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[ALL WHISTLING THEME FROM
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAl]

2
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Rach, we're running low
on résumés over here.

3
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Do you really want a job
with Popular Mechanics?

4
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Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics,
those are the ones to work for.

5
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Hey, look, you guys.
I'm going for anything here, okay?

6
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I can't be a waitress anymore. I mean it.

7
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I'm sick of the lousy tips.
I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."

8
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Rach, did you proofread these?

9
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Uh, yeah. Why?

10
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Uh, nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed
with your excellent "compuper" skills.

11
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Oh, my God!

12
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Oh, do you think it's on all of them?

13
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Oh, no, I'm sure the Xerox machine
caught a few.

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- Hey, guys.
BOTH: Hey.

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Hey. Hi, ladies.

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Uh, can I get you anything?

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- Did you bring the mail?
- Lots of responses.

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Really? Sure we have scones left.

19
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Okay, read them to me.

20
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"Dear Miss Green: Thank you
for your inquiry. However..."

21
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- We have apple cinnamon...
- Okay, "Dear Miss Green"...

22
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No.

23
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- Wow.
- What?

24
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Your Visa bill is huge.

25
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Give me that.

26
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You know, I can't believe you.
Linda is so great.

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- Why won't you go out with her again?
- I don't know.

28
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Is this still about her whole...

29
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..."The Flintstones could
have really happened" thing?

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It's not just that.

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It's just, I want someone
who does something for me...

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...you know,
who gets my heart pounding...

33
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...who makes me, uh...

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Little play things with yarn?

35
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What?

36
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Could you want her more?

37
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Who?

38
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Who? Dee, the sarcastic sister
from What's Happening!!

39
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Who?

40
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Look, I am totally, totally over her, okay?

41
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- I just... Hi.
- Hi. Coffee?

42
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- No, we're fine.
- Okay.

43
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[CHANDLER & ROSS LAUGH]

44
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Shut up.

45
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We're not saying anything.

46
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- What?
- Uh, Joey cried last night.

47
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Thank you.

48
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We were playing poker, right?

49
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There was chocolate on the three.
It looked like an eight, all right?

50
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Oh, God, you should've seen him.
"Read them and weep."

51
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And then he did.

52
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Well, now, how come you guys
have never played poker with us?

53
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Yeah, what is that?
Like some kind of guy thing?

54
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Like some kind of sexist guy thing?

55
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Like, it's poker, so only guys can play?

56
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No. Women are welcome to play.

57
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Oh, okay, so then what is it?

58
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Some kind of, you know, like,
some kind of, you know, like...

59
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All right, what is it?

60
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There just don't happen
to be any women in our game.

61
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Yeah, we just don't happen to know any
women that know how to play poker.

62
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Oh, please. That is such a lame excuse.
I mean, it's a typical guy response.

63
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Excuse me, do any of you
know how to play?

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[IN UNISON]
No.

65
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But you could teach us.

66
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[IN UNISON]
No.

67
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Okay, so now we draw cards.

68
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So I wouldn't need any, right?
Because I have a straight.

69
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- Oh, good for you.
- Congratulations.

70
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[MICROWAVE BEEPING]

71
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Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want?

72
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Okay, I just need two.
The 10 of spades and the six of clubs.

73
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No, uh, Pheebs, you can't do that.

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I have the 10 of spades.
Here, you want it?

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Thanks.

76
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Uh, no, see, uh, you can't do that.

77
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No, no. That's okay. I don't need them.
I'm going for fours.

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Oh, you're...

79
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All right, here we go.

80
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We've got salmon roulettes
and assorted crudités.

81
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Monica, what are you doing?

82
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This is a poker game. You can't serve food
with more than one syllable.

83
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It's got to be like chips
or dip or pretz...

84
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Okay, so at this point, the dealer...

85
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You know what? We got it. We got it.
Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks.

86
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All right, now, you sure?
Phoebe just threw away two jacks...

87
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...because they didn't look happy.

88
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But I'm ready. So just deal.

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Okay, all right, last minute lesson.
Last minute lesson. Joey.

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Three...

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...eight.

92
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Eight, three. All right. Here we go.

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Damn it, damn it, damn it.

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I see. So then, um, you were lying.

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- About what?
- About how good your cards were.

96
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Heh. I was bluffing.

97
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Aha. And what is "bluffing"?

98
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Is it not another word for lying?

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Okay, sorry to break up this party...

100
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...but I've got résumés to fax
before work tomorrow.

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ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Rach, we've got to settle.

102
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Settle what?

103
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The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

104
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You see, King George
is giving us the land, so...

105
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The game, Rachel. The game.
You owe us money for the game.

106
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Oh, right.

107
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You know what, guys? It's their first time.
Why don't we forget about the money?

108
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Hell, no. We'll pay.

109
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Okay, Monica,
I had another answer all ready.

110
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And you know what?

111
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- We want a rematch.
- Well, that's fine with me.

112
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Could use the money.

113
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So, basically, you get your ya-yas
by taking money from all of your friends.

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- Yeah.
- Yes, and I get my ya-yas from lkea.

115
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You have to put them together yourself,
but they cost a little less.

116
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Look, Rachel, this is poker.
I play to win, all right?

117
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In order for me to win,
other people have to lose.

118
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So if you're gonna play poker with me,
don't expect me to be a nice guy.

119
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Okay, because once those cards
are dealt...

120
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Yeah?

121
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I'm not a nice guy.

122
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All right, boys. Let's eat.

123
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Ah, did you get that from
the "I Love Rachel" pizzeria?

124
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- You still on that?
- Come on.

125
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What was with that whole
Black Bart speech?

126
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"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy".

127
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You're way off, pal.

128
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No, I don't think so.
See, Ross, because I think you love her.

129
00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,318
Uh, no.

130
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,821
See, I might have had feelings for her
at one time. Not anymore.

131
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I just... Marcel.

132
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Where are you going with that disk?
You are not putting that on again.

133
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Marcel... Okay. If you press that button,
you are in very, very big trouble.

134
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[THE TOKENS' "LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

135
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You believe what a jerk Ross was being?

136
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Yeah, I know.
He can get really competitive.

137
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[LAUGHS]

138
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What?

139
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Oh. "Hello, Kettle, this is Monica.
You're black."

140
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Please.

141
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I am not as bad as Ross.

142
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Oh, I beg to differ.
The Pictionary incident?

143
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That was not an incident.

144
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:07,254
I was gesturing and the plate
slipped out of my hand.

145
00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,755
Oh.

146
00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:14,636
- Oh! I got an interview. I got an interview.
- You're kidding. Where? Where?

147
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:19,391
- Saks Fifth Avenue.
- Oh, Rachel.

148
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:23,061
Oh, it's like the mother ship
is calling you home.

149
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:30,110
- Well, what's the job?
- Assistant buyer.

150
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,822
Oh! I would be shopping...

151
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...for a living.

152
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

153
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Okay, look. That's Aunt Iris.

154
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This woman has been playing poker
since she was 5.

155
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You've gotta listen
to every word she says.

156
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- Hi.
- Is Tony Randall dead?

157
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- Oh, why?
- I don't think so.

158
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Well, he may be now
because I think I hit him with my car.

159
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,760
- My God. Really?
- No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one.

160
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,639
Let me tell you something.

161
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Everything you hear
at a poker game is pure crap.

162
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,937
- Nice earrings.
- Thank you.

163
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,567
Girls, sit down.

164
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,570
- Um, Aunt Iris, this is Phoebe, and Rachel...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

165
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,781
Listen, I am parked at a meter.
Let's do it.

166
00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,869
[THE TOKENS' "LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

167
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,586
Ross, could we please, please,
listen to anything else?

168
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,212
All right.

169
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,342
[MUSIC STOPS]

170
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,773
I'm gonna pay for that tonight.

171
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,443
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

172
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,029
- Hi.
- Hey.

173
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,656
Guess what, guess what, guess what.

174
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:02,744
Uh, okay. The fifth dentist caved,
and now they're all recommending Trident?

175
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,127
No, the interview.

176
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,213
She loved me. She absolutely loved me.

177
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:17,092
We talked for, like, two and a half hours.
We have the same taste in clothes.

178
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,344
Oh, I went to camp with her cousin.

179
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,056
And, oh, the job is perfect.
I can do this. I can do this well.

180
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,599
GROUP:
That's great.

181
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,559
God. And she told the funniest story.

182
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,687
Okay, great,
you'll tell us and we'll laugh.

183
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,772
Let's play poker.

184
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,234
All right, listen, we talked about it...

185
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,945
...and if you don't want to play,
we completely understand.

186
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,198
Yes, yes. We can play some other game.
Like, I don't know...

187
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,991
...Pictionary?

188
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,161
Very funny. Very funny.

189
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,789
I think we'd like to give poker another try.
Shall we, ladies?

190
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,457
BOTH:
Yes, I think we should.

191
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,209
Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?

192
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,003
No, no. That's okay. You know what?
I'm gonna give it a go.

193
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,380
ROSS: All right.
- All right.

194
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,561
So Pheebs owes 7.50.
Monica, you owe $10.

195
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,731
And, Rachel, you owe 15 big ones.

196
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,692
Thanks for teaching us
"Crossed-eyed Mary."

197
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,194
You guys, we gotta play that other way.

198
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,658
All right, here's my 7.50, but I think
you should know that this money is cursed.

199
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,286
- What?
- Oh, I cursed it.

200
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,707
So now bad things will happen
to he who spends it.

201
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,586
That's all right, I'll take it.
Bad things happen to me anyway.

202
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,214
This way, I can break them up
with a movie.

203
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:43,762
So that just leaves the big
Green poker machine, who owes 15.

204
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,139
Hmm, oh, it's so typical:

205
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,767
"Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis.

206
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,812
Ooh, I have to win money
to exert my power over women."

207
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,859
You know what? This is not over.

208
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,279
We will play you again.
And we will win and you will lose.

209
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,198
And you will beg and we will laugh.

210
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,200
And we will take
every last dime you have.

211
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:08,244
And you will hate yourselves forever.

212
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:13,333
Hmm. Kind of stepped on
my point there, Mon.

213
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,549
So you gals wanna hand over
your money now?

214
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,844
That way, we don't have to go
through the formality of actually playing.

215
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:29,974
No, that's fine. We'll see
who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.

216
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,022
Okay, are we done with the chitchat?
Are we ready to play serious poker?

217
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,943
Hey, you guys, look. The one-eyed jack
follows me wherever I go.

218
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,488
Right, okay. Serious poker.

219
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,908
MONICA:
Excuse me. Where are you going?

220
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,409
Uh, to the bathroom.

221
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,954
Do you wanna go to the bathroom
or do you wanna play poker?

222
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,789
I wanna go to the bathroom.

223
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,794
- All right, well, I'm gonna order a pizza.
- Oh, no, no, no.

224
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,379
I'm waiting to hear from that job.

225
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,131
And the store closes at 9,
so you can eat then.

226
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,970
That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac
to hold me over.

227
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:12,308
All right. Cincinnati. No blinds.
Everybody ante.

228
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,310
Yes.

229
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,521
Or no.

230
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,941
ROSS:
All right.

231
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,734
Your money's mine, Green.

232
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,611
Your fly's open, Geller.

233
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,286
You guys, you know what I just realized?

234
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,456
"Joker" is "poker" with a "J."

235
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,419
Coincidence?

236
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,591
Hey, that's "jo-incidence" with a "C."

237
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,804
[CHUCKLES]

238
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,605
- Uh, Phoebe. Phoebe...
- Yeah, I'm out.

239
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,648
I'm in.

240
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,025
Me too.

241
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,985
Me too. All right. What do you got?

242
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:09,407
Well, you better hop out of the shower,
because I got a flush.

243
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,078
Well, well, well.

244
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:18,917
Hop back in, bucko,
because I got four sixes.

245
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,128
I got four sixes. I won. I actually won.

246
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,549
Oh, my God. You know what?
I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile.

247
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:33,014
I think that one was Ross'.
And I think, oh, that one was Ross'.

248
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:38,311
[SINGSONG] Well, I have got your money.
And you'll never see it.

249
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,730
And your fly's still open.

250
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,982
I made you look.

251
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,446
PHOEBE: I'm in.
RACHEL: I couldn't be inner.

252
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,407
PHOEBE:
Monica? Monica, in or out?

253
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,534
I hate this game.

254
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,044
Okay, Joey, your bet.

255
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,464
I fold, like a cheap hooker
who got hit in the stomach...

256
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,509
...by a fat guy with sores on his face.

257
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,472
Oh, I'm out.

258
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,977
- Ross?
- Oh, I'm very in.

259
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,021
- Chandler?
- Couldn't be more out.

260
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,649
Me too. Rachel?

261
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,404
Um, I will see you and I'll raise you.

262
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,489
What do you say?
You wanna waste another buck?

263
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,158
No, not this time.

264
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,494
- So, what did you have?
- I'm not telling.

265
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,829
- Come on, show them to me.
- No.

266
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,498
- Show them to me. Let me see.
- Get your hands out of there.

267
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,417
You know, I've had dates like this.

268
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,256
Boy, you really can't stand to lose,
can you?

269
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,924
Your whole face is getting red.

270
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,678
Little veins popping out of your temple.

271
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,265
Plus that shirt doesn't really
match those pants.

272
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,353
First of all, I'm not losing.

273
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,188
[PHONE RINGS]

274
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,648
- Just deal.
- Hello? Rachel Green.

275
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,316
[MIMICKING RACHEL]

276
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,694
Excuse me.

277
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,446
It's about the job.

278
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,615
Barbara, hi. How are you?

279
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,119
Uh-huh?

280
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,413
No, I understand.

281
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:26,419
Yeah, oh, come on. No, I'm fine.
Don't be silly.

282
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,965
Yeah. Oh, but you know,
if anything else opens up, please...

283
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:35,386
Hello?

284
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,430
[SCOFFS]

285
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,188
Hmm.

286
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,236
Sorry, Rach.

287
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,614
Yeah, you know,
there's gonna be lots of other stuff.

288
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,450
Yeah. Okay.

289
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,828
Where were we? Oh. Okay.

290
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:05,249
Five card draw. Uh, jacks are better.

291
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,793
Nothing wild, everybody ante.

292
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,754
Look, Rach, we don't have to do this.

293
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,090
Yes, we do.

294
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,803
- All right. Check.
- Check.

295
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,554
I'm in for 50 cents.

296
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,974
- Call.
- I'm in.

297
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,228
I see your 50 cents...

298
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,522
...and I raise you...

299
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,607
...$5.

300
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,193
I thought, uh, it was a 50-cent limit.

301
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,446
Well, I just lost a job,
and I'd like to raise the bet 5 bucks.

302
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,698
Does anybody have a problem with that?

303
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,576
- Not at all.
- No, no.

304
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,496
[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]

305
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,249
Loser?

306
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,341
No, I fold.

307
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,219
What do you mean, you fold?
Hey, come on, what is this?

308
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,807
I thought that, "Once the cards
are dealt, I'm not a nice guy."

309
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,517
I mean, what? Were you just full of it?

310
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,443
[CLEARS THROAT]

311
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,824
I'm in.

312
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,827
- How many you want?
- One.

313
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,247
Dealer takes two.

314
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,542
- What do you bet?
- I bet $2.

315
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,878
Okay.

316
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,796
See your 2...

317
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,465
...and I raise you...

318
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,261
...20.
- Wow.

319
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,350
I see your 20...

320
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,353
...raise you 25.

321
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,361
See your 25...

322
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,363
...and, uh, Monica, get my purse.

323
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,579
Rachel, there's nothing in it.

324
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,250
Okay, then get me your purse.

325
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,882
Okay. Here you go. Good luck.

326
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,175
Thank you.

327
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,304
I saw your 25 and I raise you...

328
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,556
...7.

329
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,725
- Teen.

330
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,020
[GROANS]

331
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,027
Joey, I'm a little shy.

332
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,530
That's okay, Ross. You can ask me.

333
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,914
- What do you need? What do you need?
- Fifteen.

334
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,166
- All right, here's 10.
- Here, I got 5, I got 5.

335
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,709
- Thank you.
- Good luck.

336
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,127
[CLEARS THROAT]

337
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:58,047
Okay, I am calling your 17.

338
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,840
What do you got?

339
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,186
Full house.

340
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,154
You got me.

341
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,406
GROUP:
Oh!

342
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,450
[MONICA & PHOEBE HUMMING]

343
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,827
[JOEY & CHANDLER GROANING]

344
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,539
[SHOUTS]

345
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,294
- That's a tough hand to beat.
- I thought we had them.

346
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,422
Well, when you don't have the cards,
you don't have the cards, you know?

347
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,841
But look how happy she is.

348
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,313
ROSS: Airmail.
CHANDLER: Airplane. Airport.

349
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,400
Airport '75. Airport '77. Airport '79.

350
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,901
[TIMER DINGS]

351
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,153
RACHEL:
Time's up.

352
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,739
Bye Bye Birdie.

353
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,659
That's a bird?

354
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,411
That's a bird.

355
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,789
RACHEL:
Okay, okay, it's my turn.

356
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,376
Go.

357
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,839
Uh, Bean. Bean.

358
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,843
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
- Yes!

359
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,094
[ALL SHOUTING]

360
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,184
That you get?

361
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,443
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