1 00:00:06,997 --> 00:00:09,286 Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. 2 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:11,349 We really suck at paintball. 3 00:00:13,008 --> 00:00:14,802 That was absolutely humiliating. 4 00:00:14,976 --> 00:00:17,600 Come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose. 5 00:00:17,966 --> 00:00:22,544 Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Burnsteen's Bar Mitzva party. 6 00:00:24,013 --> 00:00:25,421 I think we have to acknowlegde, 7 00:00:25,556 --> 00:00:28,826 those was some fairly savage preadolescent Jews. 8 00:00:31,357 --> 00:00:33,788 No, we were annihilated by our own incompetence 9 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:36,266 and the inability of some people to follow 10 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:38,579 - the chain of command. - Sheldon, let it go! 11 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,213 No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back. 12 00:00:43,719 --> 00:00:47,076 I shot you for a good reason. You were leading us into disaster. 13 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,325 I was giving clear, concise orders. 14 00:00:50,796 --> 00:00:54,192 You hid behind a tree yelling, "Get the kid in the yarmulke! 15 00:00:55,135 --> 00:00:56,272 Oh, hey, guys. 16 00:00:57,207 --> 00:00:58,286 Morning, ma'am. 17 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:01,295 So, how was paintball? Did you have fun? 18 00:01:01,756 --> 00:01:04,746 Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. 19 00:01:06,251 --> 00:01:09,306 You clear space on your calendar-- there will be an inquiry. 20 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,294 I'm having a party on Saturday, 21 00:01:12,449 --> 00:01:14,262 so if you are around, you should come on by. 22 00:01:14,471 --> 00:01:15,552 A party? Yeah. 23 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,736 A... "boy-girl" party? 24 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:21,418 Well, there will be boys 25 00:01:21,611 --> 00:01:23,714 and there will be girls and it is a party, so... 26 00:01:24,053 --> 00:01:26,967 It'll be a bunch of my friends. We'll have some beer, a little dancing. 27 00:01:27,285 --> 00:01:29,359 - Dancing? - Yeah, I don't know, Penny... 28 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:32,182 - The thing is, we're not... - No, we're really more of a... 29 00:01:34,045 --> 00:01:35,765 But thanks. Thanks for thinking of us. 30 00:01:36,086 --> 00:01:37,764 Are you sure? Come on, it's Halloween. 31 00:01:38,001 --> 00:01:39,203 A Halloween party? 32 00:01:39,493 --> 00:01:40,805 As in... costumes? 33 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,302 Well, yeah. 34 00:01:51,259 --> 00:01:52,455 Is there a theme? 35 00:01:53,078 --> 00:01:54,332 Yeah, Halloween. 36 00:01:55,277 --> 00:01:57,939 Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre-specific? 37 00:01:58,788 --> 00:02:00,891 As usual, I'm not following. 38 00:02:01,575 --> 00:02:05,270 He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy... 39 00:02:05,537 --> 00:02:06,811 - Sure. - Comic books? 40 00:02:07,115 --> 00:02:08,043 Fine. Anime? 41 00:02:08,255 --> 00:02:09,409 Of course. TV, film, 42 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:11,685 D- and-D, manga, Greek gods, Roman gods, Norse gods-- 43 00:02:11,995 --> 00:02:13,518 Anything you want! Okay? 44 00:02:13,811 --> 00:02:15,625 Any costume you want. 45 00:02:17,007 --> 00:02:18,007 Bye. 46 00:02:20,301 --> 00:02:22,404 Gentlemen, to the sewing machines. 47 00:02:42,259 --> 00:02:44,477 Synchro: Sixe 48 00:02:48,212 --> 00:02:49,271 I'll get it. 49 00:03:04,688 --> 00:03:05,902 Oh, no. 50 00:03:09,995 --> 00:03:12,561 Make way for the fastest man alive! 51 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:17,600 See, this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting. 52 00:03:17,889 --> 00:03:20,099 We all have other costumes: We can change. 53 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:23,286 Or we could walk right behind each other all night 54 00:03:23,525 --> 00:03:25,840 and look like one person going really fast. 55 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:34,728 No, no, no. 56 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:37,829 It's a boy-girl party, this flash runs solo. 57 00:03:39,461 --> 00:03:43,084 How about this? Nobody gets to be The Flash. We all change. Agreed? 58 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,720 Agreed. 59 00:03:47,989 --> 00:03:48,989 I call Frodo! 60 00:03:49,337 --> 00:03:50,337 Damn! 61 00:04:01,213 --> 00:04:04,617 Sorry I'm late, but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus. 62 00:04:05,403 --> 00:04:06,483 You went with Thor? 63 00:04:06,685 --> 00:04:09,579 What, just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse god? 64 00:04:10,429 --> 00:04:13,003 "No, no, Raj has to be an Indian god." 65 00:04:13,538 --> 00:04:14,538 That's racism. 66 00:04:14,976 --> 00:04:16,191 I mean look at Wolowitz. 67 00:04:16,384 --> 00:04:18,546 He's not English, but he's dressed like Peter Pan. 68 00:04:20,297 --> 00:04:21,904 Sheldon is neither sound nor light, 69 00:04:22,209 --> 00:04:23,914 but he's obviously the Doppler effect. 70 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:29,753 I'm not Peter Pan. 71 00:04:30,005 --> 00:04:31,219 I'm Robin Hood. 72 00:04:31,722 --> 00:04:33,609 Really? Because I sawPeter Pan, 73 00:04:33,761 --> 00:04:35,787 and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. 74 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:40,175 She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look, man. 75 00:04:42,187 --> 00:04:45,083 There's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party. 76 00:04:45,237 --> 00:04:46,723 I don't care if anybody gets it. 77 00:04:46,974 --> 00:04:48,922 I'm going as the Doppler effect. 78 00:04:49,952 --> 00:04:52,441 - No, it's not that. - If I have to, I can demonstrate. 79 00:04:57,268 --> 00:04:58,268 Terrific. 80 00:05:00,224 --> 00:05:03,191 This party is my first chance for Penny to see me 81 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:05,738 in the context of her social group, 82 00:05:06,124 --> 00:05:08,535 and I need you not to embarrass me tonight. 83 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:11,853 What exactly do you mean by embarrass you? 84 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,839 For example, tonight, 85 00:05:15,013 --> 00:05:17,810 no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey. 86 00:05:18,331 --> 00:05:20,312 But there's nothing embarrassing about that. 87 00:05:20,505 --> 00:05:23,529 Your father worked with Louis Leakey, a great anthropologist. 88 00:05:23,722 --> 00:05:25,590 It had nothing to do with your bed-wetting. 89 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,878 All I'm saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity 90 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:33,944 for Penny to see me as a member of her peer group, 91 00:05:34,178 --> 00:05:37,257 a potential close friend, and perhaps more, 92 00:05:38,884 --> 00:05:40,762 and I don't want to look like a dork. 93 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:52,880 Just a heads up, fellas. 94 00:05:53,035 --> 00:05:55,562 If anyone gets lucky, I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver. 95 00:05:58,725 --> 00:05:59,729 Hey, guys. 96 00:05:59,941 --> 00:06:01,127 Hey. Sorry we're late. 97 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,443 Late? It's 7:05. 98 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:05,316 You said the party starts at 7:00. 99 00:06:06,168 --> 00:06:08,059 Yeah, I mean, when you start a party at 7:00, 100 00:06:08,252 --> 00:06:10,464 no one shows up at, you know, 7:00. 101 00:06:12,254 --> 00:06:13,391 It's 7:05. 102 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,395 Yes. Yes, it is. 103 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,742 Okay. Well, um, come on in. 104 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,217 So, what, are all the girls in the bathroom? 105 00:06:29,826 --> 00:06:31,991 Probably, but in their own homes. 106 00:06:33,829 --> 00:06:36,279 So, what time does the costume parade start? 107 00:06:37,138 --> 00:06:38,236 The parade? 108 00:06:38,559 --> 00:06:41,434 Yeah, so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume. 109 00:06:41,603 --> 00:06:43,623 You know, most frightening, most authentic, 110 00:06:44,009 --> 00:06:46,758 most accurate visualization of a scientific principal. 111 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,577 Oh, Sheldon, I'm sorry, 112 00:06:50,789 --> 00:06:54,281 but there aren't going to be any parades or judges or prizes. 113 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,828 This party is just going to suck. 114 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:00,497 No! Come on, it's going to be fun, 115 00:07:00,661 --> 00:07:02,629 and you all look great. I mean, look at you, Thor, 116 00:07:02,897 --> 00:07:03,804 and, oh, 117 00:07:04,054 --> 00:07:06,008 Peter Pan. That's so cute. 118 00:07:06,895 --> 00:07:09,679 - Actually, he's Robin Hood. - I'm Peter Pan. 119 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:13,763 And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it. 120 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:16,860 No, you don't. 121 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,996 What's Sheldon supposed to be? 122 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,279 He's the Doppler effect. 123 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,141 Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave 124 00:07:26,291 --> 00:07:30,154 caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer. 125 00:07:32,098 --> 00:07:35,133 Oh, sure, I see it now. The Doppler effect. 126 00:07:35,767 --> 00:07:37,079 All right, I got to shower. 127 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:39,269 You guys... make yourselves comfortable. 128 00:07:42,686 --> 00:07:44,306 See? People get it. 129 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:01,245 By Odin's beard, this is good Chex mix. 130 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:03,829 No, thanks. Peanuts. 131 00:08:04,023 --> 00:08:06,435 I can't afford to swell up in these tights. 132 00:08:07,064 --> 00:08:08,316 I'm confused. 133 00:08:08,511 --> 00:08:11,192 If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here? 134 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:14,937 We're socializing, meeting new people. 135 00:08:15,426 --> 00:08:16,736 Telepathically? 136 00:08:18,215 --> 00:08:20,202 Oh, hey, when did you get here? 137 00:08:21,512 --> 00:08:24,576 Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen. 138 00:08:24,858 --> 00:08:26,595 And that includes Halle Berry's. 139 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,664 She's not Catwoman. She's just a generic cat. 140 00:08:29,872 --> 00:08:31,757 And that's the kind of sloppy costuming 141 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:34,639 which results from a lack of rules and competion. 142 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,973 Hey, guys, check out the sexy nurse. 143 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:43,893 I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough. 144 00:08:45,991 --> 00:08:47,070 What is your move? 145 00:08:47,224 --> 00:08:49,207 I'm going to use the mirror technique. 146 00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:51,505 She brushes her hair back, I brush my hair back... 147 00:08:51,659 --> 00:08:53,685 She shrugs, I shrug. Subconsciously she's thinking, 148 00:08:53,839 --> 00:08:55,402 "We're in sync. We belong together." 149 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:58,024 Where do you get this stuff? 150 00:08:58,609 --> 00:09:01,355 You know, psychology journals, Internet research, 151 00:09:01,564 --> 00:09:04,952 and there's this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls. 152 00:09:08,016 --> 00:09:09,927 If only I had his confidence. 153 00:09:10,177 --> 00:09:12,290 I have such difficulty speaking to women, 154 00:09:12,582 --> 00:09:13,913 or around women... 155 00:09:14,185 --> 00:09:16,368 or at times even effeminate men. 156 00:09:18,444 --> 00:09:19,987 If that's a working stethoscope, 157 00:09:20,296 --> 00:09:22,747 maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat? 158 00:09:23,802 --> 00:09:24,842 No, thanks. 159 00:09:25,161 --> 00:09:28,191 No, seriously, you can. I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia. 160 00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:37,926 I want to get to know Penny's friends, I just... 161 00:09:38,215 --> 00:09:40,646 I don't know how to talk to these people. 162 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:43,158 Well, I actually might be able to help. 163 00:09:44,039 --> 00:09:45,043 How so? 164 00:09:45,242 --> 00:09:47,364 Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, 165 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:51,240 I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured. 166 00:09:51,601 --> 00:09:52,788 But patterns emerge. 167 00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:55,867 They have their own language, if you will. 168 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,137 Go on. 169 00:09:59,173 --> 00:10:02,158 It seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group 170 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,659 with the greeting, "How wasted am I?" 171 00:10:04,987 --> 00:10:07,881 Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude." 172 00:10:09,455 --> 00:10:10,514 Then what happens? 173 00:10:10,873 --> 00:10:12,263 That's as far as I've gotten. 174 00:10:13,872 --> 00:10:15,221 This is ridiculous. 175 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:17,218 - I'm jumping in. - Good luck. 176 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:18,896 No, you're coming with me. 177 00:10:19,156 --> 00:10:20,719 Oh, I hardly think so. 178 00:10:21,277 --> 00:10:22,222 Come on. 179 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:24,579 Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you? 180 00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:26,855 Yes; but I need a wing man. 181 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:30,238 All right, but if we're going to use flight metaphors, 182 00:10:30,411 --> 00:10:34,051 I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage. 183 00:10:40,218 --> 00:10:41,703 So what are you supposed to be? 184 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,828 Me? I'll give you a hint. 185 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,970 A choo-choo train? 186 00:10:50,481 --> 00:10:51,481 Close! 187 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,267 A brain damaged choo-choo train? 188 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:01,342 How wasted am I? 189 00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:12,792 I still don't get it. 190 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,645 I'm the Doppler effect. 191 00:11:15,115 --> 00:11:17,045 If that's some sort of learning disability, 192 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,608 I think it's very insensitive. 193 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:23,437 Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra? 194 00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:27,363 Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves? 195 00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:28,674 Because I'm Frodo. 196 00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:30,902 Yes, well, I'm the Doppler effect. 197 00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,609 - Oh, no. - What? 198 00:11:35,343 --> 00:11:36,887 That's Penny's ex-boyfriend. 199 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,904 What do you suppose he's doing here? 200 00:11:39,192 --> 00:11:41,885 Besides disrupting the local gravity field. 201 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,926 If he were any bigger, he'd have moons orbiting him. 202 00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:47,410 Oh, snap. 203 00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:51,191 So, I guess we'll be leaving now. 204 00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:52,880 Why should we leave? 205 00:11:53,362 --> 00:11:56,849 For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here. 206 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,527 You have a backup hypothesis? 207 00:12:01,322 --> 00:12:02,983 Maybe they want to be friends. 208 00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:05,338 Or maybe she wants to be friends 209 00:12:05,588 --> 00:12:07,421 and he wants something more. 210 00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:09,716 Then he and I are on equal ground. 211 00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:12,368 Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is. 212 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,778 Look, if this was 1,500 years ago, 213 00:12:16,954 --> 00:12:18,638 by virtue of his size and strength, 214 00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:21,176 Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners. 215 00:12:21,369 --> 00:12:24,644 And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants-- 216 00:12:24,798 --> 00:12:27,152 pretty much whatever tickled his fancy. 217 00:12:27,823 --> 00:12:30,599 Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift. 218 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:32,180 In the Information Age, 219 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:34,692 you and I are the alpha males. 220 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,413 - We shouldn't have to back down. - True. 221 00:12:37,784 --> 00:12:40,349 Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down? 222 00:12:41,646 --> 00:12:42,646 5No. 223 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,829 I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face. 224 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,789 Face-to-face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down, 225 00:12:49,962 --> 00:12:52,026 or are you going to stand on the coffee table? 226 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,511 Hello, Penny. Hello, Kurt. 227 00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:57,544 Hey, guys, are you having a good time? 228 00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:59,472 Given the reaction to my costume, 229 00:12:59,627 --> 00:13:02,520 this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system. 230 00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:05,402 What, you're a zebra, right? 231 00:13:06,681 --> 00:13:08,323 Yet another child left behind. 232 00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:11,278 What are you supposed to be, an elf? 233 00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:13,179 No, I'm a hobbit. 234 00:13:13,478 --> 00:13:14,616 What's the difference? 235 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:18,003 A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth, 236 00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:21,086 whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior. 237 00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:24,046 So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit? 238 00:13:24,752 --> 00:13:26,670 Because he's neither tall nor immortal 239 00:13:26,824 --> 00:13:28,637 and none of us could be The Flash. 240 00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:32,696 Well, whatever. Why don't you go hop off on a quest? 241 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,162 I'm talking to Penny here. 242 00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:36,224 I think we're all talking to Penny here. 243 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:37,536 I'm not. No offense. 244 00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:40,418 Okay, maybe you didn't hear me. 245 00:13:40,624 --> 00:13:42,712 - Go away. - All right, Kurt, be nice. 246 00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,618 Oh, I am being nice. 247 00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:46,951 Right, little buddy? 248 00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:53,600 I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. 249 00:13:53,895 --> 00:13:56,388 I mean, you can't compete with me on an intellectual level 250 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,896 so you're driven to animalistic puffery. 251 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,288 You calling me a puffy animal? 252 00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:03,807 Of course not. No, he's not. 253 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,273 You're not, right, Leonard? 254 00:14:06,274 --> 00:14:08,339 No, I said "animalistic." 255 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,582 Of course we're all animals, but, 256 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,834 some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree. 257 00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:15,956 If he understands that, you're in trouble. 258 00:14:16,349 --> 00:14:17,989 So, what, I'm unevolved? 259 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,478 You're in trouble. 260 00:14:20,565 --> 00:14:23,806 You use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf. 261 00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:25,404 Okay, Kurt, please. 262 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:27,816 It's okay. I can handle this. 263 00:14:28,665 --> 00:14:29,860 I am not a dwarf, 264 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,492 I'm a hobbit. 265 00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:33,009 A hobbit. 266 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,732 Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing 267 00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:38,182 the conversion from short-term to long-term memory? 268 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,969 Okay, now you're starting to make me mad. 269 00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:47,262 A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what? 270 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,096 What? 271 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,320 I think I've made my point. 272 00:14:56,594 --> 00:14:59,546 Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head? 273 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,389 Let me remind you, while my moral support is absolute, 274 00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:05,434 in a physical confrontation, I will be less than useless. 275 00:15:05,716 --> 00:15:07,629 There's not going to be a confrontation. 276 00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:11,449 In fact, I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation." 277 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,565 C- O-N... 278 00:15:16,992 --> 00:15:18,188 frontation! 279 00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:21,038 Kurt, put him down this instant! 280 00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:22,255 He started it! 281 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,290 I don't care. I'm finishing it. Put him down! 282 00:15:25,464 --> 00:15:26,464 Fine. 283 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,485 You're one lucky little leprechaun. 284 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,637 He's a hobbit! 285 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,589 I got your back. 286 00:15:37,129 --> 00:15:38,129 Are you okay? 287 00:15:38,432 --> 00:15:39,551 Yeah, I'm fine. 288 00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:44,861 It's a good party, thanks for having us. 289 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,619 It's just getting a little late, so... 290 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:50,239 All right, thank you for coming. 291 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,727 Happy Halloween. 292 00:15:58,606 --> 00:15:59,822 If it's any consolation, 293 00:15:59,969 --> 00:16:02,967 I thought that homo habilis line really put him in his place. 294 00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:13,553 What's that? 295 00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:14,954 Tea. 296 00:16:15,889 --> 00:16:17,104 When people are upset, 297 00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:20,133 the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. 298 00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:27,929 There, there. 299 00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:32,528 You want to talk about it? 300 00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:33,956 - No. - Good. 301 00:16:35,592 --> 00:16:37,643 "There, there" was really all I had. 302 00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:41,682 - Good night, Sheldon. - Good night, Leonard. 303 00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:53,161 I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 304 00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:54,455 I'm fine. 305 00:16:56,528 --> 00:16:58,867 I am so sorry about what happened. 306 00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:00,572 It's not your fault. 307 00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:01,831 Yes, it is. 308 00:17:01,985 --> 00:17:05,096 That's why I broke up with him. He always does stuff like that. 309 00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:08,141 So why was he at your party? 310 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:13,706 I ran into him last week 311 00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:17,348 and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed. 312 00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:19,828 And he was just going on and on and... 313 00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:23,310 I believed him and I'm an idiot because I always believe guys like that. 314 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:27,124 I can't go back to my party because he's there. 315 00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,091 You don't want to hear this and I'm upset 316 00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:31,252 and I'm really drunk and I just want to... 317 00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:41,800 There, there. 318 00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:47,478 God, what is wrong with me? 319 00:17:47,661 --> 00:17:49,396 Nothing, you're perfect. 320 00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,919 - I'm not perfect. - Yes, you are. 321 00:17:54,968 --> 00:17:56,765 You really think so, don't you? 322 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,692 How much have you had to drink tonight? 323 00:18:19,425 --> 00:18:21,393 Just... a lot. 324 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,553 Are you sure that your being drunk 325 00:18:25,768 --> 00:18:27,389 and your being angry with Kurt 326 00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:30,017 doesn't have something to do with what's going on here? 327 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:32,893 It might. 328 00:18:36,192 --> 00:18:37,657 Boy, you're really smart. 329 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:39,767 Yeah, I'm a frickin' genius. 330 00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:46,887 Leonard, you are so great. 331 00:18:47,356 --> 00:18:49,114 Why can't all guys be like you? 332 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,853 Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive. 333 00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,835 I should probably go. 334 00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:01,255 Probably. 335 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,736 Thank you. 336 00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,861 That's right, you saw what you saw. 337 00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:29,077 That's how we roll in the Shire. 338 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,343 Coming. 339 00:19:42,696 --> 00:19:44,474 Hey, have you seen Koothrappali? 340 00:19:45,398 --> 00:19:46,728 He's not here. 341 00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:49,251 Maybe the Avengers summoned him. 342 00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:53,537 He's not the Marvel Comics Thor, he's the original Norse god. 343 00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:55,843 Thank you for the clarification. 344 00:19:56,464 --> 00:19:59,235 - I'm supposed to give him a ride home. - I'm sure he'll be fine. 345 00:19:59,423 --> 00:20:00,849 He has his hammer. 346 00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:11,943 I have to say, you are an amazing man. 347 00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:15,634 You're gentle, and passionate. 348 00:20:16,656 --> 00:20:17,851 And, my God, 349 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,600 you are such a good listener.