WEBVTT FILE 5 00:07:38.458 --> 00:07:41.627 While I'm very familiar with you and your family, 6 00:07:41.711 --> 00:07:45.381 I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. 7 00:07:46.299 --> 00:07:48.551 Are you aware of my existence? 8 00:07:49.553 --> 00:07:50.553 Yes. 9 00:07:50.637 --> 00:07:51.720 This is good. 10 00:07:52.305 --> 00:07:56.392 Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France? 11 00:07:58.728 --> 00:07:59.770 Yes. 12 00:08:00.438 --> 00:08:02.439 Please tell me what you've heard. 13 00:08:03.400 --> 00:08:04.733 I've heard 14 00:08:05.277 --> 00:08:09.572 that the Führer has put you in charge of rounding up the Jews left in France 15 00:08:09.656 --> 00:08:12.575 who are either hiding or passing for Gentile. 16 00:08:14.035 --> 00:08:16.912 The Führer couldn't have said it better himself. 17 00:08:18.874 --> 00:08:22.501 But the meaning of your visit, 18 00:08:22.961 --> 00:08:27.173 pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. 19 00:08:28.842 --> 00:08:32.094 The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews 20 00:08:32.179 --> 00:08:33.846 and found nothing. 21 00:08:35.599 --> 00:08:37.266 I'm aware of that. 22 00:08:37.767 --> 00:08:40.269 I've read the reports of this area. 23 00:08:42.272 --> 00:08:45.482 But like any enterprise, when under new management, 24 00:08:45.567 --> 00:08:48.652 there is always a slight duplication of efforts, 25 00:08:49.905 --> 00:08:54.575 most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless. 26 00:08:55.577 --> 00:08:58.621 I just have a few questions, monsieur LaPadite. 27 00:09:00.123 --> 00:09:02.374 If you can assist me with answers, 28 00:09:02.459 --> 00:09:05.586 my department can close the file on your family. 29 00:09:14.054 --> 00:09:15.221 Now, 30 00:09:16.890 --> 00:09:21.143 before the occupation, there were four Jewish families in this area, 31 00:09:21.728 --> 00:09:24.063 all dairy farmers like yourself. 32 00:09:25.899 --> 00:09:30.486 Doleracs, Rollins, the Loveitts 33 00:09:32.322 --> 00:09:33.989 and the Dreyfuses. 34 00:09:34.157 --> 00:09:35.699 Is that correct? 35 00:09:35.784 --> 00:09:36.784 To my knowledge, 36 00:09:36.868 --> 00:09:40.329 those were the Jewish families among the dairy farmers. 37 00:09:40.497 --> 00:09:44.333 Herr Colonel, would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe? 38 00:09:44.417 --> 00:09:45.876 Please, monsieur LaPadite, 39 00:09:45.961 --> 00:09:48.963 this is your house, make yourself comfortable. 40 00:09:49.297 --> 00:09:52.258 Now, according to these papers, 41 00:09:53.176 --> 00:09:56.595 all the Jewish families in this area have been accounted for 42 00:09:56.680 --> 00:09:59.515 except the Dreyfuses. 43 00:10:00.976 --> 00:10:04.395 Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished. 44 00:10:04.479 --> 00:10:07.773 Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape 45 00:10:07.857 --> 00:10:10.776 or someone is very successfully hiding them. 46 00:10:11.987 --> 00:10:15.614 What have you heard about the Dreyfuses, monsieur LaPadite? 47 00:10:15.699 --> 00:10:16.657 Only rumors. 48 00:10:16.741 --> 00:10:18.033 I love rumors! 49 00:10:19.619 --> 00:10:20.953 Facts could be so misleading, 50 00:10:21.037 --> 00:10:24.206 where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. 51 00:10:24.624 --> 00:10:26.083 So, monsieur LaPadite, 52 00:10:26.167 --> 00:10:29.420 what rumors have you heard regarding the Dreyfuses? 53 00:10:32.257 --> 00:10:35.384 Again, this is just a rumor, 54 00:10:35.468 --> 00:10:41.765 but we heard the Dreyfuses had made their way into Spain. 55 00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:52.359 So, the rumors you've heard have been of escape? 56 00:10:54.070 --> 00:10:55.154 Yes. 57 00:10:58.742 --> 00:11:02.494 Having never met the Dreyfuses, would you confirm for me 58 00:11:02.579 --> 00:11:05.873 the exact members of the household and their names? 59 00:11:11.296 --> 00:11:13.255 There were five of them. 60 00:11:15.467 --> 00:11:18.135 The father, Jacob. 61 00:11:20.013 --> 00:11:22.514 Wife, Miram. 62 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.145 And her brother, Bob. 63 00:11:35.403 --> 00:11:36.945 How old is Bob? 64 00:11:38.573 --> 00:11:39.907 Thirty, 31. 65 00:11:44.162 --> 00:11:45.412 Continue. 66 00:11:45.789 --> 00:11:47.414 And the children, 67 00:11:49.125 --> 00:11:50.250 Amos 68 00:11:52.337 --> 00:11:53.796 and Shosanna. 69 00:11:55.965 --> 00:11:57.800 Ages of the children? 70 00:12:04.891 --> 00:12:08.477 Amos was nine or 10. 71 00:12:11.314 --> 00:12:12.606 And Shosanna? 72 00:12:12.690 --> 00:12:14.817 And Shosanna was 73 00:12:16.486 --> 00:12:20.280 18 or 19. I'm not really sure. 74 00:12:31.126 --> 00:12:33.460 Well, I guess that should do it. 75 00:12:39.843 --> 00:12:44.263 However, before I go, could I have another glass of your delicious milk? 76 00:12:47.308 --> 00:12:48.809 But of course. 77 00:12:55.567 --> 00:12:57.609 Monsieur LaPadite, 78 00:12:57.694 --> 00:13:01.697 are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? 79 00:13:05.326 --> 00:13:07.744 I have no interest in such things. 80 00:13:08.788 --> 00:13:11.498 But you are aware of what they call me. 81 00:13:14.043 --> 00:13:15.377 I'm aware. 82 00:13:17.130 --> 00:13:19.006 What are you aware of? 83 00:13:28.892 --> 00:13:30.434 That they call you "The Jew Hunter." 84 00:13:30.518 --> 00:13:32.060 Precisely. 85 00:13:34.397 --> 00:13:37.024 I understand your trepidation in repeating it. 86 00:13:37.108 --> 00:13:39.401 Heydrich apparently hates the moniker 87 00:13:39.486 --> 00:13:42.154 the good people of Prague have bestowed on him. 88 00:13:42.238 --> 00:13:45.491 Actually, why he would hate the name "the Hangman" is baffling to me. 89 00:13:45.575 --> 00:13:48.911 It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. 90 00:13:48.995 --> 00:13:52.247 Now I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title 91 00:13:52.332 --> 00:13:54.750 precisely because I've earned it. 92 00:13:56.169 --> 00:14:00.214 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, 93 00:14:00.298 --> 00:14:03.008 as opposed to most German soldiers, 94 00:14:03.092 --> 00:14:05.093 I can think like a Jew 95 00:14:05.762 --> 00:14:08.472 where they can only think like a German. 96 00:14:08.848 --> 00:14:11.266 More precisely, a German soldier. 97 00:14:17.941 --> 00:14:22.903 Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, 98 00:14:23.446 --> 00:14:26.990 it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. 99 00:14:27.450 --> 00:14:31.286 But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, 100 00:14:31.371 --> 00:14:33.497 it would be that of the rat. 101 00:14:36.292 --> 00:14:40.128 The Führer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing. 102 00:14:40.213 --> 00:14:43.215 But where our conclusions differ, 103 00:14:43.299 --> 00:14:46.301 is I don't consider the comparison an insult. 104 00:14:48.805 --> 00:14:52.641 Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in. 105 00:14:53.560 --> 00:14:55.769 It's a hostile world, indeed. 106 00:14:56.604 --> 00:14:59.982 If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now, 107 00:15:00.066 --> 00:15:02.484 would you greet it with hostility? 108 00:15:03.486 --> 00:15:05.320 I suppose I would. 109 00:15:05.405 --> 00:15:06.947 Has a rat ever done anything to you 110 00:15:07.031 --> 00:15:10.325 to create this animosity you feel toward them? 111 00:15:11.244 --> 00:15:13.870 Rats spread disease. They bite people. 112 00:15:14.414 --> 00:15:18.208 Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. 113 00:15:18.293 --> 00:15:20.919 I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, 114 00:15:21.004 --> 00:15:23.463 a squirrel could equally carry. 115 00:15:23.548 --> 00:15:25.132 Would you agree? 116 00:15:27.010 --> 00:15:29.595 Yet, I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels 117 00:15:29.679 --> 00:15:31.680 that you do with rats, do you? 118 00:15:31.764 --> 00:15:32.764 No. 119 00:15:32.849 --> 00:15:35.350 Yet, they're both rodents, are they not? 120 00:15:35.435 --> 00:15:39.438 And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? 121 00:15:39.856 --> 00:15:42.691 It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. 122 00:15:43.401 --> 00:15:45.444 However interesting as the thought may be, 123 00:15:45.528 --> 00:15:48.780 it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. 124 00:15:51.117 --> 00:15:55.203 If a rat were to walk in here, right now, as I'm talking 125 00:15:56.331 --> 00:16:00.167 would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? 126 00:16:00.251 --> 00:16:01.710 Probably not. 127 00:16:02.420 --> 00:16:04.087 I didn't think so. 128 00:16:04.714 --> 00:16:06.256 You don't like them. 129 00:16:06.341 --> 00:16:08.216 You don't really know why you don't like them. 130 00:16:08.301 --> 00:16:11.053 All you know is you find them repulsive. 131 00:16:13.264 --> 00:16:16.308 Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search 132 00:16:16.392 --> 00:16:18.935 of a house suspected of hiding Jews. 133 00:16:19.854 --> 00:16:21.438 Where does the hawk look? 134 00:16:21.522 --> 00:16:24.691 He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, 135 00:16:24.776 --> 00:16:27.235 he looks everywhere he would hide. 136 00:16:28.196 --> 00:16:32.366 But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. 137 00:16:34.619 --> 00:16:38.288 However, the reason the Führer has brought me off my Alps in Austria 138 00:16:38.373 --> 00:16:42.793 and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. 139 00:16:44.045 --> 00:16:47.381 Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of 140 00:16:47.465 --> 00:16:49.508 once they abandon dignity. 141 00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:53.428 May I smoke my pipe as well? 142 00:16:55.765 --> 00:16:58.642 Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home. 143 00:17:11.406 --> 00:17:16.451 Now, my job dictates 144 00:17:21.791 --> 00:17:24.459 that I must have my men enter your home 145 00:17:28.381 --> 00:17:30.257 and conduct a thorough search 146 00:17:30.341 --> 00:17:34.136 before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. 147 00:17:34.887 --> 00:17:38.765 And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. 148 00:17:38.850 --> 00:17:41.059 That is unless you have something to tell me 149 00:17:41.144 --> 00:17:44.187 that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. 150 00:17:44.272 --> 00:17:46.523 I might add, also, that any information 151 00:17:46.607 --> 00:17:51.278 that makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. 152 00:17:52.113 --> 00:17:55.657 Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward. 153 00:17:56.159 --> 00:17:57.451 And that reward will be, 154 00:17:57.535 --> 00:18:00.328 your family will cease to be harassed in any way 155 00:18:00.413 --> 00:18:04.833 by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. 156 00:18:15.511 --> 00:18:18.847 You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? 157 00:18:24.187 --> 00:18:25.270 Yes. 158 00:18:28.191 --> 00:18:32.110 You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? 159 00:18:34.655 --> 00:18:35.697 Yes. 160 00:18:38.534 --> 00:18:41.578 Point out to me the areas where they're hiding. 161 00:19:02.600 --> 00:19:03.975 Since I haven't heard any disturbance, 162 00:19:04.060 --> 00:19:07.771 I assume, while they're listening, they don't speak English. 163 00:19:09.690 --> 00:19:10.732 Yes. 164 00:19:12.819 --> 00:19:15.654 I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade. 165 00:19:15.738 --> 00:19:17.197 Is that clear? 166 00:19:19.158 --> 00:19:20.242 Yes. 167 00:20:22.179 --> 00:20:23.305 It's the girl. 168 00:21:09.560 --> 00:21:12.103 Au revoir, Shosanna! 169 00:21:27.536 --> 00:21:28.912 Ten-hut! 170 00:21:35.795 --> 00:21:37.671 My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine. 171 00:21:37.755 --> 00:21:41.716 And I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. 172 00:21:41.801 --> 00:21:44.928 Eight Jewish American soldiers. 173 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:49.474 Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. 174 00:21:49.558 --> 00:21:52.268 Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. 175 00:21:53.479 --> 00:21:56.773 We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians. 176 00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:59.693 Once we're in enemy territory, 177 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:02.278 as a bushwhacking guerrilla army, 178 00:22:02.363 --> 00:22:05.740 we're going to be doing one thing and one thing only. 179 00:22:06.283 --> 00:22:07.742 Killing Nazis. 180 00:22:09.745 --> 00:22:11.329 I don't know about you all, 181 00:22:11.414 --> 00:22:14.332 but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, 182 00:22:14.417 --> 00:22:18.336 cross 5,000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily 183 00:22:18.421 --> 00:22:22.841 and jump out of a fucking airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. 184 00:22:22.925 --> 00:22:25.010 Nazi ain't got no humanity. 185 00:22:25.761 --> 00:22:29.264 They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hating, mass-murdering maniac 186 00:22:29.348 --> 00:22:31.599 and they need to be destroyed. 187 00:22:31.976 --> 00:22:36.312 That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform, 188 00:22:36.772 --> 00:22:38.606 they're going to die. 189 00:22:41.569 --> 00:22:44.988 Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man Jim Bridger. 190 00:22:45.072 --> 00:22:47.198 That means I got a little Indian in me. 191 00:22:47.283 --> 00:22:51.536 And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. 192 00:22:52.621 --> 00:22:54.956 We will be cruel to the Germans. 193 00:22:55.332 --> 00:22:58.626 And through our cruelty, they will know who we are. 194 00:22:58.794 --> 00:23:01.046 And they will find the evidence of our cruelty 195 00:23:01.130 --> 00:23:03.048 in the disemboweled, dismembered 196 00:23:03.132 --> 00:23:06.801 and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. 197 00:23:06.969 --> 00:23:09.387 And the German won't be able to help themselves 198 00:23:09.472 --> 00:23:13.224 but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, 199 00:23:13.893 --> 00:23:17.312 and our boot heels and the edge of our knives. 200 00:23:18.689 --> 00:23:21.066 And the German will be sickened by us. 201 00:23:21.150 --> 00:23:23.359 And the German will talk about us. 202 00:23:23.444 --> 00:23:25.653 And the German will fear us. 203 00:23:26.155 --> 00:23:28.656 And when the German closes their eyes at night 204 00:23:28.741 --> 00:23:32.035 and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, 205 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:35.830 it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. 206 00:23:37.374 --> 00:23:38.541 Sound good? 207 00:23:38.626 --> 00:23:40.251 Yes, sir! 208 00:23:41.587 --> 00:23:43.379 That's what I like to hear. 209 00:23:43.589 --> 00:23:47.425 But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. 210 00:23:47.510 --> 00:23:50.386 When you join my command, you take on debit. 211 00:23:50.805 --> 00:23:53.389 A debit you owe me, personally. 212 00:23:55.392 --> 00:23:59.979 Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps. 213 00:24:00.689 --> 00:24:02.524 And I want my scalps. 214 00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:08.613 And all y'all will get me 100 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis. 215 00:24:10.199 --> 00:24:12.117 Or you will die trying! 216 00:26:54.238 --> 00:26:55.905 Hey, Hirschberg. 217 00:26:56.657 --> 00:26:58.366 Send that Kraut sarge over. 218 00:26:58.450 --> 00:26:59.951 You. Go. 219 00:27:33.694 --> 00:27:35.737 Sergeant Werner Rachtman. 220 00:27:36.697 --> 00:27:39.240 Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you. 221 00:27:39.783 --> 00:27:41.826 You know what "sit down" means, Werner? 222 00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:43.703 Yes. Then sit down. 223 00:27:47.374 --> 00:27:48.458 How is your English, Werner? 224 00:27:48.542 --> 00:27:51.502 Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. 225 00:27:51.587 --> 00:27:52.670 Wicki here, 226 00:27:52.755 --> 00:27:56.007 an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good. 227 00:27:56.091 --> 00:28:00.011 Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for. 228 00:28:00.554 --> 00:28:03.181 Another one up there you might be familiar with. 229 00:28:03.265 --> 00:28:05.183 Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz. 230 00:28:07.269 --> 00:28:08.770 Heard of him? 231 00:28:09.104 --> 00:28:12.774 Everybody in the German Army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz. 232 00:28:23.452 --> 00:28:25.411 The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity 233 00:28:25.496 --> 00:28:27.622 among German soldiers is simple. 234 00:28:27.706 --> 00:28:33.378 As a German-enlisted man, he killed 13 Gestapo officers. 235 00:28:47.643 --> 00:28:50.645 Instead of putting him up against a wall, 236 00:28:50.729 --> 00:28:53.564 the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin 237 00:28:53.649 --> 00:28:55.149 to be made an example of. 238 00:28:56.693 --> 00:29:00.446 Needless to say, once the Basterds heard about him, 239 00:29:00.781 --> 00:29:02.448 he never got there. 240 00:29:39.361 --> 00:29:41.237 Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz? 241 00:29:43.907 --> 00:29:46.617 Lieutenant Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds. 242 00:29:46.702 --> 00:29:48.369 Ever heard of us? 243 00:29:50.372 --> 00:29:52.957 We just want to say we're a big fan of your work. 244 00:29:53.041 --> 00:29:54.167 When it comes to killing Nazis... 245 00:29:57.421 --> 00:29:59.672 ...I think you show great talent. 246 00:29:59.756 --> 00:30:03.551 And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent. 247 00:30:07.055 --> 00:30:10.224 But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. 248 00:30:11.310 --> 00:30:14.312 We all come here to see if you want to go pro. 249 00:30:21.153 --> 00:30:23.446 Can I assume you know who we are? 250 00:30:23.530 --> 00:30:24.864 You're Aldo the Apache. 251 00:30:27.284 --> 00:30:28.701 Werner, if you heard of us, 252 00:30:28.785 --> 00:30:31.454 you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. 253 00:30:31.538 --> 00:30:35.458 We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. 254 00:30:35.542 --> 00:30:36.834 Oh, yeah. 255 00:30:37.419 --> 00:30:39.962 Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. 256 00:30:40.047 --> 00:30:42.256 Either kill you or let you go. 257 00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:44.884 Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive 258 00:30:44.968 --> 00:30:46.928 depends entirely on you. 259 00:30:51.266 --> 00:30:54.018 Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. 260 00:30:54.436 --> 00:30:58.856 Besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere. 261 00:30:59.733 --> 00:31:01.859 If that patrol were to have any crack shots, 262 00:31:01.944 --> 00:31:04.904 that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. 263 00:31:06.114 --> 00:31:09.450 So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, 264 00:31:10.869 --> 00:31:14.372 you got to show me on this here map where they are. 265 00:31:15.249 --> 00:31:18.584 You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me 266 00:31:18.669 --> 00:31:21.128 what kind of artillery they're carrying with them. 267 00:31:22.631 --> 00:31:26.842 You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. 268 00:31:27.886 --> 00:31:31.889 Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. 269 00:31:32.641 --> 00:31:34.850 I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. 270 00:31:34.935 --> 00:31:38.104 And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. 271 00:31:39.314 --> 00:31:40.815 Now, just take that finger of yours 272 00:31:40.899 --> 00:31:44.235 and point out on this here map where this party is being held, 273 00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:47.697 how many is coming and what they brought to play with. 274 00:31:54.830 --> 00:31:57.081 I respectfully refuse, sir. 275 00:31:59.418 --> 00:32:00.751 Hear that? 276 00:32:02.045 --> 00:32:03.129 Yes. 277 00:32:06.258 --> 00:32:08.551 That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz. 278 00:32:08.844 --> 00:32:11.554 You might know him better by his nickname. 279 00:32:11.638 --> 00:32:13.389 The Bear Jew. 280 00:32:14.474 --> 00:32:18.477 Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew. 281 00:32:18.562 --> 00:32:19.812 I heard of The Bear Jew. 282 00:32:19.896 --> 00:32:21.522 What did you hear? 283 00:32:22.608 --> 00:32:25.026 Beats German soldiers with a club. 284 00:32:25.485 --> 00:32:29.196 He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. 285 00:32:29.531 --> 00:32:31.616 And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, 286 00:32:31.700 --> 00:32:33.576 and if you still respectfully refuse, 287 00:32:33.660 --> 00:32:35.703 I'm calling The Bear Jew over. 288 00:32:35.787 --> 00:32:37.705 He's going to take that big bat of his, 289 00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:40.958 and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. 290 00:32:44.254 --> 00:32:46.088 Now, take your Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, 291 00:32:46.173 --> 00:32:49.175 and point out on this map what I want to know. 292 00:32:57.267 --> 00:32:58.559 Fuck you. 293 00:32:59.019 --> 00:33:00.645 And your Jew dogs. 294 00:33:04.608 --> 00:33:06.567 Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. 295 00:33:06.652 --> 00:33:08.527 Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death 296 00:33:08.612 --> 00:33:11.489 is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny! 297 00:33:11.573 --> 00:33:12.698 Yeah? 298 00:33:12.783 --> 00:33:15.326 Got us a German here who wants to die for country. 299 00:33:15.410 --> 00:33:16.744 Oblige him. 300 00:34:23.311 --> 00:34:25.813 Did you get that for killing Jews? 301 00:34:25.981 --> 00:34:27.273 Bravery. 302 00:34:43.832 --> 00:34:44.957 Yeah! 303 00:34:47.586 --> 00:34:49.920 - Oh, no! - Oh, no! 304 00:34:50.005 --> 00:34:51.172 Donny! 305 00:34:51.757 --> 00:34:52.923 Yeah, Donny! 306 00:34:53.175 --> 00:34:55.926 About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you. 307 00:34:57.429 --> 00:35:00.097 Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park! 308 00:35:00.182 --> 00:35:03.768 Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame! 309 00:35:03.852 --> 00:35:07.772 He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street! 310 00:35:07.856 --> 00:35:08.939 You! 311 00:35:12.110 --> 00:35:13.861 Damn it, Hirschberg! 312 00:35:13.945 --> 00:35:16.864 Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive! 313 00:35:17.157 --> 00:35:20.075 Get the fuck up! Batter up. You're on deck! 314 00:35:20.368 --> 00:35:23.078 Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground. 315 00:35:24.122 --> 00:35:25.289 English? 316 00:35:26.416 --> 00:35:27.583 Wicki. 317 00:35:31.213 --> 00:35:33.172 Ask him if he wants to live. 318 00:35:35.467 --> 00:35:37.718 Tell him to point out on this map the German position. 319 00:35:42.641 --> 00:35:44.266 Ask him how many Germans. 320 00:35:46.728 --> 00:35:48.354 Around about 12. 321 00:35:48.522 --> 00:35:49.897 What kind of artillery? 322 00:36:01.660 --> 00:36:03.244 Now, when you report what happened here, 323 00:36:03.328 --> 00:36:06.997 you can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you. 324 00:36:07.082 --> 00:36:11.001 They're going to want to know why you so special, we let you live. 325 00:36:11.086 --> 00:36:14.755 So tell them, we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks 326 00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.299 what's going to happen to every Nazi we find. 327 00:36:39.865 --> 00:36:43.117 Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do? 328 00:36:49.249 --> 00:36:51.458 He's going to hug his mother. 329 00:36:53.628 --> 00:36:55.379 Well, ain't that nice? 330 00:36:55.589 --> 00:36:57.298 Ask if he's going to take off his uniform. 331 00:37:02.387 --> 00:37:04.263 He's going to burn it. 332 00:37:04.556 --> 00:37:07.266 Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. 333 00:37:08.310 --> 00:37:12.229 See, we like our Nazis in uniforms. That way you can spot them. 334 00:37:12.314 --> 00:37:13.856 Just like that. 335 00:37:18.486 --> 00:37:22.740 But you take off that uniform, ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi. 336 00:37:22.824 --> 00:37:24.992 And that don't sit well with us. 337 00:37:30.165 --> 00:37:33.667 So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 338 00:37:45.847 --> 00:37:49.516 You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. 339 00:37:49.976 --> 00:37:53.145 You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? 340 00:37:54.105 --> 00:37:55.356 Practice. 341 00:54:17.963 --> 00:54:20.298 Au revoir, Shosanna! 342 01:02:34.709 --> 01:02:39.088 At that time, 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable 343 01:02:39.172 --> 01:02:42.216 that you couldn't even bring a reel onto a streetcar. 344 01:02:42.426 --> 01:02:44.135 Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle. 345 01:02:44.219 --> 01:02:45.636 They're films, ain't they? Yes. 346 01:02:45.720 --> 01:02:47.388 Then they're flammable. Go on, hop off. 347 01:02:47.556 --> 01:02:51.392 Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper. 348 01:02:55.021 --> 01:02:57.064 Shosanna has a collection 349 01:02:57.149 --> 01:03:02.194 of over 350 nitrate film prints. 350 01:04:13.767 --> 01:04:15.935 Right this way, Lieutenant. 351 01:04:36.122 --> 01:04:38.791 Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, sir. 352 01:04:38.875 --> 01:04:41.669 General Ed Fenech. At ease, Hicox. 353 01:04:42.504 --> 01:04:43.712 Drink? 354 01:04:45.465 --> 01:04:49.677 If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water. 355 01:04:49.761 --> 01:04:53.347 That-a-boy, Lieutenant. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? 356 01:04:53.431 --> 01:04:55.432 The bar is in the globe. 357 01:04:59.813 --> 01:05:01.897 Something for yourself, sir? 358 01:05:01.982 --> 01:05:05.150 Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it. 359 01:05:06.403 --> 01:05:09.321 It says here that you speak German fluently. 360 01:05:09.406 --> 01:05:11.365 Like a Katzenjammer Kid. 361 01:05:11.449 --> 01:05:14.076 And your occupation before the war? 362 01:05:14.160 --> 01:05:15.327 I'm a film critic. 363 01:05:15.954 --> 01:05:17.913 List your accomplishments. 364 01:05:17.998 --> 01:05:19.873 Well, sir, such as they are, 365 01:05:19.958 --> 01:05:24.503 I write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakers, 366 01:05:24.588 --> 01:05:27.006 and I've had two books published. 367 01:05:27.340 --> 01:05:30.926 Impressive. Don't be modest, Lieutenant. What are their titles? 368 01:05:31.011 --> 01:05:32.011 The first book was called 369 01:05:32.095 --> 01:05:36.599 Art of the Eyes, the Heart A Study of German Cinema in the '20s. 370 01:05:36.683 --> 01:05:40.519 And the second one was called Twenty-Four Frame da Vinci. 371 01:05:40.604 --> 01:05:45.941 It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G.W. Pabst. 372 01:05:46.443 --> 01:05:48.027 What should we drink to, sir? 373 01:05:48.111 --> 01:05:49.361 Well... 374 01:05:50.614 --> 01:05:52.573 Down with Hitler. 375 01:05:52.657 --> 01:05:54.033 All the way down, sir. 376 01:05:54.409 --> 01:05:55.659 Yes. 377 01:05:59.372 --> 01:06:03.459 Are you familiar with German cinema under the Third Reich? 378 01:06:05.337 --> 01:06:09.548 Yes. Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years, 379 01:06:09.633 --> 01:06:11.884 but I'm familiar with it. 380 01:06:11.968 --> 01:06:13.010 Explain it to me. 381 01:06:13.678 --> 01:06:14.720 Pardon, sir? 382 01:06:14.804 --> 01:06:19.058 Well, this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry 383 01:06:19.142 --> 01:06:24.313 under the Third Reich. Explain to me UFA under Goebbels. 384 01:06:26.483 --> 01:06:28.859 Goebbels considers the films he's making 385 01:06:28.943 --> 01:06:32.196 to be the beginning of a new era in German cinema. 386 01:06:32.656 --> 01:06:34.323 An alternative to what he considers 387 01:06:34.407 --> 01:06:37.368 the Jewish-German intellectual cinema of the '20s, 388 01:06:38.078 --> 01:06:40.746 and the Jewish-controlled dogma of Hollywood. 389 01:06:40.830 --> 01:06:42.414 How's he doing? 390 01:06:42.957 --> 01:06:45.542 Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again? 391 01:06:46.002 --> 01:06:50.589 You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game. 392 01:06:51.591 --> 01:06:54.593 Well, compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer, 393 01:06:55.428 --> 01:06:57.680 how's he doing? 394 01:06:57.764 --> 01:06:59.014 Quite well, actually. 395 01:06:59.683 --> 01:07:01.266 Since Goebbels has taken over, 396 01:07:01.351 --> 01:07:05.771 film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years. 397 01:07:05.855 --> 01:07:09.316 But Louis B. Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels' proper opposite number. 398 01:07:09.401 --> 01:07:13.195 I believe Goebbels sees himself closer to David O. Selznick. 399 01:07:17.617 --> 01:07:18.992 Brief him. 400 01:07:19.327 --> 01:07:24.373 Lieutenant Hicox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino. 401 01:07:24.958 --> 01:07:26.083 Three days from now 402 01:07:26.167 --> 01:07:30.504 Joseph Goebbels is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris. 403 01:07:30.630 --> 01:07:31.714 What film, sir? 404 01:07:31.798 --> 01:07:34.466 The motion picture is called Nation's Pride. 405 01:07:35.427 --> 01:07:38.804 In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion 406 01:07:38.888 --> 01:07:43.308 will be Goebbels, Göring, Bormann, and most of the German High Command 407 01:07:43.393 --> 01:07:47.146 including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo, 408 01:07:47.230 --> 01:07:50.649 as well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry. 409 01:07:50.734 --> 01:07:52.818 The master race at play? 410 01:07:52.902 --> 01:07:57.072 Basically, we have all our rotten eggs in one basket. 411 01:07:57.157 --> 01:07:59.700 The objective of Operation Kino, 412 01:08:00.618 --> 01:08:02.369 blow up the basket. 413 01:08:03.163 --> 01:08:07.249 And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth. 414 01:08:08.168 --> 01:08:09.835 Jolly good, sir. 415 01:08:10.587 --> 01:08:14.089 An American Secret Service outfit that lives deep behind enemy lines 416 01:08:14.174 --> 01:08:15.716 will be your assist. 417 01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:19.678 The Germans call them the Basterds. 418 01:08:20.221 --> 01:08:23.432 The Basterds. Never heard of them. 419 01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:26.435 Whole point of the Secret Service, old boy, you not hearing of them. 420 01:08:26.519 --> 01:08:30.522 But the Jerries have heard of them, because these Yanks have been them the devil. 421 01:08:30.607 --> 01:08:35.319 You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris. 422 01:08:35.403 --> 01:08:37.488 The Basterds will be waiting for you. 423 01:08:37.572 --> 01:08:40.324 First thing, you'll go to a little village called Nadine. 424 01:08:41.451 --> 01:08:44.244 In Nadine, there's a tavern called La Louisiane. 425 01:08:44.329 --> 01:08:47.498 There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there. 426 01:08:47.582 --> 01:08:49.708 She's the one who is going to get you into the premiere. 427 01:08:49.793 --> 01:08:53.545 It'll be you, her, and two German-born members of the Basterds. 428 01:08:53.630 --> 01:08:57.049 She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need. 429 01:08:57.884 --> 01:08:59.051 How will I know her? 430 01:08:59.177 --> 01:09:02.387 I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you. 431 01:09:03.473 --> 01:09:06.391 Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark. 432 01:09:06.476 --> 01:09:07.935 Bridget von Hammersmark? 433 01:09:09.187 --> 01:09:12.189 The German movie star is working for England? 434 01:09:12.273 --> 01:09:14.858 Yes, for the last two years now. 435 01:09:14.943 --> 01:09:18.487 One could even say that Operation Kino was her brainchild. 436 01:09:18.571 --> 01:09:19.738 Indeed. 437 01:09:19.823 --> 01:09:20.864 Got the gist? 438 01:09:20.949 --> 01:09:23.700 I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles. 439 01:09:27.831 --> 01:09:31.333 You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement. 440 01:09:31.417 --> 01:09:32.751 I didn't know. 441 01:09:32.836 --> 01:09:34.253 You said it was in a tavern. 442 01:09:34.337 --> 01:09:35.504 It is a tavern. 443 01:09:35.588 --> 01:09:36.964 Yeah, in a basement. 444 01:09:37.632 --> 01:09:40.509 You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. 445 01:09:40.593 --> 01:09:43.887 Number one being, you're fighting in a basement. 446 01:09:43.972 --> 01:09:45.848 What if we go in there and she's not even there? 447 01:09:45.932 --> 01:09:47.182 We wait. 448 01:09:48.017 --> 01:09:52.104 Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous. 449 01:10:13.626 --> 01:10:15.961 Stiglitz, right? 450 01:10:16.045 --> 01:10:17.087 That's right, sir. 451 01:10:18.339 --> 01:10:20.841 I hear you're pretty good with that. 452 01:10:24.637 --> 01:10:27.764 You know, we're not looking for trouble right now. 453 01:10:28.016 --> 01:10:31.560 Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful. 454 01:10:33.396 --> 01:10:38.275 However, the off chance I'm wrong, things prove eventful, 455 01:10:39.485 --> 01:10:42.404 I need to know we can all remain calm. 456 01:10:47.118 --> 01:10:48.535 I don't look calm to you? 457 01:10:51.497 --> 01:10:56.376 Well, now that you put it like that, I guess you do. 458 01:11:11.517 --> 01:11:17.314 This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he? 459 01:11:19.150 --> 01:11:22.861 Is that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type? 460 01:11:24.614 --> 01:11:27.157 Fair point, Lieutenant. 461 01:11:29.452 --> 01:11:32.204 So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do? 462 01:11:32.288 --> 01:11:34.498 Make bets on how it all comes out? 463 01:11:35.708 --> 01:11:38.877 If we get into trouble, we can handle it. 464 01:11:40.380 --> 01:11:43.298 But if trouble does happen, we need you to make damn sure 465 01:11:43.383 --> 01:11:47.552 no Germans, or French, for that matter, escape from that basement. 466 01:11:48.471 --> 01:11:52.724 If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is compromised, the mission is kaput. 467 01:11:53.059 --> 01:11:58.730 Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous? 468 01:11:59.732 --> 01:12:01.149 She chose the spot. 469 01:12:01.234 --> 01:12:02.859 Isn't that just dandy? 470 01:12:02.944 --> 01:12:06.905 Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress. 471 01:12:07.281 --> 01:12:11.118 You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement. 472 01:12:11.202 --> 01:12:13.245 She wasn't picking a place to fight. 473 01:12:13.329 --> 01:12:16.123 She was picking a place isolated and without Germans. 474 01:15:23.352 --> 01:15:24.352 Mmm. 475 01:31:45.584 --> 01:31:47.918 Well, if this is it, old boy, 476 01:31:48.503 --> 01:31:51.505 I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. 477 01:31:52.632 --> 01:31:54.550 By all means, Captain. 478 01:32:00.599 --> 01:32:04.226 There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch. 479 01:32:05.645 --> 01:32:08.439 Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, 480 01:32:13.528 --> 01:32:17.156 I must say, damn good stuff, sir. 481 01:32:20.452 --> 01:32:23.287 Now, about this pickle 482 01:32:24.873 --> 01:32:26.665 we find ourselves in. 483 01:32:29.085 --> 01:32:32.171 It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. 484 01:32:32.255 --> 01:32:34.131 And what would that be? 485 01:32:34.841 --> 01:32:35.841 Stiglitz. 486 01:32:35.926 --> 01:32:37.343 Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls. 487 01:33:14.089 --> 01:33:15.839 You outside. Who are you? 488 01:33:16.424 --> 01:33:18.092 British? American? 489 01:33:18.843 --> 01:33:19.969 What? 490 01:33:20.762 --> 01:33:22.304 We're American. 491 01:33:22.597 --> 01:33:24.056 What are you? 492 01:33:24.391 --> 01:33:26.350 I'm a German, you idiot. 493 01:33:26.685 --> 01:33:29.395 Speak English pretty good for a German. 494 01:33:29.479 --> 01:33:30.688 I agree. 495 01:33:31.982 --> 01:33:33.482 So let's talk. 496 01:33:34.234 --> 01:33:35.609 Okay, talk. 497 01:33:36.319 --> 01:33:37.778 I'm a father. 498 01:33:39.030 --> 01:33:41.949 My baby was born today. In Frankfurt. 499 01:33:42.450 --> 01:33:43.993 Five hours ago. 500 01:33:44.619 --> 01:33:48.872 His name is Max. We were in here drinking, celebrating. 501 01:33:49.708 --> 01:33:53.127 They're the ones that came in shooting and killing. It's not my fault! 502 01:33:53.211 --> 01:33:55.337 Okay! It wasn't your fault. 503 01:33:56.715 --> 01:33:58.507 What's your name, soldier? 504 01:33:58.591 --> 01:33:59.842 Wilhelm. 505 01:34:00.719 --> 01:34:04.263 Now, is there anybody alive on our side? 506 01:34:04.347 --> 01:34:06.140 No. I'm alive! 507 01:34:08.351 --> 01:34:09.727 Who's that? 508 01:34:12.522 --> 01:34:14.523 Is the girl on your side? 509 01:34:16.067 --> 01:34:17.318 Which girl? 510 01:34:17.402 --> 01:34:19.820 Who do you think? Von Hammersmark. 511 01:34:21.406 --> 01:34:23.032 Yeah, she's ours. 512 01:34:23.867 --> 01:34:25.117 Is she okay? 513 01:34:28.121 --> 01:34:29.163 Wilhelm! 514 01:34:30.415 --> 01:34:32.041 She's been shot. 515 01:34:33.043 --> 01:34:34.626 But she's alive. 516 01:34:38.548 --> 01:34:40.049 Okay, Wilhelm. 517 01:34:41.051 --> 01:34:43.469 What do you say we make us a deal? 518 01:34:44.804 --> 01:34:46.180 What's your name? 519 01:34:46.264 --> 01:34:47.389 Aldo. 520 01:34:48.266 --> 01:34:50.517 Okay, Wilhelm, here's my deal. 521 01:34:50.769 --> 01:34:54.396 You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away. 522 01:34:54.481 --> 01:34:57.024 No guns. No guns me, no guns you. 523 01:34:57.108 --> 01:35:00.652 And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, Willi. 524 01:35:01.029 --> 01:35:03.489 You go your way, we go ours. 525 01:35:03.573 --> 01:35:06.450 And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy. 526 01:35:07.619 --> 01:35:10.537 So what do you say, Willi? We got us a deal? 527 01:35:14.959 --> 01:35:16.043 Aldo. 528 01:35:17.295 --> 01:35:18.921 I'm here, Willi. 529 01:35:20.548 --> 01:35:22.299 I want to trust you. 530 01:35:22.384 --> 01:35:23.550 But... 531 01:35:24.469 --> 01:35:25.969 But how can I? 532 01:35:28.181 --> 01:35:30.182 What choice you got, son? 533 01:35:36.064 --> 01:35:38.107 Okay, okay. 534 01:35:39.692 --> 01:35:40.901 Aldo, 535 01:35:41.986 --> 01:35:43.612 I'm going to trust you. 536 01:35:44.489 --> 01:35:45.489 Come down. 537 01:36:01.464 --> 01:36:04.425 Hey, Willi, what's with the machine gun? I thought we had us a deal? 538 01:36:04.509 --> 01:36:06.760 We still have a deal. Now, get the girl and go. 539 01:36:06.845 --> 01:36:08.387 Not so fast. 540 01:36:08.471 --> 01:36:11.056 We only got a deal, we trust each other. 541 01:36:11.141 --> 01:36:12.850 And a Mexican standoff ain't trust. 542 01:36:13.351 --> 01:36:15.853 You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff. 543 01:36:16.521 --> 01:36:19.648 You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead. 544 01:36:19.732 --> 01:36:23.026 Up top, they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead. 545 01:36:23.111 --> 01:36:25.487 That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal. 546 01:36:25.572 --> 01:36:27.239 No trust, no deal. 547 01:36:43.131 --> 01:36:44.715 All right, Aldo. 548 01:36:46.384 --> 01:36:47.509 Fine. 549 01:36:50.889 --> 01:36:54.308 Just take that fucking traitor, and get her out of my sight. 550 01:37:06.404 --> 01:37:09.823 Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs. 551 01:37:22.003 --> 01:37:25.923 Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. 552 01:37:26.007 --> 01:37:27.799 Few questions about what? 553 01:37:28.301 --> 01:37:30.469 About I got three men dead back there. 554 01:37:30.553 --> 01:37:33.347 Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? 555 01:37:33.431 --> 01:37:37.392 The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. 556 01:37:38.478 --> 01:37:40.729 Before we get into who shot John, 557 01:37:41.564 --> 01:37:45.692 why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? 558 01:37:50.615 --> 01:37:53.033 I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, 559 01:37:53.117 --> 01:37:55.786 that the Nazis being there must look odd. 560 01:37:55.870 --> 01:37:58.372 Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. 561 01:37:58.456 --> 01:38:00.457 It's called suspicious. 562 01:38:04.754 --> 01:38:06.547 Everybody needs to calm down. 563 01:38:06.631 --> 01:38:09.299 You're letting your imagination get the better of you. 564 01:38:10.677 --> 01:38:13.637 You met the sergeant yourself. Willi. 565 01:38:13.721 --> 01:38:15.556 You remember him, don't you? 566 01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:16.640 Yeah, I remember him. 567 01:38:16.724 --> 01:38:20.477 His wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a... 568 01:38:20.562 --> 01:38:22.271 He had just become a father! 569 01:38:22.355 --> 01:38:26.191 His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. 570 01:38:29.571 --> 01:38:35.826 The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. 571 01:38:35.910 --> 01:38:37.661 It couldn't be both. 572 01:38:47.880 --> 01:38:49.756 How'd the shooting start? 573 01:38:49.841 --> 01:38:52.342 The Englishman gave himself away. 574 01:38:52.427 --> 01:38:54.052 How'd he do that? 575 01:38:55.305 --> 01:38:57.514 He ordered three glasses. 576 01:38:58.725 --> 01:39:00.642 We order three glasses. 577 01:39:00.852 --> 01:39:02.811 That's the German three. 578 01:39:03.688 --> 01:39:05.480 The other looks odd. 579 01:39:06.065 --> 01:39:08.400 Germans would and did notice it. 580 01:39:17.035 --> 01:39:19.119 Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans 581 01:39:19.203 --> 01:39:21.788 and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. 582 01:39:21.873 --> 01:39:23.790 What was the next step? 583 01:39:24.042 --> 01:39:25.250 Tuxedos. 584 01:39:25.918 --> 01:39:28.670 To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms 585 01:39:28.755 --> 01:39:31.548 with all the military there would've been suicide. 586 01:39:33.551 --> 01:39:36.803 But going as members of the German film industry, 587 01:39:37.221 --> 01:39:40.390 they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. 588 01:39:41.893 --> 01:39:45.062 I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. 589 01:39:46.272 --> 01:39:48.690 How'd you intend to get them in that premiere? 590 01:39:48.775 --> 01:39:50.400 Hand me my purse. 591 01:40:00.286 --> 01:40:02.704 Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. 592 01:40:04.040 --> 01:40:08.043 The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. 593 01:40:09.170 --> 01:40:10.837 You still get us in that premiere? 594 01:40:10.922 --> 01:40:14.091 You speak German better than your friends? No. 595 01:40:14.509 --> 01:40:16.718 Have I been shot? Yes! 596 01:40:17.261 --> 01:40:22.099 I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon. 597 01:40:23.101 --> 01:40:25.519 Least of all, by tomorrow night. 598 01:40:38.408 --> 01:40:41.702 However, there's something you don't know. 599 01:40:43.788 --> 01:40:47.874 There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. 600 01:40:49.669 --> 01:40:54.756 One, the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue. 601 01:40:55.299 --> 01:40:58.468 Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very Germatic. 602 01:40:58.553 --> 01:41:01.513 Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar? 603 01:41:01.597 --> 01:41:05.308 It probably has something to do with the second development. 604 01:41:05.685 --> 01:41:06.977 Which is? 605 01:41:11.274 --> 01:41:13.859 Der Führer is attending the premiere. 606 01:41:48.603 --> 01:41:50.228 Fuck a duck! 607 01:41:58.863 --> 01:42:00.739 What are you thinking? 608 01:42:02.033 --> 01:42:04.201 I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old Uncle Adolf 609 01:42:04.285 --> 01:42:06.161 makes this horse a different color. 610 01:42:06.245 --> 01:42:07.913 What is that supposed to mean? 611 01:42:07.997 --> 01:42:09.915 It means you getting us in that premiere. 612 01:42:09.999 --> 01:42:12.918 I'm probably going to end up losing this leg. 613 01:42:13.544 --> 01:42:15.921 Bye-bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted. 614 01:42:16.005 --> 01:42:18.882 How do you expect me to walk the red carpet? 615 01:42:21.052 --> 01:42:24.054 Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam. 616 01:42:24.138 --> 01:42:26.181 He's going to wrap it up in a cast, 617 01:42:26.265 --> 01:42:28.391 and you got a good how-I-broke-my-leg- mountain-climbing story. 618 01:42:28.476 --> 01:42:31.144 That's German, ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you? 619 01:42:31.229 --> 01:42:34.523 I don't. I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants. 620 01:42:34.607 --> 01:42:36.399 But I see your point. 621 01:42:36.651 --> 01:42:40.153 We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears 622 01:42:40.238 --> 01:42:43.532 and just limp your little ass up that rouge carpet. 623 01:42:45.034 --> 01:42:48.286 I know this is a silly question before I ask it, 624 01:42:48.371 --> 01:42:53.750 but can you Americans speak any other language than English? 625 01:42:54.585 --> 01:42:56.837 We both speak a little Italian. 626 01:42:56.921 --> 01:42:59.422 With an atrocious accent, no doubt. 627 01:43:01.175 --> 01:43:04.636 But that doesn't exactly kill us in the crib. 628 01:43:05.429 --> 01:43:08.265 Germans don't have a good ear for Italian. 629 01:43:12.186 --> 01:43:16.022 So you mumble Italian and brazen through it. ls that the plan? 630 01:43:16.274 --> 01:43:17.899 That's about it. 631 01:43:21.737 --> 01:43:22.737 That sounds good. 632 01:43:22.822 --> 01:43:25.198 It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home? 633 01:43:25.283 --> 01:43:27.117 No, that sounds good. 634 01:43:27.952 --> 01:43:31.872 If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building. 635 01:43:32.874 --> 01:43:33.915 Who does what? 636 01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:38.169 Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. 637 01:43:38.254 --> 01:43:41.381 Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. 638 01:43:41.465 --> 01:43:44.467 Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant. 639 01:43:45.011 --> 01:43:46.136 I don't speak Italian. 640 01:43:46.220 --> 01:43:49.598 Like I said, third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut. 641 01:43:49.682 --> 01:43:51.224 In fact, why don't you start practicing right now? 642 01:47:20.601 --> 01:47:21.601 Yes. 643 01:53:50.866 --> 01:53:52.866 Gorlomi? 644 01:54:02.252 --> 01:54:08.132 Gorlomi. 645 01:54:12.638 --> 01:54:14.388 Gorlomi. 646 01:54:16.934 --> 01:54:18.768 Antonio Margheriti. 647 01:54:21.313 --> 01:54:23.313 Margheriti. 648 01:54:30.447 --> 01:54:31.781 Margheriti. 649 01:54:32.950 --> 01:54:33.950 Dominick Decocco. 650 01:54:34.076 --> 01:54:36.452 Dominick Decocco. 651 02:00:23.842 --> 02:00:25.634 What's that American expression? 652 02:00:25.719 --> 02:00:28.137 "If the shoe fits, you must wear it." 653 02:01:31.618 --> 02:01:36.205 - Fucking shithead. - Faggot fuck. Fuck you! 654 02:01:36.331 --> 02:01:38.332 Bunch of shithead fuck. 655 02:01:41.252 --> 02:01:42.795 Fuck you, too! 656 02:01:45.423 --> 02:01:49.551 Goddamn Nazi farts, sons of bitches! Get your hands off me. 657 02:01:50.053 --> 02:01:53.555 You fucking bratwurst-smelling... Goddamn you! Get off! 658 02:01:59.062 --> 02:02:00.187 Hmm. 659 02:02:12.117 --> 02:02:13.450 You Jerry-banging, Limburg-smelling... 660 02:02:17.706 --> 02:02:19.999 As Stanley said to Livingstone, 661 02:02:20.083 --> 02:02:22.251 Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume? 662 02:02:23.169 --> 02:02:24.545 Hans Landa. 663 02:02:26.715 --> 02:02:29.091 You've had a nice long run, Aldo. 664 02:02:30.010 --> 02:02:32.845 Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. 665 02:02:32.929 --> 02:02:34.471 My hands to be exact. 666 02:02:34.556 --> 02:02:38.267 And they've been waiting a long time to touch you. 667 02:02:42.147 --> 02:02:43.939 Caught you flinching. 668 02:02:48.153 --> 02:02:50.362 Touch me again, Kraut-burger. 669 02:03:06.212 --> 02:03:07.212 Utivich? 670 02:03:07.297 --> 02:03:08.714 Is that you, Lieutenant? 671 02:03:08.798 --> 02:03:09.882 Yeah. 672 02:03:10.467 --> 02:03:12.551 Do you know what happened to Donny? 673 02:03:12.635 --> 02:03:13.761 Omar? 674 02:03:14.471 --> 02:03:15.471 The woman? 675 02:03:15.555 --> 02:03:16.805 No, I do not. 676 02:04:03.353 --> 02:04:06.897 Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, 677 02:04:06.981 --> 02:04:08.941 would you show me mercy? 678 02:04:13.530 --> 02:04:14.655 Nope. 679 02:04:15.323 --> 02:04:18.575 What is that English expression about shoes and feet? 680 02:04:18.660 --> 02:04:22.204 "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." Yeah, I was just thinking that. 681 02:04:35.260 --> 02:04:38.137 So you're Aldo the Apache. 682 02:04:39.264 --> 02:04:40.472 So you're The Jew Hunter. 683 02:04:40.557 --> 02:04:42.266 I'm a detective. 684 02:04:42.350 --> 02:04:44.226 A damn good detective. 685 02:04:44.561 --> 02:04:46.145 Finding people is my specialty, 686 02:04:46.229 --> 02:04:48.647 so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people. 687 02:04:48.731 --> 02:04:51.859 And, yes, some of them were Jews. But Jew Hunter? 688 02:04:53.194 --> 02:04:55.070 Just a name that stuck. 689 02:04:55.530 --> 02:04:58.323 Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. 690 02:04:59.784 --> 02:05:02.953 Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? 691 02:05:03.037 --> 02:05:05.539 Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? 692 02:05:06.624 --> 02:05:08.750 What do you mean the Little Man? 693 02:05:08.835 --> 02:05:10.627 Germans' nickname for you. 694 02:05:10.712 --> 02:05:13.755 The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? 695 02:05:14.132 --> 02:05:18.677 And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. 696 02:05:18.761 --> 02:05:21.180 I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, 697 02:05:21.264 --> 02:05:23.056 as your reputation would suggest. 698 02:05:23.141 --> 02:05:24.683 Where's my men? 699 02:05:25.226 --> 02:05:27.561 Where's Bridget von Hammersmark? 700 02:05:30.440 --> 02:05:33.609 Well, let's just say, she got what she deserved. 701 02:05:36.112 --> 02:05:38.614 And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, 702 02:05:38.698 --> 02:05:40.699 you get what you pay for. 703 02:05:42.118 --> 02:05:47.122 Now as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar... 704 02:05:47.207 --> 02:05:49.124 How you know our names? 705 02:05:49.709 --> 02:05:51.293 Lieutenant Aldo, 706 02:05:53.171 --> 02:05:54.588 if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate 707 02:05:54.672 --> 02:05:58.050 every single one of your swastika-marked survivors, 708 02:06:00.470 --> 02:06:04.056 we simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. 709 02:06:04.140 --> 02:06:05.724 No, I guess not. 710 02:06:05.934 --> 02:06:11.063 Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. 711 02:06:14.234 --> 02:06:15.984 As of this moment, 712 02:06:16.069 --> 02:06:20.906 both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in. 713 02:06:21.532 --> 02:06:25.160 Double-zero 23 and double-zero 24, if my memory serves. 714 02:06:25.912 --> 02:06:29.331 Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode. 715 02:06:29.415 --> 02:06:32.668 And your mission, some would call a terrorist plot, 716 02:06:32.752 --> 02:06:35.254 as of this moment, is still a go. 717 02:06:35.338 --> 02:06:38.674 That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? Eliza on Ice? 718 02:06:38.758 --> 02:06:40.008 However, 719 02:06:41.886 --> 02:06:45.013 all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, 720 02:06:45.098 --> 02:06:47.933 inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput. 721 02:06:50.353 --> 02:06:55.565 If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, 722 02:06:56.901 --> 02:06:58.694 there ain't no way you're going to take them boys 723 02:06:58.778 --> 02:07:00.404 without setting off them bombs. 724 02:07:00.488 --> 02:07:02.239 I have no doubt. 725 02:07:02.323 --> 02:07:05.617 And, yes, some Germans will die. Yes, it will ruin the evening. 726 02:07:05.702 --> 02:07:08.620 And, yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you 727 02:07:08.705 --> 02:07:10.789 for what you've done to his big night. 728 02:07:12.041 --> 02:07:14.334 But you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, 729 02:07:14.419 --> 02:07:17.462 you won't get Göring, and you won't get Bormann. 730 02:07:17.547 --> 02:07:20.132 And you need all four to end the war. 731 02:07:21.801 --> 02:07:24.970 But if I don't pick up this phone right here, 732 02:07:25.054 --> 02:07:27.389 you may very well get all four. 733 02:07:28.641 --> 02:07:33.478 And if you get all four, you end the war 734 02:07:34.731 --> 02:07:35.981 tonight. 735 02:07:37.358 --> 02:07:38.900 So, gentlemen, 736 02:07:39.610 --> 02:07:42.821 let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. 737 02:07:45.742 --> 02:07:47.576 So, the way I see it, 738 02:07:47.660 --> 02:07:51.872 since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, 739 02:07:52.540 --> 02:07:54.124 if I do nothing, 740 02:07:54.542 --> 02:07:57.252 it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. 741 02:07:57.337 --> 02:07:58.587 Wouldn't you agree? 742 02:07:59.255 --> 02:08:00.589 I guess so. 743 02:08:03.176 --> 02:08:05.177 How about you, Utivich? 744 02:08:05.261 --> 02:08:06.887 I guess so, too. 745 02:08:12.435 --> 02:08:13.685 Gentlemen, I have no intention 746 02:08:13.770 --> 02:08:16.855 of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Göring and killing Bormann, 747 02:08:16.939 --> 02:08:19.691 not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, 748 02:08:19.776 --> 02:08:23.528 only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. 749 02:08:25.615 --> 02:08:29.159 If you want to win the war tonight, 750 02:08:30.787 --> 02:08:32.954 we have to make a deal. 751 02:08:35.958 --> 02:08:37.709 What kind of deal? 752 02:08:37.794 --> 02:08:40.337 The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. 753 02:08:40.421 --> 02:08:44.966 However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. 754 02:08:45.968 --> 02:08:47.302 A general. 755 02:08:47.970 --> 02:08:49.638 I'm betting for... 756 02:08:51.349 --> 02:08:53.266 OSS would be my guess. 757 02:08:57.188 --> 02:08:59.648 That's a bingo! 758 02:09:02.652 --> 02:09:05.153 Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo." 759 02:09:05.238 --> 02:09:07.114 You just say, "Bingo." 760 02:09:07.198 --> 02:09:09.449 Bingo! How fun. 761 02:09:11.869 --> 02:09:14.955 But I digress. Where were we? Yeah! Make a deal. 762 02:09:15.498 --> 02:09:19.918 Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it 763 02:09:20.002 --> 02:09:24.172 is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. 764 02:09:24.507 --> 02:09:26.842 Get me someone on the other end of that radio 765 02:09:26.926 --> 02:09:29.970 with the power of the pen to authorize my, 766 02:09:30.054 --> 02:09:32.973 let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender. 767 02:09:33.057 --> 02:09:35.475 If that tastes better going down. 768 02:09:36.269 --> 02:09:37.519 You know, where I'm from... 769 02:09:37.603 --> 02:09:39.479 Yeah? Where is that exactly? 770 02:09:39.564 --> 02:09:41.606 Maynardville, Tennessee. 771 02:09:41.691 --> 02:09:44.151 I've done my share of bootlegging. 772 02:09:44.360 --> 02:09:48.029 Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, 773 02:09:48.114 --> 02:09:50.240 but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family 774 02:09:50.324 --> 02:09:54.744 selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. 775 02:09:56.706 --> 02:10:00.125 Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, 776 02:10:00.793 --> 02:10:02.043 it ain't. 777 02:10:03.880 --> 02:10:06.631 Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, 778 02:10:06.716 --> 02:10:11.428 and 999.999 times out of a million, you would be correct. 779 02:10:13.431 --> 02:10:17.017 But in the pages of history, every once in a while, 780 02:10:17.602 --> 02:10:20.979 fate reaches out and extends its hand. 781 02:10:27.820 --> 02:10:29.779 What shall the history books read? 782 02:10:56.641 --> 02:10:59.851 - I implore you. - We must destroy that tower. 783 02:11:01.270 --> 02:11:02.896 Sarge, that tower... 784 02:11:22.458 --> 02:11:24.376 The tower stands! 785 02:11:31.509 --> 02:11:34.010 Psst! Psst! 786 02:14:04.120 --> 02:14:06.287 So when the military history of this night is written, 787 02:14:06.372 --> 02:14:10.041 it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino 788 02:14:10.126 --> 02:14:12.919 from the very beginning as a double agent. 789 02:14:13.003 --> 02:14:17.048 Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel 790 02:14:17.133 --> 02:14:20.176 was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil 791 02:14:20.261 --> 02:14:22.971 to establish my cover with the Germans. 792 02:14:23.180 --> 02:14:26.474 And it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite 793 02:14:26.559 --> 02:14:29.519 in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. 794 02:14:46.662 --> 02:14:49.664 By the way, that last part is actually true. 795 02:14:49.749 --> 02:14:54.669 I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank. 796 02:14:55.004 --> 02:14:57.422 I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor 797 02:14:57.506 --> 02:15:01.468 for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich. 798 02:15:02.887 --> 02:15:05.972 In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino 799 02:15:06.056 --> 02:15:09.017 to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. 800 02:15:09.393 --> 02:15:13.104 Full citizenship for myself. Well, that goes without saying. 801 02:15:13.397 --> 02:15:16.608 And I would like the United States of America 802 02:15:16.692 --> 02:15:20.779 to purchase property for me on Nantucket island 803 02:15:20.863 --> 02:15:24.115 as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved 804 02:15:24.200 --> 02:15:26.534 by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party 805 02:15:26.619 --> 02:15:30.246 to a swifter-than-imagined end. Do you have all that, sir? 806 02:15:32.041 --> 02:15:35.502 I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. 807 02:15:36.378 --> 02:15:38.588 Lieutenant Raine? Right here. 808 02:15:41.801 --> 02:15:43.009 Yes, sir. 809 02:15:43.093 --> 02:15:46.846 Colonel Landa will put you and Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners. 810 02:15:46.931 --> 02:15:51.309 Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines. 811 02:15:51.393 --> 02:15:55.980 Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa and his man will surrender to you. 812 02:15:56.065 --> 02:15:58.608 You will then take over driving of the truck 813 02:15:58.692 --> 02:16:02.070 and bring them straight to me for debriefing. Is that clear, Lieutenant? 814 02:16:02.154 --> 02:16:03.279 Yes, sir. 815 02:16:03.364 --> 02:16:04.823 Over and out. 816 02:21:49.001 --> 02:21:51.586 When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard. 817 02:21:51.670 --> 02:21:53.629 Can you do it? I have to. 818 02:22:23.869 --> 02:22:25.203 Champagne? 819 02:23:17.047 --> 02:23:19.757 Who wants to send a message to Germany? 820 02:23:20.592 --> 02:23:22.927 I have a message for Germany. 821 02:23:26.390 --> 02:23:28.641 That you are all going to die. 822 02:23:32.396 --> 02:23:37.817 And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it! 823 02:23:39.903 --> 02:23:42.989 Marcel, burn it down. 824 02:23:43.991 --> 02:23:45.491 Oui, Shosanna. 825 02:24:20.944 --> 02:24:23.070 My name is Shosanna Dreyfus, 826 02:24:23.447 --> 02:24:25.031 and this is the face 827 02:24:26.992 --> 02:24:29.327 of Jewish vengeance. 828 02:26:34.995 --> 02:26:36.787 Hermann, uncuff them. 829 02:26:55.432 --> 02:26:59.435 I'm officially surrendering myself over to you, Lieutenant Raine. 830 02:27:00.562 --> 02:27:02.354 We're your prisoners. 831 02:27:03.190 --> 02:27:04.899 How about my knife? 832 02:27:10.864 --> 02:27:12.823 Thank you very much, Colonel. 833 02:27:12.908 --> 02:27:15.993 Utivich, cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back. 834 02:27:16.077 --> 02:27:18.287 Is that really necessary? 835 02:27:18.371 --> 02:27:20.456 I'm a slave to appearances. 836 02:27:23.627 --> 02:27:25.127 Scalp Hermann. 837 02:27:26.796 --> 02:27:28.464 Are you mad? 838 02:27:28.840 --> 02:27:30.591 What have you done? 839 02:27:31.092 --> 02:27:34.428 I made a deal with your general for that man's life! 840 02:27:35.514 --> 02:27:38.891 Yeah, they made that deal. But they don't give a fuck about him. They need you. 841 02:27:38.975 --> 02:27:40.935 You'll be shot for this! 842 02:27:41.603 --> 02:27:45.105 Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before. 843 02:27:46.441 --> 02:27:50.611 You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass. 844 02:27:51.071 --> 02:27:52.821 End the war tonight? 845 02:27:54.241 --> 02:27:55.783 I'd make that deal. 846 02:27:55.867 --> 02:27:57.701 How about you, Utivich? You make that deal? 847 02:27:57.786 --> 02:27:58.786 I'd make that deal. 848 02:27:58.870 --> 02:28:01.372 I don't blame you. Damn good deal. 849 02:28:02.123 --> 02:28:05.251 And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself. 850 02:28:05.335 --> 02:28:08.712 Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole High Command, 851 02:28:08.797 --> 02:28:11.799 I suppose that's worth certain considerations. 852 02:28:12.551 --> 02:28:14.635 But I do have one question. 853 02:28:15.720 --> 02:28:18.472 When you get to your little place on Nantucket island, 854 02:28:18.557 --> 02:28:23.102 I imagine you are going to take off that handsome-looking SS uniform of yours. 855 02:28:23.186 --> 02:28:24.520 Ain't you? 856 02:28:28.483 --> 02:28:30.359 That's what I thought. 857 02:28:31.111 --> 02:28:32.987 Now, that I can't abide. 858 02:28:34.406 --> 02:28:36.699 How about you, Utivich, can you abide it? 859 02:28:36.783 --> 02:28:38.659 Not one damn bit, sir. 860 02:28:40.287 --> 02:28:42.371 I mean, if I had my way, 861 02:28:42.872 --> 02:28:47.334 you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-sucking life. 862 02:28:48.837 --> 02:28:49.837 But I'm aware that ain't practical. 863 02:28:49.921 --> 02:28:52.965 I mean, at some point, you're going to have to take it off. 864 02:28:53.049 --> 02:28:54.174 So, 865 02:28:55.135 --> 02:28:58.846 I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 866 02:29:23.788 --> 02:29:25.914 You know something, Utivich? 867 02:29:26.291 --> 02:29:29.084 I think this just might be my masterpiece.