1 00:00:00,689 --> 00:00:03,466 So, if any of you are considering going into experimental physics, 2 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:05,300 my door is always open. 3 00:00:05,707 --> 00:00:08,345 Once again, I'm sorry the demonstration didn't quite work out, 4 00:00:08,505 --> 00:00:10,894 but now we know what happens when you accidentally spill 5 00:00:11,014 --> 00:00:13,277 Peach Snapple into a helium neon laser. 6 00:00:15,868 --> 00:00:17,931 Short answer is... don't. 7 00:00:22,711 --> 00:00:25,372 And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department 8 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:26,905 is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 9 00:00:32,319 --> 00:00:33,303 Forget it. 10 00:00:35,478 --> 00:00:36,509 Excuse me. 11 00:00:38,053 --> 00:00:40,668 - Sheldon, we both agreed to do this. - It's a waste of time. 12 00:00:40,788 --> 00:00:42,790 I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics 13 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,621 to a bunch of labradoodles. 14 00:00:46,459 --> 00:00:47,640 If you don't do this, 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,951 I won't take you to the comic book store. 16 00:00:59,150 --> 00:01:01,213 Nice work with the laser, by the way. 17 00:01:04,268 --> 00:01:06,648 Looking out at your fresh young faces, 18 00:01:06,768 --> 00:01:10,208 I remember when I too was deciding my academic future 19 00:01:10,328 --> 00:01:12,057 as a lowly graduate student. 20 00:01:13,287 --> 00:01:14,735 Of course, I was 14. 21 00:01:15,947 --> 00:01:18,509 And I'd already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, 22 00:01:18,629 --> 00:01:20,235 despite my 9:00 bedtime. 23 00:01:22,239 --> 00:01:25,095 Now, there may be one or two of you in this room 24 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:28,646 who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics. 25 00:01:28,766 --> 00:01:30,267 It's more likely that you'll spend 26 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:32,338 your scientific careers teaching 5th graders 27 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:35,181 how to make papier mache volcanoes with baking soda lava. 28 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:39,519 - Good God. - In short... 29 00:01:39,951 --> 00:01:42,312 any one who told you that you would someday be able 30 00:01:42,432 --> 00:01:44,374 to make any significant contribution to physics, 31 00:01:44,494 --> 00:01:47,315 played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. 32 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:51,448 Any questions? 33 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:55,800 Of course not. 34 00:01:58,002 --> 00:01:59,727 I weep for the future of science. 35 00:01:59,847 --> 00:02:02,709 Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out. 36 00:02:03,786 --> 00:02:04,848 Come, Leonard. 37 00:02:08,874 --> 00:02:11,195 Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh? 38 00:02:32,899 --> 00:02:34,669 Subtitles: sub-way.fr 39 00:02:36,933 --> 00:02:38,362 I love this time of the year. 40 00:02:38,482 --> 00:02:41,019 The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air. 41 00:02:41,444 --> 00:02:43,919 Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students 42 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,097 about to put on just enough winter weight 43 00:02:46,217 --> 00:02:47,901 to make them needy and vulnerable. 44 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:52,444 That's right, honey, have another calzone. 45 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:53,736 Daddy can wait. 46 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,246 Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students? 47 00:02:59,435 --> 00:03:01,845 No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out. 48 00:03:01,965 --> 00:03:03,417 Damn, there's always a catch. 49 00:03:04,982 --> 00:03:06,523 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Leslie. 50 00:03:06,872 --> 00:03:10,215 So, dumbass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night. 51 00:03:11,245 --> 00:03:13,573 The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat 52 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,661 of those unprepared to hear it. 53 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:19,176 But why should I cater to second-rate minds? 54 00:03:19,296 --> 00:03:21,845 Because first-rate minds call you "dumbass"? 55 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,804 Oh, yeah? Well... 56 00:03:26,462 --> 00:03:27,950 you're a mean person. 57 00:03:29,867 --> 00:03:31,198 Excuse me, Dr. Cooper, 58 00:03:31,318 --> 00:03:33,655 I'm Ramona Nowitzki. I was at your talk last night. 59 00:03:34,217 --> 00:03:35,782 I think you're just brilliant. 60 00:03:35,979 --> 00:03:37,922 That is the prevailing opinion. 61 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:40,570 Now I'm gonna throw up. 62 00:03:41,738 --> 00:03:43,999 Howard Wolowitz, department of engineering, 63 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:46,107 co-designer of the International Space Station's 64 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,027 Liquid Waste Disposal System. 65 00:03:56,086 --> 00:03:58,054 I've read everything you've published. 66 00:03:58,313 --> 00:04:01,545 I liked your paper on grand unification using string-network condensates 67 00:04:01,665 --> 00:04:04,299 and was wondering how you determined that 3-dimensional string-nets 68 00:04:04,419 --> 00:04:07,130 provided a unified picture of ferrnions and gauge bosons? 69 00:04:07,954 --> 00:04:10,533 Amazing, an intelligent labradoodle. 70 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:18,139 The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough 71 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:21,036 in showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate. 72 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:24,206 My God, that would change the way we view the entire physical universe. 73 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,027 It's what I do. 74 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,670 You know, the Pishkin-Wolowitz Liquid Waste Disposal System 75 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:32,877 is turning a few heads as well. 76 00:04:37,062 --> 00:04:38,406 Again, ew. 77 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,309 I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos. 78 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,714 Could we get a cup of coffee sometime? 79 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:48,021 I don't drink coffee. 80 00:04:48,181 --> 00:04:50,148 I do. I love me a cup of joe. 81 00:04:51,119 --> 00:04:53,183 It doesn't have to be coffee. How about dinner? 82 00:04:53,303 --> 00:04:54,611 - I do eat dinner. - Great. 83 00:04:54,771 --> 00:04:57,880 - I know a terrific Italian place. - I never eat in strange restaurants. 84 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,492 One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery. 85 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:02,658 Excuse me? 86 00:05:02,778 --> 00:05:05,446 Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork. 87 00:05:06,865 --> 00:05:08,425 Three tines is not a fork. 88 00:05:08,545 --> 00:05:10,092 Three tines is a trident. 89 00:05:10,212 --> 00:05:13,481 Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas. 90 00:05:15,674 --> 00:05:17,545 What if I brought food to your place? 91 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,090 That would be acceptable. 92 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:20,690 On Mondays, I eat Thai food. 93 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:22,142 Mee krob and chicken sate 94 00:05:22,262 --> 00:05:24,391 with extra peanut sauce from Siam Palace. 95 00:05:24,711 --> 00:05:25,711 You got it. 96 00:05:25,967 --> 00:05:27,561 I already have your address. 97 00:05:31,074 --> 00:05:32,390 What a nice girl. 98 00:05:33,824 --> 00:05:36,402 Do you have any idea what just happened? 99 00:05:36,928 --> 00:05:39,521 Yes. Apparently I'm getting a free dinner. 100 00:05:44,991 --> 00:05:48,225 Oh, yeah, no, this thing's majorly out of order. 101 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:50,280 - See? Sorry. - That's okay. 102 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,831 Guess I'm taking the stairs. 103 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,596 - Where you going? - 4- A. 104 00:05:53,716 --> 00:05:56,379 - You here to see Leonard? - No, Dr. Cooper. 105 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,788 Dr. Sheldon Cooper? 106 00:06:00,491 --> 00:06:01,907 We're having dinner. 107 00:06:02,516 --> 00:06:03,832 Sheldon Cooper? 108 00:06:06,187 --> 00:06:07,410 Tall, thin, 109 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:10,026 looks a little like a giant praying mantis? 110 00:06:12,528 --> 00:06:14,016 He is cute, isn't he? 111 00:06:22,517 --> 00:06:24,380 - Hi, Leonard. - Hey, Ramona. Come on in. 112 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,512 - Thanks. Where should I put this? - The kitchen's fine. 113 00:06:28,281 --> 00:06:30,992 - Hey, what are you doing? - I need to see this. 114 00:06:33,095 --> 00:06:35,207 The viewing area's right over there. 115 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:40,803 Sheldon, your girl... date... person... Ramona's here. 116 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:44,691 - Hello. - Sorry I'm late. 117 00:06:44,811 --> 00:06:47,526 I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper. 118 00:06:47,646 --> 00:06:50,779 Did you enjoy the humorous footnote where I illustrate mirror-symmetry 119 00:06:50,899 --> 00:06:53,199 by likening it to the Flash playing tennis with himself? 120 00:06:53,319 --> 00:06:54,335 So funny. 121 00:06:55,825 --> 00:06:58,371 But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity, 122 00:06:58,491 --> 00:07:01,499 I have to tell you, I found it physically exhilarating. 123 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:06,534 My hypotheses tend to have that effect. 124 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,863 I'm sorry I didn't bring enough for your friends. 125 00:07:10,983 --> 00:07:13,130 I assumed we were going to be alone. 126 00:07:17,182 --> 00:07:18,781 No, we were just going. 127 00:07:18,901 --> 00:07:20,265 To watch, right? 128 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:24,094 No, come on, now, we're going out. 129 00:07:24,254 --> 00:07:25,874 Come on, we'll be quiet. 130 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:28,410 Let's go. 131 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,263 Okay, you two. 132 00:07:32,174 --> 00:07:33,302 Have a nice... 133 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,134 whatever this is. 134 00:07:39,273 --> 00:07:41,728 Okay, you guys, look, I know this is none of my business, 135 00:07:41,848 --> 00:07:43,644 but I just... I have to ask. 136 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,657 What's Sheldon's deal? 137 00:07:49,353 --> 00:07:52,404 - What do you mean "deal"? - You know, like what's his deal? 138 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:55,064 Is it girls...? Guys...? Sock puppets...? 139 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:58,705 Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption 140 00:07:58,825 --> 00:08:00,311 that he has no deal. 141 00:08:01,317 --> 00:08:02,841 Come on, everybody has a deal. 142 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:03,964 Not Sheldon. 143 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,172 Over the years, we've formulated many theories 144 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:08,125 about how he might reproduce. 145 00:08:09,591 --> 00:08:11,379 I'm an advocate of mitosis. 146 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:14,541 I'm sorry? 147 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:18,599 I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food 148 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:20,471 and split into two Sheldons. 149 00:08:22,946 --> 00:08:26,455 On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species, 150 00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:28,957 and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later 151 00:08:29,077 --> 00:08:30,949 with moth wings and an exoskeleton. 152 00:08:32,628 --> 00:08:34,900 Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares. 153 00:08:36,939 --> 00:08:39,002 Hey, do you want to hang out with us? 154 00:08:39,739 --> 00:08:41,481 What are you guys gonna do? 155 00:08:43,643 --> 00:08:45,785 My mom's making a brisket tonight. 156 00:08:47,307 --> 00:08:49,240 The one with the little onions? 157 00:08:53,169 --> 00:08:54,657 Yeah, I'm busy, so... 158 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:57,275 Good night. 159 00:08:58,630 --> 00:08:59,970 Her loss. Let's go. 160 00:09:01,405 --> 00:09:02,606 Brisket party! 161 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:04,478 B- to-the-R-to-the-I-S-K... 162 00:09:06,136 --> 00:09:07,550 To-the-E-to-the-T... 163 00:09:09,677 --> 00:09:10,697 Don't. 164 00:09:14,777 --> 00:09:16,309 Aren't you having breakfast? 165 00:09:16,587 --> 00:09:17,587 Yes. 166 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:22,482 Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again? 167 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,837 Not in these pants. 168 00:09:27,549 --> 00:09:30,031 So... how'd it go with Ramona last night? 169 00:09:31,109 --> 00:09:33,845 Great. She's smart, insightful 170 00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:37,023 and she has a very unique way of, you know, revering me. 171 00:09:40,019 --> 00:09:42,310 Here's your spinach mushroom omelet. 172 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:44,321 Thank you. 173 00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:48,112 - Did anyone touch it? - Gloves were worn by everyone involved. 174 00:09:48,232 --> 00:09:49,467 I was vigilant. 175 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,578 Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day 176 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:56,267 - standing on cafeteria lines. - Time which would be better spent 177 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,423 tackling the great physics problems of our day. 178 00:09:58,543 --> 00:10:01,688 You don't tackle the big issues. You fence with them. 179 00:10:02,094 --> 00:10:03,386 En garde. Riposte. 180 00:10:08,468 --> 00:10:09,468 Touche. 181 00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,935 - Morning. - Hey, Lesly. 182 00:10:13,194 --> 00:10:15,176 So I see you're organizing your papers 183 00:10:15,296 --> 00:10:17,677 for the Smithsonian Museum of Dumbassery. 184 00:10:19,566 --> 00:10:21,312 There won't be any room until they get rid 185 00:10:21,432 --> 00:10:23,414 of the permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit. 186 00:10:25,497 --> 00:10:26,497 Good one. 187 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,317 I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you. 188 00:10:30,437 --> 00:10:32,389 I'll let you keep your lunch money today. 189 00:10:33,638 --> 00:10:35,997 Dr. Cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough. 190 00:10:36,117 --> 00:10:39,601 If you're going to stay, you'll have to be respectful and quiet. 191 00:10:47,922 --> 00:10:48,934 Wait for me. 192 00:10:53,317 --> 00:10:55,033 Have you worked out the neutrino issue? 193 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:59,169 Well, to paraphrase Mozart, all the subatomic particles are there. 194 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:01,068 I just have to put them in the right order. 195 00:11:01,188 --> 00:11:02,207 You're so witty. 196 00:11:03,176 --> 00:11:04,125 Aren't I? 197 00:11:09,245 --> 00:11:11,174 Hey, guys, this package came for... 198 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,115 Dr. Cooper is working. 199 00:11:17,235 --> 00:11:18,840 Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough. 200 00:11:19,336 --> 00:11:20,348 It tickles! 201 00:11:22,555 --> 00:11:23,555 Sorry. 202 00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:30,370 Holy crap on a cracker. 203 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,532 You probably don't want to go in there. 204 00:11:35,913 --> 00:11:37,352 Why? What are they doing? 205 00:11:38,546 --> 00:11:42,121 The only way I could explain it would be in a therapist's office with dolls. 206 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,880 Boy. 207 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,136 Dr. Cooper's working. 208 00:11:56,495 --> 00:11:57,983 Yeah, I can see that. 209 00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:01,558 Sheldon, Halo night, Koothrappali's. You coming? 210 00:12:01,719 --> 00:12:03,345 Yes, it's Halo night. 211 00:12:03,465 --> 00:12:05,127 Let me just dry my tootsies. 212 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,268 - You're not going to Halo night. - Yes, I am. 213 00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:11,450 It's Wednesday. Wednesday's Halo night. 214 00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:15,809 Didn't a great man once say, "Science demands nothing less 215 00:12:15,929 --> 00:12:17,952 "than the fervent and unconditional dedication 216 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,351 "of our entire lives"? 217 00:12:20,308 --> 00:12:22,787 - He did. - And who was that great man? 218 00:12:23,687 --> 00:12:24,687 Me. 219 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,669 - Sorry, Leonard. - Seriously? You're not coming? 220 00:12:29,829 --> 00:12:32,133 You heard her. How can I argue with me? 221 00:12:34,226 --> 00:12:37,122 Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good... 222 00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:39,443 whatever this is. 223 00:12:42,577 --> 00:12:45,977 Dr. Cooper, I have to tell you your friends are holding you back. 224 00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:49,247 I prefer to think of it as "I'm pulling them forward." 225 00:12:50,828 --> 00:12:51,816 Halo night? 226 00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:53,700 A man with your intellectual gifts 227 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:56,071 doesn't waste an evening playing video games. 228 00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:58,087 He does on Wednesdays. 229 00:12:59,138 --> 00:13:00,892 Not if he wants a Nobel Prize. 230 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,997 He does want that. 231 00:13:06,022 --> 00:13:08,800 Does a man with my intellectual gifts play paintball on weekends? 232 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,775 - What do you think? - Drat. 233 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,120 - Now shall we get back to work? - I suppose. 234 00:13:21,087 --> 00:13:22,889 Battlestar Galactica comes on tonight. 235 00:13:24,528 --> 00:13:25,934 I guess I can wait for the DVD. 236 00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:29,664 And then, never ever watch it. 237 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,407 Sheldon, honey, I've told you, it's a small apartment. 238 00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:37,088 You only have to knock one time. 239 00:14:37,248 --> 00:14:38,568 I don't have a lot of time. 240 00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:40,052 Ramona finally dozed off, 241 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,194 and I need you to help me get rid of her. 242 00:14:44,854 --> 00:14:46,361 Get rid of her how? 243 00:14:47,089 --> 00:14:48,141 I don't know, 244 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:50,957 but apparently I'm in some kind of relationship, 245 00:14:51,608 --> 00:14:54,105 and you seem to be an expert at ending them. 246 00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,194 Excuse me? 247 00:14:59,562 --> 00:15:02,780 I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return. 248 00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:06,652 Okay, first of all, it is not man after man. 249 00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:08,842 Hide me. 250 00:15:10,528 --> 00:15:12,950 - Hide you? - I formally request sanctuary. 251 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,402 Why aren't you working? 252 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,839 She distracted me. 253 00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:23,826 I told you, Penny, I don't have time for your nonsense. 254 00:15:23,946 --> 00:15:25,829 I have important things to do. 255 00:15:28,549 --> 00:15:29,549 Oh, man. 256 00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:32,099 - I know what's going on here. - Really? 257 00:15:32,219 --> 00:15:33,822 Then will you explain it to me? 258 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,731 You're in love with Dr. Cooper. 259 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,852 Yeah, no, that's not it. 260 00:15:41,102 --> 00:15:42,550 Don't try to deny it. 261 00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,113 He's a remarkable man, 262 00:15:44,573 --> 00:15:46,458 but you have to let him go. 263 00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,428 Gee, okay. 264 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,732 I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world, 265 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,290 and we can't be selfish. 266 00:15:54,451 --> 00:15:56,002 Yeah, he's a gift all right. 267 00:15:58,283 --> 00:15:59,283 Sisters? 268 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,032 Sure. 269 00:16:04,152 --> 00:16:05,152 Sisters. 270 00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:12,168 Holy crap on a cracker. 271 00:16:28,274 --> 00:16:29,682 What are you doing?! 272 00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:31,309 It's Morse code. 273 00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:34,539 Why? 274 00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:36,949 So we can communicate through the wall. 275 00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:41,007 We are communicating through the wall. 276 00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:44,007 Yes, but the communication is not encrypted. 277 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:47,013 I don't know Morse code. 278 00:16:47,211 --> 00:16:49,010 It's very simple. This is A... 279 00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:50,657 This is B... 280 00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:53,553 - This is C. - I'm not going to learn Morse code 281 00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:55,000 at 3:00 in the morning! 282 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,120 All right. 283 00:16:57,807 --> 00:17:00,064 Don't come in here, don't come in here... 284 00:17:05,387 --> 00:17:06,512 What's going on? 285 00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:08,448 Ramona's sleeping on the couch. 286 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:10,408 I know. When is she going home? 287 00:17:10,569 --> 00:17:12,174 Never. That's the problem. 288 00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,872 - I need your help. - What are you talking about? 289 00:17:16,223 --> 00:17:19,436 I'm invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement. 290 00:17:20,078 --> 00:17:21,633 That only applies if you need me 291 00:17:21,753 --> 00:17:23,973 to help you destroy an artificial intelligence 292 00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:26,466 you've created that's taking over the Earth. 293 00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:28,174 Come on! Don't nitpick! 294 00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:31,114 Good night. 295 00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:32,661 All right. 296 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,408 I'm invoking our Body Snatchers clause. 297 00:17:37,499 --> 00:17:40,153 The Body Snatchers clause requires me to help you destroy 298 00:17:40,273 --> 00:17:42,867 someone we know who's been replaced with an alien pod. 299 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,337 She's in the living room. Go. I'll wait here. 300 00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:48,279 Sheldon, what are you doing out of bed? 301 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,612 Now! Do it! 302 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,804 You know you need your sleep in order for your cognitive processing 303 00:17:55,924 --> 00:17:57,866 to perform at optimum levels. Now come on. 304 00:17:57,986 --> 00:17:59,215 Godzilla clause? 305 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:01,970 Not unless she destroys Tokyo. 306 00:18:03,204 --> 00:18:04,204 Rats. 307 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:07,390 I've got it! 308 00:18:07,907 --> 00:18:10,551 I finally reconciled the black hole information paradox 309 00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:12,887 with my theory of string-network condensates! 310 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,307 It's unbelievable! It's paradigm-altering. 311 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,142 I could not have done it without you. 312 00:18:18,303 --> 00:18:20,311 Please, I just offered a little encouragement. 313 00:18:20,674 --> 00:18:22,021 It was a lot more than that. 314 00:18:22,141 --> 00:18:24,402 You helped me work out the masses of all the fermions 315 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:26,150 and you pumiced my hammer toe. 316 00:18:28,104 --> 00:18:29,487 How can I ever repay you? 317 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:33,050 Would you consider naming it the Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem? 318 00:18:33,234 --> 00:18:34,400 Who's Nowitzki? 319 00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:37,578 I'm Nowitzki. 320 00:18:38,439 --> 00:18:39,914 You want me to share credit? 321 00:18:41,907 --> 00:18:42,907 Get out! 322 00:18:46,707 --> 00:18:47,707 Bite me! 323 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,600 Sisters? 324 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,640 Excuse me, Dr. Cooper. 325 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,793 I'm Kathy O'Brien. I just finished reading your paper 326 00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:03,075 reconciling the black hole information paradox 327 00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:05,329 with your theory of string-network condensates, 328 00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:07,108 and it just took my breath away. 329 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:11,470 Maybe when I publish it, I'll include an inhaler. 330 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,910 Would you possibly have any time for me to pick your brain? 331 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,219 Let's see. Today's Thursday. 332 00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:22,188 Thursday nights, I eat pizza from Giacomo's. 333 00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:23,916 Sausage, mushrooms, light olives. 334 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:26,079 Great. I'll bring it to your place. 335 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,503 I have the address. 336 00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:32,550 What a nice girl. 337 00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:36,888 Sheldon, do you see what just happened here? 338 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:39,413 Yes, I'm getting a free pizza. 339 00:19:42,636 --> 00:19:43,806 I'm on a roll. 340 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:50,736 More pad Thai, please. 341 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,071 Sheldon, you've already had four servings. 342 00:19:53,231 --> 00:19:54,940 You might want to slow down a bit. 343 00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,927 Just one more bite. 344 00:20:07,329 --> 00:20:08,462 Are you okay? 345 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,067 I'm just so... 346 00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:11,484 full. 347 00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:24,792 That's it. No more Thai food.