WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:03:05.918 --> 00:03:09.209 Slow, slow, it's on the right... the blue house... stop here. 4 00:03:12.125 --> 00:03:14.334 - Hey, Bilqees! - Yes, Rukmani? 5 00:03:16.542 --> 00:03:17.792 Is this a car or a jar? 6 00:03:17.959 --> 00:03:21.459 They've come stuffed like pickles, to arrange the marriage. 7 00:03:22.375 --> 00:03:23.667 Slalekum! 8 00:03:24.584 --> 00:03:26.834 Slalekum! Hope you didn't lose your way, sir. 9 00:03:27.375 --> 00:03:29.125 Lanes in our neighborhood, very naughty... 10 00:03:29.167 --> 00:03:31.292 ...send you spinning like a top. 11 00:03:31.334 --> 00:03:33.584 Slalekum! Slalekum! 12 00:03:33.626 --> 00:03:35.417 - Walekum. - Please come... Walekum. 13 00:03:37.125 --> 00:03:38.417 Please come... 14 00:03:38.459 --> 00:03:39.959 Don't you have a lift? 15 00:03:40.042 --> 00:03:43.542 It's just a few steps... we'll reach the top in seconds... 16 00:03:44.250 --> 00:03:46.542 Pooja... Gullu's best friend... 17 00:03:46.584 --> 00:03:47.918 How are you? 18 00:03:47.959 --> 00:03:49.292 Please come... 19 00:03:51.167 --> 00:03:52.000 Please come... 20 00:03:52.042 --> 00:03:54.042 We can get a lift put in two days... 21 00:03:54.125 --> 00:03:56.584 ...but climbing stairs prevents heart attack. 22 00:03:56.667 --> 00:03:59.542 - Yes, but you lose your breath... - Please come... 23 00:04:00.209 --> 00:04:02.125 - Gullu! - Aadaab! - Please come! 24 00:04:02.292 --> 00:04:04.250 - Aadaab! - Aadaab! 25 00:04:05.334 --> 00:04:06.834 Please... Please help yourself. 26 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:08.334 Please take a seat. 27 00:04:12.417 --> 00:04:13.751 Thank you. 28 00:04:24.792 --> 00:04:28.042 Gullu, show Mr. Montu your books. 29 00:04:28.125 --> 00:04:30.417 - Get to know each other. - Yes, yes... go, son. 30 00:04:30.876 --> 00:04:32.167 Come. 31 00:04:33.584 --> 00:04:34.584 Mummy, cold drink. 32 00:04:34.751 --> 00:04:37.125 Don't be greedy... you'll get a bad throat. 33 00:04:37.876 --> 00:04:40.250 So, how much have you saved? 34 00:04:40.709 --> 00:04:44.876 Jewelry worth three lakhs, three lakhs for an AC Car... 35 00:04:45.209 --> 00:04:47.209 ...and nine lakhs in fixed deposit... 36 00:04:47.250 --> 00:04:49.125 I will break it as soon as the wedding is fixed. 37 00:04:52.876 --> 00:04:54.250 Total fifteen lakhs. 38 00:04:54.709 --> 00:04:57.792 My Gullu topped the whole Andhra state in the 12th grade. 39 00:04:59.667 --> 00:05:03.167 She is a Gold medalist, look at her certificates. 40 00:05:10.292 --> 00:05:12.250 She even got admission in an American college. 41 00:05:12.459 --> 00:05:14.125 Poor girl didn't get a scholarship... 42 00:05:14.167 --> 00:05:15.792 ...or she would be studying there right now. 43 00:05:16.667 --> 00:05:18.626 Along with the job, she's doing her B.Com as well. 44 00:05:18.709 --> 00:05:19.918 As soon as she finishes her third year... 45 00:05:20.083 --> 00:05:21.667 ...she will become an assistant manager. 46 00:05:21.792 --> 00:05:24.751 Fifteen is a bit on the lower side. 47 00:05:24.918 --> 00:05:27.918 I can arrange for a couple more... up to seventeen. 48 00:05:28.918 --> 00:05:32.667 She's pretty, she's earning as well... it's ok, let's say yes. 49 00:05:32.918 --> 00:05:35.292 Player of the year in basketball and badminton. 50 00:05:35.375 --> 00:05:39.125 - Basketball. - Ok... after all, she's a motherless child. 51 00:05:39.209 --> 00:05:42.292 You can start shooting. 52 00:05:42.334 --> 00:05:45.626 Congratulations, Mr. Abdul... Congratulations, Mr. Abdul. 53 00:05:45.792 --> 00:05:47.042 - Congratulations, uncle. - Congratulations, big sister... 54 00:05:47.167 --> 00:05:49.083 - ...congratulations, brother. - Let's go, Mummy. 55 00:05:49.125 --> 00:05:50.250 What happened, Montu? 56 00:05:51.083 --> 00:05:54.334 I said let's go, these people are wasting our time. 57 00:05:54.459 --> 00:05:56.626 I don't want them, I don't want this match. 58 00:05:56.709 --> 00:05:58.375 But what happened, my son? 59 00:05:58.459 --> 00:06:02.334 What happened is that your Mr. Montu is a fraud... 60 00:06:02.542 --> 00:06:04.792 His bio data said, fluent in English... 61 00:06:04.876 --> 00:06:08.584 ...but he says 'bilu' for blue and 'flim' for film... 62 00:06:08.626 --> 00:06:12.209 He asked me if I watch bilu flim... 63 00:06:12.959 --> 00:06:15.417 Tell me, Booji... ...how do I answer to that... 64 00:06:15.500 --> 00:06:18.042 ...if his pronunciation of blue film is so wrong? 65 00:06:18.083 --> 00:06:21.876 And for education qualification, he wrote degree from IIM. 66 00:06:21.918 --> 00:06:24.626 - IIM means? - Indian Institute of Management... 67 00:06:25.125 --> 00:06:27.584 International Institute of Mahbubnagar. 68 00:06:29.001 --> 00:06:33.459 Mr. Bad-English-bilu-flim- fake-diploma-holder- Montu... 69 00:06:33.542 --> 00:06:35.751 You have wasted our time! 70 00:06:35.918 --> 00:06:39.042 Wasted our time, tang, samosa, chips, biscuit...everything! 71 00:06:39.667 --> 00:06:41.125 And your mummy... 72 00:06:41.167 --> 00:06:43.209 ...she's been making faces over everything since she's come... 73 00:06:43.292 --> 00:06:47.417 - Gullu! - Take her away quickly before her face permanently... 74 00:06:48.667 --> 00:06:50.042 ...becomes like this... 75 00:06:50.083 --> 00:06:52.834 Gulrez, Pooja... don't misbehave. 76 00:06:53.250 --> 00:06:55.250 Come on, let's go! Come on, Montu! 77 00:06:55.334 --> 00:06:58.334 Who will wed such a bratty, dark-skinned... 78 00:06:58.375 --> 00:07:00.083 ...uncouth, ugly-looking girl? 79 00:07:00.292 --> 00:07:03.918 Bye, Montu... Bye. - Sister, our Gullu is just joking... 80 00:07:04.250 --> 00:07:07.001 She's just a kid... Please don't leave, she will say sorry... 81 00:07:07.125 --> 00:07:09.250 Please hear me out... 82 00:07:09.292 --> 00:07:11.918 Ismail bhai... Bhabhi... 83 00:07:11.959 --> 00:07:13.709 - Montu... - I came here because of you. 84 00:07:13.792 --> 00:07:16.001 What did I know they are beggars... 85 00:07:16.083 --> 00:07:17.918 ...everyone said they are very well known... 86 00:07:19.626 --> 00:07:22.918 Such a long resume he had sent and not one thing was true. 87 00:07:23.751 --> 00:07:25.125 Booji, snacks? 88 00:07:25.834 --> 00:07:27.417 Today if your mother was alive... 89 00:07:27.500 --> 00:07:30.459 She would say, Mr. Qadir...have a samosa. 90 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:33.375 You just keep eating samosas. 91 00:07:33.417 --> 00:07:35.500 What is the samosa's fault? 92 00:07:39.001 --> 00:07:41.667 Booji has gone sad and the samosas have gone cold! 93 00:08:08.918 --> 00:08:10.709 Gullu! 94 00:08:17.751 --> 00:08:19.250 Gullu! 95 00:08:22.792 --> 00:08:24.250 It's quarter past seven. 96 00:08:24.375 --> 00:08:25.876 Slalekum... 97 00:08:27.709 --> 00:08:29.417 ...slalekum... 98 00:08:30.167 --> 00:08:32.417 Oh, still in a bad mood... 99 00:08:32.459 --> 00:08:34.250 Tea not sweet? 100 00:08:44.959 --> 00:08:47.417 Gullu, it's quarter past eight, come for breakfast. 101 00:08:53.209 --> 00:08:54.334 Booji... come on, we're getting late... 102 00:08:54.417 --> 00:08:56.000 I've been waiting so long... 103 00:08:59.792 --> 00:09:01.876 You always delay us... 104 00:09:03.709 --> 00:09:05.918 - Bhai Miyan, Slalekum! - Slalekum. 105 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:08.834 Stand straight, you'll be late for school. 106 00:09:10.542 --> 00:09:13.334 Gullu, you dismissed another case last night? 107 00:09:13.375 --> 00:09:14.918 Yes, aunt...and in record time! 108 00:09:15.042 --> 00:09:16.250 - Namaste, brother. - Namaste. 109 00:09:16.334 --> 00:09:18.292 - Ready, Booji? - Let's go. 110 00:09:22.792 --> 00:09:26.083 Booji, soon as we have loads of money... 111 00:09:26.125 --> 00:09:30.209 ...we will buy a big bungalow and settle down in Jubilee Hills. 112 00:09:30.250 --> 00:09:34.001 There will be no aunt Rukmani or aunt Bilqees to trouble us there. 113 00:09:34.792 --> 00:09:36.250 Are you listening? 114 00:09:37.334 --> 00:09:38.626 Booji? 115 00:09:39.918 --> 00:09:42.292 Radha-Raja Reddy case result will be declared today, right? 116 00:09:42.375 --> 00:09:44.709 What do you think? Who will win? Radha or Raja? 117 00:09:44.876 --> 00:09:47.918 - Say something. - I don't know. Drive quietly. 118 00:09:48.667 --> 00:09:52.876 Booj! How can I marry some 'bilu film' watching fraud? 119 00:09:53.083 --> 00:09:56.250 All I'm asking for is an intelligent husband, is that too much? 120 00:09:57.083 --> 00:09:59.876 If one has just enough money for a handful of oily jalebis... 121 00:10:00.001 --> 00:10:01.500 ...one can't buy a kilo of Pula Reddy's... 122 00:10:01.584 --> 00:10:03.542 ...expensive pure-ghee gulab jamuns. 123 00:10:04.042 --> 00:10:05.626 With the dowry that I can give... 124 00:10:05.751 --> 00:10:08.000 ...we will only find these bad-English types. 125 00:10:08.459 --> 00:10:11.250 How do I get an Oxford dictionary product for fifteen lakhs? 126 00:10:11.542 --> 00:10:14.876 Then why did you send me to a private English medium... 127 00:10:14.959 --> 00:10:15.834 ...you should have sent me to a Government school. 128 00:10:15.918 --> 00:10:17.709 I wouldn't have gotten addicted to English. 129 00:10:17.876 --> 00:10:20.834 Or you should have married me off right after school. 130 00:10:20.876 --> 00:10:24.167 You know lesser the age, lesser the dowry! 131 00:10:24.209 --> 00:10:26.792 If I had married you off at sixteen wouldn't I have been jailed? 132 00:10:26.834 --> 00:10:28.083 Won't you be jailed for giving dowry? 133 00:10:28.167 --> 00:10:29.459 What can one do about that... 134 00:10:30.083 --> 00:10:33.334 In our country you can't buy a house without paying black money... 135 00:10:33.542 --> 00:10:35.292 ...and you can't get married without dowry. 136 00:10:35.375 --> 00:10:37.375 God knows how many baby girls are killed everyday... 137 00:10:37.459 --> 00:10:38.792 ...by their own parents. 138 00:10:38.834 --> 00:10:42.542 You too should have given me rat poison, with gulab jamun. 139 00:10:42.626 --> 00:10:44.626 The whole dowry head-ache would be over. 140 00:10:44.751 --> 00:10:46.417 Don't talk nonsense. 141 00:10:47.042 --> 00:10:48.918 Only two years left for my retirement. 142 00:10:49.083 --> 00:10:51.542 Soon as you get hitched, I can rest easy. 143 00:10:51.626 --> 00:10:54.167 Hitched? I don't want to get sorted, Booji. 144 00:10:54.250 --> 00:10:56.209 Yes, you just want to unsettle me! 145 00:10:56.876 --> 00:11:01.292 Everything will be fine, just stop bringing jerks to marry me off. 146 00:11:01.459 --> 00:11:04.500 Of course, Gulluji, the boys I call are all jerks. 147 00:11:04.751 --> 00:11:07.834 You only want Mr. World... ...no Miss World? 148 00:11:08.042 --> 00:11:10.709 Why Mr. World, I'll get Mr. Universe. 149 00:11:12.626 --> 00:11:14.001 Sure you will! 150 00:11:14.751 --> 00:11:16.751 - Khuda Hafiz. - Khuda Hafiz. 151 00:11:21.042 --> 00:11:23.542 Mr. Qadir...Sir, please hear me out... 152 00:11:23.584 --> 00:11:26.751 Sir, you are the senior-most clerk in the registrar's office... 153 00:11:26.792 --> 00:11:29.459 ...you can postpone my boss's court date if you want. 154 00:11:29.542 --> 00:11:31.626 You will profit in exchange. 155 00:11:31.667 --> 00:11:33.042 I don't want your profit. 156 00:11:33.083 --> 00:11:34.592 Sir, cash or kind, your choice. 157 00:11:34.792 --> 00:11:37.417 You can take the whole family on a vacation to America. 158 00:11:37.459 --> 00:11:39.626 Recently Mr. Mudgil took his family there... 159 00:11:39.667 --> 00:11:41.500 I said no! Now get out of here! 160 00:11:43.042 --> 00:11:44.417 You moron! 161 00:11:44.626 --> 00:11:46.500 The date will get changed anyhow. 162 00:11:46.542 --> 00:11:48.417 Mr. Qadir... why so stressed? 163 00:11:48.667 --> 00:11:50.083 They are openly spreading corruption! 164 00:11:50.167 --> 00:11:54.001 Forget about him. Want to bet on the Raja Radha Reddy case? 165 00:11:54.459 --> 00:11:57.542 It's a bet! Raja Reddy will get six years in jail. 166 00:11:57.584 --> 00:11:59.250 What are you saying, Mr. Qadir? 167 00:11:59.334 --> 00:12:01.834 Raja Reddy supplies milk to the whole state... 168 00:12:01.876 --> 00:12:03.167 ...he's the 'Milk King'... 169 00:12:03.209 --> 00:12:05.918 Nobody is king when it comes to 498a. 170 00:12:06.250 --> 00:12:10.417 Radha Reddy has filed a case of dowry harassment under section 498a. 171 00:12:10.459 --> 00:12:13.292 There is no bail in 498a, and if the husband is found guilty... 172 00:12:13.334 --> 00:12:16.250 - ...he goes straight to jail. - Mr. Supreme Court, you will lose. 173 00:12:16.459 --> 00:12:18.250 We'll see who wins! 174 00:12:18.292 --> 00:12:22.834 Radha Reddy, victorious in the dowry harassment case, thanks to 498a. 175 00:12:22.876 --> 00:12:26.375 The power of 498a has delivered justice to Radha Reddy... 176 00:12:26.542 --> 00:12:28.250 ...who has been harassed in a dowry case. 177 00:12:28.500 --> 00:12:30.792 Her husband Raja Reddy has been convicted for six years in prison. 178 00:12:31.083 --> 00:12:34.709 Radha Reddy ma'am, your husband has got a six year jail term... 179 00:12:34.834 --> 00:12:36.001 ...how does it feel? 180 00:12:36.334 --> 00:12:38.167 I am very happy, thanks to 498a. 181 00:12:38.375 --> 00:12:40.417 The honorable judge has sent my husband to jail... 182 00:12:40.626 --> 00:12:43.500 ...ordered him to give me ten crores cash... 183 00:12:43.584 --> 00:12:46.334 ...a flat to live in and four lakhs monthly alimony. 184 00:12:46.375 --> 00:12:48.042 Long live 498a. 185 00:12:50.083 --> 00:12:51.209 Like you just saw... 186 00:12:52.209 --> 00:12:55.125 You are wasting your time as a clerk Abdul Qadir... 187 00:12:55.292 --> 00:12:56.292 ...you should become an advocate. 188 00:12:56.542 --> 00:12:59.125 You know the law better than these LLB lawyers... 189 00:12:59.167 --> 00:13:01.709 Once again I will have to treat you to biryani. 190 00:13:01.792 --> 00:13:02.959 Once again a winner! 191 00:13:03.292 --> 00:13:05.292 Qadir bhai...your judge has arrived. 192 00:13:05.334 --> 00:13:06.918 Oh my God! 193 00:13:12.751 --> 00:13:14.167 Good morning, sir... 194 00:13:14.334 --> 00:13:15.876 - Good morning... - Sorry, sir. 195 00:13:27.292 --> 00:13:29.667 My foot is sprained, be careful... 196 00:13:30.375 --> 00:13:32.584 Heel is too small... show me something else... 197 00:13:32.709 --> 00:13:36.125 Ma'am, I've shown you all the ladies' styles in the shop... 198 00:13:36.292 --> 00:13:39.250 ...now I can only show you the gent's shoes, if you like. 199 00:13:39.292 --> 00:13:41.334 Why should I wear gent's shoes? 200 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:44.292 I don't like anything. I'm leaving. 201 00:13:45.542 --> 00:13:47.292 Ok, no problem, ma'am. 202 00:13:47.626 --> 00:13:49.834 You're welcome. Do come again. 203 00:13:51.709 --> 00:13:54.292 I'm leaving this darn job now! 204 00:13:54.959 --> 00:13:56.834 But you love shoes... 205 00:13:56.959 --> 00:14:00.751 I love shoes, but not stupid customers like that lady. 206 00:14:02.292 --> 00:14:03.500 Relax! 207 00:14:05.751 --> 00:14:07.500 Look, your coffee-shop guy. 208 00:14:11.292 --> 00:14:13.000 He's so handsome! 209 00:14:14.667 --> 00:14:15.709 What's the use? 210 00:14:15.751 --> 00:14:18.334 We've been saying 'so handsome, so handsome' since a month. 211 00:14:19.209 --> 00:14:21.250 He doesn't even look here. 212 00:14:22.042 --> 00:14:26.292 We don't exist for cool dudes like him, poor sales girls like us. 213 00:14:26.500 --> 00:14:28.876 Oh my God Gullu! He's coming this way... 214 00:14:51.500 --> 00:14:55.751 Hi! Amjad...Amjad Baig. 215 00:14:58.334 --> 00:15:00.918 Gulrez Qadir. How can I help you?! 216 00:15:00.959 --> 00:15:02.834 Am looking for a cool pair for my mum. 217 00:15:03.834 --> 00:15:05.250 Repeat please. 218 00:15:06.209 --> 00:15:08.083 I want to buy shoes... for my mother. 219 00:15:08.709 --> 00:15:11.792 No, no... in English. Your accent is so yummy. 220 00:15:13.334 --> 00:15:15.250 I am looking for a cool pair for my mum. 221 00:15:16.751 --> 00:15:18.792 - American accent? - Yeah... 222 00:15:21.667 --> 00:15:23.792 I've been watching you for a month. 223 00:15:25.918 --> 00:15:29.083 And I've been waiting for you... 224 00:15:29.125 --> 00:15:31.375 ...to have the courage to enter the shop. 225 00:15:32.375 --> 00:15:33.918 I'm somewhat of a wimp. 226 00:15:38.459 --> 00:15:41.250 So...your mom's size? 227 00:15:41.876 --> 00:15:43.417 Yes, yes... 228 00:15:48.584 --> 00:15:49.709 Huh! 229 00:15:51.792 --> 00:15:53.375 Cool...come! 230 00:15:57.375 --> 00:16:00.042 Where in America do you live? New York? 231 00:16:00.125 --> 00:16:03.500 Jubilee Hills... the Hyderabad one. Born and brought up. 232 00:16:03.751 --> 00:16:05.292 So this American accent? 233 00:16:05.334 --> 00:16:07.500 I work for an American software company... 234 00:16:08.042 --> 00:16:10.667 ...but I'm shifting to America in three months. 235 00:16:10.834 --> 00:16:12.584 I've got admission in MBA. 236 00:16:12.626 --> 00:16:15.083 - New York? - Kalamazoo. 237 00:16:15.584 --> 00:16:17.584 Oh, Kalamazoo. 238 00:16:19.459 --> 00:16:21.500 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan... 239 00:16:21.584 --> 00:16:23.834 Michigan's capital is Lansing. 240 00:16:23.918 --> 00:16:27.083 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan, Michigan's capital... 241 00:16:27.125 --> 00:16:29.083 Michigan, the capital of Lansing. 242 00:16:29.334 --> 00:16:32.083 Lake Ontario to the west. East, Lake Erie. 243 00:16:32.167 --> 00:16:34.792 South west is Ohio, capital Columbus... 244 00:16:34.959 --> 00:16:37.250 ...in the south is Indiana, capital Indianapolis. 245 00:16:37.334 --> 00:16:40.542 And right in the center will be you, Kalamazoo! 246 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:42.083 Wow! 247 00:16:42.167 --> 00:16:43.876 You're quite deep into USA huh? 248 00:16:43.918 --> 00:16:47.209 It was my dream to study shoe-designing in America. 249 00:16:47.500 --> 00:16:49.584 But I became a shoe sales-girl here. 250 00:16:49.918 --> 00:16:54.001 I wish we could both go. Actually, come with me! 251 00:16:54.042 --> 00:16:56.459 You will become a famous star-shoe designer. 252 00:16:56.834 --> 00:17:00.876 I will do your marketing... designer brand... Gullu, what say? 253 00:17:01.876 --> 00:17:04.209 - "Soft, sublime, The scent is yours. - Let's go?" 254 00:17:04.292 --> 00:17:06.709 "I am blooming." 255 00:17:11.042 --> 00:17:13.292 "Soft, sublime, The scent is yours." 256 00:17:13.375 --> 00:17:15.042 "I am blooming." 257 00:17:15.626 --> 00:17:17.834 "Sour, sweet, The words are yours." 258 00:17:17.918 --> 00:17:19.584 "I am chirping." 259 00:17:20.083 --> 00:17:24.542 "You're an old longing, A new playfulness." 260 00:17:24.584 --> 00:17:28.751 "Make me believe Are you for real or not?" 261 00:17:28.959 --> 00:17:33.083 "Oh my, my tongue is slipping." 262 00:17:33.375 --> 00:17:37.751 "I have turned poetic!" 263 00:17:42.542 --> 00:17:46.918 "I'm humming, I've turned romantic..." 264 00:17:47.083 --> 00:17:51.417 "I have turned poetic!" 265 00:18:08.209 --> 00:18:12.459 "Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic..." 266 00:18:18.542 --> 00:18:20.709 "The moon tricks me and walks away." 267 00:18:20.792 --> 00:18:23.000 "It appears to me in the day." 268 00:18:23.083 --> 00:18:27.375 "It picks new dreams for me..." 269 00:18:27.709 --> 00:18:32.167 "It pulls me by the arm, The wind blows me away." 270 00:18:32.250 --> 00:18:35.459 "It finds new ways for me." 271 00:18:36.792 --> 00:18:40.959 "Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic..." 272 00:18:48.042 --> 00:18:52.375 "You're an old habit, You're brand new trouble." 273 00:18:52.500 --> 00:18:56.834 "Make me believe, Are you for real or not?" 274 00:18:56.918 --> 00:19:00.876 "Oh my, my tongue is slipping." 275 00:19:01.375 --> 00:19:05.584 "I have turned poetic!" 276 00:19:10.542 --> 00:19:15.001 "I'm humming, I've turned romantic..." 277 00:19:15.083 --> 00:19:19.292 "I have turned poetic!" 278 00:19:25.417 --> 00:19:26.626 Enough! 279 00:19:27.584 --> 00:19:29.792 I'm hungry...let's eat kebabs? 280 00:19:30.083 --> 00:19:32.083 I am a vegetarian. 281 00:19:33.417 --> 00:19:34.667 Really? 282 00:19:34.751 --> 00:19:36.876 Everyone is turning vegetarian in America. 283 00:19:37.500 --> 00:19:39.751 Amjad! What will we do? 284 00:19:40.042 --> 00:19:42.209 I love you, but I love Nalli, nahari... 285 00:19:42.292 --> 00:19:44.709 ...kebab, biryani, haleem also very much. 286 00:19:44.918 --> 00:19:46.334 I'm a hard-core non! 287 00:19:46.417 --> 00:19:48.542 So you eat. Yes, you can eat. 288 00:19:48.667 --> 00:19:50.042 Who's stopping you? 289 00:19:50.167 --> 00:19:52.751 All relationships are like that in America... 290 00:19:53.292 --> 00:19:55.542 ...you do what you like, I'll do what I like. 291 00:19:57.667 --> 00:19:59.709 I really love you! 292 00:19:59.751 --> 00:20:03.209 Remember this my friend...today I will eat only vegetarian with you. 293 00:20:04.083 --> 00:20:05.375 Gullu... 294 00:20:06.292 --> 00:20:09.083 Let's begin the gift ceremony. 295 00:20:12.209 --> 00:20:16.125 Bride's mother will gift a brand new car... 296 00:20:18.167 --> 00:20:21.709 Mummy, come on, mummy! 297 00:20:25.417 --> 00:20:26.584 Thank you, amma. 298 00:20:27.792 --> 00:20:31.000 Bride's uncle will gift two pure gold wrist watches... 299 00:20:31.083 --> 00:20:34.083 One for the left hand, one for the right. 300 00:20:37.334 --> 00:20:39.584 Very nice dowry. On top of all the gifts... 301 00:20:39.667 --> 00:20:42.709 I have given one crore cash dowry to Pooja's in laws. 302 00:20:42.751 --> 00:20:45.584 Pooja's husband is an IAS, that's his rate. 303 00:20:47.209 --> 00:20:48.375 Gullu! 304 00:20:48.709 --> 00:20:49.959 - Amju! - Hi! 305 00:20:52.792 --> 00:20:54.209 The next presentation... 306 00:20:54.334 --> 00:20:57.709 Bride's aunt will gift a gold set. 307 00:20:57.751 --> 00:20:59.500 Give her a big hand! 308 00:20:59.584 --> 00:21:01.042 Please. 309 00:21:03.001 --> 00:21:08.125 A mixer grinder and 32 inch LED TV from the bride's uncle in Dubai. 310 00:21:08.250 --> 00:21:11.500 You turned out to be quite brave... coming here without an invitation. 311 00:21:11.584 --> 00:21:12.876 I missed you! 312 00:21:13.125 --> 00:21:15.959 I was too busy with the wedding... Pooja wouldn't let go of me... 313 00:21:16.042 --> 00:21:19.083 Gullu! I missed you so much! 314 00:21:24.209 --> 00:21:26.250 Will you have a love marriage or arranged? 315 00:21:27.459 --> 00:21:30.334 My father will hang me from the fan if I have a love marriage. 316 00:21:30.417 --> 00:21:31.667 You? 317 00:21:32.834 --> 00:21:37.918 My Booji...should be okay. Hopefully. 318 00:21:38.500 --> 00:21:40.375 Did you tell Booji about me? 319 00:21:41.125 --> 00:21:43.918 No. Should I? 320 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:47.125 Should I convince my father to bring a proposal to your house? 321 00:21:48.626 --> 00:21:50.167 Are you proposing to me? 322 00:21:50.209 --> 00:21:52.500 We've been together for more than a month. 323 00:21:56.542 --> 00:21:57.626 Okay! 324 00:22:11.125 --> 00:22:14.459 We rejecting boys speaking English very badly... 325 00:22:14.792 --> 00:22:17.667 For Gullu, only good English speaking. 326 00:22:18.001 --> 00:22:20.709 Amju-Gullu... Perfect coupling. 327 00:22:22.459 --> 00:22:27.042 You needn't worry about dowry, we don't want anything. 328 00:22:28.083 --> 00:22:30.167 The love with which Amju has come... 329 00:22:30.209 --> 00:22:32.459 ...I mean all of you have come from Jubilee Hills... 330 00:22:32.500 --> 00:22:34.918 ...you would obviously not bring the filth of dowry with you. 331 00:22:34.959 --> 00:22:38.792 Send you daughter in one outfit, we'll be happy. 332 00:22:39.751 --> 00:22:41.918 We just need some help from you. 333 00:22:42.209 --> 00:22:44.292 Of course. What help? 334 00:22:44.459 --> 00:22:47.626 For his higher education. I told you... 335 00:22:47.667 --> 00:22:49.125 Yes, Kalamazoo! 336 00:22:49.209 --> 00:22:51.334 What a robust name, Kalamazoo. 337 00:22:51.626 --> 00:22:53.125 So... what help can I offer you? 338 00:22:53.459 --> 00:22:57.709 College tuition, travel expenses, living and food expenses... 339 00:22:57.876 --> 00:23:01.167 ...not for him alone, for the bride as well. 340 00:23:01.209 --> 00:23:04.250 After marriage, we won't force your daughter to stay with us. 341 00:23:04.375 --> 00:23:06.834 She will also go with Amju. 342 00:23:07.709 --> 00:23:10.250 We are very open minded... 343 00:23:10.292 --> 00:23:11.918 Very good... 344 00:23:12.375 --> 00:23:14.417 Amju, I hear you're a vegetarian? 345 00:23:14.459 --> 00:23:18.083 Here, the help list! 346 00:23:18.751 --> 00:23:20.626 Oh okay... 347 00:23:22.918 --> 00:23:24.792 It's just eight lakhs. 348 00:23:25.001 --> 00:23:26.542 Not eight, eighty. 349 00:23:32.792 --> 00:23:35.876 Eighty! - Please go through it. It's all accounted. 350 00:23:36.250 --> 00:23:40.334 Every penny will be spent on them. Nothing on us. 351 00:23:43.500 --> 00:23:45.876 You never said anything about this, Amju? 352 00:23:46.834 --> 00:23:49.459 Have you spoken to Gulrez before this? 353 00:23:49.500 --> 00:23:52.083 Yes... he's spoken to me, held my hand... 354 00:23:52.167 --> 00:23:53.792 Said I love you a hundred times. 355 00:23:53.876 --> 00:23:56.667 Ok... but the match is being made with our permission. 356 00:23:56.834 --> 00:23:58.417 It is arranged. 357 00:23:59.083 --> 00:24:01.334 Amju, how can you do this if you love me... 358 00:24:01.375 --> 00:24:03.584 ...how can you ask for money? 359 00:24:03.626 --> 00:24:05.709 This is understood, dear. 360 00:24:05.751 --> 00:24:08.626 He will go to America, get educated, earn millions... 361 00:24:08.751 --> 00:24:10.001 ...only you will enjoy the benefits. 362 00:24:10.375 --> 00:24:13.167 We're just asking your father for some help... 363 00:24:13.209 --> 00:24:15.918 ...not asking him to build the Charminar! 364 00:24:16.001 --> 00:24:18.751 But you are educated, with an American accent... 365 00:24:18.876 --> 00:24:21.250 - ...going to do your MBA... - So? 366 00:24:21.626 --> 00:24:26.001 Doctors, engineers, IAS, IPS, all ask for help. 367 00:24:26.042 --> 00:24:28.083 What's wrong with MBA? 368 00:24:28.125 --> 00:24:31.584 Amju, I'm an ordinary sales-girl, where will I get eighty lakhs from? 369 00:24:31.792 --> 00:24:34.751 But your father works at the court...high court! 370 00:24:35.209 --> 00:24:38.001 Yes, but I'm merely a clerk, not a lawyer. 371 00:24:38.500 --> 00:24:40.626 My salary is only thirty thousand per month. 372 00:24:41.459 --> 00:24:45.584 I have some jewelry and cash for the dowry... 373 00:24:45.667 --> 00:24:49.751 Hey, hey, who's asking for dowry... Help, help! 374 00:24:50.001 --> 00:24:53.417 Sorry help... I can help up to fifteen lakhs. 375 00:24:53.792 --> 00:24:55.042 Fifteen? 376 00:24:55.417 --> 00:24:59.626 Nowadays even the note-books cost more in America... 377 00:24:59.667 --> 00:25:03.751 There's a long line of people waiting to help my Amju. 378 00:25:03.834 --> 00:25:06.876 Not bits and pieces, full help. 379 00:25:08.167 --> 00:25:11.375 Amjad, you won't say anything? 380 00:25:15.083 --> 00:25:18.250 Dad, my education will cost only sixty lakhs... 381 00:25:18.292 --> 00:25:19.709 ...why are you asking for eighty? 382 00:25:19.751 --> 00:25:21.083 That's unfair. 383 00:25:22.042 --> 00:25:24.042 Unfair? What's unfair? 384 00:25:24.209 --> 00:25:27.000 I pawned my jewelry to send you to an English medium school... 385 00:25:27.083 --> 00:25:30.959 ...now you're misbehaving with us in fluent English! 386 00:25:32.334 --> 00:25:33.792 I'm Sorry... 387 00:25:36.751 --> 00:25:38.459 - Amju! - Gullu, my child! 388 00:25:39.459 --> 00:25:40.792 What kind of misbehavior is this? 389 00:25:40.876 --> 00:25:42.167 You won't get anything here... 390 00:25:42.250 --> 00:25:46.459 ...no burger, no hot-dog, no cold-drink, no help... Nothing. 391 00:25:46.542 --> 00:25:47.584 Get out of here... 392 00:25:47.667 --> 00:25:49.083 - Get out...out! - She's gone crazy! 393 00:25:49.125 --> 00:25:50.129 Gullu, calm down... 394 00:25:50.329 --> 00:25:51.334 Leave! Just leave! 395 00:25:52.001 --> 00:25:54.001 - I love you, Gullu. - I hate you, Amjad. 396 00:25:54.959 --> 00:25:57.250 Gullu, I want to go to Kalamazoo with you... 397 00:25:57.334 --> 00:25:59.209 ...climb the Statue of Liberty with you... 398 00:25:59.292 --> 00:26:01.876 Go hang yourself... bloody vegetarian! 399 00:26:02.834 --> 00:26:05.626 - Gullu! Gullu! - Let's go! 400 00:26:05.709 --> 00:26:07.709 Mr. Abdul Qadir! This is not right! 401 00:26:07.834 --> 00:26:09.542 Your daughter has made a very big mistake! A very big mistake! 402 00:26:09.667 --> 00:26:13.334 Get lost... or I'll beat you to a pulp. 403 00:26:13.417 --> 00:26:18.125 You want help? Here, take help...take help... 404 00:27:11.959 --> 00:27:15.042 Radha Reddy ma'am, your husband has been jailed for six years... 405 00:27:15.083 --> 00:27:16.459 ...how does it feel? 406 00:27:16.542 --> 00:27:18.626 I am very happy, thanks to 498a... 407 00:27:18.709 --> 00:27:20.959 The honorable judge has sent my husband to jail... 408 00:27:21.001 --> 00:27:23.834 ...ordered him to give me ten crores cash... 409 00:27:23.918 --> 00:27:26.417 ...a flat to live in and four lakhs monthly alimony. 410 00:27:26.542 --> 00:27:28.459 Long live 498a. 411 00:27:57.167 --> 00:28:00.042 They cook the most delicious biryani... Amazing! 412 00:28:00.792 --> 00:28:02.459 Try this piece, it's very tasty... 413 00:28:02.584 --> 00:28:03.709 No, no... I'm done. 414 00:28:03.792 --> 00:28:05.125 With the baghaare baingan... 415 00:28:05.209 --> 00:28:06.292 Ok, fine. 416 00:28:08.834 --> 00:28:11.542 Only after giving anesthesia of my favorite food... 417 00:28:11.626 --> 00:28:15.209 ...from my favorite restaurant, will you perform surgery... 418 00:28:16.542 --> 00:28:19.042 Out with it...what's up? 419 00:28:20.709 --> 00:28:24.001 Booji, I don't want to get married at all... 420 00:28:24.042 --> 00:28:28.709 ...whether it's a bilu flim cheapster or an American accent MBA. 421 00:28:28.792 --> 00:28:31.918 Nobody values companionship, friendship, love, affection... 422 00:28:32.001 --> 00:28:34.334 ...they're all just parasites. 423 00:28:36.542 --> 00:28:38.626 All boys are not like Gullu. 424 00:28:38.667 --> 00:28:41.001 They are, Booji, you don't know! 425 00:28:48.042 --> 00:28:49.375 Have your cold-drink. 426 00:28:54.751 --> 00:28:58.125 Anyway, I have decided... I will fulfill my dreams. 427 00:28:58.167 --> 00:28:59.959 You and I are going to New York. 428 00:29:00.042 --> 00:29:02.959 I will study fashion designing, I will be a famous shoe designer. 429 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:04.250 You just enjoy! 430 00:29:06.375 --> 00:29:08.542 Come on, which bank will we rob? 431 00:29:12.250 --> 00:29:15.751 We will put 498a, like Radha Reddy. 432 00:29:16.667 --> 00:29:20.000 It's a law, not nail-polish! 433 00:29:20.209 --> 00:29:21.918 We'll use the law. 434 00:29:24.250 --> 00:29:27.626 First, we will change our name and appearance... 435 00:29:27.667 --> 00:29:31.500 ...and post my photo and bio-data on a matrimonial site. 436 00:29:31.584 --> 00:29:34.000 Boys will line up to marry me. 437 00:29:34.584 --> 00:29:36.584 We will interview them... 438 00:29:36.709 --> 00:29:41.083 ...and choose the most... 439 00:29:41.250 --> 00:29:42.709 ...greedy scoundrel. 440 00:29:42.751 --> 00:29:44.292 I will marry him in a fake ceremony. 441 00:29:44.375 --> 00:29:46.918 The next day we will use 498a... 442 00:29:47.042 --> 00:29:51.500 ...and file a dowry harassment case against the groom and his family. 443 00:29:51.751 --> 00:29:55.000 To avoid jail-time they will agree to an out of court settlement. 444 00:29:55.167 --> 00:29:58.792 We will then ask for eighty lakhs in cash! They will have to pay up. 445 00:29:58.834 --> 00:30:02.667 We will take that money and off to New York. 446 00:30:03.083 --> 00:30:04.542 Isn't it a great idea! 447 00:30:06.209 --> 00:30:10.334 You want to bribe me with dinner to pass this dangerous plan? 448 00:30:10.417 --> 00:30:11.667 There's no danger, Booji! 449 00:30:11.792 --> 00:30:14.417 Shut up... just shut up! 450 00:30:16.167 --> 00:30:19.125 Never speak of this stupid plan again! 451 00:30:19.209 --> 00:30:20.959 Let's go! You think you're too smart... trying to use 498a. 452 00:30:21.042 --> 00:30:22.709 Booji! 453 00:30:24.125 --> 00:30:26.375 Hey, Idrees, clean table number seven. 454 00:30:29.959 --> 00:30:31.751 - Slalekum! - Walekum. 455 00:30:31.792 --> 00:30:33.001 My tea today! 456 00:30:39.001 --> 00:30:40.417 You're up very early. 457 00:30:40.459 --> 00:30:42.250 I was planning all night. 458 00:30:45.167 --> 00:30:48.584 We will change our name, dress, appearance and look for our target. 459 00:30:48.667 --> 00:30:51.626 Not here, everyone knows us in Hyderabad. In some other city. 460 00:30:51.709 --> 00:30:53.042 Don't start again! 461 00:30:53.876 --> 00:30:54.959 Listen to the full plan at least... 462 00:30:55.042 --> 00:30:56.667 We will go fully prepared. 463 00:30:56.751 --> 00:30:59.000 I've found out the name of the guy who makes fake passports... 464 00:30:59.083 --> 00:31:01.459 ...here in Laad Bazaar, he'll make it in two days. 465 00:31:01.584 --> 00:31:04.542 Don't worry, I will wear a veil while giving the photo and money. 466 00:31:04.667 --> 00:31:06.375 - He won't recognize... - Stop it now! 467 00:31:06.542 --> 00:31:09.751 If Bilqees and Rukmani hear this, they will report you. 468 00:31:11.751 --> 00:31:13.959 We will have to buy hundred dirhams... 469 00:31:14.042 --> 00:31:16.334 ...we will photocopy those and make bundles. 470 00:31:16.751 --> 00:31:17.792 What? 471 00:31:17.918 --> 00:31:21.083 We need cash for all this, so break the dowry deposit. 472 00:31:21.167 --> 00:31:23.167 It will finance the whole mission. 473 00:31:23.417 --> 00:31:25.001 Where did you learn all this from? 474 00:31:25.042 --> 00:31:25.876 The internet has everything... 475 00:31:25.959 --> 00:31:27.959 ...from child delivery to bomb making, all recipes. 476 00:31:28.042 --> 00:31:31.292 Anyway... One minute... Bhopal, Ahmedabad, Delhi, Lucknow. 477 00:31:31.375 --> 00:31:33.209 - Where do you want to go? - Jail! 478 00:31:34.834 --> 00:31:37.459 Tell me, Booji, I have to book the tickets. 479 00:31:38.500 --> 00:31:41.500 Booji! The whole world asks for dowry! 480 00:31:41.542 --> 00:31:46.125 If I con some money out of a greedy dowry monger, what's the big deal? 481 00:31:46.918 --> 00:31:51.500 In India, one woman is killed for dowry every hour! 482 00:31:51.834 --> 00:31:53.125 I swear by Google... see for yourself. 483 00:31:58.250 --> 00:32:01.918 Booji, we've been insulted a lot. 484 00:32:02.001 --> 00:32:03.959 Now we will avenge those insults. 485 00:32:04.083 --> 00:32:05.667 We will fulfill our dreams. 486 00:32:07.209 --> 00:32:09.250 Don't marry, if you don't want to. 487 00:32:09.292 --> 00:32:11.209 If you want to study... study right here in India. 488 00:32:11.334 --> 00:32:13.918 We have fashion designing here too. 489 00:32:15.792 --> 00:32:17.959 I will only study in New York College. 490 00:32:18.417 --> 00:32:21.876 If you don't want to help, then don't. I will do everything myself. 491 00:32:21.918 --> 00:32:23.459 If you commit this crime, Gullu... 492 00:32:23.751 --> 00:32:26.876 I will report you myself and send you to jail. 493 00:32:26.918 --> 00:32:29.667 Ok, I will marry the "Bilu Flim" jerk tomorrow. 494 00:32:29.709 --> 00:32:31.417 He will make me watch them as well. 495 00:32:31.959 --> 00:32:32.792 Gullu, don't be stubborn... 496 00:32:32.876 --> 00:32:34.459 Who knows, he will make a blue film of me! 497 00:32:34.709 --> 00:32:35.959 Then you'll be happy? 498 00:32:36.417 --> 00:32:38.375 Gullu! Gullu! 499 00:32:38.876 --> 00:32:40.709 Gullu, won't you say Khuda Hafiz? 500 00:32:40.834 --> 00:32:43.709 Ok don't, I won't either! 501 00:32:52.876 --> 00:32:54.417 Booji! Booji! 502 00:32:54.500 --> 00:32:55.542 Did you get hurt? 503 00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:57.167 What happened? 504 00:32:57.876 --> 00:32:58.709 Don't you know how to drive? 505 00:32:58.792 --> 00:32:59.959 - Sorry, I blew the horn... - What happened? 506 00:33:00.042 --> 00:33:01.959 - But he didn't hear, madam... - I'm alright, it's just a scratch. 507 00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:03.167 I'm fine, I'm fine. 508 00:33:03.667 --> 00:33:05.626 Let it be...come let's go. 509 00:33:06.209 --> 00:33:07.209 I should call Mohan Rao. 510 00:33:07.292 --> 00:33:08.250 - Let it be now... - Should we call an ambulance? 511 00:33:08.334 --> 00:33:10.334 No, thank you so much. Thank you. 512 00:33:11.751 --> 00:33:13.167 Sir, please listen to me. 513 00:33:13.334 --> 00:33:17.459 Sir, my father has had an accident, how can I leave him alone? 514 00:33:19.626 --> 00:33:22.292 It's an emergency leave, sir. 515 00:33:23.459 --> 00:33:27.209 Fine, fire me if you like, but I can't come today. 516 00:33:27.459 --> 00:33:30.125 Fine. Idiot! 517 00:33:32.375 --> 00:33:33.918 Come on, don't fuss. 518 00:33:35.626 --> 00:33:40.751 Gullu... If I had been crushed... you, on your own...? 519 00:33:42.375 --> 00:33:45.500 Why are you scared? Nothing will happen to you. 520 00:33:46.375 --> 00:33:49.250 I won't trouble you again... Sorry! 521 00:33:49.417 --> 00:33:50.959 Why should you be sorry? 522 00:33:51.959 --> 00:33:56.459 Before something really happens to me, we will fulfill your dream. 523 00:33:56.792 --> 00:33:58.417 Come on, let's go to New York. 524 00:34:01.500 --> 00:34:03.626 - No, Booji, no... - Yes! 525 00:34:04.667 --> 00:34:07.626 If the whole world is feeding off dishonesty... 526 00:34:08.125 --> 00:34:10.292 ...why should we starve by being honest? 527 00:34:11.083 --> 00:34:12.709 I couldn't become a lawyer... 528 00:34:13.417 --> 00:34:16.209 ...but you will definitely become a fashion designer. 529 00:34:16.500 --> 00:34:20.584 So what's the plan, where will we go to trap our prey? 530 00:34:24.834 --> 00:34:27.375 Bhopal, Ahmedabad, Lucknow, Delhi? 531 00:34:27.626 --> 00:34:30.125 - Lucknow. - Good choice partner. 532 00:34:30.334 --> 00:34:32.375 The food is great in Lucknow. 533 00:35:15.584 --> 00:35:17.167 Daddy... stop scratching. 534 00:35:17.459 --> 00:35:20.417 My beard itches... more so when I'm nervous! 535 00:35:21.042 --> 00:35:24.250 Then scratch stylishly... like this! 536 00:35:29.334 --> 00:35:30.500 Good morning, sir. 537 00:35:30.542 --> 00:35:33.500 - Daddy, what are you doing? - I'm sorry! 538 00:35:35.209 --> 00:35:36.500 I'm sorry! 539 00:35:38.584 --> 00:35:41.167 Sir, my payment? 540 00:35:43.001 --> 00:35:44.542 One... 541 00:35:44.792 --> 00:35:46.250 - Two... - Excuse me? 542 00:35:47.417 --> 00:35:48.709 I'm sorry! 543 00:36:05.167 --> 00:36:06.459 Sorry! 544 00:36:06.542 --> 00:36:08.083 What are you doing? 545 00:36:09.334 --> 00:36:10.792 Keep your hand here. 546 00:36:17.417 --> 00:36:18.584 Daddy... 547 00:36:30.459 --> 00:36:31.626 Welcome, sir! 548 00:36:33.834 --> 00:36:35.209 - Namaste, ma'am! - Welcome, sir! 549 00:36:35.292 --> 00:36:36.542 Namaste, sir! 550 00:36:36.918 --> 00:36:38.292 Thank you. 551 00:36:42.125 --> 00:36:44.083 One big size soot please. 552 00:36:44.500 --> 00:36:45.834 Sorry? 553 00:36:46.042 --> 00:36:48.375 One king size suite please. 554 00:36:48.792 --> 00:36:50.876 - Suite. - Sure... your names please. 555 00:36:51.125 --> 00:36:52.500 Abdul Qad... 556 00:36:55.083 --> 00:36:57.417 Habibullah, Sania Habibullah. 557 00:36:57.834 --> 00:36:58.834 Shahriyar Habibullah. 558 00:36:58.918 --> 00:37:00.751 Ma'am, your photo Id's please. 559 00:37:08.459 --> 00:37:09.959 - Done? - Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 560 00:37:10.042 --> 00:37:11.876 Thank you so much. 561 00:37:12.542 --> 00:37:14.918 Habibullah... Habibullah... Habibullah. 562 00:37:15.001 --> 00:37:16.709 What's your name? My name is Shahriyar Habibullah. 563 00:37:16.792 --> 00:37:18.292 What's your name? 564 00:37:23.876 --> 00:37:25.250 This can't be our room... 565 00:37:25.334 --> 00:37:28.292 - Daddy! - No, sir, this is your room. 566 00:37:29.417 --> 00:37:31.209 - Sure? - Yes, sir! 567 00:38:09.209 --> 00:38:11.584 Good day, sir. Good day, ma'am. 568 00:38:11.626 --> 00:38:13.292 - Good day... - Good day... 569 00:38:16.417 --> 00:38:17.584 Oh! 570 00:38:17.959 --> 00:38:19.292 Yes. 571 00:38:23.417 --> 00:38:25.876 Thank you, ma'am. Have a nice day! 572 00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:30.125 Get up, why are you sitting? 573 00:38:30.417 --> 00:38:32.042 I'm practicing to be Habibullah. 574 00:38:32.167 --> 00:38:34.417 Done... come now, there is a lot to do... 575 00:38:48.542 --> 00:38:50.542 Here, your phone is ready. 576 00:38:51.209 --> 00:38:53.626 - Should I call Ismail Qureshi? - Yes, Ismail Qureshi! 577 00:39:00.876 --> 00:39:03.584 Hello Slalekum, this is Abdul Qadir speaking! 578 00:39:03.667 --> 00:39:04.709 Shahriyar Habibullah! 579 00:39:04.792 --> 00:39:06.626 Habibullah Habibullah Shahriyar Habibullah! 580 00:39:06.751 --> 00:39:10.959 - Who is this darn Habibullah? - Ok relax, relax, relax... relax. 581 00:39:11.334 --> 00:39:14.792 Shahriyar Habibullah, Shahriyar Habibullah. 582 00:39:15.125 --> 00:39:19.667 Hello, yes, Slalekum... This is Shahriyar Habibullah speaking. 583 00:39:20.542 --> 00:39:23.876 No, not from Dubai, we're in Lucknow right now. 584 00:39:24.834 --> 00:39:26.667 Are you Ismail Qureshi? 585 00:39:27.167 --> 00:39:30.459 You had put your bio-data on the matrimonial website. 586 00:39:30.834 --> 00:39:33.292 Yes, I want to fix the time of appointment. 587 00:39:33.626 --> 00:39:37.584 Please come at ten... 588 00:39:38.292 --> 00:39:40.918 ...no, no, not at night, ten in the morning. 589 00:39:41.500 --> 00:39:43.083 Yes, Khuda Hafiz. 590 00:39:43.334 --> 00:39:46.542 - Done! - Done. Easy? 591 00:39:46.834 --> 00:39:48.334 - Now you'll make the next call? - Yes. 592 00:39:48.792 --> 00:39:50.083 This is Shahriyar Habibullah speaking. 593 00:39:50.167 --> 00:39:51.709 Yes! Yes! 594 00:39:51.751 --> 00:39:54.584 This is Shahriyar Habibullah... 595 00:39:54.626 --> 00:39:57.083 ...to fix the marriage-interview appointment... 596 00:39:57.751 --> 00:39:59.125 ...please come at twelve. 597 00:39:59.542 --> 00:40:01.292 Obviously, you will come with your son... 598 00:40:01.375 --> 00:40:03.751 Mr. Babbar Khan, this is Shahriyar Habibullah. 599 00:40:04.417 --> 00:40:06.209 I've called to give you your time slot... 600 00:40:06.709 --> 00:40:09.542 ...four thirty at the Jahanpanah 'soot' 601 00:40:09.792 --> 00:40:12.209 - ...no don't wear a suit. - Suite, Booji, suite. 602 00:40:12.292 --> 00:40:13.918 Please come to the Jahanpanah suite. 603 00:40:13.959 --> 00:40:16.709 If you're busy, we're busier! 604 00:40:17.209 --> 00:40:19.417 We can't wait a week for you. 605 00:40:20.167 --> 00:40:22.250 No, Mr. Abbas, you listen to me... 606 00:40:22.542 --> 00:40:27.001 ...come at 7pm tomorrow or else, goodbye! 607 00:40:27.042 --> 00:40:29.751 Does the bride's family ever take a proposal to the groom's house? 608 00:40:30.709 --> 00:40:32.959 Your appointment is for seven-thirty. 609 00:40:33.542 --> 00:40:37.167 You can come at seven-fifteen and ask anyone in the lobby. 610 00:40:37.292 --> 00:40:40.375 "I want to see Shahriyar Habibullah from Dubai." 611 00:40:40.417 --> 00:40:42.709 Our room is called the Jahapanah suite! 612 00:40:43.667 --> 00:40:46.209 From Haidari Kebab, Tariq Haider aka Taru. 613 00:40:46.292 --> 00:40:51.459 Great, now even cooks are looking for brides on matrimonial sites. 614 00:40:51.626 --> 00:40:55.667 Who knows this kebab might get slaughtered himself. 615 00:40:56.584 --> 00:41:01.209 Hello... Shahriyar Habibullah speaking, is this Tariq Haider? 616 00:41:01.792 --> 00:41:03.250 Ok, his father? 617 00:41:03.667 --> 00:41:08.834 Please note the time, tomorrow 8 pm. 618 00:41:09.292 --> 00:41:11.751 Khuda Hafiz! Ok, next... 619 00:41:13.042 --> 00:41:14.250 All done. 620 00:41:15.334 --> 00:41:17.459 The entire day has gone into making calls. 621 00:41:17.834 --> 00:41:20.626 I'm terribly hungry. Where's the menu? 622 00:41:20.709 --> 00:41:24.834 Lentil Rs.250! Curry RS.500! 623 00:41:25.751 --> 00:41:27.375 Flatbread Rs.75! 624 00:41:28.334 --> 00:41:30.459 Is their barbecue studded with diamonds? 625 00:41:30.584 --> 00:41:33.209 It's a five-star, Booji, so the rates are also five-star. 626 00:41:33.292 --> 00:41:35.626 No! I don't like this waste of money. 627 00:41:35.667 --> 00:41:40.209 See this...lentil is 50, vegetarian curry 75... 628 00:41:40.375 --> 00:41:42.834 ...kofta 50 and flatbread only 20. 629 00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:47.167 This is Haidari Kebab, the one that belongs to Tariq Haider! 630 00:41:58.250 --> 00:41:59.334 Here, Haidari Kebab has arrived. 631 00:41:59.417 --> 00:42:01.209 Tariq bhai, table for five of us! 632 00:42:01.250 --> 00:42:03.209 How much longer, Tariq? 633 00:42:03.292 --> 00:42:04.459 Half an hour is up, Tariq bhai... 634 00:42:04.500 --> 00:42:06.834 Wait! Wait! Everyone will get a table... 635 00:42:07.083 --> 00:42:10.959 Ok, next number...Julie! 636 00:42:11.292 --> 00:42:13.334 - Julie! - Yes, we here...we here! 637 00:42:13.417 --> 00:42:15.667 - Come, come, come... you hungry? - Yes. 638 00:42:15.792 --> 00:42:18.751 Tariq! I am waiting for an hour... 639 00:42:18.876 --> 00:42:20.542 ...but you are giving entry to the "white" dames. 640 00:42:20.626 --> 00:42:23.083 Mr. Chaudhary, they will eat fast, feel good... 641 00:42:23.209 --> 00:42:24.876 ...and then burp praises of Haidari Kebab on Facebook... 642 00:42:24.959 --> 00:42:26.542 - ...the whole world will listen... - Okay, okay. 643 00:42:26.626 --> 00:42:27.417 Hang on for a few minutes... 644 00:42:27.500 --> 00:42:29.125 ...till then wash down a seekh with cold-drinks... 645 00:42:29.209 --> 00:42:31.375 Ok, ok...hurry up. - Mateen, four seekh plates for Mr. Chaudhary... 646 00:42:31.459 --> 00:42:33.001 - I'll just get it, Taru bhai - What is this, Tariq? 647 00:42:33.083 --> 00:42:34.959 - I've been waiting a long time... - You're next...almost there... 648 00:42:35.042 --> 00:42:37.667 Ateeq, menu here... think of the order till then... 649 00:42:37.918 --> 00:42:40.417 - Ok, madam, come... - Yes. 650 00:42:40.626 --> 00:42:43.876 - You US? - No... - America, England? 651 00:42:44.125 --> 00:42:46.626 No, I am from Germany... 652 00:42:46.709 --> 00:42:49.334 Oh ho...Germany... Germany football... 653 00:42:49.417 --> 00:42:52.000 So delicious... so delicious... like Haidari Kebab... 654 00:42:52.709 --> 00:42:53.792 My friend is from England. 655 00:42:53.834 --> 00:42:56.834 Oh...England Queen... Queen also very delicious... 656 00:42:57.459 --> 00:43:00.042 - Ok, madams, here is your table. - Yes... Thank you. 657 00:43:02.167 --> 00:43:04.667 Okay. So what's the special? 658 00:43:04.709 --> 00:43:06.792 - Special. - Yup. - Okay. 659 00:43:06.876 --> 00:43:08.709 This is special, this is special... 660 00:43:08.876 --> 00:43:10.042 ...all is special no ordinary... 661 00:43:12.417 --> 00:43:13.876 I order? Cheap and best... 662 00:43:14.626 --> 00:43:15.626 - Okay? - Okay? 663 00:43:15.709 --> 00:43:17.584 - Hey, Mateen... - Yes, Taru Bhai. 664 00:43:17.667 --> 00:43:19.334 Two plates kebab, two sheekhs, two meat balls, two koftas... 665 00:43:19.459 --> 00:43:21.626 ...four flatbreads at table number sixteen... Two kheers, two kulfis... 666 00:43:21.709 --> 00:43:23.167 I'll just get it, brother. 667 00:43:23.250 --> 00:43:27.542 Ok...what about Julab Gamun? 668 00:43:27.626 --> 00:43:31.918 Julaab Gamun! Oh my... Gulab Jamun... 669 00:43:32.083 --> 00:43:34.042 - Hey, Mateen. - Yes, Taru bhai... 670 00:43:34.125 --> 00:43:35.459 Two gulab jamuns as well. 671 00:43:35.542 --> 00:43:37.375 Right away, with sugar syrup. 672 00:43:39.209 --> 00:43:41.042 Sania Habibullah? 673 00:43:41.959 --> 00:43:44.834 Father-in-law... Shahriyar Habibullah! 674 00:43:45.876 --> 00:43:48.167 - Coming. - My God he is so yummy... 675 00:43:48.709 --> 00:43:50.292 When did you arrive? 676 00:43:51.542 --> 00:43:52.751 Didn't recognize me? 677 00:43:53.001 --> 00:43:54.959 My portrait is posted on the matrimonial site... 678 00:43:55.459 --> 00:43:57.001 I have an appointment with you tomorrow... 679 00:43:57.334 --> 00:43:58.334 - Hey, Mateen. - Yes, bhai? 680 00:43:58.417 --> 00:43:59.834 Special firni here... 681 00:44:01.167 --> 00:44:02.751 You haven't paid, have you? 682 00:44:03.459 --> 00:44:05.292 Hey, Mateen, have you taken their payment? 683 00:44:05.375 --> 00:44:06.584 Yes, I have... 684 00:44:07.209 --> 00:44:08.751 Dimwit, can't you see who they are? 685 00:44:08.792 --> 00:44:10.584 Are you trying to insult us by taking money from them? 686 00:44:11.584 --> 00:44:14.125 - Go get the money back... - Allow us to pay the bill... 687 00:44:14.334 --> 00:44:17.042 Why will you pay, you're my father-in-law, uncle! 688 00:44:17.375 --> 00:44:19.792 That will be decided tomorrow... after the interview. 689 00:44:19.918 --> 00:44:22.042 For now, we will pay. Let's go, daddy! 690 00:44:22.292 --> 00:44:23.834 Khuda Hafiz. We'll meet tomorrow. 691 00:44:24.375 --> 00:44:26.834 Look now, myself Big Boss...Haidari Kebab. 692 00:44:27.334 --> 00:44:30.292 I will decide who pays here and who doesn't. 693 00:44:33.500 --> 00:44:35.751 We ate, we decide. 694 00:44:36.167 --> 00:44:38.417 Sania... he is saying so lovingly, so we should relent. 695 00:44:38.626 --> 00:44:40.834 Love?! This is hooliganism! 696 00:44:41.876 --> 00:44:43.500 Is your daughter so uptight about everything? 697 00:44:44.250 --> 00:44:47.125 Excuse me! I am not uptight! 698 00:44:49.959 --> 00:44:52.209 Here's the money... including tip... 699 00:44:52.375 --> 00:44:54.751 ...we're going, the bill is settled. 700 00:44:55.792 --> 00:44:57.626 But the heart is not settled, madam. 701 00:44:58.167 --> 00:44:59.417 Please take this money, or else... 702 00:44:59.500 --> 00:45:00.500 Or else? 703 00:45:01.292 --> 00:45:02.584 Or else, what? 704 00:45:04.250 --> 00:45:06.709 Arm-wrestle with me... winner pays the bill. 705 00:45:06.751 --> 00:45:07.918 We're leaving... Come on. 706 00:45:08.042 --> 00:45:10.292 Okay, let's see what you got. 707 00:45:10.500 --> 00:45:11.667 No, Sania... 708 00:45:11.709 --> 00:45:15.709 It was a joke, madam. You're a very serious number. 709 00:45:16.125 --> 00:45:17.584 Was the curry too spicy? 710 00:45:17.626 --> 00:45:19.459 - Mateen, get madam a cold drink. - Right away! 711 00:45:19.542 --> 00:45:21.167 Don't create a scene, Sania... 712 00:45:21.250 --> 00:45:22.918 We can't let him insult us like this. 713 00:45:23.375 --> 00:45:25.042 Swear on kebab... no insulting, madam... 714 00:45:25.125 --> 00:45:26.542 Shut up and start. 715 00:45:28.959 --> 00:45:30.167 Cheers for Taru bhai! 716 00:45:30.250 --> 00:45:31.459 Cheers for Taru bhai! 717 00:45:31.542 --> 00:45:32.751 Cheers for Taru bhai! 718 00:45:32.834 --> 00:45:34.001 Cheers for Taru bhai! 719 00:45:34.042 --> 00:45:35.334 Cheers for Taru bhai! 720 00:45:35.375 --> 00:45:36.834 Cheers for Taru bhai! 721 00:45:38.626 --> 00:45:40.500 Hey...you didn't even say ready, steady, go... 722 00:45:40.584 --> 00:45:43.083 Oh, you weren't ready, Mr. Macho? I am always ready. 723 00:45:43.167 --> 00:45:45.125 - Sorry better luck next time. - Come on now. 724 00:45:46.375 --> 00:45:49.042 Actually... for you, there will be no next time. 725 00:45:49.375 --> 00:45:53.500 Your interview... cancelled. Your appoint... cancelled. 726 00:45:53.700 --> 00:45:56.334 - Got it! Cancelled! - Yes, yes, it's cancelled... 727 00:45:56.375 --> 00:45:58.083 But what have I done, madam? 728 00:45:58.667 --> 00:46:00.459 Just a little welcoming. 729 00:46:00.792 --> 00:46:02.417 In Lucknow, we treat a guest like God. 730 00:46:02.500 --> 00:46:03.626 Chauffer. 731 00:46:04.083 --> 00:46:06.667 Anyway I am not dying for an appointment with you... 732 00:46:06.834 --> 00:46:09.042 I am busy with appointments from morning to night. 733 00:46:17.334 --> 00:46:21.042 - And, Taru bhai, all well? - Here you go... 734 00:46:24.792 --> 00:46:26.000 All well? 735 00:46:27.500 --> 00:46:28.626 Tuck your shirt in at least... 736 00:46:28.709 --> 00:46:31.250 - It's a style, papa... - Save this style for home. 737 00:46:33.167 --> 00:46:34.083 Mr. Tiwari... 738 00:46:34.167 --> 00:46:36.083 - How are you? - How are you, sir? - All good. 739 00:46:36.125 --> 00:46:38.292 Which room is Sania Habibullah staying in? 740 00:46:38.876 --> 00:46:40.459 Jahapanah suite... 741 00:46:40.542 --> 00:46:41.959 Oh! Suite! 742 00:46:42.876 --> 00:46:43.959 Ateeq, Mateen... 743 00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:46.000 - Yes, Taru Bhai. - Come on, pick up the artillery. 744 00:46:46.042 --> 00:46:47.000 Come! 745 00:46:55.542 --> 00:46:57.167 Mr. Abbas and family. 746 00:47:01.042 --> 00:47:05.083 Brothers! 747 00:47:05.125 --> 00:47:09.542 Aren't we all brothers? 748 00:47:09.667 --> 00:47:13.250 Hungry and thirsty... how long have you been waiting? 749 00:47:13.500 --> 00:47:15.334 And now it's lunch-time. 750 00:47:15.626 --> 00:47:17.459 So on behalf of Haidari Kebab, banish hunger... 751 00:47:18.250 --> 00:47:19.500 ...enjoy our kebabs, brothers! 752 00:47:20.042 --> 00:47:21.334 Twenty lakhs! 753 00:47:23.792 --> 00:47:24.709 Twenty lakhs? 754 00:47:24.751 --> 00:47:29.083 Ok, nineteen lakhs... but not a penny less. 755 00:47:29.250 --> 00:47:30.584 Colonel Abbas... 756 00:47:31.083 --> 00:47:32.542 Major Abbas... 757 00:47:32.667 --> 00:47:34.042 Madam... 758 00:47:34.083 --> 00:47:35.792 Thank you very much! 759 00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:38.334 So the marriage is fixed! 760 00:47:38.375 --> 00:47:42.792 We have 300 grocery stores in Dubai. 500 taxis. 761 00:47:42.959 --> 00:47:44.918 5000 employees work under us. 762 00:47:45.042 --> 00:47:48.876 Habibullah Group of Companies' annual turnover is 200 crores... 763 00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:52.417 ...and you're insulting us by asking for mere 20 lakhs! 764 00:47:52.459 --> 00:47:54.626 - How dare you? - Please get out! - Come on, son... 765 00:47:54.709 --> 00:47:56.334 - How dare they ask for only 20 lakhs? - Come on...we've been insulted enough! 766 00:47:56.417 --> 00:47:58.167 Are we mad that we'll accept your proposal? 767 00:47:58.209 --> 00:48:01.375 How dare you insult us? Come on, get out. 768 00:48:01.417 --> 00:48:03.292 Out. Get out from here. 769 00:48:03.334 --> 00:48:04.834 I said out. 770 00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:08.250 What are you doing... you're over-acting. 771 00:48:08.334 --> 00:48:09.792 What over-acting... 772 00:48:09.918 --> 00:48:14.334 Father is a Colonel, son's a Major! My heart was pounding with fear. 773 00:48:14.459 --> 00:48:16.125 How did a Colonel get here? 774 00:48:16.167 --> 00:48:19.001 I had made sure no IPS or IAS officer... 775 00:48:19.083 --> 00:48:20.584 ...no police, no army man comes in... 776 00:48:20.667 --> 00:48:22.042 I had checked... 777 00:48:22.125 --> 00:48:26.083 But you did well...very well. What authority! 778 00:48:26.667 --> 00:48:28.167 - Was it good? - Yes... 779 00:48:28.209 --> 00:48:30.626 Let's call the next one then? 780 00:48:30.667 --> 00:48:32.209 Wait, let me just check the camera... 781 00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.959 I'm really enjoying being a millionaire... 782 00:48:38.500 --> 00:48:40.375 Until now, we used to be scared of the boys' families... 783 00:48:40.876 --> 00:48:45.584 ...now they are wetting their pants because of us. 784 00:48:47.751 --> 00:48:49.918 Come, who's the next candidate? 785 00:48:50.334 --> 00:48:51.834 Come on in...we'll make you wet your pants... 786 00:48:52.500 --> 00:48:54.709 Father-in-law uncle! 787 00:48:54.792 --> 00:48:55.918 You can't barge in like this! 788 00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:57.542 - May I come in? - Meaning? 789 00:48:58.125 --> 00:48:59.500 Myself Tariq Haidar... 790 00:48:59.792 --> 00:49:02.167 You cannot come in. Your appointment was cancelled. 791 00:49:02.292 --> 00:49:04.626 - Out. - I haven't come for the appointment, madam. 792 00:49:04.709 --> 00:49:05.792 So then? 793 00:49:07.459 --> 00:49:09.667 For you, with my own hands. 794 00:49:10.167 --> 00:49:13.334 Excuse me... We don't want to talk to you about anything. 795 00:49:13.459 --> 00:49:15.209 Have you forgotten yesterday's defeat? 796 00:49:18.209 --> 00:49:20.918 You gate crasher, I'll send you to jail. 797 00:49:21.918 --> 00:49:22.959 Uncle... 798 00:49:25.626 --> 00:49:29.792 Hello, reception... Yes, there is a man...here... 799 00:49:56.292 --> 00:49:59.500 My great-great-grand-father used to say... 800 00:50:00.500 --> 00:50:02.918 ...don't ever break the customer's heart... 801 00:50:04.584 --> 00:50:07.626 To mend hearts... here are kebabs made from his recipe. 802 00:50:09.500 --> 00:50:12.751 I've come only to serve these kebabs... 803 00:50:14.417 --> 00:50:16.792 There's biryani, bread, curry, firni... 804 00:50:16.876 --> 00:50:18.292 ...and papa-mummy as well outside. 805 00:50:20.959 --> 00:50:22.083 Want to eat? 806 00:50:22.792 --> 00:50:24.125 Want to meet? 807 00:50:35.083 --> 00:50:37.292 - This one, give me this piece. - This one. 808 00:50:41.375 --> 00:50:44.250 - It's very good... - Where's your fork? 809 00:50:44.709 --> 00:50:46.959 Daddy, pick up your fork... 810 00:50:59.250 --> 00:51:01.250 - Shahi Tukda. - Thank you! 811 00:51:02.209 --> 00:51:03.709 Hmmm...yummm... 812 00:51:04.167 --> 00:51:06.500 By Allah's grace we have Everything, Mr. Habibullah. 813 00:51:07.001 --> 00:51:10.000 But we have to consider our traditions, customs... 814 00:51:10.042 --> 00:51:11.709 ...community, society... 815 00:51:11.792 --> 00:51:13.792 Mr. Haidari... speak openly. 816 00:51:13.876 --> 00:51:16.459 - Sania, noting! - Yes, noting! - Noting! 817 00:51:22.083 --> 00:51:23.500 Will you please put the tiffin-box down... 818 00:51:23.584 --> 00:51:25.459 ...aunt's face is getting blocked. 819 00:51:29.417 --> 00:51:32.083 - Anything else? - No... thank you so much! 820 00:51:33.083 --> 00:51:36.167 What can I say, Mr. Habibullah, I'm sure you understand. 821 00:51:36.500 --> 00:51:38.459 Fridge double door... 822 00:51:38.667 --> 00:51:40.709 ...washing machine front loading, 823 00:51:41.042 --> 00:51:42.876 AC split AC... 824 00:51:43.459 --> 00:51:46.167 ...such everyday items are given. 825 00:51:48.083 --> 00:51:49.417 Yes jewelry... 826 00:51:49.459 --> 00:51:54.125 Two gold sets, two silver sets and one diamond set will do... 827 00:51:54.292 --> 00:51:57.834 And one car... that is compulsory nowadays. 828 00:51:58.292 --> 00:52:01.542 A Skoda will do. 829 00:52:01.584 --> 00:52:02.834 Anything else? 830 00:52:02.876 --> 00:52:04.459 - And... - That's all. 831 00:52:06.918 --> 00:52:08.417 Sania, total? 832 00:52:08.626 --> 00:52:12.375 - Um... forty two lakhs. - Only forty two lakhs? 833 00:52:12.542 --> 00:52:15.000 Round figure, make it forty. 834 00:52:25.083 --> 00:52:27.792 Three lakhs, forty thousand dirhams... 835 00:52:28.459 --> 00:52:30.876 ...you can convert it and get whatever you want. 836 00:52:30.918 --> 00:52:34.209 By today's conversion rate, its approximately forty lakhs. 837 00:52:34.292 --> 00:52:36.000 Approximately forty lakhs. 838 00:52:37.334 --> 00:52:40.417 Now the girl's demands. 839 00:52:40.459 --> 00:52:44.918 Of course, today girls are walking chest to chest with boys. 840 00:52:44.959 --> 00:52:46.626 Shoulder to shoulder, papa. 841 00:52:46.709 --> 00:52:49.042 Yes, I meant shoulder to shoulder... 842 00:52:49.083 --> 00:52:52.626 Our country's Prime Minister was a woman... 843 00:52:52.667 --> 00:52:53.959 ...even our President was a woman... 844 00:52:54.042 --> 00:52:55.542 The wedding will be in two days. 845 00:52:56.083 --> 00:52:57.417 Two days? 846 00:52:57.876 --> 00:53:01.918 My heart is eighty percent blocked... it can fail anytime. 847 00:53:02.292 --> 00:53:04.709 I want to settle my daughter at the earliest. 848 00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:08.959 Invitation cards, fancy clothes, relatives... all waste of money. 849 00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:10.542 Waste is a sin... 850 00:53:10.584 --> 00:53:12.500 It will be a simple wedding, right here in this room... 851 00:53:12.584 --> 00:53:14.209 ...bride, groom, you and I. 852 00:53:14.792 --> 00:53:16.959 The bride and groom will solemnize the wedding themselves... 853 00:53:17.125 --> 00:53:20.626 ...according to Islam, there's no need for a priest... 854 00:53:20.667 --> 00:53:22.001 ...only two witnesses are needed. 855 00:53:22.292 --> 00:53:25.667 If you accept my conditions, then it's a deal. If not, you can leave. 856 00:53:25.751 --> 00:53:26.792 There are others waiting outside. 857 00:53:26.876 --> 00:53:28.834 - But... - We accept! 858 00:53:28.918 --> 00:53:30.876 We accept all your conditions. 859 00:53:31.709 --> 00:53:33.751 - Day after tomorrow, wedding. - One minute. 860 00:53:35.292 --> 00:53:37.250 Simple wedding... like! 861 00:53:37.334 --> 00:53:38.417 Okay. 862 00:53:38.626 --> 00:53:41.001 Bride and groom solemnize the wedding themselves...like that too! 863 00:53:41.075 --> 00:53:41.918 Okay. 864 00:53:42.042 --> 00:53:45.125 But make her my wife... without knowing her...not like! 865 00:53:45.209 --> 00:53:47.375 - Meaning? - I need three days... with your daughter. 866 00:53:47.417 --> 00:53:48.459 Are you crazy? 867 00:53:48.500 --> 00:53:52.042 - What are you saying? - Have you lost your mind? 868 00:53:52.125 --> 00:53:53.125 One minute please. 869 00:53:53.334 --> 00:53:56.292 We can all see Sania Habibullah is very beautiful. 870 00:53:56.876 --> 00:53:59.709 But beauty alone is not everything. I too am a beauty! 871 00:54:00.209 --> 00:54:03.459 She's uptight, she's feisty... that's all I know about her. 872 00:54:03.584 --> 00:54:05.876 She knows nothing about me either. 873 00:54:07.250 --> 00:54:10.959 To become life-partners we have to go beyond beauty. 874 00:54:12.334 --> 00:54:15.918 Let's see if we can tolerate each other for three days. 875 00:54:16.500 --> 00:54:19.876 If we are to get along, we will in three days... 876 00:54:20.042 --> 00:54:22.542 If we do get along we will get married, or else bye-bye... 877 00:54:23.417 --> 00:54:24.584 Do you agree? 878 00:54:24.751 --> 00:54:26.083 Do not agree! 879 00:54:26.209 --> 00:54:28.001 We're giving forty lakhs in dowry... 880 00:54:28.042 --> 00:54:29.709 ...that's all you need to know about me. 881 00:54:30.209 --> 00:54:32.417 If you want to marry me, you will have to accept my conditions too. 882 00:54:32.459 --> 00:54:34.792 No way. As per our customs, boys and girls... 883 00:54:34.876 --> 00:54:36.751 ...don't roam around openly before marriage. 884 00:54:36.834 --> 00:54:39.042 Then let's meet behind closed doors... 885 00:54:39.125 --> 00:54:41.751 - How dare you, Tariq Haidar? - Joke, madam, joke! 886 00:54:42.584 --> 00:54:43.792 In any case, day after is Holi. 887 00:54:43.876 --> 00:54:46.459 On Holi everyone plays Holi here, nobody gets married. 888 00:54:46.542 --> 00:54:48.709 Day after that is Saturday, very busy day. 889 00:54:49.292 --> 00:54:50.584 If the wedding can't happen till Sunday... 890 00:54:50.709 --> 00:54:52.209 ...why not spend the three days with me. 891 00:54:53.125 --> 00:54:56.209 No... This spending time business is not possible. 892 00:54:56.292 --> 00:54:57.542 Not possible! 893 00:54:58.083 --> 00:55:02.042 Ok, we'll take my cousin sister Fareeda for safety... My safety... 894 00:55:04.083 --> 00:55:06.667 No, thank you very much. Goodbye. 895 00:55:11.167 --> 00:55:13.083 Ok, goodbye! Thank you very much. 896 00:55:13.334 --> 00:55:15.000 Come on, papa-mummy. Let's go. 897 00:55:15.250 --> 00:55:16.959 Listen, Tariq, you're making a big mistake. 898 00:55:17.042 --> 00:55:19.459 - We'll talk in the car. - Why don't you explain to him... 899 00:55:19.542 --> 00:55:21.876 He's always stubborn... never listens to others... 900 00:55:21.959 --> 00:55:23.001 Yes, please leave... 901 00:55:23.083 --> 00:55:25.584 ...far better boys than your son are lined up outside. 902 00:55:26.250 --> 00:55:28.626 - Oh really? Khuda Hafiz! - Khuda Hafiz! 903 00:55:28.959 --> 00:55:30.167 Khuda Hafiz! 904 00:55:34.626 --> 00:55:37.500 On the right...the yellow house is of candidate number 12. 905 00:55:38.001 --> 00:55:39.667 What tall claims he was making... 906 00:55:40.167 --> 00:55:42.500 ...that all of Lucknow eats eggs from his poultry... 907 00:55:42.709 --> 00:55:46.209 One who lives in this ruin will never have the settlement money. 908 00:55:46.250 --> 00:55:49.959 - Cut his name... - That's why I wanted to see for myself... 909 00:55:50.042 --> 00:55:51.500 ...the financial status of the candidates... 910 00:55:51.584 --> 00:55:52.918 ...before choosing the prey. 911 00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:55.751 How do we know who's lying, can't trust anyone... 912 00:55:58.792 --> 00:56:00.001 Wait, wait... 913 00:56:01.292 --> 00:56:04.417 Tariq Haidar's house. What an amazing mansion. 914 00:56:04.459 --> 00:56:05.709 It is... 915 00:56:07.709 --> 00:56:09.042 They have three cars! 916 00:56:10.417 --> 00:56:13.459 Yes! That red one is too sexy, Booji. 917 00:56:14.083 --> 00:56:16.083 - It's too amazing - Yes, sorry. 918 00:56:16.167 --> 00:56:17.292 One thing is clear... 919 00:56:17.792 --> 00:56:21.542 A court case will damage their reputation the most. 920 00:56:21.876 --> 00:56:23.001 They are wealthy too. 921 00:56:23.167 --> 00:56:26.083 They will be able to immediately pay the cash we demand. What say? 922 00:56:26.125 --> 00:56:27.918 All that is fine... 923 00:56:28.083 --> 00:56:29.959 ...but I will have to roam around Lucknow for three days... 924 00:56:30.083 --> 00:56:31.542 ...with that kebabster Tariq! 925 00:56:31.626 --> 00:56:33.125 And what if he says no after three days? 926 00:56:33.292 --> 00:56:37.667 We won't let him... I'll play negative, you play positive. 927 00:56:37.751 --> 00:56:41.542 Meaning? - Meaning... I will bad mouth everything he does... 928 00:56:41.584 --> 00:56:43.083 ...but you praise him. 929 00:56:43.250 --> 00:56:44.918 He will surely end up liking you. 930 00:56:47.459 --> 00:56:48.792 Yes. 931 00:56:49.834 --> 00:56:52.883 Her father was ready, your parents were ready... 932 00:56:53.083 --> 00:56:55.751 ...even the dowry was enough to keep our head held high. 933 00:56:55.876 --> 00:56:58.334 What was the need to put these stupid conditions, Taru? 934 00:56:59.083 --> 00:57:01.667 If she likes me even a little bit, she will agree. 935 00:57:01.751 --> 00:57:04.083 And if she doesn't? You're getting old... 936 00:57:04.167 --> 00:57:05.250 When will he marry? 937 00:57:05.626 --> 00:57:07.667 I will marry the one who loves me at least a little bit... 938 00:57:07.751 --> 00:57:09.250 ...if not a whole lot. 939 00:57:09.375 --> 00:57:11.042 No chance of you finding someone who will love you. 940 00:57:11.125 --> 00:57:13.292 Wherever you go, you put these conditions. 941 00:57:13.334 --> 00:57:16.626 Or tell us where we can find you a fairy queen... 942 00:57:16.709 --> 00:57:18.417 ...we'll go and get her... 943 00:57:26.334 --> 00:57:28.692 So, Taru, did she accept your condition? 944 00:57:28.892 --> 00:57:31.250 She will accept, Mr. Chaudhary, she will. 945 00:57:31.292 --> 00:57:33.167 Did she call? 946 00:57:33.250 --> 00:57:34.500 She will, Nanhe miyan... 947 00:57:34.584 --> 00:57:36.292 If she doesn't call, what will you do, Taru bhai? 948 00:57:36.375 --> 00:57:38.083 Then where will you get a moon-like bride for yourself? 949 00:57:54.834 --> 00:57:56.125 "I want not the moon." 950 00:57:57.167 --> 00:57:58.375 "Nor the night bird." 951 00:57:59.500 --> 00:58:03.626 "Nor a slice of sky." 952 00:58:04.334 --> 00:58:05.500 "I want not the light." 953 00:58:06.542 --> 00:58:07.667 "Nor a fairy." 954 00:58:08.918 --> 00:58:13.083 "Nor a fairy-face." 955 00:58:13.167 --> 00:58:14.375 "She who walks with me." 956 00:58:14.459 --> 00:58:15.584 "She who tastes with me." 957 00:58:15.626 --> 00:58:17.876 "Each joy and each sweet sorrow." 958 00:58:17.918 --> 00:58:19.042 "I'll wake her from her dreams..." 959 00:58:19.125 --> 00:58:20.209 "In my arms I'll make her sleep." 960 00:58:20.334 --> 00:58:21.334 "I'll pamper her." 961 00:58:21.417 --> 00:58:23.083 "I'll feed her all my life." 962 00:58:25.417 --> 00:58:27.876 "The heart has laid out a buffet." 963 00:58:29.334 --> 00:58:34.250 "The heart has laid out a buffet it's the feast of love." 964 00:58:39.375 --> 00:58:41.500 "If you accept the invitation, please do come my love." 965 00:58:41.584 --> 00:58:43.500 "It's the feast of love." 966 00:58:48.709 --> 00:58:51.000 "The heart has laid out a buffet." 967 00:59:23.459 --> 00:59:27.667 "I have laid out a carpet "of clouds for you..." 968 00:59:28.125 --> 00:59:32.626 "I have decked out trays of stars for you..." 969 00:59:32.876 --> 00:59:37.292 "Why did you trouble the moon and stars for me?" 970 00:59:37.584 --> 00:59:41.500 "Wherever I go sunshine follows me." 971 00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:46.167 "Your words are sugary sweet..." 972 00:59:47.125 --> 00:59:51.292 "What about your feast? Is it sweet as your words?" 973 00:59:51.417 --> 00:59:55.876 "If you come, my bland party will turn delicious." 974 00:59:55.959 --> 01:00:00.542 "If your party is bland, why should I come?" 975 01:00:00.584 --> 01:00:02.000 "If you tell me to..." 976 01:00:02.083 --> 01:00:05.792 "I will fire all the dishes with the warmth of my heart..." 977 01:00:06.876 --> 01:00:09.167 "The heart has laid out a buffet." 978 01:00:11.542 --> 01:00:15.918 "The heart has laid out a buffet, it is the feast of love." 979 01:00:20.834 --> 01:00:23.001 "If you accept the invitation, please do come my love." 980 01:00:23.083 --> 01:00:25.250 "It is the feast of love." 981 01:00:39.334 --> 01:00:43.792 "Feast of love, It's the feast of love." 982 01:00:48.375 --> 01:00:53.209 "Love mixed in the drinks for the feast of love." 983 01:00:53.292 --> 01:00:57.667 "That's adulteration in the feast of love." 984 01:00:57.709 --> 01:01:02.292 "Only the fortunate get invited to the feast of love." 985 01:01:02.375 --> 01:01:07.209 "Who has the time to waste, on the feast of love?" 986 01:01:07.250 --> 01:01:09.542 "Don't dismiss, just taste." 987 01:01:09.626 --> 01:01:11.667 "Don't hyper-ventilate." 988 01:01:11.751 --> 01:01:13.959 "Let's get connected." 989 01:01:14.042 --> 01:01:16.167 "Let's think about it" 990 01:01:16.250 --> 01:01:18.626 "Not with thought, nor with tact." 991 01:01:18.709 --> 01:01:21.626 "I've invited you with my heart." 992 01:01:27.918 --> 01:01:31.959 "Ok then...I accept..." 993 01:01:34.292 --> 01:01:38.918 "I accept your feast of love." 994 01:01:38.959 --> 01:01:43.250 "Yes, sir, I agree to your feast of love." 995 01:02:02.125 --> 01:02:04.042 "It's the feast of love..." 996 01:02:04.083 --> 01:02:07.459 "It's the feast of love..." 997 01:02:07.542 --> 01:02:11.417 "It's the feast of love..." 998 01:02:11.876 --> 01:02:15.167 "It's love, it's love, the feast of love..." 999 01:02:15.250 --> 01:02:19.250 "It's the feast of love..." 1000 01:02:19.292 --> 01:02:20.500 "It's love!" 1001 01:02:22.876 --> 01:02:24.083 Come on, Farru. 1002 01:02:28.918 --> 01:02:31.626 Remember, you positive, me negative. 1003 01:02:33.292 --> 01:02:35.792 Slalekum! Hope you slept peacefully last night. 1004 01:02:35.876 --> 01:02:38.792 No peace at all... your hotels are rubbish... 1005 01:02:38.834 --> 01:02:39.626 Our Dubai has the best... 1006 01:02:39.667 --> 01:02:42.751 Oh, daddy, their hotels are fine too. 1007 01:02:43.334 --> 01:02:46.667 Hello, Fareeda. You've come to take us sight-seeing? 1008 01:02:46.751 --> 01:02:48.751 I have no interest in being a third wheel! 1009 01:02:48.876 --> 01:02:52.209 But, Taru bhai, promised me a new phone if I agree to come along. 1010 01:02:52.250 --> 01:02:54.876 My phone is too old. That's the only reason I'm here. 1011 01:02:55.250 --> 01:02:57.125 Fareeda and her tall-tales! 1012 01:02:57.876 --> 01:03:00.292 Come on, Sania. Uncle, Khuda Hafiz. 1013 01:03:01.001 --> 01:03:02.500 Uncle will go as well. 1014 01:03:02.667 --> 01:03:03.918 Uncle will go as well? 1015 01:03:04.167 --> 01:03:05.542 If Fareeda has come with you... 1016 01:03:05.584 --> 01:03:07.709 ...someone from our side will have to go as her body guard. 1017 01:03:08.375 --> 01:03:10.250 Come on, uncle, your daughter doesn't need a body guard... 1018 01:03:10.334 --> 01:03:12.167 ...she can bury ten bodies with one hand. 1019 01:03:12.209 --> 01:03:13.834 Come on, Sania, he doesn't agree. 1020 01:03:13.876 --> 01:03:16.500 No no... come, please come. If only you had told me... 1021 01:03:16.542 --> 01:03:18.876 I would have brought along papa, mummy, uncles and aunts as well. 1022 01:03:18.918 --> 01:03:20.459 You could have set the tuning with the entire clan. Right? 1023 01:03:21.626 --> 01:03:23.459 He is so funny, daddy. 1024 01:03:23.709 --> 01:03:26.375 - Let's go! - Let's go! 1025 01:03:26.459 --> 01:03:27.459 So, Tariq Haider... 1026 01:03:27.542 --> 01:03:29.918 - ...we would like to... - Taru... people call me Taru, sir. 1027 01:03:30.250 --> 01:03:33.125 We won't! It's a weird name-Taru. 1028 01:03:33.209 --> 01:03:35.959 It's not weird, daddy, I like it. 1029 01:03:36.918 --> 01:03:38.083 She like it! 1030 01:03:39.209 --> 01:03:40.667 - How are you? - Fine, sir. 1031 01:03:41.626 --> 01:03:42.751 Where's the car? 1032 01:03:42.959 --> 01:03:44.542 Here it is, my Impala. 1033 01:03:46.792 --> 01:03:48.709 This red box! 1034 01:03:49.083 --> 01:03:50.375 We will go in this jalopy? 1035 01:03:50.459 --> 01:03:52.417 Entire Lucknow is crazy about my Impala. 1036 01:03:52.459 --> 01:03:55.083 Entire Lucknow may be crazy about your Impala... 1037 01:03:55.417 --> 01:03:58.000 ...but Sania is used to luxury cars. 1038 01:03:58.042 --> 01:03:59.834 Get a Mercedes or a Benz, only then will we go. 1039 01:03:59.918 --> 01:04:00.925 Or else, let's go back, Sania. 1040 01:04:01.125 --> 01:04:05.042 Oh, daddy, now that Tariq is insisting... 1041 01:04:05.083 --> 01:04:07.667 I don't mind taking a round or two in his Impala. 1042 01:04:11.584 --> 01:04:12.584 Uncle... 1043 01:04:13.042 --> 01:04:14.751 You should get comfortable in the back seat. 1044 01:04:14.834 --> 01:04:15.834 Why? 1045 01:04:15.918 --> 01:04:18.083 Oh, daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1046 01:04:18.167 --> 01:04:20.459 I don't mind sitting in the front for an hour or so. 1047 01:04:21.292 --> 01:04:23.292 Rickety Impala! 1048 01:04:26.876 --> 01:04:28.667 Uh... Can I drive? 1049 01:04:30.876 --> 01:04:32.167 I'll drive? 1050 01:04:39.500 --> 01:04:40.876 Stop here... 1051 01:04:41.001 --> 01:04:42.334 What's here? 1052 01:04:42.375 --> 01:04:43.918 Hazrat Ganj. 1053 01:04:44.375 --> 01:04:45.626 Saw it, let's go now? 1054 01:04:45.667 --> 01:04:47.375 If you're in Lucknow and don't go 'Gunjing' in Hazrat Ganj... 1055 01:04:47.417 --> 01:04:49.459 ...you've done nothing, father-in-law uncle. 1056 01:04:49.500 --> 01:04:52.500 Sania is allergic to Gunjing etc. ok? 1057 01:04:52.584 --> 01:04:55.042 Daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1058 01:04:55.083 --> 01:04:57.584 I don't mind doing a round or so of Gunjing. 1059 01:04:59.626 --> 01:05:01.834 The world's best 'Pani Batashe'. 1060 01:05:01.876 --> 01:05:03.250 Batashe? 1061 01:05:03.500 --> 01:05:06.083 Why, what is it called in Dubai? 'Gol Gappe'? 1062 01:05:06.834 --> 01:05:07.918 - Listen. - No. 1063 01:05:08.042 --> 01:05:09.000 We won't eat this... 1064 01:05:09.042 --> 01:05:12.876 Sania is allergic to chilies, flies, pot-water... 1065 01:05:12.918 --> 01:05:17.167 Oh, daddy...now that Tariq is insisting I don't mind having one or two... 1066 01:05:18.542 --> 01:05:20.000 Let's watch a 'Picture'? 1067 01:05:20.584 --> 01:05:22.500 Or is she allergic to 'Pictures' as well? 1068 01:05:22.792 --> 01:05:25.751 We don't watch 'Pictures', we watch 'Movies'. 1069 01:05:25.834 --> 01:05:27.209 That too Hollywood. 1070 01:05:27.250 --> 01:05:31.250 Oh! Hollywood! I only like Bolly... 1071 01:05:31.417 --> 01:05:33.334 Once in a while I watch Holly, if it has action. 1072 01:05:33.500 --> 01:05:35.292 But every Friday, only Bolly. 1073 01:05:35.334 --> 01:05:38.083 Oh, daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1074 01:05:38.167 --> 01:05:40.542 I don't mind watching a... Bolly! 1075 01:05:43.459 --> 01:05:46.500 What a rubbish 'Picture', even the heroine was so skinny. 1076 01:05:46.876 --> 01:05:50.626 But if you ever become roly-poly, it'll make no difference to me. 1077 01:05:53.250 --> 01:05:55.209 What if I get a paunch in the future? 1078 01:05:56.542 --> 01:05:58.876 Let me know now, if you want a body-builder type. 1079 01:05:59.001 --> 01:06:00.626 That you won't get in Taru. 1080 01:06:01.500 --> 01:06:04.375 What's there in the body... thin today, fat tomorrow. 1081 01:06:04.709 --> 01:06:06.709 Beauty should be in the thinking. 1082 01:06:10.167 --> 01:06:11.500 Beauty in thinking! 1083 01:06:12.083 --> 01:06:13.334 Ok, Sania. 1084 01:06:14.209 --> 01:06:16.250 For our tuning-setting... 1085 01:06:16.959 --> 01:06:20.667 ...there should be no lies between us. Right? 1086 01:06:21.042 --> 01:06:22.709 Yes! No... 1087 01:06:23.167 --> 01:06:26.292 In that case... my bio-data posted on the matrimonial site says... 1088 01:06:26.417 --> 01:06:28.417 ...I'm a graduate. 1089 01:06:28.584 --> 01:06:30.417 - Yes! - That's a lie. 1090 01:06:30.918 --> 01:06:32.250 Oh! 1091 01:06:32.334 --> 01:06:33.500 Yes! 1092 01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:35.834 Papa-mummy forced me to write that... 1093 01:06:35.918 --> 01:06:39.626 ...saying nowadays no girl is willing to marry less than a graduate. 1094 01:06:40.083 --> 01:06:41.876 The truth is I failed in the 12th... 1095 01:06:43.042 --> 01:06:45.876 ...and you're an MBA. Right? 1096 01:06:46.709 --> 01:06:48.292 How will we have tuning-setting? 1097 01:06:49.876 --> 01:06:53.000 People from all over the world come to taste your food. 1098 01:06:53.125 --> 01:06:56.542 So what if you didn't go to college makes no difference. 1099 01:06:59.959 --> 01:07:02.209 But we will educate our kids very well. Right? 1100 01:07:03.751 --> 01:07:05.334 Daddy! Can't see daddy anywhere. 1101 01:07:05.417 --> 01:07:06.542 Oh, yes. 1102 01:07:08.167 --> 01:07:09.751 Hadn't he come along as your bodyguard? 1103 01:07:11.001 --> 01:07:12.626 Must be with Farru somewhere. 1104 01:07:15.375 --> 01:07:16.626 Must have been hard for father-in-law uncle... 1105 01:07:16.709 --> 01:07:18.876 ...after your mummy's death. 1106 01:07:19.918 --> 01:07:21.751 He had to be your mummy and your daddy. 1107 01:07:22.876 --> 01:07:27.125 Waking you up, sending you to school, must have done everything... 1108 01:07:28.667 --> 01:07:32.375 You haven't told me your mummy's name. What was her name? 1109 01:07:32.459 --> 01:07:34.959 - Noorjahan Qadir. - Noorjahan Qadir... 1110 01:07:36.083 --> 01:07:37.334 Qadir? 1111 01:07:38.709 --> 01:07:41.042 Her surname was Qadir. 1112 01:07:41.459 --> 01:07:42.751 Ok... 1113 01:07:43.751 --> 01:07:47.500 ...she didn't change to Habibullah after marriage? 1114 01:07:48.292 --> 01:07:51.918 Why? Boys don't change their name after marriage... 1115 01:07:52.001 --> 01:07:54.334 ...so why should girls change their name? 1116 01:07:57.209 --> 01:07:58.459 They shouldn't! 1117 01:08:00.584 --> 01:08:02.209 Habibullah suit's you best. 1118 01:08:02.959 --> 01:08:04.584 Sania Habibullah. 1119 01:08:05.876 --> 01:08:07.000 I like it. 1120 01:08:10.167 --> 01:08:13.584 So tell me, how many kids? 1121 01:08:17.834 --> 01:08:20.792 Daddy will fall ill if he runs around so much... 1122 01:08:20.834 --> 01:08:22.375 - Six, okay? - Daddy. 1123 01:08:23.959 --> 01:08:25.209 Twelve-thirteen okay? 1124 01:08:38.918 --> 01:08:45.334 "Your luscious attitude makes my intentions snap." 1125 01:08:49.667 --> 01:08:56.792 "Your enchanting locks entangle and unravel my promises." 1126 01:09:17.626 --> 01:09:22.876 "If not the sea of love." 1127 01:09:22.959 --> 01:09:28.417 "Give me but a drop." 1128 01:09:28.500 --> 01:09:35.125 "Every bit of my heart, prays to you." 1129 01:09:36.167 --> 01:09:40.417 "You're my prayer, I ask you from you." 1130 01:09:40.500 --> 01:09:44.417 "You're my prayer, I believe you are my God." 1131 01:09:44.500 --> 01:09:46.417 "You're my prayer..." 1132 01:10:03.667 --> 01:10:05.542 "You're my prayer..." 1133 01:10:23.584 --> 01:10:24.667 "Hey, Taru!" 1134 01:10:50.542 --> 01:10:55.500 "You toss your wild hair..." 1135 01:10:55.667 --> 01:11:00.042 "You toss your wild hair and knock me out." 1136 01:11:00.417 --> 01:11:05.375 "Your strike bolts with your glowing eyes, and burn me down." 1137 01:11:08.042 --> 01:11:12.751 "My youth is a thicket of clouds, my being is fire." 1138 01:11:12.918 --> 01:11:18.542 "To be imprisoned in my mane, is every young man's desire." 1139 01:11:19.667 --> 01:11:25.125 "Yes I burn, but I'm drops of cool intoxication too." 1140 01:11:25.292 --> 01:11:32.250 "Is it! - I fill a sea within "and let it rain love." 1141 01:11:35.751 --> 01:11:38.209 "You are Thumri, I'm Dadra..." 1142 01:11:38.375 --> 01:11:40.751 "We are both exquisite ragas." 1143 01:11:41.250 --> 01:11:43.918 "Tune your notes with mine..." 1144 01:11:44.125 --> 01:11:45.876 "...and let the world sing." 1145 01:11:49.792 --> 01:11:54.167 "Black, white, my every shade." 1146 01:11:58.042 --> 01:12:01.792 "Prays to you..." 1147 01:12:03.000 --> 01:12:05.083 "You're my prayer..." 1148 01:12:32.209 --> 01:12:34.334 - Oh, Sanju. - Oh, Taru. 1149 01:12:34.500 --> 01:12:36.083 - Did you win the match? - We lost the match. 1150 01:12:36.167 --> 01:12:38.209 - How many runs did you make, Shakeel? - Full century. 1151 01:12:38.292 --> 01:12:41.500 We lost, we lost, we lost the match. 1152 01:12:41.626 --> 01:12:43.834 If you lose next time, no jalebis for you. 1153 01:12:54.542 --> 01:12:56.083 Thank you, aunt! 1154 01:12:56.417 --> 01:12:58.584 Uncle, is this your aunt? 1155 01:12:58.667 --> 01:13:00.292 She's not aunt, she's uncle's wife. 1156 01:13:00.375 --> 01:13:03.751 Uncle's wife, uncle's wife! 1157 01:13:05.584 --> 01:13:09.542 "My blazing heart is now used to you." 1158 01:13:09.626 --> 01:13:13.250 "Is now duped by you..." 1159 01:13:13.876 --> 01:13:17.709 "Slowly my desire for you..." 1160 01:13:17.792 --> 01:13:21.209 "...is beginning to cross my own boundaries." 1161 01:13:22.500 --> 01:13:27.584 "The heart is not satisfied with a drop anymore." 1162 01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:32.918 "It wants your sea of love." 1163 01:13:33.459 --> 01:13:36.209 "My patience, is impatient for you." 1164 01:13:36.292 --> 01:13:39.834 "It prays to you." 1165 01:13:41.334 --> 01:13:45.417 "You're my prayer, I ask you from you." 1166 01:13:45.459 --> 01:13:49.584 "You're my prayer, I believe you are my God." 1167 01:13:57.709 --> 01:13:59.876 "You're my prayer..." 1168 01:14:09.667 --> 01:14:12.459 Stop, stop, Taru, stop. 1169 01:14:13.667 --> 01:14:15.918 Taru? Huh? 1170 01:14:20.709 --> 01:14:22.709 You know why I asked you for three days? 1171 01:14:24.584 --> 01:14:26.959 So that in three days you could start loving me... 1172 01:14:27.083 --> 01:14:30.250 ...at least a little bit, if not a lot... 1173 01:14:31.292 --> 01:14:33.792 ...so that you marry me for love. 1174 01:14:33.918 --> 01:14:35.292 And if you hadn't fallen in love with me... 1175 01:14:35.500 --> 01:14:38.417 I thought we could become friends. Facebook type. 1176 01:14:39.834 --> 01:14:44.500 But I do...from Tariq I've come to Taru. 1177 01:14:44.542 --> 01:14:48.250 That's it! That's all I wanted to confirm. 1178 01:14:49.709 --> 01:14:52.209 I am ready. You ready? 1179 01:14:54.167 --> 01:14:55.667 Yes, ready. 1180 01:14:56.250 --> 01:14:57.751 Come on then! 1181 01:15:08.876 --> 01:15:12.918 "You're my prayer, I ask you from you." 1182 01:15:13.083 --> 01:15:16.959 "You're my prayer, I believe you are my God." 1183 01:15:25.334 --> 01:15:27.209 "You're my prayer..." 1184 01:15:27.626 --> 01:15:28.918 My room! 1185 01:15:34.292 --> 01:15:35.209 What is this? 1186 01:15:37.709 --> 01:15:40.542 All top heroes and heroines come to Haidari to eat our kebabs... 1187 01:15:41.500 --> 01:15:43.417 ...but my top most heroine is this... 1188 01:15:48.167 --> 01:15:49.334 What are you doing, Tariq? 1189 01:15:49.834 --> 01:15:51.042 Call me, Taru. 1190 01:15:52.375 --> 01:15:54.334 You said you have come from Tariq to Taru. 1191 01:15:59.334 --> 01:16:01.959 But tell me what you're doing. 1192 01:16:02.250 --> 01:16:04.250 I don't want to marry you for your cash value. 1193 01:16:04.375 --> 01:16:05.918 I want to marry you for your own value. 1194 01:16:08.042 --> 01:16:11.375 The value of your friendship... the value of your beauty... 1195 01:16:11.459 --> 01:16:15.083 ...the value of your smile ...the value of your brains. 1196 01:16:22.334 --> 01:16:24.250 I don't want dowry from your daddy. 1197 01:16:28.334 --> 01:16:31.792 I'm not an item for my papa to sell and your daddy to buy. 1198 01:16:33.667 --> 01:16:38.125 Papa doesn't understand. His heart has attacked him once. 1199 01:16:39.042 --> 01:16:40.125 I'm afraid of fighting him... 1200 01:16:40.209 --> 01:16:42.167 ...what if he passes away without seeing his grand-children? 1201 01:16:42.918 --> 01:16:44.584 He loves me a lot. 1202 01:16:44.626 --> 01:16:47.375 But this disease of bowing before society and it's customs doesn't leave him. 1203 01:16:48.000 --> 01:16:49.001 So, it's like this... 1204 01:16:49.042 --> 01:16:50.959 ...he will not accept our marriage without dowry... 1205 01:16:51.459 --> 01:16:52.876 So you tell your daddy... 1206 01:16:52.918 --> 01:16:55.292 ...to give my papa-mummy these rupees forty lakhs as dowry. 1207 01:16:56.083 --> 01:16:58.042 Everyone wins! 1208 01:17:04.042 --> 01:17:05.500 What happened? Shocked? 1209 01:17:06.417 --> 01:17:07.959 Yes... Totally... 1210 01:17:08.292 --> 01:17:10.042 I didn't expect this at all... 1211 01:17:21.209 --> 01:17:23.334 You love me a lot right? 1212 01:17:25.626 --> 01:17:27.959 If I tell you something, you won't be angry? 1213 01:17:28.751 --> 01:17:29.876 No. 1214 01:17:30.334 --> 01:17:32.042 You'll forgive me at once? 1215 01:17:32.417 --> 01:17:33.667 Yes. 1216 01:17:41.417 --> 01:17:44.250 I'm not Sania...I'm Gullu... 1217 01:17:44.959 --> 01:17:46.292 See... 1218 01:17:48.167 --> 01:17:51.500 I had come to trap you in a dowry case and get money out of you. 1219 01:17:53.292 --> 01:17:54.667 Taru... 1220 01:17:57.042 --> 01:17:59.375 - Taru... - Taru... - Gullu... 1221 01:17:59.417 --> 01:18:01.459 - Gullu, save me... - Booji! 1222 01:18:01.542 --> 01:18:03.042 - Gullu! - Booji! 1223 01:18:03.083 --> 01:18:04.209 Sania! 1224 01:18:04.709 --> 01:18:06.751 What happened? Shocked? 1225 01:18:07.584 --> 01:18:09.542 Very shocked... 1226 01:18:09.876 --> 01:18:11.751 I didn't expect this at all... 1227 01:18:15.751 --> 01:18:19.417 Sania... I never expected... 1228 01:18:19.626 --> 01:18:22.459 ...that a scrap like me would get a delicacy like you? 1229 01:18:25.167 --> 01:18:29.167 Has anything expected happened between us so far? 1230 01:18:32.667 --> 01:18:35.500 But we're having a good time? Right? 1231 01:18:35.667 --> 01:18:38.918 So, get over the shock and smile. 1232 01:18:42.709 --> 01:18:46.792 But please don't tell papa-mummy about this, it's our private secret. 1233 01:18:59.417 --> 01:19:03.709 - Khuda Hafiz. - Khuda Hafiz... Taar...ru. 1234 01:19:23.709 --> 01:19:25.876 We have to take care of law and order as well... 1235 01:19:25.918 --> 01:19:27.459 Please get your wife the next time... 1236 01:19:27.500 --> 01:19:28.584 - Yes, please do... - Yes, sure... 1237 01:19:28.667 --> 01:19:29.918 - Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes? 1238 01:19:29.959 --> 01:19:31.001 Can I help you with the bag? 1239 01:19:31.042 --> 01:19:32.083 No. 1240 01:19:32.292 --> 01:19:33.918 - Sure? - Yes. 1241 01:19:48.459 --> 01:19:50.626 He gave you forty lakhs just like that? 1242 01:19:51.751 --> 01:19:53.834 He has truly fallen in love with you. 1243 01:19:54.042 --> 01:19:55.542 Will you still con him? 1244 01:19:55.709 --> 01:19:58.918 Listen to me... If you tell him the truth even once... 1245 01:19:59.375 --> 01:20:02.459 ...he will support you in fulfilling your dreams. 1246 01:20:04.042 --> 01:20:06.542 - Don't be childish, Booji! - How is this being childish? 1247 01:20:06.626 --> 01:20:09.417 Booji...he won't support me, he'll send me to jail. 1248 01:20:09.626 --> 01:20:13.500 Fake currency, fake passport, fake visa... It's very risky. 1249 01:20:13.959 --> 01:20:16.125 Now we're deep into this mess... 1250 01:20:16.375 --> 01:20:18.792 ...there's only one way out... stick to the plan. 1251 01:20:18.876 --> 01:20:20.083 Don't get confused... 1252 01:20:20.125 --> 01:20:23.459 ...we will do what we have come for and get out of here. 1253 01:20:24.751 --> 01:20:27.292 Aunt...come closer to Taru Bhai. 1254 01:20:27.334 --> 01:20:28.959 Yes, closer. That's it. 1255 01:20:29.042 --> 01:20:30.959 Ready? And... 1256 01:20:33.209 --> 01:20:34.500 - You're glowing, aunt... - Let me see... 1257 01:20:34.584 --> 01:20:37.125 - Close the button at least. - It's alright, papa. 1258 01:20:37.209 --> 01:20:39.083 - You should look like a groom. - Our Taru is looking so handsome... 1259 01:20:39.167 --> 01:20:40.542 My smarty groom. 1260 01:20:42.083 --> 01:20:44.792 - Wow! - Allah! 1261 01:20:45.584 --> 01:20:47.542 She's so pretty... 1262 01:20:47.584 --> 01:20:50.042 Let no evil eye cross Sania and Taru's pair... 1263 01:20:51.417 --> 01:20:53.876 Three lakhs forty-five thousand dirhams. 1264 01:20:54.709 --> 01:20:57.792 There's no need to count...even if a hundred here and there is less... 1265 01:20:57.876 --> 01:21:00.167 - ...it's all in the family. - Yes. 1266 01:21:00.334 --> 01:21:02.542 I have booked the honeymoon suite for the bride and groom. 1267 01:21:02.584 --> 01:21:05.167 Why? The bride will go home with us after the wedding. 1268 01:21:05.209 --> 01:21:06.375 I'm leaving early tomorrow morning. 1269 01:21:06.417 --> 01:21:08.209 It will be easier for me to say goodbye. 1270 01:21:08.250 --> 01:21:09.667 You can take her home tomorrow. 1271 01:21:09.751 --> 01:21:11.000 But this is not... 1272 01:21:11.375 --> 01:21:14.001 Why not...they can have a comfortable breakfast... 1273 01:21:14.584 --> 01:21:17.876 ...and come home by lunch-time. What will you have for lunch, dear? 1274 01:21:18.500 --> 01:21:21.209 Lunch? Tomorrow? Anything would do. 1275 01:21:21.292 --> 01:21:22.500 Let's start the wedding. 1276 01:21:22.584 --> 01:21:25.167 You're more eager than us, father-in-law uncle. 1277 01:21:25.250 --> 01:21:26.918 - Let's start? - Yes. 1278 01:21:28.542 --> 01:21:31.375 Do you accept me, Sania Habibullah... 1279 01:21:31.500 --> 01:21:34.375 ...daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah? 1280 01:21:34.500 --> 01:21:38.083 I accept you, accept your stubbornness... 1281 01:21:38.500 --> 01:21:41.584 ...accept the way you call my food yummy... 1282 01:21:42.334 --> 01:21:46.667 ...accept the way you say Holly, accept your fluent English. 1283 01:21:46.918 --> 01:21:49.959 Sania Habibullah, as a whole and even in parts... 1284 01:21:50.042 --> 01:21:53.000 I accept you, I accept you, I accept you! 1285 01:21:53.334 --> 01:21:55.542 That's enough for now. Now it's your turn. 1286 01:21:55.626 --> 01:21:58.459 I accept your daddy, your daddy's allergies... 1287 01:21:58.542 --> 01:21:59.709 Enough! 1288 01:22:00.042 --> 01:22:01.209 Yes...for now. 1289 01:22:01.250 --> 01:22:03.751 We have our entire lives to keep accepting each other. 1290 01:22:05.250 --> 01:22:09.292 Miss Sania Habibullah, daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah... 1291 01:22:10.375 --> 01:22:12.792 ...do you accept me... Tariq Haider, aka Taru Haider... 1292 01:22:12.834 --> 01:22:14.334 ...son of Farooq Haider... 1293 01:22:15.959 --> 01:22:19.125 ...the way you accept my shahi tukda? 1294 01:22:22.083 --> 01:22:23.167 Do you accept me? 1295 01:22:24.459 --> 01:22:25.959 - I accept. - Congratulations! 1296 01:22:26.500 --> 01:22:27.709 Come on. 1297 01:22:27.918 --> 01:22:31.459 I will have to go... 1298 01:22:31.959 --> 01:22:38.001 ...to my beloved's home... 1299 01:22:39.125 --> 01:22:41.000 It's okay to cry, my dear... 1300 01:22:41.083 --> 01:22:44.250 ...you must be sad to leave your father... go on, cry... 1301 01:22:45.876 --> 01:22:48.792 - Mummy, papa... Khuda Hafiz. - Khuda Hafiz, brother. 1302 01:22:48.918 --> 01:22:52.125 Now please be quiet, aunt... 1303 01:23:08.500 --> 01:23:10.459 Why did father-in-law uncle give dirhams in the suitcase? 1304 01:23:10.500 --> 01:23:11.834 He should have given my money. 1305 01:23:11.876 --> 01:23:14.375 Well...your papa-mummy would get suspicious. 1306 01:23:14.459 --> 01:23:16.500 But daddy said thanks. 1307 01:23:18.751 --> 01:23:20.500 Look, what daddy got for us. 1308 01:23:23.667 --> 01:23:26.792 Get well soon... Who is ill? 1309 01:23:28.042 --> 01:23:30.667 Poor daddy, in all the wedding excitement picked up the wrong one. 1310 01:23:31.167 --> 01:23:32.667 Father-in-law uncle is too much. 1311 01:23:32.709 --> 01:23:34.626 Have some kheer. 1312 01:23:35.125 --> 01:23:37.001 I'm not hungry at all, Sania. 1313 01:23:37.292 --> 01:23:38.667 It's the tradition... 1314 01:23:38.751 --> 01:23:41.250 ...if you don't eat this everything will go wrong. 1315 01:23:41.709 --> 01:23:45.250 Please, from my hand...one spoon? 1316 01:23:51.709 --> 01:23:53.417 One for my beauty... 1317 01:24:00.918 --> 01:24:02.876 ...one for my mind... 1318 01:24:07.667 --> 01:24:09.375 ...one for my friendship. 1319 01:24:09.834 --> 01:24:11.167 Friendship! 1320 01:24:33.001 --> 01:24:37.459 I'm allergic to roses. 1321 01:24:53.459 --> 01:24:54.792 Hope he is not dead. 1322 01:24:54.834 --> 01:24:56.834 You mixed sleeping pills in the kheer, did you not? 1323 01:24:56.876 --> 01:24:58.459 I obviously wouldn't mix poison... 1324 01:24:59.042 --> 01:25:00.500 ...you said four, so I mixed four. 1325 01:25:00.542 --> 01:25:01.334 Nothing will happen. 1326 01:25:01.375 --> 01:25:04.292 In the movie from which I got this idea, they had put the whole bottle. 1327 01:25:05.334 --> 01:25:06.876 Sania. 1328 01:25:09.083 --> 01:25:11.792 Let's leave before he wakes up. 1329 01:25:13.626 --> 01:25:14.834 Come on, Gullu. 1330 01:25:15.375 --> 01:25:17.000 - Gullu! - Yeah! 1331 01:25:44.709 --> 01:25:46.751 Coming my love... 1332 01:25:50.876 --> 01:25:52.000 Tariq Haidar? 1333 01:25:53.792 --> 01:25:56.375 - Yes. - 498a, you know what that is? 1334 01:25:58.334 --> 01:25:59.292 No. 1335 01:25:59.334 --> 01:26:03.459 Your wife has charged you and your mummy-papa under 498a. 1336 01:26:03.709 --> 01:26:05.250 I have the proof... In this DVD... 1337 01:26:05.375 --> 01:26:08.626 ...that you and your parents demanded dowry. 1338 01:26:09.042 --> 01:26:11.959 Did you or did you not? Speak up! You did, right? 1339 01:26:15.751 --> 01:26:19.417 Yes, Taru... so you are finally married? 1340 01:26:19.542 --> 01:26:20.834 Will you invite me to the reception... 1341 01:26:20.918 --> 01:26:23.000 ...or I will get to meet your wife at the birth of your child? 1342 01:26:25.792 --> 01:26:26.667 Really? 1343 01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:29.500 Fridge double door... 1344 01:26:29.834 --> 01:26:31.751 Washing machine front-loading... 1345 01:26:32.167 --> 01:26:33.542 AC split AC... 1346 01:26:33.751 --> 01:26:36.334 Everyday household items are given. 1347 01:26:37.209 --> 01:26:38.459 Yes, jewelry... 1348 01:26:38.667 --> 01:26:43.292 Two gold sets, two silver sets and one diamond set will do... 1349 01:26:43.417 --> 01:26:46.834 And a car... that is compulsory nowadays. 1350 01:26:47.209 --> 01:26:50.375 Skoda will be fine. 1351 01:26:50.667 --> 01:26:53.042 - Sania total? - Forty two lakhs... 1352 01:26:53.209 --> 01:26:54.417 Only forty two lakhs? 1353 01:26:54.500 --> 01:26:56.626 Round figure, make it forty. 1354 01:27:01.876 --> 01:27:04.417 How much is your cut, sir? 1355 01:27:04.626 --> 01:27:07.751 - It's enough. - If we double that? 1356 01:27:08.001 --> 01:27:09.792 What do you mean... 1357 01:27:09.834 --> 01:27:11.626 ...even we have some principles. 1358 01:27:11.792 --> 01:27:13.250 I'm the father of two daughters. 1359 01:27:13.292 --> 01:27:15.125 When they are of marriageable age... 1360 01:27:15.167 --> 01:27:18.125 ...nobody will bother about my uniform or my honesty. 1361 01:27:19.876 --> 01:27:23.334 It's because of you dowry-mongers that we have to take a cut. 1362 01:27:24.292 --> 01:27:25.959 I am from the girl's side. 1363 01:27:27.167 --> 01:27:28.959 If you want an out of court settlement... 1364 01:27:29.292 --> 01:27:32.334 ...leave forty lakhs at the designated spot... 1365 01:27:32.542 --> 01:27:34.042 ...or else. 1366 01:27:35.125 --> 01:27:39.292 I'll arrest all three of you in 498a. 1367 01:27:39.375 --> 01:27:43.167 Okay, sir, okay...but where's the guarantee that after the deal... 1368 01:27:43.292 --> 01:27:45.375 ...this DVD won't reach the commissioner? 1369 01:27:46.042 --> 01:27:47.834 What if they want more? 1370 01:27:47.959 --> 01:27:50.918 Did they guarantee they will not ask for more dowry after the marriage? 1371 01:27:51.792 --> 01:27:54.542 Tell me... Did they? 1372 01:27:54.709 --> 01:27:55.792 When you didn't give us any guarantee... 1373 01:27:55.876 --> 01:27:58.459 ...why should we give you any... 1374 01:27:58.751 --> 01:28:02.918 I am from the girl's side, don't you forget... 1375 01:28:05.417 --> 01:28:09.751 498a is a killer. It takes down heavyweights. 1376 01:28:10.125 --> 01:28:14.417 If he files a FIR under 498a, you will go straight to jail. 1377 01:28:14.667 --> 01:28:16.125 No bail. 1378 01:28:16.209 --> 01:28:19.709 Case will go straight to court, and on the basis of this DVD... 1379 01:28:19.792 --> 01:28:23.125 ...you will get a minimum of six years in jail. 1380 01:28:24.626 --> 01:28:26.042 There's only one way out... 1381 01:28:26.083 --> 01:28:29.083 ...give them the money and get out of this mess. 1382 01:28:29.167 --> 01:28:31.417 I will not give any money to give those cheating rogues. 1383 01:28:31.459 --> 01:28:33.500 Taru, don't be emotional, be professional. 1384 01:28:33.792 --> 01:28:37.167 If all three of you go to jail, who will make the biryani and kebabs? 1385 01:28:37.459 --> 01:28:40.334 125 years old Haidari Kebab will be ruined in one day. 1386 01:28:40.542 --> 01:28:43.334 Neeraj is right... The honor of our ancestors... 1387 01:28:43.417 --> 01:28:47.417 You didn't think of the honor when you were begging for dowry? 1388 01:28:47.459 --> 01:28:48.509 It was a mistake. 1389 01:28:48.709 --> 01:28:51.792 I swear on God I will never even utter the word dowry again. 1390 01:28:51.918 --> 01:28:54.167 Just go and drop the settlement money. 1391 01:28:55.918 --> 01:28:58.417 I won't spare that witch so easily. 1392 01:29:16.751 --> 01:29:22.459 "O the black magic woman." 1393 01:29:28.209 --> 01:29:33.959 "How she spun a web around me!" 1394 01:29:39.500 --> 01:29:47.834 "Tied me to her braid, robbed me blind." 1395 01:29:47.918 --> 01:29:50.792 "A birdie slayed a lion, and flew away." 1396 01:29:51.709 --> 01:29:55.500 "While the mustache studs looked on in dismay." 1397 01:29:55.751 --> 01:29:58.042 "Hail O brave-heart, O black magic woman!" 1398 01:29:58.125 --> 01:30:00.334 Taru bhai... Here, here... she's here. 1399 01:30:01.334 --> 01:30:04.167 "Hail O strong one, O black magic woman!" 1400 01:30:04.500 --> 01:30:07.876 Give the bag... ...and return the dowry money. 1401 01:30:09.042 --> 01:30:11.792 "O the black magic woman." 1402 01:30:11.876 --> 01:30:17.459 "How she spun a web around me!" 1403 01:30:17.500 --> 01:30:20.209 "O the black magic woman." 1404 01:30:20.792 --> 01:30:22.125 Gullu! Gullu... 1405 01:30:22.751 --> 01:30:24.834 Come here...here, Gullu. 1406 01:30:24.876 --> 01:30:26.417 Stop, you cheat! 1407 01:30:27.959 --> 01:30:29.167 Go, go, go! 1408 01:30:29.626 --> 01:30:35.083 "She broke the trust of my heart." 1409 01:30:35.334 --> 01:30:39.542 "She stole the love of my heart, and flew away." 1410 01:30:39.792 --> 01:30:40.876 "Cheat!" 1411 01:30:40.959 --> 01:30:43.375 "Damn your affections." 1412 01:30:43.667 --> 01:30:45.500 "O black magic woman!" 1413 01:30:46.542 --> 01:30:49.167 "Damn your deceitfulness." 1414 01:30:49.375 --> 01:30:50.959 "O black magic woman!" 1415 01:30:51.459 --> 01:30:54.125 "O the black magic woman." 1416 01:30:54.292 --> 01:30:57.459 "How she spun a web around me!" 1417 01:31:03.001 --> 01:31:04.083 Who is it? 1418 01:31:04.250 --> 01:31:07.042 It's me, Booji...open the door. 1419 01:31:08.250 --> 01:31:10.500 - Why didn't you knock in code? - Oh, sorry. 1420 01:31:10.542 --> 01:31:11.792 What do you mean sorry? 1421 01:31:12.167 --> 01:31:13.751 Is this something you can forget? 1422 01:31:17.209 --> 01:31:18.626 Yuck! 1423 01:31:19.542 --> 01:31:22.001 Have gotten used to Taru's flavors... 1424 01:31:22.584 --> 01:31:24.834 ...now everything else will feel tasteless. 1425 01:31:36.167 --> 01:31:37.334 Bolly... 1426 01:31:40.083 --> 01:31:43.542 Lucknow wasn't so bad, we had fun. 1427 01:31:43.584 --> 01:31:45.918 Yes, but now you forget about bonding with Lucknow. 1428 01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:48.125 For Lucknow you are an enemy. 1429 01:31:48.209 --> 01:31:49.959 Think only of America. 1430 01:31:51.751 --> 01:31:53.292 Yes, America. 1431 01:31:56.000 --> 01:31:59.000 Had a lot of fun? You cheat! 1432 01:32:11.959 --> 01:32:13.209 Slalekum, uncle. 1433 01:32:13.834 --> 01:32:15.001 What did you find out? 1434 01:32:15.250 --> 01:32:18.042 Fake names, fake company, fake passport... 1435 01:32:18.125 --> 01:32:20.125 ...and only one hundred dirhams... 1436 01:32:20.209 --> 01:32:21.834 ...out of the three lakhs, forty-five thousand are real? 1437 01:32:22.209 --> 01:32:24.250 - Where is Taru? - On the roof again... 1438 01:32:31.334 --> 01:32:32.542 Taru... 1439 01:32:33.751 --> 01:32:36.042 What are you doing at that height? 1440 01:32:45.334 --> 01:32:47.459 Even if you chop all the vegetables in the market... 1441 01:32:47.500 --> 01:32:49.000 ...your anger won't go away. 1442 01:32:49.334 --> 01:32:51.709 It will go only when the father and daughter will rot in jail. 1443 01:32:53.584 --> 01:32:57.042 But if you keep chopping carrots, how will we find them? 1444 01:32:57.375 --> 01:33:00.709 Think, Taru, think about her... We may find a clue... 1445 01:33:02.042 --> 01:33:03.918 Her father had called her Gullu... 1446 01:33:04.417 --> 01:33:05.459 So? 1447 01:33:05.751 --> 01:33:08.417 How can Sania's pet name be Gullu? 1448 01:33:09.000 --> 01:33:11.083 There has to be some story behind the name Gullu. 1449 01:33:11.459 --> 01:33:13.542 Taru bhai! 1450 01:33:13.751 --> 01:33:17.375 I found your Gulrez Gullu Qadir... 1451 01:33:18.083 --> 01:33:19.834 Come fast... 1452 01:33:30.292 --> 01:33:32.918 - What have you got? - Just breathe, I'm showing you... 1453 01:33:33.584 --> 01:33:37.167 Look at this... She thinks she's too smart. 1454 01:33:37.667 --> 01:33:40.709 She became Sania but forgot to close Gullu's Facebook account. 1455 01:33:40.792 --> 01:33:42.167 Darn... 1456 01:33:43.626 --> 01:33:45.959 - Where will I find this witch? - Hyderabad. 1457 01:34:07.083 --> 01:34:08.876 Is Mr. Abdul Qadir at home? 1458 01:34:08.959 --> 01:34:11.542 - Uncle Babu? - Gulrez Qadir? 1459 01:34:11.709 --> 01:34:12.918 Yes, come, come. 1460 01:34:14.959 --> 01:34:16.083 Please sit. 1461 01:34:16.459 --> 01:34:17.876 I can't see your father. 1462 01:34:18.584 --> 01:34:20.584 He's gone for some important work. 1463 01:34:23.334 --> 01:34:24.876 What do you want? 1464 01:34:26.334 --> 01:34:28.876 Suppose I have one rupee as black money. 1465 01:34:29.209 --> 01:34:32.584 How do I exchange it into white? 1466 01:34:32.751 --> 01:34:34.834 How, is our problem. 1467 01:34:34.876 --> 01:34:36.459 All you need to understand is that... 1468 01:34:36.584 --> 01:34:38.918 ...you will give me one rupee in cash... 1469 01:34:39.083 --> 01:34:41.751 ...and in exchange we will deposit eighty paise in your bank... 1470 01:34:41.834 --> 01:34:44.500 ...as white money. That's it. 1471 01:34:44.584 --> 01:34:45.959 Why only eighty? 1472 01:34:46.459 --> 01:34:50.042 Twenty paise is our fees, for turning black into white. 1473 01:34:50.083 --> 01:34:52.584 Okay...will it be transferred by tomorrow? 1474 01:34:52.626 --> 01:34:54.542 Soon as you give the cash, the transfer will be done. 1475 01:34:54.584 --> 01:34:57.250 No, first you transfer, then I will give the cash. 1476 01:34:57.334 --> 01:35:00.667 No, dear, this business doesn't work like that. 1477 01:35:01.292 --> 01:35:04.709 Ok, then I don't want to do it. Khuda Hafiz. 1478 01:35:06.209 --> 01:35:07.459 How much is it? 1479 01:35:08.375 --> 01:35:09.384 Eighty lakhs cash. 1480 01:35:09.584 --> 01:35:12.709 Hmmm... You called me uncle... 1481 01:35:12.792 --> 01:35:15.751 ...your father is a respected man in the neighborhood. 1482 01:35:16.042 --> 01:35:18.500 Ok, your work will be done. 1483 01:35:18.542 --> 01:35:21.876 Had a lot of fun? You cheat! 1484 01:35:22.584 --> 01:35:26.125 But within half an hour of the money being transferred... 1485 01:35:26.334 --> 01:35:28.292 ...my man will be here to collect the cash. 1486 01:35:28.334 --> 01:35:32.250 Think carefully, because once the money is deposited in your bank... 1487 01:35:32.626 --> 01:35:35.417 ...the white money is yours and the cash is ours. 1488 01:35:35.542 --> 01:35:38.001 You will have to give the entire amount. 1489 01:35:41.751 --> 01:35:42.834 I've thought about it... 1490 01:35:43.001 --> 01:35:45.083 ...transfer it as soon as possible. 1491 01:35:45.125 --> 01:35:47.167 - Khuda Hafiz! - Khuda Hafiz! 1492 01:35:59.584 --> 01:36:02.000 Taru bhai, there are twenty-six malls in Hyderabad... 1493 01:36:02.250 --> 01:36:05.334 ...if we're lucky we will find her in the first one. 1494 01:36:06.500 --> 01:36:08.250 My darned luck has become a witch too! 1495 01:36:10.667 --> 01:36:13.542 Taru, I could only get tickets for tomorrow morning. 1496 01:36:13.626 --> 01:36:15.209 I only have thirty bullets, will that be enough? 1497 01:36:15.250 --> 01:36:17.083 - Have you gone mad? - Why, won't be enough? 1498 01:36:17.167 --> 01:36:18.459 You're not taking a gun. 1499 01:36:18.500 --> 01:36:21.375 We will have to take the gun, who knows how big is her gang. 1500 01:36:22.083 --> 01:36:23.918 Yes, but you can't take it on a flight. 1501 01:36:24.542 --> 01:36:25.834 It's licensed. 1502 01:36:25.918 --> 01:36:27.125 Put it back. 1503 01:36:50.459 --> 01:36:56.000 "O the black magic woman." 1504 01:36:56.209 --> 01:37:01.876 "How she spun a web around me!" 1505 01:37:26.209 --> 01:37:29.042 "She's not a cup of tea, nor a cup of wine." 1506 01:37:31.709 --> 01:37:34.751 "She's not a cup of tea, nor a cup of wine." 1507 01:37:34.792 --> 01:37:36.042 "She's not a silver bell." 1508 01:37:36.125 --> 01:37:37.918 "Nor an aching sore." 1509 01:37:40.001 --> 01:37:41.334 "She's made of flowers." 1510 01:37:41.459 --> 01:37:42.667 "But whips so hard." 1511 01:37:42.834 --> 01:37:44.125 "She's so delicate." 1512 01:37:44.250 --> 01:37:46.001 "But scrores over brawn." 1513 01:37:46.542 --> 01:37:50.292 "The hard hitters just look on..." 1514 01:37:50.584 --> 01:37:53.292 "Hail the fire-cracker." 1515 01:37:53.375 --> 01:37:55.751 "O black magic woman." 1516 01:37:56.209 --> 01:37:59.001 "Hail the thunder maker." 1517 01:37:59.042 --> 01:38:01.334 "O black magic woman!" 1518 01:38:01.751 --> 01:38:04.417 Haizel Naidu, Rajshekhar Raju.. 1519 01:38:04.918 --> 01:38:07.417 ..Venkatesh Raja, G.S. Vijay.. 1520 01:38:07.959 --> 01:38:09.083 ..Lakshmi Vijay. 1521 01:38:09.167 --> 01:38:10.709 In lots of ten only... 1522 01:38:10.918 --> 01:38:12.125 All of you, go in please. 1523 01:38:12.626 --> 01:38:14.292 Rest of you, wait outside for your turn. 1524 01:38:17.792 --> 01:38:20.626 Not just a bit, I loved you a whole lot... 1525 01:38:20.751 --> 01:38:22.500 ...and you cheated me instead... 1526 01:38:23.667 --> 01:38:25.167 You cheat! 1527 01:38:34.542 --> 01:38:36.334 Gullu... What happened? Let's go. 1528 01:38:36.417 --> 01:38:38.792 Abdul Qadir, Gulrez Qadir. 1529 01:38:39.459 --> 01:38:41.209 Gullu, it's our turn...come on... 1530 01:38:41.876 --> 01:38:43.417 What's wrong? Come on... 1531 01:38:44.459 --> 01:38:47.584 - Gullu! - Excuse me... excuse me... - Gullu! 1532 01:38:48.042 --> 01:38:50.918 What? You will return Taru's money? 1533 01:38:51.083 --> 01:38:52.500 You will go back to Lucknow? 1534 01:38:52.667 --> 01:38:53.959 Are you crazy? 1535 01:38:54.000 --> 01:38:55.792 I can't courier eighty lakhs. 1536 01:38:55.876 --> 01:38:58.834 I will have to go myself...to return the money... To say sorry. 1537 01:38:58.918 --> 01:39:00.334 Are you possessed? 1538 01:39:00.417 --> 01:39:02.459 It's our turn... let's go for the interview... 1539 01:39:02.834 --> 01:39:04.375 ...take the visa...and go to America. 1540 01:39:04.542 --> 01:39:07.292 Booji, if it was any other dowry mongering low-life... 1541 01:39:07.334 --> 01:39:08.959 I wouldn't care... 1542 01:39:09.125 --> 01:39:11.292 But I don't want to go to America with Taru's money. 1543 01:39:11.375 --> 01:39:12.500 Just think... 1544 01:39:12.876 --> 01:39:14.834 ...going back to Lucknow is so dangerous. 1545 01:39:15.292 --> 01:39:17.626 Tariq Haider won't offer you biryani and kebab. 1546 01:39:17.751 --> 01:39:20.209 He will take revenge, he will send you to jail. 1547 01:39:20.709 --> 01:39:22.250 Let him send me to jail if he wants to. 1548 01:39:22.334 --> 01:39:23.751 Let me be imprisoned for life. 1549 01:39:24.042 --> 01:39:27.250 Jail is not a joke... They torture you... 1550 01:39:27.709 --> 01:39:29.751 ...make you starve, don't even give you water... 1551 01:39:30.209 --> 01:39:32.083 ...you have to live like an animal... 1552 01:39:32.167 --> 01:39:33.083 I know... 1553 01:39:33.167 --> 01:39:35.709 ...but I don't want to fulfill my dreams by breaking Taru's heart. 1554 01:39:35.792 --> 01:39:37.918 Please understand. Please. 1555 01:39:44.542 --> 01:39:46.083 What are you made of? 1556 01:39:46.250 --> 01:39:48.417 You're not scared of anything. 1557 01:39:49.209 --> 01:39:51.500 I've spent my entire life being scared. 1558 01:39:52.500 --> 01:39:55.125 I couldn't cheat because of fear... 1559 01:39:56.042 --> 01:39:58.375 ...now I can't be honest because of fear. 1560 01:39:59.667 --> 01:40:02.751 How did you turn out to be so fearless, just like your mother? 1561 01:40:04.709 --> 01:40:06.876 From my fearless mother's womb. 1562 01:40:08.083 --> 01:40:09.667 Come on, sit now. 1563 01:40:09.959 --> 01:40:11.542 Sit, quickly. 1564 01:40:20.209 --> 01:40:22.083 Hyderabadi biryani is not bad... 1565 01:40:22.542 --> 01:40:23.751 It's poison... 1566 01:40:25.584 --> 01:40:27.417 ...everything here is poison. 1567 01:40:32.000 --> 01:40:35.834 Hey, Neeraj... that's Gulrez Qadir's uniform, isn't it? 1568 01:40:36.459 --> 01:40:38.417 It's the same...come, come... 1569 01:40:42.626 --> 01:40:44.834 Madam... one second, madam... excuse me... 1570 01:40:44.876 --> 01:40:46.918 - One second... - Is he mad? Madam... 1571 01:40:47.000 --> 01:40:49.375 Walk straight, guys... Why are you walking like cows! 1572 01:40:49.459 --> 01:40:52.334 Madam, do you know Gulrez Qadir? 1573 01:40:52.459 --> 01:40:53.751 Yes, who are you? 1574 01:40:53.834 --> 01:40:56.792 Gullu Qadir has been selected this month's Facebook beauty queen. 1575 01:40:56.876 --> 01:40:58.167 We have a gift voucher for her. 1576 01:40:58.250 --> 01:40:59.834 Really? I'll just call and tell her. 1577 01:40:59.918 --> 01:41:03.918 No, no, madam, if you call her we will lose our jobs. 1578 01:41:04.083 --> 01:41:07.001 Then how will our wives and kids celebrate Christmas? 1579 01:41:07.751 --> 01:41:10.250 You give us the number and address... We will go and surprise her. 1580 01:41:10.292 --> 01:41:11.584 Will you have jalebis? 1581 01:41:12.250 --> 01:41:13.626 Please have some... 1582 01:41:15.001 --> 01:41:16.167 Ma'am, number? 1583 01:41:19.542 --> 01:41:20.751 If your mother was alive... 1584 01:41:20.834 --> 01:41:23.042 Booji... Save the sentimental talk. 1585 01:41:23.375 --> 01:41:25.792 I'm not being sentimental... If your mother was alive... 1586 01:41:25.876 --> 01:41:27.709 ...she would have given you two slaps for being so stubborn. 1587 01:41:28.709 --> 01:41:31.500 You made me lie and run all over the place... 1588 01:41:31.584 --> 01:41:33.500 ...and then you didn't even fulfill your dreams. 1589 01:41:33.876 --> 01:41:35.167 Crazy girl! 1590 01:41:35.292 --> 01:41:37.000 So what, Booji? 1591 01:41:37.250 --> 01:41:39.083 It's ok if I didn't go to America. 1592 01:41:39.250 --> 01:41:40.959 I'll study fashion designing right here. 1593 01:41:42.209 --> 01:41:44.626 There are no jobs in America anyway. Everyone's coming here. 1594 01:41:45.709 --> 01:41:48.375 Booji, when I become a famous shoe designer... 1595 01:41:48.500 --> 01:41:50.292 ...they will call me themselves. 1596 01:41:51.083 --> 01:41:52.417 Not only America. 1597 01:41:52.542 --> 01:41:56.709 England, France, Russia everyone will call my hero. 1598 01:41:58.000 --> 01:41:59.375 Not hero. Heroine. 1599 01:41:59.459 --> 01:42:00.709 Same thing... 1600 01:42:01.083 --> 01:42:03.292 ...you never let me feel that you were a daughter or son. 1601 01:42:05.001 --> 01:42:06.542 Come on, pack my pant shirt too. 1602 01:42:07.542 --> 01:42:09.292 You're not going anywhere. I'm going alone. 1603 01:42:09.459 --> 01:42:10.626 Enough of your stubbornness. 1604 01:42:11.000 --> 01:42:12.834 Won't work anymore. Come on, pack. 1605 01:42:24.834 --> 01:42:25.876 Hello... 1606 01:42:27.250 --> 01:42:28.667 Yes, uncle Babu. 1607 01:42:29.709 --> 01:42:31.000 Stop, stop... 1608 01:42:39.292 --> 01:42:41.584 What do you want? Who are you? 1609 01:42:41.626 --> 01:42:44.000 They had taken a water-filter service appointment... 1610 01:42:44.167 --> 01:42:45.709 ...now they've locked up and left. 1611 01:42:45.751 --> 01:42:47.292 Even the bank guys had come... 1612 01:42:47.375 --> 01:42:50.250 ...they called them home too and disappeared. 1613 01:42:50.500 --> 01:42:52.542 We had to give the cheque. 1614 01:42:52.584 --> 01:42:54.083 What happened, Bilqees? 1615 01:42:54.125 --> 01:42:57.709 They called these poor fellows for Aquaguard servicing... 1616 01:42:57.792 --> 01:42:59.001 ...and have now disappeared. 1617 01:42:59.167 --> 01:43:02.709 If they're not around, why don't you do my servicing. 1618 01:43:02.918 --> 01:43:06.001 Sure, aunt, but at least tell us where they have gone. 1619 01:43:06.209 --> 01:43:08.918 We have to write in our report. Or we'll lose our jobs. 1620 01:43:09.000 --> 01:43:10.250 How will our wives and kids celebrate Diwali? 1621 01:43:10.334 --> 01:43:12.083 They left with luggage...out of town! 1622 01:43:12.209 --> 01:43:13.209 Where airport? 1623 01:43:13.250 --> 01:43:16.334 Airport they can't afford. They've gone to the station. 1624 01:43:16.375 --> 01:43:17.584 Let's go. 1625 01:43:17.626 --> 01:43:20.459 Hey good for nothings... at least do our servicing. 1626 01:43:20.500 --> 01:43:23.042 - I will complain to the company... - Come on, station. 1627 01:43:23.125 --> 01:43:24.751 Why are you making me go round in circles? 1628 01:43:24.834 --> 01:43:26.626 - Am I a top? - Come on, quickly. 1629 01:43:26.709 --> 01:43:28.834 This is an auto not an airplane. 1630 01:43:31.626 --> 01:43:34.167 - Booji, let's get the tickets. - Yes, yes. 1631 01:43:37.250 --> 01:43:39.042 Two tickets, Lucknow. Three tier. 1632 01:43:41.334 --> 01:43:44.083 All full. Only AC 1st class is available. 1633 01:43:44.292 --> 01:43:46.125 Eight thousand, one hundred and eighty. 1634 01:43:46.292 --> 01:43:48.792 Hurry up, the train will leave in ten minutes. 1635 01:43:48.834 --> 01:43:51.834 Take it... It's not like we have to save for your dowry. 1636 01:43:52.542 --> 01:43:53.918 We'll go in style. 1637 01:43:54.918 --> 01:43:56.167 First class. 1638 01:44:15.417 --> 01:44:17.167 Listen...you go that way...yes... 1639 01:44:21.125 --> 01:44:22.709 One packet of chips... 1640 01:44:23.834 --> 01:44:25.167 No, the big one. 1641 01:44:32.542 --> 01:44:35.542 - Running away? - Uncle Babu! 1642 01:44:35.584 --> 01:44:37.459 Running away with my money? 1643 01:44:38.125 --> 01:44:39.417 No, didn't you get the cheque? 1644 01:44:39.500 --> 01:44:42.709 Cheque! Your neighbor-aunts gave the cheque. 1645 01:44:43.959 --> 01:44:48.792 So why did you come this far, you could have said thanks on the phone. 1646 01:44:48.834 --> 01:44:51.500 Is this a game? Is it? 1647 01:44:52.292 --> 01:44:54.500 Transfer now, withdraw now... 1648 01:44:54.959 --> 01:44:59.500 I was very clear, once the money is transferred into your account... 1649 01:45:00.125 --> 01:45:02.751 I will take everything in cash. Where's the cash? 1650 01:45:04.709 --> 01:45:06.459 - With my father... - Call him then. 1651 01:45:07.417 --> 01:45:10.459 No, he's gone to get the tickets and then snacks... 1652 01:45:10.542 --> 01:45:14.542 ...then magazine...then pillow... why don't we go to him. 1653 01:45:14.918 --> 01:45:15.959 Yes. 1654 01:45:17.083 --> 01:45:18.209 Come on. 1655 01:45:18.959 --> 01:45:20.167 In case I miss the train... 1656 01:45:20.250 --> 01:45:21.626 ...let me take the bag, it has my favorite outfit. 1657 01:45:21.709 --> 01:45:23.876 Yes, yes... Come on. 1658 01:45:29.042 --> 01:45:31.083 Such a hassle for nothing... 1659 01:45:33.209 --> 01:45:34.292 Where is your father? 1660 01:45:35.751 --> 01:45:37.042 - Just there... - Come on. 1661 01:45:40.375 --> 01:45:41.542 Hey, babu, get some tea here. 1662 01:45:41.792 --> 01:45:44.083 Hello...yes I'm in a meeting... 1663 01:45:44.500 --> 01:45:46.542 ...let me get the money from the party first... 1664 01:45:46.709 --> 01:45:48.167 ...I will get the curtains then... 1665 01:45:48.709 --> 01:45:50.459 Crazy woman, cost me Rs. 100. 1666 01:45:50.542 --> 01:45:51.959 The girl is getting away... Catch her. 1667 01:45:58.125 --> 01:45:59.876 Hey P.T. Usha...stop... 1668 01:46:01.334 --> 01:46:02.918 She hits bad... 1669 01:46:04.083 --> 01:46:05.292 Sorry, sorry. 1670 01:46:14.667 --> 01:46:16.542 Sania... 1671 01:46:16.584 --> 01:46:19.876 Sania... Sania... 1672 01:46:21.500 --> 01:46:23.626 How slow are you guys... 1673 01:46:23.667 --> 01:46:27.083 ...see how fast Gulrez Qadir is running. Catch her... 1674 01:46:27.417 --> 01:46:29.042 What happened, brother, why are you chasing that girl? 1675 01:46:29.083 --> 01:46:30.584 She's running away with my money... 1676 01:46:30.667 --> 01:46:33.042 - Yours too? - Yours too? 1677 01:46:33.125 --> 01:46:35.584 - How much did she dupe you for? - Why should I tell you? 1678 01:46:36.042 --> 01:46:38.584 She's made a fool of me... She's made a fool of you.. 1679 01:46:38.667 --> 01:46:40.375 ...we are in the same team, brother! 1680 01:46:48.042 --> 01:46:49.459 Sania... 1681 01:46:49.918 --> 01:46:51.375 Sania, come down... 1682 01:46:51.417 --> 01:46:53.626 - Taru! - You've made a fool of me. 1683 01:46:54.000 --> 01:46:56.167 - Get down now... - Scoundrel... 1684 01:46:57.584 --> 01:46:58.959 You're threatening with a gun... 1685 01:46:59.042 --> 01:47:00.292 You'll hit Babu bhai... 1686 01:47:01.417 --> 01:47:03.209 You'll insult him in front of everyone... 1687 01:47:05.709 --> 01:47:07.500 - Catch him, Rafiq... - Who are you? 1688 01:47:07.584 --> 01:47:09.876 Catch him...break his head... 1689 01:47:12.667 --> 01:47:14.125 Hey, not with the can... 1690 01:47:14.626 --> 01:47:16.542 Hey, wrestler...let go of my boys... 1691 01:47:16.626 --> 01:47:18.459 Hey... 1692 01:47:25.209 --> 01:47:27.417 Ungrateful girl, you're hitting me? 1693 01:47:27.542 --> 01:47:29.167 Sorry... sorry. 1694 01:47:33.125 --> 01:47:34.292 Taru... 1695 01:47:36.250 --> 01:47:37.751 Taru... Taru... 1696 01:47:42.584 --> 01:47:46.334 Enough of your drama... return my money. 1697 01:47:46.375 --> 01:47:48.042 Don't come forward, you bully... 1698 01:47:48.083 --> 01:47:49.334 Just stop there... Give my money. 1699 01:47:49.417 --> 01:47:52.792 - The police is here, Babu bhai! - Who invited these pests? 1700 01:47:52.959 --> 01:47:55.667 Please give my money, please give it. 1701 01:47:55.709 --> 01:47:57.709 Uncle, I gave you the cheque. You will get the entire amount. 1702 01:47:57.834 --> 01:48:00.042 - Come on, run! - Will I make a curry of the cheque? 1703 01:48:00.375 --> 01:48:01.959 I will suffer a huge loss, my girl... 1704 01:48:02.042 --> 01:48:03.918 Darn the money, Babu bhai, let's get out of here...now! 1705 01:48:04.001 --> 01:48:04.918 Run...run... 1706 01:48:05.001 --> 01:48:07.667 Hey... My money... My money... 1707 01:48:08.083 --> 01:48:10.042 - Give me the bag... - Here, take your money... 1708 01:48:10.334 --> 01:48:13.918 Leave me alone...and never call me a cheat again! 1709 01:48:15.334 --> 01:48:17.834 Since the time I've come you haven't shut up for a second... 1710 01:48:18.876 --> 01:48:21.292 Wherever I go, I hear you calling me a cheat. 1711 01:48:21.334 --> 01:48:22.709 Yes, I cheated you! 1712 01:48:23.000 --> 01:48:25.417 All my life I have faced dowry seeking boys... 1713 01:48:25.500 --> 01:48:27.626 ...who have insulted Booji and me. 1714 01:48:28.876 --> 01:48:30.042 I'm a topper. 1715 01:48:30.209 --> 01:48:32.876 But there's no value of my mind. 1716 01:48:33.375 --> 01:48:36.751 They hear fifteen lakhs dowry and reject me. 1717 01:48:38.042 --> 01:48:40.000 You know how many times I've been rejected? 1718 01:48:41.083 --> 01:48:43.250 I couldn't bear the insult anymore... 1719 01:48:43.584 --> 01:48:46.667 ...that's why I decided never to marry. 1720 01:48:46.709 --> 01:48:48.667 I don't want any man in my life. 1721 01:48:49.667 --> 01:48:52.709 I made this plan to fulfill my dreams. 1722 01:48:53.042 --> 01:48:55.834 But you ruined the entire plan. 1723 01:48:56.709 --> 01:48:57.709 What was the need... 1724 01:48:57.751 --> 01:49:00.292 ...to make this relationship for the value of my laughter, my beauty... 1725 01:49:00.375 --> 01:49:02.125 ...my mind, my friendship? 1726 01:49:03.042 --> 01:49:04.918 Why are you so strange? 1727 01:49:05.667 --> 01:49:09.375 You never went to college, you speak in broken English. 1728 01:49:09.626 --> 01:49:13.334 You eat the betel leaf, you burp, you wear horrible shirts... 1729 01:49:16.709 --> 01:49:19.125 ...but yet I started liking you for your sweetness. 1730 01:49:22.792 --> 01:49:25.125 I couldn't hurt you and go to America. 1731 01:49:25.167 --> 01:49:27.459 That's why I was coming to return your money. 1732 01:49:27.500 --> 01:49:29.500 Its eighty lakhs. You can count... 1733 01:49:30.417 --> 01:49:32.542 Hey, Taru, here... 1734 01:49:33.042 --> 01:49:34.167 Hey! 1735 01:49:34.209 --> 01:49:36.209 Well done, Taru, you caught the girl. 1736 01:49:36.500 --> 01:49:39.209 - Look what I caught? - Leave him... Leave him... 1737 01:49:40.083 --> 01:49:41.042 Excuse me. 1738 01:49:42.083 --> 01:49:43.542 What do you mean 'see what I caught'? 1739 01:49:43.584 --> 01:49:45.292 He's my father, not a thief. 1740 01:49:45.918 --> 01:49:47.626 Taru, whatever happened, it was my doing. 1741 01:49:47.709 --> 01:49:50.292 I made the whole plan, it's not Booji's fault. 1742 01:49:50.375 --> 01:49:51.459 Please let him go. 1743 01:49:51.500 --> 01:49:53.209 What is this commotion? 1744 01:49:53.250 --> 01:49:55.083 Very shrewd criminals they are, both father and daughter... 1745 01:49:55.167 --> 01:49:57.334 They duped my client of eighty lakhs... 1746 01:49:57.459 --> 01:49:58.667 ...it's in the bag... 1747 01:49:58.709 --> 01:50:00.584 Is this correct, uncle? 1748 01:50:00.959 --> 01:50:03.001 - Yes. - Come on then, to the police station. 1749 01:50:03.125 --> 01:50:04.292 Just wait and watch now, Taru... 1750 01:50:04.334 --> 01:50:06.125 I will get the maximum sentence for her. 1751 01:50:06.292 --> 01:50:07.800 So that all the girls of India will learn a lesson... 1752 01:50:08.000 --> 01:50:11.417 ...that they shouldn't dare trick innocent guys into 498a. 1753 01:50:12.334 --> 01:50:14.292 If girls trick guys, they are low-life... 1754 01:50:14.542 --> 01:50:17.000 ...but boys keep demanding dowry, they are still considered innocent. 1755 01:50:18.626 --> 01:50:19.667 No. 1756 01:50:20.250 --> 01:50:21.751 You please leave... Sorry. 1757 01:50:21.792 --> 01:50:23.334 Made us run for nothing... 1758 01:50:23.918 --> 01:50:25.542 Have you gone mad, Taru? 1759 01:50:31.167 --> 01:50:32.250 You come here... 1760 01:50:32.792 --> 01:50:33.918 What? 1761 01:50:47.334 --> 01:50:49.792 - If you want to say something... - Will you shut up for a minute? 1762 01:50:50.459 --> 01:50:51.918 Can I say something? 1763 01:50:55.542 --> 01:50:57.375 I understood everything else... 1764 01:50:58.709 --> 01:51:01.584 ...but what did you say in the middle of that long speech... 1765 01:51:02.834 --> 01:51:04.959 ...you started liking me? 1766 01:51:05.250 --> 01:51:07.209 What? Yes... 1767 01:51:08.125 --> 01:51:09.459 Just liking? 1768 01:51:10.125 --> 01:51:11.584 I fell in love with you. 1769 01:51:12.792 --> 01:51:14.250 Since I've returned from Lucknow... 1770 01:51:14.334 --> 01:51:16.584 ...I just can't forget the flavors of your talk, of your food... 1771 01:51:16.792 --> 01:51:19.375 ...of the fun I had with you. 1772 01:51:20.584 --> 01:51:22.792 I have gotten addicted to your flavors. 1773 01:51:25.751 --> 01:51:29.167 So the butcher has fallen in love with the goat? 1774 01:51:33.042 --> 01:51:34.250 You are that good... 1775 01:51:35.751 --> 01:51:38.584 Why can't all other men be normal like you... 1776 01:51:38.876 --> 01:51:40.459 Then there wouldn't be any problem. 1777 01:51:40.500 --> 01:51:43.959 There would have been a big problem. 1778 01:51:45.375 --> 01:51:46.834 Then you wouldn't have come to Lucknow. 1779 01:51:47.792 --> 01:51:49.918 Sania would have become somebody else's in Hyderabad. 1780 01:51:51.959 --> 01:51:55.959 - Gulrez. - Oh yes, Gulrez. 1781 01:51:58.250 --> 01:51:59.542 So you have forgiven me? 1782 01:52:00.125 --> 01:52:03.584 What to do, you are that good. 1783 01:52:07.042 --> 01:52:09.918 You have tricked me by feeding kheer... 1784 01:52:13.167 --> 01:52:15.918 ...but I still want to love you so very much. 1785 01:52:18.834 --> 01:52:22.334 Gullu... You hurt me badly. 1786 01:52:25.250 --> 01:52:28.834 - You won't again? - No, no, never ever. Sorry. 1787 01:52:38.250 --> 01:52:40.584 What did I do to deserve you? 1788 01:52:41.751 --> 01:52:45.792 Something wonderful my dear... that's why you got my Gullu. 1789 01:52:46.792 --> 01:52:50.125 Gullu-Taru, perfect couple. 1790 01:52:50.500 --> 01:52:52.042 Now we will have a real wedding. 1791 01:53:03.500 --> 01:53:06.584 Enough of fooling around, shall we begin? 1792 01:53:06.709 --> 01:53:09.125 - Gulrez dear... - Yes... 1793 01:53:12.709 --> 01:53:16.334 Tariq Haider, I mean Taru Haider... 1794 01:53:16.459 --> 01:53:18.001 ...son of Farooq Haider. 1795 01:53:18.417 --> 01:53:22.876 Do you accept me, Gulrez Qadir, daughter of Abdul Qadir? 1796 01:53:23.250 --> 01:53:25.167 You accept without a single penny of dowry? 1797 01:53:25.250 --> 01:53:28.209 Not once, a thousand times. Say you accept, son. 1798 01:53:29.459 --> 01:53:30.417 I accept... 1799 01:53:30.834 --> 01:53:36.209 Do you accept me Tariq Haider, son of Farooq Haider? 1800 01:53:38.125 --> 01:53:39.334 I accept you. 1801 01:53:40.292 --> 01:53:45.083 Amju! The girl's father is ready to help us. 1802 01:53:45.250 --> 01:53:46.500 Full help... 1803 01:53:47.167 --> 01:53:48.500 One crore. 1804 01:53:49.167 --> 01:53:51.250 Say thank you... 1805 01:53:52.667 --> 01:53:56.292 Father, I'm not an item for you to sell and him to buy. 1806 01:53:56.626 --> 01:53:58.918 I don't want to go to America with someone's help... 1807 01:53:59.125 --> 01:54:02.334 So, sir, thanks but no thanks. 1808 01:54:03.000 --> 01:54:04.375 I'm sorry... 1809 01:54:08.709 --> 01:54:10.667 - Have you lost your mind? - Yes, I have... 1810 01:54:10.792 --> 01:54:12.584 I wish I had lost it sooner.