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You look horrific. When was the
last time you really slept a night?
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Let's just work,
all right?
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Dean: Killer clown. I know
what you're thinking, Sam.
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"Why did it
have to be clowns?"
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Sam:
Give me a break.
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[ Laughs ] You didn't think
I remembered, did you?
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Come on,
you still bust out crying
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whenever you see Ronald McDonald
on the television.
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At least I'm not afraid
of flying.
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Planes crash.
And apparently clowns kill.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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It's okay.
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They can't hurt you.
They can't hurt you.
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"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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Yeah.
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"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Banging ]
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♪ Supernatural 7x14 ♪
Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie
Original Air Date on February 10, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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[ telephone rings ]
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Hello?
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Ye--
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"I am the eggman."
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Seriously, Frank,
pay phones?
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I mean, come on.
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I'm getting the clap off
this thing just touching it.
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Fred Savage? Really?
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Yeah, no, I know,
big mouths are everywhere.
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Uh, well, since you asked,
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some actual intel on the
Dick Roman guy would be nice.
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Fine.
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All right.
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Yeah, good looking out.
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I hope he finds
something quick.
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This whole protocol du jour thing's
really creeping my cheese.
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So, we got dick on Dick?
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That's a vivid way
of putting it.
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You find anything on Wonder Woman?
No.
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And there probably won't be.
They are definitely gone.
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But I might have found
something over in Kansas.
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All right,
well, let's do it.
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But, uh, a few simple rules,
okay? No babies.
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In fact, no baby mamas.
No bars.
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No booze --
no hot chicks of any kind.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Did you just say --
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Hey. You spawn
a monster baby,
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see how quick you want
to dive back in the pool.
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Dean: Ohh.
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Those are not the fun kind
of hickeys.
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You're -- you're saying
an octopus did this?
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Not just any octopus.
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Based on welt diameter,
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enteroctopus dofleini.
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And for those of us who skipped
the enteroctopus class?
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Giant pacific octopus.
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How giant we talking, Doc?
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Approximately 30 feet.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I mean, aren't...
giant octopi rare around here?
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Yet here we are.
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All right,
so what happens?
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Guy comes home,
cracks a beer,
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and gets...suckered
to death?
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Obviously, this was some kind
of freak fetish attack.
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Someone created
those hickey marks,
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then bled the man out.
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That bite look
a little vamp-y to you?
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Yeah, no question.
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So what are we
looking for?
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An octovamp?
A vamptopus?
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That's crazy even for us,
right?
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It does push the envelope.
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Let's go chat up
the widow.
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Sam: We're very sorry
for your loss, ma'am.
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Mrs. Harper, we know
this is, uh, bad timing.
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But we just have a few
routine questions
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that we need to ask you --
is that okay?
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Yeah.
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Did the house
feel any different lately?
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Different...?
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Anything strange.
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Cold spots.
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Uh, did you smell
anything weird?
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Maybe sulfury?
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No. Not that
I can remember.
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Okay, we're just ticking
all the boxes here.
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Um, what about any skeletons
in your husband's closet?
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[ Chuckling ] Skeletons?
What do you mean?
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Can you think of anybody
who would want to do him harm?
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A colleague,
an old flame.
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The tiniest detail
could really help.
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You want to know
what he was up to lately?
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Ask Stacey.
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She was here
the night he died.
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Um...Stacey?
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Our nanny.
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Any other questions?
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No, that's...
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Thank you.
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You've been a big help.
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Really appreciate
the hospitality, ma'am.
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[ Dog barks in distance ]
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[ Door closes ]
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Mom, dad, nanny --
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boy, that is a love triangle
right out of casa erotica.
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'Course, in those,
the jealous wife
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tends to channel her feelings
more productively.
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[ Scoffs ]
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The only thing I can't wrap
my mind around is --
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What, how wife lady
summoned an octovamp?
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More like "why?"
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I mean,
kind of impractical, right?
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Yeah.
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All right, one of us needs to go
talk to the naughty nanny.
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The other one stay here,
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shake down the place
when the wife leaves --
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see what
we're dealing with.
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All right.
I'm on the nanny.
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No, I'm on the nanny.
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I thought you said
no hot chicks.
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We don't know
that she's hot.
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Now, uh,
how would you describe
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your relationship
with the deceased?
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I don't know.
Normal, I guess.
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Normal?
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Well, I mostly dealt
with Debra.
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There was nothing going on,
if that's what you mean.
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Debra said that you were at
the house late the night that...
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That Brian died.
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Yeah.
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Brian was working late,
so I stayed with Kelly.
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She was pretty upset.
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Why's that?
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Well, it was her birthday.
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We had a party
at Plucky's.
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Plucky's.
Why does that sound familiar?
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Plucky Pennywhistle's
Magical Menagerie?
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Pizza chain for kids.
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Actually, more
[chuckling] for lazy parents.
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Anyway, her dad showed up
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for five minutes,
then he went back to work.
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And, of course,
her mom was out of town.
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This stupid kid told Kelly her
folks didn't really love her.
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She freaked.
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I was calming her down
for hours.
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Uh, did you...notice anything
weird at the house?
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Weird like...?
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Anything.
Even a bad feeling.
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No, nothing like that.
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Actually, Kelly does have
a weird thing about closets.
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But it's just kid stuff.
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Try me.
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She thinks there's a monster
in her closet.
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It drives everyone crazy.
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Hey, we talked
to the wrong person.
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Sam: What?
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Yeah, forget the mom.
Talk to the daughter.
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She's mad at her dad
for ditching her birthday.
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So, what do you think?
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A birthday wish gone wrong,
something like that?
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I don't know.
It could be.
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I got a 20
on her right now.
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Can you get to her without
tripping the AMBER Alert?
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'll try.
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All right,
see what you can find out.
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Whatcha working on there?
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I know who you are.
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're the guy
that talked to my mom.
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[ Chuckles ]
That's right. I did.
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Debra: Kelly!
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Something wrong?
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My mom will get mad
if I talk to you.
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Um...How come?
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Because of what I told
the police.
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And what did you tell
the police?
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I told them that I tried
to warn my dad.
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That the monster
would get him.
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Kelly. Come here!
Now!
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Kelly!
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Hooves clopping ]
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[ Horse neighs ]
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[ Insects chirping ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Thud ]
Aah!
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Ugh!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Horse neighs ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Giggling ]
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"If it bleeds,
you can kill it."
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[ Fabric rips ]
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[ Clowns laughing ]
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[ Siren wails in distance ]
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Huh.
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Hey. Um...
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Okay, so,
the horse I get.
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The hoofprints,
the jumping over the fence.
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But, uh,
what ran him through?
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Best thing I could tell you
is something big.
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So, what, like a lance?
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[ Gurney clattering ]
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It's sad.
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Lady's got to pull
her friggin' 8-year-old
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out of school
and tell him his dad's dead.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, ma'am?
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Agent Jones, FBI.
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I'm sorry.
I-I really need to go.
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Okay. Uh,
just one quick question,
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if you don't mind.
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Um, was yesterday
your son's birthday?
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00:11:06,737 --> 00:11:10,940
Billy's birthday? No.
Why would you ask that?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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Oh. But...
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His father did take him
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to a friend's
birthday party yesterday.
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[ Cries ]
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Hey.
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Hey. You remember a chain
called Plucky Pennywhistle's?
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No.
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00:11:38,852 --> 00:11:41,187
Really? Could have swore
you loved those places.
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No, dude, I hated them.
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Uh, you would dump me
and go trolling for chicks.
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It's not like I left you
in jail.
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I mean, those places
are supposed to be fun.
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Fun?
Uh, they're lame.
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And they smell like puke.
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And the ice cream
is all grainy.
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All right, don't have
one of your episodes, okay?
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I'm just saying I hit
a dead end with this whole
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wishes-gone-wild thing,
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but both kids
were at Plucky's day of.
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Look, why don't you go
check out the local Plucky's
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and ask
about this Billy kid?
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00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,364
Look, man,
w-why don't I just...
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Why don't I just
wait for you to get back?
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No can do, Hermano.
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I'm on my way
to talk to little Billy.
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00:12:12,869 --> 00:12:16,639
Why -- why -- why don't I talk
to Billy...Right now?
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[ Laughs ]
Wait, wait, wait.
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This isn't about your, uh,
your clown thing, is it?
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What?!
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No!
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00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:26,065
Sammy?
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No.
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Yeah, what in the world
did they do to you?
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All right, you know what?
Never mind.
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Just know that 99.99%
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of all clowns
can't hurt you.
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Okay?
And if it bleeds,
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you can kill it.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
261
00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:44,200
"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
262
00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:57,880
I'm too old for this.
263
00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:59,965
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
264
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:03,752
[ Children laughing ]
265
00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:04,753
[ Exhales sharply ]
266
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,780
Welcome to Plucky's,
267
00:13:14,865 --> 00:13:16,532
where all your dreams
are good.
268
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:17,616
[ Chuckles nervously ]
269
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,985
Could you just,
uh, maybe...
270
00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,787
Just get the manager
for me?
271
00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:23,989
Okay.
272
00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:25,607
[ Music continues ]
273
00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:27,493
[ Exhales sharply ]
274
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:51,317
I just need you to stay sane
for three more hours.
275
00:13:51,401 --> 00:13:54,069
Okay? Here.
276
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,272
Finish your homework.
277
00:13:56,323 --> 00:13:58,941
Like I can concentrate
in here.
278
00:13:58,992 --> 00:14:00,476
[ Exhales sharply ]
279
00:14:00,527 --> 00:14:02,745
[ Sighs ]
280
00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:20,829
Jean:
Real beauties, huh?
281
00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,965
We rotate them out
once a week.
282
00:14:23,016 --> 00:14:26,001
Kids love having their art
on the wall.
283
00:14:26,052 --> 00:14:27,887
"Draw your worst fear"?
284
00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,138
I know.
285
00:14:29,189 --> 00:14:30,940
But we don't post
the truly evil stuff --
286
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:33,476
just the standard crap
like sharks and ghosts.
287
00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:37,179
Jean Holiday,
shift manager.
288
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,948
Johnson, FBI.
289
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:40,616
So [chuckles softly]
tell me --
290
00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:44,036
why even ask the kids to draw
creepy stuff to begin with?
291
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,539
It's just an exercise...
292
00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:48,624
Some pop psychologist
came up with.
293
00:14:48,691 --> 00:14:50,192
Plus, the owner's obsessed
294
00:14:50,243 --> 00:14:51,911
with "aiding children's
development."
295
00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:53,796
So, the place mat
is a safe way
296
00:14:53,863 --> 00:14:55,998
to get kids to talk
about their fears.
297
00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:58,300
You know, we get them
to sketch it in a little box,
298
00:14:58,368 --> 00:15:00,869
and -- voilà! --
Plucky magically transforms it
299
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,338
into rainbows and candy.
300
00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:03,556
[ Scoffs lightly ]
301
00:15:03,623 --> 00:15:05,508
Personally, I think
it's a load of hooey,
302
00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,643
but they say that
if these fears run wild,
303
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,878
then it affects kids
long into their adulthood.
304
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,181
[ Horn honks ]
305
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,655
Yeah, I've -- I've --
I've heard that.
306
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:22,491
Um...So, I don't know
if you'll remember,
307
00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:25,778
but there was a kid
in here yesterday
308
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,196
named Billy Pogue
for a party?
309
00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:28,864
Oh, the conniption kid.
310
00:15:28,915 --> 00:15:30,416
Conniption?
He -- he had --
311
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:32,901
No, no, no, not him.
He was fine. It was his dad.
312
00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:35,671
He pulls the kid away
before cake and presents,
313
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:37,790
and I guess the kid asked to
stay for another five minutes.
314
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:40,092
The dad pulls
a full-frontal douchebag,
315
00:15:40,176 --> 00:15:41,210
starts screaming.
316
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:42,911
Just embarrassed
for the kid.
317
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:55,774
[ Clicking tongue ]
Hey. Hey.
318
00:15:55,859 --> 00:15:57,426
[ Whistles softly ]
Hey!
319
00:16:01,097 --> 00:16:03,983
You a cop?
320
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,985
Uh, yeah.
I'm a Fed.
321
00:16:07,704 --> 00:16:09,655
Uh, what are you
investigating?
322
00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:11,273
Couple of crazy deaths.
323
00:16:11,324 --> 00:16:13,909
Why, is there something
you want to share?
324
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,944
Look -- not now.
325
00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:19,048
Too many eyes.
326
00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:21,166
Come back after closing.
327
00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:31,844
Hey.
328
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:34,897
So, what's the lowdown
with trauma town?
329
00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:37,733
I can tell you this much.
330
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,968
Neither vic was up
for parent of the year.
331
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,820
Kelly's dad skipped
her birthday,
332
00:16:41,905 --> 00:16:44,657
and Billy's dad pulled one
of those Dick Parent scenes
333
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,141
that makes
everyone cringe.
334
00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:47,309
What the hell are these?
335
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,444
Kid therapy.
336
00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:49,912
Um, you draw
your worst nightmare --
337
00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:51,163
poof! --
Plucky fixes it.
338
00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:52,814
Um, they hang them up
on this big wall.
339
00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:55,117
Well,
can't argue with this.
340
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:56,818
Leprechauns are deadly.
341
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:57,986
[ Scoffs lightly ]
342
00:16:58,038 --> 00:17:00,506
Okay, so, Kelly draws
a monster,
343
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,541
and then that goes after
her father?
344
00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:04,126
That's what we're saying?
345
00:17:04,177 --> 00:17:06,428
Well, here's the thing.
They label those.
346
00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:08,430
And guess which two
were missing.
347
00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:10,599
Well, name tag was there --
no place mat.
348
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:11,934
Little miss octovamp.
349
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:13,769
Yeah. And...
350
00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:16,038
Billy.
[ Groans ] So...
351
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:18,474
Somehow, whatever he drew
came to life
352
00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:20,693
and killed his dad,
riding a horse.
353
00:17:20,777 --> 00:17:23,479
Close, but no Seabiscuit.
[ Clears throat ]
354
00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:26,865
See, I went and had
a little chat with Billy.
355
00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:28,450
And he drew me this.
356
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:34,323
Wait.
357
00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,491
So now unicorns are evil?
358
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,543
[ Scoffing ] Yeah.
Obviously.
359
00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:39,411
Great.
360
00:17:39,496 --> 00:17:41,330
Well, now the question is,
361
00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:45,250
how did a Unicorn come off
a sketch and kill Billy's dad?
362
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,035
How's any of this
happening?
363
00:17:49,973 --> 00:17:51,640
Well, that's it for me.
364
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,208
Guess I'll head out.
365
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:54,560
Uh, one more thing.
366
00:17:54,644 --> 00:17:56,645
Some kid puked
in the ball pit.
367
00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:59,014
It's gonna need
a full sanitization.
368
00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:01,216
Do that,
and then you can clock out.
369
00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:18,417
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
370
00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:26,091
Aah!
371
00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:33,766
Ah!
372
00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,351
Aah!
373
00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:44,727
[ Screaming ]
374
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:52,534
[ Screaming stops ]
375
00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:54,720
[ Screams ]
376
00:18:59,592 --> 00:19:01,577
[ Breathing heavily ]
377
00:19:04,597 --> 00:19:06,598
Aah!
378
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,731
[ Police radio chatter ]
379
00:19:33,693 --> 00:19:35,811
Hold on one second
there, guys.
380
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,668
All right.
Uh, thank you.
381
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:46,872
So?
382
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,824
The manager found the body
in the ball pit.
383
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,158
Blood everywhere.
384
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,426
Cops have a theory?
385
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,711
Yeah, they think
the ball washer did it.
386
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,930
The what?
The...ball washer.
387
00:19:54,997 --> 00:19:56,882
The what?
The ball --
388
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,967
Look at this.
389
00:20:01,521 --> 00:20:03,355
Thank you, gentlemen.
390
00:20:03,439 --> 00:20:06,508
[ Clears throat ]
391
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:07,893
That's a shark bite.
392
00:20:07,977 --> 00:20:09,278
Yeah.
393
00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:10,863
And, uh,
judging from the radius,
394
00:20:10,947 --> 00:20:12,180
I'd say a 20-footer,
at least.
395
00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:16,518
"Shark Week," man.
How do you not watch that?
396
00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:19,454
Whole week of sharks.
397
00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:36,538
Omar Cooper.
[ Chuckles ]
398
00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:38,373
How much you want to bet
399
00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:39,975
little Omar here
was scared of sharks?
400
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,560
And Saul the janitor
is connected how?
401
00:20:41,628 --> 00:20:42,945
I mean, he's not related
to Omar.
402
00:20:43,012 --> 00:20:46,348
No. But Saul had something
he wanted to tell me.
403
00:20:46,399 --> 00:20:48,650
So this isn't about ganking
some dickweed parent.
404
00:20:48,718 --> 00:20:50,719
More like, uh,
silencing a whistle-blower?
405
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,487
Great, so whatever
we're looking for
406
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:55,741
can literally fire off
childhood fears at will.
407
00:20:55,825 --> 00:20:58,560
Wow. Watch out
for evil lunch ladies.
408
00:20:58,611 --> 00:21:00,195
All right.
409
00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:01,446
Let's comb this place.
410
00:21:01,531 --> 00:21:02,865
[ Sighs ]
411
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:05,284
Seriously.
412
00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:06,785
Dractopus.
413
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:08,537
Seabiscuit the impaler.
[ Device whines ]
414
00:21:08,588 --> 00:21:11,173
Land shark -- what's next?
415
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,047
[ Parking brake clicks ]
416
00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:20,415
Okay, Tyler, that's it.
417
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,217
You got to take the bus
from here.
418
00:21:22,268 --> 00:21:23,218
But I thought --
419
00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:24,353
I can't. I'm sorry.
420
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,604
I'm late.
[ Purse unzips ]
421
00:21:25,688 --> 00:21:27,639
[ Coins clink ]
422
00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:28,891
Here.
423
00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:30,058
[ Purse zips ]
424
00:21:34,564 --> 00:21:36,932
Stay out of trouble.
425
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:56,298
[ Clowns laughing ]
426
00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,136
Whee!
427
00:22:03,139 --> 00:22:04,006
Aah!
428
00:22:08,345 --> 00:22:09,895
Ohh.
429
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,380
Ow!
430
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,650
[ Laughing ]
431
00:22:23,493 --> 00:22:25,110
Maybe...Tulpa?
432
00:22:25,195 --> 00:22:28,364
No, killing's are
too spread out.
433
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,032
True.
434
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,084
Um...Angel?
435
00:22:32,168 --> 00:22:33,568
It's a little imaginative
for the God squad,
436
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,120
don't you think?
437
00:22:35,205 --> 00:22:37,840
[ Sighs ]
All right. So...What?
438
00:22:37,907 --> 00:22:39,958
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm tapped out.
439
00:22:40,043 --> 00:22:43,545
Well, whatever it is,
440
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,464
at least we know
where it is.
441
00:22:45,548 --> 00:22:46,965
Plucky's!
442
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,702
That's where the victims
are getting picked up.
443
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:54,106
Yeah, but we swept the place
last night, and nada.
444
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:55,541
I can go back.
445
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,643
Go to the employees,
maybe dig up some dirt.
446
00:22:57,727 --> 00:23:00,245
What good's that gonna do?
They think you're a Fed.
447
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,631
The one guy who was gonna rat,
he got Bruce'd.
448
00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:05,200
If anybody knows anything,
they're not gonna tell you.
449
00:23:05,268 --> 00:23:07,453
All right. Yep.
That's the plan.
450
00:23:07,537 --> 00:23:08,770
[ Chair scrapes ]
I'll go back...
451
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:11,106
Play bad cop,
really lean into them.
452
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,275
And...?
453
00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:16,328
And...when I'm done,
then you watch them.
454
00:23:16,413 --> 00:23:19,415
So if somebody freaks out,
then that's our creep.
455
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:22,468
Or he'll lead us closer,
and you can track him.
456
00:23:22,552 --> 00:23:25,003
Well, what's my cover?
457
00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:26,955
I don't know.
Just hang back.
458
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,340
Act normal.
459
00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:29,508
[ Door slams ]
460
00:23:31,761 --> 00:23:34,563
Yeah, yeah. Guy in his 30s
hanging out at Plucky's alone --
461
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:35,981
that's normal.
462
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,466
That's not pervy at all.
463
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,068
Jean: So, it doesn't matter
what people say.
464
00:23:39,135 --> 00:23:40,235
We've roped it off.
465
00:23:40,303 --> 00:23:42,020
I've notified the powers
that be. Everyone's aware.
466
00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:44,406
[ Clears throat loudly ]
Just no one goes in the...
467
00:23:44,474 --> 00:23:46,108
Hi.
468
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:47,526
Agent.
469
00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:48,477
I bet I know
why you're here.
470
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,162
How's business?
471
00:23:50,246 --> 00:23:52,481
Turns out not even
grim flippin' death
472
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,613
can slow down
the birthday fun.
473
00:23:53,638 --> 00:23:54,833
Oh.
474
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,368
We roped off the ball pit,
though,
475
00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:57,819
until corporate
can get here.
476
00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,289
[ Sighs ] I just can't believe
the machine fritzed
477
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:01,707
and did Saul in
like that.
478
00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:03,125
Yeah,
that makes two of us.
479
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,593
I'm gonna need to talk
to some of your employees.
480
00:24:04,661 --> 00:24:05,844
Like who?
481
00:24:05,929 --> 00:24:06,979
Like you.
482
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,797
[ Children chattering ]
483
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,266
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
484
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:30,285
Howdy, friend.
485
00:24:30,353 --> 00:24:31,820
Giant slinky.
486
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,355
Would have killed for one
of those when I was a kid.
487
00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:34,689
How much?
488
00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,041
1,000 tickets.
American dinero. How much?
489
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,360
Oh, we don't take cash here
at Plucky Pennywhistle's.
490
00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:41,163
Only tickets won through
hard work and determination.
491
00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:42,414
[ Chuckles ]
492
00:24:42,499 --> 00:24:43,832
You mainlined
the kool-aid, huh?
493
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,534
[ Laughs ]
494
00:24:47,303 --> 00:24:50,556
It's double-ticket Tuesday
if you play skeeball.
495
00:24:55,178 --> 00:24:57,563
Howdy, friend!
496
00:25:03,153 --> 00:25:04,987
So, where were you
last night?
497
00:25:05,054 --> 00:25:07,156
Well, here.
498
00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:08,740
Obviously.
499
00:25:08,825 --> 00:25:11,226
I found him.
500
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,196
But I was by the cash register
the whole time.
501
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:16,532
There's a security camera
pointed right at the counter.
502
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,584
- The cops already looked at it.
- Uh-huh.
503
00:25:18,668 --> 00:25:20,202
And you heard nothing?
504
00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:21,970
I heard the ball blaster.
505
00:25:22,038 --> 00:25:23,738
I didn't hear him.
506
00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,958
If I did, I would have
run in, of course.
507
00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:27,576
Yeah, right, right.
508
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,877
So that's your excuse.
509
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,796
My what?
510
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,914
Look, I know
I'm new to this job, but I'm --
511
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,150
What?
512
00:25:35,218 --> 00:25:36,969
- How new?
- Couple weeks.
513
00:25:37,053 --> 00:25:38,353
[ Voice breaking ]
I just got promoted.
514
00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:41,089
Hmm.
515
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:45,894
So, uh, was there a lot
of competition for the gig?
516
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,012
I guess.
517
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,532
It comes with benefits.
518
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,734
The bosses had us
all write essays
519
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:55,404
about how we would
do our best for the kids,
520
00:25:55,455 --> 00:25:56,638
and they picked me.
521
00:25:56,706 --> 00:25:58,457
Don't be shocked,
522
00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:01,076
but I actually did two semesters
at college, so...
523
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:05,130
I'm not in any kind
of trouble, am I?
524
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:08,500
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
525
00:26:08,585 --> 00:26:12,254
Look, I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm trying.
526
00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:14,623
And, I mean, it's not as if
I'd ever do anything illegal.
527
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,624
[ Slams desk ]
528
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,227
Sure you wouldn't.
529
00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:21,963
[ Children laughing ]
530
00:26:29,405 --> 00:26:32,824
[ Up-tempo music continues ]
531
00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,134
Special Agent?
532
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,552
Wow!
533
00:27:00,637 --> 00:27:02,137
I want you to know, sir,
534
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:03,752
that I really appreciate
what you do, and --
535
00:27:03,777 --> 00:27:04,977
Quiet.
536
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:12,698
[ Machine beeping ]
537
00:27:17,353 --> 00:27:19,020
Hey!
538
00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:20,289
Stop cheating!
539
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,994
[ Beeping continues ]
540
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,529
You heard him.
Knock it off!
541
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,302
Jackass. Jackass.
542
00:27:34,337 --> 00:27:36,138
Tyler, soup's on.
543
00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:40,875
- But, mom, I don't want --
- Just eat it.
544
00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:42,227
But it sucks!
545
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:44,479
[ Sighs ]
546
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:54,189
Hey, why don't you cut her
some slack?
547
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,407
What do you care?
548
00:27:55,491 --> 00:27:57,392
Because I've been
where you are.
549
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,661
Your mom made you camp at
a stupid Plucky's after school?
550
00:27:59,729 --> 00:28:01,613
Y-- no.
551
00:28:01,698 --> 00:28:07,369
No, but my dad,
he...hauled me places.
552
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,788
Besides,
she's working a tough gig.
553
00:28:09,872 --> 00:28:11,590
You know?
She's exhausted.
554
00:28:11,674 --> 00:28:15,093
You should take pity
on the old.
555
00:28:15,178 --> 00:28:17,512
And, hey, free grub.
556
00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:19,297
That stuff tastes
like butt.
557
00:28:19,382 --> 00:28:20,716
What?
558
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,917
Come on,
it can't be that bad.
559
00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:23,918
Let's see here.
560
00:28:26,723 --> 00:28:28,056
Ah.
561
00:28:30,259 --> 00:28:31,393
That is butt.
562
00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:32,277
[ Coughs ]
563
00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:37,983
You scared of robots?
564
00:28:38,067 --> 00:28:39,868
They have laser eyes.
565
00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:41,436
Yes.
566
00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:44,539
Howdy, friend!
What's your name?
567
00:28:44,607 --> 00:28:47,376
Hi.
568
00:28:55,451 --> 00:28:56,785
Lose the head.
569
00:28:59,455 --> 00:29:00,439
Why'd you do it?
570
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,457
Do...What?
571
00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,609
I think you know.
572
00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:06,812
I...
573
00:29:06,896 --> 00:29:07,846
I got rights.
574
00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:08,897
You can't --
575
00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:10,315
[ chair clatters ]
576
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,133
I'm the federal
government, pal.
577
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,802
- I can do whatever I want.
- Okay. I'll talk.
578
00:29:18,641 --> 00:29:19,741
Dean!
579
00:29:36,926 --> 00:29:39,127
Hey! Hey! Come here!
580
00:29:40,763 --> 00:29:42,297
Hey!
581
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,636
[ Panting ]
582
00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:50,338
If this is about the meth lab
that fireballed up in Butte,
583
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:51,339
it wasn't me.
584
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,808
Okay, it was my brother,
585
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:55,193
but, um, we got
the same fingerprints, and...
586
00:29:55,278 --> 00:29:57,813
Please. This is
the best job I ever had.
587
00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,948
All right, look, uh...
588
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,366
Cliff.
Cliff.
589
00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,784
You're not using
kids' nightmares
590
00:30:02,852 --> 00:30:03,785
to smoke people,
are you, Cliff?
591
00:30:03,853 --> 00:30:06,872
I don't...think so.
592
00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:10,709
Get up.
593
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:12,026
What's going on?
594
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:13,662
All right, cards up.
595
00:30:13,713 --> 00:30:16,798
Yeah, we don't care that you,
you know, broke bad or whatever.
596
00:30:16,866 --> 00:30:19,501
But there is some seriously
weird going on in there.
597
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,703
You mean the sub-basement.
598
00:30:21,754 --> 00:30:23,705
This place
has a sub-basement?
599
00:30:23,756 --> 00:30:25,390
Sure.
Door's out back.
600
00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:26,641
Easy to miss
if you don't know.
601
00:30:26,709 --> 00:30:27,759
What's in there?
602
00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:29,344
Alls I know is...
603
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:32,881
Me and Saul used to come in
after hours sometimes and...
604
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,733
[ Laughs ]
605
00:30:34,817 --> 00:30:38,653
You ever shroom
in a ball pit?
606
00:30:38,721 --> 00:30:40,355
[ Laughs ]
607
00:30:41,324 --> 00:30:43,492
Not that I...would,
agents.
608
00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:46,578
It was Saul.
Just Saul. All alone.
609
00:30:46,662 --> 00:30:47,996
Anyway...
610
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,832
Sometimes we'd hear, like,
spooky stuff,
611
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,284
through the vents...
612
00:30:52,368 --> 00:30:55,003
Coming up
from the boiler room.
613
00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,208
Okay, kiddo.
Let's go.
614
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,743
But somebody stole it!
615
00:31:01,794 --> 00:31:04,513
So, draw another one!
616
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:05,680
Okay?
617
00:31:05,748 --> 00:31:08,183
We gotta go.
618
00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:12,854
Okay. I'm sorry.
619
00:31:12,922 --> 00:31:15,857
[ Sighs ]
Thank you.
620
00:31:15,925 --> 00:31:17,258
That place mat
sucked anyway.
621
00:31:29,271 --> 00:31:30,438
Dean. What?
What is it?
622
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:32,157
While you were out
being Dirty Harry,
623
00:31:32,241 --> 00:31:35,327
uh, Tyler's mom
got pissy with him,
624
00:31:35,411 --> 00:31:36,995
and now
his place mat's missing.
625
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:38,580
So, what do you think?
626
00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,782
I think the bitchy mom
627
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:44,002
plus, uh, sad kid
plus place mat
628
00:31:44,086 --> 00:31:46,471
with something nuts
written on it...
629
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:47,973
equals wacky corpse.
630
00:31:48,057 --> 00:31:49,474
So you think she's next
on the list?
631
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:51,843
All right, I'll tail them
just to be safe. You --
632
00:31:51,928 --> 00:31:52,961
check the boiler room.
I know.
633
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,629
Right.
634
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,897
Oh. Oh.
635
00:31:55,965 --> 00:31:57,515
Uh, Dean, hey, uh,
any idea what he drew?
636
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,900
- Robot.
- Robot?
637
00:31:58,968 --> 00:32:00,802
Yeah, about the size
of a house.
638
00:32:00,853 --> 00:32:02,303
Shoots destructo beams
out of its eyes.
639
00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:05,440
At least
I'll see it coming.
640
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:06,524
Yeah.
641
00:32:26,996 --> 00:32:29,464
Now, that's perfectly normal.
642
00:32:58,911 --> 00:33:00,478
Howard: Drop it.
643
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:08,670
Drop it!
644
00:33:13,709 --> 00:33:16,177
Mm-hmm.
Now kick it over.
645
00:33:18,881 --> 00:33:21,983
[ Gun slides ]
646
00:33:22,051 --> 00:33:24,402
Some pretty heavy hoodoo
you got here.
647
00:33:24,487 --> 00:33:26,321
I gotta say,
as far as I know,
648
00:33:26,388 --> 00:33:29,774
none of these things,
uh, can poop out a Unicorn.
649
00:33:29,859 --> 00:33:33,828
There's power in fear.
650
00:33:33,896 --> 00:33:37,949
And when a child draws
what he's afraid of,
651
00:33:38,034 --> 00:33:42,120
a little of that mojo
ends up on the page.
652
00:33:42,204 --> 00:33:44,572
So, what, you toss it
in the fire,
653
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:47,625
and some bed-wetter's
horror show comes to life?
654
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:49,544
I got to get something
off the parent, too.
655
00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:52,464
Something they own.
656
00:33:52,548 --> 00:33:54,716
That bit gets tricky.
[ Chuckles ]
657
00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:56,918
Well, it hasn't seemed
to slow you down.
658
00:33:56,969 --> 00:34:00,188
I'm just doing
what I need to!
659
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:01,923
[ Chuckling ]
Okay. Okay.
660
00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:03,725
I get it. Okay?
661
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,263
No drawing...
662
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:10,482
No Iron Giant!
663
00:34:10,566 --> 00:34:15,153
Oh, that b-word
is still on the list!
664
00:34:15,237 --> 00:34:16,821
But not tonight.
665
00:34:16,906 --> 00:34:17,989
Bigger fish.
666
00:34:18,074 --> 00:34:20,258
What, are you gonna shoot me,
Howard?
667
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,944
You really want a body
on your hands?!
668
00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:24,629
- Blood everywhere?!
- You shut up!
669
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:28,049
'Cause I got lots of ways
to take care of bullies.
670
00:34:28,117 --> 00:34:29,117
Don't you worry.
671
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,385
Like that FBI guy.
672
00:34:30,452 --> 00:34:31,503
He's your pal, right?
673
00:34:33,122 --> 00:34:35,640
I saw you chase
Cliff down.
674
00:34:35,758 --> 00:34:39,594
Five minutes ago,
his business card was torched.
675
00:34:39,645 --> 00:34:41,896
Along with something
from my...
676
00:34:41,964 --> 00:34:44,315
personal collection.
677
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,650
[ Chuckles ]
678
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:49,137
I-I-I picked it out
real special for him, too.
679
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:51,656
Soon as I saw him,
I noticed.
680
00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:54,743
He was staring
at every little Plucky
681
00:34:54,810 --> 00:34:57,829
like it was gonna stab him
or something.
682
00:35:02,418 --> 00:35:03,484
[ Car door closes ]
683
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,591
Guy's got a real thing
about clowns.
684
00:35:11,127 --> 00:35:13,845
[ Laughing ]
685
00:35:27,578 --> 00:35:29,379
[ Laughing ]
686
00:35:33,617 --> 00:35:37,304
Well, hey, these are,
uh, really nice dolls.
687
00:35:37,388 --> 00:35:39,723
Did you paint
them yourself?
688
00:35:44,012 --> 00:35:45,979
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
689
00:35:46,064 --> 00:35:48,015
Uh, friggin' Plucky.
690
00:35:48,099 --> 00:35:49,799
Plucky helps kids.
691
00:35:49,851 --> 00:35:51,768
It's all I ever
wanted to do.
692
00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:54,438
And when the management slot
opened up, I...
693
00:35:57,025 --> 00:35:59,076
But they passed me over.
694
00:35:59,143 --> 00:36:00,810
Shocker.
695
00:36:00,862 --> 00:36:04,748
No, I told them,
"No one cares more than me."
696
00:36:04,815 --> 00:36:06,700
But suits never listen.
697
00:36:07,702 --> 00:36:09,369
So, I'm doing it my way.
698
00:36:09,454 --> 00:36:11,421
So let me
get this straight.
699
00:36:11,489 --> 00:36:13,990
You didn't get
the good parking space,
700
00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:15,675
so you start
dropping bodies?
701
00:36:15,743 --> 00:36:17,411
Those parents
were horrible.
702
00:36:17,478 --> 00:36:19,046
They deserved
what they got.
703
00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:20,630
What about Saul?
704
00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:21,765
Saul had a big mouth!
705
00:36:21,832 --> 00:36:23,133
[ Grunting and laughing ]
706
00:36:25,269 --> 00:36:26,770
Some guy hits on
the babysitter,
707
00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,838
all of a sudden
he's the world's worst dad?
708
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:31,391
A good parent
puts his kids first.
709
00:36:31,476 --> 00:36:34,277
And having a little girl
watch her pop get ganked
710
00:36:34,345 --> 00:36:37,147
by the closet monster --
that's putting her first?
711
00:36:37,198 --> 00:36:39,349
In the long run,
they'll all be better off.
712
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,484
You think so?
Really?
713
00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:42,035
I would have been.
714
00:36:52,213 --> 00:36:54,931
So, your brother.
715
00:36:56,968 --> 00:36:58,085
What'd you do to him?
716
00:36:58,169 --> 00:36:59,669
It's not my fault!
It's theirs!
717
00:37:06,227 --> 00:37:08,762
Looks to me
like he drowned.
718
00:37:10,714 --> 00:37:12,983
I was screaming...
719
00:37:13,050 --> 00:37:14,985
But my folks...
720
00:37:15,052 --> 00:37:16,770
They didn't listen.
721
00:37:16,854 --> 00:37:18,939
They never listened.
722
00:37:19,023 --> 00:37:19,856
It was an accident.
723
00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:21,525
They let him die!
724
00:37:25,997 --> 00:37:27,197
Ohh!
725
00:37:27,248 --> 00:37:28,582
Yeah!
Ohh!
726
00:37:35,256 --> 00:37:37,424
I'll bet you still
have nightmares.
727
00:37:39,043 --> 00:37:41,044
In fact, I'll bet you haven't
been in the water since.
728
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:41,845
Shut up!
729
00:37:41,912 --> 00:37:44,381
Because you're afraid.
730
00:37:47,385 --> 00:37:48,718
No!!
731
00:37:50,688 --> 00:37:51,855
[ Gunshots ]
732
00:38:06,871 --> 00:38:08,572
It wasn't my fault.
733
00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,458
I'm sorry.
734
00:38:18,782 --> 00:38:20,083
[ Gasping ]
735
00:38:37,964 --> 00:38:40,900
[ Yelling ]
736
00:38:46,173 --> 00:38:47,240
[ Spits ]
737
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,719
[ Sighs ]
738
00:39:08,536 --> 00:39:09,819
Let's roll.
739
00:39:13,707 --> 00:39:16,376
Go ahead. Say it.
740
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:17,927
[ Laughs ]
741
00:39:17,995 --> 00:39:19,612
I'm sorry.
742
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:24,868
You look like you got attacked
by some PCP-crazed strippers.
743
00:39:24,935 --> 00:39:27,303
[ Laughing ]
744
00:39:27,354 --> 00:39:31,608
Dude, one of them sprayed me
with seltzer from his flower.
745
00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:38,398
I'm s-- whew.
746
00:39:38,465 --> 00:39:39,666
What?
747
00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:41,034
Nothing.
748
00:39:41,118 --> 00:39:42,018
Carry on.
749
00:39:42,069 --> 00:39:43,203
Ohh.
750
00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:44,737
That's...
751
00:39:44,822 --> 00:39:46,522
Sam...
752
00:39:46,574 --> 00:39:50,877
I'm sorry for...
psychologically scarring you.
753
00:39:50,961 --> 00:39:53,296
Which time?
754
00:39:53,363 --> 00:39:54,631
Shut up. Seriously.
755
00:39:54,698 --> 00:39:56,633
You know, me ditching you
when we were kids,
756
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,834
that was a dick move.
757
00:39:57,885 --> 00:40:00,036
You know,
the whole clown thing...
758
00:40:00,087 --> 00:40:02,005
You know what, man?
Honestly...
759
00:40:02,056 --> 00:40:07,310
Getting my ass kicked
by those juggalos tonight was...
760
00:40:07,377 --> 00:40:08,595
It was therapeutic.
761
00:40:08,679 --> 00:40:10,763
- You faced your fear.
- Exactly.
762
00:40:10,848 --> 00:40:13,766
And now what else could a clown
possibly ever do to me?
763
00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:15,018
- I feel good.
- Well, congrats.
764
00:40:15,069 --> 00:40:16,686
By the way,
to celebrate...
765
00:40:16,754 --> 00:40:18,738
What?
[ Sighs ]
766
00:40:22,026 --> 00:40:23,026
- No!
- Yes.
767
00:40:23,077 --> 00:40:24,444
Did you win this?
768
00:40:24,528 --> 00:40:25,411
We earned that.
769
00:40:25,496 --> 00:40:27,413
Ha ha!
770
00:40:27,498 --> 00:40:31,233
Hey. I got you a little
something, too, actually.
771
00:40:31,285 --> 00:40:32,919
[ Sighs ]
772
00:40:33,003 --> 00:40:34,754
[ Groans ]
773
00:40:34,838 --> 00:40:36,673
What? You said
you were over it.
774
00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:39,425
You can think
of it as a...
775
00:40:39,510 --> 00:40:42,295
clown phobia
sobriety chip.
776
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,320
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