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So if a photon is directed
through a plane with two slits in it
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and either slit is observed,
it will not go through both slits.
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If it's unobserved, it will.
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However, if it's observed
after it's left the plane
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but before it hits its target,
it won't have gone through both slits.
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Agreed.
What's your point?
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There's no point, I just think
it's a good idea for a T-shirt.
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- Excuse me.
- Hang on.
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One across is "Aegean."
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Eight down is "Nabokov."
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26 across is "MCM."
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14 down is...
Move your finger...
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"Phylum" which makes 14 across
"Port-au-Prince"
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See, "Papa Doc's capitol idea,"
that's "Port-au-Prince."
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Haiti.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes.
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Is this the high-IQ sperm bank?
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If you have to ask,
maybe you shouldn't be here.
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I think this is the place.
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- Fill these out.
- Thank you.
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- We'll be right back.
- Take your time.
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I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
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Oh, wait.
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Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
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What, are you kidding?
You're a semi-pro.
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No. We are committing genetic fraud.
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There's no guarantee that our sperm
is going to generate high-IQ offspring.
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Think about that. I have a sister with
the same basic DNA mix
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who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
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Sheldon, this was your idea.
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A little extra money to get fractional
T-1 bandwidth in the apartment.
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I know, and I do yearn
for faster downloads.
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But there's some poor woman
who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
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What if she winds up with a toddler
who doesn't know if he should use
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an integral or a differential
to solve the area under a curve?
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- I'm sure she'll still love him.
- I wouldn't.
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Well, what do you want to do?
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I want to leave.
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What's the protocol for leaving?
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I don't know... I've never reneged
on a proffer of sperm before.
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Let's try just walking out.
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- Bye.
- Bye. Nice meeting you.
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Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
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You want to hear an interesting
thing about stairs?
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Not really.
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If the height of a single step
is off by as little as two millimeters,
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- most people will trip.
- I don't care.
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Two milli... That doesn't seem right.
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No, it's true, I did a series of
experiments when I was 12.
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My father broke his clavicle.
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Is that why they sent
you to boarding school?
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No. That was a result
of my work with lasers.
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New neighbor?
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Evidently.
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Significant improvement
over the old neighbor.
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200-pound transvestite
with a skin condition?
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Yes, she is.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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We don't mean to interrupt.
We live across the hall.
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Oh, that's nice.
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We don't live together. I mean...
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We live together,
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but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
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Okay, well...
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Guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.
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- Leonard. Sheldon.
- Hi.
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Well...
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Welcome to the building.
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Thank you.
Maybe we can have coffee sometime.
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Great.
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- Well... bye.
- Bye.
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Should we have invited her for lunch?
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We're gonna start season two
of Battlestar Galactica.
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We already watched the season two DVDs.
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Not with commentary.
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I think we should be good neighbors
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and invite her over,
make her feel welcome.
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We never invited
Louie-slash-Louise over.
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And that was wrong of us.
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We need to widen our circle.
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I have a very wide circle.
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I have 212 friends on MySpace.
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Yes, and you've never met one of them.
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That's the beauty of it.
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I'm gonna invite her over.
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We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
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Chat? We don't chat.
At least not offline.
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It's not difficult.
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You just listen to what she says
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and then you say something
appropriate in response.
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To what end?
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Hi... again.
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Hi.
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Anyway...
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We brought home Indian food.
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And...
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I know that moving can be stressful,
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and I find that
when I'm undergoing stress,
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that good food and company
can have a comforting effect.
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Also, curry is a natural laxative,
and I don't have to tell you
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that, you know, a clean colon is just...
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one less thing to worry about.
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I'm no expert, but I believe
in the context of a luncheon invitation,
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you might want to skip the
reference to bowel movements.
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You're inviting me over to eat?
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Oh, that's so nice.
I'd love to.
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Great.
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So, what do you guys do
for fun around here?
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Today we tried masturbating for money.
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Season 1 Episode 1:
Pilot
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Okay, make yourself at home.
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Thank you.
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You're very welcome.
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This looks like some serious stuff.
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- Leonard, did you do this?
- Actually, that's my work.
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Yeah. Well, it's just
some quantum mechanics
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with a little string theory
doodling around the edges.
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That part there, that's just a joke.
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It's a spoof of the
Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
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So you're like one of those
Beautiful Mind genius guys.
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- This is really impressive.
- I have a board.
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If you like boards, this is my board.
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Holy smokes.
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If by "holy smokes", you mean
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a derivative restatement
of the kind of stuff
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you can find scribbled on the wall
of any men's room at MIT, sure.
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- What?
- Come on.
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Who hasn't seen this differential
below "Here I sit, broken-hearted"?
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At least I didn't have
to invent 26 dimensions
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just to make the math come out.
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I didn't invent them. They're there.
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- In what universe?
- In all of them... that is the point.
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Do you guys mind if I start?
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Penny...
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that's where l sit.
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So, sit next to me.
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No... I sit there.
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What's the difference?
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- What's the difference?
- Here we go.
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In the winter, that seat is
close enough to the radiator
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to remain warm, and yet not so
close as to cause perspiration
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In the summer, it's directly
in the path of a cross-breeze
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created by opening
windows there and there.
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It faces the television at an angle
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that is neither direct,
thus discouraging conversation,
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nor so far wide as to create
a parallax distortion.
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I could go on, but I think
I've made my point.
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Do you want me to move?
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- Well...
- Just sit somewhere else.
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Fine.
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Sheldon, sit!
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Well, this is nice.
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We don't have a lot of company over.
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That's not true. Koothrappali
and Wolowitz come over all the time.
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- I know, but...
- Tuesday night,
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we played Klingon Boggle
till 1:00 a.m.
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Yeah, I remember.
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- Don't say we don't have company.
- Sorry.
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- That has negative social implications.
- I said I'm sorry!
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So...
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Klingon Boggle?
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Yeah. It's like regular Boggle, but...
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in Klingon.
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That's probably enough about us.
So, tell us about you.
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Me? Okay.
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I'm a Sagittarius,
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which probably tells you
way more than you need to know.
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Yes. It tells us that you participate
in the mass cultural delusion
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that the sun's apparent position
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relative to arbitrarily defined
constellations at the time of your birth
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somehow affects your personality.
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Participate in the what?
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I think
what Sheldon's trying to say
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is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been
our first guess.
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Yeah, a lot of people
think I'm a water sign.
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Okay, let's see, what else.
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I'm a vegetarian.
Except for fish.
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And the occasional steak. I love steak!
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Well, that's interesting.
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Leonard can't process corn.
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Well... do you have some sort of a job?
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I'm a waitress
at The Cheesecake Factory.
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I love cheesecake.
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You're lactose-intolerant.
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I don't eat it...
I just think it's a good idea.
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Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.
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It's about this sensitive girl who comes
to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska,
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to be an actress and winds up
a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
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So, it's based on your life.
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No, I'm from Omaha.
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If that was movie, I would go see it.
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I know, right?
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Okay, let's see, what else...
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Guess that's about it.
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That's the story of Penny.
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It sounds wonderful.
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It was.
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Until I fell in love with a jerk!
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What's happening?
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God, you know,
4 years I lived with him.
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4 years... that's like
as long as high school.
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It took you 4 years
to get through high school?
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It just... I can't believe
I trusted him.
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Should I say something?
I feel like I should say something.
95
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You? No, you'll only make it worse.
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You want to know the most pathetic part?
97
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Even though I hate
his lying, cheating guts...
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I still love him.
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Is that crazy?
100
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No, it's not crazy. It's a...
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It's a paradox.
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Paradoxes are part of nature.
Think about light.
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If you look at Huygens, light is a wave,
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as confirmed
by the double-slit experiments,
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but then along comes Albert Einstein
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and discovers that light
behaves like particles, too.
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Well, I didn't make it worse.
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I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.
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On top of everything else,
I'm all gross from moving
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and my stupid shower doesn't even work.
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Our shower works.
112
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Really? Would it be totally
weird if I used it?
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- Yes.
- No.
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It's right down the hall.
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Thanks.
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You guys are really sweet.
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Well, this is an
interesting development.
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How so?
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It has been some time
since we've had a woman
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take her clothes off in our apartment.
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That's not true.
Remember at Thanksgiving,
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my grandmother with Alzheimer's
had that episode?
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Point taken.
It has been some time
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since we've had a woman
take her clothes off,
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after which we didn't
want to rip our eyes out.
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The worst part was watching
her carve that turkey.
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So what exactly are you
trying to accomplish here?
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Excuse me?
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That woman is not
going to have sex with you.
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I'm not trying to have sex with her.
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Good. Then you won't be disappointed.
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What makes you think she
wouldn't have sex with me?
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I'm a male and she's a female.
134
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,800
Yes, but not of the same species.
135
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I'm not going to engage
in hypotheticals here.
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I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
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Of course.
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That's not to say that if a carnal
relationship were to develop,
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that I wouldn't participate.
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However briefly.
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Do you think this possibility
will be helped or hindered
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when she discovers your Luke Skywalker
no-more-tears shampoo?
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It's Darth Vader shampoo.
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Luke Skywalker's the conditioner.
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- Wait till you see this.
- It's fantastic, unbelievable.
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See what?
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It's a Stephen Hawking lecture
from MIT in 1974.
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This isn't a good time.
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It's before he became
a creepy computer voice.
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- That's great. You guys have to go.
- Why?
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It's just not a good time.
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Leonard has a lady over.
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Yeah, right... your
grandmother back in town?
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And she's not a lady.
She's just a new neighbor.
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Hang on, there really is a lady here?
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And you want us out because
you're anticipating coitus?
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I'm not anticipating coitus.
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So she's available for coitus?
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Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?
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Technically, that would
be"coitus interruptus. "
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Hey, is there a trick to getting it
to switch from tub to shower...?
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Hi. Sorry.
Hello.
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Enchanté, mademoiselle.
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Howard Wolowitz,
Caltech department of applied physics.
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You may be familiar
with some of my work.
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It's currently orbiting
Jupiter's largest moon
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taking high-resolution
digital photographs.
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Penny. I work at The Cheesecake Factory.
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I'll show you the trick with the shower.
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Bonne douche.
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I'm sorry?
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It's French for "good shower. "
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It's a sentiment I can express
in six languages.
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Save it for your blog, Howard.
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All right, there it goes.
It sticks. I'm sorry.
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- Okay, thanks.
- You're welcome.
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You're just gonna
to step right... Okay, I'll...
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- Hey, Leonard?
- The hair products are Sheldon's.
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Can I ask you a favor?
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A favor?
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Sure, you can ask me a favor.
I would do you a favor for you.
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It's okay if you say no.
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I'll probably say yes.
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It's just not the kind of thing
you ask a guy you just met.
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I really think we should examine
the chain of causality here.
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- Must we?
- Event A...
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A beautiful woman
stands naked in our shower.
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Event B... we drive halfway across town
to retrieve a television set
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from the aforementioned
woman's ex-boyfriend.
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00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,400
Query... on what plane of existence
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is there even a semi-rational
link between these events?
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00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,200
She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
9
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,000
Yes, well, that may be
the proximal cause of our journey,
10
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but we both know it only exists
in contradistinction
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to the higher level distal cause.
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- Which is?
- You think with your penis.
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That's a biological impossibility.
And you didn't have to come.
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00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,800
Right, I could have stayed behind
and watch Wolowitz try to hit on Penny
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in Russian, Arabic and Farsi.
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Why can't she get her own TV?
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Come on, you know
how it is with breakups.
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No, I don't... and neither do you.
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I broke up with Joyce Kim.
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You did not break up with Joyce Kim.
She defected to North Korea.
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To mend her broken heart.
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This situation is much less complicated.
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There's some kind of dispute
between Penny and her ex-boyfriend
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as to who gets custody of the TV.
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She just wanted to avoid
having a scene with him.
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- So we get to have a scene with him?
- No, there's not going to be a scene.
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There's two of us and one of him.
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Leonard, the two of us
can't even carry a TV.
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So, you guys work with Leonard
and Sheldon at the university?
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I'm sorry, do you speak English?
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He speaks English.
He just can't speak to women.
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Really? Why?
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He's kind of a nerd.
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Juice box?
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I'll do the talking.
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- Yeah?
- Hi, I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
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- Hello.
- What did I just--
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- We're here to pick up Penny's TV.
- Get lost.
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Okay, thanks for you time.
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We're not going
to give up just like that.
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Leonard, the TV's in the building.
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We've been denied access
to the building, ergo, we are done.
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Excuse me. If I were to give up
on the first little hitch,
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I never would have identified
the fingerprints of string theory
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in the aftermath of the Big Bang.
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My apologies. What's your plan?
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It's just a privilege to watch
your mind at work.
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00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,400
Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360.
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We should be able to figure out
how to get into a stupid building.
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What do you think their combined IQ is?
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Just grab the door!
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This is it.
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I'll do the talking.
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Good thinking.
I'll just be the muscle.
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00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,700
Yeah?
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I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
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00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,100
From the intercom.
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How the hell did you get
in the building?
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We're scientists.
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Tell him about our IQ.
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- Leonard...
- What?
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00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,500
- My mom bought me those pants.
- I'm sorry.
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You're going to have to call her.
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00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,400
Sheldon, I am so sorry
I dragged you through this.
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00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,300
It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing
and it won't be my last.
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And you were right about my motives.
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I was hoping to establish
a relationship with Penny
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that might have someday led to sex.
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00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,400
Well, you got me out of my pants.
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Anyway, I've learned my lesson.
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She's out of my league,
I'm done with her.
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Got my work, one day
I'll win the Nobel Prize
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and then I'll die alone.
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00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,600
Don't think like that.
You're not going to die alone.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
You're a good friend.
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00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,900
And you're certainly not
going to win a Nobel Prize.
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This is one of my favorite places
to kick back after a quest.
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They have a great house ale.
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Cool tiger.
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00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,600
Yeah, I've had him since level ten.
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His name is Buttons.
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00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,300
Anyway, if you had
your own game character
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we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.
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That sounds interesting.
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You'll think about it?
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I don't think I'll be able
to stop thinking about it.
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Smooth.
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We're home.
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My God, what happened?
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00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,600
Well, your ex-boyfriend
sends his regards
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00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,500
and I think the rest
is fairly self-explanatory.
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00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,500
I'm so sorry. I really thought
if you guys went instead of me
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he wouldn't be such an ass.
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00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
No, it was a valid hypothesis.
95
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,700
That was a valid...?
What is happening to you?
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00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:08,500
Really, thank you so much
for going and trying, you're just...
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You're so terrific. Really.
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Why don't you put some clothes on,
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I'll get my purse,
and dinner is on me, okay?
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00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,300
- Really? Great.
- Thank you.
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You're not done with her, are you?
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Are babies will be smart and beautiful.
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Not to mention imaginary.
1
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,900
- Is Thai food okay with you, Penny?
- Sure.
2
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
We can't have Thai food,
3
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,800
- we had Indian for lunch.
- So?
4
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,500
- They're both curry-based cuisines.
- So?
5
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,500
It would be gastronomically redundant.
6
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,500
I can see we're going to have
to spell out everything for this girl.
7
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,200
Any ideas, Raj?
8
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,900
Turn left on Lake Street
and head up to Colorado.
9
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,700
I know a wonderful
little sushi bar that has karaoke.
10
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,100
That sounds like fun.
11
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,800
I don't know what your odds
are in the world as a whole,
12
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,900
but as far as the population
of this car goes,
13
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,700
you're a veritable mack daddy.
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