1 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:05,787 Jay? 2 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,159 Have you seen the grapes? 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,419 - Yeah, I ate them. - Why would you eat the grapes? 4 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:10,976 They were in a bowl, they were washed, 5 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:11,938 I paid for them. 6 00:00:11,939 --> 00:00:13,384 They were for the New Year's. 7 00:00:13,385 --> 00:00:15,755 Oh, right. What's that goofy thing again? 8 00:00:15,756 --> 00:00:17,471 It's not goofy. It's a tradition. 9 00:00:17,472 --> 00:00:19,658 At midnight, you eat 12 grapes, 10 00:00:19,659 --> 00:00:22,660 you make 12 wishes, one for each month of the year. 11 00:00:22,661 --> 00:00:24,183 And you really think that works? 12 00:00:24,184 --> 00:00:25,018 Five years ago, 13 00:00:25,019 --> 00:00:28,099 I was a single mother living in a slum. 14 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,550 Today, I'm driving to Palm Springs 15 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:33,191 in my new car with my rich husband. 16 00:00:33,192 --> 00:00:35,873 You do what you want. I'm eating the grapes. 17 00:00:36,824 --> 00:00:38,926 For New Year's Eve, we're taking Phil and Claire 18 00:00:38,927 --> 00:00:40,811 and Mitch and Cam to this amazing hotel 19 00:00:40,812 --> 00:00:42,532 I used to go to in Palm Springs. 20 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:43,976 They got a whole package-- 21 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,159 dinner, dancing, toast at midnight. 22 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,623 I mean, what more do you need? 23 00:00:47,624 --> 00:00:49,730 - Grapes. - I said we'd stop on the way. 24 00:00:52,056 --> 00:00:53,244 Haley, it's New Year's Eve. 25 00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:55,178 Are you sure you don't wanna go to a party or something? 26 00:00:55,179 --> 00:00:56,467 And listen to all my friends talk about 27 00:00:56,468 --> 00:00:58,046 how awesome college is? 28 00:00:58,047 --> 00:01:00,536 I know how awesome college is. That's what got me kicked out. 29 00:01:00,537 --> 00:01:01,676 Well, I'm sure Uncle Mitchell 30 00:01:01,677 --> 00:01:03,170 will feel much better leaving Lily here 31 00:01:03,171 --> 00:01:04,874 knowing that you're in charge. 32 00:01:06,573 --> 00:01:08,299 You know you're really in charge, right? 33 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,167 How do you know I don't have a party? 34 00:01:11,628 --> 00:01:12,758 Okay, fine. 35 00:01:15,052 --> 00:01:18,344 Lily, are you ready for your big sleepover with your cousins? 36 00:01:18,653 --> 00:01:20,215 Who's watching me? 37 00:01:20,216 --> 00:01:22,534 - Haley. - I'm serious. 38 00:01:22,535 --> 00:01:23,351 Alex. 39 00:01:23,352 --> 00:01:25,281 Okay, let's go. 40 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:27,505 Every New Year's Eve, it's like, 41 00:01:27,506 --> 00:01:29,699 "what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?" 42 00:01:29,874 --> 00:01:32,146 So we were happy that Jay planned this whole thing. 43 00:01:32,147 --> 00:01:33,831 It really, you know, takes the pressure off 44 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:34,971 of having to outdo ourselves. 45 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:37,669 Yeah, and how are we gonna possibly top last year? 46 00:01:39,561 --> 00:01:40,544 Oh. Did we miss it? 47 00:01:40,545 --> 00:01:42,947 - Mm? - It's only 10:00. 48 00:01:42,948 --> 00:01:44,315 - What? - It's only 10:00. 49 00:01:44,316 --> 00:01:46,584 - What? - It's only 10:00. 50 00:01:55,631 --> 00:01:59,131 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 51 00:01:59,818 --> 00:02:03,053 Place is smaller than I remember. 52 00:02:03,054 --> 00:02:04,568 Smaller's your issue? 53 00:02:04,973 --> 00:02:06,942 When was the last time that you were here, Jay? 54 00:02:06,943 --> 00:02:09,556 Not that long ago. 1974, '75. 55 00:02:09,557 --> 00:02:10,764 So when I was 2? 56 00:02:10,765 --> 00:02:12,077 I don't like when you do that. 57 00:02:12,078 --> 00:02:14,476 I checked the web site. The pictures looked beautiful. 58 00:02:14,477 --> 00:02:16,058 Oh! Lizard. Huh? 59 00:02:16,059 --> 00:02:18,239 Never trust pictures on the Internet. 60 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,123 Shoot it from the right angle, 61 00:02:19,124 --> 00:02:21,582 you can make anything look bigger and better. 62 00:02:22,579 --> 00:02:24,630 Houses, you pervs. He's a realtor. 63 00:02:24,631 --> 00:02:27,128 I thought I heard voices. 64 00:02:27,129 --> 00:02:30,546 Robby! I told you! It's people. 65 00:02:30,572 --> 00:02:32,528 Oh, my God. That's me in 20 years! 66 00:02:32,529 --> 00:02:34,399 Okay, you be her, and I'll be whoever left her. 67 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,008 Uh, we're checking in. It's under Pritchett. 68 00:02:36,009 --> 00:02:38,436 Jay Pritchett. Three rooms. 69 00:02:40,537 --> 00:02:42,290 You've been with us before. 70 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:43,445 How old is that book? 71 00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:45,512 Oh, there is something sticky over here. 72 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,675 Robby! 73 00:02:47,274 --> 00:02:48,804 It came back. 74 00:02:49,289 --> 00:02:50,564 It's not possible. 75 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,564 Okay, so the place is not what it used to be. 76 00:02:54,681 --> 00:02:56,259 But we're gonna have fun. 77 00:02:56,282 --> 00:02:57,882 Dining in the starlight room, 78 00:02:57,883 --> 00:02:59,976 little dancing with the Shelley Stroman trio. 79 00:02:59,977 --> 00:03:03,027 Oh, there's just two left. Here are your keys. 80 00:03:03,299 --> 00:03:05,645 Check out's at 11:00, but if you wanna stay longer-- 81 00:03:05,646 --> 00:03:08,618 No, 11:00 is good. Yeah. 82 00:03:10,735 --> 00:03:11,850 Here we go. 83 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:15,309 Is there anything wrong? 84 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:16,859 No, no. No, we were just hoping for something 85 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:18,503 - a little more romantic. - Come on, now. 86 00:03:18,504 --> 00:03:19,955 It's not that bad. 87 00:03:20,312 --> 00:03:21,858 - What's in there? - Nothing. 88 00:03:22,151 --> 00:03:24,242 If you're looking for romance, 89 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,171 there's a secluded hot spring nearby. 90 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:29,445 - Kind of a hidden gem. - Huh? 91 00:03:29,446 --> 00:03:30,708 Just follow the path 92 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:32,956 right by the 12th hole of the golf course. 93 00:03:32,957 --> 00:03:35,915 Wow. That sounds kinda nice. 94 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,693 Secluded. Natural. 95 00:03:38,956 --> 00:03:40,614 - Sexy. - Sexy. 96 00:03:41,435 --> 00:03:42,634 What do you think, Phil? 97 00:03:42,635 --> 00:03:45,048 Does it smell like eggs? Some of them smell like eggs. 98 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,184 It's been a while since Phil and I... 99 00:03:49,481 --> 00:03:50,969 The whole month of December? 100 00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,787 Or a quick... you know? 101 00:03:56,455 --> 00:03:57,937 It's embarrassing, and it's not like us. 102 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:58,903 That's making me anxious, 103 00:03:58,904 --> 00:04:01,346 which is why I really need to get... 104 00:04:01,561 --> 00:04:02,770 Thanks again. 105 00:04:03,032 --> 00:04:04,658 Yeah, that's yours to keep. 106 00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:06,178 Okay. 107 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:08,481 Bye now. 108 00:04:09,646 --> 00:04:11,155 I say we bag dinner with my dad, 109 00:04:11,156 --> 00:04:12,442 and go find that hot spring. 110 00:04:12,443 --> 00:04:14,082 Honey, we can't just ditch your father. 111 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,393 He wanted us all to be together. 112 00:04:15,394 --> 00:04:16,756 We are always together. 113 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,991 Oh, my God, what are we gonna hear 114 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:19,905 that we've never heard before? 115 00:04:19,912 --> 00:04:21,843 Mitch and Cam's inspiring story 116 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,986 of how Lily saved that kid with the heimlich? 117 00:04:23,987 --> 00:04:26,782 Please. She hugged him, and he spit his gum out. 118 00:04:27,176 --> 00:04:29,949 I say we get a bottle of champagne, 119 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,518 look up at the stars, 120 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,287 forget our bathing suits. 121 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,351 - That does sound hot. - Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,216 But I'd just be thinking about your dad the whole time. 123 00:04:38,536 --> 00:04:40,050 I'm gonna hop in the shower. 124 00:04:43,864 --> 00:04:44,475 What's in there? 125 00:04:44,476 --> 00:04:45,834 - Nothing. - Oh. 126 00:04:47,757 --> 00:04:48,891 Oh, perfect. No, great. 127 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:50,459 If we need any socks, someone left one in the bed. 128 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:52,518 Oh, my gosh. There is no way Crispin stays here 129 00:04:52,519 --> 00:04:54,049 when he comes to The Beacon. 130 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,095 What's The Beacon? 131 00:04:55,096 --> 00:04:56,758 The club that he's always raving about. 132 00:04:56,759 --> 00:04:58,312 It's right down the street. 133 00:04:58,313 --> 00:04:59,846 That's where we should go. 134 00:04:59,847 --> 00:05:01,027 Somewhere fun for New Year's, 135 00:05:01,028 --> 00:05:03,097 while we're still young... ish. 136 00:05:03,098 --> 00:05:04,860 L-let's get out of dinner and go there. 137 00:05:04,861 --> 00:05:06,126 - How? - I don't know. 138 00:05:06,127 --> 00:05:07,832 Um... okay, okay. 139 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:10,469 Um, y-you could pretend to get sick at the table. 140 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:12,151 You know, fake a cough, stomachache, 141 00:05:12,152 --> 00:05:13,233 dealer's choice. I don't care. 142 00:05:13,234 --> 00:05:14,959 Just sell it and get us out of there. 143 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,848 But what about your dad? 144 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,627 He wants the family to be together. 145 00:05:17,628 --> 00:05:19,031 We are always together. 146 00:05:19,032 --> 00:05:20,989 I mean, how many times do we have to hear Claire tell us 147 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:22,891 Luke's hilarious comeback to the pediatrician? 148 00:05:22,892 --> 00:05:25,346 Oh, gosh. We should start calling her "ranch house"... 149 00:05:25,437 --> 00:05:27,289 Because she doesn't have a second story. 150 00:05:28,212 --> 00:05:30,486 - So good. - I know! Thank you. 151 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:33,842 Hey. You sure you don't wanna play "The hunger games" 152 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:34,460 with all of us? 153 00:05:34,461 --> 00:05:35,668 My whole life is a hunger game. 154 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,455 Why do you think I'm so mean to you? 155 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,470 That's for me! 156 00:05:41,891 --> 00:05:43,454 Hey. Come on in. 157 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:44,246 Hey. Hi. 158 00:05:44,247 --> 00:05:45,312 Hey, I'm out. 159 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,730 This is Becca and her cousin Joyce. 160 00:05:47,731 --> 00:05:49,055 And Joyce is for you. 161 00:05:49,056 --> 00:05:50,387 What? I'm on a date? 162 00:05:50,388 --> 00:05:52,254 But I'm not wearing any cologne. 163 00:05:52,499 --> 00:05:53,743 Did you know this was happening? 164 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,189 I don't even know what this is. 165 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:56,783 Joyce, this is Manny. 166 00:05:56,784 --> 00:05:58,398 Pleasure to make your acquaintance. 167 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,874 Can I offer you a glass of sparkling cider? 168 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,683 He's not how you described him. 169 00:06:02,684 --> 00:06:04,236 Uh, don't worry. You'll love him. 170 00:06:04,237 --> 00:06:05,534 Manny, say something romantic. 171 00:06:05,535 --> 00:06:08,424 I can't just turn it on. You say something romantic. 172 00:06:08,425 --> 00:06:10,289 - Cool shirt. - Aw! 173 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:11,370 Can I see your room? 174 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,109 Well, I didn't clean it for me. 175 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,245 W-- 176 00:06:19,898 --> 00:06:21,347 They're going upstairs alone. 177 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,486 - Is that even allowed? - I don't know. 178 00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:25,563 - Should we say something? - Like what? 179 00:06:25,564 --> 00:06:27,405 Like, "it's not okay"? 180 00:06:27,406 --> 00:06:29,162 Well, maybe it is. Is it? 181 00:06:29,163 --> 00:06:30,683 I don't know. I just feel like 182 00:06:30,684 --> 00:06:32,230 we're not doing our job as babysitters. 183 00:06:32,231 --> 00:06:33,538 Of course we are. 184 00:06:36,424 --> 00:06:39,036 I'm cold, and I saw a coyote. 185 00:06:43,521 --> 00:06:45,514 ...And Luke turns to him and says, 186 00:06:45,515 --> 00:06:48,486 "Dr. Blaustein, really? Not even dinner first?" 187 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:53,430 Hand to God! Dr. B. told me himself! 188 00:06:58,844 --> 00:07:00,790 You know, I'm sorry, but I love this place. 189 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:02,937 I know it's a little rough around the edges, 190 00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:04,916 but I've always had a good time here, 191 00:07:05,114 --> 00:07:06,893 and I'm having a great time tonight. 192 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:07,895 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 193 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:09,325 How's your chicken Kiev? 194 00:07:09,326 --> 00:07:10,824 - It's really good. - It's very good. 195 00:07:10,825 --> 00:07:12,867 - Tasty. - Yeah, tastes like Russia. 196 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:14,378 What are you waiting for? Get sick. 197 00:07:14,379 --> 00:07:16,439 Not yet. I'll know when it's time. 198 00:07:17,755 --> 00:07:19,686 - Honey. - Ay. 199 00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:21,574 - You were sleeping. - I was. 200 00:07:21,659 --> 00:07:23,315 Ay, I'm so sorry, Claire. 201 00:07:23,316 --> 00:07:24,894 It wasn't because you were telling again 202 00:07:24,895 --> 00:07:26,450 the Luke and the doctor story. 203 00:07:26,451 --> 00:07:28,941 It's just that I've been so tired lately. 204 00:07:29,523 --> 00:07:31,583 Oh. Oh, gosh. 205 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:34,231 - Are you okay? She's been feeling bad all day. - Oh. Yeah, you know. 206 00:07:34,232 --> 00:07:36,190 - I think I might be coming down with a little something. - Oh, man. 207 00:07:36,191 --> 00:07:37,131 Oh, my God. 208 00:07:37,132 --> 00:07:39,023 I know. I drank out of her glass earlier. 209 00:07:39,024 --> 00:07:41,642 - No. She's stealing our excuse. - What? 210 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:42,847 Honey. 211 00:07:42,848 --> 00:07:44,505 Wake up, Gloria! 212 00:07:44,552 --> 00:07:47,301 Easy. If that makes a mark, I get the stink eye. 213 00:07:47,302 --> 00:07:48,344 I'm gonna walk her upstairs. 214 00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:49,844 I think you need to lie down. 215 00:07:50,602 --> 00:07:52,996 Okay. Just a little disco nap. 216 00:07:52,997 --> 00:07:54,162 - Okay. - Well, this has been fun. 217 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:55,032 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 218 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,265 Keep the party going. I'll be back as soon as I can. 219 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,774 There it is. Now? 220 00:08:01,775 --> 00:08:03,722 No, I have something stuck in my throat. 221 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,699 It's too bad Lily's not here to give you the heimlich. 222 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:08,079 Did we ever tell you guys that story? 223 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:09,568 Do you wanna tell it? 224 00:08:09,569 --> 00:08:10,524 Yeah, let me tell it. Okay. 225 00:08:11,563 --> 00:08:13,983 Jay, you should go back and spend time with your family. 226 00:08:13,984 --> 00:08:15,811 I can't leave you alone on New Year's Eve, 227 00:08:15,812 --> 00:08:18,302 even though everyone's waiting for me to come back. 228 00:08:18,339 --> 00:08:19,421 Aw, that's so sweet. 229 00:08:19,422 --> 00:08:20,543 Yeah. I just hope I don't hold up 230 00:08:20,544 --> 00:08:22,570 the lighting of the cherries jubilee. 231 00:08:22,658 --> 00:08:24,883 Jay, if you really want to go and-- 232 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:25,949 Okay. 233 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:31,805 Where'd everybody go? 234 00:08:32,739 --> 00:08:34,718 I don't know. I guess they all left. 235 00:08:35,876 --> 00:08:37,838 You still want the cherries jubilee? 236 00:08:38,597 --> 00:08:39,711 Light 'er up. 237 00:08:51,358 --> 00:08:54,115 Hey, if it isn't Jay Plunkett. 238 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,884 It isn't. It's-- it's Jay Pritchett. 239 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:57,589 You having a good New Year's? 240 00:08:57,628 --> 00:09:00,486 Eh, kind of a bust. Everybody bailed on me. 241 00:09:00,549 --> 00:09:01,379 I'm gonna hit the sack. 242 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:03,599 Hey, we just had a guy who bailed on us. 243 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,860 You play Hold'em? 244 00:09:04,861 --> 00:09:07,431 Yeah, but I should probably, uh... 245 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,051 What's the buy-in? 246 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:12,310 Jay... 247 00:09:12,796 --> 00:09:15,662 Say hello to, uh, Marty, Bugs... 248 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:16,222 Hey. How ya doin', Jay? 249 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,623 - My ex-husband Hugo... - Hey, how you doing? 250 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,098 - And Billy Dee. - Hey. 251 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:23,023 Are you serious? Billy Dee Williams? 252 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:24,843 I'm a huge fan. 253 00:09:25,008 --> 00:09:26,271 Well, now you have to stay, 254 00:09:26,272 --> 00:09:27,455 since none of these guys have seen me 255 00:09:27,456 --> 00:09:29,544 in anything since "Mahogany." 256 00:09:29,545 --> 00:09:31,294 - Never even saw that. - Me either. 257 00:09:31,295 --> 00:09:32,087 You're kidding. 258 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,199 Billy Dee's an alderman 259 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,214 trying to keep Diana Ross in Chicago, 260 00:09:35,215 --> 00:09:36,108 rather than become 261 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,552 an international model and designer. 262 00:09:40,237 --> 00:09:42,059 My son made me watch it with him. 263 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,083 He's gay. 264 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:46,231 Oh, good. I didn't want to be the one to tell you. 265 00:09:54,964 --> 00:09:56,528 Excuse me! Sir, excuse me! 266 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,978 He's doing this on purpose! 267 00:09:57,979 --> 00:09:59,590 He probably just doesn't notice us. 268 00:09:59,591 --> 00:10:00,751 How can he not notice us? 269 00:10:00,752 --> 00:10:02,786 We're the only people in here in sleeves! 270 00:10:02,787 --> 00:10:04,528 - Hey there. - What can I get for ya? 271 00:10:04,529 --> 00:10:06,784 Excuse me, young man. I was here first. 272 00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:08,869 Young man? Why don't you just call him whipper-snapper? 273 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,957 Ugh. This is ridiculous. We can't even get a drink. 274 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,911 Everyone in here's 11, and I'm hot! 275 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,015 If we were hot, we'd be drinking right now. Hi. 276 00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:16,288 Yeah, and if we'd stayed put, 277 00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:19,051 we'd be enjoying cherries jubilee right now! 278 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,959 Hey, hey, hey. Cam, come on. 279 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,746 It's new year's Eve. We're out together. 280 00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,995 Where's fun Cam who likes to dance? 281 00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:26,536 Here. 282 00:10:26,537 --> 00:10:27,865 Wh--where--where is he? 283 00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:29,585 - I'm over here. - Oh, there he is! 284 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,153 - Come on! - Okay, I'm sorry. 285 00:10:31,154 --> 00:10:33,964 I was just feeling invisible! It'll get better! 286 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:38,472 Okay, you know what? That is wet. I'm done. 287 00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:41,237 Oh! God! God, no! 288 00:10:44,342 --> 00:10:45,378 They've been in there forever. 289 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,576 Do something. You're in charge. 290 00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:49,052 Oh, please. We both know I'm just a figurehead here. 291 00:10:49,053 --> 00:10:51,670 You really think they're doing something in there? He's 12. 292 00:10:51,671 --> 00:10:53,907 He's 14, but it's touching how close you are. 293 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:55,299 Fine. 294 00:10:58,069 --> 00:10:59,384 What do you want? 295 00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:01,381 You have to keep your door open. 296 00:11:01,382 --> 00:11:03,419 - Why? - Uh, well, why do you need it closed? 297 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:05,037 Because we're gonna make out. 298 00:11:06,819 --> 00:11:07,729 Well, you... 299 00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:09,646 You can't have your door closed. 300 00:11:09,647 --> 00:11:12,047 - Why? - Do you wanna to watch or something? That's weird. 301 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:14,252 - Ew! - Ew! Of course we don't wanna watch. 302 00:11:14,253 --> 00:11:15,336 Perfect. 303 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,525 - But you can't-- - What are you d-- 304 00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:19,399 What just happened? 305 00:11:21,319 --> 00:11:22,439 Can I offer you a pina Delgado? 306 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,525 It's my own concoction. 307 00:11:24,526 --> 00:11:27,232 - What's in it? - Let's just say it's cool, it's sweet, 308 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,423 and it's not afraid to embrace its own whimsy. 309 00:11:30,048 --> 00:11:31,153 I'm not saying that. 310 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,647 I'm not drinking it, either. 311 00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:37,050 So... you making any resolutions? 312 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:39,516 Yeah. No more blind dates. 313 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,601 You're mean. 314 00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:44,479 You know, she's right, Joyce. You are mean. 315 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,527 I've been a gracious host 316 00:11:45,528 --> 00:11:48,179 while you've been rude, sullen, and dull. 317 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,134 You'll forgive me if I choose not to start the new year 318 00:11:50,135 --> 00:11:51,591 on such a negative note. 319 00:11:51,592 --> 00:11:53,714 Oh, and if you're hungry for broccoli later, 320 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,375 you'll find a piece in your teeth. 321 00:11:58,322 --> 00:12:00,152 Where is this stupid path? 322 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,391 We've been walking forever. 323 00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:02,647 We'll find it. 324 00:12:02,648 --> 00:12:04,615 Did that bellman seem a little off to you? 325 00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:07,441 Oh, totally. Maybe there is no hot spring. 326 00:12:07,442 --> 00:12:09,635 Maybe this is all part of an elaborate plan to kill us. 327 00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:11,073 Why would you even say that? 328 00:12:11,074 --> 00:12:13,010 I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 329 00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:14,004 You seem so tense. 330 00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:16,836 Come on. This is an adventure. This is fun. 331 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,147 I don't wanna have an adventure. 332 00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:20,308 I don't wanna have fun. I wanna have sex with you. 333 00:12:20,309 --> 00:12:21,583 Wha--what? 334 00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:22,684 Don't make me say it again. 335 00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:23,740 No, I want you to say it again. 336 00:12:23,741 --> 00:12:25,631 Maybe throw my name in there this time. 337 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,837 Claire, what's going on? 338 00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:31,968 Do you know that it's been a month? 339 00:12:31,969 --> 00:12:34,649 - No, it hasn't. - Mm-hmm. Yes, it has. Mm-hmm. 340 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:35,763 Day after Thanksgiving. 341 00:12:35,764 --> 00:12:38,295 I remember because I came in under budget 342 00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:39,767 on all of my Christmas gifts, 343 00:12:39,768 --> 00:12:41,340 and you know how that gets me going. 344 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:42,387 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 345 00:12:42,388 --> 00:12:44,590 I made that joke about your clothes being half-off. 346 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,332 And yet we still did it, 347 00:12:46,738 --> 00:12:48,800 'cause that's the kind of people we used to be. 348 00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:50,530 What happened? 349 00:12:50,531 --> 00:12:51,849 Nothing happened. We're busy. 350 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,622 It was the holidays. Dede was here. 351 00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:55,682 - You know, she has a way of... - Mnh. 352 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,240 Shutting that whole thing down. 353 00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:58,718 But is this who we are now? 354 00:12:58,719 --> 00:13:01,305 I mean, first it's a month, then it's a year, 355 00:13:01,306 --> 00:13:03,510 then we're sleeping in twin beds and you're calling me "mother." 356 00:13:03,511 --> 00:13:04,530 And I can't even bear it, 357 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:06,247 'cause we're just like my grandp-- 358 00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:09,885 Let's go find that hot spring 359 00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:11,745 and start this new year off with... 360 00:13:12,532 --> 00:13:14,182 - Sex in a hot spring. - Mmm. 361 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:16,971 All right, all right. 362 00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:18,207 Where-- where should we try next? 363 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,944 - Am I yelling? I'm yelling. - Yes. 364 00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:22,297 Yeah. Maybe we should just go get some frozen yogurt 365 00:13:22,298 --> 00:13:23,321 and call it a night. 366 00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:24,164 No, Cam, come on. 367 00:13:24,165 --> 00:13:25,253 We can't have another New Year's 368 00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:27,048 where we don't even make it to midnight. 369 00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:29,013 I... this entire holiday 370 00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,200 is just a giant reminder of how the clock is ticking. 371 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,502 You know, each passing second 372 00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:35,481 is just bringing us that much closer to death. 373 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,512 All this because I suggested some fro-yo? 374 00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:39,993 I'm... I'm sick of feeling old. 375 00:13:39,994 --> 00:13:42,293 I-I really need this. 376 00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:43,090 Okay. 377 00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:45,727 Let's get you to midnight. 378 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:47,118 'Kay. 379 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:48,910 Oh, look, he's our age. 380 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,938 Wherever he's going, I'm sure he'll fit right in. 381 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:51,994 Okay. 382 00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:57,002 Okay, no judgment. Perfectly acceptable lifestyle. 383 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,642 - Just not for us. - No! 384 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,585 Okay, but we are not giving up, all right? 385 00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:01,752 We're like Goldilocks. 386 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,037 The first bar was too young, 387 00:14:03,038 --> 00:14:05,015 the second was... whatever that was, 388 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:06,647 and the third will be just right. 389 00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:07,432 Mitchell... 390 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,037 Three bears. 391 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,339 I mean... right? 392 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,550 Here. This one. 393 00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:24,478 You wanted to feel young. 394 00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:25,666 And I do. 395 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,009 I'm sorry. I push people away. 396 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:38,461 I feel myself do it, but I can't stop. 397 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:40,765 It's hard to like someone when you don't like yourself. 398 00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:41,726 You're right. 399 00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:43,724 You have so many good qualities. 400 00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:46,852 You're attractive, you're witty, you're bright. 401 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,123 I just wish you could see yourself through my eyes. 402 00:14:49,408 --> 00:14:51,450 Aw, you're such a good friend. 403 00:14:51,451 --> 00:14:53,691 Friend? That's where this is headed? 404 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,747 Well... friendships last longer. 405 00:14:55,748 --> 00:14:57,957 Not this one. I've got enough friends. 406 00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,359 Happy New Year, Joyce. 407 00:15:03,374 --> 00:15:04,507 So what's the plan, Haley? 408 00:15:04,508 --> 00:15:06,924 I'm going in. That's our baby brother up there. 409 00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:07,984 I'm not ready for all of this. 410 00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:09,624 The girls, the hormones-- it's gross. 411 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,634 Well, we can't just barge in. 412 00:15:10,635 --> 00:15:12,186 I'm still trying to get the image of mom and dad 413 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,012 out of my... Oh, God, it's back. 414 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,553 I'm coming in! 415 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:16,952 What are you doing? 416 00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,685 Just putting away some laundry. 417 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,634 That's a bra. 418 00:15:20,635 --> 00:15:21,843 And a tablecloth. 419 00:15:21,844 --> 00:15:23,062 Can't you do this later? 420 00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,922 Excuse me. Does your mother know you're here? 421 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,222 - Yes. - Does she know our parents aren't? 422 00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:28,895 Yeah. 423 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,362 Big pause, no eye contact. 424 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,227 I was so much better at this than you. 425 00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:34,057 - You're out. - No, she's not. 426 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,530 Yes, she is. It's late, you're 13... 427 00:15:36,531 --> 00:15:38,594 - 14. - 14, and unless Nicole Bitchie here 428 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:40,957 wants me to call her parents and tell them she lied... 429 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,637 I better go. Bye, Luke. 430 00:15:42,638 --> 00:15:44,750 Wait. Why does she have to go? 431 00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:46,803 - Because I said so. - You're not the boss. 432 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,192 Don't talk back to your sister. 433 00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:49,544 Ugh! I hate you! 434 00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:52,264 You hate me now, but someday you'll thank me! 435 00:15:53,006 --> 00:15:55,106 I think I owe mom a huge apology. 436 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,876 Is anyone watching me? 437 00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:04,547 Aces and eights. 438 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:08,470 Lady sings the blues. Three Jacks. 439 00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:09,113 Sorry, Billy Dee, 440 00:16:09,114 --> 00:16:11,001 but where do you go to tattle on prince Harry 441 00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,718 when he's naked in Vegas? 442 00:16:12,719 --> 00:16:13,883 Straight to the queen. 443 00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:16,205 Well, that's it. I'm out. 444 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,206 Me, too. 445 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,830 Oh, hell, it's almost 11:00. 446 00:16:18,831 --> 00:16:20,985 I gotta do my set in the starlight room, 447 00:16:20,986 --> 00:16:22,217 and I'm missing a pasty. 448 00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:24,318 Oh, what's the matter with everybody? It's early yet. 449 00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:25,272 Yeah, I'm having fun 450 00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:27,263 for the first time since I got here. 451 00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:28,055 Jay? 452 00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:29,502 How long has she been there? 453 00:16:29,503 --> 00:16:30,813 What are you doing here? 454 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,324 Gloria... 455 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,850 Everybody ditched me, 456 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,097 these guys invited me to play poker, 457 00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:38,224 and look who I'm sitting next to. 458 00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:40,919 - Eh... - Oh, she has no idea. 459 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,636 Hello, I'm Billy Dee Williams. 460 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:45,147 Hello. I'm Gloria Dee wife. 461 00:16:45,148 --> 00:16:48,512 Jay, it's almost midnight, and we forgot to buy my grapes. 462 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:50,534 Did you try room service? They probably have grapes. 463 00:16:50,535 --> 00:16:52,476 Oh, nothing fresh. 464 00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:55,842 But you can always fish some out of a can of fruit cocktail. 465 00:16:55,843 --> 00:16:58,924 Jay, you know that I need real grapes for my wishes. 466 00:16:58,925 --> 00:17:01,489 It's a Colombian tradition. It's only moderately insane. 467 00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:02,943 Well, I have grapes at my house. 468 00:17:02,944 --> 00:17:04,169 No, I don't want you to blow New Year's. 469 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:07,843 Oh, please. Every night is New Year's for Billy Dee. 470 00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:09,907 I like you, Billy Dee. 471 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:14,097 So at midnight, you eat them and then you make your wishes. 472 00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:15,776 Well, that sounds vaguely familiar. 473 00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:16,879 I might have heard about that 474 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,929 when I did that "Love boat" with Charo. 475 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,036 You know Charo? 476 00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:21,900 He's so obsessed with Charo. 477 00:17:22,222 --> 00:17:23,588 No kidding. 478 00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:25,698 Oh, my God. 479 00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:29,187 A classic Rolls Corniche. 480 00:17:29,188 --> 00:17:32,227 I have been in love with this car my whole life. 481 00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:34,616 In my village, if you didn't drive one of these, 482 00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:37,789 you couldn't call yourself a drug lord. 483 00:17:38,368 --> 00:17:39,902 Would you like to drive it? 484 00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:42,600 Does the bear sit in the woods? 485 00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:44,034 Classic Charo. 486 00:17:45,449 --> 00:17:47,834 Mmm? So... 487 00:17:49,284 --> 00:17:51,091 Was it worth my meltdown? 488 00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:52,490 It always is. 489 00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:59,672 Just you and me, under the desert sky. 490 00:17:59,673 --> 00:18:01,396 I'm Lawrence of Arabia, 491 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:02,755 you're Mrs... 492 00:18:03,513 --> 00:18:05,135 of Arabia. 493 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:08,336 Hey there. 494 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,442 Oh, my God. 495 00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:12,188 Sweet. You're the first ones here. 496 00:18:12,189 --> 00:18:13,270 Welcome. 497 00:18:13,271 --> 00:18:15,455 Uh, welcome to what? 498 00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:18,366 To Nude Year's Eve. You saw the flyer? 499 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,188 - No. - No. 500 00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:20,788 I told them. 501 00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:22,442 Robby. 502 00:18:22,443 --> 00:18:24,096 So I--whoa. Nude Year's Eve? 503 00:18:24,097 --> 00:18:26,592 You said Nude Year's Eve. It's clever. 504 00:18:26,593 --> 00:18:29,902 Yeah. We're the Palm Springs nudist association. 505 00:18:29,903 --> 00:18:31,870 It's how we celebrate the new year. 506 00:18:31,871 --> 00:18:34,828 - I can see. - Fresh. Like newborns. 507 00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:35,982 Naked. 508 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,695 - Yeah. - I got that. Yeah. 509 00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:38,893 Oh, my God. We have to get out of here. 510 00:18:38,894 --> 00:18:40,202 We have to get out of here. 511 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,343 Our clothes are trapped under that pile. 512 00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:43,475 You really wanna stand there naked 513 00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:45,452 sifting through all those drawstring pants? 514 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,765 Oh, okay. Scooting over. Just... just scootch in. 515 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:49,335 - Okay. - Scootin'. 516 00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:52,124 - Ah. - Hey. 517 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,153 Phil, something just touched me, 518 00:18:53,154 --> 00:18:54,902 - and it's not from your side. - Oh! 519 00:18:54,903 --> 00:18:56,426 Who wants champagne? 520 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,492 Oh, I'll have some. 521 00:18:57,493 --> 00:18:59,439 - Okay. Oh, my gosh. - Okay. 522 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,291 Oh, sorry. Pardon the reach. 523 00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,083 Thank you. 524 00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:06,729 We gotta make a run for it. 525 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,466 Well, now it's just gonna seem rude. 526 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:09,257 Phil. 527 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,746 I love this car so much! 528 00:19:12,747 --> 00:19:14,355 Where you gonna take us next, Billy Dee? 529 00:19:14,356 --> 00:19:16,469 A surprise that's gonna blow your mind. 530 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,095 And just call me Billy. 531 00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:18,985 Not doin' it. 532 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:26,755 And these are from the gentlemen at that table over there. 533 00:19:26,756 --> 00:19:29,043 Oh, free drinks. More free drinks. 534 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,730 Thank you. Thank-- they can't hear me. 535 00:19:30,731 --> 00:19:31,996 Thank you! 536 00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,811 This is what models must feel like. 537 00:19:34,812 --> 00:19:37,434 Excuse me, but has anyone ever told you 538 00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:39,539 you look like a young van Johnson? 539 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,228 Oh, no. That-- that's so sweet, though. 540 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:42,344 Thank you. 541 00:19:42,345 --> 00:19:43,756 Mm. Free pass? 542 00:19:43,757 --> 00:19:44,828 Pull up van Johnson on your phone. 543 00:19:44,829 --> 00:19:46,221 I need to know how I feel about that. 544 00:19:46,222 --> 00:19:47,869 He was gorgeous. You're fine. 545 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:50,580 This is nice, huh? Compliments, free drinks. 546 00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:51,942 What could be better? 547 00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:55,072 Alright gentlemen! Almost midnight! 548 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:56,304 Pucker up. 549 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:58,505 New Year's is so weird, 550 00:19:58,506 --> 00:19:59,888 the way it makes you think about time. 551 00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,900 Ten... nine... eight... 552 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,253 - Cam. - Mm? 553 00:20:03,254 --> 00:20:03,791 I think that's why 554 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:06,371 people put so much pressure on themselves to have fun. 555 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,187 Seven... six... five... 556 00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:11,083 I mean, I guess I sorta get it. 557 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:15,232 Four... three... two... one! 558 00:20:19,313 --> 00:20:21,523 Quick, quick! Make your wishes! 559 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,008 Like right now I wish I could just slow down time, 560 00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:27,139 'cause I am so not ready for him to grow up yet. 561 00:20:28,953 --> 00:20:29,798 I know. 562 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:32,722 I want him to stay our stupid little brother. 563 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,129 Hey, happy New Year. 564 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,002 You too. 565 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,479 Oh, my God, what is in this? 566 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,261 - Oh. Sorry. That one's mine. - Oh. 567 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:52,390 ...And I swear to you, I was so nervous, 568 00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:54,455 I think I might have put on somebody else's underwear. 569 00:20:54,456 --> 00:20:55,378 - I'm not kidding. - Ew! 570 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,728 I love this story. 571 00:20:56,729 --> 00:20:59,277 - Almost as good as yours, van Johnson. - Oh, my God! 572 00:20:59,278 --> 00:21:00,106 Oh, look. Here comes Jay. 573 00:21:00,107 --> 00:21:02,114 - I feel bad he missed all this fun. - Oh! - Hi! 574 00:21:02,115 --> 00:21:04,463 - Hi, dad. - Look, they're back. My devoted family. 575 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,701 Everyone, this is our dear friend, Billy Dee Williams. 576 00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:07,767 Hey, hey. 577 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,283 Oh, my God, it's Lando. 578 00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:12,278 Excuse me, Mr. Williams, 579 00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:13,008 I just have to tell you, 580 00:21:13,009 --> 00:21:15,038 I've loved you since I was a little boy. 581 00:21:15,572 --> 00:21:17,495 I'm so starstruck right now. 582 00:21:17,496 --> 00:21:19,399 Well, you must be Mitchell. 583 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,671 Jay told me all about you. 584 00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:31,071 Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net