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EVERYONE ON SET TESTED NEGATIVE
FOR COVID-19
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ALL PREVENTIVE MEASURES WERE TAKEN
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The Sense Coach.
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LEE SU-GEUN, THE SENSE COACH
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I've never felt this way before.
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Let's go. The Sense Coach.
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LEE SU-GEUN
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Gosh.
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I heard this spot was quiet.
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I didn't expect to hear applause.
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I guess it's not so quiet here, after all.
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Let's see.
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The water looks clean.
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The fish aren't bad either.
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But they're not moving very much.
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They're all fixed in place.
Is it because the weather is still cold?
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What have I got here?
I heard fish go nuts over these.
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I'm sure this will do. Look at this.
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I paid 680,000 won for this.
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All right. Let's see what will nibble.
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There's one. It seems interested.
Yes, come on.
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It's reacting to the bait.
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It's nibbling at it.
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Gosh. This is it.
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Hold on.
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Yes! Come on!
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It took the bait! It took it!
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Darn, it stole my bait.
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I can't believe he took off
with just the bait.
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I'm sure he knows he has to return it.
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All right. Let's see here.
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What have I caught today? I caught a lot.
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This one's still alive. What is this?
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A sea bass. My goodness.
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It's still alive. Unbelievable.
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I caught a shark in fresh water?
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A halibut, a salmon, a sea bass…
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What's this? What the heck?
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I even caught some English letters.
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Look at this. A Super Junior.
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It's a Super Junior member.
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You like this kind of joke?
What's this, then?
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I've never caught
anything like this before. What is this?
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Do I just put it on like this?
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Testing.
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NongMill Kim!
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NONGMILL KIM
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-Hello!
-Hello!
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The Sense Coach
The Sense Coach
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The Sense Coach
He'll coach your senses
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Shut your mouths and get in line
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The Sense Coach
The Sense Coach
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Here to give you advice
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I'm a master
With 20 years of experience
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Everyone is surprised
Everyone is speechless
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Me trying out hip-hop
Makes other rappers salty
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Su-geun got my back
Even got me on Netflix
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Foreign fans busy translating
Makes me a proud K
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Professor Lee shares his wisdom
Hurry up and take notes
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Me and my role model's dream
Has finally come true
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Hey, bro
Tell me what to do
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Hey, bro
Listen up now
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Hey, bro
Give me some advice
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Hello, everyone
You should greet them first
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The Sense Coach
The Sense Coach
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The Sense Coach
He'll coach your senses
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Shut your mouths and get in line
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The Sense Coach
The Sense Coach
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NongMill Kim!
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When I say, "sense," you say, "coach."
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-Sense!
-Coach!
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Despite the pandemic,
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NongMill Kim came
all the way here to help me.
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He even got tested for COVID-19.
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My nose hurt like crazy.
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Please give it up for him.
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-Thank you. This has been NongMill Kim.
-NongMill Kim!
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You'll soon be performing all over Europe.
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Netflix, just you wait!
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People from 190 countries
are watching you right now.
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A lot of people are watching this.
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Anyway, it's time to get started.
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Welcome to Lee Su-geun, the Sense Coach.
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Set the stage!
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TRANSFORMING INTO THE SENSE COACH
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IS ANYONE CLUELESS ENOUGH
TO NOT BE CLAPPING RIGHT NOW?
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Hello. Welcome, everyone.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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All right. I'm Lee Su-geun.
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The global company, Netflix, told me
that they have some money to spend.
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That's why I dressed up like this.
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I'm wearing a gold tracksuit.
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It's 18K gold.
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Check out this necklace.
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What does it say? I think it's rented.
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Whatever.
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Also, I'm wearing a gold whistle
since I'm a coach.
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Nice. Isn't it great?
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Anyway… What's this? Take this away.
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Take this away already.
Where are your senses?
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Take it. How could you forget?
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What are you doing?
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Who are you?
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-Goodness.
-Who are you?
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-It's Park Sung-kwang.
-Hello.
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PARK SUNG-KWANG
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I'm flexing my crew.
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-There's a celebrity in the crew.
-Hold on.
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Why are you wearing a mic?
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-I thought I was doing this with you.
-I was surprised to see you.
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-You were?
-But when you tripped for no reason,
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I knew you were a comedian.
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I was told to take the bucket,
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-but as a comedian, I had to do something.
-Good job.
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The next comedy show should be yours.
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-Me?
-Yes.
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Then the viewers would think
all Korean comedians are short.
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-You and I are both short.
-Then…
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Someone tall should do it before me.
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Then it's not stand-up comedy.
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-It's sit-down comedy.
-Exactly.
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What's the point? It makes no difference.
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Right. It would be sit-down comedy.
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Anyway, thank you so much.
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-Thank you, Sung-kwang.
-Thank you.
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-Enjoy the show!
-All right.
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-See you.
-Okay.
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Take the bucket and cap with you.
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How is this different from Gag Concert?
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-Sorry.
-Europeans will be shocked.
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-I'm sorry.
-This is stand-up comedy.
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-It should be high-quality.
-Yes, stand-up comedy.
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-You can leave now.
-Okay.
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-Sit back and enjoy.
-I will.
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Thank you so much,
NongMill and Sung-kwang.
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Stand-up comedy shows
usually have a bigger audience.
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You all even got tested for COVID-19
to come and see me.
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-Aren't your seats comfortable?
-Yes.
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Then I guess you won't be laughing a lot.
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I'm on many TV shows these days.
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I took up fishing recently.
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I first learned to fish on the show,
The Fishermen and the City.
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Fishing skills aren't anything special.
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You just need to have a feel for it.
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When a fish is nibbling,
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just notice it and reel it in.
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If Kyung-kyu yells at you
for catching all the fish yourself,
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just stop catching them.
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Then he stops complaining.
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He becomes quiet again.
You have to take a hint.
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There is a type of fish
called the barbel steed.
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Do you know it? Its name sounds
just like the Korean word for "sense."
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You can see it on the screen. Cool, right?
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Only our show can do this.
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It looks like this.
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It's actually a dialectal variant.
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It's often caught in fresh water,
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and it's pretty strong.
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This fish just refuses to take a hint.
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It has a lot of bones
and a really strong fishy smell.
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Once you touch it,
your hands smell fishy for days.
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So when people catch it, they swear at it,
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making it feel uncomfortable.
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Instead of moving its mouth,
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it glances at you.
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That's what it does.
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The reason I brought this up
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is because this fish is just like me.
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Not that I have many bones,
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smell a lot, or am unpopular.
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I'm over 40 now,
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and for most of my life,
I've walked on eggshells around people.
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Do you know who makes me
walk on eggshells the most?
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-Kang Ho-dong.
-Kang Ho-dong.
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You guys answered right away.
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Everybody seems to know.
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It's Kang Ho-dong.
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While I'm a mere barbel steed,
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he is an intimidating amberjack
that's longer than one meter.
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It's massive.
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When you try to reel in this fish,
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it feels like it yells at you.
"Let me go!"
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You can almost hear that. It's that big.
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Recently, I caught an amberjack
that was longer than a meter.
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It was huge. That's what I caught.
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It was on the Christmas special episode.
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Reeling it in was really exhausting.
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Ho-dong is the amberjack of variety shows.
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Not just a regular amberjack,
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but a deadly one.
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His power and strength are no joke.
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I first met him on the show,
2 Days & 1 Night.
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-Two Days!
-One Night!
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You're supposed to say, "Two Days."
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Everyone will know
this was shot in Korea now.
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As you all know,
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everyone on the show was amazing
and they all achieved stardom.
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We camped a lot in 2 Days & 1 Night.
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We basically camped all the time.
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In the end, I got so tired of it
and wanted to try something new.
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So I tried suspending all my activities.
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I thought that'd be better.
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Sung-kwang, you're clapping.
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That's why I left the show.
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At first,
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it was really hard.
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On Gag Concert,
everything was already planned.
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But on a variety show,
I had no idea what to do.
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During the shoot,
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I couldn't even look at the camera.
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I stared at the amberjack the whole time.
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I kept glancing at Ho-dong
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because I had no idea what to do.
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I decided,
"I'll only do what I'm told to do.
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I won't try too hard to be funny.
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I'll just do my job.
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I can do this."
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One day, the amberjack, Ho-dong,
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complimented me for the first time.
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For my driving skills.
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Some of you probably know.
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"I didn't even notice you brake.
How did the car stop?
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We just turned left,
but I didn't feel a thing.
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How did we arrive
in Gangwon Province so fast?"
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My work vehicle at the time
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was a Carnival,
like many other celebrities.
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The minivan that's very festive.
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I changed cars about six times.
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They would install cameras in my van
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using a lot of duct tape.
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These days, they use better equipment.
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Back then, they used duct tape
for everything.
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And duct tape is impossible
to remove completely.
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Once, I dozed off in my van.
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When I woke up and tried to get out,
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my arm wouldn't move because
it was stuck to the duct tape residue.
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Duct tape can even make
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an unhappy couple
stick together all the time.
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Duct tape really is amazing.
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Since I'm only human,
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I get tired if I drive a lot.
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One day, I'd been driving for many hours.
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But the others in the van…
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What's the point of having cameras?
No one talked to me.
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They were all fast asleep
with their mouths open.
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Eun Ji-won was banging his head
on the window repeatedly,
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but he wouldn't wake up.
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Ho-dong's snores were deafening.
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I was angry. No one said a word to me.
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"Do they think of me as their driver?
What's my role in this team?"
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The scenery is magnificent
along the Dong River.
254
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But you need to drive carefully,
or else you might fall off the cliff.
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I thought, "Should I drive off the cliff?
256
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Then I could become the main host.
257
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I'll cast my six favorite people
and take over 2 Days & 1 Night."
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While I was thinking that,
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I noticed Seung-gi
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in the back seat.
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He was sleeping like an angel,
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not making a single sound.
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I couldn't bring myself to do that
for his sake.
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One more thing. I looked at Ho-dong.
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Even if we fell off the cliff,
his head is basically a helmet.
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So if he survived,
267
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you can guess what would've happened.
268
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I would've wished I was dead
rather than face him.
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In the end, I changed my mind
270
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and was able to smile like that again.
271
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You have no idea
how much I drove back then.
272
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I'm sick of driving.
I still try to avoid driving.
273
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Even when I'm not drunk,
274
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I use a chauffeur service
so that I don't have to drive.
275
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After using the chauffeur service so much,
276
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I even ended up being a model for them.
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Phone number
That's the same…
278
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-On both sides
-On both sides
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That's how it happened.
280
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A person should be the same
on both sides as well.
281
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The thing about Ho-dong is, though,
282
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once someone stands out to him,
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he can turn that person into a star.
284
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Remember how he shouted,
"Seung-gi!", all the time?
285
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I also managed to grab his attention.
286
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It was when we were shooting
our very first opening.
287
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We started introducing ourselves.
288
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"Hello, I'm Eun Ji-won."
289
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Seung-gi mentioned his song,
"You're My Girl."
290
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I don't know whether he had a girl or not.
Anyway, it was all going well.
291
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Then it was my turn.
292
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Ho-dong suddenly said, "Everyone.
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The greatest comedian of our time.
294
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This amazing man
can make everyone crack up
295
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just by introducing himself.
296
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Let's hear what he has to say.
297
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Everyone, you won't be disappointed."
298
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He was setting me up to fail.
299
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You know what I mean, right?
300
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I broke out in a cold sweat.
301
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I still have nightmares.
302
00:13:58.070 --> 00:14:00.906
But you know what?
I managed to make everyone laugh.
303
00:14:00.973 --> 00:14:04.510
"Howdy, everyone."
304
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That greeting even got me a commercial.
305
00:14:07.780 --> 00:14:10.616
Back then, I was the one
walking on eggshells around Ho-dong.
306
00:14:10.683 --> 00:14:12.318
But these days,
307
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Ho-dong walks on eggshells
around me as well.
308
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"Su-geun, put your hand to your face.
309
00:14:16.522 --> 00:14:18.524
I'll pretend to slap you in the face."
310
00:14:18.591 --> 00:14:20.492
Then he will slap me and I'll fake it.
311
00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:23.162
Before, he would call my name
and just slap me right away.
312
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Now, he's more careful with me.
313
00:14:26.999 --> 00:14:29.702
But if it hadn't been for Ho-dong,
314
00:14:29.768 --> 00:14:32.972
I wouldn't have made it this far.
315
00:14:33.038 --> 00:14:36.141
But most of all,
some of you may remember this.
316
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On 2 Days & 1 Night,
317
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we once went on a retreat
and had tea time together.
318
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And someone brought persimmons.
319
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Instead of eating them right away,
320
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Ho-dong suddenly asked,
321
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"Do any of you know how to say,
'persimmon,' in English?"
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If Seung-gi knew the answer, that'd be it.
323
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It wouldn't have been funny.
324
00:14:53.926 --> 00:14:55.961
But even Seung-gi seemed clueless.
325
00:14:56.028 --> 00:14:57.363
No one knew the answer.
326
00:14:57.429 --> 00:15:00.366
I thought this was my chance
to make a joke.
327
00:15:00.432 --> 00:15:02.201
"None of you know the answer?
328
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Repeat after me.
329
00:15:04.436 --> 00:15:07.907
'Bitter.'"
330
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Everyone cracked up.
331
00:15:10.509 --> 00:15:11.744
Ho-dong found it hilarious.
332
00:15:11.810 --> 00:15:13.579
"Then what's 'mandarin' in English?"
333
00:15:13.646 --> 00:15:15.014
"Sour."
334
00:15:15.648 --> 00:15:17.383
"Sour." It was perfect.
335
00:15:17.449 --> 00:15:19.418
I was actually debating
336
00:15:19.485 --> 00:15:23.055
between "sour" and "Jeju."
337
00:15:23.122 --> 00:15:24.089
I couldn't decide.
338
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I can say any fruit names.
339
00:15:25.925 --> 00:15:27.459
What's "watermelon" in English?
340
00:15:27.526 --> 00:15:29.061
In one syllable, "spit."
341
00:15:30.229 --> 00:15:31.764
What else?
342
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-What?
-"Banana."
343
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That's already English.
344
00:15:36.702 --> 00:15:38.470
That's already English.
345
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"Korean melon"? Gosh.
346
00:15:41.006 --> 00:15:42.474
That one is a bit long.
347
00:15:42.942 --> 00:15:44.610
"Seeds in poop."
348
00:15:45.844 --> 00:15:49.148
"Seeds in poop."
That's "Korean melon" in English.
349
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Don't pretend you don't understand.
350
00:15:51.083 --> 00:15:54.219
I've been walking on eggshells
around Ho-dong a lot,
351
00:15:54.286 --> 00:15:58.357
but recently, I've met another person
352
00:15:58.424 --> 00:16:01.894
who makes me walk on eggshells.
353
00:16:01.961 --> 00:16:03.195
Let me show you.
354
00:16:05.431 --> 00:16:06.932
It's this person.
355
00:16:06.999 --> 00:16:09.101
He's extremely poisonous
356
00:16:09.168 --> 00:16:10.869
and always angry.
357
00:16:10.936 --> 00:16:12.304
With his cheeks puffed up,
358
00:16:12.371 --> 00:16:14.440
he's ready to attack you at any moment.
359
00:16:14.506 --> 00:16:16.508
It's comedian Lee Kyung-kyu.
360
00:16:16.575 --> 00:16:18.110
I met him recently and told him,
361
00:16:18.177 --> 00:16:22.715
"I'm doing a stand-up comedy show
with Netflix.
362
00:16:22.781 --> 00:16:25.384
It's called The Sense Coach."
363
00:16:25.851 --> 00:16:28.587
He went, "What? 'Sense Coach'?
What's that?"
364
00:16:28.654 --> 00:16:30.923
He yelled at me
when he could just talk calmly.
365
00:16:30.990 --> 00:16:34.727
I asked him if I could portray him
as a pufferfish.
366
00:16:34.793 --> 00:16:37.629
"No! I'm not an ordinary pufferfish.
I'm a striped pufferfish!
367
00:16:38.497 --> 00:16:40.265
It's delicious.
368
00:16:40.332 --> 00:16:42.234
But its poison can kill you."
369
00:16:42.301 --> 00:16:46.405
He is extremely kind
to the people who are nice to him.
370
00:16:46.472 --> 00:16:49.241
But if you get on his wrong side,
you can get killed.
371
00:16:49.308 --> 00:16:51.610
He's always frowning.
372
00:16:51.677 --> 00:16:52.978
He's always ready to attack.
373
00:16:53.045 --> 00:16:54.880
As if he has duct tape on his forehead.
374
00:16:55.481 --> 00:16:56.615 line:5%
We go fishing together,
375
00:16:56.682 --> 00:16:59.385 line:5%
and everything upsets him.
376
00:16:59.451 --> 00:17:01.186 line:5%
Good weather upsets him,
377
00:17:01.253 --> 00:17:02.621
and rain upsets him, too.
378
00:17:02.688 --> 00:17:04.823
He gets angry at the captain
if fish don't bite.
379
00:17:04.890 --> 00:17:06.025
"Why did you pick today?"
380
00:17:06.091 --> 00:17:07.793
He gets angry if one of us get a hit.
381
00:17:07.860 --> 00:17:08.961
And if we catch a lot,
382
00:17:09.027 --> 00:17:10.763
he's angry his arms hurt.
383
00:17:10.829 --> 00:17:14.400
Sometimes, after being on a boat
for a long time, he gets tired.
384
00:17:14.466 --> 00:17:17.636
Then he makes a joke,
and it's important to notice this.
385
00:17:17.703 --> 00:17:22.207
You have to figure out
whether he's joking or serious.
386
00:17:22.274 --> 00:17:24.443
Since I spend so much time with him,
387
00:17:24.510 --> 00:17:26.478
I can tell right away
if he's joking or not.
388
00:17:26.545 --> 00:17:28.313
While fishing,
389
00:17:28.380 --> 00:17:31.583
he'll suddenly yell at me,
"What are you staring at?"
390
00:17:31.650 --> 00:17:34.653
Then I respond right away.
"What are you staring at?" "Kyung-kyu."
391
00:17:35.120 --> 00:17:37.189
"What are you?" "Your fellow comedian."
392
00:17:37.656 --> 00:17:39.792
"Look at you." "Fine, look at me."
393
00:17:39.858 --> 00:17:41.627
"Look at me." Kyung-kyu cracks up.
394
00:17:43.028 --> 00:17:45.631
He's so happy that I play along with him.
395
00:17:45.697 --> 00:17:47.533
But some people can't tell.
396
00:17:47.599 --> 00:17:51.270
When Kyung-kyu is joking, it shows
because he sounds extra aggressive.
397
00:17:51.336 --> 00:17:53.205
"What are you staring at?" He's joking.
398
00:17:53.272 --> 00:17:55.307
Sometimes, he sounds more serious.
399
00:17:55.374 --> 00:17:57.042
"What are you staring at?"
400
00:17:57.109 --> 00:17:59.445
It means he's not in a good mood
401
00:17:59.511 --> 00:18:02.448
and he genuinely wants you
to stop staring at him.
402
00:18:02.514 --> 00:18:04.516
But some people can't take a hint.
403
00:18:04.583 --> 00:18:06.185
I won't mention names, though.
404
00:18:06.752 --> 00:18:08.120
"What are you staring at?"
405
00:18:08.187 --> 00:18:09.388
"What do you think?
406
00:18:09.455 --> 00:18:13.158
My cornea is scanning you
and I am looking at you.
407
00:18:13.225 --> 00:18:16.762
Do you have a problem with that?"
408
00:18:16.829 --> 00:18:17.663
They say that.
409
00:18:17.729 --> 00:18:21.033
-Ji Sang-ryeol.
-That's right. It's Ji Sang-ryeol.
410
00:18:22.167 --> 00:18:24.570
Then Kyung-kyu says, "What's with you?
411
00:18:24.636 --> 00:18:26.138
We can't even air that.
412
00:18:26.205 --> 00:18:28.240
Are you out of your mind?"
413
00:18:28.307 --> 00:18:30.242
It's important to take a hint.
414
00:18:30.309 --> 00:18:32.945
I'm one of the senior comedians now.
415
00:18:33.011 --> 00:18:36.215
Since I usually appear on TV
with Ho-dong and Kyung-kyu,
416
00:18:36.281 --> 00:18:38.784
you may think I'm still young,
417
00:18:38.851 --> 00:18:40.719
but I'm one of the older ones now.
418
00:18:40.786 --> 00:18:41.954
When I'm shooting,
419
00:18:42.721 --> 00:18:46.325 line:5%
I sometimes have to walk on eggshells
around people younger than me.
420
00:18:46.391 --> 00:18:49.128 line:5%
I often do shows with idol groups.
421
00:18:49.194 --> 00:18:52.898
I usually come to work dressed casually.
422
00:18:52.965 --> 00:18:55.434
But the clothes that younger people wear
423
00:18:55.501 --> 00:18:57.069
look weird to me.
424
00:18:57.136 --> 00:18:58.370
I just don't understand.
425
00:18:58.437 --> 00:19:02.074
They're all designer clothes,
but I don't get it.
426
00:19:02.141 --> 00:19:03.976
Who do you think I'm talking about?
427
00:19:04.042 --> 00:19:06.345
Song Min-ho. I mean MINO.
428
00:19:06.411 --> 00:19:07.779
His clothes look so fancy.
429
00:19:07.846 --> 00:19:09.915
People in their teens and 20s love them.
430
00:19:09.982 --> 00:19:11.517
But I don't get it.
431
00:19:11.583 --> 00:19:13.285
They're all designer clothes.
432
00:19:13.352 --> 00:19:15.053
I greet MINO like this.
433
00:19:15.120 --> 00:19:16.822
"Hey, BB!"
434
00:19:16.889 --> 00:19:17.990
"Hey, BB, what's up?"
435
00:19:18.056 --> 00:19:19.892
He'd ask me, "What does BB mean?"
436
00:19:19.958 --> 00:19:21.426
I'd say, "It means bling-bling."
437
00:19:21.493 --> 00:19:23.362
He wears so much jewelry.
438
00:19:24.530 --> 00:19:27.199
You like that. You must be a fan of MINO.
439
00:19:27.266 --> 00:19:31.003
I thought that since people
of all ages watch our show,
440
00:19:31.069 --> 00:19:33.338
it'd be better if he dressed more neatly.
441
00:19:33.405 --> 00:19:36.842
But if I say, "What's with your outfit?",
he says, "It's my style."
442
00:19:36.909 --> 00:19:41.380
Young people started treating me
the same way I treated Kyung-kyu.
443
00:19:41.446 --> 00:19:43.482
It's a wake up call.
444
00:19:43.549 --> 00:19:46.451
"They all have their own styles.
445
00:19:46.518 --> 00:19:50.088
Instead of finding fault,
I should accept them as who they are."
446
00:19:50.155 --> 00:19:53.058
Back in the day,
it was even more important to take a hint
447
00:19:53.125 --> 00:19:55.327 line:5%
while shooting TV shows.
448
00:19:55.394 --> 00:19:57.996 line:5%
We were supposed to be shooting
a hidden camera show,
449
00:19:58.063 --> 00:19:59.831
but the cameras were all visible.
450
00:20:00.933 --> 00:20:02.334
Then a call came.
451
00:20:02.834 --> 00:20:04.803
"Can you lend me 40 million won?"
452
00:20:04.870 --> 00:20:06.471
Since you can see the cameras,
453
00:20:06.538 --> 00:20:08.774
you say,
"Okay. Send me your account number."
454
00:20:08.840 --> 00:20:11.009
Who does that?
So you knew what was going on,
455
00:20:11.076 --> 00:20:13.512
but you had to pretend to be oblivious.
456
00:20:13.579 --> 00:20:16.348
Back then, hypnosis shows were common
457
00:20:16.415 --> 00:20:18.116
but they were really awkward.
458
00:20:18.183 --> 00:20:20.152
I know you're laughing
because you remember.
459
00:20:20.219 --> 00:20:23.222
Some other comedians and I
were gathered in the waiting room,
460
00:20:23.288 --> 00:20:24.656
and the producer walked in.
461
00:20:24.723 --> 00:20:27.559
"This hypnotist is incredible.
462
00:20:27.626 --> 00:20:32.130
We tested him, and he managed to hypnotize
all ten crew members.
463
00:20:32.197 --> 00:20:34.166
One of them saw his late mother,
464
00:20:34.233 --> 00:20:36.635
one of them said
she was a princess in her past life.
465
00:20:36.702 --> 00:20:38.403
It worked for all ten of them."
466
00:20:38.470 --> 00:20:39.638
Why did he tell us that?
467
00:20:39.705 --> 00:20:42.541
-So that you play along.
-He was trying to tell us…
468
00:20:43.508 --> 00:20:45.644
to play along.
469
00:20:45.711 --> 00:20:47.579
That's what he was saying indirectly.
470
00:20:47.646 --> 00:20:49.982
I could take a hint,
so I entered the room.
471
00:20:50.048 --> 00:20:51.283
Then it started.
472
00:20:52.351 --> 00:20:53.885
"Look at this marble.
473
00:20:54.953 --> 00:20:58.991
As soon as I say, 'Red sun!',
you'll fall asleep.
474
00:20:59.057 --> 00:21:00.659
Red sun!"
475
00:21:00.726 --> 00:21:02.961
You'd normally fall asleep like this.
476
00:21:03.028 --> 00:21:04.696
But I was overzealous.
477
00:21:04.763 --> 00:21:06.231
"Red sun!"
478
00:21:07.432 --> 00:21:10.335
I dropped my head. All comedians do that.
479
00:21:10.402 --> 00:21:13.005
I couldn't get the producer's face
off my mind.
480
00:21:13.071 --> 00:21:14.473
I wanted to do a good job.
481
00:21:14.539 --> 00:21:16.908
"What kind of questions
will the hypnotist ask?
482
00:21:16.975 --> 00:21:18.110
What should I answer?"
483
00:21:18.176 --> 00:21:20.379
My head was full of these questions.
484
00:21:20.445 --> 00:21:21.913
The hypnotist asked me.
485
00:21:21.980 --> 00:21:25.017
"Su-geun, where are you now?"
486
00:21:25.083 --> 00:21:26.385
"Next to you."
487
00:21:26.818 --> 00:21:28.186
"I'm right next to you."
488
00:21:28.253 --> 00:21:29.354
"Who is with you?"
489
00:21:29.421 --> 00:21:31.590
"Who else? You. It's just the two of us."
490
00:21:31.657 --> 00:21:34.059
If I'd said that,
it would've been hilarious.
491
00:21:34.126 --> 00:21:35.994
But I couldn't.
492
00:21:36.061 --> 00:21:39.931
I told him. "I see a chimney.
493
00:21:39.998 --> 00:21:42.734
Someone is starting a fire
in the furnace."
494
00:21:42.801 --> 00:21:45.337
"Who is that person?"
"I think it's my grandma.
495
00:21:45.404 --> 00:21:48.407
She's crying."
496
00:21:48.473 --> 00:21:50.242
I wasn't under hypnosis.
497
00:21:50.309 --> 00:21:51.910
I was making things up.
498
00:21:51.977 --> 00:21:53.478
He would then ask me more questions.
499
00:21:53.545 --> 00:21:56.381
"Why is she crying?"
500
00:21:56.448 --> 00:21:58.016
"Because of you."
501
00:21:58.083 --> 00:22:00.786
I wanted to say that, but I couldn't.
502
00:22:00.852 --> 00:22:02.120
I said, "I have no idea.
503
00:22:02.187 --> 00:22:04.156
She's just crying."
504
00:22:04.222 --> 00:22:07.893
That gave the hypnotist confidence.
He thought I was completely hypnotized.
505
00:22:07.959 --> 00:22:09.995
He handed me something.
506
00:22:10.062 --> 00:22:11.997
I grabbed it and it smelled like an onion.
507
00:22:12.531 --> 00:22:15.434
"From now on,
whatever you put in your mouth
508
00:22:16.034 --> 00:22:18.136
will taste like a delicious apple.
509
00:22:18.203 --> 00:22:19.471
You'll be eating an apple."
510
00:22:19.538 --> 00:22:22.040
But it was obviously an onion.
511
00:22:24.376 --> 00:22:26.011
He shoved it in my mouth.
512
00:22:27.746 --> 00:22:30.882
But I could smell it.
513
00:22:30.949 --> 00:22:33.919
I took a bite.
514
00:22:33.985 --> 00:22:36.254
It made me cry.
515
00:22:36.321 --> 00:22:39.591
But I couldn't say it was an onion.
516
00:22:39.658 --> 00:22:41.326
"What is this?
517
00:22:41.393 --> 00:22:44.863
I've never tasted an apple this delicious.
518
00:22:44.930 --> 00:22:48.100
Grandma. Have some.
519
00:22:48.166 --> 00:22:49.868
Go on, grandma."
520
00:22:49.935 --> 00:22:51.503
"What does she say?"
521
00:22:51.570 --> 00:22:54.306
"'You lunatic.
Do you expect me to eat this?'
522
00:22:54.373 --> 00:22:57.109
That's what she says." I told him.
523
00:22:57.175 --> 00:22:59.444
He took the hint and said,
"You're waking up now."
524
00:22:59.511 --> 00:23:02.280
The producer at the back looked satisfied.
525
00:23:02.347 --> 00:23:03.749
He gave me a sign.
526
00:23:03.815 --> 00:23:05.150
Those who can't take a hint.
527
00:23:05.217 --> 00:23:07.552
They frown as soon as they bite the onion.
528
00:23:07.619 --> 00:23:09.521
They eat one more and frown again.
529
00:23:09.588 --> 00:23:12.557
After eating five onions,
they finally say, "It's delicious."
530
00:23:15.427 --> 00:23:16.695
They can't take a hint.
531
00:23:16.762 --> 00:23:21.133
It's important to take a hint
when shooting TV shows.
532
00:23:21.199 --> 00:23:23.602
Since I'm good at that,
533
00:23:23.668 --> 00:23:25.670
I thought my kids would be the same.
534
00:23:26.238 --> 00:23:28.940 line:5%
But it seems to have nothing
to do with genes.
535
00:23:29.007 --> 00:23:32.010 line:5%
I actually learned to do it on my own.
536
00:23:32.077 --> 00:23:35.747
My son, Tae-jun, is into gymnastics.
537
00:23:35.814 --> 00:23:37.048
He's my eldest.
538
00:23:37.115 --> 00:23:40.952
I think it's called the Tkatchev.
Let me show you some pictures.
539
00:23:41.019 --> 00:23:42.621
That's him doing gymnastics.
540
00:23:43.188 --> 00:23:44.756
He's in seventh grade.
541
00:23:44.823 --> 00:23:47.225
Look at that. He's up in the air.
542
00:23:47.292 --> 00:23:49.194
That's gymnastics. Look at that.
543
00:23:50.629 --> 00:23:52.197
He's on a horizontal bar.
544
00:23:52.798 --> 00:23:55.600
He's so brave.
He can pull off all kinds of things.
545
00:23:55.667 --> 00:23:57.736
One day, I heard him giggling in his room.
546
00:23:57.803 --> 00:23:59.971
It sounded like he was
asking someone questions.
547
00:24:00.038 --> 00:24:01.239
When I went to see,
548
00:24:01.306 --> 00:24:04.209
he was watching a live broadcast online.
549
00:24:04.276 --> 00:24:06.778
It looked as if there were
hundreds of viewers,
550
00:24:06.845 --> 00:24:08.346
but there were only three.
551
00:24:08.747 --> 00:24:11.283
My son was the most active participant.
552
00:24:11.349 --> 00:24:12.751
One day, he told me seriously,
553
00:24:12.818 --> 00:24:15.420
"Dad, I want to go to the US."
554
00:24:15.487 --> 00:24:18.056
I thought he was finally growing up.
555
00:24:18.123 --> 00:24:20.392
He must want to broaden his horizons,
556
00:24:20.459 --> 00:24:24.129
learn English, and experience new things.
557
00:24:24.196 --> 00:24:27.532
So I decided to support him at all costs.
558
00:24:27.599 --> 00:24:28.600
I asked him,
559
00:24:29.067 --> 00:24:31.036
"Tae-jun, why do you
want to go to the US?"
560
00:24:31.102 --> 00:24:34.306
He says, "There are
many horizontal bars in the US."
561
00:24:35.006 --> 00:24:36.608
Is that true?
562
00:24:36.675 --> 00:24:39.444
There must be people
from Netflix headquarters here.
563
00:24:39.511 --> 00:24:41.813
I really wanted to ask them this.
564
00:24:42.347 --> 00:24:44.316
"How many horizontal bars…"
565
00:24:47.619 --> 00:24:51.089
I have no idea who told him that.
566
00:24:51.156 --> 00:24:55.026
There's another live broadcast tonight,
so I'm going to ask him.
567
00:24:55.093 --> 00:24:56.495
He's Tae-jun's role model.
568
00:24:56.561 --> 00:24:58.663
I'd be his fourth viewer.
569
00:24:58.730 --> 00:25:01.166
He must know the answer.
570
00:25:01.233 --> 00:25:06.171
It really made me realize
that wits are not inherited.
571
00:25:06.238 --> 00:25:08.540
I have another son,
572
00:25:08.607 --> 00:25:09.975
and he's more like me.
573
00:25:10.041 --> 00:25:13.812
One day, I was having a drink.
574
00:25:13.879 --> 00:25:16.648
My wife and two sons were with me.
I told my sons seriously,
575
00:25:16.715 --> 00:25:19.584
"Mom and Dad are going to build
a small house in the countryside
576
00:25:19.651 --> 00:25:21.686
and live there until we die.
577
00:25:21.753 --> 00:25:23.788
If your mom dies first, I'll follow her.
578
00:25:23.855 --> 00:25:26.191
That's our plan.
You guys do whatever you want.
579
00:25:26.258 --> 00:25:27.826
Forget about horizontal bars."
580
00:25:27.893 --> 00:25:30.028
I told them seriously to wake them up.
581
00:25:30.095 --> 00:25:32.297
"But we'll leave some money behind
for you guys."
582
00:25:32.364 --> 00:25:35.534
My other son, Tae-seo, said,
"Dad, you can't leave us like that."
583
00:25:35.600 --> 00:25:37.969
I asked him, "Why not?"
584
00:25:38.036 --> 00:25:40.639
He said,
"Tell us where the money is first."
585
00:25:40.705 --> 00:25:42.874
I found it so funny.
586
00:25:42.941 --> 00:25:44.409
He really said that.
587
00:25:44.476 --> 00:25:46.478
He's clever. He wants to know.
588
00:25:46.545 --> 00:25:49.948
Tae-jun, my eldest son, sure is
more mature.
589
00:25:50.015 --> 00:25:52.017
"Hey, do you care more about money
590
00:25:52.083 --> 00:25:54.586
than Mom and Dad? How could you?
591
00:25:54.653 --> 00:25:57.556
It's more important
that they are healthy and stay with us."
592
00:25:57.622 --> 00:26:01.459
Then he asked me. "Dad, will there be
horizontal bars in the countryside?"
593
00:26:02.427 --> 00:26:04.663
I made that up.
594
00:26:05.830 --> 00:26:06.798
Did you like that?
595
00:26:09.301 --> 00:26:12.170
I think it was due to how I was raised
596
00:26:12.237 --> 00:26:13.939 line:5%
that made me so quick-witted.
597
00:26:14.339 --> 00:26:15.907 line:5%
I changed schools so many times.
598
00:26:15.974 --> 00:26:18.443 line:5%
I attended two elementary school
graduation ceremonies.
599
00:26:18.510 --> 00:26:21.446
In all my childhood photos,
600
00:26:21.513 --> 00:26:24.482
I'm glancing at someone.
601
00:26:24.950 --> 00:26:26.318
Where am I looking?
602
00:26:26.384 --> 00:26:28.186
Look at that.
603
00:26:28.253 --> 00:26:30.255
Where is this kid looking?
604
00:26:30.322 --> 00:26:32.424
He's glancing at someone.
605
00:26:32.490 --> 00:26:33.792
One day
606
00:26:34.292 --> 00:26:37.395
back in elementary school,
607
00:26:37.462 --> 00:26:39.698
I was playing soccer with some friends.
608
00:26:39.764 --> 00:26:41.866
I was in third or fourth grade.
609
00:26:41.933 --> 00:26:44.903
That's my school.
And I was playing soccer.
610
00:26:44.970 --> 00:26:48.807
Suddenly, a cultivator
rolled into the schoolyard.
611
00:26:48.873 --> 00:26:50.442
On the cultivator,
612
00:26:50.508 --> 00:26:52.711
there was a small wardrobe.
613
00:26:52.777 --> 00:26:54.479
Yes, like that.
614
00:26:54.546 --> 00:26:56.514
I said, a "small" wardrobe.
615
00:26:56.581 --> 00:26:58.350
It's fine. Leave it.
616
00:26:59.784 --> 00:27:03.121
There was even an electric fan
loaded on the cultivator.
617
00:27:03.188 --> 00:27:05.190
It wasn't that big, either.
618
00:27:05.256 --> 00:27:06.992
It's okay. Leave it.
619
00:27:07.058 --> 00:27:08.627
It's an electric fan.
620
00:27:08.693 --> 00:27:10.962
Anyway, the cultivator rolled in
all of a sudden.
621
00:27:11.029 --> 00:27:12.831
I thought it was some crazy old man.
622
00:27:12.897 --> 00:27:15.433
There were kids playing,
and it could've been dangerous.
623
00:27:15.500 --> 00:27:17.068
Why drive a cultivator there?
624
00:27:17.135 --> 00:27:20.205
But when I looked closely,
it was my father.
625
00:27:20.271 --> 00:27:22.040
My father was driving the cultivator
626
00:27:22.507 --> 00:27:24.042
loaded with all that stuff.
627
00:27:24.109 --> 00:27:27.245
So… Wait, he wasn't wearing a cap.
628
00:27:27.312 --> 00:27:29.381
It's okay. Let's pretend he did.
629
00:27:29.447 --> 00:27:32.117
Anyway, it was him.
630
00:27:32.751 --> 00:27:34.519
Then he told me to hop on.
631
00:27:34.986 --> 00:27:37.222
I said to my friends, "See you tomorrow.
632
00:27:37.288 --> 00:27:40.025
Sorry I have to leave early," as usual.
633
00:27:40.425 --> 00:27:41.326
Then we set off.
634
00:27:41.393 --> 00:27:44.529
But my dad started driving
in the opposite direction of home.
635
00:27:44.596 --> 00:27:46.731
The cultivator rolled on.
636
00:27:46.798 --> 00:27:47.999
On and on.
637
00:27:48.066 --> 00:27:50.435
My dad turned around now and then.
638
00:27:50.502 --> 00:27:52.470
It wasn't to make sure I was still there,
639
00:27:52.537 --> 00:27:55.040
but to make sure
the electric fan hadn't fallen off.
640
00:27:55.106 --> 00:27:58.076
I didn't even ask him.
I was just sitting there at the back.
641
00:27:58.143 --> 00:28:01.713
We arrived in a completely
different neighborhood.
642
00:28:01.780 --> 00:28:05.116
He told me, "You and I are
living in this house starting today."
643
00:28:05.183 --> 00:28:07.886
There was a tiny school nearby.
644
00:28:07.952 --> 00:28:10.922
"You're going to that school
starting tomorrow."
645
00:28:10.989 --> 00:28:14.859
I didn't understand what was going on.
Then a lady showed up.
646
00:28:15.360 --> 00:28:17.796
I'd seen her a few times
in the neighborhood.
647
00:28:17.862 --> 00:28:20.832
My dad told me, "She's your mom now."
648
00:28:21.566 --> 00:28:24.002
But I already had a mom.
649
00:28:24.069 --> 00:28:26.237
I wet the bed
all the way through middle school.
650
00:28:26.304 --> 00:28:27.806
It was because
651
00:28:27.872 --> 00:28:29.941
my dad and my step…
652
00:28:30.008 --> 00:28:32.377
I used to call her "lady"
but she's "Mother" now.
653
00:28:32.444 --> 00:28:34.713
She's old now
and has been with my dad for decades.
654
00:28:34.779 --> 00:28:37.882
I couldn't go to the bathroom
because I was afraid I'd wake them up.
655
00:28:37.949 --> 00:28:40.385
For some reason,
my dad would sometimes wave his hand
656
00:28:40.452 --> 00:28:43.321
in front of my face
to check if I was asleep.
657
00:28:43.388 --> 00:28:45.156
I don't know why he did that, though.
658
00:28:45.223 --> 00:28:48.326
Anyway, he used to do this.
659
00:28:48.393 --> 00:28:49.994
I don't know why.
660
00:28:50.061 --> 00:28:53.131
I doubt he wanted to check
if I was still alive.
661
00:28:53.198 --> 00:28:55.867
That went on for months.
662
00:28:55.934 --> 00:28:58.670
He kept waving his hand
in front of me at night.
663
00:29:00.038 --> 00:29:01.973
I still don't know what that was about.
664
00:29:02.040 --> 00:29:04.209
I was too young to understand.
665
00:29:04.275 --> 00:29:07.846
I visited my dad over the holidays
666
00:29:07.912 --> 00:29:10.048
and recreated this scene.
667
00:29:10.115 --> 00:29:11.750
Here's a photo.
668
00:29:11.816 --> 00:29:15.086
It was taken during the New Year holidays.
669
00:29:15.553 --> 00:29:18.289
I'm out of frame, right?
I'll tell you why.
670
00:29:18.356 --> 00:29:20.825
We couldn't find anyone
who could take a photo of us.
671
00:29:20.892 --> 00:29:23.228
My dad is 80,
and he's the youngest around there.
672
00:29:23.294 --> 00:29:25.897
This was taken by a 90-year-old man
who was passing by.
673
00:29:26.297 --> 00:29:29.734
He kept pressing the button too long
and ended up taking videos.
674
00:29:29.801 --> 00:29:33.505
And I don't know what he pressed
but he left eight selfies on my phone.
675
00:29:33.972 --> 00:29:36.107
Some photos only show
a part of the cultivator.
676
00:29:36.174 --> 00:29:37.575
This is the best shot we got.
677
00:29:37.642 --> 00:29:39.911
What I wanted to recreate was the moment
678
00:29:39.978 --> 00:29:43.615
where I asked my dad,
"Dad, where are we going?"
679
00:29:43.681 --> 00:29:46.151
And that's exactly how he looked
back then.
680
00:29:46.217 --> 00:29:49.120
His son is successful
and even gives him money sometimes,
681
00:29:49.187 --> 00:29:51.523
so he should smile more
but he still looks so stiff.
682
00:29:51.589 --> 00:29:54.526
But shortly after taking that photo,
683
00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:58.763
my dad fell ill
684
00:29:58.830 --> 00:30:00.932
and had a major surgery.
685
00:30:00.999 --> 00:30:04.369
I'm not sure if I should say this here,
686
00:30:04.435 --> 00:30:07.105
but last week, he…
687
00:30:07.739 --> 00:30:09.507
he regained his health.
688
00:30:11.442 --> 00:30:12.977
I got a call.
689
00:30:14.012 --> 00:30:15.413
He's very healthy now.
690
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:18.750
My dad never walks on eggshells
around anyone.
691
00:30:18.817 --> 00:30:21.052
He always pushes forward no matter what.
692
00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:22.754
One day back in elementary school,
693
00:30:22.821 --> 00:30:24.956
my dad was gone
when I woke up in the morning.
694
00:30:25.023 --> 00:30:26.991
My brother and I panicked.
695
00:30:27.058 --> 00:30:28.560
We didn't have anything to eat,
696
00:30:28.626 --> 00:30:30.995
so my brother made
whatever dishes he could make.
697
00:30:31.062 --> 00:30:33.398
On the third day, my dad came back.
698
00:30:33.464 --> 00:30:35.934
"Dad, where have you been?"
"I went sightseeing."
699
00:30:36.668 --> 00:30:38.102
He went sightseeing.
700
00:30:38.169 --> 00:30:41.139
"Why didn't you leave any money?"
"You didn't find it?"
701
00:30:41.206 --> 00:30:43.341
In the corner of the small room,
702
00:30:43.408 --> 00:30:46.377
he picked up a 5,000-won bill
and gave it to us.
703
00:30:46.444 --> 00:30:48.580
He had crumpled it and chucked it there.
704
00:30:48.646 --> 00:30:50.715
Once, it was Christmas Eve.
705
00:30:50.782 --> 00:30:53.084
My dad said,
"Oh, it's Christmas tomorrow."
706
00:30:53.151 --> 00:30:55.086
He said nothing else.
707
00:30:55.153 --> 00:30:57.288
We thought, "Dad knows
it's Christmas tomorrow?"
708
00:30:57.355 --> 00:31:00.992
So at night before bed, we took a pair
of Dad's military socks.
709
00:31:01.059 --> 00:31:02.594
Those huge ones.
710
00:31:02.660 --> 00:31:04.963
We hung them before going to bed.
711
00:31:05.029 --> 00:31:08.166
The next morning, we found
that Dad had worn them and left.
712
00:31:10.435 --> 00:31:11.603
He wore them and left.
713
00:31:11.669 --> 00:31:15.006
He must have wanted to wear
thick socks on Christmas Day.
714
00:31:16.007 --> 00:31:19.978
That's the only memory of Christmas
my brother and I have.
715
00:31:20.044 --> 00:31:24.249
Once, a TV show needed
a picture of me on my first birthday.
716
00:31:24.315 --> 00:31:27.218
So I called Dad and asked
if he had any pictures from that day.
717
00:31:27.285 --> 00:31:28.786
"No." "Why not?"
718
00:31:28.853 --> 00:31:30.755
"We didn't have a party."
719
00:31:30.822 --> 00:31:34.125
In the end, I had to borrow
a picture from Byung-man.
720
00:31:34.192 --> 00:31:37.996
He was the one who looked most like me
that I could find.
721
00:31:38.062 --> 00:31:41.599
I asked him if he had any pictures,
and he did.
722
00:31:41.666 --> 00:31:44.402
As far as I know,
his family wasn't well-off, either.
723
00:31:44.469 --> 00:31:47.005
That's Kim Byung-man there.
724
00:31:47.071 --> 00:31:48.940
Who could tell? So I asked Dad,
725
00:31:49.340 --> 00:31:52.644
"Does this look like me?"
"It's a spitting image of you.
726
00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:57.081
No one will tell. The boy looks smart."
727
00:31:57.148 --> 00:31:59.117
I thought he'd apologize to me.
728
00:31:59.183 --> 00:32:01.986
But all he said was
that this looks just like me.
729
00:32:02.387 --> 00:32:04.322
Speaking of kids,
730
00:32:04.389 --> 00:32:06.724 line:5%
have you ever seen kids
who are vaguely cute?
731
00:32:06.791 --> 00:32:09.794 line:5%
Not all kids are pretty and cute.
732
00:32:09.861 --> 00:32:12.597
Sometimes, a friend
brings his or her baby.
733
00:32:12.664 --> 00:32:13.665
And I go,
734
00:32:13.731 --> 00:32:17.936
"Goodness. My dear.
735
00:32:18.002 --> 00:32:19.637
He's become so big.
736
00:32:19.704 --> 00:32:22.106
It feels like yesterday you were pregnant.
737
00:32:22.173 --> 00:32:26.711
Oh, my. And look how big he is now."
738
00:32:26.778 --> 00:32:30.181
I don't comment on how the baby looks,
just on how much he's grown.
739
00:32:30.248 --> 00:32:33.284
"My goodness. Unbelievable. Gosh."
740
00:32:33.351 --> 00:32:34.786
You know what I mean, right?
741
00:32:35.253 --> 00:32:37.021
I don't want to offend anyone.
742
00:32:37.088 --> 00:32:38.690
Sometimes, you say,
743
00:32:38.756 --> 00:32:41.759
"A boy…",
but the parent says, "It's a girl."
744
00:32:41.826 --> 00:32:43.895
Then I say, "A boy is all you need then.
745
00:32:43.962 --> 00:32:47.131
I'm sure he'll be as beautiful
as this girl.
746
00:32:47.198 --> 00:32:48.800
You'll be a great dad."
747
00:32:48.866 --> 00:32:51.269
You have to come up with something quick.
748
00:32:51.336 --> 00:32:54.339
And it's always better to assume
a baby is a girl.
749
00:32:54.405 --> 00:32:56.374
"My, look at this beautiful princess."
750
00:32:56.441 --> 00:32:59.477
Even if it's a boy,
mothers like to hear that.
751
00:32:59.544 --> 00:33:02.580
"Oh, it's a boy? But he's so pretty.
752
00:33:02.647 --> 00:33:05.550
He must take after you."
That's not going to offend anyone.
753
00:33:06.017 --> 00:33:09.087
How much cash do you give
as a wedding gift? Do you have any rules?
754
00:33:09.153 --> 00:33:11.089
If it's just an acquaintance, 50,000 won.
755
00:33:11.155 --> 00:33:12.857
If it's a close friend, 100,000 won.
756
00:33:12.924 --> 00:33:16.928
If it's a family member,
200,000 to 300,000 won.
757
00:33:16.995 --> 00:33:19.297
If you haven't talked in five, six years,
758
00:33:19.364 --> 00:33:21.165
an emoji will do.
759
00:33:22.166 --> 00:33:23.501
An emoji will do.
760
00:33:23.568 --> 00:33:25.670
If you reply and start a conversation,
761
00:33:25.737 --> 00:33:27.405
you have to go to the wedding.
762
00:33:27.472 --> 00:33:30.108
An emoji will signal
that the friendship is over.
763
00:33:30.174 --> 00:33:32.010
It's a bad idea to start a conversation.
764
00:33:32.076 --> 00:33:33.311
It's vague, right?
765
00:33:33.378 --> 00:33:35.847
An acquaintance invited me to his wedding,
766
00:33:35.913 --> 00:33:37.482
so I brought 100,000 won.
767
00:33:37.548 --> 00:33:40.051
A friend of mine
hadn't withdrawn cash yet,
768
00:33:40.118 --> 00:33:42.086
so I followed him to the ATM.
769
00:33:42.153 --> 00:33:44.889
But then I saw him withdraw 200,000 won.
770
00:33:44.956 --> 00:33:48.126
The thing is, I was closer to the groom
than he was.
771
00:33:48.192 --> 00:33:51.129
I was worried
the groom would be disappointed in me.
772
00:33:51.195 --> 00:33:54.365
Gosh. So I ended up withdrawing
an extra 200,000 won.
773
00:33:54.899 --> 00:33:56.768
I thought I should give more.
774
00:33:56.834 --> 00:33:58.369
So I handed in 300,000 won.
775
00:33:58.436 --> 00:34:00.805
When it was my friend's turn,
776
00:34:00.872 --> 00:34:04.375
he asked for four envelopes
and put 50,000 won in each.
777
00:34:04.442 --> 00:34:06.711
He was handing them in
on behalf of other friends.
778
00:34:06.778 --> 00:34:08.946
If only he'd handed them in first.
779
00:34:09.013 --> 00:34:11.049
Then I would've handed in
just 100,000 won.
780
00:34:11.115 --> 00:34:14.652
I handed in mine first,
and he handed in four envelopes.
781
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:16.020
No one compensated me.
782
00:34:16.888 --> 00:34:18.556
So annoying, right?
783
00:34:18.623 --> 00:34:19.891
Isn't it so vague?
784
00:34:19.957 --> 00:34:24.228
It's not just weddings.
Kids' first birthday parties are the same.
785
00:34:24.629 --> 00:34:26.798
I'll take Sung-kwang for example.
786
00:34:26.864 --> 00:34:30.368
Let's say my beloved fellow comedian's
baby is turning one.
787
00:34:30.435 --> 00:34:31.736
Since we're close,
788
00:34:31.803 --> 00:34:35.206
I decide to give him a million won.
789
00:34:35.273 --> 00:34:37.141
I'm his senior, so of course.
790
00:34:38.309 --> 00:34:41.479
I arrive at the party with a million won.
791
00:34:41.546 --> 00:34:43.281
"Sung-kwang, congratulations."
792
00:34:43.347 --> 00:34:45.183
But I see that his wife is pregnant.
793
00:34:45.249 --> 00:34:47.985
"Oh, no. If I give him a million won now,
794
00:34:48.052 --> 00:34:51.222
I'll have to give him another million
next time. Hold on."
795
00:34:52.090 --> 00:34:55.660
I go into the bathroom
and take 500,000 won out.
796
00:34:55.726 --> 00:34:58.629
I give Sung-kwang 500,000 won.
797
00:34:58.696 --> 00:35:01.699
Because I'd have to do the same thing
in a year.
798
00:35:01.766 --> 00:35:03.000
So, this is what I do these days.
799
00:35:03.067 --> 00:35:05.703
When I hear about a birthday party,
I call and ask,
800
00:35:05.770 --> 00:35:07.405
"Should I MC the party for you?"
801
00:35:08.206 --> 00:35:11.075
If I'm the host…
You know what I mean, right?
802
00:35:11.142 --> 00:35:12.210
I get paid.
803
00:35:12.276 --> 00:35:16.180
So I try to be the host
instead of giving a gift.
804
00:35:16.247 --> 00:35:19.217 line:5%
I used to be a recreation instructor.
805
00:35:19.283 --> 00:35:21.786 line:5%
I've led many events in different regions.
806
00:35:21.853 --> 00:35:24.522 line:5%
Different regions have different dialects.
807
00:35:24.589 --> 00:35:27.391
The Chungcheong dialect
was the most interesting.
808
00:35:27.458 --> 00:35:30.027
"Forget it. Stop it. Come on."
809
00:35:30.094 --> 00:35:31.929
Everything they say ends in "yu."
810
00:35:31.996 --> 00:35:33.965
"Next up is IU." Like this.
811
00:35:34.031 --> 00:35:35.633
But not everything ends with "yu".
812
00:35:35.700 --> 00:35:38.436
The dialect in Cheonan and Asan
is really interesting.
813
00:35:38.503 --> 00:35:41.305
My friend, Sang-won, lives there.
814
00:35:41.706 --> 00:35:44.342
When I'm leaving,
he says, "Are you leaving already?
815
00:35:44.408 --> 00:35:47.945
Stay and eat with us, huh?"
816
00:35:48.012 --> 00:35:51.482
"Stay and eat with us, huh?"
817
00:35:51.549 --> 00:35:55.486
"What are you doing over the holidays?
Why do you never call, huh?"
818
00:35:57.088 --> 00:35:59.423
Like the singer, Lee Seung-chul,
holds a note,
819
00:35:59.490 --> 00:36:01.492
he speaks like that.
820
00:36:01.559 --> 00:36:02.827
"What are you up to?
821
00:36:02.894 --> 00:36:06.230
Come over for coffee, huh?"
822
00:36:06.297 --> 00:36:08.966
Why doesn't he just say
the whole sentence slowly?
823
00:36:09.033 --> 00:36:10.902
He says the first part really fast
824
00:36:10.968 --> 00:36:12.803
and drags out the latter part.
825
00:36:12.870 --> 00:36:15.473
"Come see me when you have time, huh?"
826
00:36:17.375 --> 00:36:19.210
That's the Chungcheong dialect.
827
00:36:19.277 --> 00:36:21.913
I wonder if foreigners will be able
to understand this.
828
00:36:21.979 --> 00:36:24.549
Even in our daily lives,
829
00:36:24.615 --> 00:36:27.952
we often walk on eggshells around people.
830
00:36:28.019 --> 00:36:31.322
Some of you may have even felt bad
about coming here today.
831
00:36:31.389 --> 00:36:35.927
So now, I'd like to give you some advice
on how to behave.
832
00:36:35.993 --> 00:36:37.195
I'm your coach today.
833
00:36:37.261 --> 00:36:40.531 line:5%
Do any of you want me
834
00:36:40.598 --> 00:36:43.401 line:5%
to give you some advice?
835
00:36:43.467 --> 00:36:46.604
Raise your hand,
and I'll answer your questions.
836
00:36:46.671 --> 00:36:48.072
The woman at the back. Go on.
837
00:36:48.139 --> 00:36:51.175
-Should I stand up?
-Just read the room.
838
00:36:53.044 --> 00:36:55.713
All right. What's troubling you?
839
00:36:55.780 --> 00:36:58.182 line:5%
I'm the eldest child.
840
00:36:58.249 --> 00:36:59.984 line:5%
In both families.
841
00:37:00.051 --> 00:37:02.253
-You mean both your mom and dad's sides?
-Yes.
842
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:03.588
Gosh, okay.
843
00:37:03.654 --> 00:37:06.891
I don't know if that's why,
but I feel uncomfortable at home.
844
00:37:06.958 --> 00:37:08.926
I'm always walking on eggshells at home.
845
00:37:08.993 --> 00:37:13.364
-And?
-And I'm always the mediator.
846
00:37:13.431 --> 00:37:16.067
-You feel uncomfortable at home?
-Yes, at home.
847
00:37:16.133 --> 00:37:18.703
If I'm away from home for a few days,
848
00:37:18.769 --> 00:37:22.773
my family always fights
and things become awkward.
849
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.243
-You live with your parents?
-Yes.
850
00:37:25.309 --> 00:37:27.511
-It's not like my family, is it?
-No.
851
00:37:28.379 --> 00:37:30.781
-It's not like that.
-Then what?
852
00:37:30.848 --> 00:37:32.483
I can't relax at home.
853
00:37:32.550 --> 00:37:35.853
I walk on eggshells all the time.
854
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.022
Even when my parents are eating together,
855
00:37:38.089 --> 00:37:39.790
if they start raising their voices,
856
00:37:39.857 --> 00:37:42.526
I have to come out and sit with them
but my sister--
857
00:37:42.593 --> 00:37:45.162
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure
how I can help you with that.
858
00:37:47.231 --> 00:37:49.867
If you decide to move out,
I could help you find a place.
859
00:37:49.934 --> 00:37:52.670
-Do you have any siblings?
-I have a little sister.
860
00:37:52.737 --> 00:37:54.338
-How old is she?
-She's 20.
861
00:37:54.405 --> 00:37:56.374
-She doesn't walk on eggshells?
-No.
862
00:37:56.440 --> 00:37:57.842
Then live like her.
863
00:37:58.943 --> 00:38:00.778
It's simple.
864
00:38:00.845 --> 00:38:03.214
Why should you shoulder all the burden?
865
00:38:03.281 --> 00:38:07.084
Since you're the eldest child
on both sides of the family,
866
00:38:07.551 --> 00:38:10.855
it's understandable
that your parents rely on you a lot.
867
00:38:10.921 --> 00:38:13.324
-Yes.
-And you can't just ignore that.
868
00:38:13.391 --> 00:38:15.192
It's okay if it's your family.
869
00:38:15.259 --> 00:38:17.828
It's annoying to walk on eggshells
at work or something,
870
00:38:17.895 --> 00:38:20.298
but if it's your family, it's no big deal.
871
00:38:20.364 --> 00:38:23.334
That's just a way of communicating,
isn't it?
872
00:38:23.401 --> 00:38:25.069
If your parents never fought,
873
00:38:25.136 --> 00:38:27.204
you wouldn't even talk to them at all.
874
00:38:27.271 --> 00:38:29.373
You'd be busy on your phone in your room.
875
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:32.877
They're fighting on purpose
just to talk to you.
876
00:38:32.943 --> 00:38:35.212
They're bringing the family together.
877
00:38:35.279 --> 00:38:36.981
These days, conversations are rare.
878
00:38:37.048 --> 00:38:38.582
We all only talk about ourselves.
879
00:38:38.649 --> 00:38:41.419
Your parents seem to be using
a very advanced technique.
880
00:38:41.485 --> 00:38:44.288
They're not divorced or anything.
They still live together.
881
00:38:44.355 --> 00:38:45.790
-Do you need duct tape?
-No.
882
00:38:45.856 --> 00:38:48.192
No, right? Then it's fine.
883
00:38:48.259 --> 00:38:49.927
-I'm rooting for you.
-Thank you.
884
00:38:49.994 --> 00:38:53.564 line:5%
Since you can talk about it comfortably,
it's not a serious problem.
885
00:38:53.631 --> 00:38:54.765
Anyone else?
886
00:38:54.832 --> 00:38:57.034
The man at the front.
887
00:38:57.101 --> 00:38:59.537
I graduated from college last year
888
00:38:59.603 --> 00:39:02.206 line:5%
and am looking for a job at the moment.
889
00:39:02.273 --> 00:39:04.775
Since I've been unemployed for a year now,
890
00:39:04.842 --> 00:39:08.879
I have to walk on eggshells
when I'm at home.
891
00:39:08.946 --> 00:39:11.415
During the holidays, my aunts ask me
892
00:39:11.482 --> 00:39:13.851
-when I'll find a job.
-Right.
893
00:39:13.918 --> 00:39:15.853
They ask those questions, right?
894
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:18.089
Thankfully, I didn't visit my relatives
895
00:39:18.155 --> 00:39:20.057
because of the pandemic this year.
896
00:39:20.124 --> 00:39:24.595
I was relieved that I didn't have to see
my grandma and aunts.
897
00:39:24.662 --> 00:39:26.364
So you want the pandemic to continue?
898
00:39:26.430 --> 00:39:27.798
No, it's not like that.
899
00:39:28.499 --> 00:39:32.069
It should end soon
so I can find a job more easily.
900
00:39:32.136 --> 00:39:33.337
I really hope so.
901
00:39:33.404 --> 00:39:35.406
But I feel uncomfortable at home.
902
00:39:35.473 --> 00:39:39.076
Could you give me some advice on this?
903
00:39:39.810 --> 00:39:41.245
How old are you?
904
00:39:41.312 --> 00:39:42.380
I'm 27.
905
00:39:42.446 --> 00:39:44.648
You're young.
You've done military service, too.
906
00:39:44.715 --> 00:39:46.550
Your life is yours.
907
00:39:46.617 --> 00:39:49.320
You said you're 27.
908
00:39:49.387 --> 00:39:52.456
Who knows if you'll make it
when you're 28, 29, or 30?
909
00:39:52.523 --> 00:39:54.825
When that happens,
be good to your parents,
910
00:39:54.892 --> 00:39:56.227
and they'll be happy.
911
00:39:56.293 --> 00:39:58.929
My father used to hang up right away
when I called him.
912
00:39:59.630 --> 00:40:02.433
When I was a nobody,
he'd hang up immediately.
913
00:40:02.500 --> 00:40:04.902
So I never visited him. It's true.
914
00:40:04.969 --> 00:40:07.838
"Your friend so-and-so
became a car mechanic
915
00:40:07.905 --> 00:40:09.440
and is a manager now.
916
00:40:09.507 --> 00:40:11.108
What are you doing with your life?"
917
00:40:11.509 --> 00:40:12.676
But he's like this now.
918
00:40:16.947 --> 00:40:21.185
"Look at this party Su-geun threw for me."
It's like that.
919
00:40:21.252 --> 00:40:23.454
Just wait for that day to come.
You're family.
920
00:40:23.521 --> 00:40:25.723
Your family is just concerned about you.
921
00:40:25.790 --> 00:40:27.792
They're not trying to find fault with you.
922
00:40:27.858 --> 00:40:30.694
No one can wait for you longer
than your family can.
923
00:40:31.495 --> 00:40:34.899 line:5%
That's very important. Your family.
924
00:40:34.965 --> 00:40:38.602 line:5%
Sung-kwang, include things like this,
or people won't like it.
925
00:40:40.438 --> 00:40:41.972
Anyone else? Ask away.
926
00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:44.575
Go ahead. The woman over there.
927
00:40:44.642 --> 00:40:47.144
I got a job last November.
928
00:40:47.211 --> 00:40:48.412
Congratulations.
929
00:40:48.479 --> 00:40:50.748
I found a job straight out of high school.
930
00:40:50.815 --> 00:40:52.683
-Right away?
-Yes.
931
00:40:52.750 --> 00:40:54.118
Look at her.
932
00:40:54.752 --> 00:40:57.888
She can do it, you can do it.
933
00:40:57.955 --> 00:40:59.957
-And?
-I'm a lot younger
934
00:41:00.024 --> 00:41:02.026 line:5%
-than my bosses and colleagues…
-Go on.
935
00:41:02.092 --> 00:41:03.594 line:5%
…so I feel uncomfortable.
936
00:41:03.661 --> 00:41:05.262
How much older are they?
937
00:41:05.329 --> 00:41:07.765
About nine years older and more.
938
00:41:07.832 --> 00:41:10.968
Don't you just call them
using their titles?
939
00:41:11.035 --> 00:41:14.572
But apart from Manager and Deputy Manager,
940
00:41:14.638 --> 00:41:17.408
my workplace doesn't have
a clear hierarchy.
941
00:41:17.475 --> 00:41:19.710
There aren't many different levels.
942
00:41:19.777 --> 00:41:22.680
And there are more men than women.
943
00:41:22.746 --> 00:41:26.116
I usually call them by their first names
or just say, "Excuse me."
944
00:41:26.183 --> 00:41:28.252
How about using sir and ma'am?
945
00:41:28.319 --> 00:41:30.821
I think that sounds best.
946
00:41:30.888 --> 00:41:34.992
If someone much younger at work
calls you by your first name, like,
947
00:41:35.059 --> 00:41:37.294
"Su-geun, can you do this?",
948
00:41:37.361 --> 00:41:41.799
I think it creates more distance.
Don't you think?
949
00:41:41.866 --> 00:41:43.501
They use honorifics with me.
950
00:41:43.567 --> 00:41:45.236
-Who?
-My colleagues.
951
00:41:45.302 --> 00:41:49.273
Get up on your desk and shout,
"Hey, drop the honorifics immediately."
952
00:41:49.340 --> 00:41:51.242
They use honorifics to show respect.
953
00:41:51.308 --> 00:41:52.576
-I see.
-It's only natural.
954
00:41:52.643 --> 00:41:54.645
Just because you're younger…
955
00:41:54.712 --> 00:41:56.480
-What's your name?
-It's Yeon-u.
956
00:41:56.547 --> 00:41:58.782
"Yeon-u. Do this. Come here."
957
00:41:58.849 --> 00:42:02.419
That's not acceptable
when you're interacting with other people.
958
00:42:02.486 --> 00:42:03.587
You deserve respect.
959
00:42:03.988 --> 00:42:05.890
Of course they should show respect.
960
00:42:05.956 --> 00:42:08.459 line:5%
Since they respect
even the youngest employee,
961
00:42:08.526 --> 00:42:10.928 line:5%
I'm sure it's a very good workplace.
962
00:42:14.064 --> 00:42:18.068
It's impossible to not be concerned
about what others are thinking.
963
00:42:18.135 --> 00:42:21.005
But whose thoughts should we be
concerned about the most?
964
00:42:21.071 --> 00:42:22.273
It's our own.
965
00:42:22.339 --> 00:42:25.509
People are concerned more about
their own thoughts than that of others.
966
00:42:25.576 --> 00:42:28.379 line:5%
But only you can decide
what you want to be concerned about.
967
00:42:28.445 --> 00:42:31.949
One last piece of advice
I want to give you is this.
968
00:42:32.016 --> 00:42:34.084
Live as yourself.
969
00:42:34.151 --> 00:42:35.386
Be who you are.
970
00:42:35.452 --> 00:42:37.187 line:5%
Don't care about what others think.
971
00:42:37.254 --> 00:42:39.623 line:5%
Just do what you want.
972
00:42:39.690 --> 00:42:41.191
Regardless of your gender and age,
973
00:42:41.258 --> 00:42:43.527
and what point you're at in your life,
974
00:42:43.594 --> 00:42:47.197
live the life you want
without worrying about what others think.
975
00:42:47.264 --> 00:42:51.101
Wherever you are in life.
Then where are we now?
976
00:42:51.168 --> 00:42:53.103
We're at the end of our show.
977
00:42:54.538 --> 00:42:57.007
But don't be sad.
978
00:42:57.074 --> 00:42:59.343
If Netflix can take a hint,
979
00:42:59.410 --> 00:43:02.246
they'll do one more of these shows.
980
00:43:02.313 --> 00:43:05.015
When the pandemic is over
and we can have a bigger audience,
981
00:43:05.082 --> 00:43:08.686
I'm sure they'll give me
an even greater opportunity.
982
00:43:08.752 --> 00:43:11.755
Lastly… Are we ready?
983
00:43:11.822 --> 00:43:14.258
We're going to release doves.
984
00:43:14.325 --> 00:43:17.494
Please look up.
Be careful when they're released.
985
00:43:17.561 --> 00:43:20.264
Here come the doves, the symbol of peace.
986
00:43:44.588 --> 00:43:46.991
Thank you. Thank you very much.
987
00:45:39.269 --> 00:45:44.274
Subtitle translation by: Min-jin Kim