1 00:00:03,208 --> 00:00:04,208 Oh, boy. 2 00:00:06,518 --> 00:00:07,340 What? 3 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:10,005 I can't comment without violating our agreement 4 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:12,180 that I not criticize your work. 5 00:00:12,837 --> 00:00:14,347 Then what was "Oh, boy"? 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,610 Great restraint on my part. 7 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:20,227 There's nothing wrong with the science here. 8 00:00:20,564 --> 00:00:24,550 Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say, "Science." 9 00:00:32,012 --> 00:00:33,074 How's that? 10 00:00:33,644 --> 00:00:35,825 You actually had it right in the first place. 11 00:00:37,551 --> 00:00:40,919 Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks. 12 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:42,775 Bazinga! 13 00:00:48,608 --> 00:00:50,558 Now here's a peculiar e-mail. 14 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:52,808 The president of the university wants me to meet him 15 00:00:52,933 --> 00:00:54,827 at his office tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. 16 00:00:54,952 --> 00:00:56,593 - Why? - It doesn't say. 17 00:00:56,718 --> 00:00:58,226 It must be an emergency. 18 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,785 Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at 8:00 19 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:02,760 and move my bowels at 8:20. 20 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,608 Yes, how did we live before Twitter? 21 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,579 I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning. 22 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:13,572 That's 14 hours away. 23 00:01:13,697 --> 00:01:15,521 For the next 840 minutes, 24 00:01:15,646 --> 00:01:17,617 I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles; 25 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,918 I know where I am or I know how fast I'm going, 26 00:01:20,043 --> 00:01:21,263 but I can't know both. 27 00:01:21,388 --> 00:01:22,997 Yet how am I supposed to carry on 28 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,043 with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head? 29 00:01:26,529 --> 00:01:27,919 I know the feeling. 30 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:50,896 Subtitles: The FW Team 31 00:01:59,234 --> 00:02:01,162 Sheldon, it's 2:00 in the morning. 32 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,769 Why does everybody keep telling me what time it is? 33 00:02:04,949 --> 00:02:08,088 - Everybody? - You, the president of the university, 34 00:02:08,213 --> 00:02:10,641 his wife, their sullen teenage daughter. 35 00:02:11,119 --> 00:02:13,879 That entire family is fascinated by what time it is 36 00:02:14,004 --> 00:02:15,749 and whether people know it. 37 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,389 You went to President Seibert's house in the middle of the night? 38 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:22,813 He didn't respond to my e-mail, his phone number is unlisted. 39 00:02:22,938 --> 00:02:25,019 Tell me what my other option was. 40 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,813 You could have waited until morning. 41 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,107 I know, look who I'm talking to. 42 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:33,966 Do you remember the grant proposal I submitted 43 00:02:34,091 --> 00:02:35,749 to the National Science Foundation 44 00:02:35,874 --> 00:02:38,676 to detect slow-moving monopoles at the magnetic North Pole? 45 00:02:38,801 --> 00:02:41,511 Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it. 46 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:43,893 How nice. 47 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:46,052 Well, a space opened up 48 00:02:46,177 --> 00:02:49,827 at the last minute on the NSF expedition to the Arctic Circle. 49 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,315 Wait a minute. 50 00:02:54,989 --> 00:02:57,510 He offered to send you to the North Pole? 51 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,637 In fact, he was quite enthusiastic. 52 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:03,600 He said, "Frankly, if I could send you tonight, I would." 53 00:03:05,555 --> 00:03:07,551 Okay, well, do you want to go? 54 00:03:07,676 --> 00:03:10,398 Of course not. I'm a theoretical physicist. 55 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:13,838 A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors, 56 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:18,687 but if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there, 57 00:03:18,812 --> 00:03:21,408 I will be the scientis to confirm string theory. 58 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:23,493 People will write books about me. 59 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,241 Third-graders will create macaroni-art dioramas 60 00:03:26,366 --> 00:03:28,392 depicting scenes from my life. 61 00:03:29,701 --> 00:03:33,317 Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death. 62 00:03:34,574 --> 00:03:35,756 Sarcasm? 63 00:03:36,418 --> 00:03:37,568 Maybe. 64 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:41,188 I'm on the horns of a dilemma. 65 00:03:41,313 --> 00:03:44,688 Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole? 66 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,226 Easy peasy, I'm doing it right now. 67 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:50,421 I'm not good with cold. 68 00:03:50,607 --> 00:03:53,067 How often have we had to leave a movie theater 69 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,443 because I got a headache from drinking the Icee too fast? 70 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,738 - I can't go. - Then don't go. 71 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,717 How can you say that? 72 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,326 The scientific opportunity of a lifetime 73 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,662 presents itself and my best friend says "Don't go." 74 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:08,033 - All right, then go. - Listen to you. 75 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,961 How can I possibly go? 76 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,386 What are the words I can say right now 77 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:17,757 to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep? 78 00:04:18,352 --> 00:04:22,222 Odd, President Seibert posed the exact same question. 79 00:04:24,649 --> 00:04:26,893 - How was it resolved? - It wasn't. 80 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:30,478 His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot. 81 00:04:32,354 --> 00:04:34,763 Just imagine. If he says yes, 82 00:04:34,888 --> 00:04:37,713 we'll have an entire summer without Sheldon. 83 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:41,436 We could play outside. 84 00:04:42,763 --> 00:04:45,410 We could sit on the left side of the couch. 85 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:48,165 I could use the bathroom at 8:20. 86 00:04:52,264 --> 00:04:54,919 Our dreams are very small, aren't they? 87 00:04:56,922 --> 00:05:00,466 Good news, gentlemen, I have tentatively accepted... 88 00:05:06,701 --> 00:05:09,517 ... the invitation to join the Arctic Expedition. 89 00:05:10,138 --> 00:05:12,353 It's not gonna be the same without you. 90 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:16,512 Thank you, but your sentiments may be premature. 91 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,360 I don't like where this is going. 92 00:05:19,772 --> 00:05:21,487 I would like to propose... 93 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:24,568 that the three of you accompany me. 94 00:05:25,102 --> 00:05:26,922 To the North Pole? 95 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:31,914 Is this just so we won't touch your stuff while you're away? 96 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,784 I'll admit that was a concern. 97 00:05:36,215 --> 00:05:38,343 But the fact is, I'll need a support team. 98 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,715 And the three of you are my first choice. 99 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,049 Really? 100 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:44,130 There are others who might be more qualified, 101 00:05:44,255 --> 00:05:47,049 but the thought of interviewing them gave me a stomachache. 102 00:05:47,612 --> 00:05:50,016 I know I'm proposing an enormous undertaking. 103 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:53,101 So, why don't you take a few moments to discuss it? 104 00:05:55,343 --> 00:05:58,071 We're not really gonna go to the North Pole with him, are we? 105 00:05:58,276 --> 00:06:00,026 I'm still within earshot! 106 00:06:01,324 --> 00:06:04,154 You may want to wait for my door to close. 107 00:06:05,859 --> 00:06:08,658 We're not really gonna go to the North Pole with him, are we? 108 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,328 Hang on. Let's talk about it. 109 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:13,121 This is a National Science Foundation expedition. 110 00:06:13,246 --> 00:06:14,874 I don't know how we can turn it down. 111 00:06:15,529 --> 00:06:19,045 Easy. Instead of saying, "No, we don't want to go on an NSF expedition," 112 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,755 say, "No, we don't want to spend 113 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,784 "three months stuck in a cabin in the Arctic Circle with an anal nutbag." 114 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:29,407 But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory, 115 00:06:29,532 --> 00:06:32,917 we could drink for free in any bar in any college town 116 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:36,192 with a university that has a strong science program. 117 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,001 Howard, this is big science. 118 00:06:39,126 --> 00:06:41,224 You could be the engineer who builds the equipment 119 00:06:41,349 --> 00:06:43,277 that puts us on the cover of magazines. 120 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,443 I could also be the engineer 121 00:06:45,568 --> 00:06:48,268 who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon. 122 00:06:52,049 --> 00:06:54,336 You still might get on a magazine. 123 00:06:55,963 --> 00:06:58,668 So you guys are seriously considering this? 124 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:03,227 - You think you can put up with Sheldon? - Well, I'm a Hindu. 125 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,762 My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life 126 00:07:06,887 --> 00:07:08,594 we are rewarded in the next. 127 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,805 Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon, 128 00:07:10,974 --> 00:07:14,273 and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings! 129 00:07:22,247 --> 00:07:24,861 Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision? 130 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:27,823 - I'm in. - Me, too. 131 00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:32,034 Damn it. Peer pressure. Fine. 132 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:35,728 Excellent. Just an FYI, 133 00:07:35,853 --> 00:07:37,668 as I am the expedition's team leader, 134 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:40,522 protocol dictates that be phrased, "Fine, sir." 135 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:43,723 But don't worry, there will be a briefing. 136 00:08:14,547 --> 00:08:15,590 What do you want? 137 00:08:15,715 --> 00:08:18,623 I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer. 138 00:08:19,076 --> 00:08:20,465 Honey, I already told you, 139 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:23,782 the hamburger meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature. 140 00:08:25,544 --> 00:08:26,818 This is to train 141 00:08:26,943 --> 00:08:29,717 for a three-month expedition to the magnetic North Pole. 142 00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:31,304 What? 143 00:08:31,631 --> 00:08:35,056 I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you... 144 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:39,449 but to elaborate, I'm going to the Arctic Circle 145 00:08:39,574 --> 00:08:41,478 with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali. 146 00:08:41,932 --> 00:08:43,439 - You're all going? - Yes. 147 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,024 - For three months? - Yes. 148 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,100 Excuse me. 149 00:08:49,624 --> 00:08:51,726 Is that a yes or a no on the freezer? 150 00:08:51,851 --> 00:08:55,041 That woman has the attention span of a gnat. 151 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:59,080 Sheldon says you're going to the North Pole. 152 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,539 Pretty cool, huh? 153 00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:03,583 Yeah. I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me. 154 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,768 It all happened kind of fast. 155 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,505 And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear 156 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,128 and study up on, you know, snow and stuff. 157 00:09:13,201 --> 00:09:14,553 Sorry, I was gonna tell you. 158 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,949 You don't have to apologize. There's no reason you have to tell me. 159 00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:20,006 I was just... you know, surprised. 160 00:09:20,131 --> 00:09:22,818 You were busy, you were surprised, all very fascinating. 161 00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:25,356 Now where do we stand on the freezer? 162 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,638 - Is he serious? - Actually, it would help. 163 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:31,516 All right, I'll see what I can do. 164 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,755 So, three months at the North Pole. 165 00:09:35,054 --> 00:09:37,284 That is... awesome. 166 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:40,742 I'm sorry, but at what point do you put this 167 00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:43,308 "see what you can do" plan into action? 168 00:09:44,991 --> 00:09:46,671 Just a warning, Sheldon... 169 00:09:46,796 --> 00:09:49,251 The freezer locks from the outside. 170 00:09:54,356 --> 00:09:56,132 Did she seem upset to you? 171 00:09:57,849 --> 00:09:59,306 Did she seem upset to you? 172 00:09:59,763 --> 00:10:01,183 Good, I got it right. 173 00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:05,139 Are you upset? 174 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:09,040 - A little bit. - Two for two. I'm on fire. 175 00:10:11,747 --> 00:10:14,128 I know she's not my girlfriend or anything, 176 00:10:14,253 --> 00:10:16,101 but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad 177 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:18,289 that I'm going to be gone for the whole summer? 178 00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:20,661 That feels like a bonus question. 179 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:25,924 I'm going to stop here while I'm ahead, but I've had a great time. 180 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,274 All right, 181 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:41,662 the purpose of this drill is to acclimate us 182 00:10:41,787 --> 00:10:43,806 to the use of tools in extreme temperatures 183 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:45,853 such as we will face in the Arctic Circle. 184 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,438 Where are your tools? 185 00:10:47,794 --> 00:10:49,010 Right here. 186 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:53,389 All right, team, open up your practice kits. 187 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:56,989 As the university did not permit me to bring the actual equipment 188 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,886 we'll be using to the Cheesecake Factory, 189 00:10:59,011 --> 00:11:01,272 because apparently, I'm "ridiculous," 190 00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:05,456 I've provided substitutes which will exercise your fine motor skills. 191 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,791 Leonard, you will be doing a series 192 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,987 of complex mathematical problems 193 00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:13,630 on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received 194 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:16,683 when I won the Earth Science medal in 3rd grade. 195 00:11:18,184 --> 00:11:19,662 Treat it with respect. 196 00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:24,975 Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a Van Dyke 197 00:11:25,361 --> 00:11:27,777 on a six-inch figurine of Legolas the elf. 198 00:11:28,444 --> 00:11:32,149 Now, remember, a Van Dyke is a goatee without a mustache. 199 00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:35,631 Wolowitz, you will be completing 200 00:11:35,756 --> 00:11:37,878 a series of delicate surgical procedures 201 00:11:38,003 --> 00:11:40,769 on the classic children's game "Operation." 202 00:11:44,277 --> 00:11:46,988 To begin with, you will 203 00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:49,679 "remove funny bone for two hundred dollars." 204 00:11:51,635 --> 00:11:53,478 For this I went to MIT. 205 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:55,923 And begin. 206 00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:03,516 I think I swallowed some paint! 207 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,168 I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves. 208 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,123 Son of a bitch! 209 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,857 Adversity is to be expected. Continue. 210 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,793 Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued. 211 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:20,531 - Okay, I can't do this. - Me either. 212 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,338 Gentlemen, use your imagination. Innovate. 213 00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:27,913 Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth? 214 00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:31,105 He cut open a tauntaun 215 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,418 and used its internal body heat to warm him up. 216 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,547 You heard the man. Hold him down and I'll cut him open. 217 00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:40,092 Hang on, I know I don't possess the tools of leadership, 218 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:44,138 but why can't we assemble the equipment inside the hut and then take it outside? 219 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,392 I hadn't thought of that. 220 00:12:50,651 --> 00:12:52,586 I guess we're done here. 221 00:12:56,954 --> 00:12:57,901 Here, 222 00:12:58,109 --> 00:12:59,903 drink slash eat this. 223 00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:03,657 - What is it? - Hot chocolate with a stick of butter. 224 00:13:05,777 --> 00:13:07,160 Okay, why? 225 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,186 In the frigid temperatures in the Arctic, 226 00:13:09,311 --> 00:13:11,480 we need to consume at least 5,000 calories a day 227 00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:13,125 just to maintain our body weight. 228 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,961 You know I can't eat butter. I'm lactose intolerant. 229 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,797 Way ahead of you, that's an "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" stick. 230 00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:23,093 But Mummy, all the other guys are going to the North Pole. 231 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,429 I don't care what the other guys are doing. 232 00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:27,747 If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal 233 00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:30,309 and tried to swim to Sri Lanka, would you follow them? 234 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,338 If you were standing behind me nagging, I might. 235 00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:37,483 Don't talk back to your mother. This trip is much too dangerous. 236 00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:40,083 No, it's not. Howard, tell them. 237 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:44,781 Doctor and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste. 238 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,609 I understand your concern, but if it'll make you feel any better, 239 00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:50,543 my mother is fine with me going, 240 00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:54,525 and it's a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17. 241 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,931 So, she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus? 242 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,463 That's very unlikely, Mrs. Koothrappali. 243 00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:02,716 If Raj dies, 244 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,614 it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn 245 00:14:05,739 --> 00:14:08,844 or being ripped to shreds by a 1,500 pound polar bear. 246 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,964 Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents. 247 00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:16,418 Can you tell them that you're okay with me going to the Arctic? 248 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:20,100 Arctic?! I thought you said Arkansas! 249 00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:25,007 I didn't say that. You never listen to me! 250 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,818 He doesn't tell me anything! 251 00:14:26,943 --> 00:14:29,755 He lives a secret life because he's ashamed! 252 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,622 Can I talk to you for a sec? 253 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,161 Sure, but let's go out here 254 00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:37,911 where there's a little less yelling and guilt. 255 00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:40,295 What's up? 256 00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,797 Well, I got you a little going away present. 257 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,176 - A blanket. - No, not just a blanket. 258 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,322 See, it has sleeves. 259 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:59,606 So, you can be all snoodled up while you do your science stuff. 260 00:15:01,354 --> 00:15:02,535 Cool. 261 00:15:04,156 --> 00:15:05,624 I'm gonna miss you. 262 00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:15,497 - See you later. - Bye. 263 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,380 I told you no! Why don't you believe me? 264 00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:26,221 'Cause it doesn't make sense to me! 265 00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:29,405 How can it be that in the entire country of India, 266 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,958 there isn't one Outback Steakhouse?! 267 00:15:42,616 --> 00:15:44,397 I want a cookie, Meemaw. 268 00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:48,363 It's me. 269 00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:50,762 But Meemaw just made cookies. 270 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,953 I don't know if I can go on the expedition. 271 00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:56,935 What? 272 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,249 I don't think I can go to the North Pole. 273 00:16:01,113 --> 00:16:03,937 I know you're concerned about disappointing me 274 00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:06,646 but I want you to take comfort from the knowledge 275 00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:09,608 that my expectations of you are very low. 276 00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:13,150 Yeah, that's very comforting. 277 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,436 Comforting is a part of leadership. 278 00:16:15,561 --> 00:16:18,435 It's not a part I care for, but such is my burden. 279 00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:22,272 Terrific, it's just that... I don't think Penny wants me to go. 280 00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:26,568 Assuming that's a valid reason not to go, which it isn't... 281 00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:29,779 How do you know this? Did she say it? 282 00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:31,680 Not exactly. 283 00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:34,993 But she said she was gonna miss me and she gave me this. 284 00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,749 - What is it? - It's a blanket with sleeves. 285 00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:42,881 That's clever. 286 00:16:45,899 --> 00:16:47,589 Let me see if I understand correctly. 287 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,306 Her missing you 288 00:16:49,431 --> 00:16:51,926 is an emotional state you find desirable? 289 00:16:52,732 --> 00:16:54,262 Yes, obviously. 290 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:58,179 Well, given that missing you is predicated on you leaving, 291 00:16:58,531 --> 00:17:01,054 logic dictates you must leave. 292 00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:05,929 Yes, okay, but I'm gonna be gone for three months. 293 00:17:06,054 --> 00:17:09,194 What if she doesn't miss me that long and she meets someone else? 294 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:12,682 She does have a short attention span. 295 00:17:13,487 --> 00:17:14,533 So, I can't go. 296 00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,430 Leonard, you may be right. 297 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:19,030 It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life 298 00:17:19,155 --> 00:17:21,790 in a very intimate and carnal fashion. 299 00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:25,359 - You really think so? - Of course not. 300 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,772 Even in my sleep-deprived state, 301 00:17:29,897 --> 00:17:33,040 I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. 302 00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:35,289 Bazinga! 303 00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:46,936 - What time is it? - It's 7:00 a.m. I'm sorry it's early, 304 00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:49,275 but we're leaving soon, and I needed to talk to you. 305 00:17:51,579 --> 00:17:54,489 What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me? 306 00:17:56,415 --> 00:17:57,653 I don't know. 307 00:17:57,778 --> 00:18:00,226 You'll be gone and I'll notice. 308 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,626 What about this? What does this mean? 309 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:09,649 Wine, credit card and late night television 310 00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:11,374 are a bad combination. 311 00:18:13,773 --> 00:18:14,857 All right, fine. 312 00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:18,054 What about that really long hug? What did that mean? 313 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:20,599 That wasn't a long hug. 314 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,033 It was at least five Mississippis. 315 00:18:25,614 --> 00:18:29,346 A standard hug is two Mississippis tops. 316 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:34,654 Leonard, I don't know what to tell you. It was just a hug. 317 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,907 - Glad we cleared that up. - Yeah. 318 00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:39,226 I guess I'll see you. 319 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,494 - Okay, have a safe trip. - Thank you. 320 00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:44,581 - Bye. - Okay, bye. 321 00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:52,325 It means I wish you weren't going. 322 00:19:02,617 --> 00:19:04,309 - Damn it. - What? 323 00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:06,122 We're out of ice. 324 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,442 All right, we begin initial assembly and deployment of the testing equipment 325 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,906 starting tomorrow at 0700 hours, 326 00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:16,488 but until then, you are all off duty. 327 00:19:17,144 --> 00:19:19,662 I suggest you keep the shenanigans to a minimum 328 00:19:19,787 --> 00:19:22,953 as medical help is 18 hours away by dogsled. 329 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,155 - What are you working on? - Crossbow. 330 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,295 Hey, guys, can I just say something? 331 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,298 How about we take a moment to think about where we are right now? 332 00:19:34,635 --> 00:19:37,436 This is literally the top of the world. 333 00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:39,953 Only a handful of people in all of human history 334 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,179 will ever see what we are going to see. 335 00:19:43,318 --> 00:19:44,429 He's right. 336 00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,161 It is remarkable. 337 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:51,322 So, who's up for a movie? 338 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,111 Good idea, what do you think? 339 00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:55,937 Ice Station Zebra or John Carpenter's The Thing? 340 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,040 - I say double feature. - Dinner's ready! 341 00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:02,800 - What are we having? - Reconstituted Thai food. 342 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:06,455 Did you bring the dehydrated low-sodium soy sauce? 343 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,069 - Freeze-dried spicy mustard? - Check. 344 00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:10,751 Flash-frozen brown rice, not white? 345 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:14,671 Sorry. 346 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:15,958 Not to worry. 347 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,137 I hid it. 348 00:20:19,756 --> 00:20:20,880 Bazinga! 349 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,397 You're in my spot. 350 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:39,542 There's no time for a crossbow. Find me an icicle. 351 00:20:43,525 --> 00:20:46,823 Three months. This is gonna be great.