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The problem appears
to be unsolvable.

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Maybe we could run
some computer simulations.

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There are too many variables.
It would take forever.

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We've got to be missing something.

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Let's start again.

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The movie is playing here
at 7:20, here at 7:40,

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here at 8:10 and here at 8:45.

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These theaters
have to be eliminated.

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Why? They're state-of-the-art digital
projection, 20-channel surround sound.

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Yes, but they have no Icee machines.

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Despite my aggressive
letter-writing campaign, I might add.

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What about the multiplex here?
The seats are terrific.

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They have Twizzlers
instead of Red Vines.

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No amount of lumbar support
can compensate for that.

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It's gonna take
at least an hour to eat,

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and I don't see
a Sheldon-approved restaurant

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proximate
to a Sheldon-approved theater.

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- We could eat after the movie.
- Unacceptable.

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The delay would result in tomorrow's
bowel movement occurring at work.

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Hang on, hang on.
There's a 7-Eleven here.

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We smuggle Slurpees,
which are essentially Icees,

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in under our coats,

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after having a pleasant meal
either here, here or here.

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I don't see how we missed that.

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Excuse me, in what universe
are Slurpees Icees?

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That's how we missed it.

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Sheldon, would you be prepared,
on a non-precedential basis,

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to create an emergency ad hoc
Slurpee-Icee equivalency?

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You know I can't do that.

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I guess we only have one option.

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I don't see any way around it.

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- Bye, Sheldon.
- See ya.

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They're right,
it was the only option.

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Subtitles: sub-way.fr

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Shut the door!

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- Why?
- Just do it!

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- Get inside and shut the door.
- Well, you didn't specify.

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- Is Leonard around?
- He went to the movies without me.

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It was the only option.

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I'm sorry, I don't understand
which social situation this is.

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Could you give me some guidance
as to how to proceed?

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The building manager's showing
an apartment downstairs,

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- and I haven't paid my rent.
- Oh, I see.

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
harboring a fugitive

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from the 2311 North
Los Robles Corporation.

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It's no big deal.
I'm just a little behind on my bills

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because they cut back my hours
at the restaurant and my car broke down.

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If you recall, I pointed out
the "check engine" light

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to you several months ago.

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The "check engine" light is fine.

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It's still blinking away.

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It's the stupid engine
that stopped working.

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It cost me like $1,200 to fix it.

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It occurs to me you could solve all
your problems by obtaining more money.

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Yes, it occurs to me, too.

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Hang on a moment.

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Here. Take some.

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Pay me back when you can.

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- You got a lot of money in there.
- That's why it's guarded by snakes.

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- Take some.
- Don't be silly.

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I'm never silly.

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- Here.
- No, I can't.

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Don't you need money?

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- Yeah, but...
- This is money I'm not using.

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But what if you need it?

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My expenses account for 46.9%
of my after-tax income.

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The rest is divvied up between
a small savings account,

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this deceptive container
of peanut brittle

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and the hollowed-out buttocks
of a superhero action figure

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who shall remain nameless
for his own protection.

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Or her own protection.

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- Take some.
- Really? I mean, are you sure?

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I see no large upcoming expenditures

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unless they develop
an affordable technology

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to fuse my skeleton
with adamantium like Wolverine.

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Are they working on that?

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I sincerely hope so.

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Well, thank you.

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No, I can't.

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Honey, I don't want things
to be weird between us.

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Won't it also be weird
if I have to say hello to you

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every morning on my way to work
and you're living in a refrigerator box

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and washing your hair
with rain water?

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- I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
- Of course you will.

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It's impossible to pay me back
sooner than you can.

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Assuming you subscribe to a linear
understanding of time and causality.

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I'm regretting this already.

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I've given the matter some thought,
and...

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I think I'd be willing to be a house pet
to a race of super-intelligent aliens.

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Interesting.

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Ask me why.

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Do I have to?

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Of course. That's how
you move a conversation forward.

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Why?

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The learning opportunities
would be abundant.

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Additionally, I like
having my belly scratched.

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- Hey, Penny. How was work?
- Great.

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I hope I'm a waitress at the
Cheesecake Factory for my whole life.

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Was that sarcasm?

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Was that sarcasm?

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- Was that sar...
- Stop it!

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- You appear to have a package here.
- Oh, thanks.

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This must be the beret I ordered.

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A couple of months ago.
It was back-ordered.

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Did you know the beret is an example

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of a piece of women's fashion
adapted from male military uniforms?

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Another fascinating example
is the epaulet.

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He's not lying.
He does find that fascinating.

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Whatever. It's not like
I'm running up and down the streets

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just buying myself berets.

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I bought one a month ago,
and it was back-ordered.

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- Look, it finally arrived, all right?
- All right.

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Oh, my God, would you just
get off my case?!

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- Weird.
- Good, that was an unusual interaction.

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I wasn't sure.

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- Did you guys have an argument?
- No.

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You clearly did something
to aggravate her.

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I'm at a loss.

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If you like, you can review
my daily log of social interactions

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and see if there's
a blunder I overlooked.

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Here you go.

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You owe me another two dollars.
The price of moo shu pork went up.

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It's getting tougher and tougher
to be a bad Jew.

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Here you go, Penny.
Shrimp with lobster sauce.

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- Thank you. What's my share?
- Don't worry about it. It's my treat.

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Really, how much?

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Whatever. $10, $11.

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Which is it, $10 or $11?

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$14.50. But it's no biggie.

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You'll get the next one.

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What?

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He was just wondering if he wore
skintight jeans and a tank top

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if he'd get
his shrimp lo mein for free.

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What are you saying?
That I'm using my body to get dinner?

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That I'm some kind of Chinese
food prostitute?

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Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?

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Let me tell you something.
I pay my own way in this world, okay?

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I don't rely on anybody!

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What was that about?

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He has a nervous bladder
when he's stressed out.

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Kind of like a puppy.

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Here, Leonard.
$10, $11, $12... $14.

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It was $14.50, but it's okay.

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Oh, good.
Dinner's here.

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Yes, and I'm having some.
I'm having takeout food.

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You're damn right it's okay. I've been
having leftovers at the restaurant

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for like four days, and I wanted
something different. So sue me.

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Forgive me, but that would be

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the very definition
of a frivolous lawsuit.

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I will pay you back as soon as I can.
You just have to give me more time.

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- You lent her money?
- She need money.

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You seem under pressure.

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Did I not lend you a sufficient amount?
Because I can give you more.

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You know, you would just
love that, wouldn't you?

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You would just love to
open up your little snake can

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and throw some money
at the girl who can't pay her bills.

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- Where are you going?
- Going home,

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where I won't be interrogated
like a criminal.

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I forgot my fortune cookie.

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In case either of you
have larceny in your heart,

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you should know that I've moved
my money out of the snake can.

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But if you're ever short, there's always
a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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A little mood lighting, huh?

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When I didn't pay my bill,

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the Department of Water and Power
thought I would enjoy the ambience.

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Yeah, they're very considerate
that way.

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I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent.
Then I had like $14 left over.

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$14, huh?

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Put it back in your pocket,
or I'll find some other place to put it.

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Back in the pocket it goes.

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You do understand

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Sheldon really doesn't care
when he gets the money back.

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It's actually
one of the few idiosyncrasies

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that doesn't make you
want to... kill him.

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Yeah, well, that's not really
my big problem.

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So you're a little behind on your bills.
Everybody gets behind on their bills.

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I know, it's just...
This wasn't the plan.

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It wasn't supposed to go this way.

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What was the plan?

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Waitress for six months
and then become a movie star.

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- Was there a plan B?
- TV star.

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00:11:21,178 --> 00:11:23,824
It's probably not as bad as you think.
Let's take a look.

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Maybe we can find
some corners to cut.

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Here's something.

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If you don't have electricity,
then you probably don't need cable.

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Just a suggestion.

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$170 dollars for acting classes?

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No, I can't give up my acting classes.
I'm a professional actress.

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You've had an acting job
where you got paid?

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That is not the definition
of professional.

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Actually, it kind of...
Let's keep looking.

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00:12:00,258 --> 00:12:03,862
What's $1,800 to the Los Angeles County
Superior Court?

194
00:12:04,561 --> 00:12:05,828
That's nothing.

195
00:12:05,953 --> 00:12:06,953
Nothing?

196
00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:11,106
It sounds like you got caught speeding
going 4,000 miles an hour.

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00:12:12,694 --> 00:12:13,858
Remember Kurt?

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00:12:14,265 --> 00:12:15,568
Your ex-boyfriend?

199
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,572
He got arrested for taking
a whiz on a cop car.

200
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,497
- What?
- He was drunk.

201
00:12:21,622 --> 00:12:22,851
I would hope so.

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00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:26,574
He had a bunch of outstanding tickets
and a bench warrant,

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00:12:26,699 --> 00:12:29,122
so I, you know, I paid his fines.

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00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:31,584
- Did he pay you back?
- No, but he will.

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00:12:32,354 --> 00:12:35,763
And that's based on the inherent
credit-worthiness of people

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00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,409
who get drunk and urinate
on police vehicles?

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00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:42,603
Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt
and ask him for money.

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00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,498
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know,

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00:12:46,623 --> 00:12:48,683
but I may have to find
a cheaper place to live.

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You don't want to do that.

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00:12:54,493 --> 00:12:55,358
Why not?

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00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:58,008
Moving is a big deal.

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00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,134
You have to go to the supermarket
and get boxes,

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00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:05,091
and if they're not clean,
your books smell like melons,

215
00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:06,284
and it's like...

216
00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:10,206
Why don't you just get a roommate
and stay here?

217
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:12,236
Do you know anybody?

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00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:16,171
I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon
wouldn't mind moving in with you.

219
00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:21,467
Leonard, honey,
if we started living together,

220
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I wouldn't be able
to keep my hands off you.

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00:13:27,044 --> 00:13:28,044
Really?

222
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:32,697
And you thought my acting lessons
were a waste of money.

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00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,630
This Moo Shu pork's burning
a hole through my duodenum.

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00:13:44,484 --> 00:13:45,844
Leviticus 11:3:

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00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:48,463
"Only that which parteth the hoof
and cheweth the cud

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among the beasts shall ye eat."

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00:13:53,236 --> 00:13:55,436
Do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita

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00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:57,710
every time you scarf down a Whopper?

229
00:14:02,524 --> 00:14:04,118
- What's going on?
- We're on a quest

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00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,344
through the Valley of Fire
to acquire the sacred crown.

231
00:14:06,697 --> 00:14:08,965
You want the Valley of Fire?
It's right here.

232
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,184
You guys want to go
on a real live quest?

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00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:15,375
Outside? I just made cocoa.

234
00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:19,150
- Come on. It'll be fun.
- What is it?

235
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:22,195
Do you guys remember
Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt?

236
00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:26,976
Yeah, that's him.

237
00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:30,203
Turns out he owes Penny a lot of money,
and I'm gonna go get it from him.

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00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:32,779
Who's with me?

239
00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:38,394
Double sixes.

240
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,379
Really? You're just gonna
let me go by myself?

241
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,315
Cool, I got a sword.

242
00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:45,735
I could use some help.

243
00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:47,255
Here.

244
00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:50,708
You guys are unbelievable.

245
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,594
You play a game
to simulate adventure,

246
00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:54,973
but when there's real adventure
out there in the real world,

247
00:14:55,098 --> 00:14:56,352
you just wimp out.

248
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,546
Do you not recall
the last time we visited this gentleman,

249
00:14:59,671 --> 00:15:01,721
we returned home without pants?

250
00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:05,861
- I do.
- Are you sure?

251
00:15:05,986 --> 00:15:08,281
Because your proposal
suggests that you don't.

252
00:15:08,761 --> 00:15:10,500
- I'm not afraid of him.
- All right.

253
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,612
Leonard fairly calls the question:

254
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,798
Who is in favor
of abandoning our game

255
00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:17,733
and confronting Penny's
steroid-infused ex-boyfriend

256
00:15:17,858 --> 00:15:20,872
in a suicidal mission
to extract money from him?

257
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,162
Say hi to Kurt for us.

258
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,446
Excuse me.

259
00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:31,137
When Frodo left the Shire
to take the one ring to Mordor,

260
00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:33,419
didn't Samwise, Pippin
and Merry go with him?

261
00:15:33,544 --> 00:15:34,640
- They did.
- Well?

262
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,860
They had a terrible time of it.

263
00:15:39,087 --> 00:15:40,977
Plus, no one stole their pants.

264
00:15:42,681 --> 00:15:43,525
Fine.

265
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:46,650
Enjoy your little game.
I'll make this quest on my own.

266
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:47,905
Wait.

267
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,183
Take a jacket.
It's shpritzing a little.

268
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,644
You guys suck.

269
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,973
Come on, please? He's so big.

270
00:16:02,452 --> 00:16:04,134
Is everyone clear on the plan?

271
00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:06,005
Koothrappali's going to wet himself,

272
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,022
I'm gonna throw up,
Sheldon's gonna run away,

273
00:16:08,147 --> 00:16:09,610
and you're going to die.

274
00:16:11,794 --> 00:16:13,797
Shall we synchronize our watches?

275
00:16:14,178 --> 00:16:16,474
Guys, there are four of us
and one of him.

276
00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:19,224
Which means his triumph
will be even larger.

277
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,601
Minstrels will write songs
about him.

278
00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,041
How about this? I'll do the talking.

279
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,444
You just stand behind me
and try to look formidable.

280
00:16:34,245 --> 00:16:36,345
I should've peed before we left.

281
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,254
- Hi, Kurt.
- Lenny, right?

282
00:16:45,886 --> 00:16:47,672
I don't really go by Lenny,
but that's okay.

283
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,926
You remember
Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

284
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:56,634
- What do you want?
- You don't remember me?

285
00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,851
- How could he not rember me?
- Not now.

286
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,131
I remember him.

287
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,355
Here it is.

288
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,684
Penny's in kind of a financial jam,
and the money that you owe her

289
00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,775
would go a long way
to solving her problems.

290
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,610
She sent you to get it from me?

291
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,384
No, no, she's too proud
to ask for the money.

292
00:17:12,687 --> 00:17:15,284
I, on the other hand, feel
you should honor your debt.

293
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:16,453
You do?

294
00:17:20,652 --> 00:17:22,655
"Feel" is a kind of a...
it's a strong word.

295
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,878
I just think it would be
a nice gesture on your part.

296
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,783
She'll get it when she gets it.

297
00:17:32,408 --> 00:17:34,708
Well, there you go.
Problem solved.

298
00:17:36,112 --> 00:17:39,575
A successful quest. Now let's go find
a gas station with a clean bathroom.

299
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:42,476
No, the problem isn't solved.

300
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,260
- He just blew us off.
- I've got it.

301
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,999
He didn't remember me
because the last time we met,

302
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:49,756
I was in a Halloween costume.

303
00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:53,738
Come on, Leonard, let's go.

304
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:56,325
You can leave if you want to.
I'm gonna see this through.

305
00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:06,459
I guess, technically,
that was my fault.

306
00:18:12,688 --> 00:18:15,164
I'm not leaving here
without Penny's money.

307
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:17,949
What happened to your backup?

308
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,416
I don't need backup.

309
00:18:21,228 --> 00:18:22,558
I have right on my side.

310
00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:30,429
And I'm wearing cargo shorts
under my pants.

311
00:18:33,348 --> 00:18:34,648
Congratulations.

312
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:36,903
You may not have succeed
in getting cash,

313
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:40,034
but you did secure
a formal acknowledgment of the debt.

314
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,996
Maybe we should have
your head notarized.

315
00:18:51,549 --> 00:18:53,999
If anybody cares,
I still have to pee.

316
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,143
- Is Sheldon here?
- Hang on.

317
00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:07,764
Nice hat.

318
00:19:08,671 --> 00:19:11,371
It's kind of a fashionable look
these days.

319
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,440
Maybe if you're working
on a tuna boat.

320
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,572
- Hello, Penny.
- Sheldon, here is your money.

321
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,657
Thank you very much.
It helped a lot.

322
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:21,467
Sarcasm?

323
00:19:24,076 --> 00:19:26,776
Darn. I can't seem
to get the hang of that.

324
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:31,169
I know it's none of my business,
but where did the money come from?

325
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,449
Well, I cut back my expenses
like you said

326
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,698
and picked up a few more hours
at the restaurant,

327
00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:38,551
but the biggest thing was,
out of the blue, Kurt shows up

328
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,428
and gives me the money he owes me.

329
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,346
Really?

330
00:19:43,178 --> 00:19:44,572
Did he say why?

331
00:19:46,631 --> 00:19:49,520
He said he was feeling guilty
and wanted to do what was right.

332
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:53,801
That's it?

333
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:58,943
Did he give any reason
as to why he came

334
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,656
to this moral epiphany?

335
00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:04,327
I just think he's really changed.

336
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,957
We're having dinner tomorrow night,
and I get to wear my new beret.

337
00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:11,949
Bye, guys.

338
00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:20,194
Well done, Leonard.

339
00:20:22,732 --> 00:20:24,886
The true hero
doesn't seek adulation.

340
00:20:25,011 --> 00:20:28,684
He fights for right and justice
simply because it's his nature.

341
00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:31,720
Penny's hooking up
with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend,

342
00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:34,234
and I have indelible ink
on my forehead!

343
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:39,237
That's your badge of honor...
your warrior's wound, if you will.

344
00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:40,503
I was wrong.

345
00:20:41,147 --> 00:20:43,358
Minstrels will write
songs about you.

346
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:47,161
Great.

347
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:50,396
<i>There once was a brave lad
named Leonard</i>

348
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,779
<i>With a fi-fi fiddle dee-dee</i>

349
00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:57,247
<i>He faced a fearsome giant</i>

350
00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,252
<i>While Raj just wanted to pee</i>