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- Hey.
- Hey. Wow, it is true what they say:

2
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Pregnant bellies look like a drum.

3
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Ha, ha.

4
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Well, it's just I'm so pregnant
that my guitar doesn't fit anymore.

5
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So I thought, till I'm not,
I'm gonna play my songs on this drum.

6
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It sounds really cool.

7
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Listen, listen. Ahem. Okay.

8
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[SINGING]
Smelly cat, smelly cat

9
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What are they feeding you?

10
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Wow, Pheebs, that sounds great.

11
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I know, I know! And I've only been playing
for, like, an hour.

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- Phoebe. Phoebe. Hi.
- Hey.

13
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What are you doing here?

14
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Um, actually I came down
to ask you a big favor.

15
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Oh, well, don't tell me you want to keep
more of your stuff in my uterus.

16
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[CHUCKLES]

17
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No, no, no. Okay. Now, see. Ahem.

18
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I want to name the girl baby Leslie.

19
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And, um, Frank wants to name
one of the boy babies...

20
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...Frank Jr., Jr.

21
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Wouldn't that be Frank III?

22
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Don't get me started.

23
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Anyway, um,
since there are three babies...

24
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...and, um, we both got
to put our names in...

25
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...we would be truly honored
if you would name the other boy baby.

26
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Oh, wow.

27
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- That's so nice. Oh, oh!
- Ha, ha.

28
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Cougar.

29
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You think about it.

30
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I left a bra drying on the shower rod.

31
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You don't think your son
will think it's yours and be traumatized?

32
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Hey, Mommy can have a wife.
Daddy can have a bra.

33
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[CHUCKLES]

34
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Oh, it's time to go.

35
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Oh, no, no, no.
See, that clock's a little fast.

36
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Uh, we still have 17 minutes.

37
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Huh. What can we do in 17 minutes...

38
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...twice?

39
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Well, that's ambitious.

40
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

41
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- Okay, you can ignore that.
- That's Carol with your son.

42
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Uh, believe me, when he's older,
he'll understand.

43
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

44
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CAROL: Ross.
- I'll be right there.

45
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- Hello. Hello. Hey.
- Hi.

46
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Uh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.

47
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- Hey, it's so nice to finally meet you.
- You too.

48
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Susan's gonna be shooting a commercial
in London next week.

49
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I'm so excited. I've never been there.

50
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- Oh, well, I'll show you around.
SUSAN: Great.

51
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Also, I was hoping to catch a show.
So if you can make any suggestions...

52
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Oh, there's tons of terrific stuff.

53
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- I'll go with you.
- Oh.

54
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Oh, I'm sorry.

55
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Oh. Look at you two bonding.

56
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- Making us late for the airport so...
- Are you all right?

57
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Oh, he's fine, he's fine. It's just
us getting along is difficult for him...

58
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...because he doesn't like me.

59
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Ha, ha. Come on. That's...

60
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It's true.

61
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- Hi.
- Hey. Hey, do we have a baby name yet?

62
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Ugh, no. It's so hard.

63
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I went through this whole book
and found nothing.

64
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I want a name that's really, like,
you know, strong and confident.

65
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You know? Like Exxon.

66
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Well, it certainly worked
for that Valdez kid.

67
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Oh, oh, Pheebs. You want a strong name?
How about The Hulk?

68
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No, I'm not sure about Hulk...

69
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...but I like the idea
of a name starting with "The."

70
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Well, you want a good name,
heh, go with Joey.

71
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Joey's your pal, Joey's your buddy.

72
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Where is everybody?
They're hanging out with Joey.

73
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Know what?
If you're gonna name him Joey...

74
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...you should name him Chandler.

75
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Oh, come on, Chandler's funny,
he's sophisticated, and he's very lovable...

76
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...once you get to know him.

77
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Hey, Joey's lovable too.

78
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But the thing about Joey is,
if you need him, he'll be there.

79
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Chandler will be there for you too.
I mean, he might be a little late...

80
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...but he'll be there.
And he'll bring you some cold soda...

81
00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:06,513
...if what you need him for
is that you're really hot.

82
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What do you say? What do you say?

83
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Well, I like the idea of naming him
after someone I love.

84
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And Joey and Chandler
are both great names.

85
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All right, I don't...

86
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Maybe I will just name him The Hulk.

87
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I knew I shouldn't have mentioned it.
That's what I wanted to name my kid.

88
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Hey, Mon? If you were hoping to sleep
with Joshua for the first time tonight...

89
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...which one of these
would you want to be wearing?

90
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You know what? It really creeps me out
choosing other people's sex clothes.

91
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Sorry. I'm just so excited.

92
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I've been waiting for this for months.
I got my hair colored.

93
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I got new sheets.
I'm making him a very fancy meal.

94
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What am I making him, by the way?

95
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Well, you're making him a frisée salad
with goat cheese and pine nuts...

96
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...wild rice, roasted asparagus
and salmon en croute.

97
00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,450
I thought I was making him filet mignon.

98
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Yeah, you were, but you decided to make
salmon because you had some left over.

99
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And then you realized if you bitched
about it, then you would stop cooking...

100
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...and you would have to make your
famous baked potato and Diet Coke.

101
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Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.

102
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- Hey.
- Hey.

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BOTH:
Hey.

104
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So, uh, Emily called last night.

105
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And now you're giving me the message?

106
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Turns out that Emily
is just crazy about Susan.

107
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Yeah.
They're going to the theater together.

108
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They're going to dinner.

109
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They're going horseback riding.

110
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God, Susan is so fun.

111
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Look, this is just a little too familiar.

112
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Okay, for, like, six months
before Carol and I split up...

113
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...all I heard was,
"My friend Susan is so smart.

114
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My friend Susan is so funny.
My friend Susan is so great."

115
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You actually think that something
could happen between Emily and Susan?

116
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Hey, they're going to the gym together.

117
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Two women...

118
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...stretching.

119
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You know, they take a steam together,
things get a little playful.

120
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Didn't you see Personal Best?

121
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No, but I'm gonna.

122
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Hi. Hi. You're crazy.

123
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Okay, this is Emily. Emily is straight.

124
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How do you know?

125
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I mean, we thought Carol was straight
before I married her.

126
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Yeah, definitely.
I don't like the name Ross.

127
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What a weird way to kick me
when I'm down.

128
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No, no, I just meant for the baby.

129
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Oh.

130
00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,439
What's wrong with Ross?

131
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,399
It's just, you know, something like this...

132
00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,818
...would never happen to The Hulk,
you know.

133
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,614
Actually, that's not true.

134
00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:15,410
In The Incredible Hulk, number 72,
Dr. Bruce Banner found...

135
00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:20,499
You know, never mind.
My girlfriend's a lesbian.

136
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So I decided I'm definitely gonna go
with either Joey or Chandler.

137
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- Oh.
- Oh, oh, oh.

138
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You gotta pick Joey.

139
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I mean, name one famous person
named Chandler.

140
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- Raymond Chandler.
- Someone you didn't make up.

141
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Okay, there are no famous Joeys.
Except for, heh...

142
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...Joey Buttafuoco.

143
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- Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
PHOEBE: Yeah.

144
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Well, how about a compromise then?
Okay, what if it's...

145
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...you know, Chan-no-ey?

146
00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:56,743
Okay, look, Joey? Come on, think about it.
He'll never be president.

147
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I mean, there's never gonna be
a President Joey.

148
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,207
All right, look,
I didn't want to bring this up.

149
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,628
But Chandler is the stupidest name
I've heard in my life.

150
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,214
It's not even a name.
It's barely even a word.

151
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,758
Okay, it's kind of like chandelier
but it's not.

152
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:18,473
All right? It's a stupid, stupid,
non-name.

153
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,186
Wow.

154
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,857
You're right.
I have a horrible, horrible name.

155
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,155
I'm sorry, man. I didn't... I'm sorry.

156
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,534
So I guess it's Joey, then. I mean...

157
00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:48,420
This is so nice.
Thank you for doing this.

158
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,673
Oh. Please. Cooking soothes me.

159
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- So dig in.
- All right.

160
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,474
- Well, it all looks so good.
- Mm.

161
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,435
Mm.

162
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,687
Oh, my God.

163
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,189
Oh, I know. My God, this rice is so...

164
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,400
I am so good.

165
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,444
Behind you.

166
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,737
[QUACKING AND CLUCKING]

167
00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:17,866
Oh, yeah, sorry. They used to live here,
and sometimes they migrate back over.

168
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,871
Is there, uh...? Is there some way
that they could, uh, not be here?

169
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,832
It's just that, uh, farm birds
really kind of freak me out.

170
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,045
- Yeah. Okay, okay.
- Okay, great.

171
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,339
Here we go. Here we go. Whoa.

172
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,592
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry.

173
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,927
There you go.

174
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,397
Hey. How'd you do that?

175
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,899
Come on.

176
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,694
- All gone.
- Heh.

177
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,154
So, farm birds, huh?

178
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,574
Yeah, it's my only weird thing, I swear.

179
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,662
And I would have told you about it
but I didn't know that they'd be here.

180
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:07,916
- Oh.
- So, uh, ahem.

181
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,211
- Ha, ha.
- Okay.

182
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,838
So can I serve you a little...

183
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,298
What, what, what?

184
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:20,011
Nothing. Uh, it's just that I know
that they're still out there.

185
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,849
They're across the hall.
I mean, that's two doors away.

186
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,812
It's gonna take them a long time
to peck their way back over here.

187
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,438
[CHUCKLES]

188
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,565
That's not funny.

189
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,777
- Uh...
- Okay, you know...

190
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,406
Would you feel better
if we went someplace else?

191
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:43,451
I mean, we could pack all this stuff up
and, you know, go to your apartment.

192
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,745
Oh, they're working on it this week.
It's a mess.

193
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,915
But, uh, I'm staying at my parents' house.
We could go there.

194
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,709
- Your parents'?
- They're out of town.

195
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,585
Oh.

196
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:56,673
It's a huge place,
and it's got this gorgeous view of the park.

197
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,341
It'd be very, very romantic.

198
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:02,387
- What do you say?
- Yeah, that works.

199
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,805
[DUCK QUACKING]

200
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,015
They can smell the fear.

201
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,270
BOTH:
Hey.

202
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,563
How's Ben?

203
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,233
Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat.
He said no.

204
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,777
I asked him if he wanted to sleep.
He said no.

205
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,905
I asked what he wanted to do.
He said no.

206
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,782
So he's sweeping.

207
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,161
Hey, buddy. Hey.

208
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,289
So, um, any word from Susan?

209
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,792
Ooh, yeah, she said she's having
so much fun with Emily.

210
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,919
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

211
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,966
Uh, by the by,
did it ever occur to you that...

212
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:44,179
...I don't know, maybe they might
be having a little too much fun?

213
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,638
What's too much fun?

214
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:49,309
You know, the kind of fun you
and Susan had when we were married.

215
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,687
Oh, my God. You are so paranoid.

216
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,481
- Am I?
- Yes.

217
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,191
Am I?

218
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,817
I can't speak for Emily...

219
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,612
...but Susan is in a loving,
committed relationship.

220
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,740
Uh-huh. Carol, so were we.

221
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,701
All right, just imagine for a moment...

222
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,246
...that Susan meets someone,
and they really hit it off.

223
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,582
Say they're coming back
from the theater...

224
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,376
...and they stop at a pub
for a couple of drinks.

225
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,837
They're laughing, you know.

226
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,381
Someone innocently touches
someone else.

227
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,759
There's electricity.

228
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,886
It's new. It's exciting.

229
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,556
Are you telling me
there isn't even the slightest possibility...

230
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,600
...of something happening?

231
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,686
- Maybe.
- Oh, my God.

232
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,898
I didn't really believe it
until you just said it.

233
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:46,241
None of the other kids believed me,
I swear to God, that duck pushed me.

234
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,078
Wow. This place is fabulous.

235
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,122
Yeah, let me show you around.
This is the downstairs living room.

236
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,124
There's two living rooms?

237
00:13:55,292 --> 00:14:00,046
God, growing up here, this place
must have been a real babe magnet.

238
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,550
Yeah, well, it would have been,
but, uh, my parents just moved here.

239
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:07,095
Well, you should know this place
is a real babe magnet.

240
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,430
Want to make out?

241
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:15,436
You know, here's an idea.
Why don't I put the food in the fridge...

242
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,147
...and we can eat it later?

243
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,275
- That sounds like a plan.
- Heh.

244
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,403
Um, is there a place
that I could go freshen up?

245
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:28,032
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, just down the hall
and, uh, second door to your left.

246
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:34,205
- Oh, hi, darling.
- Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?

247
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:38,293
- Oh, we cut the trip short.
- France sucks.

248
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:43,172
Um, this may be a little weird,
but I've got a date here.

249
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,632
Say no more.

250
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,927
We'll just grab some food, take it
with us upstairs and be out of your hair.

251
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,930
Oh, that'd be great.
So you didn't even get to Italy?

252
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,016
Yep. Sucks.

253
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,649
[PIANO PLAYS]

254
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,291
Hi, you.

255
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,669
Oh, my God.

256
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,964
I know. I can do more than cook.

257
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,592
Uh...

258
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,927
[GASPS]

259
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,766
I like her. She seems smart.

260
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,607
Rachel, my parents.

261
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,694
So nice to meet you. Hello, hello.

262
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:52,450
Oh, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.

263
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:58,873
What, this? Oh, no. That's not what it is.

264
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,875
Okay, I work in fashion.

265
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,921
See, and this is a real dress, actually.

266
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,174
They're wearing it in Milan.

267
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:12,720
So part of my job is to wear the clothes
and then I see how people respond.

268
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:17,767
And then I report back to my superiors
at Bloomingdale's, so...

269
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,478
And obviously, in this case...

270
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,398
...I am going to report back:

271
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,734
"U.S.A. Not ready."

272
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,570
- Maybe in L.A.
- Yes.

273
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,824
- There you go.
- So have you kids eaten yet?

274
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,535
Well, ahem, we were going to do that after.
I mean, um...

275
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,997
- Next.
- Well, we're starving.

276
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,791
Why don't we just all
go get something to eat?

277
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:47,839
Yeah, well, ha, ha, no use wasting this baby
just lying around the house.

278
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,384
- So we'll go eat.
RACHEL: Yeah.

279
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,261
You'll wear that.

280
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,764
We'll be eating and, of course,
you'll be wearing that.

281
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,936
Dude, I am sorry about what I said.

282
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,106
Nope, nope, you're right.
It is a ridiculous name.

283
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,609
- It's not that bad.
- Yes, it is.

284
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,321
From now on, I have no first name.

285
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,451
So you're just Bing?

286
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,288
I have no name.

287
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,249
So, what are we supposed to call you?

288
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:27,003
Okay, uh, for now, temporarily,
you can call me...

289
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,172
...Clint.

290
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,551
No way are you cool enough
to pull off "Clint."

291
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,054
Okay, so, what name am I
cool enough to pull off?

292
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,056
Um, Gene.

293
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,228
It's Clint. It's Clint.

294
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,647
- See you later, Gene.
PHOEBE: Bye, Gene.

295
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,651
It's Clint. Clint!

296
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,364
What's up with Gene?

297
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,788
- You wore your nightie to dinner?
- Oh, yeah.

298
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,833
And the best part though, was when
the waiter spilled water down my back.

299
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,127
I jumped up and my boob popped out.

300
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,088
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.

301
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,090
Yeah, it's all right. I got nice boobs.

302
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,804
So I just picked up
a message from Emily.

303
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,390
She and Susan are going
to a poetry reading together.

304
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,768
- So?
- So?

305
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,728
Poetry?

306
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,106
Susan's gay.

307
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,608
They're being gay together.

308
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,113
- Emily's straight.
- Oh, wake up.

309
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,740
Wow.

310
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,284
Carol really messed you up.

311
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,869
Excuse me?

312
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:48,292
She turned you into this untrusting,
crazy, jealous sycophant.

313
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,757
All right, so I don't know what "sycophant"
means, but the rest is right.

314
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,428
I don't know what you're talking about.
I am not a crazy, jealous person.

315
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:00,972
Huh.

316
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,475
- What?
- She's totally right.

317
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,353
When we were together,
you got all freaked out about Mark...

318
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,064
...and there was nothing going on.
- This makes sense.

319
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,732
It does not.

320
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,735
Sure it does. In high school,
you weren't jealous at all...

321
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,697
...even though all your girlfriends
were cheating on you.

322
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,743
All right, so up until '92, '93,
he was very trusting.

323
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,539
Then '94 hit, Carol left him,
and bam. Paranoid City.

324
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,999
RACHEL:
Yeah.

325
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,500
Absolutely, absolutely.

326
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,835
This is so much fun.

327
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,880
This is not fun.

328
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,842
Look, all we're trying to say is...

329
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,637
...don't let what happened with Carol
ruin what you've got with Emily.

330
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,850
The '92 Ross wouldn't.

331
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,358
I still think I was right
about that whole Mark thing, though.

332
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,154
Wha...? Well, you know what?
I hope Emily is a lesbian.

333
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,492
[PHOEBE PLAYING DRUM]

334
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,996
Drum roll.

335
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,873
Okay. Okay.

336
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,583
All right.

337
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:15,463
Help. Am I a Mark or a John?

338
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,300
Ehh, you're not tall enough to be a Mark.

339
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,261
But you might make a good Barney.

340
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,264
All right, look, I am serious.

341
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,892
Tomorrow at 3:30,
I'm going to the courthouse.

342
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,727
You're actually going through with this?

343
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,647
Hey, look, this name has been
holding me back my entire life.

344
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,651
Okay, it's probably why kids picked on me
and why I never do well with women.

345
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:40,571
So as of 4:00 tomorrow, I'm either gonna be
Mark Johnson or John Markson.

346
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,201
You've got problems because of you,
not your name.

347
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:51,040
This has got to stop.
Chandler is a great name.

348
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,875
In fact...

349
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,461
Yes.

350
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,839
I'm sorry, I know you really wanted me
to name the baby Joey.

351
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:03,261
But... So I'm gonna name
the baby Chandler.

352
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,265
Really?

353
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,475
Yeah, but you have to
keep the name too.

354
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,019
- Okay, thanks.
PHOEBE: Okay.

355
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,146
- You want to hug it out?
- Yeah.

356
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,566
- Yay, yay. Oh, yay!
CHANDLER: Yay.

357
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,819
Okay, I'm gonna go tell
Frank and Alice right now.

358
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,195
Okay.

359
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,490
- Bye, Pheebs.
- Okay, bye.

360
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,493
- Ha, ha.
- Oh.

361
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:42,008
MAN [ON PA]:
Flight 004 is now arriving at Gate 17.

362
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,139
- Nice luggage.
- I was going to say.

363
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,559
- Hey.
- Hi.

364
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,646
- I missed you.
- Oh, I missed you too.

365
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,523
Thanks for everything, I had a great time.

366
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,650
Oh, so did I.

367
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,070
No tongue.

368
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,580
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