1 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,049 What's so funny? 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:13,345 Oh, nothing. It's an acting exercise. I'm practicing my fake laugh. 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,264 Oh. 4 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,394 What? What's so funny? 5 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,064 Oh, no, no. 6 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,608 No, no. There's none of that in here. 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,112 Oh, come on. At least let me finish this last one. 8 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,073 Okay, but only if you give me a drag. 9 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,784 Okay. 10 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:45,127 Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat. 11 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,382 Why don't you hold on to that one. 12 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,936 That's, like, the least fun game ever. 13 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:06,023 I'm sick of your smoking, so I brought something... 14 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,525 ...that is going to help you quit. 15 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,152 Oh. 16 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,992 That patch is no good. 17 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,915 It's a hypnosis tape. 18 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,877 A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn't smoked since. 19 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,462 Ha! 20 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,423 What's your problem? 21 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,511 Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap. 22 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,515 I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City. 23 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:42,184 That guy did not hypnotize me, okay? 24 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:46,355 You always pull your pants down and play "Wipe Out" on your butt. 25 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,608 Forget hypnosis. 26 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:53,570 The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather... 27 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,907 ...and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men. 28 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:01,245 Or what my father calls "Thursday night. " 29 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,505 - Here you go. - I didn't want cinnamon on this. 30 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,132 Sorry. 31 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,142 - Hi. Hi. - Oh, my God! Frank! 32 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,853 Ha, ha. Hi. How are you? 33 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,771 What are you doing here? 34 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,649 I would've called, but I lost your number. 35 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,778 And then, uh, my mom locked me out of the house, so I couldn't find it. 36 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:21,950 And, uh, then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off. 37 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,703 What happened? 38 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,831 Uh, oh. Vandalism. 39 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,793 But also, what happened between you and your mom? 40 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:36,506 We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married. 41 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:39,051 - You're getting married? - Oh, yeah. 42 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,844 Aah! 43 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,640 My little brother's getting married! Ha, ha. 44 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:49,061 I knew you'd be so cool about this. Uh, hey, do you wanna meet her? 45 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,479 Do I? 46 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,147 Do you? 47 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,191 Yeah, I do. 48 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,778 Cool, all right. She's just parking the truck. 49 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,657 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go get my, uh, fiancée, man! 50 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:08,789 I'd have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married. 51 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,791 Isn't it fantastic? 52 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,253 Yeah, but don't you think he's a little young to get married? 53 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,172 - What? He's 18. - It'll be illegal for him to drink... 54 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,132 ...at his own bachelor party. 55 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,177 Yeah, or to get a hooker. 56 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,222 Always illegal, Joe. 57 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,349 Hey! Hey! 58 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,310 This is, uh, my fiancée... 59 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,479 ...Mrs. Knight. - Ha-ha-ha. 60 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,317 - That's my sister. - You know, it's funny. 61 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:41,697 Frank told me so much about you, but you're not how I pictured you at all. 62 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,700 Yeah, I'm a big surprise. 63 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,995 - Here you go. Here, grab a seat. - Oh. 64 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,706 So how did you guys meet? 65 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,583 Well, um, I was in Mrs. Knight's... 66 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:57,754 I mean, Alice. Sorry. I always do that. Ha, ha. 67 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,758 I was in her Home Ec class. 68 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,427 He was my best student. 69 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,595 She was my best teacher. 70 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,222 Aww. 71 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,358 If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will? 72 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,405 And so now you guys are gonna be married? 73 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:24,740 Yeah. Ha, ha. 74 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:28,910 We talked about just living together, but, um... 75 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,122 ...we wanna have kids right away. 76 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,376 Oh, my God! 77 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,462 Great! 78 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,175 Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure you're ready for that? 79 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,302 How hard can it be? 80 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:49,806 You know, I mean, you know, babies. Who doesn't want babies? Right? 81 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,435 And besides, I never had a dad around. 82 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:57,105 And now I always will, because it'll be me. 83 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,988 Really, we do realize that there's an age difference between us. 84 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,824 Good. Because you were acting like you didn't. 85 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:11,328 But when it comes to love, what does age matter? 86 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,546 You are falling fast asleep. 87 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,758 Deeper, deeper, deeper. 88 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,386 You are now completely asleep. 89 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,888 You don't need to smoke. 90 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,641 Cigarettes don't control you. 91 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,894 You are a strong, confident woman... 92 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,897 ...who does not need to smoke. 93 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,317 A strong, confident woman. 94 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:49,324 You know what? I realized in the last year I've only gone out with Richard and Julio. 95 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:53,120 You gotta help me out. Set me up. Get me back in the game. 96 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:57,374 Shouldn't be a problem. I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men. 97 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:02,712 Can I get you something else? 98 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,757 Cheesecake and a date, if you're giving them out. 99 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,218 Heh. Haven't we covered that topic? 100 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,930 - You just said to her... - You wanna go out with me... 101 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,475 ...because of my wig, the big boobs, and I serve you food. 102 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,228 If that were true, I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth. 103 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,315 And the two times we went out, it was plain awkward. 104 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,111 You think she should go out with me, don't you? 105 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,487 Ha, ha. 106 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,574 Well, I mean... 107 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,868 ...are you sure you wanna go out with her? 108 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:36,580 That ain't a pretty picture in the morning, know what I mean? 109 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:40,792 That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand. 110 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,753 Really. Think about it. 111 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,631 Oh, I will. Ha-ha-ha. 112 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:51,178 No, I know. I know that this is Frank's life. 113 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,762 You know? 114 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:56,391 I don't wanna be judgmental, but it's sick. It's sick and wrong! 115 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,769 What, is it the age thing? 116 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,730 No, I'm fine with the age thing... 117 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,733 ...until it sticks its tongue down my brother's throat. 118 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,904 Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it. 119 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:13,241 You think he'll enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in diapers... 120 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,494 ...of all the babies they have to have right away? 121 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:21,291 This is not fair to Frank, and it's not fair to the babies. 122 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,127 You know what? It's not good home economics. 123 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,798 Have you told him how you feel? 124 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,676 Yes. Not out loud. 125 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:36,932 If you don't tell him, soon he'll be married, then you'll hate yourself. 126 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,769 Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself. 127 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,272 Look at him and his mom. I can't. 128 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,777 But you guys can. You talk him out of it. 129 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,862 No, no, no, no, no, no. 130 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,948 Come on, you guys. 131 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,536 You have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose. 132 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,163 Do you want me to lose everything? Everything? 133 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,709 No. 134 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,504 Okay, I'm gonna go get Frank. 135 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:13,468 We're walking down the street, and I turn to you and say: 136 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,930 "Let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes. " Remember? 137 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,725 And then, heh, you say, "Let's just hang out at your place. " 138 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,353 Well, that was a nice move, dumb-ass. 139 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,357 I think you should go out with this guy. 140 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,401 No, he doesn't do anything for me. 141 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,905 Last Saturday night, what happened on Walker, Texas Ranger? 142 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:38,785 Well, um, Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. Heh. 143 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,996 All right, I get your point. 144 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,540 - Hey. Hey. 145 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,710 I forgot the combination to this about a year ago. 146 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,004 I just carry it around. 147 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,133 - You got any Chap Stick? - Uh, yeah. 148 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,010 Hey, how are those tapes working out? 149 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,637 Pretty good. Good. I haven't smoked yet today. 150 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:02,267 I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse. 151 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,188 Thank you. 152 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,024 - Here you go. - Thanks. 153 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:14,154 Okay, Mon. Let's give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice. 154 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,239 That check thing was adorable. 155 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,074 What check thing? 156 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:23,455 As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me, gave me a $20,000 tip. 157 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,374 His number's on the check. He did it so I'd call. 158 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,877 Pete Becker. Pete... 159 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,635 Is this him? 160 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,428 That's Bill Clinton. 161 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,557 Who's he hugging? 162 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,937 Oh, my God. That's Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete? 163 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,898 This guy invented Moss 865. 164 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,525 Every office in the world uses that program. 165 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,236 - We use it! - There you go! 166 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,823 Oh, my God. Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire. 167 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,493 - No, I'm not gonna go out with him. - Oh, my God. 168 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,580 I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. This is so exciting. 169 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,999 Or incredibly offensive. 170 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,626 Yeah, sure. That too. 171 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,099 What? 172 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,561 All we're saying is, don't rush into anything. 173 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:33,108 Come on, think about it. You're 18, okay? She's 44. 174 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,736 When you're 36, she's gonna be 88. 175 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,240 You don't think I know that? 176 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,286 Look, the point is... 177 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,456 ...there's a lot of women you haven't had sex with yet. 178 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:52,419 Yeah, he's right. He's right. This is your time, you know? 179 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:56,506 You're young. You're weird. Chicks dig that. 180 00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:01,052 But isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really care about? 181 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,638 Yeah, in a poem, maybe. 182 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:08,226 No, the man's right. That's what I had with Rachel. 183 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,769 You don't have it anymore? 184 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:14,107 No, I, uh... I slept with someone else. 185 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,444 So wait. So how did that make things better? 186 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,488 It didn't. 187 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:25,535 What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice. 188 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,412 Now what is that like? 189 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,788 It's so cool, man. 190 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:33,543 It's because being with her is so much better than not being with her. 191 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,128 Yeah. Yeah. 192 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,298 - Why can't I find that? - I had it and I blew it. 193 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,050 - Well, I want it! - You can have it. 194 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,762 Maybe I can't. Maybe there's something wrong with me. 195 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:48,224 No, it's out there, man. I've seen it! I got it! 196 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,519 - Then you hold on to it! - All right, man! 197 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,522 All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard! 198 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,816 You're Frank's best man? 199 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,946 I couldn't help it. Their love is so pure. 200 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,158 What about you, huh? 201 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,118 I'm the ring bearer. 202 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,387 Hi! Oh, Alice, hi. Thanks. 203 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:30,183 I'm so glad you could come. I've got a real, um, Home Ec emergency. 204 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,520 - Oh, my God. Who died on this? - Yeah, I know. 205 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,522 It's a real "mustard-tastrophe. " 206 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,317 - Can you help me? - Absolutely. 207 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,445 Okay, first, we'll start with a little club soda and salt. 208 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,740 - Then if that doesn't work... - You know what? Forget it. It's ruined. 209 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,619 Oh, no, never say that. If you can't get it out, cut around the stain... 210 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,455 ...add a little lace, you make a stylish throw. 211 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,544 Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother, Frank? 212 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,468 Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin? 213 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,929 I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin. 214 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,305 - Got it, yeah. - Yeah, okay. 215 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,684 You have Monica Geller here. 216 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,770 Uh, absolutely. Yeah, send her in. 217 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,564 Hi. 218 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,275 What the hell is this? 219 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,361 Hang on for a sec. I'll talk to you in the morning? 220 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,571 You got it. 221 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,825 - I'm sorry. What? - What's this supposed to mean? 222 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,245 Well, you know, I never know how much to tip. 223 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,375 You double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. 224 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,129 I mean, what's the deal? Are you trying to buy me? 225 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,381 Is this the way you get girls to go out with you? 226 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,800 Uh, I'm still here. 227 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,140 You're taking this wrong. If I didn't leave you that tip... 228 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,476 ...you wouldn't have come, we wouldn't have this argument... 229 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,979 ...and there wouldn't be this, uh, heat between us. 230 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,814 - What? - Come on. 231 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,818 You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now. 232 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,487 You were the chef, and I was the customer. 233 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,907 But now we're this couple that fights. 234 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,492 Okay, um... 235 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,952 ...you're a loon. 236 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,916 Look, forget the check, okay? I like you. 237 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,126 I think you're great. 238 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,420 Come on, what do you say? 239 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,341 I don't know. 240 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,842 Why not? 241 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,304 I don't wanna encourage this behavior. 242 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,351 One meal. That's all I'm asking for. Please? 243 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,478 We go out, we eat. 244 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,273 If you don't have a good time, I'll give you 10 grand, we're even. 245 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,078 Hi. - Aah! No! 246 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,247 Wait, no. Just put the mail down. It's me. 247 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,835 Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark? 248 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:08,174 Well, um, your laundry smelled so good that I thought I'd curl up in it. 249 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,385 - Is that all right? - Yeah, sure. 250 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,178 So how was your day? 251 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,140 It's just probably the worst one since I've been alive. 252 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,395 What, um...? What happened? 253 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,772 Um, Alice, uh... 254 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,191 She, uh, called it off. 255 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,901 Oh, no. 256 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,572 Did, um... Did she say why? 257 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,575 Uh, no, not really. Just that I was too young. 258 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,578 I don't see how I could suddenly be too young... 259 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:41,207 ...because I'm older than I was when we first got together. 260 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,211 Yeah, yeah, no, I don't... 261 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:50,216 I don't know. But you know what? Maybe it's just all for the best. 262 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,970 Well, yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain. 263 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,264 Oh, sweetie. 264 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,726 You know, I was just finally happy. 265 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,603 For the first time in my life... 266 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,231 ...after my dad left me... 267 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:10,570 ...and then getting arrested for stealing those birds... 268 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:14,532 ...and then the whole punctured-lung thing. 269 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,328 It's still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather... 270 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,458 ...but with Alice, all that stuff kind of went away. 271 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,130 And now it's gone, and I don't know why. 272 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:35,094 Ugh. Well, I can tell you why. It's because of me. 273 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,474 But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay? 274 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:46,355 - What? - Um, I kind of had a little chat with Alice... 275 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,734 ...and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn't be together. 276 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,237 And you'll see it too, one day. You really, really will. 277 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,948 Wait a minute. This is because of you? 278 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,158 Okay... 279 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,495 Wait, no. My mother didn't want us to be together... 280 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,581 ...but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch. 281 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,792 Okay, but... 282 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,545 I came to you because I thought you'd understand. 283 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,006 Oh, no! 284 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,467 No... Ugh. 285 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,803 I would storm out of here... 286 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,807 ...if I had some money or a place to go. 287 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,023 Oh, my God! The millionaire's here! 288 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,234 Oh, my God! 289 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,533 Guys, please. I'm just gonna have dinner with him. 290 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:43,496 Okay, just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything. 291 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,124 I know. 292 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,961 Okay, then get the lobster. 293 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:54,841 Hey. - Hi. 294 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,217 - Hi. - Hey. 295 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,593 Hello. 296 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,013 Hey, how much cash you got in your pocket right now? 297 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,603 And that's why I'm not inviting you in for a drink. Bye. 298 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,814 Why not? Hey, come in for drink. 299 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,401 - Where do you wanna go? - You like pizza? 300 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,029 - Oh, that sounds great. - I know a great little place. 301 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,246 You're not paying for the pizza. 302 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,958 Come on, it's only fair. You paid for the flight. 303 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,710 Is that enough lira? 304 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,212 Uh, I'd throw another 1000 on that. 305 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,299 - How much is that? - That's about 60 cents. 306 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,937 Every night! 307 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,025 You don't need to smoke. 308 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,694 Cigarettes don't control you. 309 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,531 You are a strong, confident woman... 310 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,492 ...who does not need to smoke. 311 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,954 A strong, confident woman... 312 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,333 ...who does not need to smoke. 313 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,127 So can I. 314 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,760 Hey, Frank. 315 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,806 Look, I know that you think I did this totally evil thing. 316 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,433 But I so didn't. 317 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,646 Someone's here who can explain this better than I can. 318 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,690 We can go look. 319 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,319 Hi, Frank. 320 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,284 Hi, Mrs. Knight. 321 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,789 Phoebe's right, Frank. 322 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,335 It's hard to hear, but it would've been wrong to go through with it. 323 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,254 I was being selfish. 324 00:20:56,421 --> 00:21:00,299 Even though we want the same things right now... 325 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,344 ...in the future, we may not. 326 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,014 - Is that what it is? - Yes, but not just that. 327 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,308 Right, not just that. 328 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:17,525 Even though we love each other as much as we do... 329 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,652 ...nonetheless... 330 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,864 - Nonetheless. - Nonetheless. 331 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,702 Um... 332 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,205 You're too young... 333 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,042 ...to really know what you want. 334 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,211 That's right, exactly. 335 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,674 That's a goodbye kiss. That's good. 336 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,386 Bye-bye. 337 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,850 The important thing is, is that you see what I'm saying. 338 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,728 This is clearly wrong. 339 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,773 I've decided I'm gonna let this happen. 340 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,860 Okay, can I just get my purse? 341 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,654 Mmm. - Okay, all right, good. 342 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,120 Cigarettes don't control you. 343 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,373 You are a strong, confident woman... 344 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,418 ...who does not need to smoke. 345 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,840 Joey's your best friend. 346 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,553 You wanna make him a cheese sandwich every day. 347 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:35,061 And you also wanna buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.