1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:09,209 Slow, slow, it's on the right... the blue house... stop here. 4 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,334 - Hey, Bilqees! - Yes, Rukmani? 5 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:17,792 Is this a car or a jar? 6 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:21,459 They've come stuffed like pickles, to arrange the marriage. 7 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,667 Slalekum! 8 00:03:24,584 --> 00:03:26,834 Slalekum! Hope you didn't lose your way, sir. 9 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,125 Lanes in our neighborhood, very naughty... 10 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,292 ...send you spinning like a top. 11 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:33,584 Slalekum! Slalekum! 12 00:03:33,626 --> 00:03:35,417 - Walekum. - Please come... Walekum. 13 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:38,417 Please come... 14 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:39,959 Don't you have a lift? 15 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:43,542 It's just a few steps... we'll reach the top in seconds... 16 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,542 Pooja... Gullu's best friend... 17 00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:47,918 How are you? 18 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:49,292 Please come... 19 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:52,000 Please come... 20 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:54,042 We can get a lift put in two days... 21 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:56,584 ...but climbing stairs prevents heart attack. 22 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:59,542 - Yes, but you lose your breath... - Please come... 23 00:04:00,209 --> 00:04:02,125 - Gullu! - Aadaab! - Please come! 24 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:04,250 - Aadaab! - Aadaab! 25 00:04:05,334 --> 00:04:06,834 Please... Please help yourself. 26 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,334 Please take a seat. 27 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:13,751 Thank you. 28 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:28,042 Gullu, show Mr. Montu your books. 29 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,417 - Get to know each other. - Yes, yes... go, son. 30 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:32,167 Come. 31 00:04:33,584 --> 00:04:34,584 Mummy, cold drink. 32 00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:37,125 Don't be greedy... you'll get a bad throat. 33 00:04:37,876 --> 00:04:40,250 So, how much have you saved? 34 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:44,876 Jewelry worth three lakhs, three lakhs for an AC Car... 35 00:04:45,209 --> 00:04:47,209 ...and nine lakhs in fixed deposit... 36 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,125 I will break it as soon as the wedding is fixed. 37 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,250 Total fifteen lakhs. 38 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:57,792 My Gullu topped the whole Andhra state in the 12th grade. 39 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:03,167 She is a Gold medalist, look at her certificates. 40 00:05:10,292 --> 00:05:12,250 She even got admission in an American college. 41 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:14,125 Poor girl didn't get a scholarship... 42 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:15,792 ...or she would be studying there right now. 43 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,626 Along with the job, she's doing her B.Com as well. 44 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:19,918 As soon as she finishes her third year... 45 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:21,667 ...she will become an assistant manager. 46 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:24,751 Fifteen is a bit on the lower side. 47 00:05:24,918 --> 00:05:27,918 I can arrange for a couple more... up to seventeen. 48 00:05:28,918 --> 00:05:32,667 She's pretty, she's earning as well... it's ok, let's say yes. 49 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:35,292 Player of the year in basketball and badminton. 50 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:39,125 - Basketball. - Ok... after all, she's a motherless child. 51 00:05:39,209 --> 00:05:42,292 You can start shooting. 52 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:45,626 Congratulations, Mr. Abdul... Congratulations, Mr. Abdul. 53 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:47,042 - Congratulations, uncle. - Congratulations, big sister... 54 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:49,083 - ...congratulations, brother. - Let's go, Mummy. 55 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,250 What happened, Montu? 56 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:54,334 I said let's go, these people are wasting our time. 57 00:05:54,459 --> 00:05:56,626 I don't want them, I don't want this match. 58 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:58,375 But what happened, my son? 59 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:02,334 What happened is that your Mr. Montu is a fraud... 60 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:04,792 His bio data said, fluent in English... 61 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:08,584 ...but he says 'bilu' for blue and 'flim' for film... 62 00:06:08,626 --> 00:06:12,209 He asked me if I watch bilu flim... 63 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:15,417 Tell me, Booji... ...how do I answer to that... 64 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,042 ...if his pronunciation of blue film is so wrong? 65 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:21,876 And for education qualification, he wrote degree from IIM. 66 00:06:21,918 --> 00:06:24,626 - IIM means? - Indian Institute of Management... 67 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:27,584 International Institute of Mahbubnagar. 68 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:33,459 Mr. Bad-English-bilu-flim- fake-diploma-holder- Montu... 69 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,751 You have wasted our time! 70 00:06:35,918 --> 00:06:39,042 Wasted our time, tang, samosa, chips, biscuit...everything! 71 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,125 And your mummy... 72 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,209 ...she's been making faces over everything since she's come... 73 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:47,417 - Gullu! - Take her away quickly before her face permanently... 74 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,042 ...becomes like this... 75 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,834 Gulrez, Pooja... don't misbehave. 76 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,250 Come on, let's go! Come on, Montu! 77 00:06:55,334 --> 00:06:58,334 Who will wed such a bratty, dark-skinned... 78 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,083 ...uncouth, ugly-looking girl? 79 00:07:00,292 --> 00:07:03,918 Bye, Montu... Bye. - Sister, our Gullu is just joking... 80 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:07,001 She's just a kid... Please don't leave, she will say sorry... 81 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,250 Please hear me out... 82 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:11,918 Ismail bhai... Bhabhi... 83 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:13,709 - Montu... - I came here because of you. 84 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:16,001 What did I know they are beggars... 85 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:17,918 ...everyone said they are very well known... 86 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:22,918 Such a long resume he had sent and not one thing was true. 87 00:07:23,751 --> 00:07:25,125 Booji, snacks? 88 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,417 Today if your mother was alive... 89 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,459 She would say, Mr. Qadir...have a samosa. 90 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:33,375 You just keep eating samosas. 91 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:35,500 What is the samosa's fault? 92 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,667 Booji has gone sad and the samosas have gone cold! 93 00:08:08,918 --> 00:08:10,709 Gullu! 94 00:08:17,751 --> 00:08:19,250 Gullu! 95 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,250 It's quarter past seven. 96 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,876 Slalekum... 97 00:08:27,709 --> 00:08:29,417 ...slalekum... 98 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:32,417 Oh, still in a bad mood... 99 00:08:32,459 --> 00:08:34,250 Tea not sweet? 100 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:47,417 Gullu, it's quarter past eight, come for breakfast. 101 00:08:53,209 --> 00:08:54,334 Booji... come on, we're getting late... 102 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:56,000 I've been waiting so long... 103 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:01,876 You always delay us... 104 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,918 - Bhai Miyan, Slalekum! - Slalekum. 105 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,834 Stand straight, you'll be late for school. 106 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:13,334 Gullu, you dismissed another case last night? 107 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,918 Yes, aunt...and in record time! 108 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:16,250 - Namaste, brother. - Namaste. 109 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:18,292 - Ready, Booji? - Let's go. 110 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:26,083 Booji, soon as we have loads of money... 111 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:30,209 ...we will buy a big bungalow and settle down in Jubilee Hills. 112 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:34,001 There will be no aunt Rukmani or aunt Bilqees to trouble us there. 113 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,250 Are you listening? 114 00:09:37,334 --> 00:09:38,626 Booji? 115 00:09:39,918 --> 00:09:42,292 Radha-Raja Reddy case result will be declared today, right? 116 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,709 What do you think? Who will win? Radha or Raja? 117 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,918 - Say something. - I don't know. Drive quietly. 118 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:52,876 Booj! How can I marry some 'bilu film' watching fraud? 119 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:56,250 All I'm asking for is an intelligent husband, is that too much? 120 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:59,876 If one has just enough money for a handful of oily jalebis... 121 00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:01,500 ...one can't buy a kilo of Pula Reddy's... 122 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:03,542 ...expensive pure-ghee gulab jamuns. 123 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:05,626 With the dowry that I can give... 124 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:08,000 ...we will only find these bad-English types. 125 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:11,250 How do I get an Oxford dictionary product for fifteen lakhs? 126 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:14,876 Then why did you send me to a private English medium... 127 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:15,834 ...you should have sent me to a Government school. 128 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:17,709 I wouldn't have gotten addicted to English. 129 00:10:17,876 --> 00:10:20,834 Or you should have married me off right after school. 130 00:10:20,876 --> 00:10:24,167 You know lesser the age, lesser the dowry! 131 00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:26,792 If I had married you off at sixteen wouldn't I have been jailed? 132 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,083 Won't you be jailed for giving dowry? 133 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,459 What can one do about that... 134 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:33,334 In our country you can't buy a house without paying black money... 135 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:35,292 ...and you can't get married without dowry. 136 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,375 God knows how many baby girls are killed everyday... 137 00:10:37,459 --> 00:10:38,792 ...by their own parents. 138 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:42,542 You too should have given me rat poison, with gulab jamun. 139 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:44,626 The whole dowry head-ache would be over. 140 00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,417 Don't talk nonsense. 141 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:48,918 Only two years left for my retirement. 142 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,542 Soon as you get hitched, I can rest easy. 143 00:10:51,626 --> 00:10:54,167 Hitched? I don't want to get sorted, Booji. 144 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,209 Yes, you just want to unsettle me! 145 00:10:56,876 --> 00:11:01,292 Everything will be fine, just stop bringing jerks to marry me off. 146 00:11:01,459 --> 00:11:04,500 Of course, Gulluji, the boys I call are all jerks. 147 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,834 You only want Mr. World... ...no Miss World? 148 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,709 Why Mr. World, I'll get Mr. Universe. 149 00:11:12,626 --> 00:11:14,001 Sure you will! 150 00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:16,751 - Khuda Hafiz. - Khuda Hafiz. 151 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:23,542 Mr. Qadir...Sir, please hear me out... 152 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:26,751 Sir, you are the senior-most clerk in the registrar's office... 153 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:29,459 ...you can postpone my boss's court date if you want. 154 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:31,626 You will profit in exchange. 155 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,042 I don't want your profit. 156 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,592 Sir, cash or kind, your choice. 157 00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:37,417 You can take the whole family on a vacation to America. 158 00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:39,626 Recently Mr. Mudgil took his family there... 159 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,500 I said no! Now get out of here! 160 00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:44,417 You moron! 161 00:11:44,626 --> 00:11:46,500 The date will get changed anyhow. 162 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:48,417 Mr. Qadir... why so stressed? 163 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,083 They are openly spreading corruption! 164 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:54,001 Forget about him. Want to bet on the Raja Radha Reddy case? 165 00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:57,542 It's a bet! Raja Reddy will get six years in jail. 166 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,250 What are you saying, Mr. Qadir? 167 00:11:59,334 --> 00:12:01,834 Raja Reddy supplies milk to the whole state... 168 00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,167 ...he's the 'Milk King'... 169 00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:05,918 Nobody is king when it comes to 498a. 170 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:10,417 Radha Reddy has filed a case of dowry harassment under section 498a. 171 00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:13,292 There is no bail in 498a, and if the husband is found guilty... 172 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,250 - ...he goes straight to jail. - Mr. Supreme Court, you will lose. 173 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,250 We'll see who wins! 174 00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:22,834 Radha Reddy, victorious in the dowry harassment case, thanks to 498a. 175 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:26,375 The power of 498a has delivered justice to Radha Reddy... 176 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,250 ...who has been harassed in a dowry case. 177 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,792 Her husband Raja Reddy has been convicted for six years in prison. 178 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,709 Radha Reddy ma'am, your husband has got a six year jail term... 179 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,001 ...how does it feel? 180 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,167 I am very happy, thanks to 498a. 181 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,417 The honorable judge has sent my husband to jail... 182 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:43,500 ...ordered him to give me ten crores cash... 183 00:12:43,584 --> 00:12:46,334 ...a flat to live in and four lakhs monthly alimony. 184 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,042 Long live 498a. 185 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,209 Like you just saw... 186 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:55,125 You are wasting your time as a clerk Abdul Qadir... 187 00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:56,292 ...you should become an advocate. 188 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,125 You know the law better than these LLB lawyers... 189 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:01,709 Once again I will have to treat you to biryani. 190 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:02,959 Once again a winner! 191 00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:05,292 Qadir bhai...your judge has arrived. 192 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:06,918 Oh my God! 193 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,167 Good morning, sir... 194 00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:15,876 - Good morning... - Sorry, sir. 195 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:29,667 My foot is sprained, be careful... 196 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,584 Heel is too small... show me something else... 197 00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:36,125 Ma'am, I've shown you all the ladies' styles in the shop... 198 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:39,250 ...now I can only show you the gent's shoes, if you like. 199 00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:41,334 Why should I wear gent's shoes? 200 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,292 I don't like anything. I'm leaving. 201 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,292 Ok, no problem, ma'am. 202 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,834 You're welcome. Do come again. 203 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:54,292 I'm leaving this darn job now! 204 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,834 But you love shoes... 205 00:13:56,959 --> 00:14:00,751 I love shoes, but not stupid customers like that lady. 206 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,500 Relax! 207 00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:07,500 Look, your coffee-shop guy. 208 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:13,000 He's so handsome! 209 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,709 What's the use? 210 00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:18,334 We've been saying 'so handsome, so handsome' since a month. 211 00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,250 He doesn't even look here. 212 00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:26,292 We don't exist for cool dudes like him, poor sales girls like us. 213 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,876 Oh my God Gullu! He's coming this way... 214 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:55,751 Hi! Amjad...Amjad Baig. 215 00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:00,918 Gulrez Qadir. How can I help you?! 216 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,834 Am looking for a cool pair for my mum. 217 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,250 Repeat please. 218 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,083 I want to buy shoes... for my mother. 219 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:11,792 No, no... in English. Your accent is so yummy. 220 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:15,250 I am looking for a cool pair for my mum. 221 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,792 - American accent? - Yeah... 222 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,792 I've been watching you for a month. 223 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:29,083 And I've been waiting for you... 224 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,375 ...to have the courage to enter the shop. 225 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,918 I'm somewhat of a wimp. 226 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,250 So...your mom's size? 227 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:43,417 Yes, yes... 228 00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:49,709 Huh! 229 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,375 Cool...come! 230 00:15:57,375 --> 00:16:00,042 Where in America do you live? New York? 231 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,500 Jubilee Hills... the Hyderabad one. Born and brought up. 232 00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:05,292 So this American accent? 233 00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,500 I work for an American software company... 234 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:10,667 ...but I'm shifting to America in three months. 235 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,584 I've got admission in MBA. 236 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:15,083 - New York? - Kalamazoo. 237 00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,584 Oh, Kalamazoo. 238 00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:21,500 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan... 239 00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:23,834 Michigan's capital is Lansing. 240 00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:27,083 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan, Michigan's capital... 241 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,083 Michigan, the capital of Lansing. 242 00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:32,083 Lake Ontario to the west. East, Lake Erie. 243 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,792 South west is Ohio, capital Columbus... 244 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,250 ...in the south is Indiana, capital Indianapolis. 245 00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:40,542 And right in the center will be you, Kalamazoo! 246 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,083 Wow! 247 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,876 You're quite deep into USA huh? 248 00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:47,209 It was my dream to study shoe-designing in America. 249 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,584 But I became a shoe sales-girl here. 250 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:54,001 I wish we could both go. Actually, come with me! 251 00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:56,459 You will become a famous star-shoe designer. 252 00:16:56,834 --> 00:17:00,876 I will do your marketing... designer brand... Gullu, what say? 253 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,209 - "Soft, sublime, The scent is yours. - Let's go?" 254 00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,709 "I am blooming." 255 00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:13,292 "Soft, sublime, The scent is yours." 256 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,042 "I am blooming." 257 00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:17,834 "Sour, sweet, The words are yours." 258 00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:19,584 "I am chirping." 259 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:24,542 "You're an old longing, A new playfulness." 260 00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:28,751 "Make me believe Are you for real or not?" 261 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:33,083 "Oh my, my tongue is slipping." 262 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:37,751 "I have turned poetic!" 263 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:46,918 "I'm humming, I've turned romantic..." 264 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:51,417 "I have turned poetic!" 265 00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:12,459 "Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic..." 266 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,709 "The moon tricks me and walks away." 267 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,000 "It appears to me in the day." 268 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:27,375 "It picks new dreams for me..." 269 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:32,167 "It pulls me by the arm, The wind blows me away." 270 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,459 "It finds new ways for me." 271 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:40,959 "Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic..." 272 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:52,375 "You're an old habit, You're brand new trouble." 273 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,834 "Make me believe, Are you for real or not?" 274 00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:00,876 "Oh my, my tongue is slipping." 275 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:05,584 "I have turned poetic!" 276 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:15,001 "I'm humming, I've turned romantic..." 277 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:19,292 "I have turned poetic!" 278 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,626 Enough! 279 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,792 I'm hungry...let's eat kebabs? 280 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,083 I am a vegetarian. 281 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,667 Really? 282 00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,876 Everyone is turning vegetarian in America. 283 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,751 Amjad! What will we do? 284 00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:42,209 I love you, but I love Nalli, nahari... 285 00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:44,709 ...kebab, biryani, haleem also very much. 286 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,334 I'm a hard-core non! 287 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,542 So you eat. Yes, you can eat. 288 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,042 Who's stopping you? 289 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,751 All relationships are like that in America... 290 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,542 ...you do what you like, I'll do what I like. 291 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,709 I really love you! 292 00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:03,209 Remember this my friend...today I will eat only vegetarian with you. 293 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,375 Gullu... 294 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,083 Let's begin the gift ceremony. 295 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:16,125 Bride's mother will gift a brand new car... 296 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,709 Mummy, come on, mummy! 297 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:26,584 Thank you, amma. 298 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:31,000 Bride's uncle will gift two pure gold wrist watches... 299 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:34,083 One for the left hand, one for the right. 300 00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:39,584 Very nice dowry. On top of all the gifts... 301 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:42,709 I have given one crore cash dowry to Pooja's in laws. 302 00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:45,584 Pooja's husband is an IAS, that's his rate. 303 00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,375 Gullu! 304 00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:49,959 - Amju! - Hi! 305 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,209 The next presentation... 306 00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:57,709 Bride's aunt will gift a gold set. 307 00:20:57,751 --> 00:20:59,500 Give her a big hand! 308 00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:01,042 Please. 309 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:08,125 A mixer grinder and 32 inch LED TV from the bride's uncle in Dubai. 310 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,500 You turned out to be quite brave... coming here without an invitation. 311 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:12,876 I missed you! 312 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,959 I was too busy with the wedding... Pooja wouldn't let go of me... 313 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:19,083 Gullu! I missed you so much! 314 00:21:24,209 --> 00:21:26,250 Will you have a love marriage or arranged? 315 00:21:27,459 --> 00:21:30,334 My father will hang me from the fan if I have a love marriage. 316 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:31,667 You? 317 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:37,918 My Booji...should be okay. Hopefully. 318 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,375 Did you tell Booji about me? 319 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,918 No. Should I? 320 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,125 Should I convince my father to bring a proposal to your house? 321 00:21:48,626 --> 00:21:50,167 Are you proposing to me? 322 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,500 We've been together for more than a month. 323 00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:57,626 Okay! 324 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:14,459 We rejecting boys speaking English very badly... 325 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,667 For Gullu, only good English speaking. 326 00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:20,709 Amju-Gullu... Perfect coupling. 327 00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:27,042 You needn't worry about dowry, we don't want anything. 328 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,167 The love with which Amju has come... 329 00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,459 ...I mean all of you have come from Jubilee Hills... 330 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,918 ...you would obviously not bring the filth of dowry with you. 331 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:38,792 Send you daughter in one outfit, we'll be happy. 332 00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,918 We just need some help from you. 333 00:22:42,209 --> 00:22:44,292 Of course. What help? 334 00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:47,626 For his higher education. I told you... 335 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,125 Yes, Kalamazoo! 336 00:22:49,209 --> 00:22:51,334 What a robust name, Kalamazoo. 337 00:22:51,626 --> 00:22:53,125 So... what help can I offer you? 338 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:57,709 College tuition, travel expenses, living and food expenses... 339 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:01,167 ...not for him alone, for the bride as well. 340 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:04,250 After marriage, we won't force your daughter to stay with us. 341 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,834 She will also go with Amju. 342 00:23:07,709 --> 00:23:10,250 We are very open minded... 343 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:11,918 Very good... 344 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,417 Amju, I hear you're a vegetarian? 345 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:18,083 Here, the help list! 346 00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:20,626 Oh okay... 347 00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:24,792 It's just eight lakhs. 348 00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:26,542 Not eight, eighty. 349 00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:35,876 Eighty! - Please go through it. It's all accounted. 350 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:40,334 Every penny will be spent on them. Nothing on us. 351 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,876 You never said anything about this, Amju? 352 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:49,459 Have you spoken to Gulrez before this? 353 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,083 Yes... he's spoken to me, held my hand... 354 00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:53,792 Said I love you a hundred times. 355 00:23:53,876 --> 00:23:56,667 Ok... but the match is being made with our permission. 356 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:58,417 It is arranged. 357 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,334 Amju, how can you do this if you love me... 358 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,584 ...how can you ask for money? 359 00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,709 This is understood, dear. 360 00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:08,626 He will go to America, get educated, earn millions... 361 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,001 ...only you will enjoy the benefits. 362 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,167 We're just asking your father for some help... 363 00:24:13,209 --> 00:24:15,918 ...not asking him to build the Charminar! 364 00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:18,751 But you are educated, with an American accent... 365 00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:21,250 - ...going to do your MBA... - So? 366 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:26,001 Doctors, engineers, IAS, IPS, all ask for help. 367 00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:28,083 What's wrong with MBA? 368 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:31,584 Amju, I'm an ordinary sales-girl, where will I get eighty lakhs from? 369 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:34,751 But your father works at the court...high court! 370 00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:38,001 Yes, but I'm merely a clerk, not a lawyer. 371 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,626 My salary is only thirty thousand per month. 372 00:24:41,459 --> 00:24:45,584 I have some jewelry and cash for the dowry... 373 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:49,751 Hey, hey, who's asking for dowry... Help, help! 374 00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:53,417 Sorry help... I can help up to fifteen lakhs. 375 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,042 Fifteen? 376 00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:59,626 Nowadays even the note-books cost more in America... 377 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:03,751 There's a long line of people waiting to help my Amju. 378 00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:06,876 Not bits and pieces, full help. 379 00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:11,375 Amjad, you won't say anything? 380 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:18,250 Dad, my education will cost only sixty lakhs... 381 00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:19,709 ...why are you asking for eighty? 382 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,083 That's unfair. 383 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,042 Unfair? What's unfair? 384 00:25:24,209 --> 00:25:27,000 I pawned my jewelry to send you to an English medium school... 385 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:30,959 ...now you're misbehaving with us in fluent English! 386 00:25:32,334 --> 00:25:33,792 I'm Sorry... 387 00:25:36,751 --> 00:25:38,459 - Amju! - Gullu, my child! 388 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:40,792 What kind of misbehavior is this? 389 00:25:40,876 --> 00:25:42,167 You won't get anything here... 390 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:46,459 ...no burger, no hot-dog, no cold-drink, no help... Nothing. 391 00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:47,584 Get out of here... 392 00:25:47,667 --> 00:25:49,083 - Get out...out! - She's gone crazy! 393 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,129 Gullu, calm down... 394 00:25:50,329 --> 00:25:51,334 Leave! Just leave! 395 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,001 - I love you, Gullu. - I hate you, Amjad. 396 00:25:54,959 --> 00:25:57,250 Gullu, I want to go to Kalamazoo with you... 397 00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:59,209 ...climb the Statue of Liberty with you... 398 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,876 Go hang yourself... bloody vegetarian! 399 00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:05,626 - Gullu! Gullu! - Let's go! 400 00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:07,709 Mr. Abdul Qadir! This is not right! 401 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,542 Your daughter has made a very big mistake! A very big mistake! 402 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:13,334 Get lost... or I'll beat you to a pulp. 403 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:18,125 You want help? Here, take help...take help... 404 00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:15,042 Radha Reddy ma'am, your husband has been jailed for six years... 405 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,459 ...how does it feel? 406 00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:18,626 I am very happy, thanks to 498a... 407 00:27:18,709 --> 00:27:20,959 The honorable judge has sent my husband to jail... 408 00:27:21,001 --> 00:27:23,834 ...ordered him to give me ten crores cash... 409 00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:26,417 ...a flat to live in and four lakhs monthly alimony. 410 00:27:26,542 --> 00:27:28,459 Long live 498a. 411 00:27:57,167 --> 00:28:00,042 They cook the most delicious biryani... Amazing! 412 00:28:00,792 --> 00:28:02,459 Try this piece, it's very tasty... 413 00:28:02,584 --> 00:28:03,709 No, no... I'm done. 414 00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:05,125 With the baghaare baingan... 415 00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:06,292 Ok, fine. 416 00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:11,542 Only after giving anesthesia of my favorite food... 417 00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:15,209 ...from my favorite restaurant, will you perform surgery... 418 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:19,042 Out with it...what's up? 419 00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:24,001 Booji, I don't want to get married at all... 420 00:28:24,042 --> 00:28:28,709 ...whether it's a bilu flim cheapster or an American accent MBA. 421 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:31,918 Nobody values companionship, friendship, love, affection... 422 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,334 ...they're all just parasites. 423 00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:38,626 All boys are not like Gullu. 424 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:41,001 They are, Booji, you don't know! 425 00:28:48,042 --> 00:28:49,375 Have your cold-drink. 426 00:28:54,751 --> 00:28:58,125 Anyway, I have decided... I will fulfill my dreams. 427 00:28:58,167 --> 00:28:59,959 You and I are going to New York. 428 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,959 I will study fashion designing, I will be a famous shoe designer. 429 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,250 You just enjoy! 430 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:08,542 Come on, which bank will we rob? 431 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:15,751 We will put 498a, like Radha Reddy. 432 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:20,000 It's a law, not nail-polish! 433 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,918 We'll use the law. 434 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:27,626 First, we will change our name and appearance... 435 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:31,500 ...and post my photo and bio-data on a matrimonial site. 436 00:29:31,584 --> 00:29:34,000 Boys will line up to marry me. 437 00:29:34,584 --> 00:29:36,584 We will interview them... 438 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:41,083 ...and choose the most... 439 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:42,709 ...greedy scoundrel. 440 00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:44,292 I will marry him in a fake ceremony. 441 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:46,918 The next day we will use 498a... 442 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:51,500 ...and file a dowry harassment case against the groom and his family. 443 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:55,000 To avoid jail-time they will agree to an out of court settlement. 444 00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:58,792 We will then ask for eighty lakhs in cash! They will have to pay up. 445 00:29:58,834 --> 00:30:02,667 We will take that money and off to New York. 446 00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,542 Isn't it a great idea! 447 00:30:06,209 --> 00:30:10,334 You want to bribe me with dinner to pass this dangerous plan? 448 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,667 There's no danger, Booji! 449 00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:14,417 Shut up... just shut up! 450 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:19,125 Never speak of this stupid plan again! 451 00:30:19,209 --> 00:30:20,959 Let's go! You think you're too smart... trying to use 498a. 452 00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:22,709 Booji! 453 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:26,375 Hey, Idrees, clean table number seven. 454 00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:31,751 - Slalekum! - Walekum. 455 00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:33,001 My tea today! 456 00:30:39,001 --> 00:30:40,417 You're up very early. 457 00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:42,250 I was planning all night. 458 00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:48,584 We will change our name, dress, appearance and look for our target. 459 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:51,626 Not here, everyone knows us in Hyderabad. In some other city. 460 00:30:51,709 --> 00:30:53,042 Don't start again! 461 00:30:53,876 --> 00:30:54,959 Listen to the full plan at least... 462 00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:56,667 We will go fully prepared. 463 00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:59,000 I've found out the name of the guy who makes fake passports... 464 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:01,459 ...here in Laad Bazaar, he'll make it in two days. 465 00:31:01,584 --> 00:31:04,542 Don't worry, I will wear a veil while giving the photo and money. 466 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,375 - He won't recognize... - Stop it now! 467 00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:09,751 If Bilqees and Rukmani hear this, they will report you. 468 00:31:11,751 --> 00:31:13,959 We will have to buy hundred dirhams... 469 00:31:14,042 --> 00:31:16,334 ...we will photocopy those and make bundles. 470 00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:17,792 What? 471 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,083 We need cash for all this, so break the dowry deposit. 472 00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:23,167 It will finance the whole mission. 473 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,001 Where did you learn all this from? 474 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:25,876 The internet has everything... 475 00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:27,959 ...from child delivery to bomb making, all recipes. 476 00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:31,292 Anyway... One minute... Bhopal, Ahmedabad, Delhi, Lucknow. 477 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:33,209 - Where do you want to go? - Jail! 478 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:37,459 Tell me, Booji, I have to book the tickets. 479 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,500 Booji! The whole world asks for dowry! 480 00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:46,125 If I con some money out of a greedy dowry monger, what's the big deal? 481 00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:51,500 In India, one woman is killed for dowry every hour! 482 00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:53,125 I swear by Google... see for yourself. 483 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:01,918 Booji, we've been insulted a lot. 484 00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:03,959 Now we will avenge those insults. 485 00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,667 We will fulfill our dreams. 486 00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:09,250 Don't marry, if you don't want to. 487 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,209 If you want to study... study right here in India. 488 00:32:11,334 --> 00:32:13,918 We have fashion designing here too. 489 00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:17,959 I will only study in New York College. 490 00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:21,876 If you don't want to help, then don't. I will do everything myself. 491 00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:23,459 If you commit this crime, Gullu... 492 00:32:23,751 --> 00:32:26,876 I will report you myself and send you to jail. 493 00:32:26,918 --> 00:32:29,667 Ok, I will marry the "Bilu Flim" jerk tomorrow. 494 00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:31,417 He will make me watch them as well. 495 00:32:31,959 --> 00:32:32,792 Gullu, don't be stubborn... 496 00:32:32,876 --> 00:32:34,459 Who knows, he will make a blue film of me! 497 00:32:34,709 --> 00:32:35,959 Then you'll be happy? 498 00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:38,375 Gullu! Gullu! 499 00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:40,709 Gullu, won't you say Khuda Hafiz? 500 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,709 Ok don't, I won't either! 501 00:32:52,876 --> 00:32:54,417 Booji! Booji! 502 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,542 Did you get hurt? 503 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,167 What happened? 504 00:32:57,876 --> 00:32:58,709 Don't you know how to drive? 505 00:32:58,792 --> 00:32:59,959 - Sorry, I blew the horn... - What happened? 506 00:33:00,042 --> 00:33:01,959 - But he didn't hear, madam... - I'm alright, it's just a scratch. 507 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,167 I'm fine, I'm fine. 508 00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:05,626 Let it be...come let's go. 509 00:33:06,209 --> 00:33:07,209 I should call Mohan Rao. 510 00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:08,250 - Let it be now... - Should we call an ambulance? 511 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:10,334 No, thank you so much. Thank you. 512 00:33:11,751 --> 00:33:13,167 Sir, please listen to me. 513 00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:17,459 Sir, my father has had an accident, how can I leave him alone? 514 00:33:19,626 --> 00:33:22,292 It's an emergency leave, sir. 515 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:27,209 Fine, fire me if you like, but I can't come today. 516 00:33:27,459 --> 00:33:30,125 Fine. Idiot! 517 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:33,918 Come on, don't fuss. 518 00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:40,751 Gullu... If I had been crushed... you, on your own...? 519 00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:45,500 Why are you scared? Nothing will happen to you. 520 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:49,250 I won't trouble you again... Sorry! 521 00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:50,959 Why should you be sorry? 522 00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:56,459 Before something really happens to me, we will fulfill your dream. 523 00:33:56,792 --> 00:33:58,417 Come on, let's go to New York. 524 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,626 - No, Booji, no... - Yes! 525 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:07,626 If the whole world is feeding off dishonesty... 526 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,292 ...why should we starve by being honest? 527 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,709 I couldn't become a lawyer... 528 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:16,209 ...but you will definitely become a fashion designer. 529 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:20,584 So what's the plan, where will we go to trap our prey? 530 00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:27,375 Bhopal, Ahmedabad, Lucknow, Delhi? 531 00:34:27,626 --> 00:34:30,125 - Lucknow. - Good choice partner. 532 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:32,375 The food is great in Lucknow. 533 00:35:15,584 --> 00:35:17,167 Daddy... stop scratching. 534 00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:20,417 My beard itches... more so when I'm nervous! 535 00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:24,250 Then scratch stylishly... like this! 536 00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:30,500 Good morning, sir. 537 00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:33,500 - Daddy, what are you doing? - I'm sorry! 538 00:35:35,209 --> 00:35:36,500 I'm sorry! 539 00:35:38,584 --> 00:35:41,167 Sir, my payment? 540 00:35:43,001 --> 00:35:44,542 One... 541 00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:46,250 - Two... - Excuse me? 542 00:35:47,417 --> 00:35:48,709 I'm sorry! 543 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:06,459 Sorry! 544 00:36:06,542 --> 00:36:08,083 What are you doing? 545 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:10,792 Keep your hand here. 546 00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:18,584 Daddy... 547 00:36:30,459 --> 00:36:31,626 Welcome, sir! 548 00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:35,209 - Namaste, ma'am! - Welcome, sir! 549 00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:36,542 Namaste, sir! 550 00:36:36,918 --> 00:36:38,292 Thank you. 551 00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,083 One big size soot please. 552 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,834 Sorry? 553 00:36:46,042 --> 00:36:48,375 One king size suite please. 554 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,876 - Suite. - Sure... your names please. 555 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,500 Abdul Qad... 556 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,417 Habibullah, Sania Habibullah. 557 00:36:57,834 --> 00:36:58,834 Shahriyar Habibullah. 558 00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:00,751 Ma'am, your photo Id's please. 559 00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,959 - Done? - Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 560 00:37:10,042 --> 00:37:11,876 Thank you so much. 561 00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:14,918 Habibullah... Habibullah... Habibullah. 562 00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:16,709 What's your name? My name is Shahriyar Habibullah. 563 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,292 What's your name? 564 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,250 This can't be our room... 565 00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:28,292 - Daddy! - No, sir, this is your room. 566 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,209 - Sure? - Yes, sir! 567 00:38:09,209 --> 00:38:11,584 Good day, sir. Good day, ma'am. 568 00:38:11,626 --> 00:38:13,292 - Good day... - Good day... 569 00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:17,584 Oh! 570 00:38:17,959 --> 00:38:19,292 Yes. 571 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:25,876 Thank you, ma'am. Have a nice day! 572 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,125 Get up, why are you sitting? 573 00:38:30,417 --> 00:38:32,042 I'm practicing to be Habibullah. 574 00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:34,417 Done... come now, there is a lot to do... 575 00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:50,542 Here, your phone is ready. 576 00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:53,626 - Should I call Ismail Qureshi? - Yes, Ismail Qureshi! 577 00:39:00,876 --> 00:39:03,584 Hello Slalekum, this is Abdul Qadir speaking! 578 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:04,709 Shahriyar Habibullah! 579 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:06,626 Habibullah Habibullah Shahriyar Habibullah! 580 00:39:06,751 --> 00:39:10,959 - Who is this darn Habibullah? - Ok relax, relax, relax... relax. 581 00:39:11,334 --> 00:39:14,792 Shahriyar Habibullah, Shahriyar Habibullah. 582 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:19,667 Hello, yes, Slalekum... This is Shahriyar Habibullah speaking. 583 00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:23,876 No, not from Dubai, we're in Lucknow right now. 584 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,667 Are you Ismail Qureshi? 585 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:30,459 You had put your bio-data on the matrimonial website. 586 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:33,292 Yes, I want to fix the time of appointment. 587 00:39:33,626 --> 00:39:37,584 Please come at ten... 588 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,918 ...no, no, not at night, ten in the morning. 589 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,083 Yes, Khuda Hafiz. 590 00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:46,542 - Done! - Done. Easy? 591 00:39:46,834 --> 00:39:48,334 - Now you'll make the next call? - Yes. 592 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,083 This is Shahriyar Habibullah speaking. 593 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:51,709 Yes! Yes! 594 00:39:51,751 --> 00:39:54,584 This is Shahriyar Habibullah... 595 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:57,083 ...to fix the marriage-interview appointment... 596 00:39:57,751 --> 00:39:59,125 ...please come at twelve. 597 00:39:59,542 --> 00:40:01,292 Obviously, you will come with your son... 598 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:03,751 Mr. Babbar Khan, this is Shahriyar Habibullah. 599 00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:06,209 I've called to give you your time slot... 600 00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:09,542 ...four thirty at the Jahanpanah 'soot' 601 00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:12,209 - ...no don't wear a suit. - Suite, Booji, suite. 602 00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:13,918 Please come to the Jahanpanah suite. 603 00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:16,709 If you're busy, we're busier! 604 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,417 We can't wait a week for you. 605 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,250 No, Mr. Abbas, you listen to me... 606 00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:27,001 ...come at 7pm tomorrow or else, goodbye! 607 00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:29,751 Does the bride's family ever take a proposal to the groom's house? 608 00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:32,959 Your appointment is for seven-thirty. 609 00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:37,167 You can come at seven-fifteen and ask anyone in the lobby. 610 00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:40,375 "I want to see Shahriyar Habibullah from Dubai." 611 00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:42,709 Our room is called the Jahapanah suite! 612 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:46,209 From Haidari Kebab, Tariq Haider aka Taru. 613 00:40:46,292 --> 00:40:51,459 Great, now even cooks are looking for brides on matrimonial sites. 614 00:40:51,626 --> 00:40:55,667 Who knows this kebab might get slaughtered himself. 615 00:40:56,584 --> 00:41:01,209 Hello... Shahriyar Habibullah speaking, is this Tariq Haider? 616 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,250 Ok, his father? 617 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:08,834 Please note the time, tomorrow 8 pm. 618 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:11,751 Khuda Hafiz! Ok, next... 619 00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:14,250 All done. 620 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,459 The entire day has gone into making calls. 621 00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:20,626 I'm terribly hungry. Where's the menu? 622 00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:24,834 Lentil Rs.250! Curry RS.500! 623 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,375 Flatbread Rs.75! 624 00:41:28,334 --> 00:41:30,459 Is their barbecue studded with diamonds? 625 00:41:30,584 --> 00:41:33,209 It's a five-star, Booji, so the rates are also five-star. 626 00:41:33,292 --> 00:41:35,626 No! I don't like this waste of money. 627 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:40,209 See this...lentil is 50, vegetarian curry 75... 628 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,834 ...kofta 50 and flatbread only 20. 629 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,167 This is Haidari Kebab, the one that belongs to Tariq Haider! 630 00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,334 Here, Haidari Kebab has arrived. 631 00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:01,209 Tariq bhai, table for five of us! 632 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,209 How much longer, Tariq? 633 00:42:03,292 --> 00:42:04,459 Half an hour is up, Tariq bhai... 634 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,834 Wait! Wait! Everyone will get a table... 635 00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:10,959 Ok, next number...Julie! 636 00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:13,334 - Julie! - Yes, we here...we here! 637 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:15,667 - Come, come, come... you hungry? - Yes. 638 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:18,751 Tariq! I am waiting for an hour... 639 00:42:18,876 --> 00:42:20,542 ...but you are giving entry to the "white" dames. 640 00:42:20,626 --> 00:42:23,083 Mr. Chaudhary, they will eat fast, feel good... 641 00:42:23,209 --> 00:42:24,876 ...and then burp praises of Haidari Kebab on Facebook... 642 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,542 - ...the whole world will listen... - Okay, okay. 643 00:42:26,626 --> 00:42:27,417 Hang on for a few minutes... 644 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,125 ...till then wash down a seekh with cold-drinks... 645 00:42:29,209 --> 00:42:31,375 Ok, ok...hurry up. - Mateen, four seekh plates for Mr. Chaudhary... 646 00:42:31,459 --> 00:42:33,001 - I'll just get it, Taru bhai - What is this, Tariq? 647 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,959 - I've been waiting a long time... - You're next...almost there... 648 00:42:35,042 --> 00:42:37,667 Ateeq, menu here... think of the order till then... 649 00:42:37,918 --> 00:42:40,417 - Ok, madam, come... - Yes. 650 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,876 - You US? - No... - America, England? 651 00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:46,626 No, I am from Germany... 652 00:42:46,709 --> 00:42:49,334 Oh ho...Germany... Germany football... 653 00:42:49,417 --> 00:42:52,000 So delicious... so delicious... like Haidari Kebab... 654 00:42:52,709 --> 00:42:53,792 My friend is from England. 655 00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:56,834 Oh...England Queen... Queen also very delicious... 656 00:42:57,459 --> 00:43:00,042 - Ok, madams, here is your table. - Yes... Thank you. 657 00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:04,667 Okay. So what's the special? 658 00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:06,792 - Special. - Yup. - Okay. 659 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:08,709 This is special, this is special... 660 00:43:08,876 --> 00:43:10,042 ...all is special no ordinary... 661 00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:13,876 I order? Cheap and best... 662 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:15,626 - Okay? - Okay? 663 00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:17,584 - Hey, Mateen... - Yes, Taru Bhai. 664 00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,334 Two plates kebab, two sheekhs, two meat balls, two koftas... 665 00:43:19,459 --> 00:43:21,626 ...four flatbreads at table number sixteen... Two kheers, two kulfis... 666 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,167 I'll just get it, brother. 667 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:27,542 Ok...what about Julab Gamun? 668 00:43:27,626 --> 00:43:31,918 Julaab Gamun! Oh my... Gulab Jamun... 669 00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:34,042 - Hey, Mateen. - Yes, Taru bhai... 670 00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:35,459 Two gulab jamuns as well. 671 00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:37,375 Right away, with sugar syrup. 672 00:43:39,209 --> 00:43:41,042 Sania Habibullah? 673 00:43:41,959 --> 00:43:44,834 Father-in-law... Shahriyar Habibullah! 674 00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:48,167 - Coming. - My God he is so yummy... 675 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,292 When did you arrive? 676 00:43:51,542 --> 00:43:52,751 Didn't recognize me? 677 00:43:53,001 --> 00:43:54,959 My portrait is posted on the matrimonial site... 678 00:43:55,459 --> 00:43:57,001 I have an appointment with you tomorrow... 679 00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:58,334 - Hey, Mateen. - Yes, bhai? 680 00:43:58,417 --> 00:43:59,834 Special firni here... 681 00:44:01,167 --> 00:44:02,751 You haven't paid, have you? 682 00:44:03,459 --> 00:44:05,292 Hey, Mateen, have you taken their payment? 683 00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:06,584 Yes, I have... 684 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:08,751 Dimwit, can't you see who they are? 685 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:10,584 Are you trying to insult us by taking money from them? 686 00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:14,125 - Go get the money back... - Allow us to pay the bill... 687 00:44:14,334 --> 00:44:17,042 Why will you pay, you're my father-in-law, uncle! 688 00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:19,792 That will be decided tomorrow... after the interview. 689 00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:22,042 For now, we will pay. Let's go, daddy! 690 00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:23,834 Khuda Hafiz. We'll meet tomorrow. 691 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,834 Look now, myself Big Boss...Haidari Kebab. 692 00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:30,292 I will decide who pays here and who doesn't. 693 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,751 We ate, we decide. 694 00:44:36,167 --> 00:44:38,417 Sania... he is saying so lovingly, so we should relent. 695 00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:40,834 Love?! This is hooliganism! 696 00:44:41,876 --> 00:44:43,500 Is your daughter so uptight about everything? 697 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:47,125 Excuse me! I am not uptight! 698 00:44:49,959 --> 00:44:52,209 Here's the money... including tip... 699 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,751 ...we're going, the bill is settled. 700 00:44:55,792 --> 00:44:57,626 But the heart is not settled, madam. 701 00:44:58,167 --> 00:44:59,417 Please take this money, or else... 702 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,500 Or else? 703 00:45:01,292 --> 00:45:02,584 Or else, what? 704 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:06,709 Arm-wrestle with me... winner pays the bill. 705 00:45:06,751 --> 00:45:07,918 We're leaving... Come on. 706 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:10,292 Okay, let's see what you got. 707 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,667 No, Sania... 708 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:15,709 It was a joke, madam. You're a very serious number. 709 00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,584 Was the curry too spicy? 710 00:45:17,626 --> 00:45:19,459 - Mateen, get madam a cold drink. - Right away! 711 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,167 Don't create a scene, Sania... 712 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,918 We can't let him insult us like this. 713 00:45:23,375 --> 00:45:25,042 Swear on kebab... no insulting, madam... 714 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,542 Shut up and start. 715 00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:30,167 Cheers for Taru bhai! 716 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,459 Cheers for Taru bhai! 717 00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:32,751 Cheers for Taru bhai! 718 00:45:32,834 --> 00:45:34,001 Cheers for Taru bhai! 719 00:45:34,042 --> 00:45:35,334 Cheers for Taru bhai! 720 00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:36,834 Cheers for Taru bhai! 721 00:45:38,626 --> 00:45:40,500 Hey...you didn't even say ready, steady, go... 722 00:45:40,584 --> 00:45:43,083 Oh, you weren't ready, Mr. Macho? I am always ready. 723 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,125 - Sorry better luck next time. - Come on now. 724 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:49,042 Actually... for you, there will be no next time. 725 00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:53,500 Your interview... cancelled. Your appoint... cancelled. 726 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,334 - Got it! Cancelled! - Yes, yes, it's cancelled... 727 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:58,083 But what have I done, madam? 728 00:45:58,667 --> 00:46:00,459 Just a little welcoming. 729 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,417 In Lucknow, we treat a guest like God. 730 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,626 Chauffer. 731 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,667 Anyway I am not dying for an appointment with you... 732 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,042 I am busy with appointments from morning to night. 733 00:46:17,334 --> 00:46:21,042 - And, Taru bhai, all well? - Here you go... 734 00:46:24,792 --> 00:46:26,000 All well? 735 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,626 Tuck your shirt in at least... 736 00:46:28,709 --> 00:46:31,250 - It's a style, papa... - Save this style for home. 737 00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:34,083 Mr. Tiwari... 738 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,083 - How are you? - How are you, sir? - All good. 739 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:38,292 Which room is Sania Habibullah staying in? 740 00:46:38,876 --> 00:46:40,459 Jahapanah suite... 741 00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:41,959 Oh! Suite! 742 00:46:42,876 --> 00:46:43,959 Ateeq, Mateen... 743 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 - Yes, Taru Bhai. - Come on, pick up the artillery. 744 00:46:46,042 --> 00:46:47,000 Come! 745 00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:57,167 Mr. Abbas and family. 746 00:47:01,042 --> 00:47:05,083 Brothers! 747 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:09,542 Aren't we all brothers? 748 00:47:09,667 --> 00:47:13,250 Hungry and thirsty... how long have you been waiting? 749 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,334 And now it's lunch-time. 750 00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:17,459 So on behalf of Haidari Kebab, banish hunger... 751 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,500 ...enjoy our kebabs, brothers! 752 00:47:20,042 --> 00:47:21,334 Twenty lakhs! 753 00:47:23,792 --> 00:47:24,709 Twenty lakhs? 754 00:47:24,751 --> 00:47:29,083 Ok, nineteen lakhs... but not a penny less. 755 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,584 Colonel Abbas... 756 00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:32,542 Major Abbas... 757 00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:34,042 Madam... 758 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,792 Thank you very much! 759 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,334 So the marriage is fixed! 760 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:42,792 We have 300 grocery stores in Dubai. 500 taxis. 761 00:47:42,959 --> 00:47:44,918 5000 employees work under us. 762 00:47:45,042 --> 00:47:48,876 Habibullah Group of Companies' annual turnover is 200 crores... 763 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,417 ...and you're insulting us by asking for mere 20 lakhs! 764 00:47:52,459 --> 00:47:54,626 - How dare you? - Please get out! - Come on, son... 765 00:47:54,709 --> 00:47:56,334 - How dare they ask for only 20 lakhs? - Come on...we've been insulted enough! 766 00:47:56,417 --> 00:47:58,167 Are we mad that we'll accept your proposal? 767 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,375 How dare you insult us? Come on, get out. 768 00:48:01,417 --> 00:48:03,292 Out. Get out from here. 769 00:48:03,334 --> 00:48:04,834 I said out. 770 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,250 What are you doing... you're over-acting. 771 00:48:08,334 --> 00:48:09,792 What over-acting... 772 00:48:09,918 --> 00:48:14,334 Father is a Colonel, son's a Major! My heart was pounding with fear. 773 00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:16,125 How did a Colonel get here? 774 00:48:16,167 --> 00:48:19,001 I had made sure no IPS or IAS officer... 775 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:20,584 ...no police, no army man comes in... 776 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:22,042 I had checked... 777 00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:26,083 But you did well...very well. What authority! 778 00:48:26,667 --> 00:48:28,167 - Was it good? - Yes... 779 00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:30,626 Let's call the next one then? 780 00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:32,209 Wait, let me just check the camera... 781 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,959 I'm really enjoying being a millionaire... 782 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,375 Until now, we used to be scared of the boys' families... 783 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:45,584 ...now they are wetting their pants because of us. 784 00:48:47,751 --> 00:48:49,918 Come, who's the next candidate? 785 00:48:50,334 --> 00:48:51,834 Come on in...we'll make you wet your pants... 786 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,709 Father-in-law uncle! 787 00:48:54,792 --> 00:48:55,918 You can't barge in like this! 788 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,542 - May I come in? - Meaning? 789 00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,500 Myself Tariq Haidar... 790 00:48:59,792 --> 00:49:02,167 You cannot come in. Your appointment was cancelled. 791 00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:04,626 - Out. - I haven't come for the appointment, madam. 792 00:49:04,709 --> 00:49:05,792 So then? 793 00:49:07,459 --> 00:49:09,667 For you, with my own hands. 794 00:49:10,167 --> 00:49:13,334 Excuse me... We don't want to talk to you about anything. 795 00:49:13,459 --> 00:49:15,209 Have you forgotten yesterday's defeat? 796 00:49:18,209 --> 00:49:20,918 You gate crasher, I'll send you to jail. 797 00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:22,959 Uncle... 798 00:49:25,626 --> 00:49:29,792 Hello, reception... Yes, there is a man...here... 799 00:49:56,292 --> 00:49:59,500 My great-great-grand-father used to say... 800 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:02,918 ...don't ever break the customer's heart... 801 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:07,626 To mend hearts... here are kebabs made from his recipe. 802 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:12,751 I've come only to serve these kebabs... 803 00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:16,792 There's biryani, bread, curry, firni... 804 00:50:16,876 --> 00:50:18,292 ...and papa-mummy as well outside. 805 00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:22,083 Want to eat? 806 00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:24,125 Want to meet? 807 00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:37,292 - This one, give me this piece. - This one. 808 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:44,250 - It's very good... - Where's your fork? 809 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,959 Daddy, pick up your fork... 810 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:01,250 - Shahi Tukda. - Thank you! 811 00:51:02,209 --> 00:51:03,709 Hmmm...yummm... 812 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:06,500 By Allah's grace we have Everything, Mr. Habibullah. 813 00:51:07,001 --> 00:51:10,000 But we have to consider our traditions, customs... 814 00:51:10,042 --> 00:51:11,709 ...community, society... 815 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,792 Mr. Haidari... speak openly. 816 00:51:13,876 --> 00:51:16,459 - Sania, noting! - Yes, noting! - Noting! 817 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,500 Will you please put the tiffin-box down... 818 00:51:23,584 --> 00:51:25,459 ...aunt's face is getting blocked. 819 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:32,083 - Anything else? - No... thank you so much! 820 00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:36,167 What can I say, Mr. Habibullah, I'm sure you understand. 821 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,459 Fridge double door... 822 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,709 ...washing machine front loading, 823 00:51:41,042 --> 00:51:42,876 AC split AC... 824 00:51:43,459 --> 00:51:46,167 ...such everyday items are given. 825 00:51:48,083 --> 00:51:49,417 Yes jewelry... 826 00:51:49,459 --> 00:51:54,125 Two gold sets, two silver sets and one diamond set will do... 827 00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:57,834 And one car... that is compulsory nowadays. 828 00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,542 A Skoda will do. 829 00:52:01,584 --> 00:52:02,834 Anything else? 830 00:52:02,876 --> 00:52:04,459 - And... - That's all. 831 00:52:06,918 --> 00:52:08,417 Sania, total? 832 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:12,375 - Um... forty two lakhs. - Only forty two lakhs? 833 00:52:12,542 --> 00:52:15,000 Round figure, make it forty. 834 00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:27,792 Three lakhs, forty thousand dirhams... 835 00:52:28,459 --> 00:52:30,876 ...you can convert it and get whatever you want. 836 00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:34,209 By today's conversion rate, its approximately forty lakhs. 837 00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:36,000 Approximately forty lakhs. 838 00:52:37,334 --> 00:52:40,417 Now the girl's demands. 839 00:52:40,459 --> 00:52:44,918 Of course, today girls are walking chest to chest with boys. 840 00:52:44,959 --> 00:52:46,626 Shoulder to shoulder, papa. 841 00:52:46,709 --> 00:52:49,042 Yes, I meant shoulder to shoulder... 842 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:52,626 Our country's Prime Minister was a woman... 843 00:52:52,667 --> 00:52:53,959 ...even our President was a woman... 844 00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,542 The wedding will be in two days. 845 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,417 Two days? 846 00:52:57,876 --> 00:53:01,918 My heart is eighty percent blocked... it can fail anytime. 847 00:53:02,292 --> 00:53:04,709 I want to settle my daughter at the earliest. 848 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,959 Invitation cards, fancy clothes, relatives... all waste of money. 849 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,542 Waste is a sin... 850 00:53:10,584 --> 00:53:12,500 It will be a simple wedding, right here in this room... 851 00:53:12,584 --> 00:53:14,209 ...bride, groom, you and I. 852 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:16,959 The bride and groom will solemnize the wedding themselves... 853 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:20,626 ...according to Islam, there's no need for a priest... 854 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:22,001 ...only two witnesses are needed. 855 00:53:22,292 --> 00:53:25,667 If you accept my conditions, then it's a deal. If not, you can leave. 856 00:53:25,751 --> 00:53:26,792 There are others waiting outside. 857 00:53:26,876 --> 00:53:28,834 - But... - We accept! 858 00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:30,876 We accept all your conditions. 859 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,751 - Day after tomorrow, wedding. - One minute. 860 00:53:35,292 --> 00:53:37,250 Simple wedding... like! 861 00:53:37,334 --> 00:53:38,417 Okay. 862 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:41,001 Bride and groom solemnize the wedding themselves...like that too! 863 00:53:41,075 --> 00:53:41,918 Okay. 864 00:53:42,042 --> 00:53:45,125 But make her my wife... without knowing her...not like! 865 00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:47,375 - Meaning? - I need three days... with your daughter. 866 00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:48,459 Are you crazy? 867 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:52,042 - What are you saying? - Have you lost your mind? 868 00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:53,125 One minute please. 869 00:53:53,334 --> 00:53:56,292 We can all see Sania Habibullah is very beautiful. 870 00:53:56,876 --> 00:53:59,709 But beauty alone is not everything. I too am a beauty! 871 00:54:00,209 --> 00:54:03,459 She's uptight, she's feisty... that's all I know about her. 872 00:54:03,584 --> 00:54:05,876 She knows nothing about me either. 873 00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:10,959 To become life-partners we have to go beyond beauty. 874 00:54:12,334 --> 00:54:15,918 Let's see if we can tolerate each other for three days. 875 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:19,876 If we are to get along, we will in three days... 876 00:54:20,042 --> 00:54:22,542 If we do get along we will get married, or else bye-bye... 877 00:54:23,417 --> 00:54:24,584 Do you agree? 878 00:54:24,751 --> 00:54:26,083 Do not agree! 879 00:54:26,209 --> 00:54:28,001 We're giving forty lakhs in dowry... 880 00:54:28,042 --> 00:54:29,709 ...that's all you need to know about me. 881 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,417 If you want to marry me, you will have to accept my conditions too. 882 00:54:32,459 --> 00:54:34,792 No way. As per our customs, boys and girls... 883 00:54:34,876 --> 00:54:36,751 ...don't roam around openly before marriage. 884 00:54:36,834 --> 00:54:39,042 Then let's meet behind closed doors... 885 00:54:39,125 --> 00:54:41,751 - How dare you, Tariq Haidar? - Joke, madam, joke! 886 00:54:42,584 --> 00:54:43,792 In any case, day after is Holi. 887 00:54:43,876 --> 00:54:46,459 On Holi everyone plays Holi here, nobody gets married. 888 00:54:46,542 --> 00:54:48,709 Day after that is Saturday, very busy day. 889 00:54:49,292 --> 00:54:50,584 If the wedding can't happen till Sunday... 890 00:54:50,709 --> 00:54:52,209 ...why not spend the three days with me. 891 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:56,209 No... This spending time business is not possible. 892 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,542 Not possible! 893 00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:02,042 Ok, we'll take my cousin sister Fareeda for safety... My safety... 894 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,667 No, thank you very much. Goodbye. 895 00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,083 Ok, goodbye! Thank you very much. 896 00:55:13,334 --> 00:55:15,000 Come on, papa-mummy. Let's go. 897 00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:16,959 Listen, Tariq, you're making a big mistake. 898 00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:19,459 - We'll talk in the car. - Why don't you explain to him... 899 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:21,876 He's always stubborn... never listens to others... 900 00:55:21,959 --> 00:55:23,001 Yes, please leave... 901 00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:25,584 ...far better boys than your son are lined up outside. 902 00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:28,626 - Oh really? Khuda Hafiz! - Khuda Hafiz! 903 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:30,167 Khuda Hafiz! 904 00:55:34,626 --> 00:55:37,500 On the right...the yellow house is of candidate number 12. 905 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,667 What tall claims he was making... 906 00:55:40,167 --> 00:55:42,500 ...that all of Lucknow eats eggs from his poultry... 907 00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:46,209 One who lives in this ruin will never have the settlement money. 908 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:49,959 - Cut his name... - That's why I wanted to see for myself... 909 00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:51,500 ...the financial status of the candidates... 910 00:55:51,584 --> 00:55:52,918 ...before choosing the prey. 911 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,751 How do we know who's lying, can't trust anyone... 912 00:55:58,792 --> 00:56:00,001 Wait, wait... 913 00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:04,417 Tariq Haidar's house. What an amazing mansion. 914 00:56:04,459 --> 00:56:05,709 It is... 915 00:56:07,709 --> 00:56:09,042 They have three cars! 916 00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:13,459 Yes! That red one is too sexy, Booji. 917 00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:16,083 - It's too amazing - Yes, sorry. 918 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:17,292 One thing is clear... 919 00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:21,542 A court case will damage their reputation the most. 920 00:56:21,876 --> 00:56:23,001 They are wealthy too. 921 00:56:23,167 --> 00:56:26,083 They will be able to immediately pay the cash we demand. What say? 922 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:27,918 All that is fine... 923 00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:29,959 ...but I will have to roam around Lucknow for three days... 924 00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:31,542 ...with that kebabster Tariq! 925 00:56:31,626 --> 00:56:33,125 And what if he says no after three days? 926 00:56:33,292 --> 00:56:37,667 We won't let him... I'll play negative, you play positive. 927 00:56:37,751 --> 00:56:41,542 Meaning? - Meaning... I will bad mouth everything he does... 928 00:56:41,584 --> 00:56:43,083 ...but you praise him. 929 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,918 He will surely end up liking you. 930 00:56:47,459 --> 00:56:48,792 Yes. 931 00:56:49,834 --> 00:56:52,883 Her father was ready, your parents were ready... 932 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:55,751 ...even the dowry was enough to keep our head held high. 933 00:56:55,876 --> 00:56:58,334 What was the need to put these stupid conditions, Taru? 934 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,667 If she likes me even a little bit, she will agree. 935 00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:04,083 And if she doesn't? You're getting old... 936 00:57:04,167 --> 00:57:05,250 When will he marry? 937 00:57:05,626 --> 00:57:07,667 I will marry the one who loves me at least a little bit... 938 00:57:07,751 --> 00:57:09,250 ...if not a whole lot. 939 00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:11,042 No chance of you finding someone who will love you. 940 00:57:11,125 --> 00:57:13,292 Wherever you go, you put these conditions. 941 00:57:13,334 --> 00:57:16,626 Or tell us where we can find you a fairy queen... 942 00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:18,417 ...we'll go and get her... 943 00:57:26,334 --> 00:57:28,692 So, Taru, did she accept your condition? 944 00:57:28,892 --> 00:57:31,250 She will accept, Mr. Chaudhary, she will. 945 00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:33,167 Did she call? 946 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:34,500 She will, Nanhe miyan... 947 00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:36,292 If she doesn't call, what will you do, Taru bhai? 948 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,083 Then where will you get a moon-like bride for yourself? 949 00:57:54,834 --> 00:57:56,125 "I want not the moon." 950 00:57:57,167 --> 00:57:58,375 "Nor the night bird." 951 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:03,626 "Nor a slice of sky." 952 00:58:04,334 --> 00:58:05,500 "I want not the light." 953 00:58:06,542 --> 00:58:07,667 "Nor a fairy." 954 00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:13,083 "Nor a fairy-face." 955 00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:14,375 "She who walks with me." 956 00:58:14,459 --> 00:58:15,584 "She who tastes with me." 957 00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,876 "Each joy and each sweet sorrow." 958 00:58:17,918 --> 00:58:19,042 "I'll wake her from her dreams..." 959 00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:20,209 "In my arms I'll make her sleep." 960 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,334 "I'll pamper her." 961 00:58:21,417 --> 00:58:23,083 "I'll feed her all my life." 962 00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:27,876 "The heart has laid out a buffet." 963 00:58:29,334 --> 00:58:34,250 "The heart has laid out a buffet it's the feast of love." 964 00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,500 "If you accept the invitation, please do come my love." 965 00:58:41,584 --> 00:58:43,500 "It's the feast of love." 966 00:58:48,709 --> 00:58:51,000 "The heart has laid out a buffet." 967 00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:27,667 "I have laid out a carpet "of clouds for you..." 968 00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:32,626 "I have decked out trays of stars for you..." 969 00:59:32,876 --> 00:59:37,292 "Why did you trouble the moon and stars for me?" 970 00:59:37,584 --> 00:59:41,500 "Wherever I go sunshine follows me." 971 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,167 "Your words are sugary sweet..." 972 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:51,292 "What about your feast? Is it sweet as your words?" 973 00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:55,876 "If you come, my bland party will turn delicious." 974 00:59:55,959 --> 01:00:00,542 "If your party is bland, why should I come?" 975 01:00:00,584 --> 01:00:02,000 "If you tell me to..." 976 01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:05,792 "I will fire all the dishes with the warmth of my heart..." 977 01:00:06,876 --> 01:00:09,167 "The heart has laid out a buffet." 978 01:00:11,542 --> 01:00:15,918 "The heart has laid out a buffet, it is the feast of love." 979 01:00:20,834 --> 01:00:23,001 "If you accept the invitation, please do come my love." 980 01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:25,250 "It is the feast of love." 981 01:00:39,334 --> 01:00:43,792 "Feast of love, It's the feast of love." 982 01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:53,209 "Love mixed in the drinks for the feast of love." 983 01:00:53,292 --> 01:00:57,667 "That's adulteration in the feast of love." 984 01:00:57,709 --> 01:01:02,292 "Only the fortunate get invited to the feast of love." 985 01:01:02,375 --> 01:01:07,209 "Who has the time to waste, on the feast of love?" 986 01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:09,542 "Don't dismiss, just taste." 987 01:01:09,626 --> 01:01:11,667 "Don't hyper-ventilate." 988 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:13,959 "Let's get connected." 989 01:01:14,042 --> 01:01:16,167 "Let's think about it" 990 01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:18,626 "Not with thought, nor with tact." 991 01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:21,626 "I've invited you with my heart." 992 01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:31,959 "Ok then...I accept..." 993 01:01:34,292 --> 01:01:38,918 "I accept your feast of love." 994 01:01:38,959 --> 01:01:43,250 "Yes, sir, I agree to your feast of love." 995 01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:04,042 "It's the feast of love..." 996 01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:07,459 "It's the feast of love..." 997 01:02:07,542 --> 01:02:11,417 "It's the feast of love..." 998 01:02:11,876 --> 01:02:15,167 "It's love, it's love, the feast of love..." 999 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:19,250 "It's the feast of love..." 1000 01:02:19,292 --> 01:02:20,500 "It's love!" 1001 01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:24,083 Come on, Farru. 1002 01:02:28,918 --> 01:02:31,626 Remember, you positive, me negative. 1003 01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:35,792 Slalekum! Hope you slept peacefully last night. 1004 01:02:35,876 --> 01:02:38,792 No peace at all... your hotels are rubbish... 1005 01:02:38,834 --> 01:02:39,626 Our Dubai has the best... 1006 01:02:39,667 --> 01:02:42,751 Oh, daddy, their hotels are fine too. 1007 01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:46,667 Hello, Fareeda. You've come to take us sight-seeing? 1008 01:02:46,751 --> 01:02:48,751 I have no interest in being a third wheel! 1009 01:02:48,876 --> 01:02:52,209 But, Taru bhai, promised me a new phone if I agree to come along. 1010 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:54,876 My phone is too old. That's the only reason I'm here. 1011 01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:57,125 Fareeda and her tall-tales! 1012 01:02:57,876 --> 01:03:00,292 Come on, Sania. Uncle, Khuda Hafiz. 1013 01:03:01,001 --> 01:03:02,500 Uncle will go as well. 1014 01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:03,918 Uncle will go as well? 1015 01:03:04,167 --> 01:03:05,542 If Fareeda has come with you... 1016 01:03:05,584 --> 01:03:07,709 ...someone from our side will have to go as her body guard. 1017 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,250 Come on, uncle, your daughter doesn't need a body guard... 1018 01:03:10,334 --> 01:03:12,167 ...she can bury ten bodies with one hand. 1019 01:03:12,209 --> 01:03:13,834 Come on, Sania, he doesn't agree. 1020 01:03:13,876 --> 01:03:16,500 No no... come, please come. If only you had told me... 1021 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:18,876 I would have brought along papa, mummy, uncles and aunts as well. 1022 01:03:18,918 --> 01:03:20,459 You could have set the tuning with the entire clan. Right? 1023 01:03:21,626 --> 01:03:23,459 He is so funny, daddy. 1024 01:03:23,709 --> 01:03:26,375 - Let's go! - Let's go! 1025 01:03:26,459 --> 01:03:27,459 So, Tariq Haider... 1026 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:29,918 - ...we would like to... - Taru... people call me Taru, sir. 1027 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:33,125 We won't! It's a weird name-Taru. 1028 01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:35,959 It's not weird, daddy, I like it. 1029 01:03:36,918 --> 01:03:38,083 She like it! 1030 01:03:39,209 --> 01:03:40,667 - How are you? - Fine, sir. 1031 01:03:41,626 --> 01:03:42,751 Where's the car? 1032 01:03:42,959 --> 01:03:44,542 Here it is, my Impala. 1033 01:03:46,792 --> 01:03:48,709 This red box! 1034 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:50,375 We will go in this jalopy? 1035 01:03:50,459 --> 01:03:52,417 Entire Lucknow is crazy about my Impala. 1036 01:03:52,459 --> 01:03:55,083 Entire Lucknow may be crazy about your Impala... 1037 01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:58,000 ...but Sania is used to luxury cars. 1038 01:03:58,042 --> 01:03:59,834 Get a Mercedes or a Benz, only then will we go. 1039 01:03:59,918 --> 01:04:00,925 Or else, let's go back, Sania. 1040 01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:05,042 Oh, daddy, now that Tariq is insisting... 1041 01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:07,667 I don't mind taking a round or two in his Impala. 1042 01:04:11,584 --> 01:04:12,584 Uncle... 1043 01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,751 You should get comfortable in the back seat. 1044 01:04:14,834 --> 01:04:15,834 Why? 1045 01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:18,083 Oh, daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1046 01:04:18,167 --> 01:04:20,459 I don't mind sitting in the front for an hour or so. 1047 01:04:21,292 --> 01:04:23,292 Rickety Impala! 1048 01:04:26,876 --> 01:04:28,667 Uh... Can I drive? 1049 01:04:30,876 --> 01:04:32,167 I'll drive? 1050 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:40,876 Stop here... 1051 01:04:41,001 --> 01:04:42,334 What's here? 1052 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,918 Hazrat Ganj. 1053 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:45,626 Saw it, let's go now? 1054 01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:47,375 If you're in Lucknow and don't go 'Gunjing' in Hazrat Ganj... 1055 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,459 ...you've done nothing, father-in-law uncle. 1056 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:52,500 Sania is allergic to Gunjing etc. ok? 1057 01:04:52,584 --> 01:04:55,042 Daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1058 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:57,584 I don't mind doing a round or so of Gunjing. 1059 01:04:59,626 --> 01:05:01,834 The world's best 'Pani Batashe'. 1060 01:05:01,876 --> 01:05:03,250 Batashe? 1061 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:06,083 Why, what is it called in Dubai? 'Gol Gappe'? 1062 01:05:06,834 --> 01:05:07,918 - Listen. - No. 1063 01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:09,000 We won't eat this... 1064 01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:12,876 Sania is allergic to chilies, flies, pot-water... 1065 01:05:12,918 --> 01:05:17,167 Oh, daddy...now that Tariq is insisting I don't mind having one or two... 1066 01:05:18,542 --> 01:05:20,000 Let's watch a 'Picture'? 1067 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:22,500 Or is she allergic to 'Pictures' as well? 1068 01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:25,751 We don't watch 'Pictures', we watch 'Movies'. 1069 01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,209 That too Hollywood. 1070 01:05:27,250 --> 01:05:31,250 Oh! Hollywood! I only like Bolly... 1071 01:05:31,417 --> 01:05:33,334 Once in a while I watch Holly, if it has action. 1072 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:35,292 But every Friday, only Bolly. 1073 01:05:35,334 --> 01:05:38,083 Oh, daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1074 01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:40,542 I don't mind watching a... Bolly! 1075 01:05:43,459 --> 01:05:46,500 What a rubbish 'Picture', even the heroine was so skinny. 1076 01:05:46,876 --> 01:05:50,626 But if you ever become roly-poly, it'll make no difference to me. 1077 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:55,209 What if I get a paunch in the future? 1078 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:58,876 Let me know now, if you want a body-builder type. 1079 01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:00,626 That you won't get in Taru. 1080 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:04,375 What's there in the body... thin today, fat tomorrow. 1081 01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:06,709 Beauty should be in the thinking. 1082 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:11,500 Beauty in thinking! 1083 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,334 Ok, Sania. 1084 01:06:14,209 --> 01:06:16,250 For our tuning-setting... 1085 01:06:16,959 --> 01:06:20,667 ...there should be no lies between us. Right? 1086 01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:22,709 Yes! No... 1087 01:06:23,167 --> 01:06:26,292 In that case... my bio-data posted on the matrimonial site says... 1088 01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:28,417 ...I'm a graduate. 1089 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:30,417 - Yes! - That's a lie. 1090 01:06:30,918 --> 01:06:32,250 Oh! 1091 01:06:32,334 --> 01:06:33,500 Yes! 1092 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,834 Papa-mummy forced me to write that... 1093 01:06:35,918 --> 01:06:39,626 ...saying nowadays no girl is willing to marry less than a graduate. 1094 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,876 The truth is I failed in the 12th... 1095 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:45,876 ...and you're an MBA. Right? 1096 01:06:46,709 --> 01:06:48,292 How will we have tuning-setting? 1097 01:06:49,876 --> 01:06:53,000 People from all over the world come to taste your food. 1098 01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:56,542 So what if you didn't go to college makes no difference. 1099 01:06:59,959 --> 01:07:02,209 But we will educate our kids very well. Right? 1100 01:07:03,751 --> 01:07:05,334 Daddy! Can't see daddy anywhere. 1101 01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:06,542 Oh, yes. 1102 01:07:08,167 --> 01:07:09,751 Hadn't he come along as your bodyguard? 1103 01:07:11,001 --> 01:07:12,626 Must be with Farru somewhere. 1104 01:07:15,375 --> 01:07:16,626 Must have been hard for father-in-law uncle... 1105 01:07:16,709 --> 01:07:18,876 ...after your mummy's death. 1106 01:07:19,918 --> 01:07:21,751 He had to be your mummy and your daddy. 1107 01:07:22,876 --> 01:07:27,125 Waking you up, sending you to school, must have done everything... 1108 01:07:28,667 --> 01:07:32,375 You haven't told me your mummy's name. What was her name? 1109 01:07:32,459 --> 01:07:34,959 - Noorjahan Qadir. - Noorjahan Qadir... 1110 01:07:36,083 --> 01:07:37,334 Qadir? 1111 01:07:38,709 --> 01:07:41,042 Her surname was Qadir. 1112 01:07:41,459 --> 01:07:42,751 Ok... 1113 01:07:43,751 --> 01:07:47,500 ...she didn't change to Habibullah after marriage? 1114 01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:51,918 Why? Boys don't change their name after marriage... 1115 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:54,334 ...so why should girls change their name? 1116 01:07:57,209 --> 01:07:58,459 They shouldn't! 1117 01:08:00,584 --> 01:08:02,209 Habibullah suit's you best. 1118 01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:04,584 Sania Habibullah. 1119 01:08:05,876 --> 01:08:07,000 I like it. 1120 01:08:10,167 --> 01:08:13,584 So tell me, how many kids? 1121 01:08:17,834 --> 01:08:20,792 Daddy will fall ill if he runs around so much... 1122 01:08:20,834 --> 01:08:22,375 - Six, okay? - Daddy. 1123 01:08:23,959 --> 01:08:25,209 Twelve-thirteen okay? 1124 01:08:38,918 --> 01:08:45,334 "Your luscious attitude makes my intentions snap." 1125 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:56,792 "Your enchanting locks entangle and unravel my promises." 1126 01:09:17,626 --> 01:09:22,876 "If not the sea of love." 1127 01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:28,417 "Give me but a drop." 1128 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:35,125 "Every bit of my heart, prays to you." 1129 01:09:36,167 --> 01:09:40,417 "You're my prayer, I ask you from you." 1130 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:44,417 "You're my prayer, I believe you are my God." 1131 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,417 "You're my prayer..." 1132 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:05,542 "You're my prayer..." 1133 01:10:23,584 --> 01:10:24,667 "Hey, Taru!" 1134 01:10:50,542 --> 01:10:55,500 "You toss your wild hair..." 1135 01:10:55,667 --> 01:11:00,042 "You toss your wild hair and knock me out." 1136 01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:05,375 "Your strike bolts with your glowing eyes, and burn me down." 1137 01:11:08,042 --> 01:11:12,751 "My youth is a thicket of clouds, my being is fire." 1138 01:11:12,918 --> 01:11:18,542 "To be imprisoned in my mane, is every young man's desire." 1139 01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:25,125 "Yes I burn, but I'm drops of cool intoxication too." 1140 01:11:25,292 --> 01:11:32,250 "Is it! - I fill a sea within "and let it rain love." 1141 01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:38,209 "You are Thumri, I'm Dadra..." 1142 01:11:38,375 --> 01:11:40,751 "We are both exquisite ragas." 1143 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,918 "Tune your notes with mine..." 1144 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,876 "...and let the world sing." 1145 01:11:49,792 --> 01:11:54,167 "Black, white, my every shade." 1146 01:11:58,042 --> 01:12:01,792 "Prays to you..." 1147 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,083 "You're my prayer..." 1148 01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:34,334 - Oh, Sanju. - Oh, Taru. 1149 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:36,083 - Did you win the match? - We lost the match. 1150 01:12:36,167 --> 01:12:38,209 - How many runs did you make, Shakeel? - Full century. 1151 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:41,500 We lost, we lost, we lost the match. 1152 01:12:41,626 --> 01:12:43,834 If you lose next time, no jalebis for you. 1153 01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,083 Thank you, aunt! 1154 01:12:56,417 --> 01:12:58,584 Uncle, is this your aunt? 1155 01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:00,292 She's not aunt, she's uncle's wife. 1156 01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:03,751 Uncle's wife, uncle's wife! 1157 01:13:05,584 --> 01:13:09,542 "My blazing heart is now used to you." 1158 01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:13,250 "Is now duped by you..." 1159 01:13:13,876 --> 01:13:17,709 "Slowly my desire for you..." 1160 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:21,209 "...is beginning to cross my own boundaries." 1161 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:27,584 "The heart is not satisfied with a drop anymore." 1162 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:32,918 "It wants your sea of love." 1163 01:13:33,459 --> 01:13:36,209 "My patience, is impatient for you." 1164 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:39,834 "It prays to you." 1165 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:45,417 "You're my prayer, I ask you from you." 1166 01:13:45,459 --> 01:13:49,584 "You're my prayer, I believe you are my God." 1167 01:13:57,709 --> 01:13:59,876 "You're my prayer..." 1168 01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:12,459 Stop, stop, Taru, stop. 1169 01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:15,918 Taru? Huh? 1170 01:14:20,709 --> 01:14:22,709 You know why I asked you for three days? 1171 01:14:24,584 --> 01:14:26,959 So that in three days you could start loving me... 1172 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:30,250 ...at least a little bit, if not a lot... 1173 01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:33,792 ...so that you marry me for love. 1174 01:14:33,918 --> 01:14:35,292 And if you hadn't fallen in love with me... 1175 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,417 I thought we could become friends. Facebook type. 1176 01:14:39,834 --> 01:14:44,500 But I do...from Tariq I've come to Taru. 1177 01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:48,250 That's it! That's all I wanted to confirm. 1178 01:14:49,709 --> 01:14:52,209 I am ready. You ready? 1179 01:14:54,167 --> 01:14:55,667 Yes, ready. 1180 01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:57,751 Come on then! 1181 01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:12,918 "You're my prayer, I ask you from you." 1182 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:16,959 "You're my prayer, I believe you are my God." 1183 01:15:25,334 --> 01:15:27,209 "You're my prayer..." 1184 01:15:27,626 --> 01:15:28,918 My room! 1185 01:15:34,292 --> 01:15:35,209 What is this? 1186 01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:40,542 All top heroes and heroines come to Haidari to eat our kebabs... 1187 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,417 ...but my top most heroine is this... 1188 01:15:48,167 --> 01:15:49,334 What are you doing, Tariq? 1189 01:15:49,834 --> 01:15:51,042 Call me, Taru. 1190 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:54,334 You said you have come from Tariq to Taru. 1191 01:15:59,334 --> 01:16:01,959 But tell me what you're doing. 1192 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:04,250 I don't want to marry you for your cash value. 1193 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:05,918 I want to marry you for your own value. 1194 01:16:08,042 --> 01:16:11,375 The value of your friendship... the value of your beauty... 1195 01:16:11,459 --> 01:16:15,083 ...the value of your smile ...the value of your brains. 1196 01:16:22,334 --> 01:16:24,250 I don't want dowry from your daddy. 1197 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:31,792 I'm not an item for my papa to sell and your daddy to buy. 1198 01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:38,125 Papa doesn't understand. His heart has attacked him once. 1199 01:16:39,042 --> 01:16:40,125 I'm afraid of fighting him... 1200 01:16:40,209 --> 01:16:42,167 ...what if he passes away without seeing his grand-children? 1201 01:16:42,918 --> 01:16:44,584 He loves me a lot. 1202 01:16:44,626 --> 01:16:47,375 But this disease of bowing before society and it's customs doesn't leave him. 1203 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,001 So, it's like this... 1204 01:16:49,042 --> 01:16:50,959 ...he will not accept our marriage without dowry... 1205 01:16:51,459 --> 01:16:52,876 So you tell your daddy... 1206 01:16:52,918 --> 01:16:55,292 ...to give my papa-mummy these rupees forty lakhs as dowry. 1207 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:58,042 Everyone wins! 1208 01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:05,500 What happened? Shocked? 1209 01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:07,959 Yes... Totally... 1210 01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:10,042 I didn't expect this at all... 1211 01:17:21,209 --> 01:17:23,334 You love me a lot right? 1212 01:17:25,626 --> 01:17:27,959 If I tell you something, you won't be angry? 1213 01:17:28,751 --> 01:17:29,876 No. 1214 01:17:30,334 --> 01:17:32,042 You'll forgive me at once? 1215 01:17:32,417 --> 01:17:33,667 Yes. 1216 01:17:41,417 --> 01:17:44,250 I'm not Sania...I'm Gullu... 1217 01:17:44,959 --> 01:17:46,292 See... 1218 01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:51,500 I had come to trap you in a dowry case and get money out of you. 1219 01:17:53,292 --> 01:17:54,667 Taru... 1220 01:17:57,042 --> 01:17:59,375 - Taru... - Taru... - Gullu... 1221 01:17:59,417 --> 01:18:01,459 - Gullu, save me... - Booji! 1222 01:18:01,542 --> 01:18:03,042 - Gullu! - Booji! 1223 01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:04,209 Sania! 1224 01:18:04,709 --> 01:18:06,751 What happened? Shocked? 1225 01:18:07,584 --> 01:18:09,542 Very shocked... 1226 01:18:09,876 --> 01:18:11,751 I didn't expect this at all... 1227 01:18:15,751 --> 01:18:19,417 Sania... I never expected... 1228 01:18:19,626 --> 01:18:22,459 ...that a scrap like me would get a delicacy like you? 1229 01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:29,167 Has anything expected happened between us so far? 1230 01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:35,500 But we're having a good time? Right? 1231 01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:38,918 So, get over the shock and smile. 1232 01:18:42,709 --> 01:18:46,792 But please don't tell papa-mummy about this, it's our private secret. 1233 01:18:59,417 --> 01:19:03,709 - Khuda Hafiz. - Khuda Hafiz... Taar...ru. 1234 01:19:23,709 --> 01:19:25,876 We have to take care of law and order as well... 1235 01:19:25,918 --> 01:19:27,459 Please get your wife the next time... 1236 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,584 - Yes, please do... - Yes, sure... 1237 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:29,918 - Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes? 1238 01:19:29,959 --> 01:19:31,001 Can I help you with the bag? 1239 01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:32,083 No. 1240 01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:33,918 - Sure? - Yes. 1241 01:19:48,459 --> 01:19:50,626 He gave you forty lakhs just like that? 1242 01:19:51,751 --> 01:19:53,834 He has truly fallen in love with you. 1243 01:19:54,042 --> 01:19:55,542 Will you still con him? 1244 01:19:55,709 --> 01:19:58,918 Listen to me... If you tell him the truth even once... 1245 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:02,459 ...he will support you in fulfilling your dreams. 1246 01:20:04,042 --> 01:20:06,542 - Don't be childish, Booji! - How is this being childish? 1247 01:20:06,626 --> 01:20:09,417 Booji...he won't support me, he'll send me to jail. 1248 01:20:09,626 --> 01:20:13,500 Fake currency, fake passport, fake visa... It's very risky. 1249 01:20:13,959 --> 01:20:16,125 Now we're deep into this mess... 1250 01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:18,792 ...there's only one way out... stick to the plan. 1251 01:20:18,876 --> 01:20:20,083 Don't get confused... 1252 01:20:20,125 --> 01:20:23,459 ...we will do what we have come for and get out of here. 1253 01:20:24,751 --> 01:20:27,292 Aunt...come closer to Taru Bhai. 1254 01:20:27,334 --> 01:20:28,959 Yes, closer. That's it. 1255 01:20:29,042 --> 01:20:30,959 Ready? And... 1256 01:20:33,209 --> 01:20:34,500 - You're glowing, aunt... - Let me see... 1257 01:20:34,584 --> 01:20:37,125 - Close the button at least. - It's alright, papa. 1258 01:20:37,209 --> 01:20:39,083 - You should look like a groom. - Our Taru is looking so handsome... 1259 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:40,542 My smarty groom. 1260 01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:44,792 - Wow! - Allah! 1261 01:20:45,584 --> 01:20:47,542 She's so pretty... 1262 01:20:47,584 --> 01:20:50,042 Let no evil eye cross Sania and Taru's pair... 1263 01:20:51,417 --> 01:20:53,876 Three lakhs forty-five thousand dirhams. 1264 01:20:54,709 --> 01:20:57,792 There's no need to count...even if a hundred here and there is less... 1265 01:20:57,876 --> 01:21:00,167 - ...it's all in the family. - Yes. 1266 01:21:00,334 --> 01:21:02,542 I have booked the honeymoon suite for the bride and groom. 1267 01:21:02,584 --> 01:21:05,167 Why? The bride will go home with us after the wedding. 1268 01:21:05,209 --> 01:21:06,375 I'm leaving early tomorrow morning. 1269 01:21:06,417 --> 01:21:08,209 It will be easier for me to say goodbye. 1270 01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:09,667 You can take her home tomorrow. 1271 01:21:09,751 --> 01:21:11,000 But this is not... 1272 01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:14,001 Why not...they can have a comfortable breakfast... 1273 01:21:14,584 --> 01:21:17,876 ...and come home by lunch-time. What will you have for lunch, dear? 1274 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,209 Lunch? Tomorrow? Anything would do. 1275 01:21:21,292 --> 01:21:22,500 Let's start the wedding. 1276 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:25,167 You're more eager than us, father-in-law uncle. 1277 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:26,918 - Let's start? - Yes. 1278 01:21:28,542 --> 01:21:31,375 Do you accept me, Sania Habibullah... 1279 01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:34,375 ...daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah? 1280 01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:38,083 I accept you, accept your stubbornness... 1281 01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:41,584 ...accept the way you call my food yummy... 1282 01:21:42,334 --> 01:21:46,667 ...accept the way you say Holly, accept your fluent English. 1283 01:21:46,918 --> 01:21:49,959 Sania Habibullah, as a whole and even in parts... 1284 01:21:50,042 --> 01:21:53,000 I accept you, I accept you, I accept you! 1285 01:21:53,334 --> 01:21:55,542 That's enough for now. Now it's your turn. 1286 01:21:55,626 --> 01:21:58,459 I accept your daddy, your daddy's allergies... 1287 01:21:58,542 --> 01:21:59,709 Enough! 1288 01:22:00,042 --> 01:22:01,209 Yes...for now. 1289 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,751 We have our entire lives to keep accepting each other. 1290 01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:09,292 Miss Sania Habibullah, daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah... 1291 01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:12,792 ...do you accept me... Tariq Haider, aka Taru Haider... 1292 01:22:12,834 --> 01:22:14,334 ...son of Farooq Haider... 1293 01:22:15,959 --> 01:22:19,125 ...the way you accept my shahi tukda? 1294 01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:23,167 Do you accept me? 1295 01:22:24,459 --> 01:22:25,959 - I accept. - Congratulations! 1296 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,709 Come on. 1297 01:22:27,918 --> 01:22:31,459 I will have to go... 1298 01:22:31,959 --> 01:22:38,001 ...to my beloved's home... 1299 01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:41,000 It's okay to cry, my dear... 1300 01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:44,250 ...you must be sad to leave your father... go on, cry... 1301 01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:48,792 - Mummy, papa... Khuda Hafiz. - Khuda Hafiz, brother. 1302 01:22:48,918 --> 01:22:52,125 Now please be quiet, aunt... 1303 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:10,459 Why did father-in-law uncle give dirhams in the suitcase? 1304 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:11,834 He should have given my money. 1305 01:23:11,876 --> 01:23:14,375 Well...your papa-mummy would get suspicious. 1306 01:23:14,459 --> 01:23:16,500 But daddy said thanks. 1307 01:23:18,751 --> 01:23:20,500 Look, what daddy got for us. 1308 01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:26,792 Get well soon... Who is ill? 1309 01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,667 Poor daddy, in all the wedding excitement picked up the wrong one. 1310 01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:32,667 Father-in-law uncle is too much. 1311 01:23:32,709 --> 01:23:34,626 Have some kheer. 1312 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,001 I'm not hungry at all, Sania. 1313 01:23:37,292 --> 01:23:38,667 It's the tradition... 1314 01:23:38,751 --> 01:23:41,250 ...if you don't eat this everything will go wrong. 1315 01:23:41,709 --> 01:23:45,250 Please, from my hand...one spoon? 1316 01:23:51,709 --> 01:23:53,417 One for my beauty... 1317 01:24:00,918 --> 01:24:02,876 ...one for my mind... 1318 01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,375 ...one for my friendship. 1319 01:24:09,834 --> 01:24:11,167 Friendship! 1320 01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:37,459 I'm allergic to roses. 1321 01:24:53,459 --> 01:24:54,792 Hope he is not dead. 1322 01:24:54,834 --> 01:24:56,834 You mixed sleeping pills in the kheer, did you not? 1323 01:24:56,876 --> 01:24:58,459 I obviously wouldn't mix poison... 1324 01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:00,500 ...you said four, so I mixed four. 1325 01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:01,334 Nothing will happen. 1326 01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:04,292 In the movie from which I got this idea, they had put the whole bottle. 1327 01:25:05,334 --> 01:25:06,876 Sania. 1328 01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:11,792 Let's leave before he wakes up. 1329 01:25:13,626 --> 01:25:14,834 Come on, Gullu. 1330 01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:17,000 - Gullu! - Yeah! 1331 01:25:44,709 --> 01:25:46,751 Coming my love... 1332 01:25:50,876 --> 01:25:52,000 Tariq Haidar? 1333 01:25:53,792 --> 01:25:56,375 - Yes. - 498a, you know what that is? 1334 01:25:58,334 --> 01:25:59,292 No. 1335 01:25:59,334 --> 01:26:03,459 Your wife has charged you and your mummy-papa under 498a. 1336 01:26:03,709 --> 01:26:05,250 I have the proof... In this DVD... 1337 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:08,626 ...that you and your parents demanded dowry. 1338 01:26:09,042 --> 01:26:11,959 Did you or did you not? Speak up! You did, right? 1339 01:26:15,751 --> 01:26:19,417 Yes, Taru... so you are finally married? 1340 01:26:19,542 --> 01:26:20,834 Will you invite me to the reception... 1341 01:26:20,918 --> 01:26:23,000 ...or I will get to meet your wife at the birth of your child? 1342 01:26:25,792 --> 01:26:26,667 Really? 1343 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,500 Fridge double door... 1344 01:26:29,834 --> 01:26:31,751 Washing machine front-loading... 1345 01:26:32,167 --> 01:26:33,542 AC split AC... 1346 01:26:33,751 --> 01:26:36,334 Everyday household items are given. 1347 01:26:37,209 --> 01:26:38,459 Yes, jewelry... 1348 01:26:38,667 --> 01:26:43,292 Two gold sets, two silver sets and one diamond set will do... 1349 01:26:43,417 --> 01:26:46,834 And a car... that is compulsory nowadays. 1350 01:26:47,209 --> 01:26:50,375 Skoda will be fine. 1351 01:26:50,667 --> 01:26:53,042 - Sania total? - Forty two lakhs... 1352 01:26:53,209 --> 01:26:54,417 Only forty two lakhs? 1353 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:56,626 Round figure, make it forty. 1354 01:27:01,876 --> 01:27:04,417 How much is your cut, sir? 1355 01:27:04,626 --> 01:27:07,751 - It's enough. - If we double that? 1356 01:27:08,001 --> 01:27:09,792 What do you mean... 1357 01:27:09,834 --> 01:27:11,626 ...even we have some principles. 1358 01:27:11,792 --> 01:27:13,250 I'm the father of two daughters. 1359 01:27:13,292 --> 01:27:15,125 When they are of marriageable age... 1360 01:27:15,167 --> 01:27:18,125 ...nobody will bother about my uniform or my honesty. 1361 01:27:19,876 --> 01:27:23,334 It's because of you dowry-mongers that we have to take a cut. 1362 01:27:24,292 --> 01:27:25,959 I am from the girl's side. 1363 01:27:27,167 --> 01:27:28,959 If you want an out of court settlement... 1364 01:27:29,292 --> 01:27:32,334 ...leave forty lakhs at the designated spot... 1365 01:27:32,542 --> 01:27:34,042 ...or else. 1366 01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:39,292 I'll arrest all three of you in 498a. 1367 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:43,167 Okay, sir, okay...but where's the guarantee that after the deal... 1368 01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:45,375 ...this DVD won't reach the commissioner? 1369 01:27:46,042 --> 01:27:47,834 What if they want more? 1370 01:27:47,959 --> 01:27:50,918 Did they guarantee they will not ask for more dowry after the marriage? 1371 01:27:51,792 --> 01:27:54,542 Tell me... Did they? 1372 01:27:54,709 --> 01:27:55,792 When you didn't give us any guarantee... 1373 01:27:55,876 --> 01:27:58,459 ...why should we give you any... 1374 01:27:58,751 --> 01:28:02,918 I am from the girl's side, don't you forget... 1375 01:28:05,417 --> 01:28:09,751 498a is a killer. It takes down heavyweights. 1376 01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:14,417 If he files a FIR under 498a, you will go straight to jail. 1377 01:28:14,667 --> 01:28:16,125 No bail. 1378 01:28:16,209 --> 01:28:19,709 Case will go straight to court, and on the basis of this DVD... 1379 01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:23,125 ...you will get a minimum of six years in jail. 1380 01:28:24,626 --> 01:28:26,042 There's only one way out... 1381 01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:29,083 ...give them the money and get out of this mess. 1382 01:28:29,167 --> 01:28:31,417 I will not give any money to give those cheating rogues. 1383 01:28:31,459 --> 01:28:33,500 Taru, don't be emotional, be professional. 1384 01:28:33,792 --> 01:28:37,167 If all three of you go to jail, who will make the biryani and kebabs? 1385 01:28:37,459 --> 01:28:40,334 125 years old Haidari Kebab will be ruined in one day. 1386 01:28:40,542 --> 01:28:43,334 Neeraj is right... The honor of our ancestors... 1387 01:28:43,417 --> 01:28:47,417 You didn't think of the honor when you were begging for dowry? 1388 01:28:47,459 --> 01:28:48,509 It was a mistake. 1389 01:28:48,709 --> 01:28:51,792 I swear on God I will never even utter the word dowry again. 1390 01:28:51,918 --> 01:28:54,167 Just go and drop the settlement money. 1391 01:28:55,918 --> 01:28:58,417 I won't spare that witch so easily. 1392 01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:22,459 "O the black magic woman." 1393 01:29:28,209 --> 01:29:33,959 "How she spun a web around me!" 1394 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:47,834 "Tied me to her braid, robbed me blind." 1395 01:29:47,918 --> 01:29:50,792 "A birdie slayed a lion, and flew away." 1396 01:29:51,709 --> 01:29:55,500 "While the mustache studs looked on in dismay." 1397 01:29:55,751 --> 01:29:58,042 "Hail O brave-heart, O black magic woman!" 1398 01:29:58,125 --> 01:30:00,334 Taru bhai... Here, here... she's here. 1399 01:30:01,334 --> 01:30:04,167 "Hail O strong one, O black magic woman!" 1400 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:07,876 Give the bag... ...and return the dowry money. 1401 01:30:09,042 --> 01:30:11,792 "O the black magic woman." 1402 01:30:11,876 --> 01:30:17,459 "How she spun a web around me!" 1403 01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,209 "O the black magic woman." 1404 01:30:20,792 --> 01:30:22,125 Gullu! Gullu... 1405 01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:24,834 Come here...here, Gullu. 1406 01:30:24,876 --> 01:30:26,417 Stop, you cheat! 1407 01:30:27,959 --> 01:30:29,167 Go, go, go! 1408 01:30:29,626 --> 01:30:35,083 "She broke the trust of my heart." 1409 01:30:35,334 --> 01:30:39,542 "She stole the love of my heart, and flew away." 1410 01:30:39,792 --> 01:30:40,876 "Cheat!" 1411 01:30:40,959 --> 01:30:43,375 "Damn your affections." 1412 01:30:43,667 --> 01:30:45,500 "O black magic woman!" 1413 01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:49,167 "Damn your deceitfulness." 1414 01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:50,959 "O black magic woman!" 1415 01:30:51,459 --> 01:30:54,125 "O the black magic woman." 1416 01:30:54,292 --> 01:30:57,459 "How she spun a web around me!" 1417 01:31:03,001 --> 01:31:04,083 Who is it? 1418 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:07,042 It's me, Booji...open the door. 1419 01:31:08,250 --> 01:31:10,500 - Why didn't you knock in code? - Oh, sorry. 1420 01:31:10,542 --> 01:31:11,792 What do you mean sorry? 1421 01:31:12,167 --> 01:31:13,751 Is this something you can forget? 1422 01:31:17,209 --> 01:31:18,626 Yuck! 1423 01:31:19,542 --> 01:31:22,001 Have gotten used to Taru's flavors... 1424 01:31:22,584 --> 01:31:24,834 ...now everything else will feel tasteless. 1425 01:31:36,167 --> 01:31:37,334 Bolly... 1426 01:31:40,083 --> 01:31:43,542 Lucknow wasn't so bad, we had fun. 1427 01:31:43,584 --> 01:31:45,918 Yes, but now you forget about bonding with Lucknow. 1428 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,125 For Lucknow you are an enemy. 1429 01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:49,959 Think only of America. 1430 01:31:51,751 --> 01:31:53,292 Yes, America. 1431 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,000 Had a lot of fun? You cheat! 1432 01:32:11,959 --> 01:32:13,209 Slalekum, uncle. 1433 01:32:13,834 --> 01:32:15,001 What did you find out? 1434 01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:18,042 Fake names, fake company, fake passport... 1435 01:32:18,125 --> 01:32:20,125 ...and only one hundred dirhams... 1436 01:32:20,209 --> 01:32:21,834 ...out of the three lakhs, forty-five thousand are real? 1437 01:32:22,209 --> 01:32:24,250 - Where is Taru? - On the roof again... 1438 01:32:31,334 --> 01:32:32,542 Taru... 1439 01:32:33,751 --> 01:32:36,042 What are you doing at that height? 1440 01:32:45,334 --> 01:32:47,459 Even if you chop all the vegetables in the market... 1441 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:49,000 ...your anger won't go away. 1442 01:32:49,334 --> 01:32:51,709 It will go only when the father and daughter will rot in jail. 1443 01:32:53,584 --> 01:32:57,042 But if you keep chopping carrots, how will we find them? 1444 01:32:57,375 --> 01:33:00,709 Think, Taru, think about her... We may find a clue... 1445 01:33:02,042 --> 01:33:03,918 Her father had called her Gullu... 1446 01:33:04,417 --> 01:33:05,459 So? 1447 01:33:05,751 --> 01:33:08,417 How can Sania's pet name be Gullu? 1448 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,083 There has to be some story behind the name Gullu. 1449 01:33:11,459 --> 01:33:13,542 Taru bhai! 1450 01:33:13,751 --> 01:33:17,375 I found your Gulrez Gullu Qadir... 1451 01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:19,834 Come fast... 1452 01:33:30,292 --> 01:33:32,918 - What have you got? - Just breathe, I'm showing you... 1453 01:33:33,584 --> 01:33:37,167 Look at this... She thinks she's too smart. 1454 01:33:37,667 --> 01:33:40,709 She became Sania but forgot to close Gullu's Facebook account. 1455 01:33:40,792 --> 01:33:42,167 Darn... 1456 01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:45,959 - Where will I find this witch? - Hyderabad. 1457 01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,876 Is Mr. Abdul Qadir at home? 1458 01:34:08,959 --> 01:34:11,542 - Uncle Babu? - Gulrez Qadir? 1459 01:34:11,709 --> 01:34:12,918 Yes, come, come. 1460 01:34:14,959 --> 01:34:16,083 Please sit. 1461 01:34:16,459 --> 01:34:17,876 I can't see your father. 1462 01:34:18,584 --> 01:34:20,584 He's gone for some important work. 1463 01:34:23,334 --> 01:34:24,876 What do you want? 1464 01:34:26,334 --> 01:34:28,876 Suppose I have one rupee as black money. 1465 01:34:29,209 --> 01:34:32,584 How do I exchange it into white? 1466 01:34:32,751 --> 01:34:34,834 How, is our problem. 1467 01:34:34,876 --> 01:34:36,459 All you need to understand is that... 1468 01:34:36,584 --> 01:34:38,918 ...you will give me one rupee in cash... 1469 01:34:39,083 --> 01:34:41,751 ...and in exchange we will deposit eighty paise in your bank... 1470 01:34:41,834 --> 01:34:44,500 ...as white money. That's it. 1471 01:34:44,584 --> 01:34:45,959 Why only eighty? 1472 01:34:46,459 --> 01:34:50,042 Twenty paise is our fees, for turning black into white. 1473 01:34:50,083 --> 01:34:52,584 Okay...will it be transferred by tomorrow? 1474 01:34:52,626 --> 01:34:54,542 Soon as you give the cash, the transfer will be done. 1475 01:34:54,584 --> 01:34:57,250 No, first you transfer, then I will give the cash. 1476 01:34:57,334 --> 01:35:00,667 No, dear, this business doesn't work like that. 1477 01:35:01,292 --> 01:35:04,709 Ok, then I don't want to do it. Khuda Hafiz. 1478 01:35:06,209 --> 01:35:07,459 How much is it? 1479 01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:09,384 Eighty lakhs cash. 1480 01:35:09,584 --> 01:35:12,709 Hmmm... You called me uncle... 1481 01:35:12,792 --> 01:35:15,751 ...your father is a respected man in the neighborhood. 1482 01:35:16,042 --> 01:35:18,500 Ok, your work will be done. 1483 01:35:18,542 --> 01:35:21,876 Had a lot of fun? You cheat! 1484 01:35:22,584 --> 01:35:26,125 But within half an hour of the money being transferred... 1485 01:35:26,334 --> 01:35:28,292 ...my man will be here to collect the cash. 1486 01:35:28,334 --> 01:35:32,250 Think carefully, because once the money is deposited in your bank... 1487 01:35:32,626 --> 01:35:35,417 ...the white money is yours and the cash is ours. 1488 01:35:35,542 --> 01:35:38,001 You will have to give the entire amount. 1489 01:35:41,751 --> 01:35:42,834 I've thought about it... 1490 01:35:43,001 --> 01:35:45,083 ...transfer it as soon as possible. 1491 01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:47,167 - Khuda Hafiz! - Khuda Hafiz! 1492 01:35:59,584 --> 01:36:02,000 Taru bhai, there are twenty-six malls in Hyderabad... 1493 01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:05,334 ...if we're lucky we will find her in the first one. 1494 01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:08,250 My darned luck has become a witch too! 1495 01:36:10,667 --> 01:36:13,542 Taru, I could only get tickets for tomorrow morning. 1496 01:36:13,626 --> 01:36:15,209 I only have thirty bullets, will that be enough? 1497 01:36:15,250 --> 01:36:17,083 - Have you gone mad? - Why, won't be enough? 1498 01:36:17,167 --> 01:36:18,459 You're not taking a gun. 1499 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:21,375 We will have to take the gun, who knows how big is her gang. 1500 01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:23,918 Yes, but you can't take it on a flight. 1501 01:36:24,542 --> 01:36:25,834 It's licensed. 1502 01:36:25,918 --> 01:36:27,125 Put it back. 1503 01:36:50,459 --> 01:36:56,000 "O the black magic woman." 1504 01:36:56,209 --> 01:37:01,876 "How she spun a web around me!" 1505 01:37:26,209 --> 01:37:29,042 "She's not a cup of tea, nor a cup of wine." 1506 01:37:31,709 --> 01:37:34,751 "She's not a cup of tea, nor a cup of wine." 1507 01:37:34,792 --> 01:37:36,042 "She's not a silver bell." 1508 01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:37,918 "Nor an aching sore." 1509 01:37:40,001 --> 01:37:41,334 "She's made of flowers." 1510 01:37:41,459 --> 01:37:42,667 "But whips so hard." 1511 01:37:42,834 --> 01:37:44,125 "She's so delicate." 1512 01:37:44,250 --> 01:37:46,001 "But scrores over brawn." 1513 01:37:46,542 --> 01:37:50,292 "The hard hitters just look on..." 1514 01:37:50,584 --> 01:37:53,292 "Hail the fire-cracker." 1515 01:37:53,375 --> 01:37:55,751 "O black magic woman." 1516 01:37:56,209 --> 01:37:59,001 "Hail the thunder maker." 1517 01:37:59,042 --> 01:38:01,334 "O black magic woman!" 1518 01:38:01,751 --> 01:38:04,417 Haizel Naidu, Rajshekhar Raju.. 1519 01:38:04,918 --> 01:38:07,417 ..Venkatesh Raja, G.S. Vijay.. 1520 01:38:07,959 --> 01:38:09,083 ..Lakshmi Vijay. 1521 01:38:09,167 --> 01:38:10,709 In lots of ten only... 1522 01:38:10,918 --> 01:38:12,125 All of you, go in please. 1523 01:38:12,626 --> 01:38:14,292 Rest of you, wait outside for your turn. 1524 01:38:17,792 --> 01:38:20,626 Not just a bit, I loved you a whole lot... 1525 01:38:20,751 --> 01:38:22,500 ...and you cheated me instead... 1526 01:38:23,667 --> 01:38:25,167 You cheat! 1527 01:38:34,542 --> 01:38:36,334 Gullu... What happened? Let's go. 1528 01:38:36,417 --> 01:38:38,792 Abdul Qadir, Gulrez Qadir. 1529 01:38:39,459 --> 01:38:41,209 Gullu, it's our turn...come on... 1530 01:38:41,876 --> 01:38:43,417 What's wrong? Come on... 1531 01:38:44,459 --> 01:38:47,584 - Gullu! - Excuse me... excuse me... - Gullu! 1532 01:38:48,042 --> 01:38:50,918 What? You will return Taru's money? 1533 01:38:51,083 --> 01:38:52,500 You will go back to Lucknow? 1534 01:38:52,667 --> 01:38:53,959 Are you crazy? 1535 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,792 I can't courier eighty lakhs. 1536 01:38:55,876 --> 01:38:58,834 I will have to go myself...to return the money... To say sorry. 1537 01:38:58,918 --> 01:39:00,334 Are you possessed? 1538 01:39:00,417 --> 01:39:02,459 It's our turn... let's go for the interview... 1539 01:39:02,834 --> 01:39:04,375 ...take the visa...and go to America. 1540 01:39:04,542 --> 01:39:07,292 Booji, if it was any other dowry mongering low-life... 1541 01:39:07,334 --> 01:39:08,959 I wouldn't care... 1542 01:39:09,125 --> 01:39:11,292 But I don't want to go to America with Taru's money. 1543 01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,500 Just think... 1544 01:39:12,876 --> 01:39:14,834 ...going back to Lucknow is so dangerous. 1545 01:39:15,292 --> 01:39:17,626 Tariq Haider won't offer you biryani and kebab. 1546 01:39:17,751 --> 01:39:20,209 He will take revenge, he will send you to jail. 1547 01:39:20,709 --> 01:39:22,250 Let him send me to jail if he wants to. 1548 01:39:22,334 --> 01:39:23,751 Let me be imprisoned for life. 1549 01:39:24,042 --> 01:39:27,250 Jail is not a joke... They torture you... 1550 01:39:27,709 --> 01:39:29,751 ...make you starve, don't even give you water... 1551 01:39:30,209 --> 01:39:32,083 ...you have to live like an animal... 1552 01:39:32,167 --> 01:39:33,083 I know... 1553 01:39:33,167 --> 01:39:35,709 ...but I don't want to fulfill my dreams by breaking Taru's heart. 1554 01:39:35,792 --> 01:39:37,918 Please understand. Please. 1555 01:39:44,542 --> 01:39:46,083 What are you made of? 1556 01:39:46,250 --> 01:39:48,417 You're not scared of anything. 1557 01:39:49,209 --> 01:39:51,500 I've spent my entire life being scared. 1558 01:39:52,500 --> 01:39:55,125 I couldn't cheat because of fear... 1559 01:39:56,042 --> 01:39:58,375 ...now I can't be honest because of fear. 1560 01:39:59,667 --> 01:40:02,751 How did you turn out to be so fearless, just like your mother? 1561 01:40:04,709 --> 01:40:06,876 From my fearless mother's womb. 1562 01:40:08,083 --> 01:40:09,667 Come on, sit now. 1563 01:40:09,959 --> 01:40:11,542 Sit, quickly. 1564 01:40:20,209 --> 01:40:22,083 Hyderabadi biryani is not bad... 1565 01:40:22,542 --> 01:40:23,751 It's poison... 1566 01:40:25,584 --> 01:40:27,417 ...everything here is poison. 1567 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:35,834 Hey, Neeraj... that's Gulrez Qadir's uniform, isn't it? 1568 01:40:36,459 --> 01:40:38,417 It's the same...come, come... 1569 01:40:42,626 --> 01:40:44,834 Madam... one second, madam... excuse me... 1570 01:40:44,876 --> 01:40:46,918 - One second... - Is he mad? Madam... 1571 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:49,375 Walk straight, guys... Why are you walking like cows! 1572 01:40:49,459 --> 01:40:52,334 Madam, do you know Gulrez Qadir? 1573 01:40:52,459 --> 01:40:53,751 Yes, who are you? 1574 01:40:53,834 --> 01:40:56,792 Gullu Qadir has been selected this month's Facebook beauty queen. 1575 01:40:56,876 --> 01:40:58,167 We have a gift voucher for her. 1576 01:40:58,250 --> 01:40:59,834 Really? I'll just call and tell her. 1577 01:40:59,918 --> 01:41:03,918 No, no, madam, if you call her we will lose our jobs. 1578 01:41:04,083 --> 01:41:07,001 Then how will our wives and kids celebrate Christmas? 1579 01:41:07,751 --> 01:41:10,250 You give us the number and address... We will go and surprise her. 1580 01:41:10,292 --> 01:41:11,584 Will you have jalebis? 1581 01:41:12,250 --> 01:41:13,626 Please have some... 1582 01:41:15,001 --> 01:41:16,167 Ma'am, number? 1583 01:41:19,542 --> 01:41:20,751 If your mother was alive... 1584 01:41:20,834 --> 01:41:23,042 Booji... Save the sentimental talk. 1585 01:41:23,375 --> 01:41:25,792 I'm not being sentimental... If your mother was alive... 1586 01:41:25,876 --> 01:41:27,709 ...she would have given you two slaps for being so stubborn. 1587 01:41:28,709 --> 01:41:31,500 You made me lie and run all over the place... 1588 01:41:31,584 --> 01:41:33,500 ...and then you didn't even fulfill your dreams. 1589 01:41:33,876 --> 01:41:35,167 Crazy girl! 1590 01:41:35,292 --> 01:41:37,000 So what, Booji? 1591 01:41:37,250 --> 01:41:39,083 It's ok if I didn't go to America. 1592 01:41:39,250 --> 01:41:40,959 I'll study fashion designing right here. 1593 01:41:42,209 --> 01:41:44,626 There are no jobs in America anyway. Everyone's coming here. 1594 01:41:45,709 --> 01:41:48,375 Booji, when I become a famous shoe designer... 1595 01:41:48,500 --> 01:41:50,292 ...they will call me themselves. 1596 01:41:51,083 --> 01:41:52,417 Not only America. 1597 01:41:52,542 --> 01:41:56,709 England, France, Russia everyone will call my hero. 1598 01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,375 Not hero. Heroine. 1599 01:41:59,459 --> 01:42:00,709 Same thing... 1600 01:42:01,083 --> 01:42:03,292 ...you never let me feel that you were a daughter or son. 1601 01:42:05,001 --> 01:42:06,542 Come on, pack my pant shirt too. 1602 01:42:07,542 --> 01:42:09,292 You're not going anywhere. I'm going alone. 1603 01:42:09,459 --> 01:42:10,626 Enough of your stubbornness. 1604 01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:12,834 Won't work anymore. Come on, pack. 1605 01:42:24,834 --> 01:42:25,876 Hello... 1606 01:42:27,250 --> 01:42:28,667 Yes, uncle Babu. 1607 01:42:29,709 --> 01:42:31,000 Stop, stop... 1608 01:42:39,292 --> 01:42:41,584 What do you want? Who are you? 1609 01:42:41,626 --> 01:42:44,000 They had taken a water-filter service appointment... 1610 01:42:44,167 --> 01:42:45,709 ...now they've locked up and left. 1611 01:42:45,751 --> 01:42:47,292 Even the bank guys had come... 1612 01:42:47,375 --> 01:42:50,250 ...they called them home too and disappeared. 1613 01:42:50,500 --> 01:42:52,542 We had to give the cheque. 1614 01:42:52,584 --> 01:42:54,083 What happened, Bilqees? 1615 01:42:54,125 --> 01:42:57,709 They called these poor fellows for Aquaguard servicing... 1616 01:42:57,792 --> 01:42:59,001 ...and have now disappeared. 1617 01:42:59,167 --> 01:43:02,709 If they're not around, why don't you do my servicing. 1618 01:43:02,918 --> 01:43:06,001 Sure, aunt, but at least tell us where they have gone. 1619 01:43:06,209 --> 01:43:08,918 We have to write in our report. Or we'll lose our jobs. 1620 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,250 How will our wives and kids celebrate Diwali? 1621 01:43:10,334 --> 01:43:12,083 They left with luggage...out of town! 1622 01:43:12,209 --> 01:43:13,209 Where airport? 1623 01:43:13,250 --> 01:43:16,334 Airport they can't afford. They've gone to the station. 1624 01:43:16,375 --> 01:43:17,584 Let's go. 1625 01:43:17,626 --> 01:43:20,459 Hey good for nothings... at least do our servicing. 1626 01:43:20,500 --> 01:43:23,042 - I will complain to the company... - Come on, station. 1627 01:43:23,125 --> 01:43:24,751 Why are you making me go round in circles? 1628 01:43:24,834 --> 01:43:26,626 - Am I a top? - Come on, quickly. 1629 01:43:26,709 --> 01:43:28,834 This is an auto not an airplane. 1630 01:43:31,626 --> 01:43:34,167 - Booji, let's get the tickets. - Yes, yes. 1631 01:43:37,250 --> 01:43:39,042 Two tickets, Lucknow. Three tier. 1632 01:43:41,334 --> 01:43:44,083 All full. Only AC 1st class is available. 1633 01:43:44,292 --> 01:43:46,125 Eight thousand, one hundred and eighty. 1634 01:43:46,292 --> 01:43:48,792 Hurry up, the train will leave in ten minutes. 1635 01:43:48,834 --> 01:43:51,834 Take it... It's not like we have to save for your dowry. 1636 01:43:52,542 --> 01:43:53,918 We'll go in style. 1637 01:43:54,918 --> 01:43:56,167 First class. 1638 01:44:15,417 --> 01:44:17,167 Listen...you go that way...yes... 1639 01:44:21,125 --> 01:44:22,709 One packet of chips... 1640 01:44:23,834 --> 01:44:25,167 No, the big one. 1641 01:44:32,542 --> 01:44:35,542 - Running away? - Uncle Babu! 1642 01:44:35,584 --> 01:44:37,459 Running away with my money? 1643 01:44:38,125 --> 01:44:39,417 No, didn't you get the cheque? 1644 01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:42,709 Cheque! Your neighbor-aunts gave the cheque. 1645 01:44:43,959 --> 01:44:48,792 So why did you come this far, you could have said thanks on the phone. 1646 01:44:48,834 --> 01:44:51,500 Is this a game? Is it? 1647 01:44:52,292 --> 01:44:54,500 Transfer now, withdraw now... 1648 01:44:54,959 --> 01:44:59,500 I was very clear, once the money is transferred into your account... 1649 01:45:00,125 --> 01:45:02,751 I will take everything in cash. Where's the cash? 1650 01:45:04,709 --> 01:45:06,459 - With my father... - Call him then. 1651 01:45:07,417 --> 01:45:10,459 No, he's gone to get the tickets and then snacks... 1652 01:45:10,542 --> 01:45:14,542 ...then magazine...then pillow... why don't we go to him. 1653 01:45:14,918 --> 01:45:15,959 Yes. 1654 01:45:17,083 --> 01:45:18,209 Come on. 1655 01:45:18,959 --> 01:45:20,167 In case I miss the train... 1656 01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:21,626 ...let me take the bag, it has my favorite outfit. 1657 01:45:21,709 --> 01:45:23,876 Yes, yes... Come on. 1658 01:45:29,042 --> 01:45:31,083 Such a hassle for nothing... 1659 01:45:33,209 --> 01:45:34,292 Where is your father? 1660 01:45:35,751 --> 01:45:37,042 - Just there... - Come on. 1661 01:45:40,375 --> 01:45:41,542 Hey, babu, get some tea here. 1662 01:45:41,792 --> 01:45:44,083 Hello...yes I'm in a meeting... 1663 01:45:44,500 --> 01:45:46,542 ...let me get the money from the party first... 1664 01:45:46,709 --> 01:45:48,167 ...I will get the curtains then... 1665 01:45:48,709 --> 01:45:50,459 Crazy woman, cost me Rs. 100. 1666 01:45:50,542 --> 01:45:51,959 The girl is getting away... Catch her. 1667 01:45:58,125 --> 01:45:59,876 Hey P.T. Usha...stop... 1668 01:46:01,334 --> 01:46:02,918 She hits bad... 1669 01:46:04,083 --> 01:46:05,292 Sorry, sorry. 1670 01:46:14,667 --> 01:46:16,542 Sania... 1671 01:46:16,584 --> 01:46:19,876 Sania... Sania... 1672 01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:23,626 How slow are you guys... 1673 01:46:23,667 --> 01:46:27,083 ...see how fast Gulrez Qadir is running. Catch her... 1674 01:46:27,417 --> 01:46:29,042 What happened, brother, why are you chasing that girl? 1675 01:46:29,083 --> 01:46:30,584 She's running away with my money... 1676 01:46:30,667 --> 01:46:33,042 - Yours too? - Yours too? 1677 01:46:33,125 --> 01:46:35,584 - How much did she dupe you for? - Why should I tell you? 1678 01:46:36,042 --> 01:46:38,584 She's made a fool of me... She's made a fool of you.. 1679 01:46:38,667 --> 01:46:40,375 ...we are in the same team, brother! 1680 01:46:48,042 --> 01:46:49,459 Sania... 1681 01:46:49,918 --> 01:46:51,375 Sania, come down... 1682 01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:53,626 - Taru! - You've made a fool of me. 1683 01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:56,167 - Get down now... - Scoundrel... 1684 01:46:57,584 --> 01:46:58,959 You're threatening with a gun... 1685 01:46:59,042 --> 01:47:00,292 You'll hit Babu bhai... 1686 01:47:01,417 --> 01:47:03,209 You'll insult him in front of everyone... 1687 01:47:05,709 --> 01:47:07,500 - Catch him, Rafiq... - Who are you? 1688 01:47:07,584 --> 01:47:09,876 Catch him...break his head... 1689 01:47:12,667 --> 01:47:14,125 Hey, not with the can... 1690 01:47:14,626 --> 01:47:16,542 Hey, wrestler...let go of my boys... 1691 01:47:16,626 --> 01:47:18,459 Hey... 1692 01:47:25,209 --> 01:47:27,417 Ungrateful girl, you're hitting me? 1693 01:47:27,542 --> 01:47:29,167 Sorry... sorry. 1694 01:47:33,125 --> 01:47:34,292 Taru... 1695 01:47:36,250 --> 01:47:37,751 Taru... Taru... 1696 01:47:42,584 --> 01:47:46,334 Enough of your drama... return my money. 1697 01:47:46,375 --> 01:47:48,042 Don't come forward, you bully... 1698 01:47:48,083 --> 01:47:49,334 Just stop there... Give my money. 1699 01:47:49,417 --> 01:47:52,792 - The police is here, Babu bhai! - Who invited these pests? 1700 01:47:52,959 --> 01:47:55,667 Please give my money, please give it. 1701 01:47:55,709 --> 01:47:57,709 Uncle, I gave you the cheque. You will get the entire amount. 1702 01:47:57,834 --> 01:48:00,042 - Come on, run! - Will I make a curry of the cheque? 1703 01:48:00,375 --> 01:48:01,959 I will suffer a huge loss, my girl... 1704 01:48:02,042 --> 01:48:03,918 Darn the money, Babu bhai, let's get out of here...now! 1705 01:48:04,001 --> 01:48:04,918 Run...run... 1706 01:48:05,001 --> 01:48:07,667 Hey... My money... My money... 1707 01:48:08,083 --> 01:48:10,042 - Give me the bag... - Here, take your money... 1708 01:48:10,334 --> 01:48:13,918 Leave me alone...and never call me a cheat again! 1709 01:48:15,334 --> 01:48:17,834 Since the time I've come you haven't shut up for a second... 1710 01:48:18,876 --> 01:48:21,292 Wherever I go, I hear you calling me a cheat. 1711 01:48:21,334 --> 01:48:22,709 Yes, I cheated you! 1712 01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:25,417 All my life I have faced dowry seeking boys... 1713 01:48:25,500 --> 01:48:27,626 ...who have insulted Booji and me. 1714 01:48:28,876 --> 01:48:30,042 I'm a topper. 1715 01:48:30,209 --> 01:48:32,876 But there's no value of my mind. 1716 01:48:33,375 --> 01:48:36,751 They hear fifteen lakhs dowry and reject me. 1717 01:48:38,042 --> 01:48:40,000 You know how many times I've been rejected? 1718 01:48:41,083 --> 01:48:43,250 I couldn't bear the insult anymore... 1719 01:48:43,584 --> 01:48:46,667 ...that's why I decided never to marry. 1720 01:48:46,709 --> 01:48:48,667 I don't want any man in my life. 1721 01:48:49,667 --> 01:48:52,709 I made this plan to fulfill my dreams. 1722 01:48:53,042 --> 01:48:55,834 But you ruined the entire plan. 1723 01:48:56,709 --> 01:48:57,709 What was the need... 1724 01:48:57,751 --> 01:49:00,292 ...to make this relationship for the value of my laughter, my beauty... 1725 01:49:00,375 --> 01:49:02,125 ...my mind, my friendship? 1726 01:49:03,042 --> 01:49:04,918 Why are you so strange? 1727 01:49:05,667 --> 01:49:09,375 You never went to college, you speak in broken English. 1728 01:49:09,626 --> 01:49:13,334 You eat the betel leaf, you burp, you wear horrible shirts... 1729 01:49:16,709 --> 01:49:19,125 ...but yet I started liking you for your sweetness. 1730 01:49:22,792 --> 01:49:25,125 I couldn't hurt you and go to America. 1731 01:49:25,167 --> 01:49:27,459 That's why I was coming to return your money. 1732 01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:29,500 Its eighty lakhs. You can count... 1733 01:49:30,417 --> 01:49:32,542 Hey, Taru, here... 1734 01:49:33,042 --> 01:49:34,167 Hey! 1735 01:49:34,209 --> 01:49:36,209 Well done, Taru, you caught the girl. 1736 01:49:36,500 --> 01:49:39,209 - Look what I caught? - Leave him... Leave him... 1737 01:49:40,083 --> 01:49:41,042 Excuse me. 1738 01:49:42,083 --> 01:49:43,542 What do you mean 'see what I caught'? 1739 01:49:43,584 --> 01:49:45,292 He's my father, not a thief. 1740 01:49:45,918 --> 01:49:47,626 Taru, whatever happened, it was my doing. 1741 01:49:47,709 --> 01:49:50,292 I made the whole plan, it's not Booji's fault. 1742 01:49:50,375 --> 01:49:51,459 Please let him go. 1743 01:49:51,500 --> 01:49:53,209 What is this commotion? 1744 01:49:53,250 --> 01:49:55,083 Very shrewd criminals they are, both father and daughter... 1745 01:49:55,167 --> 01:49:57,334 They duped my client of eighty lakhs... 1746 01:49:57,459 --> 01:49:58,667 ...it's in the bag... 1747 01:49:58,709 --> 01:50:00,584 Is this correct, uncle? 1748 01:50:00,959 --> 01:50:03,001 - Yes. - Come on then, to the police station. 1749 01:50:03,125 --> 01:50:04,292 Just wait and watch now, Taru... 1750 01:50:04,334 --> 01:50:06,125 I will get the maximum sentence for her. 1751 01:50:06,292 --> 01:50:07,800 So that all the girls of India will learn a lesson... 1752 01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:11,417 ...that they shouldn't dare trick innocent guys into 498a. 1753 01:50:12,334 --> 01:50:14,292 If girls trick guys, they are low-life... 1754 01:50:14,542 --> 01:50:17,000 ...but boys keep demanding dowry, they are still considered innocent. 1755 01:50:18,626 --> 01:50:19,667 No. 1756 01:50:20,250 --> 01:50:21,751 You please leave... Sorry. 1757 01:50:21,792 --> 01:50:23,334 Made us run for nothing... 1758 01:50:23,918 --> 01:50:25,542 Have you gone mad, Taru? 1759 01:50:31,167 --> 01:50:32,250 You come here... 1760 01:50:32,792 --> 01:50:33,918 What? 1761 01:50:47,334 --> 01:50:49,792 - If you want to say something... - Will you shut up for a minute? 1762 01:50:50,459 --> 01:50:51,918 Can I say something? 1763 01:50:55,542 --> 01:50:57,375 I understood everything else... 1764 01:50:58,709 --> 01:51:01,584 ...but what did you say in the middle of that long speech... 1765 01:51:02,834 --> 01:51:04,959 ...you started liking me? 1766 01:51:05,250 --> 01:51:07,209 What? Yes... 1767 01:51:08,125 --> 01:51:09,459 Just liking? 1768 01:51:10,125 --> 01:51:11,584 I fell in love with you. 1769 01:51:12,792 --> 01:51:14,250 Since I've returned from Lucknow... 1770 01:51:14,334 --> 01:51:16,584 ...I just can't forget the flavors of your talk, of your food... 1771 01:51:16,792 --> 01:51:19,375 ...of the fun I had with you. 1772 01:51:20,584 --> 01:51:22,792 I have gotten addicted to your flavors. 1773 01:51:25,751 --> 01:51:29,167 So the butcher has fallen in love with the goat? 1774 01:51:33,042 --> 01:51:34,250 You are that good... 1775 01:51:35,751 --> 01:51:38,584 Why can't all other men be normal like you... 1776 01:51:38,876 --> 01:51:40,459 Then there wouldn't be any problem. 1777 01:51:40,500 --> 01:51:43,959 There would have been a big problem. 1778 01:51:45,375 --> 01:51:46,834 Then you wouldn't have come to Lucknow. 1779 01:51:47,792 --> 01:51:49,918 Sania would have become somebody else's in Hyderabad. 1780 01:51:51,959 --> 01:51:55,959 - Gulrez. - Oh yes, Gulrez. 1781 01:51:58,250 --> 01:51:59,542 So you have forgiven me? 1782 01:52:00,125 --> 01:52:03,584 What to do, you are that good. 1783 01:52:07,042 --> 01:52:09,918 You have tricked me by feeding kheer... 1784 01:52:13,167 --> 01:52:15,918 ...but I still want to love you so very much. 1785 01:52:18,834 --> 01:52:22,334 Gullu... You hurt me badly. 1786 01:52:25,250 --> 01:52:28,834 - You won't again? - No, no, never ever. Sorry. 1787 01:52:38,250 --> 01:52:40,584 What did I do to deserve you? 1788 01:52:41,751 --> 01:52:45,792 Something wonderful my dear... that's why you got my Gullu. 1789 01:52:46,792 --> 01:52:50,125 Gullu-Taru, perfect couple. 1790 01:52:50,500 --> 01:52:52,042 Now we will have a real wedding. 1791 01:53:03,500 --> 01:53:06,584 Enough of fooling around, shall we begin? 1792 01:53:06,709 --> 01:53:09,125 - Gulrez dear... - Yes... 1793 01:53:12,709 --> 01:53:16,334 Tariq Haider, I mean Taru Haider... 1794 01:53:16,459 --> 01:53:18,001 ...son of Farooq Haider. 1795 01:53:18,417 --> 01:53:22,876 Do you accept me, Gulrez Qadir, daughter of Abdul Qadir? 1796 01:53:23,250 --> 01:53:25,167 You accept without a single penny of dowry? 1797 01:53:25,250 --> 01:53:28,209 Not once, a thousand times. Say you accept, son. 1798 01:53:29,459 --> 01:53:30,417 I accept... 1799 01:53:30,834 --> 01:53:36,209 Do you accept me Tariq Haider, son of Farooq Haider? 1800 01:53:38,125 --> 01:53:39,334 I accept you. 1801 01:53:40,292 --> 01:53:45,083 Amju! The girl's father is ready to help us. 1802 01:53:45,250 --> 01:53:46,500 Full help... 1803 01:53:47,167 --> 01:53:48,500 One crore. 1804 01:53:49,167 --> 01:53:51,250 Say thank you... 1805 01:53:52,667 --> 01:53:56,292 Father, I'm not an item for you to sell and him to buy. 1806 01:53:56,626 --> 01:53:58,918 I don't want to go to America with someone's help... 1807 01:53:59,125 --> 01:54:02,334 So, sir, thanks but no thanks. 1808 01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:04,375 I'm sorry... 1809 01:54:08,709 --> 01:54:10,667 - Have you lost your mind? - Yes, I have... 1810 01:54:10,792 --> 01:54:12,584 I wish I had lost it sooner.