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I can't believe
my little brother's married!

2
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[FRANK SQUEALS]

3
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Why didn't you tell me
you were eloping?

4
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Well, we were at court,
eating lunch...

5
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Why were you at court?

6
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Lunch.

7
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We were like...

8
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...we're here, we're having lunch.
Let's get married! Right?

9
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A year ago, I didn't know I had
a brother. Now I have a sister!

10
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[ALL LAUGH]

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PHOEBE:
Oh, it's so great.

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Okay.

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Stop it! Don't!

14
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I'll get you a gift now.

15
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Is there anything you need?

16
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Uh, yeah.

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We've been trying to get pregnant.
Thought we'd get a jump on things.

18
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No one's getting any younger. Ha-ha-ha.

19
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Because the thing is, um, we're not
able to, you know, uh, conceive.

20
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We've seen a bunch of doctors.

21
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They say that our only chance
to have a baby...

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...is that if they take my sperm,
her egg, put it together in a dish...

23
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...and put it into another girl.

24
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We were wondering
if you could be that girl.

25
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That's a really nice gift.

26
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I was thinking of a gravy boat.

27
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Check it out!
Guess what job I just got.

28
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I don't know, but Donald Trump
wants his blue blazer black.

29
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What?

30
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Blue blazer back.
He wants it back.

31
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You said "black." Why would he
want his blue blazer black?

32
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Well, you know what I meant.

33
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You messed it up.

34
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You're stupid.

35
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So what job'd you get?

36
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Tour guide at the museum.
Ross got it for me.

37
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Don't you have to be
a dinosaur expert?

38
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They give you
all the information.

39
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It's like memorizing a script.

40
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On your left, tyrannosaurus rex,
from the Jurassic Period.

41
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Very nice.

42
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Yeah, actually, Joey,
it's the Cretaceous Period.

43
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But I can pronounce Jurassic.

44
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Hey!

45
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Frank Jr. And Alice got married!

46
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Oh, my God!

47
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They're having a baby!

48
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They want me to grow it
for them in my uterus!

49
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- My God!
- Are you serious?

50
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Yeah.

51
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You're thinking of
having sex with your brother?

52
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Ew! And, oh, no!

53
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They want me to be the surrogate.

54
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It's her egg and his sperm.
I'm the oven. It's their bun.

55
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What did you say?

56
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I had to think about it,
but what is there to think of?

57
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I'll be giving someone
the greatest gift.

58
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You'll carry their child,
and get them a Sony PlayStation?

59
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This is an incredible thing to do.

60
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But there are things to think about.

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Yeah, you'd be pregnant.
I mean pregnant.

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I know.

63
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You'll put your body
through an awful lot.

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I mean, morning sickness, uh, labor.

65
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It's all for somebody else.

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Yeah. What's your point?

67
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Well, the stuff I just mentioned.

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I couldn't do that.

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I figure, the first time I had a baby,
it'd be with someone I love.

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And that baby was, you know...

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...a keeper.

72
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You were more supportive when
I wanted to make denim furniture.

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If you decide to do this,
we'll be supportive like crazy.

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Just think it through.

75
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Talk to somebody who's had a baby.
Like your mom.

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My mom never gave birth.
Oh! But my birth mom did!

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I love this tushy!
Can I take it to work with me?

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Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway.
It came with the pants.

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MONICA:
I am so jealous.

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You guys are just right there.

81
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Yes.

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Right where?

83
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The beginning, where
it's all sex and talking...

84
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...and sex and talking.

85
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You got to love the talking.

86
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And the sex?

87
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We haven't had sex.

88
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What's the big deal?
This is special.

89
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I want our love to grow
before moving to the next level.

90
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Oh, Chandler, that is so nice.

91
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That is really nice...

92
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...lying!

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- No way is that the reason.
- Why?

94
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You're not mature enough
to understand that!

95
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He's right. I'm totally lying.

96
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Then what is it?

97
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Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.

98
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And you're afraid you won't
be able to fill his shoes?

99
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I'm afraid I won't
make love as well as him.

100
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I was going for the metaphor.

101
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I was saying the actual words.

102
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He's had girlfriends.
It doesn't mean he's great in bed.

103
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We share a wall.

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Either he's great, or she liked
to agree with him a lot.

105
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It'll be different. The sex will be
great because you are in love.

106
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- Yeah?
RACHEL: Yeah.

107
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Just go for it.

108
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Yeah, you should.

109
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All right. I'll sleep
with my girlfriend.

110
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But I'm just doing it for you guys.

111
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Now, the mastodon is from
the semi-late Jurassic Period.

112
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Isn't the mastodon
from the Pliocene Epoch?

113
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Shh.

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This is a museum. No talking.

115
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Right down here we have...

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...a large foot.

117
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And over here we have Ross Geller.

118
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Everyone wave "hi" to Ross.

119
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Ross is one of our scientists.
Look at him hard at work.

120
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Okay, moving right along.

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Come on.

122
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

123
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It's open. Come in.

124
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- I'm sorry I'm late.
- That's okay.

125
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I had time to finish
glazing my nipples.

126
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You go all out
when you're expecting company.

127
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I was working on my pottery.

128
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Oh! Oh!

129
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Oh! I didn't know
that you did pot.

130
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Mostly nudes. It combines
my two passions: Pottery and erotica.

131
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Erottery!

132
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Hey! Okay!

133
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Thanks for coming out to see me.

134
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I thought it'd be a good idea to
talk about this baby stuff in person.

135
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I don't think it's a good idea.

136
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Why not?

137
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You'd be giving up a baby.

138
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And I really don't...

139
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I don't know if anything I say...

140
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...would make you understand the pain
of giving up a baby.

141
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So...

142
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No, no, I understand the pain.
Don't hurt the puppy!

143
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No, no. The puppy is yours.

144
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I get a puppy?

145
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But for only three days.

146
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Why?

147
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I realize I don't have any right
to start getting parenty on you now.

148
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Look at me and not the puppy.
It's very important.

149
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I know what I'm talking about.

150
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I gave up two babies.

151
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I only wish I had someone
who'd given up babies that told me...

152
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...how terrible it is.

153
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It'd be something you'd regret
every day for the rest of your life.

154
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So however hard it is for you
to give up this puppy...

155
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,686
...it'd be a million times harder
to give up a child.

156
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,609
I shouldn't have given you
the puppy first.

157
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,950
Could you sit there? I'm saving
this seat for my friend Ross.

158
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,577
You mean Dr. Geller?

159
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Doctor? I didn't know
he had a nickname.

160
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Oh, he won't sit here.

161
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Only people in white coats
sit there.

162
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Only people in blue blazers
sit here.

163
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How come?

164
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That's how it is.

165
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That's crazy.

166
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It's crazy in a perfect world:
A world without lab coats and blazers.

167
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But you not in a perfect world.
You in a museum now.

168
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,899
See that scientist?

169
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He and I used to play together
in grade school, but now...

170
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Peter! Hey, Peter!

171
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,828
It's me, Rhonda from P.S. 129?

172
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,248
I shared my pudding with you, man!

173
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,503
I gave you my snack pack!

174
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:16,716
See? He pretend
he don't even hear me!

175
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,762
Everyone's pretending
they don't hear you.

176
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:26,142
I don't know about your jackets
and separate tables...

177
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,852
...but Ross is my friend.

178
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,147
And if I save him a seat,
he will sit in it.

179
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:34,818
Ross. Ross.

180
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,736
Here! I saved you a seat!

181
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,451
I'm cool here.
I'll catch up with you later.

182
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This is saved.

183
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Gift shop.

184
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,140
I'm sorry about
what happened today.

185
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,810
You do what you got to do.

186
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:13,314
The scientists and the tour guides
never sit together.

187
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,279
It's like that everywhere.
Mon, back me up.

188
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,657
Where you work, the waiters
eat with the waiters.

189
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,368
And the chefs eat
with the other chefs?

190
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:29,998
I eat by myself in the alley,
because everybody hates me.

191
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,918
Look, Ross.

192
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,670
It's no big deal.

193
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,339
You wear a white coat.
I wear a blue blazer.

194
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,302
If that means we can't be
friends at work, so be it.

195
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,928
I understand, you know?

196
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,933
When I'm in a play and you're in
the audience, I don't talk to you.

197
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,187
So it's, you know, it's, uh, cool.

198
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,938
I'll see you tomorrow.

199
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,069
When we're in the audience,
he does wave.

200
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,952
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

201
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,206
- Hi.
MONICA: Hey.

202
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,627
Why's Phoebe singing
to Karl Malden?

203
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,465
I think it's time for puppy
to go out again.

204
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,926
- Come on, let's go to the balcony.
- What?

205
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,346
The street.
Come on, let's go to the street.

206
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,058
Don't go on the balcony
until after I get back.

207
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,062
So did you do it?

208
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,731
Yes, yes, we had the sex.

209
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,983
Uh-oh. It was bad?

210
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:44,072
It was fine, but she didn't agree
with me as strongly as with Joey.

211
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,619
She was like, uh, "I see your point.
I'm all right with it."

212
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:55,083
There's not always a lot of agreement
the first time.

213
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:59,254
Yeah. Not for girls, anyway.
Guys agree like that.

214
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,257
Look, you have to help me.

215
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,633
I mean...

216
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:08,429
I know what to do with a woman.
It's always nice.

217
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,931
I need to know...

218
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,141
...what makes it go from nice to...

219
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,270
..."My God! Somebody's killing her
in there!"

220
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,440
I'll show you something
a lot of guys don't know.

221
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,443
All right.

222
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,945
Now.

223
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,991
You don't have to draw an actual...
Whoa, she's hot!

224
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,786
Everyone knows the erogenous zones.

225
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,538
You got one, two, three...

226
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,623
...four...

227
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,918
...five, six and seven.

228
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,879
There are seven?

229
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,381
Let me see that.

230
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,466
Oh, yeah.

231
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,262
That's one?

232
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,306
Kind of an important one.

233
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,392
I was looking at it upside down.

234
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,856
Well, you know sometimes that helps.

235
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:09,824
Most guys will hit one, two, three
and then go to seven and set up camp.

236
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,161
That's bad?

237
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:17,373
At Disneyland, you don't spend
the whole day on the Matterhorn.

238
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,084
You might if it were like seven.

239
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,174
The important thing is
to take your time.

240
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,009
You want to hit them all...

241
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,637
...mix them up.
Keep them on their toes.

242
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,971
Oh, toes!

243
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,896
For some people.

244
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,190
MONICA:
All right.

245
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:45,860
You could, uh, start out
with a little one.

246
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,403
A two.

247
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,905
A one, two, three.

248
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,782
A three.

249
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,326
A five.

250
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,328
A four.

251
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,205
A three, two.

252
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,415
Two. A two, four, six.

253
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,168
Two, four, six.

254
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,045
Four. Two.

255
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,923
Two. Four, seven!

256
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,718
Five, seven! Six, seven!

257
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,304
Seven! Seven!

258
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,390
Seven, seven, seven!

259
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,559
Seven!

260
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,118
Dr. Geller? There's a seat here.

261
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,579
Thank you, Dr. Phillips.

262
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,456
But I'm having my lunch...

263
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,835
...at this table.
Here in the middle.

264
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,753
I'm eating...

265
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,799
...right here
with my good friend, Joey.

266
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,968
If he'll sit with me.

267
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,600
I will sit with you, Dr. Geller.

268
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,940
You know...

269
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,610
...we work in a museum
of natural history.

270
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,363
And yet, there is something...

271
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,115
...unnatural...

272
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,118
...about the way we eat lunch.

273
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,999
I look around, and you know what I see?
I see division.

274
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:28,212
Division between people in white coats
and people in blue blazers.

275
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,673
I ask myself, "My God, why?"

276
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,845
Now, I say we shed these coats...

277
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,764
...that separate us.

278
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,976
And we get to know
the people underneath.

279
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,272
I'm Ross!

280
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,776
I'm divorced and I have a kid!

281
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,367
I'm Joey! I'm an actor!

282
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,871
I don't know squat about dinosaurs!

283
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:09,587
I'm Ted, and I just moved here,
and New York really scares me.

284
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:12,757
- There you go!
- Hang in there, Teddy!

285
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,510
I'm Andrew.

286
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,471
And I didn't pay for this pear.

287
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,391
Okay. Good for you.

288
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,438
I'm Rhonda!
And these aren't real!

289
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,569
Wow, Rhonda.

290
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,324
- I'm Scott.
- Yeah, okay, Scott!

291
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:43,579
I flip the light switch on and off
17 times when I leave a room...

292
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,248
...or my family will die.

293
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,129
My mom will be here soon.

294
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,714
I can't. I can't give him up.

295
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,509
Yes, no. I can.

296
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,386
I don't want to.

297
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,471
But I can.

298
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,265
No.

299
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,561
I can't watch this.
It's like Sophie's Choice.

300
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,856
You know, I never saw that.

301
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,150
Oh, it was only okay.

302
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,319
I can't do this.

303
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:19,699
My mom was right.
If I can't give him up...

304
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,201
...there's no way
I can give up a baby.

305
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,455
Frank and Alice
are going to be so crushed.

306
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,293
What else can I give them?
A kidney!

307
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,382
We were in the neighborhood.

308
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,720
We want to let you know that
there's still no pressure.

309
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,929
ALICE:
None.

310
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,601
If there was something you wanted
to say, we'll be right there.

311
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,227
Okay.

312
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,438
Who's this little guy?

313
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,024
PHOEBE:
Oh, um, well...

314
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,820
He's so cute! He reminds me
of my old dog, Tumor.

315
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,367
You are so precious,
I'd take you home.

316
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,912
Why don't you?

317
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,663
Are you serious?

318
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,998
Uh-huh. Yeah.

319
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,958
Thanks.

320
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,835
[CHUCKLES]

321
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:17,131
- What are you doing?
- I'm okay with this.

322
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,759
You know why?
Because look at them.

323
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,802
Look how happy they are.

324
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,931
And I made that, so you know...

325
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,437
...it'll be a million times harder
to give up a baby. But God!

326
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,398
It'll feel a million times
better, right?

327
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,861
I'll do this.
I want to carry your baby.

328
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,907
Oh!

329
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,493
Thank you so much!

330
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,496
You don't know what this means to us.

331
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,333
I think I'm going to cry!

332
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,757
It's going to be so great.

333
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,968
Hi.

334
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,513
- What's going on?
- I gave them the puppy.

335
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:09,600
It made them so happy,
I decided to carry their baby.

336
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,186
- Phoebe...
- No, I know.

337
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,063
We're different, though.

338
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,565
This is a different situation.

339
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,193
I am not going to regret this.

340
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,280
I understand all that.

341
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,824
It's just, that was my puppy.

342
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,033
Oh!

343
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,999
Would you ever be a surrogate?

344
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,709
Depends who asked.

345
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,627
What if I asked?

346
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,463
Oh, Mon, sure!

347
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,924
- Really?
- Yes.

348
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,805
- You're not asking me, are you?
- No.

349
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,182
Yes. Totally.

350
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,064
Thank you! Thank you!

351
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,524
Thank you!

352
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,693
Yes, thank you!

353
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