1 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,050 Hello! 2 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,844 What's this? 3 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:15,097 Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number. 4 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,936 There it is. Just a phone number... 5 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,023 ...a really hot girl gave me. 6 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:29,862 No big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number but... 7 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:35,701 Whoa! 8 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:41,749 Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby! 9 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:46,962 The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it. 10 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,966 [GASPING] 11 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,676 [SNEEZES] 12 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,222 Thank you. 13 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,190 - Rachel? - Yeah? 14 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,943 - When's your birthday? - May 5th. Why? 15 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,529 I'm making a list of birthdays. 16 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,365 - Mine's December... - Yeah, whatever. 17 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,037 CHANDLER: Oh! She's pretty! 18 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,958 Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty... She's pretty. 19 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,545 - Go ask her out. - Ha, ha. 20 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,881 - What's the worst that could happen? - I could die. 21 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,884 Yeah, it's tough being single. 22 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,304 That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda. 23 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,891 Ross, you guys went out once. 24 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:27,437 You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her. 25 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,402 I tell people secrets. 26 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,195 It makes them like me. 27 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,075 Hey. 28 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,410 [PHEOBE SNEEZES AND GROUP GROANS] 29 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,619 Phoebe. 30 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,789 You're sick. You shouldn't play. Go home. 31 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,791 [IN CONGESTED VOICE] But I'm unemployed. 32 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,627 My music is all I really have now. 33 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,756 Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh? 34 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,471 All right, I'll do it. 35 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,515 I'll go get shot down. 36 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,434 Any advice? 37 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,977 Just be yourself... 38 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,146 ...but not too much. 39 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,441 Wish me luck. 40 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,234 Good luck! 41 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,156 Wish it! 42 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:24,828 Hi. I was just sitting over there and... 43 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,289 Uh, my name's Chandler. Did I say that? 44 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,666 No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy. 45 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,127 - Kathy with a K or a C? - With a K. 46 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,670 Hey! 47 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,799 Wow, you are really good at this! 48 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,968 I'm out on a limb here! 49 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,137 I'm sorry. You're right. 50 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,806 But I should tell you I'm waiting for a date. 51 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,517 And there he is now! 52 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,353 - Hey! - Hey! 53 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,146 - Hey! Hey! - Hey! 54 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,815 - I see you guys already met. - Yeah. 55 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,193 I was trying to demonstrate... 56 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,862 ...how I could get my very large feet... 57 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,323 ...into my even bigger mouth. 58 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,992 Didn't I tell you? 59 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,495 Always showing off. 60 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,788 [CHUCKLES] 61 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:11,291 Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold. 62 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:15,671 So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose. 63 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,007 Oh! Except the last verse of "Pepper People." 64 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,678 [CLEARS THROAT] 65 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:26,431 [SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE] Smelly cat, smelly cat 66 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,601 What are they feeding you? 67 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,021 This chick sounds good. 68 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,107 Smelly cat 69 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:40,070 Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey. 70 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,954 - Hi. - Hi. 71 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,417 At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect to fight over the remote. 72 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:57,337 Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs thing I wanted to watch. 73 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,214 That's why I got up too. 74 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,216 You're kidding? I love him! 75 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,431 Sorry about this afternoon. If I'd known, I wouldn't have... 76 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:09,057 Oh, please. Heh. 77 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,395 Joey tells me you two met in acting class. 78 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:17,566 We were partners. Joey picked three scenes for us. 79 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:20,569 - All of them had us making out. - Ha-ha-ha. 80 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:24,072 That's good, because he used to make me rehearse with him. 81 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,949 [CHUCKLES] 82 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,243 - Oh, oh, oh! - Is it on? 83 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,620 No, but this wonder broom is amazing! 84 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:31,872 Hey! 85 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,959 Oh, my God! 86 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,628 Oh! It's on! 87 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,630 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 88 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,676 [CHICK CHIRPS] 89 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:48,096 Here we go, little fella. 90 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,599 What about the duck? 91 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,642 - The duck can swim. - Of course. 92 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,482 [SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE] My sticky shoes 93 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,943 My sticky, sticky shoes 94 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,197 Why you stick on me? 95 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,324 Baby 96 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,703 Thanks for the lights, honey. 97 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,458 Way to go! 98 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,627 Your cold makes you sound great. 99 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:21,797 It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am! 100 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,799 [COUGHING] 101 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,638 Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters. 102 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,473 GROUP: Aw. - I love them. 103 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:36,019 No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher. 104 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,148 - Have fun. - Okay. 105 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,984 It's nice that the medical community... 106 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,195 ...is trying to help sick hamsters. 107 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,033 - You know, I like Kathy. - Yeah? 108 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:53,245 Me too! She's so cool and pretty. 109 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,496 She is. 110 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,998 She's smart and funny. 111 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:01,503 We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about... 112 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,963 What? 113 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:06,174 You love her. 114 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,218 No, I don't. 115 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,846 Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy. 116 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:16,351 - Come on, just lay off him. - Thank you. 117 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:20,230 He's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love! 118 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,023 All right. 119 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,608 [GROUP MOANS AND KISSES] 120 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,694 MONICA: Ooh, Kathy! 121 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,362 Kathy, I love you! 122 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,031 [MOANS AND KISSES] 123 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:42,002 I need to write some depressing stuff for my new bluesy voice. 124 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,713 But nothing sad has ever happened to me. 125 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,007 How about your mom dying? 126 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,926 Or living on the streets when you were 14? 127 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:51,928 Uh-huh. 128 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:56,558 I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing. 129 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,563 - Hey. MONICA & PHOEBE: Hey. 130 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,232 I'm going over to Amanda's tonight. 131 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,109 - Rachel's not here. - Oh. 132 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,739 How's it going with her? 133 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:14,784 Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight may be the night. 134 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:18,914 The kids will play together, and when they're asleep... 135 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:22,042 ...Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine... 136 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,253 ...do a little playing ourselves. 137 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,342 Hi, guys! This is Josh. 138 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,135 Josh, these are my friends. 139 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,095 And that's Ross. 140 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,932 - Hi, Josh. PHOEBE: Hi. 141 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,433 Dudes. 142 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,268 You played in college? 143 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:44,147 Aw, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity. 144 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,360 Didn't you play soccer in high school? 145 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:53,073 No, wait. You organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64. 146 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:58,286 It's getting late. I got to get to the game, so I'll... head. 147 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,126 I'll miss you. 148 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,628 Dope! 149 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,801 Wow! Cute one. 150 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,303 - Very cute. - I know. Isn't he great? 151 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:19,975 So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know? 152 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,394 There's nothing boring about him. 153 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,854 I bet he's never set foot in a museum. 154 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,856 Maybe he'll get to go soon. 155 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,651 Like on a class trip or something. 156 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,905 You know what else is great about him? 157 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,116 Ugh, what's the word for an adult... 158 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,910 ...who has no dinosaur toys in their bedroom? 159 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,620 Oh... 160 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,668 What was that? 161 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,003 Monica knows. 162 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,840 It's this dumb thing Ross made up to fool our parents. 163 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:55,635 It's a way of giving the finger without actually giving it. 164 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,140 I cried the night you made that up. 165 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:04,185 It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother. 166 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,732 I'm going to go get ready... 167 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:16,031 ...for my date tonight... 168 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,033 ...so I'll just head. 169 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,788 I should go too. I'm playing in one hour. 170 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,040 Hey... 171 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,708 [CLEARS THROAT] 172 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,960 [IN NORMAL VOICE] You guys should come hear me. Ooh! 173 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,420 Hear me. Ooh! 174 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,589 [SINGING] My sticky shoes 175 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,507 Ew! Ew! 176 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,262 I lost my sexy phlegm! 177 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,936 ROSS: Hi. - Hi. Hi, Ben. 178 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,564 - You look great! - Thanks. 179 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,066 Yeah, okay... 180 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,901 Hey, Tommy! 181 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,403 I'm so glad you could come tonight. 182 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,782 Oh, no. It's my pleasure. 183 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,701 My cell phone number is on the counter. 184 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,079 Help yourself to the fridge. 185 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,457 I appreciate this. I've been trying to date... 186 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,250 ...this guy for a month. 187 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,086 I... 188 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,797 Uh, I'd appreciate it if you'd drink your wine... 189 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,299 ...after the kids are asleep. 190 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,971 Oh, uh... 191 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,767 Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime. 192 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,735 Who wants to make some long-distance calls? 193 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,788 Kathy! Kathy! 194 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,083 Hi, Kathy! Kathy! 195 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,293 [CAR HORN HONKS] 196 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,635 Kathy! 197 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,850 Fetch! Fetch it! 198 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,313 Kathy! Kathy! 199 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,568 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 200 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:26,161 Kathy! 201 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,414 Hey. Chandler, what are you doing here? 202 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,917 I just wanted to say, "hey!" 203 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,005 - Hey! - Okay. 204 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,222 You're making it sound worse than it was. 205 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,683 Her date tipped me $10! 206 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,731 What are you doing? 207 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,443 I want to be sexy again, so I'm trying to catch a cold. 208 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,612 Should be easy. They're pretty common. 209 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,239 MONICA: You'll catch pneumonia! 210 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,746 You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend. 211 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,414 - What? - Are you serious? 212 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,917 How's that possible? You barely know her. 213 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,877 I don't know. I just... 214 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,379 I can't get her out of my head. 215 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,800 I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. 216 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,968 I'm a horrible person. 217 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,431 "No, you're not. We still love you, Chandler!" 218 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,727 [SNEEZES] 219 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,979 Phoebe, I think I caught your cold. 220 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,440 You mean you stole it! 221 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,403 Don't cover your mouth when you do that! 222 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,447 [CHUCKLING] 223 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,824 JOEY: Hey. 224 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,493 We were just talking about you. 225 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,870 Really? 226 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,498 The time you got drunk and fell asleep... 227 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,958 ...with your head in the toilet. 228 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,960 [LAUGHING] 229 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,461 Right in there! 230 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,843 Ninety-nine... 231 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,513 ...a hundred. Ready or not, here I come! 232 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,977 Let's go over the concept one more time. 233 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,979 - Hey! - Hey! 234 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,941 You want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight? 235 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,528 Oh, um... You know what? I already ate. 236 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,741 - It's 4:30. - I had a big meal on Monday. 237 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,494 So that'll get me straight through the week. 238 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,956 I see what's going on here. 239 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,376 - You do? - Yeah. 240 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,128 You don't like Kathy. 241 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,922 You got me. 242 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,384 You've been avoiding her since we started dating. 243 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,761 I made an effort to like Janice. 244 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:53,474 Now you make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us. Right? 245 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,644 - Yeah, right. - Good. And hey, my treat. 246 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,814 Because you're not eating, right? 247 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,357 Right. 248 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,572 Ross isn't here. 249 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,450 Oh. Stop it! 250 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,580 I'll see you at the party? 251 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,208 Beer's fear, man! 24/7! 252 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,419 Yeah! 253 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,591 I am so going to marry that guy. 254 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,887 - Ugh! - What? 255 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,056 I think he's stealing from me. 256 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,307 Why? 257 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,185 Because he's stealing from me! 258 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,687 - Hi, it's me. RACHEL: Hi. 259 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,022 And soup. 260 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,734 I saw Josh. He looked yummy in your leather jacket. 261 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:46,986 [GRUNTS] 262 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,533 I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. 263 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:57,789 There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really noodle water. 264 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,960 MONICA: Thank you so much. - Sure. 265 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,380 What are you doing? 266 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,467 I need your germs. I want my cold back. 267 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,095 I miss my sexy voice. 268 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,305 Sorry, Phoebe. 269 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,182 It's okay. 270 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,227 - How's the soup? - Mm. 271 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,897 [GROANS] 272 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,737 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 273 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,996 Oh! Check it out! You can see that girl's underwear. 274 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,248 - Is she great, or what? - Ha, ha. 275 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,166 Huh? What do you think? 276 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,586 She's not really my type. 277 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,506 Not your type? She's gorgeous. 278 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,218 You know what it is? The fishnet stockings. 279 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,680 Whenever I see a girl in those, it reminds me of... 280 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,932 ...my father in fishnet stockings. 281 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,062 Understanding a little more of why you're single. 282 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,941 I have a friend you'd like. We could double date. 283 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,277 No, thanks. 284 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:13,573 I've got some ugly friends who are available too. 285 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,367 I'm going to grab a beer. 286 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,120 I'll be right back. 287 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,587 - What was that? - What? 288 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,174 Kathy's being really nice and you walked away. 289 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,217 What do you want from me? 290 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,094 I want you to like her. 291 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:39,223 If that's too damn difficult, then at least you could pretend. 292 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,808 I am pretending. 293 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,393 Then do it better. 294 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,439 What do you say, I go tell her how much I like her? 295 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,358 I could tell her I've been thinking of her. 296 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,944 I haven't stopped thinking of her since we met. 297 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,156 I'm so over-the-top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat... 298 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,367 ...in love with her, that every minute... 299 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,497 ...I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first! 300 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,373 That's pretty good. 301 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,421 But you might want to tone it down a little. 302 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,847 Hey. Uh, Amanda just dropped me off. 303 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,683 That's one of the things I love about her. 304 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,936 She's old enough to drive. 305 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,024 You're not going to Mom and Dad's tonight? 306 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,526 No. Sorry. 307 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,361 Where's Amanda? 308 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,113 Get me some cough drops. 309 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,573 I'm thinking you could bring her... 310 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,119 ...and go to your old room and not make out. 311 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,788 Cough drop, please? 312 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,332 At least she's not going out with me... 313 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,584 ...to get into R-rated movies. 314 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,044 [MONICA COUGHING] 315 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,338 Why don't you marry her? 316 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,259 Wait, you can't! I forgot. She's not a lesbian. 317 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,263 Amanda and I... 318 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,140 You have nothing! 319 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,102 You're not even going out! You're her babysitter. 320 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,438 You have a 12-year-old girl's job! 321 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,276 [LAUGHING] 322 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,823 Oh, that is so sad. 323 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,328 What are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend... 324 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,122 ...- is-stealing-from me? 325 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,915 [GRUNTING] 326 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,335 So he stole a few bucks. Big deal! 327 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,421 He got me something with it. 328 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,298 That's mine! 329 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,971 Would you both please start acting like adults? 330 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,682 And give me my cough drops! 331 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,394 - Fine. - Sorry. 332 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,938 - Here. - Thank you. 333 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,360 At least I made $10 in my relationship. 334 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,697 You know... 335 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,207 [SINGING] Parading goats are parading 336 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,500 Parading down the street 337 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,962 Parading goats are parading 338 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,132 Leaving little treats 339 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,802 Does it even work without my sexy voice? 340 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,471 I like it. 341 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,972 [SNEEZES] 342 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,642 - Gunther, kiss me. - What? 343 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,817 Do it, Deputy! Do something! 344 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,195 [JOEY & KATHY GIGGLING] 345 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,409 [TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES] 346 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:46,994 Hey! 347 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,288 [VOLUME DECREASES] 348 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,084 We aren't exactly sleeping in here, but do you mind? 349 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,511 Can I sleep on your couch? 350 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,106 [SNAPPING FINGERS] 351 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,650 [SINGING IN FRENCH ACCENT] And I'm still waiting 352 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,319 For my papier-mâché man 353 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,199 Thank you, my babies. 354 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,539 - Rachel? RACHEL: Yeah? 355 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:36,127 Did you hear what happened between me and Phoebe? 356 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,546 - No. - We kissed. 357 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,550 I didn't initiate it, but I also didn't stop it. 358 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,468 I've been feeling guilty. 359 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,889 Okay 360 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,850 So, um... 361 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,727 ...are we cool? 362 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,898 Okay. 363 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,068 I knew you would understand. 364 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,535 [English - US - SDH]