1 00:00:14,531 --> 00:00:15,531 Problem? 2 00:00:16,534 --> 00:00:18,309 - This is Thai food. - Here we go. 3 00:00:20,283 --> 00:00:23,087 We don't have Thai food on Thursday. We have pizza on Thursday. 4 00:00:23,217 --> 00:00:25,350 Yes, but we all agreed that the third Thursday 5 00:00:25,475 --> 00:00:27,991 of every month would be Anything Can Happen Thursday. 6 00:00:28,116 --> 00:00:30,401 Apparently the news didn't reach my digestive system, 7 00:00:30,526 --> 00:00:32,437 which, when startled, has it's own version 8 00:00:32,562 --> 00:00:34,532 of Anything Can Happen Thursday. 9 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:38,477 Come on, the whole idea behind Anything Can Happen Thursday 10 00:00:38,602 --> 00:00:40,952 is to get out of this rut we've been in lately. 11 00:00:41,077 --> 00:00:43,539 "Rut"? I think you mean "consistency." 12 00:00:43,664 --> 00:00:46,472 And if we're going to abandon that, then why even call it Thursday? 13 00:00:46,597 --> 00:00:50,577 Let's call it "Quonko Day" and divide it into 29 hours of 17 minutes apiece, 14 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:54,505 and celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god Ra. 15 00:00:56,992 --> 00:00:58,742 I could go for some goat. 16 00:01:00,976 --> 00:01:04,105 Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight. 17 00:01:04,584 --> 00:01:07,317 All right. Let's go to the comic book store. 18 00:01:07,486 --> 00:01:08,985 We went there last night. 19 00:01:09,196 --> 00:01:11,646 Last night was Wednesday. Wednesday is comic book night. 20 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,073 Tonight, we'll be going on Thursday, 21 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,679 because it's Anything Can Happen Thursday. 22 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:21,313 Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box. 23 00:01:22,197 --> 00:01:24,133 So what are we going to do tonight? 24 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,008 If I may proffer a suggestion, 25 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,631 in bars all across this great nation of ours, 26 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,907 Thursday night is Ladies' Night. 27 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,408 Which means, as the evening progresses, 28 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:36,159 we will get better looking courtesy of 99 cent margaritas 29 00:01:36,284 --> 00:01:38,162 and two-for-one Jell-O shots. 30 00:01:40,699 --> 00:01:42,185 Come on, Howard, the odds of us 31 00:01:42,429 --> 00:01:44,728 picking up girls in a bar are practically zero. 32 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:47,190 Really? Are you familiar with the Drake Equation? 33 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,134 The one that estimates the odds of making contact 34 00:01:49,259 --> 00:01:50,754 with extraterrestrials by calculating the product 35 00:01:50,879 --> 00:01:52,878 of an increasingly restrictive series of fractional values 36 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:54,372 such as those stars with planets, 37 00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:56,204 and those planets likely to develop life? 38 00:01:56,329 --> 00:01:58,265 N equals R times FP times NE times FL 39 00:01:58,390 --> 00:02:00,176 times FI times FC times L? 40 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:05,264 Yeah, that one. 41 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:13,339 You can modify it to calculate our chances 42 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:15,885 of having sex by changing the formula to use the number 43 00:02:16,124 --> 00:02:17,545 of single women in Los Angeles, 44 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,927 the number of those who might find us attractive, 45 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:22,640 and what I call the Wolowitz Coefficient. 46 00:02:23,739 --> 00:02:25,144 "The Wolowitz Coefficient"? 47 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,612 Neediness times dress size squared. 48 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:31,810 Crunching the numbers, I come up with a conservative 49 00:02:31,935 --> 00:02:35,405 5,812 potential sex partners within a 40-mile radius. 50 00:02:35,984 --> 00:02:37,073 You're joking. 51 00:02:38,353 --> 00:02:40,248 I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. 52 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,194 I never joke about math or sex. 53 00:02:45,811 --> 00:02:48,204 What are we waiting for? Let's bounce, bitches. 54 00:02:50,194 --> 00:02:51,129 You're right. 55 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:54,981 It's Anything Can Happen Thursday. Let's hit the clubs and meet hot women! 56 00:02:55,177 --> 00:02:56,973 Here we go. Lock up your daughters! 57 00:02:57,098 --> 00:02:59,220 We're going to hit it and quit it. 58 00:03:05,408 --> 00:03:08,563 Or we could finish eating and go to the comic book store. 59 00:03:09,279 --> 00:03:10,629 Also a good plan. 60 00:03:11,621 --> 00:03:14,444 But next Anything Can Happen Thursday, we're definitely going to a bar. 61 00:03:14,649 --> 00:03:15,754 Absolutely. 62 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:19,622 You heard that, Ladies' Night ladies? We're eventually coming for you! 63 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,371 Fascinating. 64 00:03:46,581 --> 00:03:48,311 Subtitles: The FW Team 65 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:54,101 - Hey, guys. Where're you headed? - To the comic book store. 66 00:03:54,226 --> 00:03:57,215 You're probably thinking, "The comic book store? On a Thursday? 67 00:03:57,340 --> 00:04:00,640 Why, I've fallen down the rabbit hole and into a land of madness." 68 00:04:00,909 --> 00:04:02,663 What you have failed to take into account, 69 00:04:02,788 --> 00:04:05,499 is that this is Anything Can Happen Thursday. 70 00:04:07,211 --> 00:04:08,261 You got me. 71 00:04:09,021 --> 00:04:11,793 While you're there, could pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday? 72 00:04:12,175 --> 00:04:14,149 I think you mean comic books. 73 00:04:14,274 --> 00:04:17,465 "Comics" are feeble attempts at humor featuring talking babies 74 00:04:17,634 --> 00:04:19,148 and anthropomorphized pets 75 00:04:19,273 --> 00:04:22,861 found traditionally in the optimistically-named "funny pages." 76 00:04:24,217 --> 00:04:26,897 Could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday? 77 00:04:27,022 --> 00:04:28,347 Sure. What does he like? 78 00:04:28,472 --> 00:04:30,602 I don't know, he's 13. Just pick out anything. 79 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,522 "Just pick out anything"? 80 00:04:33,595 --> 00:04:36,904 Maybe we can pick out a new suit for him without knowing his size. 81 00:04:37,029 --> 00:04:39,529 Or pick out his career for him without knowing his aptitude. 82 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:43,496 Or pick out a new breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber requirements. 83 00:04:44,342 --> 00:04:46,881 Or his feelings about little marshmallows. 84 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,834 - Spider-Man. Get him Spider-Man. - Amazing Spider-Man, 85 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,003 Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man, 86 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:57,422 The Marvelous Adventures of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099? 87 00:04:59,157 --> 00:05:02,510 You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us? 88 00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:05,853 That's what I was trying to avoid. 89 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:09,110 I forgot Sensational Spider-Man. 90 00:05:13,734 --> 00:05:15,523 What a cute, little store. 91 00:05:19,364 --> 00:05:21,164 Everybody's staring at me. 92 00:05:23,194 --> 00:05:26,117 Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 93 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,369 Unlikely. 94 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:33,626 Here, what about this one for my nephew? 95 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,792 - A superb choice. - Oh, great. 96 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:39,313 Provided he has already read Infinite Crisis and 52, 97 00:05:39,438 --> 00:05:42,674 and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse. 98 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,762 What's a "multiverse"? 99 00:05:46,428 --> 00:05:47,928 Get her out of here. 100 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:51,641 Come on, I'll help you pick something. 101 00:05:53,115 --> 00:05:54,960 That's right. She's with us. 102 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,690 Guys like that are so pathetic. 103 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,184 Tell me about it. 104 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:05,282 Look, a new Batman belt buckle. 105 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,287 Hey, Leonard. Can I help you find something? 106 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,872 Hey, Stuart. This is Penny. She's looking for some comic books. 107 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,041 Oh, really. 108 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:17,086 Blink twice if you're here against your will. 109 00:06:18,473 --> 00:06:20,161 I think we're fine, Stuart. 110 00:06:20,286 --> 00:06:23,036 - Let me know if you need anything. - Thanks. 111 00:06:24,559 --> 00:06:26,302 He seems like a nice guy. 112 00:06:27,249 --> 00:06:29,387 You mean for someone who's into comic books? 113 00:06:30,898 --> 00:06:32,531 I just meant for... yeah. 114 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:37,313 Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos. 115 00:06:37,653 --> 00:06:39,064 Stuart's a terrific artist. 116 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,234 He went to the Rhode Island School of Design. 117 00:06:41,564 --> 00:06:42,972 What about the guy over there 118 00:06:43,097 --> 00:06:45,488 in the superhero T-shirt tucked into his sweatpants? 119 00:06:47,514 --> 00:06:49,409 Yeah, that's Captain Sweatpants. 120 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,662 He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make. 121 00:06:56,881 --> 00:06:59,190 - Got it. Got it. - Got it. Got it. 122 00:07:10,636 --> 00:07:11,689 Need it! 123 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:15,518 Let it go. 124 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,310 Why? I saw it first. 125 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,857 - Yes, but I saw it from the front. - A far less impressive feat. 126 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:23,907 Come on! I need this for my Batman collection. 127 00:07:24,056 --> 00:07:27,028 - I need it for my Robin collection. - Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock? 128 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:29,321 Why would I gamble? It's mine. Let go. 129 00:07:29,446 --> 00:07:30,811 - You let go. - No, you! 130 00:07:30,936 --> 00:07:31,814 Problem? 131 00:07:31,939 --> 00:07:34,537 - He won't let go of my comic book. - It's my comic book! 132 00:07:34,706 --> 00:07:35,955 We need a ruling. 133 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,624 Cut it in half? 134 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:41,626 - Excuse me. - Hello again. 135 00:07:41,926 --> 00:07:45,046 Hi. What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy? 136 00:07:46,058 --> 00:07:47,508 A 13-year-old girl. 137 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:52,031 But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... 138 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:53,890 this. 139 00:07:54,214 --> 00:07:56,309 Hellblazer. What's this about? 140 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,408 A morally ambiguous confidence man 141 00:07:58,589 --> 00:08:00,254 who smokes, has lung cancer 142 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:02,998 and is tormented by the spirits of the undead. 143 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,986 If it doesn't make me the favorite aunt, I don't know what will. 144 00:08:10,268 --> 00:08:11,615 Is this me? 145 00:08:13,262 --> 00:08:14,824 Depends. Do you like it? 146 00:08:15,215 --> 00:08:17,787 - It's really good. - Yes, that's you. 147 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,292 That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it? 148 00:08:22,695 --> 00:08:24,995 It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot. 149 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:30,176 I don't believe it. Stuart's putting the moves on Penny. 150 00:08:30,671 --> 00:08:33,179 I have got to learn how to draw. 151 00:08:35,902 --> 00:08:39,292 Once again, defeated by your own prurient interests. 152 00:08:39,932 --> 00:08:43,367 Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny's business over there? 153 00:08:43,752 --> 00:08:47,222 Nobody's up in anybody's business. Let's just buy our stuff and go. 154 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:49,694 Okay, you've got my number. 155 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:52,615 - Now, give me the picture. - You drive a hard bargain. 156 00:08:53,496 --> 00:08:54,742 But here. 157 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,870 All right. So, just give me a call. 158 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:04,520 So, Leonard, how are you enjoying Anything Can Happen Thursday? 159 00:09:09,501 --> 00:09:11,745 Look at that. That's a dent. 160 00:09:13,808 --> 00:09:16,358 Thank you, Howard "Ham-Fisted" Wolowitz. 161 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,550 Did you just shut the TV off in the middle of the classic 162 00:09:22,675 --> 00:09:24,981 Deep Space Nine/Star Trek: The Original Series 163 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,442 "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode? 164 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:30,251 Apparently so. 165 00:09:31,924 --> 00:09:33,024 Are you ill? 166 00:09:35,773 --> 00:09:36,859 All right. 167 00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:39,542 Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing 168 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,852 some sort of emotional turmoil over the events 169 00:09:41,977 --> 00:09:44,104 involving Penny earlier this evening? 170 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:46,179 When did you pick up on that? 171 00:09:47,381 --> 00:09:49,915 A moment ago, when you turned off the TV during the classic 172 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,896 Deep Space Nine/Star Trek: The Original Series 173 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:53,925 "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode. 174 00:09:57,876 --> 00:09:59,807 Would you like some advice? 175 00:10:00,974 --> 00:10:01,935 Sure, why not? 176 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,660 Then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog 177 00:10:04,785 --> 00:10:07,204 with an interactive comments section. 178 00:10:08,907 --> 00:10:09,942 Thanks a lot. 179 00:10:11,286 --> 00:10:13,194 Would you rather I offer my personal insight? 180 00:10:13,628 --> 00:10:15,377 I don't need any insights. 181 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:18,817 I just want to know why Penny's more interested in Stuart than me. 182 00:10:18,942 --> 00:10:20,881 We're practically the same guy. 183 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:22,835 I disagree. 184 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,959 Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed 185 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:30,122 and, most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books. 186 00:10:35,257 --> 00:10:38,700 You're right. I really should be asking strangers on the Internet. 187 00:10:40,194 --> 00:10:41,713 My original point. 188 00:10:44,569 --> 00:10:47,723 Chinese food, vintage video games... 189 00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:50,631 After the nightmare of Anything Can Happen Thursday, 190 00:10:50,756 --> 00:10:53,680 this is Friday night the way it was meant to be. 191 00:10:54,831 --> 00:10:56,781 Who's up for Sheldon-Free Saturday? 192 00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,329 Hey, Penny... and Stuart. 193 00:11:06,195 --> 00:11:08,249 - Hey, guys. - So what are you kids up to? 194 00:11:08,622 --> 00:11:11,002 Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight. 195 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:14,215 And you guys are going together. Great... 196 00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:15,797 It is great. 197 00:11:15,922 --> 00:11:17,071 Really great. 198 00:11:17,196 --> 00:11:18,546 Freaking awesome. 199 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:21,601 - What are you guys doing? - It's Friday night, 200 00:11:21,726 --> 00:11:23,681 Chinese food and vintage video games, right? 201 00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:26,935 Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned. 202 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:30,996 Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, Zork. 203 00:11:32,696 --> 00:11:34,596 It's the buggy beta version. 204 00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:38,071 Zork. Well, you guys have fun. 205 00:11:39,186 --> 00:11:41,373 - See you guys. - See you, Stuart. 206 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:42,883 Hey, Howard? 207 00:11:44,461 --> 00:11:46,347 Take me to a bar with women. 208 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:48,624 - Really? - Yeah. 209 00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,724 Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear. 210 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,136 Why? 211 00:12:00,573 --> 00:12:04,518 Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs. 212 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,809 Do you...? Let's go. 213 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,288 May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please? 214 00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,821 - No, he may not. - Why? 215 00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:21,719 I'm not sitting here with a guy 216 00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:24,481 drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella. 217 00:12:25,647 --> 00:12:28,330 Fine. I'll have a chocolate martini. 218 00:12:29,904 --> 00:12:31,041 Wrong again! 219 00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:33,177 You know I can't talk to women 220 00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:36,197 unless I'm lit up like the Hindu festival of Devali. 221 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,714 There are plenty of bars in Los Angeles 222 00:12:42,839 --> 00:12:44,991 where you can order grasshoppers and chocolate martinis, 223 00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:48,686 but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them. 224 00:12:49,714 --> 00:12:50,714 Gotcha. 225 00:12:52,276 --> 00:12:54,231 I'll have a Brandy Alexander. 226 00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:58,931 All right, the Three Musketeers just became the Dynamic Duo. 227 00:12:59,636 --> 00:13:02,019 Should we talk to some of these women? 228 00:13:02,144 --> 00:13:04,032 It's way too early in the night for that. 229 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:08,309 First we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then... 230 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,959 we go after the weak and the old and the lame. 231 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:14,087 That's your system? 232 00:13:14,212 --> 00:13:15,562 That's my system. 233 00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:20,090 And if you spot a chick with a Seeing Eye dog, she's mine. 234 00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,278 Come on. I think it's nice 235 00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:29,534 that Captain Sweatpants showed up to your art opening. 236 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,854 Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese. 237 00:13:36,779 --> 00:13:38,466 You know, it's kind of early. 238 00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:40,610 Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee? 239 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,947 Gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it? 240 00:13:45,656 --> 00:13:48,535 You think "coffee," means coffee. That is so sweet. 241 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,663 Come on. I think I have decaf. 242 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,415 Good, Stuart. 243 00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:56,252 I thought I heard your voice. Do you have a moment? 244 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:59,087 - Yeah, I guess. - Sheldon, we're a little busy, so... 245 00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:01,918 - What are you doing? - We're having coffee. 246 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,509 Isn't it a little late for coffee? 247 00:14:05,404 --> 00:14:07,262 It's okay. She thinks she has decaf. 248 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,211 I'll just go look for it. 249 00:14:14,968 --> 00:14:17,557 - What's up? - I've spent the last three hours 250 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,221 in an online debate in the DC Comics Batman chatroom, 251 00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:23,781 - and I need your help. - Yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. 252 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,637 - What's the topic? - I am asserting, 253 00:14:25,762 --> 00:14:27,915 in the event that Batman's death proves permanent, 254 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,970 the original Robin, Dick Grayson, 255 00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:31,994 is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl. 256 00:14:32,549 --> 00:14:35,540 Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong. 257 00:14:40,599 --> 00:14:41,666 More wrong? 258 00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:48,574 Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation. 259 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,535 Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. 260 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,321 It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. 261 00:14:57,263 --> 00:15:00,565 But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing, 262 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,150 a superhero in his own right. 263 00:15:02,474 --> 00:15:05,028 Batman 2 has to be the second Robin, Jason Todd. 264 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:07,946 Has to be? Has to be? 265 00:15:08,973 --> 00:15:11,576 I hope you're being deliberately provocative. 266 00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:14,648 - I found the decaf! - Great! 267 00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:16,647 Herbal tea for me, please. 268 00:15:20,473 --> 00:15:21,473 Barkeep! 269 00:15:21,773 --> 00:15:23,049 Alexander me. 270 00:15:24,788 --> 00:15:26,288 How about those two? 271 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,598 They're eating peanuts. 272 00:15:28,723 --> 00:15:32,293 And my allergies, one kiss would put me in Cedars-Sinai for a week. 273 00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:36,979 What about the ones in the corner? 274 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,854 Possible. Very possible. 275 00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:43,962 You want the one in the whiplash collar or the one who keeps blinking? 276 00:15:44,787 --> 00:15:46,387 I think Blinky's cute. 277 00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:47,899 You got it, sir. 278 00:15:48,101 --> 00:15:50,151 Wait, so we just go over there? 279 00:15:50,853 --> 00:15:52,851 We have a little prep work to do. 280 00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:56,163 Put this in your mouth. We walk past them, you stumble a bit. 281 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,391 I say, sorry, my friend's had a little too much. 282 00:15:58,516 --> 00:16:01,412 And then I start to pull it out of your mouth. 283 00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,116 And say, "A little too much fun." 284 00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:06,923 Get it? 285 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,104 They're laughing, we're laughing. 286 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,603 Then we get them up to about a .15 blood alcohol level, 287 00:16:11,728 --> 00:16:13,388 and tell them we're millionaires. 288 00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:17,004 What else you got? 289 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,248 Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap 290 00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:21,438 and pretend to be a ventriloquist dummy? 291 00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:26,138 I can't sit on your lap. You don't know the routine. 292 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,958 I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-Zero Hour DC universe. 293 00:16:33,147 --> 00:16:34,159 Of course I am. 294 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,716 Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman's parents 295 00:16:36,841 --> 00:16:39,039 effectively deprived him of his raison d'être. 296 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:43,418 Throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right. 297 00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:45,193 Au contraire. 298 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,882 Plus, you're forgetting that the Infinite Crisis storyline 299 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,231 restored Joe Chill to the Batman mythology. 300 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,763 I am forgetting nothing and I resent your tone. 301 00:16:57,753 --> 00:17:00,226 Look, Sheldon, it's late. I've got to get some sleep. 302 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,646 - So, I win. - No, I'm tired. 303 00:17:03,795 --> 00:17:04,924 So, I win. 304 00:17:06,545 --> 00:17:08,981 - Fine. You win. - Darn tootin', I win. 305 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,767 Penny, I really had a terrific time... 306 00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,285 No, don't wake her. 307 00:17:17,981 --> 00:17:20,291 She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine. 308 00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:25,894 You know, I don't think that was decaf. 309 00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:32,290 Wait. Is this your card or isn't it? 310 00:17:36,046 --> 00:17:37,972 Trust me. This was their card. 311 00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,808 I thought you were good at this. 312 00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:43,061 You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women. 313 00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:44,997 I do, all the time. 314 00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:47,612 Well, what happened? We've been sitting here all night 315 00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:51,296 and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called. 316 00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,577 You're just going to make me come out and say it? 317 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:01,162 Say what? 318 00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,249 You're weighing me down. 319 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:09,170 I'm a falcon who hunts better solo. 320 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:13,716 Fine. I'll sit here. You take flight and hunt. 321 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:17,887 Don't be ridiculous. You can't tell a falcon when to hunt. 322 00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:20,138 Actually, you can. 323 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:24,686 There's a whole sport built around it. 324 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:27,341 Falconry. 325 00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:31,926 Shut up. 326 00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:35,096 Let's just get Koothrappali and go. 327 00:18:41,277 --> 00:18:42,687 Lucky bastard. 328 00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,708 It's got to be that stupid accent of his. 329 00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:53,715 Hello. I am Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay. 330 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,141 Okay, I'm stumped.