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This sandwich is
an unmitigated disaster.
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I asked for turkey and roast beef
with lettuce and Swiss on whole wheat.
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- What did they give you?
- Turkey and roast beef
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with Swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.
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It's the right ingredients,
but in the wrong order.
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In a proper sandwich,
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the cheese is adjacent to the bread
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to create a moisture barrier
against the lettuce.
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They might as well have dragged
this thing through a car wash.
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- I don't believe it.
- I know. It's basic culinary science.
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Some guy is auctioning off
a miniature Time Machine prop
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from the original film,
and no one is bidding on it.
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A time machine
from the movie The Time Machine?
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No. A time machine
from Sophie's Choice.
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Boy, Sophie could have used
a time machine in that movie.
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Did you see it? It's rough.
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- That's cool.
- It's only $800?
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Yeah. And that's my bid.
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You bid $800?
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It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
I figured it would go for thousands,
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and I just wanted to be a part of it.
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There's only 30 sec left in the auction.
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Do you have $800?
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Not to blow on a miniature time machine.
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Don't worry. People wait
until the last second to bid,
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and they swoop in and get it.
It's called sniping.
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15 seconds.
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Come on, snipers.
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10, 9,
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- 8...
- Where are your snipers?
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- 5...
- Snipe.
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- 4...
- Snipe.
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- 3...
- Snipe!
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- 2...
- Snipe!
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1...
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Congratulations!
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You are the proud owner
of a miniature time machine!
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You lucky duck.
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I wonder why no one else bid.
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This is a classic piece
of sci-fi movie memorabilia.
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- Yeah, I know! I still can't afford it.
- Why don't we share it?
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We'll each put in 200 bucks,
we'll take turns having it in our house.
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A time-share time machine.
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I'm in. Sheldon?
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Need you ask?
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I still don't understand
why no one else bid.
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I understand
why no one else bid.
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Episode 114: The Nerdvana Annihilation
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Transcript: swsub.com
Sync: sub-way.fr | italiansubs.net
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Did the listing actually
say "miniature"?
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I just assumed.
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Who sells a full-size
time machine for $800?
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In a Venn diagram,
that would be an individual located
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within the intersection of the sets
"No longer want my time machine"
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and "Need $800."
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It's actually a tremendous bargain.
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Even with shipping, it works out
to less than four dollars a pound.
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Cocktail shrimp are $12.50.
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How are we going to get it upstairs?
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If we take the dish off,
it might fit in the elevator.
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Yes, but the elevator
has been broken for 2 years.
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I've been meaning to ask you.
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Do you think we should
make a call about that?
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Not necessary.
I have a Master's in engineering.
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I remotely repair satellites
on a regular basis.
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I troubleshoot space shuttle payloads.
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When the Mars Rover started
pulling to the left,
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I performed a front-end alignment
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from 62 million miles away.
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No. That baby's broken.
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Come on, guys! Push!
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If I push any harder,
I'm going to give birth to my colon.
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I can't feel my fingers. Hurry up!
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It's the same amount of work
no matter how fast you go.
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- Basic physics.
- Sheldon?
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If my fingers ever work again,
I've got a job for the middle one.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Penny.
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Take a break, guys.
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- What are you doing?
- We're just moving something upstairs.
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- What is it?
- Just...
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You know. Time machine.
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Neat. But I really got to get to work.
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- Give us a few minutes.
- I don't have them. I'm running late.
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Then, I have a simple solution.
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Go up to the roof.
Hop over to the next building.
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There's a small gap, don't look down
if you're subject to vertigo,
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and use their stairwell.
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You're joking, right?
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I never joke when it comes to vertigo.
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Damn. Okay, I'll just take the roof.
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If you wait for us
to set up the time machine,
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I can drop you off at work yesterday.
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Time travel joke.
It's not... never mind.
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For what it's worth,
I thought it was humorous.
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Let's just do this.
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- You guys ready to push?
- In a minute.
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Howard stepped outside to throw up.
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I don't know
what you were worried about.
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I think it really works in the room.
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It is by far the coolest thing
I have ever owned.
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The exact time machine
that carried actor Rod Taylor
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from Victorian England
into the post-apocalyptic future,
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where society had splintered
into two factions:
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the subterranean Morlocks,
who survived by feasting
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on the flesh of the gentle
surface-dwelling Eloi.
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Talk about your chick magnets.
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The guy who lives next to me
is always like,
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"I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony.
I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony."
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But wait until I tell him,
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"I've got a time machine
on my balcony.
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Stuff that in your Speedoes,
Jacuzzi Bob."
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Gentlemen, we said we'd take turns,
but I think you'll agree
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that practicality
dictates it remain here.
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You can't keep it here.
What if I meet a girl and say,
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"You wanna come up and see
my time machine?
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It's at my friends' house."
How lame is that?
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He's got a point.
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I think we're going to need some ground
rules; in addition to the expected
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"no shoes in the time machine,"
and "no eating in the time machine,"
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I propose we add "pants must be worn
at all times in the time machine."
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Seconded.
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I was going to put down a towel.
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I still want it on my balcony.
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I say we move it on a bi-monthly basis.
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- That sounds fair.
- Bi-monthly is an ambiguous term.
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It's every other month or twice a month?
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- Twice a month.
- Then no.
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- Okay, every other month.
- No.
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You can't be selfish.
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We all paid for it,
so it belongs to all of us.
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Now get out of the way
so I can sit in my time machine.
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I am setting the dials
for March 10, 1876.
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Good choice, Alexander Graham Bell
invents the telephone
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- and calls out for Dr. Watson.
- Wait a minute.
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- I'd want to see that, too.
- So when it's your turn, you can.
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But if we all go back to the same point,
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Bell's lab is going to get very crowded.
He'll know something's up.
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Also since the time machine
doesn't move in space,
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you'll end up in 1876 Pasadena.
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And even if you can make it to Boston,
are you going knock on the door
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and say to Mrs. Bell,
"Big fan of your husband.
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"Can I come in and watch him
invent the telephone?"
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Mrs. Bell was deaf.
She's not even going to hear you knock.
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I have a solution.
First, go into the future
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- and obtain a cloaking device.
- How far into the future?
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If I remember correctly, Captain Kirk
will steal a cloaking device
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from the Romulans on Stardate 5027.3,
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which would be January 10, 2328
by pre-Federation reckoning.
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I am setting the dials
for January 10, 2328.
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Here we go into the future.
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That was fun.
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My turn!
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Okay, first of all,
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what you call a gap
was nearly three feet wide.
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- I slipped and skinned my knee.
- Are you okay?
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Second of all, the door to the stairwell
of the other building was locked,
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so I had to go down the fire escape,
which ends on the 3d floor,
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forcing me to crawl through the window
of a lovely Armenian family
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who insisted I stay for lunch.
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- That doesn't sound too bad.
- It was eight courses of lamb,
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and they tried to fix me up
with their son.
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- Sorry.
- Not done.
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By the time I finally got to work,
they'd given my shift away.
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That's right. I lost an entire day's pay
thanks to this.
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- This...
- Time machine.
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The lights flash and the dish spins.
You want to try it?
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I don't want to try it!
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My God, you are grown men!
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How can you waste your lives
with these stupid toys and costumes
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and comic books
and now that?! That...
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Again. Time machine.
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Please, it's not a time machine.
If anything, it looks like something
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Elton John would drive
through the Everglades.
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It only moves in time.
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It would be worse than useless
in a swamp.
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Pathetic! All of you!
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Completely pathetic!
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My turn!
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Leonard, it's 2:00 in the morning.
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So?
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So it's my turn.
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Why did you set it
for the day before yesterday?
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Because I want to go back
and keep myself
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from getting a time machine.
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You can't.
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If you were to prevent yourself
from buying it in the past,
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you wouldn't have it available
in the present to travel back
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and stop yourself from buying it.
Ergo, you would still have it.
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This is a classic rookie
time-travel mistake.
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Can I go back and prevent you
from explaing that to me?
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Same paradox.
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If you were to travel back in time
and, say, knock me unconscious,
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you would not then have the conversation
that irritated you,
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motivating you to go back
and knock me unconscious.
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00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,199
What if I knocked you
unconscious right now?
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It won't change the past.
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But it'd make the present so much nicer.
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Are you upset about something?
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What was your first clue?
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00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:21,682
Well, it was a number of things.
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First, the late hour.
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Then your demeanor
seems very low-energy,
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- plus your irritability.
- Yes, I'm upset!
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00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:30,578
I don't usually pick
up on those things.
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Good for me.
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Good for you.
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00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,521
Wait.
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00:11:40,644 --> 00:11:42,913
Did you want to talk about
what's bothering you?
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- I don't know. Maybe.
- I'm on fire tonight.
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Here's the thing.
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Girls like Penny never end up
with guys who own time machines.
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I disagree.
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00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:02,544
Your inability to
successfully woo Penny
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long predates your acquisition
of the time machine.
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00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:09,989
That failure clearly
stands on its own.
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- Thanks for pointing it out.
- In addition, your premise is flawed.
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In the original film,
Rod Taylor got Yvette Mimieux
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with that very time machine.
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00:12:19,445 --> 00:12:21,936
In Back to the Future,
Marty McFly got the opportunity
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to hook up with his extremely
attractive young mother.
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00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:30,318
- Those are movies.
- Of course they're movies.
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Were you expecting me to come up
with an example
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involving a real-life time machine?
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That's absurd.
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Come on, guys, push!
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If I push any harder, I'm going
to give birth to my colon.
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00:12:47,272 --> 00:12:48,982
- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Penny.
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Take a break, guys!
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- What are you doing?
- You know, just moving a time machine.
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Neat, but I really gotta get to work.
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00:13:03,121 --> 00:13:04,328
No problem.
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Hang on.
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00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:15,360
But... what about your time machine?
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Some things are more
important than toys.
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I'm scared.
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00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,238
Don't worry, baby. I've got you.
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It's still my turn.
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00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:00,867
What are you doing?
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00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:03,871
I'm packing up all my collectibles
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and taking them down
to the comic book store to sell.
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00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,538
Was that really necessary?
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00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:11,451
If you need money,
you can always sell blood.
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00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,043
And semen.
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This is not about money.
245
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We brought food!
246
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Lox and bagels, the
breakfast of time-travelers.
247
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,023
Terrific. Does anyone want to buy
my share of the time machine?
248
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:27,411
- Why?
- I don't want it anymore.
249
00:14:27,531 --> 00:14:29,736
- Why?
- Just... personal reasons.
250
00:14:29,908 --> 00:14:32,948
My Spidey sense tells me this
has something to do with Penny.
251
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:35,714
Look, do you want to
buy me out or not?
252
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,115
I'll give you $100,
which will make me half-owner
253
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and we'll put it on my balcony.
254
00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:42,665
Screw his balcony. I'll give you
$120 and we'll put it in my garage.
255
00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:44,668
I paid $200 for my share.
256
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,405
Dude, everybody knows a time
machine loses half its value
257
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the minute you drive
it off the lot.
258
00:14:49,893 --> 00:14:52,633
I'll go for $200. That time
machine stays right where it is.
259
00:14:52,806 --> 00:14:56,594
$300 and I'll throw in my original
1979 Mattel Millennium Falcon
260
00:14:56,714 --> 00:14:58,431
with real light speed sound effects.
261
00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:02,158
No. No more toys or action figures
262
00:15:02,411 --> 00:15:05,490
or props or replicas
or costumes or robots
263
00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:07,295
or Darth Vader voice changers.
264
00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:08,941
I'm getting rid of all of it.
265
00:15:09,102 --> 00:15:11,412
You can't do that. Look
what you've created here.
266
00:15:11,532 --> 00:15:13,236
It's like nerdvana.
267
00:15:16,561 --> 00:15:19,619
More importantly,
you have a Darth Vader voice changer?
268
00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:22,633
Not for long.
269
00:15:22,753 --> 00:15:24,441
I call dibs on The Golden Age Flash.
270
00:15:24,561 --> 00:15:27,202
I need that to complete my
Justice Society of America collection.
271
00:15:27,322 --> 00:15:29,655
- Too bad. I called dibs.
- You can't just call dibs.
272
00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:32,256
I can and I did.
Look up "Dibs" in Wikipedia.
273
00:15:32,935 --> 00:15:34,858
Dibs doesn't apply
in a bidding war.
274
00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:36,385
It's not a bidding war.
275
00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:38,972
I'm selling it all to Larry
down at the comic book store.
276
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,642
- Did Larry call dibs?
- Will you forget dibs?!
277
00:15:41,762 --> 00:15:44,087
He offered me a fair price
for the whole collection.
278
00:15:44,207 --> 00:15:48,036
- What's the number? I'll match it.
- I'll match it plus a thousand rupees.
279
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:50,597
- What's the exchange rate?
- None of your business.
280
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,110
Take it or leave it?
281
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,801
Mom? My bar mitzvah bonds.
How much do I got?
282
00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:56,067
Thanks.
283
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,630
I can go $2,600 and two trees in Israel.
284
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:01,987
Forget it, guys.
285
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,975
If I sell to one of you, the other two
are going to be really mad at me.
286
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:07,385
Who cares? As long as you pick me!
287
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,412
Okay, Leonard, put down the box.
Let's talk.
288
00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:12,457
Sorry, Raj. My mind is made up.
289
00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:13,565
No!
290
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:15,926
I can't let you do this.
291
00:16:16,491 --> 00:16:17,969
Get out of my way.
292
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,768
None shall pass!
293
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,482
I did not want to do this,
294
00:16:30,819 --> 00:16:34,028
but I have here the rare mint
condition production error
295
00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:36,412
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Geordi La Forge
296
00:16:36,532 --> 00:16:38,990
without his visor
in the original packaging.
297
00:16:39,716 --> 00:16:41,649
If you do not get out of my way,
298
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,522
I will open it.
299
00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:46,662
Okay, man. Be cool.
300
00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:49,209
We're all friends here.
301
00:16:50,587 --> 00:16:52,087
What the hell's going on?
302
00:16:52,297 --> 00:16:53,747
You hypocrite!
303
00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:55,113
What?
304
00:16:55,278 --> 00:16:57,588
Little Miss "grown-ups
don't play with toys."
305
00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:01,262
If I were to go into that apartment now,
would I not find Beanie Babies?
306
00:17:01,435 --> 00:17:04,252
Are you not an accumulator
of Care Bears and My Little Ponies?
307
00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:07,393
And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your shorts?
308
00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:09,718
Hello, Hello Kitty!
309
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,358
Okay, look, if this is about yesterday,
Leonard,
310
00:17:16,478 --> 00:17:19,071
I am really sorry about what I said.
I was just upset.
311
00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:22,264
- I need to hear it.
- No, you didn't. You are a great guy
312
00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:25,278
and it is the things you love
that make you who you are.
313
00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:28,509
I guess that makes
me "large breasts."
314
00:17:32,914 --> 00:17:35,949
Still, I think it's time for
me to get rid of this stuff
315
00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:38,140
and, you know,
move on with my life.
316
00:17:38,645 --> 00:17:40,486
- Really?
- Yeah.
317
00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:44,059
Well, good for you.
318
00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:46,150
Thanks.
319
00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:50,813
Do you want to...
I don't know, later...
320
00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:51,999
Excuse me.
321
00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:54,159
- Hey, Penny.
- Hi, Mike.
322
00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:56,220
- Ready to go?
- I just have to change.
323
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:58,639
- I'll give you a hand.
- Stop it!
324
00:17:58,982 --> 00:17:59,903
Bye, guys.
325
00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:06,846
My turn on the time machine!
326
00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:31,854
It worked.
327
00:18:33,704 --> 00:18:35,241
It really worked.
328
00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:39,190
They said I was mad, but it worked!
329
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:48,963
Not Morlocks!
330
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,566
Not flesh-eating Morlocks!
331
00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:53,895
Help!
332
00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:04,312
Sheldon, are you okay?
333
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,254
We have to get rid
of the time machine.
334
00:19:07,608 --> 00:19:09,817
It is a little big
for the living room, isn't it?
335
00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:13,110
Yeah, that's the problem. It's too big.
336
00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:16,613
I'm glad you agree.
I hired some guys to help us move it.
337
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:18,047
Come on in, fellas.
338
00:19:22,521 --> 00:19:23,575
Morlocks!
339
00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,614
Eat him. Eat him.