1 00:00:10,050 --> 00:00:11,182 Good morning. 2 00:00:13,678 --> 00:00:16,039 We're gonna have to stop by Pottery Barn on the way to work. 3 00:00:16,159 --> 00:00:18,398 I bought these Star Wars sheets, but, 4 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,486 they turned out to be much too stimulating 5 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:23,109 to be compatible with a good night's sleep. 6 00:00:25,154 --> 00:00:27,532 I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me. 7 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:30,214 I'm not going to work. 8 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,991 Just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, 9 00:00:33,111 --> 00:00:34,876 that's no reason to give up. 10 00:00:35,819 --> 00:00:38,742 I was up all night using the new free-electron laser 11 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:40,918 for my X-ray diffraction experiment. 12 00:00:41,425 --> 00:00:43,921 Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas? 13 00:00:44,314 --> 00:00:45,050 No. 14 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,991 Then you can drive. Let's go. 15 00:00:49,454 --> 00:00:51,596 Ddn't I tell you I'd be working nights and that 16 00:00:51,758 --> 00:00:53,376 you'd have to make other arrangements? 17 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:54,807 - You did. - And? 18 00:00:55,202 --> 00:00:56,202 I didn't. 19 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:58,810 Let's go. 20 00:01:00,307 --> 00:01:01,388 Good night. 21 00:01:01,508 --> 00:01:03,985 - But how am I going to get to work? - Take the bus. 22 00:01:04,145 --> 00:01:06,628 I can't take the bus anymore. They don't have seat belts, 23 00:01:06,748 --> 00:01:10,075 and they won't let you latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords. 24 00:01:10,777 --> 00:01:13,610 You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords? 25 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:15,339 I didn't try. I succeeded. 26 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:19,040 But for some reason, it alarmed the other passengers 27 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,731 and I was asked to de-bus. 28 00:01:21,393 --> 00:01:23,685 You're a big boy. You'll figure it out. 29 00:01:24,041 --> 00:01:26,026 Don't talk to me like I'm a child. 30 00:01:26,146 --> 00:01:28,942 Now, take me to return my Star Wars sheets! 31 00:01:36,523 --> 00:01:37,602 What is it? 32 00:01:37,963 --> 00:01:39,230 Leonard's asleep. 33 00:01:41,913 --> 00:01:43,126 Thanks for the update. 34 00:01:43,363 --> 00:01:44,526 No. Wait. 35 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:47,026 You have to drive me to work. 36 00:01:47,683 --> 00:01:49,635 Yeah, I really don't think I do. 37 00:01:50,935 --> 00:01:53,159 But I don't drive, and I can't take the bus. 38 00:01:53,319 --> 00:01:56,079 You'll be fine as long as you don't do that bungee cord thing, okay? 39 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:01,624 Didn't you recently state that you and I are friends? 40 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,699 Yes, Sheldon. We are friends. 41 00:02:06,108 --> 00:02:08,537 Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand 42 00:02:08,657 --> 00:02:11,822 is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship. 43 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,070 The favor. 44 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:20,207 Oh, dear God. 45 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,806 I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupting your morning prayers. 46 00:02:26,432 --> 00:02:28,146 When you're done, we'll go. 47 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:51,063 Subtitles: sub-way.fr 48 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,855 Thank you for driving me to work. 49 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:57,681 You know this is my day off? 50 00:02:57,903 --> 00:03:00,267 Oh, good. I'm not keeping you from anything. 51 00:03:03,863 --> 00:03:05,894 Your "check engine" light is on. 52 00:03:07,764 --> 00:03:11,011 Typically that's an indicator to, you know, check your engine. 53 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:14,135 It's fine. It's been on for, like, a month. 54 00:03:15,307 --> 00:03:17,411 Actually, that would be all the more reason to... 55 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,351 you know, check your engine. 56 00:03:20,429 --> 00:03:21,854 Sheldon, it's fine. 57 00:03:22,134 --> 00:03:23,869 If it were fine, the light wouldn't be on. 58 00:03:23,989 --> 00:03:27,683 That's why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know it's not fine. 59 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,588 Maybe the light's broken. 60 00:03:31,101 --> 00:03:33,896 Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"? 61 00:03:36,986 --> 00:03:37,986 What? 62 00:03:38,391 --> 00:03:40,236 Studies have shown that performing tasks 63 00:03:40,356 --> 00:03:43,622 such as eating, talking on a cell phone or drinking coffee while driving 64 00:03:43,742 --> 00:03:45,225 reduces one's reaction time 65 00:03:45,345 --> 00:03:47,314 by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol. 66 00:03:47,799 --> 00:03:49,191 Do you have any alcohol? 67 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,287 - Of course not. - Too bad. 68 00:03:54,779 --> 00:03:56,603 You're going up Euclid Avenue? 69 00:03:58,026 --> 00:03:59,689 Leonard takes Los Robles Avenue. 70 00:04:00,301 --> 00:04:01,567 Good for Leonard. 71 00:04:02,072 --> 00:04:04,108 Euclid Avenue is shorter as the crow flies, 72 00:04:04,228 --> 00:04:06,686 but it has speed bumps, which appreciably increase 73 00:04:06,806 --> 00:04:09,419 point-to-point drive time, making it the less efficient choice. 74 00:04:11,557 --> 00:04:12,923 But you have the conn. 75 00:04:17,063 --> 00:04:19,292 If you're not going to slow down for the speed bumps, 76 00:04:19,412 --> 00:04:21,473 I withdraw my previous objection. 77 00:04:23,328 --> 00:04:24,726 Here's a fun question. 78 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:27,670 Do you know what the most common street name is? 79 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,693 - No. - The answer's tricky. 80 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:32,578 It's Second Street. 81 00:04:32,698 --> 00:04:35,316 You'd think it would be First Street, but in most towns, 82 00:04:35,436 --> 00:04:37,578 First Street eventually gets renamed to something else. 83 00:04:37,698 --> 00:04:39,412 You know, like Main Street, 84 00:04:39,802 --> 00:04:40,963 Broad Street. 85 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,653 Michigan Avenue. 86 00:04:43,502 --> 00:04:45,470 Leonard and I often use our commute time 87 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:47,958 to exercise our minds with brain-teasers like that. 88 00:04:48,564 --> 00:04:49,910 We also play games. 89 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,557 - Would you like to play one? - No. 90 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:56,074 Come on. It's fun. 91 00:04:56,991 --> 00:04:58,075 Another bump. 92 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:03,921 Okay. I'll say an element, and you say an element 93 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:07,385 whose name starts with the last letter of the one I said, okay? 94 00:05:08,587 --> 00:05:09,646 I'll start. 95 00:05:11,224 --> 00:05:12,190 Helium. 96 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:18,279 Now, you could say "mercury." 97 00:05:18,908 --> 00:05:21,947 That would give me a "y." Very clever. That's a tough one. 98 00:05:23,706 --> 00:05:26,608 So I go with "ytterbium," which gets you back to "m." 99 00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:30,673 So you go "molybdenum," and I say "magnesium." 100 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:33,792 You say "manganese." I say "europium," 101 00:05:33,912 --> 00:05:35,974 and, then, you're left with "mendelevium," 102 00:05:36,094 --> 00:05:37,714 and... there are no more m's 103 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:40,491 because I believe that meitnerium should still be called ekairidium. 104 00:05:40,712 --> 00:05:42,387 So, congratulations. You win. 105 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,251 Do you wanna go again? 106 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,522 Why don't we just have a little quiet time now? 107 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:54,149 All right. 108 00:05:59,814 --> 00:06:02,220 I'm sorry. I'm finding your reckless nonchalance 109 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:04,679 regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling. 110 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:10,232 Get out. 111 00:06:12,146 --> 00:06:15,174 I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding 112 00:06:15,294 --> 00:06:17,240 of the workings of an internal combustion engine, 113 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,883 I'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics. 114 00:06:20,497 --> 00:06:21,885 I said, "Get out." 115 00:06:22,439 --> 00:06:23,803 Okay. I'll give it a shot. 116 00:06:39,455 --> 00:06:41,778 There you are. I'm ready to go home. 117 00:06:44,078 --> 00:06:46,337 - I just got here. - Good. Perfect timing. 118 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:51,230 I told you, I only have access to the free-electron laser at night. 119 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:53,124 I can't drive you for the next few weeks. 120 00:06:53,284 --> 00:06:55,232 No, you said you couldn't drive me to work. 121 00:06:55,352 --> 00:06:56,645 This is from work. 122 00:06:58,067 --> 00:06:59,736 Howard, help me out here. 123 00:06:59,856 --> 00:07:02,783 No, just for the fun of it, I'm gonna take his side. 124 00:07:04,538 --> 00:07:06,304 Now, how do you propose I get home? 125 00:07:06,966 --> 00:07:08,682 How did you get here in the first place? 126 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:09,862 Penny. 127 00:07:10,116 --> 00:07:12,362 But I sense that's no longer an option. 128 00:07:14,162 --> 00:07:15,686 I need to get to the laser lab. 129 00:07:15,806 --> 00:07:19,052 You're just gonna have to find someone else to take you home. 130 00:07:25,608 --> 00:07:27,511 Damn, I picked the wrong side. 131 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,766 God, not Euclid Avenue! 132 00:07:43,425 --> 00:07:46,344 Why did Howard leave you in the middle of the road anyway? 133 00:07:47,857 --> 00:07:50,606 - We had a difference of opinion. - Over what? 134 00:07:51,257 --> 00:07:53,600 Whether or not he was trying to kill me. 135 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:55,883 For the record, I maintain he was. 136 00:07:58,085 --> 00:07:59,983 Where are you going? I'm taking you home. 137 00:08:00,503 --> 00:08:02,536 But I'm not going home. It's Wednesday. 138 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:06,286 Wednesday's new comic book day. We have to go to the comic book store. 139 00:08:06,509 --> 00:08:08,333 Then, we have to stop at Souplantation; 140 00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:10,097 it's creamy tomato soup day. 141 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:13,503 And Radio Shack. There's a sale on triple-A batteries. 142 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:16,833 Plus, we have to go to Pottery Barn and return my Star Wars sheets. 143 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:18,960 I have a better idea. 144 00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:22,335 You want to go to Pottery Barn first? 145 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,974 Can you drive me to Pottery Barn? 146 00:08:42,236 --> 00:08:45,231 Maybe if I turn off the night-light, I can keep the sheets. 147 00:08:57,694 --> 00:08:58,828 Good morning. 148 00:09:00,647 --> 00:09:01,781 Good morning. 149 00:09:02,907 --> 00:09:04,094 Sheldon, sit down. 150 00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,247 She's in my spot. 151 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:11,930 Don't look at me like that. Everybody knows that's my spot. 152 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:21,019 You know that we care about you. 153 00:09:21,406 --> 00:09:25,068 And it's because we care about you that we've decided we have to speak up. 154 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,117 You're hurting the people around you, sweetie. 155 00:09:32,391 --> 00:09:35,522 So we made you an appointment, and we want you to keep it. 156 00:09:37,852 --> 00:09:40,621 Department of Motor Vehicles New Driver Handbook? 157 00:09:44,826 --> 00:09:46,540 But I don't have a problem. 158 00:09:48,162 --> 00:09:50,510 Sheldon, you need to learn how to drive. 159 00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:52,629 This madness has to stop. 160 00:09:54,707 --> 00:09:56,891 Penny's taking you to the DMV. I'm going to bed. 161 00:09:57,274 --> 00:09:59,943 - Why Penny? - Because rock breaks scissors. 162 00:10:00,113 --> 00:10:01,119 Good night. 163 00:10:02,175 --> 00:10:04,731 - All right, come on, Sheldon. - Hold on. 164 00:10:05,217 --> 00:10:07,152 - I have one condition. - What? 165 00:10:07,312 --> 00:10:09,154 We have to stop at Pottery Barn. 166 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:12,632 And Radio Shack. 167 00:10:13,895 --> 00:10:14,784 Fine. 168 00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:18,211 - And the comic book store. - All right! 169 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:20,874 I want to go to the comic book store. 170 00:10:40,634 --> 00:10:41,994 I like comic books. 171 00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:49,470 I still don't see why I need a driver's license. 172 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:52,423 Albert Einstein never had a driver's license. 173 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,807 Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself 174 00:10:55,927 --> 00:10:57,343 at 40 miles an hour. 175 00:10:58,564 --> 00:11:01,413 Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts. 176 00:11:05,604 --> 00:11:09,181 I gotta ask, why didn't you just get a license at 16 like everybody else? 177 00:11:09,572 --> 00:11:11,249 I was otherwise engaged. 178 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,000 Doing what? 179 00:11:14,488 --> 00:11:18,056 Examing perturbative amplitudes in N=4 supersymmetric theories 180 00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:20,713 leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties 181 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:24,318 of multi-loop N=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory. 182 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:30,208 Well, how about when you were 17? 183 00:11:32,117 --> 00:11:34,484 Take this to the testing area, put your name at the top, 184 00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:37,167 sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back. Next. 185 00:11:43,512 --> 00:11:44,456 Application? 186 00:11:45,619 --> 00:11:47,575 I'm actually more of a theorist. 187 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:51,854 The application in your hand. 188 00:11:51,974 --> 00:11:53,207 Give it to her. 189 00:11:57,612 --> 00:11:59,799 Take this to the testing area, put your name at the top, 190 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,516 sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back. Next! 191 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:05,870 Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions. 192 00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:08,956 Look at that sign up there. 193 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,238 Does it say "I give a damn"? 194 00:12:15,858 --> 00:12:17,436 That's because I don't. 195 00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:20,867 Just look. This first question makes no sense. 196 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:24,831 "How many car lengths should you leave in front of you when driving?" 197 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:27,253 There's no possible way to answer that. 198 00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:30,336 A "car length" is not a standardized unit of measure. 199 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:32,982 Look at the sign. 200 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:37,134 - It's "C." Just put down "C." - I don't need your help, Penny. 201 00:12:37,296 --> 00:12:40,053 Listen to that little girl, honey. Put "C." Next! 202 00:12:40,216 --> 00:12:41,349 Wait! Hang on. 203 00:12:41,509 --> 00:12:44,933 - Look at this next question. - Why are you arguing with the DMV? 204 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,506 How else are they going to learn? 205 00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:52,387 Look... question two: 206 00:12:52,786 --> 00:12:54,852 "When are roadways most slippery?" 207 00:12:54,972 --> 00:12:57,404 Now, there are 3 answers, none of which are correct. 208 00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,153 The correct answer is "when covered by a film of liquid 209 00:13:00,273 --> 00:13:02,425 "sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction 210 00:13:02,545 --> 00:13:04,690 "between the tire and the road to essentially zero, 211 00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:07,696 "but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction." 212 00:13:12,364 --> 00:13:14,612 Here's your learner's permit. Go away. 213 00:13:16,023 --> 00:13:17,022 But I'm not done. 214 00:13:17,142 --> 00:13:19,509 I have many additional concerns about these questions. 215 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:21,928 - Don't make me climb over this counter. - Come on. 216 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:25,695 Next! 217 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:27,567 Aced it. 218 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,566 That's... it. Let's boot it up. 219 00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:35,770 Booting. 220 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,545 This is a state-of-the-art simulator. 221 00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:41,364 I adapted it from something a friend of mine designed for the army. 222 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,681 Is that why I appear to be in downtown Fallujah 223 00:13:43,801 --> 00:13:45,880 behind the wheel of an up-armored Humvee? 224 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,629 I haven't configured it yet. 225 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:50,531 Let's see... 226 00:13:50,651 --> 00:13:52,003 Bradley tank... 227 00:13:52,318 --> 00:13:54,211 transport truck... Batmobile... 228 00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:59,409 Here we go. Red 2006 Ford Taurus 229 00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:01,384 on the streets of Pasadena. 230 00:14:03,565 --> 00:14:04,265 What? 231 00:14:04,466 --> 00:14:06,473 Statistically, red cars are stopped by police 232 00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:08,405 far more often than any other color. 233 00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:10,817 I don't want any hassles with the fuzz. 234 00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:14,022 Fine, what color do you want? 235 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,290 You know the pale blue of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber? 236 00:14:19,607 --> 00:14:21,760 Before it was digitally remastered? 237 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,575 Black, it is. 238 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,122 Okay, now, what you want to do first is turn on the ignition 239 00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:31,577 and shift into drive. 240 00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:33,708 I haven't fastened my seat belt yet. 241 00:14:36,322 --> 00:14:37,838 Okay, fasten your seat belt. 242 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,831 - Now, are there air bags? - You don't need air bags. 243 00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:52,894 What if a simulated van rear-ends me? 244 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,147 I'll hit you in the face with a pillow. 245 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,047 Okay, now shift into drive. 246 00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,702 Pull out slowly into traffic. 247 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:14,126 Watch out, watch, watch out for the pedestrians! 248 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:17,961 Wait-- slow-- Hit the brakes! The brakes! 249 00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:31,331 Thank you. 250 00:15:35,212 --> 00:15:36,972 Sorry. Excuse me. 251 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,371 My bad. 252 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:44,727 Student driver. 253 00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:48,557 How did you manage to get on the 2d floor 254 00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:50,207 of the Glendale Galleria? 255 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:52,631 I don't know. 256 00:15:52,992 --> 00:15:55,294 I was on the Pasadena freeway. I missed my exit, 257 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:58,333 flew off the overpass, and one thing led to another. 258 00:16:00,915 --> 00:16:03,256 Maybe you want to give it a rest and try again tomorrow. 259 00:16:04,361 --> 00:16:05,175 I quit. 260 00:16:14,496 --> 00:16:15,670 The pet store... 261 00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:19,681 Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software. 262 00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:21,388 It's amazingly detailed. 263 00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:25,362 So wait, you're just gonna give up? 264 00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:27,086 No, I'm not giving up. 265 00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:28,423 I never give up. 266 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,621 So, what is it you're doing? 267 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,267 I'm... 268 00:16:33,387 --> 00:16:35,543 transcending the situation. 269 00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:40,944 I'm clearly 270 00:16:41,242 --> 00:16:43,217 too evolved for driving. 271 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,051 What does that mean? 272 00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:52,903 Have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors 273 00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:56,651 are significantly smaller than the average for someone of my size? 274 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,736 I wonder a lot of things about you. But not-not that. 275 00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:04,790 Well, those are indicators 276 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,976 that I'm farther along the evolutionary scale 277 00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:08,856 - than the average human. - No kidding. 278 00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:09,823 Hold on. 279 00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,491 I'm not gonna go so far as to say 280 00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:14,177 that I represent a distinct new stage in humankind-- 281 00:17:14,474 --> 00:17:16,748 you know, a homo novus, if you will. 282 00:17:18,397 --> 00:17:20,208 That's for anthropologists to decide. 283 00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:23,169 But I am convinced 284 00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:26,322 that the reason I cannot master the plebeian task of driving 285 00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:28,258 is because I'm not meant to. 286 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,552 Yes, you are. You're meant to learn how to drive. 287 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,095 Please learn how to drive! 288 00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:35,123 I'm meant for greater things, 289 00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:37,267 like unraveling the mysteries of the universe, 290 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:38,877 not determing when it's safe 291 00:17:38,997 --> 00:17:41,638 to pass a stopped school bus on a country road. 292 00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:46,735 - It's never safe. - Yeah, well, I know that now. 293 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:49,804 Fine. 294 00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:51,937 Assuming that everything you say is true, 295 00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:55,785 how does the biologically superior homo novus get to work tomorrow morning? 296 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,914 Homo novus doesn't know. 297 00:18:00,784 --> 00:18:02,201 Well, hang in there. 298 00:18:02,843 --> 00:18:05,211 Maybe you'll evolve into something with wings. 299 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,467 Good morning, gentlemen. 300 00:18:18,587 --> 00:18:19,854 Good morning. 301 00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:24,731 Is there some new kind of casual Friday I don't know about? 302 00:18:25,332 --> 00:18:26,941 No, he lives here now. 303 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,170 Really? Why? 304 00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:32,118 Since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive, 305 00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:34,272 he decided it would be easier to sleep in his office 306 00:18:34,392 --> 00:18:35,797 and shower in the radiation lab 307 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,702 until I'm finished with my experiment. 308 00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:41,273 But you finished your experiment a week ago. 309 00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:17,850 You saw nothing!