1 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,713 How did the audition go? - Incredible. 2 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,507 I met the director. You'll never believe who it was. 3 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:09,758 Who? 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,593 I'll give you one hint. 5 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,138 Warren Beatty. 6 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:15,347 Wow. 7 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,726 There's just one thing that might be a problem. 8 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,437 See, I had to kiss this guy. 9 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:24,106 Because he was just so darn cute? 10 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,276 No, part of the audition. I'm up for the part of this guy... 11 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,111 ...who the main guy kisses. 12 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:33,907 Well, you're an actor. I say you just suck it up and you do it. 13 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,329 Or you just do it. 14 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,957 I did do it. I'm a professional. 15 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,001 - What's the problem? After the scene... 16 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:48,672 ...Mr. Beatty comes up to me and he says, "Good actor. Bad kisser. " 17 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,092 Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser. 18 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:53,719 That's like... 19 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,680 ...Mother Teresa, not a good mother. Pfft. 20 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,975 Who cares what that guy thinks? 21 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,895 What does Warren Beatty know about kissing? Heh. 22 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,815 Oh. Heh, heh. 23 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,568 The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding 24 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,117 What did your agent say? 25 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,911 Yep. This kiss thing is definitely a problem. 26 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,038 Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. 27 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,333 Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. 28 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,336 Oh, okay. One of you girls come over here and kiss me. 29 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,839 - Forget it. - Yeah, right. 30 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,049 Hey, come on. I need your help here. 31 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,761 I'll do it. I've kissed him before. I can do it again. 32 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,139 See this, huh? This is a friend. 33 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,266 Uh-huh. Let's go. 34 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:24,226 Oh, wait. I have gum. 35 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,520 Okay. 36 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,948 Good. Very good. Firm, but tender. 37 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,867 I'd recommend you to a friend. 38 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,787 Then I don't know what the problem is. 39 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,165 Maybe you're not used to kissing men. 40 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,250 Maybe you tensed up a little. 41 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,127 Maybe you need to work on it. 42 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,254 Yeah, that makes sense. 43 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,219 Over my dead body. 44 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,934 And I'll be using his dead body as a shield. 45 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,483 Come out, honey. I'm telling you, you look good. 46 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,570 Tell her she looks good. Tell her she looks good. 47 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,077 Oh, my God! Ha, ha, ha. 48 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,457 You look so good! 49 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,837 I cannot believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people... 50 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,132 ...looking like something you drink when you're nauseous. 51 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,969 So don't. I don't see why we have to go to this thing. 52 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,388 It's your ex-fiancé's wedding. 53 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,849 Because I promised Mindy I would. 54 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,894 Yeah, well, you promised Barry you'd marry him. 55 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,357 You guys, I have to go. I'm the maid of honor. 56 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,319 Besides, I need to be in a room again with these people... 57 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,780 ...and feel good about myself. 58 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:12,084 Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Get a little action? 59 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,335 I may have. 60 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:15,128 Whoo-hoo! Stud! 61 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,006 - What's she look like? We haven't met. 62 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,676 We stayed up all night talking on the Internet. 63 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,637 Whoo-hoo! Geek! 64 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,724 I like this girl. I seriously like this girl. 65 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:31,395 You know how I tend to get a little defended and quippy? 66 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,814 - Get out. - No. Please. 67 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:38,735 Well, she called me on it, okay? She said, "Cut it out, get real. " 68 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,404 And I did. 69 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,780 Wow. 70 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,157 What's that like? 71 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,953 It's like this. Me. 72 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,371 No jokes. 73 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,582 Stop it. You're freaking me out. 74 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:56,044 Yeah. I don't like you this way. 75 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,380 I'll see you guys later. 76 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,507 Bye, Richard. - Bye-bye. 77 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,884 Bye, sweetie. I love you. 78 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,678 I love you too. 79 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,604 I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy. 80 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,150 I wonder what our wedding will be like. 81 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,945 What are you talking about? What wedding? 82 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,031 Come on. You never talk about that? 83 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,116 No, never. 84 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,577 We're just living in the moment. 85 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:32,789 It is so nice for once not to get hung up on, "Where is this going?" 86 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,126 - Afraid to ask him? - Could not be more terrified. 87 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:39,171 I think you should seriously consider marriage. 88 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:43,175 Give Rachel another chance to dress like Princess Bubble Yum. 89 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,597 Where's Benny? 90 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,891 There he is! 91 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,517 Where's Benny? 92 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,519 There he is! 93 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:01,943 That's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grownups to cut it out. 94 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,947 Hey, I got a question for you. 95 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,158 Just a little thing, no pressure. 96 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:09,451 Okay. 97 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,748 Do you ever, uh, think about the future? 98 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,166 Sure, I do. 99 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,460 Yeah? Am I in it? 100 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:20,712 Honey... 101 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,172 ...you are it. 102 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,510 Oh, God. You're about to get so lucky. 103 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:27,969 - Yeah? - Yeah. 104 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,267 - Keep talking. - Well... 105 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,396 ...sometimes I think about selling my practice. 106 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,358 We could move to France. 107 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:44,736 - Make French toast. - Ooh. 108 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,154 Okay, so... 109 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,448 ...we're in France... 110 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,576 ...and we're making the toast. 111 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:55,288 Do you see a little bassinet in the corner? 112 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,624 Like a hound? 113 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,878 Not a basset. 114 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,672 A bassinet. 115 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,176 You really need the bassinet? 116 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,597 Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. 117 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:19,187 - Do you not see kids in our future? - Oh. Heh. 118 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,772 I love children. 119 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,858 I have children. 120 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,486 I don't wanna be 70 when our kids go off to college... 121 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,405 ...and our life can finally start. 122 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:33,577 - Hm. - Look. 123 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,370 I want you... 124 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:36,913 ...now. 125 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:41,960 Well, that's great. We don't need to talk about this now. 126 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:46,423 Really, I mean this is so, like, way, way, way in the future. 127 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:50,343 I'm talking hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet. Heh, heh. 128 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,684 Come on, Chandler. I want this part so much. 129 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,812 Just one kiss. I won't tell anyone. 130 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,148 Joey, no means no. 131 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,359 Hey. 132 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,822 I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep. 133 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,370 Aw, Rach, I think you look cute. 134 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,124 And you. You... 135 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:25,712 - You, I could eat you with a spoon. - Get away from me. I said no. 136 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,758 Richard buzzed. He's downstairs. 137 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:33,303 Richard's here? I should run down, say goodbye to him. 138 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,767 Bye. Good luck. 139 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,104 How's your date with your cyber-chick going? 140 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,606 Hey, what is all that? 141 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,901 It's a web site. It's the Guggenheim Museum. 142 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,237 She likes art... 143 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,156 ...and I like funny words. 144 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,992 What does she mean by "H.H."? 145 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,996 It means we're holding hands. 146 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,624 Are you the cutest? 147 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,085 I'm afraid I might just be. 148 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,840 I think it's so great that you're totally into this person... 149 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:15,887 ...yet for all you know, she could be 90 years old or have two heads. 150 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,807 It could be a guy. 151 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,769 It's not a guy, all right? I know her. 152 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,480 It could be like a big, giant guy. 153 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:32,779 Man, I got this close to him, and Monica kneed me in the back. 154 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,614 What's going on? 155 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,784 We're wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl. 156 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,911 Ask her how long she's gonna live. 157 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,746 Women live longer than men. 158 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,711 How do you not fall down more? 159 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:53,049 Okay, ask her what is her method of birth control. 160 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,509 All right. 161 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,807 "My husband is sleeping with his secretary. " 162 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,852 She's married? 163 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,688 At least we know she's a woman. 164 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,817 I can't believe she's married. 165 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,236 Oh, man, I'm sorry. 166 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,616 This must be really tough for you. 167 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:25,832 I read this article that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings... 168 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,918 ...because when pigeons eat rice, it kills them. 169 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,713 That's why you never see pigeons in sushi bars. 170 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,010 - See, we're having fun. - Oh, absolutely. 171 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,139 I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not gonna think about. 172 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,641 Neither am I. 173 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,727 Hey, there. Are you all right? 174 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:49,689 Yeah. But in the bathroom, I saw the window I crawled out of at my wedding. 175 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,902 And, God, I just started thinking I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't. 176 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:58,323 People are gonna be looking at me and judging me and thinking about the last time. 177 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,950 Sweetie, it's gonna be okay. It's a wedding. 178 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,119 Generally, people focus on the bride. 179 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,288 I know, you're right. 180 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,624 Alrighty. Everybody look at me. Good. 181 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,418 It's time. Bridesmaids and ushers... 182 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,545 ...let's see two lines. Thank you. 183 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,091 I'll see you after the thing. 184 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,094 - Okay. Good luck. - Thank you. Okay. 185 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,637 Okay. 186 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,598 Ah. 187 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,814 Why didn't you tell me? 188 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,065 What could I do? 189 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:35,360 Stand up and shout, "Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!" 190 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,487 Oh, my God. This is so humiliating. 191 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,907 The only thing that tops that was when I was in eighth grade... 192 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:44,703 ...and I had to sing the "Copacabana" in front of the entire school. 193 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,788 Two lines into it, I ran and freaked out. 194 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,332 Oh, my God. My entire life's flashing before my eyes. 195 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,669 Rach, look, I remember that. It wasn't so bad. 196 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,880 Ross, would you stop! You got me. I'm dating you. 197 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,425 Rachel. 198 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,844 Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg. 199 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,680 It's wonderful to see you again, my dear. 200 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,267 In fact, I hardly expected to see so much. 201 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,230 - You told me you didn't see anything. - I tell you a lot of things. 202 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:17,193 Well, it's wonderful to have you up and about again, dear. 203 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,945 Stay well. 204 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,951 That's the third time someone has said something like that to me today. 205 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,953 - Rach! Hi. 206 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,622 - Oh, my God, I'm married! - I know! 207 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,417 I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter, hyphen, Farber. 208 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,587 I am so proud of you, Min. 209 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:36,838 Min. 210 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,424 Oh, Rach. Still here. 211 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:43,136 At our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now. 212 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,888 Yeah, I love that story. 213 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,266 Ahem. I have a question for you guys. 214 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,686 Why do people keep saying it's good to see me up and about? 215 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,773 After you ran out on your wedding... 216 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,193 ...Barry's parents told people you were sort of... 217 00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,569 ...insane. 218 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,323 - Insane? - From the syphilis. 219 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,116 What? 220 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,204 What were they gonna say? You didn't love me anymore? Come on. 221 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,916 Angela? 222 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,501 Joey Tribbiani. 223 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:18,379 Listen, what are you doing tonight? 224 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:22,550 I know you're seeing that guy. I was thinking maybe you could bring him... 225 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,053 Hello? Hello? 226 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:39,234 You gonna answer her? That's the 10th bing-bong message she's sent. 227 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,821 - She wants to know what's wrong. - What's wrong? You're married! 228 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,489 That's what's wrong! 229 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,201 Oh, my. 230 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,662 - What? - She wants to meet you in person. 231 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,665 Look, Phoebe, I wanted to meet her in person too. 232 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,167 But she's married. She has a husband. 233 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,838 What if the husband is the wrong guy and you are the right guy? 234 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,674 You don't get chances like this all the time. 235 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,677 If you don't meet her, you'll kick yourself when you're 80... 236 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,388 ...which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip. 237 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,559 Okay. I'll do it. 238 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:17,397 Okay, great! Put on your shoes and then march out there and meet her. 239 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,525 No, wait! You have to take a shower because ew! 240 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,026 And I'll get the... 241 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,405 No, you have to answer her. Answer her first. 242 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,658 No, make some coffee because it's too much. 243 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,745 Tall and tan, and young and lovely 244 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,207 Okay, one more, please. I'm gonna get it in this time. 245 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,293 Okay, last chance. 246 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,842 Again, I'm sorry. 247 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,600 You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. 248 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,478 Maybe I just think I do because that's what society... 249 00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,731 ...and by that I mean my mom... 250 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,984 ...has always convinced me that I... 251 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,070 But I want her so badly 252 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,157 I do. 253 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,035 I have to have children. I'm sorry, I just do. 254 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,998 Yo, could I have your attention? 255 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,334 Best man making a toast here. 256 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,127 Thank you. Ahem. 257 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,340 I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel. 258 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,133 Huh? 259 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,013 What? You hired the same band. I can't use the same speech? 260 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,266 Thank you. Thank you very much. 261 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,353 Anyway, I wish you both... 262 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,939 ...a wonderful life together. Aw. 263 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,148 And, Rachel. 264 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,652 - What? - No, no, in all seriousness. 265 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,780 Not a lot of women would have the guts to come back here. 266 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,616 And even fewer who'd do it with their asses hanging out. 267 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,577 That's it. 268 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,335 I'd like to add something to that. 269 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,713 - What are you adding? What are you adding? - It's okay. It's okay. 270 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,634 Most of you don't know me. I'm Rachel's boyfriend... 271 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,927 Oh, dear God. 272 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,179 ...Ross. 273 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,473 And I'd just like to say that... 274 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,228 ...it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. 275 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,271 And just for the record... 276 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,651 ...she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. 277 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,864 What are you doing? I'm serious. 278 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,242 The reason... 279 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,954 ...she walked out on Barry is simply that... 280 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,706 ...she didn't love him. 281 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,584 Which, incidentally, worked out pretty well for me. Heh, heh. 282 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,010 Cheers. 283 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,680 - See you in the parking lot. - No, Rach. 284 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,643 And once again, she is out of here! 285 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,354 Okay, who had 9:45? Hm? 286 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,196 Heh. 287 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,829 You know what, Bar? I'm not gonna leave. 288 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,249 I probably should, but I'm not. 289 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,795 I promised myself I'd make it through at least one of your weddings. 290 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,845 Tonight, all I wanted was to make it through this evening... 291 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,308 ...with a little bit of grace and dignity. 292 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,687 Well, I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. 293 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,943 I guess there's nothing really left to say... 294 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,237 ...except... 295 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,953 Her name was Lola 296 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,541 She was a showgirl 297 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,378 With yellow feath... 298 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,422 Feathers in her hair 299 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,675 And a dress cut down to there 300 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,427 She would... 301 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,887 Merengue - Merengue 302 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,263 Thank you, honey. 303 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,016 And do the cha-cha 304 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,854 And while she'd like to be a star Tony always tended bar 305 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,147 Wait, wait! 306 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,732 Everybody! 307 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359 Copa 308 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,902 Copacabana 309 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,823 The hottest spot north of Havana 310 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,366 At the Copa 311 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,993 Copacabana 312 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:46,249 Music and passion were always In fashion at the Copa 313 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,130 There's a somebody I'm longing... 314 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,631 Okay. 315 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,591 I'll do it. 316 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,260 You'll do what? 317 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,263 If kids is what it takes to be with you, then kids it is. 318 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,682 Oh, my God. 319 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,393 If I have to, I'll do it all again. 320 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,854 I'll do the 4:00 feeding thing. 321 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,981 I'll go to the PTA meetings. 322 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,108 I'll coach the soccer team. 323 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,403 - Really? - Yeah, if I have to. 324 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,905 Monica... 325 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,702 ...I don't wanna lose you. 326 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,497 So if I have to do it all again... 327 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,124 ...then I will. 328 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,838 You are the most wonderful man. 329 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,758 And if you hadn't have said... 330 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,679 ..."If I have to," like, 17 times... 331 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,224 ...then I'd be saying, "Okay, let's do it. " 332 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,895 But you're not. 333 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:56,277 Oh, my God. I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. 334 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,533 I wanna have a baby. 335 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,749 But I don't want to have one with someone who doesn't really want to have one. 336 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,628 God. 337 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,010 I love you. 338 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,767 I know you do. 339 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,938 Me too. 340 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,696 So what now? 341 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,659 I guess we just... 342 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,203 ...keep dancing. 343 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:53,793 Someone to watch 344 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,379 Over me 345 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719 Where is she? Where is she? 346 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,554 Oh, hey, I have a question. 347 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,806 Where is she? 348 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,101 Chandler. Relax, Chandler. She'll be here. 349 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,146 Oh, oh, oh. That's her. 350 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,817 Yeah, because life's just that kind. 351 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,528 You gotta stop staring at the door... 352 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,029 ...like a watched pot. 353 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,366 If you keep looking at it, the door's never gonna boil. 354 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,662 I think what you have to do is try not to... 355 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,044 Oh, my God. 356 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,007 Oh... 357 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,050 ...my... 358 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,927 ...God. 359 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,229 Oh... 360 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,439 ...my... 361 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,940 ...God. 362 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,533 All right. 363 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,370 I've been feeling incredibly guilty because I wanna be a good friend. 364 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,458 And damn it, I am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes. 365 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,379 Wow. 366 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,591 You are a good friend. 367 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,177 The audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. 368 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,514 But that was a hell of a kiss. 369 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,808 Rachel is a very lucky girl.