1 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:08,192 Water Demon. 2 00:00:10,018 --> 00:00:11,502 Ice Dragon. 3 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:15,673 Lesser Warlord of Ka'a. 4 00:00:15,674 --> 00:00:18,709 Not so fast. 5 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,477 Infinite Sheldon. 6 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,614 Infinite Sheldon? 7 00:00:23,615 --> 00:00:26,317 Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards 8 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:28,903 and does not violate the rule against homemade cards 9 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,821 because I made it at work. 10 00:00:32,290 --> 00:00:35,659 Do you understand why people don't want to play with you? 11 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,261 No... 12 00:00:37,262 --> 00:00:40,698 although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool. 13 00:00:41,716 --> 00:00:42,750 Hey. 14 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:43,717 Hey. 15 00:00:43,718 --> 00:00:45,469 Hey. 16 00:00:45,470 --> 00:00:47,421 Hey, your copy of Science magazine was in my mailbox. 17 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,340 - Oh, thanks. - Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,575 Check it out-- all about planets this month. 19 00:00:51,576 --> 00:00:53,611 That's an atom. 20 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:57,081 Agree to disagree. 21 00:00:57,949 --> 00:00:59,450 That's what I love about science-- 22 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:02,152 there's no one right answer. 23 00:01:05,223 --> 00:01:07,224 So... 24 00:01:07,225 --> 00:01:08,826 you and Zack again, huh? 25 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,761 Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again. 26 00:01:10,762 --> 00:01:12,363 Were we here earlier? 27 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,199 Okay, we should, we should go. 28 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,250 Ah, not yet. 29 00:01:16,251 --> 00:01:18,619 I want to talk science with the science dudes. 30 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:22,406 Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. 31 00:01:23,775 --> 00:01:24,875 What do you want to talk about-- 32 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:29,013 rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver? 33 00:01:30,181 --> 00:01:32,516 You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. 34 00:01:32,517 --> 00:01:34,385 Turns out that if you kill a starfish, 35 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,553 it'll just come back to life. 36 00:01:38,356 --> 00:01:40,224 Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? 37 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,493 Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon. 38 00:01:45,463 --> 00:01:48,899 No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel. 39 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,167 It was a great show. 40 00:01:50,168 --> 00:01:52,336 They also said dolphins might be smarter than people. 41 00:01:52,337 --> 00:01:55,940 They might be smarter than some people. 42 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,661 Maybe we can do an experiment to find out. 43 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,112 That's easy enough. 44 00:02:02,113 --> 00:02:05,215 We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through, 45 00:02:05,216 --> 00:02:07,651 and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats 46 00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:09,787 you find tasty. 47 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:18,162 I don't get it. 48 00:02:18,163 --> 00:02:19,596 A dolphin might. 49 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:24,201 Oh, I see. 50 00:02:24,202 --> 00:02:26,337 You guys are inferring that I'm stupid. 51 00:02:26,338 --> 00:02:27,604 That's not correct. 52 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,491 We were implying it. 53 00:02:30,492 --> 00:02:32,710 You then inferred it. 54 00:02:36,247 --> 00:02:38,682 Let's go. 55 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:41,652 You know, for a group of guys 56 00:02:41,653 --> 00:02:44,288 who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied, 57 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,839 you can be real jerks. 58 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,658 Shame on all of you. 59 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,329 What the hell did I do? 60 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,831 You laughed. 61 00:02:56,034 --> 00:02:59,669 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 62 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:03,006 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 63 00:03:03,007 --> 00:03:04,525 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 64 00:03:04,526 --> 00:03:07,061 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 65 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,747 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 66 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:12,416 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 67 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,318 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 68 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,351 ♪ Bang! ♪ 69 00:03:15,451 --> 00:03:18,451 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x11 ♪ The Justice League Recombination Original Air Date on December 16, 2010 70 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:21,751 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 71 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:23,927 Do you think Penny's right? 72 00:03:24,006 --> 00:03:25,657 Were we bullying Zack? 73 00:03:25,658 --> 00:03:26,408 No, 74 00:03:26,496 --> 00:03:27,863 I know bullying. 75 00:03:27,864 --> 00:03:31,700 He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free. 76 00:03:32,519 --> 00:03:34,737 And nobody drew a penis on his forehead. 77 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,874 That happened to you? 78 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:41,543 First day of cricket camp. 79 00:03:41,544 --> 00:03:44,980 They drew it so the testicles were my eyes. 80 00:03:48,318 --> 00:03:50,953 I don't know, I think we might owe the guy an apology. 81 00:03:50,954 --> 00:03:53,422 So go apologize. Why me? 82 00:03:53,423 --> 00:03:56,592 You started it, we just piled on. 83 00:03:56,593 --> 00:03:58,560 What would I even say? 84 00:03:58,561 --> 00:04:01,263 Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid. 85 00:04:03,233 --> 00:04:05,534 Have a Milk Dud. 86 00:04:06,269 --> 00:04:08,404 A Milk Dud? Yeah, 87 00:04:08,405 --> 00:04:10,839 Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name 88 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,541 and remarkably mild flavor, 89 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:16,512 are the most apologetic of the boxed candies. 90 00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:17,913 I got a better idea. 91 00:04:17,914 --> 00:04:18,881 We're all responsible. 92 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:20,082 I say we all go. 93 00:04:23,753 --> 00:04:25,287 Come on, who's with me? 94 00:04:26,756 --> 00:04:30,392 Free comic books to anyone who comes with me. 95 00:04:31,661 --> 00:04:33,562 I might get punched. You really want to miss that? 96 00:04:39,102 --> 00:04:41,170 Junior Mints are pretty apologetic. 97 00:04:41,171 --> 00:04:43,338 You're embarrassing yourself. 98 00:04:47,477 --> 00:04:49,778 Penny. 99 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:55,417 What? Yeah, 100 00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:57,119 we came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack. 101 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,320 What do you want? 102 00:04:58,321 --> 00:04:59,688 Listen, 103 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:00,789 the stuff we were saying before-- 104 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:02,357 we were just kidding around. 105 00:05:02,358 --> 00:05:03,292 No, you weren't. 106 00:05:03,293 --> 00:05:04,960 You were making fun of me. 107 00:05:04,961 --> 00:05:06,595 Come on, that's what we do. 108 00:05:06,596 --> 00:05:08,697 We give each other a hard time. 109 00:05:08,698 --> 00:05:09,898 Hey, Sheldon, 110 00:05:09,899 --> 00:05:12,101 you look like a praying mantis. 111 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:15,003 That's very hurtful. 112 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:17,306 See? 113 00:05:17,307 --> 00:05:20,142 I don't know, it still wasn't very nice. 114 00:05:20,143 --> 00:05:22,644 Milk Dud? 115 00:05:22,645 --> 00:05:24,413 Oh, I love Milk Duds. 116 00:05:25,682 --> 00:05:28,083 Okay, we're cool. 117 00:05:29,919 --> 00:05:32,755 Junior Mints. 118 00:05:32,756 --> 00:05:34,323 You guys want to come in and have a beer? 119 00:05:34,324 --> 00:05:36,125 Uh, we're on our way to the comic book store. 120 00:05:36,126 --> 00:05:37,826 Leonard's buying. 121 00:05:37,827 --> 00:05:38,861 Really? 122 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:40,062 I haven't been to a comic book store 123 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:41,630 in literally a million years. 124 00:05:41,631 --> 00:05:43,232 Literally? 125 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:46,568 Literally a million years? 126 00:05:46,569 --> 00:05:48,270 Don't. 127 00:05:48,271 --> 00:05:49,538 You want to go with 'em? No. 128 00:05:49,539 --> 00:05:50,939 Okay, see you later. Wait, 129 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:55,711 w-w-w-wait, you're ditching me to go look at comic books? 130 00:05:55,712 --> 00:05:56,912 Are you mad at me? 131 00:05:56,913 --> 00:05:59,648 I'm not happy. 132 00:06:01,201 --> 00:06:02,718 Milk Dud? 133 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:08,457 Wow, this place is awesome. 134 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,759 Where do they keep the Archies? 135 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,129 In the bedrooms of ten-year- old girls, where they belong. 136 00:06:14,130 --> 00:06:17,015 Oh, no, you're thinking old-school Archie. 137 00:06:17,016 --> 00:06:18,834 It's much more sophisticated now. 138 00:06:18,835 --> 00:06:19,935 Like, there's two universes, 139 00:06:19,936 --> 00:06:21,870 and Archie's married to Betty in one 140 00:06:21,871 --> 00:06:22,938 and Veronica in the other. 141 00:06:22,939 --> 00:06:25,240 Midge is even breaking up with Moose. 142 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:27,142 No. 143 00:06:27,143 --> 00:06:28,844 About time, right? 144 00:06:28,845 --> 00:06:30,345 Hey. 145 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:33,816 Hey. You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard? 146 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:36,885 Uh, no. Oh, this is Zack. 147 00:06:36,886 --> 00:06:38,287 He's a friend of ours. 148 00:06:38,288 --> 00:06:39,188 Zack, this is Stuart. 149 00:06:39,189 --> 00:06:41,023 He owns the store. 150 00:06:41,024 --> 00:06:42,624 Wow, lucky you. 151 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:45,360 Yeah, I work 70 hours a week 152 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:48,230 and average $1.65 an hour. 153 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:50,566 Sweet. 154 00:06:51,434 --> 00:06:53,735 Is that sarcasm? 155 00:06:53,736 --> 00:06:57,372 No, it's an indictment of the American education system. 156 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:00,142 The Archies are over here. 157 00:07:00,143 --> 00:07:02,094 Yippee. 158 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,615 So are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume party? 159 00:07:06,616 --> 00:07:07,883 Of course. 160 00:07:07,884 --> 00:07:09,902 We're coming as the Justice League of America. 161 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:11,019 Switching it up from last year 162 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:13,939 when we came as the Justice League of America. 163 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:15,190 To that point, 164 00:07:15,191 --> 00:07:18,961 it occurs to me that we might have an opportunity 165 00:07:18,962 --> 00:07:21,463 to finally snare Best Group Costume 166 00:07:21,464 --> 00:07:23,899 if we shore up our weak link, 167 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:26,702 which is clearly Leonard as Superman. 168 00:07:27,537 --> 00:07:29,638 Hey, I got new boots this year. 169 00:07:29,639 --> 00:07:32,007 Guaranteed to add three inches. 170 00:07:32,008 --> 00:07:34,877 That's sad. 172 00:07:39,949 --> 00:07:44,486 who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton? 173 00:07:44,487 --> 00:07:46,788 Than Leonard in high-heeled boots? 174 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:50,926 Howard's mother in high-heeled boots? 175 00:07:53,529 --> 00:07:56,999 I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there 176 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,700 moving his lips as he enjoys 177 00:07:58,701 --> 00:08:01,003 the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica. 178 00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:06,975 Zack? 179 00:08:06,976 --> 00:08:10,612 He is the only person we know with actual muscles. 180 00:08:10,613 --> 00:08:13,715 You can't replace me with Zack. 181 00:08:13,716 --> 00:08:16,451 Why not? Penny did it. 182 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,387 Yeah, she seems happier. 183 00:08:18,388 --> 00:08:19,788 Why wouldn't we be? 184 00:08:19,789 --> 00:08:21,189 Score. 185 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:23,158 I got an Archie, Betty and Veronica, 186 00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:24,459 and a Jughead. 187 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:27,629 All set for my weekend number twos. 188 00:08:28,481 --> 00:08:30,666 Congratulations. 189 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:34,303 Zack, how would you like to be Superman? 190 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:37,506 I don't know, sounds like a lot of responsibility. 191 00:08:41,744 --> 00:08:43,545 Fine, if Zack's going to be Superman, 192 00:08:43,546 --> 00:08:44,947 I want to be Green Lantern. 193 00:08:44,948 --> 00:08:45,914 But I'm Green Lantern. 194 00:08:45,915 --> 00:08:47,332 You can be Aquaman. 195 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,667 I don't want to be Aquaman. 196 00:08:48,668 --> 00:08:50,869 He sucks. 197 00:08:51,754 --> 00:08:53,989 He sucks underwater. 198 00:08:55,325 --> 00:08:57,793 He sucks fish pee. 199 00:08:57,794 --> 00:08:58,961 Excuse me, 200 00:08:58,962 --> 00:09:02,364 I believe Aquaman uses his telepathic powers 201 00:09:02,365 --> 00:09:06,668 to request the fish do their business elsewhere. 202 00:09:06,669 --> 00:09:08,270 Hey, babe. 203 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:09,354 I'm still mad at you. 204 00:09:09,355 --> 00:09:10,339 Well, you won't be 205 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:11,440 when you hear the great news. 206 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:12,474 What great news? 207 00:09:12,475 --> 00:09:14,076 We're going to a costume party 208 00:09:14,077 --> 00:09:16,611 at the comic book store on New Year's Eve, 209 00:09:16,612 --> 00:09:19,381 and you get to be Wonder Woman. 210 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,885 Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth. 211 00:09:24,554 --> 00:09:26,655 Invisible plane sold separately. 212 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:28,957 Wait, why me? 213 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:30,959 Wh-Why can't your girlfriend be Wonder Woman? 214 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,528 She and her lab team are under quarantine. 215 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:36,098 Seems at the Christmas party they were doing Jell-O shots 216 00:09:36,099 --> 00:09:40,168 out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever. 217 00:09:41,404 --> 00:09:44,206 Okay, what about your friend Amy? 218 00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:47,309 Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes. 219 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:50,379 She isn't the free spirit I am. 220 00:09:52,915 --> 00:09:54,049 Okay, well, forget it. 221 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:55,717 I'm not spending my New Year's Eve 222 00:09:55,718 --> 00:09:58,553 at a comic book store wearing a Wonder Woman costume. 223 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:03,859 He says he'll wear it if you'll be Aquaman. 224 00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:23,990 What are you doing? 225 00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:25,862 We're going to be late. 226 00:10:25,946 --> 00:10:28,481 I'm pacing nervously. 227 00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:29,716 You're jogging. 228 00:10:29,717 --> 00:10:33,052 This is how the Flash paces. 229 00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:35,722 Just chill out, Sheldon. 230 00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:38,658 I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash. 231 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:40,260 And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon 232 00:10:40,261 --> 00:10:41,561 to scream in frustration. 233 00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:43,796 I'm back. 234 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,569 I'm Batman. 235 00:10:50,371 --> 00:10:51,771 Oh, I hardly think so. 236 00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:54,307 The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts 237 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,408 when he's running late. 238 00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,810 I had to walk. 239 00:10:57,811 --> 00:11:00,880 I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter. 240 00:11:08,722 --> 00:11:10,723 I've said this before, and I'll say it again. 241 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:13,893 Aquaman sucks. 242 00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:16,462 Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. 243 00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:21,067 I forget the rest. 244 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:26,039 All right. Let's get this thing over with. 245 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,740 I'm sorry. 246 00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:30,576 But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde? 247 00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:33,546 Relax. No one's going to be looking at her hair. 248 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:38,751 Ow! 249 00:11:39,587 --> 00:11:40,587 I mean, 250 00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:42,755 ow. 251 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:44,958 Hold on. The costume came 252 00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:46,092 with a black wig. Where is it, babe? 253 00:11:46,093 --> 00:11:48,127 No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid. 254 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:49,729 Come on. We're trying to win a contest here. 255 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:50,997 Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig. 256 00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:55,134 Honey, there's no "I" in "Justice League." 257 00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:59,656 Well, actually... 258 00:11:59,657 --> 00:12:02,175 Don't. He's making our case. 259 00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:04,043 Okay, babe. Uh... 260 00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:07,213 Kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends. 261 00:12:07,214 --> 00:12:08,948 Okay. You know what? 262 00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:10,950 I changed my mind. I'm not going. 263 00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:14,637 Looks like someone else is going 264 00:12:14,638 --> 00:12:17,056 to have to be Wonder Woman. 265 00:12:21,362 --> 00:12:23,096 Babe, open up. 266 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:24,630 I'm not talking to you. 267 00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:26,833 Then who are you talking to? 268 00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:32,805 Babe? 269 00:12:32,806 --> 00:12:35,675 Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, 270 00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:38,477 Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, 271 00:12:38,478 --> 00:12:39,846 Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny 272 00:12:39,847 --> 00:12:41,080 Penny, Penny... 273 00:12:41,081 --> 00:12:44,000 What the hell is wrong with you? 274 00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:45,184 I'm the Flash. 275 00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:46,886 I just knocked 30,000 times. 276 00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:49,038 Okay. What do you want, Sheldon? 277 00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:51,858 I understand why you're upset. 278 00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:53,259 Really? 279 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,627 Yes. 280 00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:57,930 You're afraid that costume makes you look fat. 281 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,267 No. 282 00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:02,435 Wh-What... 283 00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,470 Does it? 284 00:13:04,471 --> 00:13:05,838 Don't worry. 285 00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:07,373 Wonder Woman was an Amazon. 286 00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:12,078 And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals. 287 00:13:14,581 --> 00:13:17,033 Good-bye, Sheldon. 288 00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:22,188 But they're not blonde, so put on your wig. 289 00:13:25,526 --> 00:13:27,359 Hello? 290 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:40,473 Stupid Aquaman. 291 00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,609 If it makes you feel any better, 292 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,844 when I was dating Penny, 293 00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,412 she used to flip out on me all the time. 294 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,648 Whoa. You dated Penny? 295 00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:52,018 She didn't tell you? 296 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:54,253 She told me she dated a guy named Leonard. 297 00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:56,389 Who would have thought it was you? 298 00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:59,058 Who else would it be? 299 00:13:59,059 --> 00:14:01,861 I don't know. Somebody bigger and... 300 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:04,464 Yeah, sure. Why not you? 301 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,403 I may have failed. 302 00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:14,040 Okay, I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman. 303 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,374 I don't want to go without Penny. 304 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:19,078 Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman? 305 00:14:19,079 --> 00:14:21,514 All we've got is a skinny Flash, 306 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:22,949 an Indian Aquaman, 307 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:23,950 a nearsighted Green Lantern, 308 00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:26,185 and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight. 309 00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:31,691 Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. 310 00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:35,928 We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes. 311 00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:39,732 Ooh, I call Kermit. 312 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:41,768 I'm Kermit. You're Scooter. 313 00:14:41,769 --> 00:14:45,171 Oh, man. Scooter sucks. 314 00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:48,975 He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies. 315 00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:52,712 No, we can still make this work. 316 00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:54,280 Leonard, you talk to Penny. 317 00:14:54,281 --> 00:14:56,282 What makes you think I can convince her? 318 00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,117 You got her to have sex with you. 319 00:14:58,118 --> 00:15:01,170 Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing. 320 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:07,059 Okay, let me see if I understand this. 321 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,295 You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend 322 00:15:09,296 --> 00:15:12,064 to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend 323 00:15:12,065 --> 00:15:14,133 just so we can win a stupid prize? 324 00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:16,903 Yes. And make her wear the black wig. Good luck. 325 00:15:19,473 --> 00:15:20,773 Go away, Sheldon. 326 00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,074 It's Leonard. 327 00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:23,409 Oh. 328 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,661 Go away, Leonard. 329 00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,880 Come on, let me just talk to you. 330 00:15:27,881 --> 00:15:30,082 It's open. 331 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,884 Hey. 332 00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:33,653 I'm not going to that party, Leonard. 333 00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:36,122 Okay, listen. You don't have to wear the wig. 334 00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:38,124 At this party, we're gonna win first prize 335 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,226 just by showing up with a girl. 336 00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:43,329 It's not the wig. 337 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:45,097 Did I do something? 338 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:46,799 I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack, 339 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,302 like you said, which believe me, was difficult, 340 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:51,671 given how you and me used to be... 341 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,272 you know, "you and me," and now you 342 00:15:53,273 --> 00:15:55,775 and him are "you and him." 343 00:15:55,776 --> 00:15:58,911 Okay, look. We're not really "me and him." 344 00:15:58,912 --> 00:16:00,546 Then what are you? 345 00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:02,514 I don't know. 346 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:04,750 I only started seeing Zack again 347 00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:06,786 so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve. 348 00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:09,021 How pathetic is that? 349 00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:11,557 Not as pathetic as dressing up like this 350 00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:14,627 and going to a comic book store on New Year's Eve. 351 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:17,296 You make a cute Green Arrow. 352 00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:24,370 Green Lantern. 353 00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:27,473 Like there's a difference. 354 00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:29,442 There's a big difference. 355 00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:31,477 Arrow. 356 00:16:31,478 --> 00:16:33,579 Lantern. 357 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,284 Whatever. Look, if Zack and I had just gone 358 00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:40,719 to a regular club or a party, it would have been fine, 359 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,721 but this, with the costumes, and you... 360 00:16:42,722 --> 00:16:44,156 What about me? 361 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,694 Nothing. 362 00:16:48,695 --> 00:16:50,780 Let's go to the party. 363 00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,732 How do I look? 364 00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:00,640 Um... 365 00:17:00,641 --> 00:17:03,075 I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl there. 366 00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:07,480 Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman. 367 00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:08,598 Oh. Yes. 368 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,715 What's the bad news? 369 00:17:09,716 --> 00:17:11,050 Superman probably isn't 370 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,919 getting laid tonight. 371 00:17:14,988 --> 00:17:17,773 Aw, damn. 372 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,027 And the award 373 00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:23,529 for best group costume goes to... 374 00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,532 Justice League of America... 375 00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:33,205 Number three! 376 00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:39,679 Thank you! Thank you so much! 377 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,548 Okay. Okay, ten seconds to midnight. 378 00:17:42,549 --> 00:17:43,683 Ten, nine, eight... 379 00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:45,134 No, wait! 380 00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:46,485 I have a speech. 381 00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,054 Seven, six... Stop counting! 382 00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:50,790 Five, four, three... This is my moment, dag nab it! 383 00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:52,091 Two, one! 384 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:56,145 Happy New Year! 385 00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:09,475 I'm not going to say another word 386 00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,844 until you people settle down. 387 00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:16,816 I'm waiting. 388 00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:22,088 That was a great party. 389 00:18:22,089 --> 00:18:24,674 We should dress like this all the time. 390 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:27,510 Are you high? 391 00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:29,628 You're being a bully. 392 00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:34,800 Check it out. 393 00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:36,335 Those guys are breaking into that car. 394 00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:38,371 What should we do? 395 00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:40,106 We're the Justice League of America. 396 00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:42,808 There's only one thing we can do. 397 00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:45,244 Turn around and slowly walk away. 398 00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:55,404 Nah. 399 00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:57,573 Hold up. 400 00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:05,543 Look, I know our winter thermostat setting 401 00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,295 is 72 degrees, but I'm a little warm, 402 00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,830 so I'm going to turn it down. 403 00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:34,923 Good Lord, 404 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:39,494 how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter! 405 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:51,139 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 406 00:19:56,983 --> 00:19:59,318 Fine.