1 00:00:01,844 --> 00:00:03,078 Did you see it? visit tvshowslatest.blogspot.com to download all episodes of Modern Family 2 00:00:03,112 --> 00:00:03,814 Does she know? 3 00:00:04,420 --> 00:00:06,988 This is the last thing she needs today. 4 00:00:07,022 --> 00:00:08,490 No! 5 00:00:08,524 --> 00:00:09,659 Busy day at the Dunphy compound. 6 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:11,356 We have a wedding tonight, and this afternoon, 7 00:00:11,357 --> 00:00:14,008 Claire is debating Duane Bailey in the race for town council. 8 00:00:14,253 --> 00:00:17,016 And now the "weekly saver" says 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,262 that some voters find Claire-- quote-- 10 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:21,532 "angry and unlikable." 11 00:00:21,984 --> 00:00:25,484 To those voters, I say, "wait till she sees this." 12 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:27,903 No one can mention it to her. 13 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:30,151 We can't have some unscientific poll 14 00:00:30,152 --> 00:00:31,798 shaking Claire's confidence. 15 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:32,681 Phil... 16 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:35,295 - What poll? -Too late. She knows. 17 00:00:35,593 --> 00:00:36,661 Who told her? 18 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:37,971 What is this, a witch hunt? 19 00:00:38,263 --> 00:00:39,280 Oh, my God. 20 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,346 I have to go. 21 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:44,185 Well, I just don't think it's a big deal. 22 00:00:44,186 --> 00:00:46,110 I mean, how many people read the "weekly..." 23 00:00:46,111 --> 00:00:48,143 - "Saver"? - "Saver," anyway? 24 00:00:48,144 --> 00:00:50,422 22,000... ish. 25 00:00:51,347 --> 00:00:52,848 My company adver-- 26 00:00:52,882 --> 00:00:55,828 used to advertise with that newspaper. 27 00:00:56,094 --> 00:00:58,313 And how am I angry and unlikable? 28 00:00:58,314 --> 00:00:59,379 Can I take this one? 29 00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:00,241 I wouldn't. 30 00:01:00,382 --> 00:01:01,515 You seem angry now. 31 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:03,150 I am angry, at that poll. 32 00:01:03,185 --> 00:01:05,550 I think it's the yelling. I would tone down the yelling. 33 00:01:05,551 --> 00:01:07,590 Honey, I don't yell for no reason. 34 00:01:07,591 --> 00:01:10,090 You yelled at my teacher for calling me "special." 35 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,125 Honey, that was not a compliment. 36 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,229 - Sweetheart, you're not unlikable. - Thank you. 37 00:01:15,264 --> 00:01:16,791 - You just seem unlikable. - Ohh. 38 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:18,809 But if we work on it, it's totally fixable. 39 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:21,102 How? How, Phil? How are we gonna "work on it"? 40 00:01:21,136 --> 00:01:23,511 - First of all, lose the snippy attitude. - Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:23,512 --> 00:01:25,292 And I don't know-- maybe we could have a mock debate. 42 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,289 Oh. Good idea. 43 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:28,241 That way, mom can rehearse her views on the issues. 44 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:29,404 Yeah, and we can point out all the little things 45 00:01:29,405 --> 00:01:31,069 she does that turn people off. 46 00:01:31,639 --> 00:01:33,707 Like that look. I would lose that look. 47 00:01:36,751 --> 00:01:38,523 Spooky, but better. 48 00:01:47,689 --> 00:01:50,689 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg visit tvshowslatest.blogspot.com to download all episodes of Modern Family 49 00:01:51,266 --> 00:01:53,131 All right. Thank you very much. 50 00:01:53,474 --> 00:01:55,863 Hey, Lily! Come here, honey! 51 00:01:56,112 --> 00:01:58,614 Hi! Do you know what this is? 52 00:01:58,615 --> 00:01:59,604 A box. 53 00:01:59,605 --> 00:02:01,873 - Containing? - She doesn't know "containing." 54 00:02:01,907 --> 00:02:02,907 Well, that's how she learns new words, 55 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:04,075 by us using them. 56 00:02:04,109 --> 00:02:05,679 Or, that's how we lower her self-esteem, 57 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,047 by bombarding her with confusing vocabulary. 58 00:02:08,048 --> 00:02:10,116 What's the box containing? 59 00:02:10,117 --> 00:02:11,026 Told you. 60 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:12,485 Okay. It's your dress. 61 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:13,853 It's finally here! 62 00:02:13,888 --> 00:02:15,054 Aah! 63 00:02:15,088 --> 00:02:16,624 It's every little girl's dream 64 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,386 to be a flower girl in a wedding. 65 00:02:18,525 --> 00:02:19,962 It's Lily's chance to shine. 66 00:02:19,963 --> 00:02:21,543 I was a 3-time ring bearer. 67 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,322 It's Lily's chance to shine. 68 00:02:26,366 --> 00:02:27,906 Oh! 69 00:02:27,907 --> 00:02:29,022 Pretty! 70 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,220 Oh, no, Cam-- 71 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:32,381 Cam, she's gonna look like little bo peep. 72 00:02:32,382 --> 00:02:34,038 Or little bo cheap. 73 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:36,120 Look at this fabric. It's already pilling. 74 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:37,508 You mean "turned on?" 75 00:02:37,509 --> 00:02:39,555 You mean turned on? 76 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:42,491 No, it does not--Cam! Oh! 77 00:02:42,525 --> 00:02:43,183 I love it! 78 00:02:43,184 --> 00:02:44,450 No, you don't. 79 00:02:44,484 --> 00:02:46,536 Oh, my gosh. Are we really gonna let her wear this? 80 00:02:46,537 --> 00:02:48,705 You know what? If the bride wants to have a tacky wedding, 81 00:02:48,706 --> 00:02:49,912 she can have a tacky wedding. 82 00:02:49,913 --> 00:02:51,497 - Lily will be the bright spot. - Literally. 83 00:02:51,498 --> 00:02:52,999 Heard it as soon as I said it. 84 00:02:54,188 --> 00:02:55,915 Stella! 85 00:02:57,206 --> 00:02:59,184 Where's my good girl? 86 00:03:01,225 --> 00:03:02,654 Gloria, is Stella up there? 87 00:03:02,799 --> 00:03:05,432 No. But I am. 88 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:08,135 Why don't you say "hello" to your wife when you come home? 89 00:03:08,136 --> 00:03:10,672 Well, why don't you greet me at the door, wagging your tail? 90 00:03:10,706 --> 00:03:13,018 Stella, honey! Where are you? 91 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:14,943 Stella! 92 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,444 My baby! 93 00:03:18,327 --> 00:03:21,042 Stella, I'm coming! I'm coming! 94 00:03:26,217 --> 00:03:28,488 You okay? You okay? 95 00:03:29,069 --> 00:03:31,020 Why are you swimming in your clothes? 96 00:03:31,021 --> 00:03:33,076 Because I'm self-conscious about my body. 97 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,480 Stella fell in the pool. 98 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,149 It's my fault. I let her out, 99 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,567 and then I got caught up in my couponing. 100 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,353 Any coupons for swim lessons? 101 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,954 'Cause Stella needs some. 102 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,890 Seriously? Manny you teach to swim 103 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:44,990 by throwing him in the pool, 104 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,660 but the dog gets swimming lessons? 105 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:50,129 I gotta say, it was unpleasant but effective. 106 00:03:50,131 --> 00:03:51,631 We have to teach Stella how to swim. 107 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,799 Otherwise, she could drown. 108 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,001 Why don't you teach her not to jump in the pool? 109 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,929 She didn't jump in the pool. She fell in the pool. 110 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,953 Why, suddenly, would she jump in the pool 111 00:03:58,954 --> 00:04:00,078 when she doesn't know how to swim? 112 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:02,134 Why does she bark at the vacuum? 113 00:04:02,135 --> 00:04:05,082 It's a thing. It is never going to play with you. 114 00:04:05,272 --> 00:04:07,226 Are you saying that Stella is stupid? 115 00:04:07,441 --> 00:04:08,908 Are you covering her ears? 116 00:04:08,942 --> 00:04:10,409 Let's have a little compassion. 117 00:04:10,444 --> 00:04:13,639 She's probably still traumatized from her near-death experience. 118 00:04:14,194 --> 00:04:15,748 Again? What's happening?! 119 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:18,217 Ay, no! 120 00:04:18,251 --> 00:04:20,553 Welcome, candidates. Mrs. Dunphy... 121 00:04:20,555 --> 00:04:21,920 Thank you for having me. 122 00:04:21,955 --> 00:04:22,889 And councilman Bailey. 123 00:04:22,990 --> 00:04:24,156 Gosh, thank you so much, Alex. 124 00:04:24,191 --> 00:04:25,601 I'm deeply honored to be here, 125 00:04:25,602 --> 00:04:28,157 and I remain, as ever, a humble servant 126 00:04:28,158 --> 00:04:29,888 to the greatest little town 127 00:04:29,889 --> 00:04:31,457 in the greatest darn-- 128 00:04:31,491 --> 00:04:32,965 eye-rolling. 129 00:04:33,308 --> 00:04:34,390 Playful eye rolling. 130 00:04:34,616 --> 00:04:36,703 How do we, as voters, know it's playful? 131 00:04:36,704 --> 00:04:37,746 I would avoid it. 132 00:04:37,747 --> 00:04:39,425 Okay. No eye rolling. 133 00:04:40,423 --> 00:04:41,624 And don't purse your lips like that. 134 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:42,959 - It makes you look annoyed. - Mm-hmm. 135 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:45,627 And don't touch your face. 136 00:04:45,628 --> 00:04:47,697 Yeah, no face touching. Seems nervous. 137 00:04:47,698 --> 00:04:49,677 Some of this is subjective. 138 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:52,168 - What? What now? - Anger. 139 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,969 It looks like you're scolding us. 140 00:04:54,463 --> 00:04:56,071 I will keep my hands at my sides. 141 00:04:56,106 --> 00:04:57,440 Not on your hips. You're not superman. 142 00:04:58,475 --> 00:04:59,375 Can we get started? 143 00:04:59,409 --> 00:05:00,509 We haven't started? 144 00:05:00,544 --> 00:05:01,877 I've prepared some questions. 145 00:05:01,912 --> 00:05:03,246 Oh, goody! Actual questions. 146 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,246 Honk. Sarcasm. 147 00:05:04,248 --> 00:05:05,915 Just go. 148 00:05:05,949 --> 00:05:07,149 Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, 149 00:05:07,184 --> 00:05:09,719 why are you running for local office? 150 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:11,120 Okay, that's, um, that's good. 151 00:05:11,155 --> 00:05:13,789 I... um, I-- 152 00:05:13,824 --> 00:05:15,091 Mom, you really shouldn't stutter 153 00:05:15,093 --> 00:05:16,492 over a basic question like that. 154 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:18,623 You should at least know why you're running. 155 00:05:18,624 --> 00:05:20,772 I thought the moderator was supposed to be objective. 156 00:05:20,773 --> 00:05:22,039 Not if she's the only one in the room 157 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:23,955 who has actual debate experience. 158 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:25,438 Now why are you running? 159 00:05:25,871 --> 00:05:27,726 I saw the need for a stop sign in-- 160 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,469 Liar! 161 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:29,249 Phil! 162 00:05:29,314 --> 00:05:31,697 I-I just think you should be ready for anything. 163 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:33,977 I saw the need for a s-- 164 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:34,945 What? 165 00:05:34,979 --> 00:05:36,914 Sorry. Accidental buzz. 166 00:05:36,948 --> 00:05:38,648 I saw the need for a stop sign in my neighborhood, 167 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:40,503 and although I collected the necessary signatures 168 00:05:40,504 --> 00:05:42,820 and did the paperwork, I found local government 169 00:05:42,854 --> 00:05:44,119 to be entirely unhelpful-- 170 00:05:44,522 --> 00:05:46,323 - when-- what? - Too long. I'm bored. 171 00:05:46,357 --> 00:05:48,814 Yeah, next question. I feel like I'm in school. 172 00:05:50,027 --> 00:05:52,207 Some say the political system is bogged down 173 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,082 by ideological hard-liners 174 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,888 - unwilling to compromise. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 175 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,740 How would you respond to that, councilman Bailey? 176 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:02,097 I would like to use my lifeline. 177 00:06:03,012 --> 00:06:04,149 I'll take this. 178 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:06,956 If elected, I would consider all perspectives, 179 00:06:06,957 --> 00:06:10,347 and I would not ignore opposing viewpoints. 180 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:12,518 Helicopter. Just keep going. 181 00:06:12,552 --> 00:06:14,553 I would consider all perspectives, 182 00:06:14,555 --> 00:06:16,357 - and I wouldn't ignore opposing-- - You suck! 183 00:06:16,358 --> 00:06:17,109 Luke! 184 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,490 You have to be ready for hecklers. 185 00:06:18,524 --> 00:06:20,025 He's right. 186 00:06:20,059 --> 00:06:22,243 Okay. I'm doing over. No buzzing. 187 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:23,870 If elected, I-- 188 00:06:24,921 --> 00:06:26,589 - What? - Too close to the mic. 189 00:06:26,624 --> 00:06:28,190 Phil, it's a hairbrush. 190 00:06:28,192 --> 00:06:29,359 Okay. 191 00:06:30,961 --> 00:06:34,330 If elected, I would consider all opinions 192 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:36,432 and not ignore those of the opposition, 193 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,101 as councilman Bailey has done for six terms. 194 00:06:40,204 --> 00:06:41,871 What? That was a great answer. 195 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:43,072 Well, I couldn't hear it 196 00:06:43,106 --> 00:06:45,911 because you were showing me the bad side of your face. 197 00:06:45,912 --> 00:06:47,221 I have a bad side? 198 00:06:47,222 --> 00:06:48,924 - Yeah, the left. - No. It's the right. 199 00:06:49,012 --> 00:06:51,013 Uh, dad, it's totally the left. I mean, look at it. 200 00:06:51,047 --> 00:06:52,915 Sweetheart, why do you think I chose my side of the bed? 201 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:54,186 Okay! Okay. Thank you. 202 00:06:54,549 --> 00:06:56,590 Thank you, family. This has been super-duper helpful. 203 00:06:57,224 --> 00:06:59,349 Hands, lips, sarcasm, eye-rolling, 204 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:00,364 wrong side of the face. 205 00:07:00,365 --> 00:07:02,064 - Mm. - Oh, yeah. Now I see it. 206 00:07:02,909 --> 00:07:03,741 Yep. 207 00:07:06,574 --> 00:07:07,755 She's ready. 208 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:11,073 And it's this, 209 00:07:11,074 --> 00:07:12,770 and it's this. 210 00:07:13,047 --> 00:07:14,948 Not this, 211 00:07:14,982 --> 00:07:16,715 but this. 212 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,117 - Okay. Okay, that's good, Cam. - And this. 213 00:07:18,152 --> 00:07:20,453 Save-- let's save some petals for Lily, all right? 214 00:07:20,487 --> 00:07:21,854 Okay. Let's do it over here, sweetheart. 215 00:07:21,888 --> 00:07:22,521 - Right over here. - Okay. 216 00:07:23,123 --> 00:07:24,491 - There you go. - Oh, like you're coming down the aisle! 217 00:07:24,692 --> 00:07:26,926 - Yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 218 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,027 Not too many at once. That's good. 219 00:07:28,395 --> 00:07:29,328 - Okay. - You're doing great, Lil. 220 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:30,697 Oh, she is, isn't she? 221 00:07:30,731 --> 00:07:32,331 Forget the bride. All the eyes are gonna be on her. 222 00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:34,567 Oh... 223 00:07:45,505 --> 00:07:47,244 I cannot believe you laughed! 224 00:07:47,245 --> 00:07:49,783 I am sorry. But you know I have two weaknesses-- 225 00:07:49,784 --> 00:07:52,019 children cursing and old people rapping. 226 00:07:52,021 --> 00:07:53,787 Cam, we have to tell her it's a bad word. 227 00:07:53,822 --> 00:07:55,789 No. That just gives it more power. 228 00:07:55,824 --> 00:07:57,792 The less we make of it, the better. 229 00:07:57,826 --> 00:07:59,393 Let's just pretend like it never happened. 230 00:07:59,427 --> 00:08:00,928 Okay. Yeah, maybe it-- maybe it didn't. 231 00:08:01,096 --> 00:08:02,863 Maybe we-- maybe we misheard. 232 00:08:02,898 --> 00:08:05,199 Yeah. Maybe she said "truck." 233 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,567 Or-- or "duck." 234 00:08:06,601 --> 00:08:09,369 Or "luck." She could have said "yuck." 235 00:08:09,404 --> 00:08:11,138 Daddy, can I have some ice cream? 236 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:13,641 No, honey, if you're hungry, you can have some fruit. 237 00:08:13,675 --> 00:08:16,176 Fruit?. 238 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:19,545 I have two children. 239 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,596 Phil? Phil, is this televised? 240 00:08:29,631 --> 00:08:31,799 I didn't tell you because I didn't want to make you nervous. 241 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:33,534 Great plan. Really good plan. 242 00:08:33,568 --> 00:08:35,034 Throw me for a curveball at the last minute. 243 00:08:35,069 --> 00:08:36,770 Mom, chill. It's just public access. 244 00:08:36,804 --> 00:08:38,538 My debate team's on public access, 245 00:08:38,573 --> 00:08:40,707 and the only people who watch me are you guys. 246 00:08:40,742 --> 00:08:41,909 Yep. All the time. 247 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,508 So maybe nobody will see this? 248 00:08:43,509 --> 00:08:45,303 No. We want people to see this. 249 00:08:45,304 --> 00:08:48,086 - That's how you win elections. That's the whole point. - Mm-hmm. 250 00:08:48,087 --> 00:08:50,696 Then mom should do something so crazy and stupid, 251 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,808 - it goes viral. - Mom, please don't go viral. 252 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,167 Okay. I'll add that to my list of things not to do-- 253 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,703 don't touch my face, don't roll my eyes, 254 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:59,070 don't point my fingers, 255 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,672 and definitely don't go viral. 256 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,454 Do any of you still believe in me? 257 00:09:02,455 --> 00:09:04,449 Of course we do. We're on your side. 258 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:05,949 - The right side. - Mm. 259 00:09:05,951 --> 00:09:07,017 Not the left. 260 00:09:07,019 --> 00:09:08,218 Let's grab a seat. 261 00:09:10,622 --> 00:09:11,789 Right. Left. 262 00:09:11,823 --> 00:09:14,158 - Okay. Mom, just be confident. - Mm-hmm? 263 00:09:14,192 --> 00:09:16,393 Based on what? I just lost a debate in my living room, 264 00:09:16,427 --> 00:09:18,228 and people think I'm unlikable. 265 00:09:18,262 --> 00:09:19,663 That's just the word men use for powerful women 266 00:09:19,698 --> 00:09:21,031 because they feel threatened. 267 00:09:21,065 --> 00:09:24,935 So just forget everything else and be proud and powerful. 268 00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:26,735 How did you get so smart? 269 00:09:26,736 --> 00:09:28,733 I've always assumed adoption or baby switch. 270 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,160 - Mm. - Hey. Hey. No kisses! 271 00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:32,019 Proud and powerful. 272 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,708 - Sorry. - And no apologizing. 273 00:09:33,909 --> 00:09:35,883 Yes! Shut up and get in there! 274 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:37,485 - That's more like it! - Uh-huh! 275 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:38,749 Yeah! 276 00:09:39,688 --> 00:09:40,481 Oh, God. 277 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,124 There she is. 278 00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:45,993 - Go get 'em, Claire. - Thanks. 279 00:09:46,027 --> 00:09:47,127 Don't worry. We're going to cheer for you 280 00:09:47,162 --> 00:09:48,362 no matter what you say. 281 00:09:48,397 --> 00:09:50,931 Oh, good. More support from my loving family. 282 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,733 Honk. Sarcasm. 283 00:09:53,371 --> 00:09:54,672 Why'd you bring Stella? 284 00:09:54,673 --> 00:09:56,791 She keeps getting out and jumping in the pool. 285 00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:59,307 We don't wanna take any chances because she can't swim. 286 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,995 Then why does she keep jumping in the pool? 287 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,429 I've been thinking about it. I got a theory. 288 00:10:02,464 --> 00:10:04,522 She might be suicidal. 289 00:10:04,523 --> 00:10:06,463 What? That's crazy. 290 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,216 There's not such thing as doggy suicide. 291 00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:11,857 Hi. Duane Bailey. 292 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,870 Sorry. I couldn't help but overhear. 293 00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:15,504 In addition to being a public servant, 294 00:10:15,538 --> 00:10:18,273 I'm also an award-winning breeder of puggles. 295 00:10:18,308 --> 00:10:20,443 I've won the puggly. Twice. 296 00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:22,011 And I'm afraid that doggy suicide 297 00:10:22,045 --> 00:10:23,858 is all too real. 298 00:10:23,859 --> 00:10:26,448 It's just the mainstream media doesn't report on it, 299 00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:29,002 'cause it's not as sexy as feline A.I.D.S. 300 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,345 Stella is not suicidal. She's just... estupid. 301 00:10:32,346 --> 00:10:34,285 Well, that might be part of your problem. 302 00:10:34,286 --> 00:10:35,486 She senses you don't like her. 303 00:10:35,654 --> 00:10:36,753 You have no idea. 304 00:10:36,788 --> 00:10:38,421 This one's been against this little angel 305 00:10:38,456 --> 00:10:39,756 from the very beginning. 306 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:40,891 Yeah, well, dogs pick up on that. 307 00:10:41,093 --> 00:10:42,325 You know, they're very sensitive. 308 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,395 I like to call them, um... 309 00:10:44,596 --> 00:10:46,697 Bottomless pits of need. 310 00:10:46,731 --> 00:10:47,931 But not to their face, though. 311 00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:49,066 That would just destroy them. 312 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:50,400 Not you. 313 00:10:50,738 --> 00:10:52,005 So now this is my fault? 314 00:10:52,007 --> 00:10:52,907 I think he knows what he's talking about. 315 00:10:52,941 --> 00:10:54,247 The man won a puggly. 316 00:10:54,248 --> 00:10:56,014 - Two. I won two pugglies. - We're done here. 317 00:10:56,015 --> 00:10:57,845 - In 2000-- - Yeah. 318 00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:01,778 Do you have any idea what station this is on? 319 00:11:01,812 --> 00:11:02,750 Here, I'll look online. 320 00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:04,679 It's a Webcast? That would have been helpful to know 321 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,690 900 channels ago. 322 00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:07,776 No, it's on public access or something. 323 00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:09,379 I wanna watch aunt Claire! 324 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,782 Okay. Well, first, honey, we need to talk about something. 325 00:11:11,783 --> 00:11:13,874 It's about that word you said this morning. 326 00:11:14,219 --> 00:11:15,085 What word? 327 00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:17,109 You know, the one that starts with "f"? 328 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,130 - "Flower"? - No. 329 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,302 - "Fruit"? - No. 330 00:11:21,303 --> 00:11:23,487 If she doesn't remember it, we shouldn't remind her. 331 00:11:23,488 --> 00:11:25,076 Oh, well, she said it three times. 332 00:11:25,077 --> 00:11:27,265 Oh, you mean. 333 00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:29,454 Cam, leave the room! 334 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:33,430 No. I can do this. 335 00:11:33,706 --> 00:11:36,200 Lily, that is a bad word, 336 00:11:36,201 --> 00:11:38,563 and you are not allowed to say it ever. 337 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,011 But it makes you laugh. 338 00:11:40,045 --> 00:11:41,412 Okay, well, daddy shouldn't be laughing, 339 00:11:41,414 --> 00:11:44,058 and you should never say that word. 340 00:11:44,059 --> 00:11:45,201 Do you understand? 341 00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:46,582 Maybe. 342 00:11:47,324 --> 00:11:49,658 Okay. This is not a game, all right? 343 00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:50,929 If you say that word one more time, 344 00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:52,230 I'm gonna take away all your toys! 345 00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:54,299 I'm serious! She knows I'm not serious. 346 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,135 What about the wedding? 347 00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:58,837 What if she says it there? She's like a ticking time bomb! 348 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:00,706 - Well, what are we gonna do, cancel? - Yes. 349 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,774 Maybe we just call and say, 350 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,408 "we're not going to any more weddings 351 00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:05,410 - until the gays can get married." - Oh, so now we're political? 352 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:06,945 We leave town on gay pride weekend 353 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,781 because we don't like the traffic. 354 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:15,225 But there's no substitute for experience. 355 00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:18,336 For example, I doubt my opponent is familiar 356 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:21,080 with town ordinance 26-12B... 357 00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:23,725 26-12B has to do with noise pollution-- 358 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:26,154 something, sir, that you are guilty of right now. 359 00:12:27,325 --> 00:12:29,343 Oh, no she di'int! 360 00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,168 Go, mom! 361 00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:31,101 Ladies and gentlemen... 362 00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:31,925 Look at her eyes. 363 00:12:31,926 --> 00:12:33,899 I know. They're a little too close together. 364 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,501 It's been bugging me for years. 365 00:12:35,502 --> 00:12:38,205 No, she's in the zone. She's ready for anything. 366 00:12:38,239 --> 00:12:41,038 I do like to talk... about the issues. 367 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:42,348 Speaking of issues, 368 00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:45,384 your husband seems to have some. 369 00:12:45,713 --> 00:12:46,713 I'm sorry? 370 00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:49,249 I'm not sorry. What? 371 00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:51,318 Oh, well, I wouldn't want to bring it up, 372 00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,034 but since you asked, um... 373 00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:55,190 In February of last year, your husband, 374 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:59,718 one, uh, Phillip Dunphy, was questioned at a local hotel 375 00:12:59,719 --> 00:13:02,899 for lewd and lascivious conduct. 376 00:13:02,943 --> 00:13:03,821 Oh, jeez. 377 00:13:04,705 --> 00:13:05,708 That's not true. 378 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:07,454 Ma'am, according to this police report, 379 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:10,050 he, uh, broke into a stranger's room, 380 00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:11,472 stripped naked... 381 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,493 and then posed provocatively on the bed. 382 00:13:17,406 --> 00:13:19,265 That is technically true, 383 00:13:19,853 --> 00:13:22,654 but in all fairness, it was Valentine's day. 384 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:25,623 Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. It was Valentine's day. 385 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:26,658 I'm not sure, uh, 386 00:13:26,692 --> 00:13:28,292 if your husband was born in this country. 387 00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:29,994 Ah. Perhaps he snuck in illegally, 388 00:13:30,029 --> 00:13:32,497 but here in America, we celebrate Valentine's day 389 00:13:32,531 --> 00:13:34,065 with chocolates, 390 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,366 not our private parts. 391 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,201 Mm. 392 00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:40,337 - This is my new favorite show. - Shh! 393 00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:41,506 No, sir, 394 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,884 he was looking for me, his wife, 395 00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:45,987 and he walked into the wrong room. 396 00:13:45,988 --> 00:13:47,755 If you believe that, I have some talking puggles 397 00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:49,180 I'd like to sell you. 398 00:13:50,119 --> 00:13:51,619 Do you believe this? 399 00:13:51,654 --> 00:13:53,989 Talking dogs? I'm skeptical. 400 00:13:54,023 --> 00:13:55,806 - I won the puggly. Twice. - Be strong. 401 00:13:57,114 --> 00:13:58,975 I am glad that my opponent brought this up, 402 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:03,674 as I feel that it speaks to his character more than mine. 403 00:14:04,215 --> 00:14:07,010 I think that we should raise the level of discourse 404 00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:08,437 and get back to the issues 405 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:09,960 that the voters really care about. 406 00:14:09,961 --> 00:14:12,054 When he was naked, what were you wearing? 407 00:14:12,055 --> 00:14:14,383 I... don't think that's relevant. 408 00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:15,879 Are you sex freaks? 409 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,623 My personal life has nothing to do with this. 410 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:23,493 Uh--the--my opponent has brought this up 411 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:25,730 to distract from his own record, 412 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,332 which shows that in-- in six years, 413 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,268 he has achieved nothing more than writing one ordinance 414 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:34,438 that allows private parties to have more than eight dogs. 415 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,640 Hmm. Hmm. 416 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,674 It's like watching the "hindenburg." 417 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,843 This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life. 418 00:14:39,877 --> 00:14:41,979 - Excuse me! - Stand by. 419 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,815 I am Phil Dunphy, and I am not a pervert. 420 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:48,552 I, like a lot of men in this town, 421 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:51,588 enjoy making love to my wife. 422 00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,648 I mean, um... I mean with their wives. 423 00:14:55,682 --> 00:14:56,942 Not me, them. 424 00:14:57,882 --> 00:15:01,309 Look, I should probably just sit down and say nothing. 425 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,148 But it's too late. 426 00:15:02,149 --> 00:15:04,482 I am standing, and I'm obviously talking, 427 00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:06,251 and now you're looking at me, 428 00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:07,924 and I feel the need to keep going. 429 00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:11,189 First of all... 430 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:13,034 No charges were filed. 431 00:15:13,035 --> 00:15:15,365 Everyone had a good laugh-- 432 00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:17,703 about the situation, not-- not about me. 433 00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:19,370 Everything's fine down there. 434 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,250 Anywho... 435 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:23,885 Where were we? 436 00:15:23,886 --> 00:15:25,710 All over YouTube. 437 00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:27,047 We went viral. 438 00:15:27,077 --> 00:15:29,289 Some sick bastard auto-tuned me. 439 00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:30,918 ♪ I... ♪ 440 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:31,980 ♪ Like a lot of men ♪ 441 00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:33,047 ♪ in this town ♪ 442 00:15:33,048 --> 00:15:36,209 ♪ I enjoy making love to my wife-- wife ♪ 443 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,566 ♪ and I don't know how to stop. ♪ 444 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,307 ♪ I am a pervert. ♪ 445 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,792 ♪ Pervert-- per-- ♪ 446 00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:46,403 Jay! Manny! 447 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,628 We should have been there already! 448 00:15:48,688 --> 00:15:51,322 Gloria, I'm tying my tie! 449 00:15:51,357 --> 00:15:52,761 I'm accessorizing! 450 00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:55,171 And I thought I was the woman. 451 00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:01,798 The door. 452 00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:04,202 Ay! Estella, no! No! 453 00:16:04,607 --> 00:16:06,012 Ay! No! No! 454 00:16:06,013 --> 00:16:08,258 Estella, don't do it! Don't kill yourself! 455 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:09,879 You are a perfectly fine dog! 456 00:16:09,914 --> 00:16:11,615 I don't hate you! 457 00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:13,883 Estella, okay, I was a little mean to you, 458 00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:15,586 but that's no reason to kill yourself! 459 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,687 You are young! 460 00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:19,887 You still have so much left to smell! 461 00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:20,729 Ay! 462 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,464 I am-- I go! 463 00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:24,266 I'm coming! 464 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,634 I'm--Manny! 465 00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:28,137 Ay! Come on, estella! 466 00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:31,308 - What happened? - Are you okay? 467 00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:33,100 She did it again. 468 00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:35,148 - And you jumped in to save her? - No, Jay! 469 00:16:35,149 --> 00:16:38,031 I wanted to take a little swim before going to the wedding! 470 00:16:38,032 --> 00:16:39,739 Get her a towel she's shaking like a leaf. 471 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:47,760 Oh, no, no, I meant-- 472 00:16:47,794 --> 00:16:49,395 - I meant-- - Thank you, Jay. 473 00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:51,964 The dog towel for me. 474 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:53,844 For the wife. 475 00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:58,883 Hi! 476 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,688 Hey, guys, hi. 477 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:02,684 - Hi. - Hey, what's shakin'? What's cooking? 478 00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:04,230 You saw the debate, didn't you? 479 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,730 - The de-what? - No, that wasn't-- 480 00:17:05,764 --> 00:17:07,065 - that was today? - No, no. Was that on today? 481 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:08,099 Oh, I didn't remember. 482 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,967 You are the worst liars. 483 00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:11,934 It was phenomenal television. 484 00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,413 Oh, Lily. 485 00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:15,190 What a... 486 00:17:15,224 --> 00:17:16,015 dress. 487 00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:18,680 Oh, well, you ain't seen nothing yet. 488 00:17:19,928 --> 00:17:21,949 How about there... we go. 489 00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,063 Wow. Ohh. 490 00:17:23,097 --> 00:17:25,216 - Yikes. - She looks like a lite brite. 491 00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:26,250 Luke, honey. 492 00:17:26,634 --> 00:17:28,702 Lily, sweetie, are you excited to be a flower girl? 493 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,437 Yeah? 494 00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:31,639 Little bit nervous? 495 00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:33,273 Yeah? 496 00:17:33,308 --> 00:17:36,034 Why isn't she talking to me? Did she see the debate, too? 497 00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:37,669 Nope, she's on verbal lockdown. 498 00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:40,649 - Oh? - She's been dropping a certain curse word all day. 499 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,006 - Mm. - Yeah. Yeah, so we're just hoping 500 00:17:42,007 --> 00:17:43,510 the next one doesn't happen during the wedding. 501 00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:45,914 If it does, it'll be the second most embarrassing thing 502 00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:47,397 to happen to our family today. 503 00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:49,225 Phil, you said it wasn't that bad. 504 00:17:49,226 --> 00:17:51,026 That was in the car. We're in a church now. 505 00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:51,821 Honey... 506 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:55,022 Somebody turn her off. I think I'm having a seizure. 507 00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:57,583 - Oh, buddy. - Oh. Yeah. 508 00:17:59,259 --> 00:18:01,660 Oh, good. I thought that we were going to miss Lily. 509 00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:02,996 Ships at sea wouldn't miss Lily. 510 00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:05,164 Where have you guys been? 511 00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:07,633 I had to jump in the pool to save the stupid dog... 512 00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:09,101 Who she loves. 513 00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:11,870 That I didn't let her down doesn't mean that I love her. 514 00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:13,906 I barely got Manny back in the pool 515 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,808 after that possum incident. 516 00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,142 I thought it drowned, 517 00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:19,545 but turns out it was just playing possum. 518 00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:21,547 Yes, papi. 519 00:18:32,426 --> 00:18:33,559 Good job! 520 00:18:36,062 --> 00:18:37,162 Oh! 521 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,357 You know what the worst part of today was? 522 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,812 I imagine it's hard to choose. 523 00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:48,297 When everything was melting down, 524 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,584 I realized I had an answer to your question, 525 00:18:50,585 --> 00:18:51,786 why I was running. 526 00:18:52,121 --> 00:18:54,000 I wanted to make my family proud, 527 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,069 and I did the exact opposite. 528 00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:57,181 No. 529 00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:59,338 No, I did. I totally embarrassed you. 530 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:01,240 No. No, dad embarrassed me. 531 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,418 I was proud of you. 532 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,971 I think it's cool you're running for local office. 533 00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:09,000 I mean, it's totally nerdy, and that's kind of my thing. 534 00:19:09,353 --> 00:19:12,343 Hmm. Maybe it's kind of our thing. 535 00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:23,813 Ah. Some day, I'll walk you down the aisle. 536 00:19:24,117 --> 00:19:26,163 If you're not in perv jail. 537 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,452 Please be seated. 538 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:36,683 Friends, family, thank you for making... 539 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,294 Really? 540 00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:39,187 Well, you know I cry at weddings. 541 00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:40,753 Oh, no. 542 00:19:40,995 --> 00:19:42,843 - What? - Stop-- stop crying. 543 00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:44,682 Well, just because you have ice water in your veins, 544 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,380 - doesn't mean that-- - No. No, Lily... 545 00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,015 No. Lily... 546 00:19:48,016 --> 00:19:49,349 He's fine. Daddy's fine. 547 00:19:49,384 --> 00:19:51,171 - Daddy's not sad. - Daddy, daddy! 548 00:20:04,032 --> 00:20:06,981 You see? I told you it was funny. 549 00:20:12,474 --> 00:20:14,242 Excuse us. 550 00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:15,943 Congratulations. 551 00:20:17,479 --> 00:20:18,946 Bye, Lily. 552 00:20:20,371 --> 00:20:24,840 *** Go on, you little motorboat! 553 00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:27,458 Look at her go! 554 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,227 Where's she going? 555 00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:31,784 Oh, jeez, I think she's trying to get herself 556 00:20:31,785 --> 00:20:32,890 sucked into the filter. 557 00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:34,216 What'd you say to her? 558 00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:36,017 I didn't say anything! 559 00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:37,198 Wait a second. 560 00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:39,351 Jay, look. 561 00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:43,372 See? She was not trying to kill herself. 562 00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:46,409 She was just trying to get to the squeaky wiener! 563 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:47,657 That must be why she's been jumping in. 564 00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:50,058 It must have been there all the time. That's hilarious! 565 00:20:50,059 --> 00:20:51,177 Ay, si! 566 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,782 No, it's not! 567 00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:53,892 Not now. 568 00:20:54,473 --> 00:20:56,495 I'm saying it will be. 569 00:20:56,884 --> 00:20:57,957 Later. 570 00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:07,058 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg visit tvshowslatest.blogspot.com to download all episodes of Modern Family 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net