peter. 870 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:16,760 What is this? This is all the 800 number. 871 01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:20,497 Makes us door-to-door guy look like dinosaurs. 872 01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:24,033 You know each operator's selling 300 to 500 an hour? 873 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,935 They're taking orders. They aren't selling. 874 01:08:26,002 --> 01:08:28,972 When you cash a check, George Washington looks the same. 875 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,241 Yeah. There's Clark. 876 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,976 Italian pepper, celery seed. We have cilantro. 877 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:35,345 A lot of the door-to-door guys are moving over. 878 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:37,581 I've never done well on the phone. 879 01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:40,817 Women find my voice sexy, and I think it distracts them. 880 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:44,454 Well, you're getting close to retirement anyway. 881 01:08:44,521 --> 01:08:49,426 Not really. Where's the door-to-door office? 882 01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:52,896 Uh, I think it's down there. 883 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:56,032 Thank you! 884 01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:58,802 ♪ Snow whirling round the sky ♪ 885 01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:02,939 ♪ Sixty to six on the eye ♪ is Rita here? 886 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:07,711 Rita? Uh, I don't know Rita. 887 01:09:07,777 --> 01:09:11,481 She... she runs the door-to-door division. 888 01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:15,185 Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, she's gone, I think. 889 01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:18,154 Who took her place? 890 01:09:18,222 --> 01:09:20,924 I don't know. I was just told to organize this stuff. 891 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:24,294 I need product cards for the new catalog. 892 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:27,497 Okay. Cool. No problem. 893 01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:32,035 No, I have the new catalog. 894 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:34,504 I need the product cards. 895 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:37,874 Okay. You know what? I have no idea what that means. 896 01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:40,644 But they're probably here somewhere, so... 897 01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:44,581 Just check in some of these boxes. 898 01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:48,785 ♪ So I told him there's 17 floors and a job on the top ♪ 899 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:51,588 ♪ I'm lookin' in the mirror seein' my girl stop ♪ 900 01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:53,757 ♪ I think you gone too far ♪ 901 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:58,262 ♪ you drive a faster car and he says ♪ 902 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,100 Race ya. 903 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:40,236 Hey, no running, guys! Slow down! 904 01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:45,141 Hey! 905 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:48,044 - Bill! - Hi! Hi! 906 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:49,846 Hi, Bill. Hi. 907 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:52,316 Easy, guys. Off the bed, please. 908 01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,551 No, that's all right. What? Guess what. 909 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:56,986 - You have to close your eyes. - Bill does not want... 910 01:10:57,053 --> 01:11:00,256 No, that's all right. My eyes are closed. 911 01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:01,991 Ready? 912 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:07,697 So stupid. Okay. 913 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,500 - Okay, that's enough. - You can have it. It's a present. 914 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,802 I'm sure Bill will Cherish that always. 915 01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:15,872 - Thank you. - Michelle, will you take 'em to the lounge? 916 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:18,942 Get some juice out of the machine. Bye, Bill. 917 01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:21,144 - Bye! - Bye! 918 01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:23,580 Bye-bye! 919 01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:26,850 So, they finally called us back. 920 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,085 The insurance company? Yep. They won't budge. 921 01:11:29,152 --> 01:11:31,955 They're still maintaining that some of your condition was preexisting. 922 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:34,057 We can take them to arbitration. I don't know. 923 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:37,427 They're digging up x rays from ten years ago. 924 01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:39,396 We've gotta go after the bus company. 925 01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:44,601 - No, no, no! - With the deductible, they're only willing to cover 22,000. 926 01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:47,337 - John's right. We have to... - It was my fault. 927 01:11:47,404 --> 01:11:49,873 I was crossing in the middle of the block. 928 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:53,076 It doesn't matter, Bill. Buses aren't supposed to hit people. 929 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:56,045 - It wasn't their fault. - Pedestrians have the right of way. 930 01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:58,615 - No! - Okay, fine! 931 01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:01,017 Then you owe the hospital $18,000. 932 01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:06,590 Which account do you want me to take that out of? And it's not over. 933 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,558 The insurance company's covering about half. 934 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:10,927 You've still got physical therapy and home care. 935 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:15,164 You're looking at $40,000 to $50,000. 936 01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:17,000 I'm gonna sell the house. 937 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:21,738 - What? - It's too big, and it costs too much to keep up. 938 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:24,474 - Where are you gonna go? - Someplace smaller. 939 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:29,212 Okay. I think we can settle with the bus company. 940 01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:33,349 - No! - Just for expenses, out of court. 941 01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:35,985 I'm gonna sell the house. 942 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,123 It's the right thing to do. 943 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,426 Very funny, Bill. 944 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:49,733 Sorry. 945 01:12:56,706 --> 01:13:00,744 It's the equivalent of eight boxes. 946 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:04,013 It's superconcentrated. 947 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:07,651 It comes out to about three cents a load. 948 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:13,056 But may I be candid? It's our best value. 949 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:16,059 Uh-huh. 950 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:20,497 It's most effective when used with the colorfast bleach... 951 01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:22,699 And the fabric softener. 952 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:24,968 They're designed to work together. 953 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,170 Uh-huh. 954 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:31,975 Is the fabric softener scented? I hate the scented. 955 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:34,243 I do too. 956 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:36,212 Ours is very mild. 957 01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:40,016 It's practically unscented. 958 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,719 Uh. 959 01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:46,255 Okay, wait! Will you wait! 960 01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:49,759 Fall and break your neck, I'm gonna break your neck. 961 01:13:49,826 --> 01:13:53,262 It's good to be here. 962 01:13:53,329 --> 01:13:55,565 Yeah? Good. I'm glad. 963 01:13:55,632 --> 01:13:58,367 All right. Let me take your coat. 964 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,369 Okay. Look at that. 965 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,405 Do you like it? Yeah. 966 01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:06,009 Good. I figured that the couch would be your base of operation. 967 01:14:06,075 --> 01:14:09,513 But if you wanted someplace different, just... No, this is good. 968 01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:11,681 Okay, good. 969 01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:14,050 I stocked you up. 970 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,219 Are you hungry? I'm gonna make some soup. 971 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:19,623 No. You should get back to the kids. No. I'm hungry. 972 01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:22,859 I'm gonna make myself some soup. 973 01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:26,262 - Shelly? - Yeah. 974 01:14:26,329 --> 01:14:31,334 - I'm gonna have to let you go. - Go? Go where? 975 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:35,271 I can't pay you, at least until I go back to work. 976 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:38,542 I knew you were gonna say that. Don't start with me, okay? 977 01:14:38,608 --> 01:14:41,277 - I can get around. - Oh, please. 978 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:45,649 What? I have to go to the kitchen, 979 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:50,253 go to the bathroom, pretty much in that order. 980 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,922 - I'll reduce my hours. - I can't pay you. 981 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:56,025 - You don't have to. - No. No. 982 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:59,028 You're unbearable! All right. 983 01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:02,198 Fine. I'm not your assistant. I'm your friend. 984 01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:05,535 And your friend is gonna stop by every day to say hello. 985 01:15:07,236 --> 01:15:09,973 Now I'm gonna make a friendly bowl of soup. 986 01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:19,015 Under the couch. What? 987 01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:21,618 Look under the couch. 988 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,095 Initial here. 989 01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:39,302 And sign here. 990 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,571 Well, congratulations. 991 01:15:41,638 --> 01:15:45,108 The market's been so flat these days. I'm very happy you got your price. 992 01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:48,645 Why would a corporation want this house? 993 01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:51,314 Investment property. I think it's a tax thing. 994 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:55,151 What's the name of the corporation? The name isn't... 995 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:58,187 Oh, that's my fault. I got the name wrong. I'll fill that in later. 996 01:15:58,254 --> 01:16:02,525 Now, good news. I'll be the leasing agent on this house. 997 01:16:02,592 --> 01:16:05,494 Have you found a place yet? No. 998 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:10,566 Well, I was thinking maybe you could lease this back, just stay here. 999 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,637 How much would the rent be? 1000 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:16,139 What would you feel comfortable with? 1001 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:30,053 - You think I'm stupid? - Do I think? 1002 01:16:30,119 --> 01:16:33,589 I know you're stupid. I don't want charity. 1003 01:16:33,657 --> 01:16:35,491 It's not charity. It's an investment. 1004 01:16:35,558 --> 01:16:40,029 Then why didn't you tell me? Why? Why do you think? 1005 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:42,732 I am not going to let you buy my house. 1006 01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:46,602 Well, it's too late because you signed the papers, so... 1007 01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:50,974 Bill, wait. Wait, wait. 1008 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:56,212 You deceived me. You treat me like a child. I do not! 1009 01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:59,515 I treat you like someone I care about, 1010 01:16:59,582 --> 01:17:01,484 someone who's important to me. 1011 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:03,552 You're part of my family. 1012 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:07,490 No, Shelly. You have a family. 1013 01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:11,527 I hired you, and you treat me with disrespect. 1014 01:17:11,594 --> 01:17:14,030 You treat me like a cripple. 1015 01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:18,167 You are a cripple! An emotional cripple. 1016 01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:20,269 Normal people help each other! 1017 01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:23,006 You're so hung up on your independence! 1018 01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:26,209 "I don't need anybody." Yeah, like that's normal? 1019 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:30,079 That doesn't make you normal. That makes you a freak! 1020 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:33,116 You don't want our help? Fine! 1021 01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:37,086 Then be out of the house in 30 days. 1022 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:46,830 Do you want me to call you a cab? 1023 01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:50,767 I'm calling you a cab! God! 1024 01:18:22,465 --> 01:18:25,668 Whatever you wanna do. That's great. All right. 1025 01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:28,404 Good. Good. 1026 01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:31,975 Yeah, I think that'll be possible. Mm-hmm. All right. 1027 01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:36,712 That's all right. 1028 01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:43,386 The whole Internet right at my fingertips. 1029 01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:47,490 It's like the news has brightened. 1030 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,659 I've got it now. I can stay closer to my family. 1031 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:53,662 You've got mail. America online. Easy to use. 1032 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:58,467 - Friendly menus. - Put in the disk, click, you're on-line. 1033 01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:01,637 You finished, hon? Could be. 1034 01:19:01,704 --> 01:19:04,407 Anything else? No, just the check. 1035 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:10,046 You a salesman? No, I'm a dinosaur. 1036 01:19:10,113 --> 01:19:13,549 You're a dancer? Yeah. 1037 01:19:13,616 --> 01:19:16,452 I'm a dancer. Disco mostly. 1038 01:19:16,519 --> 01:19:19,288 Well, you go, boy. 1039 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:48,885 Watkins. Can I help you? 1040 01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:32,528 - Hey. Hi. Sorry. - Oh. 1041 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,431 I didn't know which apartment... You're Bill Porter, right? 1042 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:39,235 - Yeah. - Hi. I'm Joey Wallace, Portland daily news. 1043 01:20:39,302 --> 01:20:41,938 - Hi. - Sorry I scared you there. I guess we're even. 1044 01:20:42,005 --> 01:20:45,374 - How do you mean? - You scared me when I was a little kid, remember? 1045 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:48,477 - Um... - You had that hand puppet... Kyle pyle. 1046 01:20:48,544 --> 01:20:51,414 Wallace. 362 Chestnut. 1047 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:54,884 You've got an amazing memory. That's very impressive. 1048 01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:57,586 - May I... - No, I... I have to go. 1049 01:20:57,653 --> 01:21:02,625 I'll get to the point, then. I want to write a story about a door-to-door salesman, 1050 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:04,593 uh, last of a dying... 1051 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:06,595 Um, the loss of a tradition. 1052 01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:10,533 - No. - It wouldn't necessarily have to be just about you. 1053 01:21:10,599 --> 01:21:14,003 - Thank you, but no. - Take my card, then? If you change your mind... 1054 01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:19,575 I guess this is where I'm supposed to plant my foot to keep you from closing the door. 1055 01:21:19,642 --> 01:21:22,511 Don't do that. That never works. I have to go. 1056 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:26,049 That's the kind of thing I thought we could talk about. 1057 01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:57,080 Hi. 1058 01:21:57,146 --> 01:21:59,448 Can I come in? 1059 01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:06,389 Hmm, nice. I love what you've done with the place. 1060 01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:10,226 Very funny, Shelly. What do you want? 1061 01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:14,463 There were three boxes that were never delivered. What should I do with them? 1062 01:22:14,530 --> 01:22:17,900 Can you deliver them for me? Oh! 1063 01:22:17,967 --> 01:22:20,436 - You want me to help you? - I'll pay you. 1064 01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:24,573 Oh, I see. So that's how it works. 1065 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,210 Forget it. I'll take care of it myself. 1066 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:30,546 Shut up! Of course I'll deliver the boxes. 1067 01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:34,550 - I'll take care of it, I said. - Fine. 1068 01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:38,521 Fine. They're in my car. I'll leave 'em by the front door. 1069 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:44,260 So you quit your job, huh? 1070 01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:53,602 - You're a celebrity. - I said no. I didn't want him to write that. 1071 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:03,246 Listen, Bill. I... 1072 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:06,915 I've been thinking about, you know, the fight we had... 1073 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,019 And, um, maybe I said some... 1074 01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:12,321 Things that... 1075 01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:18,394 And then you go and quit your job, and I thought... 1076 01:23:18,461 --> 01:23:22,465 No, no, no. We both said things. 1077 01:23:24,967 --> 01:23:27,070 And the job... 1078 01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:30,773 It was time. 1079 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,977 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna take up kickboxing. 1080 01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:48,524 It's a nice article. You should read it. 1081 01:24:19,288 --> 01:24:23,559 "I never really took notice until he wasn't there anymore, 1082 01:24:23,626 --> 01:24:26,729 "this odd man with the funny walk... 1083 01:24:26,795 --> 01:24:30,166 "And the briefcase and his hat set just so. 1084 01:24:31,434 --> 01:24:34,737 One day he just stopped coming." 1085 01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:37,473 These damn chilblains are killing me. 1086 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:41,344 My hands are so dry. I've tried everything. 1087 01:24:44,447 --> 01:24:47,383 "He was a thread, 1088 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:49,418 "an invisible thread in our neighborhood... 1089 01:24:52,121 --> 01:24:56,425 "Which tied us together, bringing us news... 1090 01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:58,594 "Who died, 1091 01:25:02,165 --> 01:25:05,000 "who moved away, 1092 01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:07,536 "who just got married. 1093 01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:17,546 "He's a door-to-door salesman for the Watkins company... 1094 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:20,216 Whom many considered unemployable." 1095 01:25:22,885 --> 01:25:25,754 Mr. Porter, that was a wonderful article in the paper. 1096 01:25:25,821 --> 01:25:28,191 I didn't want that. 1097 01:25:30,559 --> 01:25:32,695 Is Peter in? Oh, hi, Bill. 1098 01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:36,432 That was a great article in the paper. I didn't want him to write that. 1099 01:25:36,499 --> 01:25:39,502 - Hey, Bill. How you doin'? - Can I talk to you? 1100 01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,970 Well, I was just heading out. What's up? 1101 01:25:42,037 --> 01:25:47,075 I want my territory back. We've shut that department down. There is no more door-to-door. 1102 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:50,846 I don't need a department. All I need is... 1103 01:25:50,913 --> 01:25:55,584 Bill, you did the right thing. You had an amazing run. It's over. 1104 01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:58,354 Retire. Go fishing. Enjoy yourself. 1105 01:25:58,421 --> 01:26:00,556 I don't want to go fishing. 1106 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:02,725 I want to work. There must be something you can do. 1107 01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,960 Have you checked with the employment office? 1108 01:26:05,027 --> 01:26:08,764 Carla, I'm going to be gone until 2:30. If stickley calls... Peter. 1109 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:12,268 - Don't run off. I need two minutes. - Great seeing you, Bill. 1110 01:26:12,335 --> 01:26:14,637 Best of luck to ya. 1111 01:26:14,703 --> 01:26:18,741 - Wonderful piece in the paper, Bill. - Hm. 1112 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:21,777 I'd like to put a copy of it in the shareholders report. 1113 01:26:24,247 --> 01:26:26,815 Either way, I wasn't going fishing. 1114 01:26:27,950 --> 01:26:31,254 What piece in the paper? 1115 01:26:54,610 --> 01:26:56,445 Bill. 1116 01:26:57,713 --> 01:27:00,283 Bill? Bill! 1117 01:27:03,151 --> 01:27:04,887 Bill Porter! 1118 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,993 Get off the bus. Get off. 1119 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:21,970 A salesman drives down a dark country road... 1120 01:27:22,037 --> 01:27:24,740 Completely lost. 1121 01:27:24,807 --> 01:27:28,344 After a time, he runs out of gas. 1122 01:27:28,411 --> 01:27:32,348 Luckily, there's a farmhouse just down the road. 1123 01:27:32,415 --> 01:27:36,652 He goes to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. 1124 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:43,359 The farmer's wife comes to the door and says, "can I help you?" 1125 01:27:46,194 --> 01:27:48,631 "Yes, " he says. "You can. 1126 01:27:53,736 --> 01:27:57,573 I've run out of gas, and I've lost my way." 1127 01:28:01,076 --> 01:28:03,011 I'll bet you anything... 1128 01:28:03,078 --> 01:28:05,748 'Cause the cream you've been using has an alcohol base... 1129 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:09,251 And she says, "you can spend the night. 1130 01:28:09,318 --> 01:28:13,422 Put some of this on your fingers. Tell me if your wife wouldn't enjoy this. 1131 01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:16,592 "But I don't have a daughter, 1132 01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:18,961 but he doesn't cook. 1133 01:28:19,027 --> 01:28:23,098 "And you'll have a nice room all to yourself. 1134 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:29,037 "We don't have any farm animals. 1135 01:28:29,104 --> 01:28:33,509 All right, Bob. I'm gonna bring you some of the samples next week. 1136 01:28:33,576 --> 01:28:35,978 Oh, that's fine, Bill, but no promises. 1137 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:39,114 And my husband and I are happily married." 1138 01:28:39,181 --> 01:28:42,518 A beautiful day. 1139 01:28:42,585 --> 01:28:44,953 Have a good one, Bill. 1140 01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:51,927 The salesman looks around confused, 1141 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:56,031 and then he turns back to the farmer's wife and says, 1142 01:28:56,098 --> 01:29:01,203 "oh, gosh, I must be in the wrong joke."