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There, that's good.
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Luckily we've got ace photographer
Angus Snapforth to do our credits.
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He works longitudinally -
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- developing his negatives
in Turkish-bath cabinet.
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So this should be just the job for him.
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And he has promised to make it snappy.
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37 miles to the north, a bit east,
and then up a bit lies Pinchcliff.
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A village perched
under the blue welkin -
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- with it's own steam-driven cheese
factory, a camping site, a local paper -
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- and it's own TV station.
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Open to all the winds that blow, where
the sun rises above Lonetree Hill -
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- lives our cycle-repairer,
Theodore Rimspoke.
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Must be awkward for a wretched cyclist
with a blow-out -
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- to have to wheel his mount all
this way to get our expert to fix it.
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Doesn't look as if business
is very thriving, does it?
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It's only our postman, old foot-slogging
Dan Hoofer, who makes his way there -
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- with the local rag and outstanding
bills. His greatcoat has diamond tread.
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He's colour blind and
has been run over a couple of times -
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- walks with a list to port and plays
the big bass on festive occasions.
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Not much more to say about Hoofer.
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Cycle-repairer Rimspoke
is an independent sort of bloke.
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More of an inventor than a businessman.
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Famous for his ingenious designs, -
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- such as pedal-activated combined
shaving and raspberry-picking machine.
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He uses a copying pencil, instant coffee
and his own patent telescopic ruler.
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Sonny Duckworth is
the early bird personified.
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Hatched out
in a weeping willow. A born optimist -
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- with muffler, felt slippers and
indifferent morals. As Sonny puts it:
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Difficulties he treats as trifles,
the impossible as a challenge.
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He's Rimspoke's right-hand man,
counsellor, and friend.
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Lambert is a night-owl with hay-fever,
a pillar of the rustic establishment.
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Run over by a reaper and got a
crew-cut, short back, bushy by the ears.
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Found under the roots of a knotted oak
and included as a Rimspoke resident.
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Lambert is a personal pessimist, and
only really at home in Darkest Devon.
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And this is their home,
standing in its own pleasant grounds, -
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- enjoying all the benefits of
Rimspoke's ingenious gadgets.
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Well, string me up
and stuff me in a hen-coop!
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Hi, Theodore! Look at this.
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This morning's post.
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Nothing but bills. Put them
on the window sill with the others.
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Take a look at that super car!
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Look at that there Rudolph Gore-Slimey!
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- Do you know that fellow?
- Know him?
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- Yes, I'll say I know him.
- Do you know him personal?
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That there Rudolph, he was a kind
of apprentice to me in my workshop.
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Then he suddenly
packed it in and went to town.
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And now he's in big business,
and a racing driver, I see.
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You don't say...? Big business, too?
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Beats me how that there Gore-Slimey -
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- got into the racing circuit?
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Competing with
the best in the world, it says.
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Look! Smashing picture on the back too.
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Well, I never...!
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I might have guessed as much.
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Guessed? Guessed what?
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I wonder what he's got
under his bonnet?
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So that's why Gore-Slimey was
in such a hurry to go to town, huh?
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There's some skulduggery
going on here.
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- More trouble brewing, I'll wager...
- No, no, Lambert.
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Say, Theodore, what's skulduggery?
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Yeh, what's skulduggery?
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Well, we better get down
to some honest work.
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Out with you, and set to work!
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When the call to work goes out,
Brother, please include me out!
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Put your hat and coat on, Lambert!
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Come on!
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I see, doing your daily dozen, Lambert?
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I say, what's skulduggery, Sonny?
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Skulduggery?
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That is skulduggery!
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Oh.
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The north wind's blowing
from every quarter today, Sonny?
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Lovely weather for working.
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I'm scared, I am.
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I don't like it when
it's blowing from every quarter.
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- Let's get this contraption working!
- All, right, just leave it to me.
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Computerised production of
flagpoles for the Swiss Navy!
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That'll be 10, 75.
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Theodore is self-supporting, has his
own electric power, water laid on -
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- and turns an honest penny on the side.
Lambert remains a true romantic.
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Despite his chronic hay fever
Lambert is conspicuously on parade --
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- whenever the sun
shines down at Pinchcliffe.
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You'd hardly say life at Rimspoke's
is one mad rush, but now and again -
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- a buckled wheel
or a bent handlebar needs attention.
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The profits are hardly likely to cause
repercussions on the money market -
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- still the three of them up the hill
are content enough.
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Don't be frightened, Lambert.
I'll switch the TV on, Theodore.
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- I don't like TV.
- There's no bogeyman in the box.
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You never can tell, can you.
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And now for the news, read by
pig farmer Archibald Skrimshank.
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This is usually pretty exciting.
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The situation is still
very tense in the Middle East.
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Here...
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- Dang me sideways!
- I'm scared, I am, Theodore.
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And now after the news,
the World of Sport.
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We deserve a little extra treat tonight.
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I expect you'd like
some dewrinkled raisins, Sonny?
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Help yourself,
there's plenty for everyone.
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...the current Motor Racing
sensation, Rudolph Core-Slimey.
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After winning his third successive
Grand Prix. A few words, please.
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I came of humble stock from
the little village of Pinchcliffe.
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Worked for a while in a cycle repair
shop run by an eccentric rustic.
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Forget his name... Theodore...
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Theodore Rimspoke, I think it was.
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- Just hark at him... I mean to say...
- Quiet now, Sonny!
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Humble beginnings, eh?
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Funny to think how easy it can be
to get stuck in a rut like that place.
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But there was no stopping you?
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No, and I think my latest invention
will revolutionise motor racing!
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- What invention?
- This super retometric distributor.
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It raises the jet-injection factor to
1000 and the corradial effect by 112%.
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So that's your game! So that's
your invention, is it, Rudolph?
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Funny, because here's
the working drawing!
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What did you say? Has Gore-Slimey
gone and swiped your invention?
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Yes, he must have collared it when
he was working here as my assistant.
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Well, string me up and stuff me in
a hen-coop. I never heard the like!
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I say, please, could you
pass me another liquorice allsorts?
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Hush! We must listen
to what Gore-Slimey has to say.
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Let me repeat, I'm prepared anytime,
anywhere, to meet any challenge.
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Thank you for talking to us.
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We hope we shall soon see
someone putting up a challenge.
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Now the Chairman, District Veterinary
Surgeon Roger Uddersfield -
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- will present today's commercials.
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For guaranteed social success, use
Brough, the swift-action hair tonic.
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- Switch off that commercial nonsense!
- Remember the name, Brough!
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Recommended by egg-heads!
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- Don't let them fool you, Theodore!
- Well, what's a bloke to do now?
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You're going to challenge!
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No, no, that'd be dangerous.
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- You pipe down, Lambert!
- challenge him?
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I do have a little secret tucked away
in the coach-house. Might be fun...
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Have a go! Could you get this
completed, Gore-Slimey wouldn't need -
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- any driving-mirror!
Just imagine II Tempo Gigante!
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Rimspoke's reply
to the Italian Ferrari!
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- Out of the way, macadamised snail!
- Save your felt-slippers, Sonny.
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Well, shall we take a peep inside the
coach-house and see what we've got?
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- Yes, let's!
- Oh, no.
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There isn't much I can do
with this thing here.
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It's in a sorrier state
than I suspected.
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- You could soon fix this up.
- Can't build a car without a penny.
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I haven't even got the nuts and bolts.
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We'll have to make a real killing!
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You could raise the wind, could you?
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A divinity shapes our ends.
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Stick 'em up!
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- Hand it over!
- Do you suppose I've got any money?
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This bloke's a poor as a church mouse!
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- This won't solve our problems.
- Well, blow me. I'll be...
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Well, blow me. I'll be...
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That really hurt.
Never felt such a pain before.
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Wouldn't never ever
have thought it possible.
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- Move over!
- Can't I have the inside berth tonight?
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- Don't we all have our places?
- I never get the inside berth.
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- There's such a draft off the floor.
- That's why I take the inside berth.
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Come on, pipe down!
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Well, good night to you, Sonny.
Sleep well.
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Nighty!
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Sonny!
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Sonny!
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I say, Theodore? Has he gone out?
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I wonder why?
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Theodore's feeling
a bit down in the dumps.
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I wonder if it is because he hasn't got
enough money to build the car, Sonny?
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Think you'll be able
to help him out, eh, Sonny?
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Lambert, it's only a matter of time -
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- before Sonny Duckworth
of Sludgemere strikes again!
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I think I'll just stretch
my carcase a bit more.
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Oi! String me up
and stuff me in a hen-coop!
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Rolls-Royce 1905 model! Solid gold.
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Acetylene lamps.
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Gosh, transverse interleaved
suspension. Silicon finish...
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What sort of a spooky get-up is that?
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He must be oozing with dough!
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Gosh! He's using
dollar bills as fly-whisks!
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"Aladdin Oil"!
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He must be one of those oil sheiks!
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Perhaps we could funnel a little
in Theodore's direction...
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Snickety snoo!
How too, too snickety snoo.
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If this isn't tempting providence,
I'd like to know what is.
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An ape, honestly. A genuine cross
between a chimp and a gorilla.
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This is no joking matter!
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There should be plenty of money here
for Theodore's new design.
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Well, string me up
and stuff me in a hen-coop!
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Talk about an Oriental chick!
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And that fierce-looking money-grubber!
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Desperados!
What eez the bizniz going on here?
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And the papyrus here?
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Theez eez no hieroglyphics.
Theeze eez drawing of fast motor-car.
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Sensation!
Theez car work of great genius.
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Where is the deesigner?
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Ali, ali, Emanuel Desperados,
you fetch me theez genius!
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Thrown out? Not possibull!
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Throw out of the tent of
Sheikh Abdul Ben Bonanza?
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Idiot!
You stupid gorilla dam blockhead.
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Sonny's not the type to give up easily!
At a pinch he gets his fertile brain -
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- work overtime and changes
his line of attack.
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Once his mind's made up,
there's no stopping Sonny.
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Ah, yes, the Pinchcliffe Gazette.
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That's an idea all right.
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An ad inserted here
will have world wide coverage!
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My Spanish gambit eez successful!
And it's Desperados to move.
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Your check easy to overcome.
I just go through weez my castle.
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That shake you, eh?
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You theenk you vairy smart, no?
I just move my keeng...
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And you get nowhere.
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Jallah.
Sheikh Bonanza checkmated?
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You...!
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I no time to play theez silly game with
stoopid ape. I prefer study drawing.
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Emanuel Desperados.
Zees car ingenious!
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You!
Throw designer out of my tent. Idiot!
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You beeg blockhead!
Stoopid gorilla...
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So you're up early for once, Lambert?
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Yeh, gotta spend a penny.
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- Perhaps you could fetch the paper?
- Yeh, I'll do that for you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we
have a sensational announcement --
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- of the new racing car now under
construction by Theodore Rimspoke.
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Pinchcliffe radio and
Television roving reporter -
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- pig farmer Archibald Skrimshank,
has all the details.
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Your on the air, Archie!
It's all yours!
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- You're on the air.
- Thank you.
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My, you people are inquisitive!
We have it on the best of authority -
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- that cycle-repairer
Theodore Rimspoke -
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- resident of Pinchcliffe, plans to
complete his II Tempo Gigante.
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Aha! There's the sooper-dooper car.
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What an advertisement for Aladdin Oil!
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Me finance Rimspoke and we win race!
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Emanuel Desperados, you drive me!
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We go visit genius!
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Emanuel, geev me completed contract!
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And you, my little turtle dove,
you come visit Big Chief Rimspoke.
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Desperados,
speed, queek, hurry!
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Hurry, hurry!
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You have trouble weez my Rolls-Royce?
My car guaranteed!
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Hurry! Turn starting-handle!
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Bravo!
Close zee door and get cracking!
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Hurry! We late!
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Now change gear!
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Caramba!
Put her in reverse... there you idiot.
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Snitchery snoo!
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This is tempting providence
putting all this in print.
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Theodore, it says in the paper.
But where the dickens is it?
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- Theodore, the paper!
- What does it say in the paper?
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It's all about your car.
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What? Let's have a look!
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Well, what do you know!
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II Tempo Gigante? It's our car!
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How did that old picture get into print?
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Speed it up!
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Dangerous suspension bridge. Hurry!
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Speed it up!
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"Rimspoke has accepted
Gore-Slimey's challenge."
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"Prospects for the
Race of the Century."
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I wonder who's gone and...?
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So, that's it. Sonny has been at work.
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Yeh, Sonny has been at work.
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- Who, me?
- Yes, you!
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- What've you been up to now, Sonny?
- What've you been up to now, Sonny?
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- Just a few casual acquaintances.
- Sonny's casual acquaintances, eh?
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They're apt to be a bit suspect.
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- I believe we've got something outside.
- Sounds like it.
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Ze silence here is as profound as in
ze desert. All people inside ze house.
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Emanuel,
go knock up ze door!
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Would you open the door, Lambert?
Someone's lost his way and landed here.
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Hurry along, Lambert,
you like receiving visitors, I know.
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Lambert, man, don't be scared
just because the door creaks a bit.
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Look at Sonny!
Cool as a prize cucumber.
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- Give them a nice welcome, Lambert.
- Yes, I certainly will.
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- Oh, gosh!
- Salaam, salaam!
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May Allah protect thee and thy house.
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I have journeyed from afar
to have a good squint at Rimspoke.
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Have no fear, friend! My chauffeur
not dangerous, just a bit inquisitive.
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Very, very inquisitive!
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What sort of a jungle
denizen might this be?
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Must have been smuggled in
in a crate of bananas.
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You ze great bicycle-repairer Rimspoke?
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Yes, that's supposed to be me.
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Just step right inside.
Brew up a pot of coffee, Lambert.
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Ah, you verry kind. We come to have
pow-wow and you must listen to me.
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You Rimspoke brilliant designer.
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I Abdul Ben Bonanza have seen TV.
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I will finance your Tempo Gigante.
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I plenty moneys. You plenty broke.
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Well, maybe,
but what do you want me to do?
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You use my oil and petrol.
Ze best in ze whole world.
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She'll run on my own patent mixture.
It would be fun to give it a try.
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Then pleez you sign theez contract.
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No, no, that's dangerous.
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- Do you think so, Lambert?
- Of course you'll sign, Theodore.
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The offer of a century,
from friends in distant lands!
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- Yes, pleez sign!
- You're on dangerous ground.
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Don't listen to that Jeremiah.
It's the chance of a lifetime.
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Well, it might well be.
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Bravo! So now pleez sign contract.
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We're heading
straight for disaster. I know it.
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It's amazing
what you can do with money!
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And a string of oil wells
to back you up.
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Damn me if Theodore, the bird --
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- and our ungainly furry friend with
the rucksack haven't really go cracking!
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Nuts and bolts, sprockets and spindles.
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Skilled hands engaged in
precision lathe-work --
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- on rotary hydrogenic valves.
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With one vigilant eye cocked on
the doings of willing helpers -
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- who run unnecessary risks without
the protection of safety footwear.
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Work proceeds day and night.
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Mysterious fluids seethe and bubble in
carboys, copper tubes and on hotplates.
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Theodore is experimenting
with all kinds of fuel -
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- and hand-made
thinly rolled body panels.
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Behind dark goggles Theodore
is concocting a motorised carriage -
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- that is going to prove a sensation
in the motor-racing world -
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- with technical finesses which entail
radical innovations in the carburetion!
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Straight down the lightning conductor!
Theodore has taken proper precautions -
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- against natural catastrophes
and unforeseen punctures.
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II Tempo Gigante features
special tyres, with steel reinforcement.
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And seven layers of chicken netting
welded into West Indian rubber alloys.
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When Theodore builds an engine,
he doesn't settle for a mere two-stroke.
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He has drilled 12 cylinders and
fitted them with concave linings -
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- rammed in a whole heap of
high-tension ignition plugs -
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- linked to three-inch
hyper-polished exhaust manuals.
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The finished product weighing 2.3 tons -
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- is impressive enough to shake any
major motor factory to its foundation.
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It takes a full year to knock out
a vehicle like II Tempo Gigante.
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The day Theodore
completed the prototype, --
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- the Bristol seismograph registered
7,8 on the Richter scale.
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Not a bad start for
a do-it-yourself village enthusiast.
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Here's the late news.
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It has been confirmed that II Tempo
Gigante is ready for its supreme test.
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People in Pinchcliffe
are confident that Rimspoke -
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- can show Core-Slimey
a clean pair of heels.
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We shall see when the chips are down.
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Time will show!
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Hi, you'll frighten them
out of their wits!
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Sonny! Sonny!
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Who is it? Where is he?
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I can hear something real horrible.
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There must be someone
outside snooping around.
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Theodore, there's someone
snooping around at the dead of night.
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I bet it's someone after your car.
I think we should hide in the cellar.
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What? In the cellar?
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- Night-time intruders?
- Yes, I think there are people about.
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Our burglar alarm should deal with
car thieves, and it's all set up.
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You go to the right, Sonny,
on the other side of the coach-house, -
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- and I'll go this side.
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- And you keep an eye on the door.
- I'm scared, I am, Theodore.
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I never been so scared.
Never thought I would ever be so scared.
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Hush, someone's coming!
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That's Mister Gore-Slimey
in the bag all right.
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Well, string me up
and stuff me in a hen-coop!
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Gracious...
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So it's you strung up
and dangling there, Lambert?
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I walked slap into it!
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That rope was intended for Rudolph,
so you'll have to forgive me, Lambert.
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That put the skids on old Gore-Slimey.
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Sir Sheikh Abdul Ben Bonanza,
Ladies and Gentlemen.
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We are gathered together to unveil
Rimspoke's technical masterpiece -
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- which in tomorrows Grand Prix will
challenge the world's racing drivers -
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- including Rudolph Gore-Slimey
in his 12-cylinder Boomerang Rapido.
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We're gratified
to have TV coverage today, -
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- in black and white
and in choice colours.
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This event is being transmitted
via the Pinchcliffe TV control panel -
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- designed by Theodore Rimspoke
and broadcast nationwide... full stop.
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To mark this auspicious occasion we
have invited one of our greatest brads.
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Despite an attack of the sniffles and
the handicap of a mane of unruly air -
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- composed a laudatory epic:
Hanbury Dapplenag!
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Greetings,
mighty son of the desert waste
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On whose oil-wells
your stupendous wealth is based
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By whose presence
this ceremony is graced
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Our great inventor,
thanks to your banking account
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Was able to sting you
for a sizable amount
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And so in this week-end's
great race we folk
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Can cheer on
our hero Theodore Rimspoke
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Driving a very speedy vehicle which
Bears the name of my modest shanty:
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The racing car II Tempo Gigante!
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Thank you, Dapplenag, and may
the Government grant your application -
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- for a three-year
Bardic Travelling Scholarship.
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And now I shall ask Sheikh Abdul Ben
Bonanza to rise and be upstanding.
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As funds from North Sea is not yet
available for projects such as these, -
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- an overseas sheikh has
generously stepped into the breach.
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This entitles him to the honour of
unveiling this super car.
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Sheikh Abdul Ben Bonanza,
she's all yours!
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I must ask the audience to retain
your seats and your composure.
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We have TV coverage, and Theodore
will now answer a few snaky questions.
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Today's news features Rimspoke's
sensational II Tempo Gigante, -
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- capable of challenging Gore-Slimey's
GT Super Boomerang Rapido.
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Congratulations on the car!
I must say, equipped with radar and all?
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That's right.
In the event of fog and landslides.
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And to anticipate
any concealed entrances.
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Could we have a rundown?
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Let's start with the cranking handle,
which starts the engine up forward -
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- which in turn starts the carburettor -
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- which finally activates
the rocket engine at the rear.
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- And then she really moves, eh?
- You could say that, yes.
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And your top speed?
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With twelve cylinders
and pure alcohol fuel --
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- and a gaggle of rockets
raring to go, -
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- the old bus could hardly
be described as a slowcoach.
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This job is designed with
front- and rear-wheel drive -
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- as well as
direct fuel injection slap in the jet --
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- using the cantilever method.
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And I've installed two speedometers -
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- serially linked so that one takes over
when the other registers maximum.
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- And then this rotary wind-gauge...
- And what about this brake-block?
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Same system as on a bike,
but reinforced.
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- And what's this device?
- That's blood type Rhesus B Plus.
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And Rhesus Minus, and a dash of blue
blood if we should bump into a baron.
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- Or some other aristocrats.
- Very smart.
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How about a look at the cockpit?
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No. That wouldn't interest the public.
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- Top secret, maybe?
- Um...
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Well, it only remains for me to wish
Rimspoke every success in the race.
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And now back to our compère,
Dairy Manager Oliver Clapthwaite.
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Thanking you.
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And now our local band
will conclude this ceremony -
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- with a specially composed march,
Cantata Opus Two, -
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- by pig farmer Archibald Skrimshank.
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But first a special welcome to another
prominent visitor, Emanuel Desperados.
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Private chauffeur, born right round
the last bend of the Limpopo River.
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He has kindly consented to assist
in the role of guest drummer.
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And now you can see Sheikh Abdul Ben
Bonanza arriving in his Rolls-Royce -
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- driven by Emanuel Desperados.
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This great magnate
is the owner of Aladdin Oil.
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There's an air of excitement here as we
await the start of this epic encounter -
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- between the world's leading drivers.
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Now here's No. 3 coming up to start.
The Italian Ruffino Gassolini, --
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- known as the Turin Daredevil,
in his Bertone Carabo.
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No. 12 is the German Heinrich von
Schnellfahrt, in his red Abarth 2000, --
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- the celebrated speed-merchant
with glass-eye and monocle.
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Here's No. 5, the Swede
Ronny Turnip Anderson, -
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- the Gothenburg Gogetter, followed by
No. 3, the Argentine Carlos Fandango.
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The pampas playboy who ran slap into
a wall and escaped without a scratch.
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An impressive array of horsepower.
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There's one question of special interest
to fans: has Aladdin Oil acted wisely -
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- in staking money and prestige
on a mere cycle-repairer?
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I imagine the people in Pinchcliffe -
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- will follow today's event with
special attention to their hero.
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01:04:23.629 --> 01:04:27.546
Let's have a closer look
at Aladdin Oil.
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Rimspoke is just leaving the pits.
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What competition can his home-made
design, II Tempo Gigante, offer?
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It seems hardly likely that an
prototype built by a cycle-repairer -
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- will go the full 25 laps
of today's gruelling Grand Prix.
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But during yesterdays acceleration test
II Tempo Gigante showed a speed -
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- that ensured it
a surprisingly good starting position.
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In the Snake Oil pit the director of the
Dry Rot and Fungus Control Authority -
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- and ace driver Gore-Slimey is behind
the wheel of his Boomerang Rapido.
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Rudolph Gore-Slimey
has a string of victories in his car, -
448
01:05:48.087 --> 01:05:52.046
- with a great many hush-hush features.
449
01:05:52.212 --> 01:05:57.504
Only a handful of intimates know what's
concealed beneath the black bonnet.
450
01:05:57.671 --> 01:06:02.254
His co-driver, in a cockpit designed on
Spitfire lines, is Eleaser Cassandra, -
451
01:06:02.421 --> 01:06:07.754
- whose gift of second sight
has proved invaluable in a tight corner.
452
01:06:07.921 --> 01:06:13.421
Less is known of Theodore Rimspoke's
co-driver, Sonny Duckworth.
453
01:06:13.587 --> 01:06:18.421
Two novices to the track
that should be watched with interest.
454
01:06:18.587 --> 01:06:23.837
In 30 seconds from now this impressive
pack of speed-hungry roadsters -
455
01:06:24.004 --> 01:06:29.504
- will be streaking across the line
in the Grand Prix of the Century.
456
01:06:43.087 --> 01:06:48.004
Five, four, three, two, one!
457
01:06:49.754 --> 01:06:56.129
They're off! The home-made contraption
already seems to be in trouble.
458
01:06:56.296 --> 01:07:01.379
This is bound to be a severe
disappointment to Aladdin Oil.
459
01:07:17.254 --> 01:07:22.254
The German Heinrich von Schnellfahrt
in his Abarth 2000 has taken the lead, --
460
01:07:22.421 --> 01:07:27.171
- closely pursued by the Italian
Ruffino Gassolini and Gore-Slimey.
461
01:07:27.337 --> 01:07:32.504
But now it looks like they've managed
to crank II Tempo Gigante into action.
462
01:07:32.671 --> 01:07:38.296
She seems to be firing
on all twelve cylinders.
463
01:07:38.462 --> 01:07:43.671
She's off, and good luck to her.
She's got a lot of leeway to make up.
464
01:07:43.837 --> 01:07:50.796
Not a very encouraging start
for the good people of Pinchcliffe.
465
01:08:05.587 --> 01:08:11.546
It does really look as if Rimspoke
is putting his best foot forward.
466
01:08:11.712 --> 01:08:19.962
Gore-Slimey in the lead followed by
McQuick, the Swede and Gassolini.
467
01:08:44.046 --> 01:08:47.379
In a moment
they'll be completing the first lap.
468
01:08:47.546 --> 01:08:51.504
Gore-Slimey has been
passed by the Irishman McQuick.
469
01:08:51.671 --> 01:08:57.212
Here they come. Gore-Slimey
flashing past still in the lead.
470
01:08:57.379 --> 01:09:02.046
With nine laps to go, Rimspoke is
lagging 30 seconds behind the leaders.
471
01:09:02.212 --> 01:09:05.504
He has a lot of ground to make up.
472
01:09:05.671 --> 01:09:09.712
And now the Argentine ace
Carlos Fandango goes into the lead.
473
01:09:17.296 --> 01:09:23.712
And now it looks as if Rimspoke really
has got his horsepower harnessed.
474
01:09:23.879 --> 01:09:29.921
By my stopwatch he's pulled in as
much as 15 seconds on his first lap -
475
01:09:30.087 --> 01:09:35.629
- which is sensational. We should
not write off Aladdin Oil's chances yet.
476
01:09:41.421 --> 01:09:47.504
Gore-Slimey once again in the lead with
Nos. 4, 12, 3, 3 and 5 in hot pursuit.
477
01:09:47.671 --> 01:09:52.962
Followed by Rimspoke.
He must have put in a tremendous burst!
478
01:09:53.129 --> 01:09:57.962
Rimspoke's backers are clearly elated.
479
01:09:58.129 --> 01:10:03.796
The wee chappie now facing the camera
is one of Rimspoke's rusty assistants.
480
01:10:03.962 --> 01:10:07.254
No doubt his first visit
on a race-track.
481
01:10:07.421 --> 01:10:11.671
A popular feature
in this tough competition.
482
01:10:11.837 --> 01:10:16.171
A message: Would the owner
of the car registered PP 14U2 -
483
01:10:16.337 --> 01:10:21.462
- parked on a manhole outside
Entrance C kindly remove his vehicle, -
484
01:10:21.629 --> 01:10:26.504
- as a Drainage and Water Board
inspector is anxious to return home.
485
01:10:27.921 --> 01:10:33.504
We are just coming up for another lap.
And Gore-Slimey is still in the lead.
486
01:10:40.254 --> 01:10:44.171
Amazing what Rimspoke
is getting out of his car.
487
01:10:44.337 --> 01:10:47.421
Can he really keep going?
488
01:11:10.462 --> 01:11:17.504
Rimspoke has now rejoined the bunch,
and Schnellfahrt answers with a spurt.
489
01:11:17.671 --> 01:11:23.254
Rimspoke's giving all his got, but seems
to be having trouble with his engine.
490
01:11:23.421 --> 01:11:27.962
He's falling back.
But he's picking up again -
491
01:11:28.129 --> 01:11:33.212
- and is hot on the heels of
McQuick, Gassolini and Anderson.
492
01:11:53.921 --> 01:11:56.796
Going into the hairpin bend
we get a ding-dong struggle -
493
01:11:56.962 --> 01:12:00.129
- between Schnellfahrt and Rimspoke.
494
01:12:00.296 --> 01:12:05.254
Out of the bend we have
Gore-Slimey and Rimspoke.
495
01:12:05.421 --> 01:12:11.212
Rimspoke must have gone into a bit of a
skid. His car seems a bit stern-heavy.
496
01:12:30.837 --> 01:12:36.504
There's a dramatic tussle going on,
with Gore-Slimey still in the lead.
497
01:12:56.962 --> 01:13:01.921
And there goes Rimspoke,
shooting into the lead. Aladdin Oil -
498
01:13:02.087 --> 01:13:05.046
- is leading in the Grand Prix!
499
01:13:27.879 --> 01:13:32.921
II Tempo Gigante
passing the stands with a clear lead.
500
01:13:33.087 --> 01:13:36.212
But it sounds like she is misfiring?
501
01:13:36.379 --> 01:13:42.171
The subsequent order is Gore-Slimey,
Fandango, Schnellfahrt, Gassolini -
502
01:13:42.337 --> 01:13:46.046
- and the Swede Turnip Anderson.
503
01:14:41.212 --> 01:14:46.004
Rimspoke is clearly in trouble.
His engine is definitely labouring.
504
01:14:46.171 --> 01:14:50.546
Gore-Slimey
is coming up hand over first.
505
01:14:53.296 --> 01:14:57.087
Now he's passed him
and is in the lead again!
506
01:15:00.754 --> 01:15:04.712
Things seem to be going disastrously
wrong for Rimspoke and Aladdin Oil.
507
01:15:04.879 --> 01:15:09.671
Rimspoke is being overhauled by
the rest of the field. My, what a pity.
508
01:15:09.837 --> 01:15:14.421
After such a splendid performance
by this unusual vehicle!
509
01:15:14.587 --> 01:15:20.254
But that's the way things go!
Snake Oil first with the German second.
510
01:15:25.962 --> 01:15:31.629
Just behind these two comes Fandango.
The field's spreading out now.
511
01:15:31.796 --> 01:15:36.087
And here's the Swede leaving the pits
after a spot of trouble.
512
01:15:36.254 --> 01:15:41.546
But II Tempo Gigante
is obviously in still greater trouble.
513
01:15:41.712 --> 01:15:46.921
She is being taken hand of
by her team of mechanics.
514
01:15:50.171 --> 01:15:57.212
Now the German seems to be making a
bid. Fandango breathing down his neck.
515
01:15:57.379 --> 01:16:02.379
The field seems to be massing
for a thrilling attack on the leaders.
516
01:16:27.796 --> 01:16:30.546
Rimspoke is really back in the race!
517
01:16:30.712 --> 01:16:35.462
Talk about a quick start! Nothing like
it since the Apollo went into orbit.
518
01:16:35.629 --> 01:16:40.754
Driver and co-driver must have been
subject to something like 3 G!
519
01:17:10.171 --> 01:17:14.796
Once again Rimspoke challenges the
cream of the world's racing drivers.
520
01:17:14.962 --> 01:17:18.712
This can develop into
something truly spectacular!
521
01:17:18.879 --> 01:17:24.962
Looks as if Aladdin Oil have called on
their second driver. What a gamble!
522
01:17:25.129 --> 01:17:31.587
Gassolini holding on to a slim lead,
closely followed by the others.
523
01:17:31.754 --> 01:17:35.962
What about Rimspoke
and his new second driver?
524
01:18:06.004 --> 01:18:10.254
It's obvious that II Tempo Gigante
is now performing superbly.
525
01:18:10.421 --> 01:18:14.546
Rimspoke is closing in on the field.
526
01:18:14.712 --> 01:18:19.629
But Gore-Slimey
has pulled ahead and has a clear lead.
527
01:18:53.337 --> 01:18:56.337
Gore-Slimey has a commanding lead,
and passes... there.
528
01:18:58.087 --> 01:19:03.587
The rest of the field is nicely bunched,
with the German in front.
529
01:19:03.754 --> 01:19:07.629
But Rimspoke is now only seven
seconds behind the German.
530
01:19:09.004 --> 01:19:14.421
Rimspoke, clearly full of go is only
15 seconds behind Gore-Slimey.
531
01:19:14.587 --> 01:19:19.212
It's going to be hard
to predict the winner.
532
01:19:19.379 --> 01:19:25.212
Things are really hotting up.
The German is back in the lead -
533
01:19:25.379 --> 01:19:28.879
- with the others
breathing down his neck.
534
01:19:29.046 --> 01:19:35.629
II Tempo Gigante is putting on
a terrific spurt and catching up!
535
01:20:17.171 --> 01:20:22.004
It's a neck-and-neck struggle between
Gore-Slimey and Theodore Rimspoke.
536
01:20:44.587 --> 01:20:47.546
Gore-Slimey
is just hanging on to his lead, -
537
01:20:47.712 --> 01:20:51.254
- but the others are hard on his heels.
538
01:20:59.462 --> 01:21:05.171
Gore-Slimey and Rimspoke are leaving
the rest of the field inexorably behind.
539
01:21:40.587 --> 01:21:45.587
Now what's happening?
Gore-Slimey pulls away.
540
01:21:45.754 --> 01:21:50.546
Rimspoke is in trouble, with II Tempo
Gigante threatening to disintegrate.
541
01:21:50.712 --> 01:21:55.421
Gore-Slimey is starting on the last lap.
But where is Rimspoke?
542
01:21:55.587 --> 01:22:01.962
There! He seems to have got his engine
going full blast once again!
543
01:22:02.129 --> 01:22:08.379
Core-Slimey can't be sure of victory.
Both cars being squeezed to the limit.
544
01:22:08.546 --> 01:22:15.212
This is the last and decisive lap, and
a final maximum effort is called for.
545
01:22:15.379 --> 01:22:20.462
This speed must be a terrific strain
on chassis, engine, tyres, -
546
01:22:20.629 --> 01:22:23.171
- and the drivers themselves.
547
01:23:31.671 --> 01:23:37.212
Here things are really getting dramatic.
II Tempo Gigante is enveloped in smoke.
548
01:23:37.379 --> 01:23:40.754
Is she on fire?
A highly dramatic finish!
549
01:24:29.421 --> 01:24:34.254
Rimspoke comes out of the bend with
Gore-Slimey scraping his exhaust.
550
01:24:34.421 --> 01:24:39.837
He flashes across the line there!
Winner of the Grand Prix of the century!
551
01:24:40.004 --> 01:24:44.921
In third place the German, followed by
the Argentinean, Irishman and Italian.
552
01:24:45.087 --> 01:24:50.462
What a race, what a finish, and what a
triumph for our village cycle-repairer --
553
01:24:50.629 --> 01:24:55.837
- and a sheikh who staked his
reputation and money on his intuition.
554
01:25:04.962 --> 01:25:09.629
We congratulate Pinchcliffe, the
native village of the three worthies -
555
01:25:09.796 --> 01:25:15.254
- who ensured II Tempo Gigante
such a sensational triumph.
556
01:25:59.754 --> 01:26:03.629
The cup and the laurels
were just one more incident -
557
01:26:03.796 --> 01:26:06.712
- in the lives of Theodore,
Sonny, and Lambert.
558
01:26:06.879 --> 01:26:10.796
They'll be back at their daily chores
tomorrow, with petty quarrels, -
559
01:26:10.962 --> 01:26:16.504
- inventions and the manufacture
of flagpoles for the Swiss Navy.
560
01:26:16.671 --> 01:26:22.837
- Tonight you have the inside berth!
- Can I?
561
01:26:24.546 --> 01:26:29.129
- Is that really possible?
- Take the inside when I tell you to!
562
01:26:34.212 --> 01:26:38.004
Goodness me!
563
01:26:40.421 --> 01:26:43.671
Snitchery pooh.
564
01:26:43.837 --> 01:26:46.671
- Nighty!
- Nighty!
565
01:27:17.004 --> 01:27:19.671
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