1 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:03,712 You know, I've been thinking about timetravel again. 2 00:00:03,924 --> 00:00:06,471 Why? Did you hit a roadblock with invisibility? 3 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,326 Put it on a backburner. 4 00:00:10,339 --> 00:00:11,690 Anyway. It occurs to me, 5 00:00:11,883 --> 00:00:13,599 If I have ever did perfect time machine, 6 00:00:13,792 --> 00:00:15,760 I'd just go into the past and give it to myself. 7 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:19,329 That's eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place. 8 00:00:20,151 --> 00:00:21,173 Interesting. 9 00:00:21,364 --> 00:00:23,583 Yeah, it really kicks the pressure off. 10 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:25,830 Sounds like a breakthrough. 11 00:00:26,003 --> 00:00:28,338 Should I call Science Magazine and tell them to hold the cover? 12 00:00:28,809 --> 00:00:30,774 It's time travel, I will have already done that. 13 00:00:32,938 --> 00:00:34,695 Then I guess congratulations are in order. 14 00:00:35,242 --> 00:00:37,827 No, congratulations will have been in order. 15 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:41,155 You know, I am not going to enjoy this party. 16 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:43,120 I know, I'm familiar with you. 17 00:00:43,655 --> 00:00:46,388 The last department party, Professor Finkleday cornered me 18 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:48,819 and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes. 19 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:50,078 Yes, I was there. 20 00:00:50,233 --> 00:00:52,100 You know what's interesting about caves? 21 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,643 - What? - Nothing. 22 00:00:55,737 --> 00:00:58,080 Then we'll avoid him, we'll meet the new department head, 23 00:00:58,215 --> 00:00:59,907 congratulate him, shake his hand and go. 24 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:02,754 How's this? "Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser. 25 00:01:03,026 --> 00:01:04,839 "How fortunate for you that the university's 26 00:01:04,976 --> 00:01:06,573 "chosen to hire you, despite the fact 27 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:08,936 "that you've done no original research in 25 years, 28 00:01:09,071 --> 00:01:11,118 "and instead have written a series of popular books 29 00:01:11,254 --> 00:01:12,990 "that reduce the great concepts of science 30 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:14,378 "to a series of anecdotes, 31 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:16,765 "each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration 32 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:18,846 "of an average bowel movement. 33 00:01:20,283 --> 00:01:21,283 Mahalo." 34 00:01:25,045 --> 00:01:27,039 "Mahalo's" a nice touch. 35 00:01:28,158 --> 00:01:30,473 You know there only eight consonants in Hawaiian language? 36 00:01:30,608 --> 00:01:32,711 Interesting. You should lead with that. 37 00:01:35,293 --> 00:01:37,252 Oh, God, look at this buffet. 38 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:39,266 I love America. 39 00:01:39,761 --> 00:01:41,191 You don't have buffets in India? 40 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:43,663 Of course, but it's all Indian food. 41 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:47,082 You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life. 42 00:01:47,423 --> 00:01:48,423 Shmear me. 43 00:01:50,843 --> 00:01:53,602 - Here's an interesting turn of events. - What? 44 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,680 Howard brought a date? 45 00:01:57,808 --> 00:01:59,345 A more plausible explanation is that 46 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:00,869 his work in robotics has made 47 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,519 an amazing leap forward. 48 00:02:03,459 --> 00:02:05,509 Hey, what up, science bitches? 49 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:08,908 May I introduce my 50 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,644 special lady friend Summer? 51 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:13,535 - I told you touching's extra. - Right. Sorry. 52 00:02:15,345 --> 00:02:17,782 Here comes our new boss. Be polite. 53 00:02:18,135 --> 00:02:20,484 Hi, fellas. Eric Gablehauser. 54 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:21,761 Howard Wolowitz. 55 00:02:22,649 --> 00:02:24,191 Nice to meet you. And you are? 56 00:02:25,197 --> 00:02:27,083 An actual real scientist. 57 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:31,848 How was that? 58 00:02:33,664 --> 00:02:35,632 I can't believe he fired me. 59 00:02:36,497 --> 00:02:39,081 Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacher 60 00:02:39,254 --> 00:02:42,435 whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts. 61 00:02:43,993 --> 00:02:45,016 In my defense, 62 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,619 I prefaced that by saying, "With all due respect." 63 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:10,758 Synchro: Sixe 64 00:03:13,266 --> 00:03:14,273 Morning. 65 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:15,620 Morning. 66 00:03:16,171 --> 00:03:17,967 You're making eggs for breakfast? 67 00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:20,675 This isn't breakfast, it's an experiment. 68 00:03:22,866 --> 00:03:24,641 'Cause it looks a lot like breakfast. 69 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:27,216 I finally have time to test my hypothesis 70 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:29,208 about the separation of the water molecules 71 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:32,303 from the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste. 72 00:03:34,049 --> 00:03:35,049 Sounds yummy. 73 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,161 I look forward to your work with bacon. 74 00:03:38,606 --> 00:03:39,606 As do I. 75 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:43,437 You know, I'm sure if you just apologize 76 00:03:43,649 --> 00:03:45,639 to Gablehauser, he would give you your job back. 77 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,009 I don't want my job back. 78 00:03:47,515 --> 00:03:49,294 I've spent the past three and a half years 79 00:03:49,452 --> 00:03:51,299 staring at grease boards full of equations. 80 00:03:51,495 --> 00:03:53,920 Before that, I spent four years working on my thesis. 81 00:03:54,074 --> 00:03:55,486 Before that, I was in college, 82 00:03:55,621 --> 00:03:57,648 and before that, I was in the fifth grade. 83 00:03:59,045 --> 00:04:02,637 This is my first day off in decades and I'm going to savor it. 84 00:04:05,077 --> 00:04:07,065 I'll let you get back to fixing your eggs. 85 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,913 Not just fixing my eggs, I'm fixing everyone's eggs. 86 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,301 And we all thank you. 87 00:04:43,873 --> 00:04:45,725 Use new eggs. 88 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:52,338 I'm running out to the market. You need anything? 89 00:04:53,496 --> 00:04:55,230 This would be one of those circumstances 90 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,766 that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence. 91 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:00,931 - I'm sorry? - I need eggs. 92 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,486 Four dozen should suffice. 93 00:05:02,739 --> 00:05:03,852 - Four dozen? - Yes, 94 00:05:04,002 --> 00:05:05,848 and evenly distributed amongst brown, white, 95 00:05:06,003 --> 00:05:08,396 free-range, large, extra large and jumbo. 96 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:10,346 Okay, one more time. 97 00:05:10,597 --> 00:05:12,417 Never mind. You won't get it right. 98 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:14,464 I'd better come with you. 99 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:23,765 How come you didn't go into work today? 100 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:25,165 I'm taking a sabbatical 101 00:05:25,331 --> 00:05:27,802 because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds. 102 00:05:28,463 --> 00:05:30,118 So you got canned, huh? 103 00:05:30,662 --> 00:05:33,209 Theoretical physicists do not get canned... 104 00:05:34,215 --> 00:05:35,215 but yeah. 105 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:38,033 Maybe it's all for the best. 106 00:05:38,173 --> 00:05:40,826 I always say when one door closes, another one opens. 107 00:05:41,526 --> 00:05:42,798 No, it doesn't. 108 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:46,000 Not unless the two doors are connected by relays 109 00:05:46,154 --> 00:05:48,619 - or there are motion sensors involved. - No, I meant... 110 00:05:48,754 --> 00:05:51,199 Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure 111 00:05:51,334 --> 00:05:52,821 that acts upon the second door. 112 00:05:53,797 --> 00:05:54,797 Never mind. 113 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,140 Slow down. 114 00:05:58,353 --> 00:06:00,620 - Please, slow down! - We're fine! 115 00:06:00,766 --> 00:06:03,002 You're not leaving yourself enough space between cars. 116 00:06:03,158 --> 00:06:05,891 - Oh, sure, I am. - No, let me do the math for you. 117 00:06:06,011 --> 00:06:08,470 This car weighs, let's say 4,000 pounds. 118 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,615 Now add 140 for me, 120 for you... 119 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,139 120? 120 00:06:12,525 --> 00:06:14,016 I'm sorry. Did I insult you? 121 00:06:14,209 --> 00:06:16,705 Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth? 122 00:06:17,534 --> 00:06:18,557 Well, yeah. 123 00:06:19,384 --> 00:06:20,384 Interesting. 124 00:06:20,504 --> 00:06:22,408 Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, 125 00:06:22,563 --> 00:06:24,140 let's say 4,400 pounds. 126 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:25,577 Let's say 4,390. 127 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:29,313 Fine. We're traveling forward at-- 128 00:06:29,486 --> 00:06:31,203 good Lord-- 51 miles an hour. 129 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:33,219 Let's assume that your brakes 130 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,016 are new and the calipers are aligned. 131 00:06:35,216 --> 00:06:36,839 Still, by the time we come to a stop, 132 00:06:36,959 --> 00:06:39,529 we'll be occupying the same space as that Buick in front of us, 133 00:06:39,722 --> 00:06:42,084 an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve 134 00:06:42,253 --> 00:06:43,555 into death, mutilation... 135 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:46,046 Oh, look, they built a new putt-putt course. 136 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:50,867 This is great. 137 00:06:51,382 --> 00:06:52,382 Look at me. 138 00:06:52,547 --> 00:06:54,367 I'm in the real world of ordinary people 139 00:06:54,973 --> 00:06:57,879 just living their ordinary, colorless workaday lives. 140 00:06:58,950 --> 00:06:59,953 Thank you. 141 00:07:00,146 --> 00:07:01,225 No, thankyou. 142 00:07:02,098 --> 00:07:03,991 And thank you, ordinary person. 143 00:07:06,429 --> 00:07:08,576 You want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes? 144 00:07:08,854 --> 00:07:10,034 No, not really. 145 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:12,907 Listen, didn't you say you need some eggs? 146 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:16,435 Yes, but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growth 147 00:07:16,589 --> 00:07:19,580 knows to pick up their refrigerated food on the way out of the supermarket. 148 00:07:20,346 --> 00:07:22,563 Okay, then maybe you should start heading on out then. 149 00:07:23,929 --> 00:07:25,548 No, this is fun. 150 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:28,814 Oh, the thing about tomatoes-- and I think you'll really enjoy this-- 151 00:07:29,093 --> 00:07:32,479 is they're shelved with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit. 152 00:07:32,691 --> 00:07:33,981 - Interesting. - Isn't it? 153 00:07:34,142 --> 00:07:36,284 No, I mean what you find enjoyable. 154 00:07:40,949 --> 00:07:41,949 Oh, boy. 155 00:07:43,757 --> 00:07:44,757 What now? 156 00:07:45,818 --> 00:07:48,217 Well, there's some value to taking a multivitamin, 157 00:07:48,411 --> 00:07:50,494 but the human body can only absorb so much. 158 00:07:50,675 --> 00:07:51,945 What you're buying here 159 00:07:52,179 --> 00:07:54,783 are the ingredients for very expensive urine. 160 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:58,970 Well, maybe that's what I was going for. 161 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:01,180 Then you'll want some manganese. 162 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:09,541 That was fun. 163 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:12,222 Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores. 164 00:08:12,342 --> 00:08:13,518 Oh, I don't know. 165 00:08:13,719 --> 00:08:17,381 It's going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today. 166 00:08:18,403 --> 00:08:19,403 Are you sure? 167 00:08:19,596 --> 00:08:21,533 There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk. 168 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,215 For example, I noticed that you purchase your tampons 169 00:08:24,408 --> 00:08:25,820 one-month supply at a time. 170 00:08:28,521 --> 00:08:29,505 What? 171 00:08:30,105 --> 00:08:32,130 Think about it. It's a product that doesn't spoil 172 00:08:32,282 --> 00:08:35,550 and you're going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years. 173 00:08:36,279 --> 00:08:38,889 You want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons? 174 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:42,298 Well, 30, 35. When did your mother go into menopause? 175 00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:45,917 I'm not talking about this with you. 176 00:08:47,378 --> 00:08:48,806 This is a natural human process, 177 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,353 and we're talking about statistically significant savings. 178 00:08:51,584 --> 00:08:55,289 Now, if you assume 15 tampons per cycle and a 28-day cycle... 179 00:08:55,424 --> 00:08:56,948 Are you fairly regular? 180 00:09:02,118 --> 00:09:03,372 Okay, no warehouse store, 181 00:09:03,507 --> 00:09:05,630 but we're still on for putt-putt golf, right? 182 00:09:11,845 --> 00:09:14,483 Hey, I just ran into Penny. She seemed upset about something. 183 00:09:14,927 --> 00:09:16,991 I think it's her time of the month. 184 00:09:19,401 --> 00:09:21,832 I marked the calendar for future reference. 185 00:09:25,211 --> 00:09:26,738 What's with the fish? 186 00:09:27,715 --> 00:09:29,165 It's an experiment. 187 00:09:30,576 --> 00:09:32,456 What happened to your scrambled egg research? 188 00:09:32,627 --> 00:09:33,881 Oh, that was a dead end. 189 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,871 Scrambled eggs are as good as they're ever going to be. 190 00:09:37,529 --> 00:09:39,630 So... fish? 191 00:09:41,337 --> 00:09:43,265 I read an article about Japanese scientists 192 00:09:43,427 --> 00:09:46,148 who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish into other animals, 193 00:09:46,415 --> 00:09:49,444 and I thought, "Hey, fish nightlights." 194 00:09:52,998 --> 00:09:54,289 Fish nightlights? 195 00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:56,274 It's a billion-dollar idea. 196 00:09:58,807 --> 00:09:59,807 Mum's the word. 197 00:10:01,492 --> 00:10:02,977 Are you sure you don't want 198 00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:05,601 to just apologize to Gablehauser and get your job back? 199 00:10:06,668 --> 00:10:08,135 No, I have too much to do. 200 00:10:09,518 --> 00:10:10,670 Like luminous fish. 201 00:10:11,634 --> 00:10:13,100 I'm sorry. I didn't... 202 00:10:15,051 --> 00:10:16,324 That's just the beginning. 203 00:10:16,688 --> 00:10:17,888 I also have an idea 204 00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:20,688 for a bulk mail-order feminine hygiene company. 205 00:10:20,893 --> 00:10:22,852 Oh, glow-in-the-dark tampons! 206 00:10:26,254 --> 00:10:28,106 Leonard, we're gonna be rich. 207 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:34,085 Thanks for coming on such short notice. 208 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:36,897 - You did the right thing calling. - I didn't know what else to do. 209 00:10:37,051 --> 00:10:40,194 He's lost all focus. Every day he's got a new obsession. 210 00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:49,576 This is a particularly disturbing one. 211 00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:53,589 Mommy? 212 00:10:54,743 --> 00:10:56,439 Hi, baby! 213 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:08,408 Oh, you got yourself a loom? How nice! 214 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:10,070 Thank you. 215 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,047 Honey, why'd you get a loom? 216 00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:16,171 I was working with luminous fish, and I thought... 217 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:19,676 "loom." 218 00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:24,276 Mom, what are you doing here? 219 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,814 Leonard called me. 220 00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:27,908 I know, but why? 221 00:11:28,373 --> 00:11:30,741 Because one of the great minds of the 21st century 222 00:11:30,877 --> 00:11:34,118 is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes. 223 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:37,449 This is not a serape, this is a poncho. 224 00:11:37,624 --> 00:11:39,721 A serape is open at the sides; a poncho is closed. 225 00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:40,869 This is a poncho. 226 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,743 And neither is a reason to call someone'smother. 227 00:11:45,477 --> 00:11:47,731 Really? When was the last time you left the house? 228 00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:50,049 I went to the market with Penny. 229 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,715 That was three weeks ago. 230 00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:54,471 Well, then buckle up! In the next four to eight days 231 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,538 she's going to get very crabby. 232 00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:01,862 Sweetheart, your little friend is concerned about you. 233 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:04,384 Yes, well, I'm not a child-- I'm a grown man, 234 00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:06,539 capable of living my life as I see fit. 235 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,696 And I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother! 236 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:12,416 Wait, where are you going? 237 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:14,885 To my room. And no one's allowed in! 238 00:12:17,443 --> 00:12:19,122 He gets his temper from his daddy. 239 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,288 He's got my eyes. 240 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:22,553 I see. 241 00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:25,566 All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus. 242 00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:32,110 - Sheldon, your mom made dinner. - I'm not hungry! 243 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,185 Don't trouble yourself. He's stubborn. 244 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:37,261 He may stay in there till the Rapture. 245 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,884 We so sure that's abadthing? 246 00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:43,081 I tell you, I love the boy to death, 247 00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:46,624 but he has been difficult since he fell out of me at the K-Mart. 248 00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,658 Excuse me for being so bold, 249 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:54,254 but I now see where Sheldon gets his smoldering good looks. 250 00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:58,545 Honey, that ain't gonna work, but you keep tryin'. 251 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,163 I made chicken. 252 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:05,904 I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic. 253 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,512 You know, we have an Indian gentleman at our church, 254 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,047 a Dr. Patel-- Tt's a beautiful story. 255 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,659 The Lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on Lasik-- 256 00:13:21,812 --> 00:13:23,390 You know, those that needed it. 257 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,670 That is a lovely story. 258 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,921 Are we gonna do anything about Sheldon? 259 00:13:28,077 --> 00:13:30,543 Oh, we will. You have to take your time with Sheldon. 260 00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:33,156 His father, God rest his soul, used to always say to me, 261 00:13:33,357 --> 00:13:36,097 "Mary, you have to take your time with Sheldon." 262 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:40,214 - Sounds like a wise man. - Oh, not so wise. 263 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:43,029 He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice. 264 00:13:44,278 --> 00:13:46,343 So, everybody grab a plate 265 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,167 and a pretty place mat that Shelly wove. 266 00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:51,961 Has Shelly ever freaked out like this before? 267 00:13:52,121 --> 00:13:53,393 Oh, all the time. 268 00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:55,861 I remember one summer when he was 13, 269 00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:58,726 he built a small nuclear reactor in the shed 270 00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:02,626 and told everybody he was gonna provide free electricity for the whole town. 271 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:04,086 Well, the only problem was, 272 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,729 he had no what you call "fissionable" materials. 273 00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,715 Anyway, when he went on the Internets to get some, 274 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:14,432 a man from the government came by and sat him down 275 00:14:14,664 --> 00:14:17,107 real gentle, and told him it's against the law 276 00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:19,112 to have yellow-cake uranium in a shed. 277 00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:22,898 - What happened? - Well, poor boy had a fit. 278 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:26,038 Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray. 279 00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:28,207 A death ray? 280 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,621 That's what he called it. Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids. 281 00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:35,087 It pissed our dog off to no end. 282 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:39,496 You know, you two make a cute couple. 283 00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:43,221 No. We're not... we're not-not a couple. 284 00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:44,654 We're singles. Two singles. 285 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:48,139 Like those... individuly wrapped slices of cheese that... 286 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,657 We're friends. 287 00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:55,390 - Did I pluck a nerve there? - Oh, yeah. 288 00:14:55,802 --> 00:14:57,654 All right, everybody, it's time to eat. 289 00:14:59,037 --> 00:15:01,462 Oh, Lord, we thank You for this meal 290 00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:03,266 and all of Your bounty. 291 00:15:04,357 --> 00:15:05,845 And we pray that You help Sheldon 292 00:15:06,014 --> 00:15:07,589 get back on his rocker. 293 00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:11,023 Now, after a moment of silent meditation, 294 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,194 I'm gonna end with "In Jesus' name," 295 00:15:13,368 --> 00:15:15,613 but you two don't feel any obligation to join in. 296 00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:19,791 Unless, of course, the Holy Spirit moves you. 297 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:32,367 Oh, my God, this is the best cobbler I've ever had. 298 00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:34,157 It was always Sheldon's favorite. 299 00:15:34,277 --> 00:15:36,260 You know what the secret ingredient is? 300 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,055 - Love? - Lard. 301 00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:44,769 Hey, look who's come... 302 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:46,468 You'll spook him. 303 00:15:48,753 --> 00:15:51,375 He's like a baby deer. You got to let him come to you. 304 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,879 This is ridiculous. Damn it, Sheldon, snap out of it! 305 00:16:03,225 --> 00:16:04,316 You're a physicist-- 306 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,210 You belong at the university doing research, not hiding in your room! 307 00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:16,149 You don't hunt, do you? 308 00:16:22,895 --> 00:16:24,767 Good morning, snickerdoodle. 309 00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:27,340 Morning. 310 00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,971 Well, that looks awful fancy. What is that? 311 00:16:31,698 --> 00:16:33,745 It's my idea of what DNA would look like 312 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,631 in a silicon-based life-form. 313 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:41,001 But intelligently designed by a creator, right? 314 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,764 What do you want, Mom? 315 00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:49,208 You know how your daddy used to say that you can only fish for so long 316 00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:51,954 before you got to throw a stick of dynamite in the water? 317 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,258 Well, I'm done fishing. 318 00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:58,223 You put those on. 319 00:16:58,415 --> 00:16:59,928 - What for? - Because you're gonna 320 00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:02,094 go down to your office, you're gonna apologize 321 00:17:02,214 --> 00:17:03,782 to your boss and get your job back. 322 00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:05,362 No. I'm sorry, 323 00:17:05,516 --> 00:17:07,373 did I start that sentence with the words, 324 00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:09,274 "If it please Your Highness"? 325 00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:14,300 I'm not going to apologize-- I didn't say anything that wasn't true. 326 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:15,806 Now, you listen here. 327 00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:18,516 I have been telling you since you were four years old, 328 00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:20,561 it's okay to be smarter than everybody, 329 00:17:20,699 --> 00:17:22,417 but you can't go around pointing it out. 330 00:17:22,706 --> 00:17:25,257 - Why not? - Because people don't like it! 331 00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:29,599 Remember all the ass-kickings you got from the neighbor kids? 332 00:17:32,638 --> 00:17:34,297 Now, let's get crackin'. 333 00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:37,262 Shower, shirt, shoes, and let's shove off. 334 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,731 There wouldn't have been any ass-kickings 335 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,785 if that stupid death ray had worked. 336 00:17:48,682 --> 00:17:49,682 Problem solved. 337 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,983 Really? That's impressive. 338 00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:56,160 Leonard, the Lord never gives us more than we can handle. 339 00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:58,952 Thankfully, He blessed me with two other children 340 00:17:59,107 --> 00:18:00,333 who are dumb as soup. 341 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,316 Excuse me, Dr. Gablehauser, are you busy? 342 00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:10,534 - Well, actually... - Sheldon, he's just doodlin'. 343 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:11,788 Get in here. 344 00:18:19,118 --> 00:18:21,313 Let's go, baby. We're losing daylight. 345 00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:26,938 As you know, 346 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,755 several weeks ago in our first encounter, 347 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:32,044 we may have gotten off on the wrong foot 348 00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:33,909 when I called you an idiot. 349 00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:37,616 And I just wanted to say that I was wrong... 350 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,376 to point it out. 351 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,484 I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced. 352 00:18:46,881 --> 00:18:47,979 Sheldon's mom. 353 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,403 Now, that's impossible! You must have had him when you were a teenager. 354 00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:53,933 Oh, aren't you sweet. His father's dead. 355 00:18:56,992 --> 00:18:58,569 - Recently? - Long enough. 356 00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:00,746 Please. 357 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,743 Sheldon, shouldn't you be working? 358 00:19:14,969 --> 00:19:16,050 Hey, how did it go? 359 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,057 I got my job back. 360 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,694 Really? What happened? 361 00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,125 I'm not quite sure. 362 00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:25,219 It involves a part of the human experience 363 00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:27,089 that has always eluded me. 364 00:19:28,114 --> 00:19:29,735 That narrows it down. 365 00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:34,860 I'm very proud of you honey. 366 00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:36,872 You showed a lot of courage today. 367 00:19:37,814 --> 00:19:38,854 Thanks, Mom. 368 00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:48,139 Is Dr. Gablehauser going to be my new daddy? 369 00:19:51,537 --> 00:19:52,577 We'll see. 370 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,275 Sleep tight.