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Okay, okay, I checked.

2
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We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast,
cinnamon stick...

3
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...chamomile, mint medley,
blackberry and, uh...

4
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Oh, wait, there's one more, um...
Lemon soother.

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You're not the guy that asked
for the tea, are you?

6
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Okay.

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Mail call. Rachel Green, bunk seven.

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Thank you.

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Oh, cool. A free sample of coffee.

10
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Oh, good, because where else
would we get any? Ha, ha.

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Oh, right.

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- Oh, great.
- What is it?

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Country club newsletter.

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My mother sends me
the engagement notices for inspiration.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. It's Barry and Mindy.

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- Barry, who you almost...?
- Barry, who I almost...

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- Mindy, your maid of...
- My maid of...

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Let me see. That's Mindy?

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Wow, she is pretty.

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Lucky...

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...to have had a friend like you.

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Marcel, bring me the rice.
Come on, bring me the rice. Come on.

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Good boy. Good bye.
Come here, give me the rice.

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Thank you. Good boy.

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Well, I see he's mastered the difference
between "bring me the"...

27
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...and "pee in the."

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"Bring me the" and... Rach?

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- What?
- Hi.

30
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Oh, I'm sorry. Oh.

31
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This is so stupid.

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- I mean, I gave Barry up, right?
- Mm.

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I should be happy for them.

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I am. I'm happy for them.

35
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- Really?
- No.

36
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Oh. Oh, I guess it would be different
if I were with somebody.

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Whoa, what, uh, ha, ha...

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What happened to, uh,
"Forget relationships.

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I'm done with men"?
The whole, uh, penis embargo?

40
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Oh, I don't know.

41
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I guess it's not about no guys.

42
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- It's about the right guy, you know?
- Hmm.

43
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With Barry, it was safe and it was easy,
but there was no heat.

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- Mm.
- You know, with Paolo...

45
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...that's all there was, was heat.

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And I mean, it was just
this raw, animal, sexual...

47
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Right, right. I got it.

48
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I was there.

49
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I mean, do you think
you can ever have both?

50
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You know?
Someone who's like your best friend...

51
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...but then also can make
your toes curl.

52
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Yes, yes.

53
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Yes. Yes, I do. I really do.

54
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Uh, in fact, it's funny.

55
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Very often, someone who
you wouldn't think could...

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...curl your toes...

57
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...might just be the one who...

58
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Hi.

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- Gets interrupted. Hi.

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Hey, guys, how was the movie?

61
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- Oh, so wonderful.
- Oh, it was so good.

62
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- Suck fest.
- Total chick flick.

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I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies...

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...with, like, you know, like,
guns and bombs...

65
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...and, like, buses going really fast.

66
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Hey, I don't need violence
to enjoy a movie...

67
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...just so long as there's a little nudity.

68
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- There was nudity.
- I meant female nudity.

69
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All right, I don't need to see
Lou Grant frolicking.

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MONICA & CHANDLER & PHOEBE:
Hugh. Hugh Grant.

71
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All right, I've got to go. Ahem.

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Come on, Marcel. Come on.

73
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Yeah, we're gonna go take a bath.
Yes, we are, aren't we? Yes, we are.

74
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They're still just friends, right?

75
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And I will see you tomorrow.

76
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That's right. You're gonna spend tomorrow
at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you?

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Hang on, hang on.
Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?

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Please, Aunt Monica, please? Ha, ha.

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Oh, unclench.
You're not even gonna be here.

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CHANDLER:
I can't believe we're having this discussion.

81
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I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.

82
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Don't you think if things were gonna happen
with Rachel, they would've happened?

83
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I'm telling you,
she said she's looking for a relationship...

84
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...with someone exactly like me.

85
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She really said that?

86
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Well, I added the "exactly like me" part.

87
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But she said she's looking for someone.
And someone is gonna be there tonight.

88
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"Tonight" tonight?

89
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Well, I think it's perfect.
It's just gonna be the two of us.

90
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She spent all day
taking care of my monkey.

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I can't remember the last time
I got a girl to take care of my monkey.

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[JOEY LAUGHING]

93
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Anyway, you know, I figured after work,
I'd go pick up a bottle of wine...

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...go over there and, uh, try to woo her.

95
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Hey, you know what you should do?

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You should take her back to the 1890s
when that phrase was last used.

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If you keep this up...

98
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...you'll be finished with this sucker
by the end of the week.

99
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Now, the one in the feathered boa,
that's Dr. Francis.

100
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Now, she used to be a man.

101
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Oh, look. See, now, there's Raven.
We hate her.

102
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We're glad she's dying.

103
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And then... What? Marcel.

104
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Are you playing with Monica's shoes?
You know you're not supposed to...

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Whoa, whoa.

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Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?

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Oh, Marcel. Bad monkey.

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Oh, God.

109
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Oh.

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Sorry, Barry.

111
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A little engagement gift.

112
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I'm sure you didn't register for that.

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[GUNSHOT ON TV]

114
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Who died? Who died?

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Roll him over. Oh, come on, roll him over.
Oh!

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Well, we know it wasn't Dexter,
right, Marcel? Because...

117
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Marcel? Marcel? Marc...?

118
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- How could you lose him?
- I don't know, I don't know.

119
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We were watching TV,
and then he pooped in Monica's shoe...

120
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Wait. He pooped in my shoe?
Which one?

121
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I don't know. The left one.

122
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Which ones?

123
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Oh, those little clunky Amish things
you think go with everything.

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- Hey.
GROUP: Hey.

125
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Whoa, oh.
Why is the air in here so negative?

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- Rachel lost Marcel.
- Oh, no. How?

127
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- He pooped in my shoe.
- Which one?

128
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Those cute little black ones
I wear all the time.

129
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No, which one? Ha, ha.

130
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The right or left?

131
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Because the left one is lucky.

132
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Come on, you guys.
What am I gonna do?

133
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All right, all right, all right.
You're a monkey...

134
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...you're loose in the city.

135
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Where do you go?

136
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Okay, it's his first time out...

137
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...so he's probably gonna want
to do some of the touristy things.

138
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I'll go to Cats.
You go to the Russian Tea Room.

139
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Oh, my God! Come on, you guys.

140
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He's gonna be home any minute.
He's gonna kill me.

141
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Start with the building.
You take the first and second floor.

142
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Phoebe and I will take third and fourth.

143
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Whoa, whoa. What am I gonna do?

144
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Okay, you stay here
and just wait by the phone.

145
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Spray Lysol in my shoe
and wait for Ross to kill you.

146
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Does anybody want to trade?

147
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[SIGHS]

148
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What do you want?

149
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Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey.
Have you seen it?

150
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I left a Belgian waffle out here.
Did you take it?

151
00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:46,566
No.

152
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Why would you leave your Belgian waffle
in the hall?

153
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I wasn't ready for it.

154
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The monkey, have you seen a monkey?

155
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I saw Regis Philbin once.

156
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Thank you, Mr. Heckles.

157
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,165
You owe me a waffle.

158
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,254
Okay, he's a black capuchin monkey
with a white face...

159
00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:11,591
...with Russian dressing
and pickles on the side.

160
00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,094
Okay, thanks.

161
00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,888
- Hi.
- Hey. How did it go today?

162
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,891
- Oh, great. It went great. Really great.
- Yeah.

163
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- Hey, is that wine?
- Yeah. Yeah.

164
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You, uh, want some?

165
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,772
- Oh, I would love some.
- Yeah.

166
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,441
But you know what? You know what?
Let's not drink it here.

167
00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:31,152
I'm feeling kind of crazy.
Do you want to go to Newark?

168
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,908
Uh, okay. Yeah.

169
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,996
We could do that. But before we head off
to the murder capital of the Northeast...

170
00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,250
...I was, uh, kind of wanted
to run something by you.

171
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,670
You know how we were,
you know, talking before...

172
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...about relationships and stuff, well...

173
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- Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this.
- Okay, quick and painful.

174
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,604
Oh, God.

175
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,648
Okay, all right. All right, okay.

176
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,150
Ross, please don't hate me.

177
00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,235
Oh, what? What? What?

178
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,154
[CHUCKLES]

179
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,990
You know Marcel?

180
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,201
- Yeah?
- Well, ahem.

181
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:23,997
I kind of, uh... I kind of lost him.

182
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,957
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

183
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,722
I can't believe this.

184
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,476
I mean, all I asked you to do
was keep him in the apartment.

185
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,852
I know, I know. I'm sorry.

186
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,146
You know what?
I guess it's partially my fault.

187
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,649
I shouldn't have asked you
to start off with a monkey.

188
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,818
I should have started you off with, like,
a pen or a pencil.

189
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,446
Ross, I'm doing everything that I can.

190
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,573
I've got everybody looking
for him and I got...

191
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,200
[DOOR BUZZER]

192
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,787
- Who is it?
LUISA [OVER INTERCOM]: Animal Control.

193
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,457
- See, I've even got Animal Control.
- You called Animal Control?

194
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,459
Uh-huh.

195
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,879
Why? Do you not like them?

196
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:19,886
Heh. Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.

197
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,557
I'm not allowed to have him in the city.

198
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,977
If they find him,
they'll take him away from me.

199
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:32,273
Okay, well, now, see,
you never ever, ever told us that.

200
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,528
That's right, because I didn't expect you
we're gonna invite them to the apartment.

201
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,531
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

202
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,326
Hi. Thanks for coming.

203
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,911
Somebody called about a monkey?

204
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:49,290
Oh. Oh, you know what?
That was a complete misunderstanding.

205
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,876
Yeah, we thought we had a monkey,
but we didn't.

206
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,461
- It turned out it was a hat.
- Cat.

207
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,380
Cat. What did I say?

208
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,382
Hi. We checked
the third and fourth floor.

209
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,092
- No one's seen Marcel.
- Marcel?

210
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,427
My uncle Marcel.

211
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:03,138
Oh, is that who the monkey's
named after?

212
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,514
Okay.

213
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,934
Are you aware that possession
of an illegal exotic is punishable...

214
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,479
...by up to two years in prison
and confiscation of the animal.

215
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,106
PHOEBE:
Oh, my God.

216
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,734
You'd put that poor little creature in jail?

217
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:25,910
Pheebs, you remember how we talked about
saying things quietly to yourself first?

218
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,205
Yes, but there isn't always time.

219
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:37,380
Look, I'm sure there's some friendly way
to reconcile this. Um, have a seat.

220
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,924
First of all, we haven't been introduced.
I'm Monica Geller.

221
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,011
Oh, my God, you are.

222
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,597
- And you're Rachel Green.
- Yeah.

223
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,058
Luisa Gianetti. Lincoln High?

224
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,353
I sat behind you guys in homeroom.

225
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:56,566
Oh! Luisa. Oh, my God.

226
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,943
Monica. It's Luisa!

227
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,154
Luisa. From homeroom.

228
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,822
Yes!

229
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,326
- You have no idea who I am, do you?
RACHEL: No.

230
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,161
Not at all.

231
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:12,582
Well, maybe that's because
you spent four years ignoring me.

232
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,252
Would it have been so hard to say,
"Morning, Luisa"...

233
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,421
...or "Nice overalls"?

234
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,470
Oh, I'm so sorry.

235
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,557
It's not so much you. You were fat.
You had your own problems.

236
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,187
But you. What a bitch.

237
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,315
What?

238
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,901
You know what? Be that as it may.

239
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:44,364
You think you could you help us out here
on that monkey thing, for old times' sake?

240
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,407
Go, Bobcats.

241
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,911
I could. But I won't.

242
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,414
If I find that monkey, he's mine.

243
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,042
[SINGING]
Da, da, da

244
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Sorry.

245
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[MARCEL CHATTERING]

246
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CHANDLER:
Marcel?

247
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JOEY:
Marcel?

248
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,180
- Marcel?
- Marcel?

249
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,938
Hi, can I help you?

250
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:25,321
Uh, we're kind of having an emergency,
and, ahem, we were looking for something.

251
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,200
- A monkey.
- Yes, have you seen any?

252
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,078
No. No, I haven't seen a monkey.

253
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,955
Do you know anything
about fixing radiators?

254
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,584
Sure, sure. Did you try turning the knob
back the other way?

255
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,379
- Of course.
- Oh. Then, no.

256
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,302
Taste this daiquiri.
Is there too much rum in here?

257
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,096
Just a second.
Hope you find your monkey.

258
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,265
Oh, no, wait. No, no, no. Wait, wait.

259
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,935
Um, we may not know
about radiators, per se...

260
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,104
...but we do have a certain amount
of expertise...

261
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,773
...in the heating and cooling milieu.

262
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,821
Uh, weren't we kind of in the middle
of something here?

263
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,408
Yes, but these women are very hot
and they need our help.

264
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,578
And they're very hot.

265
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,707
We can't, all right?

266
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,375
We're sorry.

267
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:23,546
You have no idea how sorry.
But we promised we'd find this monkey.

268
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,966
If you see him, he's about yea high
and answers to the name Marcel.

269
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,678
So if we could get some pictures of you,
you'd really be helping us out.

270
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,523
Okay, from now on, you don't get
to talk to other people.

271
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- Marcel?
- Marcel.

272
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PHOEBE & MONICA:
Marcel?

273
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Marcel?

274
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,617
- Oh, my God.
- What?

275
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,744
Something just brushed up
against my right leg.

276
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,412
- What is it?
- Oh.

277
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,248
Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

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[MARCEL CHATTERING]

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MONICA:
Look, Phoebe.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, Marcel. Come here.

281
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,798
- Oh, come here, Marcel.
- Step aside, ladies.

282
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- What are you gonna do?
- Just a small tranquilizer.

283
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PHOEBE:
Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel!

284
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- Damn.
- Are you okay?

285
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Oh, yeah, I think so.

286
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Oh.

287
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,414
Huh.

288
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,541
Whoa.

289
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,377
Oh, gosh.

290
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ROSS & RACHEL:
Marcel. Marcel.

291
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This is ridiculous.
We've been all over the neighborhood.

292
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He's gone. He's just gone.

293
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,478
- Ross, you don't know that.
- Oh, come on. It's cold, it's dark.

294
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He doesn't know the Village.

295
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,483
And now I have a broken foot. Oh, my...

296
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I have no monkey and a broken foot.

297
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,487
Thank you very much.

298
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Ross, you know, I've said I'm sorry,
like, a million times.

299
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,286
What do you want me to do? Huh?
You want me to break my foot too?

300
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,455
Here, I'm gonna break my foot right now.
Ow!

301
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Oh, my God. There, are you happy now?

302
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,211
Yeah, yeah. You know,
now that you kicked the sign...

303
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:31,215
...hey, ha, ha,
I don't miss Marcel anymore.

304
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,845
You know, it's not like
I did this on purpose.

305
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,389
No, no, no. No, no.
This is just vintage Rachel.

306
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I mean, things just sort of happen
around you.

307
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,687
I mean, you're off in Rachel Land,
doing your Rachel thing...

308
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...totally oblivious to people's monkeys
or to people's feelings and...

309
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,153
- I don't even want to hear it.
- Ross.

310
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- Forget it, okay?
- Ross.

311
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What? What?

312
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,745
Hey, banana man.

313
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,669
Oh, this is so intense.

314
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:13,716
One side of my butt is totally asleep
and the other side has no idea.

315
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,515
Hi. Did you order some bananas?

316
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,101
- What about it?
- Give me my monkey back.

317
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,393
I don't have a monkey.

318
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,438
- Then what's with all the bananas?
- Potassium.

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[MARCEL CHATTERING]

320
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Marcel? Marcel.

321
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,114
Okay, where is he? Where is he?
Marcel? Marcel?

322
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[ALL GASPING]

323
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Marcel.

324
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,703
What have you done to him?

325
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,414
That's my monkey. That's Patty.
Patty the monkey.

326
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Are you insane?

327
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- Come here, Marcel. Come on.
- Come here, Patty.

328
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,382
Come here, Marcel.

329
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Come here, Patty.

330
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Here, monkey. Here, monkey.
Here, monkey.

331
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,930
Gotcha.

332
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- Okay, give me my monkey back.
- That's my monkey.

333
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,644
You're gonna have to take this up
with the judge.

334
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,063
That's not my monkey.
Just the dress is mine.

335
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,190
You can send it back whenever.

336
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,484
- All right, I want my monkey.
- No.

337
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,696
- Oh, come on, Luisa.
- Sorry, prom queen.

338
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,116
You had to be a bitch in high school,
you couldn't have been fat.

339
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,121
All right, look, in high school,
I was the prom queen...

340
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,666
...and I was the homecoming queen
and the class president and you...

341
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,751
...were also there.

342
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,420
Look, if you take this monkey...

343
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,673
...I will lose one of the most
important people in my life.

344
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:40,052
You can hate me if you want,
but please do not punish him.

345
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,472
Come on, Luisa, you have a chance
to be the bigger person here.

346
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,266
Take it.

347
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,188
No.

348
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,647
All right.

349
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,525
Well, then how about I call
your supervisor and I tell her...

350
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...that you shot my friend
in the ass with a dart.

351
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,788
Hey, it'll be nice to get this off finally,
won't it?

352
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,958
Or we can leave it on for now.
That's fine.

353
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:15,129
You know, with the right pair of pumps,
that would be a great little outfit.

354
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,468
Listen...

355
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,596
I'm sorry I was so hard on you before.
You know, I just...

356
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,933
No, Ross, come on. No, no. It was my fault.
I almost lost your...

357
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,143
No, no. Yeah, but you were the one
who got him back.

358
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,811
You know, you were great.

359
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,861
Hey, we still have that bottle of wine.

360
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,447
Are you in the mood for, uh...

361
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,949
...something grape?

362
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:46,953
- Sure, that would be good.
- All right, uh...

363
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,084
Oh.

364
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,548
The, uh... The neighbors
must be vacuuming.

365
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,428
[CLEARS THROAT]

366
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:09,308
Well, ah, as long as we're here...

367
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,938
...and not on the subject, um, ahem...

368
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,607
I was thinking about, uh...

369
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,821
...how mad we got at each other before.

370
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,036
And, um, I was thinking maybe
it was partially because of how we...

371
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,455
- Rachel?
- Barry?

372
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,167
I can't. I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy.

373
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,088
- I'm still in love with you.
- Oh!

374
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,513
We have got to start locking that door.

375
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,107
This is me in The Sound of Music.

376
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,568
- You see the von Trapp kids?
- No.

377
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,653
That's because I'm in front of them.

378
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,448
Yeah, I thought that was an alp.

379
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,117
Well, high school
was not my favorite time.

380
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,411
I don't know. I loved high school,
you know?

381
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,498
It was just, like, four years
of parties and dating and sex and...

382
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,918
Yeah, well, I went to boarding school
with 400 boys.

383
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,464
Any sex I had would've involved
a major lifestyle choice.

384
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:27,094
Gosh, doesn't it seem like
a million years ago?

385
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,515
Oh, oh, oh.

386
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,726
Oh, my butt cheek is waking up.

387
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,524
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