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MONICA:
What is it?

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Nothing. I can't find anything
that I want to eat.

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Everything makes me nauseous.

4
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I'm telling you, being pregnant
is no piece of cake. Oh, cake.

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No.

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- Aw, honey, I'm sorry.
- God.

7
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Ooh, what is that smell?
It's coming from the bathroom.

8
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Wow, pregnancy does give you
some weird cravings.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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JOEY: Yeah.
- It's me. It's Phoebe.

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Listen, there's something in here
I want to eat. What?

12
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What smells so good?

13
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Is it the shampoo? It's guava.

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No.

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- Ugh.
- Oh, wait, wait.

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Is it my bologna sandwich?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna.
The baby wants me to eat meat.

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- I can't eat meat.
- Uh, wait, wait.

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Maybe it's the pickle.

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What are you writing?

22
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Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow...

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...and since I don't have the guts
to ask him out...

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...I'm gonna sell him a coat
and put this note in the pocket.

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CHANDLER: Oh, yeah?
- Oh.

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"Joshua, give me a call sometime.
Guys like you...

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...never go out of style."

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What did you throw away?

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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, what have you guys been up to?

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Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian
doorknobs at the Cooper-Hewitt museum.

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Without me?

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My uncle dragged us there,
but actually it turned out to be interesting.

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- Yeah.
- They were so ornate and beautiful.

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I mean, look at that.

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I don't know how museums work
in England...

36
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...but here,
you're not supposed to take stuff.

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I, uh... I got it from the gift shop.

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They have really lax security there.

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It's a joke.

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ROSS:
Bye.

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Right, I've got to be off. I'll see you.
Bye-bye, then.

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GROUP:
Bye.

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Wow. Hey, you guys seem
to be having a good time.

44
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Oh, yeah, she is amazing,
and she's so much fun.

45
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And you know what?
When I'm with her, I'm fun.

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[ROSS CHUCKLES]

47
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I even signed up for helicopter classes.

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She's leaving in two days.
I don't have to do it.

49
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- Aw, two days? You must be bummed.
ROSS: Yeah.

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She's got to go back to London.

51
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But you know what?
I've been prepared for this from the start.

52
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We both knew we had two weeks
together and then that's it, you know?

53
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Hey, that's what all
my relationships are like.

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Yes, but in Ross' case,
they both know in two weeks that's it.

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GROUP:
Pheebs, hey.

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- Hello, hello.
- Yeah, I know. Yeah.

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So the baby is totally craving meat.

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This afternoon, I tried tricking it.

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I made it a soy burger
so that maybe it'd think it was getting meat.

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You know? And I got nauseous.

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Well, maybe that's because
soy burgers suck.

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Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.

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Hey, but at least you got
that cool, pregnant-lady glow.

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Oh, that's sweat. You throw up all morning,
you'll have that glow too.

65
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- Okay.
- Uh, here's that trench coat you wanted.

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Oh, great. Great.

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- Wow, yeah, it's comfortable.
- Yeah.

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Man, you could really
flash somebody in this thing.

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Ha, ha. They don't want you to put
your hands in the pockets...

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...until you are out of the store.

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Why not?

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Well, because...

73
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...we get a lot of...

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You know, they ruin it for everybody.

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I know.

76
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You know, I wore that cashmere sweater
on a date last night.

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- Oh.
- It was the first date since the divorce.

78
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Well, congratulations.
So do you love her?

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No, no, no. She's nice,
but, you know, it made me realize...

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...I'm just not ready to be dating,
you know?

81
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Huh.

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Well, uh...

83
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That's, uh... That's interesting.

84
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Hey, whoa, hey.

85
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- What was that?
- Oh, that's just an antitheft device.

86
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Then what's this?

87
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Well, you need that too, because
obviously a thief could just tear this up.

88
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Listen, we have to have a party tonight.

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We have to have one in five minutes,
so everybody cancel your plans.

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- What?
- Yeah, what's going on?

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We have to have a surprise
bon-voyage party for Emily.

92
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But it's actually for Joshua.

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Look, he said he's not ready to date.

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So I had to invite him to a party
if I wanted to see him outside work.

95
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And now I have created
the perfect opportunity to seduce him.

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Well, as much as I'd like
to meet Josh and warn him...

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...Emily and I aren't gonna be here,
all right?

98
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She's gonna come by first
to say goodbye.

99
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And then I've got a whole special
evening planned. So sorry. No party.

100
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Aw.

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- Hello?
- Surprise!

102
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BOTH:
Surprise!

103
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No one's ever thrown me
a surprise party before.

104
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Well, it was all Ross' idea.

105
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You're so sweet.

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And I'm so surprised.

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You really didn't know?

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[CORNERSHOP'S "BRIMFUL OF ASHA"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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There's dancin'

110
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Behind movie scenes

111
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Why are you over here
if Joshua's all the way over there?

112
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Uh, because I'm trying to play
hard-to-get.

113
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Oh, quick. He's looking over here.
Say something funny.

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- Like what?
- Ha-ha-ha.

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What's so funny?

116
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I said, "Like what?"

117
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Now that's a thinker.

118
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Okay, you know what? This
playing-hard-to-get thing is not working.

119
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Uh, hand me those cherries. Okay.

120
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Okay.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- Care for a cherry?
- No, thanks.

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You know, I can tie one of these into a knot
using just my tongue.

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[COUGHING]

125
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You okay?

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You all right?

127
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So we should probably get going soon.

128
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Oh, but the party's only
just getting started.

129
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Yeah, but we have to be at The Four
Seasons for drinks in, oh, 15 minutes.

130
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And then, uh, you know,
then the Plaza for dinner.

131
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So why did you plan a party
at the same time?

132
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No, no, no. Ha, ha.

133
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Actually, American surprise parties
are very short.

134
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It's usually, "Surprise!" Then,
"Oh, my God, I'm so surprised. Goodbye."

135
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Ross, I'm having such a great time.

136
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Your sister has just been telling me that
you used to dressed up like old ladies...

137
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...and host make-believe tea parties.

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Monica said that, did she?

139
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Oh, yeah. Then what are you going
to put on top of that?

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- A little salami.
- Ooh, yeah. Yeah.

141
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Then, um, what goes on top
of the salami?

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- Pastrami.
- Oh, yeah.

143
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You're a genius.

144
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Can someone give me a hand
with the zipper.

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Up.

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- You changed?
- Yeah, I just needed my lucky dress.

147
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,334
- And "lucky" means "more cleavage"?
- Does for me.

148
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Oh, God, look at him. He's so cute.

149
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I just want to go over there and grab him
and kiss him.

150
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How could I kiss him
without letting him know that I like him?

151
00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,898
Hey, I know how you can get him.
Take off your bra.

152
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What?

153
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- There was a scene in Footloose...
- Flashdance.

154
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- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with that plumber girl?
- She was a welder.

155
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Were you, like, in the movie?

156
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Anyway, she takes off her bra
under the shirt...

157
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...and pulls it out the sleeve.

158
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Very sexy. And classy.

159
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Or if you wanna kiss him,
um, you could use mistletoe.

160
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It's not Christmas.

161
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- Or spin the bottle.
- And he's not 11.

162
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,687
Thank you so much for this.
It was really so thoughtful of you.

163
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,105
You're leaving?

164
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,109
- Yes, we have something we have to get to.
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna take off too.

165
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,195
No, you guys, you can't leave yet.
You have to stay.

166
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,032
We've got the whole big thing planned.

167
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:18,742
What big thing?

168
00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,036
RACHEL: So, Spin-The-Bottle
works like this.

169
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I spin the bottle.

170
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,624
Lands on Gunther,
so I would have to kiss Gunther.

171
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,418
All right.

172
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,463
Who wants to go first?

173
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I'll go.

174
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[ALL CHEERING]

175
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[RACHEL SHOUTS]

176
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Welcome to America.

177
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RACHEL:
Oh.

178
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,019
All right.

179
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,521
RACHEL:
Oh, my God.

180
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:52,359
Oh, my gosh. Two in a row.
You gotta use your tongues now.

181
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,783
All right.

182
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,119
What are the odds? What are the odds?

183
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,540
Okay, that's enough, you know. Ha, ha.

184
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,752
Let's let someone else play.

185
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,923
Hey, if you didn't want to play,
then why'd you come to the party?

186
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,426
Okay, my turn.

187
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,682
Oh! Look at that.

188
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,475
Oh, my God.

189
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,730
Oh, my God. The baby just kicked.

190
00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:31,940
[ALL SHOUT]

191
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,943
It's okay, it's okay.
If it kicked once, it'll kick again.

192
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,653
[ALL CHATTERING]

193
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:43,284
All right, well, everybody just remember
where they were sitting.

194
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,045
It was a bug.

195
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,591
It doesn't matter
how much I'm craving it.

196
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:02,220
You know why I'm never gonna eat meat?
Because it's cold-blooded murder.

197
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,556
Okay.

198
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,355
There's a Phoebe on my sandwich.

199
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,525
Phoebe, what are you doing?

200
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,944
I can't help it.

201
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,030
I need the meat.
The baby needs the meat.

202
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,241
You know how when
you're dating someone...

203
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,995
...and you don't want to cheat on them
unless it's with someone really hot?

204
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,000
- Yeah, totally.
- All right, okay.

205
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,752
Well, this is the same kind of deal.

206
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,671
If you're gonna do something wrong...

207
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,382
...do it right.

208
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,640
Feel better?

209
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,976
Yeah, but at what cost?

210
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,979
Six more months, three meals a day?

211
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:57,108
I'm gonna eat like, you know,
millions of cows.

212
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,572
Hey, what if I said I could even things out
for you, meat-wise?

213
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,949
- What?
- Well, I eat a lot of meat, right?

214
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,036
- Yeah.
- But suppose, until the baby's born...

215
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,412
...I laid off it.

216
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,957
No extra animals would die.
You'd just be eating my animals.

217
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,503
Joey, I can't believe
you'd do that for me.

218
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:20,673
Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian.

219
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,343
There's no meat in beer, right?

220
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,429
Okay, we can still make dinner
if we skip the appetizers...

221
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,765
...and ask for our check right away.

222
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,980
We can't go now. Looks like Rachel
is going to put on a skit.

223
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,777
Oh, my God. Have you lost your mind?

224
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,280
No, no, no. I am finally thinking clearly.

225
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,201
My lucky dress wasn't working out
too well for me.

226
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,788
But for four years,
this baby never missed.

227
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,999
Rachel, wait, I can't let...

228
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,460
Actually, I kind of want to see
what happens.

229
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,130
- Hey.
- Hey.

230
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,216
Nice, uh, costume.

231
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,676
Oh, yeah.

232
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,180
Well, I wanted to give Emily
a big American goodbye cheer.

233
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,600
So okay. Whoo!

234
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,063
Ready. Okay.

235
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,857
- Give me an "E."
GROUP: E.

236
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,650
- Give me an "M."
GROUP: M.

237
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,443
- Give me an "I."
GROUP: I.

238
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,778
- Give me an "L."
GROUP: L.

239
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,613
- Give me a "Y."
GROUP: Y.

240
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,615
What do you get?

241
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,159
Oh! Emily.

242
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,161
Whoo! Emily.

243
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,788
[THUD]

244
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,376
Okay. That's me as a cheerleader. Ta-da!

245
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,255
- You all right?
- I just loosened a tooth.

246
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,299
It's no big deal. I have a dentist, you know?

247
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,218
I'm gonna go put some ice on it.
Excuse me.

248
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,848
- What do I do now? What do I do now?
- I think you're done.

249
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,143
Okay, time to take off the bra.

250
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,769
[GROANS]

251
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,521
[CLEARS THROAT]

252
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,317
Uh, that was really great.

253
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,944
But I got to take off, actually.

254
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,072
Take the bra off.

255
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,328
All right, come on,
let's go get your coat.

256
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,621
Okay.

257
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,374
Rachel's my girlfriend.

258
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,380
So this was really fun.

259
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,257
Oh, yeah, it was real fun.

260
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,306
You know, this bra...

261
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,269
...is really bothering me.

262
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,481
You know, this used to be my bedroom.

263
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,149
Yeah.

264
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,695
A lot of memories in here. Lot of memories.

265
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,239
If these walls could talk,
you know what they'd say?

266
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,742
"Want to hear some memories?"

267
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,583
Need a...? Need a little hand there?

268
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,794
Oh, no, no, no.
No, I got this all under control.

269
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,298
You really don't seem like you do.

270
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,761
[SHOUTS]

271
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:16,724
God. Forget it! Oh, this is...

272
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,105
This is not how
this was supposed to happen.

273
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,690
What was supposed to happen?

274
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,610
Can you not look at me when I say this?

275
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:35,368
I thought that if I could get you here...

276
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,577
[SIGHS]

277
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,746
...I could seduce you.

278
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,957
[CHUCKLES]

279
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,334
[GROANS]

280
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:48,297
Uh, I don't wear suits to work...

281
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,009
...and I bought six of them from you.

282
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,929
Well, I'm sorry.
I thought you needed them.

283
00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,518
My point is, I kept coming back
because I wanted to see you.

284
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,855
- Why?
- Because I like you.

285
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,566
You like me?

286
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,109
Yeah.

287
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:13,031
I mean, you're beautiful
and smart and sophisticated.

288
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,324
A lot of this isn't, you know,
based on tonight.

289
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,662
But you like me?

290
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:24,000
Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
All this time, I liked you and you liked me.

291
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,209
Oh!

292
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,046
- But...
- No don't say "but."

293
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:32,675
"But" is never good. Let's leave it
at "I like you and you like me."

294
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,136
Okay, uh...

295
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,139
- However...
- No, that's a fancy "but."

296
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:44,479
My marriage, like, just ended.

297
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,858
And I'm really not ready
to get into anything yet.

298
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,778
But...

299
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,116
I'm sorry. I just need a little time.

300
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,455
Okay.

301
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,337
Oh, there you are.
I was looking for you before.

302
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,548
Joshua's gone,
so you and Emily are free to go.

303
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,467
It's okay.

304
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,512
She's still in there
enjoying her fake party.

305
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:21,808
And, uh, it's too late to do
any of the stuff I had planned, so...

306
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,185
Ross.

307
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,604
I'm sorry.
I completely ruined your evening.

308
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,648
Ahem. Yeah.

309
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:34,237
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I made a fool of myself.

310
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,073
Helps a little.

311
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,036
Is there a room on that step
for a pathetic loser?

312
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,205
Yeah, have a seat.

313
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,713
I'm so sorry.

314
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,923
It's okay.

315
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,093
I mean, it was just a two-week thing
anyway.

316
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,720
I just didn't want it to end this way,
you know.

317
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,306
Or maybe you didn't want it to end?

318
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,143
What do you mean?

319
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,728
You seem to really like her.

320
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,774
Yeah, I really do.

321
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,027
Yeah, but what am I gonna do?

322
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,780
We both agreed it was gonna be
a two-week thing.

323
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,782
You know? No commitment.

324
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,077
Ross?

325
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,916
That girl just spent the entire evening
talking to your friends...

326
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,669
...asking to hear stories about you...

327
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,422
...looking through
Monica's photo albums.

328
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,675
I mean, you don't do that
if you're just in it for two weeks.

329
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,969
You think?

330
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,892
You've got, like, 14 hours
until she has to be at the airport.

331
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,519
And you're sitting here in a hallway...

332
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,898
...with a 28-year-old cheerleader
with a fat lip.

333
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,778
- Hey, you're right.
- Yeah.

334
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,035
Thanks.

335
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,374
What photo album was it?

336
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,920
I don't know. It was you
and a bunch of albino kids.

337
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,759
Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids.

338
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,011
That was computer camp. Rach.

339
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,767
- Hey.
- Hey.

340
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,437
- You're a pathetic loser, right?
- Oh, yeah.

341
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,814
Sit.

342
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,197
JOSHUA:
Hi.

343
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,824
Oh, my God. Joshua.

344
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,701
Look.

345
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,288
All those things I said
about not being ready...

346
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,041
- They're not true?
- No, they're all true.

347
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,501
Oh.

348
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,878
But...

349
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,338
Oh.

350
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,758
Oh, I love that "but."

351
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,646
Um, do you want to go inside
and get some coffee?

352
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,856
- Yeah.
- Okay.

353
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,400
[CLEARS THROAT]

354
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,032
Every time.

355
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,707
- Ooh, what do you got there?
- Pastrami.

356
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,667
Yeah.

357
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,838
- Hey, you know what goes good with that?
- Mm-hm. Corned beef.

358
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,718
Ooh, I was going to say bologna.
But that's better.

359
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,388
- How about a little of that smoked turkey?
- Okay.

360
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,225
Oh, Mama.

361
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,021
- When is the baby due?
- Six months.

362
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,397
[GROANS]

363
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,774
Hey, now, if a cow should die
of natural causes...

364
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,027
...I could have one of those, right?

365
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,279
Not if I get there first.

366
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,785
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