1 00:00:00,369 --> 00:00:03,301 All right, that's the last servo. 2 00:00:03,801 --> 00:00:06,670 Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization 3 00:00:06,795 --> 00:00:08,645 and Termination Eradicator. 4 00:00:09,161 --> 00:00:10,044 Or... 5 00:00:10,169 --> 00:00:11,169 MONTE. 6 00:00:13,112 --> 00:00:15,555 Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw, 7 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:17,814 one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel, 8 00:00:17,939 --> 00:00:19,938 steel-armor plate exoskeleton top and bottom, 9 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:22,978 and enough horsepower to drive a 110 pounds of mechanized death 10 00:00:23,103 --> 00:00:25,810 from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds. 11 00:00:27,257 --> 00:00:30,139 Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot? 12 00:00:31,052 --> 00:00:33,957 As with my father, I both love and fear it. 13 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,660 All right, enough chitchat. Let's destroy something. 14 00:00:38,391 --> 00:00:40,047 One, two, three. 15 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:43,295 What shall be first to taste the wrath of MONTE? 16 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:45,163 Maybe we should start small. 17 00:00:46,298 --> 00:00:47,749 Perhaps today is the day 18 00:00:47,874 --> 00:00:50,823 we finally find out what's inside the Magic Eight Ball. 19 00:00:52,108 --> 00:00:53,371 Did it when I was four. 20 00:00:53,496 --> 00:00:56,637 It's an icosahedral die floating in tinted blue water. 21 00:00:57,353 --> 00:01:00,803 Man, call "spoiler alert" before you say things like that. 22 00:01:01,652 --> 00:01:03,269 How about the toaster oven? 23 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,412 What did the toaster oven ever do to you? 24 00:01:05,537 --> 00:01:07,975 What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade? 25 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,776 He still punched me in the face with my own fists. 26 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:12,974 Sorry, little nerd, 27 00:01:13,099 --> 00:01:16,171 you were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time. 28 00:01:16,884 --> 00:01:18,334 Gentlemen, goggles. 29 00:01:19,194 --> 00:01:21,044 This is an auspicious moment. 30 00:01:21,169 --> 00:01:24,070 Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, 31 00:01:24,195 --> 00:01:27,840 we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event. 32 00:01:29,854 --> 00:01:31,755 How about "Die, toaster, die"? 33 00:01:33,688 --> 00:01:34,838 That'll do it. 34 00:01:57,728 --> 00:01:59,377 All right, what's next? 35 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:03,835 No, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight and do laundry. 36 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,280 Subtitles: sub-way.fr 37 00:02:34,498 --> 00:02:36,307 This door got the full MONTE. 38 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,047 What the hell? 39 00:02:41,293 --> 00:02:42,838 Killer robot. We built it. 40 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,101 Yeah, well, it almost killed me. 41 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:47,963 If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. 42 00:02:52,162 --> 00:02:54,131 So, who exactly does it want to kill? 43 00:02:54,864 --> 00:02:57,581 I'm sorry, are you unaware of the upcoming 44 00:02:57,706 --> 00:02:59,616 Southern California Robot Fighting League 45 00:02:59,741 --> 00:03:01,491 Round Robin Invitational? 46 00:03:03,156 --> 00:03:06,602 You know, since I moved last year, not all my mail has been forwarded. 47 00:03:09,171 --> 00:03:10,421 It's a big deal. 48 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,859 There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. 49 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,857 Perhaps you'd like to come with me. 50 00:03:18,627 --> 00:03:21,925 I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there. 51 00:03:23,313 --> 00:03:25,477 How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl? 52 00:03:25,602 --> 00:03:28,325 Well, that may be a slight exaggeration. 53 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:30,666 You'd be the only doable girl. 54 00:03:33,441 --> 00:03:34,976 You are a pig, Howard. 55 00:03:36,027 --> 00:03:38,919 How is "doable" anything but a compliment? 56 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,724 - Why don't we just work on the robot? - Please, not now. 57 00:03:41,849 --> 00:03:44,999 Once again, Penny and I have begun our little tango. 58 00:03:46,721 --> 00:03:47,721 Our tango? 59 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:50,854 The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro. 60 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:54,346 But as delicious as the appetizer might be, 61 00:03:54,471 --> 00:03:56,993 at some point we will have to succumb 62 00:03:57,118 --> 00:03:59,663 and eat the entrée while it's still... 63 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:07,397 ... hot. 64 00:04:10,891 --> 00:04:12,941 I'm begging you, stop talking. 65 00:04:14,356 --> 00:04:16,584 Look, normally I can just ignore you. 66 00:04:16,709 --> 00:04:19,388 I get it... you're a little peculiar. Like Sheldon. 67 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,126 Excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you're the one who's peculiar. 68 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,878 You might be right. 69 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:30,190 But back to you. I know you think you're some sort 70 00:04:30,315 --> 00:04:32,550 of smooth-talking ladies' man, but the truth is, 71 00:04:32,675 --> 00:04:34,649 you are just pathetic and creepy. 72 00:04:37,717 --> 00:04:39,367 So what are you saying? 73 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:43,840 I am saying it is not a compliment to call me "doable." 74 00:04:44,286 --> 00:04:46,353 It's not sexy to stare at my ass and say, 75 00:04:46,478 --> 00:04:49,687 "It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that." 76 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:52,520 And most important, we are not dancing a tango, 77 00:04:52,645 --> 00:04:54,168 we're not to'ing and fro'ing. 78 00:04:54,338 --> 00:04:56,754 Nothing is ever going to happen between us. Ever. 79 00:04:58,392 --> 00:04:59,491 Wait a minute. 80 00:04:59,789 --> 00:05:02,085 This isn't flirting. You're serious. 81 00:05:03,107 --> 00:05:05,324 Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you? 82 00:05:05,449 --> 00:05:08,492 I am not flirting with you. No woman is ever gonna flirt with you. 83 00:05:08,617 --> 00:05:10,991 You're just gonna grow old and die alone. 84 00:05:15,259 --> 00:05:16,928 Thanks for the heads up. 85 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,135 Where you going? 86 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:23,437 I'm going home to live my creepy, pathetic life. 87 00:05:28,815 --> 00:05:30,285 Someone had to say it. 88 00:05:35,219 --> 00:05:35,999 What? 89 00:05:36,321 --> 00:05:40,485 He said maybe we should enter you in the killer robot competition. 90 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:58,441 Howard, the phone is ringing! 91 00:06:00,156 --> 00:06:02,950 Here's a crazy idea, Ma: Answer it! 92 00:06:06,985 --> 00:06:08,469 All right, hold on. 93 00:06:08,594 --> 00:06:10,346 It's your friend, Leonard! 94 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,645 He wants to know why you're not at school today! 95 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,254 I don't go to school, Ma. 96 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:19,162 I work at a university. 97 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:22,935 That's a school! Now pick up the phone! 98 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,297 I don't want to talk to anybody. 99 00:06:25,422 --> 00:06:28,551 Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework?! 100 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:31,504 I don't have homework. 101 00:06:31,629 --> 00:06:34,938 I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering! 102 00:06:35,412 --> 00:06:37,793 Excuse me, Mr. Fancy-Pants. 103 00:06:38,964 --> 00:06:40,906 Want me to get you a Popsicle? 104 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:42,494 Cherry, please! 105 00:06:44,718 --> 00:06:47,633 I ate the cherry. All that's left is green. 106 00:06:48,596 --> 00:06:50,953 You make me want to kill myself. 107 00:06:52,277 --> 00:06:53,857 - What's going on? - I don't know, 108 00:06:53,982 --> 00:06:56,121 now they're just yelling about Popsicles. 109 00:06:58,493 --> 00:07:01,282 - Sounds like Penny really got to him. - I'm not surprised. 110 00:07:01,407 --> 00:07:04,254 Despite his hard and crusty shell, Howard is a very sensitive man. 111 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:06,297 Do you know he writes poetry? 112 00:07:07,537 --> 00:07:10,787 Mostly about men from Nantucket and hermits named Dave, 113 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:13,891 but he does it with real sensitivity. 114 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,576 Hey, Hofstadter. 115 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:18,518 Word around the pwasma wab is you built a wobot? 116 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,133 - Yes, we did, Kripke. - His name is MONTE. 117 00:07:22,506 --> 00:07:24,594 Well, if you have any dewusions about entering him 118 00:07:24,719 --> 00:07:26,586 against my wobot, the Kwipke Kwippler 119 00:07:26,711 --> 00:07:28,806 in the Southern California Robot Fighting League 120 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:31,924 Wound Wobin Invitational, aka the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I., 121 00:07:32,459 --> 00:07:34,609 his name is gonna be Scwap Metal. 122 00:07:35,676 --> 00:07:37,621 Come on, is that really necessary? 123 00:07:37,879 --> 00:07:39,431 Leonard, I believe it is. 124 00:07:39,556 --> 00:07:40,902 This is trash talk, 125 00:07:41,364 --> 00:07:44,794 and trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events. 126 00:07:46,186 --> 00:07:47,396 Kripke, 127 00:07:47,844 --> 00:07:49,466 your robot is inferior 128 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,218 and it will be defeated by ours 129 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:54,740 because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution. 130 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,809 Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight. 131 00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:04,005 Oh, snap. 132 00:08:05,278 --> 00:08:07,570 Of course, if that is the result of a glandular condition 133 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:10,341 and not sloth and gluttony, I withdraw that comment. 134 00:08:11,038 --> 00:08:12,989 What difference does it make? Fat is fat. 135 00:08:13,213 --> 00:08:14,927 There are boundaries. 136 00:08:15,247 --> 00:08:18,217 Tell you what, forget the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I. 137 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:21,995 Wet's settle this woboto a woboto. 138 00:08:23,338 --> 00:08:24,334 What do you mean? 139 00:08:24,618 --> 00:08:26,793 There's no guarantee we're gonna go against each other 140 00:08:26,918 --> 00:08:29,129 in the Wound Wobin, so let's throw down. 141 00:08:29,254 --> 00:08:30,131 You know, 142 00:08:30,368 --> 00:08:31,834 unless you're afwaid. 143 00:08:33,076 --> 00:08:35,762 We accept your challenge. Name a time and place. 144 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,421 - Tomorrow, 3:00, the kinetics wab. - Make it so. 145 00:08:38,546 --> 00:08:40,050 No, don't make it so. 146 00:08:40,175 --> 00:08:43,436 Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated. 147 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:44,896 What's wrong with him? 148 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:48,657 He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls. 149 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,037 We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls. 150 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,451 That's why we fight wobots. 151 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,980 If you're not there, you'll be exposed to widicule. 152 00:09:04,212 --> 00:09:07,456 I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from? 153 00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:15,910 - You got a minute? - Yeah, come on in. 154 00:09:16,104 --> 00:09:17,198 What's up? 155 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,958 - I need you to apologize to How... - Get out. 156 00:09:20,986 --> 00:09:24,728 Come on. He won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle. 157 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,177 Well, then have the robot go and get him. 158 00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:28,940 The robot didn't hurt his feelings. 159 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,888 His feelings needed to be hurt. 160 00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:32,945 He's been in bed for two days. 161 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,076 Probably with a blow-up doll. 162 00:09:36,611 --> 00:09:38,105 He's not with a... 163 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:41,182 Does it really matter who or what he's with? 164 00:09:41,307 --> 00:09:42,897 The guy is devastated. 165 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,582 Please, how could I possibly devastate Howard? 166 00:09:46,406 --> 00:09:49,705 Okay, don't take this as a criticism, but you kind of have 167 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:52,797 that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on. 168 00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:54,417 What does that mean? 169 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:57,788 You know, like, most of the time, you're the easygoing Bruce Banner, 170 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:01,463 but then, when you get angry, you kind of turn into, like, you know? 171 00:10:04,565 --> 00:10:06,114 I turn into a bear? 172 00:10:07,445 --> 00:10:11,177 Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner? You didn't get The Incredible Hulk? 173 00:10:12,283 --> 00:10:14,919 Never mind. Just, please go talk to him. 174 00:10:15,044 --> 00:10:15,987 And say what? 175 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,073 That I didn't mean it, because I meant it. 176 00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:20,915 Maybe you can go at it from a different angle, 177 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,942 like, you see a glimmer of goodness in him 178 00:10:24,086 --> 00:10:27,131 and you only said what you said because you want to 179 00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:29,292 nurture it and make it shine. 180 00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:36,182 Okay, let's try it this way. 181 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,281 Remember the day we met and you asked me 182 00:10:38,406 --> 00:10:41,407 to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back 183 00:10:41,532 --> 00:10:45,382 and he was nine feet tall and he took my pants off and you said... 184 00:10:46,281 --> 00:10:47,907 What was that? What did you say? 185 00:10:48,032 --> 00:10:50,718 Oh, yes. You said you owed me one. 186 00:10:52,281 --> 00:10:53,901 Okay, come on, that's not fair. 187 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,892 I came home with no pants. 188 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,741 Fine, I'll go over there tomorrow. 189 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,530 Thank you. 190 00:11:04,468 --> 00:11:07,498 I should probably give you a heads up about his mother. 191 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,053 What about her? 192 00:11:09,281 --> 00:11:11,986 She's a delightful woman. You'll love her. 193 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:22,012 Howard, there's a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see you! 194 00:11:23,355 --> 00:11:24,231 Who? 195 00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:26,309 Okay, now she's saying it's Penny. 196 00:11:28,427 --> 00:11:29,771 I don't wanna talk to her. 197 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,126 Ma! 198 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,957 She ran past me. 199 00:11:34,082 --> 00:11:36,130 Was I supposed to tackle her? 200 00:11:38,457 --> 00:11:41,407 So, I just came by to see how you were doing. 201 00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:42,919 I'm fine. 202 00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:45,105 Good. 203 00:11:46,169 --> 00:11:47,497 Your mom seems nice. 204 00:11:48,389 --> 00:11:50,996 People move away from her on the bus. 205 00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:54,915 What do you want? 206 00:11:58,455 --> 00:12:00,958 I just want to apologize. 207 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:06,693 For some things that I have said. 208 00:12:09,465 --> 00:12:10,604 About you. 209 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,525 I've been informed that you have feelings. 210 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:20,739 And apparently, I have hurt them. 211 00:12:22,281 --> 00:12:24,075 So, I'm sorry. 212 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,103 Fine. You're sorry. Good-bye. 213 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,337 So... you're okay? 214 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:37,354 Hey, I'm a big boy. 215 00:12:37,479 --> 00:12:40,269 I'm not traumatized by some random comment 216 00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:41,979 from some random woman. 217 00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:44,743 I mean, get over yourself. 218 00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:51,098 Bye. 219 00:12:58,416 --> 00:12:59,419 So close. 220 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,391 Oh, my God. That's Kripke's robot? 221 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:14,421 As you can see, the Kwippler is weducing the Chevy Cavawier to wubble. 222 00:13:16,415 --> 00:13:17,879 I can't watch anymore. 223 00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:19,472 Sheldon, we have to call it off. 224 00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:20,882 We don't have that option. 225 00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:24,135 We've accepted the challenge. We can't run away from a fight. 226 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:27,652 Please, we've spent our whole lives running away from fights. 227 00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:31,017 Personally, I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size. 228 00:13:32,252 --> 00:13:35,491 Impressive as that may be, MONTE is not us. 229 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,549 MONTE has no fear. 230 00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:39,693 Didn't we watch the same video? 231 00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:43,876 Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile. 232 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,512 You are overlooking the fact we know what we're up against 233 00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:49,976 and we can modify MONTE so that he's prepared. 234 00:13:50,101 --> 00:13:51,352 You wanna prepare him? 235 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:54,582 Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself. 236 00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:58,461 Excuse me, but how are we gonna make any modifications without Wolowitz? 237 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,877 - Have you heard from Penny? - Not yet. 238 00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:03,537 Have faith, gentlemen. We don't need Wolowitz. 239 00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:07,112 Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics. 240 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,627 Watch and learn. 241 00:14:14,143 --> 00:14:16,438 Do either of you know how to open the toolbox? 242 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,278 And then, when I was 14, 243 00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,630 I met Marcy Grossman. 244 00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:27,088 She was so beautiful. 245 00:14:27,725 --> 00:14:30,322 She just got her braces off 246 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,685 but they left a little of the overbite. 247 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:35,740 It was so hot. 248 00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,876 Like a sexy little chipmunk. 249 00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:46,931 I didn't have the courage 250 00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:48,844 to ask her out, 251 00:14:49,317 --> 00:14:50,907 but I dedicated a song to her 252 00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:53,266 at the ninth grade talent show. 253 00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:55,219 That sounds sweet. 254 00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:58,244 Marcy Grossman is sunshine 255 00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:01,527 On a cloudy day 256 00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:05,542 When it's cold outside 257 00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:08,864 Marcy Grossman is the month of May 258 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,259 It's cute. 259 00:15:10,384 --> 00:15:11,993 I guess 260 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,562 You'd say 261 00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:19,096 What can make me feel this way 262 00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:22,868 Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman 263 00:15:22,993 --> 00:15:25,425 Talkin' 'bout Marcy 264 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,474 That's great. 265 00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:28,301 ... Grossman. 266 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:29,949 It's fun. 267 00:15:30,753 --> 00:15:34,582 And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth 268 00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:36,830 and spit in my hair. 269 00:15:41,536 --> 00:15:43,586 Which brings us to tenth grade. 270 00:15:45,955 --> 00:15:47,777 Do you think maybe sometimes 271 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:49,656 you try too hard? 272 00:15:51,971 --> 00:15:52,971 Look at me. 273 00:15:54,097 --> 00:15:57,303 What chance do I have if I don't try too hard? 274 00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:01,185 You'd have a terrific chance. 275 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,096 I mean, you're smart, you're funny. You have a cool job. 276 00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:06,921 You build stuff that goes into outer space. 277 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:07,847 I guess. 278 00:16:07,972 --> 00:16:10,220 I'm telling you, I've known you for a year and a half 279 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,554 and this is the first time I feel like I'm talking 280 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,073 to a real person. 281 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,558 And you know what? I like him. 282 00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:18,522 He's a nice guy. 283 00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:21,354 You really think so? 284 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,808 I don't know. 285 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:26,886 I do. 286 00:16:44,076 --> 00:16:45,624 Nice little bot you've got here. 287 00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:46,784 I'm aware. 288 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:49,731 What's this do, spin? 289 00:16:49,856 --> 00:16:52,176 Yep. At 3400 RPM. 290 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,182 It can cut through steel like it was wubber. 291 00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:58,221 Neat. 292 00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:00,894 Good work. 293 00:17:01,615 --> 00:17:03,313 Sheldon, we've gotta call this off. 294 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,906 No, Leonard. 295 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:07,399 For years, merciless thugs like Kripke 296 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:09,594 have made my life a series of painful noogies 297 00:17:09,719 --> 00:17:11,417 and humiliating wedgies 298 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:14,115 and the insensitively named Indian burns. 299 00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:16,743 That stops now. 300 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,219 But we don't have a chance. 301 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,285 The only improvement you were able to make 302 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,707 was to put fresh batteries in the remote. 303 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:26,419 What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw: 304 00:17:26,657 --> 00:17:29,184 overconfidence from his robot's massive size 305 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,965 and its overwhelming power. 306 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,792 That's not overconfidence. That's observation. 307 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,845 Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. 308 00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,192 Observe. 309 00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:45,970 I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker, 310 00:17:46,095 --> 00:17:49,025 but as you are its maker, clearly the two of you have met. 311 00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:55,534 What is his pwoblem? 312 00:17:57,674 --> 00:18:00,203 Way to bust out the Jedi mind tricks, dude. 313 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,738 I just wanna make sure we're all clear. 314 00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:06,702 Standard robotic fighting league rules apply. 315 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,078 Are you cwazy? 316 00:18:08,216 --> 00:18:11,157 This is a stweet fight. The stweet has no rules. 317 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,300 He's right, Leonard. The paradigm is to the death. 318 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:15,510 I will, however, 319 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,342 give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now 320 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:21,267 and offer me your robot as the spoils of war. 321 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,278 Never. 322 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,687 I'd rather see MONTE dead than in your hands. 323 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,857 That could be easily arranged. 324 00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:29,691 Ready, set, go? 325 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,151 - Do it. - All right then. 326 00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,782 Weady. Set. Go. 327 00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:41,947 - Come on, Sheldon, you got this. - Indeed. 328 00:18:42,072 --> 00:18:44,330 We are prepared for anything he can throw at us. 329 00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:53,152 That's new. 330 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,009 Run, MONTE, run! 331 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,342 Run, MONTE! 332 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,263 Go, go, go, go! 333 00:19:03,286 --> 00:19:06,067 Don't hurt us, don't hurt us, don't hurt us! 334 00:19:14,765 --> 00:19:16,693 Well, so much for making up 335 00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:19,367 for the emotional wounds of childhood. 336 00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:22,103 I did this. 337 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,707 MONTE was killed by my hubris and my pride. 338 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:28,201 No matter what anybody says, this is my fault. 339 00:19:28,326 --> 00:19:30,426 No one's arguing with you, dude. 340 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,415 I got your text. How bad is... 341 00:19:35,892 --> 00:19:38,134 Forget the robot. What happened to you? 342 00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:41,368 - He slipped and fell. - Yes, 343 00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:43,097 I slipped and fell. 344 00:19:43,326 --> 00:19:44,626 In the bathroom. 345 00:19:44,955 --> 00:19:46,755 Bounced right off the tub. 346 00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:50,294 Now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing 347 00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:52,273 when you don't treat them with respect. 348 00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:57,444 They sucker punch you when your eyes are closed. 349 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,236 So what do you think, Howard? 350 00:20:01,361 --> 00:20:03,200 It's not that bad, right? 351 00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,745 A little electrical tape, some solder... 352 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:08,262 Are you insane? 353 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,406 I've seen space probes that crashed into the desert 354 00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:13,210 that were in better shape than this. 355 00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:15,914 You're right. 356 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,412 MONTE's gone. 357 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:21,010 We'll bury him in the morning. A simple ceremony. I'll speak. 358 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,863 Leonard, you'll play your cello. 359 00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:26,888 Honey, aren't you getting a little carried away? 360 00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:28,934 I mean, it's just a toy robot. 361 00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:33,230 "Just a toy robot"? 362 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:41,864 I know, I got it. 363 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:45,346 Sheldon, I'm sorry. 364 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:49,957 Don't get the wrong idea. 365 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,771 The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.