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Honey, do you need me to move the car?
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- Oh, it's not in the way.
- Okay.
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Oh, no. Iron cross.
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- She's going down.
- Oh, God. Phil.
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You okay?
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Yes, I am. I am okay.
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Honey, why do we keep this car?
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- It's a classic.
- No, it just sits here.
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And the seat belts don't work,
the doors stick, it leaks fluids.
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We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years.
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Well, I'm gonna fix all that.
You wait.
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And then, uh, it's gonna be Haley's car.
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Oh, we're not giving this car to Haley.
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- It's way too easy to fit a mattress in the back.
- Remember?
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- Oh, no. We're selling it.
- What?
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Mm-hmm.
Unless you don't think you can.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Seriously?
- You can't.
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- You honestly think that's gonna work?
- You can't sell it.
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You know what?
You can insult a lot of things about me:
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My hair, my voice,
my balance board exercises.
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But don't insult my selling.
That crosses a line.
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What line? Oh, you don't see it?
That's 'cause I just sold it.
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# Hey, hey #
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# Hey, hey #
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# Hey, hey #
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# Hey, hey #
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# Hey ##
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"While the spray-tanned starlet
claims to be six weeks sober...
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sources down under say she has been
barhopping like a coked-up kangaroo."
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Ah, what's Daddy reading to you?
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If I have to read The Very Hungry
Caterpillar one more time, I will snap.
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- Oh, it's not that bad...
- I will snap!
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So, um, I laid the toolbox outside
and all the supplies are ready.
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- And I think we are good to go.
- Terrific.
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Aren't you gonna change
into a workingman's outfit?
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No, I'm good, and I don't think workmen
really call 'em "outfits."
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We are building
a princess castle for Lily.
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It's something every father wants
to be able to do for his daughter.
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You know, and I... And I fancy myself
as a bit of a castle designer.
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I have done a few sketches.
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Which we have archived.
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So we can use the kit.
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- Mmm, yeah. Uh...
- The kit.
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The kit. Which we're gonna do together.
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I am petrified to do this with Mitchell.
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He built a couple of theater
sets in college or something...
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and now he thinks he knows
everything about building.
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Well, he doesn't.
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Every home improvement project that we've
undertaken has been a near-death experience.
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Make the appetizers and then we'll be...
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If an accident does happen,
I hope he kills me...
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because I don't think I would be
a very inspiring disabled person.
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Manny, relax. She's not here yet.
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You might wanna play it a little cooler.
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You don't want to scare off
your girlfriend.
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She's not my girlfriend!
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She's just coming over to study
the life cycle of silkworms.
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Oh, she's here. She's here!
Okay, how's my hair?
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- I thought it was just a friend.
- I heard that.
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I wasn't whispering.
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Manny, open the door.
Make her feel welcome.
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- Kelly, good morning. I'm glad you're here.
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- Um, this is my mom...
- Nice to meet you.
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In my culture,
mothers are very clingy to their sons.
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In fact, the leading cause of death among
Colombian woman is when their sons get married.
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But I'm not like that.
I just want my Manny to be happy.
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Manny, why don't you give
your friend Kelly an empanada?
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Oh, no, thank you.
I try to stay away from trans fats.
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I'm sure one won't make a difference.
They're Manny's favorite.
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I think I'm going to stop
eating trans fats too.
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Hey, Mom, when was this from?
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Oh, that's the year your dad
and I went to the Rose Bowl.
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Incredible game.
- Yeah.
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Mom, you look really pretty.
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- Thank you, sweetheart.
- So what happened?
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Well, Lukey, everyone gets older.
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Just 'cause parts of your mom aren't
what they used to be, it doesn't mean...
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I mean, what happened in the game?
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We got our butts kicked by Penn State.
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The parade was awesome though.
Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal.
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Good time, she wrote.
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Okay. Guys, let's get back to it.
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No one's gonna buy this heap
looking this way.
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Ew. Mom, which one is the garbage can?
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Um, it...
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Honey, you can't throw that away.
It's Blankety.
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- It's disgusting.
- No, sweetie.
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You loved Blankety.
You wouldn't go anywhere without him.
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Yeah, until Luke threw up on it.
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Yeah. I used to throw up all the time.
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- Remember Buckety?
Oh!
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- Oh, look at this.
- What is that?
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We went to the beach one day...
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and Luke had such a good time...
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that he wanted to bring home a jar of
sunshine so he could always remember.
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- Do you remember, sweetie?
- Oh, no, no, don't... don't open it.
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You really think you
trapped sunshine in there?
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I'm just letting you know now, I'm not
taking care of him when you guys die.
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- Stop. It's sweet.
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- It still feels hot.
- Mmm.
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Hey, it's that guy who came by earlier
who was really interested.
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What was his name? Shoot.
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Well, you can't be in sales
and not remember people's names.
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That's why I like to use what
they call "menimonic" devices...
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or little tricks to help you remember.
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Um, like the other day,
I met this guy named Carl.
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Now I might forget that name, but
he was wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt.
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What's a band like
the Grateful Dead? Phish.
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Where do fish live? The ocean.
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What else lives in the ocean?
Coral. Hello, Carl.
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I think it's "mnemonic."
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- I... I think I'd remember.
- Okay.
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- You can do it, Dad.
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Okay. He looked like
the drummer from Foreigner.
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A foreigner's from France.
France rhymes with ants. Ants ruin a picnic.
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- What's up, Nick?
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Really? Really? Well, that's great.
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Yeah, no, swing by anytime.
We're here all day.
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- Thanks.
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Guess what?
You said I couldn't sell this?
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Well, you're gonna be eating humble pie
stuffed with crow...
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and a big side of sorry,
'cause I just did.
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In your face,
girl with the negative tattoo.
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- Honey, wait.
No.
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Whoa. Someone doesn't like to lose.
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Honey. Honey.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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When I woke up this morning,
I hated that car.
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And even thinking about it made me mad.
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But then when we were going through it...
Blankety, all that stuff...
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I just... The thought of that whole part
of our life driving away...
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We can keep Blankety.
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No. Look at them.
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Come on, a minute ago, they were babies.
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And now they're driving,
and soon we'll all be dead.
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Whoa. You're leaving out
a few great minutes there.
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Retirement, old age...
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cool chair that goes up the stairs.
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Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm being ridiculous.
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Don't apologize.
I love you when you're human.
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Listen. Hey, listen.
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We don't have to sell the car.
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Oh, sweetie, of course we do.
It doesn't make any sense to keep it.
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Well, what can I do
to make you feel better?
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Nothing.
Unless you can build me a time machine.
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Honey, until someone can figure out how to keep
a wormhole from collapsing in on itself...
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- that's just a pipe dream.
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Phil. Come on back, Phil.
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Well, I found the...
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- I found the nail gun.
- Oh, yay.
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Weirdest thing. It was
wrapped in an old towel...
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stuffed in a box
on the top shelf of the closet.
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- Well, just set it down on the counter.
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- Heads up!
- Oh, Dad, what are you doing here?
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I'm, uh, just, uh, returning that
Crock-Pot that Gloria borrowed.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot
you had that Crock-Pot, Jay.
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Well, we're just getting ready
to build Lily a princess castle if you...
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- Wanna help? Yeah, sure.
- Oh, well, if it's okay with you, Mitchell.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, no, Dad.
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Oh, remember how much fun we had
when we built that bookshelf together?
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That was my Vietnam.
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And I was in Vietnam.
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Oh! Look at us.
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Three construction dudes.
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Dad, I'm gonna get you
some workman gloves.
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I have, uh, blue and camel.
What's your preference?
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Surprise me.
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Wouldn't it be easier if we had all
of our stuff in the same notebook?
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- You think?
- I mean, we're always going back and forth.
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I'll just put my things in your notebook.
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Who wants chocolate milk?
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Sure, Mom.
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- So how is it going?
Great!
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Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
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This is sudden.
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It just felt right.
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Oh, you know what you should do?
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Put a pinch of salt in the chocolate milk.
It really brings out the flavor.
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- Salt is for the popcorn.
- That sounds good.
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You wouldn't like it.
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Maybe we should let Manny decide.
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Okay. Here's the salt.
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We'll see what he likes.
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Wow! That's really good.
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Try it, Mom.
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I don't care for it.
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It was delicious.
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I finally got Lily down for a nap.
Where is Mitchell?
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- He's not supposed to be unsupervised.
- Don't worry.
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- I got him in the garage, putting flags on the spires.
- Okay, perfect.
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It works better that way. Nobody gets hurt,
we don't have to put flags on the spires.
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Yeah.
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All right, let's get this roof on.
It's supposed to snap right into place.
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Hey, whatcha got going on
over there, Jigsaw?
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I thought that I would get started on the
drawbridge while you guys worked on the roof.
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- You all done with the flags?
- Yeah. It took me like 15 minutes.
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It was a lot easier
than you made it out to be.
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Do something, Jay.
- Uh, Mitch!
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Yeah.
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- How about you make us some sandwiches?
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No, we're in the middle of this.
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I think Jay's saying
why don't you go sort some bolts?
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- No, I sorted the bolts.
- All of them?
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There were six.
What-What's going on with you two?
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Are you... Are you trying to get rid of me?
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- Uh, Mitch...
- Shh!
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Oh, my God, you are.
You're, like, in cahoots.
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Mitchell, I get scared.
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When you're around tools,
honey, it's dangerous.
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For me, for you, for our roses.
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Works better this way, kid.
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I mean, castle goes right up,
nobody gets sliced in half.
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- Do you know how insulting this is? I was...
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- I was an intern at the Songbird Summer Playhouse.
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Do you think that the town of Brigadoon
just magically appeared?
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Well, in the play, it did. But the set...
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the set was built with these two hands.
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Mitchell. Mitchell...
- The von Trapp mansion. Evita's balcony. Okay. Okay.
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- Oh, where are you going?
- I'm going on a walk.
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Oh, yeah, I can still
do that by myself. Watch.
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Oh, I hope I don't get hurt.
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Oh, God. Who put that doorjamb there?
I didn't see it.
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I ran right into it.
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Oh, no, I tripped. Walking is so hard.
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- That one didn't look like it was on purpose.
- It was!
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Just a few more steps.
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Oh, sorry. Step. Step.
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- Phil!
- Sorry. Sorry. It's gonna be worth it.
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No, it's not.
- Don't listen to her.
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- And...
- Ow, ow, ow!
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- All right, don't struggle.
- Oh!
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Stop struggling.
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Ta-da!
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Great, it's our car.
- Not a car. Kids.
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Time... What?
242
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Tonight, Claire Dunphy,
we are turning back the clock...
243
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to a simpler time when families
piled into their station wagons...
244
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picked up some burgers
and went on a picnic up to Granger Point.
245
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Honey, we don't have to do this.
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- Listen to her.
- No. It's gonna be great.
247
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I talked to, uh...
France, ants, picnic... Nick...
248
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and he's not picking up
the car till tomorrow.
249
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We have one more night of family fun.
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- What's gonna be fun about it?
- Listen to him.
251
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- Only everything.
- Only nothing.
252
00:12:27.206 --> 00:12:30.325
Okay, kids, you know what?
Your father is trying to do something nice.
253
00:12:30.417 --> 00:12:34.497
So I would appreciate if you would stop
your whining and just get in the car.
254
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Still does it!
Oh, my! Come on, get it, get in.
255
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256
00:12:42.721 --> 00:12:45.592
I'm just sayin' the kid's
gotta learn to let things go.
257
00:12:45.682 --> 00:12:47.390
Well, this is a touchy
subject for Mitchell.
258
00:12:47.476 --> 00:12:49.931
He wants to feel like a regular Joe,
like you and I.
259
00:12:50.020 --> 00:12:53.354
Oh, pardonnez-moi! I prefer the
champagne Dijon to the standard yellow.
260
00:12:54.650 --> 00:12:57.401
You know, there are a few
areas that define us as men...
261
00:12:57.486 --> 00:12:59.941
like sports and construction.
262
00:13:00.030 --> 00:13:02.865
Mitchell just wants to feel
like he's part of the man club.
263
00:13:02.950 --> 00:13:04.823
Isn't that where you guys met?
264
00:13:04.910 --> 00:13:08.077
I know you're making a joke because
you're uncomfortable, so I'll let it slide.
265
00:13:08.163 --> 00:13:10.452
- And we met at an orgy.
- Ohh!
266
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Come on.
267
00:13:12.626 --> 00:13:14.417
I just think it's crazy, that's all.
268
00:13:14.503 --> 00:13:16.163
So what if he can't swing a hammer?
269
00:13:16.255 --> 00:13:20.584
Look at all he has done: law school,
great career, providing for his family.
270
00:13:20.676 --> 00:13:24.175
- That's manly too, isn't it? I mean, the classical sense.
- Well, yes.
271
00:13:24.263 --> 00:13:28.723
I mean, I think it also takes a big man to quit
his career as a music teacher and raise a child.
272
00:13:28.809 --> 00:13:31.347
You're a man too, Cam.
273
00:13:31.436 --> 00:13:32.931
Thank you, Jay.
274
00:13:33.021 --> 00:13:36.889
Wait! Garnish. We're men, not cavemen.
275
00:13:36.984 --> 00:13:40.068
My great-great-grandfather
helped build the Brooklyn Bridge.
276
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I heard that until the day he died,
every time he passed it...
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he was filled with such pride.
278
00:13:45.868 --> 00:13:49.782
He'd say, "There's a little bit
of me in that bridge."
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I know that I'm not the handiest
guy, but I'm still a man.
280
00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:56.203
And I want to be able to look out
into my yard and say...
281
00:13:57.713 --> 00:14:00.085
"There's a little bit of me
in that princess castle."
282
00:14:07.139 --> 00:14:11.350
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no.
283
00:14:11.435 --> 00:14:12.929
Oh... Oh, no.
284
00:14:13.020 --> 00:14:16.056
Hey, Mom, Kelly's parents
are on their way.
285
00:14:16.148 --> 00:14:19.065
She invited me to go out to dinner
and a movie with them.
286
00:14:19.151 --> 00:14:20.645
Is that okay?
287
00:14:20.736 --> 00:14:24.603
Oh, but I thought that you and I were
going to the movies tonight.
288
00:14:24.698 --> 00:14:26.821
You know, to see that one
with Shia LaBeouf.
289
00:14:26.909 --> 00:14:29.482
Well, maybe we can go
to the movie another night.
290
00:14:29.578 --> 00:14:31.452
291
00:14:31.538 --> 00:14:35.038
- Wh-What's wrong?
- No, nothing. Just my heart.
292
00:14:36.210 --> 00:14:38.001
Okay, sue me.
293
00:14:38.086 --> 00:14:39.830
I am a Colombian mother.
294
00:14:39.922 --> 00:14:44.382
I'm not gonna let him make a mistake that is
gonna affect him for the rest of my life.
295
00:14:45.219 --> 00:14:47.460
His life.
296
00:14:47.554 --> 00:14:51.634
Manny, I think we should
talk about this Kelly girl.
297
00:14:51.725 --> 00:14:55.853
Isn't she great?
I think she really likes me.
298
00:14:57.940 --> 00:15:02.020
Why wouldn't she like you, baby?
Of course. Go. Have fun.
299
00:15:02.110 --> 00:15:04.436
I'm gonna wear
my burgundy dinner jacket.
300
00:15:06.031 --> 00:15:08.024
Of course you are.
301
00:15:08.116 --> 00:15:11.984
But I say we apologize and just finish
the castle together like he wanted.
302
00:15:12.079 --> 00:15:13.787
- Did you hide the nail gun?
- Absolutely.
303
00:15:13.872 --> 00:15:15.829
- 'Cause, I mean, you said that before.
- No, I...
304
00:15:16.875 --> 00:15:18.749
Oh, my gosh. It's finished.
305
00:15:19.878 --> 00:15:21.372
What the hell? Mitchell did that?
306
00:15:21.463 --> 00:15:24.630
Yes. Yes. Mitchell did it.
Who's the bitch now, bitches?
307
00:15:24.716 --> 00:15:26.839
- Honey, it looks beautiful.
- Well, yeah...
308
00:15:26.927 --> 00:15:29.003
because when you two were inside
enjoying a little tea party...
309
00:15:29.096 --> 00:15:31.219
I was out here...
out here getting stuff done.
310
00:15:31.306 --> 00:15:34.510
I'm sorry.
We shouldn't have underestimated you.
311
00:15:34.601 --> 00:15:36.973
- You know he's stuck in there, right?
- Oh, yeah.
312
00:15:37.062 --> 00:15:42.020
Uh, hey, kid, Cam and I are gonna crack
a couple cold ones. You wanna join us?
313
00:15:42.109 --> 00:15:45.229
No, no, you know what? I'm just gonna
stay here and get some stuff done.
314
00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:47.527
But you two ladies enjoy your light beers.
315
00:15:47.614 --> 00:15:50.236
- How you know we're having light beers?
- We only have light beers.
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00:15:50.325 --> 00:15:53.030
So, well, listen. Here is a hammer...
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00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:55.077
- I don't need it.
- And this is a screwdriver...
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- and you just come on in whenever you want to.
- I'm not gonna use it.
319
00:15:58.709 --> 00:16:00.286
I'll be in... Yeah.
320
00:16:02.171 --> 00:16:03.830
You sure we shouldn't
get him out of there?
321
00:16:03.922 --> 00:16:07.422
No, he would never forgive us.
He's a very proud man, your son.
322
00:16:07.509 --> 00:16:10.629
Bird! Bird! Bird!
323
00:16:10.721 --> 00:16:12.381
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
324
00:16:12.472 --> 00:16:16.387
- Yeah, I'm pretty proud myself right now.
325
00:16:16.476 --> 00:16:19.264
Oh, my God!
Calm down.
326
00:16:24.401 --> 00:16:26.939
Luke, honey, slow down.
No one's gonna take your food away.
327
00:16:27.029 --> 00:16:31.073
Wow, this place has really changed.
Time marches on, huh?
328
00:16:31.158 --> 00:16:34.159
See that Starbucks down there?
You know what that used to be?
329
00:16:34.244 --> 00:16:36.782
- An orange grove?
- No, a Burger King.
330
00:16:36.872 --> 00:16:39.826
You can still see
some of the architecture.
331
00:16:39.917 --> 00:16:44.164
Thank you for this.
I really do feel better already.
332
00:16:44.254 --> 00:16:47.457
- You can go home again, Claire.
- Oh, sweetie.
333
00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:50.253
My stomach hurts.
334
00:16:50.344 --> 00:16:52.253
Luke, honey, I told you
not to eat so fast.
335
00:16:52.346 --> 00:16:53.970
Just sit back, relax,
you're gonna be fine.
336
00:16:54.056 --> 00:16:55.716
- Ew! A spider!
Haley!
337
00:16:55.807 --> 00:16:57.800
Haley, honey, you're standing
on the back of Daddy's seat belt.
338
00:16:57.893 --> 00:17:00.135
Oh, soft cheeses, I can breathe again.
339
00:17:00.229 --> 00:17:02.554
- Wait, where'd the spider go?
- I really need some air.
340
00:17:02.648 --> 00:17:04.771
Okay, Alex, lower your window.
341
00:17:04.858 --> 00:17:06.934
- I can't. It's stuck.
- I forgot about that.
342
00:17:07.027 --> 00:17:09.103
- Don't you throw up on me.
- Don't point him at me!
343
00:17:09.196 --> 00:17:11.983
Here, I'll turn on the... Haley! Oh!
344
00:17:12.074 --> 00:17:13.568
345
00:17:13.659 --> 00:17:15.984
Oh! Oh, honey, I think that's the heat.
346
00:17:16.078 --> 00:17:18.485
- Dust in my mouth.
- It's happening!
347
00:17:18.580 --> 00:17:20.074
- Okay, grab a bag.
348
00:17:20.165 --> 00:17:21.659
349
00:17:21.750 --> 00:17:24.241
- Oh, God! This smells like onions.
- My seat belt's stuck!
350
00:17:24.336 --> 00:17:26.578
I'll help you. Oh, my God!
351
00:17:26.672 --> 00:17:28.545
- Spider!
- Sorry.
352
00:17:28.632 --> 00:17:29.877
Haley!
353
00:17:29.967 --> 00:17:31.461
Oh, God! He's gonna blow, Mom!
354
00:17:31.552 --> 00:17:34.339
- I need Buckety!
- Okay, everybody get out of the car!
355
00:17:34.429 --> 00:17:36.505
- Our doors don't open!
- We got ya.
356
00:17:36.598 --> 00:17:39.350
- Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
- Get out. Get out.
357
00:17:39.434 --> 00:17:42.638
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast,
Dunphys. Nice and easy.
358
00:17:42.729 --> 00:17:43.678
- Ow!
359
00:17:43.772 --> 00:17:45.350
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
360
00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:46.899
Don't look at him!
361
00:17:46.984 --> 00:17:48.478
- He's just gonna make you feel sick.
362
00:17:48.569 --> 00:17:50.193
Oh, I looked! I looked!
Oh, God.
363
00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:51.903
Guys, the car!
364
00:17:51.989 --> 00:17:53.862
- Oh!
- I got it!
365
00:17:53.949 --> 00:17:55.692
No! Oh, no!
366
00:17:55.784 --> 00:17:57.693
Oh, no!
367
00:17:57.786 --> 00:17:59.364
What's the plan, Phil?
368
00:17:59.454 --> 00:18:02.159
- At least I'm trying to do something.
- Dad, get off!
369
00:18:02.249 --> 00:18:05.285
Come on, Phil, let it go!
Let it go! Honey, let it go!
370
00:18:05.377 --> 00:18:07.370
Honey, stop.
371
00:18:14.136 --> 00:18:17.172
- Oh, no! That's not...
372
00:18:17.264 --> 00:18:20.135
- It's all right.
- I'm just...
373
00:18:20.225 --> 00:18:24.140
I'm just being realistic, but we're gonna
need to lower the asking price.
374
00:18:35.991 --> 00:18:37.402
375
00:18:37.492 --> 00:18:39.569
Hi, papi. You're here so soon.
376
00:18:39.661 --> 00:18:44.572
- Yeah. I decided to skip the movie.
- Are you okay?
377
00:18:44.666 --> 00:18:47.786
Yeah. Kelly didn't like my jacket.
378
00:18:47.878 --> 00:18:49.586
Plus, she ordered for me.
379
00:18:49.671 --> 00:18:52.708
Mmm. Did she let you
hear the specials at least?
380
00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:56.050
No. I don't wanna be with someone
who doesn't get me.
381
00:18:57.346 --> 00:18:59.006
Do we have any trans fats left?
382
00:18:59.097 --> 00:19:01.767
Of course.
383
00:19:01.850 --> 00:19:05.136
Besides, I think there's a girl
I'd rather spend time with.
384
00:19:05.229 --> 00:19:09.855
Oh, that's so sweet.
I'm the luckiest mother in the world.
385
00:19:09.942 --> 00:19:13.939
- Hey, this is Manny. Is Alicia there?
- Who's Alicia?
386
00:19:14.029 --> 00:19:15.737
She's a girl in my history class.
387
00:19:15.822 --> 00:19:18.111
We like to play Six Degrees
of Sir Francis Bacon.
388
00:19:19.368 --> 00:19:22.404
You just tossed a woman aside
then immediately you go to the next one?
389
00:19:22.496 --> 00:19:24.370
- No, I just...
- "I j-j-j-just," what?
390
00:19:24.456 --> 00:19:27.327
This is not the way you treat woman!
Men are all the same!
391
00:19:27.417 --> 00:19:30.169
- They break woman's hearts and they don't care!
392
00:19:30.254 --> 00:19:31.796
- Men are all animals!
393
00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:34.418
- Hey, honey.
- Animal!
394
00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:41.632
The art of the sale is all about
what you leave out.
395
00:19:41.723 --> 00:19:44.641
"'83 classic wagon"...
396
00:19:44.726 --> 00:19:47.052
Tough to find parts.
397
00:19:47.145 --> 00:19:50.396
"They don't make 'em like this anymore"...
398
00:19:50.482 --> 00:19:52.771
For legal reasons.
399
00:19:54.361 --> 00:19:58.940
"Enjoyed for many years
by one happy family"...
400
00:19:59.032 --> 00:20:00.657
401
00:20:00.742 --> 00:20:04.657
Of raccoons.
402
00:20:04.746 --> 00:20:06.869
I'm kidding. Actually...
403
00:20:08.166 --> 00:20:10.658
Actually, it did make us
happy for a long time.
404
00:20:10.752 --> 00:20:12.377
It's gonna be tough to say good-bye.
405
00:20:12.462 --> 00:20:15.962
It always is. Nobody loves change.
406
00:20:16.049 --> 00:20:18.089
But...
407
00:20:18.177 --> 00:20:21.795
part of life is learning
to let things go.
408
00:20:23.557 --> 00:20:25.135
409
00:20:25.225 --> 00:20:27.716
I totally thought I was gonna puke on you.
410
00:20:27.811 --> 00:20:29.436
I would have killed you if you did.
411
00:20:29.521 --> 00:20:32.522
- Like you killed that spider?
- Oh, you didn't see it. It was huge.
412
00:20:32.608 --> 00:20:34.066
413
00:20:34.151 --> 00:20:37.602
Remember the look on Mom's face
when her seat fell down?
414
00:20:37.696 --> 00:20:41.112
- How about when Dad jumped on the hood of the car?
415
00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:43.773
"What's the plan, Phil?"
416
00:20:43.869 --> 00:20:47.867
417
00:20:59.801 --> 00:20:59.885
Mitch?
418
00:20:59.885 --> 00:21:01.878
Mitch?
419
00:21:01.970 --> 00:21:03.346
Lily?
420
00:21:03.430 --> 00:21:05.387
Hey, we're in here.
- Oh.
421
00:21:05.474 --> 00:21:08.475
- Princess is in her castle.
- Hi.
422
00:21:08.560 --> 00:21:10.387
How long have you guys been out here?
423
00:21:10.479 --> 00:21:12.388
Oh, Cam, she can't get enough.
424
00:21:12.481 --> 00:21:14.520
We've been in here for like two hours.
425
00:21:14.608 --> 00:21:16.019
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
426
00:21:16.109 --> 00:21:18.945
- And we did this for her.
- Mmm.
427
00:21:19.029 --> 00:21:22.363
- Need me to get you out of there?
- This thing is not safe, Cam.
428
00:21:22.449 --> 00:21:24.738
- Move to the back of the castle.
- Yeah. No. I know the drill.
429
00:21:24.826 --> 00:21:29.073
Don't carry me out this time. I think it
sends the wrong message to Lily.
430
00:21:29.164 --> 00:21:32.035
Well, the neighbors enjoy it.
431
00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:37.870
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