WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:57.383 --> 00:02:01.729 Not everyone finds 2 00:02:01.821 --> 00:02:06.201 Love in this life 3 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:11.165 Love in this life 4 00:02:33.753 --> 00:02:35.357 I ... 5 00:02:35.455 --> 00:02:39.164 ...wanted to be killed by you, Raja. 6 00:02:40.493 --> 00:02:42.666 I have to leave now. 7 00:02:44.297 --> 00:02:47.369 I have a lot of work to do. 8 00:02:47.534 --> 00:02:49.514 I have to look for 9 00:02:50.537 --> 00:02:53.279 ...true love. 10 00:02:54.374 --> 00:02:57.253 It has just begun, 11 00:02:57.911 --> 00:03:00.619 It has just begun, 12 00:03:00.813 --> 00:03:03.817 I am the cursed Nighty 13 00:03:05.852 --> 00:03:08.458 Here I come 14 00:03:08.821 --> 00:03:11.700 Flying to you 15 00:03:12.458 --> 00:03:15.337 The story is incomplete, 16 00:03:15.728 --> 00:03:18.607 The story is incomplete, 17 00:03:18.965 --> 00:03:23.243 lam the cursed nighty 18 00:03:23.870 --> 00:03:26.749 Here I come 19 00:03:26.839 --> 00:03:29.718 Flying to you 20 00:03:30.543 --> 00:03:33.422 Here I come 21 00:03:33.513 --> 00:03:36.392 Flying to you 22 00:03:48.728 --> 00:03:50.833 Many years later. 23 00:03:55.868 --> 00:03:59.281 Brishti, I think I'll get the Post Office job. 24 00:03:59.472 --> 00:04:00.678 And then we...- 25 00:04:00.773 --> 00:04:02.753 Don't you want to make it big, Alok? 26 00:04:03.710 --> 00:04:04.882 I want to. 27 00:04:06.279 --> 00:04:08.281 You see, my father always dreamed that... 28 00:04:09.282 --> 00:04:10.989 ...I will make it very big in life. 29 00:04:11.884 --> 00:04:13.761 I will become famous! 30 00:04:15.688 --> 00:04:18.362 I don't want to die as just somebody's wife. 31 00:04:20.627 --> 00:04:22.971 I want to live life king size! 32 00:04:24.931 --> 00:04:26.808 I Hope you'll take my calls. 33 00:04:38.411 --> 00:04:38.946 Brishti, 34 00:04:39.979 --> 00:04:44.951 At this time the wet Norwesters hit the city you're going to. 35 00:04:45.618 --> 00:04:46.824 Be careful. 36 00:04:52.992 --> 00:04:55.973 If it finds you alone 37 00:04:56.529 --> 00:04:59.442 in dark alleys, it calls you 38 00:05:00.033 --> 00:05:04.778 My soft touch 39 00:05:06.072 --> 00:05:12.387 A little light, a little shade, Do not shift your gaze, 40 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:15.860 The pink mystery 41 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:22.027 It has just begun, 42 00:05:22.855 --> 00:05:25.529 It has just begun, 43 00:05:25.758 --> 00:05:28.739 I am the cursed Nighty 44 00:05:30.797 --> 00:05:32.936 Here I come 45 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:35.811 Flying to you 46 00:05:37.370 --> 00:05:39.509 Here I come 47 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:42.376 Flying to you 48 00:05:55.421 --> 00:05:56.422 Listen... 49 00:05:58.524 --> 00:06:00.504 Looks like a storm's coming. 50 00:06:00.693 --> 00:06:02.673 There are a lot of clothes on the roof. 51 00:06:02.795 --> 00:06:04.570 What will you do then? 52 00:06:04.931 --> 00:06:07.707 Ask her to write you all the property? 53 00:06:08.067 --> 00:06:09.910 Hey Lama, go-. 54 00:06:10.870 --> 00:06:12.907 Wait, I'll go at the break. 55 00:06:15.141 --> 00:06:18.884 Ma! The sky has been pricked! 56 00:06:21.080 --> 00:06:24.960 All the clothes will get drenched! 57 00:06:26.753 --> 00:06:30.064 Yay! Yippey!- - All of them are drenched! 58 00:06:33.126 --> 00:06:35.003 Hey Pokai! Run in at once! 59 00:06:35.962 --> 00:06:36.027 Now you will catch a cold. - Madam, 60 00:06:36.028 --> 00:06:38.474 Now you will catch a cold. - Madam, 61 00:06:39.098 --> 00:06:41.442 This shit isn't Sir's shirt. 62 00:06:41.734 --> 00:06:43.372 What are you saying! 63 00:06:44.737 --> 00:06:46.375 And this one? 64 00:06:46.572 --> 00:06:50.452 That's not mine. Must be Ruby's. Go give it back. 65 00:06:51.010 --> 00:06:53.616 Hey, where is my green blouse? 66 00:06:53.880 --> 00:06:55.826 Green blouse? Let me check. 67 00:06:57.884 --> 00:06:59.591 Now come on turn around. 68 00:06:59.685 --> 00:07:01.961 Why are you being so naughty ? - Madam! 69 00:07:02.922 --> 00:07:03.900 Look at this! 70 00:07:05.057 --> 00:07:06.468 Isn't it pretty.' 71 00:07:07.660 --> 00:07:10.072 Isn't it? -Go ask Halum's mother. 72 00:07:11.063 --> 00:07:11.871 Must be hers. 73 00:07:13.065 --> 00:07:14.066 Halum's mother ? 74 00:07:15.601 --> 00:07:16.875 Does she wear all this? 75 00:07:17.570 --> 00:07:18.981 This is exactly like what... 76 00:07:19.205 --> 00:07:21.048 ...cinema artists wear! 77 00:07:21.707 --> 00:07:23.084 You'll look quite pretty in it too. 78 00:07:23.509 --> 00:07:25.420 Please! Ever seen me wear such things? 79 00:07:25.545 --> 00:07:26.489 Go give it back. 80 00:07:28.915 --> 00:07:31.418 How boring! - Hey, look for my blouse. 81 00:07:31.484 --> 00:07:35.796 Sure! What if Halum's dad goes to work wearing it ? 82 00:07:35.922 --> 00:07:38.129 That'll be fun! I'll give you one tight slap! 83 00:07:39.625 --> 00:07:41.798 What are you staring at? Go study. 84 00:07:41.994 --> 00:07:45.032 The Earth is round. The Earth has a Sun and a Moon. 85 00:07:45.565 --> 00:07:46.066 Ma, 86 00:07:46.699 --> 00:07:47.973 am I your Sun? 87 00:07:49.135 --> 00:07:51.012 Then who is your Moon? 88 00:07:53.206 --> 00:07:55.083 You and your stupid questions! - God! 89 00:07:56.075 --> 00:07:59.454 What's this? Couldn't you have taken an umbrella? 90 00:08:00.046 --> 00:08:02.458 Here, your green blouse. 91 00:08:04.050 --> 00:08:06.087 And this is not theirs. 92 00:08:06.652 --> 00:08:08.154 Neither Ruby's. 93 00:08:08.921 --> 00:08:10.764 In which easel think I could... 94 00:08:13.626 --> 00:08:15.196 I'll keep this. 95 00:08:15.962 --> 00:08:17.168 Let someone come asking. 96 00:08:17.263 --> 00:08:19.504 Head. - What if no one comes looking? 97 00:08:21.267 --> 00:08:22.769 Then I'll take care of it. 98 00:08:22.869 --> 00:08:23.210 Oh. 99 00:08:24.704 --> 00:08:28.584 You can wear it till then. 100 00:08:30.042 --> 00:08:32.044 Can I dare to? 101 00:08:32.245 --> 00:08:34.122 Until that hag goes up for good ! 102 00:08:34.514 --> 00:08:37.495 Listen, I am going up. 103 00:08:37.783 --> 00:08:39.660 Ma, now you can wear it. 104 00:08:40.019 --> 00:08:41.191 Pokai! 105 00:08:41.554 --> 00:08:42.225 Head! 106 00:08:43.256 --> 00:08:45.133 Ma, what I was saying is... 107 00:08:45.758 --> 00:08:48.568 Pokai has a lot of homework. I've to sit with him. 108 00:08:48.661 --> 00:08:50.504 If you could kindly finish the prayers today. 109 00:08:50.596 --> 00:08:53.668 Really? As if you finish the prayers everyday. 110 00:08:54.534 --> 00:08:55.740 Disgusting! 111 00:08:58.838 --> 00:09:00.511 Anyway. - Ma... 112 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:03.286 Why doesn't Granny allow you to wear nighties? 113 00:09:03.543 --> 00:09:05.250 Always trying to be over smart! 114 00:09:05.545 --> 00:09:08.719 Your music teacher is coming. Finish your homework fast. 115 00:09:09.882 --> 00:09:13.227 My music teacher... I don't think he'll make it today. 116 00:09:13.853 --> 00:09:17.232 Such rough whether. His cycle will fall into the drain. 117 00:09:17.323 --> 00:09:18.563 One tight slap I'll give you! 118 00:09:18.658 --> 00:09:20.797 Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna! 119 00:09:47.119 --> 00:09:48.564 Hello ? - Hello. 120 00:09:48.754 --> 00:09:49.858 I'm in a meeting. 121 00:09:50.923 --> 00:09:53.335 I'll be late. Eat and go to sleep. 122 00:09:55.695 --> 00:09:56.799 Like always. 123 00:10:18.618 --> 00:10:21.258 My wife left me in monsoon 124 00:10:21.988 --> 00:10:25.265 Its raining all over my home 125 00:10:25.858 --> 00:10:28.668 My wife has left my home 126 00:10:29.228 --> 00:10:31.367 Yes, the buffalo's hit me again! 127 00:10:36.869 --> 00:10:38.871 What will your husband think? 128 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:44.247 Nothing. He'll find another woman in a few days. 129 00:10:48.681 --> 00:10:51.855 What will your parents think?- -Nothing. 130 00:10:52.318 --> 00:10:55.060 They'll shed a few tears and then forget about it. 131 00:11:01.394 --> 00:11:02.099 And... 132 00:11:02.662 --> 00:11:04.938 What do you think? 133 00:11:05.031 --> 00:11:06.009 Me? 134 00:11:06.766 --> 00:11:08.302 I think... 135 00:11:09.735 --> 00:11:12.807 ...I think I want to marry you as soon as possible! 136 00:11:13.239 --> 00:11:14.343 Soon! Soon! 137 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:17.116 Stop this! -Hey, stop playing. 138 00:11:17.243 --> 00:11:18.688 Switch on the lights. 139 00:11:21.781 --> 00:11:23.021 Mr. Manik... 140 00:11:24.050 --> 00:11:26.656 ...wants to say something. 141 00:11:27.987 --> 00:11:28.692 Yes. 142 00:11:29.822 --> 00:11:32.166 I've spent seventy years of my life on the stage. 143 00:11:32.425 --> 00:11:35.031 So how old are you? Seventy-two. 144 00:11:35.795 --> 00:11:36.432 What a shame! 145 00:11:37.363 --> 00:11:39.036 This is where Bengali cinema stands? 146 00:11:39.165 --> 00:11:40.041 And we've to accept it? 147 00:11:41.133 --> 00:11:43.135 A beautiful newly wed bride, 148 00:11:43.235 --> 00:11:44.839 elopes with a fisherman! 149 00:11:45.471 --> 00:11:48.941 Leaving her much respected brand new husband! 150 00:11:49.809 --> 00:11:52.016 Even Manik has made films in the same language. 151 00:11:52.178 --> 00:11:52.713 Who? 152 00:11:53.079 --> 00:11:53.819 Mr. Manik. 153 00:11:54.280 --> 00:11:56.191 You mean Satyajit Ray. -Yes. 154 00:11:56.282 --> 00:11:58.922 He too has made films in this language. 155 00:11:59.018 --> 00:12:00.463 But this love story. 156 00:12:01.020 --> 00:12:03.967 Though, involving fishermen in this was not correct 157 00:12:04.156 --> 00:12:07.137 After all for generations they've been... 158 00:12:07.326 --> 00:12:10.398 ...guiding our women into the sea. 159 00:12:10.496 --> 00:12:11.770 This is a love story? 160 00:12:12.264 --> 00:12:13.072 Is this love? 161 00:12:13.899 --> 00:12:14.877 This is desire. 162 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:15.444 What! 163 00:12:15.935 --> 00:12:16.709 Immoral! 164 00:12:16.802 --> 00:12:20.011 But Ray has shown immoral love in the film 'Charulata'. 165 00:12:20.106 --> 00:12:21.210 Yes he did. 166 00:12:21.307 --> 00:12:25.278 But in the end Bhupati had punished Charulata. 167 00:12:25.511 --> 00:12:26.785 Is it so? -Yes! 168 00:12:27.413 --> 00:12:28.915 He sent her to Kashi. -Kashi! 169 00:12:29.014 --> 00:12:30.288 Kashi? -Varanasi? 170 00:12:30.483 --> 00:12:33.157 Did he have her head shaved? - In which version? 171 00:12:33.252 --> 00:12:35.789 The one that released abroad. The real version. 172 00:12:36.489 --> 00:12:37.729 Abroad? 173 00:12:40.493 --> 00:12:41.801 Hello. What! 174 00:12:43.129 --> 00:12:44.164 Fire? -Where? 175 00:12:44.263 --> 00:12:45.435 At the market! 176 00:12:45.531 --> 00:12:48.307 The Fire brigade hasn't come? But the media has? 177 00:12:48.400 --> 00:12:49.743 I'll be right there. 178 00:12:49.902 --> 00:12:52.246 Becoming the fire brigade minister has ruined me. 179 00:12:52.338 --> 00:12:55.751 Some bloody monkey is burning down the city, 180 00:12:55.808 --> 00:12:58.118 I've to go running after it. 181 00:12:58.244 --> 00:12:58.984 Yes. 182 00:12:59.145 --> 00:13:01.421 Then let's wrap it up for tonight. 183 00:13:02.782 --> 00:13:04.386 Let's sit tomorrow? Okay? 184 00:13:06.252 --> 00:13:07.356 Let's go, Mr.Manik. 185 00:14:05.578 --> 00:14:07.182 Huh? 186 00:14:07.980 --> 00:14:09.516 We are both gaping. 187 00:14:20.926 --> 00:14:22.462 Why's there so much light here? 188 00:14:24.430 --> 00:14:27.843 Is this a shopping mall? - This is heaven, Madam. 189 00:14:28.300 --> 00:14:29.472 American heaven. 190 00:14:30.069 --> 00:14:31.377 The land of give and take! 191 00:14:31.904 --> 00:14:32.939 Now give! 192 00:14:40.479 --> 00:14:41.958 Hope you're enjoying madam! 193 00:14:42.047 --> 00:14:42.616 Why not? 194 00:14:45.017 --> 00:14:46.394 This is heaven! 195 00:14:47.620 --> 00:14:49.497 And your husband? 196 00:14:51.390 --> 00:14:54.428 I want beep ! I want beep ! 197 00:14:54.526 --> 00:14:56.506 I want 198 00:15:04.236 --> 00:15:08.548 Madam! Your nighty is one crazy thing! 199 00:15:09.975 --> 00:15:12.387 It's magical! -And me ? 200 00:15:12.678 --> 00:15:13.986 You? 201 00:15:15.614 --> 00:15:18.254 Chapter 1 : Dutta Villa Massacre 202 00:15:55.054 --> 00:15:56.158 Hardev... 203 00:15:57.156 --> 00:15:58.260 ...oh Hardev... 204 00:15:59.525 --> 00:16:01.368 Hope you haven't mixed water in the milk. 205 00:16:01.460 --> 00:16:05.033 What are you saying Madam! But you see its summer. 206 00:16:05.397 --> 00:16:08.469 The cows drink quite a lot of water these days. 207 00:16:12.705 --> 00:16:15.276 Is that so? And what about you? 208 00:16:17.643 --> 00:16:19.281 Come in and collect your payment. 209 00:16:19.678 --> 00:16:22.659 But its not month end yet, Madam. 210 00:16:23.148 --> 00:16:25.128 The more the delay... 211 00:16:25.551 --> 00:16:27.724 ...the lower the value . 212 00:16:31.457 --> 00:16:32.299 Got it? 213 00:16:33.092 --> 00:16:34.002 Go: it! 214 00:16:38.097 --> 00:16:39.337 Go: it! 215 00:16:50.376 --> 00:16:54.153 If only I had a cow like you in my stable... 216 00:16:54.646 --> 00:16:58.321 ...I would never give her a chance to complain. 217 00:17:00.352 --> 00:17:02.229 What have I done God! 218 00:17:02.721 --> 00:17:05.065 I have committed such a huge sin! 219 00:17:05.791 --> 00:17:08.431 My mother-in-law asked me to not wear nighties. 220 00:17:08.660 --> 00:17:11.004 I would frown at her. 221 00:17:11.263 --> 00:17:12.674 Today l understand, my Lord... 222 00:17:13.365 --> 00:17:15.777 That nighties heat you up ! 223 00:17:16.301 --> 00:17:20.647 From today I'll offer you duck eggs and milk as a sacrifice. 224 00:17:21.473 --> 00:17:22.451 Forgive me! 225 00:17:22.741 --> 00:17:24.277 Please forgive me! 226 00:17:32.751 --> 00:17:33.786 Madam! 227 00:17:34.686 --> 00:17:36.063 Take it if you want it. 228 00:17:36.422 --> 00:17:39.767 But don't go walking in the locality wearing it. 229 00:17:51.170 --> 00:17:52.774 “Mere is my tea? 230 00:17:54.373 --> 00:17:55.477 Tea? 231 00:17:56.542 --> 00:17:57.782 Coming. 232 00:18:00.245 --> 00:18:01.519 Sir... 233 00:18:07.419 --> 00:18:09.262 Where the hell is my... 234 00:18:09.655 --> 00:18:10.656 "lea! 235 00:18:17.229 --> 00:18:18.207 Sir! 236 00:18:19.598 --> 00:18:20.668 Your tea! 237 00:18:27.239 --> 00:18:29.685 Oh God! Thank you oh God! 238 00:18:34.713 --> 00:18:39.662 Oh God! Thank you God! Please do bless this house. 239 00:18:47.426 --> 00:18:49.838 What are you doing there? Who is here then? 240 00:18:50.295 --> 00:18:52.206 Who are you? What are you doing here ? 241 00:18:53.365 --> 00:18:55.106 What are you doing here? 242 00:18:55.167 --> 00:18:58.148 How many times have I told you to keep the lights on! 243 00:18:58.437 --> 00:19:01.111 What a huge mistake this is! Such a shame! 244 00:19:02.207 --> 00:19:04.483 Unimaginable! Now get away! 245 00:19:04.843 --> 00:19:06.254 Hey Su...- - Sir! 246 00:19:07.679 --> 00:19:09.590 Suchanda... -Sir! 247 00:19:32.437 --> 00:19:34.713 Swing me! Swing me! 248 00:19:36.608 --> 00:19:40.351 Swing my heart! 249 00:19:40.445 --> 00:19:41.890 Yes, sing it properly. 250 00:19:42.347 --> 00:19:46.420 Let it swing in your hands... 251 00:19:50.222 --> 00:19:50.825 Sir. 252 00:20:14.479 --> 00:20:15.514 Master ! 253 00:20:18.817 --> 00:20:20.194 What is this ? 254 00:20:20.485 --> 00:20:23.932 Now come on! Swing my heart! 255 00:20:25.857 --> 00:20:29.828 Oh master! I Heard you slipped and fell 256 00:20:30.229 --> 00:20:31.503 ...into the mud... -Huh! 257 00:20:32.464 --> 00:20:34.444 Tell me, where are you hurt? 258 00:20:34.566 --> 00:20:38.343 Why bother, auntie?- - Of course I need to! 259 00:20:44.710 --> 00:20:47.213 Everyone will see! -Oh please. 260 00:20:49.615 --> 00:20:50.992 What is this? Open the door! 261 00:20:51.516 --> 00:20:52.722 Who locked me in? 262 00:20:53.952 --> 00:20:55.397 Granny! Ma! 263 00:20:58.257 --> 00:21:00.863 Master, do not stop bellowing! 264 00:21:01.393 --> 00:21:03.464 Do not stop bellowing! -Auntie!!! 265 00:21:10.602 --> 00:21:15.779 Forgive me Lord! That nighty had driven me crazy! 266 00:21:16.642 --> 00:21:20.249 I will make you both new gold crowns. 267 00:21:20.512 --> 00:21:23.982 Golden crowns! Please forgive me! 268 00:21:28.020 --> 00:21:31.263 Give me if you have anymore. - No more clothes. Now go! 269 00:21:34.293 --> 00:21:36.273 A bowl for my dearest Lord. 270 00:21:41.800 --> 00:21:43.473 Good reddens! 271 00:21:55.781 --> 00:22:00.753 Such blossoming life, 272 00:22:00.886 --> 00:22:03.457 I welcome you! 273 00:22:03.922 --> 00:22:08.894 Oh such bloom in this life, 274 00:22:09.027 --> 00:22:12.304 I welcome you! 275 00:22:13.665 --> 00:22:18.307 To this happy gay time of spring! 276 00:22:22.007 --> 00:22:24.851 Chapter 2: Bonu and Bhanu 277 00:22:24.943 --> 00:22:31.792 This blossoming garden of love! 278 00:22:31.950 --> 00:22:36.763 To this happy gay time of spring! 279 00:22:40.726 --> 00:22:46.642 This blossoming garden of love! 280 00:22:53.939 --> 00:22:57.546 How beautifully you sang that song! 281 00:22:57.909 --> 00:22:59.445 Ma'm, are you going to Bangkok tomorrow? 282 00:22:59.544 --> 00:23:01.854 Yes! “my won't I? 283 00:23:02.381 --> 00:23:04.952 It's the first ever Bengali Festival in Bangkok. 284 00:23:05.584 --> 00:23:05.823 Here. 285 00:23:06.885 --> 00:23:08.364 Thank you. 286 00:23:08.854 --> 00:23:12.996 Thank you... hey! What are you doing? Come and help me! 287 00:23:13.658 --> 00:23:15.729 Lazy bumb! 288 00:23:16.161 --> 00:23:18.402 See you then. Bye! 289 00:23:27.406 --> 00:23:29.909 Bhanu dear, tell me, 290 00:23:30.108 --> 00:23:34.056 who sings your classically based songs the best? 291 00:23:34.746 --> 00:23:35.486 You . 292 00:23:35.714 --> 00:23:36.419 You . 293 00:23:36.548 --> 00:23:36.923 You . 294 00:23:38.750 --> 00:23:40.457 Take your medication. 295 00:23:41.953 --> 00:23:44.763 Bimal, why don't you write a book... 296 00:23:45.090 --> 00:23:47.764 ...about me and Rabindranath Tagore? 297 00:23:48.593 --> 00:23:49.537 Bonu... 298 00:23:49.928 --> 00:23:50.998 ...and Bhanu. 299 00:23:52.564 --> 00:23:54.441 What happened to you!-A cockroach! 300 00:23:54.533 --> 00:23:56.171 Why are you jumping? 301 00:23:56.435 --> 00:23:59.006 Get that cockroach out of here! - What is wrong! 302 00:23:59.438 --> 00:24:01.145 Oh my God! -What? 303 00:24:04.109 --> 00:24:06.715 Oh no! -What is it? 304 00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:10.491 How could I do this? 305 00:24:11.583 --> 00:24:14.860 I hugged you in front of him! Oh no! 306 00:24:15.454 --> 00:24:17.661 God knows what he thinks of me! 307 00:24:20.692 --> 00:24:22.433 What will he think? 308 00:24:22.794 --> 00:24:24.501 I am your husband, after all. 309 00:24:25.597 --> 00:24:26.507 Though, 310 00:24:27.032 --> 00:24:28.705 ...it's difficult to figure that out. 311 00:24:28.967 --> 00:24:32.107 You don't even use my surname. 312 00:24:32.604 --> 00:24:34.208 What should I write? 313 00:24:34.606 --> 00:24:36.142 Bonolakshmi Hore? -Yes. 314 00:24:38.176 --> 00:24:39.883 I feel embarrassed. -Why? 315 00:24:41.546 --> 00:24:45.221 The English meaning isn't too flattering. 316 00:24:46.718 --> 00:24:48.527 People ask for my rate. 317 00:24:48.620 --> 00:24:50.622 Never thought of it before marriage? 318 00:24:50.722 --> 00:24:53.760 But tell me, how is it that your name is Bonolakshmi Tagore? 319 00:24:54.659 --> 00:24:57.902 Your father's name is Nilmani Guchait. 320 00:24:58.630 --> 00:25:00.473 Your husband's name is Bimal Hore. 321 00:25:00.832 --> 00:25:03.836 How does that make you Bonolakshmi Tagore? 322 00:25:05.103 --> 00:25:08.482 In my heart I am married to him. 323 00:25:09.841 --> 00:25:12.082 Long before you came into my life. 324 00:25:12.777 --> 00:25:14.154 I was only six then. 325 00:25:14.679 --> 00:25:16.784 Then why marry me at all? 326 00:25:17.148 --> 00:25:19.560 You've never even let me touch you. 327 00:25:19.751 --> 00:25:21.059 Even our bedrooms are separate. 328 00:25:21.686 --> 00:25:23.597 I am a human being too. 329 00:25:25.824 --> 00:25:30.796 The one who is everything for me, is a global being. 330 00:25:31.530 --> 00:25:33.032 Stop this! 331 00:25:34.032 --> 00:25:35.705 Oh God! Now what? 332 00:25:36.201 --> 00:25:38.010 Any problem? -What is all this? 333 00:25:38.103 --> 00:25:41.607 See, Mr. Manik, this is about a husband-wife relationship. 334 00:25:41.706 --> 00:25:44.243 This relationship is drowning due this degrading society. 335 00:25:44.676 --> 00:25:49.523 That is something only a sociologist can understand. 336 00:25:50.048 --> 00:25:52.790 See, when a relationship... -'Titanic! 337 00:25:52.984 --> 00:25:55.726 Did you say something? - I was saying... err... 338 00:25:56.254 --> 00:25:57.528 "Titanic! 339 00:25:57.856 --> 00:26:01.201 Never seen a better film on drowning relationships ? 340 00:26:01.893 --> 00:26:04.601 Think about it. A relation. As in a relation-ship... 341 00:26:04.896 --> 00:26:06.967 Fell right into the sea. - That film, "Titanic? 342 00:26:07.065 --> 00:26:07.873 Right! 343 00:26:07.999 --> 00:26:09.603 The amount of water they wasted, 344 00:26:09.701 --> 00:26:11.772 All of Bengal's fire can be extinguished with it. 345 00:26:11.870 --> 00:26:14.146 But joking around with Tagore's character? No! 346 00:26:14.739 --> 00:26:17.549 See, Mr.Manik, that is the perception of that woman. 347 00:26:18.009 --> 00:26:20.148 Not Rabindranath Tagore's. -How, but? 348 00:26:20.245 --> 00:26:23.556 Tagore's photograph says, 'You, you. You.' 349 00:26:23.615 --> 00:26:25.595 Oh Mr. Manik, Mr.Manik. Mr.Manik! 350 00:26:25.650 --> 00:26:27.652 I am a psychologist, right? 351 00:26:28.286 --> 00:26:31.165 You may call this some sort of a hallucination. 352 00:26:31.256 --> 00:26:33.668 You can call it Extra- Tagore syndrome. 353 00:26:33.792 --> 00:26:34.736 What! 354 00:26:34.859 --> 00:26:36.566 Extra-Tagore syndrome. 355 00:26:37.062 --> 00:26:38.735 The problem the woman is suffering from. 356 00:26:38.930 --> 00:26:41.274 Like the way it happened in the film, 'Taare Zameen Par'? 357 00:26:41.366 --> 00:26:44.040 Exactly! -But making fun of legends? 358 00:26:44.603 --> 00:26:47.209 This needs to be beeped. - Hey Kalu, rewind. 359 00:26:47.672 --> 00:26:52.143 Okay fine, I'll give the beeps. - Fine, let's watch it. 360 00:26:52.877 --> 00:26:55.756 Tell me, who is it that sings... 361 00:26:56.715 --> 00:26:59.161 your classically based songs the best? 362 00:26:59.284 --> 00:26:59.887 You. -Beep. 363 00:26:59.985 --> 00:27:00.759 You. -Beep. 364 00:27:00.919 --> 00:27:01.624 You. -Beep. 365 00:27:02.387 --> 00:27:04.094 Looks like he is swearing! 366 00:27:04.990 --> 00:27:06.697 This needs to be chopped off. 367 00:27:10.261 --> 00:27:11.797 Hello, Jhumi. -Yes, Ma! 368 00:27:11.896 --> 00:27:13.671 Reached? -Yes! 369 00:27:13.999 --> 00:27:17.139 On our way to the hotel. - Asked about his salary? 370 00:27:17.369 --> 00:27:19.610 No. Haven't spoken yet. 371 00:27:19.838 --> 00:27:22.785 And Ma, is this the time to ask such questions? 372 00:27:23.008 --> 00:27:27.252 Oh God! Why don't you get it. Once you're into the room... 373 00:27:27.345 --> 00:27:30.053 What will you do if I don't ask him? 374 00:27:30.649 --> 00:27:33.357 Besides we were in the same room on the wedding night too. 375 00:27:33.718 --> 00:27:38.690 Nothing happened. Me and your aunt hid under the bed all night. 376 00:27:38.790 --> 00:27:39.268 Bye! 377 00:27:41.660 --> 00:27:42.661 Any problem? 378 00:27:44.095 --> 00:27:46.974 Nothing, Ma was asking where I had kept my earrings. 379 00:27:47.132 --> 00:27:48.770 I was wearing it on our wedding night. 380 00:27:49.167 --> 00:27:51.078 Check this out. Everything will look big. 381 00:27:51.436 --> 00:27:52.107 Really 7 382 00:27:52.704 --> 00:27:54.240 Let me see! Wow! 383 00:27:56.107 --> 00:27:58.280 Chapter Threee: Puri Series 384 00:28:00.011 --> 00:28:02.685 We'll go to the sea tomorrow, at dawn! 385 00:28:03.014 --> 00:28:04.322 The sea? -Yes! 386 00:28:05.050 --> 00:28:09.123 Err... yes, sure.Why not? 387 00:28:10.722 --> 00:28:11.200 Err... 388 00:28:11.423 --> 00:28:11.958 ...Jhumi... 389 00:28:12.891 --> 00:28:14.871 Would you like to listen to my poetry? 390 00:28:15.060 --> 00:28:16.232 Poetry? 391 00:28:16.928 --> 00:28:19.272 I love listening to poetry! 392 00:28:19.364 --> 00:28:20.342 Really? -Yes! 393 00:28:20.999 --> 00:28:25.709 The night is dark, the lights are out, 394 00:28:25.904 --> 00:28:27.781 He is going to the mart 395 00:28:28.907 --> 00:28:31.820 Walking through the jungle on his way 396 00:28:32.077 --> 00:28:34.148 his heart cries out for the tragedy of animals 397 00:28:34.713 --> 00:28:37.159 Humans have umbrellas to shield them, 398 00:28:37.248 --> 00:28:38.693 But elephants don't have raincoats.. 399 00:28:38.783 --> 00:28:39.454 Listen... 400 00:28:39.784 --> 00:28:41.855 ...why is he going to the mart so late? 401 00:28:41.953 --> 00:28:44.729 This is for poetic realization. 402 00:28:44.823 --> 00:28:46.700 I'll read you another one, okay? 403 00:28:46.958 --> 00:28:48.869 It is about our nation, India! 404 00:28:49.928 --> 00:28:51.464 A huge country you are, 405 00:28:51.730 --> 00:28:53.471 motherland to so many people 406 00:28:53.798 --> 00:28:57.940 So many tourist spots Soothing your wandering hearts 407 00:28:58.403 --> 00:29:01.941 But still, babies are being born on streets 408 00:29:02.006 --> 00:29:03.280 Don't you have... 409 00:29:03.508 --> 00:29:05.852 ...something on love? 410 00:29:06.745 --> 00:29:07.723 Yes, love. 411 00:29:09.080 --> 00:29:09.922 Love. 412 00:29:11.249 --> 00:29:16.198 I've travelled across seas, oceans and rivers, 413 00:29:16.287 --> 00:29:21.236 Never have l seen beauty as mesmerizing as you. 414 00:29:21.292 --> 00:29:23.829 It sounds familiar? -Not at all. 415 00:29:23.995 --> 00:29:24.769 This one is... 416 00:29:25.096 --> 00:29:26.040 ...inspired. 417 00:29:26.498 --> 00:29:28.739 Completely original. -One minute. 418 00:29:29.334 --> 00:29:32.747 I have a surprise for you! 419 00:29:38.810 --> 00:29:42.257 Nighty. A wedding gift from my uncle. 420 00:29:45.016 --> 00:29:47.758 Come sir, very nice clothes! - What all do you have? 421 00:29:47.819 --> 00:29:51.494 Everything. Shirts, pants. Nighties. 422 00:29:51.990 --> 00:29:53.901 Nice. -A totally new one. 423 00:29:53.958 --> 00:29:55.335 Only one hundred. -See! 424 00:29:55.393 --> 00:29:57.430 I've bought a nighty for Jhumi's wedding gift. 425 00:29:57.529 --> 00:29:59.008 Wow! Very pretty! 426 00:29:59.097 --> 00:30:00.474 Give me a nice packet. -Yes. 427 00:30:01.466 --> 00:30:03.776 Here, this one's from a mall. 428 00:30:03.868 --> 00:30:04.437 Wow. 429 00:30:09.174 --> 00:30:11.154 Oh no! What just happened? 430 00:30:11.943 --> 00:30:13.513 Power failure. 431 00:30:15.947 --> 00:30:19.156 You're saved this time. My uncle gave me the nighty. 432 00:30:19.551 --> 00:30:21.462 I had thought l'll... 433 00:30:22.453 --> 00:30:25.161 ...bag it from you. 434 00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:30.935 What happened? 435 00:30:31.329 --> 00:30:33.172 The fish are watching us. 436 00:30:33.898 --> 00:30:35.172 Let them watch . 437 00:30:37.468 --> 00:30:38.276 No! 438 00:30:39.270 --> 00:30:41.272 I'm feeling shy. 439 00:30:41.606 --> 00:30:42.516 Okay! 440 00:30:43.441 --> 00:30:44.351 Wait! 441 00:30:45.276 --> 00:30:47.017 I'll cover it up! 442 00:30:58.923 --> 00:30:59.867 Ouch! 443 00:31:03.194 --> 00:31:05.572 Now go to the washroom! Stop staring like an idiot! 444 00:31:05.864 --> 00:31:06.899 Sorry. 445 00:31:08.867 --> 00:31:11.313 Its my first time so it just happened. 446 00:31:12.537 --> 00:31:13.845 Now go! 447 00:31:14.172 --> 00:31:17.051 The rain that rained before time, 448 00:31:18.042 --> 00:31:20.079 ...before time... 449 00:31:21.246 --> 00:31:23.351 ...before time... 450 00:31:23.514 --> 00:31:27.087 The rest will happen next time 451 00:31:31.623 --> 00:31:35.435 The wind whispers a song 452 00:31:36.461 --> 00:31:40.967 The song of the springs arrival 453 00:31:41.132 --> 00:31:48.107 I never knew your touch had such fire. 454 00:31:50.575 --> 00:31:54.387 The wind whispers a song 455 00:32:53.137 --> 00:32:54.172 Jhumi! 456 00:32:55.273 --> 00:32:56.946 Jhumi! 457 00:33:02.413 --> 00:33:04.120 Hey Jhumi! 458 00:33:05.183 --> 00:33:07.254 Jhumi, where are you honey? 459 00:33:09.654 --> 00:33:11.292 Dearest hubby, 460 00:33:11.622 --> 00:33:15.126 The man my mother couldn't find me in five years, 461 00:33:15.493 --> 00:33:18.599 Found me in the sea today. 462 00:33:19.597 --> 00:33:21.133 I'm leaving with him. 463 00:33:22.066 --> 00:33:23.636 Don't feel sad, honey. 464 00:33:24.302 --> 00:33:26.475 I'm taking your ATM card. 465 00:33:26.571 --> 00:33:27.743 And your money too. 466 00:33:28.206 --> 00:33:30.982 I'll ask Ma to pay you back. 467 00:33:31.075 --> 00:33:33.077 And I'm leaving my phone behind. 468 00:33:33.344 --> 00:33:35.290 Give it to Ma, and tell her, 469 00:33:35.380 --> 00:33:39.294 expensive tarts, don't win hearts. 470 00:33:42.487 --> 00:33:45.297 My wife left me in monsoon 471 00:33:46.057 --> 00:33:49.368 Its raining all over my home 472 00:33:49.761 --> 00:33:52.571 My wife has left my home 473 00:33:53.264 --> 00:33:55.437 Yes, the buffalo's hit me again! 474 00:34:19.057 --> 00:34:21.333 Brishti... 475 00:34:32.503 --> 00:34:36.076 This is not the time to turn back my Angel. 476 00:34:36.207 --> 00:34:40.246 Look ahead. Life is calling you. 477 00:34:40.812 --> 00:34:43.190 Jibon Prasad Shau at your service. 478 00:34:43.314 --> 00:34:46.420 Welcome to Puri Beach Resort Pvt. Ltd. 479 00:34:51.222 --> 00:34:54.135 One... two... three... four! 480 00:34:54.225 --> 00:34:55.101 Hey! 481 00:34:55.793 --> 00:34:57.204 What is this ? 482 00:34:57.595 --> 00:35:00.166 You ate it up! -Why won't I? 483 00:35:00.298 --> 00:35:02.608 I'll get my turn too. 484 00:35:03.101 --> 00:35:04.671 I won't leave you either! 485 00:35:05.303 --> 00:35:07.749 Where will I sleep? 486 00:35:07.839 --> 00:35:09.785 Why.' In this Hollywood suite! 487 00:35:10.641 --> 00:35:12.814 The suite has only one room!- - Of course! 488 00:35:13.644 --> 00:35:15.681 A sweet room! 489 00:35:15.780 --> 00:35:17.851 Are we going to sleep tonight? 490 00:35:18.116 --> 00:35:20.096 Think about tomorrow morning! 491 00:35:20.184 --> 00:35:21.663 Tomorrow's the inaugural Puja. 492 00:35:21.886 --> 00:35:24.730 We'll take Lord Jagannath's blessing and 493 00:35:24.822 --> 00:35:27.860 begin the shoot in Kolkata day after! 494 00:35:28.359 --> 00:35:30.703 Bancharam present films 495 00:35:31.596 --> 00:35:34.304 'The Third Marriage of Love!' 496 00:35:34.665 --> 00:35:37.236 And who is the heroine? 497 00:35:37.902 --> 00:35:39.677 Miss Apsara! 498 00:35:40.138 --> 00:35:41.412 And the hero? 499 00:35:42.473 --> 00:35:43.543 What do you think? 500 00:35:43.674 --> 00:35:47.417 Doesn't Bancha know about your heart's dark desires? 501 00:35:48.679 --> 00:35:50.386 As in? -As in... 502 00:35:51.415 --> 00:35:53.554 Haven't you heard of this song? 503 00:35:58.289 --> 00:35:59.666 Superstar Dev? -Yes! 504 00:35:59.790 --> 00:36:00.700 And me ? 505 00:36:01.459 --> 00:36:04.565 Miss Apsara. I think my original name, Brishti was nice. 506 00:36:04.896 --> 00:36:07.809 That means 'rain'. No sex appeal in the name. 507 00:36:07.865 --> 00:36:11.870 This name reminds one of the weather report. 508 00:36:12.170 --> 00:36:15.777 You've to be on the front page, Apsara. Front page! 509 00:36:15.873 --> 00:36:18.683 Newspapers, interviews, movies, television! 510 00:36:18.943 --> 00:36:21.150 Box office, housefull! 511 00:36:25.783 --> 00:36:27.922 Where will Bancha be then ? 512 00:36:28.319 --> 00:36:32.825 He will be putting his cauliflowers to sleep... 513 00:36:32.924 --> 00:36:35.495 ...by singing them lullabies. 514 00:36:39.197 --> 00:36:43.839 What did I get? What did life give me? Tell me! 515 00:36:52.710 --> 00:36:55.213 Please tell me you will never leave me! 516 00:36:55.446 --> 00:36:56.652 Apsara! 517 00:36:57.682 --> 00:36:58.854 Never ever. 518 00:36:58.983 --> 00:37:00.792 Bun! -Bun? 519 00:37:02.853 --> 00:37:04.423 Don't call me by that name. 520 00:37:04.989 --> 00:37:08.436 Bun doesn't sound nice. 521 00:37:10.228 --> 00:37:12.208 Bunchoo? 522 00:37:13.231 --> 00:37:15.404 My life is full of sorrow, Apsara. 523 00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:20.215 I was a very calm child. 524 00:37:20.404 --> 00:37:23.248 Those naughty boys from school... 525 00:37:23.841 --> 00:37:26.253 would pull my pants down. 526 00:37:26.611 --> 00:37:31.458 And rubbed Flatbean leaves onto those two. 527 00:37:31.749 --> 00:37:32.659 Why! 528 00:37:33.584 --> 00:37:35.257 To listen to the sound! 529 00:37:35.419 --> 00:37:38.730 Rubbing Flatbean leaves on them... 530 00:37:38.990 --> 00:37:42.528 ...makes a tattering sound! 531 00:37:42.994 --> 00:37:44.837 Really? -Really! 532 00:37:45.429 --> 00:37:48.376 Really! See, these are Flatbean leaves! 533 00:37:48.799 --> 00:37:52.008 See for yourself how they make sound! 534 00:37:52.370 --> 00:37:54.509 Come on! See! -Don't touch me! 535 00:37:56.641 --> 00:37:59.622 Leave me! Let me go! 536 00:38:02.546 --> 00:38:04.992 Come on, see it! Come on! 537 00:38:08.753 --> 00:38:11.632 Trying to trick Bancha! 538 00:38:11.822 --> 00:38:14.860 I will chop you into into a million pieces! 539 00:38:15.793 --> 00:38:23.610 The coal from my coal mine lights the entire Kolkata! 540 00:38:24.302 --> 00:38:28.444 No animals were harmed during the shooting of this film. 541 00:38:28.839 --> 00:38:30.614 I will knock you out. 542 00:38:30.808 --> 00:38:34.779 All animals used are purely graphic. 543 00:38:35.746 --> 00:38:37.953 I am Bancha! 544 00:39:25.496 --> 00:39:27.100 Mr. Sushil.- - Yes? 545 00:39:27.365 --> 00:39:30.346 Is this true?- - I too am wondering. 546 00:39:30.434 --> 00:39:32.675 We have Flatbean plants in our garden, 547 00:39:32.870 --> 00:39:35.544 But I've never heard such sounds. -It's psychological. 548 00:39:35.973 --> 00:39:38.385 It is not making any sound. But... 549 00:39:38.476 --> 00:39:40.456 ...you can hear it.- - Uncouth! 550 00:39:40.678 --> 00:39:41.486 Relax. 551 00:39:42.046 --> 00:39:43.354 Relax, Mr. Manik. 552 00:39:43.481 --> 00:39:45.518 I agree with you on this. 553 00:39:45.850 --> 00:39:47.989 It's uncouth.- - Yes.. as in... 554 00:39:48.753 --> 00:39:51.962 There was no need to be so explicit. There are other ways. 555 00:39:52.089 --> 00:39:53.830 Mr. Sushil...- - Yes... 556 00:39:54.125 --> 00:39:56.833 They haven't shown anything!- - Yes, you're right! 557 00:39:56.927 --> 00:39:59.965 Back in college days, I would've broken the furniture! 558 00:40:00.097 --> 00:40:03.635 And what about the scene where the fish were hurt? 559 00:40:03.868 --> 00:40:05.848 They're saying its graphics.- - And we'll believe it? 560 00:40:06.437 --> 00:40:07.814 We've to chop off the Flatbean seeds bit. 561 00:40:07.905 --> 00:40:09.475 Those weren't seeds... 562 00:40:10.674 --> 00:40:12.915 ...leaves.- - Yes, leaves. Chop that bit. 563 00:40:13.010 --> 00:40:14.853 Silence. Kalu's started playing. 564 00:40:15.780 --> 00:40:18.090 Chapter 4: Totally Tollywood 565 00:40:54.218 --> 00:40:58.428 The world is lost in the Sahara desert 566 00:40:59.089 --> 00:41:03.060 The Egyptian Nile river merges in the sky 567 00:41:04.161 --> 00:41:08.166 My castle of happiness, I have built in the sea 568 00:41:09.200 --> 00:41:13.205 I want to litter the sky with tiny lamps 569 00:41:16.006 --> 00:41:18.748 Listen, when will Dev come? -Soon! 570 00:41:19.844 --> 00:41:22.654 But when! -Anytime now! 571 00:41:22.780 --> 00:41:25.056 What are you doing?- -What must I do? 572 00:41:25.149 --> 00:41:28.596 So many producers, so many people around. 573 00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:29.891 Go introduce yourself! 574 00:41:30.187 --> 00:41:32.463 All filthy people and filthy rich too! 575 00:41:38.496 --> 00:41:38.974 Sir... 576 00:41:39.230 --> 00:41:39.674 What? 577 00:41:40.264 --> 00:41:42.073 You can't go in without shoes. 578 00:41:42.766 --> 00:41:46.077 You don't get it. I've come from the press to cover the event. 579 00:41:46.170 --> 00:41:48.548 Yes but we've been given strict orders, 580 00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:50.050 No entry without shoes. 581 00:41:50.140 --> 00:41:52.086 But I am from 'Totally Tollywood'. 582 00:41:52.176 --> 00:41:54.952 I've to take photos in this party, I've to report. 583 00:41:55.045 --> 00:41:56.149 Sir, we don't have orders. 584 00:41:59.750 --> 00:42:00.854 Hello, Mr. Madhu...- - Yes. 585 00:42:01.051 --> 00:42:04.692 Yes, Aparesh.- - They're not letting me enter. 586 00:42:05.022 --> 00:42:06.262 Because I didn't wear shoes. 587 00:42:06.524 --> 00:42:08.526 Aparesh, why did you go there naked? 588 00:42:08.626 --> 00:42:11.106 Thought they'd welcome you in, did you? 589 00:42:11.195 --> 00:42:15.007 I don't know. I want Miss Apsara's photos and interview. 590 00:42:15.099 --> 00:42:16.601 I want it. I want it. I want it! 591 00:42:16.901 --> 00:42:18.881 If you cannot get it then for the next one week... 592 00:42:19.003 --> 00:42:22.507 ...you will bathe me, brush my hair and powder me. That's it. 593 00:42:22.773 --> 00:42:24.184 That's your punishment. 594 00:42:24.875 --> 00:42:26.616 Hello... Mr. Madhu... 595 00:42:47.898 --> 00:42:52.972 Oh my friend, can you hear me... 596 00:42:53.070 --> 00:42:58.019 Oh my friend, can you hear me... 597 00:42:58.175 --> 00:43:01.884 I get to hear a lot of rumours but... 598 00:43:05.316 --> 00:43:07.887 Oh, this song of mine 599 00:43:10.588 --> 00:43:13.228 Why are you standing here? -Listen... 600 00:43:13.591 --> 00:43:15.070 Who's that man? -Which man? 601 00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:16.604 Over there. 602 00:43:17.661 --> 00:43:19.732 That's RSJ, famous producer. 603 00:43:19.830 --> 00:43:21.332 Who? -RSJ. 604 00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.601 Shit! I forgot to introduce you. 605 00:43:23.901 --> 00:43:26.211 He's nasty. He was staring at me! 606 00:43:26.704 --> 00:43:29.913 He must be trembling with anticipation right now. 607 00:43:30.074 --> 00:43:31.644 He has understood. 608 00:43:31.742 --> 00:43:35.121 That now there are only two people in the market. 609 00:43:35.212 --> 00:43:36.748 Bancha and Apsara. Apsara and Bancha. 610 00:43:36.847 --> 00:43:38.121 And Dev too! 611 00:43:40.884 --> 00:43:42.591 Naughty girl! 612 00:43:53.931 --> 00:43:56.844 Come on now, you've had enough to drink. 613 00:43:58.402 --> 00:43:59.881 Sit down. 614 00:44:02.339 --> 00:44:04.615 Red shirt huh? 615 00:44:06.110 --> 00:44:08.989 Bancha wants to be RSJ! 616 00:44:09.413 --> 00:44:11.256 Look here! 617 00:44:12.182 --> 00:44:14.219 Here it comes! 618 00:44:15.185 --> 00:44:20.100 The words from my heart flow through my song 619 00:44:21.091 --> 00:44:24.231 What are you doing? -Playing with you. 620 00:44:24.662 --> 00:44:25.936 A game? 621 00:44:29.667 --> 00:44:30.668 Here comes my bet. 622 00:44:30.768 --> 00:44:34.375 How many sisters in the film, 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”? 623 00:44:34.672 --> 00:44:35.650 Sisters? 624 00:44:35.739 --> 00:44:39.346 How many sisters in the film, 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”? 625 00:44:44.848 --> 00:44:46.657 You lose! 626 00:44:51.121 --> 00:44:53.362 I've got another one. 627 00:44:54.291 --> 00:44:58.967 What is Mrs. Robinson's actual name? 628 00:44:59.196 --> 00:45:01.802 Her real name? Err... 629 00:45:03.767 --> 00:45:05.906 You lose. You lose! 630 00:45:06.704 --> 00:45:07.978 But how will you become a producer? 631 00:45:08.706 --> 00:45:10.708 How? You don't know anything. 632 00:45:10.808 --> 00:45:13.288 As if you know everything? 633 00:45:14.344 --> 00:45:18.690 The keys to my coal mine. - Anything else? 634 00:45:18.949 --> 00:45:21.395 Show some guts dude! 635 00:45:21.752 --> 00:45:24.733 You want to see? Here you go! 636 00:45:26.490 --> 00:45:28.197 That's it? 637 00:45:28.392 --> 00:45:32.738 Are you a beggar? I'm betting so much ! 638 00:45:34.998 --> 00:45:38.036 Damn! Come on, look at this! 639 00:45:38.202 --> 00:45:40.978 You know what these are? 640 00:45:41.839 --> 00:45:43.841 These are Flatbean leaves. 641 00:45:44.241 --> 00:45:49.315 If I rub it on your stuff it'll make a tattering sound. 642 00:45:49.413 --> 00:45:51.415 Tattering sound. -Yes. 643 00:45:55.219 --> 00:45:58.723 I don't have anything left. 644 00:45:58.822 --> 00:46:01.098 Nothing. - You were talking about rubbing. 645 00:46:01.759 --> 00:46:05.434 How about someone who'll rub it for me? 646 00:46:05.963 --> 00:46:09.877 You nasty son of a... - Someone who can rub you see! 647 00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:17.746 Come. 648 00:46:35.225 --> 00:46:39.230 What did Superman's father do ? 649 00:46:43.033 --> 00:46:45.809 Tell me, I dare you! 650 00:46:45.903 --> 00:46:49.908 Superman's dad was a Super Clerk. 651 00:46:51.842 --> 00:46:55.949 Clark was his name and his dad was a clerk. 652 00:46:58.916 --> 00:47:01.157 These bloody mosquitoes! 653 00:47:03.086 --> 00:47:04.394 Taxi ! 654 00:47:05.989 --> 00:47:09.801 Apsara! Where did she go? 655 00:47:13.397 --> 00:47:15.934 One minute. Aren't you Miss Apsara? 656 00:47:16.066 --> 00:47:19.172 I'm Aparesh Lahiri from Totally Tollywood. 657 00:47:20.337 --> 00:47:23.443 I could get you a taxi if you want. 658 00:47:24.107 --> 00:47:25.814 There's no need. 659 00:47:26.009 --> 00:47:28.421 Miss Apsara. 660 00:47:28.846 --> 00:47:33.124 Miss Apsara, there's a graveyard that way, it's not safe. 661 00:47:33.483 --> 00:47:35.520 Miss Apsara. 662 00:47:39.122 --> 00:47:43.571 I think you should leave this place right now. Go home. 663 00:47:44.161 --> 00:47:48.109 If the media gets to know that Miss Apsara... 664 00:47:48.198 --> 00:47:51.077 ...is crying in the middle of the road, that could ruin you. 665 00:47:51.168 --> 00:47:52.875 You are from the press. 666 00:47:52.970 --> 00:47:54.506 Surely you'll print what happend today. 667 00:47:54.605 --> 00:47:58.143 What happened? Did I miss something? 668 00:47:58.242 --> 00:48:00.483 They did not let me enter because... 669 00:48:01.078 --> 00:48:02.853 ...I came wearing sandals. 670 00:48:04.181 --> 00:48:05.455 Do you know Superman ? 671 00:48:06.450 --> 00:48:09.124 Superman ? No idea ? 672 00:48:09.319 --> 00:48:12.425 A new actor? Actually I am new here, 673 00:48:12.522 --> 00:48:15.366 ...a trainee, not permanent yet. Sol don't know him. 674 00:48:19.663 --> 00:48:21.506 Did you hurt yourself? 675 00:48:21.632 --> 00:48:24.306 Wait, let me straighten this. 676 00:49:00.470 --> 00:49:02.347 Hey! 677 00:49:02.406 --> 00:49:04.647 What are you doing? Go left! 678 00:49:05.242 --> 00:49:07.279 Yes. -Go left! 679 00:49:08.545 --> 00:49:10.081 Who is Superman ? 680 00:49:10.247 --> 00:49:11.920 A new actor ? 681 00:49:13.417 --> 00:49:16.455 I am a trainee, I am new here. 682 00:49:24.628 --> 00:49:25.470 Hello. 683 00:49:25.562 --> 00:49:29.374 Pussy cat, Pussy cat have you any wool? 684 00:49:29.466 --> 00:49:30.240 Who is this? 685 00:49:31.101 --> 00:49:32.171 RSJ here. 686 00:49:32.970 --> 00:49:35.974 I was thinking of making you sign a film tonight. 687 00:49:36.073 --> 00:49:36.949 So... 688 00:49:37.040 --> 00:49:39.384 ...will you come or should I come to you? 689 00:49:58.061 --> 00:50:04.205 A little light, a little shade,Don't shift your gaze, 690 00:50:04.668 --> 00:50:07.672 The pink mystery 691 00:50:11.141 --> 00:50:14.020 This is just the beginning 692 00:50:14.578 --> 00:50:17.491 This is just the beginning 693 00:50:17.581 --> 00:50:20.585 I am the cursed Nighty 694 00:50:22.786 --> 00:50:24.720 Pussy cat, Pussy cat, have you any wool? 695 00:50:24.721 --> 00:50:26.496 Pussy cat, Pussy cat, have you any wool? 696 00:50:26.590 --> 00:50:31.539 Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. 697 00:50:31.795 --> 00:50:34.674 I don't sign any less than three films at a time. 698 00:50:34.765 --> 00:50:36.267 Meow! 699 00:50:37.367 --> 00:50:39.005 Meow! 700 00:50:40.170 --> 00:50:41.649 Meow! 701 00:50:48.512 --> 00:50:50.116 Meow! 702 00:50:53.650 --> 00:50:59.123 A little rice, a little dal, a little fish curry and... 703 00:51:00.424 --> 00:51:02.062 a little tickle! 704 00:51:03.060 --> 00:51:04.505 Over here. 705 00:51:05.062 --> 00:51:06.336 Over here. 706 00:51:45.869 --> 00:51:47.109 Hello. 707 00:51:47.204 --> 00:51:50.083 If I make mistakes on my way up the ladder... 708 00:51:50.607 --> 00:51:52.382 ...will you forgive me? 709 00:51:54.411 --> 00:51:55.116 No. 710 00:51:55.712 --> 00:51:58.556 Have I ruined myself, tell me? 711 00:51:59.249 --> 00:52:01.456 Believe me, my soul is pure, 712 00:52:01.618 --> 00:52:05.828 ...but I have a magical object with me, which makes me... 713 00:53:19.396 --> 00:53:21.398 Hi,I am Bapi. 714 00:53:21.531 --> 00:53:22.669 From Bapi films. 715 00:53:23.200 --> 00:53:25.180 I heard you're giving it these days... 716 00:53:26.736 --> 00:53:28.238 ...I mean, dates. 717 00:53:28.371 --> 00:53:30.817 Only if Dev is cast opposite me. 718 00:53:30.907 --> 00:53:32.682 Yes of course, he is there! 719 00:53:32.776 --> 00:53:35.188 Where will the songs be shot?- - All foreign! 720 00:53:35.812 --> 00:53:37.223 Should I come in? 721 00:53:37.314 --> 00:53:39.191 For the story narration? 722 00:53:39.349 --> 00:53:41.522 Chapter Five: World Record. 723 00:53:43.587 --> 00:53:45.567 Honey, this is a new film. 724 00:53:45.822 --> 00:53:48.496 Its a sex scene with a hot new heroine. 725 00:53:49.659 --> 00:53:51.798 Sarkar from Bollywood. 726 00:53:52.762 --> 00:53:54.833 You will like Hollywood. 727 00:53:57.300 --> 00:54:00.338 Have a gala time shopping in Dubai! 728 00:54:02.472 --> 00:54:05.282 Per shot payment.- - What will you spend on? 729 00:54:05.375 --> 00:54:08.481 How much can you spend on rickshaws and rohu fishes daily? 730 00:54:08.578 --> 00:54:10.819 Oscar?- -it'll come flying to you! 731 00:54:10.914 --> 00:54:13.690 I can't speak a lot of English.- - No need. 732 00:54:14.251 --> 00:54:16.492 Only goodnight, good morning. 733 00:54:18.388 --> 00:54:21.232 Come to the point?- - When do I go in? 734 00:54:21.291 --> 00:54:22.793 When you pay the advance. 735 00:54:22.892 --> 00:54:26.567 Must I explain?- -Come on, I'll tell you how. 736 00:54:28.498 --> 00:54:29.442 Next! 737 00:54:29.699 --> 00:54:30.575 Apsara! 738 00:54:31.534 --> 00:54:32.512 These two. 739 00:54:34.271 --> 00:54:34.942 For you. 740 00:54:39.276 --> 00:54:40.619 I don't have anything else left. 741 00:54:43.947 --> 00:54:46.018 I know all your secrets. 742 00:54:47.584 --> 00:54:49.461 I'll spill your beans! 743 00:54:52.022 --> 00:54:54.832 They call you a beggar today. 744 00:54:54.958 --> 00:54:56.938 Tomorrow they'll call you crazy. 745 00:54:57.060 --> 00:54:59.438 I brought you here. 746 00:55:00.030 --> 00:55:01.907 I will finish you too. 747 00:55:02.499 --> 00:55:03.637 Mark my words. 748 00:55:04.834 --> 00:55:07.815 The entire Kolkata was lit by my coal mine's coal! 749 00:55:07.871 --> 00:55:08.781 Hey you! 750 00:55:10.440 --> 00:55:11.510 Next! 751 00:55:15.345 --> 00:55:16.722 Who is it! 752 00:55:16.980 --> 00:55:18.357 Oh. What are you doing? 753 00:55:18.515 --> 00:55:22.861 Digging you! Apsara signed sixteen movies over night... 754 00:55:22.986 --> 00:55:25.296 And you're sitting here digging your nose? 755 00:55:25.422 --> 00:55:29.564 But last night...- -lts morning now. Wake up! 756 00:55:31.561 --> 00:55:35.668 Shall we start then? Bathe me, comb my hair and powder me, 757 00:55:35.799 --> 00:55:38.302 That was your punishment.- - No! I won’t do all that! 758 00:55:38.401 --> 00:55:39.846 Why won’t you? 759 00:55:40.070 --> 00:55:42.346 Please give me one day. I'll get you the interview. 760 00:55:42.439 --> 00:55:43.076 One day! 761 00:55:43.606 --> 00:55:48.919 Remember, gossip Queen Madhu is very strict and very naughty. 762 00:55:49.546 --> 00:55:51.651 Hey listen... 763 00:55:53.983 --> 00:55:56.623 Hey... what is your name?- - Err... 764 00:55:57.420 --> 00:56:00.026 Aparesh.- - That's a huge name you've got. 765 00:56:00.357 --> 00:56:02.701 I'd rather call you Apu.- - Sure, why not. 766 00:56:03.026 --> 00:56:04.630 Ask.- So you... 767 00:56:05.662 --> 00:56:08.905 have signed so many films in one day and... 768 00:56:08.998 --> 00:56:10.636 set a new world record. 769 00:56:10.734 --> 00:56:13.681 Yes I did.- - Yes, but how did you do it? 770 00:56:14.571 --> 00:56:16.517 The way they do it in the Olympics. 771 00:56:16.606 --> 00:56:18.950 The very same way. 772 00:56:19.042 --> 00:56:20.953 Olympics? 773 00:56:21.745 --> 00:56:23.952 Do you have a secret? 774 00:56:24.047 --> 00:56:26.857 Why must I tell you?- - That's true. 775 00:56:26.950 --> 00:56:29.624 See Apu, I'll have to leave right now. 776 00:56:30.387 --> 00:56:32.731 I'm going to Bangkok for a song's shoot. 777 00:56:32.856 --> 00:56:34.358 Great.- - Know who the hero is? 778 00:56:34.424 --> 00:56:36.370 No.- - Dev. 779 00:56:36.593 --> 00:56:38.129 My dream hero. 780 00:56:39.129 --> 00:56:40.574 And listen... 781 00:56:41.398 --> 00:56:44.436 ...give me your number. I'll come back and call you. 782 00:56:45.402 --> 00:56:46.881 Tell me.- - My number? 783 00:56:46.970 --> 00:56:49.644 My number is 98307... 784 00:56:49.973 --> 00:56:51.577 ...6... 785 00:56:52.075 --> 00:56:53.679 ...triple 74. 786 00:56:54.444 --> 00:56:57.948 But I can't sleep with you for an article and a photo. 787 00:56:58.114 --> 00:57:02.688 Let it be cloudy today Let it rain all day 788 00:57:03.052 --> 00:57:06.693 Let water run down your chin 789 00:57:06.790 --> 00:57:09.168 What is the secret of your world record? 790 00:57:10.427 --> 00:57:11.497 I'll tell you. 791 00:57:12.662 --> 00:57:14.642 Sign me first. 792 00:57:15.432 --> 00:57:16.433 How? 793 00:57:17.534 --> 00:57:19.707 Let your wishes be watered too 794 00:57:20.503 --> 00:57:22.540 Secretly 795 00:57:25.041 --> 00:57:26.782 Close your eyes. 796 00:57:36.553 --> 00:57:38.499 Who are you? What do you want? 797 00:57:38.588 --> 00:57:41.159 I've a lot of secrets. You've to print them. 798 00:57:41.491 --> 00:57:42.595 You know me? 799 00:57:42.792 --> 00:57:45.170 Yes I do. Which is why I came to you. 800 00:57:45.462 --> 00:57:47.772 Sir, you must print them. Won't you? 801 00:57:47.897 --> 00:57:49.501 What is the matter? 802 00:57:49.632 --> 00:57:51.612 Err... let me come in?- - No. 803 00:57:51.901 --> 00:57:54.507 I'd sit and tell you.- - No,there's no need. 804 00:57:54.604 --> 00:57:55.912 You call yourself a journalist? 805 00:58:04.714 --> 00:58:06.455 So this is the secret! 806 00:58:08.218 --> 00:58:09.060 Huh? 807 00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:12.762 How else can she sign so many films in a day'? 808 00:58:14.824 --> 00:58:16.599 How could she do it? 809 00:58:16.693 --> 00:58:18.104 Its all that nighty's fault. 810 00:58:18.561 --> 00:58:19.562 Its cursed. 811 00:58:20.630 --> 00:58:23.167 Otherwise she is a good girl, you know. 812 00:58:23.533 --> 00:58:24.807 I have known her. 813 00:58:26.269 --> 00:58:27.680 Good material. 814 00:58:28.571 --> 00:58:31.677 A little ambitious...- - How does the nighty look? 815 00:58:31.774 --> 00:58:33.481 Err... its pink... 816 00:58:33.877 --> 00:58:35.515 ...its got a low neckline... 817 00:58:35.645 --> 00:58:36.988 ...like this. 818 00:59:03.840 --> 00:59:06.047 Holy Christ! This is an oversized baby! 819 00:59:06.109 --> 00:59:09.522 I thought it was Madam again. Bug off you fool! 820 00:59:18.021 --> 00:59:21.628 So Bablu, looks like death has rejected you! 821 00:59:22.058 --> 00:59:24.800 My name isn’t Bablu. And who said I was dying? 822 00:59:24.894 --> 00:59:26.032 Your eyes. 823 00:59:30.333 --> 00:59:32.176 Hello brother, hope you're not hurt. 824 00:59:32.268 --> 00:59:34.680 No I am alright.- - Okay. 825 00:59:34.938 --> 00:59:36.212 Hey... 826 00:59:36.706 --> 00:59:40.176 ...you do an accident in this area, pay a thousand rupees. 827 00:59:52.288 --> 00:59:57.567 To demand for hiked auto rates and 21 other demands 828 00:59:57.660 --> 01:00:02.302 let’s come together on 21st March 829 01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:10.142 in Brigade parade ground. Long Live Revolution! 830 01:00:11.307 --> 01:00:12.945 Bablu.- - Huh... 831 01:00:25.622 --> 01:00:27.602 There is a secret you know. 832 01:00:28.358 --> 01:00:32.067 It is your responsibility to tell people about it. 833 01:00:32.261 --> 01:00:35.606 And the truth hiding beneath that secret... 834 01:00:35.932 --> 01:00:38.105 ...it is you who has to unfold it too. 835 01:00:38.368 --> 01:00:40.075 Remember that. 836 01:01:19.042 --> 01:01:21.648 This is a film magazine. Not a book of folklores. 837 01:01:21.844 --> 01:01:23.118 Giving me bullcrap! 838 01:01:23.212 --> 01:01:26.125 Its all true. I've only changed the names. 839 01:01:26.215 --> 01:01:28.695 What is the truth?- -The nighty is the truth. 840 01:01:29.886 --> 01:01:31.229 Are you crazy? 841 01:01:31.454 --> 01:01:34.367 I'm getting Goosebumps! Haven't shaved you see. 842 01:01:34.457 --> 01:01:35.401 And you? 843 01:01:38.461 --> 01:01:41.999 Are you printing this article?- - I want that cursed nighty. 844 01:01:42.131 --> 01:01:45.738 Where is it? Who has it?- - Are you printing this article? 845 01:01:45.835 --> 01:01:49.214 First the particle. Then the article. 846 01:01:49.305 --> 01:01:53.151 I want it Apu. Get me that nighty. 847 01:01:53.376 --> 01:01:57.153 Is there only one piece?- -isn't that enough? 848 01:02:15.264 --> 01:02:18.302 The rest of it will happen with Dev, or I won’t shoot. 849 01:02:18.401 --> 01:02:21.405 I'm coming tonight. We'll speak then. 850 01:02:22.038 --> 01:02:24.450 Not again. Let me rest tonight? 851 01:02:26.509 --> 01:02:27.783 No! 852 01:02:28.177 --> 01:02:30.987 You have sheltered me in your lap with care... 853 01:02:35.251 --> 01:02:36.491 Here you are! 854 01:02:36.753 --> 01:02:38.255 Here, take it.- - Come. 855 01:02:38.921 --> 01:02:41.231 Listen, got the pest control done? 856 01:02:41.324 --> 01:02:41.768 Yes. 857 01:02:41.858 --> 01:02:44.236 I see one cockroach and I'll walk out of the house. 858 01:02:44.393 --> 01:02:45.997 What did you get for me? 859 01:02:46.195 --> 01:02:47.299 For you?- - Yes. 860 01:02:50.333 --> 01:02:51.368 Here.- - Huh! 861 01:02:52.135 --> 01:02:54.775 My dear Bhanu's toothbrush! 862 01:02:55.505 --> 01:02:57.280 Antique piece. 863 01:02:57.840 --> 01:03:00.446 He'd left it there when he went there. 864 01:03:00.777 --> 01:03:01.949 Now come on, take it. 865 01:03:04.113 --> 01:03:05.490 Let's go now!- - Yes. 866 01:03:07.316 --> 01:03:08.761 Oh please!- - Don't say no! 867 01:03:08.951 --> 01:03:11.261 Have I ever refused you? 868 01:03:12.221 --> 01:03:14.758 Please don't laugh! 869 01:03:15.525 --> 01:03:17.766 Apsara...- - Yes... tell me... 870 01:03:20.797 --> 01:03:23.903 I was thinking of you and... 871 01:03:26.002 --> 01:03:26.980 Apsara... 872 01:03:27.804 --> 01:03:29.112 Apsara... 873 01:03:29.372 --> 01:03:30.282 Meow... 874 01:03:31.808 --> 01:03:32.513 Meow... 875 01:03:35.878 --> 01:03:36.788 Meow... 876 01:03:41.450 --> 01:03:42.793 He'! Apsara! 877 01:03:44.086 --> 01:03:44.996 Apsara! 878 01:03:47.290 --> 01:03:48.166 Night!!! 879 01:03:49.392 --> 01:03:53.340 Oh, such bloom in life! 880 01:03:53.896 --> 01:03:56.376 I welcome you. 881 01:03:56.933 --> 01:03:59.038 Hey Bimu! 882 01:04:00.870 --> 01:04:01.814 What is all this! 883 01:04:01.871 --> 01:04:07.014 A fire burns in the forests! A fire burns within. 884 01:04:07.109 --> 01:04:11.455 Fire? Acidity? Take an antacid, you'll be okay. 885 01:04:12.915 --> 01:04:15.486 My heart is prancing away today. 886 01:04:15.885 --> 01:04:18.161 It prances away like a peacock! 887 01:04:18.487 --> 01:04:21.491 We need to get an ECG done. Need a doctor! 888 01:04:21.591 --> 01:04:22.934 Bimu! 889 01:04:23.459 --> 01:04:26.099 My skin feels this... 890 01:04:26.562 --> 01:04:29.133 ...breeze of delight... 891 01:04:31.000 --> 01:04:35.142 A daze clouds my eyes. 892 01:04:35.238 --> 01:04:37.844 Have fever? Are your eyes burning? 893 01:04:37.907 --> 01:04:39.511 Let me see...- - Wait! 894 01:04:40.943 --> 01:04:43.856 I have come back... -Huh! 895 01:04:44.413 --> 01:04:47.951 ...crossing the distance... 896 01:04:48.117 --> 01:04:50.461 lam your Shhhh! 897 01:04:52.889 --> 01:04:55.597 I am your eternal lover!- - What are you doing! 898 01:05:00.196 --> 01:05:01.971 Oh my dear Bhanu... 899 01:05:03.599 --> 01:05:05.875 Oh my dear Bhanu... 900 01:05:06.102 --> 01:05:08.605 ...please forgive me... 901 01:05:09.505 --> 01:05:13.647 ...please look at me once at least 902 01:05:15.344 --> 01:05:18.518 Please forgive me this one time. 903 01:05:18.681 --> 01:05:24.188 Bhanu dear, just turn around at look at me once. 904 01:05:24.487 --> 01:05:28.333 Won't you ever forgive you Bonu? 905 01:05:28.424 --> 01:05:32.566 Such a shame! Whatever happened last night... 906 01:05:33.095 --> 01:05:39.137 ...believe me I've never let another man enter my heart. 907 01:05:40.937 --> 01:05:45.079 But the nighty that Bimal gave me last night... 908 01:05:45.174 --> 01:05:49.054 ...everything was over once I wore it. 909 01:05:53.282 --> 01:05:57.287 Bhanu dear, what if I divorce Bimal? Then? 910 01:05:57.620 --> 01:06:01.397 Just look at me once please.- -Listen to me! 911 01:06:01.490 --> 01:06:05.563 When I was unpacking your suitcase I saw 912 01:06:05.661 --> 01:06:08.369 ...all your saris have turned into sweeming suits and bikinis. 913 01:06:08.464 --> 01:06:11.468 I thought you have bought them from Bangkok.. 914 01:06:11.567 --> 01:06:13.569 ...so...- - My Kanjivaram sari? 915 01:06:13.669 --> 01:06:15.046 That has become a two piece bikini! 916 01:06:15.137 --> 01:06:18.675 Oh no! My Kanjivaram!- - Hey, listen to me! 917 01:06:19.408 --> 01:06:20.614 Take it easy! 918 01:06:21.744 --> 01:06:24.281 The case of the golden biscuits?- - No, case of the swapped bags. 919 01:06:24.413 --> 01:06:27.519 Film stars?- - No, got exchanged at the airport. 920 01:06:27.583 --> 01:06:30.120 There are expenses.- - Oh sure, I know. 921 01:06:30.286 --> 01:06:31.560 Money. 922 01:06:36.292 --> 01:06:38.329 Is there a chance we'd find it? 923 01:06:38.494 --> 01:06:41.134 Come on, write a proper diary at the police station. 924 01:06:41.330 --> 01:06:42.673 Such unsafe times...- 925 01:06:42.765 --> 01:06:46.178 That bag has my wife's Kanjivaram sari bought from Germany. 926 01:06:46.268 --> 01:06:47.611 “What sari?- - Kanjivaram. 927 01:06:47.703 --> 01:06:50.616 Write it down. In detail. Do you suspect anyone? 928 01:06:50.706 --> 01:06:52.481 Suspect?- -As in you... 929 01:06:57.513 --> 01:07:00.653 Case of the swapped bag!- - The hero and the heroine's. 930 01:07:01.017 --> 01:07:03.054 No! Case of the gold biscuits!- 931 01:07:03.185 --> 01:07:05.563 I'll have to check!- I'll check it too! 932 01:07:06.789 --> 01:07:09.565 Here it is! The Kanjivaram !- Good you found it! 933 01:07:12.128 --> 01:07:13.732 Hello! Where is my nighty! 934 01:07:14.030 --> 01:07:15.634 Mighty?- - Everything's intact but the nighty! 935 01:07:15.731 --> 01:07:18.507 We wear police uniforms.- - Yes, only uniforms. 936 01:07:20.202 --> 01:07:22.682 Hey you, I'm speaking to you. 937 01:07:22.772 --> 01:07:23.648 Yes. 938 01:07:24.173 --> 01:07:26.380 Where is my nighty? 939 01:07:31.047 --> 01:07:33.721 What is going on here? What he hell? 940 01:07:34.316 --> 01:07:38.287 All of it is there but the nighty! Am I a fool? 941 01:07:59.141 --> 01:08:02.122 What is all this? How long should we have to wait? 942 01:08:03.179 --> 01:08:06.160 I've been waiting here since the last three and a half hours. 943 01:08:07.116 --> 01:08:09.323 This is a problem with new girls. 944 01:08:09.385 --> 01:08:13.128 God knows what she keeps blabbering! 945 01:08:28.804 --> 01:08:30.283 Hello.- - Apu... 946 01:08:30.739 --> 01:08:34.585 Apsara here, can you hide me for few days? 947 01:08:34.677 --> 01:08:36.179 Sure. But why? 948 01:08:40.382 --> 01:08:41.725 Brishti... 949 01:08:54.763 --> 01:08:56.299 Please come in. 950 01:09:03.239 --> 01:09:04.718 Will you be able to... 951 01:09:11.647 --> 01:09:13.456 Will you be able to manage it here? 952 01:09:14.316 --> 01:09:15.454 I'll have to. 953 01:09:18.854 --> 01:09:20.162 Hungry'? 954 01:09:21.190 --> 01:09:23.796 You'll cook?- - Yes.. err... 955 01:09:25.294 --> 01:09:26.705 Omelette and toasts. 956 01:09:27.530 --> 01:09:28.270 Not bad. 957 01:09:31.400 --> 01:09:32.572 Listen...- - Yes. 958 01:09:32.668 --> 01:09:34.272 ...which way is the loo? 959 01:09:34.537 --> 01:09:37.143 On your left outside that door. 960 01:09:37.239 --> 01:09:39.480 Careful with the moss. It's slippery. 961 01:10:12.575 --> 01:10:13.417 Apu... 962 01:10:14.677 --> 01:10:16.714 Don't you know any spells? 963 01:10:17.246 --> 01:10:19.658 Can't you turn me into a flower vase? 964 01:10:20.316 --> 01:10:22.455 Then none can ever find me. 965 01:10:23.285 --> 01:10:27.199 Or maybe hang me to a key ring turning me into a little doll? 966 01:10:27.256 --> 01:10:29.497 Or as a laptop on my lap? 967 01:10:31.660 --> 01:10:33.298 Here, your food. 968 01:10:33.862 --> 01:10:37.537 But how long can you remain in hiding like this? 969 01:10:39.368 --> 01:10:42.440 And why will you stay in the hiding? 970 01:10:43.005 --> 01:10:46.316 Your bright future is calling you now. 971 01:10:46.442 --> 01:10:49.855 Is this a question from Aparesh, the gossip tabloid reporter? 972 01:10:50.246 --> 01:10:52.317 Or from the man who sheltered me, Apu? 973 01:10:52.414 --> 01:10:54.985 Your friend, Apu wants to know. 974 01:10:55.384 --> 01:10:57.364 My trade secret?- - No. 975 01:10:58.921 --> 01:11:01.401 What you were doing the secret trade with 976 01:11:01.724 --> 01:11:02.896 ...furtively. 977 01:11:03.292 --> 01:11:04.236 As in? 978 01:11:04.560 --> 01:11:06.437 As in the nighty. 979 01:11:06.595 --> 01:11:07.471 The night!!- 980 01:11:07.730 --> 01:11:10.233 How did you know?- - Is it true? 981 01:11:11.700 --> 01:11:13.338 What do you think? 982 01:11:13.435 --> 01:11:16.382 I feel like believing in it. 983 01:11:19.708 --> 01:11:21.847 It got lost.- - Lost! 984 01:11:24.813 --> 01:11:26.759 It's lost? “mat! 985 01:11:27.416 --> 01:11:28.793 Oh no! 986 01:11:30.352 --> 01:11:31.854 What will happen now? 987 01:11:32.321 --> 01:11:34.392 Madhu won't publish my articles anymore. 988 01:11:34.556 --> 01:11:36.866 Who's Madhu? Which article? 989 01:11:36.959 --> 01:11:38.802 You don't know him. 990 01:11:38.894 --> 01:11:43.843 He wants that nighty, or...- - Get him one from the market. 991 01:11:43.932 --> 01:11:45.275 From the market? 992 01:11:49.638 --> 01:11:51.049 Mr. Madhu.- - Yes. 993 01:11:51.307 --> 01:11:52.877 Here's your cursed nighty. 994 01:11:53.475 --> 01:11:55.386 Mama Miah! No! 995 01:11:55.811 --> 01:11:57.290 Take it! This is the one. 996 01:11:57.346 --> 01:11:58.416 Give it to me. 997 01:11:58.681 --> 01:12:00.718 What are you saying! 998 01:12:01.684 --> 01:12:04.528 Oh my God! Really? I'm getting Goosebumps! 999 01:12:04.620 --> 01:12:06.361 Hmm.- - Listen. 1000 01:12:13.095 --> 01:12:14.438 I found it Sallu. 1001 01:12:16.031 --> 01:12:17.738 I am coming. 1002 01:12:17.933 --> 01:12:18.934 I am coming. 1003 01:12:19.368 --> 01:12:21.075 I am coming to you. 1004 01:12:21.470 --> 01:12:23.313 Chapter Seven: Breaking News. 1005 01:12:31.513 --> 01:12:33.083 See, the night!!! 1006 01:12:33.349 --> 01:12:36.956 The biggest news in the city right now: the cursed nighty. 1007 01:12:37.052 --> 01:12:39.054 The nighty has come to the city 1008 01:12:39.355 --> 01:12:42.063 The much awaited nighty has come to the city 1009 01:12:43.392 --> 01:12:46.532 Late in the night my lovely lady goes for a dip, 1010 01:12:46.628 --> 01:12:49.370 Juicy and fruity, Just tell me who you are ? 1011 01:12:51.467 --> 01:12:54.471 Late in the night my lovely lady goes for a dip, 1012 01:12:54.703 --> 01:12:57.479 Juicy and fruity, Just tell me who you are ? 1013 01:12:57.606 --> 01:12:58.949 A honey-bee Bee! Bee! 1014 01:13:00.376 --> 01:13:01.411 Beware. 1015 01:13:01.510 --> 01:13:03.922 The cursed nighty prowls this city. 1016 01:13:04.046 --> 01:13:06.549 You could be it's next target. 1017 01:13:06.648 --> 01:13:07.626 Honey.- - Yes. 1018 01:13:07.716 --> 01:13:09.593 If you see someone wearing a nighty...- 1019 01:13:09.685 --> 01:13:10.459 Ma! 1020 01:13:12.888 --> 01:13:13.628 Oh no! 1021 01:13:13.989 --> 01:13:16.902 Its cursed!- - My daughter wasn't like this! 1022 01:13:16.992 --> 01:13:18.665 I am spared by God's grace! 1023 01:13:18.761 --> 01:13:21.367 That nighty cost her, her husband and home. 1024 01:13:21.597 --> 01:13:23.076 No! Please! No comments. 1025 01:13:23.165 --> 01:13:24.576 No comments please! 1026 01:13:25.401 --> 01:13:28.507 The body is excitable, touch whoever you can 1027 01:13:30.406 --> 01:13:33.387 Suddenly the good lads have turned naughty! 1028 01:13:33.542 --> 01:13:37.684 If only l could get hold of it once.- -it will spread STT in the city 1029 01:13:37.780 --> 01:13:39.987 Mrs. Sen who lives upstairs!- - Will it fit me? 1030 01:13:40.082 --> 01:13:42.460 What's it's size? 1031 01:13:42.551 --> 01:13:44.963 A crowd of married women are here to boil the milk 1032 01:13:45.454 --> 01:13:48.924 Up, down and all around the nighty, youth flows like a river. 1033 01:13:54.763 --> 01:13:58.176 1905. England's Queen came to Kolkata. 1034 01:13:58.434 --> 01:14:01.040 Wow!- - Grandpa took me to see! 1035 01:14:01.136 --> 01:14:01.841 Huh? 1036 01:14:01.937 --> 01:14:05.851 The Queen on the horse, wearing a gleaming white nighty! 1037 01:14:05.941 --> 01:14:09.946 The Queen of England standing in broad daylight in a nighty? 1038 01:14:10.112 --> 01:14:12.922 It was night in England then.- - Oh. 1039 01:14:13.048 --> 01:14:16.962 This is the discipline of the English! 1040 01:14:17.052 --> 01:14:21.660 Bengalis got the nighty but not the discipline. 1041 01:14:23.826 --> 01:14:26.204 Forget it, its a farce. 1042 01:14:26.495 --> 01:14:29.476 I don't care if its true. I have told my wife, 1043 01:14:29.665 --> 01:14:32.441 no nighty.- -lts all fake. Impossible. 1044 01:14:34.636 --> 01:14:37.742 People are going crazy about this nighty! 1045 01:14:38.774 --> 01:14:41.948 Has nothing more noticeable happened to the Bengali? 1046 01:14:42.044 --> 01:14:44.752 The blooming heart wants to go, 1047 01:14:46.648 --> 01:14:49.527 You let it sit and it wants to sleep, 1048 01:14:51.487 --> 01:14:54.229 The blooming heart wants to go, 1049 01:14:55.224 --> 01:14:58.103 You let it sit and it wants to sleep, 1050 01:14:58.193 --> 01:15:01.572 She has flown to me, But now I burn in desire 1051 01:15:01.663 --> 01:15:04.473 Let's go berserk, dear fate, lets feast 1052 01:15:04.533 --> 01:15:05.841 Lets feast! 1053 01:15:06.168 --> 01:15:07.613 Lets feast! 1054 01:15:07.870 --> 01:15:09.178 Lets feast! 1055 01:15:10.939 --> 01:15:12.213 Feast ! Feast ! 1056 01:15:15.978 --> 01:15:19.687 Totally Tollywood's editor, Madhumoy Paul's dead body 1057 01:15:19.781 --> 01:15:23.661 has been found in front of Salman Khan's house at Bandra, Mumbai. 1058 01:15:23.952 --> 01:15:26.159 There is no information on what exactly happened. 1059 01:15:26.255 --> 01:15:30.499 See what has happened to him. He has been beaten to pulp. 1060 01:15:31.026 --> 01:15:34.098 Utter anarchy clouds Bengal's sky today. 1061 01:15:34.196 --> 01:15:37.075 The nasty strategy the males have... 1062 01:15:37.165 --> 01:15:39.736 ...taken up to satisfy their lust for women... 1063 01:15:39.868 --> 01:15:41.575 ...this planned conspiracy... 1064 01:15:41.670 --> 01:15:44.844 ...those who are playing a dirty game with the reputation of women... 1065 01:15:44.973 --> 01:15:46.884 ...they must be given strict punishment! 1066 01:15:47.009 --> 01:15:48.989 The last dart of the Kali era... 1067 01:15:49.077 --> 01:15:50.647 and now... 1068 01:15:51.146 --> 01:15:53.717 ...comes the Satya era. 1069 01:15:55.584 --> 01:15:58.588 This is a film on relationships?- - No... err... 1070 01:15:59.187 --> 01:16:01.565 A film about a nighty; couldn't find another subject! 1071 01:16:01.657 --> 01:16:04.968 Whereas Utpal Dutt has written dramas about the Barber revolt. 1072 01:16:05.260 --> 01:16:07.297 Mrinal Sen has made films on Naxalites. 1073 01:16:07.729 --> 01:16:10.266 Sankha Ghosh has written poetry on the Hungry Revolution. 1074 01:16:10.666 --> 01:16:13.579 "Oh Godmother, light our dark kitchens with a little fire." 1075 01:16:13.669 --> 01:16:15.012 Fire?!- - There he goes. 1076 01:16:15.103 --> 01:16:17.879 Where is the fire? Has the media reached? 1077 01:16:18.006 --> 01:16:20.748 Rice for food and nighty for clothes, that's a Bengali. 1078 01:16:20.842 --> 01:16:22.913 That was very accurate.- - What? 1079 01:16:23.045 --> 01:16:27.221 Their food is rice and garb is a nighty, 1080 01:16:27.316 --> 01:16:29.853 what else makes a Bengali so mighty? 1081 01:16:29.952 --> 01:16:30.862 How's that? 1082 01:16:30.953 --> 01:16:33.695 It was going well with the relationship problems, 1083 01:16:33.789 --> 01:16:35.166 why all this in a Bengali film? 1084 01:16:35.257 --> 01:16:39.069 Extra-maritals really suit the Bengali language. 1085 01:16:39.227 --> 01:16:41.764 Its basically a study on the effect of nighty... 1086 01:16:41.863 --> 01:16:43.103 ...on human psyche. 1087 01:16:43.198 --> 01:16:43.903 Really? 1088 01:16:44.032 --> 01:16:45.875 But where the hell did the nighty go? 1089 01:16:46.301 --> 01:16:49.180 Power failure! Kalu, arrange for a candle! 1090 01:16:49.271 --> 01:16:51.717 Mr. Parimal, what are you doing! 1091 01:16:51.807 --> 01:16:53.184 What's the progress? 1092 01:16:53.275 --> 01:16:54.879 The ministry is threatening me. 1093 01:16:54.977 --> 01:16:57.355 We've put up check posts on every crossroad. 1094 01:16:57.613 --> 01:16:59.854 I've given orders to take in any woman in a nighty. 1095 01:16:59.915 --> 01:17:03.795 Brilliant! Women will come out on the road wearing nighties. 1096 01:17:03.986 --> 01:17:05.932 Right Sir. My point too, Sir. 1097 01:17:06.054 --> 01:17:08.591 So we're procuring all nighties from markets, 1098 01:17:08.657 --> 01:17:11.831 ladies hostels, even the red light area to check. 1099 01:17:11.927 --> 01:17:14.908 Keep up the work.- - Matter of our women's prestige. 1100 01:17:14.997 --> 01:17:16.943 We will have to find it out. 1101 01:17:18.700 --> 01:17:21.374 What do you feel?- -it's tickling, Sir. 1102 01:17:24.373 --> 01:17:28.913 What do you feel?- - I feel I'm getting allergic. 1103 01:17:31.213 --> 01:17:34.194 What's wrong with you?- -ltching a lot, Sir. 1104 01:17:34.282 --> 01:17:36.626 Itching? Eww! 1105 01:17:38.353 --> 01:17:41.095 What are you feeling?- - No idea, Sir. 1106 01:17:41.189 --> 01:17:43.169 No idea? 1107 01:17:46.028 --> 01:17:50.238 What are you feeling?- - I don't feel anything, Sir. 1108 01:17:50.332 --> 01:17:52.778 Nothing at all?- - No, Sir. 1109 01:17:53.235 --> 01:17:55.374 And you? Feel like pouncing on someone? 1110 01:17:55.671 --> 01:17:57.673 Not exactly. Can I think and tell? 1111 01:17:57.773 --> 01:18:02.381 Argh! Then where did the real nighty disappear? 1112 01:18:03.111 --> 01:18:07.082 Police! Save me please! 1113 01:18:07.182 --> 01:18:09.719 I'm her husband. This is the cursed nighty! 1114 01:18:09.818 --> 01:18:12.025 This is it? Where did you find it? 1115 01:18:12.154 --> 01:18:16.125 Bought it from a roadside shop. Had no idea then! 1116 01:18:16.692 --> 01:18:20.037 Its not your mistake honey.- -Neither mine. 1117 01:18:20.162 --> 01:18:22.802 When I hugged her never felt like his wife. 1118 01:18:22.864 --> 01:18:24.172 Felt like some other woman. 1119 01:18:24.700 --> 01:18:25.701 You rascal! 1120 01:18:25.801 --> 01:18:27.747 She is the one who calls me everyday. 1121 01:18:27.836 --> 01:18:29.838 Its the nighty, not me!- - Is that so? 1122 01:18:32.474 --> 01:18:35.045 Has the cursed nighty been finally found then? 1123 01:18:35.177 --> 01:18:36.815 What should be done with it now? 1124 01:18:37.446 --> 01:18:39.153 This one's not real. 1125 01:18:40.282 --> 01:18:42.353 She is just making an excuse. 1126 01:18:43.318 --> 01:18:45.730 You should not have written that article. 1127 01:18:45.821 --> 01:18:49.166 This nighty is the main culprit. 1128 01:18:49.791 --> 01:18:51.168 But... 1129 01:18:53.962 --> 01:18:55.703 Where's the real one? 1130 01:19:17.419 --> 01:19:22.869 I know, your dreams too are lost like that nighty. 1131 01:19:23.358 --> 01:19:28.307 The entire city is dreaming of it now. 1132 01:19:29.531 --> 01:19:32.740 But I want the nighty, Apu. 1133 01:19:33.235 --> 01:19:34.339 I'll be back. 1134 01:19:34.436 --> 01:19:37.349 I'd cook something if you could get some grocery. 1135 01:19:37.439 --> 01:19:42.252 Where the lips read the heart, 1136 01:19:42.310 --> 01:19:46.952 “mere the eyes are the raincoats 1137 01:19:48.216 --> 01:19:52.756 No one will ever know 1138 01:19:52.821 --> 01:19:55.768 How love hurts. 1139 01:19:55.891 --> 01:19:58.337 What are you thinking? 1140 01:20:00.462 --> 01:20:04.035 What if we had never met? 1141 01:20:05.133 --> 01:20:11.482 Why'? I'd become a lamp post and hide on the streets. 1142 01:20:13.041 --> 01:20:17.046 Or maybe you'd sleep on the roads as the tram line? 1143 01:20:18.380 --> 01:20:23.989 You men don't understand anything but sleeping around? 1144 01:20:24.319 --> 01:20:25.423 We do. 1145 01:20:25.520 --> 01:20:27.898 But we can't explain it to others. 1146 01:20:27.989 --> 01:20:29.525 Ane so... 1147 01:20:30.358 --> 01:20:33.931 ...we bear the brunt of it all our life. 1148 01:21:10.298 --> 01:21:13.871 Lost in love, marriage or exam? Contact fast! 1149 01:21:17.572 --> 01:21:21.281 Chapter Seven: The Soul is Eternal 1150 01:21:23.879 --> 01:21:26.860 My fees is Fifty hundred and fifty. 1151 01:21:26.948 --> 01:21:29.519 I don't have a]ob.- - What else don't you have? 1152 01:21:29.618 --> 01:21:31.962 Don't you know that already? You're taking the money. 1153 01:21:32.053 --> 01:21:35.432 Who says so? My body will take the money. 1154 01:21:35.523 --> 01:21:39.335 The one speaking to you is my soul. 1155 01:21:39.561 --> 01:21:42.167 It says, you love her. 1156 01:21:44.099 --> 01:21:45.476 Trust me, 1157 01:21:45.934 --> 01:21:48.005 I really love her a lot. 1158 01:21:48.103 --> 01:21:51.107 But Apsara's eyes are blinded by big dream s. 1159 01:21:51.206 --> 01:21:54.210 She can sleep with anyone wearing that nighty. 1160 01:21:54.342 --> 01:21:57.482 But I know, she is not that kind of a girl. 1161 01:21:57.579 --> 01:21:59.991 Her soul is not like that, her soul is pure. 1162 01:22:00.081 --> 01:22:02.152 One minute. 1163 01:22:05.520 --> 01:22:07.500 The cursed nighty'?- -Yes. 1164 01:22:07.656 --> 01:22:10.136 You've seen it?- - Yes. 1165 01:22:11.226 --> 01:22:14.070 And I mistook it for love. 1166 01:22:14.162 --> 01:22:16.472 In your dreams? 1167 01:22:16.631 --> 01:22:18.008 Yes. 1168 01:22:19.567 --> 01:22:23.014 Wearing that nighty, she... 1169 01:22:26.408 --> 01:22:28.388 ...kissed me in my dream. 1170 01:22:29.244 --> 01:22:30.621 Tea? 1171 01:22:44.092 --> 01:22:45.662 What is all this! 1172 01:22:46.695 --> 01:22:48.231 See... 1173 01:22:49.497 --> 01:22:51.943 ...is this the same cursed nighty? 1174 01:22:52.133 --> 01:22:53.237 Is this the real one? 1175 01:22:53.401 --> 01:22:56.644 So many fake ones in the market right now. So...- 1176 01:22:56.738 --> 01:22:58.445 Want to check? 1177 01:22:59.674 --> 01:23:02.120 What are you doing? 1178 01:23:03.078 --> 01:23:04.648 No! Please let me go! 1179 01:23:05.080 --> 01:23:07.321 Once I have been tricked by this nighty. 1180 01:23:07.549 --> 01:23:08.721 Not again. 1181 01:23:08.984 --> 01:23:11.294 That was a dream. 1182 01:23:12.120 --> 01:23:14.031 This is real. 1183 01:23:19.127 --> 01:23:22.165 Holy crap!- - Why are you thinking of her? 1184 01:23:22.530 --> 01:23:24.976 How did you know? 1185 01:23:28.169 --> 01:23:32.311 Why else am I a witch? 1186 01:23:32.440 --> 01:23:35.080 Where did you get this? 1187 01:23:46.755 --> 01:23:47.563 Hey... 1188 01:23:52.660 --> 01:23:55.641 Someone is trapped inside this. 1189 01:24:00.235 --> 01:24:02.511 She does not love me. 1190 01:24:02.604 --> 01:24:04.641 All she wants is this nighty. 1191 01:24:04.739 --> 01:24:08.448 So she can become a heroine.- - And what do you want? 1192 01:24:08.543 --> 01:24:12.013 I want to know the truth. 1193 01:24:21.423 --> 01:24:23.403 Come! 1194 01:24:24.125 --> 01:24:26.264 Come! 1195 01:24:27.095 --> 01:24:29.302 Come! 1196 01:24:30.265 --> 01:24:31.676 Come! 1197 01:25:01.529 --> 01:25:05.807 Not everyone finds 1198 01:25:06.101 --> 01:25:09.605 Love in this life 1199 01:25:11.306 --> 01:25:15.812 Love in this life 1200 01:25:19.747 --> 01:25:23.422 Not everyone finds 1201 01:25:24.285 --> 01:25:27.823 Love in this life 1202 01:25:29.190 --> 01:25:32.364 Lucky are those who find that heaven of dreams 1203 01:25:32.460 --> 01:25:36.203 Let's leave now.- - Yes, I've to go too. 1204 01:25:38.433 --> 01:25:42.142 Not everyone finds 1205 01:25:43.171 --> 01:25:44.878 Love in this life 1206 01:25:45.140 --> 01:25:49.111 She is quite a hot thing. 1207 01:25:50.445 --> 01:25:51.788 I don't want to her a word about her. 1208 01:25:52.647 --> 01:25:54.354 Not one word! 1209 01:25:54.682 --> 01:25:57.288 So.. what do you think is wrong with Raja? 1210 01:25:59.254 --> 01:26:03.134 Seems like he has found his queen. 1211 01:26:03.825 --> 01:26:05.236 Get lost. 1212 01:26:10.832 --> 01:26:15.281 Whether or not the lips meet 1213 01:26:15.603 --> 01:26:20.143 Whether or not there's a lover's embrace 1214 01:26:22.310 --> 01:26:26.588 Whether or not the lips meet 1215 01:26:27.182 --> 01:26:31.494 Whether or not there's a lover's embrace 1216 01:26:31.753 --> 01:26:36.395 Two hearts can stay alive 1217 01:26:36.491 --> 01:26:40.940 Just through the conversation of the eyes 1218 01:26:41.196 --> 01:26:45.338 By the loved conversation of eyes 1219 01:26:53.641 --> 01:26:55.917 Monica... Hi,I am Raja. 1220 01:26:56.211 --> 01:26:57.485 Going home? 1221 01:26:57.579 --> 01:26:59.855 I could drop you in my car. 1222 01:27:00.748 --> 01:27:03.729 Had a couple of goons disturbed you now... 1223 01:27:03.818 --> 01:27:06.822 ...I beat the hell out of them and get lucky! 1224 01:27:07.655 --> 01:27:11.193 Any thieves, criminals around? Help me please! 1225 01:27:11.259 --> 01:27:14.638 Hello! Any goons around?- - Excuse me! 1226 01:27:15.230 --> 01:27:17.210 Are you crazy? 1227 01:27:17.732 --> 01:27:19.473 Fine l'll go. 1228 01:27:20.235 --> 01:27:21.737 But I'll go home. 1229 01:27:29.244 --> 01:27:30.416 Please. 1230 01:27:48.963 --> 01:27:51.842 Oh my God! The sea! 1231 01:27:52.767 --> 01:27:54.838 I have never seen the sea before. 1232 01:27:58.806 --> 01:28:02.549 Why else would you agree to come knowing me so little? 1233 01:28:03.044 --> 01:28:06.253 Really! I can't believe this! 1234 01:28:19.360 --> 01:28:21.738 Broad daylight. 1235 01:28:31.072 --> 01:28:33.780 For you. 1236 01:28:35.943 --> 01:28:38.947 It'll be night as soon as you wear it. 1237 01:28:58.566 --> 01:29:00.341 You know what this is called? 1238 01:29:02.437 --> 01:29:03.939 Why? 1239 01:29:05.406 --> 01:29:06.646 A maxy. 1240 01:29:07.075 --> 01:29:09.351 That's just the colloquial name. 1241 01:29:09.510 --> 01:29:13.549 Its scientific name is 'Maxy Monica Kasturica'. 1242 01:29:14.115 --> 01:29:15.753 Is that so? 1243 01:29:16.484 --> 01:29:19.488 Nice. Quite interesting! 1244 01:29:20.588 --> 01:29:23.467 Why else would I get for you? 1245 01:29:23.825 --> 01:29:26.567 Because my name is Monica? 1246 01:29:28.930 --> 01:29:33.003 What else?- - But who is Kasturi? 1247 01:29:36.804 --> 01:29:37.976 No one. 1248 01:29:46.581 --> 01:29:48.561 What is wrong? 1249 01:29:58.760 --> 01:30:01.900 You will marry me, right? 1250 01:30:02.830 --> 01:30:07.472 I'm going abroad for two years. To study. 1251 01:30:08.136 --> 01:30:10.707 Won't you wait for me? 1252 01:30:14.142 --> 01:30:16.884 I'm illiterate. 1253 01:30:17.612 --> 01:30:20.923 You're from such a rich family. 1254 01:30:22.150 --> 01:30:24.892 Will you remember me? 1255 01:30:30.491 --> 01:30:32.732 If I forget... 1256 01:30:34.629 --> 01:30:38.941 ...this Maxy Monica Kasturica will be the symbol of our love. 1257 01:30:39.167 --> 01:30:42.171 I'll remember everything once l see this. 1258 01:30:45.106 --> 01:30:47.586 Everything seems so much like... 1259 01:30:48.009 --> 01:30:50.546 ...the movies! 1260 01:30:52.113 --> 01:30:54.423 This is not a movie, Monica... 1261 01:30:54.749 --> 01:30:57.025 ...this is all real. 1262 01:31:13.901 --> 01:31:16.177 Where had you been the last 2 days? 1263 01:31:16.704 --> 01:31:20.652 Everyone got worried.- - Had gone for a pilgrim age bro. 1264 01:31:20.775 --> 01:31:23.949 Maxy Monica Kasturica! 1265 01:31:25.680 --> 01:31:27.887 Kasturi is your wife. 1266 01:31:28.182 --> 01:31:32.756 Didn't get the rest- - There's no point doing that. 1267 01:31:33.020 --> 01:31:37.469 You must go now. Your wedding night is nearly over! 1268 01:31:41.128 --> 01:31:42.698 Kasturi... 1269 01:31:43.731 --> 01:31:45.733 Hey Kasturi... 1270 01:32:36.551 --> 01:32:39.225 What happened? What is wrong with you? 1271 01:32:39.820 --> 01:32:42.198 I'd thrown it. Where did it go!? 1272 01:32:43.824 --> 01:32:47.294 What?- - Nothing, a bad dream. 1273 01:32:47.828 --> 01:32:49.171 Go to sleep. 1274 01:32:49.730 --> 01:32:52.609 Want water?- - Go sleep! 1275 01:33:47.088 --> 01:33:48.362 Hello... 1276 01:33:50.625 --> 01:33:51.695 Hello. 1277 01:33:52.293 --> 01:33:54.933 Raj a...- -Monica! 1278 01:33:57.131 --> 01:33:59.737 Maxy Monica... 1279 01:34:00.001 --> 01:34:01.742 Kasturica... 1280 01:34:01.836 --> 01:34:04.043 Trying to scare me? 1281 01:34:05.239 --> 01:34:07.116 Are you getting scared? 1282 01:34:08.209 --> 01:34:09.119 Who said so... 1283 01:34:09.977 --> 01:34:11.684 ...that I'm getting scared? 1284 01:34:12.346 --> 01:34:13.825 I know... 1285 01:34:14.782 --> 01:34:16.386 ...who Kasturi is. 1286 01:34:18.819 --> 01:34:19.889 So? 1287 01:34:20.154 --> 01:34:25.627 Tomorrow morning a news will reach your home. 1288 01:34:29.196 --> 01:34:30.698 Hello! 1289 01:34:31.098 --> 01:34:32.304 Monica! 1290 01:34:35.102 --> 01:34:36.342 Bitch! 1291 01:34:36.837 --> 01:34:38.248 Blackmailing me! 1292 01:35:09.837 --> 01:35:11.043 I... 1293 01:35:11.405 --> 01:35:14.113 ...wanted to be killed by you, Raja. 1294 01:35:16.410 --> 01:35:18.447 I will have leave now. 1295 01:35:19.413 --> 01:35:22.019 I have a lot of work to do. 1296 01:35:22.783 --> 01:35:24.319 I have to look for... 1297 01:35:25.786 --> 01:35:27.732 ...a true love. 1298 01:35:48.509 --> 01:35:53.322 Hence, you see Mr. Choudhury, we have to do the inquiry. 1299 01:35:56.350 --> 01:35:59.854 He is Raja. My son. 1300 01:35:59.954 --> 01:36:03.458 He was saying something about you. 1301 01:36:04.325 --> 01:36:06.305 What was her name... Monica. 1302 01:36:06.894 --> 01:36:09.841 Not a good girl. Nothing to be scared of. 1303 01:36:10.531 --> 01:36:12.067 Did you know her? 1304 01:36:12.500 --> 01:36:13.342 No. 1305 01:36:14.001 --> 01:36:16.038 Why are you getting scared? 1306 01:36:16.270 --> 01:36:18.876 She committed suicide 2 days ago drowning herself. 1307 01:36:18.973 --> 01:36:22.511 She has written the name of some guy called Raja in her note. 1308 01:36:22.777 --> 01:36:24.950 Please come and see if you know her. 1309 01:36:25.045 --> 01:36:25.750 Impossible! 1310 01:36:25.813 --> 01:36:27.349 I myself...- 1311 01:36:28.215 --> 01:36:29.091 Raja... 1312 01:36:30.050 --> 01:36:31.757 ...what is the matter with you? 1313 01:36:32.820 --> 01:36:34.356 Please take him with yourself. 1314 01:36:42.129 --> 01:36:44.439 Check if you know her. 1315 01:36:51.505 --> 01:36:53.348 No.- - You don't? 1316 01:36:53.808 --> 01:36:55.515 That's it then. You're done. 1317 01:37:06.387 --> 01:37:09.095 The one who has pained me... 1318 01:37:09.323 --> 01:37:11.530 ...he will never be at peace. 1319 01:37:11.826 --> 01:37:14.466 He will have to come back again and again. 1320 01:37:14.562 --> 01:37:18.009 And he will get cheated. Just like he cheated me. 1321 01:37:18.299 --> 01:37:20.438 This is his punishment. 1322 01:37:38.886 --> 01:37:41.890 Now do you understand what this soul wants? 1323 01:37:42.156 --> 01:37:44.534 Why it is unsettling the entire city? 1324 01:37:44.859 --> 01:37:46.497 It is looking for love. 1325 01:37:47.161 --> 01:37:48.401 And what about that guy? 1326 01:37:49.296 --> 01:37:53.073 Did he take birth again?- -He is connected to a black telephone. 1327 01:38:04.511 --> 01:38:07.014 I am not very... 1328 01:38:09.216 --> 01:38:11.594 ...bothered about... 1329 01:38:12.519 --> 01:38:14.430 ...what Monica wants. 1330 01:38:16.257 --> 01:38:18.362 But I know, 1331 01:38:18.592 --> 01:38:21.334 what Apsara wants. 1332 01:38:22.029 --> 01:38:24.600 Yes, I know. 1333 01:38:25.132 --> 01:38:27.203 I know that... 1334 01:38:28.636 --> 01:38:31.014 ...if she does not get it... 1335 01:38:31.438 --> 01:38:32.610 ...if she... 1336 01:39:01.969 --> 01:39:04.210 Meow! 1337 01:39:13.047 --> 01:39:14.355 Came to say sorry. 1338 01:39:14.548 --> 01:39:17.927 Where had you been all these days, baby? 1339 01:39:18.953 --> 01:39:21.058 This nighty won't stay will Apsara. 1340 01:39:21.155 --> 01:39:25.160 But she will die without it.- -it will go to a fairy. 1341 01:39:25.492 --> 01:39:30.237 Ring-a ring-a roses, pocket full of poses. 1342 01:39:30.331 --> 01:39:33.938 Hush-a, Whoosh-a, we all... 1343 01:39:34.201 --> 01:39:35.145 ...fall... 1344 01:39:35.736 --> 01:39:37.238 ...down! 1345 01:39:38.038 --> 01:39:39.176 What happened? 1346 01:39:46.981 --> 01:39:48.324 Meow! 1347 01:39:49.750 --> 01:39:52.731 Baby is not in the mood! 1348 01:39:53.320 --> 01:39:55.994 Your love is in danger, Apu! 1349 01:39:59.626 --> 01:40:00.468 Apu! 1350 01:40:03.364 --> 01:40:05.275 I will have to save her. 1351 01:40:12.373 --> 01:40:14.546 Damn you! 1352 01:40:19.346 --> 01:40:21.553 Hey Apsara, STOP! 1353 01:40:22.783 --> 01:40:24.763 Apsara! 1354 01:40:25.252 --> 01:40:26.629 Help! 1355 01:40:44.538 --> 01:40:46.211 Apsara... 1356 01:41:04.591 --> 01:41:07.037 Oh my my! 1357 01:41:08.195 --> 01:41:10.232 Who is this new bee? 1358 01:41:10.564 --> 01:41:14.740 Pussy cat pussy cat! 1359 01:41:15.135 --> 01:41:19.675 So many black wools? 1360 01:41:21.508 --> 01:41:23.078 Meow. 1361 01:41:23.544 --> 01:41:27.185 Pussy cat, Pussy cat, you better run. 1362 01:41:27.281 --> 01:41:31.491 Another few minutes and, your life is gone! 1363 01:41:36.156 --> 01:41:37.829 Who said that?- - Who was that? 1364 01:41:38.592 --> 01:41:40.071 Who the hell said that? 1365 01:41:49.570 --> 01:41:51.379 He lip synced. 1366 01:41:52.172 --> 01:41:54.243 And I am the one who said it. 1367 01:41:54.441 --> 01:41:56.250 Who is that? 1368 01:41:58.278 --> 01:41:59.279 Dev! 1369 01:41:59.813 --> 01:42:01.815 Guest appearance. 1370 01:42:04.151 --> 01:42:04.822 Dev! 1371 01:42:06.753 --> 01:42:08.790 Hey! Hey you! Stop! 1372 01:42:12.759 --> 01:42:16.229 Come on, Apsara. Let's leave. let's get out of here! 1373 01:42:19.299 --> 01:42:20.744 You'll kill me? 1374 01:42:30.277 --> 01:42:31.756 Smoking kills. 1375 01:42:59.706 --> 01:43:02.277 So friends... all good? 1376 01:43:15.956 --> 01:43:18.903 I came to this city to act in a film with Dev. 1377 01:43:21.195 --> 01:43:23.402 My dream came true today. 1378 01:43:23.730 --> 01:43:27.337 I did become Dev's heroine, even if for a little while. 1379 01:43:28.535 --> 01:43:31.175 Now I want to come back, Apu. 1380 01:43:33.674 --> 01:43:35.176 Apsara...- 1381 01:43:37.644 --> 01:43:40.523 - Call me by my real name from today. 1382 01:43:43.684 --> 01:43:45.288 Brishti. 1383 01:43:46.286 --> 01:43:49.358 Come, drench me in your love. 1384 01:43:54.661 --> 01:43:56.971 One minute. 1385 01:44:00.234 --> 01:44:03.340 I don't need to wear this anymore. 1386 01:44:04.671 --> 01:44:08.380 You really don't need to wear this anymore? 1387 01:44:08.909 --> 01:44:10.252 No. 1388 01:44:11.245 --> 01:44:16.217 That means you can love me even if you're not wearing this? 1389 01:44:17.351 --> 01:44:20.525 I've understood one thing, Apu. 1390 01:44:20.854 --> 01:44:23.801 If one has true love in one's heart... 1391 01:44:24.258 --> 01:44:26.761 ...this nighty does not work on that person. 1392 01:44:26.860 --> 01:44:30.967 This nighty has military rule on the city. 1393 01:44:32.299 --> 01:44:34.540 Come, let's love. 1394 01:44:35.902 --> 01:44:40.749 Let the clouds engulf us, With the rains pitter patter, 1395 01:44:40.841 --> 01:44:43.879 As the drops caress your skin, 1396 01:44:43.977 --> 01:44:46.014 And let your thoughts run free, 1397 01:44:46.413 --> 01:44:49.360 Let the clouds engulf us, 1398 01:45:00.761 --> 01:45:05.972 I have drawn the curtains on the Sun, Just for you, 1399 01:45:06.400 --> 01:45:10.610 And all that remains are these words. 1400 01:45:10.804 --> 01:45:12.010 The End. 1401 01:45:16.043 --> 01:45:19.422 He is this film's producer and director. 1402 01:45:20.781 --> 01:45:22.818 All yours.- -Namaskar. 1403 01:45:23.583 --> 01:45:25.995 Aren't you ashamed?- - Extremely Sir, I can't 1404 01:45:26.086 --> 01:45:28.293 ...look myself in the eye, trust me. 1405 01:45:28.522 --> 01:45:31.002 Then why make such a film?- -err... but Sir... 1406 01:45:31.325 --> 01:45:33.737 ...there is a strong message at the end of the film. 1407 01:45:33.827 --> 01:45:36.808 That there is.- - Sir, this is a love story... 1408 01:45:37.097 --> 01:45:40.806 ...teaches people to love. Or the world would come to an end. Right? 1409 01:45:40.901 --> 01:45:45.008 Why don't you do something, when the strong message scene comes... 1410 01:45:45.105 --> 01:45:48.450 everyone in the audience will also receive a message on their phones. 1411 01:45:48.508 --> 01:45:51.079 This is the message! This is the message! 1412 01:45:51.878 --> 01:45:53.983 I'll think about it, Madam. 1413 01:45:54.081 --> 01:45:55.685 But this film won't work, no emotions. 1414 01:45:55.916 --> 01:45:59.887 Sir, I've invested a lot, please let this one go. 1415 01:46:00.420 --> 01:46:02.525 Mr. Manik, let it be. 1416 01:46:02.923 --> 01:46:04.527 Yes, let it go. 1417 01:46:04.858 --> 01:46:07.566 Anyway with that name no decent people will come watch it. 1418 01:46:08.095 --> 01:46:10.097 And the decent ones rule the society, 1419 01:46:10.364 --> 01:46:12.708 so it won't affect the society. Isn't it? 1420 01:46:12.833 --> 01:46:15.609 Mr. Manik, let it go, with cuts and beeps? 1421 01:46:15.736 --> 01:46:17.977 With cuts and beeps.- -So, it will be 'Adult' rated? 1422 01:46:18.071 --> 01:46:19.675 Adult? What are you saying? 1423 01:46:20.006 --> 01:46:22.509 Double Adult!- - Make it senior citizen. 1424 01:46:31.051 --> 01:46:33.031 What nonsense! Such bullcrap! 1425 01:46:35.122 --> 01:46:37.966 Such crap in the name of films! 1426 01:46:38.392 --> 01:46:39.530 What a pain! 1427 01:46:40.127 --> 01:46:43.370 Such crappy films! Nonsense! 1428 01:46:53.407 --> 01:46:58.117 Oh no! Who are you? 1429 01:47:09.089 --> 01:47:11.501 This nighty will go to an fairy. 1430 01:47:15.562 --> 01:47:17.838 Chapter eight: The End. 1431 01:47:23.770 --> 01:47:26.080 Monica's soul rests in peace now. 1432 01:47:28.575 --> 01:47:30.919 But what about Raja? 1433 01:47:33.547 --> 01:47:35.527 He too must be hanging around somewhere. 1434 01:47:35.782 --> 01:47:37.455 Looking for his love... 1435 01:47:37.951 --> 01:47:39.658 ...beyond births. 1436 01:47:39.753 --> 01:47:42.563 Losing it every time, again and again. 1437 01:47:42.823 --> 01:47:44.166 But why is he losing it? 1438 01:47:46.893 --> 01:47:49.635 Because he's failing to trust love every time. 1439 01:48:48.989 --> 01:48:51.663 The Cursed Pyjamas. 1440 01:48:52.759 --> 01:48:54.739 Coming soon.