1 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:11,939 Time! All right, Klingons, pencils down. 2 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:15,740 Okay, I have: 3 00:00:16,270 --> 00:00:17,453 - Have it. - Got it. 4 00:00:18,807 --> 00:00:19,824 Have it. 5 00:00:20,810 --> 00:00:22,117 - Have it. - Got it. 6 00:00:22,615 --> 00:00:23,988 - I have... - Got it. 7 00:00:25,219 --> 00:00:26,304 And "kreplach." 8 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:28,407 Hold on a second. "Kreplach?" 9 00:00:29,611 --> 00:00:32,494 It isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling. 10 00:00:33,021 --> 00:00:35,456 Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word. 11 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:36,915 Really? Define it. 12 00:00:37,363 --> 00:00:40,546 "Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling. 13 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:44,425 - Judge's ruling? - Bilurrrbe. 14 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,574 Hey, guys, I need to use your TV. 15 00:00:48,694 --> 00:00:51,104 - What's wrong with your TV? - I don't know. It just died. 16 00:00:51,224 --> 00:00:54,102 - I'm getting a bunch of static. - Did you pay your cable bill? 17 00:00:54,498 --> 00:00:56,742 You sound just like the cable company. 18 00:00:57,197 --> 00:00:59,155 All right, shh! Tyra Banks is about to kick 19 00:00:59,275 --> 00:01:01,222 someone off America's Next Top Model. 20 00:01:01,587 --> 00:01:03,567 - Excuse me, but we're... - Don't tell her. 21 00:01:03,727 --> 00:01:05,309 ... playing Klingon Boggle. 22 00:01:06,935 --> 00:01:09,895 What do you mean, "Aw"? Like she didn't know we were nerds? 23 00:01:10,147 --> 00:01:11,495 All right, if you must watch, 24 00:01:11,615 --> 00:01:13,619 then mute it with closed captions, please. 25 00:01:13,911 --> 00:01:14,911 Fine. 26 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,017 All right, Boggle warriors... 27 00:01:29,874 --> 00:01:31,465 Look at those women. 28 00:01:32,656 --> 00:01:33,722 They're gorgeous. 29 00:01:35,092 --> 00:01:37,177 Nice! Too bad that's a proper noun. 30 00:01:38,781 --> 00:01:41,095 Look, there's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 31 00:01:42,156 --> 00:01:44,549 No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 32 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,144 With her head in the lap of... 33 00:01:46,264 --> 00:01:49,037 What a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 34 00:01:50,034 --> 00:01:52,533 Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. 35 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,508 The current Mrs. Wolowitz. 36 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:02,495 Is "..." spelled with a "..." or a "..."? 37 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,602 Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying? 38 00:02:07,165 --> 00:02:10,038 That's Anais. None of the other girls in the house like her. 39 00:02:10,158 --> 00:02:11,548 House? What house? 40 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:15,764 - They all live in a house together. - A house, where? 41 00:02:16,532 --> 00:02:18,457 I don't know. Somewhere in L.A. 42 00:02:19,018 --> 00:02:20,140 Wait a minute. 43 00:02:24,286 --> 00:02:26,709 You're telling me that I'm within driving distance 44 00:02:26,829 --> 00:02:29,798 of a house filled with aspiring supermodels? 45 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,600 Yeah, I guess. 46 00:02:33,598 --> 00:02:36,314 And they live together and shower together and... 47 00:02:38,661 --> 00:02:40,294 have naked pillow fights? 48 00:02:43,657 --> 00:02:46,267 - Where are you going? - To pay my cable bill. 49 00:02:48,475 --> 00:02:50,130 All right, pencils down! 50 00:02:51,226 --> 00:02:52,238 I have... 51 00:02:54,128 --> 00:02:56,096 and... Anybody got those? 52 00:03:17,346 --> 00:03:18,702 Subtitles: sub-way.fr 53 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,687 Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off? 54 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:34,582 Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment. 55 00:03:36,088 --> 00:03:38,893 Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. 56 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:44,337 Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed. 57 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:47,665 Sheldon, the food's here. 58 00:03:47,785 --> 00:03:50,381 There's the house. Freeze frame, freeze frame. 59 00:03:56,429 --> 00:03:57,531 What are you doing? 60 00:03:57,651 --> 00:03:59,802 Marking the star positions and physical landmarks 61 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:02,337 so we can find the house of the supermodels. 62 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,959 - Why? - Isn't it obvious? 63 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,149 Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl, 64 00:04:08,269 --> 00:04:11,021 making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem. 65 00:04:13,269 --> 00:04:15,818 A.K.A. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz. 66 00:04:17,535 --> 00:04:19,192 Is my hamburger medium well? 67 00:04:19,312 --> 00:04:20,597 Dill slices, not sweet? 68 00:04:20,814 --> 00:04:22,166 Individual relish packets? 69 00:04:22,286 --> 00:04:23,175 Onion rings? 70 00:04:23,295 --> 00:04:24,656 - Extra breading? - I asked. 71 00:04:24,776 --> 00:04:26,311 What did they say? Did you protest? 72 00:04:26,471 --> 00:04:27,835 - Yes. - Vociferously? 73 00:04:28,057 --> 00:04:29,691 Then what took you so long? 74 00:04:31,831 --> 00:04:32,868 Just eat. 75 00:04:33,895 --> 00:04:35,237 Hey, guys, what'd I miss? 76 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,531 Giselle's hanging by a thread. 77 00:04:37,691 --> 00:04:39,113 Oh, good, I hate her. 78 00:04:40,285 --> 00:04:42,602 Then you're not invited to our wedding. 79 00:04:44,145 --> 00:04:45,586 - Here you go. - Thank you. 80 00:04:45,706 --> 00:04:46,889 Do we have to suffer 81 00:04:47,009 --> 00:04:49,837 through this transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again? 82 00:04:51,706 --> 00:04:53,608 You and I have a standing TV schedule, 83 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,121 which is the result of extensive debate and compromise. 84 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:58,312 Any alterations except for breaking news 85 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,887 have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting. 86 00:05:02,203 --> 00:05:03,348 Put it on the agenda. 87 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:05,562 You have to make a motion to put it on the agenda. 88 00:05:05,682 --> 00:05:08,345 I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it. 89 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,585 Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure. 90 00:05:12,705 --> 00:05:14,024 At least put it on mute. 91 00:05:15,434 --> 00:05:17,237 Giselle's not getting kicked off. 92 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,877 It's totally going to be Summer. 93 00:05:22,309 --> 00:05:24,494 - What? - Sheldon's onion ring. Put it back! 94 00:05:25,032 --> 00:05:26,204 It's one onion ring. 95 00:05:26,364 --> 00:05:28,326 Just put it back before he comes! 96 00:05:29,159 --> 00:05:32,276 - No, I don't think that's where it was. - Here he comes. Deny, deny, people. 97 00:05:32,396 --> 00:05:33,618 Wall of silence. 98 00:05:38,687 --> 00:05:41,099 - Who touched my... - Penny! Penny did it. 99 00:05:43,869 --> 00:05:45,094 Why would you do that? 100 00:05:45,372 --> 00:05:47,559 I don't know. I was hungry? What's the big deal? 101 00:05:47,719 --> 00:05:51,104 The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate. 102 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:52,981 All right. I didn't know, I'm sorry. 103 00:05:53,246 --> 00:05:55,948 Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike. 104 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,155 What? 105 00:06:00,321 --> 00:06:01,739 You have two strikes. 106 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:04,368 Three strikes and you're out. 107 00:06:06,259 --> 00:06:07,791 It's a sports metaphor. 108 00:06:09,197 --> 00:06:11,422 - A sports metaphor? - Yes, baseball. 109 00:06:14,424 --> 00:06:16,952 All right, I'll play along. What was my first strike? 110 00:06:17,124 --> 00:06:18,201 March 18th. 111 00:06:18,321 --> 00:06:21,392 You violated my rule about forwarding email humor. 112 00:06:22,369 --> 00:06:23,265 I did? 113 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:26,681 The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"? 114 00:06:28,323 --> 00:06:30,656 Come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats." 115 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:33,197 They're cute and they can't spell 116 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,282 'cause they're cats. 117 00:06:36,384 --> 00:06:38,276 I trusted you with my email address, 118 00:06:38,396 --> 00:06:41,230 and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality: 119 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:42,239 strike one. 120 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,992 Touching my food: strike two. 121 00:06:47,652 --> 00:06:50,330 Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year. 122 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:54,846 You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class. 123 00:06:56,229 --> 00:06:58,839 Come on, I touched one onion ring. 124 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:00,297 And then you put it back, 125 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,526 compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings. 126 00:07:05,043 --> 00:07:07,891 Honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they? 127 00:07:11,511 --> 00:07:13,189 I wish I could be more lenient with you, 128 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,754 but since you've become a permanent member of our social group, 129 00:07:15,874 --> 00:07:18,630 I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else. 130 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,287 Congratulations. You're officially one of us. 131 00:07:22,479 --> 00:07:24,177 One of us, one of us. 132 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,094 Well, what a thrill. 133 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,120 You're sitting in my spot. 134 00:07:30,939 --> 00:07:33,439 - You've got to be kidding me. - Leonard, she's in my spot. 135 00:07:35,547 --> 00:07:36,778 See, here's the thing. 136 00:07:36,898 --> 00:07:39,907 After you leave, I still have to live with him. 137 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,743 I don't care. I'm taking a stand. 138 00:07:44,483 --> 00:07:45,593 Metaphorically. 139 00:07:47,606 --> 00:07:49,598 All right, that's it. Strike three. 140 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:51,524 Strike three. 141 00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:54,561 I'm banished? 142 00:07:54,721 --> 00:07:56,702 What the hell kind of crap is that? 143 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,025 - Don't worry. I'll talk to him. - Yeah, you do that. 144 00:08:00,185 --> 00:08:03,250 Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class? 145 00:08:07,677 --> 00:08:09,144 You can do it online! 146 00:08:11,608 --> 00:08:13,121 So based on our triangulation, 147 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,165 we've narrowed down the location of the house 148 00:08:15,345 --> 00:08:17,876 to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills. 149 00:08:18,324 --> 00:08:20,403 Or possibly Durham, North Carolina. 150 00:08:21,402 --> 00:08:23,676 When we find it, you want to go with us? 151 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:24,924 To do what? 152 00:08:25,127 --> 00:08:27,182 Party with the pretty girls, dude! 153 00:08:28,235 --> 00:08:30,546 Are you insane? You're not going to party with them. 154 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,986 You're not even going to get anywhere near that place. 155 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:35,881 That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon. 156 00:08:36,602 --> 00:08:38,929 No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong. 157 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:41,905 The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure 158 00:08:42,025 --> 00:08:43,360 to put a man on the moon. 159 00:08:43,545 --> 00:08:45,985 Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out, 160 00:08:46,105 --> 00:08:49,041 we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models. 161 00:08:51,201 --> 00:08:54,329 And a large number of people will believe it never happened. 162 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:57,287 Okay, let me guess. 163 00:08:57,407 --> 00:09:00,377 A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard. 164 00:09:00,605 --> 00:09:03,036 - Thank you. - Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds 165 00:09:03,156 --> 00:09:06,049 for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard. 166 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:09,290 And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj, 167 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:10,971 the meatlover's pizza, no meat. 168 00:09:13,415 --> 00:09:15,724 - Coming right up. - Wait. Excuse me. 169 00:09:16,175 --> 00:09:18,260 You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger, 170 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:20,647 barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side. 171 00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:25,277 I didn't tell you? You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory. 172 00:09:26,419 --> 00:09:27,419 Why? 173 00:09:27,539 --> 00:09:29,156 Well, you have three strikes. 174 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:32,024 One: coming in. Two: sitting down. 175 00:09:32,144 --> 00:09:34,388 And three: I don't like your attitude. 176 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,110 You can't do that. 177 00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:38,486 Not only is it a violation of California state law, 178 00:09:38,606 --> 00:09:41,501 it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy. 179 00:09:41,661 --> 00:09:45,007 Yeah, no, there's a new policy: No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon. 180 00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:49,925 I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena. 181 00:09:52,163 --> 00:09:54,014 Can I talk to you for a minute? 182 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:01,104 Here's the thing. I talked to Sheldon 183 00:10:01,264 --> 00:10:03,129 and he feels terrible 184 00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:07,192 and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line. 185 00:10:07,610 --> 00:10:08,820 Really? That's great. 186 00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:11,865 So just apologize to him, okay? 187 00:10:12,932 --> 00:10:15,301 What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase. 188 00:10:15,421 --> 00:10:18,300 Come on. It's easy. He'll even tell you what to say. 189 00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:22,183 Don't you get it? If you guys keep going along with his insanity, 190 00:10:22,303 --> 00:10:25,054 - you're just encouraging him. - We're not encouraging. 191 00:10:25,174 --> 00:10:27,437 It's more like... knuckling under. 192 00:10:28,873 --> 00:10:30,281 I like hanging out with you, 193 00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:32,691 but I'm not gonna apologize for something I didn't do. 194 00:10:32,811 --> 00:10:35,722 Well, actually, technically, you did do it. 195 00:10:37,496 --> 00:10:38,884 That's strike one, Leonard. 196 00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:42,732 There you go: quesadilla. 197 00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:44,248 Salad. 198 00:10:44,465 --> 00:10:45,834 There's your pizza. 199 00:10:46,151 --> 00:10:49,069 And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager 200 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:51,347 one barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, 201 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:53,407 bacon and cheese on the side. 202 00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:54,783 Thank you. 203 00:10:56,315 --> 00:10:57,411 Go ahead. Eat it. 204 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:03,887 I dare you. 205 00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:16,516 That's it. There's the house. I found America's top models! 206 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,157 - Are you sure? - Look, on the roof. 207 00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,578 Anais and Giselle are sunbathing. 208 00:11:22,823 --> 00:11:24,232 European-style. 209 00:11:25,848 --> 00:11:27,774 You can recognize people on Google Earth? 210 00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:31,913 Of course not. I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over. 211 00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:35,865 NORAD? You're using military aircraft? 212 00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,831 It was already targeted to poke around 213 00:11:37,951 --> 00:11:39,645 a nuclear reactor in Siberia. 214 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:42,246 I took it an hour out of its way, tops. 215 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,291 Where is he? 216 00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:47,835 Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why? 217 00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:50,309 Here. Try and go online. 218 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,987 - Problem with the WiFi? - Just try. 219 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,802 Greetings, hamburger toucher. 220 00:11:57,588 --> 00:11:58,932 You are probably wondering 221 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,095 why you cannot IM with your little friends 222 00:12:01,215 --> 00:12:03,720 about how much you "heart" various things. 223 00:12:05,972 --> 00:12:08,999 This recorded message is alerting you that I am putting an end 224 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,859 to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi. 225 00:12:12,403 --> 00:12:14,205 If you want to remedy the situation, 226 00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:16,289 you can contact the phone company, 227 00:12:16,409 --> 00:12:18,475 set up your own WiFi and pay for it, 228 00:12:18,812 --> 00:12:21,034 or you may apologize to me. 229 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,375 I reiterate: knuckle under. 230 00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:29,894 No, no. It is on. 231 00:12:30,014 --> 00:12:32,255 I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt. 232 00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:34,962 You don't want to get into it with Sheldon. 233 00:12:35,082 --> 00:12:38,208 The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain. 234 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:44,077 I don't care. I was in junior rodeo. I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 s. 235 00:12:46,512 --> 00:12:47,939 No need to neuter the nerd. 236 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,814 I can get you back online. 237 00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:52,274 There, see? Problem solved. 238 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:55,773 Voilā. 239 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,825 Hello, puny insects. 240 00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:02,884 As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will, 241 00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:05,926 everyone is awarded one additional strike. 242 00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:09,584 Thanks a lot. 243 00:13:10,173 --> 00:13:13,071 What are you complaining about? I have to take the class again. 244 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,352 Time to do your laundry, huh? 245 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,468 It's Saturday night. 246 00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:32,315 Saturday is laundry night. 247 00:13:32,929 --> 00:13:33,929 I know. 248 00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:36,757 Every Saturday at 8:15. 249 00:13:37,228 --> 00:13:38,874 Easy to anticipate. 250 00:13:42,126 --> 00:13:43,554 What are you implying? 251 00:13:43,674 --> 00:13:46,048 I'm implying that you're a creature of habit. 252 00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:49,360 And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry 253 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,792 on Saturday at 8:15, 254 00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:52,656 you might find it... 255 00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:54,501 unpleasant. 256 00:14:01,199 --> 00:14:02,706 Knuckle under? My ass. 257 00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,302 Are all the machines taken? 258 00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,447 What are you gonna do? 259 00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:21,069 No problem. 260 00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:22,477 I'll just... 261 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,546 do my laundry another night. 262 00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:28,431 Another night? Well, I guess you can try, but... 263 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,287 deep inside your heart, 264 00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:34,164 you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night. 265 00:14:39,332 --> 00:14:42,248 Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. 266 00:14:43,398 --> 00:14:45,759 Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie. 267 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,725 - Where are my clothes? - Your clothes? 268 00:15:02,845 --> 00:15:05,867 I left them in the washers and when I went down, they were gone. 269 00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:07,027 Really? 270 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:11,174 Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"? 271 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,875 Where are my clothes? 272 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:18,168 You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments. 273 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:19,288 Where was that? 274 00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:22,462 Earlier this evening, 275 00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,723 I happened to gaze out the window 276 00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,766 and a brassiere caught my eye. 277 00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:29,974 Do those look familiar? 278 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:33,402 How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire? 279 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,064 When you understand the laws of physics, 280 00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:37,670 anything is possible. 281 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,369 And may I add: mwuh-ha-ha. 282 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,153 - Get them down. - Apologize. 283 00:15:46,273 --> 00:15:47,761 - Never. - Then may I suggest 284 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,078 you get a very long stick and play panty piņata. 285 00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:55,043 Wait, Sheldon, this has gotten out of hand, okay? 286 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,720 I've done some stupid things. You've done some stupid things. 287 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,088 How about we call it even and move on with our lives? 288 00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:01,756 I've done no stupid things. 289 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:04,493 - You gotta meet me halfway here. - I am meeting you halfway, 290 00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:07,303 I'm willing to concede that you've done stupid things. 291 00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:12,892 You guys are talking again. Good. 292 00:16:15,589 --> 00:16:16,764 What happened? 293 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,442 Remember when I said it was on? 294 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,346 Well, now it's junior rodeo on. 295 00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:25,369 Not junior rodeo. 296 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:28,741 What did you do? 297 00:16:28,901 --> 00:16:31,876 I had no choice, Leonard. She ruined laundry night. 298 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,594 Mwuh-ha-ha. 299 00:16:49,211 --> 00:16:51,869 Telephone wires can't electrocute you, can they? 300 00:16:53,535 --> 00:16:54,934 Look, this has to stop. 301 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,979 - No, no. It is just beginning. - All right. 302 00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:01,096 I really didn't want to do this, but... 303 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,485 here. 304 00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:06,320 What's this? 305 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,099 Sheldon's Kryptonite. 306 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:13,640 Oh, my God. 307 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,707 He can never know that I gave that to you. 308 00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:20,400 Look, I said I wanted to hurt him, but... 309 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,053 but this? 310 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:28,051 It'll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives. 311 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,390 Pause it. That's it. Confirmed. 312 00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:37,595 We now have the address of the Top Model house. 313 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,231 God bless you, Google Street View registered trademark. 314 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:47,153 For the record, what you're doing is really creepy. 315 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:48,952 You know what? If it's "creepy" 316 00:17:49,072 --> 00:17:52,597 to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft 317 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:54,737 to find a house full of gorgeous young models 318 00:17:54,857 --> 00:17:56,821 so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, 319 00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,626 then fine, I'm "creepy." 320 00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:08,901 Hold on a second, I'll get him. Sheldon, it's for you. 321 00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:10,676 - Who is it? - Your mother. 322 00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,114 Oh, good. 323 00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,129 Hi, Mom. How are you? 324 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,401 But, Mom... 325 00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:22,312 she keeps sitting in my spot. 326 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,347 And she touched my food. 327 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:30,717 Okay, yes, I took her clothes, but she started it... 328 00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,083 No, that's not fair. 329 00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:37,744 Why should I have to apologize? 330 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,541 I don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with. 331 00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:44,304 No, you're right. 332 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,645 I don't really know what Jesus thinks about. 333 00:18:47,141 --> 00:18:49,045 All right, good-bye. 334 00:18:53,104 --> 00:18:54,220 Did you tell on me? 335 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,223 Are you kidding me? I already have two strikes. 336 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:13,416 I am very, very sorry for what I have done. 337 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,449 Here's your laundry. I rescind your strikes 338 00:19:16,794 --> 00:19:18,659 and you are no longer banished. 339 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,831 Can I sit wherever I want? 340 00:19:24,994 --> 00:19:27,112 Never mind, never mind. That's not important. 341 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:29,996 Sheldon, this was big of you. 342 00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:32,465 - Thank you. I really appreciate it. - Thank you. 343 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:38,755 Well played. 344 00:19:42,345 --> 00:19:44,274 - Thank you. - Just remember: 345 00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:47,328 with great power comes great responsibility. 346 00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:51,612 Understood. 347 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:07,710 Can I help you? 348 00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,248 We're here to fix the cable. 349 00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:13,243 I think we have satellite. 350 00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:16,340 That's what I meant. 351 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,180 Come on in. 352 00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:29,076 She's taller than all the women in my family combined. 353 00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:32,802 What do we do now? 354 00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:37,409 Follow Mrs. Wolowitz.