WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11.045 --> 00:00:16.084 Fans at Ebbets Field by jumping all over their crosstown rivals, the Yankees, 4 00:00:16.150 --> 00:00:18.952 and their 17-Game-Winner "Bullet" Bob Turley, 5 00:00:19.019 --> 00:00:23.324 for eight runs to gain their first victory in the subway series. 6 00:00:23.391 --> 00:00:28.196 The Dodgers were led by Roy Campanella, who cracked three hits and drove in three runs. 7 00:00:28.262 --> 00:00:30.798 It's a fluke. 8 00:00:30.864 --> 00:00:35.569 Gotta be a fluke. Them bum's are geriatrics. 9 00:00:35.636 --> 00:00:38.872 Robinson's the youngest, and he's going on 65. 10 00:00:38.939 --> 00:00:42.009 Huh, Billy? Uh-huh. 11 00:00:42.076 --> 00:00:46.647 Dodgers' manager, Walt Alston, refused to panic, starting Johnny Podres on the mound. 12 00:00:46.714 --> 00:00:48.816 They better start whitey tonight. 13 00:00:50.251 --> 00:00:55.423 Yeah. Oh, yeah, Johnny Podres. 14 00:00:55.489 --> 00:00:58.126 Johnny-come-lately more like. 15 00:00:58.192 --> 00:01:00.494 Bread rises faster than his fastball. 16 00:01:01.662 --> 00:01:04.265 Happy birthday, Johnny. 17 00:01:04.332 --> 00:01:07.735 Hi, i'm Mike Wallace with a sensational shortening discovery... 18 00:01:07.801 --> 00:01:09.703 For better baking and frying. 19 00:01:09.770 --> 00:01:11.004 It's golden fluff-o. 20 00:01:11.071 --> 00:01:14.642 Still, you have to give him some credit, this Podres kid. 21 00:01:14.708 --> 00:01:16.944 Couldn't have been too easy for him, right? 22 00:01:17.010 --> 00:01:20.514 What with the pressure and all. 23 00:01:20.581 --> 00:01:24.051 Oh, you look like a million. 24 00:01:28.922 --> 00:01:30.824 There. 25 00:01:30.891 --> 00:01:32.260 Take a look. 26 00:01:38.266 --> 00:01:42.536 Now, listen. It takes people a wee bit longer to warm up to you. 27 00:01:42.603 --> 00:01:46.507 Just be patient. Patient and persistent. 28 00:01:49.310 --> 00:01:50.778 You're gonna be great. 29 00:02:00.788 --> 00:02:03.056 And those cases... They're heavy. 30 00:02:03.123 --> 00:02:06.694 Hell, a lot of the guys... They're carryin' two cases with 'em. 31 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:11.365 Now, I admire your determination, but... 32 00:02:11.432 --> 00:02:14.168 Then the walking. 33 00:02:14.235 --> 00:02:16.570 You understand what I'm gettin' at. 34 00:02:16.637 --> 00:02:20.674 I just, uh... I don't see any way this can work. 35 00:02:20.741 --> 00:02:21.909 Look, I'm sorry. 36 00:02:24.845 --> 00:02:26.514 Thanks for comin' in. 37 00:02:53.874 --> 00:02:55.743 All the October statements. 38 00:02:55.809 --> 00:02:57.745 Mr. Hernandez! 39 00:02:59.046 --> 00:03:01.482 Give me your worst route. 40 00:03:02.350 --> 00:03:06.787 Give me the area nobody wants. 41 00:03:09.457 --> 00:03:11.659 What have you got to lose? 42 00:03:11.725 --> 00:03:15.563 If I can sell it, you're a hero. 43 00:03:15.629 --> 00:03:18.999 Mr. Porter, let's be honest. This is a physically demanding job, 44 00:03:19.066 --> 00:03:21.935 and you're... well... crippled, and I don't see how... 45 00:03:22.002 --> 00:03:24.405 Ow. What? 46 00:03:37.050 --> 00:03:39.953 ♪ Some people say ♪ 47 00:03:40.020 --> 00:03:42.490 ♪ a man is made out of mud ♪ 48 00:03:42.556 --> 00:03:44.892 ♪ a poor man's made out of muscle and blood ♪ 49 00:03:44.958 --> 00:03:48.962 Praise the lord. ♪ muscle and blood and skin and bones ♪ 50 00:03:49.029 --> 00:03:51.765 ♪ a mind that's weak and a back that's strong ♪ 51 00:03:51.832 --> 00:03:55.836 ♪ you load 16 tons what do ya get ♪ 52 00:03:55.903 --> 00:03:59.172 ♪ another day older and deeper in debt ♪ 53 00:03:59.239 --> 00:04:02.276 Ya nervous? Yeah. 54 00:04:02.343 --> 00:04:04.712 Oh, nuts! I was gonna make you a lunch. 55 00:04:04.778 --> 00:04:05.779 No! 56 00:04:07.448 --> 00:04:12.420 Oh, well, good for me. I guess I'm a little nervous too. 57 00:04:12.486 --> 00:04:14.355 Yes, yes, you are. 58 00:04:14.422 --> 00:04:17.625 Well, what are you waiting for? Them to come to the car? 59 00:04:17.691 --> 00:04:20.694 Go sell some soap. 60 00:04:20.761 --> 00:04:22.963 Meet you at 5:00. All right. 61 00:04:23.030 --> 00:04:28.436 ♪ Well, bless me soul ya load 16 tons what do ya get ♪ 62 00:04:28.502 --> 00:04:31.138 ♪ another day older and deeper in debt ♪ 63 00:04:31.204 --> 00:04:34.808 ♪ St. Peter, don't ya call me 'cause I can't go ♪ 64 00:04:34.875 --> 00:04:38.712 ♪ I owe my soul to the company store ♪ 65 00:04:41.782 --> 00:04:45.553 ♪ I owe my soul to the company store ♪ 66 00:05:09.042 --> 00:05:10.444 Morning. 67 00:05:12.112 --> 00:05:14.214 May I be candid with you? 68 00:05:14.281 --> 00:05:19.853 The greatest value in our catalog is this double strength vanilla extract. 69 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:22.490 Uh-huh. It comes in the four-ounce... 70 00:05:22.556 --> 00:05:24.925 That's right! That's right! 71 00:05:24.992 --> 00:05:28.496 That's right! I told ya I'd call the cops! 72 00:05:28.562 --> 00:05:31.899 Oh, my god! Look what they're doing! Larry! 73 00:05:31.965 --> 00:05:34.502 We got a call? Officer, I have done the research. 74 00:05:34.568 --> 00:05:36.937 It's hanging over our property. The law says... 75 00:05:37.004 --> 00:05:39.807 Do you see my feet? That's pine tar. I've got white carpeting. 76 00:05:39.873 --> 00:05:42.410 I've got a sticky green path from the front door... 77 00:05:42.476 --> 00:05:46.246 Rhonda, look where your front door is! Look where the tree is! 78 00:05:46.313 --> 00:05:48.782 What kind of people would do this to a tree? They butchered it! 79 00:05:48.849 --> 00:05:53.787 - Will you stop? - You do not have the right to tell... 80 00:05:57.391 --> 00:06:01.061 I have tried gasoline and turpentine. It smells like a garage. 81 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:11.505 It's our side of the property. The tree is on the property line! 82 00:06:11.572 --> 00:06:13.741 You planted it in the wrong spot. 83 00:06:16.009 --> 00:06:19.012 If you'd asked us before you planted that stupid... 84 00:06:25.986 --> 00:06:28.856 Yeah? Good morning. 85 00:06:28.922 --> 00:06:33.594 My name is Bill Porter. I would like to take a moment... 86 00:06:33.661 --> 00:06:37.565 Of your time to tell you about some of the many... 87 00:06:37.631 --> 00:06:40.668 Fine Watkins products available. 88 00:06:40.734 --> 00:06:42.936 And, of course, they all come... 89 00:06:43.003 --> 00:06:46.474 With a 100% money-back guarantee. 90 00:06:47.641 --> 00:06:48.976 I don't think so. 91 00:06:51.011 --> 00:06:53.981 Who is it? Some charity guy. 92 00:07:10.931 --> 00:07:14.134 Get ready to go now... Don't let the dog out. 93 00:07:14.201 --> 00:07:17.571 Yeah? My name is Bill Porter. I represent... 94 00:07:17.638 --> 00:07:20.541 Peanut, would you shut the hell up? Go on! Sit! 95 00:07:20.608 --> 00:07:22.610 Sheri, would you get your damn dog? 96 00:07:22.676 --> 00:07:24.978 I swear to god. What? 97 00:07:25.045 --> 00:07:28.549 My name is Bill Porter. I was wondering... 98 00:07:28.616 --> 00:07:32.285 If I could take a moment of your time to show you... 99 00:07:32.352 --> 00:07:35.122 Some of the many fine Watkins products. 100 00:07:35.188 --> 00:07:37.691 Joey, I told you to put your pants on. 101 00:07:37.758 --> 00:07:42.029 Hi there. I once had a fish named Joey. 102 00:07:44.798 --> 00:07:47.935 Oh, shoot. Grab him, would you? 103 00:07:48.001 --> 00:07:50.704 Sheri, your damn dog got out! Damn it! 104 00:07:50.771 --> 00:07:53.841 I'm in the bathroom! Peanut! Come here! 105 00:07:53.907 --> 00:07:56.877 Peanut, come here! Come on, peanut! God, peanut! 106 00:07:56.944 --> 00:07:59.547 May I be candid with you? 107 00:07:59.613 --> 00:08:03.517 The greatest value in our catalog... 108 00:08:03.584 --> 00:08:07.154 Is the double strength vanilla extract. 109 00:08:07.220 --> 00:08:11.592 It comes in the four-, eight- and twelve-ounce sizes. 110 00:08:13.293 --> 00:08:17.665 Obviously, the twelve-ounce is the best value. 111 00:08:17.731 --> 00:08:20.100 I really don't need anything. 112 00:08:20.167 --> 00:08:23.503 But I respect what you're doing so much, um... 113 00:08:25.338 --> 00:08:27.274 Here. I'd like to help you. 114 00:08:31.144 --> 00:08:35.015 Oh. Oh, please, take it. 115 00:08:36.283 --> 00:08:37.785 I don't need charity. 116 00:08:38.952 --> 00:08:40.988 But you need spot remover. 117 00:08:41.054 --> 00:08:44.091 Look at your couch. It's appalling. 118 00:09:18.626 --> 00:09:20.260 No solicitors. 119 00:09:20.327 --> 00:09:24.865 I'm from the Watkins company. What? No solicitors. 120 00:09:24.932 --> 00:09:27.367 What? What? 121 00:09:27.434 --> 00:09:29.803 I'm from the Watkins company. 122 00:09:29.870 --> 00:09:33.273 No, no, no. Rules. 123 00:09:43.383 --> 00:09:46.353 I don't know. I'm kind of tired of egg salad, you know? 124 00:09:49.723 --> 00:09:51.992 Here. Let me get that for ya. 125 00:09:53.426 --> 00:09:55.996 Thanks. 126 00:10:02.970 --> 00:10:04.938 May I be candid with you? 127 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:08.175 Oh. Yes. 128 00:10:08.241 --> 00:10:12.079 No, candid. May I be candid? 129 00:10:12.145 --> 00:10:15.148 Oh, absolutely. 130 00:10:15.215 --> 00:10:20.153 In my experience, the greatest value in our catalog... 131 00:10:20.220 --> 00:10:24.291 Is the triple action laundry detergent. 132 00:10:24.357 --> 00:10:27.327 At 3.95 a box... 133 00:10:27.394 --> 00:10:30.397 You can see what a great savings that is. 134 00:10:32.165 --> 00:10:34.401 How many may I put you down for? 135 00:10:36.169 --> 00:10:37.337 Two. 136 00:10:38.806 --> 00:10:42.009 - Really? - And a large bleach. 137 00:10:57.090 --> 00:10:58.125 Um... 138 00:11:02.830 --> 00:11:06.266 May I ask you to fill in the order for me? 139 00:11:06.333 --> 00:11:11.338 Oh, of course. Would you like a drink? 140 00:11:11.404 --> 00:11:12.773 Thank you. 141 00:11:21.581 --> 00:11:25.152 Oh! 142 00:11:25.218 --> 00:11:29.857 I'm sorry. I put a little vodka in there. Is it too much for you? 143 00:11:29.923 --> 00:11:32.225 I probably shouldn't. 144 00:11:32.292 --> 00:11:37.130 I walk like a drunken sailor as it is. 145 00:11:40.734 --> 00:11:43.036 I wouldn't feel good about myself... 146 00:11:43.103 --> 00:11:46.306 If I didn't tell you about our fabric softener. 147 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:10.764 Oh, I must have walked ten miles today. 148 00:12:10.831 --> 00:12:13.000 Now, Billy, don't push yourself so hard. 149 00:12:13.066 --> 00:12:14.667 You must be patient. You can't expect... 150 00:12:14.734 --> 00:12:17.838 - I made a sale. - You did? 151 00:12:17.905 --> 00:12:22.943 Yeah! Almost $50! 152 00:12:23.010 --> 00:12:27.214 Wow! See? You can do anything. 153 00:12:27.280 --> 00:12:30.984 - I can do this. - I know you can. 154 00:12:31.051 --> 00:12:34.254 I made $4.25 today, 155 00:12:34.321 --> 00:12:38.125 and I'm gonna blow every penny of it. 156 00:12:38.191 --> 00:12:41.361 I'm taking you out on the town. 157 00:12:42.996 --> 00:12:48.168 ♪ Why do fools fall in love why do birds sing ♪ 158 00:12:48.235 --> 00:12:49.970 I took a sip. 159 00:12:50.037 --> 00:12:53.473 It was vodka. What did you do? 160 00:12:53.540 --> 00:12:57.878 What could I do? I swallowed it. 161 00:13:04.784 --> 00:13:07.787 Billy, this is for you... 162 00:13:07.855 --> 00:13:09.356 It being your first day. 163 00:13:25.873 --> 00:13:27.307 Dad's watch. 164 00:13:27.374 --> 00:13:30.643 Dad's watch! 165 00:13:30.710 --> 00:13:34.014 Quit it. They gave it to him in the grand ballroom... 166 00:13:34.081 --> 00:13:35.949 At the Drake hotel. 167 00:13:36.016 --> 00:13:38.651 - He doesn't care. He's a retard. - How do you know? 168 00:13:38.718 --> 00:13:44.591 I bought a dress for $23. Your father near had a heart attack. 169 00:13:44.657 --> 00:13:46.226 Chicago was all lit up... 170 00:13:46.293 --> 00:13:48.261 Excuse me. 171 00:13:48.328 --> 00:13:50.597 Could I borrow your ketchup, please? 172 00:13:50.663 --> 00:13:52.565 Yeah, sure. 173 00:13:54.067 --> 00:13:59.272 Oh, I'm so sorry. I must be a retard or something. 174 00:13:59.339 --> 00:14:00.740 Told you not to call him that. 175 00:14:00.807 --> 00:14:04.945 What are you laughing at? And the world's fair. 176 00:14:05.012 --> 00:14:06.914 Peterson had a display there. 177 00:14:06.980 --> 00:14:09.983 Your dad was top salesman three years running. 178 00:14:10.050 --> 00:14:12.585 He was an amazing salesman. 179 00:14:12.652 --> 00:14:16.423 Amazing. He could sell you the ring off your own finger. 180 00:14:20.060 --> 00:14:22.729 And what a handsome man. 181 00:14:22.795 --> 00:14:25.098 Oh, what a time we had. 182 00:14:25.165 --> 00:14:28.902 He was a very handsome man. 183 00:14:30.870 --> 00:14:33.440 And you look just like him. 184 00:14:35.142 --> 00:14:40.547 ♪ Why do fools fall in... ♪ 185 00:14:40.613 --> 00:14:44.217 My point in telling you this long story is that if anyone should ever call you... 186 00:14:44.284 --> 00:14:46.586 And say, "is Peter Rabbit there?" 187 00:14:46.653 --> 00:14:48.121 Don't hang up. It's me. 188 00:14:49.422 --> 00:14:52.159 So I've had many ups and downs in show business. 189 00:14:52.225 --> 00:14:54.261 What are you watching? I don't know. 190 00:14:54.327 --> 00:14:57.764 But he's funny. Who is that? 191 00:14:57.830 --> 00:15:00.133 - Come here. - It's Jack Paar. 192 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:05.038 He looks different. Must be his hair or something. Where are my glasses? 193 00:15:05.105 --> 00:15:09.209 Well, I'm going to bed. I'm a working man now. 194 00:15:09.276 --> 00:15:12.279 This could be the biggest thing in television today. 195 00:15:12.345 --> 00:15:14.547 Excuse me, working man. 196 00:15:14.614 --> 00:15:19.619 Pick up that glass. I let the servants go early tonight. 197 00:15:19.686 --> 00:15:22.355 What was that one thing that kept you off the top? 198 00:15:22.422 --> 00:15:24.291 I didn't marry Lucille ball. 199 00:15:26.926 --> 00:15:31.431 I can see the show now... I love poofy. It would have been great. 200 00:15:31.498 --> 00:15:34.534 I can see the tremendous effort you're putting into this. 201 00:15:34.601 --> 00:15:38.972 I know it can't be easy, but, uh, you're not even close. 202 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:40.907 It's only been four days. 203 00:15:40.974 --> 00:15:45.112 I understand, but the average... you're gonna have to hit at least... 204 00:15:45.178 --> 00:15:47.614 I'm building. It takes time. 205 00:15:47.680 --> 00:15:51.584 - I know that, but... - Just give me till the end of the month. 206 00:15:55.188 --> 00:15:57.324 We had a complaint... 207 00:15:57.390 --> 00:15:59.826 From a woman on Chestnut Street. 208 00:15:59.892 --> 00:16:05.432 She said you scared her little boy. You can see my problem. 209 00:16:09.902 --> 00:16:11.171 Best chocolate... 210 00:16:11.238 --> 00:16:14.441 Hi! My name is Lyle. 211 00:16:14.507 --> 00:16:19.579 You can call me Lyle or Glyle or Mr. Pyle. 212 00:16:19.646 --> 00:16:23.083 But whatever you do, don't smile. 213 00:16:23.150 --> 00:16:26.919 - You better not smile. - Who is it, Joey? 214 00:16:26.986 --> 00:16:29.889 Mr. Pyle! Hmm? 215 00:16:29.956 --> 00:16:31.758 Mr. Pyle. 216 00:16:38.365 --> 00:16:41.134 What the hell? Come on in. 217 00:16:41.201 --> 00:16:45.972 Hey. This is really a lovely home. 218 00:17:08.961 --> 00:17:10.897 Mom! 219 00:17:23.710 --> 00:17:25.745 Mother! 220 00:17:25.812 --> 00:17:30.650 Want to go to a few more houses? 221 00:17:30.717 --> 00:17:33.153 Let's go. What are you going to say? 222 00:17:33.220 --> 00:17:36.423 He's a hobo. I can tell with that hat. 223 00:17:38.625 --> 00:17:43.430 Mrs. Warren, have you seen my mother? No, not today. 224 00:17:43.496 --> 00:17:46.466 I've got some wonderful candy. 225 00:17:49.569 --> 00:17:54.674 No! She is missing. You don't understand. 226 00:17:54.741 --> 00:17:58.211 I don't know. I was at work. 227 00:17:58.278 --> 00:18:01.781 At work! 228 00:18:01.848 --> 00:18:06.085 Well, how long do we have to wait... 229 00:18:06.153 --> 00:18:10.723 Before we can file the... 230 00:18:10.790 --> 00:18:13.059 Hold on. 231 00:18:21.734 --> 00:18:24.671 Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm fine. Thank you. 232 00:18:24.737 --> 00:18:27.840 I'll walk you in. No, it's all right. You don't have to see me in. 233 00:18:30.277 --> 00:18:33.045 They said you were on Washington Street. 234 00:18:33.112 --> 00:18:34.981 What were you doing over there? 235 00:18:35.047 --> 00:18:40.052 Just some shopping. I wanted some shoes. Did you eat? 236 00:18:40.119 --> 00:18:42.689 There aren't any shoe stores on Washington Street. 237 00:18:42.755 --> 00:18:47.760 Well, I got turned around, and it got dark, 238 00:18:47.827 --> 00:18:51.097 and I ended up on Washington Street. 239 00:18:51.164 --> 00:18:53.400 I'm going to fix some lamb chops. 240 00:18:54.834 --> 00:19:00.807 Would you set the table? Sorry I worried you, Billy. 241 00:19:00.873 --> 00:19:03.376 Why didn't you call? 242 00:19:07.980 --> 00:19:09.782 Mom? 243 00:19:14.221 --> 00:19:17.156 I couldn't remember our number. 244 00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:23.162 Oh! 245 00:19:26.533 --> 00:19:31.604 Billy, I think there's something wrong with me. 246 00:19:58.998 --> 00:20:02.068 This man just showered with a new kind of soap. 247 00:20:02.134 --> 00:20:06.105 New lifebuoy mint refresher, a soap so loaded with mint, 248 00:20:06.172 --> 00:20:09.141 so tangy, so frosty, it drives wives... 249 00:20:09.208 --> 00:20:11.411 ♪ Wicked. ♪ 250 00:20:11.478 --> 00:20:13.546 Soap has never smelled this good before. 251 00:20:13.613 --> 00:20:16.849 New lifebuoy mint refresher, drives wives... 252 00:20:16.916 --> 00:20:18.885 ♪ Wicked. ♪ 253 00:20:18.951 --> 00:20:21.588 A northwest mountie. 254 00:20:21.654 --> 00:20:25.124 He's been trailing this desperate character for three years. 255 00:20:25.191 --> 00:20:28.661 ♪ Relief is just a swallow away ♪ 256 00:20:28.728 --> 00:20:32.432 ♪ down, down, down the stomach through ♪ 257 00:21:04.464 --> 00:21:07.334 I wouldn't leave you, Bill. Thanks, Benny. 258 00:21:09.336 --> 00:21:12.104 Runnin' a little late this morning. 259 00:21:14.474 --> 00:21:16.709 Yeah, that's fine. 260 00:21:16.776 --> 00:21:19.912 Morning, sir. There you go. 261 00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:28.688 Monarch Plaza hotel. Mornin', Bill. 262 00:21:28.755 --> 00:21:31.424 How's the baby? Oh, much better. 263 00:21:31.491 --> 00:21:34.694 I got one for ya. Lay it on me. 264 00:21:34.761 --> 00:21:38.431 Traveling salesman passes a farmhouse. 265 00:21:38.498 --> 00:21:41.934 He sees a pig with a wooden leg. 266 00:21:42.001 --> 00:21:45.638 He says to the farmer, "what's with the wooden leg?" 267 00:21:45.705 --> 00:21:49.876 Farmer says, "well, that's a very special pig. 268 00:21:49.942 --> 00:21:53.946 "A few months back, our house caught fire. 269 00:21:54.013 --> 00:21:58.851 The pig came and woke us up and saved my whole family." 270 00:21:58.918 --> 00:22:00.587 So the salesman says... 271 00:22:00.653 --> 00:22:04.724 "But why the wooden leg?" "Hold on, " the farmer says. 272 00:22:04.791 --> 00:22:07.193 "My little girl was playing in the road, 273 00:22:07.259 --> 00:22:11.398 "and one of those logging trucks lost his brakes. 274 00:22:11.464 --> 00:22:14.834 The pig ran out and dragged her to safety." 275 00:22:14.901 --> 00:22:19.238 "That's amazing," says the salesman, "but why the wooden leg?" 276 00:22:19.305 --> 00:22:24.911 "Well, " says the farmer, "you don't eat a pig like that all at once." 277 00:22:24.977 --> 00:22:28.948 That's good. That's real good. I'm gonna remember that one. 278 00:22:30.850 --> 00:22:34.454 "You don't eat a pig like that all at once." 279 00:22:36.389 --> 00:22:39.626 Did you have breakfast? Yeah. 280 00:22:39.692 --> 00:22:42.929 What did you have? Because you look thin. 281 00:22:42.995 --> 00:22:47.734 A couple of chickens and a delmonico steak. 282 00:22:47.800 --> 00:22:50.503 Pass me that newspaper. 283 00:22:53.473 --> 00:22:57.410 Ow! 284 00:23:02.715 --> 00:23:06.352 Dotty's girl is getting married. 285 00:23:06.419 --> 00:23:08.488 Oh. 286 00:23:08.555 --> 00:23:11.958 He's a mechanic. Do I know her? 287 00:23:12.024 --> 00:23:13.660 Dotty, next door. 288 00:23:13.726 --> 00:23:18.565 Oh, dotty, dotty. Tsk! 289 00:23:23.169 --> 00:23:26.072 I have to get to work. 290 00:23:26.138 --> 00:23:28.975 Yes, I have to go now too. No, Mom, you can't. 291 00:23:29.041 --> 00:23:32.445 I am. I'm going home. No, you have to stay here. 292 00:23:32.512 --> 00:23:35.482 Why? Because why. You know why. 293 00:23:35.548 --> 00:23:39.952 Th... th... They care for you here. 294 00:23:40.019 --> 00:23:44.657 Okay. You'll come home this weekend. 295 00:23:44.724 --> 00:23:48.828 I'll see you tonight. 296 00:23:48.895 --> 00:23:53.399 Billy? Give her the havilland tea set. 297 00:23:53.466 --> 00:23:58.204 - Who? - That girl... for the wedding. 298 00:24:04.176 --> 00:24:06.646 I'll see you tonight. 299 00:24:17.790 --> 00:24:21.227 You got the checkbook? Yeah. Of course I do. 300 00:24:21.293 --> 00:24:26.566 Good morning. We can't right now, Bill. We're late. 301 00:24:26.633 --> 00:24:30.803 Bill. Bill, are you going next door? Yeah. 302 00:24:30.870 --> 00:24:34.006 Would you tell those people... You see this? 303 00:24:34.073 --> 00:24:35.875 This is the number for animal control! 304 00:24:35.942 --> 00:24:38.678 If they do not shut up that stupid dog... 305 00:24:38.745 --> 00:24:42.014 Bill! Bill! Could you do me a favor? 306 00:24:42.081 --> 00:24:44.884 Could you explain to him that's not our dog? That's the wylers' dog. 307 00:24:44.951 --> 00:24:48.788 I've been over that a hundred times. I've told them that. 308 00:24:48.855 --> 00:24:51.924 It is not the wylers' dog. It is a yapping dog. 309 00:24:51.991 --> 00:24:54.894 - The wylers have a collie. - This is a yapping dog. 310 00:24:54.961 --> 00:24:57.063 And, Bill, they want to talk about noise? 311 00:24:57.129 --> 00:25:01.100 Tell them that they can close the damn window if they're gonna play the hi-fi. 312 00:25:01.167 --> 00:25:03.335 Are they deaf? 313 00:25:03.402 --> 00:25:06.639 Every night, it's 2:00, 3:00 in the morning. This dog is yap, yap, yap. 314 00:25:06.706 --> 00:25:10.877 How can you live like that? How many times can you listen to "my boyfriend's back"? 315 00:25:10.943 --> 00:25:12.879 - He's back! - Yap, yap, yap! 316 00:25:12.945 --> 00:25:15.548 - There's gonna be trouble. - Yap, yap, yap, yap. 317 00:25:15.615 --> 00:25:20.887 You can bet there's gonna be trouble. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. 318 00:25:20.953 --> 00:25:24.290 Tree mutilators. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. 319 00:25:33.032 --> 00:25:35.301 Reardon sets the screen for him, an outlet pass. 320 00:25:35.367 --> 00:25:38.605 That's a 16-foot set jumper. He's not gonna miss that. 321 00:25:42.508 --> 00:25:46.679 I don't think your doorbell is... is... Oh, man! 322 00:25:51.017 --> 00:25:55.387 They're still good to go, and he gets the layup. 323 00:26:00.292 --> 00:26:03.262 Hey, Bill! You goin' to the bus? Hop in. I'll give you a ride! 324 00:26:03.329 --> 00:26:06.799 - That's all right, Mr. Winters. - I'm going right by there. 325 00:26:06.866 --> 00:26:11.037 - That's all right. Thank you. - Don't be stupid. Get in! 326 00:26:37.630 --> 00:26:41.400 Mrs. Kotlarenko! Mr. Porter, your mother is eating dinner. 327 00:26:41.467 --> 00:26:45.204 Where? She's good, nice dinner. In the back. She's good. 328 00:26:45.271 --> 00:26:48.875 Everything good. Oh, shh. 329 00:27:10.629 --> 00:27:13.866 He be okay. Epilepsy. That's all. 330 00:27:13.933 --> 00:27:17.236 Where's my mother's suitcase? Suitcase? 331 00:27:17.303 --> 00:27:21.007 We're leaving. Yes, we're leaving. 332 00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:31.483 There are cold cuts in the refrigerator for lunch. 333 00:27:31.550 --> 00:27:34.520 - She'll be fine. - Mama? 334 00:27:34.586 --> 00:27:38.124 I'll be home about 7:00. 335 00:27:38.190 --> 00:27:41.560 Mrs. Warren is gonna check in with ya. 336 00:27:41.627 --> 00:27:45.297 She'll make you lunch. 337 00:27:45.364 --> 00:27:48.968 Mama, please! Just go. 338 00:27:49.035 --> 00:27:51.203 Don't worry about her. I'll keep an eye on her. 339 00:27:55.641 --> 00:27:57.710 I'm gonna do some cleaning, Billy. 340 00:27:59.378 --> 00:28:02.949 This place is a mess. 341 00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:10.723 Yeah. 342 00:28:10.790 --> 00:28:15.094 Good morning! My name is Bill Porter. 343 00:28:15.161 --> 00:28:17.663 I'm with the Watkins company. You're a salesman? 344 00:28:17.730 --> 00:28:22.201 - Yeah. - No, thank you. I don't need anything. 345 00:28:22.268 --> 00:28:25.772 - Are these orchids? - Yes. 346 00:28:25.838 --> 00:28:29.008 They're hard to grow. I know. I've tried. 347 00:28:29.075 --> 00:28:32.912 Uh-oh. You have a spot of something on your shirt. 348 00:28:32.979 --> 00:28:37.283 Our laundry detergent is concentrated, so in just one... 349 00:28:37.349 --> 00:28:39.118 Hi. Hey. 350 00:28:39.185 --> 00:28:41.888 - You off to school? - Yep. 351 00:28:41.954 --> 00:28:43.756 Good morning. Good morning. 352 00:28:43.823 --> 00:28:46.192 - I'm Bill Porter. - Brad Gutierrez. 353 00:28:46.258 --> 00:28:48.995 - You live in the neighborhood? - He rents a room from me. 354 00:28:49.061 --> 00:28:52.698 Guys, I need you to step outside. I need to spray in here. 355 00:28:52.765 --> 00:28:58.004 That stuff's gonna kill you. Thank you. Go outside. Smoke a cigarette. 356 00:29:03.976 --> 00:29:06.012 I hate that stuff. 357 00:29:06.078 --> 00:29:09.215 It's for bugs? Yeah. 358 00:29:09.281 --> 00:29:12.218 Has he tried peppermint soap? 359 00:29:13.619 --> 00:29:16.522 I don't think so. 360 00:29:24.964 --> 00:29:27.800 What about this? 361 00:29:32.638 --> 00:29:35.808 You spray that stuff... 362 00:29:35.875 --> 00:29:37.944 Bye. 363 00:29:38.010 --> 00:29:40.279 I will. Okay. Bye. 364 00:29:43.816 --> 00:29:49.321 Athens, Morocco, someplace else. 365 00:29:49.388 --> 00:29:55.361 It's very sweet of him, but what am I going to do all by myself on a boat? 366 00:29:55.427 --> 00:29:58.931 Your son sounds like a very generous man. 367 00:29:58.998 --> 00:30:01.533 I think he feels guilty. 368 00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:03.635 Why? 369 00:30:03.702 --> 00:30:05.737 I never see him. 370 00:30:05.804 --> 00:30:08.107 This is a Buddhist monk who has poured gasoline... But he's busy. 371 00:30:08.174 --> 00:30:10.943 On himself and set himself on fire. You know? 372 00:30:11.010 --> 00:30:13.112 He just... 373 00:30:13.179 --> 00:30:14.947 Oh, my... He's burning to death. 374 00:30:15.014 --> 00:30:18.584 Oh, my god. What is he doing? Oh, dear god! 375 00:30:18.650 --> 00:30:23.222 - He's protesting the war. - But why do they... 376 00:30:23.289 --> 00:30:28.327 Why do they show that... Why do they put that on the television? 377 00:30:28.394 --> 00:30:31.497 Throw Buddhist leaders in jail by the dozens. 378 00:30:35.167 --> 00:30:40.306 I made some orange juice. It's fresh squeezed. 379 00:30:40.372 --> 00:30:43.609 No, thank you. I have to go. 380 00:30:43.675 --> 00:30:45.912 Uh, Bill? 381 00:30:47.646 --> 00:30:51.283 Um... 382 00:30:51.350 --> 00:30:54.954 What is that tonic that I like so much? 383 00:30:55.021 --> 00:30:58.090 Beef and iron. Yes. 384 00:30:58.157 --> 00:31:03.195 Could you order me some of that and that drain cleaner? 385 00:31:03.262 --> 00:31:06.165 - You're out of that? - Yes. 386 00:31:06.232 --> 00:31:10.336 Oh, and the dog biscuits... The large size. 387 00:31:19.311 --> 00:31:21.680 Mom? 388 00:31:21.747 --> 00:31:24.917 Mrs. Warren? 389 00:31:49.508 --> 00:31:50.509 Mama? 390 00:31:54.346 --> 00:31:56.282 You see? Now I have the proof. 391 00:32:16.602 --> 00:32:19.338 Can you bring those suitcases in for us? Sure. 392 00:32:19.405 --> 00:32:21.673 My glasses? Here, Mom. 393 00:32:21.740 --> 00:32:27.013 I can't... honey. My glasses? They're in your purse. 394 00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:29.148 It looks really nice, doesn't it? 395 00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:44.363 They gave you lots of linens. 396 00:32:46.098 --> 00:32:47.366 I'm a burden. 397 00:32:49.101 --> 00:32:50.436 What? 398 00:32:52.104 --> 00:32:56.108 I'm a burden on you. 399 00:32:56.175 --> 00:32:59.145 Well, now we're even. 400 00:33:42.588 --> 00:33:44.823 Three traveling salesmen... 401 00:33:44.890 --> 00:33:48.094 They're driving through the country. Their car breaks down. 402 00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:49.928 They go to the farmhouse. 403 00:33:49.995 --> 00:33:55.000 The farmer says, "you can spend the night, but there's only one bed." 404 00:33:55.067 --> 00:34:00.038 The next morning, the guy on the right-hand side said, 405 00:34:00.106 --> 00:34:02.274 "I had the weirdest dream. 406 00:34:02.341 --> 00:34:06.278 I dreamed that someone was, you know, playing with me in the night." 407 00:34:06.345 --> 00:34:12.218 The guy on the left-hand side says, "I had the same dream. Somebody was playing with me." 408 00:34:12.284 --> 00:34:18.023 The guy in the middle says, "really? I dreamed I was skiing." 409 00:34:18.090 --> 00:34:21.427 That's all right. I like that one. Come on. Let me do your shoes. 410 00:34:21.493 --> 00:34:25.531 That's funny. I like that. I'm gonna be telling that one. 411 00:34:25.597 --> 00:34:29.301 L-3 and 4, l-4 and 5, l-5, s-1. 412 00:34:29.368 --> 00:34:32.271 You see how these disks are all compressed? That's what giving you the pain. 413 00:34:32.338 --> 00:34:35.040 You still making your own deliveries? Uh-huh. 414 00:34:35.107 --> 00:34:38.944 - You're gonna have to stop doin' that. - I gotta make the deliveries. 415 00:34:39.010 --> 00:34:44.683 Hire someone. You're looking at spinal stenosis you keep going the way you're going. 416 00:34:44.750 --> 00:34:47.586 I want you to wear a brace for a few weeks, 417 00:34:47.653 --> 00:34:51.290 and I'm writing you a prescription for the inflammation. 418 00:34:53.759 --> 00:34:55.961 Take this seriously, Bill. 419 00:34:56.027 --> 00:35:01.300 You don't take care of your back, it's only a matter of time, you won't be walkin'. 420 00:35:01.367 --> 00:35:04.703 How's your mother? She's hangin' in. 421 00:35:04.770 --> 00:35:08.674 How was the tomato sauce? It was really good. 422 00:35:08.740 --> 00:35:11.910 I'm gonna put you down for some more. Okay. 423 00:35:11.977 --> 00:35:15.981 We also have a tarragon dill dressing. You're gonna love it. 424 00:35:18.850 --> 00:35:22.454 Yeah? Hi, I'm here to see Bill Porter. 425 00:35:22.521 --> 00:35:26.525 That's me. You're here about the job? Uh, yeah. 426 00:35:26.592 --> 00:35:28.694 Come on in. 427 00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:34.533 Um, uh, is this deliveries in a car? 428 00:35:34.600 --> 00:35:37.436 Yeah. Come on in. Sit down. 429 00:35:37.503 --> 00:35:39.538 I don't want to use my car for too much driving. 430 00:35:39.605 --> 00:35:42.574 It said "must have car" in the paper. 431 00:35:42.641 --> 00:35:48.146 It just, uh, my car, um... This isn't what I'm looking for. 432 00:35:52.484 --> 00:35:55.287 How about shuttin' the door? 433 00:35:56.588 --> 00:35:59.791 Good morning! Good morning. 434 00:36:01.727 --> 00:36:03.595 You look good. 435 00:36:11.570 --> 00:36:14.773 Arkansas versus Texas. 436 00:36:17.743 --> 00:36:22.214 To the halfback on the right. It's a touchdown! 437 00:36:22.281 --> 00:36:27.619 This is new. It's got eucalyptus. 438 00:36:34.293 --> 00:36:37.095 I'm so proud of you. 439 00:36:39.831 --> 00:36:42.568 That was a beautiful speech you made. 440 00:36:42.634 --> 00:36:46.805 Funny. 441 00:36:50.776 --> 00:36:56.214 Oh, earnest, that was a wonderful speech. 442 00:37:03.021 --> 00:37:06.558 We had to do a cardiac catheterization. 443 00:37:06.625 --> 00:37:08.627 The full amount? No. 444 00:37:08.694 --> 00:37:13.632 Uh, 400? You know, Bill, 445 00:37:13.699 --> 00:37:16.101 with your condition, you could collect disability. 446 00:37:16.167 --> 00:37:20.372 - I'm working. - I know, but I'm saying if you weren't working. 447 00:37:20.439 --> 00:37:22.641 But I am working. 448 00:37:22.708 --> 00:37:26.177 I just want to make sure that you're aware of what's available to you. 449 00:37:26.244 --> 00:37:30.349 - I have a job! - I know. 450 00:37:30.416 --> 00:37:33.619 I'm a salesman... For Watkins! 451 00:37:35.020 --> 00:37:36.822 I know you are. 452 00:37:47.433 --> 00:37:50.736 - Oh, Bill. - Hi, Larry. 453 00:37:50.802 --> 00:37:53.772 I thought you were, uh... N-Nobody's here. 454 00:37:53.839 --> 00:37:56.708 We don't need anything. Larry, I borrowed your... Oops. 455 00:37:58.577 --> 00:38:01.947 Uh, hey, uh, between us guys, huh? 456 00:38:19.698 --> 00:38:23.902 Oh, boy. 457 00:38:25.671 --> 00:38:27.539 Hi, Bill! 458 00:38:30.108 --> 00:38:34.212 Okay, honey, let's get you into bed. I gotta get back to work. 459 00:38:34.279 --> 00:38:37.248 I threw up. The whole class has it. 460 00:38:37.315 --> 00:38:42.654 Um, um, Dr. Stewart is home. I can take Kimmy there. 461 00:38:42.721 --> 00:38:45.290 Oh, no, no, no, it's nothing. It's just the stomach flu. 462 00:38:45.357 --> 00:38:47.693 I wouldn't mind. That's okay, Bill. 463 00:38:47.759 --> 00:38:52.230 - Thanks. - Charlotte! 464 00:38:52.297 --> 00:38:56.702 Um... 465 00:38:56.768 --> 00:38:59.805 I think I should take her. 466 00:39:04.376 --> 00:39:06.945 ♪ Anyone who ever loved ♪ 467 00:39:07.012 --> 00:39:09.681 ♪ could look at me ♪ son of a... 468 00:39:09.748 --> 00:39:15.421 ♪ And know that I love you ♪ all right, would you bring her across the street, would you? 469 00:39:15.487 --> 00:39:19.825 Kimmy? Kimmy, honey, you go with Bill to Mrs. Turner's house, okay? 470 00:39:19.891 --> 00:39:22.828 Why? Well, because... Because I... 471 00:39:22.894 --> 00:39:25.163 I don't know, honey. Just go. I need you to go, okay? 472 00:39:25.230 --> 00:39:27.999 Tell her I'll be right there. ♪ knowing I love you ♪ 473 00:39:28.066 --> 00:39:30.802 ♪ so ♪ 474 00:39:30.869 --> 00:39:33.605 ♪ anyone who had a heart ♪ 475 00:39:33.672 --> 00:39:36.875 ♪ would take me in his arms ♪ I threw up pancakes and bananas. 476 00:39:36.942 --> 00:39:39.845 ♪ And love me too ♪ that's a good combination. 477 00:39:39.911 --> 00:39:42.548 ♪ You couldn't really have a heart ♪ 478 00:39:42.614 --> 00:39:47.385 ♪ and hurt me like you've hurt me and be so ♪ 479 00:39:47.453 --> 00:39:49.588 ♪ untrue ♪ 480 00:39:49.655 --> 00:39:52.824 ♪ what am I to do ♪ 481 00:39:52.891 --> 00:39:56.061 ♪ every time you go away ♪ 482 00:39:56.127 --> 00:39:58.597 ♪ I always say ♪ 483 00:39:58.664 --> 00:40:03.535 ♪ this time it's good-bye, dear ♪ 484 00:40:03.602 --> 00:40:07.138 ♪ loving you the way I do I'd take you back ♪ 485 00:40:07.205 --> 00:40:11.977 ♪ without you I'd die, dear ♪ 486 00:40:12.043 --> 00:40:13.979 Hey, ralphy! 487 00:40:14.045 --> 00:40:16.247 Hey, man... Look, pal! 488 00:40:16.314 --> 00:40:18.850 I don't know what to tell you. I don't want anything. 489 00:40:18.917 --> 00:40:22.120 I'm never gonna want anything. Don't come back here, all right? 490 00:40:22.187 --> 00:40:27.125 All right. Merry Christmas from all of us at Watkins. 491 00:40:29.628 --> 00:40:34.600 I'm gonna bring some rawhide samples for Clifford. 492 00:40:34.666 --> 00:40:36.735 They're good for when he's teething. 493 00:40:36.802 --> 00:40:40.105 God damn it! Well, that had frost burn. 494 00:40:40.171 --> 00:40:45.944 ♪ Anyone who had a heart would take me in his arms ♪ 495 00:40:46.011 --> 00:40:48.780 Where's Brad? Brad who? I don't know any Brad. 496 00:40:48.847 --> 00:40:52.350 Let me tell you this. I'm a grown-up. 497 00:40:52.417 --> 00:40:54.219 I deserve to have an adult relationship. 498 00:40:54.285 --> 00:40:57.656 I am honest with people, and I deserve honesty in return. 499 00:40:57.723 --> 00:41:00.559 It doesn't terrify me to have a joint checking account. 500 00:41:00.626 --> 00:41:03.428 It's not like I'm asking for monogrammed towels. 501 00:41:03.495 --> 00:41:09.334 I treat people with respect, and I deserve not to be humiliated. 502 00:41:09.400 --> 00:41:10.936 A math teacher. 503 00:41:11.002 --> 00:41:15.541 A bald, 50-year-old math teacher. 504 00:41:15.607 --> 00:41:18.176 How pathetic is that. 505 00:41:19.678 --> 00:41:23.615 For two cents, I'd call his wife. 506 00:41:23.682 --> 00:41:25.416 Does he have someplace to go? 507 00:41:25.483 --> 00:41:31.156 I don't know, and I don't care. 508 00:41:39.430 --> 00:41:42.367 Merry Christmas from Watkins. 509 00:41:42.433 --> 00:41:44.670 It's got a magnet on the back. 510 00:41:44.736 --> 00:41:46.638 It'll stick to your refrigerator. 511 00:41:46.705 --> 00:41:49.841 Yeah. Thanks. 512 00:42:09.227 --> 00:42:12.831 Brad's young. People make mistakes. 513 00:42:14.733 --> 00:42:18.369 You two guys are good together. 514 00:42:18.436 --> 00:42:20.105 Merry Christmas, Bill. 515 00:42:23.241 --> 00:42:25.043 Merry Christmas, Alan. 516 00:42:30.148 --> 00:42:36.888 ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪ 517 00:42:36.955 --> 00:42:40.892 ♪ Jack frost nipping at your nose ♪ 518 00:42:43.595 --> 00:42:47.065 ♪ Yuletide Carols being sung ♪ 519 00:42:47.132 --> 00:42:50.135 ♪ by the fire ♪ there you go. 520 00:42:50.201 --> 00:42:52.971 ♪ And folks dressed up ♪ thank you. 521 00:42:53.038 --> 00:42:56.274 ♪ Like eskimos ♪ and... this is for you. 522 00:42:56.341 --> 00:42:59.210 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ you shouldn't have done that. 523 00:42:59.277 --> 00:43:03.281 ♪ A Turkey and some Mistletoe ♪ thank you. 524 00:43:03.348 --> 00:43:09.020 I... I have something for you. ♪ help to make the season bright ♪ 525 00:43:09.087 --> 00:43:10.956 Oh! 526 00:43:11.022 --> 00:43:14.225 How sweet. There's a magnet on the back. 527 00:43:14.292 --> 00:43:17.395 It'll stick to your refrigerator. Oh! 528 00:43:17.462 --> 00:43:20.298 I need a calendar. 529 00:43:20.365 --> 00:43:23.401 Are you sure I can't ask you to stay for some eggnog? 530 00:43:23.468 --> 00:43:26.204 No, thanks. 531 00:43:26.271 --> 00:43:28.640 Are you all set for Christmas? Uh-huh. 532 00:43:28.707 --> 00:43:31.710 Have you got your Turkey? Twelve pounds. 533 00:43:31.777 --> 00:43:36.648 Food fair gives them to you for free when you buy $50 worth of groceries. 534 00:43:36.715 --> 00:43:39.751 Oh, I'll have to do that next time. 535 00:43:39.818 --> 00:43:42.688 Are you having your family over? 536 00:43:42.754 --> 00:43:46.892 No, not really. You? 537 00:43:46.958 --> 00:43:49.560 No, no, they're going skiing this year. 538 00:43:49.627 --> 00:43:52.764 That sounds nice. Colorado, I think. 539 00:43:52.831 --> 00:43:54.733 Hmm. Hmm. 540 00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:59.304 ♪ To kids from one ♪ 541 00:43:59.370 --> 00:44:01.740 Well... ♪ to 92 ♪ 542 00:44:01.807 --> 00:44:03.709 ♪ although ♪ 543 00:44:03.775 --> 00:44:06.577 ♪ it's been said ♪ Merry Christmas, Bill. 544 00:44:06.644 --> 00:44:09.580 ♪ Many times ♪ you, too, Mrs. Sullivan. 545 00:44:09.647 --> 00:44:11.850 ♪ Many ways ♪ 546 00:44:11.917 --> 00:44:15.286 ♪ Merry ♪ oh, let me get that. 547 00:44:15.353 --> 00:44:18.724 ♪ Christmas ♪ 548 00:44:18.790 --> 00:44:21.392 ♪ to ♪ 549 00:44:21.459 --> 00:44:23.261 ♪ you ♪ 550 00:44:41.579 --> 00:44:43.614 Ow! 551 00:44:43.681 --> 00:44:46.117 Ow. Ow. 552 00:44:46.184 --> 00:44:48.519 Oh, let me help you. 553 00:44:48.586 --> 00:44:52.323 That's all right. I'm all right. I'm here for the interview. 554 00:44:52.390 --> 00:44:54.125 I'm Shelly Soentpiet. 555 00:44:54.192 --> 00:44:57.395 - Oh, yeah. - Let me get your bag. 556 00:44:59.530 --> 00:45:03.201 Just put it on the table. Are you sure? I could put it away for you. 557 00:45:03.268 --> 00:45:06.337 No, that's all right. Okay. 558 00:45:06.404 --> 00:45:09.741 So, what do you have? 559 00:45:09.808 --> 00:45:12.277 Excuse me? Your affliction. 560 00:45:12.343 --> 00:45:14.880 Your... Why do you talk like that? 561 00:45:14.946 --> 00:45:18.349 Cerebral palsy. Oh. 562 00:45:18.416 --> 00:45:22.520 - How do you get that? - From birth. 563 00:45:22.587 --> 00:45:26.057 The doctor squeezed my head with the forceps. 564 00:45:27.893 --> 00:45:30.195 It's not catching. 565 00:45:31.930 --> 00:45:37.568 So... what's the job? Just, um, shopping and deliveries... 566 00:45:37.635 --> 00:45:40.806 And general assistance? Yeah. 567 00:45:43.308 --> 00:45:46.311 You've got a bulb out. You got an extra bulb? 568 00:45:46.377 --> 00:45:48.914 Under the sink. 569 00:45:48.980 --> 00:45:54.719 Oh, okay. So... let's see. 570 00:45:54.786 --> 00:45:58.623 Um, I go to western. 571 00:45:58.689 --> 00:46:02.260 Okay student. Um, don't smoke. 572 00:46:02.327 --> 00:46:07.365 Don't drink. Don't like it. Don't have a choice. We're mormon. 573 00:46:10.501 --> 00:46:14.672 And clearly I'm good with electronics. 574 00:46:16.141 --> 00:46:18.476 So, do I have the job? 575 00:46:42.467 --> 00:46:44.269 Hello? 576 00:46:46.271 --> 00:46:48.139 Yes. 577 00:46:56.547 --> 00:46:58.349 Thank you. 578 00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:13.798 "The desert shall rejoice and blossom as the Rose. It shall blossom abundantly... 579 00:47:13.865 --> 00:47:17.635 "And rejoice even with joy and singing. ♪ you are ♪ 580 00:47:17.702 --> 00:47:20.838 "The glory of Lebanon shall be given unto it, ♪ so beautiful ♪ 581 00:47:20.906 --> 00:47:24.475 "The excellency of Carmel and Sharon, 582 00:47:24.542 --> 00:47:26.811 "and they shall see the glory of the lord... ♪ to me ♪ 583 00:47:26.878 --> 00:47:28.880 "And the excellency of our god. 584 00:47:28.947 --> 00:47:33.151 "Strengthen ye the weak hands and firm the feeble knees. ♪ you are ♪ 585 00:47:33.218 --> 00:47:36.087 ♪ so beautiful ♪ "say to them that are of fearful heart, 586 00:47:36.154 --> 00:47:38.056 'be strong and fear not."' 587 00:47:41.559 --> 00:47:44.795 ♪ to me ♪ 588 00:47:44.862 --> 00:47:48.466 ♪ can't you see ♪ 589 00:47:50.635 --> 00:47:54.872 All of our food and spices... ♪ everything I hoped for ♪ 590 00:47:54.940 --> 00:47:57.108 Are 100% organic. 591 00:47:57.175 --> 00:48:01.012 But... ♪ you're everything I need ♪ 592 00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:04.882 May I be completely candid with you? Cool. 593 00:48:04.950 --> 00:48:10.188 I think... ♪ you are so beautiful ♪ 594 00:48:10.255 --> 00:48:13.191 I feel... ♪ to me ♪ 595 00:48:17.695 --> 00:48:22.700 ♪ you are so beautiful ♪ I feel that... 596 00:48:22.767 --> 00:48:26.037 Are you all right? 597 00:48:26.104 --> 00:48:30.575 Our greatest value... ♪ to me ♪ 598 00:48:33.411 --> 00:48:36.714 ♪ you are so beautiful ♪ I'm sorry. 599 00:48:36.781 --> 00:48:39.117 I'll come back another time. 600 00:48:39.184 --> 00:48:41.619 Is there something I can... No! 601 00:48:41.686 --> 00:48:43.921 ♪ To me ♪ 602 00:48:43.989 --> 00:48:49.594 I'm sorry. ♪ can't you see ♪ 603 00:48:51.896 --> 00:48:56.434 ♪ you're everything I hope for ♪ 604 00:48:58.769 --> 00:49:02.140 ♪ everything I need ♪ 605 00:49:09.814 --> 00:49:14.519 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 606 00:49:16.154 --> 00:49:18.689 ♪ to me ♪ 607 00:49:43.481 --> 00:49:45.483 ♪ What I want ♪ 608 00:49:45.550 --> 00:49:47.718 Good run? Yeah, it was great. 609 00:49:47.785 --> 00:49:51.589 Can I take a shower here? I need to go to class right after. Sure. 610 00:49:51.656 --> 00:49:56.127 This is what I was talking to you about. They make 'em for the home. 611 00:49:56.194 --> 00:49:58.663 It's a personal computer. 612 00:49:58.729 --> 00:50:01.432 You can do everything on it... 613 00:50:01.499 --> 00:50:04.302 All the accounting, all the billing... 614 00:50:04.369 --> 00:50:06.937 I like my typewriter. 615 00:50:07.004 --> 00:50:09.274 It never breaks down. 616 00:50:09.340 --> 00:50:12.877 I finally finished that paper. What a bear. 617 00:50:12.943 --> 00:50:14.612 Good for you! 618 00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:19.284 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 619 00:50:19.350 --> 00:50:23.754 ♪ on a night when bad dreams become a screamer ♪ 620 00:50:23.821 --> 00:50:27.024 ♪ when they're messin' with the dreamer ♪ 621 00:50:27.092 --> 00:50:30.395 ♪ I can laugh it in the face ♪ 622 00:50:30.461 --> 00:50:32.863 ♪ twist and shout my way out ♪ 623 00:50:32.930 --> 00:50:36.067 ♪ and wrap yourself around me ♪ 624 00:50:36.134 --> 00:50:38.069 ♪ 'cause I ain't the way you found me ♪ 625 00:50:38.136 --> 00:50:41.038 ♪ and I'll never be the same ♪ 626 00:50:41.106 --> 00:50:43.474 ♪ ah, yeah well, 'cause you ♪ 627 00:50:43.541 --> 00:50:47.712 ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ mm-hmm, you make my dreams ♪ 628 00:50:47.778 --> 00:50:52.783 Hi. Hey, how you doin'? Where do you want these? 629 00:50:52.850 --> 00:50:55.853 - Uh, over there. - Okay. 630 00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:58.089 Come here, boy. Come here. 631 00:50:58.156 --> 00:51:01.126 Here you go, Bill. Thanks, Brad. 632 00:51:02.660 --> 00:51:04.562 Clifford. That's a boy. 633 00:51:04.629 --> 00:51:06.797 You need anything else? 634 00:51:06.864 --> 00:51:08.799 Yes, some of that dishwashing detergent and... 635 00:51:08.866 --> 00:51:11.736 - We have dishwashing detergent. - No, I used it up. 636 00:51:11.802 --> 00:51:14.772 - Yeah, under the sink. - Alan, I used it. 637 00:51:14.839 --> 00:51:17.475 If you fight, I'm gonna separate you. 638 00:51:17.542 --> 00:51:20.077 I'm gonna put you down for a four-pound box. 639 00:51:20.145 --> 00:51:23.914 - Anything else to go? - Yeah, those go into the Van too. 640 00:51:23.981 --> 00:51:26.684 - Hi, Jerry. - Hey, Bill. 641 00:51:30.955 --> 00:51:35.960 What did the doctor say? It's bizarre. It's some kind of cancer. 642 00:51:36.026 --> 00:51:37.762 Kaposi's sarcoma. 643 00:51:37.828 --> 00:51:40.931 Some skin cancer that only really old people are supposed to get. 644 00:51:40.998 --> 00:51:44.769 - He'll be okay. - He's young. He'll be fine. 645 00:51:44.835 --> 00:51:47.104 Ah, here's what we need. 646 00:51:47.172 --> 00:51:49.574 Shelly, take that catalog away from him. 647 00:51:49.640 --> 00:51:52.009 - You love this stuff. - No buying. 648 00:51:52.076 --> 00:51:54.579 He's right. You love this stuff. 649 00:52:01.952 --> 00:52:06.157 Those two are like an old married couple. They've been together forever. 650 00:52:06.224 --> 00:52:08.526 What do you mean? 651 00:52:08.593 --> 00:52:11.028 You mean... 652 00:52:11.095 --> 00:52:12.763 That's not right. That's a sin. 653 00:52:12.830 --> 00:52:17.101 If you can find somebody to love, I think that's a good thing. 654 00:52:17.168 --> 00:52:18.969 Well, we don't believe in it. 655 00:52:19.036 --> 00:52:21.372 God made all of us, Shelly. 656 00:52:21.439 --> 00:52:23.474 He doesn't make mistakes. 657 00:52:30.348 --> 00:52:32.650 How's Kimmy? 658 00:52:32.717 --> 00:52:35.152 Oh, she's doing good. She's good. 659 00:52:35.220 --> 00:52:37.955 Her father's got her this weekend. 660 00:52:38.022 --> 00:52:40.891 Listen, Bill. Tell him to put a timer on his porch light. 661 00:52:40.958 --> 00:52:44.995 I chased some kids out of there. He just rattles around in that house. 662 00:52:45.062 --> 00:52:48.199 I don't know why he doesn't just sell it. Is he seeing anyone? 663 00:52:48.266 --> 00:52:51.869 I'm sure I don't know. 664 00:52:51.936 --> 00:52:56.474 I think Rhonda's death was really hard on Bob. 665 00:52:56.541 --> 00:52:59.644 Yeah, well, we all take our knocks, don't we? 666 00:52:59.710 --> 00:53:01.912 Life goes on. 667 00:53:06.384 --> 00:53:09.287 Geez. What's with her? 668 00:53:09.354 --> 00:53:13.358 Well, it's kind of a long story, but... 669 00:53:15.192 --> 00:53:17.295 You see that tree? 670 00:53:21.932 --> 00:53:24.269 All right. I'll pick you up at a quarter to. No! 671 00:53:24.335 --> 00:53:27.772 Will you stop? I'm gonna be here at a quarter of 8:00, and you better be ready. 672 00:53:27.838 --> 00:53:32.910 I don't want you spending your money. La-la-la. I can't hear you. 673 00:53:34.612 --> 00:53:38.215 And I'm putting on a dress, for your information. 674 00:53:42.520 --> 00:53:46.391 ♪ Lookin' for some hot stuff baby, this evenin' ♪ 675 00:53:46.457 --> 00:53:50.295 ♪ I need some hot stuff ♪ I think his parents are very... 676 00:53:50.361 --> 00:53:52.863 Oh, thank you. Happy birthday. 677 00:53:52.930 --> 00:53:55.900 ♪ Baby, this evenin' ♪ oh, wait. 678 00:53:55.966 --> 00:54:00.405 ♪ Gotta have some hot stuff ♪ makes your wish come true. 679 00:54:00.471 --> 00:54:02.840 So make a wish. 680 00:54:02.907 --> 00:54:04.542 ♪ I need hot stuff ♪ 681 00:54:07.278 --> 00:54:09.947 ♪ I want some hot stuff ♪ yea! 682 00:54:11.282 --> 00:54:14.285 Come here, birthday boy. 683 00:54:15.620 --> 00:54:17.755 - You know what? - What? 684 00:54:17.822 --> 00:54:19.990 I'm really proud of you tonight. Why? 685 00:54:20.057 --> 00:54:23.661 You haven't tried to sell laundry detergent to one person here. 686 00:54:23.728 --> 00:54:26.331 I was gonna hit 'em up on the way out. 687 00:54:31.636 --> 00:54:35.940 ♪ Lookin' for a lover who needs another ♪ 688 00:54:36.006 --> 00:54:39.176 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 689 00:54:39.243 --> 00:54:40.311 ♪ Wanna share my love ♪ 690 00:54:40.378 --> 00:54:42.747 Do you know that? 691 00:54:42.813 --> 00:54:46.016 ♪ Wanna bring a wild man back home ♪ 692 00:54:46.083 --> 00:54:47.785 ♪ gotta have some hot love ♪ 693 00:54:47.852 --> 00:54:52.323 Hey, don't get all mushy on me. 694 00:54:52.390 --> 00:54:54.725 Yeah. 695 00:54:54.792 --> 00:54:58.028 - Come on. - Where? 696 00:54:58.095 --> 00:55:00.665 Come on. Come on. ♪ gotta have some lovin' ♪ 697 00:55:00.731 --> 00:55:03.200 No. No. ♪ got to have some love ♪ 698 00:55:03.267 --> 00:55:06.337 ♪ tonight ♪ 699 00:55:06.404 --> 00:55:08.606 ♪ I need hot stuff ♪ no, no, no, no. 700 00:55:08.673 --> 00:55:10.975 It'll make you feel good. I don't think so. 701 00:55:11.041 --> 00:55:13.077 Yeah, yeah. Come on. 702 00:55:13.143 --> 00:55:15.312 Come on. Come on. 703 00:55:15.380 --> 00:55:17.448 Unbutton, okay? 704 00:55:17.515 --> 00:55:21.085 ♪ Sittin' here eatin' my heart out, waitin' ♪ 705 00:55:21.151 --> 00:55:25.089 ♪ waitin' for some lover to come ♪ 706 00:55:25.155 --> 00:55:28.993 ♪ dialed about a thousand numbers, baby ♪ 707 00:55:29.059 --> 00:55:32.062 ♪ almost rang the phone off the wall ♪ 708 00:55:32.129 --> 00:55:36.000 ♪ lookin' for some hot stuff baby, this evenin' ♪ yeah! 709 00:55:36.066 --> 00:55:39.236 ♪ I need some hot stuff baby, tonight ♪ 710 00:55:39.303 --> 00:55:40.938 Joseph Sloan. 711 00:55:48.879 --> 00:55:51.882 - Shelly Soentpiet. - Yea! 712 00:56:02.092 --> 00:56:04.261 Stephen squall. 713 00:56:21.712 --> 00:56:25.215 Took me six years, but I finally did it! Yea! 714 00:56:25.282 --> 00:56:28.653 I'm proud of you. Oh, thank you. 715 00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:31.388 Where's... I wanted you to meet John. 716 00:56:31.456 --> 00:56:33.524 Who's John? Hey, Missy! 717 00:56:33.591 --> 00:56:36.126 We did it! So listen. Yeah. 718 00:56:36.193 --> 00:56:39.797 Mom and dad are gonna take you to the restaurant... Oh, whoa! 719 00:56:39.864 --> 00:56:42.667 Thought I lost you there. Hey. 720 00:56:44.101 --> 00:56:46.036 Hi. Congratulations. 721 00:56:46.103 --> 00:56:48.405 Thanks. John, this is... Bill Porter. 722 00:56:48.473 --> 00:56:53.478 Of course. The boss. It's great to finally meet you. It's nice to meet you, John. 723 00:56:53.544 --> 00:56:56.814 - Two degrees. - Isn't he annoying? 724 00:56:58.483 --> 00:57:01.251 You know what? We should go. 725 00:57:01.318 --> 00:57:03.788 - We're gonna ride with John's dad, right? - Yeah. 726 00:57:03.854 --> 00:57:05.856 My folks will take you over. 727 00:57:05.923 --> 00:57:08.859 - Okay. - All right. Thanks for coming. 728 00:57:08.926 --> 00:57:12.029 We'll meet you at the restaurant. Bye. Okay. Bye. 729 00:57:16.433 --> 00:57:18.503 There they are. Oh! 730 00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:32.950 Eww! This is turning into a science project. 731 00:57:33.017 --> 00:57:35.953 Eww. I don't even know what that was. 732 00:57:36.020 --> 00:57:39.690 Has John decided which offering he's going to take? 733 00:57:39.757 --> 00:57:42.893 - He's leaning towards bendix. - Where are they? 734 00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:46.931 - Chicago. - Chicago? 735 00:57:46.997 --> 00:57:50.267 I know. I can't even think about that. 736 00:57:50.334 --> 00:57:52.169 When? I don't know. 737 00:57:53.638 --> 00:57:57.141 Damn it! What? 738 00:57:57.207 --> 00:57:59.644 The... the "b" sticks. 739 00:57:59.710 --> 00:58:02.580 Get rid of that thing. We should get a computer. 740 00:58:02.647 --> 00:58:05.415 - I can't afford a computer. - Yes, you can. 741 00:58:05.482 --> 00:58:10.821 John can get one real cheap. You can do everything on it. I don't like them. 742 00:58:10.888 --> 00:58:14.091 We have electricity and indoor plumbing now, Bill. 743 00:58:14.158 --> 00:58:16.761 We should just toss that piece of... 744 00:58:16.827 --> 00:58:19.697 Hey, I did those already. What? 745 00:58:19.764 --> 00:58:21.966 The orders, I already did them. Here. 746 00:58:22.032 --> 00:58:24.669 - Why? - I had some time, so... 747 00:58:24.735 --> 00:58:27.437 - I do the orders. - I know that, but... 748 00:58:27.504 --> 00:58:31.642 - I do the order forms. - But it takes you so long. I just thought that... 749 00:58:31.709 --> 00:58:35.479 - I don't want you to do them! - All right. 750 00:58:35.546 --> 00:58:38.683 - I have my own way! - All right. 751 00:58:38.749 --> 00:58:42.720 I have to read them, so I have to write them. 752 00:58:43.721 --> 00:58:46.256 You're not helping me, Shelly. 753 00:58:46.323 --> 00:58:49.493 If you think you're helping me, you're not. 754 00:58:49.560 --> 00:58:51.662 I'm sorry. 755 00:58:51.729 --> 00:58:54.565 It's just I have a certain way. 756 00:58:54.632 --> 00:58:56.967 I'm not talking about the forms. 757 00:59:07.411 --> 00:59:08.979 Oh. 758 00:59:23.327 --> 00:59:26.931 Thanks very much. I appreciate it. Hey, Bill! 759 00:59:26.997 --> 00:59:30.467 Hey, Chuck! Congratulations. 760 00:59:30.534 --> 00:59:34.271 Thanks. Thanks very much. Peter. Peter. 761 00:59:34.338 --> 00:59:37.341 I'd like you to meet Bill Porter. Peter Schaefer. 762 00:59:37.407 --> 00:59:40.177 Nice to meet you. Peter's taking over for me. 763 00:59:40.244 --> 00:59:44.081 - Welcome to Watkins. - Thank you. 764 00:59:44.148 --> 00:59:47.584 - We're gonna miss this guy. - Hey, Porter! 765 00:59:47.652 --> 00:59:49.754 Excuse me. 766 00:59:51.656 --> 00:59:55.092 Geez, what's he do? He's a salesman. 767 00:59:55.159 --> 00:59:57.895 Seriously? I am serious. 768 00:59:57.962 --> 01:00:01.699 You see what happened to frigidaire? He's a salesman. 769 01:00:01.766 --> 01:00:03.668 For us? Yeah. 770 01:00:03.734 --> 01:00:07.437 Whose idea was that? Mine. 771 01:00:07.504 --> 01:00:09.940 You are so full of... 772 01:00:13.243 --> 01:00:16.380 You get a dollar a year for 5,000 years. 773 01:00:17.748 --> 01:00:19.750 Congratulations, Chuck. 774 01:00:19.817 --> 01:00:22.052 Thanks, Tom. 775 01:00:23.220 --> 01:00:26.290 And thanks, everybody, for 43 great years. 776 01:00:26.356 --> 01:00:28.292 Thank you. Yeah. 777 01:00:30.527 --> 01:00:35.866 And, Chuck, you stay retired. I don't want to catch you over at Fuller. 778 01:00:35.933 --> 01:00:38.936 Only if they'd pay me to fly-fish. 779 01:00:39.003 --> 01:00:41.839 Tops, like bardot. 780 01:00:41.906 --> 01:00:44.141 Well, I mean, maybe not exactly, right? 781 01:00:44.208 --> 01:00:47.211 But her lips, you know? So I take the lid off, 782 01:00:47.277 --> 01:00:50.080 and she leans over the couch to smell the stuff. 783 01:00:50.147 --> 01:00:52.883 And, whoa, kinda... whew! There is one person we recognize as... 784 01:00:52.950 --> 01:00:55.352 And I'm staring at two of the most exquisite, 785 01:00:55.419 --> 01:00:57.855 perfectly shaped, porcelain white tatas, huh? The 1989... 786 01:00:57.922 --> 01:01:00.791 She's smelling the stuff, salesman of the year award goes to... 787 01:01:00.858 --> 01:01:03.660 And I say to myself... Bill Porter! 788 01:01:06.030 --> 01:01:08.833 - It's you! You won! - What? 789 01:01:08.899 --> 01:01:11.535 Salesman of the year! Get up there! Whoo! 790 01:01:11.601 --> 01:01:14.204 Come on up here, Bill. 791 01:01:21.145 --> 01:01:23.113 All right. 792 01:01:30.988 --> 01:01:33.690 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 793 01:01:33.758 --> 01:01:36.360 We are so proud to have you as a part of this company. 794 01:01:36.426 --> 01:01:39.263 This past year Bill had sales... 795 01:01:39.329 --> 01:01:44.334 Of $42,460. 796 01:01:44.401 --> 01:01:48.472 Bill Porter, salesman of the year. 797 01:01:56.613 --> 01:01:58.482 I love being a salesman. 798 01:02:00.117 --> 01:02:02.820 My father was a salesman. 799 01:02:02.887 --> 01:02:05.055 I wish he could be here. 800 01:02:07.057 --> 01:02:10.828 And my mother, who taught me... 801 01:02:10.895 --> 01:02:13.263 Patience and persistence... 802 01:02:15.165 --> 01:02:18.803 And who would never let me be ashamed... 803 01:02:21.238 --> 01:02:24.041 I wish she could be here today. 804 01:02:26.911 --> 01:02:29.379 Thank you. 805 01:02:34.919 --> 01:02:36.520 Bill! 806 01:02:50.901 --> 01:02:53.003 Congratulations. 807 01:02:54.872 --> 01:02:57.975 Take it to that house over there, okay? It's not too heavy? 808 01:02:58.042 --> 01:03:01.078 Wait. Hold on. This is messed up. 809 01:03:01.145 --> 01:03:05.049 Bill, you labeled that wrong. It's all right. 810 01:03:05.115 --> 01:03:07.551 No, you've got Bob at 825 Elm. 811 01:03:07.617 --> 01:03:09.753 That's Charlotte's. No, it's all right. 812 01:03:09.820 --> 01:03:12.722 - So what do you want me to do with the box? - To Bob. 813 01:03:12.789 --> 01:03:14.691 - Should I change the label? - No. 814 01:03:14.758 --> 01:03:17.661 - Bill... - Could someone tell me where to take this box? 815 01:03:17.727 --> 01:03:21.265 Please take it to that house. Thank you, Michelle. 816 01:03:21.331 --> 01:03:23.968 - Okay. - Okay, fine. 817 01:03:24.034 --> 01:03:26.170 It's wrong, but fine. 818 01:03:37.747 --> 01:03:40.517 ♪ Holdin' back the years ♪ 819 01:03:43.020 --> 01:03:48.592 ♪ a chance for me to escape from all I know ♪ 820 01:03:48.658 --> 01:03:50.995 ♪ holdin' back the tears ♪ 821 01:03:53.430 --> 01:03:57.234 - ♪ there's nothing here has grown ♪ - this must be yours. 822 01:04:00.070 --> 01:04:03.007 Bill got the address wrong. 823 01:04:03.073 --> 01:04:05.209 Hmm. ♪ I've wasted all my tears ♪ 824 01:04:05.275 --> 01:04:07.945 I'll just leave it right here. 825 01:04:08.012 --> 01:04:10.881 ♪ Wasted all those years ♪ wait. 826 01:04:13.984 --> 01:04:19.189 ♪ Nothing had the chance to be good ♪ 827 01:04:19.256 --> 01:04:22.392 ♪ nothing ever could, yeah ♪ it's just, uh... It's just junk mail, 828 01:04:22.459 --> 01:04:24.694 but you might want it or whatever. 829 01:04:24.761 --> 01:04:28.765 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ you want me to take this in the house for you? 830 01:04:28.832 --> 01:04:31.902 ♪ I'll keep holdin' on ♪ okay. 831 01:04:33.070 --> 01:04:36.573 ♪ I'll keep holdin' on ♪ 832 01:04:36.640 --> 01:04:38.842 Oh. 833 01:04:38.909 --> 01:04:41.078 I've got a wall there. 834 01:04:41.145 --> 01:04:46.116 Th-this is better. Larry... Larry took that down. 835 01:04:46.183 --> 01:04:51.221 Hmm. I see you got the barbecue sauce. Yeah. 836 01:04:51.288 --> 01:04:55.325 Have you tried the lemon garlic? No. 837 01:04:55.392 --> 01:04:57.361 Is it good? 838 01:04:57.427 --> 01:05:01.131 I don't know. Bill says it is. 839 01:05:01.198 --> 01:05:06.103 ♪ Wasted all of those years ♪ 840 01:05:06.170 --> 01:05:08.905 Put it on that table. 841 01:05:26.123 --> 01:05:29.093 - Yes? - I'm looking for Mrs. Sullivan. 842 01:05:29.159 --> 01:05:30.627 Are you a friend of hers? 843 01:05:30.694 --> 01:05:35.966 She's a customer. I'm with the Watkins company. 844 01:05:36.033 --> 01:05:38.468 I'm her daughter-in-law. 845 01:05:38.535 --> 01:05:40.604 Gladys passed away last week. 846 01:05:43.373 --> 01:05:46.110 I didn't know she was sick. 847 01:05:46.176 --> 01:05:49.646 - I'm sorry. - How did she die? 848 01:05:49.713 --> 01:05:54.318 It was an accident... Some kind of reaction to the medication she was taking. 849 01:05:54.384 --> 01:05:56.120 It was vodka and sleeping pills. 850 01:05:56.186 --> 01:06:01.058 - Frank, they don't know that. - Are you Bill Parker? 851 01:06:01.125 --> 01:06:02.526 Bill Porter. 852 01:06:03.593 --> 01:06:05.495 Come here. I want to show you something. 853 01:06:07.664 --> 01:06:09.099 She talked about you... 854 01:06:11.335 --> 01:06:12.369 A lot. 855 01:06:14.071 --> 01:06:17.974 Every year at Christmas, no matter what else we'd get, we'd get... 856 01:06:18.042 --> 01:06:21.978 The Watkins spice collection, soup bases, 857 01:06:23.780 --> 01:06:25.682 the liniment. 858 01:06:46.836 --> 01:06:48.405 Dog biscuits. 859 01:06:50.874 --> 01:06:52.609 Damn dog died years ago. 860 01:06:53.910 --> 01:06:55.379 Excuse me. 861 01:07:25.642 --> 01:07:29.279 Hey, Bill. What do you think? Very nice, Richard. 862 01:07:29.346 --> 01:07:33.350 It was supposed to have been done months ago. You guys are up on two now. 863 01:07:33.417 --> 01:07:37.087 Okay. You got a card? You need a security card. 864 01:07:39.956 --> 01:07:42.092 Could you take your hat off, please, sir? 865 01:07:49.366 --> 01:07:52.669 You gotta do it fast. 866 01:07:52.736 --> 01:07:55.772 Bingo. 867 01:07:55.839 --> 01:07:57.407 Have a good one. 868 01:08:06.916 --> 01:08:10.019 Allspice, right? Basil, bay leaves, caraway... 869 01:08:10.086 --> 01:08:13.323 Pretty cool, huh? Oh, hello, Peter. 870 01:08:13.390 --> 01:08:16.760 What is this? This is all the 800 number. 871 01:08:16.826 --> 01:08:20.497 Makes us door-to-door guy look like dinosaurs. 872 01:08:20.564 --> 01:08:24.033 You know each operator's selling 300 to 500 an hour? 873 01:08:24.100 --> 01:08:25.935 They're taking orders. They aren't selling. 874 01:08:26.002 --> 01:08:28.972 When you cash a check, George Washington looks the same. 875 01:08:29.038 --> 01:08:31.241 Yeah. There's Clark. 876 01:08:31.308 --> 01:08:32.976 Italian pepper, celery seed. We have cilantro. 877 01:08:33.042 --> 01:08:35.345 A lot of the door-to-door guys are moving over. 878 01:08:35.412 --> 01:08:37.581 I've never done well on the phone. 879 01:08:37.647 --> 01:08:40.817 Women find my voice sexy, and I think it distracts them. 880 01:08:40.884 --> 01:08:44.454 Well, you're getting close to retirement anyway. 881 01:08:44.521 --> 01:08:49.426 Not really. Where's the door-to-door office? 882 01:08:49.493 --> 01:08:52.896 Uh, I think it's down there. 883 01:08:52.962 --> 01:08:56.032 Thank you! 884 01:08:56.099 --> 01:08:58.802 ♪ Snow whirling round the sky ♪ 885 01:08:58.868 --> 01:09:02.939 ♪ Sixty to six on the eye ♪ is Rita here? 886 01:09:05.209 --> 01:09:07.711 Rita? Uh, I don't know Rita. 887 01:09:07.777 --> 01:09:11.481 She... she runs the door-to-door division. 888 01:09:11.548 --> 01:09:15.185 Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, she's gone, I think. 889 01:09:15.252 --> 01:09:18.154 Who took her place? 890 01:09:18.222 --> 01:09:20.924 I don't know. I was just told to organize this stuff. 891 01:09:20.990 --> 01:09:24.294 I need product cards for the new catalog. 892 01:09:24.361 --> 01:09:27.497 Okay. Cool. No problem. 893 01:09:29.366 --> 01:09:32.035 No, I have the new catalog. 894 01:09:32.101 --> 01:09:34.504 I need the product cards. 895 01:09:34.571 --> 01:09:37.874 Okay. You know what? I have no idea what that means. 896 01:09:37.941 --> 01:09:40.644 But they're probably here somewhere, so... 897 01:09:40.710 --> 01:09:44.581 Just check in some of these boxes. 898 01:09:44.648 --> 01:09:48.785 ♪ So I told him there's 17 floors and a job on the top ♪ 899 01:09:48.852 --> 01:09:51.588 ♪ I'm lookin' in the mirror seein' my girl stop ♪ 900 01:09:51.655 --> 01:09:53.757 ♪ I think you gone too far ♪ 901 01:09:53.823 --> 01:09:58.262 ♪ you drive a faster car and he says ♪ 902 01:10:35.064 --> 01:10:37.100 Race ya. 903 01:10:37.166 --> 01:10:40.236 Hey, no running, guys! Slow down! 904 01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:45.141 Hey! 905 01:10:45.208 --> 01:10:48.044 - Bill! - Hi! Hi! 906 01:10:48.111 --> 01:10:49.846 Hi, Bill. Hi. 907 01:10:49.913 --> 01:10:52.316 Easy, guys. Off the bed, please. 908 01:10:52.382 --> 01:10:54.551 No, that's all right. What? Guess what. 909 01:10:54.618 --> 01:10:56.986 - You have to close your eyes. - Bill does not want... 910 01:10:57.053 --> 01:11:00.256 No, that's all right. My eyes are closed. 911 01:11:00.324 --> 01:11:01.991 Ready? 912 01:11:04.828 --> 01:11:07.697 So stupid. Okay. 913 01:11:07.764 --> 01:11:10.500 - Okay, that's enough. - You can have it. It's a present. 914 01:11:10.567 --> 01:11:12.802 I'm sure Bill will Cherish that always. 915 01:11:12.869 --> 01:11:15.872 - Thank you. - Michelle, will you take 'em to the lounge? 916 01:11:15.939 --> 01:11:18.942 Get some juice out of the machine. Bye, Bill. 917 01:11:19.008 --> 01:11:21.144 - Bye! - Bye! 918 01:11:21.210 --> 01:11:23.580 Bye-bye! 919 01:11:23.647 --> 01:11:26.850 So, they finally called us back. 920 01:11:26.916 --> 01:11:29.085 The insurance company? Yep. They won't budge. 921 01:11:29.152 --> 01:11:31.955 They're still maintaining that some of your condition was preexisting. 922 01:11:32.021 --> 01:11:34.057 We can take them to arbitration. I don't know. 923 01:11:34.123 --> 01:11:37.427 They're digging up x rays from ten years ago. 924 01:11:37.494 --> 01:11:39.396 We've gotta go after the bus company. 925 01:11:39.463 --> 01:11:44.601 - No, no, no! - With the deductible, they're only willing to cover 22,000. 926 01:11:44.668 --> 01:11:47.337 - John's right. We have to... - It was my fault. 927 01:11:47.404 --> 01:11:49.873 I was crossing in the middle of the block. 928 01:11:49.939 --> 01:11:53.076 It doesn't matter, Bill. Buses aren't supposed to hit people. 929 01:11:53.142 --> 01:11:56.045 - It wasn't their fault. - Pedestrians have the right of way. 930 01:11:56.112 --> 01:11:58.615 - No! - Okay, fine! 931 01:11:58.682 --> 01:12:01.017 Then you owe the hospital $18,000. 932 01:12:01.084 --> 01:12:06.590 Which account do you want me to take that out of? And it's not over. 933 01:12:06.656 --> 01:12:08.558 The insurance company's covering about half. 934 01:12:08.625 --> 01:12:10.927 You've still got physical therapy and home care. 935 01:12:10.994 --> 01:12:15.164 You're looking at $40,000 to $50,000. 936 01:12:15.231 --> 01:12:17.000 I'm gonna sell the house. 937 01:12:17.066 --> 01:12:21.738 - What? - It's too big, and it costs too much to keep up. 938 01:12:21.805 --> 01:12:24.474 - Where are you gonna go? - Someplace smaller. 939 01:12:24.541 --> 01:12:29.212 Okay. I think we can settle with the bus company. 940 01:12:29.278 --> 01:12:33.349 - No! - Just for expenses, out of court. 941 01:12:33.417 --> 01:12:35.985 I'm gonna sell the house. 942 01:12:36.052 --> 01:12:40.123 It's the right thing to do. 943 01:12:40.189 --> 01:12:42.426 Very funny, Bill. 944 01:12:47.931 --> 01:12:49.733 Sorry. 945 01:12:56.706 --> 01:13:00.744 It's the equivalent of eight boxes. 946 01:13:00.810 --> 01:13:04.013 It's superconcentrated. 947 01:13:04.080 --> 01:13:07.651 It comes out to about three cents a load. 948 01:13:09.118 --> 01:13:13.056 But may I be candid? It's our best value. 949 01:13:14.290 --> 01:13:16.059 Uh-huh. 950 01:13:16.125 --> 01:13:20.497 It's most effective when used with the colorfast bleach... 951 01:13:20.564 --> 01:13:22.699 And the fabric softener. 952 01:13:22.766 --> 01:13:24.968 They're designed to work together. 953 01:13:25.034 --> 01:13:27.170 Uh-huh. 954 01:13:27.236 --> 01:13:31.975 Is the fabric softener scented? I hate the scented. 955 01:13:32.041 --> 01:13:34.243 I do too. 956 01:13:34.310 --> 01:13:36.212 Ours is very mild. 957 01:13:36.279 --> 01:13:40.016 It's practically unscented. 958 01:13:40.083 --> 01:13:42.719 Uh. 959 01:13:42.786 --> 01:13:46.255 Okay, wait! Will you wait! 960 01:13:46.322 --> 01:13:49.759 Fall and break your neck, I'm gonna break your neck. 961 01:13:49.826 --> 01:13:53.262 It's good to be here. 962 01:13:53.329 --> 01:13:55.565 Yeah? Good. I'm glad. 963 01:13:55.632 --> 01:13:58.367 All right. Let me take your coat. 964 01:13:58.434 --> 01:14:00.369 Okay. Look at that. 965 01:14:00.436 --> 01:14:02.405 Do you like it? Yeah. 966 01:14:02.472 --> 01:14:06.009 Good. I figured that the couch would be your base of operation. 967 01:14:06.075 --> 01:14:09.513 But if you wanted someplace different, just... No, this is good. 968 01:14:09.579 --> 01:14:11.681 Okay, good. 969 01:14:11.748 --> 01:14:14.050 I stocked you up. 970 01:14:14.117 --> 01:14:16.219 Are you hungry? I'm gonna make some soup. 971 01:14:16.285 --> 01:14:19.623 No. You should get back to the kids. No. I'm hungry. 972 01:14:19.689 --> 01:14:22.859 I'm gonna make myself some soup. 973 01:14:22.926 --> 01:14:26.262 - Shelly? - Yeah. 974 01:14:26.329 --> 01:14:31.334 - I'm gonna have to let you go. - Go? Go where? 975 01:14:31.400 --> 01:14:35.271 I can't pay you, at least until I go back to work. 976 01:14:35.338 --> 01:14:38.542 I knew you were gonna say that. Don't start with me, okay? 977 01:14:38.608 --> 01:14:41.277 - I can get around. - Oh, please. 978 01:14:41.344 --> 01:14:45.649 What? I have to go to the kitchen, 979 01:14:45.715 --> 01:14:50.253 go to the bathroom, pretty much in that order. 980 01:14:50.319 --> 01:14:52.922 - I'll reduce my hours. - I can't pay you. 981 01:14:52.989 --> 01:14:56.025 - You don't have to. - No. No. 982 01:14:56.092 --> 01:14:59.028 You're unbearable! All right. 983 01:14:59.095 --> 01:15:02.198 Fine. I'm not your assistant. I'm your friend. 984 01:15:02.265 --> 01:15:05.535 And your friend is gonna stop by every day to say hello. 985 01:15:07.236 --> 01:15:09.973 Now I'm gonna make a friendly bowl of soup. 986 01:15:15.478 --> 01:15:19.015 Under the couch. What? 987 01:15:19.082 --> 01:15:21.618 Look under the couch. 988 01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:32.095 Initial here. 989 01:15:36.499 --> 01:15:39.302 And sign here. 990 01:15:39.368 --> 01:15:41.571 Well, congratulations. 991 01:15:41.638 --> 01:15:45.108 The market's been so flat these days. I'm very happy you got your price. 992 01:15:45.174 --> 01:15:48.645 Why would a corporation want this house? 993 01:15:48.712 --> 01:15:51.314 Investment property. I think it's a tax thing. 994 01:15:51.380 --> 01:15:55.151 What's the name of the corporation? The name isn't... 995 01:15:55.218 --> 01:15:58.187 Oh, that's my fault. I got the name wrong. I'll fill that in later. 996 01:15:58.254 --> 01:16:02.525 Now, good news. I'll be the leasing agent on this house. 997 01:16:02.592 --> 01:16:05.494 Have you found a place yet? No. 998 01:16:05.561 --> 01:16:10.566 Well, I was thinking maybe you could lease this back, just stay here. 999 01:16:11.534 --> 01:16:13.637 How much would the rent be? 1000 01:16:13.703 --> 01:16:16.139 What would you feel comfortable with? 1001 01:16:27.183 --> 01:16:30.053 - You think I'm stupid? - Do I think? 1002 01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:33.589 I know you're stupid. I don't want charity. 1003 01:16:33.657 --> 01:16:35.491 It's not charity. It's an investment. 1004 01:16:35.558 --> 01:16:40.029 Then why didn't you tell me? Why? Why do you think? 1005 01:16:40.096 --> 01:16:42.732 I am not going to let you buy my house. 1006 01:16:42.799 --> 01:16:46.602 Well, it's too late because you signed the papers, so... 1007 01:16:48.571 --> 01:16:50.974 Bill, wait. Wait, wait. 1008 01:16:53.276 --> 01:16:56.212 You deceived me. You treat me like a child. I do not! 1009 01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:59.515 I treat you like someone I care about, 1010 01:16:59.582 --> 01:17:01.484 someone who's important to me. 1011 01:17:01.550 --> 01:17:03.552 You're part of my family. 1012 01:17:03.619 --> 01:17:07.490 No, Shelly. You have a family. 1013 01:17:07.556 --> 01:17:11.527 I hired you, and you treat me with disrespect. 1014 01:17:11.594 --> 01:17:14.030 You treat me like a cripple. 1015 01:17:14.097 --> 01:17:18.167 You are a cripple! An emotional cripple. 1016 01:17:18.234 --> 01:17:20.269 Normal people help each other! 1017 01:17:20.336 --> 01:17:23.006 You're so hung up on your independence! 1018 01:17:23.072 --> 01:17:26.209 "I don't need anybody." Yeah, like that's normal? 1019 01:17:26.275 --> 01:17:30.079 That doesn't make you normal. That makes you a freak! 1020 01:17:30.146 --> 01:17:33.116 You don't want our help? Fine! 1021 01:17:33.182 --> 01:17:37.086 Then be out of the house in 30 days. 1022 01:17:42.892 --> 01:17:46.830 Do you want me to call you a cab? 1023 01:17:46.896 --> 01:17:50.767 I'm calling you a cab! God! 1024 01:18:22.465 --> 01:18:25.668 Whatever you wanna do. That's great. All right. 1025 01:18:25.735 --> 01:18:28.404 Good. Good. 1026 01:18:28.471 --> 01:18:31.975 Yeah, I think that'll be possible. Mm-hmm. All right. 1027 01:18:33.877 --> 01:18:36.712 That's all right. 1028 01:18:40.483 --> 01:18:43.386 The whole Internet right at my fingertips. 1029 01:18:43.452 --> 01:18:47.490 It's like the news has brightened. 1030 01:18:47.556 --> 01:18:50.659 I've got it now. I can stay closer to my family. 1031 01:18:50.726 --> 01:18:53.662 You've got mail. America online. Easy to use. 1032 01:18:53.729 --> 01:18:58.467 - Friendly menus. - Put in the disk, click, you're on-line. 1033 01:18:58.534 --> 01:19:01.637 You finished, hon? Could be. 1034 01:19:01.704 --> 01:19:04.407 Anything else? No, just the check. 1035 01:19:06.876 --> 01:19:10.046 You a salesman? No, I'm a dinosaur. 1036 01:19:10.113 --> 01:19:13.549 You're a dancer? Yeah. 1037 01:19:13.616 --> 01:19:16.452 I'm a dancer. Disco mostly. 1038 01:19:16.519 --> 01:19:19.288 Well, you go, boy. 1039 01:19:45.614 --> 01:19:48.885 Watkins. Can I help you? 1040 01:20:30.860 --> 01:20:32.528 - Hey. Hi. Sorry. - Oh. 1041 01:20:32.595 --> 01:20:35.431 I didn't know which apartment... You're Bill Porter, right? 1042 01:20:35.498 --> 01:20:39.235 - Yeah. - Hi. I'm Joey Wallace, Portland daily news. 1043 01:20:39.302 --> 01:20:41.938 - Hi. - Sorry I scared you there. I guess we're even. 1044 01:20:42.005 --> 01:20:45.374 - How do you mean? - You scared me when I was a little kid, remember? 1045 01:20:45.441 --> 01:20:48.477 - Um... - You had that hand puppet... Kyle pyle. 1046 01:20:48.544 --> 01:20:51.414 Wallace. 362 Chestnut. 1047 01:20:51.480 --> 01:20:54.884 You've got an amazing memory. That's very impressive. 1048 01:20:54.951 --> 01:20:57.586 - May I... - No, I... I have to go. 1049 01:20:57.653 --> 01:21:02.625 I'll get to the point, then. I want to write a story about a door-to-door salesman, 1050 01:21:02.691 --> 01:21:04.593 uh, last of a dying... 1051 01:21:04.660 --> 01:21:06.595 Um, the loss of a tradition. 1052 01:21:06.662 --> 01:21:10.533 - No. - It wouldn't necessarily have to be just about you. 1053 01:21:10.599 --> 01:21:14.003 - Thank you, but no. - Take my card, then? If you change your mind... 1054 01:21:14.070 --> 01:21:19.575 I guess this is where I'm supposed to plant my foot to keep you from closing the door. 1055 01:21:19.642 --> 01:21:22.511 Don't do that. That never works. I have to go. 1056 01:21:22.578 --> 01:21:26.049 That's the kind of thing I thought we could talk about. 1057 01:21:54.443 --> 01:21:57.080 Hi. 1058 01:21:57.146 --> 01:21:59.448 Can I come in? 1059 01:22:03.386 --> 01:22:06.389 Hmm, nice. I love what you've done with the place. 1060 01:22:06.455 --> 01:22:10.226 Very funny, Shelly. What do you want? 1061 01:22:10.293 --> 01:22:14.463 There were three boxes that were never delivered. What should I do with them? 1062 01:22:14.530 --> 01:22:17.900 Can you deliver them for me? Oh! 1063 01:22:17.967 --> 01:22:20.436 - You want me to help you? - I'll pay you. 1064 01:22:20.503 --> 01:22:24.573 Oh, I see. So that's how it works. 1065 01:22:24.640 --> 01:22:27.210 Forget it. I'll take care of it myself. 1066 01:22:27.276 --> 01:22:30.546 Shut up! Of course I'll deliver the boxes. 1067 01:22:30.613 --> 01:22:34.550 - I'll take care of it, I said. - Fine. 1068 01:22:34.617 --> 01:22:38.521 Fine. They're in my car. I'll leave 'em by the front door. 1069 01:22:40.956 --> 01:22:44.260 So you quit your job, huh? 1070 01:22:49.865 --> 01:22:53.602 - You're a celebrity. - I said no. I didn't want him to write that. 1071 01:22:59.475 --> 01:23:03.246 Listen, Bill. I... 1072 01:23:03.312 --> 01:23:06.915 I've been thinking about, you know, the fight we had... 1073 01:23:06.982 --> 01:23:10.019 And, um, maybe I said some... 1074 01:23:11.087 --> 01:23:12.321 Things that... 1075 01:23:14.723 --> 01:23:18.394 And then you go and quit your job, and I thought... 1076 01:23:18.461 --> 01:23:22.465 No, no, no. We both said things. 1077 01:23:24.967 --> 01:23:27.070 And the job... 1078 01:23:28.571 --> 01:23:30.773 It was time. 1079 01:23:30.839 --> 01:23:34.977 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna take up kickboxing. 1080 01:23:44.253 --> 01:23:48.524 It's a nice article. You should read it. 1081 01:24:19.288 --> 01:24:23.559 "I never really took notice until he wasn't there anymore, 1082 01:24:23.626 --> 01:24:26.729 "this odd man with the funny walk... 1083 01:24:26.795 --> 01:24:30.166 "And the briefcase and his hat set just so. 1084 01:24:31.434 --> 01:24:34.737 One day he just stopped coming." 1085 01:24:34.803 --> 01:24:37.473 These damn chilblains are killing me. 1086 01:24:37.540 --> 01:24:41.344 My hands are so dry. I've tried everything. 1087 01:24:44.447 --> 01:24:47.383 "He was a thread, 1088 01:24:47.450 --> 01:24:49.418 "an invisible thread in our neighborhood... 1089 01:24:52.121 --> 01:24:56.425 "Which tied us together, bringing us news... 1090 01:24:56.492 --> 01:24:58.594 "Who died, 1091 01:25:02.165 --> 01:25:05.000 "who moved away, 1092 01:25:05.067 --> 01:25:07.536 "who just got married. 1093 01:25:13.842 --> 01:25:17.546 "He's a door-to-door salesman for the Watkins company... 1094 01:25:17.613 --> 01:25:20.216 Whom many considered unemployable." 1095 01:25:22.885 --> 01:25:25.754 Mr. Porter, that was a wonderful article in the paper. 1096 01:25:25.821 --> 01:25:28.191 I didn't want that. 1097 01:25:30.559 --> 01:25:32.695 Is Peter in? Oh, hi, Bill. 1098 01:25:32.761 --> 01:25:36.432 That was a great article in the paper. I didn't want him to write that. 1099 01:25:36.499 --> 01:25:39.502 - Hey, Bill. How you doin'? - Can I talk to you? 1100 01:25:39.568 --> 01:25:41.970 Well, I was just heading out. What's up? 1101 01:25:42.037 --> 01:25:47.075 I want my territory back. We've shut that department down. There is no more door-to-door. 1102 01:25:47.142 --> 01:25:50.846 I don't need a department. All I need is... 1103 01:25:50.913 --> 01:25:55.584 Bill, you did the right thing. You had an amazing run. It's over. 1104 01:25:55.651 --> 01:25:58.354 Retire. Go fishing. Enjoy yourself. 1105 01:25:58.421 --> 01:26:00.556 I don't want to go fishing. 1106 01:26:00.623 --> 01:26:02.725 I want to work. There must be something you can do. 1107 01:26:02.791 --> 01:26:04.960 Have you checked with the employment office? 1108 01:26:05.027 --> 01:26:08.764 Carla, I'm going to be gone until 2:30. If stickley calls... Peter. 1109 01:26:08.831 --> 01:26:12.268 - Don't run off. I need two minutes. - Great seeing you, Bill. 1110 01:26:12.335 --> 01:26:14.637 Best of luck to ya. 1111 01:26:14.703 --> 01:26:18.741 - Wonderful piece in the paper, Bill. - Hm. 1112 01:26:18.807 --> 01:26:21.777 I'd like to put a copy of it in the shareholders report. 1113 01:26:24.247 --> 01:26:26.815 Either way, I wasn't going fishing. 1114 01:26:27.950 --> 01:26:31.254 What piece in the paper? 1115 01:26:54.610 --> 01:26:56.445 Bill. 1116 01:26:57.713 --> 01:27:00.283 Bill? Bill! 1117 01:27:03.151 --> 01:27:04.887 Bill Porter! 1118 01:27:08.056 --> 01:27:10.993 Get off the bus. Get off. 1119 01:27:18.100 --> 01:27:21.970 A salesman drives down a dark country road... 1120 01:27:22.037 --> 01:27:24.740 Completely lost. 1121 01:27:24.807 --> 01:27:28.344 After a time, he runs out of gas. 1122 01:27:28.411 --> 01:27:32.348 Luckily, there's a farmhouse just down the road. 1123 01:27:32.415 --> 01:27:36.652 He goes to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. 1124 01:27:38.287 --> 01:27:43.359 The farmer's wife comes to the door and says, "can I help you?" 1125 01:27:46.194 --> 01:27:48.631 "Yes, " he says. "You can. 1126 01:27:53.736 --> 01:27:57.573 I've run out of gas, and I've lost my way." 1127 01:28:01.076 --> 01:28:03.011 I'll bet you anything... 1128 01:28:03.078 --> 01:28:05.748 'Cause the cream you've been using has an alcohol base... 1129 01:28:05.814 --> 01:28:09.251 And she says, "you can spend the night. 1130 01:28:09.318 --> 01:28:13.422 Put some of this on your fingers. Tell me if your wife wouldn't enjoy this. 1131 01:28:13.489 --> 01:28:16.592 "But I don't have a daughter, 1132 01:28:16.659 --> 01:28:18.961 but he doesn't cook. 1133 01:28:19.027 --> 01:28:23.098 "And you'll have a nice room all to yourself. 1134 01:28:24.833 --> 01:28:29.037 "We don't have any farm animals. 1135 01:28:29.104 --> 01:28:33.509 All right, Bob. I'm gonna bring you some of the samples next week. 1136 01:28:33.576 --> 01:28:35.978 Oh, that's fine, Bill, but no promises. 1137 01:28:36.044 --> 01:28:39.114 And my husband and I are happily married." 1138 01:28:39.181 --> 01:28:42.518 A beautiful day. 1139 01:28:42.585 --> 01:28:44.953 Have a good one, Bill. 1140 01:28:48.524 --> 01:28:51.927 The salesman looks around confused, 1141 01:28:51.994 --> 01:28:56.031 and then he turns back to the farmer's wife and says, 1142 01:28:56.098 --> 01:29:01.203 "oh, gosh, I must be in the wrong joke."