1 00:00:00,084 --> 00:00:02,273 Knight to queen's bishop-five. 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:05,737 Very nice. What's Leonard going to do? 3 00:00:05,953 --> 00:00:08,092 Give up the pawn or give up the position? 4 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:09,410 Let's find out. 5 00:00:10,547 --> 00:00:11,301 Ready? 6 00:00:11,952 --> 00:00:12,952 Ready. 7 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:14,705 Go. 8 00:00:39,004 --> 00:00:40,333 Damn it. I slipped. 9 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:44,258 Too bad. You know the rules of Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess. 10 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,529 Leonard died again, Sheldon. You're up. 11 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:51,545 Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant, 12 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:52,719 I must forfeit. 13 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:55,721 - Why? - Because it's almost 11:00. 14 00:00:56,051 --> 00:00:57,051 So? 15 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:59,514 Penny has a "don't knock on my door before 11:00 16 00:00:59,639 --> 00:01:01,853 or I punch you in the throat" rule. 17 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:08,024 You know what'd be a great idea? 18 00:01:08,149 --> 00:01:12,135 We get some girls over here and play Laser Optical Strip Chess. 19 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:15,835 Believe me, any girl who would be willing to play that, 20 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,860 you don't want to see naked. 21 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:21,325 You underestimate me. 22 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:33,981 Hey, Sheldon. 23 00:01:35,954 --> 00:01:38,504 - It's 11:00 a.m. - I know. You're safe. 24 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:41,392 This package came while you were at work. 25 00:01:41,562 --> 00:01:43,227 Great, my rhinestones. Thank you. 26 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:44,592 - Excuse me. - What? 27 00:01:44,717 --> 00:01:46,317 You have to sign this. 28 00:01:47,146 --> 00:01:49,333 - What is it? - When I signed for the package, 29 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:51,893 I was deputized by the United Parcel Service 30 00:01:52,018 --> 00:01:54,781 and entrusted with its final delivery. I now need you to acknowledge 31 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:58,862 receipt of the package so that I'm fully indemnified and no longer liable. 32 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:01,643 It's just a box of rhinestones. 33 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:04,776 The contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created. 34 00:02:04,901 --> 00:02:06,541 Does that mean nothing to you? 35 00:02:07,519 --> 00:02:09,212 It means nothing to anybody. 36 00:02:10,424 --> 00:02:14,132 - Let me show you what I'm doing. - "Bailment" describes a relationship 37 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:17,322 in common law where a physical possession of personal property, 38 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:20,214 or "chattels," is transferred from one person, the bailor, 39 00:02:20,339 --> 00:02:21,933 to another person, the bailee... 40 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:24,352 Look, look! I started a business. 41 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:28,209 Obviously, not a cleaning business. 42 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:32,394 No, I'm making flower barrettes. See? 43 00:02:32,645 --> 00:02:34,026 I call them Penny Blossoms. 44 00:02:34,151 --> 00:02:36,530 I made one for myself, then all the girls at work wanted one. 45 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,825 I showed some to this lady who runs a shop in Old Town. 46 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,723 She sells cards and homemade jewelry. She said she wanted to sell them. 47 00:02:41,848 --> 00:02:44,600 I said, "Okay." And in one week, I made a $156. 48 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:46,835 Good for you. Sign here. 49 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:53,551 Don't you get it? If this takes off, I won't have to be a waitress anymore. 50 00:02:54,402 --> 00:02:57,175 But then who will bring me my cheeseburger on Tuesday nights? 51 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,290 - Another waitress. - What's her name? 52 00:03:00,955 --> 00:03:01,848 I don't know. 53 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:04,017 And you're going to let her handle my food? 54 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,006 Nancy. Her name is Nancy. 55 00:03:07,392 --> 00:03:09,104 I think you're just making that up. 56 00:03:09,394 --> 00:03:10,905 I'm sorry about your hamburger. 57 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:13,526 I just don't want to be a waitress for the rest of my life. 58 00:03:13,737 --> 00:03:15,611 Cheeseburger. I get a cheeseburger. 59 00:03:15,835 --> 00:03:19,335 - Fine, cheeseburger. - Maybe I'd be better off with Nancy. 60 00:03:20,213 --> 00:03:23,286 So, what do you think? I mean, this could be a business, right? 61 00:03:24,665 --> 00:03:26,653 How many of these can you make a day? 62 00:03:26,778 --> 00:03:27,874 About 20. 63 00:03:28,149 --> 00:03:31,349 And how much profit do you make per... Penny Blossom? 64 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,880 Like, 50 cents. I'm not sure. 65 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,298 Of course you're not. All right... 66 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:39,385 Ten dollars a day times five days a week 67 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,481 times 52 weeks a year is $2,600. 68 00:03:43,554 --> 00:03:45,427 - That's all? - Before taxes. 69 00:03:46,216 --> 00:03:48,518 I don't have to pay taxes on this stuff. 70 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:51,439 I believe the Internal Revenue Service would strongly disagree. 71 00:03:52,901 --> 00:03:56,026 But, if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques, 72 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:58,330 and you optimized your manufacturing process, 73 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:00,406 you might be able to make this a viable business. 74 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:02,325 And you know about that stuff? 75 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:10,389 I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge 76 00:04:10,514 --> 00:04:13,773 of the entire universe and everything it contains. 77 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,049 Who's Radiohead? 78 00:04:30,731 --> 00:04:34,631 I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe. 79 00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:37,117 - Good luck. - Sheldon, hold on. 80 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:41,364 Could you maybe show me how to make more money with this? 81 00:04:42,239 --> 00:04:43,684 Of course I could. 82 00:04:44,654 --> 00:04:45,654 Wait! 83 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:47,620 Will you? 84 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,443 Just to be clear here, 85 00:04:54,034 --> 00:04:55,795 you're asking for my assistance. 86 00:04:57,224 --> 00:05:00,924 And you understand that will involve me telling you what to do? 87 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,494 I understand. 88 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:08,224 And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so. 89 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,320 Good. 90 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:15,871 Let's begin with the premise 91 00:05:15,996 --> 00:05:19,191 that everything you've done up to this point is wrong. 92 00:05:20,434 --> 00:05:22,822 - Oh, imagine that. - Sarcasm. Good-bye. 93 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:24,948 No, sorry. Wait! Please come back! 94 00:05:45,569 --> 00:05:47,219 Subtitles: The FW Team 95 00:05:52,443 --> 00:05:53,978 - There. Done. - All right. 96 00:05:54,634 --> 00:05:56,898 12 minutes and 17 seconds. 97 00:05:57,262 --> 00:06:00,345 - Pretty good, right? - That's 4.9 Penny Blossoms per hour. 98 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:03,448 Based on your cost of materials and your wholesale selling price, 99 00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:07,278 you'll effectively be paying yourself... $5.19 a day. 100 00:06:08,904 --> 00:06:09,911 "A day"? 101 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,080 There are children in a sneaker factory in Indonesia who outearn you. 102 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:16,833 That just can't be right. 103 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:19,587 - You're questioning my math? - No, sorry. 104 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:22,048 - Want me to show my work? - God, no. 105 00:06:22,579 --> 00:06:24,393 Please tell me what to do about it. 106 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,999 All right. Are you familiar with the development 107 00:06:27,124 --> 00:06:31,118 that resulted from Honoré Blanc's 1778 use of interchangeable parts? 108 00:06:36,018 --> 00:06:37,968 The assembly line, of course. 109 00:06:38,395 --> 00:06:42,151 If I'm not allowed to be snide, you're not allowed to be condescending. 110 00:06:42,457 --> 00:06:45,696 That wasn't a part of our original agreement, and I don't agree to it now. 111 00:06:46,618 --> 00:06:47,335 Fine. 112 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:50,701 How are we supposed to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment? 113 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,659 You're thinking of the moving assembly line, 114 00:06:52,784 --> 00:06:55,498 an understandable but not excusable mistake. 115 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,457 The moving assembly line, that was introduced by Henry Ford in 1908. 116 00:07:00,582 --> 00:07:03,936 That innovation is what made possible our modern consumer culture 117 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:06,772 by enabling a low-unit cost for manufactured goods. 118 00:07:06,897 --> 00:07:10,697 I guess that isn't one of the topics discussed on your Radiohead. 119 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,733 Let's go. We're going to miss the coming attractions. 120 00:07:17,902 --> 00:07:19,302 What's the matter? 121 00:07:23,397 --> 00:07:26,647 I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn. 122 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:33,327 Please pay attention and listen to me 123 00:07:33,713 --> 00:07:36,998 Give me some time to blow the man down 124 00:07:37,213 --> 00:07:40,042 I'm a deepwater sailor just come from Hong Kong 125 00:07:40,337 --> 00:07:43,152 To me way, hey, blow the man down 126 00:07:43,277 --> 00:07:46,338 If you give me some whiskey I'll sing you a song 127 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:49,176 Give me some time to blow the man down. 128 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:50,344 Hello? 129 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:53,098 Hello. 130 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,058 Come quickly lay aft To the break of the poop 131 00:07:56,404 --> 00:07:59,418 To me way, hey, blow the man down 132 00:07:59,543 --> 00:08:02,231 Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot 133 00:08:02,845 --> 00:08:05,659 Give me some time to blow the man down. 134 00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:06,902 What's going on? 135 00:08:07,598 --> 00:08:09,601 I assume you're referring to the sea shanty. 136 00:08:09,726 --> 00:08:12,598 It's a rhythmic work song designed to increase productivity. 137 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:14,333 It's crazy, but it totally works. 138 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:17,121 We made this Penny Blossom in under three minutes. 139 00:08:17,599 --> 00:08:21,399 Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers. 140 00:08:22,525 --> 00:08:24,118 Penny's making hair accessories. 141 00:08:24,243 --> 00:08:26,536 I'm helping her optimize her manufacturing process. 142 00:08:26,661 --> 00:08:27,697 Break's over. 143 00:08:27,822 --> 00:08:30,479 Pay attention to orders now you one and all... 144 00:08:30,604 --> 00:08:32,720 Hold on. What are you using as a bonding agent? 145 00:08:33,231 --> 00:08:34,634 - Hot glue. - You're kidding. 146 00:08:34,759 --> 00:08:37,099 Any of the cyanoacrylates would do a better job. 147 00:08:37,268 --> 00:08:38,641 The flower's too porous. 148 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:41,131 What if we infused the bottom layer 149 00:08:41,256 --> 00:08:43,564 with silicone-RTV to provide a better mounting surface? 150 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:45,091 Intriguing. 151 00:08:46,456 --> 00:08:48,568 What are your marketing and distribution channels? 152 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:52,087 There are the waitresses at my work, and this cute, little shop in Old Town. 153 00:08:52,212 --> 00:08:53,862 Virtually non-existent. 154 00:08:54,981 --> 00:08:58,731 I'm thinking that we set her up with a hosted e-commerce system to start. 155 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:00,414 Why not eliminate the middle man? 156 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,666 We could install a small server farm with a static IP in her bedroom. 157 00:09:03,837 --> 00:09:05,419 With an industrial cooling system. 158 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,731 Of course, but before we set up marketing and distribution, 159 00:09:08,856 --> 00:09:11,299 we should finish optimizing the manufacturing process. 160 00:09:11,424 --> 00:09:13,711 To start with, she has a terrible problem 161 00:09:13,836 --> 00:09:16,136 with moisture-induced glitter clump. 162 00:09:17,481 --> 00:09:18,849 Yeah, it's a bitch. 163 00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:23,486 I've seen this before. 164 00:09:24,671 --> 00:09:27,321 - Where? - It's a common stripper problem. 165 00:09:30,172 --> 00:09:32,422 They dance, they sweat, they clump. 166 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,620 Are you thinking about adding a desiccant like calcium sulfate? 167 00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:43,624 Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega. 168 00:09:46,674 --> 00:09:49,074 But sure, calcium sulfate could work. 169 00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:52,543 Let's think out of the box for a moment. 170 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:54,468 How about a molecular sieve? 171 00:09:56,848 --> 00:09:59,206 I've got a spaghetti strainer in the kitchen. 172 00:10:07,677 --> 00:10:10,484 We could liberate some micro-porous charcoal from the chem lab. 173 00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:11,799 Great. 174 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:14,151 Raj, why don't you and Howard, go get the charcoal? 175 00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:17,052 Leonard, why don't you start working on some preliminary Web site designs. 176 00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:18,659 I'll make some space 177 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,162 in our apartment so we can move the manufacturing process. 178 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,044 What's wrong with my apartment? 179 00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:24,747 It's not my apartment. 180 00:10:25,337 --> 00:10:26,749 Wait, what am I going to do? 181 00:10:27,399 --> 00:10:29,503 It's your business. Do whatever you want. 182 00:10:32,076 --> 00:10:33,087 Okay, cool. 183 00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:37,253 I'm going to take a nap. 184 00:10:41,195 --> 00:10:42,869 I'm still tweaking things a little bit, 185 00:10:42,994 --> 00:10:45,654 but this will give you the general idea of the Web site. 186 00:10:50,576 --> 00:10:52,340 So, what do you guys think? 187 00:10:54,391 --> 00:10:57,806 Pretty much any way I say that is going to hurt his feelings. 188 00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:03,746 - Okay, what's wrong with it? - What's wrong with it? 189 00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:05,623 Not you. I wasn't asking you. 190 00:11:08,757 --> 00:11:10,702 Well, it's a little juvenile. 191 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:14,465 It kind of looks like the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl. 192 00:11:15,516 --> 00:11:16,696 No, it doesn't. 193 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:20,607 Please. Dateline could use it to attract predators. 194 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:27,746 This is your enterprise, so it's ultimately your decision, 195 00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:29,611 but based on the quality of his work, 196 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:32,456 I'd strongly recommend that we let Leonard go. 197 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,610 You want to fire me? 198 00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:37,837 What I want is irrelevant. This is Penny's decision. 199 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,744 Excuse me, but if I did such a bad job then why do we already have orders? 200 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:44,956 We do? 201 00:11:45,141 --> 00:11:46,141 Look. 202 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:50,801 Mrs. Fiona Fondell from Huntsville, Alabama has ordered two. 203 00:11:51,092 --> 00:11:52,617 No kidding. Two? 204 00:11:53,322 --> 00:11:54,797 Look at the comments. 205 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,805 "Thank you, Penny Blossoms. 206 00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:58,967 "These will be perfect to cover my bald spot." 207 00:12:02,394 --> 00:12:03,690 That is so sweet. 208 00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:05,333 Camouflaging bald spots. 209 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,283 That's primarily a male concern. 210 00:12:07,408 --> 00:12:09,622 Perhaps we could expand our market. 211 00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:13,107 How are flower barrettes going to appeal to men? 212 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,212 We add Bluetooth! 213 00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:22,157 Brilliant. Men love Bluetooth. 214 00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:25,807 Wait a minute, you want to make a hair barrette with Bluetooth? 215 00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:29,289 Everything is better with Bluetooth. 216 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:37,089 Holy crap. Someone just ordered a thousand Penny Blossoms. 217 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,269 Get out! 218 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,836 Who needs a thousand sparkly flower barrettes 219 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,136 with rhinestones? 220 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,127 "The Fifth Annual East Rutherford, New Jersey, 221 00:12:45,252 --> 00:12:48,335 Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Alliance Luau." 222 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:52,911 Another market to expand into... balding gay men. 223 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,600 And I'll bet lesbians love Bluetooth. 224 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,334 We should get to work. 225 00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:01,363 Wait, why does it say "one-day rush"? 226 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,615 Since when do we offer a one-day rush? 227 00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:05,747 Amazon offers one-day rush. 228 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,704 Yeah, but they don't have to glue the books together. 229 00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:12,837 How the hell are we going to make a thousand Penny Blossoms in one day? 230 00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:16,327 Don't yell at me. I'm not manufacturing. I'm just Web design. 231 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,881 I'm gonna have to call them and cancel the order. 232 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,090 Excuse me, 233 00:13:20,651 --> 00:13:22,212 but was this not your goal? 234 00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:23,565 Financial independence 235 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,992 through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation? 236 00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:29,171 My brilliance and innovation, of course, but still. 237 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:32,662 I just don't see how we can pull this off. 238 00:13:32,977 --> 00:13:36,010 That, right there, that equivocation and self-doubt, 239 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,232 that is not the American spirit. 240 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,525 Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo? Did Jim Bowie? 241 00:13:43,211 --> 00:13:45,556 They didn't quit. They were massacred... 242 00:13:47,383 --> 00:13:50,201 by like a gazillion angry Mexicans. 243 00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,215 Let me put it this way. 244 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,465 Your gross receipts on this one order 245 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:59,296 will be over $3,000 for one night's work. 246 00:14:00,895 --> 00:14:02,353 You guys get started. 247 00:14:03,661 --> 00:14:06,445 - What are you doing? - Going online to buy shoes! 248 00:14:09,405 --> 00:14:11,970 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes 249 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:15,395 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes 250 00:14:16,368 --> 00:14:18,026 She'll be coming round the mountain 251 00:14:19,719 --> 00:14:22,251 You know, if I wanted to spend my Saturday nights doing this, 252 00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:24,169 I could have stayed in India. 253 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:28,966 Stop with the fake third world crap. 254 00:14:29,091 --> 00:14:32,120 Your father's a gynecologist. And you had a house full of servants. 255 00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:34,120 We only had four servants. 256 00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:35,833 And two of them were children. 257 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,003 How we doing? 258 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,923 We have 128 assorted Penny Blossoms ready to ship. 259 00:14:43,574 --> 00:14:45,092 We're never gonna finish in time. 260 00:14:46,774 --> 00:14:48,345 Who made Sheldon the boss anyway? 261 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,680 I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factory floor. 262 00:14:54,406 --> 00:14:55,776 - So? - Penny. 263 00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:59,216 The labor force is a living organism that must be carefully nurtured. 264 00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:01,717 Any counterproductive grumbling must be skillfully 265 00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:03,757 headed off by management. Observe. 266 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,123 Less talk, more work! 267 00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:12,366 - Nicely done. - Thank you. 268 00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:14,918 You hear any union talk, you let me know. 269 00:15:18,095 --> 00:15:20,692 Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah... 270 00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:27,516 Someone's in the kitchen I know-ow-ow-ow 271 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,953 Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah... 272 00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:38,059 'Cause I sold my soul to the company store 273 00:15:42,097 --> 00:15:44,782 - Honey, do you want some coffee? - I don't drink coffee. 274 00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:47,529 But if you don't stay awake we'll never finish in time. 275 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,349 Sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California, 276 00:15:50,474 --> 00:15:53,035 I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs. 277 00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:54,703 Leonard, help. 278 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,705 Sheldon, we still have 380 of these things to make. 279 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,848 I have complete faith that you will make them. 280 00:15:59,973 --> 00:16:00,973 Good night. 281 00:16:02,699 --> 00:16:04,847 But, Sheldon, without your insight and leadership, 282 00:16:04,972 --> 00:16:07,622 this entire enterprise will surely fail. 283 00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:12,539 You're right, of course. 284 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,398 Here, this will help. 285 00:16:17,474 --> 00:16:18,474 Very well, 286 00:16:19,691 --> 00:16:21,976 but if this leads to opiates or hallucinogenics, 287 00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:24,597 you're going to have to answer to my mother. 288 00:16:27,101 --> 00:16:28,538 Look at Planck's Constant. 289 00:16:28,663 --> 00:16:31,787 People say it's arbitrary. It could not be less arbitrary. 290 00:16:31,912 --> 00:16:34,976 If it varied slightly, life as we know it would not exist. 291 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:36,319 Bam! 292 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,347 Now, now, let's reconsider the entire argument, 293 00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:43,960 but with entropy reversed 294 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,671 and effect preceding cause. 295 00:16:45,914 --> 00:16:49,424 So you are thinking of a universe that's not expanding from the center. 296 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:53,716 No, it is retreating from a... from a possibility space. 297 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,976 This is a space where we are all essentially 298 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:02,101 Alice through the looking glass, standing in front of the Red Queen, 299 00:17:02,226 --> 00:17:05,167 and we're being offered a cracker to quench our thirst. 300 00:17:08,532 --> 00:17:11,466 Of course, in another universe, let's call it universe prime... 301 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,999 We should have let him go to bed. 302 00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,141 I can't believe we actually did it. 303 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:25,595 1,000 friggin' Penny Blossoms. 304 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:29,945 I just want you guys to know I am really grateful for your help. 305 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:33,385 And for ever dollar I make, I'm going to give you 20 cents. 306 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,138 That's your entire profit margin. 307 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:38,967 Then never mind. 308 00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:42,695 I'll print out the shipping label. 309 00:17:47,387 --> 00:17:48,387 What? 310 00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,972 We got an e-mail from the East Rutherford, New Jersey, 311 00:17:51,097 --> 00:17:54,181 Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Alliance. 312 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:58,197 They want another thousand Penny Blossoms. 313 00:17:58,781 --> 00:17:59,781 Really? 314 00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:01,400 One-day rush. 315 00:18:03,013 --> 00:18:05,516 I really need to take that off the Web site. 316 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,713 Guess we'd better get started. 317 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:11,631 You can't be serious. 318 00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:13,721 Come on. 319 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,511 What about the living organism of the workforce 320 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,649 and the American spirit?! 321 00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:21,351 And Jiminy Crockett at the Alamo?! 322 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:26,410 Davy Crockett. Jiminy Crockett was a cricket. 323 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:30,275 Yes, I know that, okay? I'm tired. I've had like 18 cups of coffee. 324 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,546 The point is, if we just pull together... 325 00:18:32,671 --> 00:18:35,072 We can do this. Who's with me? 326 00:18:40,179 --> 00:18:42,225 Although you may find it hard to believe, 327 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,775 we do have lives. 328 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:52,864 Sorry. 329 00:18:54,337 --> 00:18:58,011 My apologies to the gay community of East Rutherford, New Jersey. 330 00:19:09,852 --> 00:19:11,178 Where's the coffee?! 331 00:19:12,078 --> 00:19:13,068 We're all out. 332 00:19:15,577 --> 00:19:16,604 No problem. 333 00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:20,408 I'll be back before this banana hits the ground. 334 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:56,107 Sorry, guys, but Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.